1 00:00:02,200 --> 00:00:04,237 [laughing hysterically] 2 00:00:10,977 --> 00:00:12,212 [groans] 3 00:00:14,647 --> 00:00:16,616 [adventurous Western music playing] 4 00:01:17,744 --> 00:01:19,446 [bell tolling] 5 00:01:29,322 --> 00:01:32,392 [Duke] Well, sir, I reckon we got us a fine town here. 6 00:01:32,659 --> 00:01:33,827 A fine town! 7 00:01:34,427 --> 00:01:36,129 Friendly, peaceful-like. 8 00:01:36,429 --> 00:01:40,330 Good folks, just going about their lives doing the best they can. 9 00:01:41,401 --> 00:01:43,336 Yep, wide open spaces 10 00:01:43,436 --> 00:01:45,638 where you can dig a nice deep burrow 11 00:01:45,739 --> 00:01:47,207 for your family to live in. 12 00:01:47,374 --> 00:01:48,875 Plenty of tumbleweeds 13 00:01:49,900 --> 00:01:51,378 and insects to feed your babies. 14 00:01:54,347 --> 00:01:56,383 But there is a danger 15 00:01:56,549 --> 00:01:58,518 that threatens our very way of life. 16 00:01:59,185 --> 00:02:00,320 [screams] 17 00:02:13,900 --> 00:02:15,350 [horse neighs] 18 00:02:17,270 --> 00:02:18,772 [screams] 19 00:02:30,917 --> 00:02:34,621 [cowboy in muffled tone] I... hate... prairie dogs. 20 00:02:37,724 --> 00:02:39,726 What's all the commotion, Duke? 21 00:02:40,126 --> 00:02:41,795 Caught us a predator, Ma! 22 00:02:42,228 --> 00:02:43,263 Get his stuff! 23 00:02:43,630 --> 00:02:45,980 [all yelling] Yay! 24 00:02:45,231 --> 00:02:47,534 ["Six Feet Under" playing] 25 00:02:52,439 --> 00:02:54,274 Welcome to this Western town 26 00:02:54,474 --> 00:02:56,760 There's more to see if you're looking down 27 00:02:56,309 --> 00:02:58,645 Just beneath the surface while you wait 28 00:02:59,913 --> 00:03:01,915 Beneath that land so serene 29 00:03:02,150 --> 00:03:03,783 Is a Wild West seldom seen 30 00:03:03,917 --> 00:03:06,453 Where prairie dogs in numbers congregate 31 00:03:14,394 --> 00:03:16,463 Just step right up to the old dirt mound 32 00:03:16,596 --> 00:03:18,298 And hop on down to the underground 33 00:03:18,398 --> 00:03:21,668 A tunnel's-length away is where we're set 34 00:03:21,768 --> 00:03:23,770 When you break on through to the other side 35 00:03:23,870 --> 00:03:26,600 It's a Broadway Baby where the streets are wide 36 00:03:26,139 --> 00:03:28,475 It's a visit you're not likely to forget 37 00:03:29,776 --> 00:03:33,146 Six feet under It's a world of wonder 38 00:03:33,279 --> 00:03:37,250 We don't mean Boot Hill where the cowboys rest 39 00:03:37,617 --> 00:03:39,285 Down here ain't no steer or horse 40 00:03:39,386 --> 00:03:41,154 Just us prairie dogs, of course 41 00:03:41,287 --> 00:03:44,591 We're the best durned town in all the West! 42 00:03:47,600 --> 00:03:48,962 There's a one-room school and a big hotel 43 00:03:49,620 --> 00:03:50,930 An undertaker and a wishing well 44 00:03:51,640 --> 00:03:53,433 A general store that's right there on the street 45 00:03:54,334 --> 00:03:56,603 So drop on down to our new town hall 46 00:03:56,803 --> 00:03:58,538 There might be a wedding or even a brawl! 47 00:03:58,705 --> 00:04:01,107 Our hospitality just can't be beat 48 00:04:08,815 --> 00:04:11,117 Up above we take care 49 00:04:11,217 --> 00:04:12,986 We're gonna hide if we see you stare 50 00:04:13,860 --> 00:04:15,355 Down here we whoop it up to beat the band 51 00:04:16,690 --> 00:04:18,858 There's music here and fun and vittles 52 00:04:18,992 --> 00:04:20,794 Where youngs and olds and bigs and litties 53 00:04:20,894 --> 00:04:23,563 Do the best durned line dance in the land 54 00:04:39,746 --> 00:04:40,714 Let's slow this down 55 00:04:40,847 --> 00:04:41,748 We're getting ahead 56 00:04:41,948 --> 00:04:43,483 Up above where the light is shed 57 00:04:43,583 --> 00:04:47,187 There's a cat and a mouse who always make us smile 58 00:04:47,387 --> 00:04:49,589 So attend this tale as we wait below 59 00:04:49,723 --> 00:04:51,358 We know you'll enjoy this great big show 60 00:04:51,458 --> 00:04:54,894 Sit back, honey, kick off your boots and stay awhile 61 00:04:55,295 --> 00:04:58,598 Six feet under It's a world of wonder 62 00:04:58,732 --> 00:05:02,502 We don't mean Boot Hill where the cowboys rest 63 00:05:02,969 --> 00:05:04,738 Down here ain't no steer or horse 64 00:05:04,938 --> 00:05:06,706 Just us prairie dogs, of course 65 00:05:06,873 --> 00:05:10,176 We're the best durned town in all the West 66 00:05:10,610 --> 00:05:12,612 Way down yonder 67 00:05:12,746 --> 00:05:14,414 On any scale it's a whale of a tale 68 00:05:14,581 --> 00:05:16,249 Don't take no time to ponder 69 00:05:16,383 --> 00:05:18,385 Bet your dollar It's a hoot and a holler 70 00:05:18,485 --> 00:05:21,588 We're the best durned town in all the West 71 00:05:21,788 --> 00:05:23,623 We're the best 72 00:05:23,757 --> 00:05:26,590 In the West 73 00:05:26,159 --> 00:05:28,561 - We best begin - So let's dig in 74 00:05:38,338 --> 00:05:40,273 [cattle mooing] 75 00:05:45,512 --> 00:05:47,247 [mooing] 76 00:05:52,252 --> 00:05:53,820 [snoring] 77 00:05:55,789 --> 00:05:57,257 [yawns] 78 00:05:58,558 --> 00:06:00,460 [mooing] 79 00:06:29,756 --> 00:06:30,590 [screams] 80 00:06:33,960 --> 00:06:34,761 [whistling] 81 00:06:37,664 --> 00:06:38,465 [screams] 82 00:06:38,598 --> 00:06:40,967 Aye, not the corral again! 83 00:06:41,134 --> 00:06:44,804 Always something around here that's falling off or caving in 84 00:06:44,871 --> 00:06:47,640 or got broke or won't work or... [sighs] 85 00:06:49,409 --> 00:06:51,878 Aye, cut it out, you two. Let's get some breakfast. 86 00:06:58,785 --> 00:06:59,886 Morning, Bumpy. 87 00:06:59,986 --> 00:07:01,287 Morning, everybody. 88 00:07:01,521 --> 00:07:02,722 Wait, where are the boys? 89 00:07:03,690 --> 00:07:05,725 Oh, great. Something else to fix. 90 00:07:06,693 --> 00:07:07,961 [kisses] 91 00:07:12,232 --> 00:07:14,567 You know the whole gol' durned ranch is nearly busted, Betty. 92 00:07:14,701 --> 00:07:16,200 Why, if I hadn't promised your grandad 93 00:07:16,690 --> 00:07:17,404 that I'd always be here for ya, 94 00:07:17,537 --> 00:07:19,406 I'd have hit the trail long ago. 95 00:07:19,706 --> 00:07:21,541 [Betty] And what did Gramps always tell you? 96 00:07:22,750 --> 00:07:24,678 [sighs] "Don't sit on that rattlesnake, Bumpy!" 97 00:07:24,778 --> 00:07:25,578 No. 98 00:07:25,812 --> 00:07:27,747 "Don't drink water from the creek, Bumpy"? 99 00:07:31,551 --> 00:07:32,485 Not that. 100 00:07:33,720 --> 00:07:36,556 Oh, you mean, "" Good times or bad times, 101 00:07:36,656 --> 00:07:38,491 we always look after each other.” 102 00:07:38,725 --> 00:07:39,659 That's right. 103 00:07:39,926 --> 00:07:40,994 Because we're all... 104 00:07:41,940 --> 00:07:42,262 [all] Family! 105 00:07:46,566 --> 00:07:47,901 [slurping] 106 00:07:56,843 --> 00:07:58,511 It's a simple task, Clem. 107 00:07:58,578 --> 00:08:00,213 If you can't manage it... 108 00:08:01,681 --> 00:08:02,515 [thud] 109 00:08:04,117 --> 00:08:05,518 Sorry, Mr. Critchley! 110 00:08:06,586 --> 00:08:08,880 How many scarecrows so far? 111 00:08:13,760 --> 00:08:15,280 [horse whinnies] 112 00:08:17,931 --> 00:08:19,320 Fifty-eight. 113 00:08:19,332 --> 00:08:20,433 Thank you, Diablo. 114 00:08:21,968 --> 00:08:23,870 Maybe I should pay Diablo to work for me 115 00:08:23,970 --> 00:08:24,938 instead of you, Clem. 116 00:08:25,138 --> 00:08:26,139 What do you think? 117 00:08:26,773 --> 00:08:28,108 Sorry, Mr. Critchley. 118 00:08:28,241 --> 00:08:32,145 I just don't get why we're planting scarecrows way out here. 119 00:08:32,579 --> 00:08:34,614 To scare the prairie dogs. 120 00:08:34,981 --> 00:08:37,283 I hate prairie dogs. 121 00:08:37,717 --> 00:08:40,286 But why do you want to scare 'em off a bunch of land 122 00:08:40,487 --> 00:08:41,888 you don't never use? 123 00:08:42,722 --> 00:08:45,225 [sighs] Diablo, help me out. 124 00:08:50,997 --> 00:08:51,965 I own land 125 00:08:52,650 --> 00:08:57,137 here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here and here. 126 00:08:57,337 --> 00:08:58,972 I own everything. 127 00:08:59,172 --> 00:09:00,573 Except for this. 128 00:09:02,642 --> 00:09:04,277 Betty Benson's place. 129 00:09:04,511 --> 00:09:07,347 Yes, Betty Benson's place. 130 00:09:07,447 --> 00:09:10,817 I'm not going to scare prairie dogs off my land. 131 00:09:10,917 --> 00:09:13,119 I'm going to scare them onto her land! 132 00:09:13,820 --> 00:09:14,854 She'll be ruined, 133 00:09:15,121 --> 00:09:16,856 she'll have to sell to me. 134 00:09:16,990 --> 00:09:19,993 And I'll be the most powerful man in the state. 135 00:09:20,360 --> 00:09:24,631 [chuckles] Beats the old days of robbing banks, huh, boss? 136 00:09:24,731 --> 00:09:26,633 [gasps] Please! 137 00:09:26,833 --> 00:09:28,802 I'm a businessman now. 138 00:09:29,350 --> 00:09:29,936 I know. 139 00:09:30,300 --> 00:09:33,173 And that's why I tore this down as soon as I saw it. 140 00:09:39,779 --> 00:09:41,715 [wind blowing] 141 00:10:01,868 --> 00:10:04,400 It's the brother. Bentley. 142 00:10:04,504 --> 00:10:05,672 [Clem] The one who moved away? 143 00:10:06,390 --> 00:10:07,407 They say he went to the city 144 00:10:07,507 --> 00:10:09,509 and made a fortune with the railroad! 145 00:10:13,813 --> 00:10:15,982 [gasps] Bentley, you've come home! 146 00:10:16,249 --> 00:10:17,830 Hello, sis. 147 00:10:17,517 --> 00:10:18,852 - "Sis"? - You mean... 148 00:10:18,985 --> 00:10:20,253 We have a brother! 149 00:10:21,321 --> 00:10:24,891 Well, look at Mr. Railroad Tycoon! 