1 00:00:56,423 --> 00:01:00,193 [melodic whistling] 2 00:01:11,471 --> 00:01:17,210 [Willy singing] ♪ After seven years Of life upon the ocean ♪ 3 00:01:17,210 --> 00:01:22,820 ♪ It is time to bid The seven seas farewell ♪ 4 00:01:22,820 --> 00:01:28,154 ♪ And the city I’ve pinned Seven years of hopes on ♪ 5 00:01:28,154 --> 00:01:30,457 ♪ Lies just over the horizon ♪ 6 00:01:30,457 --> 00:01:35,562 ♪ I can hear the harbor bell ♪ - [bell dinging] 7 00:01:35,562 --> 00:01:38,310 Land ahoy! 8 00:01:38,310 --> 00:01:39,432 [ship horn blowing] 9 00:01:39,432 --> 00:01:42,168 [upbeat music playing] 10 00:01:42,435 --> 00:01:47,140 ♪ Got a tattered overcoat And battered suitcase ♪ 11 00:01:47,140 --> 00:01:48,141 Au revoir, Chef. 12 00:01:48,141 --> 00:01:51,444 ♪ Got a pair of leaky boots Upon my ♪ 13 00:01:51,444 --> 00:01:53,460 - ♪ Feet ♪ - Sorry, Cook! 14 00:01:53,460 --> 00:01:54,614 ♪ Gotta drag myself up ♪ 15 00:01:54,614 --> 00:01:57,250 ♪ By my one good bootlace ♪ 16 00:01:57,250 --> 00:02:00,120 ♪ Gotta work My rotten socks off ♪ 17 00:02:00,120 --> 00:02:01,521 ♪ If I want to make ends meet ♪ 18 00:02:01,521 --> 00:02:06,493 ♪ I’ve poured everything I’ve got into my chocolate ♪ 19 00:02:06,493 --> 00:02:10,964 ♪ Now it’s time To show the world my recipes ♪ 20 00:02:10,964 --> 00:02:11,664 Good luck, Willy! 21 00:02:11,664 --> 00:02:14,668 ♪ I’ve got 12 silver sovereigns ♪ 22 00:02:14,668 --> 00:02:16,302 ♪ In my pocket ♪ 23 00:02:16,302 --> 00:02:17,137 Goodbye, Cook! 24 00:02:17,137 --> 00:02:22,142 ♪ And a hatful of dreams ♪ 25 00:02:25,245 --> 00:02:28,148 [upbeat music continues] 26 00:02:28,214 --> 00:02:33,119 ♪ There’s a famous restaurant On every street here ♪ 27 00:02:33,119 --> 00:02:36,656 ♪ There’s Brandino’s And the bar Parisienne ♪ 28 00:02:36,656 --> 00:02:38,158 Restaurant map, sir? - Thank you. 29 00:02:38,158 --> 00:02:42,996 ♪ Got a little map to tell me Where to eat here ♪ 30 00:02:42,996 --> 00:02:45,365 ♪ Had a dozen Silver sovereigns ♪ 31 00:02:45,365 --> 00:02:47,934 ♪ Now I’m somehow down to ten ♪ 32 00:02:47,934 --> 00:02:49,135 ♪ Want the finest produce?♪ 33 00:02:49,135 --> 00:02:51,971 - ♪ This is where They stock it ♪ - [tram bell dinging] 34 00:02:51,971 --> 00:02:53,730 That’s three sovereigns, mate. 35 00:02:53,730 --> 00:02:56,242 ♪ Though the prices Are suspiciously extreme ♪ 36 00:02:56,242 --> 00:02:57,977 Break my pumpkin, you pay for it. 37 00:02:57,977 --> 00:02:58,978 ♪ I’ve got...♪ 38 00:02:58,978 --> 00:03:00,580 Five, six, seven... - [brushing] 39 00:03:00,580 --> 00:03:01,548 [Willy sighs, tuts] 40 00:03:01,548 --> 00:03:06,119 ♪ Six silver sovereigns In my pocket ♪ 41 00:03:06,119 --> 00:03:09,723 ♪ And a hatful of dreams ♪ 42 00:03:09,723 --> 00:03:11,991 [boy] Brush your coat, sir? [Willy] No, thank you. 43 00:03:11,991 --> 00:03:14,961 [boy] Cologne? [Willy] No. Leave me alone. 44 00:03:16,229 --> 00:03:17,430 ♪ At last ♪ 45 00:03:17,430 --> 00:03:20,300 ♪ The Galeries Gourmet ♪ 46 00:03:20,300 --> 00:03:25,538 ♪ I knew that We’d see it one day ♪ 47 00:03:25,538 --> 00:03:28,740 It’s everything you said, Mamma. 48 00:03:28,740 --> 00:03:29,642 ♪ And oh, so much more ♪ 49 00:03:29,642 --> 00:03:35,150 ♪ Each way that you turn, Another famous Chocolate store ♪ 50 00:03:35,150 --> 00:03:36,282 ♪ Here’s my destiny ♪ 51 00:03:36,282 --> 00:03:39,386 ♪ I just need to unlock it ♪ 52 00:03:39,386 --> 00:03:41,354 ♪ Will I crash and burn ♪ 53 00:03:41,354 --> 00:03:44,724 ♪ Or go up like a rocket?♪ 54 00:03:44,724 --> 00:03:46,659 ♪ I got nothing to offer ♪ 55 00:03:46,659 --> 00:03:49,662 ♪ But my chocolate ♪ - [bell dings] 56 00:03:49,662 --> 00:03:54,340 ♪ And a hatful ♪ 57 00:03:54,340 --> 00:03:56,536 ♪ Of dreams ♪ 58 00:03:56,536 --> 00:03:58,171 Yeah! 59 00:04:00,273 --> 00:04:03,276 [upbeat music continues] 60 00:04:06,746 --> 00:04:08,140 [music tempo softens] 61 00:04:08,140 --> 00:04:10,517 [officer] No daydreaming. 62 00:04:16,322 --> 00:04:21,294 ♪ In this city, Anyone can be successful ♪ 63 00:04:21,294 --> 00:04:26,232 ♪ If they’ve talent And work hard, or so they say ♪ 64 00:04:26,232 --> 00:04:31,604 ♪ But they didn’t mention It would be so stressful ♪ 65 00:04:31,604 --> 00:04:35,442 ♪ Just to make A dozen silver sovereigns ♪ 66 00:04:35,442 --> 00:04:38,178 ♪ Last more than a day ♪ 67 00:04:38,178 --> 00:04:39,450 [baby crying] 68 00:04:39,450 --> 00:04:43,830 Could you spare a sovereign for a place to sleep, love? 69 00:04:43,830 --> 00:04:44,451 Of course. 70 00:04:44,451 --> 00:04:47,420 Here. Take all you need. 71 00:04:47,487 --> 00:04:48,254 Thank you. 72 00:04:48,254 --> 00:04:54,561 ♪ I’ve got one silver sovereign In my pocket ♪ 73 00:05:01,735 --> 00:05:03,336 [sighs] 74 00:05:03,336 --> 00:05:08,174 ♪ And a hatful of dreams ♪ 75 00:05:08,174 --> 00:05:12,780 [melodic whistling] - [music fading out] 76 00:05:21,154 --> 00:05:24,491 [whistling fades out] 77 00:05:25,759 --> 00:05:27,694 [blowing] 78 00:05:29,295 --> 00:05:30,764 Hmm. 79 00:05:31,564 --> 00:05:32,766 There we go. 80 00:05:32,766 --> 00:05:36,102 Time for a little nightcap. 81 00:05:41,875 --> 00:05:43,510 Mm. 82 00:05:45,445 --> 00:05:47,614 [dog growling] 83 00:05:47,614 --> 00:05:48,348 Okay. 84 00:05:48,348 --> 00:05:51,551 Hello there. No, stop. Hey, shoo. 85 00:05:51,551 --> 00:05:53,186 Go away, stop! 86 00:05:53,186 --> 00:05:54,320 Go away, shoo! Shoo! 87 00:05:54,320 --> 00:05:55,622 - [man] Stop! - [dog stops growling] 88 00:05:55,622 --> 00:05:57,657 - Sit. - [dog whines] 89 00:05:57,791 --> 00:05:59,325 Sorry about Tiddles. 90 00:05:59,325 --> 00:06:01,628 Seems to have an unusual interest 91 00:06:01,628 --> 00:06:03,263 in your legs. [chuckles] 92 00:06:03,263 --> 00:06:04,230 Must be these pants. 93 00:06:04,230 --> 00:06:06,700 I got them from a mailman in Minsk. 94 00:06:06,700 --> 00:06:08,134 [chuckles] That would be it. 95 00:06:08,134 --> 00:06:09,736 Tiddles would spend all day 96 00:06:09,736 --> 00:06:12,272 pursuing postal workers if he could. 97 00:06:12,272 --> 00:06:14,240 Wouldn’t you, boy? - [dog barks] 98 00:06:14,240 --> 00:06:15,575 [man chuckles] 99 00:06:15,575 --> 00:06:18,745 You’re not planning on sleeping there, are you, son? 100 00:06:18,745 --> 00:06:19,779 Oh, it’s just for a night. 101 00:06:19,779 --> 00:06:22,482 By this time tomorrow, I plan to have made my fortune. 102 00:06:22,482 --> 00:06:26,486 By this time tomorrow, you’ll be frozen solid. 103 00:06:26,486 --> 00:06:28,922 Oh, don’t be ridiculous. 104 00:06:28,922 --> 00:06:30,490 Ooh. 105 00:06:31,291 --> 00:06:32,726 Perhaps it is a little cold for camping. 106 00:06:32,726 --> 00:06:36,730 But unfortunately, I’m not in a position to pay for a room, sir. 107 00:06:36,730 --> 00:06:40,166 Oh, I’m sorry to hear that. - Mmm. 108 00:06:40,166 --> 00:06:41,735 But as luck would have it, 109 00:06:41,735 --> 00:06:45,905 I know someone who might be able to help you out. 110 00:06:46,272 --> 00:06:46,740 Really? 111 00:06:46,740 --> 00:06:49,342 - [Tiddles barks] - Here we are, Mr. Wonka. 112 00:06:49,342 --> 00:06:50,310 Home sweet home. 113 00:06:50,310 --> 00:06:51,745 [Tiddles barking] 114 00:06:51,745 --> 00:06:54,414 [woman] Get your filthy paws off my front door, 115 00:06:54,414 --> 00:06:55,615 you mangy mutt. - [man chuckles] 116 00:06:55,615 --> 00:06:57,550 - [Tiddles whining] - [woman] If that’s you, Bleacher, 117 00:06:57,550 --> 00:06:58,585 you’d better have my gin. 118 00:06:58,585 --> 00:07:02,522 Oh, I have something better than gin, Mrs. Scrubitt. 119 00:07:03,223 --> 00:07:05,325 A guest. 120 00:07:05,325 --> 00:07:06,292 [Mrs. Scrubitt] Hmm. 121 00:07:06,292 --> 00:07:09,562 Oh! Well, why didn’t you say? [snorts] 122 00:07:09,562 --> 00:07:10,830 - [door unlocks] - Come on in, sir. 123 00:07:10,830 --> 00:07:14,634 Welcome to Scrubitt and Bleacher’s Guest House and Laundry. 124 00:07:14,634 --> 00:07:18,605 Make yourself at home, warm your cockles by the fire. 125 00:07:18,605 --> 00:07:20,340 - Gin? - [man] Oh. 126 00:07:20,340 --> 00:07:20,807 Noodle! 127 00:07:20,807 --> 00:07:21,875 [Noodle] Yes, Mrs. Scrubitt? 128 00:07:21,875 --> 00:07:24,411 Put that book down and get our guest a glass o’ gin. 129 00:07:24,411 --> 00:07:26,312 Poor man’s frozen half to death. 130 00:07:26,312 --> 00:07:27,347 Thank you, Mrs. Scrubitt. 131 00:07:27,347 --> 00:07:29,816 You and your husband have been so kind to me. 132 00:07:29,816 --> 00:07:30,817 Husband? 133 00:07:30,817 --> 00:07:31,985 Him? [laughs] 134 00:07:31,985 --> 00:07:32,919 [chuckles] Husband. 135 00:07:32,919 --> 00:07:34,387 Oh, you’d love that, wouldn’t ya? 136 00:07:34,387 --> 00:07:36,723 - No. - Oh, I’m holding out for someone 137 00:07:36,723 --> 00:07:39,225 far superior to that idle peasant. 138 00:07:39,225 --> 00:07:42,462 [Bleacher groans softly] - Chin-chin. 139 00:07:42,962 --> 00:07:46,366 [coughs] That is extremely strong stuff. 140 00:07:46,366 --> 00:07:47,667 Yeah, you can run cars on that. 141 00:07:47,667 --> 00:07:50,804 So, what is it I can do for you? Room, is it? 142 00:07:50,804 --> 00:07:52,706 Well, yes, but, uh... 143 00:07:52,706 --> 00:07:56,976 Mr. Wonka is temporarily embarrassed. 144 00:07:56,976 --> 00:07:58,812 [gasps] Oh, no. You don’t say. 145 00:07:58,812 --> 00:08:01,314 [Willy] I’m afraid that’s true, Mrs. Scrubitt. 146 00:08:01,314 --> 00:08:01,815 But... 147 00:08:01,815 --> 00:08:03,883 all that’s about to change. - Oh, yeah? 148 00:08:03,883 --> 00:08:06,190 You see, I’m something of a magician, 149 00:08:06,190 --> 00:08:07,654 inventor and chocolate maker. 150 00:08:07,654 --> 00:08:09,689 And first thing tomorrow at the Galeries Gourmet, 151 00:08:09,689 --> 00:08:13,360 I plan to unveil my most astonishing creation yet. 152 00:08:13,360 --> 00:08:15,962 - Oh? - Prepare to be amazed 153 00:08:15,962 --> 00:08:18,264 as I present to you... 154 00:08:19,532 --> 00:08:20,400 A teapot? 155 00:08:20,400 --> 00:08:21,935 No, that’s just for making tea. 156 00:08:21,935 --> 00:08:24,637 - [sighs] - One second. 157 00:08:25,405 --> 00:08:27,841 That’s for my stew. - [laughs] 158 00:08:27,841 --> 00:08:29,309 It’s in here somewhere. [chuckles] 159 00:08:29,309 --> 00:08:32,379 Don’t you worry, Mr. Wonka. I can see you’re a man of great ingenuity. 160 00:08:32,379 --> 00:08:34,481 And we’ve got just the thing for ya. 161 00:08:34,481 --> 00:08:35,815 The entrepreneurial package. 162 00:08:35,815 --> 00:08:37,417 Now, the room is one sovereign a night, 163 00:08:37,417 --> 00:08:38,952 but you don’t have to pay till 6:00 tomorrow. 164 00:08:38,952 --> 00:08:41,488 Does that give you enough time to earn a few pennies? 165 00:08:41,488 --> 00:08:43,957 More than enough, Mrs. Scrubitt. 166 00:08:43,957 --> 00:08:44,758 Thank you. 167 00:08:44,758 --> 00:08:47,594 Oh, it’s the least I can do for a stranger in need. 168 00:08:47,594 --> 00:08:50,497 Now, sign here and we’re all done. 169 00:08:50,497 --> 00:08:53,933 [chuckles politely] - All righty. 170 00:08:55,350 --> 00:08:58,710 [whispers] Read the small print. 171 00:08:58,338 --> 00:08:58,838 What? 172 00:08:58,838 --> 00:09:01,574 Thank you, Noodle. That’ll do. - [gasps] 173 00:09:01,574 --> 00:09:02,809 Ooh. What’d she say? 174 00:09:02,809 --> 00:09:04,100 Who’s that, then? - The girl. 175 00:09:04,100 --> 00:09:05,745 What girl? - That girl. It sounded like, 176 00:09:05,745 --> 00:09:10,817 "Read the small print." And there does seem to be a lot of... 177 00:09:10,817 --> 00:09:13,953 Oh. Oh. Oh. 178 00:09:14,870 --> 00:09:15,989 Oh. Oh. 179 00:09:15,989 --> 00:09:17,857 Oh. Just keeps on coming. 180 00:09:17,857 --> 00:09:20,560 Yeah, you don’t wanna listen to Noodle, Mr. Wonka. 181 00:09:20,560 --> 00:09:22,762 She’s damaged. - Damaged? 182 00:09:22,762 --> 00:09:24,970 Orphan Syndrome. 183 00:09:24,970 --> 00:09:25,432 Orphan Syndrome? 184 00:09:25,432 --> 00:09:27,500 Orphan Syndrome. 185 00:09:27,500 --> 00:09:30,704 She was dropped down the laundry chute as a bab, and I took her in 186 00:09:30,704 --> 00:09:31,838 out the goodness of my heart, 187 00:09:31,838 --> 00:09:33,940 and I’ve done my best, Mr. Wonka, honest, I have, 188 00:09:33,940 --> 00:09:36,509 but she’s been left with a suspicious nature. 189 00:09:36,509 --> 00:09:39,112 She sees conspiracy everywhere. 190 00:09:39,112 --> 00:09:41,140 Poor girl. - I know. 191 00:09:41,140 --> 00:09:42,782 These are just your standard Ts and Cs, 192 00:09:42,782 --> 00:09:47,200 but you’re welcome to take a look if you want. [chuckles] 193 00:09:47,200 --> 00:09:49,220 I’ll just give it a once-over. 194 00:09:49,220 --> 00:09:50,423 [chuckles dryly] 195 00:09:50,423 --> 00:09:53,593 [Willy reading softly] 196 00:09:56,796 --> 00:09:59,632 Well, that all seems to be in order. 