1 00:01:27,420 --> 00:01:29,689 [THUDDING] 2 00:01:43,203 --> 00:01:45,138 [GLASS SHATTERING] 3 00:02:17,804 --> 00:02:19,472 [SIZZLING] 4 00:03:30,430 --> 00:03:31,644 [SQUEAKING] 5 00:03:50,163 --> 00:03:52,832 [DISH WASHER RUNNING] 6 00:05:49,149 --> 00:05:50,216 Ah! 7 00:06:08,968 --> 00:06:10,737 Mmm. 8 00:06:35,495 --> 00:06:36,763 Ah... 9 00:06:56,850 --> 00:06:59,219 [CLATTERING AND WHIRRING] 10 00:07:34,120 --> 00:07:35,455 [CRYING] 11 00:07:53,673 --> 00:07:55,909 [HONKING] 12 00:08:01,915 --> 00:08:04,751 This is our masterpiece. 13 00:08:04,918 --> 00:08:07,587 It brings a tear to my eye. 14 00:08:07,754 --> 00:08:09,689 [BUZZING] 15 00:08:09,923 --> 00:08:11,910 Huh? 16 00:08:13,526 --> 00:08:14,661 [GASPING] 17 00:08:17,764 --> 00:08:19,432 Ah... Ah... 18 00:08:22,202 --> 00:08:25,372 [SCREAMING] 19 00:08:34,114 --> 00:08:35,815 Vandals! 20 00:08:36,683 --> 00:08:38,451 Let's get them! 21 00:09:00,730 --> 00:09:01,875 That hurt. 22 00:09:31,905 --> 00:09:32,939 [CRASHING] 23 00:10:06,606 --> 00:10:08,541 Ladies and gentlemen of the press... 24 00:10:08,675 --> 00:10:11,611 ...welcome to the International Space Place. 25 00:10:11,811 --> 00:10:13,413 [CROWD CLAPPING WEAKLY] 26 00:10:13,613 --> 00:10:16,316 We at the Space Place are proud to announce today... 27 00:10:16,483 --> 00:10:20,553 ...that the long-awaited mission to Mars mission is ready to be launched. 28 00:10:22,122 --> 00:10:24,290 We intend to prove positively... 29 00:10:24,457 --> 00:10:27,460 ...that there is no life on the planet Mars. 30 00:10:27,627 --> 00:10:32,632 As you are all certainly aware, a mission of this expense is very expensive. 31 00:10:32,799 --> 00:10:36,403 We wouldn't shoot two knuckleheads up there to try and hit Mars. 32 00:10:36,569 --> 00:10:40,573 No, sir. Hours of serious thought have gone into this undertaking. 33 00:10:40,707 --> 00:10:44,477 And now let me introduce our intrepid space travelers... 34 00:10:44,644 --> 00:10:49,416 ...the only men we could find that were bold enough to overlook... 35 00:10:49,582 --> 00:10:53,153 ...certain shortcomings and volunteer for this first-ever... 36 00:10:53,319 --> 00:10:55,210 ...manned mission to Mars. 37 00:10:55,188 --> 00:11:00,930 I give you Majors Biff Buzzard and Buzz Blister. 38 00:11:00,260 --> 00:11:02,729 [CROWD CHEERING AND CLAPPING] 39 00:11:24,851 --> 00:11:26,553 BUZZ: Ladies and gentlemen... 40 00:11:26,720 --> 00:11:30,357 ...the myth of little green men will soon be put to rest. 41 00:11:30,523 --> 00:11:33,626 [CROWD GASPING AND CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY] 42 00:11:52,212 --> 00:11:54,781 Ah! Little green men! 43 00:11:55,150 --> 00:11:57,217 [SCREAMING] 44 00:12:07,270 --> 00:12:09,729 Aliens. Real aliens. 45 00:12:10,930 --> 00:12:13,166 Hello. 46 00:12:13,333 --> 00:12:16,169 Welcome to Earth. 47 00:12:16,336 --> 00:12:19,806 We hope you have come in peace. 48 00:12:25,245 --> 00:12:28,515 Hey, wait a minute. They aren't aliens. 49 00:12:28,915 --> 00:12:31,751 Hey. You're right! 50 00:12:32,419 --> 00:12:34,254 It's a cat. 51 00:12:36,790 --> 00:12:38,792 And a mouse. 52 00:12:39,592 --> 00:12:40,827 BRISTLE: Get them! 53 00:12:54,700 --> 00:12:55,842 - Huh? GLUCKMAN: Uh... 54 00:12:56,576 --> 00:12:58,278 BRISTLE: Get them! 55 00:13:30,477 --> 00:13:34,347 Now, watch as I simply add a single drop of water... 56 00:13:34,514 --> 00:13:38,651 ...to this powdered pizza dinner, and: 57 00:13:46,590 --> 00:13:48,628 Delicious. Just like Mom tried to make. 58 00:13:55,268 --> 00:13:58,380 Get the stuff loaded onto the rocket immediately. 59 00:14:36,943 --> 00:14:39,579 [SCREAMING] 60 00:14:42,816 --> 00:14:44,918 [BELL RINGING] 61 00:14:54,194 --> 00:14:56,229 What is going on here? 62 00:14:56,663 --> 00:14:59,966 Well, sir, these here dehydrated dinners... 63 00:15:00,133 --> 00:15:03,503 ...exploded, and we don't really know why. 64 00:15:03,670 --> 00:15:07,140 Well, obviously, they've been rehydrated. 