1 00:00:42,742 --> 00:00:47,480 Before time began, there was the Cube. 2 00:00:48,140 --> 00:00:50,150 We know not where it comes from, 3 00:00:50,250 --> 00:00:56,489 only that it holds the power to create worlds and fill them with life. 4 00:00:56,990 --> 00:01:00,930 That is how our race was born. 5 00:01:00,193 --> 00:01:02,662 For a time, we lived in harmony, 6 00:01:02,762 --> 00:01:09,336 but like all great power, some wanted it for good, others for evil. 7 00:01:09,803 --> 00:01:12,572 And so began the war, 8 00:01:12,672 --> 00:01:17,711 a war that ravaged our planet until it was consumed by death, 9 00:01:18,244 --> 00:01:22,949 and the Cube was lost to the far reaches of space. 10 00:01:23,616 --> 00:01:29,356 We scattered across the galaxy, hoping to find it and rebuild our home, 11 00:01:29,456 --> 00:01:33,960 searching every star, every world. 12 00:01:34,494 --> 00:01:40,433 And just when all hope seemed lost, message of a new discovery drew us 13 00:01:40,533 --> 00:01:44,971 to an unknown planet called Earth. 14 00:01:51,845 --> 00:01:54,247 But we were already too late. 15 00:02:07,761 --> 00:02:09,796 Oh, God, five months of this. 16 00:02:09,896 --> 00:02:12,399 I can't wait to get a little taste of home. 17 00:02:12,499 --> 00:02:14,534 A plate of mama's alligators  Бtouff Бe. 18 00:02:14,634 --> 00:02:16,803 You've been talking about barbecued 'gators and crickets 19 00:02:16,903 --> 00:02:20,730 for the last two weeks. I'm never going to your mama's house, Fig. I promise. 20 00:02:20,173 --> 00:02:23,476 But Bobby, Bobby, 'gators are known to have the most succulent meat. 21 00:02:23,576 --> 00:02:24,644 I understand. 22 00:02:28,281 --> 00:02:30,517 English, please. English. 23 00:02:30,650 --> 00:02:34,320 I mean, how many times have we... We don't speak Spanish. I told you that. 24 00:02:34,421 --> 00:02:36,623 Why you got to ruin it for me, man? That's my heritage. 25 00:02:39,426 --> 00:02:40,660 Go with the Spanish. Whatever. 26 00:02:40,760 --> 00:02:45,799 Hey, you guys remember weekends? Huh? The Sox at Fenway. 27 00:02:45,899 --> 00:02:48,568 - Cold hotdog and a flat beer. - Perfect day. 28 00:02:49,636 --> 00:02:52,639 What about you, Captain? You got a perfect day? 29 00:02:52,972 --> 00:02:55,775 I just can't wait to hold my baby girl for the first time. 30 00:02:55,875 --> 00:02:57,377 - He's adorable. - That's too... 31 00:02:57,477 --> 00:02:58,445 Shut up! 32 00:03:17,397 --> 00:03:19,366 Hey, I'm ready to do this. 33 00:03:19,799 --> 00:03:22,369 Hey, any of y'all grow some balls, come see me on the court, man. 34 00:03:22,469 --> 00:03:23,570 Hey, hey! 35 00:03:26,606 --> 00:03:27,874 Watch this crossover, baby. 36 00:03:27,974 --> 00:03:31,144 Like Jordan in his prime, pushing through the front line. 37 00:03:31,978 --> 00:03:34,147 - Step aside, ladies. - Oh, man. What? 38 00:03:34,247 --> 00:03:36,516 - Lennox! - Hey, what are you doing? 39 00:03:36,616 --> 00:03:39,219 - Water? - Thank you. 40 00:03:39,452 --> 00:03:40,887 Are you gonna help me with the gear? 41 00:03:48,280 --> 00:03:52,365 Colonel Sharp, we have an inbound unidentified infiltrator, 10 miles out. 42 00:03:57,137 --> 00:04:01,608 Unidentified aircraft, you are in restricted US military airspace. 43 00:04:01,708 --> 00:04:04,511 Squawk ident and proceed east out of the area. 44 00:04:06,746 --> 00:04:10,450 Raptors one and two, snap to heading two-five-zero to intercept. 45 00:04:10,550 --> 00:04:13,386 Bogie is in the weeds ten miles out, not squawking. 46 00:04:18,124 --> 00:04:23,290 Unidentified aircraft, we will escort you to US SOCCENT airbase. 47 00:04:23,129 --> 00:04:26,266 If you do not comply, we will use deadly force. 48 00:04:28,134 --> 00:04:29,569 Copy the bogie. 49 00:04:29,669 --> 00:04:32,238 Tail 4500 X-ray. 50 00:04:32,339 --> 00:04:34,808 Sir, says here 4500 X was shot down three months ago. 51 00:04:34,908 --> 00:04:36,743 - Afghanistan. - That's got to be a mistake. 52 00:04:36,843 --> 00:04:38,912 - Check again, then recheck. - I did, sir. 53 00:04:39,120 --> 00:04:40,980 A friend of mine was on that chopper. 54 00:04:41,781 --> 00:04:45,585 Unidentified aircraft, we will escort you to US SOCCENT airbase. 55 00:04:47,821 --> 00:04:51,240 - Radar, where's the inbound? - Bogie's five miles out, sir. 56 00:04:54,561 --> 00:04:56,262 - My wife on? - Yes, Captain. 57 00:04:58,631 --> 00:05:00,266 - My ladies! - Look. 58 00:05:00,600 --> 00:05:02,369 Oh, my goodness. Look at her. She's getting so big. 59 00:05:02,469 --> 00:05:05,605 Look at those cheeks. I just wanna chew on them. 60 00:05:05,905 --> 00:05:07,440 Baby, we made a good-looking kid. 61 00:05:07,540 --> 00:05:09,676 I know that people say that all the time, 62 00:05:09,776 --> 00:05:12,145 but, wow, we made one good-Iooking kid. Nice work. 63 00:05:12,245 --> 00:05:14,140 She has your laugh. 64 00:05:14,114 --> 00:05:16,716 - She laughed? - Her first one, yeah. 65 00:05:16,816 --> 00:05:19,753 You sure she didn't just fart? 66 00:05:19,853 --> 00:05:21,654 No, she's a lady. 67 00:05:21,755 --> 00:05:24,257 She doesn't know you yet, but she will. 68 00:05:26,192 --> 00:05:28,661 4500 X. Something's not right. 69 00:05:33,700 --> 00:05:35,402 Bogie's on the deck. 70 00:05:35,869 --> 00:05:38,638 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Radar's jammed. 71 00:05:40,140 --> 00:05:42,800 It's coming from the chopper. 72 00:05:42,409 --> 00:05:44,678 - Will? - Sarah? 73 00:05:44,778 --> 00:05:48,181 Hey, Sarah, if you can hear me, I love you and I'll be home soon. 74 00:05:48,181 --> 00:05:48,615 Hey, Sarah, if you can hear me, I love you and I'll be home soon. 75 00:05:51,718 --> 00:05:54,320 - To the right. Go to the right. - Check fire. 76 00:05:58,158 --> 00:06:01,394 MH-53 pilot, power down now. 77 00:06:05,265 --> 00:06:07,767 Have your crew step out or we will kill you. 78 00:06:16,776 --> 00:06:19,612 Hold your fire! Stand by to engage! 79 00:06:26,720 --> 00:06:27,854 My God. 80 00:06:44,504 --> 00:06:48,141 They bombed the antenna farm! We're under attack! 81 00:07:16,200 --> 00:07:18,338 Go! Move! Move! 82 00:07:25,278 --> 00:07:26,980 It's going after the files! 83 00:07:27,800 --> 00:07:28,448 Cut the hard lines! 84 00:07:28,548 --> 00:07:30,483 I need a key! It's locked! 85 00:07:32,352 --> 00:07:34,200 Move! Move! 86 00:07:39,325 --> 00:07:41,728 Here, come here! Come here! 87 00:07:57,770 --> 00:07:58,778 Here, hide in here! 88 00:07:59,112 --> 00:08:00,980 Oh, my God. Okay. 89 00:08:02,649 --> 00:08:03,650 No! 90 00:08:05,452 --> 00:08:06,419 Oh! 91 00:08:16,396 --> 00:08:18,231 What the... 92 00:08:27,107 --> 00:08:28,942 Epps, let's go! 93 00:08:49,950 --> 00:08:51,398 Okay, Mr. Witwicky, you're up. 94 00:08:52,265 --> 00:08:54,134 Sorry, I got a lot of stuff. 95 00:08:54,234 --> 00:08:55,435 Watch. 96 00:08:55,568 --> 00:08:56,536 Okay. 97 00:08:57,971 --> 00:08:59,239 For my family... 98 00:08:59,339 --> 00:09:03,777 Who did... Who did that? People! Responsibility. 99 00:09:07,800 --> 00:09:08,480 Okay. 100 00:09:09,616 --> 00:09:11,184 So, for my family genealogy report, 101 00:09:11,284 --> 00:09:14,421 I decided to do it on my great-great-grandfather, 102 00:09:14,788 --> 00:09:17,757 who was a famous man, Captain Archibald Witwicky. 103 00:09:18,191 --> 00:09:19,259 Very famous explorer. 104 00:09:19,359 --> 00:09:25,799 In fact, he was one of the first to explore the Arctic Circle, which is a big deal. 105 00:09:27,634 --> 00:09:33,106 In 1897, he took 41 brave sailors straight into the Arctic Shelf. 106 00:09:34,400 --> 00:09:38,211 Move faster, men! Move! Chop! Heave! 107 00:09:38,378 --> 00:09:43,717 The ice is freezing faster than it's melting! Chop faster! Heave, men! 108 00:09:44,170 --> 00:09:48,655 Heave! No sacrifice, no victory! 109 00:09:48,788 --> 00:09:51,157 We'll get to the Arctic Circle, lads! 110 00:09:52,125 --> 00:09:54,361 So that's the story, right? 111 00:09:54,461 --> 00:09:56,663 And here we have some of the basic instruments and tools 112 00:09:56,763 --> 00:09:58,598 used by 19th-century seamen. 113 00:09:59,966 --> 00:10:01,901 This here is the quadrant, which you can get for 80 bucks. 114 00:10:02,200 --> 00:10:03,303 It's all for sale, by the way. 115 00:10:03,403 --> 00:10:08,108 Like the ***tant here. $50 for this, which is a bargain. 116 00:10:08,308 --> 00:10:10,677 These are pretty cool. These are my grandfather's glasses. 117 00:10:10,777 --> 00:10:13,513 I haven't quite gotten them appraised yet, but they've seen many cool things. 118 00:10:13,613 --> 00:10:15,849 Are you going to sell me his liver? 119 00:10:15,982 --> 00:10:18,551 Mr. Witwicky, this isn't show and sell. It's the 11th grade. 120 00:10:18,651 --> 00:10:19,753 I don't think your grandfather would be 121 00:10:19,853 --> 00:10:21,870 particularly proud of what you're doing. 122 00:10:21,187 --> 00:10:24,424 I know. I'm sorry. I just, you know, this is all going towards my car fund. 123 00:10:24,524 --> 00:10:26,593 You can tell your folks. It's on eBay. I take PayPal. 124 00:10:26,693 --> 00:10:28,280 Cold hard cash works, too. 125 00:10:28,128 --> 00:10:30,430 And the compass makes a great gift for Columbus Day. 126 00:10:30,530 --> 00:10:31,865 - Sam! - Sorry. 127 00:10:32,980 --> 00:10:33,800 Unfortunately, my great-great-grandfather, 128 00:10:33,900 --> 00:10:38,738 the genius that he was, wound up going blind and crazy in a psycho ward, 129 00:10:38,838 --> 00:10:40,600 drawing these strange symbols 130 00:10:40,106 --> 00:10:42,575 and babbling on about some giant ice man 131 00:10:42,676 --> 00:10:44,344 that he thought he'd discovered. 132 00:10:44,444 --> 00:10:48,281 Okay. Might be a pop quiz tomorrow. Might not. 133 00:10:48,381 --> 00:10:50,684 - Sleep in fear tonight. - Here, you want? Here, 50. 40? 30? 134 00:10:50,784 --> 00:10:53,119 - Sam? - Yeah. Sorry, sorry. 135 00:10:53,219 --> 00:10:55,789 Okay. Pretty good, right? 136 00:10:57,223 --> 00:11:00,126 I'd say a solid B- . 137 00:11:01,828 --> 00:11:02,829 A B-? 138 00:11:02,929 --> 00:11:04,964 You were hawking your great-grandfather's crap 139 00:11:05,650 --> 00:11:06,232 - in my classroom. - No, kids enjoy... 140 00:11:06,332 --> 00:11:07,567 - Look, can you do me a favor? - What? 141 00:11:07,667 --> 00:11:10,300 Can you look out the window for a second? You see my father? 142 00:11:10,103 --> 00:11:11,671 - He's the guy in the green car. - Yeah. 143 00:11:11,771 --> 00:11:14,407 Okay, I wanna tell you about a dream. A boy's dream. 144 00:11:14,507 --> 00:11:16,276 And a man's promise to that boy. 145 00:11:16,376 --> 00:11:19,212 He looked at me in the eye. He said, "Son, I'm gonna buy you a car. 146 00:11:19,312 --> 00:11:21,581 "But I want you to bring me $2,000 and three As." 147 00:11:21,681 --> 00:11:23,817 Okay? I got the 2,000 and I got two As. 148 00:11:23,917 --> 00:11:27,987 Okay? Here's the dream. Your B- . Dream gone. Kaput. 149 00:11:28,855 --> 00:11:32,892 Sir, just ask yourself, what would Jesus do? 150 00:11:34,327 --> 00:11:35,628 Yes! Yes, yes. 151 00:11:37,163 --> 00:11:38,131 So? 152 00:11:38,465 --> 00:11:39,432 A- . It's an A, though. 153 00:11:39,532 --> 00:11:41,301 Wait, wait, wait. I can't see. It's an A. 154 00:11:41,401 --> 00:11:43,103 - So I'm good? - You're good. 155 00:11:43,870 --> 00:11:47,107 - I got a little surprise for you, son. - What kind of... 156 00:11:47,440 --> 00:11:49,442 Yeah, a little surprise. 157 00:11:50,477 --> 00:11:54,800 No. No, no, no, no. Dad! 158 00:11:55,480 --> 00:11:56,549 - Oh, you got to be kidding me. - See? 159 00:11:56,649 --> 00:11:59,586 Yeah. I am. You're not getting a Porsche. 160 00:12:02,789 --> 00:12:04,958 - You think that's funny? - Yeah, I think it's funny. 161 00:12:05,580 --> 00:12:06,526 - What's wrong with you? - You think I'd really get you 162 00:12:06,626 --> 00:12:09,295 a Porsche for your first car? 163 00:12:09,396 --> 00:12:11,598 I don't want to talk to you for the rest of this whole thing. 164 00:12:11,698 --> 00:12:15,201 - Oh, come on. It's just a practical joke. - It's not a funny joke. 165 00:12:17,837 --> 00:12:19,806 - Manny! - What? 166 00:12:20,740 --> 00:12:22,375 Get your cousin out of that damn clown suit. 167 00:12:22,475 --> 00:12:23,576 He's having a heat stroke again. 168 00:12:23,677 --> 00:12:24,744 Scaring white folks. 169 00:12:24,844 --> 00:12:26,746 I'm hot! Makeup's melting. It hurts my eyes. 170 00:12:27,547 --> 00:12:30,183 Here? No, no, no, what is this? You said... You said half a car, 171 00:12:30,283 --> 00:12:31,851 not half a piece of crap, Dad. 172 00:12:31,985 --> 00:12:34,320 When I was your age, I'd have been happy with four wheels and an engine. 173 00:12:34,421 --> 00:12:35,889 Okay, let me explain something to you. Okay? 174 00:12:35,989 --> 00:12:37,323 - You ever see 40-Year-Old Virgin? - Yeah. 175 00:12:37,424 --> 00:12:40,527 Okay, that's what this is. And this is 50-year-old virgin. 176 00:12:40,627 --> 00:12:42,395 - Okay. - You want me to live that life? 177 00:12:42,495 --> 00:12:44,698 - No sacrifice, no victory. - Yeah, no victory. You know, I got it. 178 00:12:44,798 --> 00:12:46,660 - The old Witwicky motto, Dad. - Right. 179 00:12:46,166 --> 00:12:47,233 Gentlemen. 180 00:12:48,301 --> 00:12:52,105 Bobby Bolivia, like the country, except without the runs. 181 00:12:52,205 --> 00:12:53,306 How can I help you? 182 00:12:53,406 --> 00:12:56,176 Well, my son here, looking to buy his first car. 183 00:12:57,770 --> 00:12:59,179 - You come to see me? - I had to. 184 00:12:59,279 --> 00:13:03,650 That practically makes us family. Uncle Bobby B, baby. Uncle Bobby B. 185 00:13:03,750 --> 00:13:06,119 - Sam. - Sam, let me talk to you. 186 00:13:06,553 --> 00:13:11,910 Sam, your first enchilada of freedom awaits underneath one of those hoods. 187 00:13:11,858 --> 00:13:15,195 Let me tell you something, son. A driver don't pick the car. 188 00:13:15,562 --> 00:13:17,230 The car'll pick the driver. 189 00:13:17,330 --> 00:13:20,133 It's a mystical bond between man and machine. 190 00:13:20,233 --> 00:13:23,136 Son, I'm a lot of things, but a liar's not one of them. 191 00:13:23,236 --> 00:13:27,774 Especially not in front of my mammy. That's my mammy. Hey, Mammy! 192 00:13:29,542 --> 00:13:32,545 Don't be like that. If I had a rock, I'd bust your head, *****. 193 00:13:32,645 --> 00:13:34,714 I tell you, man, she deaf, you know? 194 00:13:37,384 --> 00:13:42,355 Well, over here, every piece of car a man might want or need. 195 00:13:42,455 --> 00:13:43,890 This ain't bad. 196 00:13:45,191 --> 00:13:47,227 - This one's got racing stripes. - Yeah. 197 00:13:47,327 --> 00:13:48,661 It got racing... 198 00:13:49,295 --> 00:13:51,164 Yeah, what's this? What the heck is this? 199 00:13:51,264 --> 00:13:53,330 I don't know nothing about this car. 200 00:13:53,133 --> 00:13:54,367 - Manny! - What? 201 00:13:54,467 --> 00:13:57,700 What is this? This car! Check it out! 202 00:13:57,170 --> 00:13:59,673 I don't know, boss! I've never seen it! That's loco! 203 00:13:59,773 --> 00:14:02,275 Don't go Ricky Ricardo on me, Manny! Find out! 204 00:14:02,375 --> 00:14:03,910 Feels good. 205 00:14:06,846 --> 00:14:08,481 - How much? - Well, 206 00:14:10,350 --> 00:14:13,453 considering the semi-classic nature of the vehicle, 207 00:14:13,553 --> 00:14:15,355 with the slick wheels and the custom paint job... 208 00:14:15,455 --> 00:14:19,526 - Yeah, but the paint's faded. - Yeah, but it's custom. 209 00:14:19,626 --> 00:14:20,660 It's custom faded? 210 00:14:20,760 --> 00:14:23,530 Well, this is your first car. I wouldn't expect you to understand. 211 00:14:23,630 --> 00:14:26,433 - Five grand. - No, I'm not paying over four. Sorry. 212 00:14:26,833 --> 00:14:28,435 Kid, come on, get out. Get out the car. 213 00:14:28,535 --> 00:14:30,103 No, no, no. You said cars pick their drivers. 214 00:14:30,203 --> 00:14:33,406 Well, sometimes they pick a driver with a cheap-*** father. Out the car. 215 00:14:33,506 --> 00:14:36,676 Now, this one here for four Gs is a beaut. 216 00:14:36,776 --> 00:14:38,912 There's a Fiesta with racing stripes over there. 217 00:14:39,120 --> 00:14:41,614 No, I don't want a Fiesta with racing stripes. 218 00:14:41,715 --> 00:14:43,750 This is a classic engine right here. 219 00:14:43,850 --> 00:14:46,186 I sold a car the other day... 220 00:14:48,221 --> 00:14:49,656 Gee. Holy cow. 221 00:14:49,756 --> 00:14:51,191 - No, no, no. No worries. - You all right? 222 00:14:51,291 --> 00:14:55,610 I'll get a sledgehammer and knock this right out. Hey, hey, Manny! 223 00:14:55,161 --> 00:14:56,830 Get your clown cousin and get some hammers 224 00:14:56,930 --> 00:14:59,650 and come bang this stuff out, baby! 225 00:15:00,133 --> 00:15:01,101 ... greater than man... 226 00:15:01,201 --> 00:15:04,304 That one's my favorite, drove all the way from Alabammy. 