197 00:09:59,632 --> 00:10:00,667 - Really? - Uh-huh. 198 00:10:00,667 --> 00:10:02,635 Hello. [chuckles] - Ah! [chuckles] 199 00:10:02,635 --> 00:10:04,437 Then welcome to Scrubitt’s. 200 00:10:04,437 --> 00:10:05,839 [dings] 201 00:10:06,600 --> 00:10:09,376 There you are, Mr. Wonka. The entrepreneurial suite. 202 00:10:09,376 --> 00:10:12,479 There’s your four-poster, and your sink plus soap, 203 00:10:12,479 --> 00:10:14,140 and there’s a little mint on your pillow. 204 00:10:14,140 --> 00:10:15,648 [Willy] Fantastic. 205 00:10:15,648 --> 00:10:17,817 What kind people. 206 00:10:18,618 --> 00:10:20,453 [growls quietly] 207 00:10:25,525 --> 00:10:27,694 [sing-songing] Noodle! 208 00:10:28,161 --> 00:10:29,729 Oh, Noodle! 209 00:10:29,729 --> 00:10:30,830 [Noodle] Yes, Mrs. Scrubitt? 210 00:10:30,830 --> 00:10:32,665 [Mrs. Scrubitt, in normal tone] I’ve been lookin’ for you. 211 00:10:32,665 --> 00:10:33,700 [Noodle] What do you want? 212 00:10:33,700 --> 00:10:35,735 I wanna teach you a lesson, you miserable little bookworm. 213 00:10:35,735 --> 00:10:36,670 What did I do wrong? 214 00:10:36,670 --> 00:10:37,937 You know what you did, you brat. 215 00:10:37,937 --> 00:10:39,906 - Stop squirming! - What? No, please. 216 00:10:39,906 --> 00:10:40,707 [Noodle shrieks] 217 00:10:40,707 --> 00:10:42,575 [Mrs. Scrubitt] You ever interfere in my business again, 218 00:10:42,575 --> 00:10:45,545 and you’ll be in this coop all week. Do you understand? 219 00:10:45,545 --> 00:10:48,648 Yes, Mrs. Scrubitt. Sorry, Mrs. Scrubitt. 220 00:10:48,648 --> 00:10:52,152 I should think so, too. - [door slams shut] 221 00:10:52,152 --> 00:10:53,820 [wind whistling] 222 00:10:53,820 --> 00:10:56,220 [dog barks in distance] 223 00:11:20,213 --> 00:11:23,490 [Willy] Here we go, Mamma. 224 00:11:28,588 --> 00:11:32,592 [loudly] Ladies and gentlemen of the Galeries Gourmet, 225 00:11:32,592 --> 00:11:34,600 my name is Willy Wonka, 226 00:11:34,600 --> 00:11:37,464 and I have come to show you a marvelous morsel, 227 00:11:37,464 --> 00:11:38,898 an incredible edible, 228 00:11:38,898 --> 00:11:41,601 [dramatically] an unbeatable eatable, 229 00:11:41,601 --> 00:11:43,803 the likes of which this world has never seen. 230 00:11:43,803 --> 00:11:46,606 So quiet up and listen down. 231 00:11:46,606 --> 00:11:48,808 No, scratch that, reverse it. 232 00:11:48,808 --> 00:11:50,710 I give to you 233 00:11:50,710 --> 00:11:51,544 the Hoverchoc. 234 00:11:51,544 --> 00:11:54,481 [crowd gasping] - [plays flute] 235 00:11:57,751 --> 00:11:59,152 ♪ In a ♪ 236 00:11:59,152 --> 00:12:00,820 ♪ Jungle near Mumbai ♪ - [crowd gasps] 237 00:12:00,820 --> 00:12:02,789 - [fancy music playing] - ♪ There’s a little hoverfly ♪ 238 00:12:02,789 --> 00:12:05,892 ♪ Whose wings go At a thousand flaps a sec ♪ 239 00:12:05,892 --> 00:12:07,127 ♪ And that’s no lie ♪ 240 00:12:07,127 --> 00:12:08,928 ♪ These microscopic fleas ♪ 241 00:12:08,928 --> 00:12:10,864 ♪ Like chocolate More than leaves ♪ 242 00:12:10,864 --> 00:12:12,932 ♪ And when asked nicely, Lay precisely ♪ 243 00:12:12,932 --> 00:12:15,769 ♪ One little egg In each of these ♪ 244 00:12:15,769 --> 00:12:16,603 [crowd gasps] 245 00:12:16,603 --> 00:12:18,705 ♪ When it hatches From its shell ♪ 246 00:12:18,705 --> 00:12:20,273 ♪ It gives a happy yell Whoo-hoo!♪ 247 00:12:20,273 --> 00:12:24,144 ♪ How thrilling to be living In a chocolate hotel ♪ 248 00:12:24,144 --> 00:12:28,882 ♪ It beats its wings with glee And then, as you will see ♪ 249 00:12:28,882 --> 00:12:30,150 ♪ The chocolate will levitate ♪ 250 00:12:30,150 --> 00:12:35,555 ♪ And float most gracefully ♪ - [crowd gasping, laughing] 251 00:12:35,855 --> 00:12:40,126 - [gasps] - ♪ Well, there’s chocolate ♪ 252 00:12:40,126 --> 00:12:41,928 ♪ And there’s chocolate ♪ 253 00:12:41,928 --> 00:12:44,664 ♪ But only Wonka’s Makes your eyes ♪ 254 00:12:44,664 --> 00:12:46,933 ♪ Pop out their socke-lets ♪ 255 00:12:46,933 --> 00:12:49,235 ♪ Put your hand Into your pocke-let ♪ 256 00:12:49,235 --> 00:12:51,738 ♪ Get yourself Some Wonka chocolate ♪ 257 00:12:51,738 --> 00:12:55,675 ♪ Come now I insist ♪ 258 00:12:55,675 --> 00:12:58,845 ♪ You’ve never Had chocolate like this ♪ 259 00:12:58,845 --> 00:13:03,917 ♪ No, you’ve never Had chocolate like this ♪ 260 00:13:03,917 --> 00:13:05,652 [music ends] - [applause] 261 00:13:05,652 --> 00:13:06,286 [man] Bravo! 262 00:13:06,286 --> 00:13:09,656 [crowd laughs in delight] - [man 2] Bravo! 263 00:13:10,190 --> 00:13:11,910 [Willy] Thank you. 264 00:13:11,910 --> 00:13:13,960 - Miss Bon-Bon? - Yes, Mr. Slugworth. 265 00:13:13,960 --> 00:13:14,928 Call the police. 266 00:13:14,928 --> 00:13:16,196 [Miss Bon-Bon] Very good, sir. 267 00:13:16,196 --> 00:13:18,765 [chuckles] Well, who wants to try one? 268 00:13:18,765 --> 00:13:21,670 - [man] Me, please! - [Slugworth] I will. 269 00:13:21,670 --> 00:13:22,102 [crowd gasps, murmurs] 270 00:13:22,102 --> 00:13:24,738 Mr. Slugworth, sir. - [man 2] ’Scuse me. 271 00:13:24,738 --> 00:13:25,805 [Willy] Mr. Fickelgruber. 272 00:13:25,805 --> 00:13:28,208 - [babbles] - And Mr. Prodnose. 273 00:13:28,208 --> 00:13:29,420 What an honor. 274 00:13:29,420 --> 00:13:30,310 Ever since I was a little boy... 275 00:13:30,310 --> 00:13:32,579 - [bones crunching] - That is quite a handshake. 276 00:13:32,579 --> 00:13:35,150 It’s a business handshake, Mr. Wonka. 277 00:13:35,150 --> 00:13:37,817 Lets people know I mean business. 278 00:13:37,817 --> 00:13:38,918 - Huh... - Now, come along. 279 00:13:38,918 --> 00:13:44,900 Let’s try one of these so-called Hoverchocs. 280 00:13:46,326 --> 00:13:48,294 [Slugworth inhales] 281 00:13:49,950 --> 00:13:50,797 [exhales] 282 00:13:53,266 --> 00:13:54,701 Ooh. 283 00:13:54,701 --> 00:13:56,836 It’s not just chocolate, is it? 284 00:13:56,836 --> 00:13:58,238 There’s... 285 00:13:58,238 --> 00:13:59,939 - marshmallow. - [Willy] That’s right. 286 00:13:59,939 --> 00:14:02,375 Harvested from the mallow marshes of Peru. 287 00:14:02,375 --> 00:14:04,377 [Fickelgruber] And caramel. 288 00:14:04,377 --> 00:14:06,346 But... but it’s... - [Willy] Salted. 289 00:14:06,346 --> 00:14:09,382 With the bittersweet tears of a Russian clown. 290 00:14:09,382 --> 00:14:12,520 - [crowd murmurs] - [Prodnose] And is that... 291 00:14:12,520 --> 00:14:13,787 Surely not? 292 00:14:13,853 --> 00:14:14,320 Cherry? 293 00:14:14,320 --> 00:14:16,122 [Willy] Cherry-picked by the pick of the cherry pickers 294 00:14:16,122 --> 00:14:18,910 from the Imperial Gardens in Japan. 295 00:14:18,910 --> 00:14:21,361 - [crowd murmurs] - Well, Mr. Wonka. 296 00:14:21,361 --> 00:14:23,863 I’ve been in this business a very long time, 297 00:14:23,863 --> 00:14:24,864 and I can safely say 298 00:14:24,864 --> 00:14:28,101 that of all the chocolate I have ever tasted, 299 00:14:28,101 --> 00:14:30,170 this is without doubt 300 00:14:30,170 --> 00:14:33,340 the absolute 100% worst. 301 00:14:33,340 --> 00:14:34,374 [crowd gasping] - Whoo! 302 00:14:34,374 --> 00:14:35,975 There we have it, ladies and gentlemen. 303 00:14:35,975 --> 00:14:38,211 An endorsement from Mr... 304 00:14:38,211 --> 00:14:39,120 Wait. The worst? 305 00:14:39,120 --> 00:14:41,981 We three are the fiercest of rivals, 306 00:14:41,981 --> 00:14:43,350 and yet we agree on one thing. 307 00:14:43,350 --> 00:14:45,952 A good chocolate should be simple. 308 00:14:45,952 --> 00:14:47,354 Plain. Uncomplicated. 309 00:14:47,354 --> 00:14:51,240 Whereas this, with all its bells and whistles... 310 00:14:51,240 --> 00:14:53,426 [chuckles] Well, it’s just... 311 00:14:53,426 --> 00:14:55,161 Weird. 312 00:14:55,362 --> 00:14:56,363 [tuts] That’s a shame. 313 00:14:56,363 --> 00:14:59,933 [grunts softly] - If you thought the chocolate was weird, 314 00:14:59,933 --> 00:15:02,736 you’re gonna hate what happens next. 315 00:15:02,802 --> 00:15:04,204 [crowd gasping] - Hmm? 316 00:15:04,204 --> 00:15:06,390 What’s happening? Whoa, what’s going on? 317 00:15:06,390 --> 00:15:08,410 [Willy] That’s the hoverfly. [Fickelgruber whimpering] 318 00:15:08,410 --> 00:15:09,843 [Willy] It’s broken out of its cocoon. 319 00:15:09,843 --> 00:15:11,978 It’s flapping its wings like billy-oh. 320 00:15:11,978 --> 00:15:13,790 - [screams] - [crowd gasping] 321 00:15:13,790 --> 00:15:15,882 [Prodnose] My hair! You mean a fly is doing this? 322 00:15:15,882 --> 00:15:17,170 [Willy] Yes. But don’t worry. 323 00:15:17,170 --> 00:15:19,119 It’ll be completely unharmed. - Oh, thank you. 324 00:15:19,119 --> 00:15:21,870 In about 20 minutes, it’ll get tired 325 00:15:21,870 --> 00:15:23,560 and exit through your rear. 326 00:15:23,560 --> 00:15:23,857 You what? 327 00:15:23,857 --> 00:15:25,959 He means we’re going to fart them out of our botties! 328 00:15:25,959 --> 00:15:27,727 Yes, I know what he meant. 329 00:15:27,727 --> 00:15:29,195 You’re off your rocker, Wonka! 330 00:15:29,195 --> 00:15:30,130 Who in their right mind 331 00:15:30,130 --> 00:15:31,731 wants a chocolate that makes you fly? 332 00:15:31,731 --> 00:15:33,433 [Willy] Well, let’s find out, shall we? 333 00:15:33,433 --> 00:15:34,801 Who’s for a Hoverchoc? 334 00:15:34,801 --> 00:15:37,103 [crowd shouting excitedly] - [man] I want one! 335 00:15:37,103 --> 00:15:40,600 [Willy] One sovereign, please. Thank you. 336 00:15:40,600 --> 00:15:41,274 Thank you very much. 337 00:15:41,274 --> 00:15:43,710 [Willy] One sovereign. Thank you, madam. 338 00:15:43,710 --> 00:15:45,111 Enjoy your flight. - [gasping] 339 00:15:45,111 --> 00:15:45,879 [laughing] 340 00:15:45,879 --> 00:15:48,848 [woman] Look, I’m flying! I’m flying! 341 00:15:51,184 --> 00:15:53,720 [man 1] How’s the view up there? 342 00:15:53,787 --> 00:15:57,190 [man 2] Not too high, darling! 343 00:15:58,224 --> 00:15:59,292 [whistle blows] 344 00:15:59,292 --> 00:16:00,226 [officer] Beat it, kid. 345 00:16:00,226 --> 00:16:02,295 All right, folks. Nothin’ to see here. 346 00:16:02,295 --> 00:16:06,866 Just a small group of people defyin’ the laws of gravity. 347 00:16:06,866 --> 00:16:07,934 - Yeah. - Hook ’em, boys. 348 00:16:07,934 --> 00:16:09,502 [Willy] That’s the Hoverchoc, sir. That’s the point. 349 00:16:09,502 --> 00:16:12,906 [officer 2] I’m afraid we’ve had some complaints about you, sir. 350 00:16:12,906 --> 00:16:13,840 [Willy] Complaints? 351 00:16:13,840 --> 00:16:15,909 That you’re disrupting the trade of other businesses. 352 00:16:15,909 --> 00:16:18,411 I’m regrettably obliged to move you on 353 00:16:18,411 --> 00:16:19,913 and to confiscate 354 00:16:19,913 --> 00:16:21,470 - your earnings. - [coins rattle] 355 00:16:21,470 --> 00:16:22,849 [Willy] Hey! What are you doing? - [nun] No! 356 00:16:22,849 --> 00:16:24,351 [officer] Don’t worry, it’s going to a good cause. 357 00:16:24,351 --> 00:16:26,386 - [nun] Get off. - Sick kids, or something. 358 00:16:26,386 --> 00:16:28,210 Sorry, sir. Rules is rules. 359 00:16:28,210 --> 00:16:29,456 [officer 3] Cheeky devil, you! Come here! 360 00:16:29,456 --> 00:16:32,792 Could you at least leave me a sovereign? 361 00:16:32,792 --> 00:16:35,950 I need to pay for my room. 362 00:16:37,263 --> 00:16:40,500 - Here. - [coins rattling] 363 00:16:41,201 --> 00:16:42,902 Thank you. 364 00:16:43,503 --> 00:16:45,438 [dog barks in distance] 365 00:16:45,438 --> 00:16:48,410 [Mrs. Scrubitt] Evening, Mr. Wonka. 366 00:16:48,341 --> 00:16:49,142 How’d it go? 367 00:16:49,142 --> 00:16:50,410 Not quite as well as I’d hoped. 368 00:16:50,410 --> 00:16:53,847 Oh, shame. Well, I’m afraid we do have to settle up now. 369 00:16:53,847 --> 00:16:57,500 Well, thankfully, the room’s taken care of. 370 00:16:57,500 --> 00:16:58,885 Believe we said a sovereign. 371 00:16:58,885 --> 00:16:59,786 For the room, yes. 372 00:16:59,786 --> 00:17:02,322 But you have incurred a few extras 373 00:17:02,322 --> 00:17:06,126 during the course of your residency with ourselves. 374 00:17:06,126 --> 00:17:09,950 - Have I? - Yes, you have. 375 00:17:09,950 --> 00:17:12,399 There was that glass of gin you had on arrival, 376 00:17:12,399 --> 00:17:13,566 and if I remember rightly, 377 00:17:13,566 --> 00:17:16,302 you warmed your cockles by the fire. 378 00:17:16,302 --> 00:17:17,470 He did indeed, Mrs. Scrubitt. 379 00:17:17,470 --> 00:17:20,140 - [door shuts, locks] - Cockle-warming is extra, see? 380 00:17:20,140 --> 00:17:22,409 Used the stairs to get to his room, and all. 381 00:17:22,409 --> 00:17:24,344 [Mrs. Scrubitt] Oh, then you’ve got your stair charge, 382 00:17:24,344 --> 00:17:27,847 and that is per step, I’m afraid. Up and down. 383 00:17:27,847 --> 00:17:28,982 Now, tell me, Mr. Wonka, 384 00:17:28,982 --> 00:17:31,851 did you happen to use the mini bar? 385 00:17:31,851 --> 00:17:32,986 There’s a minibar? 