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[Latin music playing]

2
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[singing in Spanish]

3
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[chattering]

4
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[horn honking]

5
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All right, baby. So, what color
do you want for your beach umbrella?

6
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I picked indigo.
Shit, I don't even know what indigo is.

7
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Also, look. Do you want a girl or a guy
for our couples massage?

8
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Ooh. I don't actually think
I want a couples massage with you.

9
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Why not?

10
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Well, baby, because you're always moaning
and groaning and saying stuff like,

11
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"Ooh, yeah. Right there. Right there.
Ooh, yeah. Don't stop." [sighs]

12
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Yeah. I be into it, man.

13
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When they touching the right spot, can't
help but let 'em know how good it is.

14
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The masseuse likes that.

15
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And plus, I have so much tension, baby.

16
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Maybe you wouldn't have so much tension
if you weren't always on your phone.

17
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Baby, I'm working on four projects
at the same time.

18
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We gotta use different builders
all across the city.

19
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You know--

20
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-But you know what? You're right.
-Hmm.

21
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I'ma put this away, and no more phones
for the rest of this vacation.

22
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-[cell phone rings]
-Oh, hold up.

23
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Hi, Daddy.
No, this is fine. We just landed.

24
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Yeah. Marcus, there he is.

25
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[Latin music continues]

26
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Yeah, Daddy. The flight was fine.
Yeah, I'm here with Marcus.

27
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Still.
[whispering] We have talked about this.

28
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Daddy, I know. I do love him.

29
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[phone rings]

30
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Front desk.

31
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Can you connect me with Maurillio?

32
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Speaking, Mr. Parker.

33
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How'd you know it was me?

34
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Uh, let's just say
after eight or nine calls,

35
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I become very much acquainted
with the timbre of your voice.

36
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I'm just calling you to confirm
you set up everything we discussed.

37
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Yes. Yes, yes.
I have personally seen to it.

38
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The Dom Pérignon,
the rose petals in the bed,

39
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the Bill Withers playlist
"Greatest Hits: No Deep Cuts."

40
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Sir, if she says no after all this,
I will marry you.

41
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All right, Maurillio. Not-- Not you too--

42
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[man chanting]

43
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[whooping]

44
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[Maurillio] Sir? You trailed off.

45
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All good. Gracias.

46
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Oh, baby, look at those two.

47
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-What? These lunatics?
-What? No.

48
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They look like they're having fun.
We should try that.

49
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-That looks fun to you?
-Yes.

50
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That's the reason why you don't see a lot
of Black paraplegics. You know why?

51
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'Cause we don't do stupid shit like that.

52
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Look at 'em. They riding around
like they got no insurance.

53
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[engine revving]

54
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[woman] Oh, my God. This is the hotel?

55
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Maybe it's not too late for us to get
a room at the Best Western by the airport.

56
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[both laughing]

57
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Mr. Parker! And you must be Emily.
I'm Maurillio, the manager.

58
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Please help yourselves to a papaya paleta

59
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powdered in our house-roasted
guajillo-cacao rub.

60
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Oh. I don't know what this is, but cheers!

61
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You must be very eager
to get to your suite

62
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where there may or may not be
a surprise waiting for you.

63
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-A surprise?
-[Maurillio] Hmm.

64
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I don't know. Let's find out.

65
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-Hmm.
-Okay. [giggles]

66
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[Maurillio] Now, Emily,
I want you to know something.

67
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This man right here,
he loves you very, very much.

68
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Yes, he does.

69
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[giggles] But how do you know that?

70
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Let's just say I have a feeling.

71
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[chuckles]

72
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Ladies first.

73
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So that you may be the first one
to see what awaits, if anything.

74
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There could be nothing.

75
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-What the **** is your problem?
-What is it?

76
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-What the ****? You giving out clues.
-It's fine.

77
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-It's not fine!
-It's fine.

78
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-No, it's not!
-Come on.

79
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[Latin pop music playing]

80
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-Ah. We have finally arrived.
-Thank you.

81
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-Ahhh.
-Okay.

82
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Señora,
may you always remember this moment.

83
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For the rest of your life.

84
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-Okay. [giggles]
-Ooh. We could take a picture of this.

85
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["Lovely Day" playing]

86
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Oh. [whimpers]

87
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I cannot apologize enough.

88
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It seems the guests
in the Presidential Suite

89
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above your room overfilled the Jacuzzi.

90
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So, that means you're gonna put us
in another room, right?

91
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Oh, yes, yes, of course.

92
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If there was room available,
it would be yours.

93
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Sadly, the hotel is fully booked.

94
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Why would you say "of course"
if you knew you didn't have another room?

95
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You know how misleading that is?

96
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Can you just check
with any of the other hotels nearby?

97
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Of course. We have relationships with all
of the five-star hotels. No problem.

98
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Just a second.

99
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Hmm.

100
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Well, let me go ahead and also check
for four-star hotels.

101
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Ah. You know, a lot of people have issues
with three-star hotels,

102
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but they are just as good
as five-star hotels.

103
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Yeah, after three,
it's, like, too much, you know?

104
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[typing]

105
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And there you have it.

106
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One-star hotel with a great room
at the Airport Best Western.

107
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Are you ****ing kidding me?

108
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Well, according to this, sir,
it is the best Western in the area.

109
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Let me tell you something, okay?
I had an itinerary planned.

110
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We was gonna go whale watching,
we was gonna go tequila tasting.

111
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-I booked a dinner at sunset on the beach!
-[man] Maurillio!

112
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-Where is that son of a *****?
-[woman] Yes!

113
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Maurillio! My amigo.

114
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Thank you so much for that Jet Ski hookup.

115
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Man, we felt some killer waves
on the second break.

116
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-Oh, my gosh. Then we got high as shit.
-We did.

117
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So we literally had to jump off
and go body surfing.

118
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Yeah, but we turned around
and the Jet Ski was gone.

119
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But don't freak out because I actually
took a photo of exactly where we left it.

120
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You are gonna have no problem finding it.

121
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[man] She's the brains.

122
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Okay, okay. Thank you, señora.

123
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You're welcome. [giggles]

124
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Excuse me, lady with the phone
in the goddamn sandwich bag.

125
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Hi. How are you guys?

126
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Were you guys having a conversation?

127
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'Cause you assumed that Maurillio
wasn't already talking to somebody.

128
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You just walk your happy *** in here
and cut me off.

129
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Now, look. I don't mean to snap.
It's a lot going on right now.

130
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-I'm a little stressed out.
-It's okay.

131
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I just wanna holler at him real quick.
Can I do that?

132
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-Yeah. You enjoy your day.
-Thank you.

133
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Enjoy this gorgeous weather.

134
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[laughs]

135
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Maurillio. You do know how important
this trip is to us, man.

136
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Yes, of course.
We want your proposal to be perfect.

137
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-Proposal?
-Oh, shit.

138
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-[Emily] Baby.
-No, no. I will fix this.

139
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Emily.

140
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-I am sorry. I cannot fix it.
-**** you, Maurillio!

141
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That's fair.

142
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Babe, come over here. Let me talk to you.

143
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-Okay. Yes. Yes. Yes.
-You guys have a good one. [giggles]

144
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-Did she text you back?
-Nah, not yet.

145
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I'm sorry this didn't go as I planned it.

146
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Look, um…

147
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Oh, my God.

148
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[Marcus] I might as well do it up.

149
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Okay, I'm just try--

150
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-My flow is all thrown off.
-It's okay. Just keep going.

151
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Just please, just keep going.

152
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[Marcus] Baby, um…

153
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-Shut up!
-[Marcus] Look, you mean so much to me.

154
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-Baby, I love you so much.
-[breathes shakily]

155
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And I know today has been
all over the place…

156
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[sighs]

157
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…and I can be a bit of a control freak,

158
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and when stuff ain't going my way,
I get all uptight,

159
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-and I overthink things…
-Oh, baby.

160
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…but the one thing
I could never think twice about…

161
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is how much I actually love you.

162
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-Baby, will you marry me?
-[gasps]

163
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Yes! [chuckles]

164
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-Oh, yes!
-Oh, my God.

165
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-Yes! Yeah! ****ing A, Maurillio. Yes!
-Yes!

166
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-[man] You had me! You were like…
-[woman] That was beautiful!

167
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"The only thing
I didn't need to think about was you."

168
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You guys! It was you.

169
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It was-- Baby, I love you!
I love you so much.

170
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Baby, I love you so much. I love you.

171
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And you know what,
I don't care that we lost the room.

172
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I know.
I know how hard you worked. I don't care.

173
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We can camp out on the beach.
I just wanna be your woman!

174
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No! No! Nobody's camping on the beach.

175
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-You get that out of your head right now.
-I love you guys.

176
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-Like, you have to stay with us.
-With us.

177
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Consider it, like, our engagement present
to your beautiful souls.

178
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Yes.

179
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-Nah. Yeah. Yeah. We're okay.
-Nah, we good. Yeah. We're fine.

180
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You're gonna say no
to the Presidential Suite?

181
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It has a Jacuzzi and everything.

182
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[Latin music playing]

183
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I know we gave that tub a rough ride,
but what happened to craftsmanship, right?

184
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-[footsteps approaching]
-Eh.

185
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Okay. So I had them move your bags
to the master suite.

186
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Oh, girl. That is way too much.

187
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What? No, no, no.

188
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Get yourselves comfortable.
You are our guests.

189
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It is truly the least we can do

190
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after our wonky 'cuzzi ****ed up
your totally beautiful proposal.

191
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Well, look. Maybe…

192
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Maybe for tonight, okay?

193
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-Until we get another hotel.
-Yes!

194
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-Yes! Oh, boy!
-Settled. Who's thirsty?

195
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Sit, sit, sit. Get comfortable.

196
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Oh, if you guys are worried about privacy
and you wanna get really kinky tonight--

197
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We're extremely loud.

198
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I don't know what these walls are made of,
but you seriously can't hear anything!

199
00:09:02,742 --> 00:09:03,877
Okay. Listen.

200
00:09:03,943 --> 00:09:05,111
[door closes]

201
00:09:05,779 --> 00:09:07,947
[woman screams]

202
00:09:08,480 --> 00:09:09,249
[door opens]

203
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You're not gonna believe this.
I just screamed in there.

204
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-Uh…
-Yeah, we, um… we-- we-- we heard you.

205
00:09:18,458 --> 00:09:19,859
Are you sure it was me?

206
00:09:19,959 --> 00:09:21,795
-Yeah. Pretty certain.
-[phone rings]

207
00:09:22,629 --> 00:09:24,898
Yo! Oh, no, we're fine.

208
00:09:24,998 --> 00:09:27,567
Nah, it's just my gal screaming.
[sniffs] Yeah, you bet.

209
00:09:28,335 --> 00:09:31,738
Hey, guys.
I don't mean to pry or anything,

210
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but are you guys, like,
secret billionaires or something?

211
00:09:35,275 --> 00:09:37,544
-Why do you ask?
-'Cause this place looks very expensive.

212
00:09:37,610 --> 00:09:40,313
Oh, super expensive. We spent, like,
every penny we had on this place.

213
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Yeah.

214
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Wait. Why would you do that?

215
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[man] My buddy Charlie came here
way back when and raved about it.

216
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If we're gonna go on vacation,
might as well go all out, right?

217
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And just go broke?

218
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Oh, we'll make more money.

219
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I work in a doctor's office.
Ron here is a park ranger.

220
00:09:54,294 --> 00:09:56,529
And not to brag, we're pretty good.

221
00:09:56,629 --> 00:09:59,366
Kyla and I always say
if we find ourselves with too much money,

222
00:09:59,466 --> 00:10:01,334
we haven't been spending it fast enough.

223
00:10:01,401 --> 00:10:02,869
That-- That's one way to live.

224
00:10:02,969 --> 00:10:04,871
You know, they say money buys you freedom,

225
00:10:04,938 --> 00:10:07,674
but how can you really be free if you're
thinking about making money all the time?

226
00:10:07,741 --> 00:10:11,111
Well, I guess it's your welfare checks
I've been paying. [chuckles]

227
00:10:11,211 --> 00:10:13,313
Possibly. Possibly, Marcus.

228
00:10:13,413 --> 00:10:16,549
-[chuckling] Anyway, to the happy couple.
-[Kyla] To the happy, gorgeous couple!

229
00:10:16,616 --> 00:10:18,118
-All right.
-[Kyla] Yeah, you're engaged!

230
00:10:18,218 --> 00:10:19,850
[giggles]

231
00:10:19,953 --> 00:10:20,954
-[slurping]
-Oh, that is good.

232
00:10:21,210 --> 00:10:23,757
Ron makes the best margaritas,
and let me just tell you, girl.

233
00:10:23,823 --> 00:10:25,158
-Babe.
-It gets the job done.

234
00:10:25,258 --> 00:10:26,159
[Ron] Indeed.

235
00:10:26,259 --> 00:10:27,961
So, Ron. What park do you work at?

236
00:10:28,280 --> 00:10:30,697
Oh. Oregon National Cave Monument.
It's in Oregon.

237
00:10:30,797 --> 00:10:32,332
Whoa. You work in caves?

238
00:10:32,399 --> 00:10:35,702
I'm like Batman. If Batman's job was
to keep kids from jacking off stalagmites.

239
00:10:35,802 --> 00:10:36,703
[Kyla] Totally.

240
00:10:36,770 --> 00:10:37,871
What about you guys?

241
00:10:37,937 --> 00:10:39,739
Uh, we're from Chicago, actually.

242
00:10:39,839 --> 00:10:42,876
I work in finance and Marcus owns
his own construction company.

243
00:10:42,942 --> 00:10:46,980
Quick question.
Um, why does the salt not taste salty?

244
00:10:47,800 --> 00:10:48,948
-Oh, because it's cocaine.
-What?

245
00:10:50,830 --> 00:10:51,985
-You drugged us?
-[Ron, Kyla] Yeah.

246
00:10:52,850 --> 00:10:54,821
I thought I made it really clear
when I said to her-- I was like, you know,

247
00:10:54,921 --> 00:10:56,790
-"It'll get the job done."
-"It gets the job done."

248
00:10:56,856 --> 00:11:00,193
Get the job done? That's not clear.
That's very vague, okay?

249
00:11:00,293 --> 00:11:03,863
What is wrong with you?
Why would you put cocaine in margaritas?

250
00:11:04,631 --> 00:11:06,866
Because we're on vacation.

251
00:11:06,966 --> 00:11:08,134
I don't do drugs.

252
00:11:10,300 --> 00:11:12,380
-Even on vacation?
-No.

253
00:11:15,275 --> 00:11:17,210
[both laughing]

254
00:11:17,277 --> 00:11:18,745
-[Ron] He almost had me!
-[Kyla] Oh, my God.

255
00:11:18,812 --> 00:11:21,281
-He almost-- [laughs]
-It's so good!

256
00:11:21,381 --> 00:11:24,284
-You! Oh, man! This is-- This guy!
-Oh, my God. I just--

257
00:11:24,384 --> 00:11:25,919
It would have been nice
if you would've told us

258
00:11:25,985 --> 00:11:27,754
that you was gonna put cocaine
in our drink.

259
00:11:27,821 --> 00:11:29,189
Where'd you get the coke from, anyway?

260
00:11:29,289 --> 00:11:32,158
We actually brought it from home.
Very, very easy if you ever wanna try it.

261
00:11:32,258 --> 00:11:33,993
It's just a Ziploc
in a full shampoo bottle.

262
00:11:34,940 --> 00:11:36,296
The scanners can't see it,
dogs can't smell it,

263
00:11:36,363 --> 00:11:38,865
and it's so much more comfortable
than when I had it in my ***.

264
00:11:38,965 --> 00:11:39,966
You guys want nibbles?

265
00:11:40,330 --> 00:11:41,401
-Mmm.
-[cell phone vibrates]

266
00:11:41,501 --> 00:11:42,635
Oh.

267
00:11:42,702 --> 00:11:43,703
Wait a minute.

268
00:11:43,770 --> 00:11:45,271
[sighs] What now, baby?

269
00:11:45,372 --> 00:11:48,508
Whale watching. I forgot
I booked a whale watching tour at 4:30.

270
00:11:48,575 --> 00:11:49,876
What? You guys just got here.

271
00:11:49,943 --> 00:11:51,678
Marcus likes to plan.

272
00:11:52,379 --> 00:11:54,247
You know what? Good for you.

273
00:11:55,148 --> 00:11:57,500
'Cause without a plan,
the world falls apart.

274
00:11:57,117 --> 00:11:58,752
I mean, garbage doesn't get collected.

275
00:11:58,818 --> 00:12:01,521
Water slides don't get built.
Planes fall from the sky.

276
00:12:02,155 --> 00:12:03,690
Planning makes the world work.

277
00:12:04,290 --> 00:12:08,280
Yeah, it's just, uh… just whale watching.

278
00:12:08,128 --> 00:12:10,363
Wait. I have an idea.
We were actually gonna go to the water.

279
00:12:10,463 --> 00:12:13,299
We can walk you guys down, all chat and
get to know each other a little bit more.

280
00:12:13,366 --> 00:12:15,402
-What do you say?
-All right. Let's go get changed.

281
00:12:15,502 --> 00:12:16,569
[Kyla] Yay!

282
00:12:16,670 --> 00:12:18,571
I love your whole everything, by the way.

283
00:12:18,672 --> 00:12:21,410
-[man chanting]
-[baby crying]

284
00:12:22,709 --> 00:12:24,277
They said this was exclusive.

285
00:12:25,278 --> 00:12:28,448
"An exclusive, luxury experience."
That's what the website said.

286
00:12:28,548 --> 00:12:30,216
This is really gonna bum out the whales.

287
00:12:30,283 --> 00:12:31,785
[Kyla] Baby, this is so gross.

288
00:12:31,885 --> 00:12:34,254
I won't be able to sleep at night
if I know they've gone on this boat.

289
00:12:34,320 --> 00:12:36,489
You guys,
you should just come with us in our boat.

290
00:12:36,589 --> 00:12:38,925
-[Ron] That's a great idea.
-Wait a minute. That boat is yours?

291
00:12:38,992 --> 00:12:41,828
As long as we're staying here it is.
We rented it. What do you say? Our treat.

292
00:12:41,895 --> 00:12:45,310
-I mean, I'm down if you're down.
-[Kyla gasps]

293
00:12:45,131 --> 00:12:46,499
-Yay!
-[chuckling] Oh.

294
00:12:46,566 --> 00:12:47,967
[laughs] Could you give us a second?

295
00:12:48,340 --> 00:12:50,370
-Gonna talk to my lady really quick.
-No problem. Not a problem.

296
00:12:50,437 --> 00:12:51,571
-Be right back.
-See you in a bit.

297
00:12:51,671 --> 00:12:52,839
-Baby.
-Yeah, babe?

298
00:12:54,341 --> 00:12:56,242
How is someone already throwing up?

299
00:12:56,343 --> 00:12:58,945
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
This is not weird to you?

300
00:12:59,450 --> 00:13:00,413
-I mean--
-Don't look. They're not weird?

301
00:13:00,480 --> 00:13:04,718
They're the only people I've ever heard of
to smuggle drugs into Mexico.

302
00:13:04,784 --> 00:13:08,355
-I don't know, baby. Screw it.
-What?

303
00:13:08,455 --> 00:13:10,590
Can we for once, just in our lives,

304
00:13:10,657 --> 00:13:14,361
just say "screw it" to all the plans
and just get on a damn boat?

305
00:13:14,861 --> 00:13:18,398
Look at it. It's kind of amazing.

306
00:13:18,998 --> 00:13:20,567
[scoffs]

307
00:13:20,667 --> 00:13:23,303
Look. The only reason I'm gonna do this
is 'cause I love you.

308
00:13:23,370 --> 00:13:24,404
Mm-hmm.

309
00:13:24,504 --> 00:13:26,600
And it's because you my fiancée now.

310
00:13:26,720 --> 00:13:27,340
-Fiancée?
-Yeah.

311
00:13:27,407 --> 00:13:29,409
-Well, I like the sound of that.
-Yeah.

312
00:13:29,509 --> 00:13:30,343
Mmm.

313
00:13:31,244 --> 00:13:32,779
-We do too.
-Jesus!

314
00:13:32,879 --> 00:13:34,647
-Fiancée.
-[chuckles]

315
00:13:34,748 --> 00:13:37,584
Look, thanks for the offer, okay?
We're-- We're in.

316
00:13:37,650 --> 00:13:39,953
-**** yeah! Yeah!
-Yay! Guys--

317
00:13:40,200 --> 00:13:42,622
[Latin pop music playing]

318
00:13:44,958 --> 00:13:48,528
Goddamn, sailing makes my **** hard.
I'm almost at half-mast.

319
00:13:48,628 --> 00:13:50,997
Okay, man. Where did you learn
to sail a boat like this?

320
00:13:51,640 --> 00:13:52,732
[Ron] I did cleanup work
off Malaysia one summer.

321
00:13:52,832 --> 00:13:54,901
Learn all kinds of stuff
when you're at sea.

322
00:13:55,100 --> 00:13:58,505
Look at that bird. You know I can tell
from here that bird's about to shit.

323
00:13:59,673 --> 00:14:00,674
Watch.

324
00:14:01,508 --> 00:14:02,742
[squawks]

325
00:14:04,210 --> 00:14:05,450
Ugh.

326
00:14:06,312 --> 00:14:09,916
What type of skill set do you gotta have
just to predict when a bird gonna shit?

327
00:14:10,917 --> 00:14:12,218
It's weird, but it's impressive.

328
00:14:12,285 --> 00:14:13,520
I'll take it.

329
00:14:13,620 --> 00:14:15,522
So, you said you were a nurse, right?

330
00:14:15,622 --> 00:14:17,123
No. [laughs]

331
00:14:17,190 --> 00:14:21,895
I am more of, like,
an assistant to Dr. Adolphus.

332
00:14:21,995 --> 00:14:24,640
-Interesting name.
-I know, right?

333
00:14:24,164 --> 00:14:25,965
He's had to change it, like,
a million times

334
00:14:26,320 --> 00:14:28,100
because the Feds are always after him.

335
00:14:28,680 --> 00:14:30,837
But what can I say?
The benefits are really worth it.

336
00:14:31,938 --> 00:14:35,800
-Like what? Good insurance?
-[chuckles]

337
00:14:35,750 --> 00:14:37,444
-Free pills.
-[chuckles]

338
00:14:37,544 --> 00:14:39,279
Hey, Marcus. Want to take her for a spin?

339
00:14:39,379 --> 00:14:42,482
No, I don't-- I don't--
I don't drive boats. I don't sail.

340
00:14:42,582 --> 00:14:44,984
Then who's gonna drive the boat?
'Cause I'm not driving.