227 00:15:21,554 --> 00:15:22,522 $4,000. 228 00:15:35,201 --> 00:15:36,336 Steve. 229 00:15:36,436 --> 00:15:38,338 Hello, Mr. Secretary. 230 00:15:40,340 --> 00:15:41,941 They're so young. 231 00:15:42,420 --> 00:15:44,177 They're the top subject matter experts, sir. 232 00:15:44,277 --> 00:15:46,546 NSA's recruiting right out of high school these days. 233 00:15:46,646 --> 00:15:50,160 Guys, that's the Secretary of Defense. 234 00:15:51,351 --> 00:15:53,119 I am so underdressed. 235 00:15:53,219 --> 00:15:56,222 Ladies and gentlemen, the Secretary of Defense. 236 00:15:58,910 --> 00:15:59,759 Please be seated. 237 00:16:01,940 --> 00:16:02,796 I'm John Keller. 238 00:16:02,896 --> 00:16:06,166 Obviously, you're wondering why you're here, so these are the facts. 239 00:16:07,534 --> 00:16:09,436 At 1900 local time yesterday, 240 00:16:09,536 --> 00:16:12,739 the SOCCENT Forward Operations Base in Qatar was attacked. 241 00:16:12,939 --> 00:16:16,209 So far as we know, there were no survivors. 242 00:16:16,576 --> 00:16:19,913 The objective of the attack was to hack our military network. 243 00:16:20,513 --> 00:16:22,148 We're not sure exactly what they're after, 244 00:16:22,248 --> 00:16:25,685 but we do know that they were cut off during the assault, 245 00:16:25,785 --> 00:16:29,656 which would lead us to assume that they're going to try it again. 246 00:16:30,900 --> 00:16:33,590 Now, no one's taken responsibility for the attack. 247 00:16:33,159 --> 00:16:37,163 And the only real lead we have so far is this sound. 248 00:16:43,837 --> 00:16:46,439 That's the signal that hacked our network. 249 00:16:47,907 --> 00:16:51,110 NSA's working at full capacity to analyze it 250 00:16:51,111 --> 00:16:52,579 and intercept further communications, 251 00:16:52,679 --> 00:16:55,482 but we need your help to find out who did this. 252 00:16:55,582 --> 00:16:59,786 Now, you've all shown considerable ability in the area of signals analysis. 253 00:17:00,253 --> 00:17:02,489 We're on a hair-trigger here, people. 254 00:17:03,560 --> 00:17:05,191 The President has dispatched battle groups 255 00:17:05,291 --> 00:17:09,462 to the Arabian Gulf and Yellow Sea. This is as real as it's ever gonna get. 256 00:17:09,562 --> 00:17:11,197 Now I'm gonna leave you to your officer-in-charge. 257 00:17:11,297 --> 00:17:14,200 You'll break up into teams and you'll start your work. 258 00:17:14,300 --> 00:17:15,835 Good luck to us all. 259 00:17:25,278 --> 00:17:28,715 All right, Mojo. I got the car. Now I need the girl. 260 00:17:30,750 --> 00:17:34,421 I need money to take out the girl is what I need. 261 00:17:34,587 --> 00:17:35,655 Zero bids. 262 00:17:37,123 --> 00:17:39,426 Great. Broke. 263 00:17:39,526 --> 00:17:41,895 Come on, Mojo. You want your pain pills? 264 00:17:43,897 --> 00:17:45,198 No. Premature. 265 00:17:45,298 --> 00:17:46,633 Good. What's up? 266 00:17:46,733 --> 00:17:49,569 Nothing. You know, just driving my car. Driving my car. 267 00:17:50,670 --> 00:17:51,838 It's like clockwork. 268 00:17:51,938 --> 00:17:53,540 All right, I know you get wasted on these things, 269 00:17:53,640 --> 00:17:56,710 but if you piss in my bed again, you're sleeping outside. Okay? 270 00:17:56,810 --> 00:17:59,112 That's it for today. No more. Crackhead. 271 00:17:59,212 --> 00:18:03,316 - Ron, this one is uneven. - Yeah. Probably. 272 00:18:03,416 --> 00:18:04,617 This one is wobbly. 273 00:18:04,718 --> 00:18:08,822 - Yeah. I'll take care of that real soon. - Couldn't we have hired a professional? 274 00:18:08,922 --> 00:18:10,560 - Sam... - What? 275 00:18:10,156 --> 00:18:12,726 I do not like footprints on my grass. 276 00:18:12,826 --> 00:18:15,280 - What foot... There's no footprints. - That's why I built my path. 277 00:18:15,128 --> 00:18:16,830 So why don't you go from my grass onto my path, okay? 278 00:18:16,930 --> 00:18:19,650 - It's family grass, Dad. - Well, when you own your own grass, 279 00:18:19,165 --> 00:18:21,267 - you'll understand. - This... I can't do it anymore. 280 00:18:21,368 --> 00:18:23,470 - You're putting girl jewelry on a boy dog. - What? 281 00:18:23,570 --> 00:18:25,739 He's got enough self-esteem issues as a Chihuahua, Mom. 282 00:18:25,839 --> 00:18:27,407 That's his bling. 283 00:18:27,774 --> 00:18:29,709 I want you home at 11:00! 284 00:18:29,809 --> 00:18:31,678 - Yeah, all right. - 11:00! 285 00:18:31,778 --> 00:18:33,913 Please, for the love of God, drive safely. 286 00:18:34,140 --> 00:18:35,248 Seat belt on! 287 00:18:42,188 --> 00:18:45,225 Wow. You are so cheap. 288 00:18:46,493 --> 00:18:49,329 Well, it's his first car. Supposed to be like that. 289 00:18:54,200 --> 00:18:59,739 At this time, we can't confirm whether there were any survivors. 290 00:19:00,273 --> 00:19:01,241 Oh, my God. 291 00:19:01,341 --> 00:19:03,176 Our bases worldwide are, as of now, at DEFCON Delta, 292 00:19:03,276 --> 00:19:05,412 our highest readiness level. 293 00:19:06,713 --> 00:19:08,448 We're dealing with a very effective weapons system 294 00:19:08,548 --> 00:19:10,917 that we have not come across before. 295 00:19:11,840 --> 00:19:14,540 But our prayers are with the families of the brave men and women... 296 00:19:14,287 --> 00:19:15,989 Honey, Daddy's gonna be okay. 297 00:19:17,290 --> 00:19:19,826 I've never seen a weapons system like this. 298 00:19:20,930 --> 00:19:22,796 The thermal shows this weird aura around the exoskeleton 299 00:19:22,896 --> 00:19:25,999 like it's cloaked by some kind of invisible force field. 300 00:19:26,166 --> 00:19:28,401 That's impossible. There's no such thing as invisible force fields 301 00:19:28,501 --> 00:19:30,670 except in, like, comic book stuff, right? 302 00:19:30,770 --> 00:19:32,720 - Man, I don't know. - What is that? 303 00:19:32,272 --> 00:19:34,341 My mama, she had the gift, you know? 304 00:19:34,441 --> 00:19:37,410 She saw things. I got the gene, too, 305 00:19:37,811 --> 00:19:41,481 and that thing that attacked us? I got a feeling it ain't over. 306 00:19:42,315 --> 00:19:44,840 How about you use those magic voodoo powers 307 00:19:44,184 --> 00:19:45,785 and get us the hell out of here, huh? 308 00:19:45,952 --> 00:19:50,256 When I took that picture, I think it saw me. 309 00:19:52,525 --> 00:19:54,227 It looked right at me. 310 00:19:54,894 --> 00:19:57,230 All right, we got to get this thing back to the Pentagon right away. 311 00:19:57,330 --> 00:19:58,765 They got to know what we're dealing with here. 312 00:19:58,865 --> 00:20:00,200 My radio's fried. 313 00:20:00,700 --> 00:20:03,303 - I got no communication with aerial. - Hey, Mahfouz. 314 00:20:03,403 --> 00:20:06,373 - How far do you live from here? - Not far. Just up that mountain. 315 00:20:06,473 --> 00:20:08,800 - Do they have a phone? - Yes. 316 00:20:08,108 --> 00:20:09,776 All right, let's hit it. 317 00:20:13,213 --> 00:20:15,548 Dude, are you sure we're invited to this party? 318 00:20:15,648 --> 00:20:19,519 Of course, Miles. It's a lake. Public property. 319 00:20:21,354 --> 00:20:22,455 Oh, my God. 320 00:20:22,922 --> 00:20:26,920 Oh, my God, dude, Mikaela's here. Just don't do anything weird, all right? 321 00:20:26,192 --> 00:20:27,761 - I'm good, right? - Yeah, you're good. 322 00:20:27,861 --> 00:20:28,828 Okay. 323 00:20:32,732 --> 00:20:35,502 Hey, guys, check it out. 324 00:20:36,200 --> 00:20:36,970 Oh, hi. 325 00:20:37,700 --> 00:20:41,174 Hey, bro. That car. It's nice. Hey. 326 00:20:46,312 --> 00:20:48,381 So, what are you guys doing here? 327 00:20:49,820 --> 00:20:50,984 We're here to climb this tree. 328 00:20:51,718 --> 00:20:53,586 I see that. It looks... It looks fun. 329 00:20:53,687 --> 00:20:55,155 - Yeah. - You know, I thought I recognized you. 330 00:20:55,255 --> 00:20:58,224 You tried out for the football team last year, right? 331 00:20:59,793 --> 00:21:01,940 Let's go call your mom. 332 00:21:01,194 --> 00:21:05,980 Oh, no, no, that... No. That wasn't like a real tryout. 333 00:21:05,198 --> 00:21:07,901 I was researching a book I was writing. 334 00:21:08,100 --> 00:21:09,302 - Oh, yeah? - Yeah. 335 00:21:09,402 --> 00:21:11,771 Yeah? What's it about? Sucking at sports? 336 00:21:13,273 --> 00:21:16,910 No, it's about the link between brain damage and football. 337 00:21:17,100 --> 00:21:19,245 No, it's a good book. Your friends'll love it. 338 00:21:19,346 --> 00:21:22,515 You know, it's got mazes in it and, you know, little coloring areas, 339 00:21:22,615 --> 00:21:25,185 sections, pop-up pictures. It's a lot of fun. 340 00:21:25,819 --> 00:21:26,986 That's funny. 341 00:21:27,654 --> 00:21:29,789 Okay, okay. You know what? Stop. 342 00:21:32,625 --> 00:21:34,861 Hey, guys, I know of a party. Let's go, let's head. 343 00:21:34,961 --> 00:21:37,300 You got to get out of the tree right now. Get... 344 00:21:37,130 --> 00:21:39,733 Just get out of the tree right now, please. 345 00:21:40,667 --> 00:21:41,868 What are you doing? 346 00:21:41,968 --> 00:21:44,370 Did you see that dismount? All the chicks were watching. 347 00:21:44,137 --> 00:21:46,573 You're making me look like an idiot. We both looked like idiots just now. 348 00:21:46,673 --> 00:21:49,943 - Hey, how about you let me drive? - Oh, no. No, no, no. This is not a toy. 349 00:21:50,430 --> 00:21:53,130 These 22s, I don't want you grinding them. No. 350 00:21:53,113 --> 00:21:56,116 Why doesn't my little bunny just hop in the back seat? 351 00:21:57,830 --> 00:22:00,453 God, I can't even tell you how much I'm not your little bunny. 352 00:22:02,880 --> 00:22:03,560 Okay. 353 00:22:04,524 --> 00:22:05,959 You'll call me. 354 00:22:12,365 --> 00:22:15,268 Who's gonna drive you home, tonight? 355 00:22:15,368 --> 00:22:16,870 Hey, man, what's wrong with your radio? 356 00:22:16,970 --> 00:22:18,872 - I'm gonna drive her home tonight. - What? 357 00:22:18,972 --> 00:22:21,608 She's an evil jock concubine, man. Let her hitchhike. 358 00:22:21,708 --> 00:22:23,343 She lives 10 miles from here, okay? It's my only chance. 359 00:22:23,443 --> 00:22:24,711 You got to be understanding here, all right? 360 00:22:24,811 --> 00:22:26,212 All right. We'll put her in the back. I'll be quiet. 361 00:22:26,312 --> 00:22:27,947 - Did you say, "Put her in the back"? - I called shotgun. 362 00:22:28,480 --> 00:22:29,849 I'm not putting her in the back. You got to get out of my car. 363 00:22:29,949 --> 00:22:31,284 - That's a party foul. - What rules? 364 00:22:31,384 --> 00:22:32,585 Bros before hos. 365 00:22:32,686 --> 00:22:34,454 Miles, I'm begging you to get out of my car. Okay? 366 00:22:34,554 --> 00:22:35,555 You can't do this to me. 367 00:22:35,655 --> 00:22:37,757 You got to get out of my car right now. 368 00:22:41,594 --> 00:22:45,310 Who's gonna come around when you break? 369 00:22:45,131 --> 00:22:48,100 Mikaela! It's Sam. 370 00:22:48,101 --> 00:22:49,135 Witwicky. 371 00:22:49,636 --> 00:22:51,805 I hope I didn't get you stranded or anything. 372 00:22:51,905 --> 00:22:52,872 You sure? 373 00:22:52,972 --> 00:22:54,741 So, listen, I was wondering if I could ride you home. 374 00:22:54,841 --> 00:22:58,311 I mean, give you a ride home in my car, to your house. 375 00:22:59,346 --> 00:23:00,547 There you go. 376 00:23:07,687 --> 00:23:08,655 So... 377 00:23:12,559 --> 00:23:14,928 I can't believe that I'm here right now. 378 00:23:16,363 --> 00:23:18,998 You can duck down if you want. I mean, it won't hurt my feelings. 379 00:23:19,990 --> 00:23:21,134 Oh, no, no, no. I didn't mean here with you. 380 00:23:21,234 --> 00:23:26,473 I just meant here, like, in this situation, this same situation that I'm always in. 381 00:23:26,573 --> 00:23:29,576 'Cause, I don't know, I guess I just have a weakness for hot guys, 382 00:23:29,676 --> 00:23:33,213 for tight abs and really big arms. 383 00:23:33,680 --> 00:23:34,881 Big arms? 384 00:23:36,850 --> 00:23:39,619 Well, there's a couple new additions in the car. 385 00:23:39,719 --> 00:23:42,222 Like, I just put in that light there. 386 00:23:42,789 --> 00:23:46,760 And that disco ball. And so the light reflects off the disco ball. 387 00:23:48,661 --> 00:23:49,629 Yeah. 388 00:23:52,866 --> 00:23:56,269 Are you new to school this year? It's your first year here? 389 00:23:56,369 --> 00:23:58,204 Oh, no, no. 390 00:23:58,304 --> 00:24:00,206 We've been in the same school since first grade. 391 00:24:00,306 --> 00:24:01,608 - Really? - Yeah. 392 00:24:02,800 --> 00:24:03,343 Yeah, a long time. 393 00:24:03,443 --> 00:24:05,345 Well, do we have any classes together? 394 00:24:05,445 --> 00:24:07,130 - Yeah, yeah. - Really? Which? 395 00:24:07,113 --> 00:24:10,617 History. Language arts. Math. Science. 396 00:24:10,717 --> 00:24:11,985 - Sam. - Sam. Yeah. 397 00:24:12,850 --> 00:24:15,522 - Sam Wilkicky. - Witwicky. 398 00:24:15,622 --> 00:24:17,290 God, you know what? I'm so sorry. I just... 399 00:24:17,390 --> 00:24:19,920 - No, it's cool. - I just didn't recognize you. 400 00:24:19,192 --> 00:24:21,628 Yeah, well, I mean, that's understandable. 401 00:24:22,829 --> 00:24:25,632 No, no, no. No. Come on. 402 00:24:27,000 --> 00:24:29,436 Sorry, I'm just working out the kinks. You know, it's a new car. 403 00:24:33,106 --> 00:24:35,842 This radio is, like, you know... It's an old radio, too, so... 404 00:24:37,744 --> 00:24:39,979 Look, this isn't something that I, you know... 405 00:24:40,800 --> 00:24:43,490 I can't get this radio to stop. Look, I wouldn't try this on you. 406 00:24:43,149 --> 00:24:45,552 'Cause this is like a romantic thing that I'm not trying to do. 407 00:24:45,752 --> 00:24:47,454 Not that you're not worthy of trying something like this on. 408 00:24:47,454 --> 00:24:48,788 - No, of course not. - I'm a friend of yours. 409 00:24:48,888 --> 00:24:51,224 I'm not a romantic friend. Romantic friends do this. 410 00:24:51,324 --> 00:24:54,394 I mean, I'm not that friend. I mean, we... I could be. 411 00:24:54,794 --> 00:24:55,995 I feel good 412 00:24:56,960 --> 00:24:57,497 Just pop the hood. 413 00:24:57,964 --> 00:25:01,134 Stupid. Shut up, shut up, shut up. 414 00:25:03,570 --> 00:25:04,804 Whoa, nice headers. 415 00:25:04,904 --> 00:25:06,473 You've got a high-rise double-pump carburetor. 416 00:25:06,573 --> 00:25:08,975 That's pretty impressive, Sam. 417 00:25:09,750 --> 00:25:10,310 Double-pump? 418 00:25:10,410 --> 00:25:13,113 It squirts the fuel in so you can go faster. 419 00:25:15,181 --> 00:25:16,883 I like to go faster. 420 00:25:17,830 --> 00:25:20,920 And it looks like your distributor cap's a little loose. 421 00:25:22,155 --> 00:25:23,857 Yeah? How'd you know that? 422 00:25:25,250 --> 00:25:28,995 My dad. He was a real grease monkey. He taught me all about this. 423 00:25:29,950 --> 00:25:32,532 I could take it all apart, clean it, put it back together. 424 00:25:32,632 --> 00:25:34,834 That's weird. I just wouldn't peg you for mechanical. 425 00:25:34,934 --> 00:25:35,935 Oh, my God. 426 00:25:36,360 --> 00:25:37,604 Well, you know, I don't really broadcast it. 427 00:25:37,704 --> 00:25:40,740 Guys don't like it when you know more about cars than they do. 428 00:25:40,840 --> 00:25:43,476 Especially not Trent. He hates it. 429 00:25:43,576 --> 00:25:46,446 Yeah, no, I'm cool with, you know, females working on my engine. 430 00:25:46,546 --> 00:25:48,114 I prefer it, actually. 431 00:25:48,782 --> 00:25:51,840 - Okay. You want to fire it up for me? - Oh, yeah, yeah, no problem. 432 00:25:51,184 --> 00:25:53,386 - Thanks. - You know, I was thinking. 433 00:25:53,486 --> 00:25:56,923 You know, if Trent's such a jerk, why do you hang out with him? 434 00:25:59,225 --> 00:26:01,795 You know what? I'm just... I'm gonna walk. 435 00:26:01,895 --> 00:26:03,563 Good luck with your car. 436 00:26:05,999 --> 00:26:07,330 All right. 437 00:26:07,133 --> 00:26:09,690 Walking's healthy, right? 438 00:26:10,236 --> 00:26:12,439 Oh, God, no, no, no, no, no, no. 439 00:26:12,839 --> 00:26:15,108 Come on, please. Please, you gotta work for me now. 440 00:26:15,208 --> 00:26:18,440 Don't let her walk away. Come on, come on, come on. Please, please. 441 00:26:18,278 --> 00:26:22,615 Baby come back any kind of fool could see 442 00:26:22,816 --> 00:26:23,983 Hey! 443 00:26:24,417 --> 00:26:29,220 There was something in everything about you 444 00:26:30,690 --> 00:26:33,226 Baby come back you can blame it all on me 445 00:26:33,326 --> 00:26:34,661 Hey! 446 00:26:37,263 --> 00:26:38,932 Wait a second! 447 00:26:39,990 --> 00:26:42,569 I was wrong and I just can't live without you 448 00:26:44,170 --> 00:26:45,739 There it is. 449 00:26:46,373 --> 00:26:50,210 I had fun. So, you know, thanks for listening. 450 00:26:50,777 --> 00:26:54,948 - Oh, yeah, yeah. - You... You think I'm shallow? 