386 00:17:32,986 --> 00:17:34,220 Mini bar of soap. 387 00:17:34,220 --> 00:17:35,550 By the sink. 388 00:17:35,550 --> 00:17:36,923 Uh... I might have, briefly. - Oh-ho! 389 00:17:36,923 --> 00:17:39,359 See? Even Bleacher knows you never touch the mini bar, 390 00:17:39,359 --> 00:17:41,861 and he was raised in a ditch. [snorts] 391 00:17:41,861 --> 00:17:43,196 Add in your mattress hire, 392 00:17:43,196 --> 00:17:45,298 your linen lease, and your pillow penalty, 393 00:17:45,298 --> 00:17:47,467 and you are looking at... - [door shuts] 394 00:17:47,467 --> 00:17:49,102 Ten thousand sovereigns. 395 00:17:49,102 --> 00:17:50,270 You gotta be kidding me? [scoffs] 396 00:17:50,270 --> 00:17:52,839 It’s all in the small print, dearie. 397 00:17:52,839 --> 00:17:54,541 I don’t have 10,000 sovereigns. 398 00:17:54,541 --> 00:17:55,508 [door shuts, locks] 399 00:17:55,508 --> 00:17:57,277 Then we have a problem, Mr. Wonka. 400 00:17:57,277 --> 00:17:58,545 You’re gonna have to work it off 401 00:17:58,545 --> 00:18:00,847 in the Wash House, ain’t ya? - [Tiddles barking] 402 00:18:00,847 --> 00:18:02,182 At a sovereign a day. 403 00:18:02,182 --> 00:18:03,149 Ten thousand days is... 404 00:18:03,149 --> 00:18:04,417 [Mrs. Scrubitt] Twenty-seven years. 405 00:18:04,417 --> 00:18:05,585 - Hey! - [Bleacher] Four months. 406 00:18:05,585 --> 00:18:07,200 [Mrs. Scrubitt] And 16 days. 407 00:18:07,200 --> 00:18:10,390 [Mrs. Scrubitt chuckles] - [Willy screaming] 408 00:18:11,191 --> 00:18:12,592 [grunts] 409 00:18:12,592 --> 00:18:14,461 - [gasping] - [Abacus] Ah. 410 00:18:14,461 --> 00:18:17,530 [Abacus] You must be Mr. Wonka. - Who are you? 411 00:18:17,530 --> 00:18:21,401 Abacus Crunch, chartered accountant. 412 00:18:21,401 --> 00:18:22,435 At least, I was. 413 00:18:22,435 --> 00:18:24,270 - Now, uh... - He runs the place. 414 00:18:24,270 --> 00:18:27,207 And you best do as he says, or you’ll answer to me. 415 00:18:27,207 --> 00:18:29,900 Piper Benz. Plumber by trade. 416 00:18:29,900 --> 00:18:31,578 [Abacus] This is Miss Lottie Bell. 417 00:18:31,578 --> 00:18:33,790 [quietly] Hi. 418 00:18:33,790 --> 00:18:34,140 She don’t talk much. 419 00:18:34,140 --> 00:18:38,451 [dramatically] And I’m Larry Chucklesworth! 420 00:18:38,451 --> 00:18:39,386 Comedian. 421 00:18:39,386 --> 00:18:40,220 [Abacus] Hmm. 422 00:18:40,220 --> 00:18:42,188 So they got all of you, too, did they? 423 00:18:42,188 --> 00:18:43,289 [Abacus] I’m afraid so. 424 00:18:43,289 --> 00:18:44,557 We each of us found ourselves 425 00:18:44,557 --> 00:18:45,992 in need of a cheap place to stay, 426 00:18:45,992 --> 00:18:48,328 and neglected to read the small print. 427 00:18:48,328 --> 00:18:52,632 One moment of stupidity, followed by endless regret. 428 00:18:52,632 --> 00:18:56,603 Sounds like my third marriage. [laughs] 429 00:18:56,670 --> 00:18:58,438 I’m sorry, I do that a lot. 430 00:18:58,438 --> 00:18:59,572 He does. - A lot. 431 00:18:59,572 --> 00:19:01,541 [Larry] I’ve only been married once, 432 00:19:01,541 --> 00:19:02,609 and it didn’t work out. 433 00:19:02,609 --> 00:19:04,277 [Willy] There’s gotta be some way outta here. 434 00:19:04,277 --> 00:19:05,545 [Piper] You don’t think we’ve tried? 435 00:19:05,545 --> 00:19:08,140 There are bars on the window and there’s a dog on the door. 436 00:19:08,140 --> 00:19:09,649 [Abacus] And even if you could get out, 437 00:19:09,649 --> 00:19:10,917 that contract is watertight. 438 00:19:10,917 --> 00:19:14,354 [Piper] If you’re not here at roll call, Mrs. Scrubitt will call the police, 439 00:19:14,354 --> 00:19:15,455 they’ll bring you right back, 440 00:19:15,455 --> 00:19:17,991 and she’ll charge you a thousand for the inconvenience. 441 00:19:17,991 --> 00:19:18,658 - [barks] - [yelps] 442 00:19:18,658 --> 00:19:20,326 [Abacus] All right, everybody. Back to work. 443 00:19:20,326 --> 00:19:21,528 - [barks] - Come along, Mr. Wonka. 444 00:19:21,528 --> 00:19:24,564 - [barks] - You come with me. [sighs] 445 00:19:24,564 --> 00:19:28,134 You’re in here. On suds. 446 00:19:33,573 --> 00:19:34,274 Whoa. 447 00:19:34,274 --> 00:19:36,476 ♪ First, you pick up The apparel ♪ 448 00:19:36,476 --> 00:19:38,945 ♪ And you stick it In a barrel ♪ 449 00:19:38,945 --> 00:19:41,470 ♪ Scrub, scrub ♪ 450 00:19:41,348 --> 00:19:46,986 ♪ Then you take It to the mangle And you turn a giant handle ♪ 451 00:19:46,986 --> 00:19:49,122 ♪ Scrub, scrub ♪ 452 00:19:49,222 --> 00:19:50,560 [grunting] 453 00:19:50,560 --> 00:19:54,627 ♪ Then it’s hung up really high Until it’s nearly dry ♪ 454 00:19:54,627 --> 00:19:56,496 ♪ Scrub, scrub ♪ 455 00:19:57,697 --> 00:19:58,498 [steam hissing] 456 00:19:58,498 --> 00:20:03,360 ♪ But when we sing this song The day don’t seem so long ♪ 457 00:20:03,360 --> 00:20:04,738 ♪ Scrub, scrub ♪ 458 00:20:04,738 --> 00:20:07,507 It’s still long, though. 459 00:20:09,709 --> 00:20:11,444 [bell dings] 460 00:20:12,746 --> 00:20:13,413 [barks] 461 00:20:13,413 --> 00:20:15,148 ♪ Gotta press out All the creases ♪ 462 00:20:15,148 --> 00:20:17,117 ♪ From the dresses And chemises ♪ 463 00:20:17,117 --> 00:20:18,718 ♪ Rub, rub ♪ 464 00:20:20,353 --> 00:20:22,722 ♪ Gotta fold ’em Like they told us ♪ 465 00:20:22,722 --> 00:20:24,570 ♪ Or they’ll scold us ♪ 466 00:20:24,570 --> 00:20:26,493 ♪ And withhold our grub, grub ♪ 467 00:20:26,493 --> 00:20:28,280 [blows whistle] 468 00:20:28,280 --> 00:20:32,599 ♪ We all signed the dotted line So we gotta do our time ♪ 469 00:20:32,599 --> 00:20:36,569 - ♪ Scrub, scrub ♪ - [music tempo slows] 470 00:20:36,569 --> 00:20:39,673 ♪ Scrub, scrub ♪ 471 00:20:39,673 --> 00:20:42,308 And if you don’t agree... 472 00:20:42,308 --> 00:20:43,476 See clause five. 473 00:20:43,476 --> 00:20:47,113 - Section 7A. - Paragraph 22. 474 00:20:47,113 --> 00:20:48,248 Part D. 475 00:20:48,248 --> 00:20:49,683 Which says... 476 00:20:49,683 --> 00:20:50,784 ♪ Scrub, scrub ♪ 477 00:20:50,784 --> 00:20:53,753 [whimsical music resumes] 478 00:20:54,540 --> 00:20:55,655 ♪ Scrub, scrub ♪ 479 00:20:57,791 --> 00:21:01,940 ♪ Scrub, scrub ♪ 480 00:21:02,362 --> 00:21:04,664 ♪ Scrub, scrub ♪ - [music ends] 481 00:21:09,302 --> 00:21:13,390 - [water dripping] - [floorboard creaking] 482 00:21:14,741 --> 00:21:17,310 [light buzzing] 483 00:21:25,652 --> 00:21:27,654 [dog barking outside] 484 00:21:27,754 --> 00:21:29,550 [sighs] 485 00:21:29,550 --> 00:21:32,292 - [knock at door] - [Noodle] Room service. 486 00:21:32,392 --> 00:21:35,128 Told you to read the small print. 487 00:21:35,428 --> 00:21:37,630 Slight problem with that. 488 00:21:38,431 --> 00:21:40,166 You can’t read, can you? 489 00:21:40,166 --> 00:21:44,371 I focused my studies almost exclusively on chocolate. 490 00:21:44,371 --> 00:21:45,338 I see. 491 00:21:45,338 --> 00:21:48,208 For everything else, I’ve relied on the kindness of strangers. 492 00:21:48,208 --> 00:21:52,812 [scoffs] And look where that’s got you. The staff quarters. 493 00:21:53,146 --> 00:21:54,714 You’ve got a bed. 494 00:21:55,615 --> 00:21:57,150 [shouts] 495 00:21:57,217 --> 00:21:59,850 You had a bed. 496 00:21:59,850 --> 00:22:03,256 Desk, and a wash basin/toilet. 497 00:22:03,256 --> 00:22:04,290 - Ugh. - The water comes 498 00:22:04,290 --> 00:22:07,560 in two temperatures. Cold... - [faucet squeaks] 499 00:22:07,560 --> 00:22:09,496 ...and colder. 500 00:22:10,230 --> 00:22:12,198 How much do you owe them? 501 00:22:12,198 --> 00:22:13,233 Ten thousand. 502 00:22:13,233 --> 00:22:15,702 Count yourself lucky. I owe 30. 503 00:22:15,702 --> 00:22:17,570 What? How do you owe them money? 504 00:22:17,570 --> 00:22:20,407 I thought they found you down a laundry chute. 505 00:22:20,407 --> 00:22:21,274 Oh, they did. 506 00:22:21,274 --> 00:22:23,109 Took me in out of the goodness of their hearts 507 00:22:23,109 --> 00:22:25,712 and charged me for the privilege. 508 00:22:25,712 --> 00:22:26,746 What a pair of monsters. 509 00:22:26,746 --> 00:22:30,283 The greedy beat the needy every time, Mr. Wonka. 510 00:22:30,283 --> 00:22:32,285 Guess it’s just the way of the world. 511 00:22:32,285 --> 00:22:33,486 [Willy] Oh, come on, Noodle. 512 00:22:33,486 --> 00:22:36,723 That’s just your Orphan Syndrome talking. 513 00:22:36,723 --> 00:22:38,792 - My what? - Your Orphan Syndrome. 514 00:22:38,792 --> 00:22:42,662 And we are not gonna be eating any slops. 515 00:22:42,662 --> 00:22:44,197 What are you doing? 516 00:22:44,197 --> 00:22:45,832 I’m making chocolate, o’ course. 517 00:22:45,832 --> 00:22:46,866 How do you like it? Dark? 518 00:22:46,866 --> 00:22:50,170 White? Nutty? Absolutely insane? 519 00:22:50,170 --> 00:22:51,371 I don’t know. 520 00:22:51,371 --> 00:22:53,807 I’ve never had any. 521 00:22:53,807 --> 00:22:56,876 [gibbers] You’ve never had chocolate? 522 00:22:56,876 --> 00:22:58,478 - No. - [shouts] What? 523 00:22:58,478 --> 00:23:00,747 You’ve never had chocolate? 524 00:23:00,847 --> 00:23:01,748 Still no. 525 00:23:01,748 --> 00:23:04,617 Well, this is unbelievable. I mean, this is outrageous. 526 00:23:04,617 --> 00:23:06,853 Well, lucky for you, Noodle, I have a selection 527 00:23:06,853 --> 00:23:08,488 of the world’s finest ingredients 528 00:23:08,488 --> 00:23:10,590 right here in my travel factory. 529 00:23:10,590 --> 00:23:13,493 [gentle music playing] 530 00:23:16,196 --> 00:23:16,730 Whoa. 531 00:23:16,730 --> 00:23:19,399 Where to begin? That’s the question. 532 00:23:19,399 --> 00:23:20,633 I know! 533 00:23:20,633 --> 00:23:21,434 Silver Linings. 534 00:23:21,434 --> 00:23:24,604 Made of condensed thunder clouds 535 00:23:24,738 --> 00:23:26,639 and liquid sunlight. 536 00:23:26,639 --> 00:23:29,275 [sniffs] Helps you see that faint ray o’ hope 537 00:23:29,275 --> 00:23:31,411 beyond the shadow of despair. 538 00:23:31,411 --> 00:23:32,312 Just what we need, 539 00:23:32,312 --> 00:23:33,713 - wouldn’t you say? - [chuckles softly] 540 00:23:33,713 --> 00:23:35,715 Did you always wanna make chocolate? 541 00:23:35,715 --> 00:23:37,617 [Willy] No. [chuckles] 542 00:23:37,617 --> 00:23:39,252 Back when I was your age, 543 00:23:39,252 --> 00:23:41,321 I wanted to be a magician. 544 00:23:41,321 --> 00:23:43,289 My mom was a cook. 545 00:23:43,289 --> 00:23:45,759 We lived on the river, just the two of us. 546 00:23:45,759 --> 00:23:50,196 In a perfect little world of our own. 547 00:23:50,964 --> 00:23:53,233 The way I remember it, I used to spend 548 00:23:53,233 --> 00:23:54,701 every waking hour trying to come up 549 00:23:54,701 --> 00:23:58,505 with some new trick to impress my mom. 550 00:23:58,805 --> 00:24:00,540 Bravo! 551 00:24:00,540 --> 00:24:04,444 [Willy] But the real magic came from her. 552 00:24:04,944 --> 00:24:07,914 We didn’t have a lotta money, but each week, 553 00:24:07,914 --> 00:24:09,849 she brought home one cocoa bean. 554 00:24:09,849 --> 00:24:11,584 And by the time my birthday came around, 555 00:24:11,584 --> 00:24:15,588 there was enough to make a single bar o’ chocolate. 556 00:24:15,588 --> 00:24:18,892 But it wasn’t just any old chocolate. 557 00:24:18,892 --> 00:24:20,660 Far from it. 558 00:24:20,660 --> 00:24:23,730 This has to be the best chocolate in the world. 559 00:24:23,730 --> 00:24:25,331 [Mamma] Oh, don’t know about that. 560 00:24:25,331 --> 00:24:27,967 They say the very best comes from a place 561 00:24:27,967 --> 00:24:29,669 called the Galeries Gourmet. 562 00:24:29,669 --> 00:24:33,306 Theirs can’t be any better than yours, Mamma. 563 00:24:33,306 --> 00:24:34,607 It’s impossible. 564 00:24:34,607 --> 00:24:37,777 Well, as it so happens, 565 00:24:37,777 --> 00:24:39,379 I do know a little secret 566 00:24:39,379 --> 00:24:42,816 that even those fancy-pants don’t. 567 00:24:43,316 --> 00:24:44,351 What is it? 568 00:24:44,351 --> 00:24:44,984 I’ll tell ya. 569 00:24:44,984 --> 00:24:49,389 When you’re older. Now get to sleep. [chuckles] 570 00:24:52,692 --> 00:24:54,594 [exhales] 571 00:24:54,994 --> 00:24:56,629 We should go, Amma. 572 00:24:56,629 --> 00:24:57,864 Where’s that, then? 573 00:24:57,864 --> 00:25:00,330 To the Galeries Gourmet. - What? 574 00:25:00,330 --> 00:25:01,768 And start a shop? - Yeah. 575 00:25:01,768 --> 00:25:04,671 With our name above the door and everything. 576 00:25:04,671 --> 00:25:07,807 That’s a wonderful dream, honey. 577 00:25:07,874 --> 00:25:10,510 Is that all it is? 578 00:25:10,977 --> 00:25:13,346 Just a dream? 579 00:25:14,381 --> 00:25:15,882 Hey now. 580 00:25:17,450 --> 00:25:22,455 Every good thing in this world started with a dream. 581 00:25:22,455 --> 00:25:23,923 So you hold on to yours. 