341
00:14:45,850 --> 00:14:47,620
-There's no one driving the boat.
-Man, are you out your ****ing mind?

342
00:14:47,687 --> 00:14:49,689
-Hey, man! What's wrong with you?
-Look at you.

343
00:14:49,789 --> 00:14:51,591
-Look at me do what?
-You're driving the boat.

344
00:14:51,658 --> 00:14:52,926
-Who's driving the boat?
-You are.

345
00:14:52,992 --> 00:14:54,728
-I'm driving the boat?
-Scoot over. Scoot over.

346
00:14:55,328 --> 00:14:56,396
Here.

347
00:14:56,996 --> 00:14:57,997
Hands off.

348
00:14:58,640 --> 00:14:59,999
[chuckling] Whoa.

349
00:15:00,660 --> 00:15:01,868
That's a lot smoother
than I thought it was gonna be.

350
00:15:01,968 --> 00:15:03,360
Yeah, man, relax.

351
00:15:03,770 --> 00:15:05,372
Feel the wind in your hair.

352
00:15:05,939 --> 00:15:07,273
We have different hair.

353
00:15:07,374 --> 00:15:09,342
No, it's all good.
I can still feel the wind…

354
00:15:10,210 --> 00:15:11,277
on my face.

355
00:15:11,945 --> 00:15:13,213
[chuckles]

356
00:15:13,279 --> 00:15:14,280
For the captain.

357
00:15:16,983 --> 00:15:17,984
[Marcus] Thanks, man.

358
00:15:19,719 --> 00:15:20,687
[chuckles]

359
00:15:23,423 --> 00:15:24,424
[sighs]

360
00:15:24,491 --> 00:15:25,925
This is living.

361
00:15:26,593 --> 00:15:27,927
Goddamn, I need a tequila.

362
00:15:27,994 --> 00:15:29,290
You want one? I'm pouring.

363
00:15:29,129 --> 00:15:31,197
-Chilled or straight up?
-Yeah, I'll take a tequila.

364
00:15:31,297 --> 00:15:34,167
Nice. Just, uh,
keep an eye out for the rocks.

365
00:15:34,234 --> 00:15:36,403
Yeah, I'll take it on the rocks too.
Thank you.

366
00:15:37,937 --> 00:15:40,340
Oh, yeah. I'm gonna have it chilled
and on the rocks.

367
00:15:40,407 --> 00:15:42,342
It's gonna be extra cold. [laughs]

368
00:15:43,443 --> 00:15:44,277
Hey, baby.

369
00:15:44,878 --> 00:15:45,879
[chuckles]

370
00:15:45,945 --> 00:15:47,647
You feel that?

371
00:15:47,747 --> 00:15:49,883
That's all me, your fiancé.

372
00:15:49,949 --> 00:15:52,552
[chuckles] Captain Marcus.

373
00:15:52,619 --> 00:15:54,621
["Summer Breeze" playing]

374
00:16:07,567 --> 00:16:09,569
-[Ron] Marcus! Marcus!
-[Emily] Oh, my God!

375
00:16:09,669 --> 00:16:11,671
-[Kyla screams]
-[Marcus screams]

376
00:16:13,373 --> 00:16:15,875
[all screaming]

377
00:16:15,942 --> 00:16:18,945
[screaming]

378
00:16:20,380 --> 00:16:22,248
[rescue technician speaking Spanish]

379
00:16:23,616 --> 00:16:24,884
[emergency radio chatter]

380
00:16:26,720 --> 00:16:29,823
Oh, my God, baby.
Baby, I'm so glad you're okay.

381
00:16:29,923 --> 00:16:33,626
Look-- Look, y'all. I'm so--
I'm-- I'm so sorry, okay?

382
00:16:33,693 --> 00:16:36,896
I don't-- I don't know what happened.
I'm usually the careful guy.

383
00:16:36,996 --> 00:16:39,499
-I don't-- I don't even know what to say.
-I do.

384
00:16:42,200 --> 00:16:44,838
[together] That was ****ing awesome!

385
00:16:44,904 --> 00:16:46,390
-[Ron] Oh!
-Whoa.

386
00:16:46,106 --> 00:16:48,341
Y'all not mad at me
for crashing your boat?

387
00:16:48,408 --> 00:16:50,777
Mad? Are you kidding me?
Come on. Nobody's dead, right?

388
00:16:50,877 --> 00:16:52,812
Plus, you guys,
how lame would our story be

389
00:16:52,912 --> 00:16:55,248
if it was just, like,
"a regular old day of sailing"?

390
00:16:55,315 --> 00:16:56,649
-[laughs]
-You flipped a catamaran!

391
00:16:56,750 --> 00:16:58,918
Look, look.
I know that boat cost you a ton of money.

392
00:16:58,985 --> 00:16:59,986
-No, man.
-No.

393
00:17:00,860 --> 00:17:02,255
The rental guy made us sign, like,
a billion papers.

394
00:17:02,322 --> 00:17:04,524
Dude, insurance. He probably made money.

395
00:17:04,624 --> 00:17:06,426
There's nothing wrong with giving back.

396
00:17:06,493 --> 00:17:09,329
No, no, no! Please,
there's gotta be something I can do.

397
00:17:09,396 --> 00:17:12,799
Yeah, there is.
You're buying the first round.

398
00:17:12,866 --> 00:17:13,967
-[Kyla] Whoo!
-[Ron] Yes!

399
00:17:14,340 --> 00:17:16,503
[Kyla whoops]

400
00:17:16,569 --> 00:17:19,272
[Latin hip-hop music playing]

401
00:17:20,540 --> 00:17:21,875
[laughing]

402
00:17:22,842 --> 00:17:24,544
[cheering]

403
00:17:26,613 --> 00:17:28,415
[Ron] Hook me up. Hook me up.

404
00:17:37,190 --> 00:17:39,159
[Ron] There we go. Yeah!

405
00:17:40,160 --> 00:17:42,696
-Come on! Bring it in.
-Whoo!

406
00:17:42,796 --> 00:17:43,797
Drink!

407
00:17:44,831 --> 00:17:46,320
[Kyla] Wahoo!

408
00:17:46,132 --> 00:17:49,200
-Viva la revolución!
-[cheering]

409
00:17:49,903 --> 00:17:51,538
[Ron] Line 'em up! Let's do it!

410
00:17:51,604 --> 00:17:54,107
-Wow. One more?
-[cheering continues]

411
00:17:58,178 --> 00:18:03,316
[all] Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, seis.

412
00:18:03,416 --> 00:18:05,885
Veinticuatro, veinticinco!

413
00:18:05,952 --> 00:18:10,230
Cincuenta y cinco! Come on, baby!
Cien! Cien! Yeah!

414
00:18:10,123 --> 00:18:11,424
-Whoo!
-[screams]

415
00:18:13,493 --> 00:18:15,562
Yo, you're not gonna step in and help?

416
00:18:15,628 --> 00:18:16,629
Her or him?

417
00:18:17,630 --> 00:18:20,166
-[grunts]
-**** you, you baby-faced little *****!

418
00:18:20,266 --> 00:18:21,601
-To any mother****ers here!
-Check.

419
00:18:21,668 --> 00:18:24,170
-[Kyla] I don't care if I kill you!
-[all shouting]

420
00:18:24,270 --> 00:18:25,171
**** you!

421
00:18:25,271 --> 00:18:28,375
-[Ron] Come on!
-[Kyla] Come on, Marcus! Yeah! Come on!

422
00:18:28,475 --> 00:18:29,476
Whoo!

423
00:18:31,311 --> 00:18:33,790
[Kyla, Ron] Whoo!

424
00:18:35,815 --> 00:18:37,500
[cheering]

425
00:18:37,150 --> 00:18:38,718
-Are you kidding me? Come on.
-Hey!

426
00:18:38,785 --> 00:18:40,220
Anybody could do this.

427
00:18:40,286 --> 00:18:42,889
Hey, padre. How much is it
to get somebody in the ring?

428
00:18:42,956 --> 00:18:43,790
Ooh!

429
00:18:44,391 --> 00:18:48,928
No, no, no. No. No, no, no, no.
[grunts] No, no, no.

430
00:18:50,730 --> 00:18:52,232
[grunts]

431
00:18:52,298 --> 00:18:53,967
-[cheering]
-[laughs]

432
00:18:54,340 --> 00:18:55,935
-Yeah!
-[cheering continues]

433
00:18:59,139 --> 00:19:01,908
[Kyla, Emily chanting]

434
00:19:02,800 --> 00:19:04,911
[Kyla, Emily cheering]

435
00:19:05,110 --> 00:19:07,681
[Kyla] Yes! [laughs]

436
00:19:07,747 --> 00:19:11,785
[Emily] It is going to be real hard
to go back to the real world tomorrow.

437
00:19:11,885 --> 00:19:13,787
-I know.
-[groans]

438
00:19:13,887 --> 00:19:16,890
I mean, I'm looking forward to
planning my wedding,

439
00:19:16,189 --> 00:19:17,757
-but it is gonna be a shit show.
-Mmm.

440
00:19:17,857 --> 00:19:20,560
You know, that's exactly why
Ron and I never got hitched.

441
00:19:20,627 --> 00:19:23,830
Oh. I guess-- I guess I just assumed
you guys already were.

442
00:19:23,930 --> 00:19:27,367
No. Spiritually, we've probably been
married six or seven times,

443
00:19:27,467 --> 00:19:29,602
but like "governmentally,"
you know, with the license,

444
00:19:29,669 --> 00:19:31,504
we just never really saw the point.

445
00:19:31,604 --> 00:19:32,772
Not even for kids?

446
00:19:32,839 --> 00:19:34,474
Kids aren't in the cards for us.

447
00:19:34,541 --> 00:19:39,179
I mean, we'd obviously be incredible
parents, but it's not gonna happen.

448
00:19:39,679 --> 00:19:41,681
[laughing]

449
00:19:41,748 --> 00:19:43,350
Would you look at those two?

450
00:19:43,416 --> 00:19:48,388
I mean, 'cause I have never seen Marcus
this relaxed. [chuckles] It's amazing.

451
00:19:48,455 --> 00:19:50,590
-[whispers] Emily.
-What?

452
00:19:51,925 --> 00:19:53,460
I'm Ron's prisoner.

453
00:19:54,227 --> 00:19:55,261
What are you talking about?

454
00:19:55,328 --> 00:19:58,331
I've been trying to find the time to get
you alone, but I haven't been able to.

455
00:19:58,431 --> 00:20:01,434
Emily, he abducted me from a shopping mall
when I was 12.

456
00:20:01,501 --> 00:20:04,370
Okay? He's completely crazy. He has a gun.

457
00:20:04,137 --> 00:20:05,472
-A gun?
-Yeah. Shh.

458
00:20:05,538 --> 00:20:08,875
He's-- He's made me live in a basement.
He's made me eat cat food.

459
00:20:08,975 --> 00:20:11,845
And he makes me go to the bathroom
in a little lawn chair with a hole in it.

460
00:20:11,911 --> 00:20:14,347
-What the hell? Why?
-I need to find a way to get his gun.

461
00:20:14,414 --> 00:20:16,182
-We can't--
-We're not safe!

462
00:20:16,249 --> 00:20:18,251
-What the hell?
-[laughs]

463
00:20:18,351 --> 00:20:20,353
-I got you.
-You were really jok-- You're such--

464
00:20:20,420 --> 00:20:22,255
-You're the worst.
-I just got you.

465
00:20:22,355 --> 00:20:24,391
-[Emily] That was not funny.
-[Kyla] It was really funny.

466
00:20:24,457 --> 00:20:26,726
-I can't believe you…
-Nah, man, I'm sorry. I keep forgetting.

467
00:20:26,793 --> 00:20:29,996
No, you know what?
**** it. Come on. Give it to me.

468
00:20:30,960 --> 00:20:31,431
We're having a good time.

469
00:20:32,932 --> 00:20:34,834
[chuckling]

470
00:20:34,934 --> 00:20:36,603
Yeah. [chuckles]

471
00:20:37,504 --> 00:20:38,938
[sighs]

472
00:20:39,500 --> 00:20:42,842
You know, when we first saw y'all
on this trip, we thought y'all was crazy.

473
00:20:43,843 --> 00:20:46,980
I mean, I was right.
I mean, y'all are, like, ****ing nuts.

474
00:20:47,470 --> 00:20:49,315
-[chuckles]
-But-- But in a good way, man.

475
00:20:50,383 --> 00:20:51,618
I'm glad I met you, Ron.

476
00:20:53,253 --> 00:20:54,254
Like for real.

477
00:20:56,523 --> 00:20:57,757
Put that thing away.

478
00:20:58,558 --> 00:21:00,760
Put what away? What are we doing?

479
00:21:02,462 --> 00:21:03,463
Salaam.

480
00:21:06,733 --> 00:21:09,169
A kiss on the forehead is
the ultimate sign of respect.

481
00:21:09,269 --> 00:21:10,770
I learned that from a sheikh in Kuwait.

482
00:21:10,837 --> 00:21:13,600
A forehead kiss is really intimate.
You know that, right?

483
00:21:13,106 --> 00:21:14,307
Like, I almost proposed to you.

484
00:21:14,374 --> 00:21:16,743
-[laughs]
-[chuckles]

485
00:21:17,711 --> 00:21:19,746
-Nice.
-Mmm.

486
00:21:20,480 --> 00:21:23,490
-Where should I get rid of this then?
-I'll show you.

487
00:21:23,149 --> 00:21:26,386
Hey, ladies. Come here. Check this out.

488
00:21:27,587 --> 00:21:30,957
-Oh, shit, man. What the ****?
-Oh, my God. He really does have a gun.

489
00:21:32,580 --> 00:21:34,600
Yeah, babe. I wouldn't lie about that.

490
00:21:34,127 --> 00:21:36,830
It's a gift from my buddy Charlie.
I take it everywhere.

491
00:21:36,930 --> 00:21:39,990
Man,
you scared the shit out of me with that.

492
00:21:39,165 --> 00:21:40,166
What does this mean?

493
00:21:40,266 --> 00:21:42,200
[Ron] De oppresso liber.

494
00:21:42,102 --> 00:21:45,105
It's a phrase that has special meaning
to people such as myself, Marcus.

495
00:21:45,605 --> 00:21:47,273
A reminder
that a powerful weapon like this

496
00:21:47,340 --> 00:21:49,476
should only be used
when absolutely necessary.

497
00:21:52,178 --> 00:21:54,981
Now, put that bottle on your head.
I'm gonna shoot it off.

498
00:21:55,480 --> 00:21:57,350
-Yes! [grunts]
-Whoo!

499
00:21:57,417 --> 00:22:00,520
No. Hold on one second. Hold on a second.
Guys, no. Seriously, stop playing.

500
00:22:00,587 --> 00:22:02,589
It's fine.
We play this game at home all the time.

501
00:22:02,689 --> 00:22:04,891
Babe, he's not serious.
We been drinking and we been smoking.

502
00:22:04,958 --> 00:22:06,960
-I don't-- No, no, no.
-[screams]

503
00:22:07,600 --> 00:22:08,161
Count it!

504
00:22:08,895 --> 00:22:11,731
What the ****?

505
00:22:11,798 --> 00:22:12,966
You hit the bottle this time!

506
00:22:13,933 --> 00:22:15,368
-[laughs]
-Oh, my God.

507
00:22:15,969 --> 00:22:18,972
[laughing hysterically]

508
00:22:20,106 --> 00:22:22,308
[chuckles] Yes!

509
00:22:22,375 --> 00:22:25,879
[both laughing]

510
00:22:25,979 --> 00:22:27,514
Oh, my God!

511
00:22:28,140 --> 00:22:29,716
-Do me!
-Whoa, wait, what?

512
00:22:29,816 --> 00:22:30,784
Yeah. Your turn, go.

513
00:22:32,886 --> 00:22:33,887
[laughs]

514
00:22:34,788 --> 00:22:36,356
[Marcus] Hey, man, you sure you okay?

515
00:22:36,423 --> 00:22:39,759
[Ron] The bullet just grazed me. I'm not
gonna let a little scratch ruin my night.

516
00:22:39,826 --> 00:22:42,629
I mean, look at the four of us.
This is magical, isn't it?

517
00:22:42,729 --> 00:22:43,763
Mmm.

518
00:22:43,830 --> 00:22:45,598
You know what's crazy, you guys?

519
00:22:46,299 --> 00:22:50,704
Ron and I are the only two people on the
planet that know that y'all are engaged.

520
00:22:50,804 --> 00:22:52,605
Ah, I wish it could stay that way.

521
00:22:53,273 --> 00:22:54,441
I mean, to be honest,

522
00:22:54,507 --> 00:22:57,430
there's a lot of people
that really wouldn't be happy for us.

523
00:22:57,143 --> 00:22:58,144
[together] What?

524
00:22:58,645 --> 00:23:00,580
-Who?
-Look, her dad hates me, y'all. For real.

525
00:23:00,680 --> 00:23:02,816
-[Emily] Okay, not hates.
-What?

526
00:23:02,882 --> 00:23:06,190
He just don't think I'm good enough
to marry his perfect-*** daughter.

527
00:23:06,860 --> 00:23:08,121
-[Emily] Perfect da-- Who? Me?
-[Marcus] Yes, you.

528
00:23:08,221 --> 00:23:10,457
Okay, listen, no.
My dad's a little tough, yes.

529
00:23:10,557 --> 00:23:13,827
I mean, he is the dean
of Emory Business School,

530
00:23:13,927 --> 00:23:15,729
so he's a little traditional.

531
00:23:15,795 --> 00:23:18,980
I literally don't understand
what you're saying right now.

532
00:23:18,164 --> 00:23:19,733
This is Marcus we're talking about!

533
00:23:19,799 --> 00:23:24,437
I know. It's insane! How could anyone not,
like, absolutely love you?

534
00:23:24,504 --> 00:23:25,338
You're the best.

535
00:23:25,438 --> 00:23:26,940
[Marcus] Her father holds
all these things against me.

536
00:23:27,700 --> 00:23:28,475
Like, number one, you know,

537
00:23:28,541 --> 00:23:31,478
he looks down on me because
I had a failed marriage before, right?

538
00:23:31,544 --> 00:23:33,513
Things don't work out. It is what it is.

539
00:23:33,580 --> 00:23:36,916
Number two, he treats me like
I'm some regular construction worker.

540
00:23:37,170 --> 00:23:39,719
I own my own construction company.
I'm my own boss.

541
00:23:39,786 --> 00:23:41,121
This doesn't seem justified.

542
00:23:41,221 --> 00:23:43,890
Yeah, but strike three, I'ma be honest.

543
00:23:43,189 --> 00:23:45,392
I did punch her brother in the face
at her mama's birthday party.

544
00:23:45,458 --> 00:23:46,459
-Got it.
-There's that.

545
00:23:46,559 --> 00:23:49,295
Well, my dad never got to meet Ron.

546
00:23:49,396 --> 00:23:50,663
Oh, no!

547
00:23:50,764 --> 00:23:51,931
Sorry, did he die?

548
00:23:51,998 --> 00:23:54,340
No. San Quentin's just so far.

549
00:23:54,134 --> 00:23:56,870
I got it. Wait, I got it.
I got it. I freaking got it.

550
00:23:56,970 --> 00:23:58,805
-What?
-Do it tonight.

551
00:23:58,872 --> 00:24:00,106
-[Kyla gasps]
-Wait. Do what tonight?

552
00:24:00,173 --> 00:24:02,342
-Get married tonight! Here!
-Get married! Tonight!

553
00:24:02,409 --> 00:24:03,843
Yes! Right! Tonight, you guys!

554
00:24:03,910 --> 00:24:05,578
Wait, why would we do that?

555
00:24:05,679 --> 00:24:07,213
[Ron] You said
your family wouldn't approve.

556
00:24:07,313 --> 00:24:09,582
You'll be surrounded by friends
that love and support you.

557
00:24:09,683 --> 00:24:11,351
-Yeah. [chuckles]
-Friends!

558
00:24:11,418 --> 00:24:12,619
It's a wedding just for you guys.

559
00:24:13,520 --> 00:24:15,121
[Ron] Come on. I know the perfect guy.

560
00:24:15,221 --> 00:24:18,224
[chanting in Mayan]

561
00:24:20,627 --> 00:24:22,462
Baby. Baby,
do you think this is legally binding?

562
00:24:22,562 --> 00:24:25,665
Somehow I don't think so.
But just go with it.

563
00:24:25,765 --> 00:24:27,333
[whispering] You did good, babe.

564
00:24:28,435 --> 00:24:29,669
We did good.

565
00:24:29,769 --> 00:24:31,338
[speaks Mayan]

566
00:24:31,438 --> 00:24:33,373
He's asking if you brought your suku'un.

567
00:24:33,473 --> 00:24:34,374
Wh-What's that?

568
00:24:34,474 --> 00:24:36,476
In Mayan ritual,
suku'un is like your brother.

569
00:24:37,344 --> 00:24:40,800
-Like a spiritual best man.
-Mm-hmm.

570
00:24:41,314 --> 00:24:44,617
Well, I guess you my s-- su-suk--
suku'un? Is that how you say it?

571
00:24:44,718 --> 00:24:48,355
Marcus.
You don't say that if you don't mean it.

572
00:24:49,890 --> 00:24:50,790
I-I-I do mean it.

573
00:24:50,890 --> 00:24:54,327
And, uh, you don't have to be
so intense about it. Just chill out.

574
00:24:54,928 --> 00:24:56,563
[gasps] Wow!

575
00:24:58,431 --> 00:24:59,432
[Kyla sighs]

576
00:25:01,101 --> 00:25:05,171
[chanting continues]

577
00:25:05,271 --> 00:25:07,700
[whispering] I have goose bumps.

578
00:25:20,954 --> 00:25:22,956
[typing]

579
00:25:24,190 --> 00:25:25,158
[cell phone chimes]

580
00:25:26,159 --> 00:25:29,262
Well, looks like you ****ers are married!

581
00:25:29,329 --> 00:25:31,831
[Ron laughs] Yes! Congratulations!

582
00:25:31,931 --> 00:25:34,300
-We did it! You love me!
-We love you guys!

583
00:25:34,367 --> 00:25:36,102
-I love you.
-We love you guys!

584
00:25:36,603 --> 00:25:38,204
Hey. Yo, yo. [speaks Mayan]

585
00:25:38,304 --> 00:25:39,539
Picture, picture, picture.

586
00:25:39,639 --> 00:25:41,441
-[laughs]
-[cheers]

587
00:25:41,508 --> 00:25:44,878
-Yes! Yes! Congratulations!
-Whoo!

588
00:25:44,978 --> 00:25:46,146
[Emily] We did it!

589
00:25:46,212 --> 00:25:47,547
[Kyla] Congrats, you guys!

