Do you want to hear a story?
I have to warn you, it's a disturbing one.
And it took place right here in this peaceful, idyllic town of Vernon.
35 years ago,
three girls were found brutally murdered.
On October 27, 1987,
Tiffany Clark was found butchered in her family garage,
stabbed 16 times on the night of her sweet 16th birthday.
At a cabin in the woods,
16-year-old Marisa Song was killed two days later.
Also stabbed 16 times.
And two days after that, on Halloween night,
16-year-old Heather Hernandez was stabbed 16 times
in the parking lot of Billy's Boardwalk.
The murderer vanished.
According to eyewitnesses,
the Sweet 16 Killer wore all black and a mask,
which has become infamous in Vernon, where every Halloween,
people still dress up as the murderer.
Welcome to The Sweet 16 Killer Podcast Tour,
brought to you by true crime journalist Chris Dubasage.
I'm your host Chris Dubasage.
To my left, the home of Tiffany Clark,
the Sweet 16 Killer's first victim.
It has since been turned into a Zatta Burger.
Hey, murder tour. Can I interest anyone
in a free sample of our Zatta Fry Holes?
- Oh, thank you. - Uh, yes, it was here
that the Sweet 16 Killer began their murderous rampage
- through the town of Vernon. - Hi.
- Thank you. - Killing three people.
I don't know about you, but when I think serial killer,
I think, like, at least six people.
Thank you, Angie. We appreciate that.
Let's give it up for Angie, who wishes there were more people killed.
- I... - Okay.
Moving on to our next crime scene.
How are we gonna eat this?
I don't know.
♪ When the gold's in our fingers Glittering in our snifters ♪
♪ We'll look at this time 'Cause we'll never forget ♪
♪ When we ignored the friction When they told us it's fiction ♪
♪ When we kept on running When our feet got wet ♪
- Jamie. - ♪ We take... ♪
Too loud.
I am just trying to save your eardrums.
Oh, God.
Wish you'd pick a band where I didn't know the lead singer.
I mean, Eddie Royal was such a jerk in high school.
Well, he's amazing now and owns a clean water charity, so...
Jamie, if you're gonna borrow my things,
at least take care of them.
This is vintage.
I didn't leave it there. I was about to put it on.
I'm meeting Amelia.
Wait.
Jamie.
You're meeting Amelia? For what?
She won two tickets to the Killer Instinkt concert.
Hey, honey, check this out.
Norm Dubasage is reporting from the hurricane in Florida.
- God is angry tonight, Tom... - I mean, it's incredible.
He doesn't even have his hood up.
I think he might get a second Pulitzer for this.
Sweetie, how about we all stay in and-and hand out Halloween candy together?
You love doing that.
No, Mom, you love doing that.
Oh, my God, Dad, what are you wearing?
What?
I'm Zac Efron.
But, you know, back in the day, I used to be jacked just like him.
Okay. And, Mom, how come you're not wearing a costume?
I am.
I am Molly Ringwald in The Breakfast Club. Hmm?
Oh. Okay, right.
Honey, who else is going to the concert?
God, what's the big deal, guys? I'll be home by curfew.
Sweetheart, you know how hard this time of year is for us.
I mean, especially now that...
you're the same age as we were.
So I can't go to a concert because your friends were murdered 35 years ago?
Okay.
I would never have spoke to my mother like that.
Well, you don't speak to Grandma at all, so...
I'm just saying, it's not 1987 anymore.
You can track my location.
I have key chain pepper spray, a rape alarm.
You've made me take self-defense classes since I was seven.
You gave me a protective crystal you got from a psychic.
We're just trying to keep you safe.
Oh, my God, Mom. You need to stop, okay?
This has nothing to do with me.
You know, I sort of wish you guys would just get over it.
Go. Fine, go.
But your father is driving you,
he's waiting till it's over, and he's driving you back home.
What's up?
Nothing. Um, just a-a group mom chat.
- It's not... - Okay. Dad, let's go.
I don't want to miss the opener.
Honey.
Stay safe, honey. I love you.
You know, when you sit in the back like I'm an Uber driver,
it kind of hurts my feelings.
Dad, please.
One star.
Hey, I-I thought you're going to get Amelia.
Yeah, I texted her we're here.
Why don't you just knock?
No, Dad.
It's so rude. Ugh.
- Hey. - Hey.
- Hey, Ms. Creston. - Hi, Jamie.
Have fun at the concert.
- I did bring weed gummies. Sativa. - Thank God.
- I got you.
Hey, Lauren. Uh, doing anything fun tonight?
Just going to work.
Weirdly, the manufacturing industry doesn't celebrate Halloween.
- All right. Uh, good to see you. - Let's go.
We need to be there, like, yesterday.
Would you stop?
- Can I stop? Can you go? - Yes, I will.
- Oh, what do I have here? - Trick or treat!
Happy Halloween.
Oh, I love these costumes.
An old-school witch.
Come on, kids. Time to head home. Happy Halloween.
Yeah. Happy Halloween.
Why do they even bother putting these in the variety pack?
Oh, my God.
Okay.
Oh, I hate these costumes.
Sorry, I'm a bit on edge.
Trick-or-treating by yourself?
Okay, this really isn't funny.
Oh, my God. Oh, my... No.
Calling the police.
I've been worried about being murdered since I was 16.
You thought I wouldn't be prepared?
The cops will be here any second.
What?
Help! Help!
Help!
No! No!
Stop.
Trick or treat.
I'm at the home of the Hughes family,
where beloved member of the community
and my friend Pam Hughes
was just murdered.
Stabbed 16 times.
Police have yet to release an official statement,
but judging by the eyewitness accounts,
the Sweet 16 Killer has returned.
Which means no one is safe.
Of the many challenges I've faced as your principal,
none could have prepared me for something like this,
saying goodbye to my dear friend and your guidance counselor Pam Hughes.
Jamie, our prayers are with your family during this tragic time.
But we're not just dealing with grief, are we?
We're also dealing with the return of the Sweet 16 Killer.
I'd like to turn it over to Coach Finkle,
who's going to, uh, talk us through some self-defense moves.
Yeah, so, uh,
the first thing you want to do if you see the killer is run.
Remember,
avoid the knife...
keep your life.
Go, Devils.
Jamie, can we speak with you for a second?
I'd rather not, but that question sounded rhetorical.
What's up?
I know it's hard to lose someone that you love.
Your mom was always such a wonderful lady.
She was always so nice to me.
Can you stop saying "was"?
I'm sorry.
Listen, the sheriff has some questions for you.
You know where your dad was the night your mom was murdered?
Jesus, Kara, you don't want to warm up to that?
My dad didn't kill my mom.
What do you know about your mom's relationship with Chris Dubasage?
The murder tour podcast guy? I don't...
They didn't have a relationship.
We looked at her phone.
Lot of texts between those two.
Is your dad the jealous type?
You've always hated my dad.
But maybe it's time to let go of whatever old high school bullshit
you've been hanging on to and do what your broke-*** rent-a-cop dad
failed to do 35 years ago and catch the ****ing killer!
Billy the Beaver...
"...fun."