65 00:15:07,340 --> 00:15:11,770 Yes. Well, sir, as near as we can tell, the dinners got wet. 66 00:15:11,244 --> 00:15:14,247 Yes, that's what rehydrated means! 67 00:15:14,414 --> 00:15:16,116 Okay? And got wet real fast. 68 00:15:16,282 --> 00:15:20,253 And then it just sort of went, well, kablooey. 69 00:15:20,420 --> 00:15:23,523 Look. Things just don't go kablooey on their own. 70 00:15:23,690 --> 00:15:25,325 Things go kablooey for a reason. 71 00:15:25,525 --> 00:15:29,950 There has to be a reason for things going kablooey. Find that reason. 72 00:15:29,262 --> 00:15:31,931 Or, gentlemen, you will go kablooey! 73 00:15:32,980 --> 00:15:33,867 Yes, sir! 74 00:15:35,101 --> 00:15:36,770 Hey, a mouse! 75 00:15:36,936 --> 00:15:39,500 Mouse in the house! 76 00:15:39,439 --> 00:15:41,174 Get him! Catch him! 77 00:15:41,341 --> 00:15:44,110 [SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY] 78 00:15:44,277 --> 00:15:46,346 I don't want to go kablooey... 79 00:15:47,347 --> 00:15:50,984 A mouse! Commander, we have a mouse in the house! 80 00:15:51,151 --> 00:15:54,187 Yes, we know, doctor. 81 00:15:54,354 --> 00:15:57,457 Perhaps that pussycat can be of use to us. 82 00:15:57,624 --> 00:16:01,895 Science has shown that cats harbor an instinctive dislike for mice... 83 00:16:02,280 --> 00:16:03,563 ...and rodents in general. 84 00:16:04,330 --> 00:16:05,799 Good thinking, Dr. Gluckman. 85 00:16:05,965 --> 00:16:09,903 Gentlemen, we need to get that pussycat back. 86 00:16:10,360 --> 00:16:13,340 GLUCKMAN: Perhaps this rehydrated fish can be of use, sir. 87 00:16:21,348 --> 00:16:24,751 Okay, shh, now, Earl, don't scare him off. 88 00:16:24,918 --> 00:16:27,654 Just take it slow. Take it slow. 89 00:16:27,821 --> 00:16:30,790 Here, kitty, kitty, kitty! 90 00:16:37,163 --> 00:16:39,666 Grab him. 91 00:16:39,833 --> 00:16:43,236 We have a job for you, Mr. Pussycat. 92 00:16:43,403 --> 00:16:47,207 Yeah, this is your big day. 93 00:16:51,770 --> 00:16:55,515 Mr. Pussycat, with this job comes an awesome responsibility. 94 00:16:56,182 --> 00:16:58,218 Are you up to it? 95 00:17:01,254 --> 00:17:04,724 We have a mouse. And it's up to you, Mr. Pussycat, to... 96 00:17:06,960 --> 00:17:08,940 ...eliminate him. 97 00:17:10,864 --> 00:17:14,434 Do it for Earth, my boy-- Uh, pussycat. 98 00:17:14,634 --> 00:17:18,872 Do it for the greater good. Do it for science. 99 00:18:02,282 --> 00:18:04,317 [WHISTLING] 100 00:20:18,785 --> 00:20:20,420 - What was that? - I don't know. 101 00:20:20,587 --> 00:20:22,989 Maybe one of the guys dropped a wrench. 102 00:20:23,156 --> 00:20:26,459 Boy, this is gonna be the easiest 20 bucks we've ever made. 103 00:20:26,626 --> 00:20:30,263 Imagine anyone thinking that there's such a thing as Martians. 104 00:20:30,430 --> 00:20:34,401 Well, I wouldn't be scared if we, you know, met up with some real Martians. 105 00:20:34,567 --> 00:20:37,937 Well, I wouldn't either. 106 00:20:39,639 --> 00:20:41,474 [SCREAMING] 107 00:20:53,486 --> 00:20:56,790 Okay, men, we are just about ready to begin countdown. 108 00:20:56,956 --> 00:20:58,658 Everything all set, up there? 109 00:20:58,825 --> 00:21:01,428 - Yes, sir. - Roger that. 110 00:21:01,594 --> 00:21:03,663 Prepare ignition procedure. 111 00:21:04,464 --> 00:21:07,801 I have to go to the little astronauts' room. 112 00:21:08,101 --> 00:21:10,300 You should have gone before we-- 113 00:21:10,203 --> 00:21:11,671 BIFF: My kidney weighs 20 pounds. 114 00:21:11,838 --> 00:21:14,207 BUZZ: How many times do I have to tell you? 115 00:21:14,341 --> 00:21:16,900 Okay, you two, knock it off. 116 00:21:16,443 --> 00:21:19,279 - This is serious. - No, for real, I have to go. 117 00:21:20,680 --> 00:21:24,784 COMPUTER: Eight, seven, six, five... 118 00:21:26,686 --> 00:21:27,954 Blast off! 119 00:21:36,596 --> 00:21:37,664 Whew! 120 00:22:19,839 --> 00:22:21,574 All systems go on our end. 121 00:22:21,908 --> 00:22:24,577 BUZZ: All systems go here as well. 122 00:22:24,744 --> 00:22:28,748 BIFF: We are ready to jettison first-stage rocket on your command, commander. 