590
00:25:50,417 --> 00:25:54,387
[Kyla] Ah! Oh, my God. Whoo!

591
00:25:54,454 --> 00:25:55,889
Oh, it's so pretty.

592
00:25:57,223 --> 00:25:58,425
Listen up, world.

593
00:25:58,525 --> 00:26:02,429
Allow me to introduce to you,
for the first time in sacred matrimony,

594
00:26:02,495 --> 00:26:04,230
Marcus and Emily Parker!

595
00:26:04,297 --> 00:26:05,398
-Yeah!
-Whoo!

596
00:26:05,465 --> 00:26:10,360
May this be the worst day
of the rest of your ****ing life!

597
00:26:10,770 --> 00:26:11,771
What?

598
00:26:13,273 --> 00:26:14,240
[laughing] This guy.

599
00:26:15,508 --> 00:26:21,214
You know what, Marcus?
You're right. It's time to live.

600
00:26:21,314 --> 00:26:22,649
-[Emily] What?
-[Ron grunts]

601
00:26:22,716 --> 00:26:23,883
Whoo!

602
00:26:23,983 --> 00:26:24,918
[gasps]

603
00:26:27,530 --> 00:26:28,521
[water splashing]

604
00:26:28,588 --> 00:26:29,823
He's alive.

605
00:26:29,889 --> 00:26:31,910
What?

606
00:26:31,191 --> 00:26:36,730
[Ron] That was incredible!
But, Marcus, do cover your balls!

607
00:26:37,364 --> 00:26:39,566
-I'll do it if you do it.
-Oh, girl, hell no!

608
00:26:39,632 --> 00:26:40,667
[Kyla shrieks]

609
00:26:42,135 --> 00:26:43,136
[gasps]

610
00:26:44,170 --> 00:26:45,171
**** it.

611
00:26:46,239 --> 00:26:47,240
[Emily shrieks]

612
00:26:49,175 --> 00:26:50,276
[water splashing]

613
00:26:51,111 --> 00:26:53,646
[man yodeling]

614
00:26:53,713 --> 00:26:54,714
Pfft.

615
00:26:54,814 --> 00:26:56,282
[laughing]

616
00:26:56,349 --> 00:26:58,685
I'm not doing that shit. [chuckles]

617
00:27:02,255 --> 00:27:03,256
You know something?

618
00:27:03,356 --> 00:27:04,424
[clattering]

619
00:27:05,250 --> 00:27:07,427
[sighs] I am gonna do that shit.

620
00:27:09,950 --> 00:27:10,697
[yodeling continues]

621
00:27:13,833 --> 00:27:14,834
Whoa!

622
00:27:14,934 --> 00:27:17,837
[screaming] **** me!

623
00:27:23,109 --> 00:27:24,811
-[laughing]
-["White Lines (Don't Do It)" playing]

624
00:27:24,878 --> 00:27:27,714
-[Ron] That was awesome!
-[Kyla] Oh, my God. Oh, God!

625
00:27:28,214 --> 00:27:30,150
You guys, let's live here forever!

626
00:27:30,216 --> 00:27:32,218
-Whoo!
-[Marcus laughs] What are you--

627
00:27:33,253 --> 00:27:35,488
[laughing] He's using a corkscrew
on a regular bottle.

628
00:27:35,555 --> 00:27:39,225
That's not a wine bottle, man.
That's not even a cork!

629
00:27:39,292 --> 00:27:40,760
-[laughs]
-Whoa!

630
00:27:40,860 --> 00:27:42,295
My big, sweet dum-dum.

631
00:27:42,395 --> 00:27:43,630
-[Emily] Yeah, true!
-[Marcus] Yep.

632
00:27:43,730 --> 00:27:44,864
[Kyla] Yeah! Yeah!

633
00:27:44,931 --> 00:27:46,366
-[Ron] My **** needs some face time!
-[Kyla] Good.

634
00:27:46,433 --> 00:27:47,434
The room is spinning.

635
00:27:47,500 --> 00:27:48,601
Whoo!

636
00:27:48,668 --> 00:27:51,938
[Ron screams] I feel invincible!

637
00:28:02,182 --> 00:28:04,818
-[Latin pop music playing]
-[Kyla] Whoo! Yeah!

638
00:28:07,887 --> 00:28:08,722
Yeah.

639
00:28:16,796 --> 00:28:17,797
[woman] Housekeeping!

640
00:28:23,603 --> 00:28:24,604
[sighs]

641
00:28:30,477 --> 00:28:31,478
[whispering] Oh, man.

642
00:28:32,545 --> 00:28:34,147
Emily! Ow.

643
00:28:36,883 --> 00:28:40,787
We gonna miss our flight.
We gotta get to the airport! Emily?

644
00:28:41,888 --> 00:28:43,890
What? God.

645
00:28:44,570 --> 00:28:45,558
Make it stop.

646
00:28:47,327 --> 00:28:49,896
Okay, baby. B8, it's right over there.

647
00:28:49,963 --> 00:28:50,797
You good?

648
00:28:50,897 --> 00:28:51,698
I don't know.

649
00:28:51,798 --> 00:28:54,267
-Okay. We're so close.
-[man on PA, indistinct]

650
00:28:54,334 --> 00:28:55,669
[pants, sighs]

651
00:28:55,769 --> 00:28:56,970
[Ron] Hey! Stop that couple!

652
00:28:57,370 --> 00:28:58,538
[Kyla] I think they have a bomb!

653
00:28:58,638 --> 00:29:00,674
[both laughing]

654
00:29:00,740 --> 00:29:01,975
What-- No. No, no, no.

655
00:29:04,310 --> 00:29:05,745
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!

656
00:29:05,845 --> 00:29:08,682
What is wrong with y'all?
Are you crazy? We in an airport!

657
00:29:08,748 --> 00:29:12,118
No, I will not mule your illegal drugs
in my ****!

658
00:29:12,218 --> 00:29:13,219
-[laughs]
-What?

659
00:29:13,920 --> 00:29:15,622
Look around. Nobody cares.

660
00:29:15,722 --> 00:29:18,992
And you guys were so cute and peaceful
this morning. We didn't wanna wake you up.

661
00:29:19,920 --> 00:29:20,427
Hair of the dog?

662
00:29:20,493 --> 00:29:22,429
Oh, I can't even look at another drink.

663
00:29:22,495 --> 00:29:25,331
Sit. Come on. We got shrimp nachos
coming. Leave the heads on down here.

664
00:29:25,432 --> 00:29:27,467
-Oh, God.
-Come on. Sit, please.

665
00:29:27,534 --> 00:29:28,635
[Marcus] Okay, you know something?

666
00:29:28,702 --> 00:29:31,400
-We gonna just head to the gate.
-We gonna go. Yeah.

667
00:29:31,104 --> 00:29:33,730
-No! Whoa, whoa.
-No, no, no. Whoa, whoa.

668
00:29:33,173 --> 00:29:36,643
Guys. We gotta do this again. The four
of us are too good together not to!

669
00:29:36,710 --> 00:29:40,180
Yes! Oh, my God. You guys should come out
for the Oregon State Fair next month!

670
00:29:40,246 --> 00:29:44,500
Yeah! It's in Oregon. We go every year.
Last year, we took a double dose of DMT.

671
00:29:44,117 --> 00:29:46,219
Yeah, don't worry. It's all natural.

672
00:29:46,286 --> 00:29:48,722
It's just the chemical your brain releases
when you die.

673
00:29:48,788 --> 00:29:50,423
-[Marcus] Oh, yeah.
-Okay.

674
00:29:50,490 --> 00:29:51,424
Sounds fun.

675
00:29:51,491 --> 00:29:52,992
Great. Give us your number.

676
00:29:54,561 --> 00:29:57,230
Oh, wait-- Baby, you go--
You got my phone?

677
00:29:57,297 --> 00:29:58,698
[Marcus] 'Cause I didn't--

678
00:29:58,798 --> 00:29:59,632
Your phone broke.

679
00:29:59,699 --> 00:30:01,201
-Her phone broke and then my--
-Oh, my God.

680
00:30:01,301 --> 00:30:03,870
I had a phone, but we'll take
your information. How about that?

681
00:30:03,970 --> 00:30:05,605
-Oh, my God. Yes! Yes.
-Yeah! Of course.

682
00:30:05,672 --> 00:30:06,906
-Baby. Give them your card.
-I got one.

683
00:30:07,700 --> 00:30:08,541
He has very fancy business cards.

684
00:30:08,641 --> 00:30:09,743
-[Ron] Yeah. There you go!
-[Emily] Wow.

685
00:30:09,843 --> 00:30:12,120
So, when you call that,
that's gonna ring in the ranger's station.

686
00:30:12,780 --> 00:30:13,580
Then somebody comes to get me
outta the cave.

687
00:30:13,680 --> 00:30:15,915
Oh, before I forget,
let me give your sunglasses back.

688
00:30:16,160 --> 00:30:17,350
No, man. Keep 'em.

689
00:30:18,451 --> 00:30:20,186
Why you want me to keep 'em?
They're yours.

690
00:30:20,253 --> 00:30:21,521
No, they're ours.

691
00:30:21,588 --> 00:30:22,789
[shaman chanting]

692
00:30:22,889 --> 00:30:26,459
You guys are in our lives now.
Nothing's ever gonna change that.

693
00:30:26,559 --> 00:30:27,827
[Marcus] Yeah. You know--

694
00:30:27,927 --> 00:30:30,497
It would be nice if, you know,
you keep what--

695
00:30:30,597 --> 00:30:34,340
what happened here… here.

696
00:30:34,134 --> 00:30:35,135
Marcus,

697
00:30:35,201 --> 00:30:38,204
if you're worried about the catamaran,
don't worry about it. I got you, dude.

698
00:30:38,304 --> 00:30:41,410
Care about the boat? I'm talking about
everything-- I'm talkin' about all of it.

699
00:30:41,141 --> 00:30:43,543
Are you kidding?
I'm gonna remember this week forever.

700
00:30:43,643 --> 00:30:44,711
[Marcus] What? Oh.

701
00:30:45,679 --> 00:30:49,449
It's been so special.
I love, love, love, love, love, love you.

702
00:30:54,421 --> 00:30:56,222
-Bring it in.
-Oh. Mmm.

703
00:30:56,289 --> 00:30:57,624
Get in here.

704
00:30:58,324 --> 00:31:00,827
-Okay. [chuckles]
-[Kyla] Oh.

705
00:31:00,927 --> 00:31:04,497
Marcus. Thank you so much
for being so cool about everything.

706
00:31:05,932 --> 00:31:07,100
About what?

707
00:31:07,667 --> 00:31:08,868
Last night.

708
00:31:10,537 --> 00:31:15,308
Marcus, it was life-changing.

709
00:31:18,110 --> 00:31:21,414
Okay. Baby, we should go. [chuckles]
Farewell. Take care.

710
00:31:21,514 --> 00:31:22,949
-[Kyla] Oh, no.
-Let's go.

711
00:31:23,490 --> 00:31:24,751
-[chuckles]
-See you guys later.

712
00:31:24,851 --> 00:31:27,454
-[Kyla] We love you guys.
-Hey, somebody stop those two!

713
00:31:27,554 --> 00:31:30,790
I think I see some human trafficking!
[chuckles]

714
00:31:30,890 --> 00:31:33,960
Hey. Why did you say see you later?
That leaves the door open.

715
00:31:34,600 --> 00:31:36,262
I don't know. I was trying to be vague.

716
00:31:36,796 --> 00:31:39,199
And who says "farewell"?
What are you? Othello?

717
00:31:39,299 --> 00:31:41,634
Farewell sounds final, okay?

718
00:31:41,701 --> 00:31:43,636
I don't wanna see those freaks again.
Do you?

719
00:31:43,703 --> 00:31:45,505
I don't know. They were kinda fun.

720
00:31:45,605 --> 00:31:47,807
Yes, on vacation. Not in the real world.

721
00:31:47,874 --> 00:31:50,477
But they did loosen us up a little bit.

722
00:31:50,543 --> 00:31:53,313
Yes,
they may have loosened us up a little bit,

723
00:31:53,380 --> 00:31:54,848
but speaking of gettin' loose.

724
00:31:55,915 --> 00:31:57,884
Do you remember anything
that happened last night?

725
00:32:00,220 --> 00:32:03,323
Mm-mmm.
After the ceremony, it was all a blur.

726
00:32:03,823 --> 00:32:06,459
But-- But was it
that type of blur that, um--

727
00:32:06,559 --> 00:32:09,796
That some moments are, like--
like, insanely clear?

728
00:32:09,896 --> 00:32:11,164
[Emily] Hmm.

729
00:32:12,165 --> 00:32:13,767
You know, now that you mention it.

730
00:32:15,602 --> 00:32:17,771
No, all a blur.

731
00:32:19,639 --> 00:32:23,877
Oh. Well, it was a--
It's all a blur for me too. [chuckles]

732
00:32:23,977 --> 00:32:26,179
There's nothing clearly I remember at all.

733
00:32:26,246 --> 00:32:27,514
[chuckles]

734
00:32:27,580 --> 00:32:28,748
'Cause I'm asking you.

735
00:32:29,749 --> 00:32:32,519
Maybe it's for the best.
You got your ticket out? We're boarding.

736
00:32:37,824 --> 00:32:40,160
[woman on PA, indistinct]

737
00:32:45,498 --> 00:32:47,133
-[whirring]
-[truck beeping]

738
00:32:49,102 --> 00:32:51,304
Now, look. Whenever we off-load materials
on the site,

739
00:32:51,371 --> 00:32:53,740
what we do is, we log on here
and put it on this spreadsheet.

740
00:32:53,840 --> 00:32:55,709
This is the way we keep tabs
with the inventory.

741
00:32:55,809 --> 00:32:58,411
Yeah, but why can't we just write it
in the book like we used to?

742
00:32:58,511 --> 00:33:01,414
The problem is, I can't log on to a book
when I'm in Atlanta, right?

743
00:33:01,514 --> 00:33:04,840
I need to be on the cloud
so I can see what you clowns are doing.

744
00:33:04,184 --> 00:33:05,752
It's almost like you don't trust us.

745
00:33:05,852 --> 00:33:08,288
It's almost like
I don't trust y'all anymore? [chuckles]

746
00:33:08,388 --> 00:33:10,590
Guess what?
I do trust y'all, to screw shit up.

747
00:33:10,657 --> 00:33:12,258
That's why I'm only gone for a week.

748
00:33:12,325 --> 00:33:14,260
Oh, I can **** a lot of shit up in a week.

749
00:33:14,327 --> 00:33:15,795
I 100% believe that. You s--

750
00:33:15,895 --> 00:33:18,164
Yo, Marcus.
Fred and Enzo are fighting again.

751
00:33:18,264 --> 00:33:19,799
What? [groans] Damn it.

752
00:33:20,633 --> 00:33:23,136
-Let's go. Hands up. Let's go.
-You think I'm scared of you, bro?

753
00:33:23,203 --> 00:33:26,306
I ain't scared of you. Think I'm playing
with you? I ain't playing with you.

754
00:33:26,373 --> 00:33:27,207
Cut it out!

755
00:33:27,307 --> 00:33:29,209
Stop it! Okay, what is this all about?

756
00:33:29,309 --> 00:33:30,343
He's trying to steal my shit.

757
00:33:30,410 --> 00:33:31,978
**** you. I had this crane booked.

758
00:33:32,450 --> 00:33:33,680
You should have logged it
in the spreadsheet.

759
00:33:33,747 --> 00:33:35,782
You just learned
about spreadsheets, okay? Chill.

760
00:33:35,882 --> 00:33:38,752
Why y'all arguing about a damn crane?
One of y'all could use the sidelifter.

761
00:33:38,852 --> 00:33:39,853
This one's special.

762
00:33:42,880 --> 00:33:43,890
[Marcus] What you mean this one is--

763
00:33:43,957 --> 00:33:45,625
[laughing]

764
00:33:45,725 --> 00:33:47,394
You gotta be kiddin' me. Come on, now.

765
00:33:47,460 --> 00:33:48,895
It's a Hugo Boss.

766
00:33:48,962 --> 00:33:52,599
We were thinking Vera Wang, but decided
this one's better for your build.

767
00:33:52,665 --> 00:33:53,600
Hey, man.

768
00:33:53,666 --> 00:33:55,350
Wow, look at this.

769
00:33:55,135 --> 00:33:56,469
Yo, this is dope, man.

770
00:33:56,536 --> 00:33:59,339
Like, honestly, thank y'all.
I really appreciate this.

771
00:33:59,439 --> 00:34:02,750
And look, y'all-- Y'all do understand why
you can't come to the wedding, right?

772
00:34:02,175 --> 00:34:04,411
Yeah. You're embarrassed by us.

773
00:34:04,511 --> 00:34:07,180
-No. Have you met her parents?
-No, because you won't let us.

774
00:34:07,247 --> 00:34:08,748
Okay, look, if it was up to me,

775
00:34:08,848 --> 00:34:11,618
I would invite every last one of y'all
to the wedding, but I can't.

776
00:34:11,718 --> 00:34:13,353
Her parents said
they just want family there.

777
00:34:13,420 --> 00:34:14,954
They want it to be really intimate.

778
00:34:15,550 --> 00:34:18,910
[big band music playing]

779
00:34:18,158 --> 00:34:19,626
[Marcus] Baby, what is this?

780
00:34:19,726 --> 00:34:21,795
What happened to intimate?
Who's all these people?

781
00:34:22,395 --> 00:34:25,999
As far as I'm concerned,
we got married in a Mexican cave.

782
00:34:26,700 --> 00:34:28,201
So if you wanna bail, I'm down.

783
00:34:28,301 --> 00:34:30,337
Really? We can-- We can do that?

784
00:34:30,437 --> 00:34:32,105
Mm-mmm. No, we can't.

785
00:34:34,140 --> 00:34:35,141
[music ends]

786
00:34:35,208 --> 00:34:37,310
[chattering]

787
00:34:37,377 --> 00:34:39,679
Oh, there they are.

788
00:34:39,746 --> 00:34:43,116
Marcus,
I am so glad that you're finally here.

789
00:34:43,216 --> 00:34:44,584
Hey. Good seeing you too. [chuckles]

790
00:34:44,684 --> 00:34:47,954
And look at my girl. [chuckles] Oh.

791
00:34:48,540 --> 00:34:50,390
Please tell me
that you brought the dress I sent you.

792
00:34:50,457 --> 00:34:53,126
You only texted me about it
a million times. Yes, Mom, I did.

793
00:34:53,226 --> 00:34:54,940
-Oh, good.
-[Emily] Yes.

794
00:34:54,160 --> 00:34:58,640
Well, I want you all to remember
that this weekend is all about you.

795
00:34:58,131 --> 00:35:00,767
So I want you to have fun.

796
00:35:00,834 --> 00:35:02,302
Enjoy yourselves.

797
00:35:02,369 --> 00:35:05,500
Just remember to work the room
while everyone's here

798
00:35:05,105 --> 00:35:06,973
starting with Grandma Phyllis.

799
00:35:07,907 --> 00:35:09,976
[footsteps departing]

800
00:35:11,578 --> 00:35:14,814
Baby, is she sleeping with her eyes open?

801
00:35:15,915 --> 00:35:16,750
[Emily] Grandma.

802
00:35:17,384 --> 00:35:18,385
Grandma.

803
00:35:18,952 --> 00:35:20,420
-[whispering] Grandma.
-[wheezes]

804
00:35:20,520 --> 00:35:23,890
Oh, Emily. Is that you?

805
00:35:23,957 --> 00:35:25,258
Yeah, Grandma.

806
00:35:25,325 --> 00:35:26,659
Marcus, say hi.

807
00:35:28,261 --> 00:35:29,950
[loudly] Hi.

808
00:35:29,162 --> 00:35:32,165
Okay. Hey, Grandma,
why don't I go get you some tea?

809
00:35:32,932 --> 00:35:34,367
I'm-- I'm her fiancé, Marcus.

810
00:35:34,467 --> 00:35:35,869
[Emily] She's not deaf, Marcus.

811
00:35:35,969 --> 00:35:38,772
She didn't wake up.
You said her name five times. I don't--

812
00:35:40,340 --> 00:35:42,542
-[woman] Hey, girl.
-[man] Oh, my princess.

813
00:35:42,642 --> 00:35:44,344
-Oh.
-Hey.

814
00:35:44,411 --> 00:35:45,712
-[man] How are you?
-[Emily] I'm good.

815
00:35:45,812 --> 00:35:46,813
[man] Okay, okay.

816
00:35:52,886 --> 00:35:54,220
Marcus.

817
00:35:58,458 --> 00:35:59,459
Meet my colleagues.

818
00:35:59,559 --> 00:36:02,395
This is Albert Kim.
He's chair of our Public Policy program.

819
00:36:02,462 --> 00:36:06,990
And this is Dr. Gloria Alvarez.
She's head of Business Law.

820
00:36:06,833 --> 00:36:11,370
And this is, uh, Marcus.
He's a construction worker.

821
00:36:11,871 --> 00:36:13,730
It's nice to meet you.

822
00:36:14,908 --> 00:36:18,712
Well, Marcus, uh… welcome to your wedding.

823
00:36:18,812 --> 00:36:21,381
Thanks for putting everything together.
I really appreciate this.

824
00:36:21,448 --> 00:36:23,116
I just sign the checks.

825
00:36:23,216 --> 00:36:24,718
[chuckles]

826
00:36:24,784 --> 00:36:28,588
[sighs] Well,
I suppose I put this off long enough.

827
00:36:30,724 --> 00:36:34,794
Now, these rings were passed on to me
by my grandparents,

828
00:36:34,894 --> 00:36:39,666
so forgive me for being just
a little uneasy handing them over to…

829
00:36:41,267 --> 00:36:42,268
[sighs]

830
00:36:42,335 --> 00:36:43,937
…well, you.

831
00:36:45,805 --> 00:36:47,400
[Marcus] Wow, this, um--

832
00:36:47,140 --> 00:36:48,641
This actually means a lot.

833
00:36:48,708 --> 00:36:51,344
And you can trust me.
I promise you, I'll take care of these.

834
00:36:51,411 --> 00:36:55,150
I hope so. Those represent a commitment
to my daughter.

835
00:36:55,810 --> 00:36:58,585
And I hope you take this far more
seriously than you did your last marriage.

836
00:36:59,185 --> 00:37:01,521
What makes you think I didn't take
my last marriage seriously?

837
00:37:01,588 --> 00:37:03,490
Damn, son. This some fancy shit.

838
00:37:03,590 --> 00:37:07,327
You done come a long way from drinkin' 40s
on the stoop with little Jay and Reggie.

839
00:37:07,427 --> 00:37:10,630
-Oh, stop. [laughs]
-Hey.

