1 00:00:15,882 --> 00:00:18,184 -Action. -Design. 2 00:00:18,184 --> 00:00:20,520 (tires squealing) 3 00:00:23,223 --> 00:00:25,692 ♪ Ding, dong, ding ♪ 4 00:00:26,860 --> 00:00:29,662 ♪ Ding, dong, ding ♪ 5 00:00:29,662 --> 00:00:33,660 ("A Holly Jolly Christmas" by Burl Ives playing) 6 00:00:36,403 --> 00:00:39,572 ♪ Have a holly jolly Christmas ♪ 7 00:00:39,572 --> 00:00:42,876 ♪ It's the best time of the year ♪ 8 00:00:43,877 --> 00:00:47,414 ♪ I don't know if there'll be snow ♪ 9 00:00:47,414 --> 00:00:50,830 ♪ But have a cup of cheer ♪ 10 00:00:50,830 --> 00:00:53,386 ♪ Have a holly jolly Christmas ♪ 11 00:00:53,386 --> 00:00:56,189 ♪ And when you walk down the street... ♪ 12 00:00:58,240 --> 00:01:00,293 -(belches) - Another one? 13 00:01:00,293 --> 00:01:04,297 Well, I'm still vertical, so I'd like to change that. 14 00:01:04,297 --> 00:01:07,567 ♪ Oh, ho, the mistletoe ♪ 15 00:01:07,567 --> 00:01:10,236 ♪ Hung where you can see ♪ 16 00:01:11,710 --> 00:01:13,306 ♪ Somebody waits for you... ♪ 17 00:01:13,306 --> 00:01:15,575 (chuckling): Ho, ho. 18 00:01:15,575 --> 00:01:17,770 (gags) 19 00:01:17,770 --> 00:01:19,312 MAN: Bitter. Pint. 20 00:01:20,313 --> 00:01:22,115 You just get off? 21 00:01:22,115 --> 00:01:24,751 ♪ And in case you didn't hear ♪ 22 00:01:24,751 --> 00:01:27,220 ♪ Oh, by golly, have a holly... ♪ 23 00:01:27,220 --> 00:01:29,122 I'm taking a break. 24 00:01:29,122 --> 00:01:31,291 Between shifts, I guess you could say. 25 00:01:31,291 --> 00:01:32,892 - MAN: Hmm. - You ain't driving, are you? 26 00:01:32,892 --> 00:01:35,929 I steer a little, but the reindeer do most of the work. 27 00:01:35,929 --> 00:01:38,865 (laughter) 28 00:01:38,865 --> 00:01:40,266 Mm-hmm. 29 00:01:40,266 --> 00:01:42,469 This is my, uh, fourth year as a Santa. 30 00:01:42,469 --> 00:01:43,770 Ah. 31 00:01:43,770 --> 00:01:45,380 How about you? 32 00:01:45,380 --> 00:01:47,107 Lost count. 33 00:01:47,107 --> 00:01:50,276 I forget why I started doing it in the first place. 34 00:01:50,276 --> 00:01:53,580 Same reason anybody does anything. 35 00:01:53,580 --> 00:01:55,348 The money. 36 00:01:55,348 --> 00:01:58,510 (chuckling): Money. Money. 37 00:01:58,510 --> 00:02:00,530 This whole planet runs on greed. 38 00:02:00,530 --> 00:02:01,755 (crunching) 39 00:02:01,755 --> 00:02:04,691 (grunts, sighs) 40 00:02:04,691 --> 00:02:07,160 MAN: It's the look on the kiddies' faces, innit? 41 00:02:07,160 --> 00:02:08,795 That's what does it for me. 42 00:02:08,795 --> 00:02:12,465 - Ah, the look. Yeah, that look. -(man chuckles) 43 00:02:12,465 --> 00:02:14,668 Lasts about two seconds. 44 00:02:14,668 --> 00:02:17,103 As soon as they're finished unwrapping, 45 00:02:17,103 --> 00:02:19,539 they want the next present, 46 00:02:19,539 --> 00:02:22,308 they want the next cool thing. 47 00:02:22,308 --> 00:02:24,310 That's how this world works. 48 00:02:24,310 --> 00:02:26,346 And kids-- what kids have become. 49 00:02:26,346 --> 00:02:30,517 They're just like little junkies. 50 00:02:30,517 --> 00:02:33,186 They're little shits. They just demand. 51 00:02:33,186 --> 00:02:34,721 They don't believe. 52 00:02:34,721 --> 00:02:38,458 They just want, crave, consume. 53 00:02:38,458 --> 00:02:40,527 (sighs softly) 54 00:02:43,463 --> 00:02:45,965 Maybe this is my last year. 55 00:02:45,965 --> 00:02:48,340 ♪ ♪ 56 00:02:48,340 --> 00:02:50,203 The last Christmas. 57 00:02:53,673 --> 00:02:57,310 Well, I can't stand seeing another Santa in distress. 58 00:02:57,310 --> 00:02:58,478 (belches) 59 00:02:58,478 --> 00:03:00,113 Put his drinks on my tab. 60 00:03:00,113 --> 00:03:01,548 - Okay? - Yeah. 61 00:03:01,548 --> 00:03:04,184 Oh, very merry of you. Okay. 62 00:03:04,184 --> 00:03:06,586 I better get going. 63 00:03:06,586 --> 00:03:08,822 Presents aren't gonna deliver themselves. 64 00:03:08,822 --> 00:03:09,989 (laughter) 65 00:03:09,989 --> 00:03:11,858 Oh, uh... 66 00:03:11,858 --> 00:03:13,727 For your grandson. Save me a trip. 67 00:03:13,727 --> 00:03:15,762 It's, uh, that new video game. 68 00:03:15,762 --> 00:03:18,498 It's Astro Blaster, Blaster Astro. 69 00:03:18,498 --> 00:03:20,500 I-I don't know. 70 00:03:20,500 --> 00:03:21,868 Merry Christmas. (belches) 71 00:03:21,868 --> 00:03:24,371 How'd he know my grandson's name? 72 00:03:24,371 --> 00:03:27,574 - How'd he know I have a grandson? -(door opens) 73 00:03:27,574 --> 00:03:31,878 Oi! That door leads to the roof. 74 00:03:31,878 --> 00:03:33,213 Piss head. 75 00:03:33,213 --> 00:03:35,749 Go easy on him. It's Christmas. 76 00:03:37,917 --> 00:03:41,287 Hey! You can't be up here. 77 00:03:41,287 --> 00:03:44,991 If you break your neck, I'm the one... 78 00:03:44,991 --> 00:03:47,460 (panting) 79 00:03:57,270 --> 00:03:59,272 ♪ ♪ 80 00:03:59,272 --> 00:04:01,307 (sleigh bells jingling) 81 00:04:02,742 --> 00:04:04,811 (sighs) 82 00:04:04,811 --> 00:04:07,247 My God. 83 00:04:12,252 --> 00:04:14,870 It's... 84 00:04:14,870 --> 00:04:16,122 (retching) 85 00:04:16,122 --> 00:04:17,590 ...beauti... 86 00:04:19,292 --> 00:04:21,828 (gasping) 87 00:04:21,828 --> 00:04:23,897 ♪ ♪ 88 00:04:27,133 --> 00:04:29,402 ("Deck the Halls" playing) 89 00:04:39,279 --> 00:04:41,448 (music ends) 90 00:04:47,620 --> 00:04:49,122 (dog barking nearby) 91 00:04:49,122 --> 00:04:50,824 (sighs) 92 00:04:50,824 --> 00:04:52,692 (rummaging) 93 00:04:53,626 --> 00:04:55,829 (vehicle approaches, horn honks) 94 00:04:59,299 --> 00:05:01,368 (bells jingling) 95 00:05:04,437 --> 00:05:06,639 Hi. Hi, hi, hi. 96 00:05:06,639 --> 00:05:08,975 There she is. Hello, muffin. 97 00:05:10,100 --> 00:05:12,312 Let's go see Grandma. 98 00:05:14,470 --> 00:05:15,482 Ooh. 99 00:05:15,482 --> 00:05:17,717 Merry Christmas. 100 00:05:20,530 --> 00:05:21,654 Merry Christmas, Trudy. 101 00:05:21,654 --> 00:05:22,722 Merry... 102 00:05:22,722 --> 00:05:24,491 Mwah, mwah, mwah, mwah, mwah! 103 00:05:24,491 --> 00:05:27,894 Merry Christmas, Daddy, ya filthy animal. 104 00:05:27,894 --> 00:05:29,329 (Trudy chuckling) 105 00:05:29,329 --> 00:05:31,498 She got to stay up late and watch Home Alone. 106 00:05:31,498 --> 00:05:32,565 Uh-huh. 107 00:05:32,565 --> 00:05:35,502 It was so funny. (screams) 108 00:05:35,502 --> 00:05:37,971 - Yep. - That... that hurts. 109 00:05:37,971 --> 00:05:39,506 - All morning. - Okay, um... 110 00:05:39,506 --> 00:05:41,541 Thank you. 111 00:05:42,475 --> 00:05:44,477 For doing this. 112 00:05:44,477 --> 00:05:46,680 I'm not doing it for you. 113 00:05:48,348 --> 00:05:50,483 - It's Christmas! - Yeah! 114 00:05:50,483 --> 00:05:52,686 ♪ ♪ 115 00:06:09,703 --> 00:06:11,371 Merry Christmas, Al. 116 00:06:11,371 --> 00:06:13,206 Hi, Linda. Merry Christmas. 117 00:06:13,206 --> 00:06:15,241 - Mr. Lightstone. - Hey, Al. 118 00:06:15,241 --> 00:06:16,609 Hey, you back there, Tru? 119 00:06:16,609 --> 00:06:18,378 Yeah, I bet you're excited for Christmas. 120 00:06:18,378 --> 00:06:20,800 What did you ask Santa for? 121 00:06:20,800 --> 00:06:21,848 - Not to work on Christmas Eve. -(laughs) 122 00:06:21,848 --> 00:06:23,416 Must've been naughty this year, 123 00:06:23,416 --> 00:06:25,510 -'cause here I am. - Mm-hmm. 124 00:06:25,510 --> 00:06:27,530 Just make sure you let Santa through the gates later, Al. 125 00:06:27,530 --> 00:06:28,588 - Yeah. - Have a merry one, now. 126 00:06:28,588 --> 00:06:30,590 - Merry Christmas. - Merry Christmas, Al. 127 00:06:30,590 --> 00:06:32,625 Merry Christmas, Tru. 128 00:06:32,625 --> 00:06:34,194 -(laughs) Thank you, Al. - Yeah. 129 00:06:34,194 --> 00:06:36,396 ♪ ♪ 130 00:06:51,478 --> 00:06:53,747 ♪ ♪ 131 00:06:55,315 --> 00:06:56,983 (busy chatter) 132 00:06:56,983 --> 00:06:59,753 MAN: I can't remember where the second one is. 133 00:07:02,789 --> 00:07:04,924 MALE VOICE (recorded): Ho, ho, ho, ho. 134 00:07:04,924 --> 00:07:06,659 Merry Christmas. 135 00:07:06,659 --> 00:07:08,762 Hope you're on the nice list. 136 00:07:08,762 --> 00:07:11,498 WOMAN: That doesn't go over there. 137 00:07:11,498 --> 00:07:13,767 (chatter continues indistinctly) 138 00:07:19,272 --> 00:07:20,907 WOMAN: Excuse me. 139 00:07:20,907 --> 00:07:23,109 (chatter continues indistinctly) 140 00:07:25,111 --> 00:07:26,946 What the hell is this? 141 00:07:26,946 --> 00:07:29,315 You are the worst catering company on the planet. 142 00:07:29,315 --> 00:07:31,317 It's lengthwise, not width. 143 00:07:31,317 --> 00:07:33,186 Unbelievable. 144 00:07:33,186 --> 00:07:35,455 ♪ ♪ 145 00:07:41,961 --> 00:07:43,530 (watch beeps) 146 00:07:49,636 --> 00:07:50,804 Okay. 147 00:07:50,804 --> 00:07:53,600 Hi. Hi, guys. Merry Christmas. 148 00:07:53,600 --> 00:07:54,974 - Hi. - I'm fine. Thank you so much. 149 00:07:54,974 --> 00:07:57,544 ("The Twelve Days of Christmas" playing) 150 00:07:57,544 --> 00:08:01,548 I'll never get over the fact that you grew up like this. 151 00:08:02,682 --> 00:08:05,151 My therapist says I'll never get over it, either. 152 00:08:06,152 --> 00:08:07,354 I need a drink. 153 00:08:07,354 --> 00:08:08,822 ♪ Two turtledoves ♪ 154 00:08:08,822 --> 00:08:11,891 ♪ And a partridge in a pear tree... ♪ 155 00:08:11,891 --> 00:08:15,161 -(whistle tooting) - Hey, look at that. 156 00:08:24,137 --> 00:08:25,905 Hi, Linda. 157 00:08:25,905 --> 00:08:27,974 -(chuckling): Hey. - How's it going, Alva? 158 00:08:27,974 --> 00:08:29,876 Mm-hmm. You gained weight. 159 00:08:29,876 --> 00:08:32,746 -(coughing) - Looks good on you, though. 160 00:08:32,746 --> 00:08:34,681 - Thank you. - Mm-hmm. 161 00:08:34,681 --> 00:08:36,383 'Sup, limp ****? 162 00:08:36,383 --> 00:08:37,851 (sighs) 163 00:08:37,851 --> 00:08:39,519 I got great feelings about this Christmas. 164 00:08:39,519 --> 00:08:41,688 - You want to know why? - Yeah. 165 00:08:41,688 --> 00:08:43,690 'Cause I think this is the year 166 00:08:43,690 --> 00:08:45,492 that Mom's gonna kick herself upstairs 167 00:08:45,492 --> 00:08:48,194 and choose one of us to start running the show. 168 00:08:48,194 --> 00:08:52,699 And I got to tell you, Jason, that I'm gunning for your ***. 169 00:08:52,699 --> 00:08:54,100 (clicks tongue) 170 00:08:54,100 --> 00:08:55,902 What would a Lightstone family Christmas be 171 00:08:55,902 --> 00:08:57,704 without groveling and infighting? 172 00:08:57,704 --> 00:08:59,390 (Alva chuckling) 173 00:08:59,390 --> 00:09:00,740 SERVER: Your rosé, ma'am. 174 00:09:00,740 --> 00:09:03,510 Honey, smile. It's Christmas. 175 00:09:03,510 --> 00:09:04,611 Mm. 176 00:09:04,611 --> 00:09:06,212 Good. Good girl. 177 00:09:06,212 --> 00:09:07,747 (chuckles) 178 00:09:08,581 --> 00:09:11,718 I am sorry about my sister. 179 00:09:11,718 --> 00:09:14,220 ♪ Making spirits bright ♪ 180 00:09:14,220 --> 00:09:17,900 ♪ What fun it is to ride and sing... ♪ 181 00:09:17,900 --> 00:09:19,559 It is really nice to see you. 182 00:09:21,394 --> 00:09:23,697 To have you here. 183 00:09:23,697 --> 00:09:26,933 ♪ Jingle all the way... ♪ 184 00:09:26,933 --> 00:09:30,403 Okay, I'm behind. Catch me up on all the hot goss. 185 00:09:30,403 --> 00:09:32,238 Hot goss. Okay. 186 00:09:32,238 --> 00:09:36,420 Um, well, you remember Bert, my sister's pride and joy. 187 00:09:36,420 --> 00:09:39,879 Yo, yo, yo. This is the Bert Locker 188 00:09:39,879 --> 00:09:43,750 living that bling life on Christmas Eve. 189 00:09:43,750 --> 00:09:45,318 (laughs, inhales sharply) 190 00:09:45,318 --> 00:09:46,753 Hashtag "blessed." 191 00:09:46,753 --> 00:09:49,289 He just got what I can only assume 192 00:09:49,289 --> 00:09:52,592 will be his first of many ***ual harassment accusations. 193 00:09:52,592 --> 00:09:54,260 Mom paid off the school, 194 00:09:54,260 --> 00:09:56,429 and now the gymnasium is named after us. 195 00:09:56,429 --> 00:09:58,431 Of course she did. 196 00:09:58,431 --> 00:09:59,566 What about Tragic Mike? 197 00:09:59,566 --> 00:10:01,334 All I'm saying is, 198 00:10:01,334 --> 00:10:03,300 if I was on one of those planes, 199 00:10:03,300 --> 00:10:05,500 9/11 would've ended with a bunch of terrorists 200 00:10:05,500 --> 00:10:08,775 skydiving over Connecticut without their parachutes. 201 00:10:08,775 --> 00:10:10,810 -(grunts) Yeah. You like that? - ALVA: Yes. Yes. 202 00:10:10,810 --> 00:10:13,130 - Yeah, I do like it. - Ooh. 203 00:10:15,482 --> 00:10:17,584 - Hmm. -He's been doing an Oscar-worthy job 204 00:10:17,584 --> 00:10:20,153 - of pretending to find my sister appealing. -(laughs) 205 00:10:20,153 --> 00:10:22,655 Now he wants Mom to fund a film for him. 206 00:10:22,655 --> 00:10:24,900 (laughing) 207 00:10:24,900 --> 00:10:25,592 (indistinct chatter) 208 00:10:25,592 --> 00:10:27,594 - MORGAN: It's Gertrude! - It's Mom. 209 00:10:27,594 --> 00:10:29,629 - Okay, let's do this. - Okay, okay. Come on. 210 00:10:29,629 --> 00:10:31,331 - Come on. Bert, get over here. - No. Mom. Mom! 211 00:10:31,331 --> 00:10:32,599 - Positions. - Game time, buddy. 212 00:10:32,599 --> 00:10:34,434 - Okay. Okay. - This is my good side. 213 00:10:34,434 --> 00:10:36,236 - BERT: I'm busy. -ALVA: We've gone over this! Come on! 214 00:10:36,236 --> 00:10:37,337 MORGAN: Gosh. Okay. 215 00:10:37,337 --> 00:10:38,505 ALVA: Bert, get in the middle. 216 00:10:38,505 --> 00:10:39,773 (sighs): So it begins. 217 00:10:39,773 --> 00:10:41,908 Seriously, come. You know what that means. 218 00:10:41,908 --> 00:10:43,977 Shall we jockey forward? 219 00:10:43,977 --> 00:10:45,745 No. 220 00:10:46,913 --> 00:10:49,482 No, we can hang back. 221 00:10:49,482 --> 00:10:50,950 Yeah. 222 00:10:50,950 --> 00:10:52,585 Trudy, honey? 223 00:10:54,287 --> 00:10:55,522 Come on over here. 224 00:10:55,522 --> 00:10:56,990 -(growls playfully) -(Trudy chuckles) 225 00:10:56,990 --> 00:10:59,159 Just, like... 226 00:10:59,159 --> 00:11:00,960 GERTRUDE: Threaten 'em or bribe 'em. 227 00:11:00,960 --> 00:11:02,262 This isn't rocket science. 228 00:11:02,262 --> 00:11:03,797 Same shit we always do. 229 00:11:05,298 --> 00:11:06,633 That's what? 230 00:11:06,633 --> 00:11:09,102 That's the best you can do? 231 00:11:09,102 --> 00:11:10,970 Excited to see your grandma? 232 00:11:10,970 --> 00:11:12,305 Listen, you ****sucker. 233 00:11:12,305 --> 00:11:14,274 It's Christmas, so why don't you take 234 00:11:14,274 --> 00:11:16,176 your best offer, gift wrap it, 235 00:11:16,176 --> 00:11:19,145 and ram it up your ****ing box. 236 00:11:19,145 --> 00:11:20,480 (Alva clears throat) 237 00:11:20,480 --> 00:11:22,816 GERTRUDE: Maybe you don't realize who I am. 238 00:11:22,816 --> 00:11:24,384 Those were Grandma words. You know, forget them. 239 00:11:24,384 --> 00:11:26,219 ALVA: Oh, boy. Look at Mr. Cool back here. 240 00:11:26,219 --> 00:11:28,488 Yeah, what's your angle, man? Hmm? 241 00:11:28,488 --> 00:11:31,124 No angle. I'm not doing anything. 242 00:11:31,124 --> 00:11:32,559 (scoffing): Oh, yeah. 243 00:11:32,559 --> 00:11:34,160 GERTRUDE: No, no, no. No, no, no, no, no. No! 244 00:11:34,160 --> 00:11:37,197 Don't shit in my mouth and tell me it's chocolate cake. 245 00:11:37,197 --> 00:11:38,498 (chuckles) Grandma's cool. 246 00:11:38,498 --> 00:11:40,800 GERTRUDE: I can make that story go away... 247 00:11:40,800 --> 00:11:42,502 I think your brother's up to something. 248 00:11:42,502 --> 00:11:44,304 No, I just decided to let you guys 249 00:11:44,304 --> 00:11:46,172 have all the fun sucking up to Mom today. 250 00:11:46,172 --> 00:11:48,975 Please. You are King Suck-up. 251 00:11:48,975 --> 00:11:51,110 You named your kid Gertrude. 252 00:11:51,110 --> 00:11:52,379 (Linda scoffs) 253 00:11:52,379 --> 00:11:54,681 Alva, you named your son Bertrude. 254 00:11:54,681 --> 00:11:56,683 Okay. 255 00:11:56,683 --> 00:11:58,385 Sorry, Bert, but that's not a real name. 256 00:11:58,385 --> 00:12:01,221 Sorry, Linda. We can't all be lucky enough to have daughters. 257 00:12:01,221 --> 00:12:03,223 Mom, I can hear you. 258 00:12:04,357 --> 00:12:06,926 You know something we don't. What is it? 259 00:12:06,926 --> 00:12:08,395 No, I don't. I don't. 260 00:12:08,395 --> 00:12:09,662 I got it. Bingo. 261 00:12:09,662 --> 00:12:11,640 I'm onto you, man. Come on! 262 00:12:11,640 --> 00:12:12,699 - We were just... - MORGAN: Come on, 263 00:12:12,699 --> 00:12:13,933 come on, come on, come on. 264 00:12:13,933 --> 00:12:16,236 - GERTRUDE: You big sack of shit. - Ooh. 265 00:12:16,236 --> 00:12:18,710 No wonder your husband left you. 266 00:12:18,710 --> 00:12:20,340 Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. 