Billy the Beaver...
"...fun."
- Billy the Beaver... - Sorry.
...four, three,
two, one.
Sequence failed.
Why are they having the science fair in the most haunted place imaginable?
Principal Summers got it for free.
- You know, to help bring people back in. - Mm.
This used to be the place to hang in Vernon,
but now it's just another stop on the murder tour.
Is this seriously your project?
A photo booth?
- It's more than just a photo booth, Derek. - What is it, then?
Something that's gonna change the world as we know it.
But good luck with your compost.
Box of shit vegetables.
When are you gonna tell people you're building a time machine?
When I actually make a time machine that works.
If you tell people it's possible and it isn't possible,
then you're just the lunatic that tried to invent time travel.
You really think you can do it?
I think I'm close.
Have you at least told your mom you're using her designs?
No.
She'd just tell me not to bother.
You know, I think she almost had it.
But she just gave up.
I'm gonna show her just how brilliant she really is.
If I can get this thing to work.
What's wrong with it?
I don't know.
I thought it had something to do with the Wi-Fi.
- It has Wi-Fi? - Yeah, it needs it.
To sync with your phone's GPS.
Without it, the chrono-locator can't make sure you come back to the same place,
and you'll just be, like, floating around in space.
Hmm.
Why is it set to October 27, 1987?
Oh, well, um, because that's the day that the first murder happened.
I just thought that if we could stop the Sweet 16 Killer from
killing in the first place...
My mom would still be alive.
In an emergency episode of The Sweet 16 Killer Podcast,
the killer has returned.
Tiffany Clark, Marisa Song, Heather Hernandez
and now, 35 years later, Pam Hughes.
What made him come back? Why now? And why her?
And is the killer still lurking in the shadows,
stalking his next victim,
or is he hiding in plain sight?
Police once again have no clues to the whereabouts of the killer.
He could be hiding anywhere, watching, waiting...
Oh. Sorry.
Uh, I just... Are-are you hungry?
I ordered us some pizza.
No. No. Thanks, Dad.
I didn't know that you listened to that podcast.
Was Mom friends with Chris Dubasage?
Sheriff Lim said they texted.
No.
She wasn't friends with Douchebasage.
The guy's a vulture.
He turned tragic murders into entertainment.
Then why would she text him?
Because she wanted to help find the killer.
The cops gave up a long time ago.
Chris was the only one still investigating.
So you knew him in high school?
Uh, I mean, we all knew each other.
He had a crush on your mom, and her and I were still friends then.
We didn't get together until much later when we got home from college.
But, I mean, thank God we didn't get together in high school
because it would've never lasted.
I remember when we found out we were pregnant with you.
We were down at the boardwalk and...
and we went on the Quantum Drop, you know, the-the ride.
We were both throwing up so much, and...
and your mom kept throwing up, and so she took a pregnancy test,
and that was it.
We got you.
Now, do me a favor.
Stop listening to Chris Dubasage.
Jamie.
Hi.
- Chris. - I know.
I am so sorry about your loss.
- Would you mind if I recorded this? - Were you and my mom having an affair?
Of course not.
We were just friends.
She wanted to help find the killer.
Why would she keep that a secret?
I-I don't know.
I mean, your dad isn't exactly my biggest fan.
Hmm. He likes your dad, though.
Says he's gonna win another Pulitzer.
My podcast has won five Podsy Awards.
It's not the same thing.
No.
Did your mom ever say anything to you about a note?
What note?
She got it back in 1987, after the last murder.
She found it shoved into her locker.
She never told me about this.
She didn't tell anyone.
She said she was afraid to.
That it would make it real or something.
She told you?
She told me because it was a clue.
Who would want to torture her like that?
Let her live her entire life in fear, wondering if one day was that day.
Jamie, wait.
Billy the Beaver...
"...fun."
Billy the Beaver...
"...fun."
Jamie.
- Oh, my God! - No, it's me, it's me!
- Oh, my God. - Did you just pepper-spray the witch?
Little bit. I need to talk to you.
I need your help to catch the Sweet 16 Killer.
He tortured my mom her whole life, and I can't let him keep getting away with...
Jamie!
Run!
Help! Help! Somebody, help! Help!
Help! Somebody, help!
Help!
Initializing sequence.
- Shit. - Error. Error. Error. Error. Error.
...in five,
- four, three, two, one. - Get away from me! Someone, help!
♪ Goddess on the mountaintop ♪
♪ Burning like a silver flame ♪
♪ The summit of beauty and love ♪
♪ And Venus was her name ♪
♪ She's got it ♪
♪ Yeah, baby, she's got it ♪
♪ I'm your Venus, I'm your fire ♪
♪ At your desire ♪
♪ Well, I'm your Venus... ♪
Yeah, it's right back here.
No, sorry, you can't.
You can't use that. That's, um, out of order.
- Oh, really? - It's out of order.
- Oh. - You can't use that.
Sorry.
By the way, your shirt is super problematic.
Hmm?
Honey, I like your shirt.
♪ She's got it ♪
♪ Yeah, baby, she's got it... ♪
Billy the Beaver says,
"Have fun."
Billy the Beaver says, "Have fun."
- Oh, sorry. - Sorry.
Um, excuse me. What year is it?
1987.
Oh, my God.
I know.
The '80s are almost over, and I haven't even tried coke yet.
They don't know.
- I'm looking for Pam Hughes. - Who?
Miller. Miller. Sorry. Pam Miller.
She's, uh, she's my friend.
Okay, then she's probably at school, where you should be.
- I'll give you a ride. - What? No.
I can't get in a car with you. You're a total stranger.
You could be a serial killer.
Oh, sweetheart.
Would a serial killer wear Gloria Vanderbilt?
No.
- Thank you. - Yeah, you're welcome.
- Love the jacket. - Thank you.
And there's the racism.
Knew that was coming.
God.
Hi.
I'm-I'm Jamie, um... LaFleur,
and I'm an exchange student from, uh,
Prince Edward Island, Canada.
And my old school said they would send over the papers to enroll me...
- What grade? - 11th.
There's your schedule.
Oh. Okay.
You don't, you don't need to verify anything?
Verif... What is this, Fort Knox?
You're late for gym.
Is there... Can I get a different schedule? I'm just... I'm not really a big gym girl.
Is there, like, another alternative?
God.
That's the game! Switch it out!
How is this school-issued?
- Let's go! - We look like we work at Hooters.
Oh, my God.
New kid!
- Get on the court. - Me? No, I'm...
No, I'm-I'm o... I'm okay. I'm...
"Me? Oh, that's okay." Let's go!
Let's go!
God, so rude.
Today! Today! Today!
Okay, thank you.
You fit right in here.
God.
What the ****?
How is this even legal?
Oh.
Yeah.
I know who did that!
Stay low!
Hey, I'm looking for Pam Miller. Do you know her?
Uh, yeah, everyone knows Pam.
Oh, great. Um, where is she?
There.
You're out, *****!
Wait. N-No, no.
Pam Miller is, like, nice.
Like, worried about loud music hurting your eardrums nice.
Are you smoking crack? Pam Miller's the Wicked Witch of Vernon.