840
00:37:10,130 --> 00:37:14,267
Ooh, I'm so glad to be out that car.
Your father farting the whole way.

841
00:37:14,334 --> 00:37:16,770
[father]
You know I got the diverticulitis.

842
00:37:16,836 --> 00:37:20,507
Anyway, good to see you, Harry.
We brought you a little something.

843
00:37:20,573 --> 00:37:21,641
Oh, thank you.

844
00:37:21,708 --> 00:37:25,845
Yeah, that's not the regular Hennessy.
That's VSOP, $71.

845
00:37:25,912 --> 00:37:27,247
[mother] Yeah, that was a set.

846
00:37:27,347 --> 00:37:28,848
It came with two glasses,

847
00:37:28,915 --> 00:37:32,285
but we kept those 'cause we thought
you had glasses. [laughs]

848
00:37:32,385 --> 00:37:36,890
I think I see the councilman.
I should go say hello.

849
00:37:36,189 --> 00:37:37,257
-Oh. Yeah.
-I like that jacket.

850
00:37:37,323 --> 00:37:38,158
Yeah.

851
00:37:38,258 --> 00:37:40,930
And tell the councilman I say hi too.

852
00:37:40,160 --> 00:37:41,561
[laughing]

853
00:37:42,429 --> 00:37:44,464
Hey! Look, look.
Can y'all class it up a little bit?

854
00:37:44,564 --> 00:37:45,832
-I told you--
-What's your problem?

855
00:37:45,932 --> 00:37:47,967
We're just two men
having a conversation about cognac.

856
00:37:48,340 --> 00:37:50,203
No, I told you to put
the two glasses in there.

857
00:37:50,303 --> 00:37:51,504
-No.
-Hey.

858
00:37:51,604 --> 00:37:53,506
Look here. It's not about the glasses.

859
00:37:53,573 --> 00:37:56,810
You talked about farting.
Nobody care about Dad's gas like that.

860
00:37:56,876 --> 00:37:59,212
And, Dad, you can't tell nobody
how much you spent on the gift.

861
00:37:59,312 --> 00:38:00,914
What's the point in spending
so much money then?

862
00:38:01,140 --> 00:38:03,883
-How about this. Go-- Go get some food.
-[mother] Mmm.

863
00:38:03,950 --> 00:38:06,419
It is so much food over there.
Y'all should go eat.

864
00:38:06,519 --> 00:38:08,540
-Well, let me just say this.
-Uh-oh.

865
00:38:08,121 --> 00:38:12,659
We will not talk to anyone else this
entire weekend if that's what you want.

866
00:38:12,759 --> 00:38:14,494
If that's what you want.
I'm not gonna embarrass you.

867
00:38:14,594 --> 00:38:15,962
-Ma, no.
-[father] See what you gone done?

868
00:38:16,620 --> 00:38:18,798
Believe me. We're not hungry.
We not gonna eat any of your food.

869
00:38:18,865 --> 00:38:21,267
-Ma. I know y'all hungry.
-You done messed up, boy.

870
00:38:21,334 --> 00:38:23,703
-Dad-- Could you talk to her for me?
-No, sir.

871
00:38:23,803 --> 00:38:24,804
Ma-- Ma.

872
00:38:24,871 --> 00:38:26,139
[jazz music playing]

873
00:38:26,206 --> 00:38:28,742
[chattering]

874
00:38:28,842 --> 00:38:30,643
-…not us.
-[laughs]

875
00:38:30,710 --> 00:38:33,246
-[sighs] You ready? Here we go.
-[man] Ladies and gentlemen,

876
00:38:33,346 --> 00:38:39,853
may I please present to you the bride
and groom-to-be, Emily and Marcus!

877
00:38:39,919 --> 00:38:42,255
[applause, cheering]

878
00:38:44,391 --> 00:38:45,759
-Oh, good. Aw.
-You…

879
00:38:48,161 --> 00:38:49,963
How you doing?
Could I get a double scotch, please?

880
00:38:50,630 --> 00:38:51,798
-Of course.
-Hope you didn't order the punch.

881
00:38:51,865 --> 00:38:54,501
Get it? 'Cause you punched me.

882
00:38:57,671 --> 00:38:59,500
[chuckles]

883
00:38:59,105 --> 00:39:01,740
Brother-in-law. Hey, Gabe.

884
00:39:01,174 --> 00:39:03,510
Hey. You see this?

885
00:39:03,576 --> 00:39:07,480
Just know that this thing right here
could kill you in 32 different ways,

886
00:39:07,547 --> 00:39:09,783
and there's not a goddamn thing
you could do about it.

887
00:39:09,883 --> 00:39:13,119
Okay, man. What you-- What?
You been working out or somethin'?

888
00:39:13,219 --> 00:39:14,540
Nope.

889
00:39:15,555 --> 00:39:16,623
Yes. A little--

890
00:39:16,723 --> 00:39:17,724
Whatever. Listen.

891
00:39:17,791 --> 00:39:20,593
Just know that if you come at me
with another sucker punch,

892
00:39:20,660 --> 00:39:22,950
I'ma be ready for it this time.

893
00:39:22,162 --> 00:39:24,297
Gabe… [chuckles]
…I didn't sucker punch you.

894
00:39:24,397 --> 00:39:26,833
You was acting like a crazy person
over a flag football game.

895
00:39:26,933 --> 00:39:27,767
Yeah. Right.

896
00:39:27,834 --> 00:39:31,371
You came in my face,
and you kept saying, "Punch me."

897
00:39:31,471 --> 00:39:34,700
-Yeah, because I didn't think you'd do it.
-Well, I did it, okay?

898
00:39:34,740 --> 00:39:38,478
And I'm sorry. I've apologized to you
a thousand times. Can't we just move on?

899
00:39:38,545 --> 00:39:40,213
-Put the past in the past, right?
-Yes.

900
00:39:40,313 --> 00:39:41,548
-Forget it.
-Forget about it.

901
00:39:41,614 --> 00:39:44,417
Yeah. Just-- Oh, but just in case
you get any ideas, I brought a friend.

902
00:39:44,517 --> 00:39:46,786
He owns a dojo where I train.
His name's Bennett.

903
00:39:46,886 --> 00:39:48,955
Bennett! Come here. Meet this guy.

904
00:39:49,550 --> 00:39:52,926
Oh, shit. There he is.

905
00:39:52,992 --> 00:39:54,994
-Marcus.
-Nice to meet you.

906
00:39:55,962 --> 00:39:57,831
-[Gabe] Yeah.
-Why's he here?

907
00:39:57,931 --> 00:40:00,867
Some people like to have friends
at life-changing events.

908
00:40:00,967 --> 00:40:02,435
-That's it.
-That's it.

909
00:40:02,502 --> 00:40:05,380
You would know if you had any friends.

910
00:40:05,138 --> 00:40:07,841
If you did, my mom and dad wouldn't
have forced me to be your best man.

911
00:40:07,907 --> 00:40:09,576
First of all, I don't like you.

912
00:40:09,676 --> 00:40:12,780
And I don't want you to be my best man
anyway, all right?

913
00:40:12,178 --> 00:40:15,150
I have great friends--
I have amazing friends, all right?

914
00:40:15,810 --> 00:40:17,217
You can't even handle any
of my friends. Okay?

915
00:40:18,852 --> 00:40:22,589
[guests scream, gasp]

916
00:40:22,689 --> 00:40:23,823
[murmuring]

917
00:40:23,923 --> 00:40:25,291
What the hell is that?

918
00:40:26,659 --> 00:40:30,230
[shaman chanting]

919
00:40:31,931 --> 00:40:33,333
Oh, uh…

920
00:40:38,380 --> 00:40:39,339
Don't be alarmed--

921
00:40:39,439 --> 00:40:40,740
-Hey.
-Hi, yeah! Just a thing.

922
00:40:40,840 --> 00:40:43,710
You son of a *****!
You said we were best friends.

923
00:40:43,810 --> 00:40:47,647
[Kyla] Yeah, the hell? You ******. How
could you not invite us to your wedding?

924
00:40:47,714 --> 00:40:49,115
That's, like, ****ed up!

925
00:40:51,451 --> 00:40:53,286
[both laughing]

926
00:40:53,386 --> 00:40:56,289
-[Kyla] Oh, my God! You look amazing.
-[Ron] Good to see you, man.

927
00:40:56,389 --> 00:40:59,559
-You look so gorgeous. Are you so excited?
-You been working out? Look at you.

928
00:40:59,626 --> 00:41:01,795
-I mean-- And you. You look…
-[Kyla] Oh, my sweetheart!

929
00:41:01,895 --> 00:41:05,665
You guys smell the same. You smell
the same. Oh! I wanna kiss you!

930
00:41:05,765 --> 00:41:07,200
What's-- What's-- What's goin' on here?

931
00:41:07,300 --> 00:41:08,802
-[chuckles]
-Oh, uh…

932
00:41:08,868 --> 00:41:10,670
-We lost the brakes around Marietta.
-Yeah.

933
00:41:10,770 --> 00:41:13,390
E-brake did the yeoman's work till
right about now.

934
00:41:13,139 --> 00:41:15,408
Yo, chief!
Just in case you need to move it.

935
00:41:15,508 --> 00:41:17,377
-[Kyla] Thank you.
-[chuckles]

936
00:41:17,477 --> 00:41:22,449
So, I think what Marcus is trying to ask
is what-- What are you two doing here?

937
00:41:22,549 --> 00:41:26,619
Oh! Well, you guys, we were so confused
why you didn't call after México.

938
00:41:26,720 --> 00:41:27,721
I mean, come on.

939
00:41:27,787 --> 00:41:31,910
We were literally sitting by the phone
for a week being like, "What?" [chuckles]

940
00:41:31,157 --> 00:41:34,627
But it was my bad.
'Cause the card I gave you. Old card.

941
00:41:34,728 --> 00:41:37,130
-You had no way to call.
-[Kyla] We did a little Internet stalking.

942
00:41:37,230 --> 00:41:40,967
Then we found out you guys were registered
at Williams-Sonoma in beautiful Atlanta.

943
00:41:41,340 --> 00:41:42,350
From there, it was easy.

944
00:41:42,135 --> 00:41:44,270
Hit every wedding in Atlanta,
starting with downtown,

945
00:41:44,337 --> 00:41:45,939
working our way out in concentric circles.

946
00:41:46,600 --> 00:41:49,309
Classic circle sweep maneuver. Same thing
I use to find lost kids in the cave.

947
00:41:49,376 --> 00:41:51,770
This time you weren't too late, sweetie.

948
00:41:51,177 --> 00:41:53,747
Hey, man. Get me up to speed.
What do you need from your best man?

949
00:41:53,847 --> 00:41:54,814
[Kyla] Yay!

950
00:41:54,881 --> 00:41:56,490
Best-- Best man?

951
00:41:56,116 --> 00:41:59,520
Yeah. I mean, remember the shaman?

952
00:41:59,886 --> 00:42:00,720
I'm your suku'un.

953
00:42:02,622 --> 00:42:03,623
Ah!

954
00:42:03,723 --> 00:42:05,625
I do remember that, and, you know,

955
00:42:06,292 --> 00:42:07,727
and I couldn't--

956
00:42:07,794 --> 00:42:09,129
Because we couldn't reach you.

957
00:42:09,229 --> 00:42:10,497
[Marcus] We couldn't reach you.
I couldn't call you.

958
00:42:10,597 --> 00:42:12,465
-We were trying, but I was like…
-We were try-- We tried.

959
00:42:12,532 --> 00:42:14,834
…"If you'd like to make a call…"
Like, I'm trying to!

960
00:42:14,934 --> 00:42:17,170
-Wow, okay.
-So I had to get another best man.

961
00:42:17,270 --> 00:42:18,171
-[sighs] Yeah.
-Sorry.

962
00:42:18,271 --> 00:42:20,730
-What?
-What?

963
00:42:20,173 --> 00:42:21,574
-Who?
-My brother.

964
00:42:21,675 --> 00:42:22,842
-Yeah.
-Her-- her brother.

965
00:42:22,909 --> 00:42:25,780
They are practically best friends.
Like, he loves him.

966
00:42:25,178 --> 00:42:27,814
And, you know,
we decided to do family-style.

967
00:42:27,881 --> 00:42:29,783
-Family. Keep it in the fam. [chuckles]
-[Emily] Mm-hmm. So…

968
00:42:29,883 --> 00:42:34,287
Two suku'uns.
I'll consult the sacred text. [mumbles]

969
00:42:34,387 --> 00:42:35,922
-Okay, look. Look, I get it, right?
-[Emily sighs]

970
00:42:36,220 --> 00:42:38,992
You guys came all the way here,
and, you know, it took a long trip,

971
00:42:39,920 --> 00:42:42,950
and you-- you drove through a gate,
which is crazy, right?

972
00:42:42,162 --> 00:42:45,131
'Cause who gonna pay for that? Who?
'Cause that's not in the insurance.

973
00:42:45,198 --> 00:42:48,100
But that's besides the point.
The wedding is all full, man.

974
00:42:48,101 --> 00:42:49,669
It ain't-- it ain't no more room.

975
00:42:49,769 --> 00:42:51,705
-Nope. No. Like--
-And ain't nowhere to stay.

976
00:42:51,805 --> 00:42:54,974
Oh, who cares? We'll shack up
with you guys, Mexico-style!

977
00:42:55,410 --> 00:42:56,743
Come on, you guys. Have you met us?

978
00:42:56,843 --> 00:42:59,312
We're so quiet.
Honestly, if we were sharing the same room

979
00:42:59,379 --> 00:43:02,480
and you guys were doing
your little freaky, ***ual… [babbles]

980
00:43:02,115 --> 00:43:03,850
…****fest post-nups--

981
00:43:03,917 --> 00:43:06,190
-Excuse me.
-Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

982
00:43:06,860 --> 00:43:07,287
Is that your truck?

983
00:43:07,954 --> 00:43:10,900
I'm sorry. This is a private event.

984
00:43:10,190 --> 00:43:13,326
It's cool. We know the bride and groom.
And you are?

985
00:43:13,927 --> 00:43:15,610
I'm Harold Conway.

986
00:43:15,128 --> 00:43:16,262
That's my father.

987
00:43:16,329 --> 00:43:17,831
Oh, my gosh! Shut up.

988
00:43:17,931 --> 00:43:21,434
You're such a cutie. I feel like
I'm meeting a literal celebrity.

989
00:43:21,501 --> 00:43:23,436
Hi. [chuckles] Okay!

990
00:43:23,503 --> 00:43:24,704
He's icy.

991
00:43:24,804 --> 00:43:28,475
I'm Ron. This is Kyla.
Met these two animals down in Mexico.

992
00:43:28,541 --> 00:43:31,378
Got to know each other.
Intimately. [chuckles]

993
00:43:31,478 --> 00:43:32,979
He didn't mean intimately. He meant…

994
00:43:33,460 --> 00:43:35,348
Are you wearing a military dress uniform?

995
00:43:35,415 --> 00:43:38,418
Oh. The buttons! [chuckles]
The buttons gave it away.

996
00:43:38,518 --> 00:43:40,720
And you are aware
that it's a federal offense

997
00:43:40,787 --> 00:43:42,789
to impersonate a member
of the US military?

998
00:43:42,889 --> 00:43:44,891
-Yes, I am.
-Then why are you wearing it?

999
00:43:48,161 --> 00:43:51,998
It's mine. I was in the Army.
I was a Green Beret.

1000
00:43:52,980 --> 00:43:53,533
[Harold] Green Beret?

1001
00:43:54,467 --> 00:43:55,468
Coin check.

1002
00:43:59,939 --> 00:44:01,875
I haven't been coin checked in forever.

1003
00:44:07,180 --> 00:44:08,715
[chuckling] I'll be damned.

1004
00:44:09,716 --> 00:44:11,584
[chuckling] No way! What?

1005
00:44:12,452 --> 00:44:15,188
[Harold] What a treat. [laughs]

1006
00:44:15,255 --> 00:44:18,910
-Please, come on and join us.
-Okay. Wait. Harold, they can't stay.

1007
00:44:18,158 --> 00:44:19,592
-Right?
-Daddy, that's what you told us.

1008
00:44:19,659 --> 00:44:20,660
It's all full, right?

1009
00:44:21,294 --> 00:44:23,496
We Green Berets always have
each other's back.

1010
00:44:23,596 --> 00:44:24,597
Aw, yay!

1011
00:44:24,664 --> 00:44:26,666
-Where did you serve, son?
-Four years in Saudi.

1012
00:44:26,766 --> 00:44:28,168
Well, I was five in Laos.

1013
00:44:28,268 --> 00:44:30,370
No shit.
Heard you guys had to put jimmy hats

1014
00:44:30,470 --> 00:44:32,205
-on the barrels of your M16s!
-Oh, my God, man.

1015
00:44:32,305 --> 00:44:34,641
They were so jam prone, we had to.
We didn't have the…

1016
00:44:35,208 --> 00:44:38,745
How in the hell did they let that maniac
in the military?

1017
00:44:38,845 --> 00:44:40,747
He's the most irresponsible person
I've ever met.

1018
00:44:40,847 --> 00:44:42,515
And somehow, he is charming my dad.

1019
00:44:42,582 --> 00:44:45,218
And then Charlie says,
"Take your fist out of there!"

1020
00:44:45,285 --> 00:44:47,620
This is only happening because you said,
"See you later."

1021
00:44:47,721 --> 00:44:50,423
I said it without meaning it,
like any decent person would.

1022
00:44:50,490 --> 00:44:52,759
Damn it, look now. Now he did it--
Now he even got to your mama.

1023
00:44:52,826 --> 00:44:55,328
-Oh, no, no.
-Look at your mom. She's smiling.

1024
00:44:56,329 --> 00:44:58,264
-Oh, shit.
-[shaman chanting]

1025
00:44:58,331 --> 00:45:00,333
What if he tells them
about our Mayan wedding?

1026
00:45:01,267 --> 00:45:04,838
Oh, no, no, no.
What if he say anything about this trip?

1027
00:45:04,938 --> 00:45:06,539
Oh, no.

1028
00:45:06,639 --> 00:45:09,376
Okay, look. Okay, we got this.
We just gotta contain it.

1029
00:45:09,476 --> 00:45:12,645
[chattering]

1030
00:45:12,712 --> 00:45:14,647
Hey, uh, w-where are you guys going?

1031
00:45:14,714 --> 00:45:16,516
Oh, I'm gonna show
Ron and Kyla their room.

1032
00:45:16,583 --> 00:45:18,918
Wait, Harold.
I thought you said everything was full.

1033
00:45:19,190 --> 00:45:21,855
[Harold] Everything was.
Except the Presidential Suite.

1034
00:45:21,921 --> 00:45:22,922
So I splurged on it.

1035
00:45:23,230 --> 00:45:25,825
-[Kyla] I'm so excited! You're my guy!
-[Harold laughs]

1036
00:45:25,925 --> 00:45:28,495
Why wouldn't he do that for us?
We the ones getting married.

1037
00:45:28,595 --> 00:45:31,431
Look, if you need anything,
please let me know.

1038
00:45:31,498 --> 00:45:34,340
We will.
And… [sighs] …thanks again, Captain.

1039
00:45:34,134 --> 00:45:37,837
Also, I hope you join us in the morning.
We have a little fox hunt lined up.

1040
00:45:37,937 --> 00:45:40,740
-That's easy. Found her.
-[chuckles]

1041
00:45:43,576 --> 00:45:44,878
[Harold] Oh.

1042
00:45:44,978 --> 00:45:46,980
Darn it, I must have left the keys
at the front desk.

1043
00:45:47,470 --> 00:45:48,848
-Stand down.
-Sir, yes, sir.

1044
00:45:48,915 --> 00:45:50,500
[Kyla] Bye. That's so sweet.

1045
00:45:50,116 --> 00:45:51,951
-[Emily] Thanks, Dad.
-[Harold] Be right back.

1046
00:45:52,520 --> 00:45:56,560
-Okay, look. Um, could you do me a favor?
-Yeah.

1047
00:45:56,122 --> 00:45:58,224
'Cause I'm trying to make
a good impression on her family.

1048
00:45:58,291 --> 00:45:59,426
-Sure.
-Totally.

1049
00:45:59,492 --> 00:46:03,963
It's that you don't mention anything
about the Mexico trip. Nothing.

1050
00:46:04,640 --> 00:46:05,365
Nothing at all.

1051
00:46:05,465 --> 00:46:06,966
Oh, Marcus. You're so funny.

1052
00:46:07,330 --> 00:46:09,536
It's just one catamaran.
It's really not a big deal.

1053
00:46:09,636 --> 00:46:11,438
Yeah, it's not about the catamaran. Okay?

1054
00:46:11,504 --> 00:46:13,640
It's all the other crazy shit
that happened.

1055
00:46:13,707 --> 00:46:17,377
All the insane shit,
it doesn't need to be mentioned here.

1056
00:46:17,477 --> 00:46:18,478
At all.

1057
00:46:18,545 --> 00:46:20,547
Okay, we got you. We got you.
It's just, um…

1058
00:46:21,815 --> 00:46:25,852
Well, the, uh-- the crazy shit is one
of the reasons we came here.

1059
00:46:25,919 --> 00:46:30,123
See, something happened,
and it's something intense. I just--

1060
00:46:30,724 --> 00:46:36,796
Um, I went to the doctor,
and they found a growth in my abdomen.

1061
00:46:36,896 --> 00:46:40,330
Oh, my God. I'm so sorry.

1062
00:46:40,133 --> 00:46:43,303
Yeah, and the doctor, I guess he says
it's-- it's only gonna get bigger.

1063
00:46:44,838 --> 00:46:45,839
Can he operate on it?

1064
00:46:45,939 --> 00:46:49,909
[crying] Unfortunately, they can't--
They can't. Sorry. They can't.

1065
00:46:50,100 --> 00:46:54,214
The-- [clears throat] The doctors say
it's gonna come out on its own.

1066
00:46:55,615 --> 00:46:56,850
Through her ******.

1067
00:46:56,916 --> 00:46:58,218
Huh?

1068
00:46:59,886 --> 00:47:02,550
[chuckles]

1069
00:47:02,122 --> 00:47:03,390
I'm preggers!

1070
00:47:04,758 --> 00:47:06,726
That's how you're gonna make
that announcement?

1071
00:47:06,793 --> 00:47:08,995
By-- By having us think
that you had cancer?

1072
00:47:09,950 --> 00:47:11,297
-Yeah!
-Yeah! You guys. [chuckles]

1073
00:47:11,398 --> 00:47:13,500
-Oh, congratulations, I guess.
-[Kyla] Thank you.

1074
00:47:13,600 --> 00:47:14,968
Thank you.