582 00:25:23,923 --> 00:25:26,659 And when you do share chocolate with the world, 583 00:25:26,659 --> 00:25:30,830 oh, I’ll be right there beside ya. 584 00:25:30,830 --> 00:25:31,564 Promise? 585 00:25:31,564 --> 00:25:32,665 Do better than that. 586 00:25:32,665 --> 00:25:35,935 [chuckles] I pinkie promise. 587 00:25:37,570 --> 00:25:38,838 Now, 588 00:25:38,838 --> 00:25:40,473 sleep. 589 00:25:42,375 --> 00:25:45,812 [Noodle] So, what was it, Willy? 590 00:25:45,812 --> 00:25:47,814 What was the secret? 591 00:25:47,814 --> 00:25:50,450 [Willy] I never found out. 592 00:25:50,784 --> 00:25:52,886 Soon after, she fell sick. 593 00:25:52,886 --> 00:25:58,391 And before I knew it, all I had left was her bar of chocolate. 594 00:26:01,995 --> 00:26:03,863 That’s why I’m here, Noodle. 595 00:26:03,863 --> 00:26:07,467 So I can feel the same way I did back then, 596 00:26:07,467 --> 00:26:10,360 eating chocolate with her. 597 00:26:10,870 --> 00:26:11,805 What do you mean? 598 00:26:11,805 --> 00:26:14,841 My mom once promised that when I share chocolate with the world, 599 00:26:14,841 --> 00:26:17,770 she’d be right there beside me. 600 00:26:17,770 --> 00:26:18,378 [machine clicking] 601 00:26:18,378 --> 00:26:20,714 I know it sounds crazy, but I always hoped 602 00:26:20,714 --> 00:26:23,116 she’d somehow keep that promise. 603 00:26:23,983 --> 00:26:27,387 She might even tell me her secret. 604 00:26:27,821 --> 00:26:29,789 [bell dings] 605 00:26:31,570 --> 00:26:32,892 [both chuckle] 606 00:26:32,892 --> 00:26:35,950 Here. Try one. 607 00:26:52,779 --> 00:26:54,914 Wish you hadn’t done that. 608 00:26:54,914 --> 00:26:57,784 You don’t like it? - No, 609 00:26:57,784 --> 00:27:01,210 I like it. It’s just... 610 00:27:01,154 --> 00:27:02,220 What? 611 00:27:02,220 --> 00:27:06,393 Now each day I don’t have chocolate will be a little harder. 612 00:27:06,393 --> 00:27:11,131 Then how would you like to have all the chocolate you can eat, every day, 613 00:27:11,131 --> 00:27:12,799 for the rest of your life? 614 00:27:12,799 --> 00:27:13,967 A lifetime supply? 615 00:27:13,967 --> 00:27:16,403 A lifetime supply. 616 00:27:16,403 --> 00:27:17,137 What would I have to do? 617 00:27:17,137 --> 00:27:18,972 Not much. Just get me out of here. 618 00:27:18,972 --> 00:27:20,640 [gasps] Are you crazy? - Shh! 619 00:27:20,640 --> 00:27:22,575 It’s easy. I’ll get someone to cover my shift, 620 00:27:22,575 --> 00:27:24,411 and you could smuggle me out in your laundry cart. 621 00:27:24,411 --> 00:27:25,779 - But I... - Just for a few hours, mind. 622 00:27:25,779 --> 00:27:27,714 No one will even know I was gone. 623 00:27:27,714 --> 00:27:28,815 What’s the point of that? 624 00:27:28,815 --> 00:27:30,884 To sell chocolate, o’ course! We’ll split the profits 625 00:27:30,884 --> 00:27:32,686 and pay off Mrs. Scrubitt in no time. 626 00:27:32,686 --> 00:27:33,620 It’s a nice idea, Willy. 627 00:27:33,620 --> 00:27:35,722 - It’s a great idea. - But it’ll never work. 628 00:27:35,722 --> 00:27:37,691 ’Course it will. Eat your chocolate. 629 00:27:37,691 --> 00:27:38,825 [Noodle] You don’t understand. 630 00:27:38,825 --> 00:27:41,795 Mrs. Scrubitt’s like a hawk. She keeps her beady eye on everything 631 00:27:41,795 --> 00:27:45,732 that comes in and out of the Wash House except... 632 00:27:46,166 --> 00:27:47,767 Huh. 633 00:27:47,834 --> 00:27:49,502 What is it? 634 00:27:49,502 --> 00:27:50,970 No, it’s nothing. 635 00:27:50,970 --> 00:27:52,772 Oh, okay. 636 00:27:52,872 --> 00:27:53,540 Huh. 637 00:27:53,540 --> 00:27:54,808 Double-huh! That’s not nothing. 638 00:27:54,808 --> 00:27:56,509 That’s the Silver Lining. It’s given you an idea. 639 00:27:56,509 --> 00:27:59,120 Okay. So, the one time she dropped her guard 640 00:27:59,120 --> 00:28:01,810 was when this aristocrat came to the laundry. 641 00:28:01,810 --> 00:28:03,830 He was only asking for directions, 642 00:28:03,830 --> 00:28:05,685 but she was all over him like a rash. 643 00:28:05,685 --> 00:28:07,530 It was disgusting. 644 00:28:07,530 --> 00:28:07,954 That’s it, Noodle. 645 00:28:07,954 --> 00:28:09,589 All we have to do is find an aristocrat 646 00:28:09,589 --> 00:28:11,925 and slip out while she’s distracted. 647 00:28:11,925 --> 00:28:12,959 Yeah, but... 648 00:28:12,959 --> 00:28:16,529 where are we going to find an aristocrat? 649 00:28:17,970 --> 00:28:18,732 [ding] 650 00:28:18,998 --> 00:28:20,660 Huh. 651 00:28:20,660 --> 00:28:21,668 Huh? 652 00:28:22,680 --> 00:28:23,300 Huh. 653 00:28:23,300 --> 00:28:23,837 A double-huh. 654 00:28:23,837 --> 00:28:25,205 Do you have a pencil and paper? 655 00:28:25,205 --> 00:28:28,708 - Uh-huh. - I got an idea. 656 00:28:31,244 --> 00:28:33,613 [distant singing] 657 00:28:36,716 --> 00:28:37,684 [soft music playing] 658 00:28:37,684 --> 00:28:41,254 - [male choir singing] - [knocks along to song] 659 00:28:41,554 --> 00:28:43,590 [lock clicks] 660 00:28:47,930 --> 00:28:49,662 I’ve come to make a confession. 661 00:28:49,662 --> 00:28:51,531 [singing continues] 662 00:28:51,531 --> 00:28:55,100 You sound great, fellas. Keep it up. 663 00:28:58,772 --> 00:29:02,275 Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned. 664 00:29:02,842 --> 00:29:07,781 I have had 150 of these since my last confession. 665 00:29:09,249 --> 00:29:13,860 Temptation is very hard to resist. 666 00:29:15,989 --> 00:29:17,624 Mmm. 667 00:29:17,624 --> 00:29:19,793 [chief] Send me down. 668 00:29:19,893 --> 00:29:23,530 - [whirring] - I’ll see you later. 669 00:29:24,531 --> 00:29:26,266 [elevator dings] 670 00:29:27,801 --> 00:29:30,537 [woman] Good evening, Chief. 671 00:29:30,637 --> 00:29:31,705 They’re all waiting. 672 00:29:31,705 --> 00:29:33,773 Thank you very much. 673 00:29:34,708 --> 00:29:37,177 Good evening, gentlemen. I’ve brought my invoice. 674 00:29:37,177 --> 00:29:41,815 One chocolatier moved on for the usual fee. 675 00:29:41,815 --> 00:29:43,116 Oh. [chuckles] 676 00:29:43,116 --> 00:29:44,250 Here we go, baby. 677 00:29:44,250 --> 00:29:45,618 There’s the good stuff. Yeah. 678 00:29:45,618 --> 00:29:47,253 [Slugworth] Tell me, Chief... [chief] Mm-hmm? 679 00:29:47,253 --> 00:29:50,560 ...how would you like to earn a few more of those? 680 00:29:50,560 --> 00:29:51,910 Oh, I am listening. 681 00:29:51,910 --> 00:29:52,692 [Slugworth] We think that Mr. Wonka 682 00:29:52,692 --> 00:29:57,300 might require a little more than simply moving on. 683 00:29:57,300 --> 00:29:58,998 - Oh. - [Slugworth] He’s good. 684 00:29:58,998 --> 00:30:00,133 Too good. 685 00:30:00,133 --> 00:30:00,967 And what’s more, 686 00:30:00,967 --> 00:30:03,203 he only charges a sovereign a chocolate. 687 00:30:03,203 --> 00:30:07,107 So anyone can afford them, even the... 688 00:30:08,241 --> 00:30:09,709 You know, the... 689 00:30:09,709 --> 00:30:11,978 - The poor? - [gags] Oh, dear. 690 00:30:11,978 --> 00:30:15,150 I’ve just been a little bit sick in my mouth. 691 00:30:15,150 --> 00:30:16,783 Could you please refrain from mentioning 692 00:30:16,783 --> 00:30:18,218 that demographic in my presence? 693 00:30:18,218 --> 00:30:20,120 He doesn’t like it when people say "poor." 694 00:30:20,120 --> 00:30:21,888 - [gags] - [Prodnose] Sorry, Felix. 695 00:30:21,888 --> 00:30:25,580 We want you to send Wonka a message. 696 00:30:25,580 --> 00:30:26,659 Backed up by physical force. 697 00:30:26,659 --> 00:30:29,629 That if he attempts to sell chocolate in this town again, 698 00:30:29,629 --> 00:30:33,666 he is liable to meet with a little accident. 699 00:30:33,666 --> 00:30:35,935 In which he dies. 700 00:30:35,935 --> 00:30:37,337 Yeah, no, I... I got that already. 701 00:30:37,337 --> 00:30:38,805 You don’t have to keep saying it. 702 00:30:38,805 --> 00:30:40,940 I’m just making sure we’re all on the same page. 703 00:30:40,940 --> 00:30:42,800 Well, no one’s on your page. 704 00:30:42,800 --> 00:30:43,977 What’s that supposed to mean? Well, I know what it means... 705 00:30:43,977 --> 00:30:45,450 Actually, what does it mean? 706 00:30:45,450 --> 00:30:47,280 [Slugworth] Gentlemen, please. 707 00:30:47,981 --> 00:30:49,949 So, what do you say, Chief? 708 00:30:49,949 --> 00:30:50,850 Do we have a deal? 709 00:30:50,850 --> 00:30:53,753 Well, listen, fellas, I’m an officer of the law. 710 00:30:53,753 --> 00:30:58,291 I can’t just go around roughin’ up your competition. 711 00:30:58,925 --> 00:31:00,627 I’m sorry. 712 00:31:00,860 --> 00:31:01,661 Well now, Chief. 713 00:31:01,661 --> 00:31:03,763 [jazzy dance music playing] - [taps along to music] 714 00:31:03,763 --> 00:31:06,666 I can see that you’re a man of integrity. 715 00:31:06,666 --> 00:31:08,902 [shakes along to music] 716 00:31:08,902 --> 00:31:09,803 Thank you. 717 00:31:09,803 --> 00:31:12,339 But ask yourself this... 718 00:31:13,406 --> 00:31:16,276 ♪ Have you got a sweet tooth?♪ 719 00:31:16,276 --> 00:31:17,770 ♪ I do ♪ 720 00:31:17,770 --> 00:31:21,348 ♪ A hunger That you have to feed? ♪ 721 00:31:21,348 --> 00:31:24,718 ♪ Have you got a sweet tooth?♪ 722 00:31:24,718 --> 00:31:25,318 ♪ I do ♪ 723 00:31:25,318 --> 00:31:28,955 ♪ Well, we’ve got Everything you need ♪ 724 00:31:28,955 --> 00:31:29,756 [chief] Mmm. 725 00:31:29,756 --> 00:31:33,393 ♪ Don’t give me That conscience nonsense ♪ 726 00:31:33,393 --> 00:31:34,928 ♪ It’s simply ♪ 727 00:31:34,928 --> 00:31:36,696 ♪ Quid pro quo ♪ 728 00:31:36,696 --> 00:31:40,734 ♪ So, a hundred Of your favorites ♪ 729 00:31:40,734 --> 00:31:44,904 ♪ Sorry, I’m afraid it’s no ♪ 730 00:31:44,904 --> 00:31:46,439 Promised the wife I’d cut down on chocolate. 731 00:31:46,439 --> 00:31:50,677 You know, I gotta get in shape for the Policeman’s Ball, so... [chuckles] 732 00:31:50,677 --> 00:31:54,180 ♪ But think about Your sweet tooth ♪ 733 00:31:54,180 --> 00:31:54,981 ♪ I do ♪ 734 00:31:54,981 --> 00:31:58,318 ♪ I’ve had it since I was a boy ♪ 735 00:31:58,318 --> 00:32:01,788 ♪ Your naughty Little sweet tooth ♪ 736 00:32:01,788 --> 00:32:02,756 ♪ It’s true ♪ 737 00:32:02,756 --> 00:32:06,860 ♪ The only thing That brings you joy ♪ 738 00:32:06,860 --> 00:32:09,290 ♪ Don’t look At your waistline ♪ 739 00:32:09,290 --> 00:32:11,310 ♪ It’s fine! ♪ - ♪ Come on! ♪ 740 00:32:11,310 --> 00:32:14,801 ♪ Who needs To see their toes?♪ 741 00:32:14,801 --> 00:32:15,902 ♪ So ♪ 742 00:32:15,902 --> 00:32:18,338 ♪ Seven hundred boxes ♪ 743 00:32:18,338 --> 00:32:19,172 [chief whistles] 744 00:32:19,172 --> 00:32:21,410 ♪ That’s a lot Of chocolates... ♪ 745 00:32:21,410 --> 00:32:22,842 [Slugworth] ♪ Mm-hmm ♪ 746 00:32:22,842 --> 00:32:23,476 No! 747 00:32:23,476 --> 00:32:25,445 [jazzy music continues] 748 00:32:25,445 --> 00:32:28,114 Gentlemen, let’s give it the big sell. 749 00:32:28,114 --> 00:32:29,215 [chief grunts] 750 00:32:29,215 --> 00:32:31,317 [music building] 751 00:32:31,317 --> 00:32:33,987 ♪ Have you got a sweet tooth?♪ 752 00:32:33,987 --> 00:32:35,822 - ♪ Me, too ♪ - ♪ Fellas... ♪ 753 00:32:35,822 --> 00:32:38,792 ♪ Have you got The hots for chocs?♪ 754 00:32:38,792 --> 00:32:40,193 I do, really. Yeah. 755 00:32:40,193 --> 00:32:42,295 ♪ Do you think that candy’s ♪ 756 00:32:42,295 --> 00:32:44,300 - ♪ Dandy? ♪ - ♪ Oh, yeah ♪ 757 00:32:44,300 --> 00:32:46,466 ♪ Well, we’ve got lots and lots And lots and lots ♪ 758 00:32:46,466 --> 00:32:49,690 - ♪ And lots and lots ♪ - ♪ Why am I singing? ♪ 759 00:32:49,690 --> 00:32:51,938 ♪ If the wife’s complaining ♪ 760 00:32:51,938 --> 00:32:52,906 ♪ Body-shaming ♪ 761 00:32:52,906 --> 00:32:57,777 ♪ It’s amazing What a tailor can conceal ♪ 762 00:32:58,780 --> 00:33:00,914 ♪ Keep your wretched Chocolates ♪ 763 00:33:00,914 --> 00:33:03,830 ♪ Eighteen-hundred boxes?♪ 764 00:33:03,830 --> 00:33:04,751 - ♪ Oh, deal ♪ - [music ends] 765 00:33:04,751 --> 00:33:07,220 - [bones crunch] - [chief groans] 766 00:33:08,221 --> 00:33:10,457 [blows whistle] 767 00:33:11,157 --> 00:33:11,991 [sniffs] 768 00:33:11,991 --> 00:33:13,260 - Bell. - [barks] 769 00:33:13,260 --> 00:33:14,127 [Lottie, softly] Here. - Benz. 770 00:33:14,127 --> 00:33:15,261 [Tiddles barks] - [Piper] Mm. 771 00:33:15,261 --> 00:33:16,463 - Chucklesworth. - [Tiddles barks] 772 00:33:16,463 --> 00:33:17,497 - [groans] - Crunch. 773 00:33:17,497 --> 00:33:18,832 - Here. - [Bleacher] Wonka. 774 00:33:18,832 --> 00:33:20,300 - [Tiddles growls] - [Mrs. Scrubitt] Bleacher! 775 00:33:20,300 --> 00:33:23,236 Toilet’s blocked again. - [groans] 776 00:33:23,236 --> 00:33:23,903 Oh, wow. 777 00:33:23,903 --> 00:33:26,873 The unmistakable sound of love. 778 00:33:26,940 --> 00:33:28,141 You what? 779 00:33:28,141 --> 00:33:30,310 Don’t tell me you hadn’t noticed. 