Get off the court, loser!
Hot tip.
Next time, catch the ball.
Okay? Then I don't have to touch your gross little kid blood.
Disgusting.
All right! Good work out there, winners! Huh?
Wish I could say the same for the losers, but I can't.
Hit the showers. Let's go.
Thank you, Coach Zane.
Pam Miller?
Uh, yeah?
Take a picture. It'll last longer.
Uh, sorry.
You're just... not what I was expecting.
Uh, I'm Jamie.
From Canada.
I'm... I'm sorry, I'm not gonna shake your hand
because I'm not 45 and a man.
Come over after school, and you can set up for the party while I do my hair.
- Okay. - You know, where I'm from,
birthday parties are considered so lame.
Like, I don't know, maybe you should cancel it.
Maybe you should **** off and die.
Jesus, Mom!
...macita.
Ay. Ay-yi-yi, mamacita.
Oh.
You speak Spanish?
Okay...
...**** off and die.
Three years of Spanish, *****.
Fine.
You don't want to cancel the party? I'll cancel the party.
Old people, sick people and people with dogs.
- That's the order you hate people in? - Yep.
It's a good order. Yeah.
Hi. I'd like to report a crime that hasn't happened yet.
I know that sounds crazy, but go with me here.
Have you seen the movie Back to the Future?
No, but I heard it's good.
Yeah, it's great, but...
Basically, I'm-I'm sort of living that movie right now.
Which is how I know there's gonna be a murder tonight.
Murder?
There's never been a murder in Vernon.
Yeah, there's gonna be a murder tonight at Tiffany Clark's party,
which is also gonna be filled with underage drinking,
so you should definitely be there to shut it down anyway.
Geez.
Seriously?
I haven't seen you around before.
Yeah, I'm an exchange student.
From Prince Edward Island, Canada.
- Sounds made-up. - It's not.
It's a real place.
Lim.
You're the sheriff's dad.
Kara's nickname is The Sheriff?
That's sweet.
Hey, look, I am giving you the chance to stop all this horror before it happens.
Who is this?
- It's the killer. - Who has he killed?
He hasn't killed anyone yet.
But that's-that's...
Can you please just watch Back to the Future?
Okay, I don't know what you troublemakers get up to in Canada,
but down here, we don't tolerate shenanigans.
So get the hell back to school, or I'll arrest you for truancy.
No one's ever gonna believe me.
- I do want to see that movie, though. - Mm. Not me.
Hate time-travel movies.
- They never make any sense. - Mm.
Hi. Me again.
Jamie LaFleur.
Um, I need to know what class Lauren Creston is in.
I know that's private information, but it's an emergency.
I have an EpiPen that she needs due to a...
Earth Sciences, room 2-7-G.
Oh, thanks.
Oh, my God.
Flying on a plane right now must be insane.
Hi.
Is Lauren Creston in here?
Oh, my God.
You look great.
What's going on?
Can I talk to you in the hall for a second?
Please tell me you've seen Back to the Future.
- Of course. - Thank God.
Think of me as Marty McFly.
35 years from now, your daughter,
Amelia, who's my best friend, builds a time machine
based off of plans from a notebook... your notebook.
It's called, like, "Lauren Creston's Brilliant and Unusual Ideas."
And I used the time machine to escape a killer who had recently resurfaced
after being long dormant ever since his first murder spree,
which begins tonight.
So I need your help to catch the killer so he can't kill my mom.
'Cause...
'cause he killed...
'cause he killed my mom in the future.
And then I also need you to figure out how to modify the time machine
to send me home, because Amelia said it needs Wi-Fi to work,
and you guys don't have that yet, so that's... that's not great.
No one knows about my notebook.
Except for me.
'Cause I'm from the future.
Oh, here. I have proof.
Is this the time machine?
No, that's my phone. Do you want to see the time machine?
Wait, I don't understand.
If the killer's targeting the Mollys, why wait 35 years to kill your mom?
Who are the Mollys?
Oh, Tiffany, Marisa, Heather, Pam.
They call themselves the Mollys after Molly Ringwald.
They're obsessed with her. They even dress like her.
I had no idea the four of them were so close.
I just thought they knew each other because it's Vernon
and everybody knows each other.
Here you go.
Time machine.
Interesting.
It's weird. It wasn't working before, but when the killer attacked me
and stabbed the knife into that panel, it did all of a sudden.
It must have needed an extra metal conductor.
Yeah, yeah, extra metal conductor. That's what I said.
Is your bag all tools?
You don't have any books?
I read all my books. Tools are more useful.
Mm.
- What is this? Oh. - Oh, my God.
- Careful with that nail gun. - Sorry.
I can't repair a time machine
that my future daughter invented if I'm killed by clumsiness.
Hey, you're taking this all really well, by the way.
You don't start trying to invent time travel without considering
the possibility that people from the future will need your help.
- That killer thing is surprising, though. - Yeah.
Speaking of, if I stop the murders from happening,
will that cause, like, a rip in the space-time continuum?
I don't know. There are a lot of theories about time travel.
The one that I consider to be the most promising is...
How much do you know about quantum mechanics?
I saw Endgame.
But I didn't really understand it.
All right. Um, imagine that time is like a river.
You got out of the river, ran upstream and then jumped back in.
Now everything keeps flowing,
so whatever changes you make, they'll trickle downstream.
So if I change everything for the better, it's okay.
Theoretically.
And if time keeps flowing, what's happening back home?
Billy the Beaver says, "Have..."
"...fun."
Billy the Beaver...
Let's get all the science fair kids out of here and secure the location.
Okay.
Kara, where's Jamie? Have they found her yet?
No, not yet.
What are you doing?
Taking notes for a new episode?
You know, it's not a good look to be the guy stopping people from investigating.
Is that what you're doing?
I'm an investigative journalist.
No, your dad is.
You're a tour guide.
Oh, Mr. Hughes! Mr. Hughes!
I know where Jamie is. She used my time machine.
Um, I made a time machine for the science fair.
God, she's as weird as her mom.
Jamie's in 1987.
I don't know where my time machine is, so it must have worked.
I'm just trying to figure...
You like science fiction? Go write a book.
But here, in the real world, I am gonna solve this case.
Kara!
Uh, I have several follow-up questions.
First question...
- Do I really have to come in with you? - Yes.
There's a murderer at this party. No way I'm going in alone.
Thanks for letting me borrow some clothes.
Yeah, no problem.
God, this place is beautiful.
I can't believe they turned it into a Zatta Burger.
You guys have Zatta Burger yet?
- I have no idea what that is. - Oh.
- Hey, what's up? - Randy!
- What's up? Head on in. - Thanks, dude.
Hey, whoa! I can't let you in.
There's a dress code.
- What? No, there isn't. - Yeah, there is.
- No nerd jewelry. - Hey.
It's a replica of the first microchip,
commemorating the dawn of personal computing.
- Yo, shut up, dork. - Hey. Hey.
Hey! Hey!
Stop that!
Oh, shit! Yo, Kara, check this out.
Dork Summers has a geek-friend.
Okay, uh, listen up, teen faculty, I got to find Tiffany...
