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Earth, birthplace of the human race,

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a species much like our own,

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capable of great compassion

4
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and great violence.

5
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For in our quest to protect the humans,

6
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a deeper revelation dawns.

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Our worlds have met before.

8
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-Newsflash from the BBC.
-Breaking news out of Shanghai.

9
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There's been a major toxic spill
in the Shanghai factory district.

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We're staying
on top of this developing story for you.

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We will bring you
any new information as we get it.

12
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NEST Seahawks approaching target.

13
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Three minutes
until evacuation is complete, sir.

14
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Chinese airspace has been locked
and sealed, one-mile radius.

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All right, give NEST team the go.

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Black Hawks, you're clear to land.

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Ding-a-ling!
Come out and get your ice cream.

18
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Any bad robot out there
better get ready for an ***-whupping.

19
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For the last two years,
an advance team of new Autobots

20
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has taken refuge here
under my command.

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Arcees, get ready to launch.

22
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We're locked and loaded.

23
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Together, we form an alliance
with the humans,

24
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a secret but brave squad of soldiers.

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All right, listen up. China's cover story
on this one is "toxic spill."

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They had to evac the area
for search and rescue.

27
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This makes six enemy contacts
in eight months.

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We gotta make sure this one does not
get out in the public eye, so keep it tight.

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A classified strike team called NEST.

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We hunt for what remains
of our Decepticon foes

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hiding in different countries
around the globe.

32
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Roll in Alpha through Echo now.

33
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Move out! Let's go!

34
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All right, lronhide.
We got echoes. They're close.

35
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Steel stacks at 2 o'clock.

36
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He's here. l smell him.

37
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lt's close. lt's getting closer.

38
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-Oh, no.
-What have you got?

39
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Thermal ripple.

40
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Right, everybody, be steady.
We're right on top of it.

41
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Eagle niner!

42
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l need an energy proton.

43
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Panther 1 , requesting fire mission now!

44
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Gunships on station. Roll in hot!

45
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Dog 1, now we are engaging.

46
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We got a second Decepticon.

47
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Arcee twins! Target coming your way!

48
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l got him, l got him!

49
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l screwed that up. l'm okay. l'm all right.

50
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-This is combat, man.
-Total brain freeze, man.

51
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What's wrong with you?

52
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Bring in Sideswipe!

53
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Clear a path!

54
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Damn, l'm good!

55
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Air support, we need Big Buddha
to deliver the drop now!

56
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Cyclone 98, final attack hitting in 120.

57
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Clear to drop in
five, four, three, two, one.

58
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Autobots, l'm in pursuit!

59
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Pull over!

60
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Punk-*** Decepticon!

61
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Any last words?

62
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This is not your planet to rule!

63
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The Fallen shall rise again.

64
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That doesn't sound good.

65
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Not today.

66
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Come on, let's go! All hands on deck!

67
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Frankie, Mojo, out!
Come on, kiddo, we're on a schedule.

68
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Slow down, Dad. Why are you
in such a hurry to get rid of me?

69
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-Did you rent the room out?
-No, l got other ideas for your room

70
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and it rhymes with "home theater."

71
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Look what l found.
lt's your little baby booties.

72
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-Ma.
-My little baby-bootie boy.

73
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-You can't go.
-You see this, Dad? This is how

74
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you're supposed to react
when the fruit of your loins

75
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goes out into the cruel world
to fend for himself, okay?

76
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Yeah, my heart bleeds for you, pal.
College, bummer!

77
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You have to come home every holiday,
not just big ones.

78
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You have to come home for Halloween.

79
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Well, l can't
come home for Halloween, Mom.

80
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-Well, then we'll come to you.
-You're not coming.

81
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-No, we're not going anywhere.
-We'll dress up.

82
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We'll be in costumes.
You'll never know it's us.

83
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-You can't do that, Mom.
-Would you let the kid breathe,

84
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for crying out loud? Come on. Go pack.

85
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There's no way you're packed
for a month-long trip.

86
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l'm watching what you're doing, Dad.
lt's not a rap video.

87
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lt's just like a coach thing.

88
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That was
a really creepy move just now, Dad.

89
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Look. You know, your mother and me
are really proud of you.

90
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You're the first Witwicky
ever to go to college.

91
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Now l'm crying again! This sucks!

92
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You're gonna be okay, Ma.

93
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You know, it's just going to be,

94
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you know, hard for her to accept
that her boy's all grown up, you know,

95
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going out to handle the world
on his own.

96
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-What are you talking about, Dad?
-There's gonna be a lot of women there.

97
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Yeah, well,
l'm a one-woman kind of guy.

98
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Look, Mikaela's the greatest,

99
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but you gotta give each other
room to grow, okay?

100
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You're no different
than any other couple your age.

101
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Except we discovered
an alien race together.

102
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How long you gonna be riding
that scooter?

103
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Dad, listen, l know what the odds are.
We're the exception, okay?

104
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Wait a second. Who could that be?

105
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ln two weeks, it could be Muffy.

106
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Hey, beautiful.

107
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-l'm breaking up with you, Sam.
-Really?

108
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You sure?
l'm not hearing a lot of conviction.

109
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Well, l am, okay? So, there's no reason
for me to come say good-bye to you.

110
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Wow, you almost sounded serious
that time.

111
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Guess what? l made you
a long-distance relationship kit.

112
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Yeah, l got you a webcam,
so we can chat 24/7.

113
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All Witwicky, all the time.

114
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And l got you a couple souvenirs
from the event

115
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that cannot be mentioned
on cell phones.

116
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-Some mixes and candles and stuff.
-Sounds cute. l can't wait.

117
00:11:08,702 --> 00:11:10,837
Hey! You want
the infamous D-Day shirt?

118
00:11:10,904 --> 00:11:13,730
You kept your nasty, shredded clothes?

119
00:11:13,306 --> 00:11:14,674
Yeah. Of course, l kept it, Mikaela.

120
00:11:14,741 --> 00:11:16,810
lt's like my Super Bowl jersey.
l bled in this thing.

121
00:11:16,876 --> 00:11:19,512
-Wow. You're pretty confident, huh?
-No, it's not that.

122
00:11:19,579 --> 00:11:22,150
lt's just that my low self-esteem's
at an all-time high.

123
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You think your little box of souvenirs
is gonna keep me from leaving you?

124
00:11:25,919 --> 00:11:26,986
You really should come with me.

125
00:11:27,530 --> 00:11:28,822
They got cheap apartments
near campus.

126
00:11:28,888 --> 00:11:32,425
Well, that's not gonna happen
until l get my man-child father,

127
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fresh out of prison, back on his feet.

128
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l heard that.
Where'd you put the clutch covers?

129
00:11:37,664 --> 00:11:40,330
-Next to the camshafts.
-l love it when you say "camshafts."

130
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Whisper it to me.

131
00:11:43,770 --> 00:11:45,505
Camshafts.

132
00:11:46,106 --> 00:11:47,674
Why can't l hate you?

133
00:11:48,608 --> 00:11:50,577
lt's my Witwicky charm.

134
00:11:51,111 --> 00:11:52,379
Wait, hold on. Wait, hold on a second.

135
00:11:52,445 --> 00:11:55,382
l guess we're not breaking up.
l'll be over in 20.

136
00:11:55,448 --> 00:11:59,119
Mikaela, l think a sliver of the Cube
got stuck on my shirt.

137
00:12:04,591 --> 00:12:05,692
Sam?

138
00:12:13,767 --> 00:12:14,801
There's a fire!

139
00:12:15,235 --> 00:12:17,700
Dad, we got a fire!

140
00:12:43,897 --> 00:12:46,533
Ron, did you know
it was gonna be this hard?

141
00:12:46,633 --> 00:12:48,168
Can you just stop?

142
00:12:48,234 --> 00:12:50,970
Yeah, okay, l'll stop. You carry this shit!

143
00:13:01,348 --> 00:13:02,582
-Wow.
-Do you know what?

144
00:13:02,682 --> 00:13:03,917
-What?
-l don't want to go anywhere with you.

145
00:13:04,170 --> 00:13:05,185
l don't wanna go to France with you.

146
00:13:05,251 --> 00:13:06,820
l don't wanna go
around the corner with you.

147
00:13:06,886 --> 00:13:08,188
-l'm going back inside.
-All right, fine.

148
00:13:08,254 --> 00:13:09,322
l'll call you from Paris.

149
00:13:21,401 --> 00:13:23,203
What is all the racket?

150
00:13:23,269 --> 00:13:24,270
Sam?

151
00:13:24,938 --> 00:13:26,740
Dad!

152
00:13:32,278 --> 00:13:34,214
-What was that?
-That's the whole kitchen!

153
00:13:37,500 --> 00:13:39,786
-Bumblebee... Oh, my...
-Bumblebee!

154
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-91 1 .
-Bumblebee!

155
00:14:02,976 --> 00:14:05,245
-Get in the garage. Go!
-What the freak just happened?

156
00:14:05,311 --> 00:14:09,582
l'm about to have a nervous breakdown.
Just go in the garage quietly, please.

157
00:14:09,649 --> 00:14:11,151
Holy Mother!

158
00:14:14,120 --> 00:14:17,157
-Oh, my God!
-Whatever.

159
00:14:17,257 --> 00:14:19,426
Get in the garage now!

160
00:14:25,165 --> 00:14:27,600
-Firemen! Fire fighters, over here!
-Dogs out! Get the dogs out!

161
00:14:27,667 --> 00:14:31,404
This is it! Come on, you guys.
What are you waiting for?

162
00:14:37,770 --> 00:14:39,790
My house is on fire!

163
00:14:42,515 --> 00:14:44,584
-...very important.
-What happened?

164
00:14:44,651 --> 00:14:49,356
Come here. Listen, l need you to take
the Cube sliver and put it in your purse.

165
00:14:49,456 --> 00:14:50,623
-What's going on?
-Just take it.

166
00:14:50,690 --> 00:14:52,625
-Sam Witwicky? A word with you.
-Yes, Mom. Yeah.

167
00:14:52,692 --> 00:14:54,861
-Hi, Mikaela. l have a bald spot.
-Hi.

168
00:14:54,961 --> 00:14:57,330
-An old furnace, l think.
-From a waffle iron.

169
00:14:57,430 --> 00:15:00,967
When you go, he goes. l cannot live
with a psychotic alien in my garage!

170
00:15:01,340 --> 00:15:03,703
Judy... National security.

171
00:15:03,803 --> 00:15:07,340
Look, if we stay quiet,
they're gonna take care of everything.

172
00:15:07,440 --> 00:15:10,777
Just consider this
the official start of our remodel, okay?

173
00:15:10,844 --> 00:15:13,880
Fine. lf the government's paying,
l want a pool and a hot tub!

174
00:15:13,980 --> 00:15:16,449
And l'm gonna skinny-dip
and you can't say shit about it!

175
00:15:20,220 --> 00:15:23,656
-Yeah, you know you're in trouble.
-He still having voice problems?

176
00:15:23,723 --> 00:15:26,159
He's playing it up.

177
00:15:26,226 --> 00:15:29,329
Bee, l want to talk to you
about the college thing, okay?

178
00:15:29,396 --> 00:15:32,665
l'm so excited and l just can't hide it

179
00:15:32,732 --> 00:15:34,868
Hey, l'm not taking you with me.

180
00:15:36,336 --> 00:15:38,705
l'm gonna wait outside, okay?

181
00:15:40,373 --> 00:15:41,541
l meant to tell you about this earlier.

182
00:15:41,641 --> 00:15:44,770
lt's just that, you know...
Here's the thing.

183
00:15:44,177 --> 00:15:46,379
Freshmen aren't allowed to have cars.

184
00:15:46,479 --> 00:15:49,482
l know, and if it was up to me,
l'd take you with me, but it's not, Bee.

185
00:15:49,549 --> 00:15:52,352
Look. You're an Autobot. You shouldn't
be living in my dad's garage.

186
00:15:52,419 --> 00:15:56,823
l mean, you're suffocating in here.
You deserve better than this.

187
00:15:56,890 --> 00:15:58,358
This is hard enough, man.
Don't make it harder.

188
00:15:58,425 --> 00:16:00,827
Can you just look at me, please?

189
00:16:02,950 --> 00:16:05,265
Come on, big guy.
Look, the guardian thing is done.

190
00:16:05,365 --> 00:16:08,702
Okay? You did yourjob.
Look, l'm safe now.

191
00:16:08,768 --> 00:16:11,237
You need to go be with
Optimus Prime and the others.

192
00:16:11,338 --> 00:16:14,708
l just want to be normal, Bee.
That's why l'm going to college,

193
00:16:14,774 --> 00:16:16,943
and l can't do that with you.

194
00:16:17,677 --> 00:16:19,879
lt's not the last time l'm gonna see you,
you know, Bee.

195
00:16:19,946 --> 00:16:23,750
Come on, don't do that. Bee.
You're killing me, Bee.

196
00:16:25,352 --> 00:16:27,954
But you'll always be my first car.

197
00:16:29,856 --> 00:16:31,524
Love you, Bee.

198
00:16:37,263 --> 00:16:38,365
Wow!

199
00:16:38,565 --> 00:16:41,601
Between State Farm and the taxpayers,
we're all taken care of.

200
00:16:41,701 --> 00:16:43,203
-You got dirt all over you.
-Stop. Stop.

201
00:16:43,269 --> 00:16:44,771
-What?
-Stop, l'm okay.

202
00:16:44,871 --> 00:16:46,239
Look.

203
00:16:46,706 --> 00:16:49,576
So, you think you can make it through
those East Coast winters without me?

204
00:16:49,642 --> 00:16:51,911
You're the best thing
to ever happen to me.

205
00:16:51,978 --> 00:16:54,981
-And?
-And l'll do anything for you.

206
00:16:55,749 --> 00:16:56,916
And?

207
00:16:56,983 --> 00:17:00,860
-l think Sam's about to say the L-word.
-Let's go, kiddo!

208
00:17:00,153 --> 00:17:01,254
Nice timing, Dad.

209
00:17:01,654 --> 00:17:03,323
l adore you.

210
00:17:04,758 --> 00:17:05,759
That's not the word that l want

211
00:17:05,825 --> 00:17:07,260
-to hear right now.
-What are you talking about?

212
00:17:07,327 --> 00:17:08,328
lt's the same word as the other word.

213
00:17:08,428 --> 00:17:10,263
-lt's not the same word.
-Look, if l say the other word now

214
00:17:10,330 --> 00:17:11,898
and you forced me to say it,
it won't mean anything, plus

215
00:17:11,965 --> 00:17:14,234
you haven't said it either.
So, don't get mad at me for not saying it.

216
00:17:14,300 --> 00:17:16,903
Yeah, but l haven't said it because guys
always run when you say it first.

217
00:17:16,970 --> 00:17:20,607
Yeah, well, so do girls.
Especially girls like you, with options.

218
00:17:20,674 --> 00:17:24,844
So, this is all part of your elaborate plan
to keep me interested?

219
00:17:25,645 --> 00:17:28,515
-lt can be.
-l hate that it's working.

220
00:17:29,649 --> 00:17:31,351
Can l have a kiss?

221
00:17:31,985 --> 00:17:34,187
We're going to make it work, l promise.

222
00:18:07,320 --> 00:18:11,324
Soundwave acknowledges. Pursue her.

223
00:18:11,391 --> 00:18:13,393
Retrieve it.

224
00:18:35,148 --> 00:18:37,984
Autobot twins, report to Hangar Three.

225
00:18:39,152 --> 00:18:40,887
Bad-*** ice-cream truck
coming through.

226
00:18:40,987 --> 00:18:42,856
-Excuse me! Excuse me! Hello!
-No, l don't...

227
00:18:42,922 --> 00:18:44,570
-Hold up.
-Those are nice.

228
00:18:44,157 --> 00:18:45,759
Yeah, baby, it's upgrade time.

229
00:18:45,859 --> 00:18:49,529
Yes, sir. Yeah!
Look here, it's my booty call right here!

230
00:18:49,596 --> 00:18:53,500
-Time to get my *****y on with the green.
-Green? No, green is mine!

231
00:18:53,566 --> 00:18:54,934
l call green!

232
00:18:57,937 --> 00:18:59,406
-l got the green.
-That hurt, man.

233
00:18:59,506 --> 00:19:01,675
lt's supposed to hurt. lt's an ***-kicking.

234
00:19:12,185 --> 00:19:14,120
Present arms!

235
00:19:28,468 --> 00:19:30,904
Director Galloway, what an honor.
l'd love to show you around,

236
00:19:30,970 --> 00:19:32,472
but you gotta be
on the classified access list.

237
00:19:32,572 --> 00:19:35,141
l am now. Presidential order, Major.

238
00:19:35,241 --> 00:19:38,144
l got a message
for your classified space buddies!

239
00:19:38,244 --> 00:19:40,313
You guys made a mess of Shanghai.

240
00:19:43,650 --> 00:19:46,720
All right, so this is where
we communicate with the JCS

241
00:19:46,786 --> 00:19:49,956
and this area serves
as the Autobots' hangar.

242
00:19:51,825 --> 00:19:54,327
Secure link to JCS is up, Major.

243
00:20:18,184 --> 00:20:20,200
Secure line to
the Pentagon is now open.

244
00:20:20,120 --> 00:20:23,123
-General?
-Will, I saw the Shanghai op.

245
00:20:23,790 --> 00:20:25,692
-We had a rough day out there.
-Yes, sir.

246
00:20:26,126 --> 00:20:28,661
We have intel that I believe
warrants an immediate debrief.

247
00:20:28,762 --> 00:20:30,964
Now with your permission,
l can't let you see him,

248
00:20:31,310 --> 00:20:33,433
but l would like you to hear
from the leader of the Autobots.

249
00:20:33,500 --> 00:20:34,534
Proceed.

250
00:20:52,986 --> 00:20:54,821
You gotta wonder,

251
00:20:54,888 --> 00:20:58,224
if God made us in his image,
who made him?

252
00:20:59,392 --> 00:21:01,628
General, our alliance
has countermanded

253
00:21:01,695 --> 00:21:04,330
six Decepticon incursions this year,

254
00:21:04,397 --> 00:21:07,000
each on a different continent.

255
00:21:07,670 --> 00:21:10,300
They're clearly searching
around the world for something,

256
00:21:10,700 --> 00:21:13,473
but last night's encounter
came with a warning.

257
00:21:13,540 --> 00:21:16,209
"The Fallen shall rise again."

258
00:21:16,309 --> 00:21:18,578
"The Fallen." Meaning what?

259
00:21:18,678 --> 00:21:22,820
Origin unknown.
The only recorded history of our race

260
00:21:22,182 --> 00:21:26,353
was contained within the AllSpark
and lost with its destruction.

261
00:21:26,419 --> 00:21:28,210
Excuse me!

262
00:21:28,822 --> 00:21:33,360
With this so-called AllSpark
now destroyed,

263
00:21:33,426 --> 00:21:36,996
why hasn't the enemy left the planet
like you thought they would?

264
00:21:37,630 --> 00:21:39,366
Director Galloway,
our National Security Advisor.

265
00:21:39,432 --> 00:21:42,402
The Presidentjust appointed him liaison.

266
00:21:42,502 --> 00:21:45,710
Well, l guess l didn't get that memo.

267
00:21:46,573 --> 00:21:50,176
Forgive the interruption, General.
Excuse me. Coming through.

268
00:21:50,777 --> 00:21:52,612
Excuse me. Excuse me, soldier.

269
00:21:54,280 --> 00:21:55,915
After all the damage in Shanghai,

270
00:21:56,160 --> 00:21:59,953
the President is hard-pressed
to say the job's getting done.

271
00:22:01,287 --> 00:22:06,259
Now, under the classified Alien/Autobot
Cooperation Act,

272
00:22:06,359 --> 00:22:11,898
you agreed to share your intel with us,
but not your advancements in weaponry.

273
00:22:11,965 --> 00:22:15,902
We've witnessed
your human capacity for war.

274
00:22:15,969 --> 00:22:19,572
lt would absolutely bring
more harm than good.

275
00:22:19,639 --> 00:22:22,542
But who are you to judge
what's best for us?

276
00:22:22,609 --> 00:22:24,644
With all due respect,
we've been fighting side by side

277
00:22:24,744 --> 00:22:26,279
in the field for two years.

278
00:22:26,379 --> 00:22:29,649
We've shed blood,
sweat and precious metal together.

279
00:22:29,749 --> 00:22:32,452
Soldier, you're paid to shoot, not talk.

280
00:22:32,552 --> 00:22:34,154
Don't tempt me.

281
00:22:34,254 --> 00:22:36,756
And the newest members of your team.