150 00:10:36,369 --> 00:10:39,739 We knew you'd come back and save the old Double UB! 151 00:10:39,839 --> 00:10:40,674 Oh, well, no... 152 00:10:40,740 --> 00:10:42,750 How rich are you exactly? 153 00:10:42,175 --> 00:10:44,411 - If I could just... - Gonna buy us a new barn, I bet. 154 00:10:44,544 --> 00:10:46,579 - What I'm trying to... - Is this all you have brought? 155 00:10:46,713 --> 00:10:47,614 - I'm not... - Gee, 156 00:10:47,981 --> 00:10:49,716 I thought you'd have a fancier rig! 157 00:10:49,816 --> 00:10:51,584 Let me... You see, I... 158 00:10:51,818 --> 00:10:53,186 I'm not a tycoon! 159 00:10:54,454 --> 00:10:56,560 But, Bentley, your letters... 160 00:10:56,222 --> 00:10:58,358 All those business deals you told us about. 161 00:10:58,558 --> 00:10:59,793 And your promotions. 162 00:11:00,260 --> 00:11:03,129 I may have... exaggerated a few details. 163 00:11:03,229 --> 00:11:04,130 Just a little. [chuckles] 164 00:11:05,131 --> 00:11:06,866 I guess I wanted to impress you. 165 00:11:11,471 --> 00:11:13,740 So, you're ea yin' you're not the Chairman 166 00:11:13,840 --> 00:11:15,475 of the Consolidated Intercontinental 167 00:11:15,575 --> 00:11:17,744 Trans-American Locomotive and Rail Consortium? 168 00:11:18,111 --> 00:11:21,614 Not yet. But I am the Junior Regional Assistant Associate trainee. 169 00:11:22,315 --> 00:11:24,317 And I've got a bright future ahead of me! 170 00:11:24,584 --> 00:11:25,385 As what? 171 00:11:25,752 --> 00:11:28,788 As the Senior Regional Assistant Associate trainee. 172 00:11:36,429 --> 00:11:37,897 I know it doesn't sound like much, 173 00:11:38,640 --> 00:11:39,399 but I'm on my way up. 174 00:11:40,967 --> 00:11:42,602 I figure if I helped you fix up the ranch, 175 00:11:42,669 --> 00:11:43,503 we could sell it. 176 00:11:43,603 --> 00:11:46,406 Then, you and Betty can come and live in the city with me! 177 00:11:58,518 --> 00:11:59,452 Tell you what, Bent. 178 00:11:59,619 --> 00:12:01,121 You help us fix the place up. 179 00:12:01,454 --> 00:12:03,323 If I can't make it work, we'll sell. 180 00:12:03,523 --> 00:12:04,424 But if I can, 181 00:12:04,624 --> 00:12:07,460 we keep the ranch and split the profits. Deal? 182 00:12:07,527 --> 00:12:08,595 Oh, deal. 183 00:12:09,329 --> 00:12:11,297 If we all pull together, in a month or two, 184 00:12:11,364 --> 00:12:13,500 we'll be ready to drive the herd to Abilene! 185 00:12:14,670 --> 00:12:17,137 Uh, you want me to go on a cattle drive? Me? 186 00:12:17,437 --> 00:12:20,840 Ah, just a short one... 614 miles is all. 187 00:12:20,940 --> 00:12:22,342 Unless you get caught in a stampede, 188 00:12:22,442 --> 00:12:23,643 or washed away in a flood. 189 00:12:24,177 --> 00:12:25,445 Come on inside, Bentley. 190 00:12:25,545 --> 00:12:26,546 Let's get you something to eat. 191 00:12:26,913 --> 00:12:27,981 Then we'll talk business. 192 00:12:37,323 --> 00:12:39,159 What are we waiting for, Uncle Jerry? 193 00:12:39,459 --> 00:12:41,294 Let's go introduce ourselves. 194 00:12:47,133 --> 00:12:48,340 Wait a minute. 195 00:12:48,134 --> 00:12:49,135 Where are the... 196 00:12:50,370 --> 00:12:52,500 I was saying, where... 197 00:12:53,340 --> 00:12:54,207 are... 198 00:12:55,742 --> 00:12:57,310 the little fellas! Where are the little fellas? 199 00:13:03,883 --> 00:13:04,984 [slurps] 200 00:13:11,891 --> 00:13:12,726 [chuckles] Dig in! 201 00:13:12,859 --> 00:13:14,270 Why thank you! 202 00:13:14,227 --> 00:13:15,729 Boys, where are your manners? 203 00:13:15,862 --> 00:13:16,763 We have guests! 204 00:13:17,630 --> 00:13:17,897 Rodents! 205 00:13:19,499 --> 00:13:20,400 [screaming] 206 00:13:33,179 --> 00:13:34,714 [screams] 207 00:13:35,882 --> 00:13:36,883 What's wrong? 208 00:13:37,170 --> 00:13:38,918 Did you sit on a rattlesnake? 209 00:13:44,791 --> 00:13:45,625 [screams] 210 00:13:46,359 --> 00:13:47,193 [glass breaking] 211 00:13:48,895 --> 00:13:50,296 Moo-so-what-eya? 212 00:13:50,397 --> 00:13:51,731 Musophobia. 213 00:13:52,320 --> 00:13:53,700 A fear of mice. 214 00:13:53,800 --> 00:13:55,435 Or shews. Or ferrets, 215 00:13:55,535 --> 00:13:59,390 hamsters, hedgehogs, squirrels, chipmunks, gerbils, muskrats... 216 00:13:59,105 --> 00:14:00,106 Betty! 217 00:14:00,206 --> 00:14:01,307 - Sorry. - Which is why 218 00:14:01,408 --> 00:14:03,877 I go nowhere without my trusty Tom. 219 00:14:04,770 --> 00:14:05,245 He's tough as they come. 220 00:14:05,812 --> 00:14:07,113 [screams] 221 00:14:07,580 --> 00:14:09,416 [laughs] 222 00:14:10,650 --> 00:14:11,484 [clucks] 223 00:14:12,986 --> 00:14:16,289 Oh, sure, I could see that plain as day. 224 00:14:16,456 --> 00:14:18,458 Hmm, and I can see that my first task 225 00:14:18,558 --> 00:14:21,628 is to rid the ranch of this horrible mouse infestation. 226 00:14:21,828 --> 00:14:23,129 "Mouse infestation"? 227 00:14:23,563 --> 00:14:25,131 You mean that? In there? 228 00:14:25,331 --> 00:14:27,300 [chuckles] You can stop worrying, Betty. 229 00:14:27,567 --> 00:14:29,836 City cats fight giant rats just for fun! 230 00:14:30,700 --> 00:14:31,471 Once Tom's on the job, 231 00:14:31,571 --> 00:14:33,973 your little mice don't stand a chance. 232 00:14:37,444 --> 00:14:38,645 [clucking] 233 00:14:45,251 --> 00:14:47,870 [thudding] 234 00:14:48,521 --> 00:14:50,290 [snoring] 235 00:14:57,230 --> 00:14:58,798 [evil laugh] 236 00:15:29,796 --> 00:15:31,965 [Tuffy] That smell? It's... 237 00:15:32,320 --> 00:15:34,167 [Scruffy] Very familiar, isn't it? 238 00:15:34,501 --> 00:15:37,370 [Duffy] Let me think. Oh, I know. 239 00:15:37,404 --> 00:15:39,372 [all at once] Breakfast! 240 00:15:42,475 --> 00:15:44,344 - Yah! - [horse whinnies] 241 00:16:26,319 --> 00:16:27,520 [chickens cluck] 242 00:16:32,625 --> 00:16:34,394 [all laughing] 243 00:17:01,421 --> 00:17:02,589 [panting] 244 00:17:15,680 --> 00:17:16,603 [chickens clucking] 245 00:17:38,124 --> 00:17:40,794 Don't worry, he's perfectly tame! 246 00:17:46,320 --> 00:17:47,300 [bellows] 247 00:17:47,467 --> 00:17:49,369 Maybe not that tame. 248 00:17:49,602 --> 00:17:50,970 Show him who's boss! 249 00:17:52,539 --> 00:17:54,341 Uh, reward him with a treat! 250 00:17:56,376 --> 00:17:58,178 Hit him with a rolled up newspaper! 251 00:17:58,878 --> 00:18:01,114 [Duffy] Dress him up in a darling little outfit! 252 00:18:02,782 --> 00:18:03,783 [Tom screams] 253 00:18:06,219 --> 00:18:08,221 [Tuffy] It's nice to see them playing together. 254 00:18:11,491 --> 00:18:12,692 [all] Aw! 255 00:18:21,468 --> 00:18:22,802 This might be a good time to address 256 00:18:22,869 --> 00:18:25,538 the commonly held belief that bulls hate the color red. 257 00:18:25,638 --> 00:18:28,410 Actually, they're indifferent to colors. 258 00:18:29,843 --> 00:18:31,511 That's certainly news to me. 259 00:18:31,644 --> 00:18:34,848 No, bulls don't hate red capes. They hate moving capes. 260 00:18:48,261 --> 00:18:49,496 Why is he thanking us? 261 00:18:49,596 --> 00:18:51,398 He's just a little over-excited. 262 00:18:52,232 --> 00:18:54,200 How many fingers do I have up? 263 00:18:54,501 --> 00:18:55,902 What day is it today? 264 00:18:56,202 --> 00:18:58,438 I don't think he understands about us. 265 00:18:58,905 --> 00:19:00,600 Let me explain. 266 00:19:00,373 --> 00:19:02,242 You came here with Bentley. 267 00:19:02,842 --> 00:19:04,711 We live here with Betty! 268 00:19:05,712 --> 00:19:08,715 Betty is Bentley's sister. So that means that... 269 00:19:08,782 --> 00:19:10,417 You are our brother! 270 00:19:12,180 --> 00:19:13,620 Who's president of the United States? 271 00:19:13,787 --> 00:19:14,854 What's your mother's maiden name? 272 00:19:15,955 --> 00:19:17,590 Uh... get some ice on that! 273 00:19:17,924 --> 00:19:19,526 I'm your brother, Tuffy. 274 00:19:19,726 --> 00:19:22,462 This is your brother, Scruffy. Your brother, Duffy. 275 00:19:22,729 --> 00:19:24,264 And this is Uncle Jerry. 276 00:19:24,397 --> 00:19:26,966 And from now on, we're the guys who are gonna make you look 277 00:19:27,670 --> 00:19:29,202 like a hero in front of Bentley! 278 00:19:29,269 --> 00:19:31,771 You're going to be the best mouse hunter in the West! 279 00:19:31,905 --> 00:19:33,573 - Cunning! - Ruthless! 280 00:19:33,873 --> 00:19:34,908 Well-behaved! 281 00:19:35,308 --> 00:19:37,477 We're all gonna pretend, see? 282 00:19:41,214 --> 00:19:42,115 [meows] 283 00:19:42,549 --> 00:19:44,150 [all laughing] 284 00:19:46,286 --> 00:19:48,755 We're gonna make it look like you solved 285 00:19:49,122 --> 00:19:51,157 [imitating Bentley] the "horrible mouse infestation." 286 00:19:51,458 --> 00:19:54,160 And you are going to make sure your brothers stay safe. 287 00:19:54,327 --> 00:19:55,161 Got it? 288 00:19:56,930 --> 00:19:57,764 [Jerry skidding halt] 289 00:19:58,465 --> 00:20:00,300 ["Cowboy Up" playing] 290 00:20:00,400 --> 00:20:04,170 Lots of fetters out there, they want to be cowboys 291 00:20:04,637 --> 00:20:08,508 From the Pecos on up to Illinois 292 00:20:08,975 --> 00:20:11,444 Have to dust off all that city 293 00:20:11,578 --> 00:20:13,446 Get to the nitty gritty 294 00:20:13,513 --> 00:20:16,516 So all you little pups Cowboy up! 295 00:20:17,150 --> 00:20:19,319 - You gotta cowboy up - Yee haw! 296 00:20:19,519 --> 00:20:21,921 - Do what the cowboys do - Yippee yi yo 297 00:20:21,988 --> 00:20:24,240 - You need a big hat - Whoop whoo 298 00:20:24,124 --> 00:20:26,260 - And a good horse too - Giddy up, giddy up 299 00:20:26,126 --> 00:20:28,280 - You gotta ride that trail - Yippee yi yippee yay 300 00:20:28,128 --> 00:20:30,363 - You gotta buck that bail - Yippee yi yippee yay 301 00:20:30,463 --> 00:20:32,132 You gotta cowboy up 302 00:20:32,265 --> 00:20:33,767 Gotta cowboy, gotta cowboy! 