- Uh, nice try. Oh. - Unwanted touch.
- Oh, my God. Unwanted touch. - Unwanted human.
Yo, there's Dungeons & Dragons down the street. Y'all have fun.
No, wait.
Hey! Hey! Wait!
God, I got to get in there.
I might know another way in.
So you're the exchange student, right?
From Canada?
- Yeah. Uh, Prince Edward Island. - Oh.
I spent the summer there once with my aunt. Yeah.
Did you know the average age on the island is 49.5?
Cool, right?
Great. Great.
Yeah. I'm staying with Lauren.
Uh, yes.
Okay. Round two.
Hey, Doug.
Hey, why don't you give us a boost?
Righteous. Then I'll go back around to the front, and-and you can let me in.
Great.
- All right. - All right.
Thank you.
- I got it, Doug. - Okay. Okay.
Thanks.
Milady.
Oh, my God.
Okay.
Okay, we got to find Tiffany.
Oh, my God.
- That dude is insane, right? - You mean Blake Hughes?
That's Blake Hughes?
Oh, my God. That's my dad.
- Blake Hughes is your dad? - Yeah.
And Pam is your mom?
Uh...
Although I'm pretty sure they cheat on each other a lot.
That whole group's very horny.
- Oh, my God. - Yep. There they are, the Mollys.
All four of them dressed like a different version of Molly Ringwald.
You made it, *****.
All right, well, I'm here to stop a murder,
so let's stop a murder.
Dope party, ladies.
What are you doing?
You know what would make this party even cooler?
The police. Let's call 'em.
I love Sting.
You know, that's a really good idea.
And then they could play "Don't Stand So Close to Me."
- Thank you. - You know,
this whole mean girls shtick is really outdated.
Women should be lifting each other up.
How 'bout I lift these up
and you get bent?
All right, and smile for the yearbook, guys! Yeah!
Hey, hey! No pictures, Douchebasage.
There's beer everywhere. You trying to get Tiff grounded for life?
Yeah, take another one, I'll break your camera.
You don't have to be so harsh.
Randy?
Do me a favor?
Hey! Hey, what?
What the ****?
Whoo!
Boom!
Is that... is that, like, a real person?
I was worried you forgot to let me in.
Kind of relieved to see you were just being bullied.
- Whoa. - You will become a miserable person,
never knowing true happiness and rocking an unflattering haircut
that makes your head look like a Ping-Pong ball.
That was...
oddly specific.
Sorry. Sorry.
Blakey? Blakey, oh, please, please don't do this!
What happened?
Some loser narc told him I made out with Eddie Royal.
You made out with Eddie Royal?
- Yeah. - Lead singer of Killer Instinkt?
Wait, they have his music in Canada?
Is he famous?
Eddie!
Wait. Tiffany!
Looks like another breakup. Those two are so dramatic.
I ****ing hate that guy! I need a drink.
- Tiffany? Tiffany? - Oh, my God.
Ladies, Tiffany is in a crisis.
It's time to be good girlfriends and stay with her the whole night.
Let's never leave her side.
Randy.
- Come on, let's go. - What?
What?
How did you do that?
My mom taught me self-defense.
Tiffany? Tiffany?
Is it weird that we're in your parents' room?
I know.
But I heard that Zack Ritrovatti and Valerie Mosco
Besides, I've always wanted to hook up on a waterbed.
Wait.
I'll be right back.
Rock star.
**** this.
Tiffany!
58%. Shit.
Tiffany's body was found in the garage.
Time of death: shortly after midnight.
Whoa.
Are you from the future?
Yeah. Where's the garage?
Thank you.
Eddie?
Are you hiding?
Tiffany?
Tiffany!
'Cause I'll find you.
Tiffany!
Oh! Aah!
- You said you blocked the door. - I did.
Wait.
I don't go after boys.
They come after me.
Wait, Tiffany's supposed to be in here.
There's a schedule?
I changed it.
God, where's Tiffany?
Tiffany?
Come on out, Eddie.
The water's warm.
What the **** is that mask?
Are you gonna take it off?
Okay, I'm not into this weird shit.
Eddie, what the **** are you doing?
Ow! What the ****?
♪ The lady in red ♪
♪ The lady in... ♪
Tiffany? Tiffany?
Tiffany!
You're not allowed in...
He can't get away!
That's Tiffany.
Wherever there's trouble, there's Blake Hughes.
Give me a break here, Dennis.
I already told Ponch what I know.
What about this one? Want to bring him in for questioning?
No, let him go.
He's a friend of my daughter's.
Thanks, Daddy.
Welcome, sweetheart.
Well, look who it is.
Our new Canadian friend.
You could've stopped this.
I tried to warn you.
And where were you when it happened?
You think I'm a suspect?
There's never been a murder until you showed up.
You seem to know an awful lot about it.
I was trying to stop it.
She's telling the truth, Sheriff.
She was just protecting Tiffany.
This is an active crime scene.
Nobody move.
- Let's get out of here. - Come on.
Let's go! Let's get out of here.
Wait. Wait, Mom... uh, Pam.
Pam. You can't walk home alone. There's a murderer on the loose.
I don't live that far.
I'm sorry about your friend.
You know, I didn't even really like her.
She was so mean.
And not even in a funny way like...
like when I convinced Lisa Vitzlaki that Randy was in love with her
so she sang "Take My Breath Away" at the talent show.
- That wasn't funny. - It was to us.
And Tiffany loved it.
She wasn't a great person, but she was still my friend, you know?
How did you know that she was in danger?
I'm psychic.
And I had a vision that Tiffany was gonna get murdered tonight.
I tried to stop it.
But I didn't.
Obviously.
But maybe with your help, we can stop the rest.
Uh, the rest?
There's gonna be more?
Marisa and Heather.
And you.
You're all in danger.
Um, see, this is my, um...
This is my...
psychic crystal.
Looks legit.
So how far into the future can you see?
Till the year 2023.
You're in direct violation
of penal code 113, section 9.
You now have five seconds to comply.
- Help! Help me! Help! Help me! - Four, three, two, one.
I am now authorized to use physical force.
Do the machines kill us all?
Um, no.
No, the machines don't... kill us all.
They more just...
rip apart the fabric of our society via dance videos on TikTok.
They use dance against us?
I cannot believe Pam Miller's a sci-fi nerd.
Tell anyone and I'll kill you.
Okay, okay, let's, uh, let's focus.
I, um...
I foresee that...
Marisa is gonna be the next victim.
Oh, no.
And it's gonna happen the day after tomorrow at a cabin in the woods.
My God.
Pam, can you think of anyone who doesn't like the Mollys?
Maybe someone whose life you ruined
or gave some kind of psychological scar
that would make them want to, like, hunt you down
and-and kill you in, like, a ritualistic way?
No.
No, no one.
I mean, Alvin, maybe.
We used to make fun of his eye patch.
Oh, uh, and Wendy.
And Tyler.
And Amy Wolf.
Creepy Ron. Fat Trish.
Lisa Vitzlaki, I guess, if we're saying that the talent show thing wasn't funny.
Oh, uh, and, uh, Jenny Hudson and Jenny Grisante...