282
00:22:36,823 --> 00:22:39,125
-Easy.
-l understand they arrived here

283
00:22:39,225 --> 00:22:41,940
after you sent a message into space,

284
00:22:41,161 --> 00:22:44,931
an open invitation to come to Earth,
vetted by no one at the White House.

285
00:22:44,998 --> 00:22:48,768
Let me stop you right there,
Mr. Galloway. lt was vetted right here.

286
00:22:48,835 --> 00:22:52,772
And in my experience, the judgment
of both Major Lennox and his team

287
00:22:52,839 --> 00:22:55,775
has always been above reproach.

288
00:22:55,842 --> 00:22:58,678
Well, be that as it may, General,
it is the position of the President

289
00:22:58,778 --> 00:23:04,317
that when our national security is
at stake, no one is above reproach.

290
00:23:05,180 --> 00:23:07,520
Now, what do we know so far?

291
00:23:08,188 --> 00:23:14,270
We know that the enemy leader,
classified NBE One, aka Megatron,

292
00:23:14,127 --> 00:23:17,697
is rusting in peace at the bottom
of the Laurentian Abyssal,

293
00:23:17,797 --> 00:23:22,302
surrounded by SOSUS detection nets
and a full-time submarine surveillance.

294
00:23:22,369 --> 00:23:26,806
We also know that the only remaining
piece of your alien AllSpark

295
00:23:26,873 --> 00:23:28,808
is locked in an electromagnetic vault

296
00:23:28,875 --> 00:23:32,212
here on one of the most secure
naval bases in the worId.

297
00:23:33,446 --> 00:23:36,816
Decepticons, we have located the shard.

298
00:23:36,883 --> 00:23:42,722
And since no one can seem to tell me
what the enemy is now after,

299
00:23:42,822 --> 00:23:45,658
well, there's only one clear conclusion!

300
00:23:45,725 --> 00:23:48,561
You! The Autobots!

301
00:23:49,396 --> 00:23:51,698
They're here to hunt you!

302
00:23:52,332 --> 00:23:54,734
What's there to hunt for on Earth
besides that?

303
00:23:54,834 --> 00:23:57,704
"The Fallen shall rise again"?

304
00:23:57,804 --> 00:24:00,600
lt sounds to me
like something's coming.

305
00:24:00,730 --> 00:24:04,844
So, let me ask, if we ultimately conclude
that our national security is best served

306
00:24:04,911 --> 00:24:08,648
by denying you further asylum
on our planet,

307
00:24:10,717 --> 00:24:13,653
will you leave peacefully?

308
00:24:13,720 --> 00:24:18,591
Freedom is your right. lf you make
that request, we will honor it.

309
00:24:19,826 --> 00:24:24,931
But before your President decides,
please ask him this.

310
00:24:25,398 --> 00:24:29,903
What if we leave and you're wrong?

311
00:24:37,444 --> 00:24:39,446
That's a good question.

312
00:24:42,382 --> 00:24:46,860
Oh, my gosh! Look at this place!

313
00:24:46,920 --> 00:24:49,222
l feel smarter already.

314
00:24:49,956 --> 00:24:54,194
-Ron, can you smell it?
-Yeah, smells like $40,000 a year.

315
00:24:54,260 --> 00:24:58,765
-Hey, cheapo!
-Hey, go ahead. We'll get your stuff.

316
00:24:58,865 --> 00:24:59,899
Just go ahead and check out your room.

317
00:24:59,966 --> 00:25:00,967
Yeah, go.

318
00:25:08,808 --> 00:25:10,577
-Hey.
-Hey.

319
00:25:10,643 --> 00:25:13,580
-You must be Sam, right? l'm Leo.
-Hey.

320
00:25:14,614 --> 00:25:18,151
So, l already set up the crib a bit.
You want this side or that side?

321
00:25:18,985 --> 00:25:21,755
-That side.
-l already chose that side.

322
00:25:23,390 --> 00:25:26,126
You know what this is?
This is the awkward moment.

323
00:25:26,226 --> 00:25:27,794
Yeah, see,
you're trying to see if l'm a normal guy.

324
00:25:27,894 --> 00:25:29,162
l'm trying to see if you're a normal guy.

325
00:25:29,262 --> 00:25:30,797
Balanced, unmedicated,
nothing under the crawl space.

326
00:25:30,897 --> 00:25:32,265
Good personal hygiene,
won't stab me in my sleep.

327
00:25:32,332 --> 00:25:33,400
No criminal record, won't steal anything.

328
00:25:33,466 --> 00:25:35,100
-lncluding girlfriends.
-Especially girlfriends.

329
00:25:35,101 --> 00:25:37,337
-You got a girlfriend?
-l do. You?

330
00:25:38,171 --> 00:25:40,807
No, not a chance. You a techie?

331
00:25:40,907 --> 00:25:43,109
Sweet! Sharsky,
Fassbinder, where we at?

332
00:25:43,176 --> 00:25:45,445
-Server's almost online, Leo.
-Network's up and running.

333
00:25:45,512 --> 00:25:46,946
Beautiful, that's what l like to hear.

334
00:25:47,130 --> 00:25:50,160
That's Sharsky, that's Fassbinder,
my lT gurus.

335
00:25:50,116 --> 00:25:53,253
Welcome to my empire, bro,
TheRealEffingDeal.com.

336
00:25:53,319 --> 00:25:54,587
That's me, l'm sure you've heard of it.

337
00:25:54,654 --> 00:25:57,900
-No, l haven't.
-Well, that sucks.

338
00:25:57,157 --> 00:25:58,625
-What is all this for?
-See where l'm going, bro.

339
00:25:58,692 --> 00:26:01,628
Look, call me gross,
l want to be a baby billionaire.

340
00:26:01,695 --> 00:26:04,197
Kitten calendars.
That's where l started. Look at me now.

341
00:26:04,297 --> 00:26:05,532
Got to have dreams, bro.

342
00:26:07,801 --> 00:26:10,303
Leo! We got
some brand-new Shanghai vid!

343
00:26:10,370 --> 00:26:13,340
Post it, baby! Go, go, go! FTJ! FTJ!

344
00:26:13,440 --> 00:26:15,809
-What's "FTJ"?
-"Fuel the Jet."

345
00:26:15,875 --> 00:26:17,210
Fuel the Jet, bro.

346
00:26:17,310 --> 00:26:19,679
FTJ. FTJ, legit!

347
00:26:20,980 --> 00:26:22,148
Did you see that? Did you see that?

348
00:26:22,215 --> 00:26:24,684
Look at this. Half of Shanghai gets
wrecked and China says "gas leak."

349
00:26:24,784 --> 00:26:27,153
Don't believe the hype, bro.

350
00:26:27,220 --> 00:26:30,857
Just like the alien robots in LA
two years ago that everyone covered up.

351
00:26:30,957 --> 00:26:33,326
Yeah, l saw these robots,
and they did this, like, firing thing

352
00:26:33,393 --> 00:26:35,662
and they came down and toasted
this woman, and she was like...

353
00:26:35,729 --> 00:26:37,697
-lt looks fake to me.
-Dude, it's not fake.

354
00:26:37,797 --> 00:26:40,867
The lnternet is pure truth.
Video doesn't lie.

355
00:26:40,967 --> 00:26:42,569
-lt looks fake.
-No, man, l've seen them.

356
00:26:42,669 --> 00:26:45,872
-They're, like, these robots...
-Look, look, it's fake.

357
00:26:45,972 --> 00:26:47,474
Anybody could do it
on any computer, okay?

358
00:26:47,540 --> 00:26:49,576
And l wasn't there,

359
00:26:49,676 --> 00:26:51,878
-so l can't comment or speculate.
-No.

360
00:26:51,978 --> 00:26:54,180
"Comment or speculate"?
And we're supposed to cohabitate?

361
00:26:54,247 --> 00:26:57,217
No, listen, okay?
Don't be sucking the sack, bro!

362
00:26:57,317 --> 00:26:59,190
-Which sack?
-The ball sack.

363
00:26:59,850 --> 00:27:00,653
Dude, what kind of tool are you?

364
00:27:00,720 --> 00:27:03,723
Mainstream media sack.
They're lying to us, all right?

365
00:27:03,823 --> 00:27:06,192
-lt's aliens, man.
-Okay, okay.

366
00:27:06,259 --> 00:27:07,527
Follow me.

367
00:27:08,395 --> 00:27:09,596
Leo, bad news!

368
00:27:09,696 --> 00:27:12,320
We just got scooped.
The video's already up on GFR.

369
00:27:12,980 --> 00:27:13,600
Fassbinder!

370
00:27:14,768 --> 00:27:17,370
Robo-Warrior, the guy's our main
competition on conspiracy stuff.

371
00:27:17,103 --> 00:27:19,172
"Effing" was my F-ing idea
and he stole it!

372
00:27:19,239 --> 00:27:21,741
He's been linking to my site
and thieving hits forever.

373
00:27:21,841 --> 00:27:24,210
By the way, l read your file.
l'm poor, you're poor.

374
00:27:24,277 --> 00:27:27,447
We're gonna fix that, all right?
You work for me now.

375
00:27:28,782 --> 00:27:30,884
l work for you now? That's incredible.

376
00:27:30,950 --> 00:27:33,887
lt's first day of college,
l got a career in a dinky lnternet firm

377
00:27:33,953 --> 00:27:37,230
with a boss who is made up
ofjust pure champion stuff.

378
00:27:37,900 --> 00:27:39,590
Are you mocking
my life's work, Samuel?

379
00:27:39,125 --> 00:27:40,694
That's your one warning patrolling,
dude. Don't make me

380
00:27:40,760 --> 00:27:42,395
have Fassbinder hack your financial aid,
'cause l'll do it!

381
00:27:42,462 --> 00:27:45,732
Hey, RA. Listen, it's getting a little
intense in my room. Can l switch out?

382
00:27:45,799 --> 00:27:50,704
Sad face, 31 2. No switching, no trading.
Let's turn that frown upside down, okay?

383
00:27:50,770 --> 00:27:51,871
-Oh, here we go.
-We made it. Hi.

384
00:27:51,938 --> 00:27:53,730
lt's just like Hogwarts.

385
00:27:53,139 --> 00:27:54,374
-Hi.
-ls this co-ed?

386
00:27:54,441 --> 00:27:55,742
This is a co-ed dorm.

387
00:27:55,809 --> 00:27:57,277
-You guys want to meet my roommates?
-Yeah.

388
00:27:57,377 --> 00:27:58,611
Some real swell guys.

389
00:27:58,712 --> 00:28:00,800
-Here's Leo.
-We're the Witwickys.

390
00:28:00,146 --> 00:28:01,247
-l'm Leo.
-l'm Judy.

391
00:28:01,314 --> 00:28:03,116
Hey, you have a great son, you really do.

392
00:28:03,216 --> 00:28:05,752
-Well, aren't you the sweetest thing?
-Yeah, he's real sweet, Ma.

393
00:28:05,819 --> 00:28:06,986
What is that in your hand, by the way?

394
00:28:07,870 --> 00:28:11,157
l got this at the bake sale for the
environment that those boys are having.

395
00:28:11,257 --> 00:28:14,160
You know, you don't often see
white boys with the dreadlocks.

396
00:28:14,260 --> 00:28:15,795
-Mom?
-Yeah, it's 1 00% pure,

397
00:28:15,895 --> 00:28:17,497
Hawaiian green for the environment.

398
00:28:17,597 --> 00:28:19,990
-How many of these have you eaten?
-Drop it.

399
00:28:19,165 --> 00:28:21,101
-What is this?
-Yeah, they baked it with reefer in it.

400
00:28:21,167 --> 00:28:22,569
-No, it's...
-Please, give me...

401
00:28:22,635 --> 00:28:24,771
Hey! lt's my cheat day.
l can eat what l want.

402
00:28:24,838 --> 00:28:26,773
l'm going to freak out.
Please do something right now, Dad.

403
00:28:26,840 --> 00:28:28,740
Please do something right now.

404
00:28:29,900 --> 00:28:30,677
l can eat all the fricking brownies l want!

405
00:28:30,777 --> 00:28:31,811
Come on, let's go.

406
00:28:31,911 --> 00:28:33,413
l'm sorry and you're welcome.

407
00:28:36,649 --> 00:28:38,318
We call it the "Hot Freshman 55."

408
00:28:38,418 --> 00:28:41,354
Sharsky hacked Campus Housing and
stacked the dorm with pretty Betties.

409
00:28:41,454 --> 00:28:43,857
ls... ls so nice...

410
00:28:44,824 --> 00:28:48,328
Oh, my God. That's her. She's coming.
She sees me, she sees me.

411
00:28:50,530 --> 00:28:51,998
She's tied for number one
on my to-do list.

412
00:28:52,980 --> 00:28:53,800
Do not bird-dog my quail, you hear me?

413
00:28:54,267 --> 00:28:58,138
Pretty girls! Hey, you.
My son lives in this dorm.

414
00:28:58,838 --> 00:29:01,374
You should go make friends with him.
He's Sam.

415
00:29:01,474 --> 00:29:02,809
Glad she ain't my mama!

416
00:29:02,876 --> 00:29:05,111
And he recently had his cherry popped!

417
00:29:06,613 --> 00:29:08,481
He didn't know l was in the house!
l heard it all!

418
00:29:08,548 --> 00:29:10,216
-Hey! Hey! Hey!
-Here he is!

419
00:29:10,817 --> 00:29:13,853
He would get in my closet
and dress up as Boy Spice!

420
00:29:13,953 --> 00:29:19,826
-Hey, and his car is a talking robot!
-No, like the GPS. OnStar!

421
00:29:20,293 --> 00:29:21,728
-OnStar.
-Frisbee!

422
00:29:22,829 --> 00:29:25,865
No, Dad! Dad, you just gonna
let her run around the school?

423
00:29:30,236 --> 00:29:33,673
-Give it! Mine, mine, mine!
-Hey! Crazy!

424
00:29:33,740 --> 00:29:35,909
-You want it?
-l want it.

425
00:29:36,900 --> 00:29:39,412
Judy, Judy, just... Just put it down.

426
00:29:39,512 --> 00:29:41,881
-You gotta control your mother.
-l don't know who this woman is.

427
00:29:41,981 --> 00:29:44,517
Hey, Professor, l'd do anything for an A.

428
00:29:44,584 --> 00:29:47,487
All right, Grace Slick. We got
some snacks in the car. Let's go.

429
00:29:47,554 --> 00:29:50,423
-Did you get the booties? All right.
-Yes, Dad, l got the booties!

430
00:29:50,924 --> 00:29:52,325
l'm upside down!

431
00:30:24,190 --> 00:30:25,892
Black Lion X-Ray,
this is Black Lion Tango.

432
00:30:25,959 --> 00:30:29,796
We have activation of motion sensors
on the western perimeter fence.

433
00:31:45,505 --> 00:31:47,807
Breach at B-14.

434
00:31:52,512 --> 00:31:54,470
Go, go, go, go!

435
00:32:02,322 --> 00:32:04,570
The shard's gone.

436
00:32:12,799 --> 00:32:14,340
Contact!

437
00:32:14,901 --> 00:32:16,403
Take it down!

438
00:32:17,203 --> 00:32:18,672
-Which way?
-Shoot left!

439
00:32:24,244 --> 00:32:25,845
Knock it down!

440
00:32:35,550 --> 00:32:37,691
First frat party's the game changer.
Boys, we're hunting in the wild now.

441
00:32:37,757 --> 00:32:39,426
So, get your game faces on.

442
00:32:39,526 --> 00:32:41,661
l can't stay long.
l have a webcam date with my girlfriend.

443
00:32:41,728 --> 00:32:42,929
-That's so cool!
-No, it's not.

444
00:32:49,269 --> 00:32:50,937
While he's making out
with his MacBook,

445
00:32:51,370 --> 00:32:52,906
l'm gonna be getting
my Spitzy freaky freak on.

446
00:32:53,600 --> 00:32:55,208
-Let's roll.
-She's hot.

447
00:32:55,275 --> 00:32:57,110
Bro, we're hunting!

448
00:33:00,280 --> 00:33:02,515
-See you, darling.
-Bye, Dad.

449
00:33:03,283 --> 00:33:04,684
Okay.

450
00:33:09,522 --> 00:33:12,959
This is our first live chat date.
l've never done it before.

451
00:33:14,600 --> 00:33:15,362
l'm kind of nervous.

452
00:33:42,455 --> 00:33:44,157
-Are you okay?
-No.

453
00:33:45,291 --> 00:33:47,927
l was getting a napkin for my drink.

454
00:33:48,895 --> 00:33:51,331
Thanks. Cheers.

455
00:33:51,431 --> 00:33:53,433
-lt's Sam, right?
-Yeah.

456
00:33:53,500 --> 00:33:57,170
-l wanna dance.
-What, like... Like dancing?

457
00:33:58,400 --> 00:34:00,340
Like a pairing? Like a duo?
Like a coupling?

458
00:34:00,440 --> 00:34:05,245
'Cause l'm in a permanently semi...
l'm in a relationship, kind of...

459
00:34:05,812 --> 00:34:09,649
-Relax. l just want to have some fun.
-Wanna have some fun?

460
00:34:09,749 --> 00:34:13,753
Yeah, okay. Let's play some checkers.
You can sit over there and...

461
00:34:15,655 --> 00:34:16,690
Oh, my...

462
00:34:16,790 --> 00:34:20,427
So, how about tonight
you pretend l'm your girlfriend

463
00:34:20,493 --> 00:34:22,629
and l pretend that you're my boyfriend?

464
00:34:32,439 --> 00:34:35,875
Hey! Who drove
the freaking yellow Camaro?

465
00:34:37,143 --> 00:34:39,312
There is a car on the lawn!

466
00:34:43,183 --> 00:34:44,317
What are you doing?

467
00:34:44,384 --> 00:34:45,885
Houston, we have a problem.

468
00:34:45,985 --> 00:34:47,530
-What is it?
-Freshman!

469
00:34:47,153 --> 00:34:48,655
-Yeah?
-ls that your car in our bushes?

470
00:34:48,722 --> 00:34:52,625
No, there's a friend of mine,
he just went to get you a tighter shirt.

471
00:34:52,692 --> 00:34:55,395
There isn't a tighter shirt! We checked.

472
00:34:55,495 --> 00:34:57,130
Now how about
l park my foot in your ***?

473
00:34:57,197 --> 00:34:58,832
-What size shoe do you wear?
-Yeah?

474
00:34:58,898 --> 00:35:00,900
-Hold on.
-You wanna try?

475
00:35:01,000 --> 00:35:03,837
-l'll back it up right now.
-Get him out of here.

476
00:35:03,903 --> 00:35:06,673
You have a ride?
Bro, why are you holding out on us?

477
00:35:06,740 --> 00:35:07,841
l've only known you 1 7 hours.

478
00:35:07,907 --> 00:35:11,411
This is gonna really change our lives.
You have no idea.

479
00:35:11,511 --> 00:35:15,715
-l love Camaros.
-l can't do this right now, okay?

480
00:35:15,815 --> 00:35:17,717
-Don't be a wimp.
-Oh, God!

481
00:35:26,920 --> 00:35:30,363
-My first car was my dad's '92 Z28.
-Yeah?

482
00:35:30,430 --> 00:35:35,201
Fuel-injected.
The roar of the engine, it just tickles me.

483
00:35:36,202 --> 00:35:38,571
We shouldn't stare...

484
00:35:38,672 --> 00:35:42,175
l mean, share stories
with each other at all.

485
00:35:42,242 --> 00:35:44,544
Come on, Sam. Just one ride.

486
00:35:44,611 --> 00:35:47,113
Your cheatin' heart

487
00:35:51,217 --> 00:35:52,385
Don't. Don't!

488
00:35:52,452 --> 00:35:55,221
She's a super freak, super freak
She's super freaky

489
00:35:55,288 --> 00:35:58,425
-ls your radio broken?
-No, my concentration is.

490
00:35:58,525 --> 00:36:00,293
We're not cheating.

491
00:36:01,394 --> 00:36:02,929
Not yet.

492
00:36:06,266 --> 00:36:08,268
ls something wrong here?

493
00:36:12,639 --> 00:36:14,441
God! You okay?

494
00:36:16,976 --> 00:36:18,411
She's mighty, mighty

495
00:36:18,478 --> 00:36:21,781
l really don't know what to tell you.
This car has a lot of problems. A lot...

496
00:36:27,921 --> 00:36:29,989
Oh, God! lt's in my mouth!

497
00:36:30,457 --> 00:36:32,425
Are you okay? l got Wetnaps.