780 00:33:30,310 --> 00:33:31,770 What? 781 00:33:31,770 --> 00:33:33,460 She’s madly in love with you. 782 00:33:33,460 --> 00:33:34,848 Mrs. Scrubitt? 783 00:33:34,848 --> 00:33:35,949 [Willy] Besotted. 784 00:33:35,949 --> 00:33:38,218 And why not? Look at you. 785 00:33:38,218 --> 00:33:39,185 Fine figure of a man. 786 00:33:39,185 --> 00:33:41,821 You just need to tidy yourself up a little bit. 787 00:33:41,821 --> 00:33:43,523 Get some new clothes. 788 00:33:43,523 --> 00:33:45,325 Have a bath. 789 00:33:45,325 --> 00:33:45,992 A bath? 790 00:33:45,992 --> 00:33:49,129 You do know what they say, right? 791 00:33:49,863 --> 00:33:50,563 What do they say? 792 00:33:50,563 --> 00:33:52,365 She’ll be thankful for an ankle. 793 00:33:52,365 --> 00:33:55,100 - Yes. - And pleased to see your knees. 794 00:33:55,100 --> 00:33:56,102 - Right. - But if you wanna 795 00:33:56,102 --> 00:33:58,238 make her sigh... - Tell me. 796 00:33:58,238 --> 00:34:00,507 Show her some thigh. 797 00:34:00,507 --> 00:34:01,841 [chuckling] 798 00:34:01,841 --> 00:34:02,876 [Mrs. Scrubitt] Bleacher! 799 00:34:02,876 --> 00:34:04,244 It’s overflowing now. - [water flowing] 800 00:34:04,244 --> 00:34:06,146 Get in there. Back to work. - All right. 801 00:34:06,146 --> 00:34:07,547 [Mrs. Scrubitt] It’s up to me ankles! 802 00:34:07,547 --> 00:34:09,449 [Tiddles barks] - Time-waster. 803 00:34:09,449 --> 00:34:11,151 [door closes] - Bleacher! 804 00:34:11,151 --> 00:34:14,187 Curse that idle peasant. 805 00:34:22,529 --> 00:34:24,464 What you got there? - [gasps] 806 00:34:24,464 --> 00:34:26,199 Nothing. 807 00:34:26,266 --> 00:34:29,169 Do you like that coop, Noodle? 808 00:34:29,169 --> 00:34:29,936 All right. 809 00:34:29,936 --> 00:34:33,273 I was collecting laundry from Professor Monocle the other day. 810 00:34:33,273 --> 00:34:33,973 Yeah. 811 00:34:33,973 --> 00:34:36,509 He’s writing a book about the Bavarian Royal Family. 812 00:34:36,509 --> 00:34:37,177 Boring. 813 00:34:37,177 --> 00:34:39,913 He’s got sketches of noblemen all over his wall. 814 00:34:39,913 --> 00:34:40,380 So? 815 00:34:40,380 --> 00:34:43,249 This one looked rather familiar. 816 00:34:44,617 --> 00:34:45,285 Oh. 817 00:34:45,285 --> 00:34:47,921 Blow me. That looks exactly like... 818 00:34:47,921 --> 00:34:49,255 Mr. Bleacher. 819 00:34:49,255 --> 00:34:53,526 Are you telling me Bleacher is a Bavarian aristocrat? 820 00:34:53,526 --> 00:34:55,328 - Uh-huh. - [scoffs] 821 00:34:55,328 --> 00:34:57,297 Go and get my gin. 822 00:34:58,365 --> 00:35:00,133 ♪ First, You pick up the apparel ♪ 823 00:35:00,133 --> 00:35:02,902 ♪ Then you stick it In a barrel ♪ 824 00:35:02,902 --> 00:35:04,637 ♪ Scrub, scrub ♪ 825 00:35:06,720 --> 00:35:07,640 ♪ Then you put it Through the mangle ♪ 826 00:35:07,640 --> 00:35:10,176 [straining] ♪ Making sure You don’t get strangled ♪ 827 00:35:10,176 --> 00:35:13,213 ♪ Scrub, scrub ♪ - [yelps] 828 00:35:13,513 --> 00:35:14,214 Whoa! 829 00:35:14,214 --> 00:35:15,915 ♪ Oh, Tiddles, Here’s your chance ♪ 830 00:35:15,915 --> 00:35:18,184 - [woofs] - ♪ To chew my mailman pants! ♪ 831 00:35:18,184 --> 00:35:19,919 [barks rhythmically] 832 00:35:19,919 --> 00:35:21,421 [panting] 833 00:35:21,421 --> 00:35:23,189 ♪ Something must be going on ♪ 834 00:35:23,189 --> 00:35:25,625 ♪ ’Cause we never Change our song ♪ 835 00:35:25,625 --> 00:35:27,427 ♪ Scrub, scrub ♪ 836 00:35:27,427 --> 00:35:30,964 Oh, so you finally managed to drag your lazy... 837 00:35:30,964 --> 00:35:33,133 [romantic music plays] 838 00:35:35,168 --> 00:35:37,671 Have you done something with your hair? 839 00:35:38,380 --> 00:35:39,172 Maybe. 840 00:35:39,172 --> 00:35:40,407 Maybe not. 841 00:35:40,674 --> 00:35:41,941 Where’d you get them dungarees? 842 00:35:41,941 --> 00:35:45,211 - [door opens] - [Bleacher] Lost property. 843 00:35:45,378 --> 00:35:46,780 Why, 844 00:35:47,213 --> 00:35:47,814 do they suit me? 845 00:35:47,981 --> 00:35:50,150 Not bad, I suppose. 846 00:35:51,151 --> 00:35:52,952 What’re you doing all the way over there? 847 00:35:52,952 --> 00:35:55,221 - [fire crackling] - Keeping my knees warm. 848 00:35:55,221 --> 00:35:56,990 Well, why don’t you come over here 849 00:35:56,990 --> 00:35:58,892 and have a glass o’ gin? 850 00:35:58,892 --> 00:36:01,161 Why don’t you come over here, 851 00:36:01,161 --> 00:36:02,896 where it’s all hot? 852 00:36:02,896 --> 00:36:05,365 [screams] Whoa! 853 00:36:05,365 --> 00:36:08,501 [exclaims] Oh! Oh, my Lord. - [both chuckle] 854 00:36:08,501 --> 00:36:09,736 [whimsical music resumes] 855 00:36:09,736 --> 00:36:11,371 [Willy] Ladies and gentlemen, may I present to you 856 00:36:11,371 --> 00:36:13,390 a brand-new contraption of my creation, 857 00:36:13,390 --> 00:36:15,408 an innovation in laundrification. 858 00:36:15,408 --> 00:36:16,443 ♪ Scrub, scrub ♪ 859 00:36:16,443 --> 00:36:19,120 Let me ask you a question, how does Tiddles wanna spend all his time? 860 00:36:19,120 --> 00:36:20,347 Chasing after mailmen. - [Tiddles barks] 861 00:36:20,347 --> 00:36:23,316 And what do I have to do all day, fellow scrubbers, please? 862 00:36:23,316 --> 00:36:24,250 ♪ Scrub, scrub ♪ 863 00:36:24,250 --> 00:36:27,153 But now, with Willy Wonka’s Wild and Wonderful Wishy-washy Wonka Walker, 864 00:36:27,153 --> 00:36:28,421 please don’t make me say that again, 865 00:36:28,421 --> 00:36:30,824 Tiddles gets to run and I can have fun. 866 00:36:30,824 --> 00:36:31,925 ♪ Scrub, scrub ♪ 867 00:36:31,925 --> 00:36:33,793 Just popping out for a bit. 868 00:36:33,793 --> 00:36:35,895 I’ll be back before roll call. 869 00:36:35,895 --> 00:36:37,931 Until then, Tiddles has agreed to... 870 00:36:37,931 --> 00:36:41,000 - ♪ Scrub, scrub ♪ - [whimsical music continues] 871 00:36:41,000 --> 00:36:44,104 So, tell me all about Bavaria. 872 00:36:44,104 --> 00:36:45,772 - Where? - Where you’re from. 873 00:36:45,772 --> 00:36:48,410 Oh, yes. It’s very... - [bell dings] 874 00:36:48,410 --> 00:36:51,110 - ...Bavarian. - [Mrs. Scrubitt] Oh, whoo. 875 00:36:51,110 --> 00:36:52,545 [music ends] 876 00:36:56,416 --> 00:36:57,884 All clear. 877 00:36:57,884 --> 00:36:59,185 Really? - Yeah. 878 00:36:59,185 --> 00:37:01,321 We did it! Well done, Noodle. 879 00:37:01,321 --> 00:37:02,355 I can’t believe it worked. 880 00:37:02,355 --> 00:37:04,491 Wait till you see how much chocolate I made last night. 881 00:37:04,491 --> 00:37:07,794 We sell this, and we’re gonna be... 882 00:37:08,395 --> 00:37:09,562 Oh, no. 883 00:37:09,562 --> 00:37:11,231 What’s going on, Willy? 884 00:37:11,231 --> 00:37:12,650 Not again. 885 00:37:12,650 --> 00:37:13,990 Where are the chocolates? 886 00:37:13,990 --> 00:37:16,202 I don’t know how to tell you this, Noodle, but... 887 00:37:16,202 --> 00:37:17,570 they’ve been stolen. 888 00:37:17,570 --> 00:37:19,305 - Stolen? - Mm-hmm. 889 00:37:19,305 --> 00:37:20,373 Who by? 890 00:37:20,373 --> 00:37:23,176 The Little Orange Man. 891 00:37:23,176 --> 00:37:23,877 What? 892 00:37:23,877 --> 00:37:26,312 The Little Orange Man. I didn’t tell you about him? 893 00:37:26,312 --> 00:37:27,847 No, ya didn’t. 894 00:37:27,847 --> 00:37:29,949 He’s my nemesis. About yea high. 895 00:37:29,949 --> 00:37:31,217 Comes in the dead of the night, 896 00:37:31,217 --> 00:37:32,485 and he steals all my chocolate. 897 00:37:32,485 --> 00:37:36,456 Been happening every few weeks for the past three, four years now. 898 00:37:36,456 --> 00:37:37,257 Really? 899 00:37:37,257 --> 00:37:38,191 Sometimes I spy him 900 00:37:38,191 --> 00:37:40,393 in that strange realm ’twixt sleep and wake, 901 00:37:40,393 --> 00:37:42,595 green hair glinting in the moonlight. 902 00:37:42,595 --> 00:37:43,496 Green hair? 903 00:37:43,496 --> 00:37:45,231 One day I shall catch him, Noodle. 904 00:37:45,231 --> 00:37:46,433 - Willy. - When I do... 905 00:37:46,433 --> 00:37:47,333 Willy! - Hmm? 906 00:37:47,333 --> 00:37:49,502 You don’t seriously expect me to believe this, do you? 907 00:37:49,502 --> 00:37:52,572 Of course I do. What other explanation is there? 908 00:37:52,572 --> 00:37:53,406 I don’t know, 909 00:37:53,406 --> 00:37:54,974 that you go to sleep... - Mm-hmm. 910 00:37:54,974 --> 00:37:56,309 ...dream ’bout Little Green Man... 911 00:37:56,309 --> 00:37:57,444 Orange man, green hair. Yeah. 912 00:37:57,444 --> 00:37:58,845 ...and while you’re dreaming, 913 00:37:58,845 --> 00:38:00,980 stuff your face with chocolate! 914 00:38:00,980 --> 00:38:02,882 Stuff my... 915 00:38:02,949 --> 00:38:04,170 That makes a lot more sense. 916 00:38:04,170 --> 00:38:05,251 Why’d I ever think this would work? 917 00:38:05,251 --> 00:38:06,886 [Willy] I’ve been eating all my own chocolate? 918 00:38:06,886 --> 00:38:08,421 - Stupid Silver Linings. - I don’t think I have been. 919 00:38:08,421 --> 00:38:09,890 Hey! 920 00:38:09,890 --> 00:38:10,523 There’s nothing stupid about my chocolate. 921 00:38:10,523 --> 00:38:13,260 [sighs] If Mrs. Scrubitt had spotted us, 922 00:38:13,260 --> 00:38:14,894 I’d be in the coop right now. 923 00:38:14,894 --> 00:38:16,620 Look, I’m sorry, okay? 924 00:38:16,620 --> 00:38:17,630 But we can make more chocolate. 925 00:38:17,630 --> 00:38:20,266 Only problem is I’m all out of milk. 926 00:38:20,266 --> 00:38:23,103 Well, that’s not a problem. 927 00:38:23,169 --> 00:38:25,138 [sighs] Milk. 928 00:38:25,138 --> 00:38:27,440 A, that is stealing. 929 00:38:27,440 --> 00:38:28,141 And C, 930 00:38:28,141 --> 00:38:30,477 Willy Wonka does not use any old cow’s milk. 931 00:38:30,477 --> 00:38:31,578 For this particular creation, 932 00:38:31,578 --> 00:38:34,481 I require the milk of a giraffe. 933 00:38:34,481 --> 00:38:35,548 Okay... fine. 934 00:38:35,548 --> 00:38:38,251 As a matter of fact, there’s one at the zoo. 935 00:38:38,251 --> 00:38:39,190 Bingala! 936 00:38:39,190 --> 00:38:41,621 But A, the zoo is not that way. 937 00:38:41,621 --> 00:38:42,889 Great. 938 00:38:42,889 --> 00:38:43,390 And B, 939 00:38:43,390 --> 00:38:46,326 they’re not gonna let you just walk in there and milk it. 940 00:38:46,326 --> 00:38:50,196 Mm. That, my dear Noodle, is why we’re very lucky 941 00:38:50,196 --> 00:38:54,167 the Little Orange Man didn’t find this. 942 00:38:58,238 --> 00:38:59,390 What is it? 943 00:38:59,390 --> 00:39:00,140 [Noodle] From Zoo Management. 944 00:39:00,140 --> 00:39:03,510 In recognition of your years of service. 945 00:39:03,510 --> 00:39:06,279 But I’ve only been here a year. 946 00:39:06,346 --> 00:39:10,950 Which is why there’s only one chocolate. 947 00:39:11,317 --> 00:39:12,252 Huh. 948 00:39:12,252 --> 00:39:13,453 Well, thank you very much. 949 00:39:13,453 --> 00:39:16,423 [Noodle] You’re welcome. Good night! 950 00:39:17,570 --> 00:39:18,525 [whispers] Hey, well done, Noodle. 951 00:39:18,525 --> 00:39:20,493 So, what is it really? 952 00:39:20,493 --> 00:39:21,961 It’s called A Big Night Out. 953 00:39:21,961 --> 00:39:23,430 A single chocolate that perfectly mimics 954 00:39:23,430 --> 00:39:25,298 a night on the town. - [guard] Mmm. 955 00:39:25,298 --> 00:39:28,168 The outer layer, a champagne truffle. 956 00:39:28,168 --> 00:39:29,169 [guard] That’s lovely. 957 00:39:29,169 --> 00:39:31,370 [Willy] The next is white wine. 958 00:39:31,370 --> 00:39:32,105 [guard] Mmm. [grunts] 959 00:39:32,105 --> 00:39:33,106 [Willy] Followed by red. 960 00:39:33,106 --> 00:39:34,307 [guard] Now we are talking! 961 00:39:34,307 --> 00:39:36,420 [Willy] That’s when the singing and dancing starts. 962 00:39:36,420 --> 00:39:38,478 [guard singing] ♪ We’re gonna Have a party tonight!♪ 963 00:39:38,478 --> 00:39:41,948 It’s when he hits the layer o’ whiskey fudge he’ll get emotional. 964 00:39:41,948 --> 00:39:44,718 [guard sobbing] She was the only woman I ever loved! 965 00:39:44,718 --> 00:39:47,153 He might do something reckless. 966 00:39:47,153 --> 00:39:48,288 [guard] I’ll give her a call. 967 00:39:48,288 --> 00:39:51,910 What harm could it do? [clears throat] 968 00:39:51,910 --> 00:39:52,625 Hello, Gwennie? It’s Basil. 969 00:39:52,625 --> 00:39:55,528 I just wanted to say, I’ve always loved you. 970 00:39:55,528 --> 00:39:58,640 I love you so much. What? 971 00:39:58,640 --> 00:39:58,965 It’s Basil Bond. 972 00:39:58,965 --> 00:40:00,633 We sat together in chemistry at school. 973 00:40:00,633 --> 00:40:01,701 No, no, don’t hang up! 974 00:40:01,701 --> 00:40:05,405 Finally, some old port from the back of the cupboard, and... 975 00:40:05,405 --> 00:40:08,174 [guard groans, snores] 976 00:40:08,174 --> 00:40:09,109 [Willy] Hmm. 977 00:40:09,109 --> 00:40:11,211 [smacks lips] Let’s go. 978 00:40:11,211 --> 00:40:13,146 Noodle, let’s go. 979 00:40:13,446 --> 00:40:14,314 [flamingo honks] 980 00:40:14,314 --> 00:40:15,582 [Noodle] Why don’t they fly away? 981 00:40:15,582 --> 00:40:19,520 [Willy] I don’t know. Perhaps they haven’t thought of it. 982 00:40:19,520 --> 00:40:21,354 [Noodle] You’re kidding? [Willy] No, I’m serious. 