Hi, girls. Just checking on you, seeing if you need anything.
God, Mom, we're fine!
We're fine!
Okay, well, I know you've been through a lot tonight...
Yes, we have, and you're just making it worse, so can you please go?
Leave us!
No wonder Grandma never comes to visit.
You shouldn't talk to your mom that way.
You never know when...
She just cares about you.
Oh, so, what, like, you have a great relationship with your mom?
No.
But I wish I did.
And I wish I told her that I loved her more.
I just didn't understand what she...
Hey. I'm saying this as a friend.
But nobody wants to hear you talk about how much you love your mom, okay?
Okay. Sorry.
What about Randy? Could he be a suspect?
He's a big dumb meathead.
No. Randy loved Tiffany.
He asked her to the Spring Fling last year.
He also asked Marisa and Heather and me.
So I can understand why he would be mad at us.
He can't be mad at you for rejecting him. That's ****ed-up.
Do you think that I should date him?
Just in case he is the killer and that makes him decide not to kill me?
No, no. Don't date Randy. That's not who you're supposed to be with.
- Well, then who am I supposed to be with? - Blake.
Really? Blake?
Oh, my God.
You know, I have always been so secretly obsessed with Blake.
Oh, I could never do that to Tiffany.
Uh, good, good, because you and Blake don't get together for a while now.
Like, uh, years from now.
Well, if we're meant to be and timing doesn't matter and Tiffany's dead...
You're too horny, and you'll-you'll cheat on each other and-and mess it up,
and then you won't get to go on the Quantum Drop together
where you'll find out a really important thing that you're gonna find out.
So just-just no hooking up with Blake.
Until college.
Okay, great.
So, you two will work on finding the killer,
and then I'll work on fixing the time mach... m-maker.
Time maker.
It's a fancy word for clock.
So, is that the time machine 2.0?
Uh...
No, right now it's just a cheap piece of shit I got off of Craigslist.
Whoa.
Um, what are you doing here?
I know everything about these murders.
But a couple of days ago, I said Tiffany was murdered in her garage.
But she wasn't.
She was killed on her parents' waterbed.
That's a basic detail. How could I forget that?
The Mandela Effect.
It's a psychological phenomenon where people remember things that didn't happen.
Like people thinking Nelson Mandela died in jail.
But there's a theory that those memories aren't false.
They're just lingering from a past life that was altered...
via time travel.
Hey, what... what's that?
Oh, "stab the machine."
The cops thought that was a reference to some heavy metal anarchy lyrics.
That's what led them to investigate Eddie Royal.
Eddie Royal?
- Yeah. - Like the lead singer of A Waterbed Away?
Why would they think that? He's, like, super emo.
That's so weird.
I thought...
The Mandela Effect, I guess.
What's the "J" at the end?
That's a "J"?
Everyone thought that was a demonic rune.
Do you have more photos from that night?
Uh, yeah, the official crime scene ones
and ones I took at the party for the yearbook.
There she is!
- That's her! - Holy shit.
Oh, my God.
Jamie's back in 1987.
That note... The note was a message to me.
"Stab the machine." "Stab the machine."
The killer's knife must have got stuck in the conductor somehow,
and Jamie's trying to tell me that I need an extra metal conductor.
Are we sure that's not just a demonic rune?
It's not a rune, Chris. Jamie's trying to solve the murders.
But they're all still dead.
Well, yeah, Tiffany is, but Heather and Marisa's murders haven't happened yet.
Okay, you see, time happens all at once.
It's like a river.
Yeah.
Okay, so...
Good afternoon.
Last night, we learned police have taken Eddie ****burn...
known to students as Eddie Royal... into custody for questioning.
Why do they think it's Eddie?
They're wasting their time. It's not him.
This tragedy has rocked the community of Vernon.
For KZFD News, this is Norm Dubasage.
Look at that.
She will be missed.
Mostly.
If I **** up my parents falling in love and getting married,
will I just, like, disappear?
Back to the Future got that wrong.
No, you would not disappear.
This isn't magic.
If your parents don't get married and have kids,
then you'd basically just have no life to go home to.
Because everything would be different. No one would have any idea who you are.
Save you a seat at lunch.
Great.
Hey.
- How's everyone doing? - Ugh.
You're wearing that jacket again?
Is no one here in touch with their emotions?
You know, I'm-I'm sure that they'll mention something in the yearbook.
They did last year when Fat Trish died.
And I like your jacket.
Uh, who's Fat Trish?
Also, you can't call her that.
Yeah, not anymore. She's dead.
How'd she die?
Car accident.
They said her alcohol level was, like, really high
and that the car wrapped around the tree.
Yeah, that's why chicks shouldn't drive.
No, Randy, it's why people shouldn't drive drunk.
I'm a better driver when I'm drunk.
No, you're not.
I can 100% guarantee you you are not.
That's exactly what a chick would say.
Blake, wait up.
- Did you draw that? - Mm-hmm. Yeah.
That's so beautiful.
You're such an artist.
I don't know. Maybe I should just cancel my party.
It feels in poor taste now.
But it's your birthday.
Oh, hey, why don't we do, um, like, a girls' trip?
Just, uh, just the three of us. And Pam.
Pam?
Oh, uh, yeah, yeah. Th-That would be fun.
- Yeah. - Yeah, we could, like, uh,
go to the city, you know?
Like a nice, densely populated, well-lit,
non-rural, non-cabin area.
I guess it could be fun to spend the night at my parents' condo.
Yes. Yes.
Condo birthday. I love that for you.
Let's do it.
Also, I was thinking, a nice way to memorialize Tiffany
and give back to the environment would be to plant a tree in her honor.
I'm starting a petition, so if you guys could just all print your names
very clearly here in big block letters so I can see your handwriting.
- Tiffany hated nature. - Trees made her sneeze.
Don't worry, it's not my crotch hand.
So...
tragedy has struck,
and that's very sad.
But there's nothing we can do about it except move on.
So, take out your beakers.
LaFleur, go partner up with Damon.
Hello! Beakers!
Beakers!
Hello! Thank you.
Time for condo birthday, *****!
- Whoo! - For my birthday,
we all have to flash truckers who honk.
Just so you know, the condo has a couple rules.
If I point to you, you have to pound your drink.
We're gonna get wasted, *****es!
What's the deal with Damon?
Who's Damon?
My lab partner.
Oh, you mean Lurch.
Why? Do you like him?
No one really talks to him.
He also spent all of eighth grade in juvie
because he kept getting into too many fights.
Yeah, and then he missed most of last year because of Fat Trish,
so now he's, like, the oldest junior in the history of America.
What-what do you mean, um, because of Trish?
She was his sister.
You didn't think to mention this when we were talking about suspects?
I did say Fat Trish.
Yeah, and you didn't say that she had a violent brother.
So what? We've never done anything to Lurch.
Yeah, I actually like Lurch.
Were people around?
Maybe, but I feel like if you go into the Dollhouse of Horrors,
you can only blame yourself if you see something
- you don't want to see. - Mm.
This makes me really miss Tiffany.
Oh, is it your nap time?