123 00:22:28,915 --> 00:22:30,160 [CHUCKLING] 124 00:22:32,352 --> 00:22:34,200 I love this part. 125 00:22:38,591 --> 00:22:41,940 You are clear to jettison initial stage. 126 00:22:44,864 --> 00:22:46,533 Whew. 127 00:23:19,699 --> 00:23:21,968 [PANTING] 128 00:23:26,806 --> 00:23:28,908 This is a breeze, Buzz. 129 00:23:29,750 --> 00:23:31,411 All systems are go. 130 00:23:34,447 --> 00:23:38,318 Congratulations, gentlemen, you are now leaving Earth's atmosphere. 131 00:23:38,485 --> 00:23:42,880 Zero gravity should commence right about... 132 00:23:43,323 --> 00:23:44,991 ...now! 133 00:24:48,488 --> 00:24:50,390 It's an air leak. 134 00:24:52,325 --> 00:24:55,228 Radiation shields up. Planetary arbitration disks online. 135 00:24:55,395 --> 00:24:57,664 Backup marine velocity centrometer. 136 00:24:57,831 --> 00:25:01,234 Repositioning flap cables. Ion gauges tour-ready... 137 00:25:05,572 --> 00:25:06,573 [SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY] 138 00:25:06,806 --> 00:25:07,907 Back up. 139 00:25:08,740 --> 00:25:10,744 It's the window in the second stage. It's broken. 140 00:25:10,910 --> 00:25:12,679 Quick. Shut the emergency hatch. 141 00:25:13,346 --> 00:25:14,414 [SCREECHES] 142 00:25:31,598 --> 00:25:33,733 Boy, that was a close one. 143 00:25:33,900 --> 00:25:37,370 Too close. Should I engage the artificial gravity now? 144 00:25:37,203 --> 00:25:41,207 Sure. All this floating around makes me nauseous. 145 00:25:41,441 --> 00:25:42,542 [HONKS] 146 00:26:02,962 --> 00:26:05,865 [ALARM WAILING] 147 00:26:06,132 --> 00:26:08,568 [THEME MUSIC PLAYING ON SCREEN] 148 00:26:10,804 --> 00:26:11,938 [GLUCKMAN CLEARS THROAT] 149 00:26:12,105 --> 00:26:17,977 Sir, somehow the rocket's trajectory has been discombobulated. 150 00:26:18,311 --> 00:26:20,146 Discombobulated. 151 00:26:23,116 --> 00:26:27,987 If it isn't corrected, the rocket will crash into the sun and be vaporized. 152 00:26:28,988 --> 00:26:32,992 I don't think the men will like this. Maybe we can put it to them nicely. 153 00:26:36,930 --> 00:26:39,265 [ALARM WAILING] 154 00:26:45,500 --> 00:26:49,342 Hey, aren't we supposed to be heading for the big red dot? 155 00:26:49,509 --> 00:26:53,513 Hey, yeah. Something's wrong. 156 00:26:53,680 --> 00:26:55,648 Yeah, I'll say. 157 00:27:00,186 --> 00:27:02,822 [PHONE RINGING] 158 00:27:03,690 --> 00:27:05,358 Uh, hello, boys. 159 00:27:05,525 --> 00:27:07,193 - Hi, commander. - Hi, commander. 160 00:27:07,427 --> 00:27:09,629 Listen, I don't want to alarm you fellas... 161 00:27:09,796 --> 00:27:12,332 ...but we have a teensy-weensy little problem. 162 00:27:16,169 --> 00:27:19,973 It seems that the trajectory of the rocket has gone a little bit... 163 00:27:20,140 --> 00:27:22,142 Well, a little bit funny. 164 00:27:22,509 --> 00:27:25,178 BOTH: Funny? - Yes, that's right, funny. 165 00:27:25,345 --> 00:27:28,548 And it seems that if it's not corrected... 166 00:27:28,715 --> 00:27:33,219 ...you two will crash into the sun and you will be vaporized. 167 00:27:33,820 --> 00:27:36,189 You mean, we're gonna crash? 168 00:27:36,356 --> 00:27:38,992 That doesn't sound very funny to me. 169 00:27:39,159 --> 00:27:41,661 And me without my sunblock. 170 00:27:41,828 --> 00:27:44,497 One of you will have to go outside the ship... 171 00:27:44,664 --> 00:27:46,833 ...open the fuse box and, well-- 172 00:27:47,000 --> 00:27:48,568 Jiggle the wire on the thingy! 173 00:27:48,735 --> 00:27:51,404 You mean that antenna thingy, sir? 174 00:27:51,571 --> 00:27:54,507 Yes, that's it, the antenna thingy. 175 00:28:13,590 --> 00:28:14,761 [GRUNTING] 176 00:28:17,230 --> 00:28:19,366 Uh, rock beats a laser gun, right? 177 00:28:19,532 --> 00:28:21,735 No. No, it doesn't. 178 00:28:21,901 --> 00:28:25,905 Well, you win. You're just too good, Biff. You always win. 179 00:28:26,720 --> 00:28:29,709 - Well, then, out you go. - Right. That'll teach you. 180 00:28:32,779 --> 00:28:35,548 - Hey, wait a minute. BUZZ: Come on, man, hurry up. 181 00:28:35,715 --> 00:28:37,884 I don't wanna crash into the sun. 182 00:28:38,510 --> 00:28:39,586 BIFF: I'm hurrying. 