983 00:40:21,354 --> 00:40:22,689 That’s the thing about flamingos. 984 00:40:22,689 --> 00:40:25,358 They need someone to show ’em the way. 985 00:40:25,358 --> 00:40:27,127 [Noodle] Huh. 986 00:40:29,262 --> 00:40:30,363 [animal moans] 987 00:40:30,363 --> 00:40:32,365 [Willy, softly] Giraffe. 988 00:40:32,499 --> 00:40:36,403 Giraffe. Giraffe. 989 00:40:37,370 --> 00:40:39,439 Ah! Giraffe. 990 00:40:40,306 --> 00:40:43,410 - [growling] - [screams] 991 00:40:43,543 --> 00:40:44,344 [door bangs] 992 00:40:44,344 --> 00:40:47,130 You have got to learn how to read. 993 00:40:47,130 --> 00:40:47,580 Why? 994 00:40:47,580 --> 00:40:49,149 You were nearly eaten by a tiger. 995 00:40:49,149 --> 00:40:50,483 "Nearly" is the key word there, Noodle. 996 00:40:50,483 --> 00:40:52,285 I’ve nearly been eaten by a lot of things, 997 00:40:52,285 --> 00:40:55,155 and none of them got more than a nibble. 998 00:40:55,155 --> 00:40:56,623 [groans] 999 00:40:56,623 --> 00:40:57,624 Giraffe. 1000 00:40:57,624 --> 00:41:00,930 Okay, I’ll learn how to read. 1001 00:41:00,260 --> 00:41:02,262 [door creaks] 1002 00:41:17,243 --> 00:41:18,645 [gasps] 1003 00:41:18,712 --> 00:41:22,716 [Willy] Good evening, Miss, um... 1004 00:41:22,716 --> 00:41:25,850 [Noodle] Abigail. - [Willy] Abigail. 1005 00:41:25,850 --> 00:41:25,719 [Abigail snorts] 1006 00:41:25,719 --> 00:41:27,487 [Willy] Whoa! Easy, now. 1007 00:41:27,487 --> 00:41:29,656 I brought acacia mints. 1008 00:41:29,789 --> 00:41:32,392 [sniffing] 1009 00:41:35,795 --> 00:41:36,563 Oh. 1010 00:41:36,563 --> 00:41:39,599 Giraffes are just crazy about my acacia mints. 1011 00:41:39,599 --> 00:41:41,234 Love ’em more than anything else. 1012 00:41:41,234 --> 00:41:44,471 Except being scratched under the chin, you see? 1013 00:41:45,271 --> 00:41:46,720 [snuffling] 1014 00:41:46,720 --> 00:41:48,141 [Willy] You wanna give it a go, Noodle? 1015 00:41:48,141 --> 00:41:49,409 [Noodle] Me? 1016 00:41:49,409 --> 00:41:51,611 [Willy] Yeah. Why not? 1017 00:41:52,512 --> 00:41:54,414 [Noodle] Okay. 1018 00:41:56,416 --> 00:41:58,785 [both chuckling] 1019 00:41:58,785 --> 00:41:59,819 - Ugh! - [Willy] Oh! 1020 00:41:59,819 --> 00:42:03,256 [Willy chuckles] Think she likes you. 1021 00:42:03,857 --> 00:42:05,191 Miss Abigail, 1022 00:42:05,191 --> 00:42:07,660 if my colleague here gives you a good scratch, 1023 00:42:07,660 --> 00:42:09,662 do you think you could possibly spare us 1024 00:42:09,662 --> 00:42:12,980 a pint or two of your milk? 1025 00:42:15,668 --> 00:42:18,505 [Noodle] So, have you done this before? 1026 00:42:18,505 --> 00:42:21,441 [Willy] Once. In Africa. - [milk squirting] 1027 00:42:21,441 --> 00:42:23,209 Magnificent beast. 1028 00:42:23,209 --> 00:42:25,779 [Noodle] Was she wild? [Willy] Wild? 1029 00:42:25,779 --> 00:42:28,248 She was absolutely furious. 1030 00:42:28,248 --> 00:42:29,816 You sure can be silly, Willy. 1031 00:42:29,816 --> 00:42:32,852 I suppose that’s true-dle, Noodle. 1032 00:42:32,852 --> 00:42:34,287 True-dle? 1033 00:42:34,287 --> 00:42:35,789 That doesn’t work, does it? 1034 00:42:35,789 --> 00:42:37,323 Nothing rhymes with Noodle. 1035 00:42:37,323 --> 00:42:40,360 Where’d you get that name, anyway? 1036 00:42:40,360 --> 00:42:41,861 Doesn’t matter. 1037 00:42:42,262 --> 00:42:43,763 No, go on. 1038 00:42:46,132 --> 00:42:47,634 [Noodle] This. 1039 00:42:48,134 --> 00:42:50,904 It’s all I have of my real parents. See? 1040 00:42:50,904 --> 00:42:55,709 "N" for Noodle. Or Nora, or Nina, 1041 00:42:55,909 --> 00:42:57,777 or nothing at all. 1042 00:42:57,777 --> 00:42:59,312 Can’t you trace the owner? 1043 00:42:59,312 --> 00:43:01,581 You don’t think I’ve tried? 1044 00:43:01,881 --> 00:43:03,416 When I was a kid, 1045 00:43:03,416 --> 00:43:06,186 I always hoped that I’d find my parents. 1046 00:43:06,186 --> 00:43:10,223 And they’d live in this beautiful old building full of books. 1047 00:43:10,223 --> 00:43:14,728 My mom, she’d be waiting there for me at the door, 1048 00:43:14,728 --> 00:43:15,762 and I’d run into her arms. 1049 00:43:15,762 --> 00:43:20,467 She’d give me this big hug like she’d never let me go. 1050 00:43:21,501 --> 00:43:25,405 But then I realized it was just a stupid dream. 1051 00:43:26,306 --> 00:43:26,806 [tuts] 1052 00:43:26,806 --> 00:43:29,442 There’s nothing stupid about that. 1053 00:43:29,442 --> 00:43:30,410 [Noodle] Isn’t there? 1054 00:43:30,410 --> 00:43:33,480 [Willy] I know things haven’t been easy for you, Noodle. 1055 00:43:33,480 --> 00:43:34,581 But they’re gonna get better. 1056 00:43:34,581 --> 00:43:38,585 I’m not gonna let you rot in that Wash House forever. 1057 00:43:38,585 --> 00:43:39,586 You promise? 1058 00:43:39,586 --> 00:43:42,322 I can do better than that. 1059 00:43:42,789 --> 00:43:43,757 I pinkie promise. 1060 00:43:43,757 --> 00:43:46,760 And that’s the most solemn vow there is. 1061 00:43:46,760 --> 00:43:48,461 [chuckles softly] 1062 00:43:49,729 --> 00:43:50,563 Get scratchin’. 1063 00:43:50,563 --> 00:43:54,768 We don’t have long until that guard comes to-dle, Noodle. 1064 00:43:54,768 --> 00:43:58,538 - To-dle! - It’s not even a word! 1065 00:43:58,605 --> 00:43:59,339 Oh. 1066 00:43:59,339 --> 00:44:01,508 I’m gonna keep working on it. 1067 00:44:01,508 --> 00:44:03,243 [chuckles] 1068 00:44:03,376 --> 00:44:05,912 - ♪ For a moment ♪ - [gentle music plays] 1069 00:44:05,912 --> 00:44:11,851 ♪ Life doesn’t seem quite So bad ♪ 1070 00:44:13,253 --> 00:44:15,955 ♪ For a moment ♪ 1071 00:44:15,955 --> 00:44:21,561 ♪ I kinda forgot to be sad ♪ 1072 00:44:21,828 --> 00:44:22,595 [chuckles] 1073 00:44:22,595 --> 00:44:27,534 ♪ He turns night to day ♪ 1074 00:44:27,667 --> 00:44:32,472 ♪ But don’t get carried away ♪ 1075 00:44:32,472 --> 00:44:34,441 ♪ Never let down your guard ♪ 1076 00:44:34,441 --> 00:44:39,946 ♪ Let them into your heart For a moment ♪ 1077 00:44:41,414 --> 00:44:43,783 ♪ Not for a moment ♪ 1078 00:44:43,783 --> 00:44:46,820 [Willy] I got it, Noodle! Listen to this. 1079 00:44:46,820 --> 00:44:52,258 ♪ Noodle, Noodle, Apple strudel ♪ 1080 00:44:52,258 --> 00:44:53,893 ♪ Some people don’t ♪ 1081 00:44:53,893 --> 00:44:55,829 ♪ And some people doodle ♪ 1082 00:44:55,829 --> 00:45:00,867 ♪ Snakes, flamingos, Bears, and poodles ♪ 1083 00:45:00,867 --> 00:45:05,872 ♪ Singing this song Will improve your moodle ♪ 1084 00:45:05,872 --> 00:45:09,275 - [laughing] - ♪ Noodle-dee-dee ♪ 1085 00:45:09,275 --> 00:45:10,477 ♪ Noodle-dee-dum ♪ 1086 00:45:10,477 --> 00:45:11,511 [Noodle] Willy! [chuckles] 1087 00:45:11,511 --> 00:45:13,546 ♪ We’re having oodles ♪ - [laughing] 1088 00:45:13,546 --> 00:45:16,916 ♪ And oodles of fun ♪ 1089 00:45:16,916 --> 00:45:17,851 [both] Thanks, Abigail! 1090 00:45:17,851 --> 00:45:20,687 - ♪ For a moment ♪ - ♪ Noodle, Noodle, Apple strudel ♪ 1091 00:45:20,687 --> 00:45:22,889 ♪ My life has turned Upside down ♪ 1092 00:45:22,889 --> 00:45:26,459 ♪ Some people don’t And some people doodle ♪ 1093 00:45:26,459 --> 00:45:29,596 - ♪ For a moment ♪ - ♪ Snakes, flamingos ♪ 1094 00:45:29,596 --> 00:45:32,399 - ♪ Bears and poodles ♪ - ♪ I can’t keep my feet ♪ 1095 00:45:32,399 --> 00:45:33,366 ♪ On the ground ♪ 1096 00:45:33,366 --> 00:45:36,360 ♪ Singing this song Will improve your moodle ♪ 1097 00:45:36,360 --> 00:45:40,507 ♪ He’s the one good thing ♪ - ♪ Noodle-dee-dee ♪ 1098 00:45:40,507 --> 00:45:41,541 ♪ Noodle-dee-dum ♪ 1099 00:45:41,541 --> 00:45:45,110 ♪ That’s ever happened to me ♪ - ♪ We’re having oodles ♪ 1100 00:45:45,110 --> 00:45:47,781 ♪ And oodles of fun ♪ 1101 00:45:47,781 --> 00:45:50,160 [instrumental interlude] 1102 00:46:27,821 --> 00:46:28,655 [officer] Chief, 1103 00:46:28,655 --> 00:46:30,990 you know that fella you wanted a word with? 1104 00:46:30,990 --> 00:46:33,927 [gentle music continues] 1105 00:46:37,697 --> 00:46:40,330 [Noodle] ♪ For a moment ♪ 1106 00:46:40,330 --> 00:46:45,705 ♪ Life doesn’t seem Quite so bad ♪ 1107 00:46:46,706 --> 00:46:49,442 ♪ And for a moment ♪ 1108 00:46:49,442 --> 00:46:55,480 ♪ I kinda forgot to be sad ♪ - [music fades out] 1109 00:46:55,480 --> 00:46:57,784 - [siren ringing] - [vehicle approaching] 1110 00:46:57,784 --> 00:47:01,788 [chief] Mr. Wonka! A word in private, if I may. 1111 00:47:01,788 --> 00:47:02,856 Certainly, Officer. 1112 00:47:02,856 --> 00:47:05,580 - Be on your way, Affable. - [officer] Are you sure, sir? 1113 00:47:05,580 --> 00:47:07,994 [chief] Oh, yeah. This is between me and Mr. Wonka. 1114 00:47:07,994 --> 00:47:09,562 [Willy] You better get outta here, Noodle. 1115 00:47:09,562 --> 00:47:10,897 - But Willy... - Don’t worry about me. 1116 00:47:10,897 --> 00:47:12,599 I’ve talked my way out of tighter spots than this. 1117 00:47:12,599 --> 00:47:14,734 I’ll meet you back at the cart. 1118 00:47:14,834 --> 00:47:17,504 Now, Officer, if this is about Abigail... 1119 00:47:17,504 --> 00:47:19,439 I got a message for you, pal. 1120 00:47:19,439 --> 00:47:20,140 Whoa! No. 1121 00:47:20,140 --> 00:47:21,740 [muffled screaming] 1122 00:47:21,740 --> 00:47:25,110 Do not sell chocolate in this town! 1123 00:47:25,110 --> 00:47:27,714 - [gasping] - You got it? 1124 00:47:28,415 --> 00:47:29,449 Not really, I’m afraid. 1125 00:47:29,449 --> 00:47:32,986 Oh, so you got a mouth on you, huh, Candy Man? 1126 00:47:32,986 --> 00:47:33,753 I said... 1127 00:47:33,753 --> 00:47:37,524 - [muffled whimpering] - Don’t sell chocolate! 1128 00:47:37,524 --> 00:47:38,458 [gasps] 1129 00:47:38,458 --> 00:47:40,600 You hear me that time? 1130 00:47:40,600 --> 00:47:42,696 I have water in my ears. 1131 00:47:42,862 --> 00:47:43,697 Oh. 1132 00:47:43,697 --> 00:47:45,532 Yeah, that... You’ve... 1133 00:47:45,532 --> 00:47:47,834 Okay, that makes sense. Yeah. 1134 00:47:47,834 --> 00:47:49,903 Listen, I’m sorry. 1135 00:47:49,903 --> 00:47:51,471 I’m all outta whack. 1136 00:47:51,471 --> 00:47:54,740 Truth is, I don’t wanna be doin’ this. 1137 00:47:54,740 --> 00:47:55,909 I don’t want you to be doing this. 1138 00:47:55,909 --> 00:47:57,711 But I still gotta give ya a message. 1139 00:47:57,711 --> 00:47:59,679 Sell chocolate in this town again, 1140 00:47:59,679 --> 00:48:02,482 you’re gonna get more than a bonk on the head. 1141 00:48:02,482 --> 00:48:04,484 I don’t have a bonk on the head. 1142 00:48:04,484 --> 00:48:06,119 [gasps, sighs] 1143 00:48:06,119 --> 00:48:08,121 What is with me today? I... 1144 00:48:08,121 --> 00:48:10,990 Can you give me just a second? - Sure. 1145 00:48:11,958 --> 00:48:13,226 [Mrs. Scrubitt laughing flirtily] 1146 00:48:13,226 --> 00:48:14,661 [Mrs. Scrubitt] Lord Bleachowitz. 1147 00:48:14,661 --> 00:48:19,499 Mrs. Scrubitt. Your eyes are like two rabbit droppings 1148 00:48:19,499 --> 00:48:20,467 in a couple of bowls 1149 00:48:20,467 --> 00:48:21,601 - of custard. - Oh! [chuckles] 1150 00:48:21,601 --> 00:48:23,570 You really do have a way with words. [laughing] 1151 00:48:23,570 --> 00:48:25,939 [Willy grunts] See you downstairs. 1152 00:48:25,939 --> 00:48:27,774 Geronimo! 1153 00:48:27,774 --> 00:48:29,476 [Abacus] Ah, Mr. Wonka. 1154 00:48:29,476 --> 00:48:30,877 Good of you to join us. - [sighs] 1155 00:48:30,877 --> 00:48:33,546 [pants] Not late, am I? - [Abacus] Well, no. 1156 00:48:33,546 --> 00:48:34,814 Cutting it a bit fine, but... 1157 00:48:34,814 --> 00:48:36,149 Has Tiddles been pulling his weight? 1158 00:48:36,149 --> 00:48:37,717 - [Tiddles barks] - As a matter of fact, 1159 00:48:37,717 --> 00:48:38,852 Tiddles has been a very good boy, 1160 00:48:38,852 --> 00:48:40,854 and productivity is up 30%. - [barks] 1161 00:48:40,854 --> 00:48:42,255 [Larry] We took the afternoon off. 1162 00:48:42,255 --> 00:48:43,990 [Abacus] But that’s not the point. 1163 00:48:43,990 --> 00:48:45,191 This is the point. 1164 00:48:45,191 --> 00:48:46,726 Not now, Larry. - Sorry. 1165 00:48:46,726 --> 00:48:48,495 [Abacus] The point is... 1166 00:48:48,495 --> 00:48:49,229 Where have you been? 1167 00:48:49,229 --> 00:48:52,132 And why do you smell of giraffe? 1168 00:48:52,132 --> 00:48:53,733 Guess I owe you guys an explanation. 1169 00:48:53,733 --> 00:48:55,969 [Lottie] Mm. [Willy] The truth is, 1170 00:48:55,969 --> 00:48:57,103 I’m a chocolate maker. 1171 00:48:57,103 --> 00:49:00,600 Not just any chocolate. The best in the world. 1172 00:49:00,600 --> 00:49:03,643 Ah, well, Noodle’s flattering me, but she’s right. 1173 00:49:03,643 --> 00:49:04,544 They’re exquisite. 1174 00:49:04,544 --> 00:49:07,547 Plan is to sell chocolate and pay off Mrs. Scrubitt. 