267 00:12:21,374 --> 00:12:23,710 Merry Christmas to you, too, Senator. 268 00:12:24,544 --> 00:12:26,346 - Merry Christmas, Mommy. - Merry Christmas. 269 00:12:26,346 --> 00:12:27,681 (chuckling) 270 00:12:27,681 --> 00:12:29,215 LINDA: Merry Christmas. 271 00:12:29,215 --> 00:12:31,951 Why in the hell are you standing all the way back there? 272 00:12:33,530 --> 00:12:34,788 Merry Christmas, Grandma! 273 00:12:34,788 --> 00:12:36,890 - GERTRUDE: Aw. - Little *****. 274 00:12:36,890 --> 00:12:39,426 Little Gertrude. And how is my favorite granddaughter? 275 00:12:39,426 --> 00:12:41,961 Everybody calls me Trudy now. 276 00:12:41,961 --> 00:12:43,630 Trudy? 277 00:12:44,964 --> 00:12:47,100 - Well, that makes her sound like a *****. -Okay. 278 00:12:47,100 --> 00:12:49,869 Oh, she doesn't even know the meaning of the word. 279 00:12:49,869 --> 00:12:52,205 I'm starving. Let's eat. 280 00:12:52,205 --> 00:12:53,640 ALVA: Great. 281 00:12:53,640 --> 00:12:56,142 And, Mom, I think Gertrude is a beautiful name. 282 00:12:56,142 --> 00:12:58,445 Mm-hmm. I only call her Gertrude. 283 00:12:58,445 --> 00:12:59,746 - Merry Christmas, Gertrude. - Come on, Bertrude. 284 00:12:59,746 --> 00:13:03,483 ♪ When the kids are fast asleep ♪ 285 00:13:03,483 --> 00:13:06,152 ♪ Gently down the stairs we'll creep ♪ 286 00:13:06,152 --> 00:13:07,787 (swallows, gags) 287 00:13:07,787 --> 00:13:10,657 ♪ Then we'll lock and bolt all the doors ♪ 288 00:13:10,657 --> 00:13:14,294 ♪ Just you and me and Santa Claus ♪ 289 00:13:14,294 --> 00:13:15,762 (groans) 290 00:13:15,762 --> 00:13:18,598 ♪ We'll be as quiet as quiet can be ♪ 291 00:13:18,598 --> 00:13:21,901 ♪ Planting toys under the tree ♪ 292 00:13:21,901 --> 00:13:25,672 ♪ We'll be crawling around on all fours ♪ 293 00:13:25,672 --> 00:13:27,474 ♪ Just you and me ♪ 294 00:13:27,474 --> 00:13:30,110 -♪ And Santa Claus ♪ -(belching) 295 00:13:30,110 --> 00:13:31,745 (whooping) 296 00:13:31,745 --> 00:13:33,780 ♪ ♪ 297 00:13:37,450 --> 00:13:39,452 ♪ For soon will be ♪ 298 00:13:39,452 --> 00:13:41,121 -♪ That magic time ♪ -(scoffs) 299 00:13:41,121 --> 00:13:43,790 ♪ When we hear that midnight chime ♪ 300 00:13:43,790 --> 00:13:45,592 -(wind whistling) -(urine splattering) 301 00:13:45,592 --> 00:13:47,293 -♪ When that flying sleigh ♪ -(grunts) 302 00:13:47,293 --> 00:13:49,596 ♪ Finally flies away ♪ 303 00:13:49,596 --> 00:13:52,799 ♪ We'll have a very merry Christmas Day ♪ 304 00:13:52,799 --> 00:13:57,303 ♪ We'll raise a toast to the team with the most ♪ 305 00:13:57,303 --> 00:14:00,640 ♪ The best there ever was ♪ 306 00:14:00,640 --> 00:14:04,644 ♪ You and me and Santa Claus... ♪ 307 00:14:04,644 --> 00:14:07,480 Another ****ing Christmas. 308 00:14:09,282 --> 00:14:10,817 (song ends) 309 00:14:10,817 --> 00:14:12,552 TRUDY: I made these all by myself. 310 00:14:12,552 --> 00:14:14,154 - JASON: No way. - LINDA: Mm-hmm. 311 00:14:14,154 --> 00:14:16,322 TRUDY: I even made one that looks exactly like Santa. 312 00:14:16,322 --> 00:14:18,825 - Exactly. - JASON (laughs): Yeah. 313 00:14:19,659 --> 00:14:21,194 Santa gets a candy cane, too? 314 00:14:21,194 --> 00:14:22,462 Yeah. 315 00:14:22,462 --> 00:14:23,963 Mm, okay. 316 00:14:25,331 --> 00:14:27,000 It's perfect. 317 00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:28,668 No peeking. 318 00:14:28,668 --> 00:14:31,137 This house has so many chimneys. 319 00:14:31,137 --> 00:14:32,639 (Linda chuckles) 320 00:14:32,639 --> 00:14:34,674 How will Santa know which one to come down? 321 00:14:34,674 --> 00:14:36,543 Oh, Santa just knows. 322 00:14:36,543 --> 00:14:38,345 Christmas magic. 323 00:14:41,314 --> 00:14:43,160 Honey, what's wrong? 324 00:14:43,160 --> 00:14:46,519 Daddy never took me to see Santa at the mall this year. 325 00:14:47,320 --> 00:14:49,522 LINDA: He didn't. 326 00:14:51,891 --> 00:14:53,893 I am so sorry. 327 00:14:55,695 --> 00:14:57,664 This year has been weird. 328 00:14:57,664 --> 00:15:01,368 I never got to tell Santa what I wanted for Christmas. 329 00:15:01,368 --> 00:15:03,870 Oh, honey. Come here. 330 00:15:07,540 --> 00:15:10,176 You know what? 331 00:15:10,176 --> 00:15:14,381 You go put your pj's on, 332 00:15:14,381 --> 00:15:17,450 and I will be two minutes. 333 00:15:19,119 --> 00:15:21,388 ♪ ♪ 334 00:15:23,256 --> 00:15:25,558 (hushed): Yes! 335 00:15:27,270 --> 00:15:29,429 Okay... 336 00:15:29,429 --> 00:15:32,532 (muttering) 337 00:15:37,370 --> 00:15:39,720 (sighs): Yes. 338 00:15:39,720 --> 00:15:41,740 (paper rustling) 339 00:15:42,909 --> 00:15:44,744 Yes! 340 00:15:46,212 --> 00:15:50,617 Because you have been so good to me and Mommy this year, 341 00:15:50,617 --> 00:15:54,587 we decided that you could have one gift... 342 00:15:54,587 --> 00:15:56,456 (gasps) early! 343 00:15:56,456 --> 00:15:58,925 - Really? -(Jason chuckling) 344 00:16:02,962 --> 00:16:05,650 What is it? 345 00:16:06,966 --> 00:16:10,570 That is a very special walkie-talkie. 346 00:16:10,570 --> 00:16:12,105 It's magic. 347 00:16:12,105 --> 00:16:13,406 - Magic? - Mm-hmm. 348 00:16:13,406 --> 00:16:15,608 What you got right there 349 00:16:15,608 --> 00:16:17,977 is a direct hotline to Santa Claus himself. 350 00:16:17,977 --> 00:16:20,747 - I can talk to Santa? - Oh, yeah. 351 00:16:20,747 --> 00:16:24,584 It's just like writing him a letter... but better. 352 00:16:24,584 --> 00:16:25,685 Mm-hmm. 353 00:16:25,685 --> 00:16:28,488 Now, the only thing is, 354 00:16:28,488 --> 00:16:30,857 he might not have time to answer you. 355 00:16:30,857 --> 00:16:32,926 He's delivering a lot of presents tonight. 356 00:16:32,926 --> 00:16:34,260 Mm-hmm. 357 00:16:34,260 --> 00:16:36,830 But he'll hear everything you want to say to him. 358 00:16:41,134 --> 00:16:43,303 (beeps, crackles) 359 00:16:43,303 --> 00:16:45,138 Hello, Santa? 360 00:16:45,138 --> 00:16:48,608 This is Trudy Lightstone. 361 00:16:48,608 --> 00:16:50,643 I hope you're having a nice night. 362 00:16:50,643 --> 00:16:52,812 JASON: Mm. (kissing rapidly) 363 00:16:52,812 --> 00:16:57,550 It's really cold tonight, so don't forget your mittens. 364 00:16:58,385 --> 00:17:01,688 So, I wanted to tell you, Santa, 365 00:17:01,688 --> 00:17:03,490 I was extra good this year, 366 00:17:03,490 --> 00:17:07,660 so I wrote a big list for you with all the stuff I wanted. 367 00:17:08,995 --> 00:17:10,864 But then... 368 00:17:10,864 --> 00:17:14,300 then I realized I don't need any of that. 369 00:17:15,201 --> 00:17:18,905 I really only want one present for Christmas. 370 00:17:20,573 --> 00:17:24,244 I want Mommy and Daddy to make up 371 00:17:24,244 --> 00:17:26,680 so we can be a family again. 372 00:17:27,881 --> 00:17:29,549 Okay. 373 00:17:29,549 --> 00:17:31,718 Good night, Santa. 374 00:17:32,886 --> 00:17:35,210 Good night, Mr. Bunny. 375 00:17:39,225 --> 00:17:41,661 (sighs) 376 00:17:42,529 --> 00:17:44,970 (footsteps squishing) 377 00:17:44,970 --> 00:17:46,566 (groans) 378 00:17:47,434 --> 00:17:49,202 Which one of you did that? 379 00:17:49,202 --> 00:17:50,537 (reindeer grunting) 380 00:17:50,537 --> 00:17:51,871 You can't go two seconds without 381 00:17:51,871 --> 00:17:53,707 crapping on the roof like a bunch of pigeons? 382 00:17:53,707 --> 00:17:55,408 (huffing) 383 00:17:55,408 --> 00:17:58,545 So unprofessional. 384 00:18:00,130 --> 00:18:01,114 (sighs) 385 00:18:01,114 --> 00:18:03,850 You know, Rudolph will never do this crap. 386 00:18:04,684 --> 00:18:07,587 -(jingling) -(whooshing) 387 00:18:08,555 --> 00:18:10,557 (sighs, grunts) 388 00:18:10,557 --> 00:18:12,759 ♪ ♪ 389 00:18:17,630 --> 00:18:18,732 Hmm. 390 00:18:23,360 --> 00:18:24,804 Mmm. 391 00:18:29,309 --> 00:18:31,478 (chuckling) 392 00:18:31,478 --> 00:18:33,747 Mmm, mmm. 393 00:18:34,748 --> 00:18:37,830 Homemade. 394 00:18:37,830 --> 00:18:38,451 Mmm. 395 00:18:38,451 --> 00:18:40,220 (slurps) 396 00:18:42,288 --> 00:18:44,290 Ugh. 397 00:18:44,290 --> 00:18:45,892 Skim. 398 00:18:56,136 --> 00:18:57,737 Oh, yeah. 399 00:18:57,737 --> 00:18:59,839 That's the stuff. 400 00:19:04,277 --> 00:19:06,179 Mmm. 401 00:19:07,180 --> 00:19:08,948 DuBoi... 402 00:19:08,948 --> 00:19:11,951 - On some prewar shit right there. -(cork pops) 403 00:19:11,951 --> 00:19:14,354 - Good shit. -(cork clatters on floor) 404 00:19:18,124 --> 00:19:21,940 ("We Wish You a Merry Christmas" melody plays) 405 00:19:24,631 --> 00:19:25,965 (melody ends) 406 00:19:25,965 --> 00:19:27,634 (exhales sharply) Mmm. 407 00:19:27,634 --> 00:19:29,302 That pairs well. 408 00:19:29,302 --> 00:19:31,971 What do we have here? 409 00:19:33,540 --> 00:19:35,975 (sighing) 410 00:19:45,151 --> 00:19:47,530 (chair vibrating) 411 00:19:48,188 --> 00:19:49,889 Oh, yeah. 412 00:19:49,889 --> 00:19:51,991 That's the stuff. 413 00:19:54,794 --> 00:19:56,830 (slurping) 414 00:20:00,900 --> 00:20:04,400 - You know, uh... -(sighs) 415 00:20:04,400 --> 00:20:07,700 Christmas is all right, 416 00:20:07,700 --> 00:20:10,677 but you Americans don't celebrate my favorite holiday. 417 00:20:11,511 --> 00:20:13,346 Oh, yeah? What? 418 00:20:13,346 --> 00:20:14,981 Boxing Day. 419 00:20:16,416 --> 00:20:18,351 (glass shatters) 420 00:20:18,351 --> 00:20:20,387 ♪ ♪ 421 00:20:25,325 --> 00:20:27,394 (watch beeping) 422 00:20:27,394 --> 00:20:29,429 (chiming) 423 00:20:34,868 --> 00:20:37,103 (watches chiming) 424 00:20:41,608 --> 00:20:43,877 (watch chiming) 425 00:20:48,214 --> 00:20:49,883 Yo, yo. B. Lightstone here, 426 00:20:49,883 --> 00:20:51,685 live streaming the dream, you know. 427 00:20:51,685 --> 00:20:54,220 They say the richest man... 428 00:20:55,388 --> 00:20:57,230 Say goodbye. 429 00:20:57,230 --> 00:20:58,958 And if you... 430 00:21:00,126 --> 00:21:03,129 Grandma! Your Wi-Fi sucks ****. 431 00:21:03,129 --> 00:21:04,798 Damn it! 432 00:21:04,798 --> 00:21:07,400 When he was small, I begged you to beat him. 433 00:21:07,400 --> 00:21:09,369 (gasps softly) 434 00:21:24,884 --> 00:21:26,886 Hey. Merry Christmas. 435 00:21:26,886 --> 00:21:28,555 Or should I say "happy holidays" now? 436 00:21:28,555 --> 00:21:30,590 Right? I mean, it's like, people, make up your minds. 437 00:21:30,590 --> 00:21:32,826 - You know what I'm saying? - Can I help you? 438 00:21:32,826 --> 00:21:34,794 Oh, yeah. I sure hope so. See, uh, 439 00:21:34,794 --> 00:21:36,429 my car broke down a little ways... 440 00:21:36,429 --> 00:21:38,264 Out here? This is a private road. 441 00:21:38,264 --> 00:21:40,266 You're telling me. (chuckles) 442 00:21:40,266 --> 00:21:42,569 It's the first place I've seen for miles. 443 00:21:42,569 --> 00:21:43,837 I think I got frostbite. 444 00:21:43,837 --> 00:21:45,171 Where the hell am I, anyway? 445 00:21:45,171 --> 00:21:46,940 G.T. Lightstone family compound. 446 00:21:46,940 --> 00:21:48,775 I'll call you a tow. 447 00:21:51,111 --> 00:21:53,113 -(silenced gunshot) -(grunts) 448 00:21:55,415 --> 00:21:57,817 ♪ ♪ 449 00:21:57,817 --> 00:21:59,819 All right, revelers. 450 00:22:00,987 --> 00:22:02,589 Sugarplum. Check. 451 00:22:02,589 --> 00:22:05,558 Krampus. Ready to **** shit up. 452 00:22:05,558 --> 00:22:07,327 Candy Cane. Check. 453 00:22:07,327 --> 00:22:09,963 - Go for Frosty. - Go for Tinsel. 454 00:22:09,963 --> 00:22:11,664 Go for Gingerbread. 455 00:22:11,664 --> 00:22:14,634 Are we gonna use these stupid code names all night? 456 00:22:14,634 --> 00:22:16,136 (over earpiece): 'Tis the season. 457 00:22:16,136 --> 00:22:19,939 Welcome to your worst Christmas ever. 458 00:22:19,939 --> 00:22:23,309 Trudy loves seeing Santa at the mall. 459 00:22:24,144 --> 00:22:25,945 She loves going with her father. 460 00:22:25,945 --> 00:22:27,614 And you should've taken her yesterday, 461 00:22:27,614 --> 00:22:28,982 like you do every Christmas, 462 00:22:28,982 --> 00:22:30,684 but we didn't even hear from you. 463 00:22:30,684 --> 00:22:32,180 Mom put me on a special project. 464 00:22:32,180 --> 00:22:33,453 - It's complicated. - But it's not, 465 00:22:33,453 --> 00:22:35,522 because it keeps happening over and over. 466 00:22:35,522 --> 00:22:38,124 - Your mother forcing herself between us. -You're right. 467 00:22:39,826 --> 00:22:41,861 ♪ ♪ 468 00:22:42,696 --> 00:22:45,980 What if we could give Trudy her Christmas wish? 469 00:22:45,980 --> 00:22:47,167 (scoffs) You're trying to win me back 470 00:22:47,167 --> 00:22:49,836 with a romantic weekend at your mother's? 471 00:22:49,836 --> 00:22:53,173 What if things really changed this time? 472 00:22:54,941 --> 00:22:57,377 We got out from under my mother's thumb. 473 00:22:57,377 --> 00:22:59,179 We'll walk away. 474 00:22:59,179 --> 00:23:01,881 From the company, the family. 475 00:23:04,617 --> 00:23:06,219 Tonight. 476 00:23:07,200 --> 00:23:08,555 What are you up to? 477 00:23:08,555 --> 00:23:11,825 (distant gunfire) 478 00:23:13,590 --> 00:23:15,280 -(rapid gunfire) -(grunts) 479 00:23:18,531 --> 00:23:20,330 (chair vibrating) 480 00:23:20,330 --> 00:23:22,202 -(distant gunfire) -(snorts) 481 00:23:26,139 --> 00:23:27,674 (vibrating stops) 482 00:23:27,674 --> 00:23:29,309 (gunfire continues) 483 00:23:33,847 --> 00:23:36,216 (groaning) 484 00:23:43,690 --> 00:23:45,325 (gunfire continues) 485 00:23:45,325 --> 00:23:47,861 (grunting) 486 00:23:47,861 --> 00:23:50,300 (panting quietly) 487 00:23:50,300 --> 00:23:52,198 (whimpering) 488 00:23:52,198 --> 00:23:53,867 -(Candy Cane yells) -(grunts) 489 00:23:53,867 --> 00:23:55,168 Let's go. 490 00:23:55,168 --> 00:23:57,671 We need to get you out of here. 491 00:23:57,671 --> 00:23:59,406 Mommy, where are you going? 492 00:23:59,406 --> 00:24:01,207 - She's going for the panic room! - What? 493 00:24:01,207 --> 00:24:02,542 - Yes. Go, Bertrude. - Without us? 494 00:24:02,542 --> 00:24:05,211 -(gunfire continues) -(groaning) 495 00:24:07,347 --> 00:24:08,515 (grunts) 496 00:24:08,515 --> 00:24:10,550 ALVA: ****, ****, ****, ****, ****, ****. 497 00:24:19,426 --> 00:24:21,940 (gunfire) 498 00:24:32,238 --> 00:24:34,207 GERTRUDE: There isn't room for all of us. 499 00:24:34,207 --> 00:24:35,942 She can fit at least two of us. Mom, take me. 500 00:24:35,942 --> 00:24:37,911 - Mom! (stammers) - Oh. Yeah. 501 00:24:37,911 --> 00:24:39,546 M-Mom, can Bert come, too? 502 00:24:39,546 --> 00:24:42,215 -(device beeps) -(whirring) 503 00:24:42,215 --> 00:24:43,450 Okay. Move it or lose it, son. 504 00:24:43,450 --> 00:24:45,151 - Move it! - Whoa, whoa, whoa. 505 00:24:45,151 --> 00:24:47,287 You're supposed to protect us. 506 00:24:47,287 --> 00:24:48,955 We protect the primary asset. 507 00:24:52,926 --> 00:24:54,127 Who the hell are you? 508 00:24:54,127 --> 00:24:57,970 You can call me Mr. Scrooge. 509 00:24:57,831 --> 00:24:59,265 Hilarious. 510 00:24:59,265 --> 00:25:00,600 Get him. 511 00:25:01,234 --> 00:25:03,269 (grunting and groaning) 512 00:25:09,142 --> 00:25:11,578 Bah humbug, mother****er. 513 00:25:14,914 --> 00:25:17,117 ♪ ♪ 514 00:25:20,954 --> 00:25:23,189 SCROOGE: Hey. Step aside. 515 00:25:24,457 --> 00:25:26,960 Tinsel, Peppermint, sweep upstairs. 516 00:25:26,960 --> 00:25:29,162 I want all the Lightstones together. 517 00:25:29,963 --> 00:25:31,664 Kill anybody else you find. 518 00:25:35,969 --> 00:25:39,472 (panting, whimpering) 519 00:25:41,841 --> 00:25:44,644 ****. ****, ****. 520 00:25:45,478 --> 00:25:48,140 LINDA: Trudy, honey, we got to go. 521 00:25:48,982 --> 00:25:50,517 JASON: Wake up, honey. Wake up. 522 00:25:50,517 --> 00:25:53,319 Maybe we can get out the back by the servants' stairs. 523 00:25:56,956 --> 00:25:58,324 (gasps) 524 00:25:58,324 --> 00:26:00,160 (crackles, whistles) 525 00:26:00,160 --> 00:26:02,662 Oh, come on. Not now. Not now. 526 00:26:02,662 --> 00:26:03,797 (crackles, whistles) 527 00:26:03,797 --> 00:26:05,799 ****! ****! 528 00:26:05,799 --> 00:26:07,333 Mistletoe, gingerbread. 529 00:26:07,333 --> 00:26:09,469 (crackles, whistles) 530 00:26:11,671 --> 00:26:13,406 (gasps) 531 00:26:20,980 --> 00:26:23,416 (banging) 532 00:26:31,524 --> 00:26:32,592 Hey! 533 00:26:32,592 --> 00:26:34,327 (jingling) 534 00:26:35,428 --> 00:26:36,696 Oh. Oh. 535 00:26:36,696 --> 00:26:38,164 (chuckling): Hi. 536 00:26:38,164 --> 00:26:40,600 You got me. 537 00:26:40,600 --> 00:26:43,203 I don't want any trouble, okay? 538 00:26:43,203 --> 00:26:44,904 Downstairs. Now. 539 00:26:44,904 --> 00:26:48,575 Look, mister, I don't want to get involved. 