451 00:26:56,182 --> 00:26:59,252 I think you're... No, no, no. 452 00:26:59,686 --> 00:27:03,957 I think there's a lot more than meets the eye with you. 453 00:27:05,925 --> 00:27:06,893 Okay. 454 00:27:07,894 --> 00:27:08,862 Yeah. 455 00:27:08,962 --> 00:27:11,498 All right, I'll see you at school. 456 00:27:11,598 --> 00:27:12,665 All right. 457 00:27:18,571 --> 00:27:20,400 That's stupid. 458 00:27:20,373 --> 00:27:21,408 That was a stupid line. 459 00:27:21,508 --> 00:27:24,310 "There's more than meets the eye with you." Stupid. 460 00:27:26,713 --> 00:27:28,810 Oh, God. 461 00:27:29,516 --> 00:27:31,840 Oh, my God. I love my car. 462 00:27:42,620 --> 00:27:47,634 Hey, guys, I think the other team figured it out. Iran. 463 00:27:47,734 --> 00:27:51,404 Come on, man. This is way too smart for Iranian scientists. 464 00:27:51,504 --> 00:27:55,275 - Think about it. - What do you think, kid? Chinese? 465 00:27:55,809 --> 00:27:57,977 No way. This is nothing like what the Chinese are using. 466 00:28:01,614 --> 00:28:03,483 This is Air Force One. Level of flight, level three-three-zero. 467 00:28:03,583 --> 00:28:05,652 We will hunt down this enemy. And when we do, 468 00:28:05,752 --> 00:28:07,954 we'll know just what to do with them. 469 00:28:08,455 --> 00:28:10,657 - Thank you. - You're welcome. 470 00:28:27,474 --> 00:28:29,750 Apparently, there are very few survivors. 471 00:28:29,175 --> 00:28:30,377 Yes, Mr. President? 472 00:28:30,477 --> 00:28:33,413 Yeah, can you wrangle me up some Ding Dongs, darling? 473 00:28:45,558 --> 00:28:49,629 I joined the Air Force to bring the man Ding Dongs. I'll be in storage. 474 00:29:14,988 --> 00:29:15,955 Shoot. 475 00:29:30,136 --> 00:29:31,671 Gross. 476 00:29:58,865 --> 00:30:00,533 Do you hear that? 477 00:30:03,503 --> 00:30:05,710 Are you getting this? 478 00:30:06,720 --> 00:30:07,707 I think they're hacking the network again. 479 00:30:22,922 --> 00:30:26,590 Oh, my God. This is a direct match to the signal in Qatar. 480 00:30:26,159 --> 00:30:27,994 - Are you running a diagnostic? - Should I be? 481 00:30:28,940 --> 00:30:30,960 - Yes, you should. - So I am. 482 00:30:41,207 --> 00:30:43,510 Someone! They're hacking into Air Force One! 483 00:30:43,610 --> 00:30:45,145 We need a senior analyst. 484 00:30:45,245 --> 00:30:47,113 - I think they're planting a virus. - A virus? 485 00:30:47,213 --> 00:30:49,749 - It's streaming right now. - They are planting a virus 486 00:30:49,849 --> 00:30:53,530 and stealing a whole lot of data from your system at the same time. 487 00:30:53,153 --> 00:30:54,688 Code Red. We have a breach. 488 00:30:54,788 --> 00:30:57,524 Air Force One, someone onboard has breached the military network. 489 00:30:57,624 --> 00:31:00,393 I'm in the cargo hold. Clear. Clear. 490 00:31:04,998 --> 00:31:06,399 - You got to cut the hard lines. - What? 491 00:31:06,499 --> 00:31:09,636 - Whatever they want, they are getting it. - Sir? 492 00:31:09,736 --> 00:31:12,439 Permission to take down the Defense Network. 493 00:31:12,539 --> 00:31:16,543 - Cut all server hard lines now. - Cut all server hard lines now. 494 00:31:38,198 --> 00:31:40,967 Someone's tampered with the POTUS mainframe. 495 00:31:41,101 --> 00:31:42,535 What the... 496 00:31:48,800 --> 00:31:50,410 Shots fired in the underdeck. Repeat, shots fired. 497 00:31:50,510 --> 00:31:53,346 Crew, prepare for emergency descent. 498 00:32:11,431 --> 00:32:13,433 I want our President in that bunker. 499 00:32:13,533 --> 00:32:17,570 And I don't want to discuss a damn thing other till that becomes reality. 500 00:32:17,671 --> 00:32:20,774 That's our first priority. That's our only priority right now. 501 00:32:20,874 --> 00:32:22,800 Air Force One is on the ground. 502 00:33:26,720 --> 00:33:28,742 Oh, God. No, no, no, no, no, no, no! 503 00:33:29,576 --> 00:33:31,144 That's my car! 504 00:33:32,579 --> 00:33:33,913 No! 505 00:33:36,490 --> 00:33:37,150 No, no, no, no. 506 00:33:44,691 --> 00:33:46,793 Dad, call the cops! 507 00:33:48,561 --> 00:33:51,698 Where you going with my car, buddy? Where you going? 508 00:33:51,798 --> 00:33:55,535 Hello? 911 emergency! My car has been stolen! 509 00:33:55,635 --> 00:33:59,105 I'm in pursuit! Right? I need all units, the whole squadron. 510 00:33:59,205 --> 00:34:02,800 Bring everyone! No, don't ask me questions, all right? 511 00:34:02,108 --> 00:34:04,778 My father's the head of the neighborhood watch! 512 00:34:37,410 --> 00:34:38,978 Oh, my God. 513 00:34:55,395 --> 00:34:56,796 My name is Sam Witwicky. 514 00:34:56,896 --> 00:35:00,834 Whoever finds this, my car is alive, okay? You saw that? 515 00:35:00,934 --> 00:35:03,670 Since this is my last words on Earth, I just wanna say, Mom, Dad, I love you, 516 00:35:03,770 --> 00:35:06,139 and if you find Busty Beauties under my bed, it wasn't mine. 517 00:35:06,239 --> 00:35:08,241 I'm holding it for Miles. No, no, wait that... 518 00:35:08,341 --> 00:35:10,977 Okay, that's not true. It's mine and Uncle Charles gave it to me. 519 00:35:11,770 --> 00:35:13,460 I'm sorry. Mojo, I love you. 520 00:35:24,724 --> 00:35:26,860 No! No! No! No! 521 00:35:30,397 --> 00:35:31,765 Oh, my God. 522 00:35:32,332 --> 00:35:34,868 No, you're a good dog! Good dog! Good dog! 523 00:35:35,680 --> 00:35:36,169 Oh, my God. 524 00:35:39,472 --> 00:35:44,177 Whoa! Hey, hey, hey! All right! Oh! No! No! 525 00:35:47,800 --> 00:35:48,448 Okay. Please, please don't kill me! 526 00:35:48,548 --> 00:35:51,885 I'm sorry! Take the keys! I don't want them! Car's yours! 527 00:35:53,687 --> 00:35:56,122 Listen, listen, listen. 528 00:35:56,222 --> 00:35:57,557 - Good, you're here. - Let me see your hands! 529 00:35:57,657 --> 00:35:59,225 - No, no, no! It's not me! - Let me see your hands. 530 00:35:59,325 --> 00:36:02,395 - The guy's inside. - Shut up! Walk towards the car. 531 00:36:04,330 --> 00:36:06,660 Put your head on the hood. 532 00:36:19,346 --> 00:36:22,820 Whoever did this finally managed to infiltrate our defense network, 533 00:36:22,182 --> 00:36:24,718 which is what they tried to do in Qatar, only this time it worked. 534 00:36:24,818 --> 00:36:26,453 - What did they get? - We still don't know. 535 00:36:26,553 --> 00:36:29,689 - Talk to me about the virus. - It's a Spider-bot virus. 536 00:36:29,789 --> 00:36:32,425 We're not sure what it's going to do, but it may cripple the system. 537 00:36:32,525 --> 00:36:34,527 - Can we stop it? - Every time we try an antivirus, 538 00:36:34,627 --> 00:36:37,163 it adapts and speeds up. It's like it's not a virus anymore. 539 00:36:37,263 --> 00:36:38,331 It's become the system. 540 00:36:38,431 --> 00:36:41,601 Obviously the first phase of a major attack against the US. 541 00:36:41,701 --> 00:36:43,303 The only countries with this kind of capability 542 00:36:43,403 --> 00:36:45,705 are Russia, North Korea, maybe China. 543 00:36:45,805 --> 00:36:48,742 - I'm sorry, that's not correct. - Excuse me, young lady. 544 00:36:48,842 --> 00:36:51,770 I didn't see you standing there. You would be who? 545 00:36:51,177 --> 00:36:53,130 I'm just the analyst who detected the hack. 546 00:36:53,113 --> 00:36:56,249 Hold on. It was you? You did it? 547 00:36:56,616 --> 00:36:59,386 - Her team. - Sir, I was just trying to say, 548 00:36:59,486 --> 00:37:02,122 they hacked your firewall in 10 seconds. 549 00:37:02,222 --> 00:37:04,891 Okay. Even a supercomputer with a brute force attack 550 00:37:04,991 --> 00:37:06,726 would take 20 years to do that. 551 00:37:06,826 --> 00:37:09,295 Maybe you can explain, then, how our latest satellite imagery 552 00:37:09,396 --> 00:37:11,731 shows North Korea doubling its naval activity. 553 00:37:11,831 --> 00:37:15,335 Maybe it's a precaution, because isn't that what we're doing? 554 00:37:15,435 --> 00:37:18,805 The signal pattern is learning. It's evolving on its own. 555 00:37:18,905 --> 00:37:21,174 And you need to move past Fourier transfers 556 00:37:21,274 --> 00:37:23,476 and start considering quantum mechanics. 557 00:37:23,576 --> 00:37:25,912 There is nothing on Earth that complex. 558 00:37:26,120 --> 00:37:28,515 What about an organism? A living organism? 559 00:37:28,615 --> 00:37:31,170 Maybe some kind of DNA-based computer? 560 00:37:31,117 --> 00:37:34,788 - And I know that that sounds crazy... - That's enough. That's enough. 561 00:37:35,255 --> 00:37:37,824 We have six floors of analysts working on this thing. 562 00:37:37,924 --> 00:37:40,260 Now, if you can find proof to back up your theory, 563 00:37:40,360 --> 00:37:42,862 I'm gonna be happy to listen to you. But if you don't get a filter 564 00:37:42,962 --> 00:37:46,900 on that brain-mouth thing, you're gonna be off the team. You understand? 565 00:37:52,372 --> 00:37:55,809 Look, I can't be any clearer than how crystal clear I am being. 566 00:37:56,710 --> 00:37:59,790 - It just stood up. - It just stood up. 567 00:38:00,580 --> 00:38:02,315 Wow. That's really neat. 568 00:38:03,316 --> 00:38:04,551 Okay, chiefie. 569 00:38:04,951 --> 00:38:07,721 Time to fill her up. And no drippy-drippy. 570 00:38:08,254 --> 00:38:09,622 What are you rolling? 571 00:38:09,723 --> 00:38:12,580 Whippets? Goofballs? A little wowie sauce with the boys? 572 00:38:12,158 --> 00:38:14,527 - No, I'm not on any drugs. - What's these? 573 00:38:15,328 --> 00:38:18,131 Found it in your pocket. "Mojo." 574 00:38:19,399 --> 00:38:22,100 Is that what the kids are doing now? Little bit of Mojo? 575 00:38:22,102 --> 00:38:25,739 - Those are my dog's pain pills. - You know, a Chihuahua. A little... 576 00:38:29,709 --> 00:38:30,977 What was that? 577 00:38:32,645 --> 00:38:35,815 You eyeballing my piece, 50 Cent? 578 00:38:36,983 --> 00:38:40,453 You wanna go? Make something happen. Do it. 579 00:38:40,553 --> 00:38:43,757 'Cause I promise you I will bust you up. 580 00:38:45,125 --> 00:38:46,393 Are you on drugs? 581 00:38:54,968 --> 00:38:57,203 Let's hope this telephone line works. 582 00:38:59,739 --> 00:39:02,208 Hey, heads up! 583 00:39:02,308 --> 00:39:05,945 Heads up! Hey! Heads up! 584 00:39:10,884 --> 00:39:12,852 What the heck was that? 585 00:39:17,524 --> 00:39:19,859 English, dude. English. 586 00:39:26,266 --> 00:39:27,400 Whoa! 587 00:39:28,680 --> 00:39:29,569 Watch out! 588 00:39:35,842 --> 00:39:38,311 - Open fire! - Contact! Contact! 589 00:39:38,411 --> 00:39:39,479 Everybody, quiet. Settle. 590 00:39:39,579 --> 00:39:41,715 Whoa, mother... What the hell is... 591 00:39:49,456 --> 00:39:52,225 Get up! Get up! Come on! 592 00:39:59,332 --> 00:40:01,134 Go! Move it! 593 00:40:13,413 --> 00:40:15,548 Take cover! 594 00:40:17,917 --> 00:40:19,919 Fig! Cover the rear! 595 00:40:20,553 --> 00:40:25,458 Cover fire! Move it! Fig, cover the rear! Epps! Cover the rear! Move it! 596 00:40:25,558 --> 00:40:28,595 Come on! Give me a mag! 597 00:40:29,829 --> 00:40:31,431 Where's your papa? Where's your papa? 598 00:40:31,531 --> 00:40:32,632 Papa! 599 00:40:33,266 --> 00:40:35,502 Sir, we need... I need a telephone. 600 00:40:35,602 --> 00:40:37,971 - Telephone, telephone, yes! - Telephone! 601 00:40:38,710 --> 00:40:39,673 Hey, I need a mag! Give me a mag! 602 00:40:39,773 --> 00:40:41,410 - Cell phone! - I don't know how to thank you. 603 00:40:41,141 --> 00:40:42,108 Fire! 604 00:40:43,343 --> 00:40:45,912 This is an emergency Pentagon call! I need you to... Do you understand? 605 00:40:46,120 --> 00:40:48,515 It's an emergency Pentagon... 606 00:40:50,383 --> 00:40:52,519 I don't have a credit card! 607 00:40:52,986 --> 00:40:56,723 Sir, the attitude is not going to speed things up any bit at all. 608 00:40:56,823 --> 00:40:59,526 I'm going to ask you to speak into the mouthpiece very clearly. 609 00:40:59,626 --> 00:41:03,930 I'm in the middle of a war! This is frigging ridiculous! 610 00:41:05,265 --> 00:41:06,566 Ammo! 611 00:41:07,100 --> 00:41:09,302 I need a credit card! 612 00:41:11,271 --> 00:41:14,400 - Epps! Where's your wallet? - Pocket! 613 00:41:14,708 --> 00:41:17,410 - Which pocket? - My back pocket! 614 00:41:17,510 --> 00:41:21,715 - You got 10 back pockets! - Left cheek! Left cheek! Left cheek! 615 00:41:22,549 --> 00:41:24,718 All right, keep shooting! Keep shooting! 616 00:41:24,818 --> 00:41:26,820 Okay, it's Visa. 617 00:41:27,530 --> 00:41:28,321 Also, sir, have you heard about 618 00:41:28,421 --> 00:41:30,523 our premium plus world-service gold package? 619 00:41:30,623 --> 00:41:35,762 No, I don't want a premium package! Epps! Pentagon! 620 00:41:38,765 --> 00:41:40,330 Give me a status. 621 00:41:40,400 --> 00:41:43,300 Sir, we're tracking a Special Ops team under fire in Qatar. 622 00:41:43,103 --> 00:41:44,804 They say they're survivors of the base attack. 623 00:41:44,904 --> 00:41:45,872 Survivors? 624 00:41:49,709 --> 00:41:51,378 I ain't never seen this in my life! 625 00:41:51,478 --> 00:41:53,213 Need gunships on station ASAP! 626 00:41:53,313 --> 00:41:54,514 Predator's coming up in a minute. 627 00:41:54,614 --> 00:41:56,160 We're linking the call to the nearest AWACS. 628 00:42:02,288 --> 00:42:05,258 Unknown, man. I don't... Man, if you seen this shit... 629 00:42:05,592 --> 00:42:08,228 Predator ETA two minutes. 630 00:42:17,300 --> 00:42:18,938 Hey! Make way! 631 00:42:23,810 --> 00:42:25,879 - What is that? - I don't know. 632 00:42:31,151 --> 00:42:32,852 We need air support and we need it now. 633 00:42:32,952 --> 00:42:36,560 Roll in strike package Bravo on unknown target. 634 00:42:36,156 --> 00:42:39,759 I authenticate Tango Whiskey at time 0300 Zulu. 635 00:42:39,859 --> 00:42:42,696 Attention, all aircraft. This will be a danger close-fire mission. 636 00:42:42,796 --> 00:42:44,330 Weapons, I just got a call from Falcon Ops. 637 00:42:44,431 --> 00:42:46,132 Who's closer to Kill Box One Alpha? 638 00:42:46,232 --> 00:42:47,767 - Send the Hogs, sir. - Okay, send the Hogs over 639 00:42:47,867 --> 00:42:49,569 to Kill Box One Alpha. It's a danger close... 640 00:42:49,669 --> 00:42:52,205 Switch the Hogs to Kill Box One Alpha, 300 feet danger close. 641 00:42:52,305 --> 00:42:54,207 Friendlies in the area. 642 00:42:54,307 --> 00:42:57,344 Seven-man team north of orange smoke! 643 00:42:57,444 --> 00:43:00,680 Received Kill Box One Alpha. Engage hostile. 644 00:43:03,490 --> 00:43:06,319 Attack direction west! You're clear and hot! 645 00:43:09,522 --> 00:43:10,890 Strike, tell me status of Hog right now. 646 00:43:10,990 --> 00:43:12,859 Hog One-One Dark Star status. 647 00:43:15,228 --> 00:43:18,331 - Lennox! The heat's coming! - Laze the target! 648 00:43:18,431 --> 00:43:21,000 We got a beam-rider incoming! Laze target! 649 00:43:28,375 --> 00:43:30,977 - Ready! Heat's coming! - What? Bring it! 650 00:43:31,770 --> 00:43:33,680 Receiving radar jamming in vicinity of target. 651 00:43:50,300 --> 00:43:51,831 No frigging way that thing's still not down. 652 00:43:51,931 --> 00:43:55,201 Spooky Three Two, use 105 shells. Bring the rain. 653 00:43:57,404 --> 00:44:00,840 Be advised, ground team is requesting 105 sabot rounds. 654 00:44:29,102 --> 00:44:30,170 Did we lose them? 655 00:44:30,270 --> 00:44:32,839 Warthog One confirm visual on friendlies. 656 00:44:36,943 --> 00:44:38,780 Where's Fig? 657 00:44:39,120 --> 00:44:40,613 - Fig? Fig? - Oh, God! 658 00:44:41,581 --> 00:44:43,383 - God damn it! - Get a medic! 659 00:44:43,483 --> 00:44:44,584 Get a medic! 660 00:44:44,751 --> 00:44:45,785 - I'm sorry. - Black Hawk... 661 00:44:45,885 --> 00:44:47,870 We'll get a medic. Just hold on. He's got a pulse. 662 00:44:47,187 --> 00:44:49,550 We need a medevac. One man down. Patient care category urgent. 663 00:44:54,794 --> 00:44:56,496 Bring them home. 664 00:44:57,897 --> 00:45:00,266 You get those men stateside right now. 665 00:45:00,767 --> 00:45:02,469 I want them debriefed in 10 hours. 666 00:45:09,209 --> 00:45:12,612 There's only one hacker in the world who can break this code. 667 00:45:23,560 --> 00:45:25,759 Hey! Hey, hey, hey! Wait! Stop! 668 00:45:28,862 --> 00:45:30,563 I am sorry to bother you. 669 00:45:30,864 --> 00:45:32,499 - Maggie? - Listen, I need your help. 670 00:45:32,599 --> 00:45:36,603 No! This is my private area, my place of Zen and peace. 671 00:45:36,703 --> 00:45:38,371 - Listen to me. - Glen! Who is it? 672 00:45:38,471 --> 00:45:40,607 Shut up, Grandma! 673 00:45:40,707 --> 00:45:43,143 - What are you doing here? - Just give me a break, will you, please? 674 00:45:43,243 --> 00:45:45,345 Grandmama! Drink your prune juice! 675 00:45:50,316 --> 00:45:52,852 - What level are you on, man? - Six. 676 00:45:55,689 --> 00:45:58,358 Oh, here come the matrix! Here come the matrix! 677 00:46:01,961 --> 00:46:04,798 Glen, seriously, don't you want to see something classified? 