498
00:36:32,492 --> 00:36:34,894
l got Wetnaps for your face! Hold on!

499
00:36:34,961 --> 00:36:37,630
l... l'm so sorry!

500
00:36:38,832 --> 00:36:39,899
What are you doing?

501
00:36:52,812 --> 00:36:54,914
You won't give me a day, huh?

502
00:36:55,515 --> 00:36:58,785
-You won't give me one day in college?
-l'm sorry, Sam,

503
00:36:58,852 --> 00:37:02,188
but the last fragment of the AllSpark
was stolen.

504
00:37:02,288 --> 00:37:04,124
Like what? Like Decepticons stole it?

505
00:37:04,190 --> 00:37:08,261
We placed it under human protection
at your government's request,

506
00:37:08,328 --> 00:37:11,131
but l'm here for your help, Sam,

507
00:37:11,197 --> 00:37:15,635
because your leaders believe we
brought vengeance upon your planet.

508
00:37:15,702 --> 00:37:17,704
Perhaps they are right.

509
00:37:17,804 --> 00:37:22,876
That is why they must be reminded by
another human of the trust we share.

510
00:37:22,976 --> 00:37:25,679
-This isn't my war.
-Not yet,

511
00:37:26,546 --> 00:37:29,149
but l fear it soon will be.

512
00:37:29,215 --> 00:37:32,786
Your world must not share
the same fate as Cybertron.

513
00:37:34,200 --> 00:37:36,220
Whole generations lost.

514
00:37:39,859 --> 00:37:42,896
l know, and l want to help you, l do,

515
00:37:42,996 --> 00:37:46,660
but l am not some alien ambassador,
you know?

516
00:37:46,166 --> 00:37:47,967
l'm a normal kid with normal problems.

517
00:37:49,200 --> 00:37:51,404
l am where l'm supposed to be.

518
00:37:54,740 --> 00:37:55,742
l'm sorry. l...

519
00:37:57,410 --> 00:37:58,511
l really am.

520
00:37:58,578 --> 00:38:02,415
Sam, fate rarely calls upon us
at a moment of our choosing.

521
00:38:03,216 --> 00:38:06,520
You're Optimus Prime.
You don't need me.

522
00:38:07,200 --> 00:38:10,323
We do, more than you know.

523
00:38:43,556 --> 00:38:47,927
Conn, Sonar. Gained new contact,
bearing 214, and possible hostile,

524
00:38:48,280 --> 00:38:50,300
confirmed for
Project Deep Six Drop Point.

525
00:38:50,960 --> 00:38:52,799
-What do you got?
-SU pulled five contacts at 5,000 feet,

526
00:38:52,899 --> 00:38:54,100
diving fast.

527
00:38:58,371 --> 00:39:00,407
Never seen anything
dive that deep that fast.

528
00:39:00,473 --> 00:39:03,977
-Man battle stations.
-Chief of the watch, man battle stations!

529
00:39:04,770 --> 00:39:05,945
Helm, left full rudder,
all ahead two-thirds.

530
00:39:06,279 --> 00:39:08,748
-Left full rudder, two-thirds.
-Dive, go deep.

531
00:39:30,937 --> 00:39:33,139
The nets protecting NBE One
are screaming, sir.

532
00:39:33,239 --> 00:39:37,110
That is 9,300 fathoms down.
And no confirmed DSRVs on site?

533
00:39:37,177 --> 00:39:39,346
-None, sir.
-Then, people, we've got a problem!

534
00:39:49,489 --> 00:39:53,660
Need parts! Kill the little one!

535
00:40:01,134 --> 00:40:03,269
The shard make Energon!

536
00:40:16,490 --> 00:40:19,452
Conn, Sonar. Now hold six contacts,
and they're coming up fast!

537
00:40:19,519 --> 00:40:21,888
-Sound collision alarm.
-Left hard rudder.

538
00:40:23,289 --> 00:40:24,724
Five hundred feet.

539
00:40:25,492 --> 00:40:27,727
Angel Six,
we got six hostiles coming up.

540
00:40:35,735 --> 00:40:37,971
-Collision imminent port side.
-One hundred feet.

541
00:40:38,380 --> 00:40:39,720
Brace for impact.

542
00:41:05,665 --> 00:41:08,668
Starscream, l'm home.

543
00:41:08,735 --> 00:41:13,840
Lord Megatron, l was so relieved
to hear of your resurrection.

544
00:41:13,907 --> 00:41:18,780
You left me to die
on that pathetic insect planet.

545
00:41:18,178 --> 00:41:23,490
Only to help spawn our new army.
The Fallen decrees it!

546
00:41:23,116 --> 00:41:27,454
After all, in your absence,
someone had to take command.

547
00:41:29,389 --> 00:41:32,759
-So disappointing.
-Hatchlings! Hatchlings! Careful, fragile!

548
00:41:32,859 --> 00:41:36,963
Even in death,
there is no command but mine.

549
00:41:42,769 --> 00:41:46,373
My master, l failed you on Earth.

550
00:41:46,439 --> 00:41:52,780
The AllSpark is destroyed
and without it, our race will perish.

551
00:41:52,946 --> 00:41:58,551
You have much to learn, my disciple.
The Cube was merely a vessel.

552
00:41:58,618 --> 00:42:02,255
lts power, its knowledge,
can never be destroyed.

553
00:42:02,322 --> 00:42:06,926
-lt can only transform.
-How is that possible?

554
00:42:06,993 --> 00:42:10,597
lt has been absorbed
by the human child.

555
00:42:10,663 --> 00:42:15,735
The key to saving our race
now lies within his mind.

556
00:42:15,802 --> 00:42:19,439
Well, then, let me strip
the very flesh from his body!

557
00:42:19,506 --> 00:42:22,976
And you will, my apprentice, in time.

558
00:42:23,760 --> 00:42:28,348
For millennia, l have dreamed
of my return to that wretched planet

559
00:42:28,448 --> 00:42:35,210
where l, too, was once betrayed
by the Primes l called my brothers.

560
00:42:35,855 --> 00:42:42,696
Only a Prime can defeat me,
and now, only one remains.

561
00:42:43,290 --> 00:42:46,433
Optimus! He protects the boy.

562
00:42:46,499 --> 00:42:49,803
Then the boy will lead us to him

563
00:42:49,869 --> 00:42:55,375
-and revenge will be ours.
-Yes.

564
00:42:56,376 --> 00:43:00,547
The boy will not escape us.
We have him in our sights.

565
00:43:01,715 --> 00:43:05,685
Without more Energon,
the hatchlings will keep dying.

566
00:43:11,157 --> 00:43:15,495
Space. Time. Gravity.

567
00:43:19,366 --> 00:43:22,502
-Thank you.
-Finish that for me.

568
00:43:22,569 --> 00:43:25,472
We're going on a journey together,
you and l, today.

569
00:43:25,538 --> 00:43:30,543
All you eager, nubile, young minds
on the very cusp of adulthood.

570
00:43:31,378 --> 00:43:34,381
And l shall be your consort, your guide,

571
00:43:34,481 --> 00:43:38,485
your chaperone,
into the heart of darkness.

572
00:43:41,540 --> 00:43:43,323
Welcome to Astronomy 1 01 .

573
00:43:44,524 --> 00:43:47,927
For what do we know about the stars?

574
00:43:48,495 --> 00:43:51,898
Virgo, the virgin.

575
00:43:53,660 --> 00:43:54,901
Orion, the great hunter.

576
00:43:55,100 --> 00:43:59,606
These are no mere twinkling diamonds
for lovely maidens to wish upon.

577
00:43:59,706 --> 00:44:02,420
No, they are dynamos

578
00:44:02,108 --> 00:44:06,713
filled with a throbbing,
savage and pent-up energy!

579
00:44:06,780 --> 00:44:12,519
Behold the work ofAlbert Einstein,
a professor once, like moi.

580
00:44:12,585 --> 00:44:14,540
-Energy equals mass...
-What you doing?

581
00:44:14,120 --> 00:44:15,588
Put your hand down.
Put your hand down.

582
00:44:15,689 --> 00:44:18,910
Young man, there are no questions

583
00:44:18,191 --> 00:44:20,126
until l've reached
the climax of my lecture.

584
00:44:20,226 --> 00:44:23,563
l just finished your book and there's
only one problem. Einstein's wrong.

585
00:44:24,297 --> 00:44:25,632
Energy does equal
mass times the velocity

586
00:44:25,732 --> 00:44:26,800
of light squared in this dimension,

587
00:44:26,900 --> 00:44:29,869
but what about the other 1 7?
Nobody ever talks about the other 1 7.

588
00:44:30,470 --> 00:44:32,138
Clear example.

589
00:44:35,875 --> 00:44:37,210
Break down the elemental components
of Energon,

590
00:44:37,277 --> 00:44:39,746
assume a constant decay rate
and extrapolate for each of the...

591
00:44:39,813 --> 00:44:41,247
Fourteen galactic convergences it took

592
00:44:41,314 --> 00:44:44,951
the Sentinel Prime expedition
to receive an... Echo on its signal,

593
00:44:45,510 --> 00:44:46,986
you wind up with a formula
for inter-dimensional energy increase

594
00:44:47,870 --> 00:44:48,488
that mass and light alone
can't possibly explain.

595
00:44:48,588 --> 00:44:50,890
Come on, guys, l can't be
the only one in the class who...

596
00:44:50,957 --> 00:44:55,729
Young man, l will not be
punk'd in front of the dean.

597
00:44:57,970 --> 00:45:00,467
No, this is my universe here.

598
00:45:00,567 --> 00:45:05,939
Do you understand?
l am the alpha and the omega.

599
00:45:06,600 --> 00:45:08,441
-Get out of my class!
-Yes, sir.

600
00:45:11,511 --> 00:45:14,114
Anyone else care to have
some sort of mental breakdown?

601
00:45:24,240 --> 00:45:29,162
Hi, Bones! Hi. Hi.
You're such a good boy.

602
00:45:29,829 --> 00:45:32,320
What a good boy, you are.

603
00:45:36,536 --> 00:45:39,272
Hey, Bones. Are you hungry?

604
00:45:42,842 --> 00:45:44,878
Come on, check that out.

605
00:45:46,846 --> 00:45:48,548
There you go.

606
00:45:55,855 --> 00:45:57,891
-Yes, Samuel?
-Hello? Mikaela?

607
00:45:57,991 --> 00:46:00,560
l can't believe you're gonna stand me up
on our first web chat date.

608
00:46:00,660 --> 00:46:03,463
-Something just happened to me, okay?
-What, you finally hit puberty?

609
00:46:03,530 --> 00:46:05,165
No, no, no. Stop laughing.
This is serious. Okay.

610
00:46:05,231 --> 00:46:06,966
Remember l was telling you
about my great-great-grandfather,

611
00:46:07,330 --> 00:46:08,835
Archibald Witwicky? Remember?

612
00:46:08,902 --> 00:46:12,500
Watch it, watch it, watch... No!
Okay, remember how l was telling you...

613
00:46:12,720 --> 00:46:14,374
Okay. Can you stop?
Watch the foot! Watch your foot!

614
00:46:14,474 --> 00:46:15,508
Mikaela, okay,

615
00:46:15,575 --> 00:46:17,677
my great-great-grandfather
went on this Arctic mission, right?

616
00:46:17,744 --> 00:46:19,346
And he saw Megatron.
Megatron zapped him,

617
00:46:19,412 --> 00:46:21,314
and he started seeing
these crazy symbols. Okay.

618
00:46:21,381 --> 00:46:22,816
Well, now l'm seeing them, too.
Excuse me.

619
00:46:22,882 --> 00:46:25,352
l just read a 903-page astronomy book
in 32.6 seconds.

620
00:46:25,418 --> 00:46:26,820
l had a meltdown
in the middle of my class.

621
00:46:26,886 --> 00:46:29,550
l am seeing symbols ever since l...

622
00:46:30,256 --> 00:46:34,260
-Since what?
-Ever since l touched the Cube splinter.

623
00:46:34,361 --> 00:46:36,363
-Do you have it?
-Yeah, l have it.

624
00:46:36,429 --> 00:46:40,333
-lt's in the shop safe. lt's fine.
-Mikaela, do not touch it, okay?

625
00:46:40,400 --> 00:46:41,935
-Don't touch it.
-l'm not gonna touch it.

626
00:46:42,268 --> 00:46:43,870
Sam, it's fine. lt's locked away.

627
00:46:43,937 --> 00:46:46,272
-No one knows where it is.
-l do!

628
00:46:48,441 --> 00:46:51,111
You're hot, but you ain't too bright.

629
00:46:52,779 --> 00:46:55,281
There we go. Yeah, that'll work.

630
00:46:57,550 --> 00:46:59,619
Damn it! Son of a *****!

631
00:47:01,855 --> 00:47:04,624
What are you looking at, slobber puss?

632
00:47:05,558 --> 00:47:09,195
What the... This place is
a freaking house of horrors!

633
00:47:12,298 --> 00:47:14,134
Pain... lt hurts...

634
00:47:15,402 --> 00:47:16,703
Hold on.

635
00:47:19,372 --> 00:47:21,741
Right to five, then...

636
00:47:30,500 --> 00:47:33,253
ls that the best you got, huh?
ls that the best you can do?

637
00:47:34,721 --> 00:47:36,823
What are you doing here,
you little freak?

638
00:47:36,923 --> 00:47:39,459
That's my eye, you crazy *****!

639
00:47:39,559 --> 00:47:43,763
-You gonna talk now?
-l seek knowledge from the Cube.

640
00:47:43,830 --> 00:47:45,598
-The Fallen demands me!
-What knowledge?

641
00:47:45,665 --> 00:47:48,301
You got the shard, l need the shard.
Give me the shard. l need the shard.

642
00:47:48,401 --> 00:47:50,937
They're gonna whack me!
l'm gonna be dead without that shard!

643
00:47:51,400 --> 00:47:54,107
Easy, warrior goddess,
l'm just a little salvage-scrap drone!

644
00:47:54,174 --> 00:47:57,477
-And l'm your worst nightmare.
-Hey, hey, hey!

645
00:47:57,577 --> 00:47:58,978
-What the hell was that?
-l'll tell you later,

646
00:47:59,790 --> 00:48:00,613
just not on an open phone line, okay?

647
00:48:00,680 --> 00:48:01,648
l'm gonna get on a plane right now

648
00:48:01,748 --> 00:48:03,950
and l'll be there later this afternoon.
Just be careful, Sam.

649
00:48:12,125 --> 00:48:14,994
And have any strangers given you
anything suspicious to carry on today?

650
00:48:15,950 --> 00:48:16,796
Yeah, a live bomb!

651
00:48:16,863 --> 00:48:18,164
-No.
-Good.

652
00:48:30,877 --> 00:48:33,480
Major, incoming SOS from Autobots!

653
00:48:33,546 --> 00:48:37,350
Multiple Decepticon contacts in motion.
Vicinity, eastern United States, sir!

654
00:48:37,450 --> 00:48:40,453
-As in how many?
-Unclear, sir.

655
00:48:40,520 --> 00:48:41,888
Well, get clear.

656
00:48:46,659 --> 00:48:49,462
The Autobots are on the move,
splitting into two teams, sir.

657
00:48:49,529 --> 00:48:50,630
They're not answering our calls

658
00:48:50,697 --> 00:48:52,298
and they're heading to
New York and Philadelphia.

659
00:48:52,365 --> 00:48:55,568
All right, full weapons deployment.
Wheels up in 20 minutes!

660
00:48:56,403 --> 00:48:57,637
Move it!

661
00:48:59,506 --> 00:49:00,874
Let's go!

662
00:49:06,146 --> 00:49:09,249
Flight 57, welcome to Philadelphia.

663
00:49:09,916 --> 00:49:13,420
Alicia, mi amor, can l interest you
in an 1 8-inch Zookeeper's special?

664
00:49:13,520 --> 00:49:16,220
Extra-large, triple cheese,
with every known animal as a topping.

665
00:49:16,890 --> 00:49:18,158
Basically, l've got,
like, 1 8 inches of meat.

666
00:49:18,224 --> 00:49:20,827
Unless you're vegetarian.
All right. lt's cool. l am, too.

667
00:49:20,894 --> 00:49:24,197
-Sam home?
-Sam? l think he died,

668
00:49:24,264 --> 00:49:25,565
but why don't we check?

669
00:49:25,665 --> 00:49:27,534
-Here we are.
-Hey!

670
00:49:27,600 --> 00:49:28,768
You ever have a song stuck
in your head? lt's like

671
00:49:28,868 --> 00:49:30,837
the worst song ever,
but you can't help to whistle it or sing it

672
00:49:30,904 --> 00:49:34,574
'cause it, like, repeats itself, repeats
itself, repeats itself, repeats itself?

673
00:49:34,674 --> 00:49:36,776
Kitten calendar,
kitten calendar, kitten calendar,

674
00:49:36,876 --> 00:49:38,211
-kitten calendar...
-Dude, what the eff?

675
00:49:38,278 --> 00:49:40,380
l know you're freaking out.
Don't freak out. Don't freak out.

676
00:49:40,447 --> 00:49:42,549
Easy fix. Puzzle code in my head.

677
00:49:42,615 --> 00:49:44,217
Now it's on the walls.
Everything is good.

678
00:49:44,284 --> 00:49:46,386
This is the part that...

679
00:49:50,900 --> 00:49:51,257
Okay, what were you saying?

680
00:49:51,358 --> 00:49:54,728
Alice, l'm horrified you had to see this.
Let's go.

681
00:49:54,794 --> 00:49:56,129
Get out.

682
00:49:56,229 --> 00:49:58,640
Wait, wait, wait!
Can l just sit and watch?

683
00:49:58,131 --> 00:50:00,266
l'll... l'll eat my pizza quietly.

684
00:50:00,367 --> 00:50:03,269
Sam, l knew there was
something special about you.

685
00:50:03,370 --> 00:50:04,637
Really?

686
00:50:06,106 --> 00:50:08,274
And l know you know what happens

687
00:50:08,375 --> 00:50:11,277
when two people in the know
get together.

688
00:50:11,378 --> 00:50:14,647
They're genuinely amazing in bed.

689
00:50:16,483 --> 00:50:17,951
Thank you.

690
00:50:21,540 --> 00:50:22,288
Jeez!

691
00:50:24,190 --> 00:50:27,293
What about this economy?
lt's crazy, isn't it?

692
00:50:29,195 --> 00:50:32,399
-You are very aggressive.
-Just relax.

693
00:50:32,532 --> 00:50:34,834
You want some turkey meatloaf?

694
00:50:39,839 --> 00:50:41,141
Sam?

695
00:50:42,108 --> 00:50:44,711
-Mikaela!
-ls that your girlfriend?

696
00:50:45,945 --> 00:50:46,946
Ex.

697
00:50:47,914 --> 00:50:50,116
Mikaela! Wait!

698
00:50:51,918 --> 00:50:53,887
l can explain...

699
00:51:12,305 --> 00:51:14,374
Sam, your bed buddy, Alice...

700
00:51:33,393 --> 00:51:34,427
All right, come on.

701
00:51:34,494 --> 00:51:36,620
-She's coming!
-She's an alien robot! You gotta move.

702
00:51:36,129 --> 00:51:37,464
-ls this real?
-Just run!

703
00:51:43,737 --> 00:51:46,673
Oh, my God! Oh, my God! l can't believe
l almost had ***** with her in my dream!

704
00:51:46,773 --> 00:51:48,475
l can tell
that you really missed me a lot, Sam!

705
00:51:48,575 --> 00:51:49,943
-Look, it's not my fault, okay?
-lt's not your fault?

706
00:51:50,100 --> 00:51:51,444
Listen! Listen, l'm a victim!

707
00:51:51,511 --> 00:51:52,846
-You were a victim? Of what?
-Yeah.

708
00:51:52,946 --> 00:51:54,781
-Of what, a little 80-pound girl?
-Of... Of molestation.

709
00:51:54,848 --> 00:51:56,583
lt was like getting humped
in the neck by a mountain ox!

710
00:51:56,649 --> 00:51:57,984
You didn't have to put your tongue
in her mouth!

711
00:51:58,840 --> 00:51:59,185
-l didn't! Look!
-You did!

712
00:51:59,285 --> 00:52:01,788
You ever had your stomach tongued by
a mountain ox with a five-foot tongue?

713
00:52:01,855 --> 00:52:05,250
lt's not fun for me, okay, Mikaela?
And it smelled like... Like diesel!

714
00:52:05,158 --> 00:52:08,461
-Like a diesel-y tinge to it!
-You're such a little girl!