183 00:28:45,392 --> 00:28:47,394 [WHIRRING] 184 00:28:48,280 --> 00:28:49,295 [ALARM BUZZING] 185 00:28:49,529 --> 00:28:51,231 Uh-oh. 186 00:28:51,398 --> 00:28:53,566 BIFF: What's "uh-oh" mean? 187 00:28:54,134 --> 00:28:58,138 Somehow, we're going to light speed. 188 00:28:58,304 --> 00:28:59,806 BIFF: Open this-- 189 00:29:02,750 --> 00:29:04,144 Mother of pearl! 190 00:29:05,412 --> 00:29:09,549 Can't reach lever. 191 00:29:10,617 --> 00:29:12,619 BIFF: Make it stop! 192 00:29:13,860 --> 00:29:14,921 Mommy! 193 00:29:15,880 --> 00:29:16,256 [SCREAMING] 194 00:29:16,556 --> 00:29:17,590 [MEOWING] 195 00:29:26,466 --> 00:29:28,501 [BIFF SCREAMING] 196 00:29:36,760 --> 00:29:37,110 [BANGING] 197 00:29:39,346 --> 00:29:41,181 [GRUNTING] 198 00:29:45,118 --> 00:29:46,686 [PHONE RINGING] 199 00:29:47,487 --> 00:29:50,490 Well, men, there she is. 200 00:29:51,624 --> 00:29:53,460 - What? - Mars. 201 00:29:53,626 --> 00:29:56,463 - Where? - The big red thing underneath you. 202 00:29:57,630 --> 00:30:00,700 - Oh, that. Yes, wow. - Oh, that. Yes, wow. 203 00:30:00,867 --> 00:30:04,704 Yes, "wow" is right. So the big moment is here, everybody. 204 00:30:07,207 --> 00:30:09,976 Okay, prepare the lander. 205 00:30:10,143 --> 00:30:13,130 You know, maybe we should wait a minute or two. 206 00:30:13,179 --> 00:30:17,150 Yeah, you know, just to sort of get used to this. 207 00:30:17,317 --> 00:30:20,553 - Yeah. - Get in that lander, you knuckleheads! 208 00:30:20,720 --> 00:30:23,823 Or we mightjust decide to leave you up there. 209 00:31:28,722 --> 00:31:30,457 BUZZ: Well, here we are, Biff. 210 00:31:30,690 --> 00:31:33,293 The first men on Mars. 211 00:31:40,700 --> 00:31:43,903 BIFF: Well, we're not exactly on Mars yet. 212 00:31:44,700 --> 00:31:46,606 BUZZ: No, but we will be, in a second. 213 00:31:46,773 --> 00:31:50,243 BIFF: This doesn't look anything like the Mars we see in movies. 214 00:31:50,410 --> 00:31:53,913 BUZZ: Yes, chum, this is nothing like the angry red planet. 215 00:31:54,800 --> 00:31:56,820 BIFF: I don't see any monsters. 216 00:31:56,249 --> 00:31:58,485 I was looking forward to battling monsters. 217 00:31:58,651 --> 00:32:01,488 BUZZ: This is more boring than shopping with your wife. 218 00:32:01,654 --> 00:32:03,323 BIFF: Doesn't look like much, does it? 219 00:32:03,490 --> 00:32:07,127 BUZZ: Just as we thought, a completely lifeless hulk. 220 00:32:11,264 --> 00:32:14,234 BIFF: So who wants to be the first man on Mars, you? 221 00:32:14,434 --> 00:32:15,969 BUZZ: Whoa... 222 00:32:18,938 --> 00:32:20,273 BIFF: Congratulations. 223 00:32:20,440 --> 00:32:21,975 BUZZ: Very funny. 224 00:32:36,790 --> 00:32:38,158 [SCREECHING] 225 00:33:11,358 --> 00:33:15,161 BIFF: Astonishing. Zillions of dollars spent. 226 00:33:15,328 --> 00:33:18,164 Massive amounts of research and training. 227 00:33:18,331 --> 00:33:22,702 All geared toward answering man's most compelling of questions: 228 00:33:24,370 --> 00:33:25,705 Are we alone? 229 00:33:25,872 --> 00:33:28,740 [BEEPING] 230 00:33:28,408 --> 00:33:31,711 BUZZ: Well, sort of looks like it, for the moment, anyway. 231 00:33:33,380 --> 00:33:37,584 BIFF: No. I mean, is humanity alone, here, among the vastness of space? 232 00:33:38,510 --> 00:33:43,890 Are we to find other life amongst this inconceivable immensity of galaxies... 233 00:33:43,323 --> 00:33:47,861 ...and clusters of galaxies and clusters of clusters which are speeding apart... 234 00:33:48,280 --> 00:33:51,731 ...into the ever-expanding distance? Is mankind all there is? 235 00:33:51,898 --> 00:33:54,234 And what is man really, Buzz? 236 00:33:54,434 --> 00:33:56,236 BUZZ: Um... 237 00:33:56,436 --> 00:34:00,400 BIFF: I'll tell you. We are a recently developed scurf on the epidermis... 