678 00:46:04,898 --> 00:46:06,733 Yeah. Get low. 679 00:46:07,670 --> 00:46:11,400 - Here we go. Here we go. Double tap. - Hey, I just paused it. I just paused it. 680 00:46:11,104 --> 00:46:12,939 Hey. I need a moment. 681 00:46:13,940 --> 00:46:15,275 - Please. - Sorry. 682 00:46:15,842 --> 00:46:17,444 Hey, man, save my game. 683 00:46:17,544 --> 00:46:19,412 How classified? 684 00:46:20,747 --> 00:46:24,818 Like "I will go to jail for the rest of my life for showing you" classified. 685 00:46:25,850 --> 00:46:27,530 Yes! One quick peek. 686 00:46:27,854 --> 00:46:31,240 Special Ops got a thermal snapshot of whatever hit the base in Qatar. 687 00:46:31,124 --> 00:46:33,660 - I want to see it. - Well, the imager was damaged, sir. 688 00:46:33,760 --> 00:46:35,328 The rangers are en route with the imager, 689 00:46:35,428 --> 00:46:37,330 but we also have a security issue. 690 00:46:37,430 --> 00:46:39,699 Circle logs indicate one of the analysts made a copy 691 00:46:39,799 --> 00:46:41,468 of the network intrusion signal. 692 00:46:44,471 --> 00:46:47,774 The signal strength is through the roof. Where did you say you got this? 693 00:46:47,874 --> 00:46:50,210 It hacked the national military air-guard frequency 694 00:46:50,310 --> 00:46:51,878 in less than a minute. 695 00:46:51,978 --> 00:46:54,180 - No way. - Yeah. 696 00:46:55,648 --> 00:47:00,860 Looks like there's a message embedded in the signal. Let me work my magic. 697 00:47:06,226 --> 00:47:07,794 "Project Iceman"? 698 00:47:07,894 --> 00:47:11,297 - What's Sector Seven? - Who is Captain Witwicky? 699 00:47:12,832 --> 00:47:15,168 Are you playing those video games again? 700 00:47:15,368 --> 00:47:17,370 Cops! Cops! 701 00:47:17,470 --> 00:47:20,173 FBI! Clear right! 702 00:47:21,941 --> 00:47:24,110 Lock it down! Lock it down! 703 00:47:25,812 --> 00:47:26,780 Cops! 704 00:47:27,470 --> 00:47:28,214 Lock it down. 705 00:47:28,314 --> 00:47:31,818 Wait! I'm just a cousin! I'm just a... 706 00:47:32,919 --> 00:47:36,489 Get off my Grandmama's carpet! She don't like nobody on the carpet! 707 00:47:36,589 --> 00:47:38,224 Especially police! 708 00:47:38,825 --> 00:47:41,594 It was an awesome spectacle here an hour ago 709 00:47:41,695 --> 00:47:45,565 when over 40 C-17 s lifted off of this very base. 710 00:47:46,199 --> 00:47:48,234 We're not told where they're going. 711 00:47:48,334 --> 00:47:49,335 Morning, Mo. 712 00:47:49,436 --> 00:47:51,738 The government has been very quiet about what's going on but in our... 713 00:47:51,838 --> 00:47:53,473 - Mojo. Mojo. - They were headed directly 714 00:47:53,573 --> 00:47:55,108 towards North Korea. 715 00:47:55,208 --> 00:47:58,780 Stop with the barking, Mojo. It's too early. Please? 716 00:48:01,681 --> 00:48:03,450 Miles? Miles, listen to me. Listen. 717 00:48:03,550 --> 00:48:06,586 - My car, it stole itself, okay? - What are you talking about, man? 718 00:48:06,686 --> 00:48:09,589 Satan's Camaro. In my yard. It's stalking me. 719 00:48:17,464 --> 00:48:18,498 Stop! 720 00:48:18,598 --> 00:48:20,333 No, no, no, no, no, no. 721 00:48:26,840 --> 00:48:27,974 Oh, my God! 722 00:48:28,808 --> 00:48:29,776 Sam? 723 00:48:32,879 --> 00:48:33,847 Hi. 724 00:48:34,147 --> 00:48:37,417 That was... That was really awesome. 725 00:48:37,517 --> 00:48:39,619 - Well, it felt awesome. - Are you okay? 726 00:48:39,719 --> 00:48:41,721 I'm not okay, all right? I'm losing my mind a little bit. 727 00:48:41,821 --> 00:48:43,690 I'm getting chased by my car right now. I got to go. 728 00:48:43,790 --> 00:48:46,260 You know what? I'm gonna catch up with you guys later. 729 00:49:18,925 --> 00:49:20,493 Oh, great. Cops. 730 00:49:25,598 --> 00:49:26,800 Officer! 731 00:49:28,435 --> 00:49:30,203 Listen! 732 00:49:31,738 --> 00:49:32,706 Oh, that hurt. 733 00:49:35,442 --> 00:49:36,943 Listen to me! 734 00:49:37,430 --> 00:49:39,913 Thank God you're here! I've had the worst day ever! 735 00:49:40,130 --> 00:49:43,683 I've been... I've been followed here on my mother's bike! Right? 736 00:49:43,783 --> 00:49:46,386 And my car's right there and it's been following me here! 737 00:49:46,486 --> 00:49:52,959 So get out of the car! No! Stop! Oh, God. Okay, okay! Okay, all right! 738 00:49:53,293 --> 00:49:57,764 Okay! I'm sorry! I'm... I didn't mean to hit your car! Look! 739 00:49:59,650 --> 00:50:02,936 Okay, look, look, look! Stop, stop! 740 00:50:07,107 --> 00:50:09,876 Please! Okay, what do you want from me? 741 00:50:12,212 --> 00:50:13,613 Okay. 742 00:50:19,152 --> 00:50:20,620 Oh, God, no! No! 743 00:50:22,555 --> 00:50:27,994 Oh, shit! Oh, shit, shit, shit! Oh, God! Oh, shit! 744 00:50:31,310 --> 00:50:32,799 It's a bad dream. 745 00:50:34,667 --> 00:50:36,436 Are you username LadiesMan217? 746 00:50:36,536 --> 00:50:37,704 I don't know what you're talking about! 747 00:50:37,804 --> 00:50:40,173 Are you username LadiesMan217? 748 00:50:40,273 --> 00:50:41,408 Yeah. 749 00:50:41,508 --> 00:50:43,943 Where is eBay item 21153? 750 00:50:44,440 --> 00:50:45,745 Where are the glasses? 751 00:50:57,323 --> 00:50:58,591 Get back! 752 00:50:59,492 --> 00:51:00,460 Stop! 753 00:51:03,596 --> 00:51:04,564 God! 754 00:51:05,465 --> 00:51:07,233 What is your problem, Sam? 755 00:51:07,333 --> 00:51:09,335 Okay, there's a monster right there! It just attacked me! 756 00:51:09,436 --> 00:51:13,873 Here he comes! All right, get up. Get up and run! You have to run! Okay. 757 00:51:21,548 --> 00:51:22,582 Sam, what is that thing? 758 00:51:22,682 --> 00:51:24,500 - You have to get in the car. Get in. - I don't want to. 759 00:51:24,150 --> 00:51:26,252 - Get in the car. Trust me. Trust me! - Sam. 760 00:51:26,353 --> 00:51:30,724 Get in! Go, go, go, go, go. 761 00:51:42,335 --> 00:51:43,670 Go, go, go, go! 762 00:51:48,274 --> 00:51:50,760 Oh, God! We're gonna die! We're gonna die! 763 00:51:50,176 --> 00:51:51,745 No, we're not. No, we're not gonna die. 764 00:51:51,845 --> 00:51:54,147 - Oh, my God! - Trust me. He's a kick-*** driver! 765 00:51:54,781 --> 00:51:56,182 Oh, my God! No! 766 00:51:56,282 --> 00:51:57,584 We're gonna die! 767 00:52:03,623 --> 00:52:04,991 Oh, my God! 768 00:52:22,409 --> 00:52:23,543 We're locked in. 769 00:52:26,460 --> 00:52:29,482 The car won't start. At least we ditched the monster, right? 770 00:52:35,388 --> 00:52:36,489 Okay. 771 00:52:38,910 --> 00:52:39,526 Time to start. 772 00:53:43,890 --> 00:53:45,191 He's got me! Oh, God! 773 00:53:51,731 --> 00:53:53,600 He's going to kill me! 774 00:53:56,736 --> 00:53:58,405 No. No, no, no! 775 00:54:12,986 --> 00:54:14,187 Get off! 776 00:54:28,835 --> 00:54:29,869 Kill it! Kill it! 777 00:54:29,969 --> 00:54:31,538 Get it, get it, get it, get it! 778 00:54:38,378 --> 00:54:40,347 Not so tough without a head, are you? 779 00:54:46,319 --> 00:54:47,754 Here, come on. 780 00:55:02,602 --> 00:55:04,700 What is it? 781 00:55:05,472 --> 00:55:06,906 It's a robot. 782 00:55:08,308 --> 00:55:09,609 But like a... 783 00:55:09,743 --> 00:55:13,246 Like a different... You know, like a super-advanced robot. 784 00:55:14,614 --> 00:55:16,490 It's probably Japanese. 785 00:55:16,149 --> 00:55:18,551 Yeah, it's definitely Japanese. 786 00:55:20,153 --> 00:55:21,855 What are you doing? 787 00:55:22,489 --> 00:55:25,658 I don't think it wants to hurt us. It would have done that already. 788 00:55:25,759 --> 00:55:28,610 Really? Well, do you speak robot? 789 00:55:28,161 --> 00:55:31,564 Because they just had, like, a giant droid death match. 790 00:55:32,932 --> 00:55:36,102 - I think it wants something from me. - What? 791 00:55:36,202 --> 00:55:38,705 Well, 'cause the other one was talking about my eBay page. 792 00:55:39,572 --> 00:55:42,342 You are the strangest boy I have ever met. 793 00:55:42,842 --> 00:55:45,110 - Can you talk? - XM Satellite Radio... 794 00:55:45,111 --> 00:55:48,682 Digital cable brings you... ... Columbia Broadcasting System... 795 00:55:48,782 --> 00:55:50,550 So you... You talk through the radio? 796 00:55:50,650 --> 00:55:53,553 Thank you, you're beautiful. You're wonderful, you're wonderful. 797 00:55:53,653 --> 00:55:55,655 So, what was that last night? What was that? 798 00:55:55,755 --> 00:55:57,223 Message from Starfleet, Captain... 799 00:55:57,323 --> 00:55:59,392 Throughout the inanimate vastness of space... 800 00:55:59,492 --> 00:56:01,461 Angels will rain down like visitors from heaven! Hallelujah! 801 00:56:01,561 --> 00:56:03,697 Visitors from heaven? What... 802 00:56:03,797 --> 00:56:05,932 What are you, like, an alien or something? 803 00:56:11,738 --> 00:56:14,240 Any more questions you want to ask? 804 00:56:14,908 --> 00:56:17,770 He wants us to get in the car. 805 00:56:18,111 --> 00:56:19,579 And go where? 806 00:56:20,580 --> 00:56:22,349 Fifty years from now, when you're looking back at your life, 807 00:56:22,482 --> 00:56:25,552 don't you want to be able to say you had the guts to get in the car? 808 00:56:55,150 --> 00:56:56,750 This car's a pretty good driver. 809 00:56:56,850 --> 00:56:58,180 I know. 810 00:57:00,687 --> 00:57:02,655 Why don't you go sit in that seat, there? 811 00:57:02,789 --> 00:57:04,958 I'm not going to sit in that seat. He's driving. 812 00:57:05,580 --> 00:57:06,126 Yeah. 813 00:57:07,560 --> 00:57:09,290 You're right. 814 00:57:10,563 --> 00:57:13,533 - Well, maybe you should sit in my lap. - Why? 815 00:57:14,701 --> 00:57:18,471 Well, I have the only seat belt here. You know, safety first. 816 00:57:20,540 --> 00:57:21,941 - Yeah, all right. - Right? 817 00:57:22,420 --> 00:57:23,610 - Yeah. - Okay. 818 00:57:26,790 --> 00:57:28,810 There, see? That's better. 819 00:57:28,381 --> 00:57:29,783 - Okay. - Okay. 820 00:57:33,486 --> 00:57:36,856 You know, that seat belt thing was a pretty smooth move. 821 00:57:37,924 --> 00:57:38,892 Thank you. 822 00:57:39,959 --> 00:57:42,950 You know what I don't understand? 823 00:57:42,195 --> 00:57:45,265 Why, if he's supposed to be, like, this super-advanced robot, 824 00:57:45,365 --> 00:57:47,967 does he transform back into this piece-of-crap Camaro? 825 00:57:49,402 --> 00:57:50,704 Whoa! Whoa! 826 00:57:50,804 --> 00:57:53,573 Oh, see? No. Get... No, that doesn't work. See? 827 00:57:53,673 --> 00:57:54,741 Move it, you moron! 828 00:57:54,841 --> 00:57:56,876 Great, now... See? 829 00:57:58,278 --> 00:57:59,412 Fantastic. 830 00:57:59,512 --> 00:58:01,381 Now you pissed him off. 831 00:58:01,681 --> 00:58:03,149 That car is sensitive. 832 00:58:03,249 --> 00:58:05,452 I mean, $4000 just drove off. 833 00:58:18,598 --> 00:58:19,699 What? 834 00:59:23,463 --> 00:59:24,831 This is you... 835 00:59:29,969 --> 00:59:31,871 Oh, my God! 836 00:59:39,112 --> 00:59:40,814 Come on, let's go. 837 00:59:45,719 --> 00:59:48,922 This is the coolest thing I've ever seen! Explosions everywhere! 838 00:59:49,220 --> 00:59:52,492 This is easily a hundred times cooler than Armageddon. I swear to God! 839 00:59:52,625 --> 00:59:54,828 Fire, fire, fire, fire! 840 01:00:08,808 --> 01:00:10,443 Whoa! Sweet! 841 01:00:10,543 --> 01:00:12,679 Oh, dude, I hope this guy's got asteroid insurance, 842 01:00:12,779 --> 01:00:14,470 'cause he is so boned! 843 01:00:17,951 --> 01:00:19,285 What is that? 844 01:00:19,819 --> 01:00:21,421 There's something in the tree, dude. 845 01:00:21,521 --> 01:00:23,656 No, there's something in the thing by the tree! 846 01:00:23,757 --> 01:00:25,910 Could you guys just give me a space rock? 847 01:01:00,493 --> 01:01:02,996 Excuse me, are you the tooth fairy? 848 01:01:04,264 --> 01:01:07,600 Hey, sweetheart, what are you doing out here by yourself? 849 01:01:07,701 --> 01:01:10,203 Holy God! What happened to the pool? 850 01:02:42,729 --> 01:02:46,933 Are you Samuel James Witwicky, descendent of Archibald Witwicky? 851 01:02:48,101 --> 01:02:49,569 They know your name. 852 01:02:49,569 --> 01:02:49,869 They know your name. 853 01:02:50,804 --> 01:02:51,771 Yeah. 854 01:02:51,871 --> 01:02:54,307 My name is Optimus Prime. 855 01:02:54,407 --> 01:02:58,478 We are autonomous robotic organisms from the planet Cybertron. 856 01:02:58,578 --> 01:03:01,948 - But you can call us Autobots for short. - Autobots. 857 01:03:02,148 --> 01:03:07,420 - What's cracking, little *****es? - My first lieutenant. Designation, Jazz. 858 01:03:07,520 --> 01:03:11,570 This looks like a cool place to kick it. 859 01:03:11,624 --> 01:03:13,493 What is that? How did he learn to talk like that? 860 01:03:13,593 --> 01:03:17,197 We've learned Earth's languages through the World Wide Web. 861 01:03:18,698 --> 01:03:21,167 My weapons specialist, Ironhide. 862 01:03:22,680 --> 01:03:25,638 - You feeling lucky, punk? - Easy, Ironhide. 863 01:03:25,739 --> 01:03:28,975 Just kidding. I just wanted to show him my cannons. 864 01:03:30,210 --> 01:03:32,379 Our medical officer, Ratchet. 865 01:03:32,479 --> 01:03:36,616 The boy's pheromone level suggests he wants to mate with the female. 866 01:03:39,190 --> 01:03:42,355 You already know your guardian, Bumblebee. 867 01:03:42,589 --> 01:03:44,257 Bumblebee, right? 868 01:03:44,357 --> 01:03:46,590 Check on the rep Yep, second to none 869 01:03:46,159 --> 01:03:48,528 So you're my guardian, huh? 870 01:03:48,628 --> 01:03:53,833 His vocal processors were damaged in battle. I'm still working on them. 871 01:03:58,672 --> 01:04:00,400 Why are you here? 872 01:04:00,140 --> 01:04:05,378 We are here looking for the All Spark. And we must find it before Megatron. 873 01:04:05,712 --> 01:04:07,147 Mega-what? 874 01:04:16,723 --> 01:04:22,328 Our planet was once a powerful empire, peaceful and just, 875 01:04:23,396 --> 01:04:28,234 until we were betrayed by Megatron, leader of the Decepticons. 876 01:04:29,335 --> 01:04:32,605 All who defied them were destroyed. 877 01:04:32,706 --> 01:04:38,812 Our war finally consumed the planet, and the All Spark was lost to the stars. 878 01:04:39,779 --> 01:04:45,785 Megatron followed it to Earth, where Captain Witwicky found him. 879 01:04:46,953 --> 01:04:48,655 My grandfather. 880 01:04:48,755 --> 01:04:52,959 It was an accident that intertwined our fates. 881 01:04:56,162 --> 01:04:57,731 Come back! 882 01:05:00,266 --> 01:05:02,836 I think the dogs have found something. 883 01:05:03,903 --> 01:05:05,672 The ice is cracking! 884 01:05:15,480 --> 01:05:18,840 Captain! Grab my rope, Captain! 885 01:05:18,818 --> 01:05:20,820 I'm all right, lads! 886 01:05:21,988 --> 01:05:24,624 Can we throw you a rope, Captain? 887 01:05:31,998 --> 01:05:37,103 Megatron crash-landed before he could retrieve the Cube. 888 01:05:40,674 --> 01:05:44,110 Men! We've made a discovery! 889 01:05:44,244 --> 01:05:48,648 He accidentally activated his navigation system. 890 01:06:02,228 --> 01:06:08,680 The coordinates to the Cube's location on Earth were imprinted on his glasses. 891 01:06:08,168 --> 01:06:10,203 How'd you know about his glasses? 892 01:06:10,303 --> 01:06:12,539 - EBay. - EBay. 893 01:06:12,639 --> 01:06:15,809 If the Decepticons find the All Spark, 894 01:06:15,942 --> 01:06:21,748 they will use its power to transform Earth's machines and build a new army. 895 01:06:21,848 --> 01:06:25,251 And the human race will be extinguished. 896 01:06:25,352 --> 01:06:30,824 Sam Witwicky, you hold the key to Earth's survival. 897 01:06:34,270 --> 01:06:36,996 Please tell me that you have those glasses. 898 01:06:40,934 --> 01:06:44,371 It's like a self-regenerating molecular armor. 899 01:06:44,471 --> 01:06:46,473 Look at the scorch mark where the sabot round hit. 900 01:06:46,573 --> 01:06:47,841 Melted right through. 901 01:06:47,941 --> 01:06:51,144 Hey, aren't sabots hot-Ioaded for, like, a 6,000-degree magnesium burn? 902 01:06:51,277 --> 01:06:53,480 Close to it. It melts tank armor. 903 01:06:53,580 --> 01:06:55,782 So this metal skin must react to extreme heat. 904 01:06:56,149 --> 01:06:58,184 - Heads up! - Oh! 905 01:06:58,918 --> 01:07:01,588 I thought you said that thing was dead, man! 906 01:07:01,988 --> 01:07:05,725 Strap it down! Strap it! This thing is wicked. 907 01:07:05,825 --> 01:07:07,160 All right, get on the horn with Northern Command. 908 01:07:07,260 --> 01:07:09,529 Tell them that our effective weapon is high-heat sabot rounds. 909 01:07:09,629 --> 01:07:11,970 Recommend we load them on all the gunships. Go. 910 01:07:16,336 --> 01:07:18,380 You want that piece? 911 01:07:18,138 --> 01:07:21,441 Okay, Maggie, look. Let me break it down to you how it's gonna happen. 912 01:07:21,541 --> 01:07:23,576 They gonna come through that door and be good cop, bad cop. 913 01:07:23,710 --> 01:07:27,470 Don't fall for that, all right? That's why I ate their food. 914 01:07:27,147 --> 01:07:29,683 See, they put the plate of donuts out here to test your guilt. 915 01:07:29,816 --> 01:07:32,285 If you don't touch it, you're guilty. 