1075
00:47:15,350 --> 00:47:19,339
Guess, um… I'm really happy for you.

1076
00:47:19,439 --> 00:47:22,208
Aw, thanks, pal.
Hey, that's not the whole story though.

1077
00:47:22,308 --> 00:47:25,912
There's something about this baby
that has to deal with you directly.

1078
00:47:29,582 --> 00:47:30,617
What do you mean?

1079
00:47:30,717 --> 00:47:31,918
[Harold] Fubar!

1080
00:47:32,852 --> 00:47:35,855
Fubar. My brain is absolutely fubar.

1081
00:47:35,922 --> 00:47:38,291
I had the key in my other pocket
the whole time.

1082
00:47:38,391 --> 00:47:39,492
[Kyla] You silly goose.

1083
00:47:39,592 --> 00:47:41,610
-[Harold] Oh, God.
-[Kyla] You goofball.

1084
00:47:41,127 --> 00:47:43,997
-Here we go.
-[Kyla] Yes.

1085
00:47:45,432 --> 00:47:48,668
Oh, my God! This place is insane!

1086
00:47:48,768 --> 00:47:50,537
[Ron] Permission to shit my pants,
Captain.

1087
00:47:50,637 --> 00:47:53,600
[Harold] Permission granted. [chuckles]

1088
00:47:53,730 --> 00:47:54,874
-[Ron] VCR!
-[sighs]

1089
00:47:54,974 --> 00:47:57,243
-It's amazing!
-[Kyla] Ooh! I feel like Nancy Reagan.

1090
00:47:57,344 --> 00:47:59,479
This should be our room.

1091
00:48:00,547 --> 00:48:02,382
[Marcus whispering]
Mexico was seven months ago?

1092
00:48:03,850 --> 00:48:05,850
Seven months?

1093
00:48:06,453 --> 00:48:07,454
[Emily scoffs]

1094
00:48:08,455 --> 00:48:09,556
Twice.

1095
00:48:10,190 --> 00:48:12,459
Twice they've gotten
the Presidential Suite.

1096
00:48:12,559 --> 00:48:13,827
How does this keep happening?

1097
00:48:13,927 --> 00:48:15,261
[scoffs]

1098
00:48:15,328 --> 00:48:17,797
-Baby, can I ask you something?
-Yes, babe.

1099
00:48:18,431 --> 00:48:20,834
It's just a quick question.

1100
00:48:20,934 --> 00:48:24,804
Just, I was wondering,
how far along did Kyla look to you?

1101
00:48:25,638 --> 00:48:27,707
[chuckles] I don't know. Why?

1102
00:48:27,807 --> 00:48:29,976
I mean, if you had to take a guess.
You know what I mean?

1103
00:48:30,430 --> 00:48:32,712
Just a-- just-- just a guess.

1104
00:48:33,880 --> 00:48:36,383
Oh, five months? Five and a half? Tops.

1105
00:48:37,384 --> 00:48:38,551
-Yeah.
-Yeah.

1106
00:48:38,618 --> 00:48:41,210
Yeah. Right. She five and a half months.

1107
00:48:41,870 --> 00:48:43,990
She ain't-- She don't look
seven months at all, right? [chuckles]

1108
00:48:44,900 --> 00:48:46,226
If she's seven months,
then I'm three months.

1109
00:48:46,993 --> 00:48:48,610
And it's yours.

1110
00:48:48,128 --> 00:48:49,162
[chuckling] Yeah, it's mine.

1111
00:48:50,163 --> 00:48:51,931
-[Emily] Good night, love.
-Mm-hmm.

1112
00:48:51,998 --> 00:48:53,330
-Mmm.
-[Marcus chuckles]

1113
00:48:53,133 --> 00:48:56,302
[bugle playing]

1114
00:48:56,369 --> 00:48:58,371
[dogs barking]

1115
00:49:01,374 --> 00:49:02,709
[chuckles] Oh.

1116
00:49:02,809 --> 00:49:04,577
Mr. Finnegan.

1117
00:49:04,678 --> 00:49:07,681
You know, every time he does this,
I feel like I'm walking in on him.

1118
00:49:08,548 --> 00:49:09,549
It's disgusting.

1119
00:49:09,616 --> 00:49:10,784
[Harold sighs]

1120
00:49:10,884 --> 00:49:14,120
I'd like to thank you all for coming out
for this magnificent tradition:

1121
00:49:14,220 --> 00:49:17,557
-the pursuit of the elusive gray fox.
-[horse whinnies]

1122
00:49:17,624 --> 00:49:20,326
Now there are a couple of rules
that I'd like you to keep in mind.

1123
00:49:20,427 --> 00:49:22,562
-One…
-Baby, do you see either of them?

1124
00:49:22,629 --> 00:49:23,997
No, thank God.

1125
00:49:24,970 --> 00:49:26,833
Hey, guys. Sorry I'm late.
I was trying to find the rest of my gear.

1126
00:49:26,933 --> 00:49:28,168
-What the--
-[Kyla] Hey, lover!

1127
00:49:28,268 --> 00:49:30,870
Look at what your girl found.

1128
00:49:30,970 --> 00:49:32,380
-Whoo!
-Shh.

1129
00:49:32,138 --> 00:49:34,708
It was in the truck the whole time.
It was just wedged under my seat.

1130
00:49:34,808 --> 00:49:36,309
-You're the best.
-I know. I know.

1131
00:49:36,376 --> 00:49:38,812
Oh. No, no, no. No guns.
No. No one's killing anything.

1132
00:49:38,878 --> 00:49:39,913
-What?
-What?

1133
00:49:40,130 --> 00:49:42,349
Yeah, it's not even a real fox hunt.
It's a fox chase.

1134
00:49:42,415 --> 00:49:44,617
And no one's seen a fox
around here in years.

1135
00:49:44,718 --> 00:49:48,880
By the way, Kyla, you're pregnant.
That means you're not coming.

1136
00:49:48,188 --> 00:49:50,990
-Oh, **** that.
-[dog barking]

1137
00:49:51,910 --> 00:49:54,294
Excuse me! Lady in the purple.
How do I get one of those?

1138
00:49:55,610 --> 00:49:57,163
Hey, chief.
Could you just get this to the front desk?

1139
00:49:57,931 --> 00:49:59,632
Okay, baby. Let me get this straight.

1140
00:49:59,699 --> 00:50:03,503
I spent the last three months waking up
at the crack of dawn

1141
00:50:03,603 --> 00:50:06,390
to learn how to ride a horse
for a damn nature walk?

1142
00:50:06,139 --> 00:50:07,841
And the most important rule of all…

1143
00:50:07,907 --> 00:50:09,750
[barking continues]

1144
00:50:09,175 --> 00:50:11,678
…have fun. [chuckles]

1145
00:50:11,745 --> 00:50:15,150
["Ooh La La" playing]

1146
00:50:31,464 --> 00:50:33,466
Nice grip. Solid trot.

1147
00:50:34,267 --> 00:50:35,802
Marcus, I didn't realize you could ride.

1148
00:50:35,869 --> 00:50:39,139
Oh, well, you know,
this ain't the tack that I'm used to.

1149
00:50:39,205 --> 00:50:42,342
You know, I prefer western reins.
[chuckles]

1150
00:50:42,409 --> 00:50:44,644
Oh, it's too bad you're wearing
the wrong jacket.

1151
00:50:46,179 --> 00:50:49,490
Five buttons is strictly for houndsmen.
[clicks tongue]

1152
00:50:49,115 --> 00:50:50,884
[dogs barking]

1153
00:50:53,119 --> 00:50:56,690
Harsh. I got like 12 buttons
on my cargo shorts.

1154
00:50:57,457 --> 00:50:58,958
That guy really doesn't like you, huh?

1155
00:50:59,590 --> 00:51:00,600
You think?

1156
00:51:00,894 --> 00:51:02,896
You know what? We'll show him.

1157
00:51:04,297 --> 00:51:07,934
Come on, Marcus.
Let's go find a goddamn fox.

1158
00:51:08,100 --> 00:51:09,836
-[Marcus] Wait, what?
-[Ron] Let's do this!

1159
00:51:19,450 --> 00:51:22,749
Look, man. This is a big waste of time.
We are not gonna find a fox.

1160
00:51:22,849 --> 00:51:26,252
Let's just ride back to the stables,
get some food because I'm starving.

1161
00:51:26,353 --> 00:51:28,355
[birds chirping]

1162
00:51:29,622 --> 00:51:31,991
Hungry no more. [laughs]

1163
00:51:32,926 --> 00:51:33,927
That is…

1164
00:51:35,829 --> 00:51:36,830
Oh!

1165
00:51:36,930 --> 00:51:38,164
…reindeer moss.

1166
00:51:39,466 --> 00:51:40,800
One of the edible Cladonias.

1167
00:51:42,702 --> 00:51:43,937
You gonna eat that shit?

1168
00:51:44,400 --> 00:51:45,772
Yeah, dude. It's a superfood.

1169
00:51:45,839 --> 00:51:48,875
And it only grows in a rare section
of the loblolly pine ecosystem.

1170
00:51:48,975 --> 00:51:50,477
Okay, how you know all this weird crap?

1171
00:51:50,543 --> 00:51:53,513
Licensed edible forager, man.
Any self-respecting ranger is.

1172
00:51:53,580 --> 00:51:54,581
Try some?

1173
00:51:55,281 --> 00:51:57,217
Nah, I'm good on the tree pubes.

1174
00:51:57,283 --> 00:51:59,452
[laughs]

1175
00:51:59,552 --> 00:52:00,553
Tree pubes!

1176
00:52:00,620 --> 00:52:03,189
Why you laughing so hard?
It wasn't even that funny.

1177
00:52:03,256 --> 00:52:05,592
You know, that--
that's a joke Charlie would say.

1178
00:52:05,658 --> 00:52:07,727
Sometimes I can't even tell
the two of you apart.

1179
00:52:07,794 --> 00:52:09,229
Here, check this out. [grunts]

1180
00:52:10,630 --> 00:52:13,700
There. Look. [laughing] There he is.
Look at that. You see?

1181
00:52:15,468 --> 00:52:17,137
-That's Charlie?
-Yeah, that's Charlie.

1182
00:52:17,203 --> 00:52:20,740
We look nothing alike, okay?
This is a pale white man with red hair.

1183
00:52:20,840 --> 00:52:24,644
I'm not talking about his looks, man.
I'm talking about his spirit.

1184
00:52:24,711 --> 00:52:27,714
You both got this hard shell
on the outside,

1185
00:52:27,814 --> 00:52:30,417
then one bite
and you get to the gooey center.

1186
00:52:30,917 --> 00:52:32,786
Now come on. Eat the moss.

1187
00:52:35,121 --> 00:52:36,723
You're lucky I'm hungry.

1188
00:52:41,261 --> 00:52:44,264
Okay. It's not that bad.

1189
00:52:44,330 --> 00:52:47,100
Boom! Mind open.

1190
00:52:48,501 --> 00:52:51,604
See, man. It's like
nature's crisper drawer out here.

1191
00:52:51,671 --> 00:52:54,841
Ooh! Some ramps!
The onion's wild cousin. [grunts]

1192
00:52:56,676 --> 00:52:58,411
[chuckles] Try that.

1193
00:52:58,511 --> 00:53:00,313
Oh, man.

1194
00:53:00,980 --> 00:53:02,182
Jackpot.

1195
00:53:03,516 --> 00:53:05,418
[chuckles]

1196
00:53:05,518 --> 00:53:06,519
Oh, man.

1197
00:53:08,755 --> 00:53:10,657
Okay, look.
I know you're not a big drug guy,

1198
00:53:10,757 --> 00:53:13,760
but if you ever wanna unlock the doors to
perception, this, my friend, is the key.

1199
00:53:13,827 --> 00:53:14,661
Wait, what?

1200
00:53:14,761 --> 00:53:17,430
Primarily found in Spain, but around here,
we call it the Devil's ****.

1201
00:53:18,980 --> 00:53:19,933
Most potent magic mushroom on Earth.

1202
00:53:19,999 --> 00:53:22,469
You eat one of these babies,
not only will you talk to God,

1203
00:53:22,535 --> 00:53:24,804
you'll find a rent-controlled apartment
and move in together.

1204
00:53:24,871 --> 00:53:26,206
-I ate it.
-What?

1205
00:53:27,400 --> 00:53:28,408
I ate it.

1206
00:53:28,508 --> 00:53:30,143
-Why?
-You told me to!

1207
00:53:30,210 --> 00:53:32,679
I said, "Jackpot," and that's it.
I didn't say, "Eat it."

1208
00:53:32,746 --> 00:53:34,647
Man, you are crazy, okay?

1209
00:53:34,714 --> 00:53:37,917
Everything you touch turn into drugs!

1210
00:53:38,180 --> 00:53:39,419
Okay? What's gonna happen to me?

1211
00:53:39,519 --> 00:53:40,687
Am I about to die?

1212
00:53:40,754 --> 00:53:42,722
No, no. You're not gonna die. Okay?

1213
00:53:42,789 --> 00:53:45,592
Part of you is gonna die,
but it's gonna be reborn. You'll be fine.

1214
00:53:45,658 --> 00:53:47,627
Something's happening
because everything is purple now.

1215
00:53:47,727 --> 00:53:50,230
No, no, no, no. You're being paranoid.
It takes 20 minutes to kick in.

1216
00:53:50,296 --> 00:53:51,264
Everything's purple!

1217
00:53:51,331 --> 00:53:52,332
Oh, shit.

1218
00:53:53,199 --> 00:53:54,801
I guess only a rookie chasms that fast.

1219
00:53:56,336 --> 00:53:57,704
You need a rope man. Okay.

1220
00:53:59,439 --> 00:54:02,475
-Marcus, I'm going in with you.
-Mm-hmm.

1221
00:54:02,542 --> 00:54:05,478
Every step of the way.
[inhales deeply] Deep breaths.

1222
00:54:05,545 --> 00:54:07,714
-[inhales] Okay.
-I mean, this is from me to you.

1223
00:54:07,814 --> 00:54:11,718
You're a big guy. Focus. Concentrate.

1224
00:54:12,719 --> 00:54:15,288
There is a good chance
that nothing's gonna happen.

1225
00:54:15,388 --> 00:54:17,390
["So What'cha Want" playing]

1226
00:54:17,457 --> 00:54:20,760
[both laughing]

1227
00:54:35,208 --> 00:54:36,643
-[music stops]
-[horse whinnies]

1228
00:54:38,378 --> 00:54:39,646
[Kyla] Emily!

1229
00:54:39,713 --> 00:54:42,349
I know I've only been here for a night,
but I've gotta say,

1230
00:54:42,415 --> 00:54:43,850
this wedding is so kick-***.

1231
00:54:43,917 --> 00:54:45,552
Well, at least someone's enjoying it.

1232
00:54:45,618 --> 00:54:46,686
[Kyla] How could you not?

1233
00:54:46,753 --> 00:54:48,221
Your family's so freaking cool.

1234
00:54:48,288 --> 00:54:51,391
Everybody's in love with me,
and I haven't even met half of them yet.

1235
00:54:51,458 --> 00:54:55,261
Yeah, uh, don't-- don't feel pressured,
like, to meet everyone.

1236
00:54:55,328 --> 00:54:57,731
You're so sweet.
No, I promise you. You have my word.

1237
00:54:57,797 --> 00:55:01,434
I'm gonna have meaningful connections
with literally every single person here.

1238
00:55:01,501 --> 00:55:04,137
I was just so busy talking
to Grandma Phyllis last night

1239
00:55:04,204 --> 00:55:05,805
that I couldn't make the rounds.

1240
00:55:05,872 --> 00:55:08,308
No, Phyllis barely even speaks.

1241
00:55:08,375 --> 00:55:11,770
She's a major, major chatterbox deep down.

1242
00:55:11,177 --> 00:55:14,581
Harold, I don't know if this is just
Grandma Phyllis starting shit,

1243
00:55:14,681 --> 00:55:15,715
but… [chuckles]

1244
00:55:15,782 --> 00:55:18,952
…she said that this wedding
was already more fun than yours was.

1245
00:55:19,686 --> 00:55:20,787
That's not surprising.

1246
00:55:22,589 --> 00:55:23,590
What does that mean?

1247
00:55:25,759 --> 00:55:29,662
Well, um, there was a bit of tension
at our wedding.

1248
00:55:30,597 --> 00:55:32,932
It wasn't Phyllis.
It was your grandfather and I.

1249
00:55:32,999 --> 00:55:37,971
We just got off on the wrong foot,
and he never gave me another chance.

1250
00:55:38,705 --> 00:55:39,839
That sounds familiar.

1251
00:55:39,939 --> 00:55:43,510
Maybe now's the perfect time
for you to give Marcus another chance.

1252
00:55:43,576 --> 00:55:45,512
-[music resumes]
-Wow.

1253
00:55:52,886 --> 00:55:54,120
[music ends]

1254
00:55:54,220 --> 00:55:56,790
[wind whistling]

1255
00:55:56,890 --> 00:55:58,758
[distorted] Did you hear that?

1256
00:55:58,825 --> 00:56:00,960
[distorted] Oh… Oh, I heard that.
Did you hear that?

1257
00:56:01,610 --> 00:56:03,630
I heard it. I didn't know I could hear--

1258
00:56:03,129 --> 00:56:06,266
It's like, I know I can see shit,
but I didn't know I was hearing shit too.

1259
00:56:06,332 --> 00:56:07,534
[branch breaks]

1260
00:56:07,634 --> 00:56:10,360
[footsteps approaching]

1261
00:56:10,136 --> 00:56:11,471
What is that?

1262
00:56:13,173 --> 00:56:14,174
It's a fox.

1263
00:56:15,475 --> 00:56:16,476
[chuckles]

1264
00:56:16,543 --> 00:56:18,912
-It's a fox.
-It's gotta be a fox.

1265
00:56:19,579 --> 00:56:21,348
[shaman chanting]

1266
00:56:28,540 --> 00:56:29,689
[pants] What do you think?

1267
00:56:31,925 --> 00:56:33,590
[whispering] Behind you.

1268
00:56:42,202 --> 00:56:44,104
-Don't move.
-[whispering] Okay.

1269
00:56:44,671 --> 00:56:46,106
Or make a sound.

1270
00:56:46,172 --> 00:56:47,674
Don't say a single word.

1271
00:56:47,741 --> 00:56:48,875
You're talking right now.

1272
00:56:48,975 --> 00:56:49,976
No, I'm not.

1273
00:56:52,379 --> 00:56:53,380
So what do we do?

1274
00:56:53,480 --> 00:56:56,160
I'm gonna go make a snare
out of that flora.

1275
00:56:57,684 --> 00:56:58,685
You stay here.

1276
00:56:59,419 --> 00:57:01,588
What do you mean, "Stay here," Ron?
Where you going?

1277
00:57:01,688 --> 00:57:03,990
Ron. Ron.

1278
00:57:04,724 --> 00:57:05,725
Ron.

1279
00:57:06,292 --> 00:57:07,660
Don't worry.

1280
00:57:08,328 --> 00:57:10,830
Foxes are a completely
nonaggressive species.

1281
00:57:10,930 --> 00:57:12,365
-[growling]
-[screaming]

1282
00:57:13,299 --> 00:57:14,667
[Marcus] Get it off me!

1283
00:57:14,768 --> 00:57:16,202
[dog barking]

1284
00:57:16,302 --> 00:57:19,305
It's Mr. Finnegan. He spotted something!

1285
00:57:20,974 --> 00:57:22,750
Mount up, everyone!

1286
00:57:22,175 --> 00:57:24,440
[screaming continues]

1287
00:57:24,144 --> 00:57:26,790
-Get off me!
-Grab it! Subdue it!

1288
00:57:26,179 --> 00:57:28,882
**** that! Get it off me!

1289
00:57:28,948 --> 00:57:31,510
-[growling]
-****! Get it off!

1290
00:57:37,657 --> 00:57:38,992
What are you doing?

1291
00:57:39,920 --> 00:57:40,827
[growling continues]

1292
00:57:42,662 --> 00:57:44,664
[horse whinnies]

1293
00:57:52,339 --> 00:57:54,700
Mr. Finnegan likes him.

1294
00:57:57,344 --> 00:57:58,845
What the ****?

1295
00:57:58,912 --> 00:58:00,413
[Harold] Mr. Finnegan. [whistles]

1296
00:58:01,414 --> 00:58:03,183
[sighs] Marcus, are you okay?

1297
00:58:03,249 --> 00:58:04,851
Sweetie, I will…

1298
00:58:07,620 --> 00:58:09,220
Let me help you up there.

1299
00:58:11,257 --> 00:58:12,325
[grunts]

1300
00:58:12,926 --> 00:58:15,595
This isn't easy to say, Marcus,

1301
00:58:16,496 --> 00:58:19,265
but I think we've gotten off
on the wrong foot.

1302
00:58:19,332 --> 00:58:21,601
I see things my way, and--

1303
00:58:21,668 --> 00:58:24,370
[laughs]

1304
00:58:24,137 --> 00:58:25,472
What's so funny?

1305
00:58:25,538 --> 00:58:27,400
You're a clown!

1306
00:58:28,375 --> 00:58:30,410
-Excuse me?
-[Marcus] You're a clown.

1307
00:58:31,544 --> 00:58:33,646
[laughs]

1308
00:58:33,713 --> 00:58:36,449
Look, if I can interject
for just a second, Harold.

1309
00:58:36,549 --> 00:58:38,518
Marcus and I have been talking
about you all weekend.

1310
00:58:38,585 --> 00:58:40,520
-What? About my being a clown?
-[Ron] Yes.

1311
00:58:40,587 --> 00:58:43,890
Yes, but, you know,
a wedding is like a big, old circus.

1312
00:58:43,957 --> 00:58:47,600
And you, you're the star of the show.

1313
00:58:47,127 --> 00:58:48,228
[Marcus] Oh, shit.

1314
00:58:49,496 --> 00:58:51,698
-I'm made of metal.
-What-- What is going on here?

1315
00:58:52,432 --> 00:58:56,503
Uh, what Marcus means is
that his commitment to your daughter…

1316
00:58:57,671 --> 00:58:58,838
is as strong as steel.

1317
00:58:59,806 --> 00:59:02,475
Captain, Marcus has told me many times
that he looks up to you.

1318
00:59:03,476 --> 00:59:05,145
And he hopes that one day,

1319
00:59:05,211 --> 00:59:08,214
you can all become a real, true family
despite your differences.

1320
00:59:08,314 --> 00:59:09,282
No!

1321
00:59:11,170 --> 00:59:12,180
Because of them.

1322
00:59:12,850 --> 00:59:13,530
He said that?

1323
00:59:13,119 --> 00:59:14,254
He did. Word for word.