715
00:52:08,528 --> 00:52:10,463
We're gonna have
1 0 seconds of silence right now.

716
00:52:10,530 --> 00:52:11,765
l'm not talking to you for 1 0 seconds.

717
00:52:11,831 --> 00:52:13,666
You can't give me the silent treatment!
You know what?

718
00:52:13,767 --> 00:52:16,302
l'm not talking to you for 1 0 seconds.
You have three seconds left.

719
00:52:16,369 --> 00:52:17,604
You know what?
You can give me the silent treatment

720
00:52:17,671 --> 00:52:19,439
all you want,
but you can't keep me from talking.

721
00:52:19,706 --> 00:52:21,307
-What were you gonna say?
-l hope you had a lot of fun,

722
00:52:21,374 --> 00:52:23,309
because this, this is over.

723
00:52:23,376 --> 00:52:25,812
She violated your orifice
with her nasty alien probe?

724
00:52:25,879 --> 00:52:28,148
She did it? She went in there?
All her little embryo alien babies

725
00:52:28,214 --> 00:52:31,510
are gestating and hatching inside of you.
They're growing right now, probably!

726
00:52:31,151 --> 00:52:33,953
You need to vomit it right now.
Yak it! Yak it right now!

727
00:52:34,200 --> 00:52:35,155
Who are you?

728
00:52:35,221 --> 00:52:38,324
l'm Leonardo Ponce De Leon Spitz.
Okay? l'm the key to this.

729
00:52:38,391 --> 00:52:40,260
The aliens,
they want me 'cause of my site.

730
00:52:46,132 --> 00:52:47,133
Whoa, guys, right there!

731
00:52:51,471 --> 00:52:52,672
Run!

732
00:52:56,543 --> 00:52:57,744
Mikaela!

733
00:53:15,495 --> 00:53:17,530
Come on! We gotta move!

734
00:53:18,310 --> 00:53:19,766
lt's a bomb!

735
00:53:29,900 --> 00:53:30,276
You've got to get that box!

736
00:53:33,880 --> 00:53:37,170
-This way.
-What? Hey! Let me out, let me out!

737
00:53:38,118 --> 00:53:40,887
Oh, my God, you know how to
hot-wire a car? That's so hot!

738
00:53:40,954 --> 00:53:43,189
Drive, drive, drive!
She's right there! She's right there!

739
00:53:43,256 --> 00:53:46,590
Come on, come on, come on.

740
00:53:46,459 --> 00:53:48,795
Go! Go! Go! Back up the car!

741
00:53:49,963 --> 00:53:51,231
Now!

742
00:53:52,799 --> 00:53:54,134
Tongue!

743
00:53:58,772 --> 00:54:00,440
Oh, my God!

744
00:54:07,714 --> 00:54:09,449
Kiss this, *****!

745
00:54:14,721 --> 00:54:16,723
Drive, drive, drive.

746
00:54:19,492 --> 00:54:20,727
Okay, so what else
don't l know, all right?

747
00:54:20,794 --> 00:54:22,495
Since you guys forgot to mention
some minor details.

748
00:54:25,165 --> 00:54:28,234
That thing you saw back there,
that was the little baby...

749
00:54:33,606 --> 00:54:35,975
-Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
-Sam!

750
00:54:39,120 --> 00:54:40,447
Sam!

751
00:54:44,784 --> 00:54:46,119
-Sam!
-Hold on!

752
00:54:46,186 --> 00:54:47,520
-Pull me up!
-Hold on!

753
00:54:49,789 --> 00:54:51,691
Sam, get back in!

754
00:54:53,360 --> 00:54:56,529
l don't want to die!
We're gonna die! Oh, my God!

755
00:55:21,988 --> 00:55:23,723
Jesus! Jesus!

756
00:55:31,731 --> 00:55:33,533
Come here, boy.

757
00:55:34,801 --> 00:55:36,136
Closer.

758
00:55:36,803 --> 00:55:38,400
-Oh, my God.
-Okay.

759
00:55:38,710 --> 00:55:40,507
You remember me, don't you?

760
00:55:40,573 --> 00:55:43,430
l did what you said, okay?
Just don't hurt us.

761
00:55:43,143 --> 00:55:44,411
Shut up!

762
00:55:45,245 --> 00:55:46,413
Sam!

763
00:55:52,652 --> 00:55:56,656
Yeah! Yes, yes.

764
00:55:57,900 --> 00:56:00,260
lt feels good to grab your flesh!

765
00:56:01,828 --> 00:56:06,266
l am going to kill you slowly, painfully,

766
00:56:06,366 --> 00:56:11,400
but first, we have
some delicate work to do.

767
00:56:14,274 --> 00:56:17,110
How l could snap your limbs off!

768
00:56:17,210 --> 00:56:20,947
Doctor, examine this alien specimen.

769
00:56:21,414 --> 00:56:24,918
l'll scan you.
Let's take a look at your face.

770
00:56:27,787 --> 00:56:32,726
l'm the doctor. The odd job. lnformation!

771
00:56:34,794 --> 00:56:36,960
Yeah!

772
00:56:43,770 --> 00:56:45,972
Beseeching my shard!

773
00:56:46,720 --> 00:56:47,907
Easy or tough way?

774
00:57:10,730 --> 00:57:12,632
-There they are.
-That's what l'm seeing in my head.

775
00:57:12,732 --> 00:57:16,603
These symbols can lead us
to the Energon source.

776
00:57:16,669 --> 00:57:20,774
We must have the brain on the table!

777
00:57:20,840 --> 00:57:23,443
-Chop, chop!
-Brain?

778
00:57:23,510 --> 00:57:24,778
What does he mean by my brain?

779
00:57:24,844 --> 00:57:27,781
Well, you have something on your mind,
something l need.

780
00:57:27,847 --> 00:57:29,816
Hold on. l know you're pissed.
l know you're pissed

781
00:57:29,916 --> 00:57:31,818
because l tried to kill you
and it's completely understandable.

782
00:57:31,918 --> 00:57:33,319
lf somebody tried to kill me,
l'd be upset, too.

783
00:57:33,420 --> 00:57:35,989
l think that we have an opportunity here

784
00:57:36,890 --> 00:57:39,192
to start anew
and develop our relationship

785
00:57:39,292 --> 00:57:41,594
and see where it leads us, okay?

786
00:57:41,661 --> 00:57:44,798
So, you just call Doctor lnspector off
and let's just talk for five seconds!

787
00:57:44,864 --> 00:57:46,990
Wait, wait, wait!

788
00:57:51,705 --> 00:57:55,108
-Come on! Go, go!
-Sam!

789
00:57:57,344 --> 00:57:59,450
Go, go, go!

790
00:58:25,205 --> 00:58:26,406
Sam!

791
00:58:34,470 --> 00:58:35,248
Run!

792
00:58:42,322 --> 00:58:43,757
Go, go, go, go!

793
00:58:44,591 --> 00:58:46,159
Here he comes!

794
00:58:52,932 --> 00:58:54,367
Hide, Sam!

795
00:59:04,944 --> 00:59:06,513
Weak!

796
00:59:08,348 --> 00:59:11,751
Puny! Waste of metal!

797
00:59:14,721 --> 00:59:17,123
Junkyard crap!

798
00:59:18,958 --> 00:59:20,460
Decepticons!

799
00:59:31,710 --> 00:59:33,390
Come here, boy.

800
01:00:04,571 --> 01:00:07,941
There is another source of
Energon hidden on this planet.

801
01:00:08,800 --> 01:00:10,110
The boy could lead us to it.

802
01:00:27,270 --> 01:00:28,461
Optimus!

803
01:00:41,708 --> 01:00:47,470
ls the future of our race not worth
a single human life?

804
01:00:47,147 --> 01:00:50,884
-Up! Get up!
-You'll never stop at one!

805
01:00:52,452 --> 01:00:54,521
l'll take you all on!

806
01:01:36,763 --> 01:01:38,264
Piece of tin!

807
01:01:40,266 --> 01:01:42,168
Sam! Where are you?

808
01:01:44,771 --> 01:01:45,905
No!

809
01:01:46,573 --> 01:01:49,109
You're so weak!

810
01:02:16,603 --> 01:02:20,740
The last Prime is dead!

811
01:02:29,783 --> 01:02:34,320
Sam, run. Run.

812
01:02:44,497 --> 01:02:46,332
Autobots, attack!

813
01:02:51,400 --> 01:02:53,340
Bumblebee, get them out of here!

814
01:03:06,586 --> 01:03:08,121
This is Lennox.

815
01:03:20,166 --> 01:03:24,137
-That went well.
-We've lost the boy, Master.

816
01:03:24,204 --> 01:03:26,706
The Autobots
must be shielding their signals.

817
01:03:26,806 --> 01:03:31,440
l can't even rely on you
to swat a simple insect?

818
01:03:32,612 --> 01:03:35,448
-One insect among seven billion!
-Shut up!

819
01:03:37,183 --> 01:03:39,185
He could be anywhere.

820
01:03:39,285 --> 01:03:42,722
Then we will force them
to find him for us!

821
01:03:43,390 --> 01:03:46,493
lt's time for the world
to know of our presence.

822
01:03:46,559 --> 01:03:49,696
No more disguises. No mercy!

823
01:03:49,996 --> 01:03:53,700
The time has come
for my master's arrival.

824
01:03:57,837 --> 01:04:03,900
Decepticons, mobilize. lt is time.

825
01:04:20,593 --> 01:04:22,862
Speaking French is so exciting!

826
01:04:22,996 --> 01:04:24,664
Oh, God, who is this?

827
01:04:26,599 --> 01:04:29,335
Hello? l mean, bonsoir!

828
01:04:30,837 --> 01:04:34,700
-What? Who is this?
-Where is the boy?

829
01:04:34,407 --> 01:04:39,120
For Pete's sakes. l'm not impressed
with your perverted mouth-breathing.

830
01:05:19,285 --> 01:05:20,253
Jeez!

831
01:05:20,320 --> 01:05:22,922
You are invading my space.
l'm gonna have to drop you.

832
01:05:22,989 --> 01:05:24,224
Would you get out of here?

833
01:05:24,290 --> 01:05:26,559
l didn't come all the way across
the ocean to eat a plate of snails.

834
01:05:26,626 --> 01:05:27,927
l want to try new things.

835
01:05:27,994 --> 01:05:30,397
Looks like Canadian goose poop.

836
01:05:31,765 --> 01:05:33,990
lt's nasty.

837
01:06:45,372 --> 01:06:48,708
Revenge is mine.

838
01:07:05,859 --> 01:07:07,761
Yeah!

839
01:07:10,630 --> 01:07:12,320
...definitely not a plane...

840
01:07:12,980 --> 01:07:14,200
Look, carriers don't just sink.

841
01:07:14,267 --> 01:07:17,404
...a horrible accident or a terrorist
attack or worse...

842
01:07:17,737 --> 01:07:19,706
Negative. NORAD confirmed,

843
01:07:19,773 --> 01:07:24,110
projectile came from beyond our
atmosphere, inbound at 30,000 knots.

844
01:07:38,625 --> 01:07:41,895
Citizens of the human hive,

845
01:07:41,961 --> 01:07:45,398
your leaders have withheld the truth.

846
01:07:45,732 --> 01:07:49,350
You are not alone in this universe.

847
01:07:49,736 --> 01:07:52,806
We have lived among you, hidden,

848
01:07:54,474 --> 01:07:56,476
but no more.

849
01:07:56,810 --> 01:08:01,481
As you've seen,
we can destroy your cities at will,

850
01:08:03,450 --> 01:08:06,653
unless you turn over this boy.

851
01:08:11,624 --> 01:08:17,997
lf you resist us, we will destroy
the world as you know it.

852
01:08:18,665 --> 01:08:20,233
What we're hearing
from the German government

853
01:08:20,300 --> 01:08:23,336
is that the worId broadcast
was a satellite hacking.

854
01:08:23,436 --> 01:08:26,773
The military has just told us they have
assumed Condition Delta,

855
01:08:27,730 --> 01:08:29,609
which is the highest level
we have been at since 9/1 1 .

856
01:08:29,676 --> 01:08:31,644
President Obama
is being flown to a bunker

857
01:08:31,745 --> 01:08:33,413
somewhere in the middle
of the United States

858
01:08:33,480 --> 01:08:37,951
in the face of the worst simultaneous
attacks ever around the globe.

859
01:08:38,180 --> 01:08:43,423
The aircraft carrier USS Roosevelt goes
down off the East Coast, all hands lost.

860
01:08:43,490 --> 01:08:46,659
WorIdwide casualties
are in the neighborhood of 7,000,

861
01:08:46,760 --> 01:08:48,461
but that number could climb.

862
01:08:48,528 --> 01:08:49,596
lt's still too early to tell.

863
01:08:49,662 --> 01:08:52,980
What we need to ask now is,
"Who and why?"

864
01:08:52,165 --> 01:08:55,101
The FBl is still trying to locate
the boy, Sam Witwicky.

865
01:08:55,168 --> 01:08:57,871
We believe they have information
about the attacks.

866
01:08:57,971 --> 01:09:00,306
The FBl, ClA and lnterpol

867
01:09:00,373 --> 01:09:03,710
are all seeking the cooperation
of worIdwide law enforcement.

868
01:09:03,810 --> 01:09:05,945
You need to listen to this, man.
You gotta check this out.

869
01:09:06,120 --> 01:09:08,648
-They have a traffic-camera spotting...
-They have a picture of me, man.

870
01:09:08,715 --> 01:09:12,152
We're dead, bro.
FBl, ClA, we are wanted fugitives now!

871
01:09:12,385 --> 01:09:13,453
l just need you to focus

872
01:09:13,520 --> 01:09:14,487
-for one minute, man.
-Just stop.

873
01:09:14,554 --> 01:09:16,156
This thing has blown up
to a whole other level, all right?

874
01:09:16,222 --> 01:09:17,891
You know what? Give me this thing.
They can track us.

875
01:09:17,991 --> 01:09:19,959
-Do you see this?
-What?

876
01:09:21,561 --> 01:09:24,698
They can track us?
Like, satellite track us?

877
01:09:25,398 --> 01:09:26,733
Okay, l'm not even with you guys!

878
01:09:26,833 --> 01:09:29,169
Technically, l'm like a hostage.
This is kidnapping...

879
01:09:29,235 --> 01:09:30,537
-Enough is...
-Yo, Leo!

880
01:09:30,870 --> 01:09:33,600
This thing's gonna
give me a heart attack, l swear.

881
01:09:33,730 --> 01:09:35,475
-That's 'cause you is a wuss.
-You guys forced me into that car, right?

882
01:09:35,542 --> 01:09:36,509
l think he's scared.

883
01:09:36,576 --> 01:09:39,145
Hey, Mudflap, what are we gonna do
with this shrimp taco?

884
01:09:39,212 --> 01:09:40,547
Let's pop a cap in his ***,
throw him in the trunk

885
01:09:40,647 --> 01:09:42,182
and then nobody gonna know nothing,
know what l mean?

886
01:09:42,248 --> 01:09:45,185
-Not in my trunk.
-Yo, bumper cars? l'm hearing you.

887
01:09:45,251 --> 01:09:47,487
Okay? l'm right here and l can hear you!

888
01:09:47,554 --> 01:09:49,723
No one's popping any caps
in any asses, okay?

889
01:09:49,823 --> 01:09:51,358
l've had a hell of a day!

890
01:09:52,425 --> 01:09:54,861
Why don't you get a haircut
with your ***** ***?

891
01:09:54,928 --> 01:09:56,620
Go whine to your boyfriend!

892
01:09:56,162 --> 01:09:58,365
Listen, Sam, l know what l'm gonna do,
man. Look, l'm just going to go

893
01:09:58,431 --> 01:09:59,499
to the authorities and tell them the truth.

894
01:09:59,566 --> 01:10:00,567
Like, l had nothing to do with this.

895
01:10:00,667 --> 01:10:02,202
-So, l'm not an accomplice.
-Hey, you wanted this, right?

896
01:10:02,268 --> 01:10:03,603
You wanted the real deal?
Well, that's what this is.

897
01:10:03,703 --> 01:10:05,380
Wake up! You're in the middle of it!

898
01:10:05,105 --> 01:10:07,440
You want to run? Go ahead!
No one's stopping you.

899
01:10:08,441 --> 01:10:10,760
Stop complaining.

900
01:10:46,312 --> 01:10:47,814
What is the meaning of this?

901
01:10:48,148 --> 01:10:50,830
You dare point a gun at me?

902
01:10:50,150 --> 01:10:53,920
You want a piece of me?
l will tear you apart!

903
01:10:55,655 --> 01:10:58,291
Drop your weapons! Drop your weapons!

904
01:10:58,391 --> 01:10:59,826
-Tell them to lower their weapons!
-Tell them first.

905
01:10:59,926 --> 01:11:00,960
Tell them to lower their weapons.

906
01:11:01,610 --> 01:11:03,630
Major, there's nothing l can do.
Talk to him.

907
01:11:03,129 --> 01:11:04,998
Your NEST team is deactivated, Major.

908
01:11:05,565 --> 01:11:08,100
You are to cease
anti-Decepticon operations

909
01:11:08,101 --> 01:11:10,437
and return to Diego Garcia
pending further orders.

910
01:11:10,503 --> 01:11:12,906
No, we take our orders directly
from Chairman Morshower, sir.

911
01:11:12,972 --> 01:11:14,774
Well, l'll see your Chairman
of the Joint Chiefs of Staff

912
01:11:14,841 --> 01:11:17,344
and l will raise you
a President of the United States.

913
01:11:17,444 --> 01:11:18,912
l have operational command now.

914
01:11:18,978 --> 01:11:21,181
An alien blood feud
has been brought to our shores

915
01:11:21,281 --> 01:11:22,916
for which our soldiers
are paying the price.

916
01:11:23,416 --> 01:11:25,180
The secret is out!

917
01:11:25,118 --> 01:11:28,588
This is our war now and we will win it
as we always have,

918
01:11:28,655 --> 01:11:30,590
with a coordinated military strategy.

919
01:11:30,657 --> 01:11:33,626
This fool is terribly misinformed.

920
01:11:33,693 --> 01:11:35,950
You're gonna need every asset
that you've got.

921
01:11:35,161 --> 01:11:36,863
What we need is to draw up battle plans

922
01:11:36,963 --> 01:11:39,132
while we explore
every possible diplomatic solution.

923
01:11:39,199 --> 01:11:40,700
Like what, handing over the kid?

924
01:11:42,350 --> 01:11:43,870
All options are being considered.

925
01:11:44,504 --> 01:11:48,441
Whatever the Decepticons are after,
this is just the start.

926
01:11:48,508 --> 01:11:51,611
-There is no negotiating with them.
-l'm ordering you to stand down.

927
01:11:51,678 --> 01:11:55,782
You won't be needing this anymore.
Get your assets back to base!

928
01:11:55,849 --> 01:11:59,520
And take that pile of scrap metal back
to Diego Garcia.

929
01:12:00,286 --> 01:12:01,621
Let's go!

930
01:12:02,555 --> 01:12:06,793
l really don't like that dude.
He's an ***hole.

931
01:12:06,860 --> 01:12:09,362
Autobots, report to hangar for transport.

932
01:12:09,462 --> 01:12:14,801
-lronhide, we should leave this planet.
-That's not what Optimus would want.

933
01:12:33,920 --> 01:12:35,989
There's nothing
that you could have done.

934
01:12:40,593 --> 01:12:42,696
-You okay?
-Yeah.

935
01:12:45,865 --> 01:12:48,702
Bee, if you hate me, l understand.

936
01:12:56,609 --> 01:12:59,679
l messed up. l'm sorry.

937
01:13:01,715 --> 01:13:05,585
Young fella, you are the person
l care about most in my life.

938
01:13:05,685 --> 01:13:08,755
lf there's anything you need,
l won't be far away.

939
01:13:11,570 --> 01:13:14,728
He's dead because of me. He came
here to protect me and he's dead.

940
01:13:15,128 --> 01:13:17,897
There's some things
you just can't change.

941
01:13:17,964 --> 01:13:22,135
So, his sacrifice for us would
not have been in vain. Hallelujah!

942
01:13:23,470 --> 01:13:25,739
l'm gonna make it right.
l'm going to turn myself in.

943
01:13:25,805 --> 01:13:27,974
We... We've got to stick together.

944
01:13:32,645 --> 01:13:36,316
-You're not going to do that.
-Yes, l am.

945
01:13:40,420 --> 01:13:44,157
Everything we worked for
will be wiped out in one day!

946
01:13:46,793 --> 01:13:48,962
-You two...
-Huh?