916 01:07:32,385 --> 01:07:36,222 I ate the whole plate. The whole plate. Okay? 917 01:07:36,322 --> 01:07:37,490 It's me and you. 918 01:07:37,590 --> 01:07:40,427 They walk through that door, you don't say nothing. 919 01:07:54,474 --> 01:07:57,477 She did it! She did it! She's the one you want! All right? 920 01:07:57,610 --> 01:07:59,245 I was just sitting at home watching cartoons, 921 01:07:59,346 --> 01:08:01,314 playing video games with my cousin, and she came in there. 922 01:08:01,448 --> 01:08:02,415 - And then... - Glen, you freak. 923 01:08:02,515 --> 01:08:04,751 Hey! I am not going to jail for you or anybody else! 924 01:08:04,851 --> 01:08:09,556 I have done nothing bad my entire life! Hey, man, I'm still a virgin. 925 01:08:09,656 --> 01:08:10,623 Okay, so what? 926 01:08:10,724 --> 01:08:12,792 I've downloaded a couple of thousand songs off the Internet. 927 01:08:12,926 --> 01:08:14,627 Who hasn't? Who hasn't? 928 01:08:14,728 --> 01:08:15,695 - I promise! - Glen, shut up! 929 01:08:15,795 --> 01:08:19,632 No, you shut up! Don't talk to me! Don't talk to me, criminal! 930 01:08:21,935 --> 01:08:24,300 - Oh, sugar rush. - This is... This is not his fault. 931 01:08:24,137 --> 01:08:25,705 See? So can I go home now? 932 01:08:25,839 --> 01:08:28,740 - Oh, okay. I won't. - But just listen to me. 933 01:08:28,174 --> 01:08:31,878 Okay, whoever hacked into your military system downloaded a file, all right? 934 01:08:31,978 --> 01:08:34,314 It was something about someone named Witwicky 935 01:08:34,414 --> 01:08:37,984 and some government group, right? Named Sector Seven. 936 01:08:38,118 --> 01:08:39,853 You have to let me talk to Defense Secretary Keller 937 01:08:39,953 --> 01:08:42,255 before you go to war with the wrong country! 938 01:08:42,355 --> 01:08:45,191 Whatever fell out of the sky ended up right behind... 939 01:08:45,291 --> 01:08:46,860 - What did he say? - What? 940 01:08:46,993 --> 01:08:48,461 - Did he hear it, too? - Yeah, Jack heard it, too. Yeah. 941 01:08:48,561 --> 01:08:51,970 - What does he think it is? - He thinks it's a military experiment. 942 01:08:51,231 --> 01:08:52,632 - What a knucklehead. - Yeah, well, I think it's a plane. 943 01:08:58,400 --> 01:08:59,839 Still no official word as to what happened. You can see... 944 01:08:59,939 --> 01:09:01,141 - Yeah! - Call Sam. 945 01:09:01,241 --> 01:09:02,776 - Yeah. Why? - He should be home in 15 minutes. 946 01:09:02,909 --> 01:09:04,210 Well, I'll call him in 15 minutes. 947 01:09:04,310 --> 01:09:06,813 If you wait 15 minutes, he'll be late and you'll have to ground him. 948 01:09:06,946 --> 01:09:08,581 Well, I can't ground him if he's not late, can I? 949 01:09:13,853 --> 01:09:15,288 I need you to stay here, all right? 950 01:09:15,388 --> 01:09:16,556 You got to stay here and you're gonna watch them. 951 01:09:16,656 --> 01:09:17,624 - Okay, okay. - All of them. 952 01:09:17,724 --> 01:09:18,692 - Do you hear what I'm saying? - Yeah, okay, okay. 953 01:09:18,825 --> 01:09:19,793 Five minutes, all right? 954 01:09:20,493 --> 01:09:23,463 - Thanks for staying on my path. - Oh, yeah. No, no, Dad. Hey! 955 01:09:23,563 --> 01:09:25,532 The... Oh, the path. I'm sorry. I forgot about the path. 956 01:09:25,632 --> 01:09:27,233 I'm gonna sweep the whole thing right now. How about that? 957 01:09:27,367 --> 01:09:29,669 - You know, I buy half your car... - Yeah. 958 01:09:29,769 --> 01:09:33,440 ...then I bail you out of jail and then I just decided to do all your chores. 959 01:09:33,540 --> 01:09:35,750 - The chores. - Yeah. Life is great, huh? 960 01:09:35,208 --> 01:09:38,780 Life... Life is fantastic, is how good it is. 961 01:09:38,178 --> 01:09:40,714 It's so... Oh, the trash cans. Sorry, Dad. I'm gonna do the trash cans now. 962 01:09:40,847 --> 01:09:41,915 No, no, I don't want you to strain yourself. 963 01:09:42,480 --> 01:09:43,516 No, no, I won't strain myself, Dad. 964 01:09:43,616 --> 01:09:45,850 - I'll do it. - It would hurt my feelings if you do it. 965 01:09:45,185 --> 01:09:46,553 - You sure? I don't mind, I don't... - I promise... 966 01:09:46,653 --> 01:09:47,887 No, no, no, I'm gonna do it. 967 01:09:47,987 --> 01:09:49,889 I'm gonna do the trash cans and I'm gonna scrape the grill 968 01:09:49,989 --> 01:09:53,860 and I'm gonna... I'm gonna sweep up the whole house right now. 969 01:09:53,960 --> 01:09:56,329 - Tonight, right now? - Right now. 970 01:09:56,429 --> 01:09:57,397 The... 971 01:09:59,366 --> 01:10:01,835 I love you. God, I love you 972 01:10:01,935 --> 01:10:03,670 just so much right now. 973 01:10:03,770 --> 01:10:05,205 You know, Mom wanted me to ground you. 974 01:10:05,305 --> 01:10:06,806 - You're three minutes late. - Right? 975 01:10:06,940 --> 01:10:08,775 Oh, well, just another thing you did for me, Dad, 976 01:10:08,875 --> 01:10:10,243 because you're such a swell guy. 977 01:10:10,343 --> 01:10:11,444 One more thing, huh? 978 01:10:11,578 --> 01:10:14,614 All right, I love you! Sleep good, handsome man! 979 01:10:15,682 --> 01:10:16,816 What are you doing? What are you doing? 980 01:10:16,983 --> 01:10:20,253 No, watch the path! Watch the path! Watch the... Please, please, please. 981 01:10:20,353 --> 01:10:23,223 No, no, wait. No, no, no! Oh, no! 982 01:10:23,323 --> 01:10:25,759 - Sorry. My bad. - Oh, I... You couldn't... 983 01:10:25,859 --> 01:10:27,827 You couldn't wait for five... You couldn't wait for five minutes? 984 01:10:27,927 --> 01:10:30,764 I told you to just stay! Just stay! God! 985 01:10:34,340 --> 01:10:36,200 - I told you to watch them. I told you. - Okay, you know what? 986 01:10:36,136 --> 01:10:40,106 - They seem to be in a little bit of a rush. - Oh, this is bad. No! 987 01:10:41,441 --> 01:10:43,810 Mojo, Mojo! Off the robot! God! 988 01:10:44,411 --> 01:10:46,913 - Oh, wet. - No, no, no, no, no! Easy! Easy! 989 01:10:47,470 --> 01:10:49,816 Hold on! Hold! This is Mojo. This is Mojo. He's a pet of mine. 990 01:10:49,916 --> 01:10:52,719 He's a pet. Okay? That's all. If you could just put the guns away... 991 01:10:52,819 --> 01:10:55,789 - Put the... Put them away. Please. - You have a rodent infestation. 992 01:10:55,889 --> 01:10:57,900 - A what? - Shall I terminate? 993 01:10:57,190 --> 01:10:59,325 No, no, no, no. He's not a rodent, he's a Chihuahua. 994 01:10:59,459 --> 01:11:02,662 This is my... This is my Chihuahua. We love Chihuahuas! Don't we? 995 01:11:02,762 --> 01:11:05,465 He's leaked lubricants all over my foot. 996 01:11:06,966 --> 01:11:11,137 - He peed on you? Bad Mojo. Bad Mojo! - Bad Mojo! 997 01:11:11,237 --> 01:11:12,706 I'm sorry. He's got a male dominance thing. 998 01:11:12,839 --> 01:11:14,374 That's all it is. 999 01:11:14,507 --> 01:11:17,310 - My foot's gonna rust. - All right. 1000 01:11:18,345 --> 01:11:19,713 Okay, okay. 1001 01:11:20,914 --> 01:11:23,516 - Shut up and go hide! - Just hurry. 1002 01:11:26,753 --> 01:11:28,288 Autobots, recon. 1003 01:11:30,256 --> 01:11:32,826 I hope he's okay. He's in the kitchen. 1004 01:11:32,959 --> 01:11:34,728 Got some ice on his nose. 1005 01:11:34,828 --> 01:11:37,263 I had to slap him around a little bit. 1006 01:11:37,364 --> 01:11:38,732 You did not. 1007 01:11:39,999 --> 01:11:42,102 - You didn't even ground him. - Almost, almost. 1008 01:11:42,869 --> 01:11:45,405 Where are they? No, no, no, no, no. 1009 01:11:47,507 --> 01:11:49,109 Come on, come on. 1010 01:11:53,947 --> 01:11:57,170 - What? What is this? - Time is short. 1011 01:11:57,150 --> 01:11:59,719 - They really want those glasses. - Come on. What are you doing? 1012 01:11:59,853 --> 01:12:01,521 - I'm gonna help you. - Okay. 1013 01:12:01,621 --> 01:12:03,590 - Please hurry. - Okay. 1014 01:12:04,991 --> 01:12:06,960 - Yeah, no, no. It's definitely gone. - What do you mean? 1015 01:12:07,930 --> 01:12:08,940 My glasses were in the bag. 1016 01:12:08,228 --> 01:12:10,630 They were in the backpack and now the backpack isn't here. 1017 01:12:10,163 --> 01:12:11,698 Well, they're gonna be pissed, so what do you wanna do? 1018 01:12:11,831 --> 01:12:12,866 So what I think you should do is you should... 1019 01:12:12,999 --> 01:12:15,201 You should check this whole... This whole section here. 1020 01:12:15,301 --> 01:12:18,238 Just give it a clean sweep, and I'll get the corner here. 1021 01:12:18,338 --> 01:12:20,774 Yeah, no, no, no. Not there. That's my... That's my private... 1022 01:12:20,874 --> 01:12:22,308 - Sorry. That's nothing. - You just... 1023 01:12:22,409 --> 01:12:23,376 - You just told me to look... - I know, 1024 01:12:23,476 --> 01:12:24,844 but I didn't mean to look inside of my treasure chest. 1025 01:12:24,944 --> 01:12:27,647 You should be way more specific so I don't get in trouble in your room. 1026 01:12:27,747 --> 01:12:29,683 I'm already stressed out enough. 1027 01:12:29,783 --> 01:12:31,251 Okay. What now? 1028 01:12:33,687 --> 01:12:37,123 No. No, no. No, no, no. 1029 01:12:37,223 --> 01:12:41,161 This isn't hiding. This isn't hiding. This is my backyard, not a truck stop. 1030 01:12:41,294 --> 01:12:42,262 Oh, God. Oh! 1031 01:12:42,395 --> 01:12:46,499 Okay, I saw it. The UFO landed right here and now it's gone. 1032 01:12:46,633 --> 01:12:48,935 My moped's under there, man! Who's gonna pay for that? 1033 01:12:50,403 --> 01:12:52,138 Sam? Sam, Sam, Sam, Sam. 1034 01:12:52,238 --> 01:12:55,175 - He's back here. - I can't deal with this. I can't... 1035 01:12:55,275 --> 01:12:56,843 What? Oh, no, no, no. 1036 01:12:56,976 --> 01:12:58,110 - This is my mother's flower... - Oops. 1037 01:12:58,144 --> 01:12:59,379 Okay, listen. You got to listen to me. 1038 01:12:59,479 --> 01:13:01,448 If my parents come out here and see you, they're gonna freak out. 1039 01:13:01,581 --> 01:13:03,490 My mother's got a temper, okay? 1040 01:13:03,149 --> 01:13:04,684 We must have the glasses. 1041 01:13:04,818 --> 01:13:06,353 I know you need the glasses. I've been looking everywhere. 1042 01:13:06,486 --> 01:13:08,722 They're not here. They're definitely not here. 1043 01:13:08,822 --> 01:13:09,889 Keep searching. 1044 01:13:10,230 --> 01:13:11,691 I need you to be quiet for five minutes. 1045 01:13:11,791 --> 01:13:13,260 Ten minutes. Okay? 1046 01:13:13,126 --> 01:13:14,894 Please, I'm begging you. You got to... You're making a racket. 1047 01:13:14,994 --> 01:13:16,963 I can't concentrate. You want me to look and I'm hearing... 1048 01:13:17,970 --> 01:13:18,980 Calm down, calm down. 1049 01:13:18,231 --> 01:13:19,933 You got to do something here. You got to do something here. 1050 01:13:20,330 --> 01:13:22,702 - Autobots, fall back. - Thank you. Please, for five minutes. 1051 01:13:22,802 --> 01:13:24,671 Good? Good? Okay. 1052 01:13:24,771 --> 01:13:25,905 - Move! - Get away! 1053 01:13:26,390 --> 01:13:27,741 What's the matter with you? Can't you be quiet? 1054 01:13:27,841 --> 01:13:29,743 He wants us to be quiet. 1055 01:13:33,580 --> 01:13:37,384 Earthquake! Move, move, move, move, move! Earthquake! 1056 01:13:37,484 --> 01:13:38,184 Judy! Judy, get under the table! Move it! Duck and cover right now! 1057 01:13:38,184 --> 01:13:41,354 Judy! Judy, get under the table! Move it! Duck and cover right now! 1058 01:13:41,454 --> 01:13:43,289 How did you get over there so fast? 1059 01:13:44,357 --> 01:13:46,126 Wow! That was tingly! 1060 01:13:46,760 --> 01:13:49,629 - You got to try that! - Yeah, that looks fun. 1061 01:13:54,501 --> 01:13:56,469 - Sam? - Sammy? 1062 01:13:58,905 --> 01:14:01,608 - What the hell is that? - I don't know. 1063 01:14:01,975 --> 01:14:03,710 - Sam? - That's weird. 1064 01:14:03,843 --> 01:14:05,545 - Sam! - Ratchet, point the light. 1065 01:14:05,645 --> 01:14:08,214 - Come on, hurry. - Listen, we got a major issue in here. 1066 01:14:08,314 --> 01:14:09,382 What's with the light? You gotta stop the light. 1067 01:14:09,482 --> 01:14:11,384 What's going on? Turn it off. You gotta tell him to shut it off. 1068 01:14:11,484 --> 01:14:12,652 - Shut it off. - Sam, are you in there? 1069 01:14:12,752 --> 01:14:13,820 How come the door's locked? 1070 01:14:13,920 --> 01:14:17,557 You know the rules. No doors locked in my house! 1071 01:14:17,657 --> 01:14:18,858 You know he'll start counting 1072 01:14:18,958 --> 01:14:20,360 - if you don't open the door! - One more chance. Five... 1073 01:14:20,460 --> 01:14:21,461 Oh, dear. 1074 01:14:21,561 --> 01:14:23,296 - Four. It's coming off the hinges, pal. - He's counting! 1075 01:14:23,430 --> 01:14:24,798 - Sam, just open the door. - Three. 1076 01:14:24,898 --> 01:14:25,865 - Oh, my. - Two. 1077 01:14:25,965 --> 01:14:28,340 - He's counting. - Stand back. 1078 01:14:28,535 --> 01:14:32,205 - What's up? What's with the bat? - Who were you talking to? 1079 01:14:32,305 --> 01:14:35,308 - I'm talking to you. - Why are you so sweaty and filthy? 1080 01:14:35,408 --> 01:14:37,100 I'm a child. You know, I'm a teenager. 1081 01:14:37,110 --> 01:14:39,346 We heard voices and noises and we thought maybe you were... 1082 01:14:39,446 --> 01:14:41,314 It doesn't matter what we thought. What was that light? 1083 01:14:41,414 --> 01:14:43,216 No, what light? What? There's no light, Dad! There's no light! 1084 01:14:43,316 --> 01:14:44,818 You got two lights in your hand! That's what it is. 1085 01:14:44,918 --> 01:14:46,186 - Maybe it bounced... - There was light under the door. 1086 01:14:46,286 --> 01:14:48,321 Look, you can't... You can't just bounce into my room like that. 1087 01:14:48,421 --> 01:14:49,789 You got to knock. You got to communicate. 1088 01:14:49,923 --> 01:14:50,924 - We knocked for five minutes. - I'm a teenager. 1089 01:14:51,240 --> 01:14:52,392 - We knocked. - You didn't knock. 1090 01:14:52,492 --> 01:14:53,960 - You were screaming at me, okay? - No. 1091 01:14:54,600 --> 01:14:55,495 This is repression, what you're doing here. 1092 01:14:55,595 --> 01:14:57,964 - You're ruining my youth, okay? - Oh, for Pete's sakes! 1093 01:15:04,404 --> 01:15:05,472 - Judy. - Was I... 1094 01:15:05,572 --> 01:15:06,539 - No, Mom. - Zip it, okay? 1095 01:15:08,740 --> 01:15:09,109 That's not something for you to bring up. 1096 01:15:09,209 --> 01:15:10,744 - That's a father-and-son thing, okay? - Father-son thing. 1097 01:15:10,844 --> 01:15:13,680 I mean, you don't have to call it that word if that makes you uncomfortable. 1098 01:15:13,780 --> 01:15:17,417 You can call it Sam's happy time or... 1099 01:15:17,517 --> 01:15:19,519 - Happy time? ...my special alone time... 1100 01:15:19,619 --> 01:15:20,587 - Stop. - Mom. 1101 01:15:20,687 --> 01:15:21,688 - Judy, stop. ...with myself. 1102 01:15:21,788 --> 01:15:22,822 - Mom, you can't come in and... - I'm sorry. 1103 01:15:22,922 --> 01:15:25,225 It's just been a weird night. I've had a little bit to drink. 1104 01:15:25,325 --> 01:15:27,360 - No, no, Dad. - Yeah, well, we saw a light. 1105 01:15:27,460 --> 01:15:29,229 Oh, parents. 1106 01:15:30,130 --> 01:15:32,932 I don't know where it was, but we saw it. 1107 01:15:34,670 --> 01:15:37,637 Earthquake! It's another one! Another earthquake! Get in the doorway! 1108 01:15:37,737 --> 01:15:40,600 - Okay! - Aftershock! Aftershock! 1109 01:15:40,600 --> 01:15:40,373 - Okay! - Aftershock! Aftershock! 1110 01:15:40,473 --> 01:15:41,474 Oh, I hate these. 1111 01:15:41,574 --> 01:15:42,842 - Got to ride it out. Ride it out! - Quick, hide. 1112 01:15:42,942 --> 01:15:43,977 - Hey, the lights are back on. - Hide? What? 1113 01:15:44,770 --> 01:15:45,612 - Where? - Come on, get out of that tub. 1114 01:15:45,712 --> 01:15:47,470 Can't you take safety seriously? 1115 01:15:47,147 --> 01:15:50,417 - Good Lord, this floor is filthy, Sam. - Oh, oh, man! Man. Oh. 1116 01:15:50,517 --> 01:15:53,420 Oh, no! Look at the yard. The yard is destroyed. 1117 01:15:58,525 --> 01:16:02,280 Judy? Better call the city. We got a blown transformer! 1118 01:16:02,128 --> 01:16:04,631 Power pole's sparking all over the place! 1119 01:16:04,731 --> 01:16:06,966 Oh, man. Yard's a waste. 1120 01:16:07,670 --> 01:16:08,768 Trashed. Gone. 1121 01:16:09,690 --> 01:16:10,537 - It's a wash. The whole yard. - You're kidding. 1122 01:16:10,637 --> 01:16:12,672 The parents are very irritating. 1123 01:16:12,772 --> 01:16:14,474 - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Can I take them out? 1124 01:16:14,574 --> 01:16:17,310 Ironhide, you know we don't harm humans. 1125 01:16:17,410 --> 01:16:18,611 What is with you? 1126 01:16:18,712 --> 01:16:22,480 Well, I'm just saying we could. It's an option. 1127 01:16:22,148 --> 01:16:23,817 We heard you talking to somebody, Sam. 1128 01:16:23,917 --> 01:16:26,319 - We wanna know who. - Mom, I told... 1129 01:16:26,419 --> 01:16:28,221 Hi. I'm Mikaela. 