540 00:26:48,575 --> 00:26:51,110 I just... I just have a job to do. 541 00:26:51,110 --> 00:26:52,379 Okay? That's it. 542 00:26:52,379 --> 00:26:54,881 I'm just gonna take my bag, 543 00:26:54,881 --> 00:26:57,717 and I'm just gonna scooch up that chimney. 544 00:26:57,717 --> 00:26:59,219 (both grunt) 545 00:26:59,219 --> 00:27:01,870 Enough talk. Let's go. 546 00:27:01,888 --> 00:27:03,623 You don't want to do this. 547 00:27:03,623 --> 00:27:04,858 What? This? 548 00:27:04,858 --> 00:27:06,559 (both grunt) 549 00:27:06,559 --> 00:27:07,894 Now, move! 550 00:27:07,894 --> 00:27:09,896 -(groaning) - Are you deaf? 551 00:27:09,896 --> 00:27:11,898 ****ing move! 552 00:27:11,898 --> 00:27:13,133 (Tinsel gasps) 553 00:27:13,133 --> 00:27:15,368 (grunting) 554 00:27:18,805 --> 00:27:21,410 (snorting, grunting) 555 00:27:21,410 --> 00:27:22,709 (rapid hoofbeats) 556 00:27:22,709 --> 00:27:24,577 No, no, no. 557 00:27:24,577 --> 00:27:27,747 No! Wait! 558 00:27:27,747 --> 00:27:29,820 Wait. 559 00:27:29,820 --> 00:27:30,750 Wait! Don't go! 560 00:27:30,750 --> 00:27:32,619 Come back! 561 00:27:36,890 --> 00:27:38,324 (grunting) 562 00:27:40,293 --> 00:27:43,229 (both yelling) 563 00:27:43,229 --> 00:27:45,465 (grunting and groaning) 564 00:27:45,465 --> 00:27:47,834 -(sizzling) -(screaming) 565 00:27:51,971 --> 00:27:53,606 (steam hissing) 566 00:27:53,606 --> 00:27:55,775 (groaning) 567 00:27:55,775 --> 00:27:57,811 (both yelling, grunting) 568 00:28:02,982 --> 00:28:05,251 (groaning) 569 00:28:09,989 --> 00:28:12,325 (crackling, whistling) 570 00:28:14,361 --> 00:28:17,464 (grunting and groaning) 571 00:28:30,777 --> 00:28:33,480 (strained grunting) 572 00:28:37,650 --> 00:28:39,819 (screaming) 573 00:28:42,989 --> 00:28:45,558 (yells) 574 00:28:47,694 --> 00:28:49,462 Oh, ****! 575 00:28:50,830 --> 00:28:52,665 (grunts) 576 00:28:52,665 --> 00:28:55,669 (coughs, groans) 577 00:28:57,300 --> 00:28:59,205 (groaning) 578 00:29:13,553 --> 00:29:15,550 Oh, shit. 579 00:29:15,550 --> 00:29:17,323 (wind whistling) 580 00:29:23,290 --> 00:29:25,265 (frustrated grunt) 581 00:29:25,265 --> 00:29:27,867 (panting, gasping) 582 00:29:36,376 --> 00:29:40,213 Damn chickenshit reindeer leave me here to die. 583 00:29:48,621 --> 00:29:51,891 (to tune of "Silent Night"): ♪ Violent night ♪ 584 00:29:51,891 --> 00:29:54,961 ♪ Gory night ♪ 585 00:29:54,961 --> 00:29:57,130 ♪ All is calm ♪ 586 00:29:57,130 --> 00:30:01,401 ♪ If all doesn't want to get shot in the ****ing head. ♪ 587 00:30:02,202 --> 00:30:03,570 GERTRUDE: Cute. 588 00:30:03,570 --> 00:30:06,706 Do you have any idea who you're ****ing with? 589 00:30:08,742 --> 00:30:10,430 (groaning) 590 00:30:10,430 --> 00:30:12,912 I know exactly who I'm ****ing with. 591 00:30:12,912 --> 00:30:15,480 Oh, wait, wait. Did you actually think 592 00:30:15,480 --> 00:30:16,583 that I spent months 593 00:30:16,583 --> 00:30:19,252 planning a complex break-in to the most secure 594 00:30:19,252 --> 00:30:20,887 private residence in the country 595 00:30:20,887 --> 00:30:22,622 and I didn't know who lived here? 596 00:30:22,622 --> 00:30:24,224 Well, you're wrong. 597 00:30:24,224 --> 00:30:27,160 'Cause your staff are dead. 598 00:30:27,160 --> 00:30:29,295 - Your security are dead. -(grunts) 599 00:30:29,295 --> 00:30:32,599 Now, sit down and shut the **** up! 600 00:30:34,434 --> 00:30:36,436 (Trudy screams) 601 00:30:40,440 --> 00:30:42,976 ♪ ♪ 602 00:31:00,694 --> 00:31:02,762 Oh, ****. 603 00:31:05,632 --> 00:31:06,966 We planned it. It's all right. 604 00:31:06,966 --> 00:31:08,601 It'll be solved in a couple minutes. 605 00:31:08,601 --> 00:31:10,136 Better be solved. 606 00:31:10,136 --> 00:31:12,505 So much like a scene from my movie Dark Ransom. 607 00:31:12,505 --> 00:31:13,973 Oh, my God. 608 00:31:15,141 --> 00:31:16,643 If they didn't have guns, 609 00:31:16,643 --> 00:31:18,678 I could take out three, maybe four of them. 610 00:31:18,678 --> 00:31:20,814 ALVA: Try all of them. 611 00:31:20,814 --> 00:31:23,450 Ew, Mom. Yuck. 612 00:31:23,450 --> 00:31:25,218 If you'd really done your research, you'd know 613 00:31:25,218 --> 00:31:28,210 that my brother Rory was kidnapped in the '70s. 614 00:31:28,888 --> 00:31:31,524 But my father never called the police. 615 00:31:31,524 --> 00:31:34,270 Dad sent in our own private extraction team, 616 00:31:34,270 --> 00:31:37,630 and Rory was home safe and sound a week later. 617 00:31:37,630 --> 00:31:41,301 And the kidnappers were never found. 618 00:31:41,301 --> 00:31:43,370 If you get me. 619 00:31:44,904 --> 00:31:46,406 I know. 620 00:31:46,406 --> 00:31:49,142 I know all about your extraction team 621 00:31:49,142 --> 00:31:51,211 that you affectionately call "the Kill Squad" 622 00:31:51,211 --> 00:31:53,130 behind closed doors. 623 00:31:53,130 --> 00:31:54,914 I also know that they're on their way 624 00:31:54,914 --> 00:31:56,916 and how long it's gonna take 'em to get here. 625 00:31:56,916 --> 00:31:59,853 I even know their credit ratings and their **** sizes. 626 00:31:59,853 --> 00:32:01,521 If you get me. 627 00:32:01,521 --> 00:32:03,690 Then you should also know you're already dead. 628 00:32:03,690 --> 00:32:05,525 We don't do ransoms. 629 00:32:05,525 --> 00:32:08,161 Again, I know. I know. 630 00:32:08,161 --> 00:32:10,163 See, I know a lot, Gertrude. 631 00:32:10,163 --> 00:32:11,898 I really do. 632 00:32:11,898 --> 00:32:15,100 Like the fact that you have 300 million in U.S. dollars 633 00:32:15,100 --> 00:32:17,103 sitting in your personal vault downstairs. 634 00:32:17,103 --> 00:32:19,372 - The ****? - SCROOGE: That's right. 635 00:32:19,372 --> 00:32:22,108 300 million that the U.S. government 636 00:32:22,108 --> 00:32:25,578 gave Lightstone to quietly distribute in the Middle East 637 00:32:25,578 --> 00:32:27,247 to all the worst people, 638 00:32:27,247 --> 00:32:31,418 to grease the wheels and keep that sweet oil flowing. 639 00:32:31,418 --> 00:32:36,220 300 million that-- oops-- disappeared in the fog of war. 640 00:32:36,220 --> 00:32:39,225 Except it didn't really disappear, did it, Gerty? 641 00:32:39,225 --> 00:32:40,560 'Cause you stole it. 642 00:32:40,560 --> 00:32:42,128 Did you know about this? 643 00:32:42,128 --> 00:32:43,596 SCROOGE: Man, this family. 644 00:32:43,596 --> 00:32:46,766 This moneygrubbing family. 645 00:32:46,766 --> 00:32:48,635 Clinging desperately to your wealth, 646 00:32:48,635 --> 00:32:51,710 when your poor employees don't even have enough coal 647 00:32:51,710 --> 00:32:52,939 to keep Tiny Tim warm. 648 00:32:52,939 --> 00:32:56,109 What is it with you and all this Christmas shit? 649 00:32:56,109 --> 00:32:57,911 Talk all you want. 650 00:32:57,911 --> 00:32:59,746 You'll never get in the vault. 651 00:32:59,746 --> 00:33:03,249 Oh, oh, oh, because when you-you hit the panic button, 652 00:33:03,249 --> 00:33:04,918 it reset the combination? 653 00:33:04,918 --> 00:33:08,588 I keep telling you, I know. 654 00:33:09,489 --> 00:33:11,758 ♪ ♪ 655 00:33:13,393 --> 00:33:16,262 SCROOGE: This is what breaking into a vault has turned into? 656 00:33:16,262 --> 00:33:20,934 Remember when you just had to drill holes and blow shit up? 657 00:33:20,934 --> 00:33:22,602 I don't know, maybe I'm getting old, 658 00:33:22,602 --> 00:33:24,104 but there was something romantic about that. 659 00:33:24,104 --> 00:33:26,339 CANDY CANE (over radio): Boss, you copy? 660 00:33:26,339 --> 00:33:28,308 I'm kind of busy here. 661 00:33:28,308 --> 00:33:30,777 You're gonna want to see this. 662 00:33:40,120 --> 00:33:41,788 Maybe he fell. 663 00:33:41,788 --> 00:33:43,189 You rappel down buildings with him. 664 00:33:43,189 --> 00:33:45,625 You gonna tell me he just fell out a window? 665 00:33:46,459 --> 00:33:48,461 All right, look lively, gang. 666 00:33:48,461 --> 00:33:50,196 We got a gopher. 667 00:34:05,645 --> 00:34:07,147 LINDA: You know what? 668 00:34:07,147 --> 00:34:11,317 Um, I think Mr. Bunny wants to go to sleep. 669 00:34:11,317 --> 00:34:13,319 So, let's tuck him in. 670 00:34:13,319 --> 00:34:14,954 Okay? 671 00:34:16,122 --> 00:34:17,824 It's gonna be okay. 672 00:34:19,993 --> 00:34:22,280 ♪ ♪ 673 00:34:31,705 --> 00:34:34,240 Hello? Santa? 674 00:34:34,240 --> 00:34:36,209 Are you there? 675 00:34:37,911 --> 00:34:39,979 (panting) 676 00:34:42,480 --> 00:34:43,817 Shit. 677 00:34:46,186 --> 00:34:47,921 (radio crackles) 678 00:34:47,921 --> 00:34:50,557 (over radio): This is Candy Cane at checkpoint three. 679 00:34:50,557 --> 00:34:52,258 (gasps) Oh, shit. 680 00:34:52,258 --> 00:34:54,600 Shit. Shit. Shit. 681 00:34:54,600 --> 00:34:56,960 (panting) 682 00:34:57,230 --> 00:34:59,165 Video game. 683 00:35:00,333 --> 00:35:01,668 Video game. 684 00:35:01,668 --> 00:35:03,870 Didn't anybody ask for a bat or a sword 685 00:35:03,870 --> 00:35:07,700 - or Molotov ****tails? -(door opens) 686 00:35:15,515 --> 00:35:17,217 (whispers): Wait. 687 00:35:23,623 --> 00:35:25,892 ♪ ♪ 688 00:35:30,363 --> 00:35:31,965 (grunts) 689 00:35:31,965 --> 00:35:33,633 CHILD'S VOICE (recorded): Mommy, I love you. 690 00:35:33,633 --> 00:35:35,201 ("¿Dónde Está Santa Claus?" by Toni Stante playing) 691 00:35:35,201 --> 00:35:37,700 Poetry book. 692 00:35:37,700 --> 00:35:39,539 Die Hard on Blu-ray. ****! 693 00:35:39,539 --> 00:35:41,107 (grunting) 694 00:35:41,107 --> 00:35:44,744 -♪ Mamacita ♪ -♪ Mamacita, ah-ooh ♪ 695 00:35:44,744 --> 00:35:47,414 -♪ ¿Dónde está Santa Claus? ♪ -♪ Mamacita ♪ 696 00:35:47,414 --> 00:35:49,549 -(grunts, chokes) -♪ Ah-ooh ♪ 697 00:35:49,549 --> 00:35:52,850 -♪ ¿Dónde está Santa Claus? ♪ -♪ Mamacita, ah-ooh... ♪ 698 00:35:52,850 --> 00:35:53,653 -(grunts) -(gun clicks) 699 00:35:53,653 --> 00:35:55,622 Safety's on, dipshit. 700 00:35:55,622 --> 00:35:57,257 (grunting continues) 701 00:35:57,257 --> 00:36:00,627 -♪ Mamacita ♪ -♪ Mamacita, ah-ooh ♪ 702 00:36:00,627 --> 00:36:02,996 ♪ Oh, where is Santa Claus? ♪ 703 00:36:02,996 --> 00:36:04,631 ♪ Mamacita, ah-ooh ♪ 704 00:36:04,631 --> 00:36:06,433 ♪ I look for him because ♪ 705 00:36:06,433 --> 00:36:08,401 Wait. Hang on. Hang on. 706 00:36:08,401 --> 00:36:09,769 ♪ It's Christmas Eve... ♪ 707 00:36:09,769 --> 00:36:12,339 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Look. 708 00:36:12,339 --> 00:36:13,773 I don't want to kill you. 709 00:36:13,773 --> 00:36:15,241 (chuckles) 710 00:36:15,241 --> 00:36:17,744 (laughing) 711 00:36:17,744 --> 00:36:21,514 Wow, a big fat guy, gray beard. 712 00:36:21,514 --> 00:36:23,616 Eh? 713 00:36:24,150 --> 00:36:26,186 Santa... 714 00:36:26,186 --> 00:36:28,254 I'm gonna rip your ****ing balls off. 715 00:36:28,254 --> 00:36:31,240 (both yelling) 716 00:36:31,240 --> 00:36:32,525 (grunting with effort) 717 00:36:32,525 --> 00:36:35,595 ♪ I hope he won't forget to crack his castanets ♪ 718 00:36:35,595 --> 00:36:39,132 ♪ And to his reindeer say ♪ 719 00:36:39,132 --> 00:36:41,701 ♪ "Oh, Pancho, oh, Vixen, oh, Pedro, oh, Blitzen..." ♪ 720 00:36:41,701 --> 00:36:43,636 Oh, shit. (grunts) 721 00:36:43,636 --> 00:36:44,971 (pained grunting) 722 00:36:44,971 --> 00:36:46,673 (machine beeping) 723 00:36:46,673 --> 00:36:49,309 -♪ Mamacita ♪ -♪ Mamacita, ah-ooh ♪ 724 00:36:49,309 --> 00:36:51,644 ♪ ¿Dónde está Santa Claus? ♪ 725 00:36:51,644 --> 00:36:53,279 (screams) 726 00:36:53,279 --> 00:36:56,149 ♪ Oh, where is Santa Claus? ♪ 727 00:36:56,149 --> 00:36:57,951 ♪ Mamacita, ah-ooh ♪ 728 00:36:57,951 --> 00:36:59,686 ♪ It's Christmas Eve ♪ 729 00:36:59,686 --> 00:37:01,654 ♪ Christmas Eve ♪ 730 00:37:01,654 --> 00:37:04,491 ♪ ♪ 731 00:37:04,491 --> 00:37:06,590 (grunts fiercely) 732 00:37:06,590 --> 00:37:08,828 (screaming, groaning) 733 00:37:09,829 --> 00:37:10,997 (pained yelling) 734 00:37:10,997 --> 00:37:12,632 ♪ I hope he won't forget ♪ 735 00:37:12,632 --> 00:37:14,200 ♪ To crack his castanets ♪ 736 00:37:14,200 --> 00:37:18,710 -(screams, grunts) -♪ And to his reindeer say ♪ 737 00:37:18,710 --> 00:37:22,420 ♪ "Oh, Pancho, oh, Vixen, oh, Pedro, oh, Blitzen ♪ 738 00:37:22,420 --> 00:37:26,120 ♪ Olé, olé, olé" ♪ 739 00:37:26,120 --> 00:37:28,982 -♪ Mamacita ♪ -♪ Mamacita, ah-ooh ♪ 740 00:37:28,982 --> 00:37:31,518 ♪ ¿Dónde está Santa Claus? ♪ 741 00:37:31,518 --> 00:37:32,686 ♪ Mamacita, ah-ooh ♪ 742 00:37:32,686 --> 00:37:34,688 ♪ Oh, where is Santa Claus? ♪ 743 00:37:34,688 --> 00:37:36,389 ♪ Mamacita, ah-ooh ♪ 744 00:37:36,389 --> 00:37:39,926 -♪ It's Christmas Eve ♪ -♪ Christmas Eve ♪ 745 00:37:39,926 --> 00:37:42,862 ♪ It's Christmas Eve ♪ 746 00:37:42,862 --> 00:37:44,531 ♪ Mamacita ♪ 747 00:37:44,531 --> 00:37:46,766 -♪ It's Christmas Eve ♪ -♪ Mamacita. ♪ 748 00:37:46,766 --> 00:37:48,868 -(yells) -(screaming in pain) 749 00:37:48,868 --> 00:37:50,236 (song ends) 750 00:37:50,236 --> 00:37:53,206 (Frosty screaming hysterically) 751 00:37:56,543 --> 00:37:58,878 (whimpers, growls) 752 00:38:00,680 --> 00:38:02,415 (whimpering) 753 00:38:04,284 --> 00:38:05,919 (gasping) 754 00:38:10,557 --> 00:38:12,926 -(electrical crackling) -(sputtering) 755 00:38:24,437 --> 00:38:26,573 -(grunts) -(steam hissing) 756 00:38:26,573 --> 00:38:28,441 (chuckles) 757 00:38:28,441 --> 00:38:30,777 Ah, God. 758 00:38:30,777 --> 00:38:32,479 Whew. 759 00:38:33,546 --> 00:38:36,483 Whew. Whew. 760 00:38:36,483 --> 00:38:38,585 (over radio): This is Candy Cane checking in. 761 00:38:38,585 --> 00:38:40,286 Compound is clear and secured. 762 00:38:40,286 --> 00:38:42,422 -(radio crackling, beeping) -(grunting) 763 00:38:42,422 --> 00:38:44,491 SCROOGE: Copy. What's the status on the Kill Squad? 764 00:38:44,491 --> 00:38:46,159 (coughing) 765 00:38:46,159 --> 00:38:47,927 GINGERBREAD: Kill Squad won't be here for two hours. 766 00:38:47,927 --> 00:38:50,797 So we're doing good. The outer seal's already been breached. 767 00:38:50,797 --> 00:38:53,433 Is there a 911 thing on here? 768 00:38:53,433 --> 00:38:55,935 (whimpers) My... 769 00:38:55,935 --> 00:38:57,904 Am I doing that correct? 770 00:38:57,904 --> 00:38:59,239 Hello? 771 00:38:59,239 --> 00:39:01,174 Hello, can anybody hear me? 772 00:39:01,174 --> 00:39:03,777 TRUDY: Can you hear me, Santa? 773 00:39:03,777 --> 00:39:05,612 ♪ ♪ 774 00:39:05,612 --> 00:39:06,846 Hello? 775 00:39:06,846 --> 00:39:08,448 Santa? 776 00:39:11,618 --> 00:39:13,353 Yeah, this is Santa. 777 00:39:16,122 --> 00:39:18,792 I hope I'm not bothering you. 778 00:39:20,160 --> 00:39:23,290 Daddy said you were very busy tonight. 779 00:39:24,798 --> 00:39:26,700 I'm... 780 00:39:26,700 --> 00:39:28,935 I'm on a break. 781 00:39:28,935 --> 00:39:31,137 Who-who am I speaking to? 782 00:39:33,540 --> 00:39:35,442 My name is Trudy Lightstone, 783 00:39:35,442 --> 00:39:38,878 and I've been very good this year. 784 00:39:38,878 --> 00:39:40,814 (grunts) Trudy... 785 00:39:40,814 --> 00:39:43,160 (panting) 786 00:39:43,160 --> 00:39:45,151 Trudy Lightstone. 787 00:39:48,555 --> 00:39:50,190 (chuckles) 788 00:39:53,993 --> 00:39:56,196 Yeah, Trudy. 789 00:39:56,196 --> 00:39:58,565 You're on my nice list. 790 00:39:58,565 --> 00:40:01,134 You've been a very good girl this year. 791 00:40:02,669 --> 00:40:04,871 Where are you now, Trudy? 792 00:40:06,139 --> 00:40:08,975 TRUDY: I'm in a big room with all my relatives. 793 00:40:08,975 --> 00:40:12,345 There's two bad men with guns watching us. 794 00:40:14,914 --> 00:40:16,649 SANTA: Oh, no. Six left. 795 00:40:16,649 --> 00:40:18,985 TRUDY: Are you gonna help us, Santa? 796 00:40:20,860 --> 00:40:22,880 Yeah. Of course I'm gonna help you. 797 00:40:22,880 --> 00:40:24,824 I'm gonna... I'm gonna get you out of there. 798 00:40:24,824 --> 00:40:28,395 Take all these bad guys on my naughty list... 799 00:40:29,262 --> 00:40:31,765 I'm gonna take a lump of coal, 800 00:40:31,765 --> 00:40:35,735 each and every one of them, and shove it straight up... 801 00:40:35,735 --> 00:40:37,370 The ***. 802 00:40:39,873 --> 00:40:41,408 Well, I mean, come on, sweetie. 803 00:40:41,408 --> 00:40:44,377 We want to keep you on the nice list, you know. 804 00:40:45,712 --> 00:40:48,281 Sorry. Can I say "butthole," then? 805 00:40:49,820 --> 00:40:50,583 I mean, it's borderline. 806 00:40:50,583 --> 00:40:52,218 How about "****"? 