I haven't really been sleeping.
♪ Say you're the one for me ♪
♪ Say you're the only one for me ♪
♪ Say you're the one for me... ♪
We're here!
What the ****? What the ****?
What the ****? What is this?
My parents' condo.
No, this is not a condo!
It's not?
Oh, maybe I was thinking of a time-share.
This is a creepy-*** cabin in the middle of ****ing nowhere.
You said we were going to the city.
No, I didn't.
You heavily implied it.
Oh, my God, what's the big deal?
The big deal, Heather, is that there is a murderer on the loose
specifically targeting your friend group, and you drove us into the woods.
Oh, my God!
I forgot to bring vodka.
Okay.
It doesn't matter because we are going right now.
Come on, everyone. Back in the car.
Oh, my God.
Everyone, inside now! It's the killer.
- Party's here! - Party!
Tell me you brought vodka!
Well, do I go anywhere without it?
I'm here, too, and I brought brownies!
I thought it was just gonna be us four.
What is the big deal?
Did you just want to lez out this weekend?
- Hey. Let's party. - Hi.
Gross!
Not... Your-your comment was gross, not-not *** peop... *** people are amazing.
Your comment was... had homophobic undertones.
Yo, y'all need to catch up. I'm already two deep.
And I drove awesome.
Okay, all the doors and windows are locked.
This is happening. This is happening.
We are all here in the murder cabin.
Murder cabin!
Murder cabin, let's go.
Okay, everybody! Guys!
Here's what we got to do. Everybody, listen up.
There are rules for tonight.
Get out of here!
Hey, Mom... macita.
Hot mama.
God, I guess she really did want to lez out with me this weekend.
- I don't know. - Okay, everybody, this is very important.
No one goes anywhere alone, especially you, Marisa.
And absolutely no one goes outside for any reason.
BLAKE and PAM: Yes!
God, there's a murderer on the loose.
I don't...
Did you hear that?
You got to relax, man.
Have another brownie.
No.
- I had like five. - Five?
No wonder you're so paranoid.
- Are those pot brownies? - Yeah.
I stole a bunch of weed from the evidence locker.
- There's about a pound in these bad boys. - A pound?
Okay, so everyone's super high now.
Whoa. Whoa.
Mm, yeah.
Goddamn it.
Wait, how come I don't feel anything?
You must have the tolerance of a horse.
I have a little left if you want to roll a doobie.
What is this?
This is just dirt.
Look at all these twigs.
'Cause it's from the earth.
Man. '80s weed sucks.
Yeah, I could give you a gummy this big that has 100 times more weed than this.
- Oh, sorry. - You're... ****, my stash, dude.
Sorry.
- You're crazy, man. - All right.
Hey!
Hey, guys!
Guys!
Let's go inside!
Hey, guys, there's pizza inside!
Pizza?
Pizza. Pizza. Pizza. Pizza. Pizza.
Okay, guys. All right.
Leave room for Jesus.
Man, Canada, you're a little stressed, huh?
I'm-a get you a shot.
You're not supposed to get together for four years.
You're too horny. Too soon.
My God, you need to stop.
You sound like my mom.
Pam, I'm just looking out for you.
Whoa, whoa, whoa. If you're not gonna be fun,
you can't come to the party.
- Enjoy your trees, *****. - What...
What?
Jamie's spending time
- with the environment. - Guys! Hey!
Are you sure? I hear her.
She'll be fine. She's from Canada.
****.
I should just let him chop up all of you at this point.
She said there was pizza, but I don't see pizza.
She must have hidden it somewhere.
Let's find it.
- Oh, she's sneaky. - Hey, um...
We gonna find this pizza.
I don't think that there's pizza.
I think... I don't know...
I think she just, like, wanted us to come inside.
Aw, man, I'm starving.
Well, I could...
I could make us a pizza.
You could make us...
Are you saying you have pizza stuff?
I was thinking, like, we could improvise.
- Improvise. - Mm-hmm.
- Yeah, let's improvise. - Yeah, okay, yeah.
Shit. I locked all the windows.
Kara! Kara!
I think there's someone in the house!
There's someone in the house!
I'm in the house.
No.
Where'd you hide the pizza?
I think there's someone in the house!
Kara!
We got all the ingredients for a Hawaiian pizza.
How many apple slices do you want?
Um, oh, maybe, like...
Oh, my God, your hand!
Uh...
Am I gonna die?
Uh, well, I don't think so.
Not if I find the bandages.
I can't tell my mom that I sliced my hand open
because I was all ****ed-up from four shots and a pound of weed.
Tell her you got into a bike accident.
You're right. I can lie.
You're so smart.
I'm making ****tails.
If anyone wants to stop being lame and start having some fun.
I don't know.
Oh, my God.
The killer's supposed to come here.
What?
Jamie. She told me.
The blood from my hand must have gone to my brain.
She didn't want to lez out this weekend.
She's a psychic.
The killer's gonna come here and kill Marisa.
Marisa?
Go!
Barricade the door!
Heather, you want to play beer pong?
Heather.
Beer pong.
Randy!
No! Hey!
Heather!
Heather, wake up!
- ♪ Then love picked us out for ro... ♪ - Heather!
- Hey. - What's with the music?
Ooh, yeah.
But I suck at foreplay, so you'll have to use the jets for that.
Okay.
♪ We started dancing... ♪
- Get through that, killer. - That looks good.
Hey, let me in! The killer's inside!
Pam! Pam, the killer's inside!
How did you get up here?
He's gonna kill Heather.
- I thought you said Marisa. - Randy!
♪ Said let the music play ♪
♪ He won't get away ♪
♪ Just keep the groove And then he'll come back to you again ♪
♪ Let it play ♪
♪ Let the music play, he won't get away ♪
♪ This groove he can't ignore ♪
♪ He won't leave you anymore... ♪
Oh, my God, Heather!
- Heather! - Heather!
Heather!
Heather, get out of there!
- Heather! - Heather!
Heather!
Somebody, help me!
Help me!
No!
♪ He's dancing his way back to me... ♪
Hey, get away from her!
♪ We are truly lovers ♪
♪ Magic from the very start ♪
♪ 'Cause love just kept me groovin' ♪
♪ And he felt me movin' ♪
♪ Even though we danced apart ♪
♪ So we started dancing ♪
♪ And love put us into the groove ♪
♪ As soon as we started to move ♪
♪ Love said let the music play ♪
♪ He won't get away ♪
♪ Just keep the groove And then he'll come back to you again ♪
- ♪ Let it play ♪ - ♪ Let the music play... ♪
She's alive.
All right, kids, we got a real problem here.
- I have some... - Here you go, Sheriff.
Careful.
What's this?
I hit the killer in the head with a piece of firewood,
and I soaked up some of his blood with that paper towel.
You have his DNA.
What's that?
DNA? It's, like...
I don't... I don't know what it stands for,
but everyone...
It's, like, specific...
to the... to the person.
You just, you just plug it into the worldwide database.
Uh, sure, sweetheart, we'll just fire up the old worldwide "DMA" database.
Ugh, solving crime. Ugh.
All right, now let's get serious.