303 00:20:34,534 --> 00:20:35,435 [all laughing] 304 00:20:39,506 --> 00:20:44,144 Now don't forget your saddle and matches for the campfire 305 00:20:44,544 --> 00:20:48,548 Some beans and bacon And a rope are all required 306 00:20:48,882 --> 00:20:51,484 A tin you need to pan for gold 307 00:20:51,685 --> 00:20:53,787 A bed that you can fold 308 00:20:53,853 --> 00:20:55,855 Some saddle bags a dusty rag 309 00:20:55,955 --> 00:20:57,857 A deck of cards a pound of lard 310 00:20:57,957 --> 00:20:59,859 Some silver spurs 311 00:20:59,993 --> 00:21:00,960 [all laughing] 312 00:21:01,795 --> 00:21:04,230 Whoa! Hold on there, little doggies. 313 00:21:04,664 --> 00:21:05,865 Now, where was I? 314 00:21:06,499 --> 00:21:08,802 - You gotta cowboy up - Yee haw! 315 00:21:08,868 --> 00:21:10,704 - Like the cowboys do - Yippee yi yo 316 00:21:10,970 --> 00:21:12,839 - You need a big belt buckle - Whoop whoo 317 00:21:12,972 --> 00:21:15,208 - And spurs to boot - Giddy up, giddy up 318 00:21:15,475 --> 00:21:17,510 - You gotta wear them boots - Yippee yi yo 319 00:21:17,744 --> 00:21:19,579 - Need a gun that shoots - Yippee yi yo 320 00:21:19,713 --> 00:21:21,748 - You gotta look that part - Whoop whoo 321 00:21:21,848 --> 00:21:23,830 You gotta cowboy up 322 00:21:23,583 --> 00:21:24,584 Come on now! 323 00:21:24,718 --> 00:21:25,719 [music continues] 324 00:21:43,360 --> 00:21:45,372 We've saved the ranch 325 00:21:45,939 --> 00:21:47,674 Mended the fence 326 00:21:48,208 --> 00:21:49,776 Plowed the fields 327 00:21:50,410 --> 00:21:54,381 Used good horse sense 328 00:21:54,781 --> 00:21:57,784 So here's to John Wayne and Gary Cooper 329 00:21:58,184 --> 00:21:59,919 And to the cowboys of the future 330 00:22:00,420 --> 00:22:03,456 So take your guitar and strum them strings 331 00:22:03,723 --> 00:22:07,293 'Cause this is what the cowboy sings 332 00:22:07,394 --> 00:22:09,462 - You gotta cowboy up - Yee haw! 333 00:22:09,596 --> 00:22:11,631 - Like the cowboys do - Yippee yi yo 334 00:22:11,731 --> 00:22:13,533 - You need a big bandana - Whoop whoo 335 00:22:13,867 --> 00:22:15,435 And a gold spittoon 336 00:22:16,690 --> 00:22:18,204 - You gotta rope that steer - Yippee yi yippee yay 337 00:22:18,371 --> 00:22:20,640 - You gotta have no fear - Yippee yi yippee yay 338 00:22:20,740 --> 00:22:22,475 The work don't stop 339 00:22:22,609 --> 00:22:24,110 You gotta cowboy up 340 00:22:24,878 --> 00:22:26,746 - You gotta rope that steer - Yippee yi yippee yay 341 00:22:27,800 --> 00:22:29,149 - You gotta have no fear - Yippee yi yippee yay 342 00:22:29,282 --> 00:22:34,721 The work don't stop 343 00:22:35,880 --> 00:22:36,256 Back down in that hole, boys. 344 00:22:39,592 --> 00:22:44,970 You gotta cowboy up 345 00:22:53,440 --> 00:22:55,442 - Howdy, Loretta. - Howdy, Duke. 346 00:22:55,775 --> 00:22:57,811 [babbling] 347 00:22:58,478 --> 00:23:00,480 Well, will you listen to that. 348 00:23:00,580 --> 00:23:02,515 [continues babbling] 349 00:23:02,615 --> 00:23:05,352 Oh, it's just baby talk. [chuckles] 350 00:23:05,585 --> 00:23:07,120 Oh, you mark my words. 351 00:23:07,354 --> 00:23:09,656 That little feller's gonna be yippin' in no time. 352 00:23:12,592 --> 00:23:14,494 Well, how bad is it? 353 00:23:14,661 --> 00:23:15,862 Bad, Duke. 354 00:23:16,960 --> 00:23:18,865 And I've planned prairie dog towns all over the West. 355 00:23:18,998 --> 00:23:23,370 We've got predators threatening from the North, the East, and the South. 356 00:23:23,470 --> 00:23:24,938 [intense music playing] 357 00:23:26,473 --> 00:23:29,175 [panicking] Look at 'em, out there. Horrible things. 358 00:23:29,442 --> 00:23:32,145 I spied one once before, in a cornfield in Kansas. 359 00:23:32,212 --> 00:23:33,113 Oh, uh, me too. 360 00:23:33,179 --> 00:23:35,849 Seen one amongst some string beans near the city of Ogallala. 361 00:23:36,116 --> 00:23:37,484 Oh, I've seen 'em too. 362 00:23:37,684 --> 00:23:40,153 - But this is different. - How's that, Jane? 363 00:23:40,387 --> 00:23:43,230 - They're organized. - Sheriff, 364 00:23:43,189 --> 00:23:46,860 I reckon you're the wisest, bravest, most cool-headed of us all. 365 00:23:47,193 --> 00:23:48,728 What do you think we ought to do? 366 00:23:50,463 --> 00:23:52,465 Big Tim, George, Zeb! 367 00:23:52,532 --> 00:23:55,135 You three run out there and see what they want. Go! 368 00:23:55,502 --> 00:23:56,336 [all] Us? 369 00:23:56,670 --> 00:23:57,737 What about you? 370 00:24:00,640 --> 00:24:03,309 [sighs] Okay, I'm going to be honest with you. 371 00:24:03,910 --> 00:24:05,110 It don't look good. 372 00:24:05,178 --> 00:24:06,346 Sheriff's run off. 373 00:24:06,746 --> 00:24:08,915 And there's something going on that I don't understand. 374 00:24:09,349 --> 00:24:11,718 But what I do know is this... 375 00:24:12,218 --> 00:24:15,588 We're prairie dogs. And prairie dogs look out for each other. 376 00:24:15,855 --> 00:24:16,690 Ain't that so? 377 00:24:16,823 --> 00:24:19,259 [all] Yip. Yip. That's right, Duke. 378 00:24:19,492 --> 00:24:21,194 Every one of you here's got a family. 379 00:24:21,428 --> 00:24:23,496 And those families, they need mounds, 380 00:24:23,563 --> 00:24:26,199 holes and burrows to live in and stay safe. 381 00:24:26,433 --> 00:24:28,868 Zeb, how many you got in your family now? 382 00:24:29,350 --> 00:24:31,204 Well, golly, let me think. 383 00:24:31,538 --> 00:24:35,542 Well, there's Mom, Dad, Granny, of course. 384 00:24:35,775 --> 00:24:37,610 Karen and Mike and their kids. 385 00:24:37,711 --> 00:24:40,113 So, uh, let's see... [murmuring incoherently] 386 00:24:42,282 --> 00:24:44,617 Oh, 26,245. 387 00:24:44,918 --> 00:24:46,953 And 172 more due in April. 388 00:24:47,870 --> 00:24:49,856 And not all of us has got a small family like Zeb. 389 00:24:50,230 --> 00:24:52,292 We need room for our great town to grow. 390 00:24:52,425 --> 00:24:54,394 - What's your plan, Duke? - My plan? 391 00:24:54,928 --> 00:24:56,529 If we can't go that way, 392 00:24:57,130 --> 00:24:58,865 then we go that way. 393 00:24:59,320 --> 00:25:00,330 [inspiring music playing] 394 00:25:00,934 --> 00:25:04,404 You heard Duke. Those tunnels aren't gonna dig themselves, boys. 395 00:25:04,771 --> 00:25:06,206 [excitedly] Let's burrow. 396 00:25:13,246 --> 00:25:16,416 [sighs contentedly] You don't get sunsets like this back in the city. 397 00:25:16,483 --> 00:25:19,719 Uh, nope. I kind of forgot how beautiful they are. 398 00:25:20,120 --> 00:25:21,154 Just think, Bentley. 399 00:25:21,454 --> 00:25:23,723 A month ago, you were ready to sell this place. 400 00:25:23,890 --> 00:25:25,625 Well, a month ago, I never would've believed 401 00:25:25,725 --> 00:25:27,427 the Double UB could look this good again. 402 00:25:27,994 --> 00:25:30,830 Almost like back when we were kids. With Gramps. 403 00:25:31,231 --> 00:25:33,767 Ooh, your Grandpa loved this ranch. 404 00:25:33,833 --> 00:25:35,902 He got offers on it over the years, you know. 405 00:25:35,969 --> 00:25:37,337 Always turned them down, though. 406 00:25:37,437 --> 00:25:39,500 Said it was meant for you two. 407 00:25:39,105 --> 00:25:41,608 A place for you two raise your own families. 408 00:25:43,810 --> 00:25:45,110 [mellow music playing] 409 00:25:47,414 --> 00:25:48,248 [fireflies buzzing] 410 00:25:54,821 --> 00:25:55,655 [mellow music continues] 411 00:26:03,296 --> 00:26:04,130 [thud] 412 00:26:07,367 --> 00:26:08,301 [pleasant music playing] 413 00:26:13,340 --> 00:26:14,174 [thud] 414 00:26:21,147 --> 00:26:22,150 [music intensifies] 415 00:26:31,891 --> 00:26:32,792 Tom! 416 00:26:33,159 --> 00:26:34,127 [music increases in tempo] 417 00:26:40,567 --> 00:26:41,501 [whistles] 418 00:26:45,839 --> 00:26:46,706 [shrieks] 419 00:26:53,346 --> 00:26:54,214 [thud] 420 00:26:56,883 --> 00:26:57,751 [smacks hard] 421 00:26:59,753 --> 00:27:00,653 [slams hard] 422 00:27:07,861 --> 00:27:08,728 [creaking] 423 00:27:09,290 --> 00:27:09,896 [comical music playing] 424 00:27:11,698 --> 00:27:13,330 Will you look at that. 425 00:27:14,701 --> 00:27:18,400 - That reminds me of the fireworks! - The fireworks! 426 00:27:18,338 --> 00:27:20,407 - [Bentley] Every holiday. - [Betty] Every birthday. 427 00:27:20,507 --> 00:27:22,375 And don't forget cattle drives, 428 00:27:22,575 --> 00:27:23,943 starting and finishing. 429 00:27:24,110 --> 00:27:25,845 Gramps always set off fireworks 430 00:27:25,912 --> 00:27:27,547 and fired the cannon to celebrate. 431 00:27:27,881 --> 00:27:30,383 "Gotta get things started with a bang," he always said. 432 00:27:30,583 --> 00:27:31,418 Let's do it! 433 00:27:31,584 --> 00:27:32,919 [Bumpy] Hey, slow down. 434 00:27:33,190 --> 00:27:33,953 Slow down. 435 00:27:34,870 --> 00:27:35,288 Our work's not done yet. 436 00:27:35,622 --> 00:27:37,524 There's 200 head of cattle over there. 437 00:27:37,757 --> 00:27:40,593 They're going to bring in enough money to keep the Double UB going. 438 00:27:40,760 --> 00:27:42,796 But we've got to get them to market first. 439 00:27:42,962 --> 00:27:43,797 You're right. 440 00:27:43,897 --> 00:27:45,465 Work now, celebrate later. 