807 00:40:52,218 --> 00:40:56,556 (sighs) Technically, yes, uh, "****" is the tech... 808 00:40:56,556 --> 00:40:58,391 Okay, look, uh, Tru... uh, Trudy. 809 00:40:58,391 --> 00:41:01,127 I got to call for help, and the phone lines are down. 810 00:41:01,127 --> 00:41:03,797 You probably know this house better than anybody. 811 00:41:03,797 --> 00:41:05,732 You got any suggestions? 812 00:41:05,732 --> 00:41:07,367 I have an idea. 813 00:41:09,602 --> 00:41:12,205 All right, you're telling me there's a goddamn Santa Claus 814 00:41:12,205 --> 00:41:14,107 running around here? 815 00:41:17,277 --> 00:41:19,312 Okay, well, he looks jolly as ****, 816 00:41:19,312 --> 00:41:20,880 but who the hell is he? 817 00:41:20,880 --> 00:41:23,830 There's no Santa listed on the employee manifest. 818 00:41:23,830 --> 00:41:24,417 Yeah, there's more. 819 00:41:24,417 --> 00:41:26,119 Frosty hasn't checked in. I can't reach him. 820 00:41:26,119 --> 00:41:28,880 All right, keep trying. 821 00:41:28,880 --> 00:41:30,757 ♪ ♪ 822 00:41:30,757 --> 00:41:32,292 All right, it's official. 823 00:41:32,292 --> 00:41:34,227 We got a gopher on the loose, and he's dangerous. 824 00:41:34,227 --> 00:41:35,628 Watch your backs. 825 00:41:35,628 --> 00:41:37,664 ♪ ♪ 826 00:41:40,600 --> 00:41:43,336 Al? Al? 827 00:41:49,576 --> 00:41:51,444 Oh, shit. 828 00:41:57,517 --> 00:41:59,119 (clicking) 829 00:41:59,119 --> 00:42:00,787 Oh, shit! 830 00:42:00,787 --> 00:42:04,124 SCROOGE (over radio): Frosty, what's your status? 831 00:42:07,594 --> 00:42:09,629 Frosty, sound off. 832 00:42:10,630 --> 00:42:13,500 Uh, Frosty? 833 00:42:14,801 --> 00:42:16,269 Is-is that, uh... 834 00:42:16,269 --> 00:42:18,171 is that the naughty guy I met in the basement? 835 00:42:18,171 --> 00:42:19,873 Your-your friend is dead. 836 00:42:19,873 --> 00:42:23,143 Uh, he got a star in his face, then his head caught on fire. 837 00:42:23,143 --> 00:42:25,450 It's a long story. 838 00:42:25,450 --> 00:42:27,881 Oh. 839 00:42:27,881 --> 00:42:30,500 Is this... is this our Santy? 840 00:42:30,500 --> 00:42:32,986 Is this our... our Santy Claus? 841 00:42:32,986 --> 00:42:34,554 Yeah, it is. 842 00:42:35,355 --> 00:42:37,290 To whom am I speaking? 843 00:42:37,290 --> 00:42:39,292 Well, for tonight, I'm Mr. Scrooge. 844 00:42:39,292 --> 00:42:43,196 Now, what is it that you want exactly, Santa? 845 00:42:43,196 --> 00:42:45,732 I want you to put down your weapons, 846 00:42:45,732 --> 00:42:48,668 I want you to let this family go, 847 00:42:48,668 --> 00:42:50,537 and then I want to find my reindeer, 848 00:42:50,537 --> 00:42:53,390 and I want to continue delivering my presents. 849 00:42:55,809 --> 00:42:57,344 Are you ****ing with me? 850 00:42:57,344 --> 00:42:59,646 All right, who the hell are you really, huh? 851 00:42:59,646 --> 00:43:02,248 Some security guard who's watched too many action flicks? 852 00:43:02,248 --> 00:43:04,718 Some loser ex-cop stuck in a mall 853 00:43:04,718 --> 00:43:06,986 playing dress-up with fat kids pissing on your lap? 854 00:43:06,986 --> 00:43:08,388 Stop me when I get it right. 855 00:43:08,388 --> 00:43:10,690 It's a little more complicated than that. 856 00:43:10,690 --> 00:43:12,325 Not to me, it's not. 857 00:43:12,325 --> 00:43:14,327 'Cause I want to make it my personal mission, 858 00:43:14,327 --> 00:43:18,665 my holiday to-do list, to find you and to end you 859 00:43:18,665 --> 00:43:22,335 and to wipe my *** with you and this whole ****ing holiday. 860 00:43:22,335 --> 00:43:24,871 That's what I want for Christmas, Santa. 861 00:43:24,871 --> 00:43:29,900 That is a terrible thing to want for Christmas. 862 00:43:29,900 --> 00:43:32,746 But maybe you and I should discuss that in person. 863 00:43:34,470 --> 00:43:36,716 Santa Claus is coming to town. 864 00:43:38,551 --> 00:43:40,120 (sighs) 865 00:43:40,120 --> 00:43:42,389 (trickling) 866 00:43:48,940 --> 00:43:49,562 Shit. 867 00:43:59,406 --> 00:44:00,740 All right, who did you hire 868 00:44:00,740 --> 00:44:03,410 to play Santa at your Christmas party, huh? 869 00:44:03,410 --> 00:44:05,445 -(gasping, coughing) - I said, who's playing Santa 870 00:44:05,445 --> 00:44:06,913 at your ****ed-up Christmas party? 871 00:44:06,913 --> 00:44:09,816 (gasping, straining): I didn't hire a Santa. 872 00:44:09,816 --> 00:44:12,786 I never have a Santa. It's tacky. 873 00:44:12,786 --> 00:44:14,154 SCROOGE: So, who is he? 874 00:44:14,154 --> 00:44:16,990 ♪ Oh, what fun it is to ride... ♪ 875 00:44:16,990 --> 00:44:19,893 Huh? Who is he? 876 00:44:19,893 --> 00:44:21,428 Somebody better start talking, 877 00:44:21,428 --> 00:44:24,497 or I'm gonna bash her brains in with this... 878 00:44:24,497 --> 00:44:29,102 Damn, Gertrude. You really got a thing for nutcrackers, huh? 879 00:44:30,270 --> 00:44:34,140 So, I'm gonna torture everyone in your family 880 00:44:34,140 --> 00:44:37,243 until you tell me who's running around your mansion 881 00:44:37,243 --> 00:44:39,979 playing Santa and ****ing with my shit. 882 00:44:39,979 --> 00:44:41,981 And who should I pick first? 883 00:44:41,981 --> 00:44:43,416 Should I go by age? 884 00:44:43,416 --> 00:44:45,850 -(Trudy whimpers) - LINDA: Shh. 885 00:44:45,850 --> 00:44:46,753 Or should I go by IQ? 886 00:44:46,753 --> 00:44:50,190 Pick Jason. He's my mom's favorite. 887 00:44:50,190 --> 00:44:52,258 - Yep. Him. - The one in the sweater. 888 00:44:52,258 --> 00:44:54,627 All right. Jason Lightstone it is. 889 00:44:54,627 --> 00:44:55,862 - The number one son. - No. 890 00:44:55,862 --> 00:44:57,364 Wait, wait, wait. No, we don't need... 891 00:44:57,364 --> 00:44:58,798 We don't need to do that. No, it's okay. 892 00:44:58,798 --> 00:45:00,967 No. No, no, no. We don't need to do this. 893 00:45:00,967 --> 00:45:02,168 No. No, no, no, no. 894 00:45:02,168 --> 00:45:03,670 Don't, don't, don't. 895 00:45:03,670 --> 00:45:05,972 - No, don't... Put it... Don't... No. -(muttering) 896 00:45:05,972 --> 00:45:08,174 - No, no, no, no. No, no. - Give me this ****ing... 897 00:45:08,174 --> 00:45:11,211 -(Jason whimpers, screams) -(snaps) 898 00:45:11,211 --> 00:45:12,712 -(grunts) -(groaning) 899 00:45:12,712 --> 00:45:15,150 -(whimpering gasp) -(screams) 900 00:45:15,150 --> 00:45:17,183 (groaning) 901 00:45:17,183 --> 00:45:19,886 I'm telling you, no one hired a Santa. 902 00:45:19,886 --> 00:45:21,521 All right, all right, all right. You're right. 903 00:45:21,521 --> 00:45:22,555 You're right. Let's stop it. Let's stop it. 904 00:45:22,555 --> 00:45:24,691 What are we doing here? Come on. 905 00:45:24,691 --> 00:45:27,794 What are we, amateurs? We're half-***ing this. 906 00:45:27,794 --> 00:45:30,897 Come on. It's not called a finger cracker. 907 00:45:32,132 --> 00:45:34,670 Okay, Candy Cane. 908 00:45:34,670 --> 00:45:35,468 Stick one of his bozaks in there. 909 00:45:35,468 --> 00:45:36,670 I'm not touching his balls. 910 00:45:36,670 --> 00:45:38,371 What, are you a princess all of a sudden? 911 00:45:38,371 --> 00:45:40,600 I've seen you scoop out brains before. 912 00:45:40,600 --> 00:45:41,474 CANDY CANE: You want me to scoop his brains out, 913 00:45:41,474 --> 00:45:43,900 I'll scoop his brains out right now, 914 00:45:43,900 --> 00:45:44,177 but I'm not touching his junk. 915 00:45:44,177 --> 00:45:45,578 I don't care who does it. 916 00:45:45,578 --> 00:45:47,180 I better be looking at flat balls, 917 00:45:47,180 --> 00:45:48,415 like, in three seconds. 918 00:45:48,415 --> 00:45:51,170 I'll do it. 919 00:45:51,170 --> 00:45:52,318 Krampus. Perfect. 920 00:45:52,318 --> 00:45:53,687 Oh, not that guy. Not that guy. 921 00:45:53,687 --> 00:45:55,188 That's what I love about sociopaths. 922 00:45:55,188 --> 00:45:56,489 Always up for trying new things. 923 00:45:56,489 --> 00:45:57,824 You don't need to do this, okay? 924 00:45:57,824 --> 00:45:59,726 No, it's all right. Um... Oh, no. 925 00:45:59,726 --> 00:46:02,262 No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 926 00:46:02,262 --> 00:46:04,831 (panting): Oh, God. Oh, my God. 927 00:46:04,831 --> 00:46:06,366 (Jason whimpers) 928 00:46:06,366 --> 00:46:08,100 KRAMPUS: Put your nuts in. 929 00:46:08,100 --> 00:46:09,369 Yummy, yummy. 930 00:46:09,369 --> 00:46:12,105 Stop hurting my daddy... 931 00:46:12,105 --> 00:46:14,541 or Santa will get mad. 932 00:46:15,375 --> 00:46:17,577 Ah, what a cutie. 933 00:46:17,577 --> 00:46:19,679 So, what do we know about Santa, little one? 934 00:46:19,679 --> 00:46:21,581 She doesn't know anything about Santa. 935 00:46:21,581 --> 00:46:22,449 (groans) 936 00:46:22,449 --> 00:46:24,217 He wasn't asking you. 937 00:46:24,217 --> 00:46:26,619 She's playing make-believe. 938 00:46:26,619 --> 00:46:28,888 She's pretending to talk to Santa. 939 00:46:28,888 --> 00:46:30,890 It's not pretend. Santa's my friend, 940 00:46:30,890 --> 00:46:32,792 and he said he's going to save us. 941 00:46:32,792 --> 00:46:33,893 JASON: No. 942 00:46:33,893 --> 00:46:36,129 - And beat you up. - SCROOGE: Oh, is he? 943 00:46:36,129 --> 00:46:38,698 I bet he'd come out of hiding if you asked him to, huh? 944 00:46:38,698 --> 00:46:40,266 What do you say you come with me 945 00:46:40,266 --> 00:46:42,535 - and we play a little game with him, huh? -No, no, no. 946 00:46:42,535 --> 00:46:43,903 Trudy, come on. Tell him the truth now. 947 00:46:43,903 --> 00:46:45,739 - You aren't talking to Santa. - Yes, I am. 948 00:46:45,739 --> 00:46:47,730 No, you're not. Come on, now. 949 00:46:47,730 --> 00:46:49,909 - Yes, I am. -Damn it, Trudy, Santa isn't real! 950 00:46:49,909 --> 00:46:51,144 (gasps) 951 00:46:51,144 --> 00:46:52,579 (sighs) 952 00:46:55,315 --> 00:46:58,118 ♪ ♪ 953 00:46:58,118 --> 00:46:59,919 I'm sorry, honey. 954 00:47:00,887 --> 00:47:03,890 Santa's just a thing adults tell kids 955 00:47:03,890 --> 00:47:05,291 to make them feel better, okay? 956 00:47:07,293 --> 00:47:09,429 Your mommy and I give you the presents, 957 00:47:09,429 --> 00:47:11,431 and we say they're from Santa. 958 00:47:11,431 --> 00:47:12,599 (Jason sighs) 959 00:47:12,599 --> 00:47:14,167 He's not coming to save us. 960 00:47:14,167 --> 00:47:16,403 He doesn't exist. 961 00:47:16,403 --> 00:47:18,805 It's all made-up. 962 00:47:20,340 --> 00:47:22,142 - Really? - SCROOGE: Aw. 963 00:47:22,142 --> 00:47:24,978 What a way to find out that there's no Santa. 964 00:47:24,978 --> 00:47:27,130 Hey, let's come back Easter and ruin the Easter Bunny 965 00:47:27,130 --> 00:47:29,182 - for her, too, huh? -(Krampus chuckling) 966 00:47:29,182 --> 00:47:30,617 - LINDA: Trudy! - Come back here! 967 00:47:30,617 --> 00:47:32,850 - Stop her! - Trudy! -Hey! 968 00:47:32,850 --> 00:47:33,586 CANDY CANE: You idiots, stay at your posts. 969 00:47:33,586 --> 00:47:35,210 LINDA: Trudy! 970 00:47:35,210 --> 00:47:37,357 I'll find this little brat. 971 00:47:40,126 --> 00:47:42,362 (panting) 972 00:47:45,965 --> 00:47:48,100 ♪ ♪ 973 00:47:50,937 --> 00:47:52,972 (sighs) 974 00:47:59,813 --> 00:48:02,716 (song playing with eerie, indistinct chanted vocal) 975 00:48:17,697 --> 00:48:19,966 (song continues with eerie, indistinct chanted vocal) 976 00:48:26,973 --> 00:48:29,900 (shuddering breaths) 977 00:48:35,648 --> 00:48:38,180 (short, pained breaths) 978 00:48:43,490 --> 00:48:44,891 Okay. 979 00:48:53,900 --> 00:48:56,770 (panting) 980 00:48:59,873 --> 00:49:01,274 (grunts) 981 00:49:01,274 --> 00:49:02,742 (exhales) 982 00:49:03,543 --> 00:49:05,378 (song ends) 983 00:49:05,378 --> 00:49:07,213 (panting) 984 00:49:07,213 --> 00:49:09,416 (people screaming, shouting) 985 00:49:13,520 --> 00:49:16,523 TRUDY (over radio): Santa. Santa. 986 00:49:16,523 --> 00:49:18,391 - Santa! -(gasps) 987 00:49:18,391 --> 00:49:20,600 (panting) 988 00:49:20,600 --> 00:49:21,895 This is Trudy. 989 00:49:22,729 --> 00:49:25,899 - Are you okay, Santa? -(breathing heavily, grunting) 990 00:49:27,967 --> 00:49:29,402 Hi. Hey. 991 00:49:29,402 --> 00:49:31,237 Are you okay? 992 00:49:31,237 --> 00:49:33,730 I'm good. Uh... 993 00:49:33,730 --> 00:49:35,442 I was just wrapping something up. 994 00:49:35,442 --> 00:49:37,644 I ran away and hid in the attic. 995 00:49:37,644 --> 00:49:40,914 Okay. If you're safe... 996 00:49:40,914 --> 00:49:43,917 uh, just stay there and, uh, stay quiet, all right? 997 00:49:43,917 --> 00:49:48,755 Okay. I can set up booby traps, like in Home Alone. 998 00:49:48,755 --> 00:49:50,423 Okay, I don't know what that means, 999 00:49:50,423 --> 00:49:52,125 but, uh, yeah, do that. 1000 00:49:52,125 --> 00:49:54,600 Just do it quietly. 1001 00:49:55,428 --> 00:49:57,430 Are you really Santa? 1002 00:49:57,430 --> 00:49:59,632 (chuckling) 1003 00:50:01,267 --> 00:50:03,269 Of course I am, sweetheart. 1004 00:50:04,137 --> 00:50:07,700 My daddy says there isn't any Santa. 1005 00:50:08,441 --> 00:50:11,644 He says parents just tell their kids that Santa's real 1006 00:50:11,644 --> 00:50:13,346 to make them feel better. 1007 00:50:13,346 --> 00:50:16,249 He said they give us presents 1008 00:50:16,249 --> 00:50:18,518 and say they're from Santa. 1009 00:50:18,518 --> 00:50:20,653 Yeah. 1010 00:50:20,653 --> 00:50:22,922 Yeah, a lot of parents say that. 1011 00:50:22,922 --> 00:50:26,960 But I still bring presents to kids that need me. 1012 00:50:28,261 --> 00:50:30,530 Kids who really believe. 1013 00:50:31,798 --> 00:50:34,701 How do you know who really needs you? 1014 00:50:34,701 --> 00:50:36,936 Christmas magic. 1015 00:50:36,936 --> 00:50:39,205 I'm not really sure how it works. 1016 00:50:39,205 --> 00:50:40,540 (chuckles) 1017 00:50:47,130 --> 00:50:49,315 But, uh... 1018 00:50:49,315 --> 00:50:51,484 (sighs) 1019 00:50:51,484 --> 00:50:54,621 I remember, um... 1020 00:50:54,621 --> 00:50:56,523 when Trudy Lightstone wrote to me. 1021 00:50:56,523 --> 00:50:58,958 She must have been about six years old, 1022 00:50:58,958 --> 00:51:02,796 and she said that she felt lonely sometimes. 1023 00:51:02,796 --> 00:51:05,198 She missed having a best friend. 1024 00:51:05,198 --> 00:51:06,533 And so I brought her 1025 00:51:06,533 --> 00:51:08,401 a beautiful little stuffed rabbit. 1026 00:51:08,401 --> 00:51:09,803 Mr. Bunny. 1027 00:51:09,803 --> 00:51:11,738 And then I remember the next year, 1028 00:51:11,738 --> 00:51:13,873 and you said you had this amazing dream 1029 00:51:13,873 --> 00:51:17,911 and that, afterwards, all you wanted to do was... 1030 00:51:17,911 --> 00:51:19,179 To fly! 1031 00:51:19,179 --> 00:51:21,581 (laughing): To fly. To fly. 1032 00:51:22,849 --> 00:51:27,320 I mean, Santa might have some magic, but... 1033 00:51:27,320 --> 00:51:31,240 making a little girl fly? 1034 00:51:33,193 --> 00:51:37,263 But giving you a kite, 1035 00:51:37,263 --> 00:51:40,734 floating just beneath the clouds, 1036 00:51:40,734 --> 00:51:43,570 well, it's about as good as it gets. 1037 00:51:43,570 --> 00:51:45,438 I knew it. 1038 00:51:45,438 --> 00:51:47,841 I knew you were real, Santa. 1039 00:51:50,377 --> 00:51:53,546 Don't be too hard on your parents, all right? 1040 00:51:55,281 --> 00:51:58,118 Grown-ups have a hard time believing things. 1041 00:51:58,952 --> 00:52:01,254 Can you use your Christmas magic 1042 00:52:01,254 --> 00:52:03,590 to make them love each other again? 1043 00:52:03,590 --> 00:52:06,126 I wish I had that kind of power. 1044 00:52:06,926 --> 00:52:10,697 Mrs. Claus and I have been going on year, uh, 1045 00:52:10,697 --> 00:52:12,966 1,100, and... 1046 00:52:13,867 --> 00:52:16,703 Grown-up relationships are complicated. 1047 00:52:17,537 --> 00:52:19,739 It takes work. 1048 00:52:19,739 --> 00:52:21,875 A lot of work. 1049 00:52:23,977 --> 00:52:26,413 Do you still love her? 1050 00:52:26,413 --> 00:52:28,248 Yeah, I do. 1051 00:52:29,215 --> 00:52:32,752 And sometimes, even if you want to make somebody happy... 1052 00:52:33,953 --> 00:52:36,256 ...the magic just goes away. 1053 00:52:38,291 --> 00:52:40,627 Hey. 1054 00:52:40,627 --> 00:52:42,429 I've got an idea. 1055 00:52:42,429 --> 00:52:44,640 This will be fun. 1056 00:52:45,980 --> 00:52:48,334 Why don't you guys open your presents? 1057 00:52:48,334 --> 00:52:52,639 I want to see what you rich ***holes get each other. 1058 00:52:52,639 --> 00:52:58,611 And some of you might not make it till tomorrow morning, 1059 00:52:58,611 --> 00:53:01,614 so this could be your only chance. 