1175 00:49:07,547 --> 00:49:10,183 At least, that was the plan, until... 1176 00:49:10,183 --> 00:49:11,840 Oh, let me guess. 1177 00:49:11,840 --> 00:49:14,954 You had a little run-in with the Chief of Police? 1178 00:49:14,954 --> 00:49:15,955 How do you know that? 1179 00:49:15,955 --> 00:49:19,292 Because I was Slugworth’s accountant. 1180 00:49:19,292 --> 00:49:20,694 For a week, at least. 1181 00:49:20,694 --> 00:49:22,295 His regular bookkeeper was off sick. 1182 00:49:22,295 --> 00:49:24,970 - Station, please. - [Abacus] And I was called 1183 00:49:24,970 --> 00:49:27,330 halfway across the country to take his place. 1184 00:49:27,330 --> 00:49:28,768 Good evening, Mr. Slugworth. 1185 00:49:28,768 --> 00:49:31,771 I just need your signature on... 1186 00:49:31,771 --> 00:49:34,207 Seemed a straightforward job. 1187 00:49:34,207 --> 00:49:35,750 Oh. 1188 00:49:35,750 --> 00:49:36,976 Until I realized 1189 00:49:36,976 --> 00:49:39,679 there were two sets of books. 1190 00:49:39,679 --> 00:49:41,715 One for the authorities, 1191 00:49:41,715 --> 00:49:44,317 and one which told the truth. 1192 00:49:44,317 --> 00:49:48,188 Slugworth, Fickelgruber, and Prodnose 1193 00:49:48,188 --> 00:49:50,560 have been in cahoots for years. 1194 00:49:50,560 --> 00:49:52,826 A sort of chocolate cartel, if you will. 1195 00:49:52,826 --> 00:49:55,280 They’ve been watering down their chocolate 1196 00:49:55,280 --> 00:49:58,164 and storing the excess in a secret vault 1197 00:49:58,164 --> 00:49:59,733 deep beneath the cathedral, 1198 00:49:59,733 --> 00:50:03,300 guarded round the clock by a corrupt cleric 1199 00:50:03,300 --> 00:50:06,673 and 500 chocoholic monks. 1200 00:50:06,673 --> 00:50:10,777 The only way in is down a secret elevator, and past 1201 00:50:10,777 --> 00:50:13,146 the Mistress of the Keys. - [elevator dings] 1202 00:50:13,146 --> 00:50:15,181 A subterranean sentinel... - [grunting] 1203 00:50:15,181 --> 00:50:17,584 ...who hasn’t seen sunlight in years. 1204 00:50:17,584 --> 00:50:18,985 [mistress of the keys] Good evening. 1205 00:50:18,985 --> 00:50:20,820 [Abacus] There’s thousands of gallons of chocolate 1206 00:50:20,820 --> 00:50:24,190 down there, and the Cartel use it to bribe, 1207 00:50:24,190 --> 00:50:26,893 blackmail, and bludgeon the competition. 1208 00:50:26,893 --> 00:50:29,596 [Slugworth] I do not care that they were school children... - [gasps] 1209 00:50:29,596 --> 00:50:32,999 ...they were in our way. Next time, put your foot down. 1210 00:50:32,999 --> 00:50:33,833 Miss Bon-Bon? 1211 00:50:33,833 --> 00:50:35,268 [Miss Bon-Bon] Good morning, Mr. Slugworth. 1212 00:50:35,268 --> 00:50:38,338 From now on, I’ll be keeping the ledger in the vault. 1213 00:50:38,338 --> 00:50:40,640 [Miss Bon-Bon] Very good, sir. 1214 00:50:41,274 --> 00:50:43,176 Oh, and Mr. Crunch? 1215 00:50:44,377 --> 00:50:45,278 Yes? 1216 00:50:45,278 --> 00:50:47,313 You’re fired. 1217 00:50:48,915 --> 00:50:50,650 Very good, sir. 1218 00:50:51,840 --> 00:50:52,652 [Abacus] I’m sorry, Mr. Wonka, 1219 00:50:52,652 --> 00:50:55,722 but they’ve got you right where they want you. 1220 00:50:55,722 --> 00:50:58,391 You can’t get a shop without selling chocolate, 1221 00:50:58,391 --> 00:51:02,829 and you can’t sell chocolate without a shop. 1222 00:51:02,829 --> 00:51:05,632 - [dog barking] - [wind whistling] 1223 00:51:05,632 --> 00:51:07,233 [Willy, softly] Hey, Noodle! 1224 00:51:07,233 --> 00:51:09,200 Noodle! Psst! 1225 00:51:09,200 --> 00:51:10,236 [switch clicks] 1226 00:51:10,236 --> 00:51:11,805 [Noodle] What is it, Willy? 1227 00:51:11,805 --> 00:51:13,730 Watch out. 1228 00:51:13,730 --> 00:51:14,374 Whoa! 1229 00:51:19,412 --> 00:51:20,380 What’s this for? 1230 00:51:20,380 --> 00:51:24,351 Your wages. A lifetime supply, remember? 1231 00:51:24,351 --> 00:51:25,819 You didn’t have to do that. 1232 00:51:25,819 --> 00:51:29,656 Of course I did. I gave you my word. 1233 00:51:29,789 --> 00:51:31,910 Well, thanks. 1234 00:51:31,910 --> 00:51:35,610 I’ve got something for you, too. - For me? 1235 00:51:40,400 --> 00:51:41,201 What’s this? 1236 00:51:41,201 --> 00:51:44,270 Glass half full? - Other way up. 1237 00:51:44,270 --> 00:51:45,739 [Willy] Glass half empty. 1238 00:51:45,739 --> 00:51:48,274 It’s an "A." Your first letter. 1239 00:51:48,274 --> 00:51:50,744 I’m teaching you to read. 1240 00:51:50,744 --> 00:51:51,344 Oh, Noodle. 1241 00:51:51,344 --> 00:51:54,447 Well, I can’t have my business partner eaten by a tiger. 1242 00:51:54,447 --> 00:51:56,182 Or nearly eaten. 1243 00:51:56,182 --> 00:51:57,150 So we’re still partners? 1244 00:51:57,150 --> 00:51:59,419 Sure, but I don’t know how we’re gonna sell any chocolate. 1245 00:51:59,419 --> 00:52:04,900 Every time the police show up, you’d have to vanish into thin air. 1246 00:52:04,900 --> 00:52:05,291 Like a magician. 1247 00:52:05,291 --> 00:52:06,126 [gasps] Right! 1248 00:52:06,126 --> 00:52:08,128 Yeah, but it’s one thing when you’re onstage. 1249 00:52:08,128 --> 00:52:10,997 You have ropes and pulleys and trapdoors. 1250 00:52:10,997 --> 00:52:12,265 There’s none of those on the street. 1251 00:52:12,265 --> 00:52:14,267 [Piper] As a matter of fact, there are. 1252 00:52:14,267 --> 00:52:16,870 There are trapdoors all over the city. 1253 00:52:16,870 --> 00:52:18,371 They’re called storm drains. 1254 00:52:18,371 --> 00:52:19,873 I’d be happy to show you around 1255 00:52:19,873 --> 00:52:21,410 if you cut me in on the action. 1256 00:52:21,410 --> 00:52:22,876 - [switch clicks] - [Larry] If you’re recruiting, 1257 00:52:22,876 --> 00:52:24,778 I’d do anything to get out of here 1258 00:52:24,778 --> 00:52:25,812 and make up with my wife. 1259 00:52:25,812 --> 00:52:28,248 I don’t have any practical skills, but, 1260 00:52:28,248 --> 00:52:30,917 [gurgling] I can talk like I’m under water. 1261 00:52:30,917 --> 00:52:34,220 And if you need someone to handle communications, 1262 00:52:34,220 --> 00:52:35,922 I’m your woman. 1263 00:52:35,922 --> 00:52:37,323 [Willy] Lottie? 1264 00:52:37,323 --> 00:52:39,920 What? Why you all staring at me? 1265 00:52:39,920 --> 00:52:40,860 I did not know she could speak. 1266 00:52:40,860 --> 00:52:43,290 I thought you were a mime. - [Lottie] No, 1267 00:52:43,290 --> 00:52:45,832 I actually used to work at the telephone exchange. 1268 00:52:45,832 --> 00:52:49,436 But back then, I was quite the chatterbox. [chuckles] 1269 00:52:49,436 --> 00:52:51,738 But since I came here, 1270 00:52:51,871 --> 00:52:53,340 I haven’t had much to chat about. 1271 00:52:53,340 --> 00:52:55,308 - [switch clicks] - [Abacus] Far be it from me 1272 00:52:55,308 --> 00:52:57,770 to pour cold water on all your fun, 1273 00:52:57,770 --> 00:52:59,879 but if Mrs. Scrubitt catches you trying to escape, 1274 00:52:59,879 --> 00:53:03,116 you’ll all get six months in the coop. 1275 00:53:03,116 --> 00:53:04,840 So just think about that 1276 00:53:04,840 --> 00:53:07,287 before getting involved in this harebrained scheme. 1277 00:53:07,287 --> 00:53:09,789 But it’s not harebrained, Abacus. 1278 00:53:09,789 --> 00:53:12,492 Willy’s chocolates are incredible. 1279 00:53:12,492 --> 00:53:13,259 Try one. 1280 00:53:13,259 --> 00:53:14,828 [Abacus] That’s very kind of you, Noodle. 1281 00:53:14,828 --> 00:53:18,765 I don’t care how good his chocolates are. 1282 00:53:19,766 --> 00:53:21,835 When do we start? 1283 00:53:21,968 --> 00:53:25,105 [bell dinging melodically] 1284 00:53:31,511 --> 00:53:33,913 [Colin] I guess what I’m trying to say, Barbara, is, um, 1285 00:53:33,913 --> 00:53:37,150 - will you marry me? - [Barbara] Oh. [sighs] 1286 00:53:37,150 --> 00:53:37,951 I dunno, Colin. 1287 00:53:37,951 --> 00:53:39,786 You’re a lovely man, but I’m looking for someone 1288 00:53:39,786 --> 00:53:41,870 to sweep me off my feet. You know, 1289 00:53:41,870 --> 00:53:44,257 whisk me off to a life of adventure. 1290 00:53:44,257 --> 00:53:46,326 Could that be you? 1291 00:53:46,526 --> 00:53:47,560 - No. - Oh. 1292 00:53:47,560 --> 00:53:50,263 Not with my chronic lack of self-confidence. 1293 00:53:50,263 --> 00:53:52,966 Uh, I best be off. - Oh, but Colin... 1294 00:53:52,966 --> 00:53:56,200 Sorry to have wasted your time, Barbara. 1295 00:53:56,200 --> 00:53:57,971 Uh, taxi! 1296 00:53:58,972 --> 00:54:01,700 [sighs heavily] 1297 00:54:02,942 --> 00:54:05,780 [waiter] Uh, monsieur, can I help you? 1298 00:54:05,780 --> 00:54:06,279 Oh, waiter. 1299 00:54:06,279 --> 00:54:09,482 Do you have anything for a broken heart? 1300 00:54:09,482 --> 00:54:11,384 ♪ So the taxis never stop ♪ 1301 00:54:11,384 --> 00:54:13,530 ♪ The girls think You’re a flop ♪ 1302 00:54:13,530 --> 00:54:15,555 ♪ You’re wet and cold, You’re getting old ♪ 1303 00:54:15,555 --> 00:54:17,490 ♪ Your confidence is shot ♪ 1304 00:54:17,490 --> 00:54:18,258 It’s true. 1305 00:54:18,258 --> 00:54:19,526 ♪ When people look at you ♪ 1306 00:54:19,526 --> 00:54:21,361 ♪ They seem to look Straight through ♪ 1307 00:54:21,361 --> 00:54:23,897 ♪ Or like you’re something Brown they found ♪ 1308 00:54:23,897 --> 00:54:26,866 ♪ Upon the bottom Of their shoe ♪ 1309 00:54:26,866 --> 00:54:27,934 Have you been following me? 1310 00:54:27,934 --> 00:54:31,171 ♪ But this should lift The gloom My Giraffe Milk Macaroon ♪ 1311 00:54:31,171 --> 00:54:34,107 ♪ Just take a chance And you’ll be dancing ♪ 1312 00:54:34,107 --> 00:54:35,241 ♪ To a different tune ♪ 1313 00:54:35,241 --> 00:54:39,579 ♪ Goodbye to feeling small And frightened of it all ♪ 1314 00:54:39,579 --> 00:54:41,140 ♪ Just eat a few of these ♪ 1315 00:54:41,140 --> 00:54:45,510 ♪ And you’ll be feeling ten feet tall ♪ 1316 00:54:45,510 --> 00:54:46,190 [music pauses] 1317 00:54:46,190 --> 00:54:47,987 ♪ Well, there’s ♪ 1318 00:54:47,987 --> 00:54:49,889 - ♪ Chocolate ♪ - [cheerful music plays] 1319 00:54:49,889 --> 00:54:50,990 ♪ And there’s chocolate ♪ 1320 00:54:50,990 --> 00:54:54,561 ♪ Only Wonka’s makes Your confidence skyrocke-let ♪ 1321 00:54:54,561 --> 00:54:56,620 He doesn’t even work here. 1322 00:54:56,620 --> 00:54:57,300 ♪ Put your hand ♪ 1323 00:54:57,300 --> 00:54:58,865 ♪ Into your pocke-let ♪ - [excited chatter] 1324 00:54:58,865 --> 00:55:00,400 ♪ Get yourself Some Wonka chocolate ♪ 1325 00:55:02,502 --> 00:55:03,903 - ♪ Like this ♪ - [whistle blowing] 1326 00:55:03,903 --> 00:55:09,709 [crowd] ♪ No, we’ve never Had chocolate like this ♪ 1327 00:55:10,443 --> 00:55:12,879 [cheerful music continues] 1328 00:55:12,879 --> 00:55:14,681 [grunts] 1329 00:55:15,782 --> 00:55:18,551 ♪ Have you tried His new one? ♪ - ♪ No ♪ 1330 00:55:18,551 --> 00:55:19,819 ♪ Oh, you’ve got to have a go ♪ 1331 00:55:19,819 --> 00:55:24,958 ♪ Just pop one in And everything becomes A Broadway show ♪ 1332 00:55:24,958 --> 00:55:25,892 [lights buzz] 1333 00:55:25,892 --> 00:55:27,427 ♪ The news that Makes you gasp ♪ 1334 00:55:27,427 --> 00:55:28,962 ♪ The jokes that Make you laugh ♪ 1335 00:55:28,962 --> 00:55:31,640 ♪ All that you say And do all day ♪ 1336 00:55:31,640 --> 00:55:33,666 ♪ Will be choreographed ♪ 1337 00:55:33,733 --> 00:55:35,568 ♪ Lost your hair, Can’t think where ♪ 1338 00:55:35,568 --> 00:55:37,303 ♪ Feeling fairly bare Up there ♪ 1339 00:55:37,303 --> 00:55:38,838 ♪ Don’t despair, I come prepared ♪ 1340 00:55:38,838 --> 00:55:40,440 ♪ Behold My Hair Repair Eclair ♪ 1341 00:55:40,440 --> 00:55:44,344 ♪ It’s made from ground vanilla From the markets of Manila ♪ 1342 00:55:44,344 --> 00:55:45,879 ♪ Take heed, Eat more than three ♪ 1343 00:55:45,879 --> 00:55:49,549 ♪ And you’ll end up Like a gorilla ♪ 1344 00:55:49,749 --> 00:55:50,417 [meows] 1345 00:55:50,417 --> 00:55:52,485 ♪ Well, there’s chocolate ♪ 1346 00:55:52,485 --> 00:55:54,354 ♪ And there’s chocolate ♪ 1347 00:55:54,354 --> 00:55:54,821 [meows] 1348 00:55:54,821 --> 00:55:57,457 ♪ Only Wonka’s makes you Rock around the clock-elet ♪ 1349 00:55:57,457 --> 00:55:59,590 [tram bell dings] 1350 00:55:59,859 --> 00:56:01,561 ♪ Put your hand Into your pocke-let ♪ 1351 00:56:01,561 --> 00:56:03,596 - ♪ Get yourself ♪ - ♪ Oh, put a sock in it! ♪ 1352 00:56:03,596 --> 00:56:06,533 ♪ Make sure They’re all frisked ♪ - [passengers gasp] 1353 00:56:06,533 --> 00:56:11,710 ♪ Have you ever Had chocolate like this?♪ 1354 00:56:11,705 --> 00:56:14,474 ♪ I’ve never Had chocolate like this ♪ 1355 00:56:14,474 --> 00:56:16,376 [crowd] ♪ Put your hands Into your pocke-let ♪ 1356 00:56:16,376 --> 00:56:17,911 ♪ Get yourself Some Wonka chocolate ♪ 1357 00:56:17,911 --> 00:56:19,879 ♪ Put your hands Into your pocke-let ♪ 1358 00:56:19,879 --> 00:56:21,648 ♪ Get yourself Some Wonka chocolate ♪ 1359 00:56:21,648 --> 00:56:23,516 ♪ Put your hands Into your pocke-let ♪ 1360 00:56:23,516 --> 00:56:25,352 ♪ Get yourself Some Wonka chocolate ♪ 1361 00:56:25,352 --> 00:56:27,620 ♪ Put your hands Into your pocke-let ♪ 1362 00:56:27,620 --> 00:56:28,788 ♪ Get yourself some choc ♪ 1363 00:56:28,788 --> 00:56:30,924 ♪ Well, there’s literate ♪ - [music softens] 1364 00:56:30,924 --> 00:56:32,425 ♪ And illiterate ♪ 1365 00:56:32,425 --> 00:56:34,661 ♪ Can you tell me What this word is?