947
01:13:49,620 --> 01:13:50,163
Hey, you know the glyphs?

948
01:13:50,263 --> 01:13:52,732
These? The symbols that have been
rattling around in my head?

949
01:13:53,566 --> 01:13:57,504
That's old school, yo.
That's, like... That's Cybertronian.

950
01:13:57,837 --> 01:13:59,139
That's some serious stuff, right there.

951
01:13:59,239 --> 01:14:02,275
They gotta mean something,
like a message or like a map.

952
01:14:02,342 --> 01:14:03,777
Like a map to an Energon source!

953
01:14:03,843 --> 01:14:07,113
-Can you read this?
-Read?

954
01:14:07,180 --> 01:14:09,482
No. We don't really do much reading.
Not so much.

955
01:14:09,582 --> 01:14:11,618
lf you can't read it,
we gotta find somebody who can.

956
01:14:11,685 --> 01:14:13,319
Look who came sashaying back!

957
01:14:13,420 --> 01:14:14,988
Hair growing like a Chia Pet.
Look at him.

958
01:14:15,880 --> 01:14:16,923
l had a bit
of a mild panic attack earlier, right?

959
01:14:16,990 --> 01:14:18,124
That's 'cause you're a *****.

960
01:14:18,191 --> 01:14:20,930
l think l'm allowed that,
considering what l've been through.

961
01:14:20,694 --> 01:14:21,795
l heard you have a problem.

962
01:14:21,861 --> 01:14:24,864
-l think l know someone who can help.
-Who?

963
01:14:24,964 --> 01:14:26,132
Robo-Warrior.

964
01:14:29,703 --> 01:14:30,937
This guy, Robo-Warrior,

965
01:14:31,400 --> 01:14:33,373
everything about anything alien,
he's supposed to know.

966
01:14:33,506 --> 01:14:34,841
One time we revenge-hacked his site

967
01:14:34,941 --> 01:14:39,346
and maybe l saw some
of your alien drawings or whatever.

968
01:14:51,891 --> 01:14:53,727
This is it. Yep.

969
01:14:53,827 --> 01:14:54,994
Deli. Good front!

970
01:14:55,395 --> 01:14:57,897
All right, wait here.
l'll give you the go/no go. All right?

971
01:14:58,398 --> 01:15:01,670
Number 42, we got your kishka, knish,

972
01:15:01,167 --> 01:15:04,304
kasha-varnishka
and kreplach combo right here.

973
01:15:04,371 --> 01:15:05,705
Cash only. Who's next?

974
01:15:05,805 --> 01:15:09,750
l told you to cure the lox in the brine
and then smoke it.

975
01:15:09,175 --> 01:15:10,744
Ma, you want me
to cut my hand off, or what?

976
01:15:10,844 --> 01:15:12,345
You... You ruined
a beautiful piece of fish, you retard!

977
01:15:12,412 --> 01:15:13,747
l'm like a ninja with a blade.
lt's an art form.

978
01:15:13,847 --> 01:15:15,480
Give me your money. Get out of here!

979
01:15:15,148 --> 01:15:19,520
Hey, Sal! Watch your reach, huh?
Take a number, young man.

980
01:15:19,652 --> 01:15:21,540
Robo-Warrior.

981
01:15:22,756 --> 01:15:24,924
-Know him?
-l never heard of him.

982
01:15:25,250 --> 01:15:27,360
You never heard of
TheRealEffingDeal.com?

983
01:15:27,427 --> 01:15:29,996
You must be talking about that
amateur-hour blog operation

984
01:15:30,630 --> 01:15:33,199
-with Game Boy-level security.
-Robo-Warrior.

985
01:15:34,334 --> 01:15:37,170
lt's him! lt's him!
That's the guy right there! That's him!

986
01:15:38,405 --> 01:15:39,673
No.

987
01:15:40,340 --> 01:15:42,542
-You got to be kidding me.
-All right, meat store's closed!

988
01:15:42,609 --> 01:15:45,110
-Everybody out! Out, right now!
-When he says to go,

989
01:15:45,780 --> 01:15:46,680
-you go.
-That means you, lady, right now.

990
01:15:46,746 --> 01:15:48,882
-Wait a minute. You know this guy?
-We're old friends.

991
01:15:48,948 --> 01:15:52,419
Old friends? You're the case
that shut down Sector Seven,

992
01:15:52,519 --> 01:15:53,853
got the kibosh, disbanded.

993
01:15:53,920 --> 01:15:57,190
No more security clearance,
no retirement, no nothing.

994
01:15:57,257 --> 01:16:00,226
All 'cause of you
and your little criminal girlfriend.

995
01:16:00,293 --> 01:16:04,597
-Look at her now, so mature.
-Moron! Where's the whitefish?

996
01:16:04,698 --> 01:16:06,566
Hey! Don't touch me with the pig.

997
01:16:06,633 --> 01:16:08,234
-Yakov!
-What?

998
01:16:08,301 --> 01:16:10,370
You don't get
Christmas bonuses standing around!

999
01:16:10,437 --> 01:16:12,238
You want those new teeth
you saw on SkyMall?

1000
01:16:12,305 --> 01:16:14,541
-lt's my dream.
-Help her out.

1001
01:16:15,141 --> 01:16:16,209
You live with your mama?

1002
01:16:16,276 --> 01:16:17,610
No, my mama lives with me.
lt's a big difference.

1003
01:16:17,711 --> 01:16:19,579
They got your face all over the news,
alien boy.

1004
01:16:19,646 --> 01:16:22,480
-Yeah, l know.
-And NBE One's still kicking, huh?

1005
01:16:22,115 --> 01:16:24,284
How did that happen? Don't answer.

1006
01:16:24,384 --> 01:16:26,753
l don't know what you're hiding,
but l don't want anything to do with it.

1007
01:16:26,820 --> 01:16:29,589
So, good-bye. You never saw me.
l got bagels to schmear. Vanish.

1008
01:16:29,656 --> 01:16:32,125
Can you give me five seconds?
Look, hold on, l need your help.

1009
01:16:32,225 --> 01:16:34,794
Really? You need my help?

1010
01:16:34,894 --> 01:16:37,497
l need...
Look, l am slowly losing my mind.

1011
01:16:37,597 --> 01:16:39,232
Okay, l had a little crab-bot,

1012
01:16:39,299 --> 01:16:41,434
plunged a device deep into
the soft tissues of my brain

1013
01:16:41,501 --> 01:16:44,337
and started projecting little alien
symbols like a freaking home movie!

1014
01:16:44,437 --> 01:16:47,173
And on top of that, l'm a wanted fugitive.
So, you think you got it rough?

1015
01:16:47,273 --> 01:16:49,442
You said it projected images
off your brain?

1016
01:16:49,509 --> 01:16:52,112
-Right.
-Meat locker, now!

1017
01:16:52,846 --> 01:16:54,114
Dead pigs.

1018
01:16:54,180 --> 01:16:56,349
What you're about to see is top secret.

1019
01:16:57,117 --> 01:16:59,152
Do not tell my mother.

1020
01:17:00,286 --> 01:17:02,288
-Swine flu. Not good.
-Now you know.

1021
01:17:02,355 --> 01:17:05,325
Next time you eat a goat or a pig,
there's a story behind it.

1022
01:17:05,425 --> 01:17:06,693
Sad little story.

1023
01:17:06,793 --> 01:17:07,961
An entire city flat.
How do you explain that?

1024
01:17:08,280 --> 01:17:09,129
Are you saying you believe
in aliens now?

1025
01:17:09,195 --> 01:17:12,365
Okay, files, files.
We're talking about symbols.

1026
01:17:13,330 --> 01:17:15,668
Hey, still radioactive. Hands off.

1027
01:17:16,469 --> 01:17:18,371
Okay, Cube-brain.

1028
01:17:19,500 --> 01:17:21,207
Any of these look
like the symbols you saw?

1029
01:17:21,307 --> 01:17:22,642
Where'd you get these?

1030
01:17:22,709 --> 01:17:26,379
Before l got fired,
l poached S-7's crown jewel,

1031
01:17:26,479 --> 01:17:31,851
over 75 years of alien research,
which points to one inescapable fact.

1032
01:17:31,951 --> 01:17:35,889
The Transformers,
they've been here a long, long time.

1033
01:17:36,289 --> 01:17:37,390
How do l know?

1034
01:17:38,558 --> 01:17:40,393
Archeologists found
these unexplained markings

1035
01:17:40,493 --> 01:17:42,729
in ancient ruins all over the world.

1036
01:17:43,163 --> 01:17:45,231
China. Egypt. Greece.

1037
01:17:46,199 --> 01:17:47,801
Shot in 1 932.

1038
01:17:47,867 --> 01:17:49,703
These the symbols
you're seeing in your head?

1039
01:17:49,803 --> 01:17:52,372
-Yeah.
-Same ones over here, right?

1040
01:17:52,472 --> 01:17:57,243
So, tell me, how did they end up
all drawing the same things?

1041
01:17:58,244 --> 01:18:01,247
Aliens. And l think some of them stayed.

1042
01:18:01,348 --> 01:18:04,250
Check this out. Project Black Knife.

1043
01:18:04,751 --> 01:18:09,222
Robots in disguise,
hiding here all along.

1044
01:18:09,322 --> 01:18:12,592
We detected radioactive signatures
all across the country.

1045
01:18:12,692 --> 01:18:16,196
l pleaded on my knees with S-7
to investigate it,

1046
01:18:16,262 --> 01:18:19,833
but they said the readings
were infinitesimal,

1047
01:18:19,899 --> 01:18:22,369
that l was obsessed.

1048
01:18:22,435 --> 01:18:24,204
Me. Can you imagine that?

1049
01:18:24,270 --> 01:18:27,407
Yeah. Megatron said that there
was another Energon source here.

1050
01:18:27,507 --> 01:18:29,376
-On Earth. Another source?
-On Earth.

1051
01:18:29,442 --> 01:18:32,345
Okay? And that these symbols,
maps in my head, would lead him there.

1052
01:18:32,412 --> 01:18:34,180
You talk to your Autobot friends
about this?

1053
01:18:34,247 --> 01:18:35,548
No, no, no, the source is before them.

1054
01:18:35,615 --> 01:18:37,450
Whatever the Energon source is,
it predates them.

1055
01:18:37,550 --> 01:18:38,618
lt's before them.

1056
01:18:38,718 --> 01:18:40,720
-So, it comes before them.
-Correct.

1057
01:18:40,787 --> 01:18:44,190
Well, then we're porked,
unless we can talk to a Decepticon.

1058
01:18:44,524 --> 01:18:46,359
l mean,
l'm not on speaking terms with them.

1059
01:18:46,426 --> 01:18:48,128
Actually, l am.

1060
01:18:52,799 --> 01:18:54,200
Let me out!

1061
01:18:54,267 --> 01:18:56,536
-This is going to be a little bit sad.
-Open it.

1062
01:18:58,138 --> 01:19:00,373
l will have so many Decepticons
on your butt!

1063
01:19:00,440 --> 01:19:01,908
Hey, behave!

1064
01:19:01,975 --> 01:19:03,810
-What is it, a Decepticon?
-Yeah.

1065
01:19:03,910 --> 01:19:05,712
-And you're training him?
-l'm trying to.

1066
01:19:06,379 --> 01:19:09,282
l spent my whole adult life combing
the planet for aliens,

1067
01:19:09,582 --> 01:19:12,719
and you're carrying around one
in your purse like a little Chihuahua.

1068
01:19:13,286 --> 01:19:15,755
Do you want a throwdown,
you pubic 'fro-head?

1069
01:19:15,822 --> 01:19:18,992
l'm sorry.
l'm so sorry about your eye, you know,

1070
01:19:19,920 --> 01:19:22,228
but, if you're a good boy,
then l'm not gonna torch your other eye.

1071
01:19:22,295 --> 01:19:23,730
Okay? l'm not gonna torch it.

1072
01:19:23,797 --> 01:19:27,167
Just tell me
what these symbols are, please.

1073
01:19:28,401 --> 01:19:29,402
All right.

1074
01:19:31,104 --> 01:19:33,740
l know that.
That's the language of the Primes.

1075
01:19:34,641 --> 01:19:37,310
l don't read it, but these guys...

1076
01:19:37,410 --> 01:19:39,913
Where the frick did you find photos
of these guys?

1077
01:19:39,979 --> 01:19:43,783
-ls this they?
-Yeah. Seekers, pal. Oldest of the old.

1078
01:19:44,184 --> 01:19:47,454
They've been here thousands of years,
looking for something. l don't know what.

1079
01:19:47,520 --> 01:19:51,240
Nobody tells me nothing, but they'll
translate those symbols for you.

1080
01:19:51,124 --> 01:19:53,460
-And l know where to find them.
-Show us.

1081
01:19:53,526 --> 01:19:54,861
Yeah.

1082
01:19:58,531 --> 01:20:00,533
The closest one's in Washington.

1083
01:20:02,869 --> 01:20:07,874
Smithsonian Air and Space Museum.
Land of dreams in there.

1084
01:20:08,708 --> 01:20:10,643
All l ever wanted to be was an astronaut.

1085
01:20:11,644 --> 01:20:15,215
So does Giambi, Jeter.
lt's a baseball thing. Okay.

1086
01:20:15,281 --> 01:20:16,783
Watches synchronized,
sharp mind and empty bladder.

1087
01:20:17,751 --> 01:20:20,754
You get caught, demand an attorney
and don't ever say my name.

1088
01:20:20,820 --> 01:20:22,589
Okay, take one of these pills.
Slip it under your tongue.

1089
01:20:22,655 --> 01:20:24,958
lt's the high-concentrate polymer
they put in Oreo cookies.

1090
01:20:25,580 --> 01:20:26,760
Tricks the polygraph every time.

1091
01:20:26,826 --> 01:20:28,595
Okay. Now, let's get this show
on the road.

1092
01:20:29,562 --> 01:20:31,131
No, listen, l can't do this.

1093
01:20:31,231 --> 01:20:33,133
l'm not some alien bounty hunter, guys.
l'm not gonna do this.

1094
01:20:33,233 --> 01:20:35,769
-Guards have guns. l don't want to die.
-Kid, kid, kid.

1095
01:20:35,835 --> 01:20:38,772
You compromise this mission,
you are dead to me.

1096
01:20:38,838 --> 01:20:41,441
Now look into my eyes
and tighten up that sphincter.

1097
01:20:42,575 --> 01:20:43,777
The museum is now closing.

1098
01:20:43,843 --> 01:20:46,780
Yo, baba! Bad news, bro!
Ran out of toilet paper!

1099
01:20:46,846 --> 01:20:48,148
You got any out here?
Please tell me you do.

1100
01:20:48,248 --> 01:20:51,251
Sir! l suggest you get in there.
The museum is closed!

1101
01:20:51,317 --> 01:20:53,753
Listen, man, l understand that,
but as you can see, this is important.

1102
01:20:53,820 --> 01:20:55,755
All right? Thumper dumper.
l got to go. All right.

1103
01:20:55,822 --> 01:20:58,758
Sir, you are a grown,
naked man around children.

1104
01:20:58,825 --> 01:21:01,761
-Pull your pants up and exit the building.
-l'm not going anywhere.

1105
01:21:06,299 --> 01:21:09,135
-You got that paper, right, sir?
-You should be embarrassed.

1106
01:21:09,202 --> 01:21:11,337
This is a family museum, sir.

1107
01:21:29,322 --> 01:21:30,824
What is going on here?

1108
01:21:30,890 --> 01:21:35,395
How many times can you get tased
in the nuts before you can't have kids?

1109
01:21:35,495 --> 01:21:37,697
You are an amateur, man,
a rank amateur.

1110
01:21:41,568 --> 01:21:43,803
We just downed five guards.
Five guards.

1111
01:21:43,870 --> 01:21:45,538
-Get your stuff and get out of here.
-Give me a second here.

1112
01:21:45,638 --> 01:21:47,340
l got to get the tracker, all right.

1113
01:21:47,407 --> 01:21:49,843
-Be good.
-l'm claustrophobic.

1114
01:22:06,693 --> 01:22:10,630
Look, look. Follow him. Follow him.
He knows where he's going.

1115
01:22:15,769 --> 01:22:16,936
-He knows something.
-What?

1116
01:22:17,370 --> 01:22:18,710
He knows something.

1117
01:22:24,770 --> 01:22:25,450
You got what l got?

1118
01:22:25,111 --> 01:22:26,780
-Yeah.
-Blackbird.

1119
01:22:29,883 --> 01:22:31,384
There he is.

1120
01:22:31,451 --> 01:22:35,880
This guy's a legend,
like the Chairman of the Board!

1121
01:22:35,188 --> 01:22:39,392
Yo, freshman, point the shard
and watch the magic happen.

1122
01:22:46,733 --> 01:22:48,535
Shit. lt's a Decepticon!

1123
01:22:48,802 --> 01:22:50,970
-Decepticon?
-Decepticon?

1124
01:22:51,271 --> 01:22:53,106
Behind the MiG now!

1125
01:23:05,418 --> 01:23:08,421
What sort of hideous
mausoleum is this?

1126
01:23:09,489 --> 01:23:11,758
Answer me, pawns and knaves!

1127
01:23:11,825 --> 01:23:15,161
Show yourselves
or suffer my infinite wrath!

1128
01:23:16,396 --> 01:23:19,332
You little spinal-cord-based organisms!

1129
01:23:20,467 --> 01:23:21,735
Bugger it!

1130
01:23:22,235 --> 01:23:26,740
Behold the eternal glory of Jetfire!

1131
01:23:27,107 --> 01:23:29,175
Prepare for remote systems override!

1132
01:23:29,275 --> 01:23:31,811
-l tell you, this guy did not age well.
-l don't think he's gonna hurt us.

1133
01:23:31,911 --> 01:23:34,180
l command these doors to open.

1134
01:23:34,280 --> 01:23:38,251
Fire! l said, fire!

1135
01:23:39,119 --> 01:23:40,453
Bollocks!

1136
01:23:40,520 --> 01:23:44,124
-Damn these worthless parts.
-Wait a second!

1137
01:23:44,190 --> 01:23:47,527
ltchy, wretched rust in my ****!

1138
01:23:48,461 --> 01:23:51,798
The museum is going to be very angry.
Very angry.

1139
01:23:51,865 --> 01:23:53,533
We gotta catch that plane.

1140
01:23:56,436 --> 01:24:00,874
-Right. l'm on a mission.
-Wait, wait, wait, wait!

1141
01:24:00,974 --> 01:24:02,809
-What do you want?
-Look, we just want to talk!

1142
01:24:02,876 --> 01:24:04,644
l have no time to talk. l'm on a mission.

1143
01:24:04,711 --> 01:24:07,981
l'm a mercenary doom-bringer.
What planet am l on?

1144
01:24:08,480 --> 01:24:09,449
-Earth.
-Earth?

1145
01:24:09,516 --> 01:24:14,554
Terrible name for a planet.
Might as well call it "Dirt." Planet "Dirt."

1146
01:24:14,654 --> 01:24:18,580
Tell me,
is that robot civil war still going on?

1147
01:24:18,158 --> 01:24:19,826
-Who's winning?
-The Decepticons.

1148
01:24:20,894 --> 01:24:24,297
-Well, l changed sides to the Autobots.
-What do you mean, "changed sides"?

1149
01:24:24,364 --> 01:24:27,867
lt's a choice.
lt's an intensely personal decision.

1150
01:24:27,967 --> 01:24:31,638
So much negativity.
Who wants to live a life filled with hate?

1151
01:24:31,705 --> 01:24:32,706
You mean you don't have to work

1152
01:24:32,806 --> 01:24:34,507
for those miserable,
freaking Decepticons?

1153
01:24:34,574 --> 01:24:38,144
lf Decepticons had their way,
they'd destroy the whole universe.

1154
01:24:38,411 --> 01:24:41,140
l'm changing sides. l'm changing sides,
too, warrior goddess.

1155
01:24:41,810 --> 01:24:43,249
-Who's your little Autobot?
-You're cute.

1156
01:24:43,350 --> 01:24:46,386
Name's Wheelie. Yeah.
Say my name, say my name.

1157
01:24:47,200 --> 01:24:48,688
What are you allowing
to happen to your foot just now?

1158
01:24:48,755 --> 01:24:49,889
At least he's faithful, Sam.

1159
01:24:49,989 --> 01:24:52,926
Yeah, well, he's faithful and he's nude
and he's perverted.

1160
01:24:54,527 --> 01:24:55,528
Can you just... Can you stop?