1060 00:53:02,449 --> 00:53:03,917 Come on. 1061 00:53:03,917 --> 00:53:06,653 Where's the Christmas spirit? 1062 00:53:08,188 --> 00:53:10,290 Uh... 1063 00:53:11,157 --> 00:53:15,595 Gertrude, uh, I got you something pretty special. 1064 00:53:15,595 --> 00:53:16,930 KRAMPUS: Did you hear that, Gertrude? 1065 00:53:16,930 --> 00:53:18,865 He got you something amazing. 1066 00:53:18,865 --> 00:53:21,801 (giggling excitedly): Oh, what could it be? 1067 00:53:21,801 --> 00:53:24,204 Oh, my God, this is exciting. 1068 00:53:24,204 --> 00:53:26,439 Mom. 1069 00:53:26,439 --> 00:53:28,141 Can I call you Mom? 1070 00:53:29,342 --> 00:53:30,977 Mrs. Lightstone. 1071 00:53:32,812 --> 00:53:36,182 Okay, so in the business, they call this... 1072 00:53:37,183 --> 00:53:38,651 ...a pitch deck. 1073 00:53:39,552 --> 00:53:40,653 - Pitch deck. - MORGAN: Yeah. 1074 00:53:40,653 --> 00:53:42,455 It's called Explosive Force. 1075 00:53:42,455 --> 00:53:43,990 Starring me. 1076 00:53:43,990 --> 00:53:45,725 And if you look in the back, 1077 00:53:45,725 --> 00:53:49,195 there are the financial numbers. 1078 00:53:49,195 --> 00:53:52,732 I'm kind of a big deal in Asia. 1079 00:53:54,000 --> 00:53:56,169 Parts of Asia, at least. 1080 00:53:56,169 --> 00:53:58,238 We were in parts of Asia once, and, like, 1081 00:53:58,238 --> 00:54:00,600 we couldn't even go to a restaurant. 1082 00:54:00,600 --> 00:54:03,510 Ah, what is there a better gift than... 1083 00:54:03,510 --> 00:54:06,846 gift of a golden opportunity? 1084 00:54:08,181 --> 00:54:10,417 KRAMPUS (laughing): Oh, no. 1085 00:54:10,417 --> 00:54:11,685 (laughing) 1086 00:54:11,685 --> 00:54:14,154 Granny doesn't like it. (laughs) 1087 00:54:14,154 --> 00:54:16,756 Mother, I got you something really special. 1088 00:54:23,290 --> 00:54:25,699 It's a sentimental photo of the day I was born. 1089 00:54:25,699 --> 00:54:27,734 I remember. 1090 00:54:27,734 --> 00:54:29,102 I was there. 1091 00:54:29,102 --> 00:54:31,371 KRAMPUS: She doesn't give a shit. 1092 00:54:31,371 --> 00:54:33,840 (laughing) 1093 00:54:33,840 --> 00:54:35,542 - Swing and miss again! -(glass shatters) 1094 00:54:35,542 --> 00:54:36,843 This is so fun. 1095 00:54:36,843 --> 00:54:38,440 ALVA: Mommy, how about another one? 1096 00:54:38,440 --> 00:54:39,746 I got you a lot of good things. 1097 00:54:39,746 --> 00:54:41,781 - I'll grab one. - Alva, Alva, sit down. 1098 00:54:41,781 --> 00:54:43,550 You've already given me one. It's... 1099 00:54:43,550 --> 00:54:44,784 It's Jason's turn. 1100 00:54:44,784 --> 00:54:46,219 JASON: Uh... 1101 00:54:46,219 --> 00:54:49,689 I th... I-I think I left it in the car. 1102 00:54:49,689 --> 00:54:51,925 No, I-I saw you put one under the tree earlier. 1103 00:54:51,925 --> 00:54:54,294 - No. It's in the... - Yeah, I did. 1104 00:54:54,294 --> 00:54:57,397 I could've sworn. You know what, it's, uh... 1105 00:54:57,397 --> 00:54:59,466 Y-You don't... you don't... you don't... you... 1106 00:54:59,466 --> 00:55:02,102 It's this one, right? Yeah, I got you, bro. 1107 00:55:02,102 --> 00:55:03,570 Come on. 1108 00:55:03,570 --> 00:55:05,305 (panting quietly) 1109 00:55:05,305 --> 00:55:07,374 Thank you. 1110 00:55:08,408 --> 00:55:10,610 It's my favorite whiskey. 1111 00:55:10,610 --> 00:55:13,279 You can skip the note. 1112 00:55:20,920 --> 00:55:23,156 ♪ ♪ 1113 00:55:32,332 --> 00:55:34,401 (sighs) 1114 00:55:36,636 --> 00:55:38,405 Thank you, Jason. 1115 00:55:43,777 --> 00:55:46,112 What's the card say? 1116 00:55:46,112 --> 00:55:49,150 I think I'll just keep that between Jason and I. 1117 00:55:49,150 --> 00:55:53,153 No one really needs to know. Right, Jason? 1118 00:55:55,622 --> 00:55:57,323 Right. 1119 00:55:58,291 --> 00:56:00,660 TRUDY: Did you ever have a mommy and daddy? 1120 00:56:00,660 --> 00:56:02,462 (grunts) 1121 00:56:02,462 --> 00:56:04,497 (chuckling): Yeah, of course I had a mommy and daddy. 1122 00:56:04,497 --> 00:56:08,168 I wasn't... I wasn't always Santa Claus. 1123 00:56:09,200 --> 00:56:11,304 I had a life before this. 1124 00:56:12,205 --> 00:56:14,974 A long, long, long time ago. 1125 00:56:19,145 --> 00:56:22,282 They used to call me, uh... 1126 00:56:22,282 --> 00:56:24,184 Nicomund. 1127 00:56:24,184 --> 00:56:26,453 (flames rumbling) 1128 00:56:26,453 --> 00:56:27,954 (panting) 1129 00:56:27,954 --> 00:56:29,556 SANTA: Nicomund the Red. 1130 00:56:29,556 --> 00:56:31,157 (people yelling) 1131 00:56:31,157 --> 00:56:33,893 TRUDY: You had a different job then? 1132 00:56:33,893 --> 00:56:36,663 SANTA: Yeah, you could say that. 1133 00:56:36,663 --> 00:56:38,531 I was a warrior. 1134 00:56:38,531 --> 00:56:40,633 A raider. A thief. 1135 00:56:40,633 --> 00:56:44,404 -(man screams) - And if somebody got in my way, 1136 00:56:44,404 --> 00:56:46,172 me and Skullcrusher would... 1137 00:56:46,172 --> 00:56:47,841 TRUDY: Who's Skullcrusher? 1138 00:56:48,675 --> 00:56:51,811 Skullcrusher's my, uh... 1139 00:56:51,811 --> 00:56:54,514 my hammer. 1140 00:56:54,514 --> 00:56:56,750 My favorite hammer. 1141 00:56:56,750 --> 00:56:59,152 I was a surgeon with that thing. 1142 00:56:59,152 --> 00:57:01,588 Used to be able to take three heads, line 'em up... 1143 00:57:01,588 --> 00:57:03,189 (makes thudding sound) 1144 00:57:03,189 --> 00:57:05,759 But why? 1145 00:57:05,759 --> 00:57:07,227 What? 1146 00:57:07,227 --> 00:57:09,863 Why'd you do those things? 1147 00:57:11,831 --> 00:57:13,900 Because I was mean. 1148 00:57:15,680 --> 00:57:17,203 And I was greedy. 1149 00:57:19,390 --> 00:57:21,841 And I wanted gold, jewels. 1150 00:57:21,841 --> 00:57:24,544 Yeah, I mean, if there was a naughty list back then, 1151 00:57:24,544 --> 00:57:26,546 I'd be top dog. 1152 00:57:28,114 --> 00:57:30,250 Well, maybe... 1153 00:57:31,251 --> 00:57:32,452 What? 1154 00:57:32,452 --> 00:57:34,587 Maybe all those bad things you used to do... 1155 00:57:35,689 --> 00:57:38,958 ...maybe you can use them to do good things instead. 1156 00:57:39,759 --> 00:57:42,620 To help. 1157 00:57:42,620 --> 00:57:43,963 What do you mean? 1158 00:57:43,963 --> 00:57:48,368 Mr. Bunny, he wasn't just a toy. 1159 00:57:48,368 --> 00:57:51,771 That night, you gave me what I wished for. 1160 00:57:51,771 --> 00:57:53,640 A best friend. 1161 00:57:54,708 --> 00:57:57,310 'Cause you're good and kind. 1162 00:57:57,310 --> 00:58:00,914 And you mean more than just the presents you bring. 1163 00:58:00,914 --> 00:58:03,583 That's why I believe in you, Santa. 1164 00:58:03,583 --> 00:58:05,985 That's why I believe. 1165 00:58:07,120 --> 00:58:09,422 (exhaling sharply) 1166 00:58:11,591 --> 00:58:13,259 Thank you. 1167 00:58:15,950 --> 00:58:19,650 You stay hidden, Trudy, till I come get you. 1168 00:58:19,650 --> 00:58:20,967 Stay safe. 1169 00:58:21,935 --> 00:58:24,838 SCROOGE: All right, we got satellite confirmation. 1170 00:58:24,838 --> 00:58:26,973 Extraction team's on the go. 1171 00:58:26,973 --> 00:58:29,275 ETA: 30 minutes. 1172 00:58:29,275 --> 00:58:30,944 We're on schedule. 1173 00:58:30,944 --> 00:58:32,345 Everything's good. 1174 00:58:32,345 --> 00:58:33,947 -(engines revving) - THORP: All right, fellas. 1175 00:58:33,947 --> 00:58:35,348 Look alive, look alive. 1176 00:58:35,348 --> 00:58:37,283 You all know the plan, 1177 00:58:37,283 --> 00:58:40,653 and I like my operations like I like to ****: 1178 00:58:40,653 --> 00:58:43,456 hard and fast with minimal cleanup. 1179 00:58:43,456 --> 00:58:47,994 Now, some idiot gets in your way, what do you do? 1180 00:58:47,994 --> 00:58:50,960 ALL: **** their shit up right! 1181 00:58:50,960 --> 00:58:51,765 Damn right. 1182 00:58:52,532 --> 00:58:55,268 - Time to lube up. -(engines revving) 1183 00:58:56,369 --> 00:58:59,105 Let's go, mother****ers! Let's go! 1184 00:59:05,110 --> 00:59:07,280 (whispers): This ****ing family. 1185 00:59:26,533 --> 00:59:28,802 MALE VOICE (recorded): Ho, ho, ho, ho. 1186 00:59:28,802 --> 00:59:30,570 -(gasps) - Merry Christmas. 1187 00:59:30,570 --> 00:59:31,838 Happy holidays. 1188 00:59:31,838 --> 00:59:32,972 Traitor. 1189 00:59:32,972 --> 00:59:34,407 (grunts) 1190 00:59:34,407 --> 00:59:36,409 I got him in the east wing. 1191 00:59:36,409 --> 00:59:38,878 SCROOGE: All right, we're on our way. Hold him. 1192 00:59:38,878 --> 00:59:40,413 (grunting, panting) 1193 00:59:40,413 --> 00:59:42,816 (yells) 1194 00:59:42,816 --> 00:59:44,217 (gasps) 1195 00:59:47,854 --> 00:59:50,900 (both grunting) 1196 00:59:52,192 --> 00:59:54,194 Step aside. 1197 00:59:58,565 --> 01:00:01,670 -(gunshot) -(whooshing) 1198 01:00:03,236 --> 01:00:05,505 ♪ ♪ 1199 01:00:07,707 --> 01:00:10,510 SCROOGE (in other room): Now, how did this tired, old, 1200 01:00:10,510 --> 01:00:13,179 fat piece of shit get the drop on us? 1201 01:00:13,179 --> 01:00:14,614 GINGERBREAD: I don't know. 1202 01:00:14,614 --> 01:00:16,616 CANDY CANE: He's not even armed. 1203 01:00:16,616 --> 01:00:19,520 This bag is the only thing he had on him. 1204 01:00:19,520 --> 01:00:20,453 SCROOGE: What's in there? 1205 01:00:21,221 --> 01:00:23,256 Can't see anything. 1206 01:00:27,360 --> 01:00:28,795 SCROOGE: Here, give it to me. 1207 01:00:39,906 --> 01:00:42,409 What kind of moron... 1208 01:00:42,409 --> 01:00:44,644 carries a chess set with him? 1209 01:00:48,281 --> 01:00:49,816 What the ****? 1210 01:00:49,816 --> 01:00:52,385 Doesn't make any sense. Look at all this shit. 1211 01:00:52,385 --> 01:00:54,587 (thuds, strings twang) 1212 01:00:54,587 --> 01:00:56,756 (chuckling) 1213 01:00:59,592 --> 01:01:02,595 So, you're gonna tell us what's the gimmick with the bag? 1214 01:01:02,595 --> 01:01:04,264 It's magic. 1215 01:01:04,264 --> 01:01:07,167 You put your hand in, out comes a present. 1216 01:01:08,768 --> 01:01:11,504 I don't really understand how it works, either. 1217 01:01:12,906 --> 01:01:15,942 So, you're Mr. Scrooge. 1218 01:01:15,942 --> 01:01:17,944 That's right. 1219 01:01:17,944 --> 01:01:19,746 But who are you? 1220 01:01:19,746 --> 01:01:21,781 Weihnachtsmann. 1221 01:01:23,149 --> 01:01:25,118 Julenissen. 1222 01:01:25,985 --> 01:01:27,921 Shèngdàn Laorén. 1223 01:01:28,755 --> 01:01:31,958 Babbo Natale, Père Noel, Kris Kringle. 1224 01:01:31,958 --> 01:01:34,461 Jolly old Saint Nick. 1225 01:01:34,461 --> 01:01:37,497 People call me a lot of things. 1226 01:01:38,331 --> 01:01:40,967 SCROOGE: Ha, ha, ha. Very funny. 1227 01:01:40,967 --> 01:01:43,336 Or should I say, "Ho, ho, ho"? 1228 01:01:43,336 --> 01:01:46,940 If you're Santa, where's your reindeer? 1229 01:01:46,940 --> 01:01:48,775 They were on the roof 1230 01:01:48,775 --> 01:01:51,378 until that guy I turned into an ice kebab just... 1231 01:01:51,378 --> 01:01:54,140 (Santa imitates rapid gunfire) 1232 01:01:54,140 --> 01:01:55,648 You don't believe me? 1233 01:01:55,648 --> 01:01:56,783 Go check. 1234 01:01:56,783 --> 01:01:59,519 Prancer left a tasty log up there. 1235 01:01:59,519 --> 01:02:01,354 SCROOGE: This ****ing guy. 1236 01:02:01,354 --> 01:02:03,560 You don't think... 1237 01:02:03,560 --> 01:02:06,226 Now, I know you're an idiot, but don't be an idiot out loud. 1238 01:02:06,226 --> 01:02:08,328 Come on, he's just in Santy Claus 1239 01:02:08,328 --> 01:02:10,330 with a ****ing trick bag. 1240 01:02:10,330 --> 01:02:12,332 SANTA: Oh, no! 1241 01:02:12,332 --> 01:02:14,167 That bag was full of kids' dreams! 1242 01:02:14,167 --> 01:02:15,969 SCROOGE: Oh, come on. 1243 01:02:15,969 --> 01:02:18,238 Everybody knows that Christmas dreams are bullshit. 1244 01:02:19,390 --> 01:02:21,675 My father used to make a big deal out of it 1245 01:02:21,675 --> 01:02:23,476 every Christmas. 1246 01:02:23,476 --> 01:02:25,645 Every freaking Christmas with the presents 1247 01:02:25,645 --> 01:02:27,847 and the candy and the decorations 1248 01:02:27,847 --> 01:02:31,651 and the Christmas caroling and all that bullshit. 1249 01:02:33,190 --> 01:02:35,321 And then when I was... 1250 01:02:35,321 --> 01:02:38,725 I don't know, ten, 11, 1251 01:02:38,725 --> 01:02:40,694 he got laid off, and that Christmas, 1252 01:02:40,694 --> 01:02:42,195 couldn't even afford a tree. 1253 01:02:42,195 --> 01:02:43,730 No Christmas dinner, no gifts. 1254 01:02:43,730 --> 01:02:46,366 Nothing, nada, culo, ****. 1255 01:02:47,167 --> 01:02:48,535 But our neighbors... 1256 01:02:48,535 --> 01:02:50,403 our neighbors, oh, they had it all. 1257 01:02:50,403 --> 01:02:52,205 I could see all that yuletide cheer 1258 01:02:52,205 --> 01:02:54,741 through their window mocking me. 1259 01:02:54,741 --> 01:02:58,678 So Christmas Eve rolls around, and... 1260 01:02:58,678 --> 01:03:01,715 I waited for everybody to go to bed. 1261 01:03:01,715 --> 01:03:05,510 And then I snuck in there to take it all. 1262 01:03:06,520 --> 01:03:08,588 Only problem was that the gramps got up to take a piss 1263 01:03:08,588 --> 01:03:11,240 and the two of us scared the shit out of each other. 1264 01:03:11,240 --> 01:03:14,600 And, um, he fell down the stairs 1265 01:03:14,600 --> 01:03:18,598 and-and broke his neck, and he died in the hospital. 1266 01:03:18,598 --> 01:03:20,233 Everybody thought that I did it, 1267 01:03:20,233 --> 01:03:21,735 and every time I tried to tell them, 1268 01:03:21,735 --> 01:03:24,237 I tried to tell them that... 1269 01:03:25,705 --> 01:03:28,740 Anyway, maybe I did do it. 1270 01:03:28,740 --> 01:03:30,110 Maybe I did push him. 1271 01:03:30,110 --> 01:03:31,911 Poor old ****er. 1272 01:03:31,911 --> 01:03:35,415 So, you see, Christmas ruined my life. 1273 01:03:35,415 --> 01:03:37,830 Okay? But you know what? 1274 01:03:37,830 --> 01:03:38,418 It set me on the path 1275 01:03:38,418 --> 01:03:40,453 and made me the great man that I am today. 1276 01:03:40,453 --> 01:03:42,489 I'm sorry, Jimmy. 1277 01:03:43,289 --> 01:03:44,824 I really am. 1278 01:03:45,658 --> 01:03:47,727 But I do gifts. I do Christmas cheer. 1279 01:03:47,727 --> 01:03:49,929 I don't get involved in people's lives. 1280 01:03:49,929 --> 01:03:53,800 Oh, yeah? Yeah, well, maybe you ****ing should! 1281 01:03:58,304 --> 01:04:01,474 Um, how did he know your name? 1282 01:04:01,474 --> 01:04:03,176 Oh, Bjorn. 1283 01:04:03,176 --> 01:04:05,311 What's your excuse? 1284 01:04:05,311 --> 01:04:06,913 Huh? 1285 01:04:06,913 --> 01:04:10,250 Didn't I get you that Huffy bike you wanted back in '82? 1286 01:04:10,250 --> 01:04:13,453 One you wrote me 50 times about! 1287 01:04:13,453 --> 01:04:14,954 What about you, Kira? 1288 01:04:14,954 --> 01:04:18,124 Well, you made your brother eat worms. 1289 01:04:18,124 --> 01:04:19,626 That's naughty! 1290 01:04:19,626 --> 01:04:21,528 Okay, how does he know about my bike? 1291 01:04:21,528 --> 01:04:24,964 It's a lucky guess, like: "Hey, do you like big ****?" 1292 01:04:24,964 --> 01:04:27,167 Come on, every kid wants a ****ing bike. 1293 01:04:27,167 --> 01:04:30,303 - You're gonna tell me who you work for... -Oh, Christ. No. 1294 01:04:30,303 --> 01:04:33,606 ...then you've got five seconds to tell me who you really are. 1295 01:04:33,606 --> 01:04:36,443 Five, four, three, two... 1296 01:04:36,443 --> 01:04:38,144 I'm Santa Claus! 1297 01:04:38,144 --> 01:04:40,447 Well, not anymore. 1298 01:04:42,148 --> 01:04:44,384 ♪ ♪ 1299 01:05:05,338 --> 01:05:07,173 GINGERBREAD: Is it snowing? 1300 01:05:07,173 --> 01:05:10,577 CANDY CANE: Is he doing this with Santa magic? 1301 01:05:17,830 --> 01:05:19,486 Let it snow! 1302 01:05:31,197 --> 01:05:33,199 It's not snow. 1303 01:05:33,199 --> 01:05:34,534 It's Styrofoam. 1304 01:05:34,534 --> 01:05:36,770 I told you this guy's a big phony. 1305 01:05:36,770 --> 01:05:38,538 (grunts) 1306 01:05:40,273 --> 01:05:42,542 (whooshing) 1307 01:05:46,212 --> 01:05:48,448 (groaning) 1308 01:05:49,549 --> 01:05:51,217 (grunts, sighs) 1309 01:05:51,217 --> 01:05:53,860 Where'd he go? 1310 01:05:53,860 --> 01:05:54,721 GINGERBREAD: He went up the chimney. 1311 01:05:54,721 --> 01:05:56,389 - I saw it. - SCROOGE: I don't know, 1312 01:05:56,389 --> 01:05:58,224 he had a rig or some pulley system 1313 01:05:58,224 --> 01:06:00,226 - that just yanked him up. - You can't fit up there. 1314 01:06:00,226 --> 01:06:01,928 - It's impossible. - Oh, you see one weird thing, 1315 01:06:01,928 --> 01:06:04,264 and then you think you're in a fairy tale? 1316 01:06:04,264 --> 01:06:05,565 KRAMPUS (over radio): Incoming. 