1130 01:16:28,988 --> 01:16:31,257 I'm a... I'm a friend of Sam's. 1131 01:16:32,726 --> 01:16:35,462 Gosh, you're gorgeous. Isn't that the prettiest girl? 1132 01:16:35,562 --> 01:16:38,431 - She can hear you talking, Mom. - Thank you. 1133 01:16:38,531 --> 01:16:41,601 Oh, my goodness. I'm sorry you had to hear our little family discussion about... 1134 01:16:41,701 --> 01:16:43,203 - Sorry that we're bugging you. - Do you have my backpack? 1135 01:16:43,303 --> 01:16:44,471 - Come on, hon. Let's go. - Oh, it's in the kitchen. 1136 01:17:01,821 --> 01:17:05,158 Oh, yes. Okay. Okay. 1137 01:17:05,258 --> 01:17:07,260 - Yeah. - Your mom's so nice. 1138 01:17:07,360 --> 01:17:08,328 I want you to distract my parents 1139 01:17:08,428 --> 01:17:10,730 while I slip out and get these glasses to them, okay? 1140 01:17:16,669 --> 01:17:19,239 - Ronald Wickity? - It's Witwicky. Who are you? 1141 01:17:19,339 --> 01:17:21,374 We're the government. Sector Seven. 1142 01:17:21,474 --> 01:17:23,610 - Never heard of it. - Never will. 1143 01:17:23,710 --> 01:17:26,246 Your son's the great-grandson of Captain Archibald Wickity, is he not? 1144 01:17:26,346 --> 01:17:27,480 It's Witwicky. 1145 01:17:27,580 --> 01:17:30,817 May I enter the premises, sir? 1146 01:17:30,917 --> 01:17:33,853 Ron, there's guys all over the front yard. 1147 01:17:33,953 --> 01:17:34,921 What the heck is going on here? 1148 01:17:35,210 --> 01:17:37,157 Your son filed a stolen car report last night. 1149 01:17:37,257 --> 01:17:39,526 We think it's involved in a national security matter. 1150 01:17:39,626 --> 01:17:41,610 - They're ripping up my rose bushes! - National security? 1151 01:17:41,161 --> 01:17:42,228 That's right. National security. 1152 01:17:42,328 --> 01:17:43,930 My God, Ron, they're everywhere. 1153 01:17:44,300 --> 01:17:46,399 There's guys in suits all around the house! Look at this! 1154 01:17:46,499 --> 01:17:48,301 Could you stay off the grass? 1155 01:17:48,401 --> 01:17:49,836 Get me a sample and some isotope readings. 1156 01:17:49,936 --> 01:17:51,571 They're pulling bushes out of the ground! 1157 01:17:51,671 --> 01:17:54,908 Good Lord! They've got to get their hands off my bush! 1158 01:17:55,800 --> 01:17:56,476 - Drop the bat, ma'am. - Hey, hey, hey, that's my... 1159 01:17:56,576 --> 01:17:57,911 I'm carrying a loaded weapon. 1160 01:17:58,110 --> 01:17:59,346 But you'd better get those guys out of my garden 1161 01:17:59,446 --> 01:18:01,614 or I am gonna beat the crap out of them! 1162 01:18:01,715 --> 01:18:04,751 Are you experiencing any flu-like symptoms? Aching joints? Fever? 1163 01:18:04,851 --> 01:18:06,920 - No! - What is this? 1164 01:18:07,200 --> 01:18:09,756 How you doing, son? Is your name Sam? 1165 01:18:09,856 --> 01:18:11,324 - Yeah. - Well, I need you to come with us. 1166 01:18:11,424 --> 01:18:12,659 Whoa, way out of line. 1167 01:18:12,759 --> 01:18:16,796 Sir, I am asking politely. Back off. 1168 01:18:16,896 --> 01:18:18,798 - You're not taking my son. - Really? 1169 01:18:18,898 --> 01:18:19,966 You gonna try to get rough with us? 1170 01:18:20,660 --> 01:18:21,267 No, but I'm gonna call the cops 1171 01:18:21,368 --> 01:18:23,570 because there's something fishy going on around here. 1172 01:18:23,670 --> 01:18:26,373 Yeah. There's something a little fishy about you, your son, 1173 01:18:26,473 --> 01:18:30,443 your little Taco Bell dog and this whole operation you got going on here. 1174 01:18:30,543 --> 01:18:32,779 - What operation? - That is what we are gonna find out. 1175 01:18:32,879 --> 01:18:35,448 I think direct contact. 1176 01:18:40,887 --> 01:18:42,455 - Son? - Yeah. 1177 01:18:43,523 --> 01:18:46,426 - Step forward, please. - Just stand? 1178 01:18:52,198 --> 01:18:53,666 Fourteen rads. 1179 01:18:55,268 --> 01:18:56,736 Bingo! Tag them and bag them! 1180 01:18:57,470 --> 01:18:59,372 If you hurt my dog, I'll kick your ass! 1181 01:18:59,472 --> 01:19:01,174 Get me a sample on that vegetation ASAP! 1182 01:19:01,274 --> 01:19:02,809 Sam! Do not say anything, Sam! 1183 01:19:02,909 --> 01:19:04,778 - Yeah. - Not a word until we get a lawyer! 1184 01:19:09,490 --> 01:19:10,216 So, 1185 01:19:11,651 --> 01:19:15,121 LadiesMan217. 1186 01:19:15,221 --> 01:19:18,658 That is your eBay username, right? 1187 01:19:18,758 --> 01:19:21,940 Yeah, but, you know, it was a typo and I ran with it. 1188 01:19:21,194 --> 01:19:22,162 What do you make of this? 1189 01:19:22,262 --> 01:19:24,831 My name is Sam Witwicky, okay? And my... 1190 01:19:24,931 --> 01:19:26,660 Is that you? 1191 01:19:26,166 --> 01:19:28,368 Yeah, that sounds like LadiesMan. 1192 01:19:28,468 --> 01:19:33,306 Last night at the station, you told the officer your car transformed. 1193 01:19:34,641 --> 01:19:36,976 - Enlighten me. - Well, here's what I said, okay? 1194 01:19:37,770 --> 01:19:41,548 'Cause this is a total misunderstanding that my car had been stolen... 1195 01:19:41,648 --> 01:19:43,783 - Really? ...from me, from my home, 1196 01:19:43,883 --> 01:19:46,853 but it's fine now because it's back! It came back! 1197 01:19:46,953 --> 01:19:48,688 - Well, not by itself. - Well, no. 1198 01:19:48,788 --> 01:19:52,225 Because cars don't do that because that would be crazy. 1199 01:19:55,362 --> 01:19:56,963 That's funny. That is so funny. 1200 01:19:57,630 --> 01:19:59,566 So what do you kids know about aliens, huh? 1201 01:20:00,734 --> 01:20:03,503 Oh, you mean, like a Martian? Like what, E. T? No. 1202 01:20:03,603 --> 01:20:05,105 - It's an urban legend. - Yeah. 1203 01:20:05,205 --> 01:20:06,339 You see this? 1204 01:20:06,439 --> 01:20:09,420 This is an l-can-do-whatever-l-want and-get-away-with-it badge. 1205 01:20:09,142 --> 01:20:11,911 - Right. - I'm gonna lock you up forever. 1206 01:20:12,120 --> 01:20:13,246 Oh, God. You know what? Don't listen to him. 1207 01:20:13,346 --> 01:20:15,749 He's just pissy 'cause he's got to get back to guarding the mall. 1208 01:20:15,849 --> 01:20:18,918 You, in the training bra, do not test me. 1209 01:20:19,190 --> 01:20:21,121 Especially with your daddy's parole coming up. 1210 01:20:21,221 --> 01:20:22,622 What? Parole? 1211 01:20:22,722 --> 01:20:26,590 - It's nothing. - Oh, grand theft auto, that ain't nothing? 1212 01:20:26,159 --> 01:20:28,161 You know those cars my dad used to teach me to fix? 1213 01:20:28,261 --> 01:20:29,996 Well, they... They weren't always his. 1214 01:20:30,960 --> 01:20:31,197 You stole cars? 1215 01:20:31,297 --> 01:20:32,999 Well, we couldn't always afford a babysitter, 1216 01:20:33,990 --> 01:20:34,901 so sometimes he had to take me along. 1217 01:20:35,100 --> 01:20:37,303 She's got her own juvie record to prove it! 1218 01:20:37,404 --> 01:20:40,400 She's a criminal. Criminals are hot. 1219 01:20:41,174 --> 01:20:45,812 That'd be a real shame if he had to rot in jail the rest of his natural life. 1220 01:20:45,912 --> 01:20:48,214 It is time to talk! 1221 01:20:54,954 --> 01:20:56,389 Big! It's big! 1222 01:21:01,127 --> 01:21:03,960 Go, go, go, go! 1223 01:21:03,530 --> 01:21:06,166 - I can't see it! I can't see it! - Shift your weight towards the front! 1224 01:21:06,266 --> 01:21:07,701 All right! All right! 1225 01:21:22,282 --> 01:21:24,584 You A-holes are in trouble now. 1226 01:21:24,684 --> 01:21:31,224 Gentlemen, I want to introduce you to my friend, Optimus Prime. 1227 01:21:33,460 --> 01:21:37,230 Taking the children was a bad move. 1228 01:21:37,330 --> 01:21:40,734 Autobots, relieve them of their weapons. 1229 01:21:44,337 --> 01:21:46,720 Freeze! 1230 01:21:46,706 --> 01:21:48,108 - Whoa! Whoa! - Give me those! 1231 01:21:48,208 --> 01:21:49,275 Whoa! 1232 01:21:50,710 --> 01:21:51,778 Whoa! 1233 01:22:02,555 --> 01:22:03,890 Hi, there. 1234 01:22:04,190 --> 01:22:08,928 You don't seem afraid. Are you not surprised to see us? 1235 01:22:09,629 --> 01:22:14,567 Look, there are S-Seven protocols, okay? 1236 01:22:15,168 --> 01:22:16,469 I'm not authorized to communicate with you 1237 01:22:16,569 --> 01:22:18,805 except to tell you I can't communicate with you. 1238 01:22:18,905 --> 01:22:21,508 - Get out of the car. - All right. 1239 01:22:22,142 --> 01:22:23,276 - Me? You want me to get... - Now! 1240 01:22:23,376 --> 01:22:24,878 All right, all right. Get out. Hey. 1241 01:22:24,978 --> 01:22:28,348 All right, I'm... I'm getting out. I'm getting out. You see? 1242 01:22:28,448 --> 01:22:31,951 Very nifty how you put us down without really killing us. 1243 01:22:32,520 --> 01:22:33,586 You're good with handcuffs, too, now, huh? 1244 01:22:33,687 --> 01:22:34,688 How you doing? 1245 01:22:34,788 --> 01:22:36,523 - You weren't supposed to hear all that. - How's it going, huh? 1246 01:22:36,623 --> 01:22:38,792 - Yeah. - This is real. 1247 01:22:38,892 --> 01:22:42,620 Now, listen. If I choose to engage with him, mum is the word, all right? 1248 01:22:42,162 --> 01:22:45,932 Sam, I have a record because I wouldn't turn my dad in. 1249 01:22:46,533 --> 01:22:50,704 When have you had to sacrifice anything in your perfect little life? 1250 01:22:52,272 --> 01:22:53,940 Big guys. Big guys with big guns, huh? 1251 01:22:54,400 --> 01:22:56,910 What is Sector Seven? Answer me. 1252 01:22:57,100 --> 01:22:59,512 I'm the one who asks questions around here. Not you, young man! 1253 01:22:59,612 --> 01:23:01,848 - How'd you know about the aliens? - Where did you take my parents? 1254 01:23:01,948 --> 01:23:03,950 - I am not at liberty to discuss it. - No? 1255 01:23:04,500 --> 01:23:05,919 Hey. You touch me, that's a federal offense. 1256 01:23:06,190 --> 01:23:07,754 Do-whatever-you-want and-get-away-with-it badge, right? 1257 01:23:07,854 --> 01:23:10,690 Yeah. Brave now all of a sudden, with his big alien friend standing over there. 1258 01:23:10,790 --> 01:23:13,993 - Where is Sector Seven? - Wouldn't you like to know? 1259 01:23:19,265 --> 01:23:20,233 Hey! 1260 01:23:20,333 --> 01:23:23,269 Bumblebee, stop lubricating the man. 1261 01:23:23,370 --> 01:23:25,438 Get that thing to stop, huh? 1262 01:23:26,773 --> 01:23:30,760 - All right, tough guy, take it off. - What are you talking about? 1263 01:23:30,176 --> 01:23:32,879 - Your clothes, all of it, off. - For what? 1264 01:23:34,114 --> 01:23:35,949 For threatening my dad. 1265 01:23:39,190 --> 01:23:44,924 Little lady, this is the beginning of the end of your life. 1266 01:23:46,693 --> 01:23:48,361 You're a criminal. 1267 01:23:49,290 --> 01:23:51,831 Let's face facts. It's in your gene pool. 1268 01:23:53,299 --> 01:23:56,136 Those are nice. Now get behind the pole. 1269 01:23:56,236 --> 01:23:57,237 All right. 1270 01:23:57,337 --> 01:23:59,439 This is such a felony, what you're doing. 1271 01:24:01,474 --> 01:24:03,376 - I will hunt you down, okay? - He'll hunt you down. 1272 01:24:03,510 --> 01:24:05,679 - Without any remorse! - No remorse. 1273 01:24:05,779 --> 01:24:07,470 - Enjoy. - Okay? 1274 01:24:07,147 --> 01:24:11,584 - We have got to alert everyone. - They already know. Speaker. 1275 01:24:18,124 --> 01:24:20,600 Optimus! Incoming! 1276 01:24:27,767 --> 01:24:29,200 Roll out. 1277 01:24:35,909 --> 01:24:39,245 Okay, I'm picking up rad readings under that bridge right down there. 1278 01:24:42,115 --> 01:24:45,518 Okay, I'm getting really good rad readings. Forty-two and higher. 1279 01:24:45,618 --> 01:24:46,953 Up you get. 1280 01:24:51,658 --> 01:24:53,626 Okay, we're dropping in. 1281 01:24:57,664 --> 01:25:00,266 Really strong readings right down below us. There he is. 1282 01:25:00,367 --> 01:25:02,535 Ship one and two, come on in. 1283 01:25:03,603 --> 01:25:06,239 That's it, right there. Mark him, mark him. 1284 01:25:06,339 --> 01:25:09,609 Okay, there he is. 11:30. 11:30. Right off the nose. 1285 01:25:10,143 --> 01:25:11,711 I got it. 12:00. 1286 01:25:15,782 --> 01:25:17,217 Okay, I'm tracking him. I've got him. 1287 01:25:20,186 --> 01:25:22,389 Got him going down the street. 1288 01:25:25,992 --> 01:25:30,563 Okay. Where'd he go, guys? I lost him. Got no IR signature. Where'd he go? 1289 01:25:30,897 --> 01:25:33,660 Okay, I lost him. I lost him. 1290 01:25:33,633 --> 01:25:35,635 Okay, we're coming around. 1291 01:25:58,324 --> 01:25:59,859 Easy, you two. 1292 01:26:09,235 --> 01:26:12,472 No! No! No, Sam! Sam, don't drop me! 1293 01:26:13,139 --> 01:26:16,142 Sam, don't! Sam, don't! I'm slipping! I'm slipping! 1294 01:26:17,377 --> 01:26:19,446 - Hold on! - No! 1295 01:26:23,149 --> 01:26:24,384 Sam! 1296 01:26:29,989 --> 01:26:33,126 All right, we've got him pinned. We've got him pinned in the river. 1297 01:26:33,226 --> 01:26:34,494 I'm in for the shot. 1298 01:26:34,594 --> 01:26:36,290 Stop! Stop! 1299 01:26:37,230 --> 01:26:39,320 Wait! No! 1300 01:26:42,402 --> 01:26:45,400 - Take the shot, get him. - Take the shot. 1301 01:26:45,572 --> 01:26:46,773 No! 1302 01:27:02,856 --> 01:27:04,958 No! Stop! 1303 01:27:05,558 --> 01:27:06,860 Stop! 1304 01:27:07,460 --> 01:27:10,897 Get down on the ground! Get down! Get down! 1305 01:27:11,898 --> 01:27:13,233 What? Okay. 1306 01:27:15,101 --> 01:27:17,270 Look, he's not fighting back! 1307 01:27:17,871 --> 01:27:20,730 Freeze it! Freeze it! Freeze it! 1308 01:27:26,446 --> 01:27:28,140 Stop hurting him! 1309 01:27:37,424 --> 01:27:39,125 Don't let him move! 1310 01:27:39,859 --> 01:27:41,428 I got him here! 1311 01:28:04,617 --> 01:28:05,685 No! 1312 01:28:09,689 --> 01:28:11,491 Happy to see me again? 1313 01:28:12,992 --> 01:28:15,729 Put him in a car with his little criminal friend. 1314 01:28:21,601 --> 01:28:24,671 I want that thing frozen and ready for transport! 1315 01:28:32,846 --> 01:28:35,115 Hang back. Let me check it out. 1316 01:28:37,951 --> 01:28:39,352 Optimus, 1317 01:28:41,688 --> 01:28:44,157 are we just gonna stand here and do nothing? 1318 01:28:44,257 --> 01:28:47,961 There's no way to free Bumblebee without harming the humans. 1319 01:28:48,610 --> 01:28:50,864 - But it's not right. He... - Let them leave. 1320 01:29:02,876 --> 01:29:05,245 The Chinese and the Russians are nearing our area of operations 1321 01:29:05,345 --> 01:29:06,479 in the western Pacific. 1322 01:29:06,579 --> 01:29:08,782 We feel like this could get out of hand real fast. 1323 01:29:08,882 --> 01:29:11,651 But the next couple of hours may just define his presidency. 1324 01:29:15,989 --> 01:29:18,858 US and Chinese task forces approaching 100 nautical miles 1325 01:29:18,958 --> 01:29:20,293 of cruise missile range. 1326 01:29:20,393 --> 01:29:23,930 Tell the strike group commander that he's not to engage unless fired on first. 1327 01:29:24,300 --> 01:29:25,999 - Yes, sir! - Mr. Secretary? 1328 01:29:28,401 --> 01:29:33,473 Tom Banachek. I'm with Sector Seven, Advanced Research Division. 1329 01:29:33,573 --> 01:29:36,776 Never heard of it. I'm a little busy, Tom. I think you can see that. 1330 01:29:39,913 --> 01:29:42,415 - What's going on here? - I don't know. 1331 01:29:46,520 --> 01:29:48,722 Sit rep! Talk to me! 1332 01:29:48,822 --> 01:29:51,224 - The whole room's gone down, sir. - I can see that! 1333 01:29:51,324 --> 01:29:52,992 The virus was coded to shut us down. 1334 01:29:53,930 --> 01:29:55,528 - General? - I'll take a seat. 1335 01:29:56,563 --> 01:29:57,530 What do you mean, "shut us down"? 1336 01:29:57,630 --> 01:30:00,633 They used our network to spread out to the whole world. 1337 01:30:00,734 --> 01:30:01,835 The blackout's global. 1338 01:30:01,935 --> 01:30:04,771 We have no communications, satellite and land lines are dead. 1339 01:30:04,871 --> 01:30:09,409 You mean to tell me that I cannot pick up this telephone and call my family? 1340 01:30:15,348 --> 01:30:19,652 Mr. Secretary? I'm here under direct order from the President. 1341 01:30:21,654 --> 01:30:24,240 You really need to see what I have in the case. 1342 01:30:27,930 --> 01:30:28,661 You'll have to accept that there are certain things 1343 01:30:28,762 --> 01:30:30,864 you won't understand right away. 1344 01:30:30,964 --> 01:30:34,300 Sector Seven is a special-access division of the government 1345 01:30:34,401 --> 01:30:37,804 convened in secret under President Hoover 80 years ago. 1346 01:30:38,671 --> 01:30:42,776 You may remember NASA JPL lost the Beagle 2 Mars Rover. 1347 01:30:43,877 --> 01:30:48,148 We told them to report the mission a complete failure. It wasn't. 1348 01:30:48,615 --> 01:30:51,170 Beagle 2 transmitted 13 seconds. 1349 01:30:51,618 --> 01:30:54,154 This was classified above top secret. 1350 01:31:09,135 --> 01:31:11,771 EDA ended at 170 hours, 48 minutes. 1351 01:31:11,871 --> 01:31:14,507 More than just a pile of Martian rocks. 1352 01:31:15,775 --> 01:31:17,877 This is the image from Mars. 1353 01:31:18,712 --> 01:31:21,481 Here's the image your Special Ops team was able to retrieve 1354 01:31:21,581 --> 01:31:23,350 from the base attack. 1355 01:31:24,117 --> 01:31:27,220 We believe they are of the same exoskeletal type, 1356 01:31:28,880 --> 01:31:30,857 and obviously not Russian or North Korean. 