Man.
Who else knew you kids were going to that cabin?
- Nobody. - Lurch saw us talking in science class.
Maybe he overheard.
Well, you ever bring anybody else out there?
Other parties?
What if it wasn't someone who followed us up there?
What's that supposed to mean?
It means where were you when Heather was murdered?
- Hold on one minute. - Jamie freaked me out.
- I hid in the closet. - And you didn't hear her screaming?
There was music blasting.
- Daddy, I didn't do anything. - I know, Kara.
**** you!
Kara.
Well, what do we do now?
I don't know.
Marisa was the one who was supposed to die in the cabin.
Wait, what?
She's psychic.
Not anymore.
This is Norm Dubasage for KZFD News.
Fear has gripped Vernon, as the community mourns a second victim,
and the police still have made no arrests.
Now, unfortunately...
- How are you doing? - Not great.
The only thing I've changed is the order they die in.
I was thinking it could also be two killers.
You know? Like in Scream.
Scream?
Oh. Right. It's not out yet.
It's a movie from the future that you think stars Drew Barrymore
but then doesn't.
Never mind.
Um, how's the time machine?
Uh, good news and bad news.
I managed to work up a prototype in shop.
Oh, my God.
But it doesn't really work.
That is impressive.
Oh, my God, there's a signal.
How?
I guess they thought it was some sort of demonic rune.
But like I said, I'm not an anarchist.
And now another girl is dead.
An experience like that, man, changes you.
Men showing emotion.
Fascinating.
For KZFD, this is Norm Dubasage.
And clear.
No, no, no, no. Where'd it go?
Eddie? I love you, Eddie!
- Come back. - I love you, Eddie!
- The TV satellite. - It's me, Charlene! Remember?
If I can pirate the TV van's transmission to this converter,
that could be enough to get you home.
And now the bad news.
I thought the prototype not working was the bad news.
No, the prototype not working is just a normal part of the process.
Trial and error.
The bad news is that, given your battery's rate of parasitic drain,
you have approximately seven and a half hours until you're stuck here forever.
****.
That's right around the time Heather's killed.
Or is supposed to be killed.
Where?
The Halloween Carnival. At Billy's.
That they always broadcast.
That's it. That's how we'll get you home.
We'll hijack the live broadcast at the boardwalk. Okay.
Meet me at Billy's after school.
We have to make sure this thing works so we can get you home tonight.
Okay, well, I can't go home until I stop the killer.
Okay, well, if we don't send you home tonight,
brush up on your Reaganomics because we have a social studies test on Wednesday.
Ugh.
Come on!
Hey! Hey!
Too horny! Too soon!
Whew. Wait, that smells bad.
Oh.
Okay, um, um...
Oh, God, if this is a body.
Thank God.
Get away!
Fine.
Take whatever you want. Just please leave the ThunderCats.
I don't want your video games.
Those are the only things worthwhile.
Why were you parked outside Tiffany's party?
I wanted to go.
I sat outside listening to Meat Loaf, trying to build up the courage, but...
I know people think I'm scary, but I'm not a killer.
- Oh. - What's going on?
Doug.
Only hall monitors are allowed outdoors during school hours.
Uh, we were, um, we were just...
Video games much?
Uh, yeah.
I know it's nerdy, but I want to make them someday.
You ever play Death Wish 3?
The graphics are amazing.
When you kill someone, they explode into pink mist.
We should go inside.
It's not safe out here.
You guys are safe with me.
- I took karate for eight years. - Where?
Tom's Dojo at the mall.
And the police cruise by here, like, every two minutes.
I wouldn't trust Sheriff Lim to solve anything.
He was convinced it was Eddie even after I told him there was no way.
I know it wasn't Eddie, but how do you know it wasn't Eddie?
He told me all about that night, how he was making out with Tiffany
Yeah, let's-let's not make that the lesson.
- Hey. - Hey. You catch the killer yet?
No. Is the photo booth working?
No.
There's a super futuristic generator in here, but it's busted.
There's no way this thing can generate enough force to power the time machine.
That's the time machine? Just that?
Imagine this is a computer and this is the power button.
Okay, so we need a new power button.
Yep, one that can generate a shit ton of force,
enough to basically disrupt gravity.
Like the Quantum Drop?
And here we are back on Earth.
Thank you so much for riding the Quantum Drop.
Please save your vomit for outside the ride
and enjoy the rest of your day at Billy's Boardwalk.
Hey. Uh, we've been sent by the city.
We got to shut down the ride.
One of the, uh, exterior panels...
Quantum Drop goes down, Ned goes on break.
That's all you had to say.
Oh. He really just left.
God, the '80s are wild.
Okay.
I'm good here. You go catch the killer.
- Okay. Good luck. - Thanks.
So, as I told Pam, I'm psychic.
And I thought Heather was gonna be killed tonight
at the Halloween Carnival in the parking lot,
but since she's already dead, he's probably gonna go after Marisa.
- Oh, my God. - Or me.
If your visions are wrong, then anything can happen.
Yeah, I mean, no one's safe, so if anyone wants to leave, do it now.
I want to catch him.
Even if he does kill Marisa and the rest of us live...
Oh, Jesus.
...I don't want to go my whole life knowing that that psycho killed my friends
and he's still out there.
Me either. Let's break this mother****er, huh?
- I-I really don't want to be the bait. - You're gonna be okay.
Now, the second you see him, press this.
It's a rape alarm. It's insanely loud.
And if you get scared at all...
Oh. Okay.
All right. No. Uh...
Now you know how it works.
But what if he slits her throat before she has a chance to press the rape button?
- What the ****? - I don't know.
That's not his M.O. The killer always stabs his victims 16 times.
Okay, that does not make me feel better.
You're gonna be fine.
Just-just walk to the Dollhouse of Horrors
as if you're planning to meet someone there to blow them.
- Blow them. - Yeah, you do it all the time.
Yeah.
- And we'll be right there waiting. - Okay.
You're just gonna go blow somebody.
That's all.
Casual beej in the Dollhouse of Horrors.
You got this.
♪ Under blue moon, I saw you ♪
♪ So soon you'll take me Up in your arms... ♪
Act natural.
Just in case the killer is following you instead of Marisa.
- We don't want to... - Kara!
- Oh, my God. - What are you doing here?
It's Halloween. Where is everyone?
I feel like you guys have been avoiding me since the cabin.
Blake turned everyone against me.
- Uh, no. - No.
- No, no, no, no. We've, um... - Mm-mm.
- They're on the roller coaster. - Mm-hmm.
And-and Jamie, she wasn't feeling well.
Yeah, stomach bug.
It's weird, everyone asked me where I was when Heather was killed,
but no one started dying until you got here.
♪ The killing moon ♪
♪ Will come too soon ♪
♪ Fate ♪
♪ Up against your will ♪
♪ Through the thick and thin ♪
♪ He will wait until ♪
Hey, hey.
♪ You give yourself to him ♪
Oh, my God.
I saw Marisa.
I just remembered I saw her on the boardwalk Halloween night.
And the killer was following her.
- We need to get Jamie out of there. - Yes, I'm-I'm very aware.