238 00:34:00,206 --> 00:34:03,430 ...of one of the satellites of a star in the arm... 239 00:34:03,209 --> 00:34:06,346 ...of an average galaxy, amidst the lesser clusters... 240 00:34:06,546 --> 00:34:09,616 ...among the thousands catapulting apart, which took form... 241 00:34:09,849 --> 00:34:12,552 ...some 15 billion years ago as a consequence... 242 00:34:12,719 --> 00:34:15,755 ...of an inconceivable preternatural event. 243 00:34:15,922 --> 00:34:17,624 BUZZ: Right. 244 00:34:18,458 --> 00:34:20,960 I don't see a thing, if that's what you mean. 245 00:34:22,128 --> 00:34:26,433 BIFF: Nope. Guess that answers that question. Let's hit it. 246 00:35:08,174 --> 00:35:10,510 [THUDDING] 247 00:35:35,702 --> 00:35:38,638 [SQUEAKING] 248 00:39:11,751 --> 00:39:13,860 [GUN COCKS] 249 00:39:25,398 --> 00:39:28,668 [GROWLING] 250 00:39:31,271 --> 00:39:33,440 Ubu! No! 251 00:39:33,606 --> 00:39:34,941 [UBU WHIMPERING] 252 00:39:43,583 --> 00:39:45,510 [SCREAMING] 253 00:39:47,220 --> 00:39:50,290 It's very rude to point laser guns at strangers. 254 00:39:50,457 --> 00:39:51,791 [CLICKING] 255 00:39:56,930 --> 00:39:58,298 Peep, what have you found? 256 00:39:58,465 --> 00:40:02,202 What do you make of this strange creature, Grob? 257 00:40:03,636 --> 00:40:06,639 Hmm. Doesn't look like he's from around here. 258 00:40:06,806 --> 00:40:08,575 He might taste good. 259 00:40:08,742 --> 00:40:12,812 True. In the right sauce, he might make a fine main course... 260 00:40:12,979 --> 00:40:14,814 ...for His Royal Martian Majesty. 261 00:40:14,981 --> 00:40:18,485 No, you fools. Look closer. 262 00:40:18,651 --> 00:40:23,790 Does he not resemble the figure from the ancient scrolls? 263 00:40:24,624 --> 00:40:28,328 Great bouncing Squitsnarfuls, Grob is right. 264 00:40:28,495 --> 00:40:32,632 He looks just like the Great Gloop. You know, the brave Skweep Squeezer... 265 00:40:32,799 --> 00:40:35,168 ...from Planus Nine. 266 00:40:35,769 --> 00:40:40,340 The one of who it is said will bring great wisdom to our people. 267 00:40:40,507 --> 00:40:41,508 [SNIFFS] 268 00:40:43,276 --> 00:40:48,682 Uh, I don't think so. I think he's just a cute alien. 269 00:40:48,848 --> 00:40:53,520 If he is, that means the ancient prophecies are right. 270 00:40:53,753 --> 00:40:55,522 What joy. 271 00:40:55,755 --> 00:40:59,693 At last, the Great Gloop has come. 272 00:40:59,859 --> 00:41:04,330 If so, we must take him back to the palace and pay homage to him. 273 00:41:04,531 --> 00:41:08,201 Um... Yeah, okay. I'm not exactly certain he's... 274 00:41:08,368 --> 00:41:10,804 All hail the Great Gloop! 275 00:41:10,970 --> 00:41:14,307 Hail! Hail! Hail! 276 00:41:15,375 --> 00:41:17,877 We must bring him to King Thingg. 277 00:41:18,378 --> 00:41:20,130 And so we shall. 278 00:41:27,487 --> 00:41:28,888 We must move quickly. 279 00:41:29,550 --> 00:41:32,492 Soon the Martian desert will be crawling with Pootsnarfuls... 280 00:41:32,659 --> 00:41:36,396 ...and many other unsavory creatures of night. It will not be safe. 281 00:41:36,563 --> 00:41:40,333 Come. We have gone too far. We have time to lose. 282 00:41:40,500 --> 00:41:43,837 I mean, come, we have far to go, we have no time to lose. 283 00:41:44,400 --> 00:41:45,238 That's better. 284 00:41:45,405 --> 00:41:48,800 Oh, "smegnar." I always mess that up. 285 00:41:48,208 --> 00:41:49,409 [SCREECHING] 286 00:41:49,576 --> 00:41:51,411 [ALL GASPING] 287 00:41:53,313 --> 00:41:54,514 [PEEP SCREAMING] 288 00:41:54,681 --> 00:41:56,883 A Pootsnarful! After it! 289 00:41:57,500 --> 00:42:01,521 It has the Great Gloop and Peep! We must save them! 290 00:42:29,616 --> 00:42:33,586 Careful! Do not shoot! You may hit Peep or the Great Gloop. 291 00:42:33,753 --> 00:42:36,389 Well, what should we do? 292 00:42:42,629 --> 00:42:43,797 [CACKLING] 293 00:42:52,639 --> 00:42:53,640 Ow! 294 00:43:04,250 --> 00:43:06,586 PEEP: Ow! Ow! Ow! 295 00:43:19,132 --> 00:43:20,600 PEEP: Oh! 296 00:43:21,968 --> 00:43:24,170 You saved me. 297 00:43:27,640 --> 00:43:29,943 Sorry about that, Great Gloop. 