441 00:27:45,932 --> 00:27:47,534 Now, hold on. 442 00:27:47,701 --> 00:27:49,869 Didn't I just say your Grandpa set off fireworks 443 00:27:49,936 --> 00:27:52,238 before and after every cattle drive? 444 00:27:52,305 --> 00:27:56,209 Well, [chuckling] this is before, but only one. 445 00:27:56,543 --> 00:27:58,912 Bentley and me are gonna be up early tomorrow morning. 446 00:27:59,212 --> 00:28:01,247 - Uh, we are? - Yes. 447 00:28:01,448 --> 00:28:04,500 Before I ride with a city feller on a cattle drive, 448 00:28:04,117 --> 00:28:07,120 I wanna make good and sure he knows his way around a horse. 449 00:28:08,621 --> 00:28:09,489 [hissing] 450 00:28:13,960 --> 00:28:15,228 - [thud] - [screams] 451 00:28:15,662 --> 00:28:16,563 [hissing continues] 452 00:28:19,966 --> 00:28:20,834 [firecrackers bursting] 453 00:28:32,112 --> 00:28:32,946 [bursting continues] 454 00:28:40,253 --> 00:28:41,454 - [trembling] - [snorting impatiently] 455 00:28:41,654 --> 00:28:42,522 [neighs loudly] 456 00:28:42,622 --> 00:28:43,456 [thud] 457 00:28:46,459 --> 00:28:48,128 This one's called Stomper. 458 00:28:48,194 --> 00:28:49,629 He's going to be your horse. 459 00:28:50,964 --> 00:28:51,798 [snorts unhappily] 460 00:28:53,299 --> 00:28:54,134 [thud] 461 00:28:58,505 --> 00:28:59,873 - Stomper? - Yes, sir. 462 00:29:00,273 --> 00:29:02,609 We got ourselves a long ride to Abilene. 463 00:29:02,776 --> 00:29:05,111 And I wanna make sure you've got a horse 464 00:29:05,278 --> 00:29:06,379 that won't give any trouble. 465 00:29:06,680 --> 00:29:09,716 - But... Stomper? - Give him a carrot. 466 00:29:10,116 --> 00:29:11,317 He loves carrots. 467 00:29:12,952 --> 00:29:14,154 [fakes loud biting sound] 468 00:29:14,688 --> 00:29:15,889 Oh, what about that one? 469 00:29:18,240 --> 00:29:18,892 Clementine? 470 00:29:19,159 --> 00:29:19,993 Hah! 471 00:29:20,460 --> 00:29:23,530 Uh, no, you don't want to ride Clementine. 472 00:29:23,863 --> 00:29:26,320 I do. I do want to ride Clementine. 473 00:29:26,633 --> 00:29:28,680 [hesitates] Look here, son. I... 474 00:29:28,234 --> 00:29:29,302 No more talking about it. 475 00:29:29,369 --> 00:29:30,503 I've made my decision. 476 00:29:31,638 --> 00:29:32,505 [mellow music playing] 477 00:29:35,709 --> 00:29:38,780 Sure you still remember how to ride, city boy? 478 00:29:38,345 --> 00:29:40,847 If you want, I can still get Stomper for you. 479 00:29:41,470 --> 00:29:43,216 Oh, go ahead, you two. Joke all you want. 480 00:29:43,350 --> 00:29:46,860 But Clementine and me are gonna get along just fine. 481 00:29:48,555 --> 00:29:52,926 Well, then, I've got one piece of advice. Whatever you do... 482 00:29:53,260 --> 00:29:53,927 Come on, girl. 483 00:29:54,494 --> 00:29:55,328 [angry neighing] 484 00:29:55,862 --> 00:29:57,970 Don't call her "girl." 485 00:29:57,330 --> 00:29:58,331 [Bentley screaming] 486 00:29:58,665 --> 00:29:59,699 Don't let go, Bentley. 487 00:29:59,899 --> 00:30:01,167 Oh, you think? 488 00:30:01,234 --> 00:30:02,102 [neighing] 489 00:30:04,838 --> 00:30:05,672 [loud crunch] 490 00:30:05,739 --> 00:30:09,175 You try to be helpful, but some folks just don't want to listen. 491 00:30:17,450 --> 00:30:19,850 [Bentley screaming] 492 00:30:19,285 --> 00:30:23,230 Once that cat gets hold of something, he does not let go. 493 00:30:24,457 --> 00:30:26,590 [rumbling] 494 00:30:28,361 --> 00:30:29,796 Sound the alarm. 495 00:30:30,397 --> 00:30:31,865 [all] Yip. Yip. Yip. 496 00:30:36,269 --> 00:30:37,604 [skids halt] 497 00:30:37,804 --> 00:30:38,705 [neighs] 498 00:30:39,439 --> 00:30:40,273 [thud] 499 00:30:41,574 --> 00:30:43,209 Bentley, are you all right? 500 00:30:43,276 --> 00:30:45,545 - Is Tom all right? - Yes. 501 00:30:45,612 --> 00:30:49,616 Yes. I was just, uh, testing my finally-honed equestrian skills 502 00:30:49,816 --> 00:30:51,918 to, um, see what the horse had in her. 503 00:30:52,218 --> 00:30:53,319 We're... we're fine, right, Tom? 504 00:30:53,420 --> 00:30:54,387 Lovely ride. [chuckles nervously] 505 00:30:55,555 --> 00:30:56,389 [suspenseful music playing] 506 00:30:56,589 --> 00:30:57,424 [Bentley gasps] 507 00:31:00,593 --> 00:31:01,728 Rodents! 508 00:31:04,464 --> 00:31:05,932 Mice, Tom. Mice. 509 00:31:06,660 --> 00:31:08,802 And all this time, I thought you had the problem under control. 510 00:31:09,269 --> 00:31:13,640 But, no. While you slept, they invaded. Dangerous packs of mice, 511 00:31:13,773 --> 00:31:15,775 digging holes, living right beneath our feet. 512 00:31:16,900 --> 00:31:18,611 I'm telling you, Bent, those weren't mice. 513 00:31:18,678 --> 00:31:20,513 They were just some prairie dogs, is all. 514 00:31:20,747 --> 00:31:22,282 Oh, Bentley's afraid of those too. 515 00:31:22,482 --> 00:31:25,518 Also rats, shrews, ferrets, hamsters, hedgehogs, squirrels, 516 00:31:25,618 --> 00:31:27,821 - chipmunks, gerbils, muskrats... - Betty! 517 00:31:28,188 --> 00:31:29,856 Sorry, I always do that. 518 00:31:31,591 --> 00:31:32,459 Come on, boys. 519 00:31:32,525 --> 00:31:34,270 We're gonna get to the bottom of this. 520 00:31:35,628 --> 00:31:36,463 Hello? 521 00:31:38,631 --> 00:31:39,599 Hello? 522 00:31:41,134 --> 00:31:42,168 Hello? 523 00:31:45,500 --> 00:31:45,839 [voice] Yip? 524 00:31:45,939 --> 00:31:46,773 [all shrieking] 525 00:31:51,678 --> 00:31:53,646 - Yip. - [voice] Yip. Yip Yip. 526 00:31:56,490 --> 00:31:56,883 [swishing] 527 00:31:59,619 --> 00:32:00,854 [intense music playing] 528 00:32:05,392 --> 00:32:06,226 [suspenseful music playing] 529 00:32:07,600 --> 00:32:09,195 Shout if you need help, Uncle Jerry. 530 00:32:09,996 --> 00:32:10,897 Whoa. 531 00:32:14,234 --> 00:32:15,680 Uh-oh. 532 00:32:15,301 --> 00:32:16,803 We've got to get him out of there. 533 00:32:18,380 --> 00:32:20,740 - Uncle Jerry? - Follow the sound of my voice. 534 00:32:21,374 --> 00:32:24,344 Oh, when this is over, we're gonna do better, Uncle Jerry. 535 00:32:24,511 --> 00:32:28,181 Yeah. No more sleeping in. We'll be up before sunrise. 536 00:32:28,648 --> 00:32:30,183 We'll do all the chores. 537 00:32:30,250 --> 00:32:32,552 We're going to make something of ourselves. 538 00:32:32,852 --> 00:32:33,687 [Jerry laughing] 539 00:32:33,853 --> 00:32:36,220 [all] Uncle Jerry, you're okay. 540 00:32:37,891 --> 00:32:40,260 Bentley, is this really necessary? 541 00:32:40,727 --> 00:32:42,929 Hah! You weren't down in that pit, Betty. 542 00:32:43,290 --> 00:32:44,364 You didn't see those creatures. 543 00:32:44,431 --> 00:32:47,734 - I'm sure it was very unpleasant, but... - They have glowing red eyes. 544 00:32:47,834 --> 00:32:49,402 Teeth like razors. 545 00:32:49,502 --> 00:32:51,504 Don't you think you're overreacting? 546 00:32:51,705 --> 00:32:52,839 Just a little? 547 00:32:53,106 --> 00:32:55,241 A teensy-weensy bit? 548 00:32:55,342 --> 00:32:57,410 Overreacting, huh? [chuckles sarcastically] 549 00:32:57,510 --> 00:32:59,446 I've read firsthand accounts of settlers 550 00:32:59,546 --> 00:33:01,214 who were attacked by crazed grizzly bears. 551 00:33:01,381 --> 00:33:04,918 Pursued by wolves across frozen lakes. Hunted down by wildcats. 552 00:33:05,850 --> 00:33:07,200 - This was worse. - Of course. 553 00:33:07,387 --> 00:33:09,923 Why would I ever think you were overreacting? 554 00:33:10,560 --> 00:33:12,920 I was lucky to survive it. That's all I'm saying. 555 00:33:15,195 --> 00:33:16,763 I'll ask Bumpy to ride into town tomorrow 556 00:33:16,863 --> 00:33:18,865 and have the newspaper run this in their next edition. 557 00:33:20,660 --> 00:33:20,967 [upbeat music playing] 558 00:33:22,902 --> 00:33:23,770 What the... 559 00:33:24,871 --> 00:33:26,473 I'm here to see the boss. 560 00:33:33,480 --> 00:33:34,314 [snorts in disagreement] 561 00:33:35,982 --> 00:33:39,119 Well, no, I don't have an appointment. 562 00:33:50,463 --> 00:33:52,632 Hah! Think you're pretty smart, don't you? 563 00:33:53,660 --> 00:33:54,401 [thumping] 564 00:33:55,735 --> 00:33:57,737 Two plus two equals four. 565 00:33:57,804 --> 00:33:58,672 Big deal. 566 00:33:59,305 --> 00:34:00,273 [thumping] 567 00:34:01,741 --> 00:34:02,809 Three plus nine? 568 00:34:03,276 --> 00:34:04,644 Easy, 12. 569 00:34:05,110 --> 00:34:05,979 [impatient thumping] 570 00:34:08,281 --> 00:34:11,184 [Clem] Wait, 14 times 23? Uh... Okay. 571 00:34:11,451 --> 00:34:13,860 Hold on, now. Don't tell me. 572 00:34:13,753 --> 00:34:17,857 I was gonna say 322, if you'd ever give me a chance. 573 00:34:17,957 --> 00:34:18,825 [door slams] 574 00:34:18,992 --> 00:34:20,930 Stupid horse. 575 00:34:21,261 --> 00:34:22,162 What is it, Clem? 576 00:34:22,328 --> 00:34:23,830 The Bensons' hired hand 577 00:34:23,930 --> 00:34:27,200 dropped this off at the newspaper office this morning, boss. 578 00:34:29,669 --> 00:34:32,472 - [grunts] - It's an advertisement. 579 00:34:32,539 --> 00:34:34,474 Yes, Clem, I can see that. 580 00:34:34,841 --> 00:34:36,843 Look, would you mind standing a little... 581 00:34:37,544 --> 00:34:38,445 Sure, boss. 582 00:34:38,611 --> 00:34:42,315 Maybe just a little... One more. 583 00:34:42,382 --> 00:34:43,983 Just a little farther. 584 00:34:44,150 --> 00:34:45,285 Almost. 585 00:34:45,452 --> 00:34:46,953 Keep going. Keep going. 586 00:34:47,120 --> 00:34:48,188 Nearly there. 587 00:34:49,356 --> 00:34:50,724 [Clem] How's this, boss? 588 00:34:50,957 --> 00:34:53,727 Perfect. Now, about this advertisement. 