1357 01:31:31,257 --> 01:31:33,927 Are we talking about an invasion? 1358 01:31:34,270 --> 01:31:37,130 We intercepted the message from your Special Ops team. 1359 01:31:37,230 --> 01:31:40,567 These things can be hurt by our weapons and now they know it. 1360 01:31:40,667 --> 01:31:42,402 That's why the virus shut us down, 1361 01:31:42,502 --> 01:31:45,805 so we can't coordinate against their next attack, 1362 01:31:45,905 --> 01:31:50,410 which I would bet my ridiculous government salary is coming soon. 1363 01:31:54,280 --> 01:31:56,616 Get word to our fleet commanders over the National Guard frequency. 1364 01:31:56,716 --> 01:32:00,120 It's a shortwave radio channel. It might be still working. 1365 01:32:00,220 --> 01:32:03,556 Tell them to turn their ships around and come home. ASAP! 1366 01:32:03,656 --> 01:32:06,626 And inform all commands to prepare for imminent attack. 1367 01:32:16,836 --> 01:32:20,106 Captain Lennox, we need you and your team to come with us right now! 1368 01:32:20,206 --> 01:32:21,174 Let's go! 1369 01:32:26,212 --> 01:32:27,714 She's in here. 1370 01:32:28,810 --> 01:32:29,749 What's going on? 1371 01:32:30,283 --> 01:32:32,118 You're coming with me. 1372 01:32:32,552 --> 01:32:35,255 - You're going to be my advisor. - Me, too? 1373 01:32:36,256 --> 01:32:37,590 Who's this? 1374 01:32:38,358 --> 01:32:41,461 - He's my advisor. - He comes, too. 1375 01:32:52,739 --> 01:32:55,241 - So... - What'd they get you for? 1376 01:32:56,309 --> 01:33:00,580 I bought a car. Turned out to be an alien robot. 1377 01:33:00,680 --> 01:33:01,648 Wow. 1378 01:33:02,315 --> 01:33:03,450 Who knew? 1379 01:33:20,233 --> 01:33:22,135 Make a hole! Watch your back! 1380 01:33:32,946 --> 01:33:35,682 Please, let this work. 1381 01:33:37,830 --> 01:33:38,985 Fire it up, Optimus. 1382 01:33:39,953 --> 01:33:41,454 The code. 1383 01:33:41,554 --> 01:33:46,960 The code on these glasses indicates the All Spark is 230 miles from here. 1384 01:33:48,762 --> 01:33:52,565 I sense the Decepticons are getting ready to mobilize. 1385 01:33:53,733 --> 01:33:55,502 They must know it's here, as well. 1386 01:33:55,602 --> 01:33:56,936 What about Bumblebee? 1387 01:33:57,370 --> 01:34:01,107 We can't just leave him to die and become some human experiment! 1388 01:34:01,207 --> 01:34:05,211 He'll die in vain if we don't accomplish our mission. 1389 01:34:05,311 --> 01:34:09,549 Bumblebee is a brave soldier. This is what he would want. 1390 01:34:09,649 --> 01:34:12,585 Why are we fighting to save the humans? 1391 01:34:13,987 --> 01:34:17,357 They're a primitive and violent race. 1392 01:34:19,693 --> 01:34:21,695 Were we so different? 1393 01:34:22,595 --> 01:34:26,966 They're a young species. They have much to learn. 1394 01:34:27,670 --> 01:34:29,869 But I've seen goodness in them. 1395 01:34:29,969 --> 01:34:34,140 Freedom is the right of all sentient beings. 1396 01:34:34,240 --> 01:34:38,478 You all know there's only one way to end this war. 1397 01:34:38,578 --> 01:34:41,281 We must destroy the Cube. 1398 01:34:42,820 --> 01:34:46,653 If all else fails, I will unite it with the spark in my chest. 1399 01:34:46,753 --> 01:34:48,880 That's suicide. 1400 01:34:48,188 --> 01:34:51,991 The Cube is raw power. It could destroy you both. 1401 01:34:52,920 --> 01:34:56,563 A necessary sacrifice to bring peace to this planet. 1402 01:34:56,663 --> 01:34:59,966 We cannot let the humans pay for our mistakes. 1403 01:35:01,434 --> 01:35:04,137 It's been an honor serving with you all. 1404 01:35:04,237 --> 01:35:08,410 - Autobots, roll out! - We rolling! 1405 01:35:20,860 --> 01:35:23,256 Team attention! Present arms! 1406 01:35:23,923 --> 01:35:28,161 At ease. Captain, Sergeant. Got your intel. Excellent work. 1407 01:35:28,261 --> 01:35:29,963 Thank you, sir. What about the gunships? 1408 01:35:30,630 --> 01:35:32,198 They're being retrofitted with sabot rounds now. 1409 01:35:32,298 --> 01:35:33,566 If they hit us again, we'll be ready for them. 1410 01:35:33,666 --> 01:35:36,770 But it won't do us much good if we can't get world communications back up. 1411 01:35:38,271 --> 01:35:39,506 Hey, kid. 1412 01:35:40,573 --> 01:35:43,243 I think we got off to a bad start, huh? 1413 01:35:43,777 --> 01:35:44,878 You must be hungry? 1414 01:35:44,978 --> 01:35:46,980 You want a latte? HoHo? Double venti macchiato? 1415 01:35:47,800 --> 01:35:48,715 Where's my car? 1416 01:35:48,815 --> 01:35:52,385 Son, I need you to listen to me very carefully. 1417 01:35:52,886 --> 01:35:54,587 People can die here. 1418 01:35:54,954 --> 01:35:57,657 We need to know everything you know. We need to know it now. 1419 01:35:57,757 --> 01:35:58,958 Okay. 1420 01:35:59,590 --> 01:36:02,796 But first, I'll take my car, my parents. Maybe you should write that down. 1421 01:36:02,896 --> 01:36:07,600 Oh, and her juvie record. That's got to be gone. Like, forever. 1422 01:36:09,235 --> 01:36:12,205 Come with me. We'll talk about your car. 1423 01:36:12,305 --> 01:36:13,606 Thank you. 1424 01:36:15,750 --> 01:36:16,810 The man's an extortionist. 1425 01:36:18,545 --> 01:36:19,879 All right, here's the situation. 1426 01:36:19,979 --> 01:36:22,382 You've all had direct contact with the NBEs. 1427 01:36:22,482 --> 01:36:23,583 NBEs? 1428 01:36:23,683 --> 01:36:27,287 Non-Biological Extraterrestrials. Try and keep up with the acronyms. 1429 01:36:27,387 --> 01:36:31,240 What you're about to see is totally classified. 1430 01:36:40,200 --> 01:36:40,767 Dear God. What is this? 1431 01:36:40,767 --> 01:36:42,350 Dear God. What is this? 1432 01:36:43,603 --> 01:36:46,873 We think when he made his approach over the north pole, 1433 01:36:46,973 --> 01:36:50,410 our gravitational field screwed up his telemetry. 1434 01:36:50,510 --> 01:36:54,514 He crashed in the ice, probably a few thousand years ago. 1435 01:36:54,614 --> 01:36:57,884 We shipped him here to this facility in 1934. 1436 01:36:57,984 --> 01:37:00,387 We call him NBE One. 1437 01:37:00,487 --> 01:37:02,856 Well, sir, I don't mean to correct you on everything you think you know, 1438 01:37:02,956 --> 01:37:05,358 but, I mean, that's Megatron. 1439 01:37:06,626 --> 01:37:08,461 He's the leader of the Decepticons. 1440 01:37:08,561 --> 01:37:11,898 He's been in cryostasis since 1935. 1441 01:37:11,998 --> 01:37:15,468 Your great-great-grandfather made one of the greatest discoveries 1442 01:37:15,568 --> 01:37:17,300 in the history of mankind. 1443 01:37:17,103 --> 01:37:20,400 Fact is, you're looking at the source of the modern age, 1444 01:37:20,140 --> 01:37:26,980 the microchip, lasers, spaceflight, cars, all reverse-engineered by studying him. 1445 01:37:27,800 --> 01:37:30,884 NBE One. That's what we call it. 1446 01:37:31,451 --> 01:37:34,870 And you didn't think the United States military might need to know 1447 01:37:34,187 --> 01:37:36,556 that you're keeping a hostile alien robot frozen in the basement? 1448 01:37:36,656 --> 01:37:40,660 Until these events, we had no credible threat to national security. 1449 01:37:40,760 --> 01:37:42,629 Well, you got one now. 1450 01:37:43,563 --> 01:37:45,965 - So why Earth? - It's the All Spark. 1451 01:37:46,660 --> 01:37:47,600 All Spark? What is that? 1452 01:37:47,701 --> 01:37:50,270 Well, yeah, they came here looking for some sort of cube-Iooking thing. 1453 01:37:50,370 --> 01:37:55,141 Anyway, Mr. NBE One here, AKA Megatron, that's what they call him, 1454 01:37:55,241 --> 01:37:57,677 who's pretty much the harbinger of death, wants to use the Cube 1455 01:37:57,777 --> 01:38:00,880 to transform human technology to take over the universe. 1456 01:38:00,980 --> 01:38:02,515 That's their plan. 1457 01:38:02,615 --> 01:38:05,180 - And you're sure about that? - Yeah. 1458 01:38:07,354 --> 01:38:09,622 You guys know where it is, don't you? 1459 01:38:11,570 --> 01:38:12,192 Follow me. 1460 01:38:15,829 --> 01:38:18,331 You're about to see our crown jewel. 1461 01:38:27,273 --> 01:38:30,844 Carbon dating puts the Cube here around 10,000 BC. 1462 01:38:31,745 --> 01:38:35,382 The first Seven didn't find it until 1913. 1463 01:38:36,216 --> 01:38:40,860 They knew it was alien because of the matching hieroglyphics on the Cube 1464 01:38:40,186 --> 01:38:41,721 as well as NBE One. 1465 01:38:41,821 --> 01:38:44,391 President Hoover had the dam built around it. 1466 01:38:44,491 --> 01:38:46,860 Four football fields thick of concrete. 1467 01:38:46,960 --> 01:38:50,296 A perfect way to hide its energy from being detected by anyone 1468 01:38:50,397 --> 01:38:54,000 or any alien species on the outside. 1469 01:39:32,806 --> 01:39:36,609 Wait, back up. You said the dam hides the Cube's energy. 1470 01:39:37,243 --> 01:39:39,746 - What kind exactly? - Good question. 1471 01:39:44,317 --> 01:39:47,187 Please step inside. They have to lock us in. 1472 01:39:53,930 --> 01:39:54,761 Oh, wow. 1473 01:39:54,861 --> 01:39:56,896 What's that? Freddy Krueger done been up in here or something? 1474 01:39:56,996 --> 01:39:58,198 Oh, no, man. 1475 01:39:58,331 --> 01:40:02,802 Freddy Krueger have four blades, man. That's only three. That's Wolverine! 1476 01:40:02,902 --> 01:40:05,839 - Right? That's Wolverine! - That's very funny. 1477 01:40:07,374 --> 01:40:10,410 Anybody have any mechanical devices? BlackBerry? Key alarm? Cell phone? 1478 01:40:10,510 --> 01:40:11,945 I got a phone. 1479 01:40:15,148 --> 01:40:17,751 Nokias are real nasty. 1480 01:40:17,851 --> 01:40:22,288 You've got to respect the Japanese. They know the way of the samurai. 1481 01:40:23,890 --> 01:40:25,225 Nokia's from Finland. 1482 01:40:25,325 --> 01:40:29,896 Yes, but he's, you know, a little strange. He's a little strange. 1483 01:40:32,665 --> 01:40:38,238 We're able to take the Cube radiation and funnel it into that box. 1484 01:40:51,918 --> 01:40:55,221 - Mean little sucker, huh? - That thing is freaky! 1485 01:40:55,321 --> 01:40:58,992 Kind of like the itty-bitty Energizer Bunny from hell, huh? 1486 01:41:10,300 --> 01:41:11,871 He's breaking the box. 1487 01:41:29,856 --> 01:41:30,990 Go! Go! Go! 1488 01:41:31,910 --> 01:41:32,192 Move! 1489 01:41:40,734 --> 01:41:43,370 Gentlemen, they know the Cube is here. 1490 01:41:44,137 --> 01:41:45,472 Banachek. What's going on? 1491 01:41:45,572 --> 01:41:47,407 Well, the NBE One hangar has lost power... 1492 01:41:47,507 --> 01:41:48,575 - What? ...and the backup generator 1493 01:41:48,675 --> 01:41:50,643 - is just not gonna cut it. - Do you have an arms room? 1494 01:41:57,500 --> 01:41:58,818 Megatron! Megatron! Megatron! 1495 01:41:58,918 --> 01:42:00,320 I'll bring security to the... 1496 01:42:00,420 --> 01:42:02,956 Get everyone to the NBE One chamber now! 1497 01:42:03,560 --> 01:42:04,657 - The lights are out! - Move it! Move it! 1498 01:42:04,758 --> 01:42:06,126 Let's go! 1499 01:42:06,226 --> 01:42:07,994 They're popping our generators! 1500 01:42:20,600 --> 01:42:21,374 Megatron melting! 1501 01:42:22,800 --> 01:42:25,780 16502. We're losing pressure. 1502 01:42:25,178 --> 01:42:27,380 Stand by! Set! 1503 01:42:27,480 --> 01:42:29,549 We're losing pressure! 1504 01:42:29,649 --> 01:42:33,860 The cryogenic system is failing! We're losing NBE One! 1505 01:42:37,824 --> 01:42:40,527 Forty millimeter sabot rounds on that table! 1506 01:42:40,627 --> 01:42:44,631 That's good. Get all the ammo you got. Everything you can carry. Bring it. 1507 01:42:50,170 --> 01:42:52,806 You got to take me to my car. You have to take me to my car. 1508 01:42:52,906 --> 01:42:53,940 He's gonna know what to do with the Cube. 1509 01:42:54,400 --> 01:42:55,975 - Your car? It's confiscated. - Then unconfiscate it. 1510 01:42:56,760 --> 01:42:57,811 We do not know what will happen if we let it near this thing! 1511 01:42:57,911 --> 01:42:59,179 - You don't know. - Maybe you know, but I don't know. 1512 01:42:59,279 --> 01:43:00,647 You just wanna sit here and wait and see what happens? 1513 01:43:00,747 --> 01:43:02,749 I have people's lives at stake here, young man. 1514 01:43:02,849 --> 01:43:04,584 Take him to his car! 1515 01:43:06,319 --> 01:43:07,520 Drop it. 1516 01:43:09,289 --> 01:43:10,957 Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! 1517 01:43:12,225 --> 01:43:14,227 Drop your weapon, soldier. 1518 01:43:14,728 --> 01:43:16,463 There's an alien war going on and you're gonna shoot me? 1519 01:43:16,563 --> 01:43:17,597 You know, we didn't ask to be here. 1520 01:43:17,697 --> 01:43:19,899 I'm ordering you under S-Seven executive jurisdiction. 1521 01:43:19,999 --> 01:43:21,167 S-Seven don't exist. 1522 01:43:21,267 --> 01:43:23,360 Right. And we don't take orders from people that don't exist. 1523 01:43:23,136 --> 01:43:26,406 - I'm gonna count to five. Okay. - Well, I'm gonna count to three. 1524 01:43:29,900 --> 01:43:30,643 - Simmons? - Yes, sir? 1525 01:43:30,744 --> 01:43:34,814 I'd do what he says. Losing's really not an option for these guys. 1526 01:43:39,319 --> 01:43:41,287 All right. Okay. 1527 01:43:41,388 --> 01:43:46,260 Hey, you want to lay the fate of the world on the kid's Camaro? That's cool. 1528 01:43:49,462 --> 01:43:50,730 No, no! 1529 01:43:51,698 --> 01:43:54,367 Stop! You got to stop! Stop! Stop! Stop! 1530 01:43:54,467 --> 01:43:58,380 No, no, stop, stop, stop! Let him go! Let him go! 1531 01:43:59,239 --> 01:44:00,640 Are you okay? 1532 01:44:02,509 --> 01:44:04,611 They didn't hurt you, right? 1533 01:44:13,353 --> 01:44:17,157 Listen to me. The Cube is here and the Decepticons are coming. 1534 01:44:19,559 --> 01:44:21,661 No, no, don't worry about them. They're okay. Right? 1535 01:44:21,761 --> 01:44:23,997 They're not gonna hurt you. 1536 01:44:24,970 --> 01:44:27,634 Just back up a little bit. He's friendly. He's fine. 1537 01:44:27,734 --> 01:44:31,400 Okay, come on. Put the guns down. They're not gonna hurt you. 1538 01:44:31,104 --> 01:44:32,605 Here, come with me. I'm gonna take you to the All Spark. 1539 01:44:54,661 --> 01:44:58,164 Okay, here we go. He doing something. He doing something. 1540 01:45:18,284 --> 01:45:19,619 Oh, my God. 1541 01:45:24,424 --> 01:45:25,825 Message from Starfleet, Captain. 1542 01:45:25,925 --> 01:45:27,327 Let's get to it. 1543 01:45:27,427 --> 01:45:30,463 He's right. We stay here, we're screwed with Megatron in the other hangar. 1544 01:45:30,563 --> 01:45:31,965 Mission City is 22 miles away. 1545 01:45:32,650 --> 01:45:33,366 We're gonna sneak that Cube out of here 1546 01:45:33,466 --> 01:45:34,868 and we're gonna hide it somewhere in the city. 1547 01:45:34,968 --> 01:45:35,935 Good! Right. 1548 01:45:36,360 --> 01:45:38,772 But we cannot make a stand without the Air Force. 1549 01:45:38,872 --> 01:45:40,940 This place must have some kind of radio link! 1550 01:45:41,410 --> 01:45:42,909 - Yes. Shortwave, CB. - Right, yes. 1551 01:45:43,900 --> 01:45:45,612 Sir, you got to figure out some way to get word out to them. Let's move! 1552 01:45:45,712 --> 01:45:47,147 In the alien archive, sir! 1553 01:45:47,247 --> 01:45:49,249 - The alien... - There's an old Army radio console. 1554 01:45:49,349 --> 01:45:50,884 - Will it work? - Anything's possible! 1555 01:45:50,984 --> 01:45:53,420 - Did you see that... - All right, Sam, get it in the car! 1556 01:45:53,520 --> 01:45:55,288 Mr. Secretary! Get our birds in the air. 1557 01:45:55,388 --> 01:45:57,230 When we get to the city, we're gonna find a radio, 1558 01:45:57,123 --> 01:45:59,920 and I'll have Epps vector them in, okay? 1559 01:45:59,192 --> 01:46:00,727 Affirmative! 1560 01:46:00,827 --> 01:46:04,664 Warning! NBE One cryo-containment failing. 1561 01:46:05,665 --> 01:46:07,534 Check that backup system! 1562 01:46:07,634 --> 01:46:11,805 The cryo's failing! You got to bump up the cryo! The cryo's failing! 1563 01:46:11,905 --> 01:46:13,406 Come on! Get out of here! 1564 01:46:13,506 --> 01:46:15,410 Heads up! Look out! 1565 01:46:16,420 --> 01:46:18,445 Set a perimeter around the yellow vehicle! 1566 01:46:18,545 --> 01:46:21,981 - This way, this way, this way! - Up there! Let's go! 1567 01:46:31,691 --> 01:46:34,761 I am Megatron! 1568 01:46:53,580 --> 01:46:54,981 - The Cube's okay? - Yeah, it's fine. 1569 01:46:55,810 --> 01:46:56,820 Well, put the seat belt on. 1570 01:46:56,182 --> 01:46:57,350 Pour it on him! 1571 01:47:11,970 --> 01:47:13,990 I live to serve you, Lord Megatron. 1572 01:47:13,199 --> 01:47:15,602 Where is the Cube? 1573 01:47:15,702 --> 01:47:17,771 The humans have taken it. 1574 01:47:21,141 --> 01:47:25,110 You fail me yet again, Starscream. Get them! 1575 01:47:25,445 --> 01:47:26,913 Come on, Mags! 1576 01:47:28,140 --> 01:47:29,516 Over here, sir! 1577 01:47:31,851 --> 01:47:33,920 Give me a minute. Give me a minute. 1578 01:47:34,200 --> 01:47:36,456 Come to me, Maxwell, come to me. Plugged in there. 