1161
01:24:55,595 --> 01:24:57,300
-Hey, what are you doing?
-lt's just something

1162
01:24:57,970 --> 01:24:59,320
to think about. l won't argue with...
What were you saying?

1163
01:24:59,990 --> 01:25:03,203
l told you my name was Jetfire,
so stop judging me.

1164
01:25:03,269 --> 01:25:04,704
Somebody shit the bed this morning.

1165
01:25:04,771 --> 01:25:06,373
-Look at this guy.
-l have issues of my own.

1166
01:25:06,439 --> 01:25:07,941
And it started with my mother!

1167
01:25:08,410 --> 01:25:10,510
My ancestors
have been here for centuries.

1168
01:25:10,577 --> 01:25:13,546
My father, he was a wheel,
the first wheel.

1169
01:25:13,613 --> 01:25:15,882
-Do you know what he transformed into?
-No.

1170
01:25:15,949 --> 01:25:17,170
Nothing!

1171
01:25:17,830 --> 01:25:20,754
But he did so with honor,
dignity, damn it!

1172
01:25:27,594 --> 01:25:28,595
Bollocks.

1173
01:25:28,962 --> 01:25:31,131
My boosters are fried.

1174
01:25:33,133 --> 01:25:34,367
l think we can help each other.

1175
01:25:34,434 --> 01:25:37,303
You know things l don't know.
l know things you don't know, l do.

1176
01:25:37,404 --> 01:25:39,806
l don't think he knows anything.
Honestly, l don't.

1177
01:25:41,608 --> 01:25:43,910
l could do this all day.
lt comes in waves, these vivid symbols.

1178
01:25:43,977 --> 01:25:46,946
They're symbols, but they're in my mind.
You see, all this is in my mind

1179
01:25:47,470 --> 01:25:48,915
and Megatron wants what's in my mind.

1180
01:25:48,982 --> 01:25:52,218
-Him and someone called The Fallen.
-The Fallen? l know him.

1181
01:25:52,352 --> 01:25:55,622
He left me here to rust.
The original Decepticon.

1182
01:25:55,622 --> 01:25:59,426
He's terrible to work for.
lt's always apocalypse, chaos, crisis.

1183
01:25:59,492 --> 01:26:01,561
These transcriptions,
they were part of my mission,

1184
01:26:01,628 --> 01:26:02,595
The Fallen's search.

1185
01:26:02,662 --> 01:26:06,266
l remember now,
for the Dagger's Tip, and the key.

1186
01:26:06,332 --> 01:26:08,435
Slow down. The Dagger's Tip? The key?
What are you talking about?

1187
01:26:08,501 --> 01:26:13,600
No time to explain. Hold on, everybody!
Stay still or you'll die!

1188
01:26:39,866 --> 01:26:40,967
Well, that wasn't so bad.

1189
01:26:41,340 --> 01:26:42,702
l just hope we're still on the right planet.

1190
01:26:42,802 --> 01:26:44,771
Hey, that freaking hurt!

1191
01:26:46,390 --> 01:26:47,374
Oh, my God.

1192
01:26:54,381 --> 01:26:55,882
Oh, God.

1193
01:27:00,787 --> 01:27:02,220
Sam!

1194
01:27:03,123 --> 01:27:06,259
-Where are we? Simmons!
-Hey! Yeah!

1195
01:27:06,526 --> 01:27:11,297
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
What is this? lt's Vegas.

1196
01:27:11,364 --> 01:27:13,199
-You guys okay?
-Yeah.

1197
01:27:13,299 --> 01:27:15,802
Hey, l think we're in Vegas!

1198
01:27:15,869 --> 01:27:19,472
That really, really hurt.
You're just lucky that l didn't get hurt!

1199
01:27:19,539 --> 01:27:22,208
People could have gotten killed, okay?
And if l would have gotten hurt,

1200
01:27:22,308 --> 01:27:24,277
-you would have heard...
-Shut up.

1201
01:27:24,344 --> 01:27:28,648
l told you l was opening a space bridge.
lt's the fastest way to travel to Egypt.

1202
01:27:28,715 --> 01:27:31,551
When did you... When did you tell us?
You didn't tell us anything.

1203
01:27:31,651 --> 01:27:33,386
You didn't tell us anything.
Why are we in Egypt?

1204
01:27:33,486 --> 01:27:38,580
Don't you get snippy with me, fleshling!
You were duly informed!

1205
01:27:38,158 --> 01:27:39,826
Can you just stop for a second?
Can you focus?

1206
01:27:39,893 --> 01:27:41,610
Can you tell us why we're in Egypt

1207
01:27:41,161 --> 01:27:43,830
so we can all have a little bit of
semblance of peace of mind?

1208
01:27:43,897 --> 01:27:47,333
This planet was visited
by our race once before,

1209
01:27:47,400 --> 01:27:50,170
by our earliest ancestors, millennia ago.

1210
01:27:50,236 --> 01:27:53,173
They were on an exploratory mission
to harvest Energon,

1211
01:27:53,239 --> 01:27:55,842
the lifeblood of our race.

1212
01:27:55,909 --> 01:28:00,747
Without it, we'll all perish, oxidize
and rust, like my wretched self!

1213
01:28:00,847 --> 01:28:04,751
Do you have any idea what it's like
to slowly fall apart and die?

1214
01:28:04,851 --> 01:28:07,754
Let's not get episodic, okay, old-timer?

1215
01:28:08,555 --> 01:28:13,760
Beginning, middle, end.
Facts. Details. Condense. Plot. Tell it.

1216
01:28:13,860 --> 01:28:18,698
Somewhere buried in this desert,
our ancestors built a great machine.

1217
01:28:18,765 --> 01:28:23,200
lt harvests Energon by destroying suns.

1218
01:28:23,690 --> 01:28:24,771
-Destroy suns?
-You mean blow them up?

1219
01:28:24,871 --> 01:28:26,740
Yes. You see, in the beginning,

1220
01:28:26,840 --> 01:28:29,943
there were seven Primes,
our original leaders.

1221
01:28:30,430 --> 01:28:34,114
And they set out into the universe,
seeking distant suns to harvest.

1222
01:28:34,781 --> 01:28:40,220
The Primes set out with one rule,
never destroy a planet with life,

1223
01:28:40,286 --> 01:28:43,223
until one of them tried to defy this rule.

1224
01:28:43,289 --> 01:28:47,560
And his name forevermore
was The Fallen.

1225
01:28:49,295 --> 01:28:51,698
He despised the human race

1226
01:28:52,899 --> 01:28:57,700
and he wanted to kill you all
by turning on that machine.

1227
01:28:57,137 --> 01:29:01,207
The only way to activate it
is with a legendary key

1228
01:29:01,274 --> 01:29:04,377
called the Matrix of Leadership.

1229
01:29:10,650 --> 01:29:15,550
A great battle took place over
possession of the Matrix.

1230
01:29:19,426 --> 01:29:22,328
The Fallen was stronger than
his brothers,

1231
01:29:23,730 --> 01:29:28,168
so they had no choice
but to steal and hide it from him.

1232
01:29:28,802 --> 01:29:33,640
ln the ultimate sacrifice, they gave
their lives to seal the Matrix away

1233
01:29:33,740 --> 01:29:36,910
in a tomb made of
their very own bodies,

1234
01:29:37,644 --> 01:29:40,513
a tomb we cannot find.

1235
01:29:41,981 --> 01:29:47,654
Somewhere, buried in this desert,
that deadly machine remains.

1236
01:29:47,754 --> 01:29:49,789
The Fallen knows where it is

1237
01:29:49,856 --> 01:29:55,495
and if he finds the tomb of the Primes,
your world will be no more.

1238
01:29:55,862 --> 01:29:57,497
Okay, so how do we stop him?

1239
01:29:57,597 --> 01:29:59,966
Only a Prime can defeat The Fallen.

1240
01:30:00,330 --> 01:30:01,634
Optimus Prime?

1241
01:30:04,370 --> 01:30:06,172
So, you've met a Prime?

1242
01:30:06,272 --> 01:30:09,342
Why, you must have met
a great descendant.

1243
01:30:09,442 --> 01:30:12,545
ls he alive, here on this planet?

1244
01:30:13,279 --> 01:30:15,548
He sacrificed himself to save me.

1245
01:30:16,160 --> 01:30:17,484
So, he's dead.

1246
01:30:17,550 --> 01:30:21,654
Without a Prime, it's impossible.
No one else could stop The Fallen.

1247
01:30:21,721 --> 01:30:25,725
So, the same energy that's gonna be
used to reactivate the machine,

1248
01:30:25,825 --> 01:30:28,461
could that energy somehow be used
to reactivate Optimus

1249
01:30:28,528 --> 01:30:29,562
and bring him back to life?

1250
01:30:29,662 --> 01:30:34,367
lt was never designed for that purpose,
but it's an energy like no other.

1251
01:30:34,667 --> 01:30:38,338
So, then how do you get us to the Matrix
before the Decepticons get to me?

1252
01:30:38,405 --> 01:30:41,641
Follow your mind, your map,
your symbols.

1253
01:30:41,708 --> 01:30:44,344
What you carved in the sand,
it's your clue.

1254
01:30:44,411 --> 01:30:49,649
When dawn alights the Dagger's Tip,
Three Kings will reveal the doorway!

1255
01:30:49,716 --> 01:30:51,685
Find the doorway!

1256
01:30:51,751 --> 01:30:53,653
Go now! Go!

1257
01:30:53,720 --> 01:30:56,656
That was my mission.
lt's your mission now.

1258
01:30:56,723 --> 01:31:01,270
Go before the Decepticons find me
and find you.

1259
01:31:06,933 --> 01:31:08,868
Okay, here's what my ClA contact says.

1260
01:31:08,935 --> 01:31:12,505
Ancient Sumerians used to call
the Gulf ofAqaba the "Dagger's Tip."

1261
01:31:12,572 --> 01:31:14,441
-That's the Dagger's Tip.
-lt's part of the Red Sea.

1262
01:31:14,541 --> 01:31:16,710
lt divides Egypt and Jordan
like the tip of a blade.

1263
01:31:16,776 --> 01:31:20,613
29.5 degrees north, 35 east. Here it is.

1264
01:31:21,114 --> 01:31:23,830
First thing we've got to do
is get Optimus to the Dagger's Tip.

1265
01:31:23,183 --> 01:31:25,618
How are you gonna get him
halfway around the world?

1266
01:31:25,719 --> 01:31:26,886
l'm gonna make a call.

1267
01:31:29,789 --> 01:31:31,910
We got cops!

1268
01:31:37,430 --> 01:31:38,465
l can't go to prison, guys.

1269
01:31:42,402 --> 01:31:44,971
Sam, we got to get off this road
and lay low.

1270
01:31:55,548 --> 01:31:57,417
Man, stupid cops!

1271
01:31:57,484 --> 01:31:59,719
This is what's called
blending in like a ninja.

1272
01:31:59,786 --> 01:32:03,590
-Shut up or l'll blend my fist in your face.
-They're gone.

1273
01:32:03,656 --> 01:32:06,292
Okay, we're running out of time.
l gotta make the call to Lennox...

1274
01:32:06,393 --> 01:32:07,727
You're on the Worldwide Wanted List.

1275
01:32:07,794 --> 01:32:10,430
Try calling one base,
they'll track you here in seconds.

1276
01:32:10,497 --> 01:32:13,133
-ClA is all over this place!
-You're gonna call.

1277
01:32:18,671 --> 01:32:21,274
-Okay. That's a good idea.
-All right.

1278
01:32:21,341 --> 01:32:23,777
l mean, l just had my mind
on other things,

1279
01:32:23,843 --> 01:32:25,311
like winding up in an Egyptian prison.

1280
01:32:28,140 --> 01:32:30,350
NEST departure, 2100 hours.

1281
01:32:31,685 --> 01:32:35,488
So, we're shipping him back to base.
This is such a mistake.

1282
01:32:40,860 --> 01:32:43,960
Major Lennox, phone call.

1283
01:32:43,863 --> 01:32:46,966
Lennox, l'm with the kid. The kid. You
know, the one with the attitude, right?

1284
01:32:47,330 --> 01:32:48,635
We need the truck. The truck.

1285
01:32:48,702 --> 01:32:51,471
We got a possible resurrection
going on over here.

1286
01:32:51,538 --> 01:32:55,809
You're not gonna believe where we are.
Code Tut, as in King Tutankhamen.

1287
01:32:55,875 --> 01:32:57,444
Back of a $1 bill.

1288
01:32:57,877 --> 01:33:04,184
Coordinates for airdrop, 29.5 north,
34.88 east. Write it down. Write it.

1289
01:33:04,284 --> 01:33:06,986
Oh, my God. l got to go. Okay.
Heat comes.

1290
01:33:07,530 --> 01:33:08,621
Wait, who are you?

1291
01:33:09,856 --> 01:33:12,325
Wait. lt's me. Leo. Me. Leo. Leo. Leo.

1292
01:33:12,392 --> 01:33:13,493
Cops are coming right now.
We need to go!

1293
01:33:13,560 --> 01:33:15,362
Move, move, move, move.

1294
01:33:16,496 --> 01:33:20,233
Coordinates, 29.5 north, 34.88 east.

1295
01:33:20,333 --> 01:33:22,802
Tip of the Red Sea. Gulf ofAqaba.

1296
01:33:22,869 --> 01:33:25,405
Egypt? Are you serious?

1297
01:33:27,400 --> 01:33:28,141
Sir.

1298
01:33:32,412 --> 01:33:35,248
Even if we could figure out a way
to get big man over there,

1299
01:33:35,348 --> 01:33:38,180
how is this little kid supposed
to bring him back to life?

1300
01:33:38,840 --> 01:33:41,421
Look, l don't know,
but we got to trust him.

1301
01:33:43,757 --> 01:33:45,910
Okay, let's go over it again.

1302
01:33:45,191 --> 01:33:47,360
When the dawn alights
the Dagger's Tip,

1303
01:33:47,427 --> 01:33:49,729
-the Three Kings...
-Will reveal the doorway.

1304
01:33:49,829 --> 01:33:51,598
That's what he said.
You know what it means?

1305
01:33:51,698 --> 01:33:53,233
-No, what does it mean?
-l have no idea.

1306
01:33:53,333 --> 01:33:55,101
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
Checkpoint. Checkpoint.

1307
01:33:55,201 --> 01:33:56,603
l don't have my passport.

1308
01:33:59,500 --> 01:34:00,373
Passport!

1309
01:34:07,280 --> 01:34:09,282
They got cameras at the top.

1310
01:34:13,253 --> 01:34:16,723
All right, chill. This is espionage time.
l can handle it.

1311
01:34:16,790 --> 01:34:19,859
These are my people.
l'm one-thirty-sixth Arab.

1312
01:34:22,762 --> 01:34:24,264
Great, a fricking Munchkin.

1313
01:34:24,364 --> 01:34:26,800
Little people are mean.
Tell him he's tall.

1314
01:34:35,642 --> 01:34:38,478
The Dagger's Tip? Right?

1315
01:34:38,578 --> 01:34:41,810
Egypt, Jordan. We want to go there.

1316
01:34:41,147 --> 01:34:44,417
Me and my family. This is my family.
This is my son,

1317
01:34:44,484 --> 01:34:48,121
my other son, my daughter.
We're tourists, from New York.

1318
01:34:48,221 --> 01:34:50,900
-New York?
-Yes. Yes.

1319
01:34:50,156 --> 01:34:51,224
Fifty kilometers.

1320
01:34:51,291 --> 01:34:53,626
You look like the guy that runs
my falafel stand. Thank you very much.

1321
01:34:54,940 --> 01:34:55,895
-l know. l know you from somewhere.
-Go, Yankees!

1322
01:34:56,563 --> 01:34:57,731
Put it on the wire to the ClA.

1323
01:35:02,102 --> 01:35:06,840
Decepticons, boy's location detected.

1324
01:35:15,849 --> 01:35:18,785
Undercover, yo. You got to blend in
with your surroundings.

1325
01:35:18,852 --> 01:35:21,187
You know, you got to be part
of the landscape.

1326
01:35:29,295 --> 01:35:32,365
Awesome! l think aliens built that.

1327
01:35:32,766 --> 01:35:33,767
Yeah, yeah.

1328
01:35:34,501 --> 01:35:36,536
Come on. Move it! Move it!

1329
01:35:36,669 --> 01:35:38,772
Guard us. Low profile.
Don't make a scene, okay?

1330
01:35:38,838 --> 01:35:41,941
Yeah, some of us got work to do!
Dumb Autobots.

1331
01:36:03,530 --> 01:36:06,633
Being my girlfriend is hazardous
to your health.

1332
01:36:07,400 --> 01:36:11,571
Yeah, well, girls like dangerous boys.

1333
01:36:12,500 --> 01:36:13,573
-Do they?
-Yeah.

1334
01:36:16,409 --> 01:36:18,578
You might as well just say it.

1335
01:36:18,678 --> 01:36:20,146
Ladies first.

1336
01:36:21,581 --> 01:36:24,317
Okay, so tonight you're going to be
a gentleman.

1337
01:36:24,384 --> 01:36:27,520
-You're really chivalrous.
-Why are you mad at me?

1338
01:36:27,587 --> 01:36:31,910
You know what?
Baby, l'm not... l'm not mad.

1339
01:36:32,225 --> 01:36:36,696
Do you realize that l just flew 3,000
miles to keep you from getting killed?

1340
01:36:36,763 --> 01:36:37,997
l know.

1341
01:36:41,368 --> 01:36:44,300
Who else could be your girlfriend, Sam?

1342
01:36:44,700 --> 01:36:46,773
Look at the things l go through with you.

1343
01:36:47,407 --> 01:36:49,576
And now we're underneath the moon
and the stars

1344
01:36:49,676 --> 01:36:51,878
and the three most beautiful pyramids
on the planet

1345
01:36:51,945 --> 01:36:54,280
and you still can't even tell me that
you love me.

1346
01:36:55,382 --> 01:36:56,750
Pyramids.

1347
01:36:57,951 --> 01:36:59,386
What? Why do boys always

1348
01:36:59,452 --> 01:37:01,421
-change the subject?
-Pyramids and stars.

1349
01:37:01,521 --> 01:37:02,956
-Sam?
-Come with me really quick.

1350
01:37:11,131 --> 01:37:13,233
Simmons! Leo! Wake up!

1351
01:37:16,536 --> 01:37:18,805
Listen, astronomy class, page 47.
Remember the class?

1352
01:37:18,905 --> 01:37:21,574
No. l was only in college for two days.
Remember that?

1353
01:37:21,641 --> 01:37:23,810
-Here. Get up. Up, up.
-What is he talking about?

1354
01:37:29,820 --> 01:37:30,250
Okay, you see those three stars?

1355
01:37:30,316 --> 01:37:32,850
You see
how the last one touches the horizon?

1356
01:37:32,218 --> 01:37:34,921
That's Orion's belt,
but it's also called the Three Kings.

1357
01:37:34,988 --> 01:37:36,790
And the reason for that
is the three Egyptian kings

1358
01:37:36,890 --> 01:37:39,659
who built the pyramids of Giza
built them to mirror those stars,

1359
01:37:39,759 --> 01:37:41,594
so it's like an arrow staring us
straight in the face.

1360
01:37:41,661 --> 01:37:45,131
They all point due east, towards Jordan.
The mountains of Petra.

1361
01:37:58,144 --> 01:37:59,446
We've had an engine malfunction.

1362
01:37:59,512 --> 01:38:01,481
We're gonna have to divert
to SOCCENT.

1363
01:38:01,581 --> 01:38:03,650
Flight master, let's lighten the load
and prepare for bailout.

1364
01:38:03,750 --> 01:38:06,186
Bailout? Bailout? Bailout? Bailout?

1365
01:38:06,286 --> 01:38:09,189
-All right, team, grab your chutes!
-Bailout like bailout?

1366
01:38:11,791 --> 01:38:14,260
-You familiar with the standard MC-4?
-Of course not!

1367
01:38:14,327 --> 01:38:16,629
l've neverjumped out of
a perfectly good airplane before!

1368
01:38:16,696 --> 01:38:18,980
Wait a minute, is this really happening?

1369
01:38:18,164 --> 01:38:19,966
-Yeah.
-All right, here we go.

1370
01:38:20,934 --> 01:38:24,637
Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
You're behind this, aren't you?

1371
01:38:24,704 --> 01:38:26,339
What are you talking about?
You heard the pilot.

1372
01:38:26,439 --> 01:38:30,310
These guys don't mess around.
This is just standard procedure.

1373
01:38:30,377 --> 01:38:33,546
l'm just following orders to the letter.
lsn't that what you said?