1324
00:59:14,854 --> 00:59:15,855
You said that?

1325
00:59:17,991 --> 00:59:19,590
Mm-hmm.

1326
00:59:25,865 --> 00:59:26,866
Lieutenant.

1327
00:59:29,135 --> 00:59:30,136
Whatever.

1328
00:59:31,604 --> 00:59:33,373
Oh, ****. He bought it, dude. I can't--

1329
00:59:34,140 --> 00:59:37,310
What the ****? Metal? Come on. Shit.

1330
00:59:37,377 --> 00:59:39,790
-I'm in the circus.
-[huffs]

1331
00:59:39,746 --> 00:59:42,582
[Marcus] Do you realize
I almost killed that dog? ****ing Ron.

1332
00:59:42,682 --> 00:59:44,500
[Emily] Hey, cut him some slack.

1333
00:59:44,117 --> 00:59:47,870
He actually covered for you with my dad.

1334
00:59:47,187 --> 00:59:49,923
Like, he kind of saved your ***.

1335
00:59:49,989 --> 00:59:52,158
Wait a minute.
Is Grandma Phyllis over there talking?

1336
00:59:52,258 --> 00:59:53,626
How's that even possible?

1337
00:59:53,727 --> 00:59:56,563
[Emily] Kyla has been really obsessed
with her lately.

1338
00:59:56,629 --> 00:59:58,631
Uh-uh. This is not good.

1339
00:59:59,966 --> 01:00:00,967
[chuckles]

1340
01:00:01,340 --> 01:00:02,635
Damn, how many cousins I got?

1341
01:00:02,702 --> 01:00:04,704
Some happy cousins. Why they so happy?

1342
01:00:04,804 --> 01:00:06,139
I don't know.

1343
01:00:06,206 --> 01:00:08,800
Tell 'em I say hi. [chuckles]

1344
01:00:16,549 --> 01:00:19,219
Hey, good morning, sleepyhead.
I was just getting this for you.

1345
01:00:19,285 --> 01:00:21,521
A little something to get
those synapses firing.

1346
01:00:22,756 --> 01:00:25,158
-Why? What you put in here?
-It's grapefruit juice.

1347
01:00:26,159 --> 01:00:27,494
And heroin.

1348
01:00:28,328 --> 01:00:30,897
Kidding. Just drink it.
You'll feel better.

1349
01:00:31,631 --> 01:00:33,500
-Can I be honest with you, man?
-Yeah.

1350
01:00:34,367 --> 01:00:35,635
I really don't get you.

1351
01:00:36,302 --> 01:00:37,604
What's there to get?

1352
01:00:37,671 --> 01:00:40,173
I mean, everywhere we go,
chaos happens. Right?

1353
01:00:40,807 --> 01:00:43,900
But everybody else panics, but not you.

1354
01:00:43,760 --> 01:00:46,460
You stay calm and collected.
Like, you don't worry about any of it.

1355
01:00:46,146 --> 01:00:47,747
One night in Green Beret training,

1356
01:00:47,847 --> 01:00:50,183
they woke us up, put us in a boat,
drove us a mile offshore,

1357
01:00:50,250 --> 01:00:52,180
dumped us in the water
and said, "Swim back."

1358
01:00:52,719 --> 01:00:54,587
I watched so many guys wear themselves out

1359
01:00:54,688 --> 01:00:56,623
swimming against the riptide
as hard as they could.

1360
01:00:56,723 --> 01:01:02,295
They had to be extracted. Me?
I found out the trick was just float.

1361
01:01:03,630 --> 01:01:06,320
Look, I've never been the type of person
that can just float, you know?

1362
01:01:06,132 --> 01:01:07,600
Marcus, you're missing the point.

1363
01:01:07,667 --> 01:01:11,671
Yeah, real story, but a metaphor, because
it has nothing to do with your body mass.

1364
01:01:11,771 --> 01:01:14,740
I understand that. I mean,
I know what metaphors are. I was--

1365
01:01:14,174 --> 01:01:16,509
Do you? Do you?

1366
01:01:16,576 --> 01:01:20,580
If it isn't Special Forces
and special… stupid idiot.

1367
01:01:20,680 --> 01:01:22,549
You're lucky you didn't hurt
my dad's dog yesterday,

1368
01:01:22,615 --> 01:01:24,250
'cause if you did, I would've hurt you.

1369
01:01:24,351 --> 01:01:27,921
Okay, Gabe. Is that right?
Right? You gonna kick my ***?

1370
01:01:28,210 --> 01:01:30,560
-You wanna go right here, right now?
-I think he wants to.

1371
01:01:30,123 --> 01:01:31,391
'Cause we can do that.

1372
01:01:31,458 --> 01:01:34,894
If I may. Gabe, it looks like
you're trying to lead with a power jab.

1373
01:01:34,961 --> 01:01:37,430
Let's get those hips in. Get warmed up--

1374
01:01:37,497 --> 01:01:39,833
Hey. What are you-- Hands off.

1375
01:01:39,933 --> 01:01:41,340
Whoa! Okay, man. I'm just--

1376
01:01:41,134 --> 01:01:42,702
Listen, I'm not here to fight anyway.

1377
01:01:42,802 --> 01:01:44,471
My father sent me here
to collect the rings.

1378
01:01:44,537 --> 01:01:47,707
I guess the best man is supposed to
carry the rings, so that's why I'm here.

1379
01:01:50,430 --> 01:01:55,248
You know something? I'ma give these to
my best man, but to my new best man, Ron.

1380
01:01:55,348 --> 01:01:56,883
-Here you go, brother.
-You mean it?

1381
01:01:56,950 --> 01:01:59,520
-Can he do that?
-No, he cannot do that.

1382
01:01:59,119 --> 01:02:02,222
It's already been done. That's right.
That's my best man right there.

1383
01:02:02,288 --> 01:02:05,959
Marcus, this means…
more to me than you'll ever know.

1384
01:02:06,793 --> 01:02:08,495
[Marcus] Oh, man. It's all good, br--

1385
01:02:11,431 --> 01:02:12,265
Salaam.

1386
01:02:15,602 --> 01:02:16,603
Whatever. Okay.

1387
01:02:16,669 --> 01:02:18,338
See you at tee off, *******.

1388
01:02:20,874 --> 01:02:22,876
I do not like the way they talk to you.

1389
01:02:24,577 --> 01:02:26,913
All right. They gone.
You can give me the rings back.

1390
01:02:27,130 --> 01:02:29,150
What? No. I-- You-- We just said-- What?

1391
01:02:29,820 --> 01:02:31,351
No, no. That--
I was doing that in front of them.

1392
01:02:31,418 --> 01:02:33,853
I'm actually gonna keep the rings,
so you just give 'em back to me.

1393
01:02:33,920 --> 01:02:36,823
Marcus, you made me your best man.
That's that. Best man holds the rings.

1394
01:02:36,923 --> 01:02:39,225
Yes, I know what
"traditionally" the best man do--

1395
01:02:39,292 --> 01:02:41,327
You can't just say
the best man holds the rings

1396
01:02:41,428 --> 01:02:43,563
and then not let
the best man hold the rings.

1397
01:02:43,630 --> 01:02:44,698
I got you.

1398
01:02:48,301 --> 01:02:51,471
Well, Marcus, good to have you back.

1399
01:02:51,538 --> 01:02:52,872
That sunstroke is no joke.

1400
01:02:52,972 --> 01:02:58,211
So, people,
stay hydrated with-- with water.

1401
01:02:58,311 --> 01:03:02,549
The marshals are very strict when it comes
to alcohol, wagering and profanity.

1402
01:03:03,183 --> 01:03:06,860
-Now we're on a championship course here.
-[shaman chanting]

1403
01:03:06,186 --> 01:03:09,756
So we are going
to be keeping this club pristine.

1404
01:03:09,823 --> 01:03:14,294
So, Gabe, uh, why don't you and Bennett
play with Marcus and Ron today.

1405
01:03:14,394 --> 01:03:15,562
Where's Ron anyway?

1406
01:03:15,628 --> 01:03:16,629
Got your six, Captain.

1407
01:03:16,730 --> 01:03:20,300
Ah, Lieutenant, good to see you.
Hope you're comfortable in a foursome.

1408
01:03:20,367 --> 01:03:22,335
As long as there's
at least one girl involved.

1409
01:03:24,804 --> 01:03:27,173
All right, **** holes.
How much we betting?

1410
01:03:27,240 --> 01:03:30,243
Hey, hey, man. Didn't you hear
what he said? No drinking and no gambling.

1411
01:03:30,343 --> 01:03:32,812
Marcus. Relax. Have some fun, all right?

1412
01:03:32,879 --> 01:03:34,314
What do you say a hundred a hole?

1413
01:03:34,381 --> 01:03:35,382
Count me in.

1414
01:03:35,448 --> 01:03:36,349
[Bennett] Me too.

1415
01:03:36,416 --> 01:03:39,886
Tell you what. Let's keep it fresh.
Back nine we double the stakes.

1416
01:03:39,953 --> 01:03:41,388
-Double?
-Problem?

1417
01:03:41,454 --> 01:03:43,757
[chuckles] Please.
You see what I'm driving?

1418
01:03:43,823 --> 01:03:45,125
[Ron] That's you, the red one?

1419
01:03:46,493 --> 01:03:48,161
What is that? A Corvette, pre-owned?

1420
01:03:48,261 --> 01:03:50,830
-It's a Ferrari, you dipshit.
-$250,000.

1421
01:03:50,930 --> 01:03:52,165
-Bought her brand-new.
-Boom.

1422
01:03:52,265 --> 01:03:53,299
[imitates sizzle]

1423
01:03:53,366 --> 01:03:55,635
[Gabe] Now, Marcus,
I understand a hundred dollars a hole

1424
01:03:55,702 --> 01:03:57,470
is a lot of green
for a blue-collar worker,

1425
01:03:57,537 --> 01:03:59,205
so if you need to back out,
go ahead and do it now.

1426
01:03:59,305 --> 01:04:00,373
-**** you.
-**** you.

1427
01:04:00,473 --> 01:04:01,641
-No, **** you.
-**** you again.

1428
01:04:01,708 --> 01:04:04,177
No, kiss my-- You know?
Let me holla at you real quick.

1429
01:04:04,244 --> 01:04:05,378
Can you excuse us?

1430
01:04:06,513 --> 01:04:08,381
Man, I don't have that type of green.

1431
01:04:08,448 --> 01:04:10,850
Marcus, don't worry. I'll bankroll you.
Pay me back later.

1432
01:04:10,917 --> 01:04:12,585
Bankroll me with what?

1433
01:04:12,686 --> 01:04:13,687
How about this?

1434
01:04:14,554 --> 01:04:15,588
Where'd you get that?

1435
01:04:15,689 --> 01:04:18,425
Who cares? Just help me whup
the Brooks Brothers over there. Come on.

1436
01:04:18,491 --> 01:04:20,930
I would love to beat these two *******…

1437
01:04:20,160 --> 01:04:21,594
-Do it.
-…but I suck at golf!

1438
01:04:21,661 --> 01:04:23,296
That's why you're lucky I'm your best man.

1439
01:04:24,164 --> 01:04:26,299
["Space Ho's" playing]

1440
01:04:31,671 --> 01:04:33,873
What was that?
Thought you said you was good?

1441
01:04:33,973 --> 01:04:35,575
I am. I just gotta get warmed up.

1442
01:04:37,770 --> 01:04:38,411
You gotta get warmed up?

1443
01:04:38,511 --> 01:04:40,180
-Want a hit?
-No!

1444
01:04:40,246 --> 01:04:42,248
[song continues]

1445
01:04:45,752 --> 01:04:47,620
Woo-hoo!

1446
01:04:47,721 --> 01:04:50,190
[Gabe, Bennett] Ha! Ha!

1447
01:04:53,426 --> 01:04:56,262
Thank you so much. [chuckles]

1448
01:04:58,832 --> 01:05:02,669
[Emily's mother] Jesus,
I wish we had never hired this caterer.

1449
01:05:02,769 --> 01:05:04,537
Now he's telling me

1450
01:05:04,637 --> 01:05:07,140
that he's having trouble sourcing steaks
for tomorrow night.

1451
01:05:07,207 --> 01:05:09,175
I'm so sorry,
but I do just have to go on record

1452
01:05:09,242 --> 01:05:11,770
and say that I told you
to go with Ford Fry.

1453
01:05:11,177 --> 01:05:12,979
-You did not listen to me…
-Brooke, please.

1454
01:05:13,460 --> 01:05:15,548
Okay. [stammers] Guys, please, for me.

1455
01:05:15,615 --> 01:05:19,853
Mom, I am super positive
that the caterer will figure it all out.

1456
01:05:19,919 --> 01:05:23,623
So for the next two hours,
can we just not think about steak?

1457
01:05:23,723 --> 01:05:25,759
-Yes, dear.
-[whispering] Thank you.

1458
01:05:25,825 --> 01:05:29,295
Wait, guys, steaks?
I know a place that has amazing steaks.

1459
01:05:29,396 --> 01:05:32,365
Ron and I just went there on our way here
'cause it's right down the block.

1460
01:05:32,465 --> 01:05:36,136
Hal's in Buckhead?
They were asking $300 a plate.

1461
01:05:36,202 --> 01:05:38,304
Oh, no. Girl, this place is under ten.

1462
01:05:38,371 --> 01:05:39,939
Damn, that's a steal.

1463
01:05:40,600 --> 01:05:42,709
-What restaurant is this?
-Oh, it's called Waffle House.

1464
01:05:43,309 --> 01:05:45,645
[all laughing]

1465
01:05:47,947 --> 01:05:50,250
Well, even I don't like Waffle House.

1466
01:05:50,350 --> 01:05:52,285
Trust me, you guys. It's amazing.

1467
01:05:52,385 --> 01:05:55,550
-Oh, my God. Is she serious?
-No, no, Mom. She's--

1468
01:05:55,121 --> 01:05:59,559
Whenever Ron and I are stressed or horny
or I have trouble going number two--

1469
01:05:59,626 --> 01:06:01,227
Hey, Kyla. You know what?

1470
01:06:01,294 --> 01:06:04,264
I think we're gonna just be here
in this moment,

1471
01:06:04,330 --> 01:06:07,300
enjoying the spa, relaxing. Yeah.

1472
01:06:07,367 --> 01:06:11,370
Got you, Em. I swear I will stop talking,
and we should get our Zen on, right?

1473
01:06:11,137 --> 01:06:12,839
'Cause that's why we're at the spa.

1474
01:06:12,939 --> 01:06:14,474
[sighs]

1475
01:06:15,241 --> 01:06:18,678
Oh, Brooke, you remember when we had
our spa day right before your wedding?

1476
01:06:19,579 --> 01:06:21,140
Those hot stones were--

1477
01:06:21,810 --> 01:06:22,349
[sobbing]

1478
01:06:22,415 --> 01:06:24,784
Oh, my God. Not again, please.

1479
01:06:24,884 --> 01:06:27,120
-[Marcus's mother] Oh, no.
-[Kyla] What's the matter?

1480
01:06:28,621 --> 01:06:29,956
We're getting destroyed out there.

1481
01:06:30,560 --> 01:06:32,392
-I thought you said you was good?
-I am good. You'll see.

1482
01:06:32,459 --> 01:06:33,626
Ernesto!

1483
01:06:35,729 --> 01:06:36,730
Sorry.

1484
01:06:38,631 --> 01:06:39,999
[Bennett sighs]

1485
01:06:40,600 --> 01:06:41,835
My man.

1486
01:06:43,103 --> 01:06:44,370
Love that guy.

1487
01:06:44,137 --> 01:06:45,605
Did you just tip him $100?

1488
01:06:46,172 --> 01:06:47,730
I have plenty left.

1489
01:06:47,173 --> 01:06:48,808
Where did you get all that cash from?

1490
01:06:50,100 --> 01:06:51,644
I pawned the wedding rings.

1491
01:06:52,212 --> 01:06:53,480
-No, you didn't.
-No, I did.

1492
01:06:54,481 --> 01:06:55,749
-No, you didn't.
-No, I did.

1493
01:06:55,849 --> 01:06:58,180
-No, you didn't.
-I did. Totally. Here.

1494
01:06:58,852 --> 01:07:01,721
Here's the receipt.
Northside Jewelry and Loans.

1495
01:07:04,224 --> 01:07:05,558
[whispering] Oh, you did.

1496
01:07:06,760 --> 01:07:09,629
What the hell is wrong with you?

1497
01:07:09,729 --> 01:07:11,970
I just got good with Harold.

1498
01:07:11,164 --> 01:07:12,699
Pick 'em up when we win.

1499
01:07:12,799 --> 01:07:14,200
Pick 'em up when we win?

1500
01:07:14,300 --> 01:07:17,103
[shouting] We're losing every hole!

1501
01:07:17,170 --> 01:07:20,974
-[birds chirping]
-[man] Come on, gentlemen. Man on the tee.

1502
01:07:21,474 --> 01:07:24,244
[sniffles] I'm so sorry.
I just can't breathe right now.

1503
01:07:24,344 --> 01:07:25,912
-[Emily's mother] Oh!
-[Kyla] Brooke.

1504
01:07:26,120 --> 01:07:28,140
Sweetheart, it's okay. What's wrong?

1505
01:07:28,810 --> 01:07:30,417
Back when we were dating,
Darren was so sweet.

1506
01:07:30,517 --> 01:07:31,851
No, he wasn't.

1507
01:07:31,918 --> 01:07:33,453
[Brooke] A little. He was a little sweet.

1508
01:07:33,553 --> 01:07:35,889
Well, what did Darren do to you,
sweetheart?

1509
01:07:35,955 --> 01:07:38,491
He's super mean to me all the time.
He says mean things.

1510
01:07:38,591 --> 01:07:40,226
Sweetie, what do you do about it?

1511
01:07:40,293 --> 01:07:42,620
-Kyla.
-What? No, I'm serious.

1512
01:07:42,128 --> 01:07:44,330
-What do you mean? I--
-Okay, guys. Here's the thing.

1513
01:07:44,431 --> 01:07:47,934
I dated a lot of shitheads
before I met Ron, love of my life.

1514
01:07:48,100 --> 01:07:50,603
They were just like Darren.
These are the kind of guys that are like--

1515
01:07:50,670 --> 01:07:53,506
They think they're the alpha,
but deep down,

1516
01:07:53,573 --> 01:07:56,142
-they know they're just a little *****.
-Okay, Kyla…

1517
01:07:58,712 --> 01:08:00,130
-You can do it very nicely.
-This person is insane.

1518
01:08:00,113 --> 01:08:02,682
I have a couple restraining orders.
It's not that big of a deal.

1519
01:08:02,782 --> 01:08:05,785
-[muttering]
-This is a criminal. This is a criminal.

1520
01:08:05,852 --> 01:08:08,355
-Can I talk to you for a second?
-Yeah. Let's go chat.

1521
01:08:08,455 --> 01:08:11,391
Are you sure you wanna leave them? Because
we have our massages in two minutes,

1522
01:08:11,491 --> 01:08:13,860
-and we're getting so much free shit--
-What are you doing?

1523
01:08:13,960 --> 01:08:18,732
What? I was just trying to be helpful
and give your sister some advice.

1524
01:08:18,832 --> 01:08:21,501
By suggesting that she pop her husband
in the balls?

1525
01:08:21,568 --> 01:08:22,702
Yes.

1526
01:08:23,269 --> 01:08:25,538
-Oh, my God. Please.
-What?

1527
01:08:25,605 --> 01:08:30,477
Kyla,
this weekend is already so stressful.

1528
01:08:30,577 --> 01:08:33,780
All I'm asking is that you not add
to that stress.

1529
01:08:34,414 --> 01:08:35,915
Can you please do that for me?

1530
01:08:36,983 --> 01:08:37,984
[whispering] Okay.

1531
01:08:38,685 --> 01:08:39,819
Why are you whispering?

1532
01:08:39,919 --> 01:08:42,389
Well, because you thought
I was too loud in there.

1533
01:08:43,723 --> 01:08:45,725
[sighs] God.

1534
01:08:45,825 --> 01:08:47,193
[Gabe, Ron] Two, three, four.

1535
01:08:47,293 --> 01:08:49,596
-[groans]
-[groans, chuckles]

1536
01:08:49,696 --> 01:08:51,765
-That's what I'm talking about.
-Put some respect on it.

1537
01:08:51,865 --> 01:08:53,366
Watch out.

1538
01:08:53,433 --> 01:08:55,502
-[Marcus] Okay. How much you got left?
-Not a lot.

1539
01:08:55,568 --> 01:08:58,238
-We're gonna never get those rings back.
-[Ron] All right, boys. Last hole.

1540
01:08:58,304 --> 01:08:59,372
Let's do something big.

1541
01:08:59,439 --> 01:09:02,208
Double or nothing. All in. I stick it
on the green from here in one shot.

1542
01:09:02,275 --> 01:09:04,811
Double or nothing? That's what you-- No!

1543
01:09:04,911 --> 01:09:06,579
No. No double or nothing. No!

1544
01:09:06,646 --> 01:09:08,682
You do realize
you haven't hit a green all day, right?

1545
01:09:08,782 --> 01:09:10,650
Wait. Haven't I?

1546
01:09:10,750 --> 01:09:14,870
You know what? We're in. Actually,
let's make it a little interesting.

1547
01:09:14,154 --> 01:09:16,122
Let's put Bennett's Ferrari in the pot.

1548
01:09:16,189 --> 01:09:18,291
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hang on.

1549
01:09:18,358 --> 01:09:19,459
That's like 45 grand.

1550
01:09:19,526 --> 01:09:20,860
Forty-five thousand?

1551
01:09:23,290 --> 01:09:24,300
It's pre-owned.

1552
01:09:24,731 --> 01:09:25,732
We can match that.

1553
01:09:27,330 --> 01:09:31,538
One shot. I stick it on the 18th green
from here, we win.

1554
01:09:32,539 --> 01:09:35,750
I miss by an inch, we lose.

1555
01:09:35,141 --> 01:09:38,712
Ron. Ron. I can't do that.

1556
01:09:38,778 --> 01:09:41,181
Come on. You can, man.
Remember, just float.

1557
01:09:41,281 --> 01:09:43,316
What the **** you mean floating?
**** floating.

1558
01:09:43,416 --> 01:09:44,417
[Bennett] Fine.

1559
01:09:44,984 --> 01:09:46,186
-It's a bet.
-Fine.

1560
01:09:48,555 --> 01:09:49,522
All right, gentlemen.

1561
01:09:49,622 --> 01:09:52,859
For the record, this is a Titleist 7
with two pink dots. Do we agree?

1562
01:09:52,959 --> 01:09:56,620
Yes. We do agree that you are a dumb***.