589 00:34:55,495 --> 00:34:59,699 "Motivated, aggressive cats wanted for immediate work at the Benson Ranch. 590 00:34:59,799 --> 00:35:01,340 Must hate mice. 591 00:35:01,167 --> 00:35:03,503 Direct inquiries to Bentley Benson." 592 00:35:04,371 --> 00:35:05,839 You know what this means? 593 00:35:07,307 --> 00:35:09,542 - Clem! - [Clem] Oh, sorry, boss. 594 00:35:09,642 --> 00:35:11,211 No. What does it mean? 595 00:35:11,578 --> 00:35:14,848 It means my scheme to drive those prairie dogs 596 00:35:14,914 --> 00:35:16,649 onto the Benson property worked. 597 00:35:16,716 --> 00:35:21,421 [Clem] Nobody grabs land unscrupulously better than you, Mr. Critchley. 598 00:35:21,521 --> 00:35:24,557 "Unscrupulous" oughta be your middle name. 599 00:35:25,258 --> 00:35:26,860 It's nice of you to say that, Clem. 600 00:35:27,260 --> 00:35:28,928 You may come back in now. 601 00:35:29,329 --> 00:35:34,200 - What's our plan? - Plan? We deliver the final blow. 602 00:35:34,701 --> 00:35:36,670 I want you to go to the Benson place, 603 00:35:36,736 --> 00:35:38,905 find the deed to the ranch and destroy it. 604 00:35:39,272 --> 00:35:42,542 I'll produce this phony deed, claim that the land is mine, 605 00:35:42,609 --> 00:35:46,112 and have Betty Benson and her brother kicked off it for good. 606 00:35:46,613 --> 00:35:50,717 With all due respect, Mr. Critchley, there's no way those folks 607 00:35:50,784 --> 00:35:53,353 are gonna let me anywheres near their place. 608 00:35:53,953 --> 00:35:59,426 Oh, they will. In fact, they'll welcome you with open arms. 609 00:35:59,759 --> 00:36:04,197 Now, I want you to round up the meanest, nastiest, 610 00:36:04,264 --> 00:36:07,901 most mouse-hating cats you can find. 611 00:36:11,137 --> 00:36:14,441 I heard, you have a rodent infestation problem. 612 00:36:15,141 --> 00:36:15,975 [suspicious tune plays] 613 00:36:16,242 --> 00:36:20,747 No rodent escapes the terrible fate these here cats deliver. 614 00:36:21,314 --> 00:36:22,415 [suspenseful music playing] 615 00:36:23,483 --> 00:36:24,317 [Tom gulps] 616 00:36:26,219 --> 00:36:27,620 This one here is Butch. 617 00:36:27,721 --> 00:36:29,456 Here's the brains of the outfit. 618 00:36:30,423 --> 00:36:31,291 [thud] 619 00:36:32,792 --> 00:36:36,563 Uh, no, wait. This ones the brains. Meathead. 620 00:36:36,629 --> 00:36:37,464 [buzzing] 621 00:36:38,798 --> 00:36:39,632 [exclaims blankly] 622 00:36:40,233 --> 00:36:41,670 Wait. 623 00:36:41,768 --> 00:36:43,236 Maybe none of 'em is the brains. 624 00:36:43,303 --> 00:36:44,170 Hold on. 625 00:36:44,938 --> 00:36:45,805 Okay. Yeah. 626 00:36:46,239 --> 00:36:49,476 This one's Lightnin', because he's faster than lightning. 627 00:36:52,679 --> 00:36:54,314 I think, 99% sure. 628 00:36:54,414 --> 00:36:55,348 Don't quote me on it, though. 629 00:36:55,448 --> 00:36:59,586 You get the idea. Butch, Lightnin', Meathead and Shorty. 630 00:37:00,320 --> 00:37:02,655 They're gonna take care of your mouse problem. 631 00:37:03,156 --> 00:37:04,190 They weren't mice. 632 00:37:04,290 --> 00:37:06,326 They were just some little prairie dogs, is all. 633 00:37:06,626 --> 00:37:09,262 [both shuddering] I hate prairie dogs. 634 00:37:10,964 --> 00:37:11,831 [shuffling] 635 00:37:12,265 --> 00:37:14,167 [western tune plays] 636 00:37:17,504 --> 00:37:19,372 So, Butch and Meathead. 637 00:37:19,472 --> 00:37:21,410 [chuckling] Yeah. They look tough, all right. 638 00:37:21,141 --> 00:37:24,844 They are. They used to hunt, uh, b... buffaloes. 639 00:37:25,178 --> 00:37:28,314 Yeah, full-sized buffaloes, out on the plains. 640 00:37:29,490 --> 00:37:30,160 Oh, you don't say. 641 00:37:30,483 --> 00:37:31,518 Here we go. 642 00:37:31,718 --> 00:37:33,486 And... and Lightnin'? You said he's quick? 643 00:37:33,553 --> 00:37:35,622 Is he quick? Watch. 644 00:37:37,524 --> 00:37:39,125 Lightnin', get the mouse. 645 00:37:41,361 --> 00:37:42,729 Huh! Did you see that? 646 00:37:42,829 --> 00:37:44,464 He got one already. 647 00:37:45,398 --> 00:37:46,332 Where? 648 00:37:46,499 --> 00:37:50,470 Oh, he left it out on the field, so it wouldn't upset the lady. 649 00:37:52,505 --> 00:37:54,674 Aww, and you must be Shorty. 650 00:37:55,709 --> 00:37:57,677 - [loud crunch] - [Tom screams in pain] 651 00:37:59,479 --> 00:38:00,480 Bentley, please. 652 00:38:00,580 --> 00:38:01,815 This is too much. 653 00:38:02,916 --> 00:38:04,417 - My sister is right. - [thud] 654 00:38:04,651 --> 00:38:07,520 You don't get as far as I have in the cut-throat world of the railroads 655 00:38:07,587 --> 00:38:09,823 without developing a keen eye for people. 656 00:38:11,891 --> 00:38:15,280 And I can tell you're a trustworthy sort, Mr., uh... 657 00:38:15,950 --> 00:38:17,197 - What did you say your name was? - Me? 658 00:38:17,530 --> 00:38:19,366 My name, uh, is, uh... 659 00:38:21,340 --> 00:38:21,901 Sunflower. 660 00:38:23,103 --> 00:38:25,205 Mule... y... toad. 661 00:38:25,905 --> 00:38:27,707 Sunflower Muleytoad. 662 00:38:27,907 --> 00:38:30,210 It's Dutch. And Scottish. 663 00:38:31,177 --> 00:38:33,580 Well, then, Sunflower, you're a trustworthy man, 664 00:38:33,680 --> 00:38:34,581 I can see that. 665 00:38:34,714 --> 00:38:37,183 But I need to know that your cats can do this job. 666 00:38:37,450 --> 00:38:39,552 So, I've set up a little test. 667 00:38:40,620 --> 00:38:41,588 Here's how it works. 668 00:38:41,755 --> 00:38:43,556 I will set loose these mice. 669 00:38:43,757 --> 00:38:44,891 [whirring] 670 00:38:45,250 --> 00:38:47,761 Mr. Muleytoad's cats will pursue them around the obstacles. 671 00:38:48,940 --> 00:38:49,896 If any mouse is able to reach the cheese, 672 00:38:50,530 --> 00:38:51,898 then I'm afraid, there's no deal. 673 00:38:52,265 --> 00:38:53,133 Fair enough. 674 00:38:53,233 --> 00:38:54,134 On your marks. 675 00:38:54,300 --> 00:38:55,235 Get set! 676 00:38:55,602 --> 00:38:56,436 Go! 677 00:38:56,736 --> 00:38:57,570 [whirring] 678 00:38:58,380 --> 00:39:00,730 Butch, Meathead. Go get 'em. 679 00:39:00,440 --> 00:39:01,641 [intense music playing] 680 00:39:16,122 --> 00:39:17,724 - [foghorn] - [thuds] 681 00:39:21,127 --> 00:39:22,228 [intense music continues] 682 00:39:35,608 --> 00:39:36,676 [whirring continues] 683 00:39:38,244 --> 00:39:39,979 - [filing] - Shorty, you're up. 684 00:39:41,147 --> 00:39:41,981 [swishes] 685 00:39:42,349 --> 00:39:43,183 [intense music playing] 686 00:39:43,983 --> 00:39:44,918 [music increases in tempo] 687 00:39:51,424 --> 00:39:52,625 [upbeat music playing] 688 00:39:56,196 --> 00:39:57,530 [punches landing] 689 00:40:00,533 --> 00:40:03,370 Wow. Did you see that? These cats are the real thing. 690 00:40:03,503 --> 00:40:05,538 It's not over yet, Bentley. Look. 691 00:40:09,900 --> 00:40:10,543 Lightnin', let's finish this. 692 00:40:12,512 --> 00:40:13,646 [bones crack] 693 00:40:18,651 --> 00:40:19,652 [bouncing] 694 00:40:24,290 --> 00:40:25,125 [dramatic music playing] 695 00:40:46,980 --> 00:40:49,749 You're hired. You can bunk out in the barn and start tomorrow. 696 00:40:57,991 --> 00:41:00,226 [romantic music playing] 697 00:41:23,830 --> 00:41:25,185 [dramatic music playing] 698 00:41:32,726 --> 00:41:33,560 [groans] 699 00:41:33,626 --> 00:41:34,461 [thud] 700 00:41:39,733 --> 00:41:41,401 [whimsical music playing] 701 00:41:46,706 --> 00:41:47,941 [praying indistinctly] 702 00:41:50,944 --> 00:41:53,380 [joyful music playing] 703 00:41:59,819 --> 00:42:00,653 [door creaks] 704 00:42:04,570 --> 00:42:05,392 [rustling] 705 00:42:15,969 --> 00:42:17,170 [whistling] 706 00:42:40,930 --> 00:42:40,927 [thumping] 707 00:43:30,677 --> 00:43:34,581 [laughs] They should have never fooled with us. Right, uncle Jerry? 708 00:43:41,354 --> 00:43:42,489 [Clem] Got you. 709 00:43:44,257 --> 00:43:46,326 There's your culprits, Mr. Benson. 710 00:43:46,659 --> 00:43:48,328 Oh, they look vicious. 711 00:43:48,561 --> 00:43:51,765 Oh, they are. Probably rabid too. 712 00:43:52,650 --> 00:43:53,990 Really? 713 00:43:55,402 --> 00:43:57,937 Bentley, they're just mice. Harmless mice. 714 00:43:59,773 --> 00:44:03,243 Begging your pardon, ma'am, but I've seen so-called 715 00:44:03,343 --> 00:44:05,845 "harmless critters" just like these here, 716 00:44:05,912 --> 00:44:08,114 lay whole towns to waste. 717 00:44:08,381 --> 00:44:12,452 Ever heard of the bustling metropolis of Grand Mesa, Oklahoma? 718 00:44:12,552 --> 00:44:15,789 - No, I can't say that I have. - My point exactly. 719 00:44:16,289 --> 00:44:19,590 Well, then, thank goodness you showed up here to help us out. 720 00:44:19,359 --> 00:44:21,428 Tell me what we owe you and you can be on your way. 721 00:44:21,961 --> 00:44:23,763 Oh, I can't take your money, 722 00:44:24,640 --> 00:44:27,801 because the job ain't done. 723 00:44:28,368 --> 00:44:32,972 - It's not? - No, sir. For every mouse you see, 724 00:44:33,730 --> 00:44:37,143 there's two or three thousand more hiding all around you. 725 00:44:37,377 --> 00:44:39,450 That's where they got the expression, 726 00:44:39,145 --> 00:44:41,414 "the tip of the miceberg." 727 00:44:41,548 --> 00:44:45,218 Me and the cats, we got lots more work to do here. 728 00:44:45,819 --> 00:44:49,923 Hmm. We'll be on the trail for weeks, getting the cattle dabbling, Betty. 