1374
01:38:34,180 --> 01:38:37,283
You just signed a death warrant
on your career, Major.

1375
01:38:41,388 --> 01:38:43,490
What was that? What was that?

1376
01:38:43,556 --> 01:38:45,892
That's not good. Come on.

1377
01:38:46,893 --> 01:38:48,395
-Right this way!
-l can't jump out of an airplane!

1378
01:38:48,495 --> 01:38:50,530
-l have an ulcer! No, no.
-Come on. lt's okay.

1379
01:38:50,897 --> 01:38:53,166
l really can't do this.
What are you doing...

1380
01:38:53,700 --> 01:38:55,735
Come here! Come here.

1381
01:38:55,835 --> 01:39:00,730
-Why aren't you wearing your chute?
-Because l have to secure the VlPs first.

1382
01:39:00,173 --> 01:39:04,377
Okay, l want you to listen very carefully
and memorize everything that l say.

1383
01:39:04,477 --> 01:39:07,414
Each chute has a GPS tracker so you
can be found by Search and Rescue.

1384
01:39:07,514 --> 01:39:09,649
Right next to that's a fabric webbing
called a bridle,

1385
01:39:09,716 --> 01:39:11,851
which holds the pin
that keeps the main container closed.

1386
01:39:11,918 --> 01:39:14,200
-Okay, are you listening?
-l can't hear what...

1387
01:39:14,870 --> 01:39:15,522
-Stop that!
-All right. All right.

1388
01:39:15,588 --> 01:39:18,580
All right,
when the pilot chute inflates into the air,

1389
01:39:18,158 --> 01:39:20,326
it pulls the pin and opens the main.

1390
01:39:20,393 --> 01:39:22,429
Red's your backup, blue's your primary.

1391
01:39:22,529 --> 01:39:26,700
l want you to pull the blue.
l need you to pull it really hard!

1392
01:39:26,766 --> 01:39:29,602
Not now, we're on the plane,
you dumb-***!

1393
01:39:32,505 --> 01:39:35,508
-He say good-bye?
-No, he didn't even say good-bye.

1394
01:39:35,942 --> 01:39:37,744
General, we're loaded and ready.

1395
01:39:37,844 --> 01:39:40,714
You give us the go, and we'll be ready
to press in five minutes.

1396
01:39:40,780 --> 01:39:43,350
-Excellent.
-Sir, you need to see this now.

1397
01:39:46,286 --> 01:39:48,355
-Have we checked these coordinates?
-Egypt, sir.

1398
01:39:48,421 --> 01:39:51,224
-They're airdropping in.
-You've got to be kidding me.

1399
01:39:51,291 --> 01:39:52,692
He knows something.

1400
01:39:52,759 --> 01:39:55,128
We need to be ready to back him up
if this thing goes hot.

1401
01:39:56,429 --> 01:39:57,564
Copy that.

1402
01:39:57,630 --> 01:40:00,100
ClA just got a hit on the boy,

1403
01:40:00,633 --> 01:40:02,736
1 00 miles from the location
on that little note there.

1404
01:40:02,802 --> 01:40:03,903
lt's getting hotter.

1405
01:40:08,375 --> 01:40:10,977
lt's gotta be around here somewhere.

1406
01:40:32,232 --> 01:40:34,234
You see the size of this?

1407
01:40:34,934 --> 01:40:37,337
-You see this?
-Spectacular.

1408
01:40:39,500 --> 01:40:41,474
Amazing. Look at that.

1409
01:40:51,685 --> 01:40:54,200
-lt's here somewhere, guys.
-Yeah, why?

1410
01:40:54,120 --> 01:40:55,655
'Cause we're trusting Grandpa Blackbird

1411
01:40:55,755 --> 01:40:57,257
who doesn't even know
what planet he's on?

1412
01:40:57,323 --> 01:41:01,327
ln his defense, this is the biggest
doorway l've ever seen in my entire life.

1413
01:41:02,950 --> 01:41:05,632
Okay. Well, that's great.
Let me do a quick search, all right?

1414
01:41:05,699 --> 01:41:07,300
Nope. Ever cross your mind, guys,

1415
01:41:07,367 --> 01:41:08,802
that archeologists
have been here before?

1416
01:41:08,868 --> 01:41:09,969
There's nothing here.

1417
01:41:10,360 --> 01:41:12,439
Real life is heartbreak, despair, kid.

1418
01:41:12,505 --> 01:41:14,641
Sometimes you get to
the end of the rainbow

1419
01:41:14,708 --> 01:41:16,876
and the leprechauns went
and booby-trapped it!

1420
01:41:16,976 --> 01:41:19,346
l'm listening to you?
You live with your mother!

1421
01:41:20,513 --> 01:41:22,649
-lt's not over.
-lt is over. lt's done.

1422
01:41:22,716 --> 01:41:24,217
Why are we still listening to you,
little punk-***?

1423
01:41:24,317 --> 01:41:26,353
l mean, what you ever done for us
except ding my rim?

1424
01:41:26,453 --> 01:41:28,388
Killed Megatron. How about that?

1425
01:41:28,488 --> 01:41:29,522
Well, he didn't get the job done,

1426
01:41:29,622 --> 01:41:31,157
you know what l mean,
'cause he's back now...

1427
01:41:31,224 --> 01:41:34,160
-Are you scared?
-Scared? Scared of your ugly face!

1428
01:41:34,227 --> 01:41:36,663
l'm ugly?
Well, we're twins, you stupid genius!

1429
01:41:36,730 --> 01:41:38,498
Bring it, then! Get off me!

1430
01:41:38,565 --> 01:41:41,668
-l'll change your face around!
-l'll get all up in that ***!

1431
01:41:41,735 --> 01:41:43,169
Bring it!

1432
01:41:43,903 --> 01:41:45,710
Guys!

1433
01:41:46,406 --> 01:41:48,800
-You like the way that feels?
-That didn't hurt.

1434
01:41:48,740 --> 01:41:49,642
You like that, don't you?

1435
01:41:49,709 --> 01:41:52,780
-Come on, Bumblebee!
-Bumblebee, listen.

1436
01:41:58,752 --> 01:41:59,753
Now, that's rude.

1437
01:42:11,731 --> 01:42:13,700
Oh, my God. The symbols.

1438
01:42:14,934 --> 01:42:16,770
Bee! Shoot it.

1439
01:42:42,629 --> 01:42:45,298
-Check this out.
-Look at it.

1440
01:42:46,566 --> 01:42:47,567
Wow!

1441
01:42:47,634 --> 01:42:50,136
These are the bodies
Jetfire was talking about.

1442
01:42:50,704 --> 01:42:52,605
The tomb of the Primes.

1443
01:42:53,730 --> 01:42:56,810
Yo!

1444
01:43:10,824 --> 01:43:12,158
The Matrix.

1445
01:43:29,743 --> 01:43:33,313
No.

1446
01:43:35,682 --> 01:43:38,251
Thousands of years, turned to dust.

1447
01:43:38,852 --> 01:43:40,820
This isn't how it's supposed to end.

1448
01:43:40,920 --> 01:43:42,880
Hear that?

1449
01:43:46,626 --> 01:43:48,995
US Air Force! C-1 7s!

1450
01:43:49,950 --> 01:43:51,798
-What's a C-1 7?
-You can't bring him back, Sam.

1451
01:43:51,865 --> 01:43:55,468
-There's nothing left.
-Look! Look around you.

1452
01:43:55,535 --> 01:43:58,138
We didn't just go through everything
we went through for no reason at all,

1453
01:43:58,204 --> 01:43:59,639
to just have it end like this.

1454
01:43:59,706 --> 01:44:01,374
There is a reason that we are here.

1455
01:44:01,474 --> 01:44:05,345
The voices and the symbols in my head
led us here for a purpose.

1456
01:44:11,217 --> 01:44:13,520
Everyone's after me
because of what l know,

1457
01:44:15,822 --> 01:44:19,250
and what l know is that
this is going to work.

1458
01:44:19,492 --> 01:44:22,529
-How do you know it's gonna work?
-Because l believe it.

1459
01:44:32,572 --> 01:44:34,908
You best let me out of this plane.

1460
01:44:47,200 --> 01:44:48,555
Dropping the big boy. Sam!

1461
01:44:55,695 --> 01:44:57,931
You think you can bring him back to life
with that pixie dust?

1462
01:44:58,310 --> 01:44:59,599
Absolutely. Let's go.

1463
01:45:09,709 --> 01:45:10,910
Go!

1464
01:45:11,745 --> 01:45:14,447
Let's move it.
Remember, they're friendlies.

1465
01:45:25,910 --> 01:45:26,626
Cover Optimus!

1466
01:45:29,596 --> 01:45:31,698
Secure the village.
Get those cases down here.

1467
01:45:31,765 --> 01:45:33,900
l need snipers and Stingers up high.

1468
01:45:33,967 --> 01:45:38,104
So, we just dropped off 1 0 tons of
dead robot in the middle of nowhere.

1469
01:45:38,204 --> 01:45:39,806
l hope this little kid know
what he's doing.

1470
01:45:39,906 --> 01:45:40,940
Yeah, me too.

1471
01:45:46,913 --> 01:45:50,116
Got a visual! Yellow team! Four clicks!

1472
01:45:53,420 --> 01:45:54,754
Pop flare!

1473
01:45:56,990 --> 01:45:59,626
-That's them, right there. See the flare?
-Right over there! See it?

1474
01:46:10,670 --> 01:46:11,838
Sam!

1475
01:46:24,184 --> 01:46:25,752
Oh, God. Please, God! Please.

1476
01:46:25,819 --> 01:46:27,454
Leo, stop freaking out. Stop freaking out.

1477
01:46:27,520 --> 01:46:28,955
Shut this guy up, huh?

1478
01:46:29,220 --> 01:46:31,458
-Please, just let me live, just let me live!
-Shut up and let him drive!

1479
01:46:31,524 --> 01:46:32,826
-Just stop screaming...
-All right, that's it!

1480
01:46:35,528 --> 01:46:36,996
l can't take that guy anymore.

1481
01:46:50,276 --> 01:46:52,345
Hide in the dust! Use the dust!

1482
01:46:59,953 --> 01:47:01,888
We've got to split up.
Bumblebee, you're the decoy.

1483
01:47:01,988 --> 01:47:04,657
You lead the Decepticons away,
all right? l'm gonna get Optimus.

1484
01:47:04,724 --> 01:47:07,293
l'll help draw their fire
with Huey and Dewey there.

1485
01:47:07,360 --> 01:47:09,396
You get to those soldiers.

1486
01:47:10,530 --> 01:47:13,566
-l hope that dust works, kid.
-Thank you.

1487
01:47:17,370 --> 01:47:20,840
He's turning around. He's coming back.
He's coming back.

1488
01:47:21,574 --> 01:47:22,642
lt's up to me.

1489
01:47:22,909 --> 01:47:25,578
One man, alone,
betrayed by the country he loves,

1490
01:47:25,679 --> 01:47:28,181
now its last hope
in their final hour of need.

1491
01:47:28,248 --> 01:47:31,918
Prepare to be driven like never before,
by the maestro.

1492
01:47:32,180 --> 01:47:35,210
-Hey, hey! Don't go nowhere! Drive.
-You'll never make it, kid.

1493
01:47:35,880 --> 01:47:37,557
-l'm coming with you.
-Bravery will only get you so far.

1494
01:47:37,657 --> 01:47:40,560
You tased me, okay? You owe me!
l'm going.

1495
01:47:40,660 --> 01:47:42,429
Okay, okay. That was a test.
You passed. All right?

1496
01:47:50,737 --> 01:47:54,174
That thing's got alien tattoos all over it.
That ain't Air Force.

1497
01:47:58,244 --> 01:48:00,413
-What the hell was that?
-Anyone copy?

1498
01:48:00,513 --> 01:48:02,549
-Anyone there? Who's up?
-Copy?

1499
01:48:02,615 --> 01:48:04,918
-Radio's down.
-lt's dead. Comms are down.

1500
01:48:05,180 --> 01:48:06,353
EMP burst.

1501
01:48:06,720 --> 01:48:09,589
l see how this day is going
in this godforsaken desert.

1502
01:48:11,358 --> 01:48:12,392
Yes, sir?

1503
01:48:12,459 --> 01:48:15,295
-Major Lennox told me to pull the cord.
-l know, sir.

1504
01:48:15,395 --> 01:48:18,231
Well, what country am l in right now?

1505
01:48:18,298 --> 01:48:19,566
United States.

1506
01:48:19,632 --> 01:48:23,570
No, not the United States.
l'm from the United States.

1507
01:48:23,636 --> 01:48:26,306
I'm in the middle of nowhere
surrounded by donkeys.

1508
01:48:26,406 --> 01:48:31,244
Well, that was our good friend,
Galloway. He's less than pleased.

1509
01:48:31,311 --> 01:48:33,980
How is it that we can't reach our men,

1510
01:48:34,800 --> 01:48:39,452
but he can reach me
from some random Egyptian desert?

1511
01:48:42,422 --> 01:48:43,690
Nothing.

1512
01:48:44,257 --> 01:48:47,127
Right, go burn an SOS. Let the eye in
the sky know we need some help.

1513
01:48:47,227 --> 01:48:49,229
-Yes, sir.
-Okay, boys, old school time!

1514
01:48:49,763 --> 01:48:52,132
Pop some more flares
so the kid can find us.

1515
01:48:57,737 --> 01:49:01,207
Look. There it is.
We got a couple of miles.

1516
01:49:01,875 --> 01:49:06,713
Lennox's team has the latest
in quantum crypto gear.

1517
01:49:06,780 --> 01:49:12,152
Can somebody tell me why we can't
establish simple radio contact?

1518
01:49:12,252 --> 01:49:14,921
We're hailing them on every frequency
and mode in the book, sir.

1519
01:49:14,988 --> 01:49:17,390
Our satellites in the area have
gone blind. We're working it, sir.

1520
01:49:17,457 --> 01:49:21,940
Damn it. Something's not right.
lt doesn't add up.

1521
01:49:21,161 --> 01:49:24,597
Contact the Jordanians, see
what air assets they've got in the area,

1522
01:49:24,664 --> 01:49:27,670
and get Egypt's General Salam.

1523
01:49:27,133 --> 01:49:31,400
Ask him to clear some USV overflights
in Egyptian airspace.

1524
01:49:31,104 --> 01:49:34,174
We need an assist
in confirming visuals now.

1525
01:49:34,441 --> 01:49:36,900
Scramble Predators now.

1526
01:49:36,176 --> 01:49:37,610
V-1 , rotate.

1527
01:49:49,656 --> 01:49:51,491
We still have a mile that way.

1528
01:49:57,163 --> 01:49:58,531
Come on.

1529
01:50:01,634 --> 01:50:03,203
This way. This way.

1530
01:50:07,841 --> 01:50:11,177
-One man, alone...
-Stop saying that!

1531
01:50:11,277 --> 01:50:12,512
...betrayed by the country he loves!

1532
01:50:12,612 --> 01:50:14,814
Oh, my goodness.
l'm in the car, okay? You're not alone.

1533
01:50:15,482 --> 01:50:17,984
Just relax. You're with the maestro.

1534
01:50:26,659 --> 01:50:28,695
l don't think he's still following us.

1535
01:50:29,696 --> 01:50:31,364
That's what you think.

1536
01:50:48,214 --> 01:50:51,985
Master, sorry to be the bearer
of bad news,

1537
01:50:52,520 --> 01:50:55,880
but the soldiers brought
the body of Prime.

1538
01:50:55,188 --> 01:50:57,390
The boy must have the Matrix.

1539
01:50:57,824 --> 01:51:00,427
We cannot let him reach Optimus.

1540
01:51:01,940 --> 01:51:04,764
Decepticons, begin our assault!

1541
01:51:05,498 --> 01:51:07,100
We've got incoming!

1542
01:51:23,249 --> 01:51:26,186
We got a whole lot of fight
coming our way.

1543
01:51:26,252 --> 01:51:28,254
-How many?
-About 1 3 of them.

1544
01:51:28,355 --> 01:51:31,240
This ain't good. This ain't good.

1545
01:51:39,232 --> 01:51:41,434
We're about to get our ***es whupped.

1546
01:51:42,569 --> 01:51:44,371
Bravo-Charlie, kneel!

1547
01:51:44,437 --> 01:51:47,307
All right, those Decepticons
are searching for Sam.

1548
01:51:48,708 --> 01:51:51,611
Whatever he has, he thinks
it'll bring Optimus back to life,

1549
01:51:51,711 --> 01:51:54,581
so our mission is to find him
and get him to Optimus.

1550
01:51:54,647 --> 01:51:57,450
All right, we're gonna draw fire
from the left flank. l need a scout team.

1551
01:51:57,550 --> 01:51:58,585
l'm leading.

1552
01:51:58,651 --> 01:52:01,870
Go up through the middle
with Arcee and lronhide!

1553
01:52:01,154 --> 01:52:02,722
All right, when you see
the precious cargo,

1554
01:52:02,789 --> 01:52:05,558
l want you to pop green smoke and
come back through those pillars.

1555
01:52:05,625 --> 01:52:08,828
We'll have the ambush set. All right.
Let's go. Move out!

1556
01:52:20,940 --> 01:52:23,243
You ever see that film
Gunfight at the O.K. Corral?

1557
01:52:24,678 --> 01:52:27,914
-With Burt Lancaster and Kirk Douglas?
-No, why?

1558
01:52:31,151 --> 01:52:33,987
-Looks like we're right in the middle of it.
-ls that good?

1559
01:52:36,189 --> 01:52:37,757
A lot of people died.

1560
01:52:56,710 --> 01:52:57,877
Hide!

1561
01:52:59,312 --> 01:53:01,381
-Vamonos, amigos!
-Oh, my God!

1562
01:53:05,819 --> 01:53:07,320
-Hit the deck!
-Oh, my God!

1563
01:53:23,336 --> 01:53:24,404
Sam, Sam.

1564
01:53:25,505 --> 01:53:27,540
l don't think they saw us.

1565
01:53:28,740 --> 01:53:29,909
Get down. Get down. Get down.

1566
01:53:30,310 --> 01:53:31,878
Okay. Listen.

1567
01:53:33,747 --> 01:53:37,830
Once it's clear, we run for Optimus
as fast as we can, okay?

1568
01:53:38,418 --> 01:53:39,919
What if it doesn't work?

1569
01:53:40,754 --> 01:53:42,355
lt's gonna work.

1570
01:53:42,422 --> 01:53:45,425
-What if it doesn't?
-lt's gonna work. lt'll work.

1571
01:55:20,820 --> 01:55:22,288
Up, up, up!

1572
01:55:32,265 --> 01:55:33,933
Get ready to jump!

1573
01:55:52,786 --> 01:55:55,455
We got a half-mile. l don't think
the soldiers know we're here.

1574
01:55:58,158 --> 01:55:59,492
Fall back!

1575
01:55:59,592 --> 01:56:03,290
-lronhide, up the middle!
-lronhide, move it!

1576
01:56:03,129 --> 01:56:05,131
Let's go! Go, go!

1577
01:56:12,305 --> 01:56:13,673
Devastator!

1578
01:56:17,143 --> 01:56:19,450
We're trapped! There's nowhere to go.
We're gonna die.

1579
01:56:19,212 --> 01:56:21,848
lf we're going out, we're going out
like men, understand?

1580
01:56:54,140 --> 01:56:55,849
Look at this mother...

1581
01:56:55,915 --> 01:56:57,584
Mean robots suck!

1582
01:57:09,562 --> 01:57:12,132
Hang on! Hang on, okay?

1583
01:57:16,770 --> 01:57:18,571
-Simmons!
-Don't let go!

1584
01:57:18,671 --> 01:57:21,107
Hang in there, l got you! Just hang in.

1585
01:57:25,245 --> 01:57:26,746
l don't want to die!

1586
01:57:28,415 --> 01:57:30,283
Kung fu grip, boy. Kung fu grip!

1587
01:57:30,383 --> 01:57:31,618
You ain't getting me!

1588
01:57:36,690 --> 01:57:38,958
He dead. He got so ate.

1589
01:57:39,292 --> 01:57:42,228
-Who's your daddy now, huh?
-He got all ate up.

1590
01:57:42,295 --> 01:57:44,431
The only safe place is right under it.

1591
01:57:44,531 --> 01:57:48,168
-Run at it. Run for its feet! Move it!
-Yeah.

1592
01:57:55,750 --> 01:57:58,411
You should've never eaten me!
l'm gonna bust your face up!

1593
01:58:03,416 --> 01:58:04,584
Oh, my God!