1579 01:47:38,358 --> 01:47:41,828 - We're hot! We're live! - Where are the mikes? 1580 01:47:42,862 --> 01:47:43,863 Mikes? 1581 01:47:43,963 --> 01:47:45,231 This doesn't work without mikes, Simmons. 1582 01:47:45,331 --> 01:47:46,900 No, no, no, no, no, no, no! 1583 01:47:47,000 --> 01:47:48,535 Let's find them. 1584 01:47:48,635 --> 01:47:50,103 Kid, get in the chair! Just get in the chair, all right? 1585 01:47:50,203 --> 01:47:52,372 - Okay, I'll sit. I'll sit. - They steal everything out of this place. 1586 01:47:52,472 --> 01:47:55,542 How do we get the signal out? How do we call the Air Force? 1587 01:47:55,642 --> 01:47:56,943 - Glen? - Huh? 1588 01:47:57,430 --> 01:48:00,547 Can you hotwire this computer to transmit a tone through the radio? 1589 01:48:00,647 --> 01:48:01,648 What good is that? 1590 01:48:01,748 --> 01:48:04,150 Morse code! You can use this to transmit it through that! 1591 01:48:04,250 --> 01:48:07,821 Okay, I'll do it! Turn it around. Okay, let's see. 1592 01:48:07,921 --> 01:48:09,756 Simmons, I need a screwdriver! 1593 01:48:21,534 --> 01:48:23,690 There's Optimus. 1594 01:48:41,210 --> 01:48:42,489 Almost done. 1595 01:48:44,324 --> 01:48:46,226 What the hell was that? 1596 01:48:49,295 --> 01:48:50,997 Barricade the door! 1597 01:48:53,733 --> 01:48:56,102 - Get something. - Watch out! 1598 01:48:56,202 --> 01:48:58,304 Six, five, four, six, three. 1599 01:49:02,976 --> 01:49:05,345 Here! Put some rounds in! 1600 01:49:08,214 --> 01:49:09,649 Master search. 1601 01:49:10,550 --> 01:49:12,552 I got it! We're transmitting! 1602 01:49:12,652 --> 01:49:13,787 Send exactly what I say! 1603 01:49:13,887 --> 01:49:18,240 Get out of the way! Get out of the way! Burn, you little sucker! Burn! 1604 01:49:18,124 --> 01:49:22,162 "This is Defense Secretary Keller. Get me NORTHCOM commander." 1605 01:49:22,262 --> 01:49:23,797 - Whoa! - Whoa! 1606 01:49:25,498 --> 01:49:26,533 What was that? 1607 01:49:26,633 --> 01:49:29,469 Authenticate emergency action. Blackbird 1195... 1608 01:49:31,638 --> 01:49:33,840 Sir, I have an authenticated air strike order from Sec Def. 1609 01:49:58,565 --> 01:50:00,533 - No, no, no, no, no. - What? 1610 01:50:00,633 --> 01:50:04,700 It's the same cop! Block them, block them, block them. 1611 01:50:25,291 --> 01:50:26,292 Oh, my God. 1612 01:50:54,854 --> 01:50:56,189 Cool, Mom! 1613 01:51:22,820 --> 01:51:24,840 This is so not good. 1614 01:51:42,569 --> 01:51:44,437 He's behind the pillar! 1615 01:51:50,310 --> 01:51:53,413 - Shoot that mother... - Maggie, cover fire! 1616 01:51:56,549 --> 01:51:58,885 It's the Air Force! They're responding! 1617 01:52:02,756 --> 01:52:04,724 Sucker, burn! 1618 01:52:10,497 --> 01:52:11,831 Oh, shit! 1619 01:52:12,165 --> 01:52:14,200 Yes! They're sending F-22s to the city! 1620 01:52:15,402 --> 01:52:17,437 Raptors, let's scramble, scramble, scramble. 1621 01:52:18,638 --> 01:52:20,907 Strike and Dark Star roll call. 1622 01:52:23,243 --> 01:52:24,711 Looking out the right side. 1623 01:52:25,612 --> 01:52:27,781 Push to Kill Box One Alpha... 1624 01:52:35,355 --> 01:52:38,925 - Come on, let's go! Mount up! - Move out! Move out! Go! Go! 1625 01:52:39,250 --> 01:52:41,227 Here, I got shortwave radios. 1626 01:52:41,761 --> 01:52:43,963 Wait. What am I supposed to do with these? 1627 01:52:44,640 --> 01:52:46,366 Well, use them! It's all we got! 1628 01:52:46,766 --> 01:52:49,769 This is like RadioShack dinosaur radios or something, man. 1629 01:52:49,869 --> 01:52:52,806 I'm only gonna get 20 or 30 miles out of these things. 1630 01:52:52,906 --> 01:52:55,608 Are there any aircraft orbiting the city? 1631 01:52:56,209 --> 01:52:57,811 F-22 at 12:00. 1632 01:52:57,911 --> 01:53:00,613 All right, I want planes for air cover and get Black Hawks on station 1633 01:53:00,714 --> 01:53:02,582 to extract that Cube. You got it? 1634 01:53:05,850 --> 01:53:07,487 Air Force has arrived! Pop smoke! 1635 01:53:07,787 --> 01:53:09,422 Raptor, Raptor, do you copy? 1636 01:53:10,690 --> 01:53:11,858 We have you visual. 1637 01:53:13,526 --> 01:53:14,861 Green smoke is the mark. 1638 01:53:14,961 --> 01:53:18,431 Provide air cover and vector Black Hawks for extraction. 1639 01:53:23,690 --> 01:53:25,380 It's Starscream! 1640 01:53:25,505 --> 01:53:27,173 Please tell me you copy. 1641 01:53:27,507 --> 01:53:29,809 Back up! Take cover! Bumblebee! 1642 01:53:33,613 --> 01:53:35,582 No, no, no, no, no! Move! 1643 01:53:35,682 --> 01:53:38,852 - Back up! Back up! - Retreat! Fall back! 1644 01:53:38,952 --> 01:53:40,186 Incoming! 1645 01:54:05,278 --> 01:54:07,800 Anybody hurt? Everyone okay? 1646 01:54:07,180 --> 01:54:08,648 Clear the area! 1647 01:54:14,454 --> 01:54:15,989 Oh, my God. 1648 01:54:16,856 --> 01:54:19,726 Bumblebee? No. Your legs! 1649 01:54:20,160 --> 01:54:21,494 Your legs. 1650 01:54:23,630 --> 01:54:26,700 Here. Here, back, back, back, back! You all right? 1651 01:54:28,234 --> 01:54:30,670 Please get up. Bumblebee? Get up! 1652 01:54:32,238 --> 01:54:33,440 Ratchet! 1653 01:54:35,308 --> 01:54:36,776 - What the hell was that? - What are you talking about? 1654 01:54:36,876 --> 01:54:38,812 What do you mean, what am I talking about? They shot at us! 1655 01:54:38,912 --> 01:54:41,281 F-22 pilots would never fly below buildings. 1656 01:54:41,381 --> 01:54:43,550 That's alien. That ain't friendly! 1657 01:54:43,650 --> 01:54:46,453 You got to get up. You're okay. You're okay. 1658 01:54:47,721 --> 01:54:48,755 Come on! 1659 01:54:48,855 --> 01:54:50,990 Army Black Hawk inbound to your location. Over. 1660 01:54:52,759 --> 01:54:54,894 Alpha 273 degrees, 10 miles. 1661 01:54:54,994 --> 01:54:57,330 November Victor, 1.2 clicks north. 1662 01:55:15,548 --> 01:55:16,983 Move out! Let's go! 1663 01:55:23,423 --> 01:55:25,125 Let's go! Move! 1664 01:55:31,731 --> 01:55:33,400 I'm not gonna leave you. 1665 01:56:12,505 --> 01:56:14,541 Come on, Decepticon punk! 1666 01:56:20,847 --> 01:56:22,382 Oh, my God! 1667 01:56:34,928 --> 01:56:36,863 Concentrate your fire! 1668 01:56:47,774 --> 01:56:48,975 Come on. Come on. 1669 01:56:51,544 --> 01:56:53,246 Megatron! 1670 01:56:57,951 --> 01:57:01,621 It's Megatron! Retreat! Move! Fall back! 1671 01:57:05,892 --> 01:57:07,494 Fall back! 1672 01:57:13,500 --> 01:57:15,702 Get our guys out of the way! Get out of here! Go! 1673 01:57:15,802 --> 01:57:17,837 Get them out of the buggy! Move out! 1674 01:57:17,937 --> 01:57:20,206 We need air cover down here now! 1675 01:57:26,212 --> 01:57:27,614 Sam, help me with this. 1676 01:57:31,785 --> 01:57:36,122 - That all you got, Megatron? - Come here, little cretin. 1677 01:57:36,222 --> 01:57:38,324 You want a piece of me? You want a piece? 1678 01:57:38,425 --> 01:57:40,727 No! I want two! 1679 01:57:42,295 --> 01:57:43,697 What's going on? 1680 01:57:45,498 --> 01:57:48,134 Sir! That tank thing's getting back up. 1681 01:57:49,200 --> 01:57:51,271 Oh, these things just don't die. 1682 01:57:54,841 --> 01:57:56,343 Oh, we're so dead. 1683 01:57:56,443 --> 01:57:58,778 - Wrap it around the head. - Sam! 1684 01:57:59,790 --> 01:58:00,800 Where's the Cube? 1685 01:58:00,180 --> 01:58:01,147 - Right there. - Okay. 1686 01:58:01,247 --> 01:58:02,248 And take that and wrap it around 1687 01:58:02,349 --> 01:58:03,316 the base and then put it around his neck. 1688 01:58:03,416 --> 01:58:06,860 - Okay? - Epps, get those Black Hawks here! 1689 01:58:07,520 --> 01:58:08,988 That building. 1690 01:58:12,759 --> 01:58:14,561 - Okay. - What? 1691 01:58:14,661 --> 01:58:17,630 All right, I can't leave my guys back there, so here, take this flare. 1692 01:58:17,731 --> 01:58:19,999 Okay, there's a tall, white building with statues on top. 1693 01:58:20,100 --> 01:58:22,302 - Go to the roof. Set the flare. - No. 1694 01:58:22,402 --> 01:58:24,337 - Signal the chopper and set the flare. - No, no. I can't do this! 1695 01:58:24,437 --> 01:58:28,842 Listen to me! You're a soldier now! All right? I need you to take this Cube. 1696 01:58:28,942 --> 01:58:31,177 Get it into military hands while we hold them off, 1697 01:58:31,277 --> 01:58:33,346 or a lot of people are gonna die. 1698 01:58:33,480 --> 01:58:34,981 - You got to go. You got to go. - No, I'm not leaving. 1699 01:58:35,810 --> 01:58:36,249 - You need to go. Go. - No, I'm not leaving 1700 01:58:36,349 --> 01:58:39,520 till I get Bumblebee out of here, okay? 1701 01:58:40,520 --> 01:58:41,588 Army Black Hawk requested. 1702 01:58:41,688 --> 01:58:44,224 Immediate evac for civilian boy with precious cargo. 1703 01:58:44,324 --> 01:58:46,860 Headed to rooftop marked by flare. 1704 01:58:46,960 --> 01:58:50,630 - Sam, we will protect you. - Okay. 1705 01:58:51,664 --> 01:58:55,100 - Epps, where are those planes? - Sam! 1706 01:58:58,972 --> 01:59:03,109 No matter what happens, I'm really glad I got in that car with you. 1707 01:59:06,346 --> 01:59:08,982 Sam! Get to the building! Move! 1708 01:59:09,820 --> 01:59:12,318 - Decepticons, attack! - Hit it! 1709 01:59:15,550 --> 01:59:17,157 - Cover fire! - Move to cover! 1710 01:59:23,596 --> 01:59:24,898 Watch out! 1711 01:59:30,503 --> 01:59:33,540 - Girl, get that tow truck out of here! - I'm going! I'm going! 1712 01:59:33,640 --> 01:59:35,308 Get out of here now! 1713 02:00:03,169 --> 02:00:04,137 Megatron! 1714 02:00:04,437 --> 02:00:05,405 Prime. 1715 02:00:31,364 --> 02:00:33,433 Humans don't deserve to live. 1716 02:00:33,533 --> 02:00:36,202 They deserve to choose for themselves. 1717 02:00:36,636 --> 02:00:39,500 Then you will die with them! 1718 02:00:44,678 --> 02:00:47,800 Join them in extinction! 1719 02:01:06,299 --> 02:01:07,967 Keep moving, Sam! 1720 02:01:08,968 --> 02:01:10,336 Don't stop! 1721 02:01:26,353 --> 02:01:27,354 No! 1722 02:01:42,569 --> 02:01:44,671 Sam, get to the building! 1723 02:01:52,579 --> 02:01:54,714 Give me that Cube, boy! 1724 02:02:07,360 --> 02:02:09,462 Did that jerk just dent my car? 1725 02:02:30,817 --> 02:02:34,287 You're not gonna get me. You're not gonna get me! 1726 02:02:39,592 --> 02:02:42,729 I smell you, boy! 1727 02:02:54,941 --> 02:02:56,109 Maggot! 1728 02:03:15,128 --> 02:03:16,730 Oh, no! 1729 02:03:41,287 --> 02:03:43,123 I'll drive! You shoot! 1730 02:04:04,770 --> 02:04:05,378 This isn't going well! 1731 02:04:05,478 --> 02:04:06,880 Shoot! Shoot! 1732 02:04:52,726 --> 02:04:53,960 Nice shot. 1733 02:04:54,600 --> 02:04:57,530 - That tank is definitely dead now. - All right, let's go! We got business! 1734 02:05:08,800 --> 02:05:09,750 Hey! 1735 02:05:12,545 --> 02:05:15,982 Hey! I'm over here! 1736 02:05:28,328 --> 02:05:30,300 We've got the boy. 1737 02:05:34,634 --> 02:05:36,690 Watch out! 1738 02:05:36,436 --> 02:05:37,637 Missile! 1739 02:05:48,114 --> 02:05:49,549 Hang on, Sam! 1740 02:05:58,291 --> 02:05:59,626 No! No! 1741 02:06:05,331 --> 02:06:10,370 Is it fear or courage that compels you, fleshling? 1742 02:06:23,917 --> 02:06:25,385 Where do I go? 1743 02:06:26,720 --> 02:06:30,690 Give me the All Spark and you may live to be my pet. 1744 02:06:31,991 --> 02:06:33,626 Oh, no, no, no, no. 1745 02:06:37,797 --> 02:06:40,233 I'm never giving you this All Spark! 1746 02:06:40,367 --> 02:06:43,169 Oh, so unwise. 1747 02:06:55,115 --> 02:06:56,616 I got you, boy. 1748 02:06:58,418 --> 02:07:00,220 Hold on to the Cube! 1749 02:07:19,906 --> 02:07:22,776 - Oh, no. Oh, no! - Disgusting. 1750 02:07:27,781 --> 02:07:28,815 Sam? 1751 02:07:33,860 --> 02:07:36,322 You risked your life to protect the Cube. 1752 02:07:37,570 --> 02:07:38,525 No sacrifice, 1753 02:07:39,893 --> 02:07:42,962 - no victory. - Lf I cannot defeat Megatron, 1754 02:07:43,296 --> 02:07:45,799 you must push the Cube into my chest. 1755 02:07:46,199 --> 02:07:49,402 I will sacrifice myself to destroy it. 1756 02:07:49,869 --> 02:07:51,337 Get behind me. 1757 02:07:53,390 --> 02:07:55,608 It's you and me, Megatron. 1758 02:07:55,709 --> 02:07:58,645 No, it's just me, Prime. 1759 02:08:01,810 --> 02:08:06,219 At the end of this day, one shall stand, one shall fall. 1760 02:08:11,624 --> 02:08:16,463 You still fight for the weak! That is why you lose! 1761 02:08:35,615 --> 02:08:38,180 Fighter jets in 60 seconds. 1762 02:08:38,118 --> 02:08:40,587 We got friendlies mixed with bad guys. Targets will be marked. 1763 02:08:40,687 --> 02:08:41,721 Hey. 1764 02:08:42,922 --> 02:08:45,910 Bring the rain. All right? 1765 02:08:45,492 --> 02:08:47,494 All right, let's kill these things. 1766 02:08:49,462 --> 02:08:51,310 - Move, move, move! - Remember, aim low. 1767 02:08:51,131 --> 02:08:53,133 Armor's weak under the chest. 1768 02:09:03,209 --> 02:09:04,778 Target marked. Still waiting. 1769 02:09:04,878 --> 02:09:06,913 Time on target, 20 seconds. 1770 02:09:13,853 --> 02:09:15,955 F-22s, we're still waiting. 1771 02:09:21,194 --> 02:09:22,629 Move out! 1772 02:09:25,865 --> 02:09:27,100 Incoming! 1773 02:09:35,642 --> 02:09:37,744 Weapons armed. Status green. 1774 02:09:56,396 --> 02:09:58,231 Run! Move! 1775 02:10:05,739 --> 02:10:07,273 Second wave's on approach. 1776 02:10:10,777 --> 02:10:12,379 What is that? Break off! 1777 02:10:12,479 --> 02:10:14,948 - Copy. - It's either a massive amount of... 1778 02:10:23,690 --> 02:10:25,859 Two, get a lock! Pop that guy! 1779 02:10:29,929 --> 02:10:32,320 Stay on him. Keep him in your sights. 1780 02:10:32,399 --> 02:10:33,700 Take him out! 1781 02:10:47,914 --> 02:10:49,249 Two's down! 1782 02:10:58,692 --> 02:11:00,627 I'll kill you! 1783 02:11:00,727 --> 02:11:03,496 Mine! All Spark! 1784 02:11:04,464 --> 02:11:07,333 Sam! Put the Cube in my chest! Now! 1785 02:11:08,340 --> 02:11:09,690 Sam! 1786 02:11:09,936 --> 02:11:11,137 No, Sam! 1787 02:11:36,963 --> 02:11:38,131 Hold up. 1788 02:11:41,234 --> 02:11:44,204 You left me no choice, brother. 1789 02:11:53,813 --> 02:11:56,683 Sam, I owe you my life. 1790 02:11:57,817 --> 02:11:59,552 We are in your debt. 1791 02:12:19,720 --> 02:12:21,474 Prime, we couldn't save him. 1792 02:12:22,342 --> 02:12:23,643 Jazz. 1793 02:12:26,846 --> 02:12:29,490 We lost a great comrade 1794 02:12:30,383 --> 02:12:32,252 but gained new ones. 1795 02:12:32,519 --> 02:12:34,821 Thank you, all of you. 1796 02:12:35,155 --> 02:12:37,524 You honor us with your bravery. 1797 02:12:38,558 --> 02:12:40,527 Permission to speak, sir? 1798 02:12:41,270 --> 02:12:43,897 Permission granted, old friend. 1799 02:12:43,997 --> 02:12:45,465 You speak now? 1800 02:12:46,399 --> 02:12:48,501 I wish to stay with the boy. 1801 02:12:49,369 --> 02:12:51,204 If that is his choice. 1802 02:12:56,142 --> 02:12:57,177 Yes. 1803 02:13:17,831 --> 02:13:22,569 Gentlemen, the President has ordered Sector Seven be terminated 1804 02:13:23,103 --> 02:13:26,139 and the remains of the dead aliens disposed of. 1805 02:13:26,773 --> 02:13:30,760 The Laurentian Abyss is seven miles below sea level, 1806 02:13:30,176 --> 02:13:32,278 deepest place on our planet. 1807 02:13:32,512 --> 02:13:36,490 The massive depth and pressure there, coupled with subfreezing temperatures, 1808 02:13:36,149 --> 02:13:38,351 would crush and entomb them, 1809 02:13:40,153 --> 02:13:41,888 leaving no evidence. 1810 02:13:48,528 --> 02:13:52,932 With the All Spark gone, we cannot return life to our planet. 1811 02:13:54,667 --> 02:13:57,270 And fate has yielded its reward, 1812 02:14:02,420 --> 02:14:04,811 but watching over them in secret, 1813 02:14:05,450 --> 02:14:07,614 waiting, protecting. 1814 02:14:09,150 --> 02:14:12,520 I have witnessed their capacity for courage. 1815 02:14:12,652 --> 02:14:15,655 And though we are worlds apart, 1816 02:14:15,755 --> 02:14:20,694 like us, there's more to them than meets the eye. 1817 02:14:22,228 --> 02:14:24,731 I am Optimus Prime 1818 02:14:25,131 --> 02:14:28,501 and I send this message to any surviving Autobots 1819 02:14:28,601 --> 02:14:31,604 taking refuge among the stars. 1820 02:14:32,639 --> 02:14:34,374 We are here. 1821 02:14:34,941 --> 02:14:36,976 We are waiting. 1822 02:14:56,262 --> 02:15:01,301 Can you shed any light on the recent, so-called alien activity in the area? 1823 02:15:04,304 --> 02:15:09,809 Do you know what? I think that if there was some sort of an alien 1824 02:15:10,410 --> 02:15:12,312 - infestation... - Yeah. 1825 02:15:12,679 --> 02:15:15,115 They, the government, would be the first to let you know. 1826 02:15:15,215 --> 02:15:16,883 The government would let us know. 1827 02:15:17,500 --> 02:15:18,651 - I mean, this is America. - Yeah. 1828 02:15:18,752 --> 02:15:21,187 You know, that's how we know we live in a free land, 1829 02:15:21,287 --> 02:15:22,922 because there's no secrets. 1830 02:15:23,230 --> 02:15:25,125 They'd say, "Hey! Duck and cover." 1831 02:15:35,168 --> 02:15:38,471 Your head is kind of a different size than it is on television.