729 00:44:49,989 --> 00:44:51,491 We could have Sunflower stay here 730 00:44:51,591 --> 00:44:53,460 and keep an eye on the ranch while we're gone. 731 00:44:53,793 --> 00:44:54,728 Who? 732 00:44:54,894 --> 00:44:57,764 Oh, I mean, sure. I'm your man. 733 00:44:58,640 --> 00:45:00,300 I'll go take care of these ones. 734 00:45:00,767 --> 00:45:03,103 Uh, what do you mean, "take care of them"? 735 00:45:05,238 --> 00:45:06,639 Absolutely not! 736 00:45:06,773 --> 00:45:08,641 What came over you in the city, Bentley? 737 00:45:08,942 --> 00:45:10,944 Don't you remember what Gramps always told us? 738 00:45:11,411 --> 00:45:14,314 Out here, there's room enough for everyone to find a home. 739 00:45:14,814 --> 00:45:16,683 I'll take them far away from the ranch. 740 00:45:17,170 --> 00:45:18,818 But we're letting them go. 741 00:45:22,922 --> 00:45:24,124 I packed up a few things. 742 00:45:24,591 --> 00:45:26,292 Your tools, some clothes, 743 00:45:26,926 --> 00:45:28,194 and biscuits, of course. 744 00:45:28,661 --> 00:45:30,330 I'm so sorry, boys. 745 00:45:30,663 --> 00:45:31,831 My brother... 746 00:45:32,320 --> 00:45:33,299 Well, he'll come around. 747 00:45:33,433 --> 00:45:34,300 I know it. 748 00:45:34,467 --> 00:45:37,537 In the meantime, just stay close and stay safe. 749 00:45:38,271 --> 00:45:41,841 If you get into trouble, you make for one of them prairie dog holes. 750 00:45:42,420 --> 00:45:43,209 Ain't no place safer. 751 00:45:43,443 --> 00:45:45,612 We'll get you back home. I promise. 752 00:45:51,985 --> 00:45:55,288 I'd sing you all some cowboy songs if I had a guitar, 753 00:45:55,889 --> 00:45:57,824 and I knew how to play. 754 00:45:58,191 --> 00:46:00,827 - Or sing. - What cowboy songs do you know? 755 00:46:01,161 --> 00:46:04,698 Okay, if I knew any cowboy songs, then I would sing them. 756 00:46:04,964 --> 00:46:08,340 You know, it's almost as entertaining, just hearing you explain. 757 00:46:09,636 --> 00:46:11,671 [howling] 758 00:46:12,972 --> 00:46:14,740 [barking] 759 00:46:16,900 --> 00:46:17,210 [gasps] What was that? 760 00:46:17,477 --> 00:46:18,845 [eerie music playing] 761 00:46:26,252 --> 00:46:27,554 [growling] 762 00:46:28,521 --> 00:46:29,356 [barks] 763 00:46:32,726 --> 00:46:33,727 [mice screaming] 764 00:46:37,997 --> 00:46:39,265 [yelling] Run! 765 00:46:40,600 --> 00:46:41,935 [Tuffy] Wait a minute. Wait a minute. 766 00:46:42,680 --> 00:46:43,690 We're perfectly safe. 767 00:46:43,203 --> 00:46:45,872 There's no way that thing can hurt us, with that cage on his head. 768 00:46:45,939 --> 00:46:46,906 You're right. 769 00:46:47,730 --> 00:46:48,410 Look at you. 770 00:46:48,174 --> 00:46:50,430 You're feeling pretty embarrassed right now, aren't ya? 771 00:46:50,210 --> 00:46:51,678 [straining] 772 00:46:52,512 --> 00:46:53,413 [chuckles] 773 00:46:55,782 --> 00:46:56,616 [all screaming] 774 00:47:01,688 --> 00:47:03,230 [growls and barks] 775 00:47:06,359 --> 00:47:07,193 [screaming] 776 00:47:11,398 --> 00:47:12,899 [rumbling] 777 00:47:13,330 --> 00:47:15,135 Settle down, everybody. Settle down. 778 00:47:16,360 --> 00:47:18,938 After many hours of studying the mysterious object 779 00:47:19,390 --> 00:47:21,541 before you, we have discovered... 780 00:47:21,775 --> 00:47:23,143 it is food! 781 00:47:24,978 --> 00:47:25,979 [slurps] 782 00:47:26,112 --> 00:47:29,115 Mm. It's got a metallic flavor to it. 783 00:47:29,315 --> 00:47:31,751 Most likely it's an acquired taste. 784 00:47:31,885 --> 00:47:34,788 That... The food is on the inside. 785 00:47:35,121 --> 00:47:37,323 By golly, where's your common sense? 786 00:47:37,791 --> 00:47:40,760 The problem is, how do we open the durned thing? 787 00:47:41,610 --> 00:47:42,328 Let Big Tim do it. 788 00:47:42,729 --> 00:47:46,232 [indistinct chatter] 789 00:47:46,666 --> 00:47:47,934 [thudding] 790 00:47:53,940 --> 00:47:56,176 [chewing rapidly] 791 00:48:00,800 --> 00:48:01,810 [all gasping] 792 00:48:05,185 --> 00:48:06,186 [all gasping] 793 00:48:07,520 --> 00:48:08,822 Intruders! 794 00:48:08,922 --> 00:48:11,240 Who are you? What are you doing down here? 795 00:48:18,598 --> 00:48:19,999 [triumphant music playing] 796 00:48:25,772 --> 00:48:27,507 It's... good! 797 00:48:30,977 --> 00:48:32,712 Oh, thank you. Thank you. 798 00:48:32,879 --> 00:48:34,214 This here's my wife, 799 00:48:34,314 --> 00:48:36,149 and this is my daughter. 800 00:48:37,170 --> 00:48:38,284 Well, hello! 801 00:48:38,685 --> 00:48:40,120 - [giggles] - [Duke] Hey, y'all! 802 00:48:40,487 --> 00:48:42,455 Is everybody having a good time? 803 00:48:42,956 --> 00:48:44,491 [chattering] Yip, yip, yip... 804 00:48:44,791 --> 00:48:46,126 Well, we got these fellers 805 00:48:46,192 --> 00:48:48,280 to thank for that. [chuckles] 806 00:48:48,661 --> 00:48:52,899 Now, let's talk about our town, the place we call home. 807 00:48:53,166 --> 00:48:55,235 It's always been a peaceful place, 808 00:48:55,335 --> 00:48:57,570 but lately, we've been missing something... 809 00:48:58,380 --> 00:48:59,539 A proper sheriff. 810 00:48:59,806 --> 00:49:03,743 Well, tonight, I think we found one! 811 00:49:03,877 --> 00:49:06,913 - I call for a vote! - I second the motion. 812 00:49:07,147 --> 00:49:08,480 All right, then. 813 00:49:08,248 --> 00:49:10,216 All those in favor of making this here 814 00:49:10,316 --> 00:49:11,918 friend of the prairie dog community 815 00:49:12,180 --> 00:49:13,853 our new sheriff, say yeah! 816 00:49:13,987 --> 00:49:16,189 [all cheering] Yip! Yip! 817 00:49:16,589 --> 00:49:17,557 Opposed? 818 00:49:17,991 --> 00:49:18,992 Yip. 819 00:49:19,993 --> 00:49:21,194 The "yips" have it. 820 00:49:21,261 --> 00:49:23,697 We got ourselves a new sheriff! 821 00:49:23,997 --> 00:49:25,832 Welcome to your new home. 822 00:49:25,899 --> 00:49:27,901 ["You're Movin' In With Us" playing] 823 00:49:31,438 --> 00:49:32,939 Hey there, friend 824 00:49:33,390 --> 00:49:34,541 Won't you come in? 825 00:49:34,774 --> 00:49:37,110 Don't you know I like your style? 826 00:49:37,344 --> 00:49:39,120 You're family now 827 00:49:39,946 --> 00:49:43,160 Welcome to our underground 828 00:49:43,216 --> 00:49:44,718 To our underground 829 00:49:45,685 --> 00:49:49,550 Take off your boots Make yourself at home 830 00:49:49,389 --> 00:49:51,624 Our house is your house too 831 00:49:51,891 --> 00:49:54,227 What's mine is yours 832 00:49:54,894 --> 00:49:58,298 And now we open up our doors 833 00:50:00,400 --> 00:50:02,680 Pack up your bags 834 00:50:02,202 --> 00:50:03,937 Don't make a fuss 835 00:50:04,700 --> 00:50:06,406 Follow us down here 836 00:50:07,574 --> 00:50:09,642 You're moving in with us 837 00:50:09,909 --> 00:50:12,579 You're moving in with us 838 00:50:18,251 --> 00:50:21,821 Walked into town Straight out of the blue 839 00:50:21,988 --> 00:50:23,556 Welcome to the team 840 00:50:23,723 --> 00:50:26,493 We're glad we found friends like you 841 00:50:27,627 --> 00:50:30,296 We got a lotta work to do 842 00:50:31,898 --> 00:50:32,732 [all laughing] 843 00:50:33,266 --> 00:50:36,770 Pack up your bags Don't make a fuss 844 00:50:36,836 --> 00:50:39,472 And follow us down here 845 00:50:40,273 --> 00:50:42,475 Your moving in with us 846 00:50:42,575 --> 00:50:45,445 Your moving in with us 847 00:50:47,447 --> 00:50:49,249 We'll get new curtains A new chandelier 848 00:50:49,315 --> 00:50:51,317 Won't take no time It's a new frontier 849 00:50:51,451 --> 00:50:53,190 Your search has ended Come stake your claim 850 00:50:53,153 --> 00:50:54,821 It's ranch house envy Calling your name 851 00:50:54,988 --> 00:50:56,790 So grab your duds No time to squander 852 00:50:56,923 --> 00:50:58,491 It's cozy darn tootin' A way down yonder 853 00:50:58,692 --> 00:51:00,126 One short step from up above 854 00:51:00,360 --> 00:51:01,828 Warm hearts and hands You'll feel the love 855 00:51:02,262 --> 00:51:05,432 Home, home on the range 856 00:51:05,632 --> 00:51:08,835 Where the mice and the prairie dogs play 857 00:51:09,269 --> 00:51:13,600 So pack up your bags Don't make a fuss 858 00:51:13,106 --> 00:51:16,109 And join the family here 859 00:51:16,776 --> 00:51:21,815 You're moving in with us You're moving in with us 860 00:51:23,490 --> 00:51:25,719 [all cheering] 861 00:51:30,457 --> 00:51:32,559 I feel good knowing that while we're on the cattle drive, 862 00:51:32,726 --> 00:51:36,496 we're leaving the Double UB under the watchful eye of Mr. Muleytoad. 863 00:51:36,563 --> 00:51:37,497 Who? 864 00:51:37,664 --> 00:51:39,650 Oh, yes, sir. 865 00:51:39,199 --> 00:51:41,167 You folks go sell your cattle. 866 00:51:41,301 --> 00:51:44,504 I promise, when you get back, you won't have a ranch 867 00:51:44,571 --> 00:51:46,206 to worry about no more. 868 00:51:46,339 --> 00:51:47,307 Pardon me? 869 00:51:47,407 --> 00:51:51,244 That is, you won't have to worry about the ranch no more. 870 00:51:51,811 --> 00:51:54,748 Well, then, we've got a long, rough trail ahead of us. 871 00:51:55,248 --> 00:51:58,818 But I reckon we're about as ready as we'll ever be. 872 00:51:59,520 --> 00:52:01,321 Let's get these critters to Abilene! 873 00:52:02,880 --> 00:52:03,223 [all cheering] 874 00:52:05,158 --> 00:52:07,360 [adventurous music playing] 875 00:52:07,494 --> 00:52:08,528 [music stops] 876 00:52:10,300 --> 00:52:11,931 Did anybody let the cows out of the corral? 877 00:52:12,866 --> 00:52:14,667 Ah. Wait here. 878 00:52:16,169 --> 00:52:18,405 [triumphant music playing] 879 00:52:29,382 --> 00:52:30,583 Well, that was weird. 880 00:52:30,917 --> 00:52:32,585 Let's find that deed. 881 00:52:49,302 --> 00:52:50,704 Hold on, everybody. 