1563
01:09:56,162 --> 01:09:57,697
That is the wrong hole.

1564
01:09:57,764 --> 01:09:58,998
That's the seventh green.

1565
01:09:59,650 --> 01:10:03,200
The 18th green… that way.

1566
01:10:12,445 --> 01:10:15,181
Three hundred and seventy-five yards.
Dogleg left.

1567
01:10:15,281 --> 01:10:16,916
Good luck hitting over the trees.

1568
01:10:16,983 --> 01:10:18,351
[Bennett] And no backing out.

1569
01:10:18,918 --> 01:10:20,200
We shook on it.

1570
01:10:20,120 --> 01:10:21,621
-Mm-hmm.
-[Bennett giggling]

1571
01:10:22,188 --> 01:10:23,230
Aw.

1572
01:10:23,123 --> 01:10:24,124
[Bennett chuckles]

1573
01:10:30,263 --> 01:10:31,431
I can't watch this.

1574
01:10:35,735 --> 01:10:36,736
[sighs]

1575
01:10:59,726 --> 01:11:01,610
[together] Whoa.

1576
01:11:02,328 --> 01:11:04,230
-[shaman chanting]
-[sighs]

1577
01:11:11,871 --> 01:11:13,239
-[Bennett] You see it?
-[Gabe] No.

1578
01:11:13,306 --> 01:11:14,808
-Do you see-- No. No, no.
-[cart approaching]

1579
01:11:14,908 --> 01:11:16,760
It's not on the green.

1580
01:11:17,744 --> 01:11:20,480
It's not on the green.
Oh. It's not on the green.

1581
01:11:21,810 --> 01:11:22,449
Could've sworn I got all of it.

1582
01:11:23,683 --> 01:11:25,180
Check the cup.

1583
01:11:25,118 --> 01:11:27,120
-Check the cup? [chuckles]
-Check these nuts.

1584
01:11:30,957 --> 01:11:33,827
[shaman chanting]

1585
01:11:36,196 --> 01:11:37,197
"Titleist 7."

1586
01:11:38,164 --> 01:11:39,599
Two pink dots.

1587
01:11:40,200 --> 01:11:41,501
What?

1588
01:11:41,568 --> 01:11:43,169
-[Ron, Marcus laughing]
-[alarm chirps]

1589
01:11:43,236 --> 01:11:44,700
[Ron] Yes.

1590
01:11:44,170 --> 01:11:47,273
[Marcus] You was hustling them the whole
time? Where you learn to play like that?

1591
01:11:47,374 --> 01:11:51,411
[Ron] Army shrink. He said golf was good
for PTSD. I got a little obsessed.

1592
01:11:51,478 --> 01:11:53,513
But that was a hole in one.
What are the chances?

1593
01:11:53,613 --> 01:11:54,948
[chuckling] Uh, roughly zero.

1594
01:11:55,150 --> 01:11:57,484
-So, you cheated?
-I do not cheat.

1595
01:11:57,584 --> 01:11:59,119
I put that on the green fair and square.

1596
01:11:59,185 --> 01:12:01,788
Ernesto. Remember my guy?

1597
01:12:01,855 --> 01:12:04,524
I had him kick it in the cup to make
it awesome, which it totally was.

1598
01:12:04,624 --> 01:12:07,127
Well, look at you now, brother.
You own a new Ferrari.

1599
01:12:07,193 --> 01:12:09,929
Nah, man. We'll enjoy this for a bit,
but I'm-- I'm giving it back.

1600
01:12:10,830 --> 01:12:12,365
I only did it for one reason, Marcus.

1601
01:12:13,199 --> 01:12:17,671
No one, and I mean no one, talks to you
the way they did at breakfast.

1602
01:12:17,737 --> 01:12:20,807
Thank you. And I appreciate that.
So, we can-- Can we just go get the ring--

1603
01:12:20,907 --> 01:12:24,244
You made me your best man, and with that
comes a solemn oath of responsibility.

1604
01:12:25,478 --> 01:12:27,747
Cool. And you're right. It comes with--

1605
01:12:27,814 --> 01:12:29,916
Responsibility to always have your back.

1606
01:12:30,850 --> 01:12:36,723
I give you my word.
I will never, ever… ever let you down.

1607
01:12:36,823 --> 01:12:37,991
Ron, I get it.

1608
01:12:38,580 --> 01:12:42,620
I get it. You got my back. But can we now
go get the rings? Like-- Like right now.

1609
01:12:42,162 --> 01:12:43,563
Sure, man. What's the rush?

1610
01:12:44,640 --> 01:12:46,232
Pawnshop closes at 6:00. It's like 2:45.

1611
01:12:46,332 --> 01:12:48,100
What are you talking about? It's 5:45.

1612
01:12:48,680 --> 01:12:49,669
Oh, shit. [chuckles]

1613
01:12:49,736 --> 01:12:52,720
My watch is still on Oregon time.
I never changed it.

1614
01:12:52,138 --> 01:12:55,475
I was wondering why it gets dark
out here so early.

1615
01:12:57,243 --> 01:12:58,780
What?

1616
01:12:58,144 --> 01:13:00,130
[birds chirping]

1617
01:13:00,113 --> 01:13:05,151
[reporter on radio] …arrested for breaking
into a Pine Valley lake house.

1618
01:13:05,251 --> 01:13:08,221
Luckily for him,
police quickly discovered the problem.

1619
01:13:08,321 --> 01:13:11,891
He once owned the home
and they believe he was simply confused.

1620
01:13:11,991 --> 01:13:15,628
Officer on the scene says
there will be no charges filed.

1621
01:13:15,695 --> 01:13:18,198
Matthew Sweeney's World of Magic Tour
is over and--

1622
01:13:19,833 --> 01:13:22,836
[vehicle approaching]

1623
01:13:22,902 --> 01:13:24,404
-[man 1] Whoa!
-[man 2] Whoa!

1624
01:13:24,471 --> 01:13:25,972
[tires screeching]

1625
01:13:26,720 --> 01:13:28,708
-[man 1] Hell, man!
-[man 2] Whoa!

1626
01:13:30,577 --> 01:13:31,578
Wait.

1627
01:13:32,746 --> 01:13:34,581
[cawing]

1628
01:13:36,916 --> 01:13:39,152
[sighs] Thank ****ing God!

1629
01:13:39,686 --> 01:13:41,888
-[sighs]
-[Ron] See, man? Just like I told you.

1630
01:13:41,988 --> 01:13:45,191
You just gotta float and, somehow,
it all works out. You feel better?

1631
01:13:46,260 --> 01:13:48,661
-Did you ask me if I feel better?
-Yeah.

1632
01:13:48,728 --> 01:13:49,729
Are you serious?

1633
01:13:50,430 --> 01:13:52,699
Do I feel better?
You know how close that was?

1634
01:13:52,766 --> 01:13:55,869
If I had lost these rings,
that whole family would've been on my ***!

1635
01:13:57,604 --> 01:13:59,606
[ominous music playing]

1636
01:14:06,346 --> 01:14:07,280
[gasps]

1637
01:14:08,615 --> 01:14:10,517
What if somebody came in
and bought these rings?

1638
01:14:10,617 --> 01:14:12,352
We wouldn't have been able
to get back the rings.

1639
01:14:12,452 --> 01:14:15,955
We'd have to get some rings from some dead
person's fingers that I don't even know.

1640
01:14:29,936 --> 01:14:32,706
[cawing]

1641
01:14:32,772 --> 01:14:35,141
What should I feel better about?
You know what I'll feel better about?

1642
01:14:35,241 --> 01:14:37,310
When we get back
to that stuffy *** country club

1643
01:14:37,410 --> 01:14:41,981
and get these goddamn Conway family rings
on our goddamn fingers.

1644
01:14:44,284 --> 01:14:45,652
[cawing continues]

1645
01:14:45,752 --> 01:14:49,689
[distorted] That bird's about to shit.

1646
01:14:50,357 --> 01:14:52,250
That's what would happen If I lost these--

1647
01:14:56,930 --> 01:14:58,898
[water splashing]

1648
01:15:06,606 --> 01:15:09,109
I didn't-- I didn't want you
to get your shoes messy.

1649
01:15:11,378 --> 01:15:14,948
[chuckling]

1650
01:15:15,782 --> 01:15:17,817
You didn't want to get my shoes messy?

1651
01:15:17,917 --> 01:15:19,486
I figured you could hold on to them.

1652
01:15:19,586 --> 01:15:23,189
I didn't know you were gonna drop 'em.
I just was trying to save your sh--

1653
01:15:23,289 --> 01:15:27,327
You were trying to save my shoes. [laughs]

1654
01:15:27,394 --> 01:15:31,431
You don't care about my wedding or
me being happy for the rest of my life--

1655
01:15:31,531 --> 01:15:33,433
I just didn't know what was gonna happen.

1656
01:15:33,533 --> 01:15:34,701
Ah! Mother****er!

1657
01:15:34,768 --> 01:15:37,871
Hey. Okay.
You're choking me, man. You're--

1658
01:15:37,937 --> 01:15:39,139
-[grunts]
-[panting]

1659
01:15:39,239 --> 01:15:40,540
You're choking me.

1660
01:15:40,607 --> 01:15:42,750
I know exactly what I'm doing.

1661
01:15:42,142 --> 01:15:43,877
Marcus, I'm trained to escape this.

1662
01:15:45,780 --> 01:15:47,681
But I won't. You're my friend. [coughs]

1663
01:15:47,781 --> 01:15:49,783
I think you need
to express your feelings here.

1664
01:15:49,849 --> 01:15:51,651
Feelings? I feel great.

1665
01:15:51,751 --> 01:15:54,688
I feel so good. This the best
I've felt all ****ing weekend.

1666
01:15:54,788 --> 01:15:57,323
[choking] Got it. Before you choke me
out, there's something you should know.

1667
01:15:57,390 --> 01:15:58,491
Shut up!

1668
01:15:58,558 --> 01:16:01,461
Back before Mexico, the doctors said
I could never have a baby. [coughs]

1669
01:16:01,528 --> 01:16:04,330
They said I was sterile. [coughs]

1670
01:16:04,397 --> 01:16:05,498
Wait, wait. What?

1671
01:16:05,565 --> 01:16:07,500
I went to see a bunch of specialists.

1672
01:16:07,567 --> 01:16:11,237
Out-of-pocket cost is so damn high
with the deductibles. I should have--

1673
01:16:11,338 --> 01:16:12,972
Get to the ****ing point!

1674
01:16:13,730 --> 01:16:16,760
Back in Mexico, Kyla got pregnant.
[coughs]

1675
01:16:16,142 --> 01:16:17,410
And…

1676
01:16:18,745 --> 01:16:21,448
it's because… [coughs] …of you.

1677
01:16:23,350 --> 01:16:25,352
-Oh, God.
-Okay. Passing out.

1678
01:16:26,119 --> 01:16:28,855
[coughing, wheezing]

1679
01:16:28,955 --> 01:16:31,157
Aw, man. Never mind, I'm good.

1680
01:16:31,224 --> 01:16:32,325
[body thuds]

1681
01:16:33,993 --> 01:16:34,994
[whispering] What?

1682
01:16:35,729 --> 01:16:37,300
[panting]

1683
01:16:37,970 --> 01:16:38,431
No, no, no, no, no, no.

1684
01:16:40,767 --> 01:16:43,837
-[jazz music playing on speakers]
-[chattering]

1685
01:16:45,972 --> 01:16:47,140
[sighs]

1686
01:16:51,211 --> 01:16:53,790
-[chuckling] Hey, everybody.
-[Emily scoffs]

1687
01:16:53,646 --> 01:16:55,150
We-- We need to talk.

1688
01:16:55,115 --> 01:16:58,180
Where have you been?
My brother got back from golf an hour ago.

1689
01:16:58,118 --> 01:17:01,210
I really need to talk to you
about something, like, right now.

1690
01:17:01,621 --> 01:17:02,655
-Right now?
-Yes.

1691
01:17:02,722 --> 01:17:07,160
So, Kyla's not five months pregnant.
She got pregnant in Mexico.

1692
01:17:07,227 --> 01:17:08,228
So?

1693
01:17:09,620 --> 01:17:10,630
So…

1694
01:17:10,930 --> 01:17:12,866
um… [chuckles]

1695
01:17:12,932 --> 01:17:15,735
…you know that night got a little--
got a little crazy,

1696
01:17:15,835 --> 01:17:19,305
and we never-- we never actually
discussed everything that happened.

1697
01:17:19,406 --> 01:17:20,707
Like what?

1698
01:17:21,274 --> 01:17:25,445
Like, you know, we had ***
in the same room. Me and you.

1699
01:17:26,312 --> 01:17:32,185
But also, it was, like, partners
in the room also having ***.

1700
01:17:32,285 --> 01:17:36,489
But not with their particular partners.

1701
01:17:39,559 --> 01:17:41,828
You understand where I'm going with this?

1702
01:17:41,895 --> 01:17:43,763
[sighs]

1703
01:17:43,863 --> 01:17:46,833
Yes. I… I know.

1704
01:17:48,268 --> 01:17:49,269
You do?

1705
01:17:50,170 --> 01:17:53,773
I know exactly what happened.
I was there, Marcus.

1706
01:17:54,374 --> 01:17:55,542
[door opens]

1707
01:17:55,608 --> 01:17:58,780
[chattering]

1708
01:17:58,144 --> 01:17:59,746
Uh…

1709
01:17:59,813 --> 01:18:00,814
Baby, is that Zeke?

1710
01:18:03,616 --> 01:18:05,819
And Enzo and Fred.

1711
01:18:06,920 --> 01:18:08,488
Who the hell are these people?

1712
01:18:08,555 --> 01:18:09,622
Surprise!

1713
01:18:09,689 --> 01:18:10,690
-Hey.
-Hey.

1714
01:18:10,790 --> 01:18:13,193
What the hell you doing here?
Matter of fact, why you not at work?

1715
01:18:13,293 --> 01:18:15,962
Nice place, boss. Yeah, I would not
have let us come to this either.

1716
01:18:16,290 --> 01:18:17,897
But we do appreciate the invitation.

1717
01:18:17,997 --> 01:18:20,100
What you mean "invitation"?
I didn't invite you. Who--

1718
01:18:21,670 --> 01:18:22,202
Who did invite you?

1719
01:18:22,268 --> 01:18:23,837
[Ron] Uh, ladies and gentlemen…

1720
01:18:23,903 --> 01:18:25,538
Good evening everyone, and welcome.

1721
01:18:25,605 --> 01:18:27,440
-[giggles]
-[shaman chanting]

1722
01:18:27,540 --> 01:18:28,942
What is he doing up there?

1723
01:18:29,420 --> 01:18:31,978
Captain, uh, permission to say a few words
about the happy couple?

1724
01:18:32,780 --> 01:18:33,113
[chuckles]

1725
01:18:33,179 --> 01:18:36,820
Hello, everyone.
I'm Ron. I'm Marcus's suku'un.

1726
01:18:36,149 --> 01:18:38,952
Of course, you wouldn't know that if you
saw him choking me in the street earlier.

1727
01:18:39,190 --> 01:18:40,620
-The **** is he talking 'bout?
-Shh.

1728
01:18:40,687 --> 01:18:43,623
Marcus. Bet you're surprised
to see your pals from work, huh?

1729
01:18:43,690 --> 01:18:46,192
When I heard Kyla and I were
your only close friends here,

1730
01:18:46,292 --> 01:18:48,128
I called Parker Construction myself,

1731
01:18:48,194 --> 01:18:51,664
and I told them,
"You better get your butts on a plane!"

1732
01:18:51,731 --> 01:18:52,832
'Cause let's face it,

1733
01:18:53,400 --> 01:18:56,169
it's times like these when you want
your closest friends by your side.

1734
01:18:56,236 --> 01:18:58,738
I was best man for my army pal,
Charlie Anderton.

1735
01:18:58,805 --> 01:19:00,473
Man, Charlie and I are super close.

1736
01:19:00,573 --> 01:19:03,309
Like, I talk to him every day.

1737
01:19:03,943 --> 01:19:06,780
Never in my life did I think
I'd have another friend like Charlie.

1738
01:19:08,515 --> 01:19:11,618
And then Marcus and I crossed paths
in Mexico, and I know. I know.

1739
01:19:11,685 --> 01:19:13,486
I'm not supposed to talk about Mexico.

1740
01:19:13,586 --> 01:19:14,788
[chuckles]

1741
01:19:14,854 --> 01:19:18,892
It was just that moment where
Emily and Marcus became like family

1742
01:19:18,992 --> 01:19:20,493
to Kyla and me.

1743
01:19:20,560 --> 01:19:24,330
But little did we know just how much
like family we would become.

1744
01:19:25,765 --> 01:19:27,534
-Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Kyla.
-[chuckles]

1745
01:19:27,600 --> 01:19:30,970
Thank you, baby.
Isn't he so cute, you guys?

1746
01:19:31,710 --> 01:19:35,542
Don't you wanna bake him at 350
till his skin gets crispy?

1747
01:19:35,608 --> 01:19:36,609
[giggles] I do.

1748
01:19:36,710 --> 01:19:38,912
Um, as you can see,
I'm currently with child,

1749
01:19:38,978 --> 01:19:42,449
which is, like, actually insane
because Ron and I were told that kids,

1750
01:19:42,515 --> 01:19:44,517
like, weren't gonna be
in the cards for us.

1751
01:19:47,870 --> 01:19:51,910
But something super magical happened
when we were in Mexico.

1752
01:19:51,191 --> 01:19:55,862
And, Marcus, you are destined to play a
really important part in our child's life.

1753
01:19:56,463 --> 01:20:01,134
I am so excited to announce
to all of you that this baby is--

1754
01:20:01,234 --> 01:20:02,335
Is mine!

1755
01:20:02,435 --> 01:20:04,237
-It's mine.
-[guests gasping, murmuring]

1756
01:20:04,304 --> 01:20:10,176
The baby she's carrying…
It's my-- It's my baby.

1757
01:20:12,512 --> 01:20:13,546
[whispering] I'm confused.

1758
01:20:13,646 --> 01:20:17,250
I was taught by them to step up
and do what's right, and I'm doing it.

1759
01:20:17,350 --> 01:20:18,718
Pass me the wine.

1760
01:20:18,818 --> 01:20:22,389
Me and Emily took a trip to Mexico
where we met these two.

1761
01:20:22,455 --> 01:20:26,793
And, uh, one night, we got really drunk.

1762
01:20:26,893 --> 01:20:32,650
Like, like insanely drunk,
like really ****ed up.

1763
01:20:32,132 --> 01:20:37,737
I was toe up, and things got
a little, um… a little weird.

1764
01:20:39,606 --> 01:20:43,343
***ually. It got ***ually weird.

1765
01:20:43,443 --> 01:20:48,915
Which led to me unintentionally,
'cause it wasn't my intentions to do this,

1766
01:20:49,150 --> 01:20:52,152
I unintentionally gave this woman a baby.

1767
01:20:52,986 --> 01:20:54,587
So now she's carrying my child.

1768
01:20:55,255 --> 01:20:58,580
It is what it is. That's my baby.

1769
01:21:00,393 --> 01:21:01,928
Actually, no.

1770
01:21:04,130 --> 01:21:08,468
We just wanted to share with you
that it's a boy,

1771
01:21:09,469 --> 01:21:12,105
and we're gonna name him Marcus
in your honor.

1772
01:21:12,172 --> 01:21:16,676
You're not the father.
He's not the father. I am. [chuckles]

1773
01:21:17,977 --> 01:21:19,746
I've been trying
to tell you that all week.

1774
01:21:26,820 --> 01:21:29,222
Yeah, so, the impact from the jump, like,

1775
01:21:41,167 --> 01:21:42,669
So, that's not my baby?

1776
01:21:43,336 --> 01:21:44,471
-No.
-No.

1777
01:21:44,571 --> 01:21:46,840
[whispering] Yeah. It's not.

1778
01:21:46,940 --> 01:21:47,941
Sorry.

1779
01:21:54,814 --> 01:21:56,549
[Marcus clears throat, smacks lips]

1780
01:21:57,517 --> 01:22:03,890
I believe that the food choices are
between the fish

1781
01:22:04,900 --> 01:22:05,925
and-- and the beef.

1782
01:22:06,260 --> 01:22:08,528
-Yeah.
-I hear they're both really tasty.

1783
01:22:09,396 --> 01:22:12,232
-Did you cheat on my daughter?
-Captain, hold on.

1784
01:22:12,298 --> 01:22:14,834
Answer me.
Did you have *** with that woman?

1785
01:22:14,934 --> 01:22:16,970
I'm honestly very confused right now.

1786
01:22:17,700 --> 01:22:19,139
-No, Daddy, he didn't.
-How would you know?

1787
01:22:20,140 --> 01:22:21,207
I just do, okay?

1788
01:22:25,311 --> 01:22:26,479
Seriously?

1789
01:22:26,546 --> 01:22:29,516
You-- You will never marry my daughter.

1790
01:22:29,582 --> 01:22:31,510
What have you done to her?

1791
01:22:31,151 --> 01:22:33,319
-He didn't do anything to me, Dad.
-[Gabe] Enough!

1792
01:22:33,386 --> 01:22:34,587
Move.

1793
01:22:34,688 --> 01:22:36,356
Sis, you're not thinking straight, okay?

1794
01:22:36,423 --> 01:22:38,391
Look, it's obvious to everyone besides you

1795
01:22:38,458 --> 01:22:40,794
that you're marrying some loser
who's only bringing you down.

1796
01:22:40,894 --> 01:22:42,128
Yo, who you talkin' about?

1797
01:22:42,228 --> 01:22:43,763
I am talking about you.

1798
01:22:43,830 --> 01:22:46,633
You're utterly beneath her.
You have trash friends, a trash job.

1799
01:22:46,733 --> 01:22:48,635
And you wanna know why? Because you are--

1800
01:22:48,735 --> 01:22:50,103
-What?
-[screams]

1801
01:22:50,837 --> 01:22:51,671
Shit.

1802
01:22:51,771 --> 01:22:53,440
-Well.
-[chuckling] Okay.

1803
01:22:53,506 --> 01:22:55,375
[man yodeling]

1804
01:22:56,109 --> 01:22:57,811
Look what you made me do again.

1805
01:22:57,877 --> 01:22:59,846
Marcus. You give me back those rings.

1806
01:22:59,913 --> 01:23:01,915
-Just give me back those damn rings.
-Oh, my--

1807
01:23:02,150 --> 01:23:04,184
Guess what, Harold. It's not gonna happen.

1808
01:23:04,250 --> 01:23:06,190
You know why? Because the rings…

1809
01:23:07,354 --> 01:23:09,422
the rings are in the, um…

1810
01:23:10,557 --> 01:23:11,791
in the sewer.