1317 01:06:05,565 --> 01:06:06,433 We've got sleigh bells approaching. 1318 01:06:06,433 --> 01:06:08,234 Oh, my God. 1319 01:06:08,234 --> 01:06:10,103 It's his reindeer. 1320 01:06:11,738 --> 01:06:13,740 -(hits table) - It's the extraction team. 1321 01:06:13,740 --> 01:06:15,942 Pull yourselves together! 1322 01:06:15,942 --> 01:06:18,611 (engines revving) 1323 01:06:21,414 --> 01:06:23,616 ♪ ♪ 1324 01:06:27,587 --> 01:06:29,756 (engines revving in distance) 1325 01:06:30,890 --> 01:06:35,161 And that is the sound of my Kill Squad. 1326 01:06:35,161 --> 01:06:36,629 (Bert laughing) 1327 01:06:36,629 --> 01:06:38,732 Oh, you're fizzity-****ed now. 1328 01:06:38,732 --> 01:06:40,934 Huh? What are you gonna do? You little elf *****. 1329 01:06:40,934 --> 01:06:42,402 Fu... (grunts) 1330 01:06:42,402 --> 01:06:43,570 (gasps) Bertie. 1331 01:06:43,570 --> 01:06:45,105 Hashtag "blessed." 1332 01:06:45,105 --> 01:06:48,141 (yells, grunts) 1333 01:06:48,141 --> 01:06:50,777 Yeah! (yells) 1334 01:06:50,777 --> 01:06:51,778 Parkour. 1335 01:06:51,778 --> 01:06:52,946 Kill him, babe! 1336 01:06:52,946 --> 01:06:55,615 -(yells) Oh! -(others gasping) 1337 01:06:56,483 --> 01:06:58,118 Morgan's gonna save us. 1338 01:06:59,853 --> 01:07:03,623 Jean-Claude Van Dipshit just ditched us, sweetie. 1339 01:07:10,630 --> 01:07:12,632 Hold your fire. 1340 01:07:12,632 --> 01:07:14,267 Barrel roll! 1341 01:07:14,267 --> 01:07:15,969 (grunting, panting) 1342 01:07:15,969 --> 01:07:17,270 Easy, easy. 1343 01:07:17,270 --> 01:07:19,172 -(grunts) Yeah! - Easy. 1344 01:07:19,172 --> 01:07:20,473 Identify yourself. 1345 01:07:20,473 --> 01:07:22,842 I'm one of the hostages. 1346 01:07:22,842 --> 01:07:25,979 Morgan Steel, the actor. 1347 01:07:25,979 --> 01:07:28,982 Played a lot of soldiers in my career. 1348 01:07:28,982 --> 01:07:32,552 Can I just say, thank you for your service. Semper fi. 1349 01:07:33,386 --> 01:07:35,321 What's the situation inside? 1350 01:07:35,321 --> 01:07:37,724 Bunch of ex-military guys, 1351 01:07:37,724 --> 01:07:39,726 but I got to warn you, they know you're coming. 1352 01:07:39,726 --> 01:07:41,394 I think they're ready for you. 1353 01:07:41,394 --> 01:07:43,229 They better be. 1354 01:07:43,229 --> 01:07:45,331 We're on a tight schedule. 1355 01:07:45,331 --> 01:07:47,167 Shit. 1356 01:07:50,503 --> 01:07:52,639 (gasps) Oh, f... 1357 01:07:52,639 --> 01:07:55,909 - All right, let's move out. - Let's move out. 1358 01:08:00,800 --> 01:08:01,715 Come on. 1359 01:08:01,715 --> 01:08:03,917 You got to be kidding me. 1360 01:08:03,917 --> 01:08:05,652 SCROOGE: Hey, Thorp, you're ten minutes late. 1361 01:08:05,652 --> 01:08:07,200 What kept you? 1362 01:08:07,200 --> 01:08:09,356 Looks to me like your net's got a hole in it. 1363 01:08:09,356 --> 01:08:11,825 Or are you just letting your hostages out for some exercise? 1364 01:08:11,825 --> 01:08:14,600 No, no, no. We got a wild gopher running around 1365 01:08:14,600 --> 01:08:16,663 complicating shit and causing problems. 1366 01:08:16,663 --> 01:08:18,231 Who? Lightstone security? 1367 01:08:18,231 --> 01:08:19,833 Nah, I don't think so. Some intruder dressed as Santa. 1368 01:08:19,833 --> 01:08:21,234 But I'm telling you, I'm telling you, 1369 01:08:21,234 --> 01:08:23,436 there's something weird about him. 1370 01:08:23,436 --> 01:08:25,710 Might be the real Santa. 1371 01:08:25,710 --> 01:08:27,540 - The **** did she just say? - SCROOGE: Nothing, nothing. 1372 01:08:27,540 --> 01:08:28,608 She's joking. 1373 01:08:28,608 --> 01:08:31,111 My squad will take care of it. 1374 01:08:33,513 --> 01:08:36,216 Beta Team, go find this ***hole. 1375 01:08:36,216 --> 01:08:38,218 Go. 1376 01:08:38,218 --> 01:08:42,555 Now, let's unwrap our present, shall we? 1377 01:08:42,555 --> 01:08:44,791 All right, you heard the man. 1378 01:08:44,791 --> 01:08:47,427 Time to kill Santa. 1379 01:08:47,427 --> 01:08:49,896 I've got him. He's on the roof. 1380 01:08:49,896 --> 01:08:52,198 Roger that. I got eyes on him. 1381 01:08:56,102 --> 01:08:58,905 (gasping) 1382 01:09:00,730 --> 01:09:01,941 (screams) 1383 01:09:03,760 --> 01:09:05,545 (groaning) 1384 01:09:05,545 --> 01:09:07,747 (panting, grunting) 1385 01:09:09,582 --> 01:09:11,584 Right, Sugarplum. Hit that button. 1386 01:09:11,584 --> 01:09:13,586 (tapping keys) 1387 01:09:13,586 --> 01:09:15,822 (clunking, whirring) 1388 01:09:18,558 --> 01:09:20,427 Here we go. 1389 01:09:20,427 --> 01:09:21,795 Our skeleton key. 1390 01:09:21,795 --> 01:09:23,663 The "open" magic stick. 1391 01:09:23,663 --> 01:09:25,398 This better ****ing work. 1392 01:09:25,398 --> 01:09:28,680 I'm flushing my career for this, my reputation. 1393 01:09:28,680 --> 01:09:30,837 Yeah, well, then you can buy yourself a new rep. 1394 01:09:39,779 --> 01:09:41,281 THORP: As a kid, I loved 1395 01:09:41,281 --> 01:09:43,316 unwrapping Christmas presents so much 1396 01:09:43,316 --> 01:09:46,286 that my mom would wrap empty boxes for me. 1397 01:09:47,187 --> 01:09:49,622 I didn't care that nothing was inside. 1398 01:09:53,593 --> 01:09:55,795 ♪ ♪ 1399 01:10:01,601 --> 01:10:04,170 Is this a ****ing joke? 1400 01:10:04,170 --> 01:10:05,372 No. 1401 01:10:06,773 --> 01:10:08,675 THORP: You said it would ****ing be here! 1402 01:10:08,675 --> 01:10:12,312 I'm telling you, my intel was rock solid. 1403 01:10:12,312 --> 01:10:14,614 I had guys on the inside. 1404 01:10:15,648 --> 01:10:19,352 300 million in cash was delivered here yesterday 1405 01:10:19,352 --> 01:10:21,654 to this ****ing mansion. 1406 01:10:26,659 --> 01:10:29,329 Somebody must've intercepted it. 1407 01:10:33,333 --> 01:10:35,368 Son of a *****. 1408 01:10:37,804 --> 01:10:40,707 (groaning) 1409 01:10:46,379 --> 01:10:49,182 (panting) 1410 01:10:55,522 --> 01:10:57,757 (groans) 1411 01:10:57,757 --> 01:10:59,325 Oh, shit. 1412 01:10:59,325 --> 01:11:01,861 Santa, you okay? 1413 01:11:01,861 --> 01:11:03,430 (over radio): Santa. 1414 01:11:03,430 --> 01:11:05,732 A bunch of new bad guys showed up. 1415 01:11:05,732 --> 01:11:07,534 They're on the naughty list. 1416 01:11:07,534 --> 01:11:10,537 They got their gadgets and their gizmos on them. 1417 01:11:11,371 --> 01:11:13,940 I'm sorry. I think this is it, kid. 1418 01:11:13,940 --> 01:11:15,742 No, no, don't say that. 1419 01:11:15,742 --> 01:11:17,744 The naughty list... 1420 01:11:17,744 --> 01:11:20,180 just grows and grows. 1421 01:11:26,720 --> 01:11:28,888 (device whirring) 1422 01:11:28,888 --> 01:11:32,726 He's in that structure. Body cams on. 1423 01:11:32,726 --> 01:11:34,794 TRUDY: Don't give up. 1424 01:11:34,794 --> 01:11:37,397 You make a wish this time, Santa. 1425 01:11:37,397 --> 01:11:39,320 Just this once. 1426 01:11:39,320 --> 01:11:41,935 If you could have anything in this world, 1427 01:11:41,935 --> 01:11:44,204 what would it be? 1428 01:11:49,909 --> 01:11:52,946 SANTA: I wish I could see Mrs. Claus again, 1429 01:11:52,946 --> 01:11:56,820 tell her how much I love her. 1430 01:11:56,820 --> 01:11:58,918 Then you make that wish come true. 1431 01:11:58,918 --> 01:12:01,870 -(ring clinking) - Oh, shit. 1432 01:12:01,870 --> 01:12:03,423 No, no, no, no. No, no. 1433 01:12:03,423 --> 01:12:05,158 (grunting) 1434 01:12:05,158 --> 01:12:06,593 Oh, God. 1435 01:12:06,593 --> 01:12:09,429 (grunts) No. 1436 01:12:11,598 --> 01:12:13,800 ♪ ♪ 1437 01:12:21,808 --> 01:12:24,811 You said these guys, they're naughty. 1438 01:12:24,811 --> 01:12:27,781 And what do you do to the naughty ones? 1439 01:12:27,781 --> 01:12:29,649 I give them a lump of coal. 1440 01:12:29,649 --> 01:12:31,918 Yeah. Give them their lumps. 1441 01:12:33,119 --> 01:12:35,422 Take that coal and shove it straight up their... 1442 01:12:35,422 --> 01:12:37,657 - ****es. - Yeah! 1443 01:12:37,657 --> 01:12:39,426 ♪ ♪ 1444 01:12:43,630 --> 01:12:45,298 They're right outside. 1445 01:12:45,298 --> 01:12:46,700 (whooshing) 1446 01:12:46,700 --> 01:12:48,501 ♪ ♪ 1447 01:12:59,479 --> 01:13:01,981 Santa's gonna eat through these guys 1448 01:13:01,981 --> 01:13:04,117 like a plate full of cookies. 1449 01:13:04,884 --> 01:13:07,153 (whispering) 1450 01:13:08,655 --> 01:13:10,230 Move, move. 1451 01:13:13,693 --> 01:13:15,495 Hey, lock it up. 1452 01:13:17,397 --> 01:13:19,232 Lights down. 1453 01:13:20,400 --> 01:13:22,335 Stay at my back. 1454 01:13:22,335 --> 01:13:24,471 All right, we got this, boys. 1455 01:13:24,471 --> 01:13:26,139 (fierce grunting) 1456 01:13:26,806 --> 01:13:29,242 (yelling in pain) 1457 01:13:33,413 --> 01:13:35,749 -(yelps, groans) -(neck snaps) 1458 01:13:35,749 --> 01:13:38,180 ♪ ♪ 1459 01:13:40,553 --> 01:13:42,220 (gasps) 1460 01:13:42,220 --> 01:13:43,323 (pained yelling) 1461 01:13:43,323 --> 01:13:45,692 All right, where the **** is my money?! 1462 01:13:45,692 --> 01:13:48,610 Where's the money?! 1463 01:13:49,529 --> 01:13:51,531 (yells) 1464 01:13:58,705 --> 01:14:01,608 All right, I've been a sweetheart up to now. 1465 01:14:01,608 --> 01:14:03,760 But that's all over. 1466 01:14:03,760 --> 01:14:04,878 No more ****ing games! 1467 01:14:04,878 --> 01:14:06,379 Where's the money? 1468 01:14:06,379 --> 01:14:09,416 Or I will shoot every last one of you and enjoy it. 1469 01:14:13,553 --> 01:14:16,289 - It's in the vault. - I just looked in the vault. 1470 01:14:16,289 --> 01:14:17,724 Had the money been in there, 1471 01:14:17,724 --> 01:14:19,559 I'd have a different expression on my face. 1472 01:14:19,559 --> 01:14:20,927 Impossible. 1473 01:14:20,927 --> 01:14:23,290 Takes days to get into that thing. 1474 01:14:23,290 --> 01:14:26,533 Not if we have the key, Mrs. Lightstone. 1475 01:14:27,901 --> 01:14:29,936 GERTRUDE: Thorp. 1476 01:14:29,936 --> 01:14:31,304 (sighs) 1477 01:14:31,304 --> 01:14:33,907 You can't trust anyone these days. 1478 01:14:33,907 --> 01:14:36,760 SCROOGE: I'm not sure how, but you 1479 01:14:36,760 --> 01:14:38,945 or one of your shithead kids moved the money. 1480 01:14:38,945 --> 01:14:40,814 And this upsets me. 1481 01:14:40,814 --> 01:14:42,649 It upsets me 1482 01:14:42,649 --> 01:14:46,653 in a way that makes me want to just randomly shoot at people. 1483 01:14:47,654 --> 01:14:49,889 Hold on. Just... Sorry. 1484 01:14:49,889 --> 01:14:51,291 - Um... - What? What? 1485 01:14:51,291 --> 01:14:52,659 Uh, what if you randomly shoot 1486 01:14:52,659 --> 01:14:55,261 the only person who knows where it is? 1487 01:14:56,262 --> 01:14:58,598 Oh, **** you people! 1488 01:14:58,598 --> 01:15:00,600 ♪ ♪ 1489 01:15:03,169 --> 01:15:08,274 ♪ We waited all through the year ♪ 1490 01:15:09,142 --> 01:15:14,180 ♪ For the day to appear ♪ 1491 01:15:14,180 --> 01:15:16,820 (grunting and groaning) 1492 01:15:16,820 --> 01:15:21,855 ♪ When we could be together ♪ 1493 01:15:21,855 --> 01:15:24,357 ♪ In harmony ♪ 1494 01:15:24,357 --> 01:15:25,625 (yells) 1495 01:15:25,625 --> 01:15:27,961 ♪ You know the time will come ♪ 1496 01:15:27,961 --> 01:15:30,930 (grunts, screams) 1497 01:15:30,930 --> 01:15:33,266 ♪ Peace on Earth for everyone ♪ 1498 01:15:33,266 --> 01:15:34,834 SANTA: Suck on this. 1499 01:15:34,834 --> 01:15:37,470 (grunting, gurgling) 1500 01:15:39,272 --> 01:15:44,144 ♪ And we can live forever ♪ 1501 01:15:44,144 --> 01:15:47,380 ♪ In a world where we are free ♪ 1502 01:15:47,380 --> 01:15:50,483 ♪ Let it shine for you and me ♪ 1503 01:15:50,483 --> 01:15:53,653 ♪ There's something about Christmastime ♪ 1504 01:15:53,653 --> 01:15:56,823 ♪ Something about Christmastime ♪ 1505 01:15:56,823 --> 01:15:59,826 ♪ That makes you wish it was Christmas every day... ♪ 1506 01:15:59,826 --> 01:16:01,327 I need some feedback, guys. 1507 01:16:01,327 --> 01:16:02,896 (grunting and yelling over monitor) 1508 01:16:02,896 --> 01:16:04,864 Guys, what the hell is going on? 1509 01:16:05,665 --> 01:16:08,501 ♪ The way that the old folks smile ♪ 1510 01:16:08,501 --> 01:16:13,139 ♪ Says that Christmas will never go away ♪ 1511 01:16:14,674 --> 01:16:19,512 -♪ We're all as one tonight ♪ -(grunting and groaning) 1512 01:16:19,512 --> 01:16:24,217 ♪ Makes no difference if you're Black or white ♪ 1513 01:16:24,217 --> 01:16:27,153 (grunting and groaning continue) 1514 01:16:27,153 --> 01:16:29,856 ♪ 'Cause we can sing together ♪ 1515 01:16:29,856 --> 01:16:32,359 (screaming) 1516 01:16:32,359 --> 01:16:34,561 ♪ In harmony ♪ 1517 01:16:36,496 --> 01:16:41,267 ♪ I know it's not too late ♪ 1518 01:16:41,267 --> 01:16:44,237 ♪ The world would be ♪ 1519 01:16:44,237 --> 01:16:47,674 -♪ A better place ♪ -(engine starts, rumbles) 1520 01:16:49,876 --> 01:16:51,277 - What's that? - Huh? 1521 01:16:51,277 --> 01:16:53,380 ♪ If we can keep the spirit ♪ 1522 01:16:53,380 --> 01:16:55,382 (grunting and groaning continue) 1523 01:16:55,382 --> 01:16:57,717 ♪ More than one day in the year ♪ 1524 01:16:57,717 --> 01:17:02,880 ♪ Send a message loud and clear ♪ 1525 01:17:03,390 --> 01:17:06,292 ♪ There's something about Christmastime ♪ 1526 01:17:06,292 --> 01:17:08,862 ♪ Something about Christmastime ♪ 1527 01:17:08,862 --> 01:17:13,199 ♪ That makes you wish it was Christmas every day ♪ 1528 01:17:13,199 --> 01:17:15,235 (grunting, screaming) 1529 01:17:15,235 --> 01:17:18,772 ♪ To see the joy in the children's eyes ♪ 1530 01:17:18,772 --> 01:17:21,641 ♪ The way that the old folks smile ♪ 1531 01:17:21,641 --> 01:17:26,713 ♪ Says that Christmas will never go away ♪ 1532 01:17:27,480 --> 01:17:30,283 ♪ It's the time of year when everyone's together... ♪ 1533 01:17:30,283 --> 01:17:32,419 Jesus Christ. 1534 01:17:33,153 --> 01:17:35,588 Nope. Just jolly old Saint Nick. 1535 01:17:35,588 --> 01:17:37,991 ♪ Here on Christmas Day ♪ 1536 01:17:37,991 --> 01:17:39,559 (grunts) 1537 01:17:39,559 --> 01:17:43,296 ♪ When the ones you love are there ♪ 1538 01:17:43,296 --> 01:17:48,134 ♪ You can feel the magic in the air... ♪ 1539 01:17:48,134 --> 01:17:50,904 -(grunts) Oh, God! - There you go. 1540 01:17:50,904 --> 01:17:52,605 A little stocking stuffer. 1541 01:17:53,406 --> 01:17:56,976 Where is it? ****, ****, ****, ****. 1542 01:17:56,976 --> 01:17:59,446 ****, ****, ****. 1543 01:17:59,446 --> 01:18:02,148 - I got to watch. - ****! 1544 01:18:03,283 --> 01:18:05,485 Ho-Ho-Holy shit. 1545 01:18:05,485 --> 01:18:07,787 ♪ Christmas will never go away. ♪ 1546 01:18:07,787 --> 01:18:10,490 Gertrude would never trust anybody 1547 01:18:10,490 --> 01:18:12,959 who wasn't blood with this kind of info. 1548 01:18:12,959 --> 01:18:14,661 So... 1549 01:18:14,661 --> 01:18:18,298 the in-laws wouldn't know shit, 1550 01:18:18,298 --> 01:18:20,834 which means that I can shoot her... 1551 01:18:20,834 --> 01:18:22,369 (gasping) 1552 01:18:22,369 --> 01:18:24,371 ...unless you tell me where the ****ing money is. 1553 01:18:24,371 --> 01:18:26,639 LINDA: Please don't, okay? It's Christmas. 1554 01:18:26,639 --> 01:18:28,475 Shut up! 1555 01:18:29,342 --> 01:18:30,777 I swear, I'll blow her brains out 1556 01:18:30,777 --> 01:18:32,178 unless you tell me where the money went. 1557 01:18:32,178 --> 01:18:34,381 I did it! 1558 01:18:34,381 --> 01:18:36,816 - What? - JASON: Okay. Yeah, I did it. 1559 01:18:36,816 --> 01:18:38,718 - I moved the money. - No, d-don't-don't be an idiot. 1560 01:18:38,718 --> 01:18:40,487 - What? - The money's our only leverage. 1561 01:18:40,487 --> 01:18:42,550 Well, my wife has a ****ing gun to her head, so... 1562 01:18:42,550 --> 01:18:44,157 Yeah, how did you find out that we were coming, huh? 1563 01:18:44,157 --> 01:18:45,825 I didn't. I was stealing it. 1564 01:18:45,825 --> 01:18:46,993 (Linda sighs) 1565 01:18:46,993 --> 01:18:48,461 - Yeah, coincidence. - ALVA: Oh, my God. 1566 01:18:48,461 --> 01:18:49,829 I was planning to take the money 1567 01:18:49,829 --> 01:18:52,999 and leave with my wife and daughter tonight 1568 01:18:52,999 --> 01:18:55,100 and never come back here. 1569 01:18:55,100 --> 01:18:58,371 Oh, and then my mom would, uh, 1570 01:18:58,371 --> 01:19:00,373 read the note with her whiskey in the morning 1571 01:19:00,373 --> 01:19:02,175 and know what I had done. 1572 01:19:02,175 --> 01:19:04,477 For years, I have been telling you 1573 01:19:04,477 --> 01:19:06,846 to stop caring about your mother's ****ing money! 