882 00:52:50,770 --> 00:52:51,971 Tom found it. 883 00:52:52,605 --> 00:52:54,708 This is a letter from great aunt Millie. 884 00:52:55,542 --> 00:52:57,377 This is a shopping list. 885 00:52:58,440 --> 00:53:00,113 Bill for lumber, bills, 886 00:53:00,413 --> 00:53:01,781 letter from Uncle Steve... 887 00:53:02,382 --> 00:53:04,617 That's enough! Boys, throw him out! 888 00:53:05,485 --> 00:53:06,619 [meowing] 889 00:53:06,820 --> 00:53:08,555 [punches landing] 890 00:53:09,890 --> 00:53:10,557 Gotcha! 891 00:53:18,598 --> 00:53:19,766 [screams] Ow! 892 00:53:27,440 --> 00:53:29,275 [thudding] 893 00:53:32,912 --> 00:53:35,448 [Clem groans] Oh! No deed. 894 00:53:35,682 --> 00:53:37,150 I can't understand it. 895 00:53:37,417 --> 00:53:40,787 Not like a jackalope came in here and took it or something. 896 00:53:42,522 --> 00:53:45,692 Don't tell me. You never heard of a jackalope? 897 00:53:47,327 --> 00:53:49,162 No one knows where it came from, 898 00:53:49,295 --> 00:53:51,965 and few who've seen it have lived to tell the tale. 899 00:53:53,299 --> 00:53:55,101 It takes the form of a jackrabbit. 900 00:53:55,168 --> 00:53:56,202 This tall, 901 00:53:56,302 --> 00:53:59,305 with antelope horns and rattlesnake teeth. 902 00:54:01,341 --> 00:54:03,943 And they say that on nights like these, 903 00:54:04,144 --> 00:54:05,712 when the moon is full, 904 00:54:05,979 --> 00:54:07,681 the jackalope appears, 905 00:54:07,781 --> 00:54:11,284 moving across the prairie with a single purpose, 906 00:54:11,518 --> 00:54:14,854 to hunt down its favorite prey... 907 00:54:15,221 --> 00:54:16,489 Cats! 908 00:54:16,656 --> 00:54:17,891 [all screech] 909 00:54:23,630 --> 00:54:24,164 [laughs] 910 00:54:35,875 --> 00:54:37,644 [howling] 911 00:54:40,680 --> 00:54:41,715 [hooting] 912 00:54:42,749 --> 00:54:44,250 [screeching] 913 00:54:44,718 --> 00:54:45,719 [screams] 914 00:54:48,822 --> 00:54:49,823 [thumps] 915 00:54:58,640 --> 00:55:00,734 It's a harmless prairie chicken, I tell you. Look! 916 00:55:00,867 --> 00:55:04,904 - Here's his beak. - Now, son, that ain't a beak. 917 00:55:05,710 --> 00:55:06,239 It's fangs. 918 00:55:06,940 --> 00:55:08,842 This fella's a sidewinder. 919 00:55:09,900 --> 00:55:11,277 Whoever heard of a snake with arms? 920 00:55:11,378 --> 00:55:13,513 Well, whoever heard of a chicken with teeth? 921 00:55:13,680 --> 00:55:16,182 Pa, Curly, stop your bickering. 922 00:55:16,249 --> 00:55:17,951 The sheriff will know what to do with him. 923 00:55:18,510 --> 00:55:19,586 Good thinking, hon. 924 00:55:24,391 --> 00:55:25,625 [rumbling] 925 00:55:34,768 --> 00:55:36,302 Sheriff, we got something here 926 00:55:36,436 --> 00:55:37,971 you and the deputies ought to see. 927 00:55:38,138 --> 00:55:39,572 It's a sidewinder. 928 00:55:39,706 --> 00:55:41,274 It's a prairie chicken. 929 00:55:41,374 --> 00:55:43,243 [all] It's our brother! 930 00:55:47,947 --> 00:55:49,749 Why aren't you back at the ranch? 931 00:55:49,816 --> 00:55:51,584 Are Betty and Bentley with you? 932 00:55:51,885 --> 00:55:53,860 What happened? 933 00:55:59,292 --> 00:56:02,620 Muleytoad's up to something bad, Uncle Jerry. 934 00:56:02,162 --> 00:56:05,650 Oh, yeah. Just wait till Betty and Bentley and Bumpy get back. 935 00:56:05,131 --> 00:56:06,132 Then he'll be sorry. 936 00:56:06,266 --> 00:56:07,300 That'll be too late. 937 00:56:07,567 --> 00:56:09,135 Our family needs us now! 938 00:56:18,611 --> 00:56:20,800 But what can we do? 939 00:56:20,146 --> 00:56:22,150 Those cats are stronger than us. 940 00:56:22,349 --> 00:56:23,616 Faster than us. 941 00:56:23,950 --> 00:56:25,185 Meaner than us. 942 00:56:28,455 --> 00:56:29,456 [thud] 943 00:56:31,758 --> 00:56:33,260 We need a plan. 944 00:56:33,126 --> 00:56:36,162 [laughing] There you are. 945 00:56:36,262 --> 00:56:37,997 She's a-looking for you, you know. 946 00:56:38,131 --> 00:56:39,265 Who is, old timer? 947 00:56:39,332 --> 00:56:41,340 Well, old Sally and me, 948 00:56:41,134 --> 00:56:43,269 we was diggin' over yonder that way. 949 00:56:43,370 --> 00:56:44,537 And I says to Sally, 950 00:56:44,637 --> 00:56:47,707 "Sally, maybe we should ought to dig over that way 951 00:56:47,807 --> 00:56:51,440 and see what we find there." [laughing] 952 00:56:52,312 --> 00:56:56,349 Yeah, course, when I was a young man, I didn't dig so much as I do now. 953 00:56:56,816 --> 00:56:59,319 Back then, yeah, me and my wife, Ethel, 954 00:56:59,386 --> 00:57:01,621 we had us a little burrow outside of it. 955 00:57:01,688 --> 00:57:03,123 Wait. Who is? 956 00:57:03,223 --> 00:57:05,325 - Who's what? - Looking for us. 957 00:57:05,792 --> 00:57:07,127 She is. [laughs] 958 00:57:12,399 --> 00:57:14,167 [kissing] 959 00:57:14,634 --> 00:57:15,535 [whispers] 960 00:57:17,337 --> 00:57:18,638 [whispers] 961 00:57:18,972 --> 00:57:21,675 Boys, I think we just got our plan. 962 00:57:22,175 --> 00:57:24,440 [thunder rumbling] 963 00:57:34,870 --> 00:57:36,890 Hmm. It's almost right. 964 00:57:36,256 --> 00:57:38,491 - The ears aren't long enough. - Need sharper teeth. 965 00:57:38,558 --> 00:57:40,760 More antlers, I'm telling you. More antlers. 966 00:57:41,227 --> 00:57:42,362 [thunderclap] 967 00:57:46,533 --> 00:57:48,101 Ah. Not bad. 968 00:57:54,400 --> 00:57:56,209 [Critchley] One piece of paper, Clem. 969 00:57:56,843 --> 00:57:58,378 That's all you had to do. 970 00:57:58,611 --> 00:58:00,747 Find one piece of paper! 971 00:58:01,581 --> 00:58:04,551 Yeah, but the deed just ain't there, boss. 972 00:58:04,884 --> 00:58:09,220 Maybe you should just, you know... Uh... 973 00:58:09,589 --> 00:58:10,724 Pardon me? 974 00:58:10,790 --> 00:58:13,226 - Nothing. - No, Clem. Tell me. 975 00:58:13,426 --> 00:58:15,362 Maybe I should just... 976 00:58:15,762 --> 00:58:16,696 Uh... 977 00:58:16,763 --> 00:58:18,765 Buy the ranch from them. 978 00:58:19,199 --> 00:58:22,469 - [thunderclap] - Buy it? Buy it? 979 00:58:23,360 --> 00:58:25,238 I tried to buy it from their grandfather. 980 00:58:25,438 --> 00:58:27,140 He turned down every offer. 981 00:58:27,307 --> 00:58:29,609 He said no amount of money was enough. 982 00:58:29,743 --> 00:58:30,977 Do you know why? 983 00:58:31,111 --> 00:58:32,812 He said it was their... 984 00:58:33,313 --> 00:58:34,614 home. 985 00:58:35,215 --> 00:58:37,217 He turned down money. 986 00:58:38,251 --> 00:58:39,953 What kind of a man does that? 987 00:58:40,453 --> 00:58:42,880 Now get back out there 988 00:58:42,756 --> 00:58:47,494 - and find that deed! - [thunder rumbling] 989 00:58:51,498 --> 00:58:52,665 [thunderclap] 990 00:58:59,339 --> 00:59:00,407 [screeching] 991 00:59:06,913 --> 00:59:08,181 [screams] 992 00:59:12,986 --> 00:59:16,356 There's something strange going on here. 993 00:59:20,694 --> 00:59:22,629 Who would have guessed that a cat dressed 994 00:59:22,696 --> 00:59:24,297 as a jackalope wouldn't work? 995 00:59:24,497 --> 00:59:25,932 It was just one battle. 996 00:59:25,999 --> 00:59:27,333 We'll figure out a way. 997 00:59:27,634 --> 00:59:28,702 Uncle Jerry's right. 998 00:59:28,868 --> 00:59:30,337 We need reinforcements. 999 00:59:30,603 --> 00:59:33,440 Well, if we didn't have those predators to deal with... 1000 00:59:36,209 --> 00:59:37,510 We'd be right there with you. 1001 00:59:38,111 --> 00:59:39,312 [whispering] 1002 00:59:39,846 --> 00:59:41,981 Boys, we've got work to do. 1003 00:59:42,148 --> 00:59:45,285 Oh, Betty and Bentley are gonna be pretty surprised when they get home. 1004 00:59:49,989 --> 00:59:50,857 [Bumpy] Ah! 1005 00:59:51,570 --> 00:59:53,693 Did anybody remember to get our money for the carro? 1006 00:59:54,828 --> 00:59:56,730 Wait here. I'll be right back. 1007 01:00:00,834 --> 01:00:02,535 Okay, then, let's go home. 1008 01:00:11,244 --> 01:00:15,810 I tried. I really did. You know that, right? 1009 01:00:16,516 --> 01:00:20,987 But the boss don't care about that, or about me, or you. 1010 01:00:21,540 --> 01:00:25,580 All he cares about is more land. More, more, more! 1011 01:00:26,893 --> 01:00:29,195 You guys are the best. Really. 1012 01:00:29,262 --> 01:00:32,265 I know I don't say it near enough, but you are. 1013 01:00:33,733 --> 01:00:36,369 You know what? I'm going to make us a nice dinner. 1014 01:00:37,370 --> 01:00:38,400 [all slurp] 1015 01:00:38,710 --> 01:00:40,106 Where did those recipes get to? 1016 01:00:40,340 --> 01:00:44,444 Let me see. "Biscuits, biscuits, another biscuits." 1017 01:00:44,544 --> 01:00:46,579 I've never seen so many biscuit recipes. 1018 01:00:46,680 --> 01:00:48,848 "Rhubarb pie, meat loaf, 1019 01:00:48,915 --> 01:00:51,584 deed to the ranch, pineapple jardiniere..." 1020 01:00:52,952 --> 01:00:54,754 [gasps] Deed to the ranch! 1021 01:00:55,689 --> 01:00:58,910 - [prairie dog] Yip. - Nice work. Next. 1022 01:00:58,458 --> 01:00:59,759 - Yip. - That's right. 1023 01:00:59,859 --> 01:01:01,761 Nothing to be afraid of. Next. 1024 01:01:01,895 --> 01:01:04,764 - Yip. - So, they're not predators? 1025 01:01:04,864 --> 01:01:07,300 Nope. They use him to scare off crows. 1026 01:01:07,400 --> 01:01:10,700 Of course, they do. Those things are terrifying. 1027 01:01:10,136 --> 01:01:11,738 That's what we're counting on. 1028 01:01:13,406 --> 01:01:14,908 What is it now? 1029 01:01:17,430 --> 01:01:19,279 Hah! It's scarecrows. 