1811
01:23:11,891 --> 01:23:13,360
[Emily's mother gasps]

1812
01:23:13,426 --> 01:23:15,128
[guests murmuring]

1813
01:23:15,228 --> 01:23:16,229
My rings?

1814
01:23:16,296 --> 01:23:18,131
Marcus. [sighs] Marcus.

1815
01:23:19,432 --> 01:23:22,402
-Is this who you want to marry?
-Not right now, Mom.

1816
01:23:22,469 --> 01:23:23,770
I'm gonna kick your ***, man.

1817
01:23:23,837 --> 01:23:25,972
Slow down, playboy.
Nobody's kicking anybody's ***.

1818
01:23:26,390 --> 01:23:27,207
[grunts]

1819
01:23:27,307 --> 01:23:28,808
-Yo.
-[grunts]

1820
01:23:28,875 --> 01:23:30,176
[clamoring]

1821
01:23:30,276 --> 01:23:32,645
[Kyla] Ron! Oh, my God! You guys!

1822
01:23:37,684 --> 01:23:41,321
[Kyla] Holy shit! Holy shit! Holy shit!

1823
01:23:41,388 --> 01:23:43,523
Shit. Shit. Shit.

1824
01:23:43,590 --> 01:23:45,258
[grunts] So sorry.

1825
01:23:50,930 --> 01:23:52,599
[grunts] Sorry.

1826
01:23:53,166 --> 01:23:55,602
-You think the bar's still open?
-Mmm.

1827
01:23:57,337 --> 01:24:01,775
Marcus. Marcus, wait. Wait, baby.

1828
01:24:03,309 --> 01:24:04,210
What the hell?

1829
01:24:05,211 --> 01:24:07,981
Three, two times a day.
Down the hatch. Now swallow it down.

1830
01:24:08,480 --> 01:24:10,150
-Get it down.
-Hey. Look. What are you doing?

1831
01:24:10,216 --> 01:24:11,685
-What?
-What?

1832
01:24:12,352 --> 01:24:16,890
I knew it. Dr. Adolphus. You've been
giving her pills this whole time?

1833
01:24:16,189 --> 01:24:18,258
She's in so much pain.
I'm just helping her manage it.

1834
01:24:18,358 --> 01:24:19,626
-[Emily] Oh, my God.
-What the ****, Kyla?

1835
01:24:19,726 --> 01:24:22,262
-What?
-She's old. She could OD.

1836
01:24:22,328 --> 01:24:24,564
-Grandma, spit it out.
-Hey, guys.

1837
01:24:24,631 --> 01:24:26,733
-[coughing]
-Grandma, Grandma. Spit it out. Grandma.

1838
01:24:26,800 --> 01:24:28,168
Spit it out, Grandma! Grandma.

1839
01:24:28,268 --> 01:24:29,436
I feel like I missed something.

1840
01:24:29,502 --> 01:24:30,970
You know what? Just try and swallow--

1841
01:24:31,370 --> 01:24:33,673
Come here!
You had no right to give her drugs.

1842
01:24:33,773 --> 01:24:37,770
Oh, no, no. No, no, no, babe.
They're not drugs. They're herbs.

1843
01:24:37,177 --> 01:24:39,479
Dr. Adolphus--
No, he's a homeopathic doctor.

1844
01:24:39,546 --> 01:24:41,881
Bullshit.
You said he got in trouble with the law.

1845
01:24:41,981 --> 01:24:43,516
Yeah, for selling raw milk.

1846
01:24:43,583 --> 01:24:45,518
Oregon's just not as liberal
as people think.

1847
01:24:45,585 --> 01:24:47,620
Whatever. The fact is, that's my grandma.

1848
01:24:47,721 --> 01:24:49,255
You should not have been
giving her anything.

1849
01:24:49,356 --> 01:24:50,857
[Marcus] That's the problem with you two.

1850
01:24:50,924 --> 01:24:52,992
Y'all love poking your noses
in other people's shit.

1851
01:24:53,930 --> 01:24:54,227
Marcus, that's not true.

1852
01:24:54,294 --> 01:24:55,428
Oh, it's not true?

1853
01:24:55,495 --> 01:24:59,899
So, why would you invite my coworkers
to a wedding without asking me?

1854
01:24:59,966 --> 01:25:02,669
Why did you pawn my rings? You didn't
ask me if we wanted to do that either.

1855
01:25:02,769 --> 01:25:07,207
Or why would you put cocaine in the drinks
of people you don't even know?

1856
01:25:07,307 --> 01:25:11,244
Because I would want people to put cocaine
in my drink if they just met me.

1857
01:25:11,344 --> 01:25:12,979
We were just trying to be nice.

1858
01:25:13,460 --> 01:25:15,915
"Trying to be nice"
just blew up my ****ing wedding!

1859
01:25:16,160 --> 01:25:16,916
[Marcus] This the crazy part.

1860
01:25:17,170 --> 01:25:19,419
We have no idea why you're here
'cause we didn't even invite you.

1861
01:25:19,519 --> 01:25:21,254
Marcus, we're here
because we're your friends.

1862
01:25:21,354 --> 01:25:23,923
Friends? You think we're friends?

1863
01:25:24,240 --> 01:25:25,759
We're not friends, okay!

1864
01:25:25,859 --> 01:25:29,963
We were just vacation friends
for one week in Mexico!

1865
01:25:30,630 --> 01:25:32,650
We didn't plan on
seeing y'all again, at all!

1866
01:25:32,132 --> 01:25:34,300
That's why I didn't give you
my phone number!

1867
01:25:36,302 --> 01:25:38,505
Okay, look. It's been an emotional night--

1868
01:25:38,605 --> 01:25:40,600
Emotional? Let me say this to you.

1869
01:25:40,106 --> 01:25:43,243
Your friend Charlie probably was able
to put up with your bullshit,

1870
01:25:43,343 --> 01:25:46,790
but I'm gonna tell you something,
we had enough.

1871
01:25:46,179 --> 01:25:47,180
We're done.

1872
01:25:47,247 --> 01:25:49,649
So do us a favor
and float the **** outta here.

1873
01:25:55,855 --> 01:25:56,856
Kyla.

1874
01:26:10,837 --> 01:26:12,539
Uh, baby, it had to be done.

1875
01:26:13,640 --> 01:26:15,709
Yeah. They-- They had it--
They had it coming.

1876
01:26:17,243 --> 01:26:18,511
-Yeah.
-Right?

1877
01:26:19,512 --> 01:26:20,814
Yeah.

1878
01:26:20,880 --> 01:26:22,649
Grandma, let me get you back inside.

1879
01:26:26,753 --> 01:26:28,755
[birds chirping]

1880
01:26:30,900 --> 01:26:34,294
[sighs] Oh, Emily says
Harold is still missing.

1881
01:26:34,394 --> 01:26:36,262
He was gone the whole night?

1882
01:26:36,329 --> 01:26:39,332
-You think your employees whupped his ***?
-[Nancy] Oh, stop.

1883
01:26:39,432 --> 01:26:41,835
Dad, no, okay. My employees wouldn't…

1884
01:26:45,380 --> 01:26:47,374
-Nah, you-- you're being ridiculous.
-[door opens]

1885
01:26:47,474 --> 01:26:48,508
[laughing]

1886
01:26:48,608 --> 01:26:50,810
There he is. The man of the hour.

1887
01:26:50,877 --> 01:26:52,379
Are y'all drinking already?

1888
01:26:52,479 --> 01:26:53,813
We still going from last night.

1889
01:26:53,880 --> 01:26:55,849
Yeah, man.
Your wedding just gets better and better.

1890
01:26:55,915 --> 01:26:57,684
Well, I'm glad you enjoying yourself,

1891
01:26:57,751 --> 01:27:00,920
but, honestly, I don't think
we gonna have a wedding anymore.

1892
01:27:01,210 --> 01:27:02,856
-Do we get the Hennessy back?
-Mmm.

1893
01:27:02,922 --> 01:27:04,791
What are you talking about?
It's happening.

1894
01:27:04,891 --> 01:27:06,126
-Says who?
-[door opens]

1895
01:27:07,394 --> 01:27:08,895
Says this *****.

1896
01:27:08,962 --> 01:27:11,398
[all laughing]

1897
01:27:11,464 --> 01:27:12,465
[Marcus] Harold?

1898
01:27:13,566 --> 01:27:15,635
How are ya? Marcus. How you doing?

1899
01:27:15,702 --> 01:27:17,704
Okay, look, man. Where have you been?

1900
01:27:17,804 --> 01:27:20,707
-[chuckles]
-Well, I've been with these fools.

1901
01:27:20,807 --> 01:27:22,676
It's an old army tradition.

1902
01:27:22,742 --> 01:27:25,845
When you punch a man,
you have to buy him a beer.

1903
01:27:25,912 --> 01:27:26,980
And we started drinking.

1904
01:27:27,470 --> 01:27:30,500
[together] And drinking
and drinking and drinking.

1905
01:27:31,170 --> 01:27:34,954
And while we were drinking, the boys told
me about what it was like to work for you.

1906
01:27:36,890 --> 01:27:40,593
They said, "Oh, Marcus.
Marcus is so-- so demanding,

1907
01:27:40,660 --> 01:27:43,563
so-- so uncompromising."

1908
01:27:43,630 --> 01:27:47,600
I must admit,
it does sound like someone I know.

1909
01:27:47,667 --> 01:27:48,802
[chuckles]

1910
01:27:48,868 --> 01:27:54,341
Then they told me
why your last marriage ended.

1911
01:27:55,175 --> 01:27:56,176
Is that right?

1912
01:27:56,743 --> 01:28:00,680
They said, your wife, she didn't wanna
go along with the sacrifices

1913
01:28:00,747 --> 01:28:02,849
that you made when the recession hit.

1914
01:28:05,180 --> 01:28:06,419
And they told me that…

1915
01:28:07,687 --> 01:28:09,890
[sighs]

1916
01:28:09,189 --> 01:28:14,427
…that you paid for
all of your employees, every man,

1917
01:28:14,494 --> 01:28:16,763
out of your own pocket.

1918
01:28:17,731 --> 01:28:19,232
Came back strong, though.

1919
01:28:19,299 --> 01:28:21,670
Thirty-five mil in revenue last year.

1920
01:28:21,134 --> 01:28:23,136
It's right there on the spreadsheet.

1921
01:28:23,203 --> 01:28:28,141
I admit, I haven't held you
in the highest esteem.

1922
01:28:29,420 --> 01:28:31,177
But you're a good businessman, Marcus.

1923
01:28:31,845 --> 01:28:36,483
But more important, you are a good man.

1924
01:28:38,351 --> 01:28:41,621
[chuckles] Wow. This means a lot, Harold.
I really appreciate--

1925
01:28:41,721 --> 01:28:44,357
[all laughing]

1926
01:28:45,580 --> 01:28:48,995
Yes. And to think,
I would never known any of this

1927
01:28:49,950 --> 01:28:51,564
if you hadn't invited these boys.

1928
01:28:52,132 --> 01:28:54,968
But, no. I mean, I actually
didn't even invite them. [chuckles]

1929
01:28:56,536 --> 01:28:57,537
Ron did.

1930
01:28:58,271 --> 01:28:59,272
Huh.

1931
01:29:00,540 --> 01:29:01,875
Where is Ron?

1932
01:29:02,876 --> 01:29:05,812
Hi, sweetie. Got a minute?

1933
01:29:05,879 --> 01:29:09,849
Grandma. I'm sorry about last night.
[sighs]

1934
01:29:09,916 --> 01:29:13,253
You mean when you stuck your hand
down my throat. [chuckles]

1935
01:29:13,353 --> 01:29:15,588
-It happens.
-Does it?

1936
01:29:15,689 --> 01:29:17,257
Whoa, whoa.

1937
01:29:17,357 --> 01:29:18,525
You can walk.

1938
01:29:18,591 --> 01:29:21,895
That pill Kyla gave me really works.

1939
01:29:21,961 --> 01:29:23,630
-Seriously? The herbs?
-Yeah.

1940
01:29:23,730 --> 01:29:26,800
And it doesn't make me sleepy
like my usual pill.

1941
01:29:27,734 --> 01:29:30,270
Oh, she's a sweet girl.

1942
01:29:30,336 --> 01:29:31,938
Yeah, she…

1943
01:29:33,707 --> 01:29:35,175
She's something. [sighs]

1944
01:29:35,275 --> 01:29:37,711
I'm sorry you two had a falling out.

1945
01:29:38,712 --> 01:29:41,147
But she did leave a wedding gift for you.

1946
01:29:45,352 --> 01:29:52,258
"Emily, you're the sister I never had
because my real sister is a B-I-T-C-H.

1947
01:29:52,359 --> 01:29:55,929
I guess it doesn't work to spell out
bad words when you're writing.

1948
01:29:55,995 --> 01:29:57,330
And meeting Marcus…"

1949
01:29:59,733 --> 01:30:02,369
"And meeting Marcus
has brought Ron back to life.

1950
01:30:03,636 --> 01:30:04,637
You wouldn't know it,

1951
01:30:04,704 --> 01:30:08,508
but he's been in a shit ton of pain
since he lost his best friend, Charlie.

1952
01:30:09,676 --> 01:30:12,545
When Charlie died,
half of Ron died with him.

1953
01:30:13,380 --> 01:30:15,648
Or at least it did
until you guys came along.

1954
01:30:15,715 --> 01:30:18,385
I'm sorry we cocked up your whole weekend.

1955
01:30:18,451 --> 01:30:21,921
To make up for it,
Ron spent all morning getting these back.

1956
01:30:22,220 --> 01:30:25,692
PS: I'd wash them before you put them on."

1957
01:30:32,832 --> 01:30:34,467
[sighs, scoffs]

1958
01:30:35,268 --> 01:30:36,703
We messed up, Marcus.

1959
01:30:36,803 --> 01:30:38,271
Yeah.

1960
01:30:38,338 --> 01:30:39,372
We gotta find them.

1961
01:30:39,472 --> 01:30:42,542
I don't know how we gonna do that.
Look, we ain't got a phone number on 'em.

1962
01:30:42,642 --> 01:30:45,211
-Shit, I don't even know where they went.
-[sighs]

1963
01:30:51,685 --> 01:30:54,254
[Emily] It should be close.
She said it was right down the block.

1964
01:30:54,921 --> 01:30:57,424
Nope. [panting]
Damn, baby, you know there's a--

1965
01:30:57,524 --> 01:30:59,659
there's a hundred Waffle Houses
in Atlanta.

1966
01:30:59,759 --> 01:31:03,730
So then we'll just work our way up
from here in concentric circles.

1967
01:31:03,797 --> 01:31:05,899
Classic circle sweep maneuver.

1968
01:31:05,965 --> 01:31:07,567
[Latin pop music playing]

1969
01:31:29,422 --> 01:31:30,857
[music ends]

1970
01:31:30,924 --> 01:31:32,580
Got a feeling that's them.

1971
01:31:32,125 --> 01:31:34,127
[chattering]

1972
01:31:34,794 --> 01:31:37,630
[breathing heavily]
I'm so glad we found you guys.

1973
01:31:37,764 --> 01:31:41,670
Mmm. Well, isn't this
an unhappy coincidence, huh, babe?

1974
01:31:41,134 --> 01:31:43,603
There's a Waffle House
right across the street.

1975
01:31:44,838 --> 01:31:46,673
-You should go eat at that one.
-[Marcus] Look, guys.

1976
01:31:46,773 --> 01:31:48,875
I know we said
some pretty shitty stuff last night.

1977
01:31:48,975 --> 01:31:52,780
-Yeah, shitty, untrue stuff.
-And you right, and we were out of line.

1978
01:31:52,178 --> 01:31:54,214
Yeah.
You guys are not just vacation friends.

1979
01:31:54,314 --> 01:31:56,750
You're real friends,
and we should have treated you like that.

1980
01:31:56,850 --> 01:31:58,952
So, please come--
come back to the wedding.

1981
01:31:59,953 --> 01:32:01,788
I can't get married without my best man.

1982
01:32:01,888 --> 01:32:04,624
Pretty words. How do we know you mean 'em?

1983
01:32:12,298 --> 01:32:13,299
Salaam.

1984
01:32:18,505 --> 01:32:19,506
[sighs]

1985
01:32:21,700 --> 01:32:22,842
Well, what do you think? We go back?

1986
01:32:23,977 --> 01:32:25,545
-**** that.
-Kyla.

1987
01:32:25,645 --> 01:32:27,800
[Kyla] Ron, you heard them.

1988
01:32:27,180 --> 01:32:30,160
They were, like, accusing me
of giving drugs to people.

1989
01:32:31,251 --> 01:32:33,530
-You-- You did.
-Only the good kind.

1990
01:32:33,119 --> 01:32:34,888
Right. They were homeopathic.

1991
01:32:34,954 --> 01:32:37,900
No, I'm talking about the cocaine.

1992
01:32:37,924 --> 01:32:40,326
It was really, really good cocaine.

1993
01:32:42,395 --> 01:32:43,396
No, honey.

1994
01:32:44,764 --> 01:32:45,765
It was great cocaine.

1995
01:32:46,399 --> 01:32:48,168
[crying] Thank you. I love you.

1996
01:32:49,302 --> 01:32:51,204
[Ron] They did come all the way down here.

1997
01:32:52,439 --> 01:32:53,873
Marcus kissed me on the forehead…

1998
01:32:55,175 --> 01:32:56,176
in a Waffle House.

1999
01:32:56,242 --> 01:32:57,644
That's huge.

2000
01:32:59,245 --> 01:33:01,748
Okay. We will come to your wedding,

2001
01:33:01,848 --> 01:33:03,583
but you have to promise
to do something for me.

2002
01:33:04,351 --> 01:33:05,618
Sure. What-- What is it?

2003
01:33:05,719 --> 01:33:10,890
You both have to promise
that you will come to ours.

2004
01:33:11,558 --> 01:33:13,460
Wait, wait, wait. Y'all getting married?

2005
01:33:13,560 --> 01:33:16,129
-Yeah, we decided to do it.
-[Emily squeals]

2006
01:33:16,229 --> 01:33:17,397
[Kyla giggles]

2007
01:33:17,464 --> 01:33:18,565
What changed your mind?

2008
01:33:18,631 --> 01:33:22,268
Well, Ron and I wanna do
what's best for Marcus.

2009
01:33:22,335 --> 01:33:24,300
Why do y'all wanna do what's best for me?

2010
01:33:24,104 --> 01:33:26,272
No, Marcus… Marcus.

2011
01:33:27,400 --> 01:33:29,175
Our son who
we're literally naming after you.

2012
01:33:29,242 --> 01:33:31,811
[stammers] Yes, the baby.
The baby named Marcus.

2013
01:33:31,878 --> 01:33:33,790
-[Marcus laughs]
-[Kyla giggles]

2014
01:33:33,179 --> 01:33:35,150
And, look, y'all.
I promise we'll be there.

2015
01:33:35,810 --> 01:33:38,840
Yeah.
So, where you guys thinking of having it?

2016
01:33:39,352 --> 01:33:42,756
Well, we were thinking…
destination wedding.

2017
01:33:42,856 --> 01:33:45,959
-[romantic Latin music playing]
-[chuckles]

2018
01:33:46,590 --> 01:33:48,610
[chanting in Mayan]

2019
01:33:51,765 --> 01:33:53,566
[baby cooing]

2020
01:33:55,502 --> 01:33:56,936
[giggles, gasps]

2021
01:34:01,174 --> 01:34:02,342
-[squeals]
-[chuckles]

2022
01:34:02,442 --> 01:34:05,879
-Looks like you ****ers are married now!
-[Kyla laughs] Whoo!

2023
01:34:05,979 --> 01:34:07,747
-[Marcus] Yes! [laughs]
-[Kyla] Yay!

2024
01:34:07,847 --> 01:34:10,250
Oh, baby, I love you.

2025
01:34:10,350 --> 01:34:12,218
-[Harold] They did it.
-Yay!

2026
01:34:12,285 --> 01:34:14,788
Marcus, Mommy and Daddy are married!

2027
01:34:14,888 --> 01:34:17,791
-Thank you, you guys.
-[Grandma Phyllis] Congratulations.

2028
01:34:17,891 --> 01:34:19,659
-[Kyla] Thank you so much.
-[Marcus] Thanks, Pop.

2029
01:34:19,759 --> 01:34:21,161
Hey. Hey, everybody. Look. Look.

2030
01:34:21,261 --> 01:34:24,230
I would like to propose a toast
to the new couple

2031
01:34:24,297 --> 01:34:26,800
that is not only our new favorite couple,

2032
01:34:26,900 --> 01:34:28,134
these are our best friends.

2033
01:34:28,201 --> 01:34:30,670
We love you so much.
Congratulations to Ron and Kyla!

2034
01:34:30,770 --> 01:34:32,272
[cheering]

2035
01:34:32,339 --> 01:34:33,340
Cheers!

2036
01:34:33,440 --> 01:34:35,410
Mmm.

2037
01:34:35,141 --> 01:34:36,142
Refreshing.

2038
01:34:36,876 --> 01:34:39,450
[smacks lips]
The salt doesn't taste very salty.

2039
01:34:39,145 --> 01:34:40,647
-[Kyla] Hi, guys!
-Oh!

2040
01:34:40,714 --> 01:34:41,815
-Take this. Take this.
-[laughs]

2041
01:34:41,881 --> 01:34:43,750
-Do you mind taking baby Marcus?
-Oh, please.

2042
01:34:46,886 --> 01:34:49,550
[sighs] Wow.

2043
01:34:50,290 --> 01:34:52,359
Okay. I'll do it if you do it.

2044
01:34:52,425 --> 01:34:55,628
Jesus, Emily. I'm a mom now.

2045
01:34:57,130 --> 01:34:58,465
Of course I'm gonna do it.

2046
01:34:58,565 --> 01:34:59,566
[chuckles]

2047
01:34:59,632 --> 01:35:03,503
Hard to believe I'm a married man now.
It's a lot of responsibility.

2048
01:35:03,603 --> 01:35:05,271
Think you're ready for it?

2049
01:35:07,140 --> 01:35:08,141
Yeah.

2050
01:35:08,675 --> 01:35:09,676
Any advice?

2051
01:35:11,311 --> 01:35:15,315
A wise man told me once to… to just float.

2052
01:35:15,382 --> 01:35:17,217
[Ron, Marcus chuckle]

2053
01:35:17,317 --> 01:35:18,385
-All right.
-Whoa, wait!

2054
01:35:18,451 --> 01:35:20,453
[waves lapping]

2055
01:35:22,355 --> 01:35:25,725
-[all screaming]
-["Ooh La La" playing]

2056
01:35:30,830 --> 01:35:34,667
[man rapping]