298 00:43:49,429 --> 00:43:51,197 Behold, Great Gloop... 299 00:43:51,364 --> 00:43:55,135 ...our fair Martian city, Toledo. 300 00:44:07,981 --> 00:44:11,651 MARTIAN: Who goes there? Friend... 301 00:44:11,818 --> 00:44:13,887 - ...or not a friend? - Friend. 302 00:44:14,540 --> 00:44:18,158 It is I, Grob. I have great news for His Highness, King Thingg... 303 00:44:18,324 --> 00:44:20,694 ...and must have an immediate audience. 304 00:44:25,965 --> 00:44:28,968 [MARTIANS SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY] 305 00:44:42,549 --> 00:44:43,583 [MARTIANS GIGGLING] 306 00:44:43,750 --> 00:44:46,853 ATTENDANT: My favorite Martians... 307 00:44:49,856 --> 00:44:53,760 ...I present to you his supreme majesty... 308 00:44:53,927 --> 00:44:57,300 ...the imperious ruler of the red planet... 309 00:44:57,197 --> 00:45:00,200 ...keeper of the Squink-diddlies of Sprong... 310 00:45:00,600 --> 00:45:06,106 ...holder of the scepter of Fleebis, and all-around swell guy... 311 00:45:06,272 --> 00:45:09,275 ...King Thingg! 312 00:45:09,442 --> 00:45:13,113 [TRUMPETING] 313 00:45:17,417 --> 00:45:19,252 King Thingg! 314 00:45:24,724 --> 00:45:26,793 [SCREAMS AND GASPS] 315 00:45:36,636 --> 00:45:37,937 - Oh. - Oh! 316 00:45:38,138 --> 00:45:40,140 KING: Workman's comp... 317 00:45:41,408 --> 00:45:44,544 I've fallen, and I can't rule. 318 00:45:46,913 --> 00:45:49,315 Make it stop. Make it stop. Ow! 319 00:45:50,550 --> 00:45:53,319 Must put in elevator. 320 00:45:55,321 --> 00:45:57,123 My crown... 321 00:45:57,557 --> 00:45:59,659 [SCREAMING] 322 00:46:01,261 --> 00:46:05,598 Bruising. Bruise. Painful. Broken bones. 323 00:46:07,267 --> 00:46:10,470 I meant to do that. 324 00:46:13,440 --> 00:46:16,109 I believe him to be the Great Gloop... 325 00:46:16,276 --> 00:46:19,312 ...the one spoken of in the ancient scrolls. 326 00:46:22,982 --> 00:46:26,953 You are correct, Grob. It is he, the Great Gloop. 327 00:46:27,120 --> 00:46:31,191 The Great Gloop has returned to us. 328 00:46:31,358 --> 00:46:33,827 [CHEERING] 329 00:46:43,603 --> 00:46:45,839 [CHIRPING] 330 00:46:50,677 --> 00:46:52,579 [SQUEAKING AND SCREAMING] 331 00:47:03,490 --> 00:47:05,592 [CROWD CHEERING] 332 00:47:05,825 --> 00:47:07,594 [MUSIC PLAYING] 333 00:47:27,814 --> 00:47:29,315 [SCREAMS] 334 00:47:32,686 --> 00:47:34,521 [SCREAMING] 335 00:47:49,200 --> 00:47:52,906 In exchange for the infinite wisdom you will bring to us... 336 00:47:53,730 --> 00:47:56,900 ...we offer you these gifts. 337 00:48:00,847 --> 00:48:02,415 Sire... 338 00:48:02,582 --> 00:48:05,919 How dare you interrupt the royal feast. 339 00:48:06,860 --> 00:48:11,925 I'm sorry, sire, but a giant has infiltrated the walls of the city. 340 00:48:12,920 --> 00:48:16,863 Is this a joke? There are no such things as giants! 341 00:48:18,865 --> 00:48:21,670 A giant! 342 00:48:29,876 --> 00:48:31,578 [YELPING] 343 00:48:37,951 --> 00:48:39,185 [PEEP GIGGLING] 344 00:49:32,238 --> 00:49:36,609 [CROWD SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY] 345 00:49:38,445 --> 00:49:40,180 Fellow Martians! 346 00:49:40,347 --> 00:49:44,117 Because this fuzzy giant monster has made a shambles... 347 00:49:44,284 --> 00:49:48,688 ...of our lovely city, he will be dumped in the hole with Ted... 348 00:49:48,855 --> 00:49:51,791 ...the flesh-eating lava-dweller. 349 00:49:56,463 --> 00:50:00,200 The Great Gloop will be given the honor of pulling the lever... 350 00:50:00,367 --> 00:50:05,138 ...sending this destructive and fuzzy giant to his doom. 351 00:50:07,400 --> 00:50:09,709 You may pull this when ready, Great Gloop. 352 00:50:15,849 --> 00:50:19,352 - Just give it a pull. - Wait. Hold it. Stop. 353 00:50:19,519 --> 00:50:23,556 This is not the Great Gloop. 354 00:50:23,790 --> 00:50:25,580 He is an impostor. 355 00:50:26,693 --> 00:50:28,194 What do you mean? 356 00:50:28,361 --> 00:50:29,896 They are aliens. 357 00:50:30,630 --> 00:50:33,500 From-- From Earth. 358 00:50:34,670 --> 00:50:36,503 ALL: Earth? Earthlings? 