1574 01:19:06,846 --> 01:19:10,830 And you think the solution was to steal a bunch of it. 1575 01:19:10,884 --> 01:19:13,860 Well, it... yeah, it does sound stupid 1576 01:19:13,860 --> 01:19:14,587 when you say it like that. 1577 01:19:14,587 --> 01:19:16,589 ALVA: How can you do this right now? 1578 01:19:16,589 --> 01:19:18,692 It's disgusting. After all that Mother has given us? 1579 01:19:18,692 --> 01:19:20,894 Come on, Alva. Everything she ever gave you, 1580 01:19:20,894 --> 01:19:22,195 she made damn sure we knew 1581 01:19:22,195 --> 01:19:23,430 she had the power to take right back. 1582 01:19:23,430 --> 01:19:27,333 I have spent years groveling to you. 1583 01:19:27,333 --> 01:19:30,103 In the meanwhile, I was destroying 1584 01:19:30,103 --> 01:19:32,172 the only good thing in my life. 1585 01:19:32,172 --> 01:19:33,540 KRAMPUS: What are we doing here, huh? 1586 01:19:33,540 --> 01:19:36,176 Family therapy or doing a heist? 1587 01:19:36,176 --> 01:19:39,412 - Yeah, enough of this sharing bullshit. -(Linda gasps) 1588 01:19:39,412 --> 01:19:41,381 All right. Where'd you put it? 1589 01:19:46,520 --> 01:19:47,554 (Candy Cane scoffs) 1590 01:19:47,554 --> 01:19:50,223 Look at this little idiot. 1591 01:19:53,927 --> 01:19:55,295 Oh, no. 1592 01:19:55,295 --> 01:19:57,130 What? 1593 01:19:57,130 --> 01:19:59,650 - The bad guys found me. - Okay. 1594 01:19:59,650 --> 01:20:00,900 I'm coming. 1595 01:20:07,474 --> 01:20:11,411 You know, booby traps don't work unless you hide them. 1596 01:20:14,800 --> 01:20:15,582 You little moron. 1597 01:20:18,618 --> 01:20:20,954 -(yelling) - Jesus! Shit! 1598 01:20:21,755 --> 01:20:24,900 (Gingerbread continues yelling) 1599 01:20:24,824 --> 01:20:26,993 GINGERBREAD: Help me! Help me! Help! 1600 01:20:26,993 --> 01:20:28,428 (yelling, gurgling) 1601 01:20:28,428 --> 01:20:30,563 You'll be f... (gags) You'll be fine. 1602 01:20:30,563 --> 01:20:32,732 Sit tight. I'll be back in a sec. 1603 01:20:34,167 --> 01:20:35,602 (pained yelling) 1604 01:20:35,602 --> 01:20:37,937 Right after I kill this little piece of shit! 1605 01:20:40,674 --> 01:20:43,109 (panting) You little ****ing brat. 1606 01:20:43,109 --> 01:20:45,278 (creaking) 1607 01:20:48,148 --> 01:20:50,850 (grunts, whimpers) 1608 01:21:00,293 --> 01:21:01,494 (grunts) 1609 01:21:02,328 --> 01:21:04,831 (screams) 1610 01:21:08,802 --> 01:21:10,203 (grunts) 1611 01:21:10,203 --> 01:21:12,205 (yelling) 1612 01:21:12,205 --> 01:21:13,807 (squishing) 1613 01:21:13,807 --> 01:21:16,509 (screaming) 1614 01:21:18,645 --> 01:21:21,470 (grunts, yelps) 1615 01:21:21,470 --> 01:21:23,817 (gasping breaths) 1616 01:21:24,617 --> 01:21:26,119 (yells in pain) 1617 01:21:26,119 --> 01:21:28,321 (whimpering) 1618 01:21:30,290 --> 01:21:31,524 (grunts) 1619 01:21:31,524 --> 01:21:33,326 You're dead! 1620 01:21:33,326 --> 01:21:35,829 You're so ****ing dead! 1621 01:21:43,200 --> 01:21:45,472 ****ing piece of shit. 1622 01:21:50,510 --> 01:21:53,346 (scoffs) You little... 1623 01:22:03,890 --> 01:22:04,924 (gasping) 1624 01:22:08,161 --> 01:22:10,597 (grunting) 1625 01:22:10,597 --> 01:22:12,665 - Incoming! -(gasps) 1626 01:22:16,360 --> 01:22:18,772 (straining) 1627 01:22:20,206 --> 01:22:21,508 (yelps) 1628 01:22:21,508 --> 01:22:22,776 (chuckles) 1629 01:22:24,511 --> 01:22:26,880 (straining) 1630 01:22:26,880 --> 01:22:28,480 (gasps) 1631 01:22:29,349 --> 01:22:31,384 (groaning) 1632 01:22:31,384 --> 01:22:33,219 (screams) Son of a ****ing... 1633 01:22:33,219 --> 01:22:34,688 (chuckles) 1634 01:22:37,957 --> 01:22:39,559 -(crunching) -(screaming) 1635 01:22:41,127 --> 01:22:43,263 (groaning) 1636 01:22:43,263 --> 01:22:45,231 ****. (whimpers) 1637 01:22:45,231 --> 01:22:47,330 I got you now, kid. 1638 01:22:47,330 --> 01:22:48,702 Yeah? Heads up. 1639 01:22:49,269 --> 01:22:50,804 (chuckles) 1640 01:22:50,804 --> 01:22:52,439 That's all you got? You ****ing... 1641 01:22:52,439 --> 01:22:55,275 (grunts, groans) 1642 01:22:55,275 --> 01:22:57,811 Enough of this shit. (spits) 1643 01:23:05,418 --> 01:23:07,620 ♪ ♪ 1644 01:23:11,391 --> 01:23:13,593 (panting) 1645 01:23:20,800 --> 01:23:22,602 (hammer drops to floor) 1646 01:23:23,403 --> 01:23:24,604 Santa! 1647 01:23:25,605 --> 01:23:27,674 (Santa grunts) 1648 01:23:34,514 --> 01:23:36,783 Hi, Trudy. Hi. 1649 01:23:36,783 --> 01:23:39,619 I made booby traps like in the movie. It was so funny. 1650 01:23:39,619 --> 01:23:42,255 (chuckling): Ho, ho, ho. 1651 01:23:42,255 --> 01:23:43,957 (rustling) 1652 01:23:43,957 --> 01:23:45,792 (grunting weakly) 1653 01:23:48,128 --> 01:23:52,320 Trudy, I want you to, uh... just do me a favor. 1654 01:23:52,866 --> 01:23:55,802 Just turn around and close your eyes. 1655 01:23:55,802 --> 01:23:58,638 Maybe put your fingers in your ears and, uh, 1656 01:23:58,638 --> 01:24:01,675 sing "Jingle Bells" as loud as you can. 1657 01:24:01,675 --> 01:24:03,677 ♪ Jingle bells, jingle bells ♪ 1658 01:24:03,677 --> 01:24:05,979 ♪ Jingle all the way ♪ 1659 01:24:05,979 --> 01:24:08,214 ♪ Oh, how fun it is to ride... ♪ 1660 01:24:08,214 --> 01:24:11,184 You were about to murder an innocent child. 1661 01:24:11,184 --> 01:24:12,519 ♪ Jingle bells, jingle bells... ♪ 1662 01:24:12,519 --> 01:24:14,154 Innocent? 1663 01:24:14,154 --> 01:24:16,156 - It's naughty. -(Trudy continues singing) 1664 01:24:16,156 --> 01:24:17,624 Naughty. 1665 01:24:18,358 --> 01:24:19,826 - Naughty! -(squishing thud) 1666 01:24:19,826 --> 01:24:21,528 It's part of the Lightstone legacy. 1667 01:24:21,528 --> 01:24:23,163 We're horrible people. 1668 01:24:23,163 --> 01:24:25,310 So I get why you did what you did. 1669 01:24:25,310 --> 01:24:27,133 When your grandfather told me I'd never run the company 1670 01:24:27,133 --> 01:24:29,536 because a girl doesn't have what it takes, 1671 01:24:29,536 --> 01:24:31,538 I had to snatch the reins away from him. 1672 01:24:31,538 --> 01:24:33,600 But the point is, 1673 01:24:33,600 --> 01:24:34,741 a Lightstone takes what's theirs. 1674 01:24:34,741 --> 01:24:36,409 I'm proud of you, son. 1675 01:24:36,409 --> 01:24:37,877 All right, where the hell is it? 1676 01:24:37,877 --> 01:24:40,213 (choral Christmas music playing over speakers) 1677 01:24:40,213 --> 01:24:42,148 The money's hidden inside. 1678 01:24:43,316 --> 01:24:46,419 SCROOGE: And the Three Wise Men presented him with gifts 1679 01:24:46,419 --> 01:24:49,255 of frankincense, myrrh... 1680 01:24:51,391 --> 01:24:54,494 ...and cold hard cash. 1681 01:24:54,494 --> 01:24:55,929 Load it up, boys. 1682 01:24:55,929 --> 01:24:58,198 All right, we're securing the money. 1683 01:24:58,198 --> 01:25:00,266 Kill the hostages and meet us outside. 1684 01:25:00,266 --> 01:25:02,680 What? 1685 01:25:02,680 --> 01:25:04,700 No. (grunts) 1686 01:25:04,700 --> 01:25:05,872 ♪ ♪ 1687 01:25:05,872 --> 01:25:07,340 BERT: Mom. 1688 01:25:07,340 --> 01:25:08,708 It's fine, Bert. 1689 01:25:08,708 --> 01:25:10,210 Everything's fine. 1690 01:25:10,210 --> 01:25:12,278 Okay. 1691 01:25:12,278 --> 01:25:14,214 Everybody, get up. 1692 01:25:14,214 --> 01:25:18,718 (singsongy): It's time for a murder. 1693 01:25:18,718 --> 01:25:21,287 Come on. Come on. You don't want to kill us. 1694 01:25:21,287 --> 01:25:22,622 You really don't. 1695 01:25:22,622 --> 01:25:24,791 Oh, yes, I do. 1696 01:25:24,791 --> 01:25:27,894 I really, really, really do. 1697 01:25:27,894 --> 01:25:29,596 And I'm gonna start with you. 1698 01:25:29,596 --> 01:25:30,930 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 1699 01:25:30,930 --> 01:25:32,232 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 1700 01:25:33,933 --> 01:25:35,635 You got to kill Aunt Linda first. 1701 01:25:35,635 --> 01:25:37,404 What the hell, Bert? 1702 01:25:37,404 --> 01:25:39,472 You want to squeeze in being a little shit 1703 01:25:39,472 --> 01:25:41,410 before you die, Bertrude? 1704 01:25:41,410 --> 01:25:42,642 - I say shoot him first. - BERT: What? 1705 01:25:42,642 --> 01:25:44,744 ALVA: Wait. No, no, no. Don't shoot him. 1706 01:25:44,744 --> 01:25:46,780 Don't shoot him first. And don't you call him 1707 01:25:46,780 --> 01:25:48,481 a little shit, you gold-digging *****. 1708 01:25:48,481 --> 01:25:50,216 Okay. I changed my mind. 1709 01:25:50,216 --> 01:25:52,152 - Shoot the alcoholic ***** first. -Don't call my mom 1710 01:25:52,152 --> 01:25:54,254 - an alcoholic *****. - Your mom's an alcoholic. 1711 01:25:54,254 --> 01:25:56,890 - I'm sorry. - You're a gold-digging *****. 1712 01:25:56,890 --> 01:25:58,258 Oh, I'm a gold-digger, when I have a whole-*** career? 1713 01:25:58,258 --> 01:25:59,926 You're not even part of the ****ing family. 1714 01:25:59,926 --> 01:26:02,662 - She's an engineer. - You know goddamn well... 1715 01:26:02,662 --> 01:26:04,640 Shut up! 1716 01:26:05,598 --> 01:26:07,767 (sighs) 1717 01:26:07,767 --> 01:26:11,838 Just like rats in a barrel. 1718 01:26:12,639 --> 01:26:14,808 Why don't you die with some dignity? 1719 01:26:14,808 --> 01:26:16,643 -(grunts) -(flame whooshes) 1720 01:26:16,643 --> 01:26:18,912 (yelling, grunting) 1721 01:26:19,846 --> 01:26:21,781 Get off of me! 1722 01:26:21,781 --> 01:26:23,516 ALVA: Okay, okay. 1723 01:26:23,516 --> 01:26:24,784 BERT: **** you! 1724 01:26:24,784 --> 01:26:27,354 LINDA: This is for yelling at my child! 1725 01:26:27,354 --> 01:26:28,788 ALVA: Creep! 1726 01:26:28,788 --> 01:26:30,323 That's for slapping me, mother****er! 1727 01:26:30,323 --> 01:26:32,425 ALVA: This is for your dumb ****ing hat! 1728 01:26:32,425 --> 01:26:34,828 (grunting, yelling continue) 1729 01:26:37,597 --> 01:26:39,699 (all panting) 1730 01:26:42,350 --> 01:26:43,703 Is he... 1731 01:26:43,703 --> 01:26:45,271 Is he dead? 1732 01:26:49,142 --> 01:26:51,110 Yeah. 1733 01:26:51,811 --> 01:26:53,446 Thanks, Linda. 1734 01:26:53,446 --> 01:26:56,649 Well, it's nice to do something as a family for a change. 1735 01:26:56,649 --> 01:26:57,817 (laughter) 1736 01:26:57,817 --> 01:26:59,519 -(grunts) -(screaming) -Oh, shit! 1737 01:26:59,519 --> 01:27:01,388 KRAMPUS: I'm gonna... (grunts) 1738 01:27:01,388 --> 01:27:03,990 (gurgling) 1739 01:27:05,492 --> 01:27:07,270 ALVA: That was for Morgan. 1740 01:27:07,270 --> 01:27:12,320 He may have been stupid, but he was very, very hot. 1741 01:27:13,400 --> 01:27:15,802 Oh. Trudy! 1742 01:27:15,802 --> 01:27:18,204 - Mommy! -(sighs, grunts) 1743 01:27:18,204 --> 01:27:19,839 Thank God, baby. 1744 01:27:19,839 --> 01:27:21,741 (sighs heavily) Are you okay? 1745 01:27:21,741 --> 01:27:23,510 I'm okay, Mommy. 1746 01:27:23,510 --> 01:27:24,678 Okay. 1747 01:27:24,678 --> 01:27:27,180 This is my friend, Santa. 1748 01:27:31,584 --> 01:27:33,687 What the ****? 1749 01:27:33,687 --> 01:27:35,522 I can't thank you enough, Mister... 1750 01:27:35,522 --> 01:27:37,857 Claus. But please call me Santa. 1751 01:27:37,857 --> 01:27:39,225 Mm-hmm. 1752 01:27:39,225 --> 01:27:41,361 SANTA: You guys should get out of here. 1753 01:27:41,361 --> 01:27:42,829 It's dangerous. 1754 01:27:42,829 --> 01:27:45,165 They took my husband and her grandmother. 1755 01:27:47,000 --> 01:27:48,601 Anybody know how to work these gizmos? 1756 01:27:48,601 --> 01:27:49,936 I think so. 1757 01:27:49,936 --> 01:27:51,705 I used to hunt with my dad. 1758 01:27:51,705 --> 01:27:52,872 Ow. 1759 01:27:52,872 --> 01:27:54,541 Copy that. How's that looking? 1760 01:27:54,541 --> 01:27:57,377 - Yeah, I got it on lockdown. - Heads on a swivel, boys. 1761 01:27:57,377 --> 01:27:58,712 (gunfire) 1762 01:27:58,712 --> 01:28:00,347 - Incoming! - Heads up! 1763 01:28:00,347 --> 01:28:01,548 (gasps) 1764 01:28:01,548 --> 01:28:03,490 -(bullets whizzing) - Oh, oh! Who's shooting? 1765 01:28:03,490 --> 01:28:04,718 - Who's... -(yelps) 1766 01:28:04,718 --> 01:28:07,887 - PEPPERMINT: Cap, get down! - SCROOGE: Watch it! Watch it! 1767 01:28:08,722 --> 01:28:11,458 (gasping) 1768 01:28:11,458 --> 01:28:12,959 (grunts, sputters) 1769 01:28:12,959 --> 01:28:15,362 Gun 'em down. Mow them all down. 1770 01:28:17,230 --> 01:28:19,966 (whimpering) 1771 01:28:23,269 --> 01:28:25,710 (yells) 1772 01:28:25,710 --> 01:28:27,273 (gunfire continues) 1773 01:28:31,211 --> 01:28:34,470 - All right, let's get the **** out of here. -Let's go. 1774 01:28:34,470 --> 01:28:36,549 - Go where? - Come on, move, you old bat. 1775 01:28:37,283 --> 01:28:39,252 GERTRUDE: Get your ****ing hands off of me. 1776 01:28:41,121 --> 01:28:42,789 (grunts) 1777 01:28:44,758 --> 01:28:47,930 (engines starting) 1778 01:28:48,261 --> 01:28:49,396 (yells) 1779 01:28:49,396 --> 01:28:51,731 Oh! Oh, shit. 1780 01:28:51,731 --> 01:28:55,101 My balls! My ****ing balls! 1781 01:28:59,272 --> 01:29:02,108 -(engine sputtering) -(grunting) 1782 01:29:03,643 --> 01:29:05,779 (screaming) 1783 01:29:11,751 --> 01:29:14,587 Ow, my balls! Why did you shoot me in the ball... 1784 01:29:15,522 --> 01:29:18,425 (choral Christmas music continues over speakers) 1785 01:29:18,425 --> 01:29:20,794 Oh, Jesus. 1786 01:29:20,794 --> 01:29:22,462 Sorry. 1787 01:29:22,462 --> 01:29:24,297 (panting) 1788 01:29:24,297 --> 01:29:26,966 Don't worry about us, Mr. Claus. We got this. 1789 01:29:26,966 --> 01:29:29,202 JASON: Who is that guy? 1790 01:29:29,202 --> 01:29:31,838 He said he was Mr. Claus. 1791 01:29:33,640 --> 01:29:35,675 - ****. Trudy. - No, no. 1792 01:29:35,675 --> 01:29:37,310 She's in the house. She's okay. 1793 01:29:37,310 --> 01:29:38,678 She's safe. 1794 01:29:38,678 --> 01:29:40,814 - Oh, thank God. - Yeah. 1795 01:29:40,814 --> 01:29:43,490 (both panting) 1796 01:29:44,484 --> 01:29:46,519 ♪ ♪ 1797 01:29:59,899 --> 01:30:01,534 (gun clicks) 1798 01:30:01,534 --> 01:30:03,200 LINDA: No, no. 1799 01:30:03,200 --> 01:30:05,672 - Oh... go, go, go, go, go. - No, no, no. Wait, wait. 1800 01:30:05,672 --> 01:30:07,907 (grunting and groaning) 1801 01:30:11,978 --> 01:30:14,247 (screaming) 1802 01:30:14,247 --> 01:30:15,482 (grunts) 1803 01:30:18,218 --> 01:30:20,186 (panting) 1804 01:30:24,657 --> 01:30:26,920 (grunting, panting) 1805 01:30:26,920 --> 01:30:28,528 (choral Christmas music continues over speakers) 1806 01:30:30,330 --> 01:30:32,732 -(whimpers) -(grunts) 1807 01:30:32,732 --> 01:30:35,435 (screaming) 1808 01:30:37,871 --> 01:30:40,400 ♪ ♪ 1809 01:30:40,400 --> 01:30:42,375 (engines buzzing nearby) 1810 01:30:47,447 --> 01:30:49,490 (yells) 1811 01:30:51,518 --> 01:30:53,920 Oh, shit! 1812 01:30:56,189 --> 01:30:58,958 - Ho, ho! -(engine revving) 1813 01:31:00,694 --> 01:31:01,895 ****! 1814 01:31:13,773 --> 01:31:16,710 (choral Christmas music playing over speakers) 1815 01:31:16,710 --> 01:31:18,545 (gasping weakly) 1816 01:31:21,948 --> 01:31:24,617 (straining, gasping) 1817 01:31:24,617 --> 01:31:25,952 (grunts) 1818 01:31:26,953 --> 01:31:28,955 (grunting) 1819 01:31:34,561 --> 01:31:35,929 (yelps) 1820 01:31:38,965 --> 01:31:41,234 (whimpers softly) 1821 01:31:45,472 --> 01:31:48,141 -(gasping weakly) - ****ing die. 1822 01:31:50,810 --> 01:31:53,790 (straining) 1823 01:31:57,350 --> 01:31:59,586 (Linda exhales sharply) 1824 01:31:59,586 --> 01:32:01,621 (coughing) 1825 01:32:03,230 --> 01:32:05,250 (choral Christmas music ends) 1826 01:32:05,250 --> 01:32:06,993 (coughing, gasping) 1827 01:32:06,993 --> 01:32:09,295 (grunting) 1828 01:32:10,964 --> 01:32:13,466 (panting) 1829 01:32:29,382 --> 01:32:31,551 ♪ ♪ 1830 01:32:35,188 --> 01:32:37,570 SCROOGE: Come on. Come on. Come on. 1831 01:32:37,570 --> 01:32:40,360 Yeah, over here. Over here. 1832 01:32:40,360 --> 01:32:41,594 Santa! 1833 01:32:42,562 --> 01:32:44,397 Come on! 1834 01:32:44,397 --> 01:32:45,865 Yeah. 1835 01:32:45,865 --> 01:32:48,334 (engine revving) 1836 01:32:55,942 --> 01:32:57,711 (screaming) 1837 01:32:57,711 --> 01:32:59,412 (grunts) 1838 01:33:01,915 --> 01:33:04,884 (groaning, panting) 1839 01:33:09,220 --> 01:33:11,910 (grunting) 1840 01:33:11,910 --> 01:33:13,260 (bullets ricocheting) 1841 01:33:18,398 --> 01:33:20,266 (groaning) 1842 01:33:26,406 --> 01:33:28,410 (gun clicking) 1843 01:33:28,410 --> 01:33:29,642 (gasping) 1844 01:33:29,642 --> 01:33:30,910 ****. 1845 01:33:36,816 --> 01:33:39,552 (Santa groaning) 1846 01:33:41,788 --> 01:33:44,570 ♪ ♪ 1847 01:33:54,601 --> 01:33:56,636 You're real? 1848 01:33:58,400 --> 01:34:00,440 You're... him. 1849 01:34:03,443 --> 01:34:04,678 You're you. 1850 01:34:04,678 --> 01:34:07,414 That's what I've been trying to tell you. 1851 01:34:07,414 --> 01:34:10,784 The real goddamn Santa Claus. 