1030 01:01:19,379 --> 01:01:22,282 The boss and I put 'em out there to scare the prairie dog... 1031 01:01:23,249 --> 01:01:25,285 Wait a second. I could have sworn... 1032 01:01:27,253 --> 01:01:29,823 Number three and number 14, move! 1033 01:01:30,957 --> 01:01:34,600 Numbers two, five, 11, and 22, move! 1034 01:01:38,631 --> 01:01:40,500 We just need to stay calm. 1035 01:01:40,667 --> 01:01:43,690 There's no way they can get us in here. 1036 01:01:44,337 --> 01:01:45,638 We're under attack! 1037 01:01:56,850 --> 01:01:57,817 Predators! 1038 01:01:59,850 --> 01:02:00,253 They got Frank! 1039 01:02:03,230 --> 01:02:04,758 [scoffs] I owe you. 1040 01:02:04,824 --> 01:02:08,795 They don't know what hit 'em. You did it. The ranch is saved. 1041 01:02:10,864 --> 01:02:12,499 Retreat! Retreat! 1042 01:02:17,871 --> 01:02:20,400 [bees buzzing] 1043 01:02:33,119 --> 01:02:34,487 [boom] 1044 01:02:37,223 --> 01:02:39,726 [popping, whistling] 1045 01:02:42,962 --> 01:02:44,497 Wait! The deed! 1046 01:02:51,671 --> 01:02:53,573 Take that, you varmint! 1047 01:02:53,673 --> 01:02:57,744 - Whoo-hoo! We showed 'em! - [chuckles] We sure did. 1048 01:03:11,858 --> 01:03:13,893 Sunflower Muleytoad. 1049 01:03:14,194 --> 01:03:16,620 Did anyone else think that was an odd name? 1050 01:03:20,400 --> 01:03:23,837 Well, on the bright side, you made a good profit on your carro. 1051 01:03:23,903 --> 01:03:25,372 Things could be a lot worse. 1052 01:03:29,109 --> 01:03:31,244 We can bunk out in the barn for a while, 1053 01:03:31,344 --> 01:03:33,780 hire a few hands to help us rebuild the house, 1054 01:03:33,880 --> 01:03:35,715 we'll be on our feet in no time. 1055 01:03:35,782 --> 01:03:38,510 You know, Betty, being out here with you and Bumpy, 1056 01:03:38,118 --> 01:03:40,954 fixing up the old place, thinking about Gramps, 1057 01:03:41,540 --> 01:03:43,757 it reminded me of something that I almost forgot. 1058 01:03:43,857 --> 01:03:47,193 That "good times or bad times, we always look out for each other"? 1059 01:03:47,260 --> 01:03:49,429 Because we're all family. 1060 01:03:49,529 --> 01:03:52,532 No. It reminded me why I left for the city in the first place. 1061 01:03:56,469 --> 01:03:59,239 - What? - Oh, nothing. You were saying? 1062 01:03:59,572 --> 01:04:03,430 [sighs] This morning, I realized I'm no rancher, 1063 01:04:03,109 --> 01:04:05,245 I'm a railroad man, through and through. 1064 01:04:05,311 --> 01:04:08,982 The steel rails, the clackety-clack of the, uh... 1065 01:04:09,820 --> 01:04:10,500 Wheels? 1066 01:04:10,116 --> 01:04:12,952 No, no, the other... The... Oh, you know... 1067 01:04:13,530 --> 01:04:15,488 Ah, whatever. It's my destiny. 1068 01:04:15,588 --> 01:04:17,657 Okay. Come on, Tom. We have to pack. 1069 01:04:17,757 --> 01:04:19,125 We're leaving in the morning. 1070 01:04:27,467 --> 01:04:29,436 Please, Bent, don't leave. 1071 01:04:29,836 --> 01:04:31,638 The Double UB should sell for a good price 1072 01:04:31,738 --> 01:04:33,106 once you clean things up, sis. 1073 01:04:33,173 --> 01:04:34,741 You can even keep the money. 1074 01:04:34,808 --> 01:04:37,177 I don't want the money. I want you to stay. 1075 01:04:37,277 --> 01:04:38,478 We need you here. 1076 01:04:38,578 --> 01:04:40,280 Ah, you and Bumpy can manage. 1077 01:04:40,480 --> 01:04:42,148 Soon as you're ready, come to the city. 1078 01:04:42,248 --> 01:04:44,317 I'll have a room waiting for you. 1079 01:05:07,700 --> 01:05:08,141 Now, what? 1080 01:05:14,614 --> 01:05:17,851 There they are, Marshal. I want them arrested immediately 1081 01:05:17,951 --> 01:05:21,888 - Arrested? For what? - Squatting on my land. 1082 01:05:22,550 --> 01:05:26,192 It seems Mr. Critchley here has a deed that says he owns this ranch. 1083 01:05:27,227 --> 01:05:29,696 Here it is, all legal and proper. 1084 01:05:29,796 --> 01:05:33,333 Critchley, you know darn well this is the Bensons' land. 1085 01:05:33,400 --> 01:05:35,668 You tried to buy it enough times from their grandad. 1086 01:05:35,869 --> 01:05:37,671 Is that true, August? 1087 01:05:37,737 --> 01:05:41,875 Poor man was convinced he owned the entire state. 1088 01:05:41,975 --> 01:05:46,179 I offered a small sum to help relocate. Charity, really. 1089 01:05:46,479 --> 01:05:49,749 - That's a lie! - You skunk, you rattlesnake! 1090 01:05:49,916 --> 01:05:52,919 All right, everybody quiet! 1091 01:05:53,190 --> 01:05:58,491 [exhales] Now, apologies, ma'am. Probably just a little misunderstanding. 1092 01:05:58,591 --> 01:05:59,693 [Diablo snorts] 1093 01:06:00,827 --> 01:06:02,495 Well put, Diablo. 1094 01:06:02,562 --> 01:06:05,865 I said, quiet. Now, Ms. Benson, 1095 01:06:05,932 --> 01:06:07,434 if you could just show me your deed, 1096 01:06:07,534 --> 01:06:10,203 Mr. Critchley and I will be on our way. 1097 01:06:10,503 --> 01:06:14,740 But there was a fire last night. Everything is gone. 1098 01:06:14,407 --> 01:06:16,409 So, you have no deed. 1099 01:06:16,509 --> 01:06:19,450 They're trespassing, Marshal. Take them away. 1100 01:06:19,346 --> 01:06:21,448 - This is bad. - [snaps fingers] 1101 01:06:21,548 --> 01:06:24,617 I have an idea. We'll need a wheelbarrow, a cannon, 1102 01:06:24,718 --> 01:06:26,853 1,000 prairie dogs, one bull, 1103 01:06:26,920 --> 01:06:30,230 barbed wire, scarecrows, a thingamabobber... 1104 01:06:30,223 --> 01:06:32,392 Marshal, please, you're making a mistake. 1105 01:06:32,459 --> 01:06:35,462 I don't like it either, but I've got no choice. 1106 01:06:35,562 --> 01:06:37,970 The law is the law. 1107 01:06:37,197 --> 01:06:41,568 - Critchley, I oughta... - Did you hear that? He's threatening me. 1108 01:06:41,901 --> 01:06:43,737 Ma'am, I am sorry, 1109 01:06:43,803 --> 01:06:46,373 but unless you have evidence to the contrary, 1110 01:06:46,439 --> 01:06:48,908 I have to accept Mr. Critchley's claim. 1111 01:06:49,209 --> 01:06:50,744 [man] What's going on here, Marshal? 1112 01:06:54,948 --> 01:06:57,250 Bentley, I thought you were going home. 1113 01:06:58,651 --> 01:07:00,453 This is my home. 1114 01:07:06,960 --> 01:07:08,261 [kisses] 1115 01:07:21,641 --> 01:07:23,276 Need some help, Sheriff? 1116 01:07:25,780 --> 01:07:27,480 Yippee yi yip! 1117 01:07:28,314 --> 01:07:31,418 The Prairie Dog Express rides again! 1118 01:07:34,954 --> 01:07:37,357 I'm going to build a whole town here. 1119 01:07:37,524 --> 01:07:41,761 Critchleyville. No, no. Critchopolis. 1120 01:07:41,828 --> 01:07:43,496 What about your dreams, Bentley? 1121 01:07:43,596 --> 01:07:45,465 You wanted to be a railroad tycoon. 1122 01:07:45,699 --> 01:07:47,367 I was a railroad tycoon. 1123 01:07:47,500 --> 01:07:50,770 A Junior Regional Assistant Associate trainee railroad tycoon. 1124 01:07:50,970 --> 01:07:53,273 But it never made me as happy 1125 01:07:53,340 --> 01:07:56,776 as I've been back here on the Double UB with my family. 1126 01:07:56,943 --> 01:07:58,678 Good to have you back, son. 1127 01:07:59,450 --> 01:08:01,281 If you could just give us a few days, Marshal, 1128 01:08:01,348 --> 01:08:03,149 I'm sure we can straighten this out. 1129 01:08:04,784 --> 01:08:07,187 The law is the law, Mr. Benson. 1130 01:08:07,287 --> 01:08:10,523 And I've got to escort you off the property right now. 1131 01:08:18,732 --> 01:08:20,500 Yippee yi yip, my friend. 1132 01:08:46,559 --> 01:08:48,561 - [whimpers] - Say what? 1133 01:08:48,661 --> 01:08:50,230 [continues whimpering] 1134 01:08:50,330 --> 01:08:52,899 - Bentley, what's wrong? - You should tie him up, Marshal. 1135 01:08:53,990 --> 01:08:54,601 [exclaims] 1136 01:08:58,872 --> 01:09:01,541 Mr. Benson, is something the matter with you? 1137 01:09:01,608 --> 01:09:04,778 No, I just thought you might be interested in this. 1138 01:09:05,612 --> 01:09:11,718 "Wanted for bank robbery and forgery." August Critchley. 1139 01:09:11,918 --> 01:09:14,287 - Forgery? - Let me see that. 1140 01:09:15,789 --> 01:09:18,525 Aha! The signature on this deed says 1141 01:09:18,591 --> 01:09:20,930 "Lloyd Benson." 1142 01:09:20,193 --> 01:09:22,362 But Granddad's name wasn't Lloyd Benson. 1143 01:09:22,429 --> 01:09:24,297 It was Boyd Benson. 1144 01:09:24,397 --> 01:09:26,299 What? They're lying, Marshal. 1145 01:09:26,466 --> 01:09:28,702 I should know. I signed that deed myself. 1146 01:09:30,303 --> 01:09:32,739 - Oops. - Got ya. 1147 01:09:32,806 --> 01:09:36,420 You're under arrest, Critchley. You got anything to say? 1148 01:09:36,976 --> 01:09:40,780 Just this. [clears throat] Ride, Diablo, ride! 1149 01:10:02,635 --> 01:10:04,437 Ha, I told you. 1150 01:10:04,504 --> 01:10:08,241 Once that cat gets hold of something, he does not let go. 1151 01:10:14,748 --> 01:10:16,282 [kisses] 1152 01:10:18,918 --> 01:10:20,854 Gramps would be so proud. 1153 01:10:20,954 --> 01:10:24,424 It's going to be tough going for a while, even with the reward money. 1154 01:10:24,791 --> 01:10:26,860 I know. But this is home. 1155 01:10:30,964 --> 01:10:33,133 Hey, let me get that for you, boys. 1156 01:10:35,168 --> 01:10:36,336 [slurps] 1157 01:10:39,806 --> 01:10:42,842 [sighs] Going to have to rebuild the house over that way. 1158 01:10:42,942 --> 01:10:44,711 This is all dug up under here. 1159 01:10:45,345 --> 01:10:46,513 I think you're right. 1160 01:10:47,213 --> 01:10:49,115 I don't know. It looks pretty solid to... 1161 01:10:55,655 --> 01:10:56,956 Prairie dogs. 1162 01:11:03,396 --> 01:11:04,464 Gold! 1163 01:11:46,573 --> 01:11:49,676 [engine chugging, horn blowing]