359 00:50:36,670 --> 00:50:38,838 Aliens. 360 00:50:39,500 --> 00:50:43,900 Nonsense! There is no life on Earth. Is there? 361 00:50:43,309 --> 00:50:45,912 Apparently so, my king. 362 00:50:46,790 --> 00:50:49,683 You see, a spacecraft was detected on our scopes earlier. 363 00:50:49,849 --> 00:50:53,920 It landed, and stayed only long enough to drop these two invaders off. 364 00:50:54,870 --> 00:50:55,722 [GASPING] 365 00:50:56,890 --> 00:50:58,925 They must be the first wave of an invasion. 366 00:50:59,920 --> 00:51:03,960 One pretends to be the Great Gloop, and the other destroys our city. 367 00:51:03,329 --> 00:51:06,900 So try to take over Mars, will you... 368 00:51:07,400 --> 00:51:09,436 ...Earthling? 369 00:51:44,404 --> 00:51:46,406 [SNARLING] 370 00:52:14,768 --> 00:52:16,836 GUARD: They're getting away. 371 00:52:17,300 --> 00:52:20,340 Peep is a traitor. She helped the invaders escape. 372 00:52:35,210 --> 00:52:37,230 PEEP: Okay. That's all right. 373 00:52:37,190 --> 00:52:38,825 You're welcome. No, that's-- 374 00:52:38,992 --> 00:52:41,628 That's okay-- Okay, you're welcome. Okay. 375 00:52:41,795 --> 00:52:46,499 Look, I know my people are going to plan an invasion of your planet in retaliation. 376 00:52:46,666 --> 00:52:49,502 We have to get you back there so you can warn them. 377 00:52:50,437 --> 00:52:54,400 We'll have to sneak back to the city and steal a saucer. 378 00:52:54,207 --> 00:52:57,444 Can either of you pilot a flying saucer? 379 00:53:01,470 --> 00:53:03,550 Well, that figures. Okay, come on. 380 00:53:03,717 --> 00:53:06,486 We'd better hurry. Follow me. 381 00:53:08,321 --> 00:53:10,824 Today, we invade Earth. 382 00:53:10,990 --> 00:53:13,960 Prepare the saucers. 383 00:53:19,566 --> 00:53:22,369 We've got to get into one of those saucers. 384 00:53:22,535 --> 00:53:25,739 MARTIAN [ON SPEAKER]: All pilots report to your saucers and liftoff. 385 00:53:25,905 --> 00:53:28,740 Our target, Earth! 386 00:53:29,376 --> 00:53:34,347 Okay, boys, this is it. The fate of your home planet is at stake. 387 00:53:37,684 --> 00:53:40,687 There's our saucer. Let's go. 388 00:53:45,392 --> 00:53:48,940 [SHOUTING] 389 00:53:48,595 --> 00:53:49,596 PEEP: Uh-oh. 390 00:53:56,236 --> 00:53:57,270 [GASPS] 391 00:53:57,504 --> 00:53:59,720 [KING STUTTERING] 392 00:54:13,253 --> 00:54:16,723 Close the hatch. We gotta get out of here fast. 393 00:54:16,890 --> 00:54:18,892 Press that one. 394 00:54:19,590 --> 00:54:21,761 No, not that-- 395 00:54:34,107 --> 00:54:36,643 [CHIMING] 396 00:54:52,580 --> 00:54:55,950 Oh, launch the Invince-a-tron. 397 00:55:06,606 --> 00:55:08,675 Get that thing fixed! 398 00:55:12,278 --> 00:55:14,681 BUZZ: Mission control, this is Mars One. 399 00:55:14,848 --> 00:55:17,684 We are entering the atmosphere now. 400 00:55:18,118 --> 00:55:21,354 Well, men, they should be landing any second. 401 00:55:22,880 --> 00:55:23,690 [CHEERING] 402 00:55:43,610 --> 00:55:45,712 BIFF: You guys need a maid. 403 00:55:54,854 --> 00:55:58,658 [BEEPING] 404 00:56:09,736 --> 00:56:11,137 What's that noise? 405 00:56:12,172 --> 00:56:14,741 Oh, an asteroid field. 406 00:56:15,508 --> 00:56:16,910 An asteroid field?! 407 00:56:19,846 --> 00:56:23,249 Remind me never to let you drive again. 408 00:56:46,106 --> 00:56:47,407 MARTIAN: Okay. 409 00:56:47,574 --> 00:56:50,677 [ENGINE STARTING] 410 00:56:59,919 --> 00:57:03,390 Well, it's about time, general. 411 00:57:15,735 --> 00:57:17,404 Come on! 412 00:57:37,290 --> 00:57:41,161 And so, ladies and gentlemen of the press, without further delay... 413 00:57:41,327 --> 00:57:44,497 ...I give you Buzz Blister and Biff Buzzard... 414 00:57:44,664 --> 00:57:48,935 ...the brave astronauts who made this mission the success that it was. 415 00:57:49,102 --> 00:57:50,470 Gentlemen? 416 00:57:50,637 --> 00:57:51,671 [CLAPPING WEAKLY] 417 00:57:54,774 --> 00:57:56,476 So is there life on Mars? 418 00:57:56,643 --> 00:57:58,978 Say, do we have to worry about an invasion... 