1852 01:34:10,784 --> 01:34:13,253 This is not your night, pal. 1853 01:34:13,253 --> 01:34:16,356 Oh, I don't know. I think you're wrong. 1854 01:34:16,356 --> 01:34:19,793 I think my whole shitty life's built up to this moment. 1855 01:34:19,793 --> 01:34:21,161 Because when I kill you, 1856 01:34:21,161 --> 01:34:24,464 this whole goddamn holiday finally ends. 1857 01:34:26,199 --> 01:34:28,134 Whatever it takes... 1858 01:34:29,869 --> 01:34:31,971 ...Christmas dies tonight. 1859 01:34:31,971 --> 01:34:34,541 (yelling, grunting) 1860 01:34:38,978 --> 01:34:41,470 (engine revving) 1861 01:34:41,470 --> 01:34:42,148 (yells, whimpers) 1862 01:34:42,148 --> 01:34:43,350 (grunting) 1863 01:34:43,350 --> 01:34:44,851 (screams) 1864 01:34:44,851 --> 01:34:46,686 (grunting and groaning) 1865 01:34:54,160 --> 01:34:57,330 (both yelling) 1866 01:35:04,637 --> 01:35:07,700 (both panting, grunting) 1867 01:35:07,700 --> 01:35:09,209 (Santa coughing) 1868 01:35:12,712 --> 01:35:15,150 (grunting, panting) 1869 01:35:17,350 --> 01:35:19,185 (Scrooge chuckles) 1870 01:35:24,190 --> 01:35:25,859 Whoa! (grunts) 1871 01:35:25,859 --> 01:35:27,994 (laughs, grunts) 1872 01:35:27,994 --> 01:35:30,363 (grunting and groaning) 1873 01:35:34,200 --> 01:35:37,170 (yells in pain) 1874 01:35:41,841 --> 01:35:44,878 (song playing with indistinct chanted vocal) 1875 01:35:44,878 --> 01:35:47,347 (grunting and groaning continue) 1876 01:35:50,917 --> 01:35:54,540 ♪ ♪ 1877 01:36:07,567 --> 01:36:10,270 (screaming) 1878 01:36:15,241 --> 01:36:18,578 (Scrooge straining) 1879 01:36:21,815 --> 01:36:24,584 (both straining) 1880 01:36:26,786 --> 01:36:28,755 (yells in pain) 1881 01:36:31,591 --> 01:36:33,827 (laughs) 1882 01:36:38,131 --> 01:36:40,100 (screams) 1883 01:36:40,100 --> 01:36:43,303 (grunting and groaning continue) 1884 01:36:51,111 --> 01:36:53,680 The last Christmas. 1885 01:36:54,781 --> 01:36:57,650 (grunting) 1886 01:37:03,523 --> 01:37:06,159 Not if you still believe. 1887 01:37:07,961 --> 01:37:09,963 No! 1888 01:37:09,963 --> 01:37:12,799 (grunting, screaming) 1889 01:37:19,839 --> 01:37:22,676 (gunfire) 1890 01:37:27,881 --> 01:37:29,182 (Santa grunting) 1891 01:37:29,182 --> 01:37:32,852 I have no idea what the **** is going on here. 1892 01:37:35,221 --> 01:37:37,357 But this ends now. 1893 01:37:42,262 --> 01:37:44,640 Damn right it does. 1894 01:37:46,320 --> 01:37:48,340 (engines buzzing) 1895 01:37:53,239 --> 01:37:55,408 LINDA: Trudy, be careful. 1896 01:37:56,710 --> 01:37:59,112 (panting, groaning) 1897 01:37:59,112 --> 01:38:01,470 TRUDY: Santa! 1898 01:38:01,470 --> 01:38:03,550 Oh, no. Santa. 1899 01:38:05,180 --> 01:38:06,553 Oh, no. 1900 01:38:09,589 --> 01:38:11,725 (Jason sighs) 1901 01:38:13,360 --> 01:38:15,528 You saved my daughter. 1902 01:38:16,296 --> 01:38:17,864 SANTA: No. 1903 01:38:18,631 --> 01:38:20,233 She saved me. 1904 01:38:20,233 --> 01:38:22,969 Help him. Please help him. 1905 01:38:22,969 --> 01:38:25,472 Honey, I don't think there's anything we can do. 1906 01:38:25,472 --> 01:38:26,740 SANTA: It's okay. It's okay. 1907 01:38:26,740 --> 01:38:29,750 It's too late for that. 1908 01:38:29,750 --> 01:38:31,411 Too late. 1909 01:38:32,212 --> 01:38:34,881 I'm cold. (whimpers) 1910 01:38:34,881 --> 01:38:37,117 I haven't felt cold in years. 1911 01:38:37,117 --> 01:38:39,152 We need to keep him warm. 1912 01:38:39,986 --> 01:38:42,422 All of the fires are going out. 1913 01:38:42,422 --> 01:38:44,724 We need to find something to burn. 1914 01:38:46,590 --> 01:38:47,594 I got an idea. 1915 01:38:50,497 --> 01:38:52,465 Whoa. 1916 01:38:54,000 --> 01:38:55,435 No. 1917 01:38:55,435 --> 01:38:57,604 No, no, no, no. No, Jason, no. 1918 01:38:57,604 --> 01:38:58,738 TRUDY: Please, Santa. 1919 01:38:58,738 --> 01:39:01,741 I don't want you to die. 1920 01:39:04,811 --> 01:39:06,513 ALVA: Jason, let's slow this down. 1921 01:39:06,513 --> 01:39:08,140 What are you doing? 1922 01:39:08,140 --> 01:39:11,317 I've lived longer than any man should ever live. 1923 01:39:11,317 --> 01:39:14,200 He's pretty much dead. What the hell is happening? 1924 01:39:14,200 --> 01:39:16,122 - You don't need to burn money. - JASON: Okay. More. Yeah. 1925 01:39:16,122 --> 01:39:19,592 You can't die, Santa. You have to get up. 1926 01:39:19,592 --> 01:39:22,128 I think I used up all my Christmas magic. 1927 01:39:23,129 --> 01:39:24,764 Sorry. 1928 01:39:26,800 --> 01:39:30,537 I'm s... I'm sorry I can't give you what you asked for. 1929 01:39:30,537 --> 01:39:32,138 (sniffling) 1930 01:39:32,138 --> 01:39:34,441 Take that. Take that. 1931 01:39:34,441 --> 01:39:35,975 TRUDY: But you did. 1932 01:39:38,712 --> 01:39:41,470 Santa, please don't die. 1933 01:39:41,470 --> 01:39:43,616 Wake up. Wake up. 1934 01:39:43,616 --> 01:39:46,286 We need to get him close to the fire. 1935 01:39:46,286 --> 01:39:48,154 Jason. 1936 01:39:48,888 --> 01:39:50,857 (crying): Just wake up. 1937 01:39:51,891 --> 01:39:53,293 Please. 1938 01:39:53,293 --> 01:39:55,161 No. 1939 01:39:59,499 --> 01:40:02,736 Oh, I am so, so sorry. 1940 01:40:07,674 --> 01:40:10,377 - This man... -(Trudy crying) 1941 01:40:11,211 --> 01:40:15,480 This brave, brave man, whoever he was... 1942 01:40:15,480 --> 01:40:16,349 He's Santa. 1943 01:40:16,349 --> 01:40:18,585 The real Santa. He is. 1944 01:40:18,585 --> 01:40:21,688 And I still believe in him. 1945 01:40:22,522 --> 01:40:25,191 I'll always believe in you, Santa. 1946 01:40:29,829 --> 01:40:31,765 I believe in him, too. 1947 01:40:34,768 --> 01:40:37,604 He saved Trudy. 1948 01:40:37,604 --> 01:40:39,873 He saved our family. 1949 01:40:41,841 --> 01:40:44,177 What's realer than that? 1950 01:40:48,114 --> 01:40:49,916 Then maybe... 1951 01:40:52,419 --> 01:40:54,554 I believe in him, too. 1952 01:40:55,388 --> 01:40:56,923 (sighs) So do I. 1953 01:40:57,957 --> 01:41:01,294 Oh, shit. 1954 01:41:01,294 --> 01:41:03,430 I guess... 1955 01:41:03,430 --> 01:41:05,532 I guess I do, too. 1956 01:41:05,532 --> 01:41:07,367 ALVA: **** me. 1957 01:41:07,367 --> 01:41:09,135 I believe, too. 1958 01:41:14,274 --> 01:41:16,309 ♪ ♪ 1959 01:41:18,411 --> 01:41:19,579 (coughs) 1960 01:41:19,579 --> 01:41:21,114 (gasps) Oh, my God. 1961 01:41:21,114 --> 01:41:22,282 Santa! 1962 01:41:23,750 --> 01:41:25,452 (Santa grunting) 1963 01:41:25,452 --> 01:41:27,287 (panting) 1964 01:41:27,287 --> 01:41:28,822 JASON: You... 1965 01:41:30,590 --> 01:41:32,625 You were dead. 1966 01:41:33,426 --> 01:41:35,995 Christmas magic. 1967 01:41:35,995 --> 01:41:38,631 I still don't really understand... 1968 01:41:38,631 --> 01:41:40,600 how it works. 1969 01:41:42,168 --> 01:41:44,938 (Santa chuckling) 1970 01:41:46,239 --> 01:41:48,141 Thank you. 1971 01:41:48,141 --> 01:41:50,176 I don't know how we can ever repay you. 1972 01:41:50,176 --> 01:41:52,345 Well, you brought me back from the dead, 1973 01:41:52,345 --> 01:41:53,947 so we'll call it even. 1974 01:41:55,115 --> 01:41:56,316 (scoffs) Even? 1975 01:41:56,316 --> 01:41:58,985 We just burned half a million dollars. 1976 01:41:59,819 --> 01:42:01,454 - Look, Santa! - Hmm? 1977 01:42:01,454 --> 01:42:02,822 Look who came. 1978 01:42:02,822 --> 01:42:05,291 ♪ ♪ 1979 01:42:05,291 --> 01:42:07,327 (reindeer grunting) 1980 01:42:09,996 --> 01:42:13,533 Now you show up, huh? 1981 01:42:13,533 --> 01:42:15,100 You leave me here to die, 1982 01:42:15,100 --> 01:42:17,270 come back after all the work's done, huh? 1983 01:42:17,270 --> 01:42:20,600 You know what? I should make you guys into a stew 1984 01:42:20,600 --> 01:42:22,275 and feed you to the elves! 1985 01:42:22,275 --> 01:42:24,210 (reindeer grunting) 1986 01:42:24,210 --> 01:42:28,982 Yes, Blitzen! Yes, I'm talking to you! 1987 01:42:28,982 --> 01:42:31,117 You, too, Prancer. 1988 01:42:36,489 --> 01:42:38,525 You got my sack. 1989 01:42:38,525 --> 01:42:42,829 My spare... You went home and you got my spare sack? 1990 01:42:44,698 --> 01:42:47,467 Oh, God, I can't stay mad at you guys. 1991 01:42:47,467 --> 01:42:49,350 I... (sniffles) 1992 01:42:49,350 --> 01:42:53,406 (chuckling): Aw. I can't. I can't. 1993 01:42:53,406 --> 01:42:56,176 Aw. (chuckles) 1994 01:42:57,210 --> 01:42:59,346 Aw. 1995 01:42:59,346 --> 01:43:00,880 (sighs) 1996 01:43:04,217 --> 01:43:05,685 (chuckles) 1997 01:43:10,223 --> 01:43:11,758 Hello, beautiful. 1998 01:43:11,758 --> 01:43:13,693 Skullcrusher! 1999 01:43:20,867 --> 01:43:24,204 (takes deep breath) 2000 01:43:26,706 --> 01:43:28,375 Guess this is goodbye. 2001 01:43:28,375 --> 01:43:29,843 I got to go. 2002 01:43:30,710 --> 01:43:32,846 Do you have to? 2003 01:43:33,580 --> 01:43:36,116 (sighs) 2004 01:43:36,116 --> 01:43:38,284 It's Christmas Eve, and there's a lot of... 2005 01:43:38,284 --> 01:43:40,200 boys and girls on the nice list 2006 01:43:40,200 --> 01:43:42,422 that want their presents, you know? 2007 01:43:44,557 --> 01:43:46,226 Thank you. 2008 01:43:47,227 --> 01:43:48,795 For what? 2009 01:43:48,795 --> 01:43:50,463 For believing in me. 2010 01:43:50,463 --> 01:43:53,800 For reminding me that Christmas still matters. 2011 01:43:55,402 --> 01:43:57,871 And that I still... 2012 01:43:57,871 --> 01:44:00,240 matter. 2013 01:44:00,240 --> 01:44:01,775 (sighs) 2014 01:44:01,775 --> 01:44:03,943 You gave me my "ho, ho, ho" back. 2015 01:44:06,646 --> 01:44:08,548 (chuckling) 2016 01:44:08,548 --> 01:44:10,750 ♪ ♪ 2017 01:44:13,820 --> 01:44:16,156 All right. Get out of here. 2018 01:44:19,893 --> 01:44:22,796 Merry Christmas! 2019 01:44:25,331 --> 01:44:26,599 Hyah! 2020 01:44:26,599 --> 01:44:29,969 Now, Dasher! Now, Dancer! 2021 01:44:29,969 --> 01:44:32,105 Now, Prancer and Vixen! 2022 01:44:32,105 --> 01:44:35,608 On, Comet! On, Cupid! 2023 01:44:35,608 --> 01:44:38,611 On, Donner and Blitzen! 2024 01:44:38,611 --> 01:44:42,182 Come on, you beautiful *******s! 2025 01:44:42,182 --> 01:44:45,585 We've got some work to do! 2026 01:44:45,585 --> 01:44:48,621 Hyah! 2027 01:44:48,621 --> 01:44:51,324 Ho, ho, ho! 2028 01:44:51,324 --> 01:44:54,527 Merry Christmas! 2029 01:44:54,527 --> 01:44:56,796 ♪ ♪ 2030 01:44:58,298 --> 01:45:01,267 ("Merry Christmas Everybody" by Slade playing) 2031 01:45:05,472 --> 01:45:11,444 ♪ Are you hanging up your stocking on your wall? ♪ 2032 01:45:13,380 --> 01:45:19,319 ♪ It's the time that every Santa has a ball ♪ 2033 01:45:21,540 --> 01:45:24,958 ♪ Does he ride a red-nosed reindeer? ♪ 2034 01:45:24,958 --> 01:45:28,495 ♪ Does a ton-up on his sleigh? ♪ 2035 01:45:28,495 --> 01:45:34,401 ♪ Do the fairies keep him sober for a day? ♪ 2036 01:45:35,201 --> 01:45:37,670 ♪ So here it is ♪ 2037 01:45:37,670 --> 01:45:39,673 ♪ Merry Christmas ♪ 2038 01:45:39,673 --> 01:45:44,177 ♪ Everybody's having fun ♪ 2039 01:45:44,177 --> 01:45:47,647 ♪ Look to the future now ♪ 2040 01:45:47,647 --> 01:45:54,654 ♪ It's only just begun ♪ 2041 01:45:54,654 --> 01:46:00,593 ♪ Are you waiting for the family to arrive? ♪ 2042 01:46:02,562 --> 01:46:04,531 ♪ Are you sure you got ♪ 2043 01:46:04,531 --> 01:46:08,234 ♪ The room to spare inside? ♪ 2044 01:46:09,936 --> 01:46:13,506 ♪ Does your granny always tell ya ♪ 2045 01:46:13,506 --> 01:46:17,277 ♪ That the old songs are the best? ♪ 2046 01:46:17,277 --> 01:46:20,513 ♪ Then she's up and rock-and-rolling ♪ 2047 01:46:20,513 --> 01:46:22,849 ♪ With the rest ♪ 2048 01:46:22,849 --> 01:46:25,180 Hey, yo! What's Gucci, squad fam? 2049 01:46:25,180 --> 01:46:28,880 It's the Bert Locker, living the dream. 2050 01:46:28,880 --> 01:46:30,190 You know what? See this guy? Dead as hell. 2051 01:46:30,190 --> 01:46:31,958 Santa's real, all right? 2052 01:46:31,958 --> 01:46:33,860 Don't end up on the naughty list. 2053 01:46:33,860 --> 01:46:35,950 Do better. 2054 01:46:35,950 --> 01:46:37,230 Bert Lightstone out. 2055 01:46:37,230 --> 01:46:39,265 ♪ So here it is ♪ 2056 01:46:39,265 --> 01:46:41,267 ♪ Merry Christmas ♪ 2057 01:46:41,267 --> 01:46:45,805 ♪ Everybody's having fun ♪ 2058 01:46:45,805 --> 01:46:49,109 ♪ Look to the future now ♪ 2059 01:46:49,109 --> 01:46:55,281 ♪ It's only just begun ♪ 2060 01:46:55,281 --> 01:46:57,751 ♪ So here it is ♪ 2061 01:46:57,751 --> 01:46:59,753 ♪ Merry Christmas ♪ 2062 01:46:59,753 --> 01:47:02,789 ♪ Everybody's having fun ♪ 2063 01:47:02,789 --> 01:47:07,394 -♪ It's Christmas! ♪ -♪ Look to the future now ♪ 2064 01:47:07,394 --> 01:47:15,101 ♪ It's only just begun. ♪ 2065 01:47:15,101 --> 01:47:16,770 (song ends) 2066 01:47:16,770 --> 01:47:18,438 ("Santa Has Had Enough of Christmas" by Dom Lewis plays) 2067 01:47:18,438 --> 01:47:20,140 ♪ Ding dong merrily on high ♪ 2068 01:47:20,140 --> 01:47:22,142 ♪ Let's be good ♪ 2069 01:47:22,142 --> 01:47:26,279 -♪ This coming yuletide ♪ -♪ Ding dong verily the sky ♪ 2070 01:47:26,279 --> 01:47:28,815 ♪ Or you'll see ♪ 2071 01:47:28,815 --> 01:47:33,920 ♪ Kris Kringle's cruel side ♪ 2072 01:47:33,920 --> 01:47:37,323 ♪ Santa's getting mad, better not be bad ♪ 2073 01:47:37,323 --> 01:47:40,460 ♪ Gonna go to bed on time this Christmas ♪ 2074 01:47:40,460 --> 01:47:43,463 ♪ We don't want to be on that list ♪ 2075 01:47:43,463 --> 01:47:46,499 -♪ Santa Claus is gonna get ♪ -♪ Unhappy! ♪ 2076 01:47:46,499 --> 01:47:50,360 ♪ He's told you once, he's told you twice ♪ 2077 01:47:50,360 --> 01:47:52,839 ♪ Too much naughty, not enough nice ♪ 2078 01:47:52,839 --> 01:47:58,345 ♪ Santa Claus has had enough of Christmas ♪ 2079 01:47:59,479 --> 01:48:02,449 ♪ Where's the love and where's the joy? ♪ 2080 01:48:02,449 --> 01:48:05,618 ♪ Always cash and never a toy ♪ 2081 01:48:05,618 --> 01:48:10,990 ♪ Santa Claus has had enough of Christmas ♪ 2082 01:48:10,990 --> 01:48:17,297 ♪ Ah... ♪ 2083 01:48:18,898 --> 01:48:20,834 ♪ Santa's getting mad ♪ 2084 01:48:20,834 --> 01:48:22,969 -♪ Don't you make Santa crazy ♪ -♪ Better not be bad ♪ 2085 01:48:22,969 --> 01:48:25,638 -♪ Gonna go to bed on time this Christmas ♪ -♪ Baby ♪ 2086 01:48:25,638 --> 01:48:28,208 ♪ We don't want to be on that list ♪ 2087 01:48:28,208 --> 01:48:31,878 -♪ Santa Claus is gonna get ♪ -♪ Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho ♪ 2088 01:48:31,878 --> 01:48:35,480 ♪ If you don't want ♪ 2089 01:48:35,480 --> 01:48:38,151 ♪ Coal this Christmas ♪ 2090 01:48:38,151 --> 01:48:41,254 ♪ Deck the halls with boughs of holly ♪ 2091 01:48:41,254 --> 01:48:44,424 ♪ Make sure you keep Santa jolly ♪ 2092 01:48:44,424 --> 01:48:47,594 ♪ Don't make his reindeer ♪ 2093 01:48:47,594 --> 01:48:52,265 ♪ Cause you some pain, dear ♪ 2094 01:48:52,265 --> 01:48:55,435 ♪ Santa's getting mad, better not be bad ♪ 2095 01:48:55,435 --> 01:48:58,705 ♪ Gonna go to bed on time this Christmas ♪ 2096 01:48:58,705 --> 01:49:01,675 ♪ We don't want to be on that list ♪ 2097 01:49:01,675 --> 01:49:05,450 -♪ Santa Claus is gonna get ♪ -♪ Ooh-ooh... ♪ 2098 01:49:05,450 --> 01:49:07,847 ♪ Ooh-fa-la-la, ooh-fa-la-la ♪ 2099 01:49:07,847 --> 01:49:09,516 ♪ Ooh-fa-la-la ♪ 2100 01:49:09,516 --> 01:49:13,190 ♪ Don't make him crazy ♪ 2101 01:49:13,190 --> 01:49:14,387 ♪ Ooh-fa-la-la ♪ 2102 01:49:14,387 --> 01:49:17,557 ♪ Ooh-fa-la-la, ooh-fa-la-la ♪ 2103 01:49:17,557 --> 01:49:20,560 ♪ Ooh-fa-la-la, ooh-fa-la-la ♪ 2104 01:49:20,560 --> 01:49:23,797 ♪ Ooh-fa-la-la, ooh-fa-la-la ♪ 2105 01:49:23,797 --> 01:49:26,900 ♪ Ooh-fa-la-la, ooh-fa-la-la ♪ 2106 01:49:26,900 --> 01:49:28,702 ♪ Ooh-fa-la-la ♪ 2107 01:49:28,702 --> 01:49:31,905 ♪ Hark, the herald angels sing ♪ 2108 01:49:31,905 --> 01:49:34,574 ♪ Dashing through the snow ♪ 2109 01:49:34,574 --> 01:49:36,276 ♪ On the first day of Christmas ♪ 2110 01:49:36,276 --> 01:49:37,877 ♪ My true love gave to me ♪ 2111 01:49:37,877 --> 01:49:40,647 ♪ Good King Wenceslas looked out ♪ 2112 01:49:40,647 --> 01:49:43,583 ♪ On the Feast of Stephen ♪ 2113 01:49:43,583 --> 01:49:46,720 -♪ Jingle bells. ♪ -(song ends) 2114 01:49:46,720 --> 01:49:48,755 ♪ ♪ 2115 01:50:09,442 --> 01:50:12,245 ♪ Ding dong merrily on high ♪ 2116 01:50:12,245 --> 01:50:15,582 ♪ In heaven, the bells are ringing ♪ 2117 01:50:15,582 --> 01:50:17,617 ♪ ♪ 2118 01:50:35,350 --> 01:50:43,143 ♪ Glo-o-o-oria ♪ 2119 01:50:43,143 --> 01:50:45,311 ♪ Hosanna ♪ 2120 01:50:45,311 --> 01:50:53,286 ♪ In excelsis. ♪ 2121 01:50:53,286 --> 01:51:03,229 (music ends)