Get the metal conductor.
Okay.
Going down?
I hate this place.
Randy?
I'm here.
I hate this place!
Ew.
Oh, I have those panties.
Oh. Oh, no.
Randy?
Are you in here?
I'm all alone in the kitchen.
And I'm ready to blow you.
Shit.
Rape alarm! Rape alarm!
I got the knife! Oh, shit.
Shit.
- Randy! - Jamie, look out!
I told you I wasn't the killer!
- That thing is real? - Yeah, my dad gave it to me.
There's a killer on the loose.
We did it.
We stopped him.
Doug?
Why would Doug want to kill us?
Dork Summers beat the shit of me?
He took karate.
- At Tom's Dojo. - But we've never done anything to Doug.
Wait, what is that?
Nerd jewelry.
Is that a locket?
Fat Trish!
Why does he have a picture of Fat Trish?
They were boyfriend and girlfriend.
Remember on the class trip that we took to the Field Museum?
They got their braces stuck together
because they were making out in the back of the bus.
But that's crazy.
He hunted you down and murdered you because you made fun of his girlfriend?
Oh, my God.
He must have known about the sleepover.
What sleepover?
The night she died, we...
There was a rumor that Trish had *** with Coach Zane.
We wanted to know if it was true,
so Tiffany invited her over and got her really drunk.
- Have another. - Oh, my God.
She denied it, but Tiffany kept asking,
and she started crying and then locked herself in Tiffany's room.
Leave me alone!
And she must have called Doug.
And then... and then she left.
You got her drunk and let her drive home?
We tried to stop her, but she was too upset.
Jamie!
Oh, my God.
It was Doug? Oh, we need to go right now.
I got it working, but your phone's almost dead.
How could you do that?
You killed someone.
No, I didn't.
Yes, you did.
You pretended to be her friend, bullied her,
got her wasted and then let her drive home!
Pam wasn't there.
Tiff and I got in a fight over the summer.
We didn't talk for months.
I would never do something like that.
Do you just think that I'm some sort of monster?
Jamie, we really need to go.
Then why would Doug promise to kill you one day?
- He didn't. - He was going to.
He was gonna leave a note.
This note.
Okay, well, it doesn't matter now, right? He's dead.
Daddy gave me this, too!
Mother****er!
He's from the future!
I ****ed up his mask.
That's adult Doug!
You killed Doug. There is no adult Doug anymore.
And how the hell did he even get here?
Amelia.
Oh, my God.
Amelia?
Amelia? Amelia, can you hear me?
Oh, my God! ****!
Run! Run! Run!
Run!
Are you sure the Quantum Drop works?
As long as KZFD keeps broadcasting live.
And for KZFD, this is Norm Dubasage
- wishing you a happy Hallow... - Don't stop filming!
The killer's here! Keep rolling!
One moment, folks.
There appears to be some sort of foot chase,
and a young woman just gave me a warn...
Oh, my God.
Don't stop!
Keep rolling! Keep rolling!
Holy shit, he just got stabbed in the head!
I can't leave yet. I haven't stopped him. My mom...
You have to go now or you never will.
I'll send you back earlier in the day.
That way, you can at least save your mom in the future.
This control pod is the only place that's not affected by the centrifugal force.
Once it's up to speed, you have to stay in here.
What happens if you fall out?
You'd get thrown against the wall
with the same force as a rocket launch and probably explode.
Good luck. Tell my daughter I said hi.
- Give my mom this. - Okay.
- Bye. - Bye.
Go.
Go! Get out of here!
Go! Get out!
Get out!
- It's gonna take him with you! - Better than leaving him here!
Go!
Mom! No!
- What are you doing here? - I don't know.
You had this vision I was supposed to be in the Quantum Drop for a big moment.
I think that moment was connected to you.
Me and you have been in here before.
Let's get this ****er!
No.
No!
You killed my mom!
Twice. It seems.
And your own dad.
That was just a bonus.
I'm still alive in 1987.
Now that Chris won't have to deal with a piece-of-shit dad
who cares more about his legacy than his own ****ing son!
My mom never got a note in her locker in 1987.
You wrote it after she died.
Why would you do this?
Continue the story.
It's hard to sustain interest in three kills 35 years ago.
But now the Sweet 16 Killer's back,
and he's a bogeyman.
He could be anywhere at any time.
Can't be killed.
He's Michael ****ing Myers!
And I'm the expert.
Although, I had no idea the original killer was Doug,
so thank you for that.
The more people care about the Sweet 16 murders,
the more famous I become.
Maybe one day I'll get a Pulitzer.
No one's ever gonna know about you because you are gonna die in my time machine!
Not if I'm in the center!
I have both knives.
You shouldn't have time-traveled.
And you shouldn't have messed with my family!
Enjoy the ride.
Huh.
Pink mist.
Time is like a river.
- You're out, *****! - I'm Jamie. From Canada.
Nobody wants to hear you talk about how much you love your mom, okay?
Man, Canada, you're a little stressed, huh?
I was trying to stop it.
And I like your jacket.
That's exactly what a chick would say.
I'm gonna show her just how brilliant she really is.
Stay safe, honey. I love you.
Mom.
Mom?
Mom? Mom?
Mom?
Mom!
Honey?
- Honey? - Oh, Mom.
Oh, Mom, you're okay.
I love you.
I love you, too. What happened, sweetheart?
- Hey, whoa, what's going on? - Dad!
Hey, what-what happened?
Baby, why-why is your face bloody?
Um, I got in a bike accident.
- Oh, my God. - Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
What are you guys doing here?
What do you mean what are they doing here?
The whole crew comes every year for Halloween.
- Right. Right. - Yeah.
That's why you're, um, dressed like Molly Ringwald.
What? No, I'm not in my Halloween costume yet.
No, no.
No, no, this year, your mom and I are going as Mr. and Mrs. Smith.
Huh?
Yeah, that's right.
Can I talk to you outside for a second?
Sorry.
I really wanted to be at the Quantum Drop when you got there,
but I got the time wrong.
You can invent time travel, but you can't remember daylight savings.
I'm glad to know I won't need this.
Oh, my God, you brought a gun?
I didn't know who was coming out of that ride.
I waited 35 years to see who won that fight.
There's a lot to catch you up on.
Yeah.
Everything that's different.
I-I had to guess at some things obviously, but I think I got the big stuff.
Hey. Sorry I'm late.
Jason and Veronica are on their way.
What are you guys doing out here?
Helping her with some science homework.
We'll be in in a second.
Nice fake blood.
- Looks real. - Thank you.
Who was that?
Yeah, so... remember how you were trying to keep your parents apart in high school?
You didn't. They got together immediately,
and that is your 34-year-old brother.
Oh, my God, why does that keep happening?
And his name is Jamie.
We're both named Jamie?
Colette, honey, can you help your brother set the table?
- Yeah, I'll be right in. - Okay.
Oh, and your grandmother called.
She sends her love and she can't wait to see you at Thanksgiving.
Mm.
You better get to reading.
Yeah.
****ing time travel.
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♪ You gotta make like you wanna ♪
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♪ And then a little bit o' soul ♪
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