1594
01:58:07,320 --> 01:58:09,823
Nobody mess with me! ln your face!

1595
01:58:10,757 --> 01:58:12,425
Keep fighting, Mudflap!

1596
01:58:12,492 --> 01:58:13,593
Oh, my God!

1597
01:58:21,334 --> 01:58:23,303
Nobody messes with the twins.

1598
01:58:27,173 --> 01:58:29,342
l got you... My bad!

1599
01:58:32,112 --> 01:58:34,180
Man! You shot me in the face!

1600
01:58:34,614 --> 01:58:36,916
-Stay under it!
-Yeah, stay under it!

1601
01:58:40,854 --> 01:58:42,188
Come on.

1602
01:58:58,371 --> 01:58:59,606
Judy!

1603
01:59:04,678 --> 01:59:06,780
-Sam! Sam!
-What?

1604
01:59:07,781 --> 01:59:09,716
Sam! Sam!

1605
01:59:14,187 --> 01:59:15,455
Sam!

1606
01:59:15,522 --> 01:59:16,856
-Sam!
-Dad!

1607
01:59:24,564 --> 01:59:25,999
Wait, wait!

1608
01:59:27,233 --> 01:59:30,737
Please listen to me!
l want you to run! Run!

1609
01:59:30,837 --> 01:59:33,540
Dad, just stop!
They don't want you, they want me!

1610
01:59:33,640 --> 01:59:35,750
-Oh, God!
-Wait!

1611
01:59:35,175 --> 01:59:37,430
Sam Witwicky.

1612
01:59:37,143 --> 01:59:41,414
Don't hurt them. This is what you want.
You don't want them.

1613
01:59:41,514 --> 01:59:43,183
-Go! Go!
-Please, stop!

1614
01:59:43,249 --> 01:59:44,417
-Stop!
-Listen to your father!

1615
01:59:44,517 --> 01:59:46,286
Just get out of here!

1616
01:59:46,653 --> 01:59:49,220
Just don't hurt them.
l know what you want.

1617
01:59:49,890 --> 01:59:50,590
Just go! Just go!

1618
01:59:50,690 --> 01:59:54,461
And l know that you need me
because l know about the Matrix.

1619
01:59:55,950 --> 01:59:56,663
-Don't do it, Sam...
-Please, Dad.

1620
01:59:56,730 --> 02:00:00,700
-They're going to kill us all anyway!
-Here's what you want, right here.

1621
02:00:01,670 --> 02:00:02,469
Bumblebee!

1622
02:00:15,715 --> 02:00:17,317
Kill him, Bee. Kill him.

1623
02:00:55,288 --> 02:00:57,824
-Stay tight, Ma.
-Come on. Get in here.

1624
02:01:11,771 --> 02:01:13,506
-Bee?
-Yeah.

1625
02:01:17,770 --> 02:01:18,144
-Hey!
-l don't know

1626
02:01:18,244 --> 02:01:20,180
what's going on, but we've got to move!

1627
02:01:24,351 --> 02:01:26,186
There's got to be a way out of here!

1628
02:01:27,520 --> 02:01:29,622
Judy, get back, get back, get back.

1629
02:01:30,824 --> 02:01:33,827
Against the wall! Against the wall!
Against the wall. Against the wall.

1630
02:01:35,195 --> 02:01:37,197
Bee! Bumblebee!

1631
02:01:38,310 --> 02:01:40,330
You get them somewhere safe,
all right?

1632
02:01:42,369 --> 02:01:43,536
You've got to get in the car
and get to safety.

1633
02:01:43,636 --> 02:01:45,472
No, this isn't up for discussion!

1634
02:01:45,538 --> 02:01:47,474
-You're my son! You're my son!
-l know.

1635
02:01:47,540 --> 02:01:48,808
-Dad...
-We all go together!

1636
02:01:48,875 --> 02:01:50,176
-Listen...
-We're all going together!

1637
02:01:50,276 --> 02:01:53,546
Dad, stop, okay? Get in the car.
He's gonna get you to safety.

1638
02:01:53,646 --> 02:01:55,882
You know, you run.
You don't stop, you don't hide, you run.

1639
02:01:55,982 --> 02:01:58,551
You hear what l'm saying, okay?
l'll find you when you're safe.

1640
02:01:58,651 --> 02:02:00,153
-No.
-You've got to let me go, Dad.

1641
02:02:00,220 --> 02:02:03,556
-You have to let me go. You have to.
-Ron.

1642
02:02:06,226 --> 02:02:08,695
Ron. Ron, let him go.

1643
02:02:10,730 --> 02:02:13,660
You come back! Come on.

1644
02:02:13,199 --> 02:02:14,968
Ron! Mikaela! Mikaela!

1645
02:02:15,350 --> 02:02:17,570
-Go with my parents.
-l'm not gonna go without you.

1646
02:02:28,882 --> 02:02:30,417
Move to cover!

1647
02:02:34,688 --> 02:02:36,423
We got Jordanians!

1648
02:02:36,523 --> 02:02:37,991
We got help!

1649
02:02:44,970 --> 02:02:45,365
Down!

1650
02:03:01,915 --> 02:03:03,550
You okay, soldier?

1651
02:03:03,616 --> 02:03:06,786
We're gonna help you, soldier. Let's
get these wounded clear of the bird.

1652
02:03:06,886 --> 02:03:08,788
Stay still. Stay still. Don't move.

1653
02:03:08,888 --> 02:03:11,191
You all right, young man?
You have a radio?

1654
02:03:12,625 --> 02:03:17,970
Hey, kid, it's been nice knowing you.
Remember what l did for my country.

1655
02:03:18,598 --> 02:03:20,266
This is my moment.

1656
02:03:21,340 --> 02:03:22,102
You're crazy!

1657
02:03:24,204 --> 02:03:26,720
ETA to station, two minutes.

1658
02:03:26,139 --> 02:03:28,410
-Put it on the main screen.
-Sir. Yes, sir.

1659
02:03:28,108 --> 02:03:29,476
Predator 01 .

1660
02:03:39,986 --> 02:03:41,221
Shit, it's a trick.

1661
02:03:41,287 --> 02:03:43,690
Commence Operation Firestorm.
Send everyone.

1662
02:03:43,790 --> 02:03:46,393
-Get those Marines on the ground.
-Roll in strike packages...

1663
02:03:46,726 --> 02:03:48,328
Task Force Ripper, execute Lightning.

1664
02:04:08,848 --> 02:04:11,418
-Spotted Sam!
-Sam!

1665
02:04:11,851 --> 02:04:13,153
lronhide!

1666
02:04:14,200 --> 02:04:16,189
Follow us to the pillars.
We'll take you to Optimus.

1667
02:04:19,250 --> 02:04:21,695
Get out, Sam! Get to the pillars!

1668
02:04:22,962 --> 02:04:24,300
Let's go.

1669
02:04:27,767 --> 02:04:31,271
Oh, God. This is it. The pyramid's built
right over the machine.

1670
02:04:31,337 --> 02:04:35,709
lf they turn that machine on,
no more sun.

1671
02:04:38,178 --> 02:04:42,582
Not on my watch.

1672
02:04:53,560 --> 02:04:55,128
USS Stennis. ldentify.

1673
02:04:55,195 --> 02:04:57,597
Where the hell are you?
Watching the Weather Channel?

1674
02:04:57,697 --> 02:04:59,566
SportsCenter?
l Dream of Jeannie orsomething?

1675
02:04:59,666 --> 02:05:03,670
We got 300 satellites up there.
Where the hell are all our men?

1676
02:05:03,737 --> 02:05:05,238
ldentify yourself.

1677
02:05:05,739 --> 02:05:07,600
What is your name, sailor?

1678
02:05:07,574 --> 02:05:12,545
Wilder, Captain of the
USS John C. Stennis aircraft carrier.

1679
02:05:13,880 --> 02:05:15,515
Okay, Captain Wilder.

1680
02:05:15,582 --> 02:05:17,917
This is Agent Seymour Simmons
of Sector Seven.

1681
02:05:18,180 --> 02:05:20,387
There is the mother
of all non-biologicals

1682
02:05:20,487 --> 02:05:22,255
getting ready to blow up our sun.

1683
02:05:22,355 --> 02:05:24,190
Do you want to have a throwdown
about my lack of clearance

1684
02:05:24,257 --> 02:05:26,259
or do you want to help save
a gazillion lives?

1685
02:05:27,260 --> 02:05:29,596
All right, Agent Simmons. l'm listening.

1686
02:05:36,770 --> 02:05:39,506
Five clicks west of the Gulf,

1687
02:05:39,572 --> 02:05:42,542
we got ourselves an alien
remodeling a pyramid.

1688
02:05:42,609 --> 02:05:45,645
Our one hope is a prototype weapon
called a rail gun,

1689
02:05:45,745 --> 02:05:48,782
-shoots a steel projectile at Mach 7.
-That's classified.

1690
02:05:48,882 --> 02:05:52,452
Don't talk to me about classified,
all right?

1691
02:05:52,552 --> 02:05:55,221
Now, if you've got a battleship
in the Gulf, which l know you do,

1692
02:05:55,288 --> 02:05:57,824
you tell them to ready that weapon!

1693
02:05:59,225 --> 02:06:01,428
Contact destroyer USS KIDD.

1694
02:06:02,295 --> 02:06:03,963
Alpha Team, flank left!

1695
02:06:04,640 --> 02:06:05,799
This way! Move it!

1696
02:06:07,767 --> 02:06:10,300
-Where do you need us, sir?
-Protect those in the line of fire.

1697
02:06:10,103 --> 02:06:11,738
Let's go! Go!

1698
02:06:15,642 --> 02:06:18,144
Give me your Comms. Come on. Epps!

1699
02:06:22,549 --> 02:06:24,918
Right now, we need air support, ASAP!

1700
02:06:24,984 --> 02:06:27,587
Have troops in contact 20 miles
northwest. Radar contact.

1701
02:06:27,654 --> 02:06:28,788
Proceed to 88 Alpha Sierra...

1702
02:06:32,892 --> 02:06:34,461
B-1 , snap 090.

1703
02:06:34,561 --> 02:06:36,963
You are approved to drop your
2,000-pound JDAMs.

1704
02:06:44,170 --> 02:06:45,505
-What you got?
-l couldn't get to them, sir.

1705
02:06:45,605 --> 02:06:47,640
They're 600 meters away
and they're heading right for the pillars.

1706
02:06:47,741 --> 02:06:50,610
All right. Precious cargo's coming!

1707
02:06:50,944 --> 02:06:51,945
Move!

1708
02:07:02,789 --> 02:07:04,324
Curse you!

1709
02:07:18,304 --> 02:07:20,373
Sam! Spotted Sam!

1710
02:07:52,672 --> 02:07:54,407
-Come on!
-2-2 covering fire.

1711
02:07:54,507 --> 02:07:55,909
Two civilians, 1 2 o'clock!

1712
02:08:04,484 --> 02:08:06,520
Cover for us!

1713
02:08:12,425 --> 02:08:15,228
Hold the air strike!
We're rescuing civilians!

1714
02:08:27,540 --> 02:08:29,109
Keep firing!

1715
02:08:35,115 --> 02:08:36,783
Come on! Mikaela!

1716
02:08:37,217 --> 02:08:39,552
Come on! Get in here!

1717
02:08:40,453 --> 02:08:41,921
Look who showed up.

1718
02:08:42,220 --> 02:08:43,990
You better have a good reason for us
to be here.

1719
02:08:44,900 --> 02:08:45,792
-Where's Optimus?
-He's right over there,

1720
02:08:45,892 --> 02:08:47,293
across the courtyard.

1721
02:08:48,280 --> 02:08:50,330
-l got to get to him right now.
-Not with an air strike coming.

1722
02:08:50,430 --> 02:08:52,632
l have to get to him right now.

1723
02:08:54,200 --> 02:08:55,502
Go. Back, back, back, back.

1724
02:08:55,602 --> 02:08:57,303
-Go.
-Listen up...

1725
02:09:00,774 --> 02:09:01,975
Okay.

1726
02:09:05,612 --> 02:09:06,980
lncoming!

1727
02:09:07,981 --> 02:09:10,183
Stick the landing.

1728
02:09:11,117 --> 02:09:13,987
Behold the glory of Jetfire!

1729
02:09:15,288 --> 02:09:18,825
Now let me show you how we brought
the pain in my day!

1730
02:09:38,912 --> 02:09:40,180
l'm too old for this crap.

1731
02:09:40,347 --> 02:09:43,160
Keep going, man, 1 5 rounds of fighting.

1732
02:10:03,169 --> 02:10:06,673
l am directly below
the enemy's scrotum.

1733
02:10:07,440 --> 02:10:10,710
25.7 meters above sea IeveI,
29.32 north.

1734
02:10:10,810 --> 02:10:13,130
-Kill track, 5205...
-Target acquired.

1735
02:10:13,113 --> 02:10:15,682
-Killing track.
-Two, one...

1736
02:10:15,782 --> 02:10:17,500
Fire!

1737
02:10:31,231 --> 02:10:32,899
Yeah! Yeah!

1738
02:10:33,299 --> 02:10:36,936
B-1's time on target, 30 seconds.
2,000-pound JDAMs inbound.

1739
02:10:37,370 --> 02:10:39,172
We're gonna make a break through
the B's on my command, okay?

1740
02:10:39,239 --> 02:10:42,175
You guys stick with me, you
understand? You stay on my ***.

1741
02:10:42,375 --> 02:10:45,612
-1-1 tally orange smoke.
-l hope these F-1 6s got good aim.

1742
02:10:45,712 --> 02:10:49,249
-Yeah? Why is that?
-l told them to hit the orange smoke.

1743
02:10:50,850 --> 02:10:52,285
You mean that orange smoke?

1744
02:10:52,385 --> 02:10:53,953
lt wasn't my best toss, okay?

1745
02:10:54,540 --> 02:10:56,790
-Viper, thunder.
-Run!

1746
02:11:05,832 --> 02:11:07,100
lncoming!

1747
02:11:10,203 --> 02:11:11,438
Come on!

1748
02:11:31,725 --> 02:11:32,892
Sam!

1749
02:11:40,734 --> 02:11:41,968
Run!

1750
02:11:44,904 --> 02:11:45,972
Die!

1751
02:11:53,460 --> 02:11:54,280
Sam!

1752
02:12:10,497 --> 02:12:11,998
Hold your fire!

1753
02:12:14,434 --> 02:12:15,602
Sam!

1754
02:12:17,237 --> 02:12:19,472
Stay back! Mikaela, stay back!

1755
02:12:21,508 --> 02:12:23,543
****ing do something!

1756
02:12:58,978 --> 02:13:05,218
-Sam! Sam!
-Sam! Sam! Sam! Sammy! Sam!

1757
02:13:07,200 --> 02:13:08,822
-Let me go!
-Come on, you got to move.

1758
02:13:08,888 --> 02:13:11,658
-You got to move, come on.
-We got no pulse.

1759
02:13:11,725 --> 02:13:12,859
Starting CPR.

1760
02:13:12,959 --> 02:13:16,162
-l have to see my kid! l got a son...
-Sammy!

1761
02:13:16,896 --> 02:13:18,310
Sam!

1762
02:13:20,367 --> 02:13:21,901
-Clear.
-Ready to shock.

1763
02:13:22,100 --> 02:13:24,738
-Clear!
-Ready to shock. One, two, three.

1764
02:13:27,707 --> 02:13:29,109
Do it again!

1765
02:13:34,647 --> 02:13:35,949
No!

1766
02:13:38,180 --> 02:13:43,890
Okay, listen to my voice.
l love you and l need you.

1767
02:13:44,357 --> 02:13:47,894
Please. Please, come back to me.
Sam, please!

1768
02:13:47,994 --> 02:13:49,562
l love you.

1769
02:13:58,938 --> 02:14:03,276
Where am l? Where am l?
Am l dead? Am l dead?

1770
02:14:03,777 --> 02:14:08,810
We have been watching you
a long, long time.

1771
02:14:10,450 --> 02:14:14,454
You have fought for Optimus,
our last descendant,

1772
02:14:14,554 --> 02:14:19,626
with courage and with sacrifice,
the virtues of a leader,

1773
02:14:20,560 --> 02:14:23,129
a leader worthy of our secret.

1774
02:14:23,697 --> 02:14:28,301
The Matrix of Leadership is not found,
it is earned.

1775
02:14:29,569 --> 02:14:31,771
Return now to Optimus.

1776
02:14:32,472 --> 02:14:34,808
Merge the Matrix with his spark.

1777
02:14:35,375 --> 02:14:39,946
lt is, and always has been, your destiny.

1778
02:14:44,884 --> 02:14:45,985
Sam!

1779
02:14:52,492 --> 02:14:54,928
l love you. l love you.

1780
02:15:32,365 --> 02:15:35,702
Boy, you returned for me.

1781
02:15:37,370 --> 02:15:39,500
A living Prime.

1782
02:15:40,607 --> 02:15:42,809
l don't believe it!

1783
02:15:52,852 --> 02:15:55,255
My Matrix!

1784
02:16:00,627 --> 02:16:02,529
Get up! Get up! Get up! Get up!

1785
02:16:03,396 --> 02:16:04,931
Get up, Prime!

1786
02:16:06,866 --> 02:16:08,234
Oh, no.

1787
02:16:08,568 --> 02:16:12,572
He's turning on the machine!
You got to stop him! Get up!

1788
02:16:13,730 --> 02:16:14,407
Optimus!

1789
02:16:16,643 --> 02:16:19,120
Fallen, my master.

1790
02:16:19,790 --> 02:16:23,550
My brothers could not stop me from this.

1791
02:16:24,417 --> 02:16:28,788
Yes, now l claim your sun.

1792
02:16:31,910 --> 02:16:34,227
-Move!
-Enemy target, top of pyramid. Engage!

1793
02:16:34,294 --> 02:16:35,862
Engage! Engage!

1794
02:16:41,301 --> 02:16:44,270
ln moments, we'll be at firing strength.

1795
02:16:59,886 --> 02:17:04,424
All my Decepticon life, l never did
a thing worth doing until now.

1796
02:17:04,958 --> 02:17:07,894
Optimus, take my parts

1797
02:17:07,961 --> 02:17:11,131
and you will have a power
you've never known.

1798
02:17:12,980 --> 02:17:14,134
Fulfill your destiny.

1799
02:17:20,440 --> 02:17:22,275
Jolt! Electrify!

1800
02:17:22,742 --> 02:17:24,644
Transplant those afterburners.

1801
02:17:42,996 --> 02:17:44,631
Let's roll.

1802
02:17:47,100 --> 02:17:49,169
Fire mission on the pyramids.

1803
02:18:01,140 --> 02:18:04,484
This planet will be dark forever.

1804
02:18:26,706 --> 02:18:29,142
Die, like your brothers!

1805
02:18:29,776 --> 02:18:32,120
They were your brothers, too.

1806
02:19:00,874 --> 02:19:02,742
Starscream!

1807
02:19:15,755 --> 02:19:17,924
You picked the wrong planet.

1808
02:19:20,894 --> 02:19:22,762
Give me your face.

1809
02:19:31,271 --> 02:19:32,939
l rise.

1810
02:19:33,473 --> 02:19:35,108
You fall.

1811
02:19:37,911 --> 02:19:40,313
No, no.

1812
02:19:42,415 --> 02:19:44,818
Not to call you a coward, Master,

1813
02:19:44,918 --> 02:19:50,590
but sometimes cowards do survive.

1814
02:19:51,191 --> 02:19:53,126
This isn't over.

1815
02:20:20,820 --> 02:20:23,690
lt took all this for you to tell me that
you love me.

1816
02:20:25,325 --> 02:20:26,860
You said it first.

1817
02:21:18,440 --> 02:21:20,680
Thank you, Sam, for saving my life.

1818
02:21:21,981 --> 02:21:23,249
Welcome.

1819
02:21:24,500 --> 02:21:25,752
Thank you for believing in me.

1820
02:21:30,590 --> 02:21:35,161
Our races united by a history
long forgotten

1821
02:21:35,228 --> 02:21:38,665
and a future we shall face together.

1822
02:21:39,199 --> 02:21:41,601
I am Optimus Prime,

1823
02:21:41,701 --> 02:21:46,706
and l send this message so that our
pasts will always be remembered,

1824
02:21:46,773 --> 02:21:50,710
for in those memories, we Iive on.

1825
02:22:13,533 --> 02:22:16,403
So glad you could join us,
Professor Einstein.

1826
02:22:16,903 --> 02:22:18,805
Yeah, l was kind of busy.

1827
02:22:21,508 --> 02:22:22,709
Okay.