419 00:57:59,145 --> 00:58:02,150 ...of extraterrestrial alien Martians from outer space? 420 00:58:02,282 --> 00:58:05,352 I'm here to tell you all, my inquisitive friends... 421 00:58:05,518 --> 00:58:08,988 ...once and for all, there is absolutely... 422 00:58:09,656 --> 00:58:13,860 ...unequivocally, no life on Mars. 423 00:58:14,361 --> 00:58:15,862 Martians?! 424 00:58:24,304 --> 00:58:26,339 Say, these are tiny. 425 00:58:26,506 --> 00:58:30,143 Huh? He's right. Look, it's like a toy. 426 00:58:31,478 --> 00:58:32,712 [CHUCKLING] 427 00:58:32,879 --> 00:58:38,485 What could this little thing possibly do to a big, strong astronaut like me? 428 00:58:38,651 --> 00:58:42,550 All we need are some fly swatters to combat this alien menace. 429 00:58:44,824 --> 00:58:47,660 Say, they're kind of cute. 430 00:58:52,866 --> 00:58:56,503 Biff! Speak to me, chum. 431 00:59:00,173 --> 00:59:02,175 No! 432 00:59:14,688 --> 00:59:17,857 Come on, Gluckman! You're a scientist. What do we do? 433 00:59:18,240 --> 00:59:20,260 I... I don't know. 434 00:59:20,193 --> 00:59:21,761 This is unprecedented. 435 00:59:21,928 --> 00:59:24,931 Come on, use that brain of yours, you worthless egghead! 436 00:59:44,551 --> 00:59:46,886 [CROWD SCREAMING] 437 01:00:03,436 --> 01:00:04,637 MARTIAN: Earthlings! 438 01:00:09,809 --> 01:00:11,778 Is this thing on? 439 01:00:11,945 --> 01:00:15,148 Earthlings, we are taking over your planet. 440 01:00:15,382 --> 01:00:17,584 Right. Now, listen up. 441 01:00:17,751 --> 01:00:21,287 We Martians are in charge now, and-- 442 01:00:29,262 --> 01:00:30,964 Get that saucer's number. 443 01:00:49,649 --> 01:00:51,184 - But who? - Why? 444 01:00:51,418 --> 01:00:52,519 What? 445 01:00:56,423 --> 01:00:57,691 BRISTLE: Hey. 446 01:00:58,191 --> 01:01:02,195 - It's that crazy pussycat. GLUCKMAN: And he caught the mouse. 447 01:01:02,962 --> 01:01:04,798 Two mice. 448 01:01:04,964 --> 01:01:08,201 Wait a minute. She's one of them! 449 01:01:12,939 --> 01:01:14,507 Reintegrate them with this. 450 01:01:15,642 --> 01:01:16,843 Trust me. 451 01:01:30,957 --> 01:01:32,225 Ah! 452 01:01:47,340 --> 01:01:51,440 BIFF: Mmm. - Biff! They've saved us. 453 01:01:51,478 --> 01:01:56,182 So they did. Maybe Martians aren't so bad after all. 454 01:01:57,250 --> 01:01:59,352 [CHEERING] 455 01:02:30,617 --> 01:02:33,453 [SCREAMING] 456 01:02:44,230 --> 01:02:46,660 It's the Invince-a-tron! 457 01:02:46,232 --> 01:02:50,470 It's using its vacuum. Quick, back to the saucer! 458 01:02:56,576 --> 01:02:59,112 Wait. Don't leave us here. 459 01:03:03,817 --> 01:03:06,152 GLUCKMAN: Stop! Wait for us! 460 01:03:06,319 --> 01:03:09,656 We'll press charges, you Martian menace! 461 01:04:08,114 --> 01:04:09,683 Thanks. 462 01:04:13,319 --> 01:04:16,823 Now, let's head right for him! 463 01:04:39,412 --> 01:04:41,470 Ready? 464 01:04:41,214 --> 01:04:43,383 Here we go! 465 01:06:03,263 --> 01:06:04,798 Ah. 466 01:06:36,363 --> 01:06:38,698 [GRUNTING AND GASPING] 467 01:06:57,283 --> 01:07:01,154 [PEEP SCREAMING] 468 01:07:03,723 --> 01:07:05,358 [WHISTLES] 469 01:07:56,876 --> 01:07:59,446 I'm alive! I'm a-- 470 01:09:36,209 --> 01:09:39,450 [BELCHING AND SOBBING] 471 01:09:42,482 --> 01:09:47,187 Mr. Pussycat, Mr. Mouse and Miss Martian... 472 01:09:47,354 --> 01:09:48,988 ...how can we ever repay you? 473 01:09:49,155 --> 01:09:52,959 The entire planet owes you a debt of gratitude. 474 01:10:00,300 --> 01:10:04,671 If not for your ultra-neato strategy and "braverosity"-- 475 01:10:04,838 --> 01:10:08,174 You know what I mean. All would have been lost. 476 01:10:08,341 --> 01:10:11,911 Okay, on behalf of all of these people on Earth, I thank you. 477 01:10:12,780 --> 01:10:13,847 Here's a Hummer. 478 01:10:22,522 --> 01:10:25,425 [THUDDING] 479 01:10:40,774 --> 01:10:42,609 Hey, need a lift? 480 01:11:04,300 --> 01:11:07,100 - You and your big mouth. - Yeah? 481 01:11:07,767 --> 01:11:10,370 How'd you like a free trip to Mars? 482 01:11:10,537 --> 01:11:13,390 I already had one, thanks!