♪ 1366 00:56:34,661 --> 00:56:36,129 ♪ Not a bit of it ♪ 1367 00:56:36,129 --> 00:56:36,830 [sighs] 1368 00:56:36,830 --> 00:56:38,665 ♪ Well, that’s a vowel And that’s a consonant ♪ 1369 00:56:38,665 --> 00:56:40,867 ♪ What’s that now? You’re talking nonse-nence ♪ 1370 00:56:40,867 --> 00:56:43,770 ♪ I should call it quits ♪ 1371 00:56:43,770 --> 00:56:48,800 ♪ But you’ve never Sold chocolate like this ♪ 1372 00:56:48,800 --> 00:56:48,775 [chuckles] 1373 00:56:48,775 --> 00:56:50,877 ♪ Well, there’s chocolate ♪ - I understand that, yeah. 1374 00:56:50,877 --> 00:56:52,612 ♪ And there’s chocolate ♪ - Totally true. 1375 00:56:52,612 --> 00:56:55,682 ♪ Only Wonka drives a hole Right through our profi-lets ♪ 1376 00:56:55,682 --> 00:56:57,550 [chief] Yes, but what I’m trying to tell you is that... 1377 00:56:57,550 --> 00:56:59,850 ♪ If we don’t get on top Of this ♪ 1378 00:56:59,850 --> 00:57:01,588 - ♪ We’ll go bust ♪ - ♪ Choc-apocalypse! ♪ 1379 00:57:01,588 --> 00:57:03,990 ♪ We’ll cease to exist ♪ 1380 00:57:03,990 --> 00:57:04,858 But, fellas... 1381 00:57:04,858 --> 00:57:07,160 ♪ You’ve never Had chocolate like this ♪ 1382 00:57:07,160 --> 00:57:10,864 ♪ No, we’ve never Had chocolate like this ♪ 1383 00:57:10,864 --> 00:57:13,833 - ♪ Well, there’s chocolate ♪ - ♪ Well, there’s chocolate ♪ 1384 00:57:13,833 --> 00:57:16,360 - ♪ And there’s chocolate ♪ - ♪ And there’s chocolate ♪ 1385 00:57:16,360 --> 00:57:20,774 [Willy] ♪ Only mine will find you Buying wedding frocke-lets ♪ 1386 00:57:20,774 --> 00:57:21,708 [church bell tolls] 1387 00:57:21,708 --> 00:57:22,942 ♪ We have just tied the knot ♪ 1388 00:57:22,942 --> 00:57:25,412 ♪ And it’s all because Of Wonka’s chocolate ♪ 1389 00:57:25,412 --> 00:57:28,648 [crowd] ♪ Off to a life Of bliss ♪ 1390 00:57:28,648 --> 00:57:32,452 ♪ You’ve never Had chocolate like this ♪ 1391 00:57:32,452 --> 00:57:34,870 ♪ No, we’ve never had ♪ 1392 00:57:34,870 --> 00:57:35,622 ♪ Chocolate like this ♪ 1393 00:57:35,622 --> 00:57:39,492 ♪ Have you ever Had chocolate like this?♪ 1394 00:57:39,492 --> 00:57:42,962 ♪ No, we’ve never had Chocolate ♪ 1395 00:57:42,962 --> 00:57:47,934 ♪ No, we’ve never Had chocolate like this ♪ 1396 00:57:47,934 --> 00:57:49,703 [both wolf-whistle] 1397 00:57:49,703 --> 00:57:50,804 [siren ringing] 1398 00:57:50,804 --> 00:57:52,806 [crowd vocalizing final note] 1399 00:57:52,806 --> 00:57:54,708 [whistle blowing] 1400 00:57:56,142 --> 00:57:57,444 [music ends] 1401 00:57:57,444 --> 00:57:58,611 [chief] All right, where is he? 1402 00:57:58,611 --> 00:58:01,140 - Where’d he go? - [crowd murmuring] 1403 00:58:01,140 --> 00:58:02,982 [chief sighs] 1404 00:58:06,820 --> 00:58:08,655 [grunts] 1405 00:58:09,155 --> 00:58:10,757 [grunts] 1406 00:58:11,591 --> 00:58:14,728 So that’s how you’re doin’ it. 1407 00:58:14,994 --> 00:58:15,662 Affable, 1408 00:58:15,662 --> 00:58:19,132 I want a man on every storm drain in the city. 1409 00:58:19,132 --> 00:58:20,330 Are you sure, sir? 1410 00:58:20,330 --> 00:58:22,502 Shouldn’t we be focusing on all those unsolved murders? 1411 00:58:22,502 --> 00:58:24,971 No, no, no, no, this is the priority. 1412 00:58:24,971 --> 00:58:26,773 Okay. [grunts] 1413 00:58:27,207 --> 00:58:29,743 [exhales sharply, grunts] - [bones cracking] 1414 00:58:29,743 --> 00:58:32,145 Okay, you know what? I’m gonna need your help up. 1415 00:58:32,145 --> 00:58:33,179 Yep, there we go. [grunts] 1416 00:58:33,179 --> 00:58:35,215 Pretty sure I’ve gained about 150 pounds 1417 00:58:35,215 --> 00:58:37,183 in the last two weeks. 1418 00:58:54,501 --> 00:58:56,569 [soft creaking] 1419 00:59:09,582 --> 00:59:11,217 [male voice] Ooh! 1420 00:59:15,155 --> 00:59:16,756 [grunts] 1421 00:59:21,294 --> 00:59:24,197 - [Willy grunts] - [bed creaking] 1422 00:59:25,165 --> 00:59:27,000 [grunts softly] 1423 00:59:31,638 --> 00:59:33,173 [chuckles] 1424 00:59:33,173 --> 00:59:35,800 - [click] - [gasps] 1425 00:59:35,175 --> 00:59:37,610 [screaming] 1426 00:59:40,647 --> 00:59:42,949 [grunting] - Gotcha! 1427 00:59:42,949 --> 00:59:44,500 [Oompa Loompa] What the devil? 1428 00:59:44,500 --> 00:59:46,720 Let me out of here. I demand to be released. 1429 00:59:46,720 --> 00:59:48,588 [Willy] Incredible. It can speak. 1430 00:59:48,588 --> 00:59:50,560 [Oompa Loompa] Well, of course I can speak. 1431 00:59:50,560 --> 00:59:51,958 Now let me out of here, or I shall shriek. 1432 00:59:51,958 --> 00:59:53,593 - [Willy] Wow. - Let me out! 1433 00:59:53,593 --> 00:59:57,163 [Willy] Not until I take a good look at you. 1434 00:59:57,864 --> 00:59:59,566 - [scoffs] - [Willy] Wow. 1435 00:59:59,566 --> 01:00:00,200 Good evening. 1436 01:00:00,200 --> 01:00:02,869 So you’re the funny little man who’s been following me. 1437 01:00:02,869 --> 01:00:05,672 "Funny little man"? How dare you. 1438 01:00:05,672 --> 01:00:06,606 I will have you know 1439 01:00:06,606 --> 01:00:08,341 that I am a perfectly respectable size 1440 01:00:08,341 --> 01:00:10,744 for an Oompa Loompa. - [glass clinks] 1441 01:00:10,744 --> 01:00:11,678 An Oompa-what-now? 1442 01:00:11,678 --> 01:00:14,948 In fact, in Loompaland, I am regarded as something of a whopper. 1443 01:00:14,948 --> 01:00:16,616 They call me Lofty. - [chuckles] 1444 01:00:16,616 --> 01:00:18,785 So, I will thank you to stop gawping at me 1445 01:00:18,785 --> 01:00:20,530 as though I was something unpleasant 1446 01:00:20,530 --> 01:00:21,354 you’d found in your handkerchief. 1447 01:00:21,354 --> 01:00:25,592 I find it uncomfortable and, frankly, rude. 1448 01:00:25,592 --> 01:00:26,659 Um... [smacks lips] 1449 01:00:26,659 --> 01:00:28,940 - Sorry. - Now let me out of here. 1450 01:00:28,940 --> 01:00:29,596 You have absolutely no right 1451 01:00:29,596 --> 01:00:32,699 to go around embottling innocent strangers. 1452 01:00:32,699 --> 01:00:33,266 Innocent? 1453 01:00:33,266 --> 01:00:36,136 Hold on, you’ve been stealing from me. For years. 1454 01:00:36,136 --> 01:00:38,138 Well, you started it. 1455 01:00:38,138 --> 01:00:38,838 Me? 1456 01:00:38,838 --> 01:00:41,107 You stole our cocoa beans. 1457 01:00:41,107 --> 01:00:43,276 What are you talking about? 1458 01:00:43,276 --> 01:00:47,470 Do you mean that you don’t even remember? 1459 01:00:47,470 --> 01:00:48,682 Remember what? 1460 01:00:48,682 --> 01:00:51,284 The day you... [sniffles] 1461 01:00:51,351 --> 01:00:53,353 destroyed my life. [fake-sobs] 1462 01:00:53,353 --> 01:00:55,855 No, I don’t remember that. 1463 01:00:55,855 --> 01:00:56,890 Well then, young man. 1464 01:00:56,890 --> 01:00:58,324 Allow me to refresh your memory 1465 01:00:58,324 --> 01:01:01,728 in the form of a song so ruinously catchy 1466 01:01:01,728 --> 01:01:04,130 that it may never leave your mind. 1467 01:01:04,130 --> 01:01:05,650 [plays lilting tune] 1468 01:01:05,650 --> 01:01:06,332 Oh, I don’t think I wanna hear that. 1469 01:01:06,332 --> 01:01:07,867 - Too late. - [upbeat music playing] 1470 01:01:07,867 --> 01:01:08,935 I’ve started dancing now. 1471 01:01:08,935 --> 01:01:12,380 Once we’ve started, we can’t stop, you see. 1472 01:01:13,173 --> 01:01:16,109 ♪ Oompa Loompa doompety-doo ♪ 1473 01:01:16,109 --> 01:01:19,879 ♪ I’ve got a tragic tale For you ♪ 1474 01:01:19,879 --> 01:01:22,816 ♪ Oompa Loompa doompety-dee ♪ 1475 01:01:22,816 --> 01:01:25,185 ♪ If you are wise, You’ll listen to me ♪ 1476 01:01:25,185 --> 01:01:29,356 [horn toots] - ♪ Dear Loompaland Is both luscious and green ♪ 1477 01:01:29,356 --> 01:01:32,892 ♪ But not conducive To growing the bean ♪ 1478 01:01:32,892 --> 01:01:36,996 ♪ My job was guarding What little we’d got ♪ 1479 01:01:36,996 --> 01:01:38,198 ♪ You came along ♪ 1480 01:01:38,198 --> 01:01:40,660 ♪ And pinched the lot ♪ 1481 01:01:40,660 --> 01:01:41,835 [Willy] Hey, why didn’t you say something? 1482 01:01:41,835 --> 01:01:43,269 [Oompa Loompa] Well, perhaps I drifted off. 1483 01:01:43,269 --> 01:01:46,773 - [snoring] - ♪ Oompa Loompa doompety-day ♪ 1484 01:01:46,773 --> 01:01:50,100 ♪ When I awoke, They sent me away ♪ 1485 01:01:50,100 --> 01:01:52,812 ♪ I’m disgraced, Cast out in the cold ♪ 1486 01:01:52,812 --> 01:01:57,684 ♪ Till I’ve paid my friends Back a thousandfold ♪ 1487 01:01:57,684 --> 01:02:00,787 [Willy] A thousandfold? You gotta be kidding me! 1488 01:02:00,787 --> 01:02:02,188 [Oompa Loompa] I repeat... 1489 01:02:02,188 --> 01:02:05,859 ♪ A thousandfold ♪ - [music stops] 1490 01:02:06,459 --> 01:02:07,427 Hah. Wow. 1491 01:02:07,427 --> 01:02:09,362 Um... [smacks lips] Mr. Loompa, 1492 01:02:09,362 --> 01:02:11,865 if you really think that’s a reasonable penalty 1493 01:02:11,865 --> 01:02:13,466 for taking three beans... 1494 01:02:13,466 --> 01:02:14,834 Four beans. 1495 01:02:14,834 --> 01:02:15,468 ...four beans, 1496 01:02:15,468 --> 01:02:17,337 then I’m sure we can come to some sort of understanding. 1497 01:02:17,337 --> 01:02:20,400 But I can’t give you my entire supply. 1498 01:02:20,400 --> 01:02:22,242 I got people counting on me. 1499 01:02:22,242 --> 01:02:24,310 Hmm. [inhales] 1500 01:02:24,310 --> 01:02:25,712 Very well. 1501 01:02:25,712 --> 01:02:26,913 I tell you what. 1502 01:02:26,913 --> 01:02:27,847 You let me out of here, 1503 01:02:27,847 --> 01:02:31,885 and we can discuss it, like gentlemen. Hmm? 1504 01:02:32,318 --> 01:02:34,200 All right. 1505 01:02:34,220 --> 01:02:37,290 Ah, thank you. Now, would you be so very kind 1506 01:02:37,290 --> 01:02:40,860 as to pass me that miniature frying pan? 1507 01:02:40,860 --> 01:02:41,828 Hmm. This one? 1508 01:02:41,828 --> 01:02:44,364 No, no. The heavier one, please. 1509 01:02:44,364 --> 01:02:45,899 All right. 1510 01:02:45,899 --> 01:02:46,966 Thank you. Thank you very... 1511 01:02:46,966 --> 01:02:49,235 Ooh, I say, that is quite a beast, isn’t it? 1512 01:02:49,235 --> 01:02:50,770 Now, come a little closer. 1513 01:02:50,770 --> 01:02:52,500 That’s it, closer, closer, closer, 1514 01:02:52,500 --> 01:02:53,406 come on, cozy on up. - [chuckles] Okay. 1515 01:02:53,406 --> 01:02:55,375 - There we are. - [chuckles] What? 1516 01:02:55,375 --> 01:02:57,277 - Ow! - [upbeat music resumes] 1517 01:02:57,277 --> 01:02:58,878 [grunts] 1518 01:02:59,813 --> 01:03:00,413 [Willy] Ow! 1519 01:03:00,413 --> 01:03:02,816 Oompa Loompas do not negotiate. 1520 01:03:02,816 --> 01:03:03,917 Good day, sir. - [groans] 1521 01:03:03,917 --> 01:03:05,785 [Willy] But that’s my last jar! 1522 01:03:05,785 --> 01:03:08,388 I said good day. 1523 01:03:08,455 --> 01:03:09,789 [music stops] 1524 01:03:09,789 --> 01:03:11,257 - [thud] - [Noodle] He came back? 1525 01:03:11,257 --> 01:03:13,960 [Willy] Yes, Noodle, but this time I set a trap. 1526 01:03:13,960 --> 01:03:16,229 And he walked right into it. 1527 01:03:16,296 --> 01:03:17,970 So, where is he? 1528 01:03:17,970 --> 01:03:19,232 [Willy] Ah, well, we had a fight, you see. He won. 1529 01:03:19,232 --> 01:03:20,900 Hit me on the head with a frying pan 1530 01:03:20,900 --> 01:03:22,302 and jumped out of the window. 1531 01:03:22,302 --> 01:03:25,238 Of course he did. [sighs] 1532 01:03:25,305 --> 01:03:27,273 You don’t believe me, do you? 1533 01:03:27,273 --> 01:03:28,908 Honestly? No. 1534 01:03:28,908 --> 01:03:30,100 No! 1535 01:03:30,100 --> 01:03:30,543 No. 1536 01:03:30,543 --> 01:03:32,879 - No. - Definitely not. 1537 01:03:32,879 --> 01:03:33,513 But, 1538 01:03:33,513 --> 01:03:34,981 as it so happens, 1539 01:03:34,981 --> 01:03:37,217 we don’t need to sell chocolate today. 1540 01:03:37,217 --> 01:03:38,118 And why is that? 1541 01:03:38,118 --> 01:03:39,185 [Noodle] You know that shop? 1542 01:03:39,185 --> 01:03:41,921 The one you’ve been dreaming of? 1543 01:03:42,389 --> 01:03:44,290 [keys jingling] 1544 01:03:44,290 --> 01:03:46,559 [lock turning] 1545 01:03:50,563 --> 01:03:53,330 [door creaking] 1546 01:03:56,690 --> 01:03:58,905 [Abacus] Now, I know what you’re thinking. 1547 01:03:58,905 --> 01:04:02,750 It may need a little work. 1548 01:04:02,175 --> 01:04:03,900 [lights buzz] 1549 01:04:03,900 --> 01:04:04,544 [Piper] Looks like someone left the water running 1550 01:04:04,544 --> 01:04:06,346 twenty years ago and the ceiling fell through. 1551 01:04:06,346 --> 01:04:09,315 And the ceiling above that, and the ceiling above that. 1552 01:04:09,315 --> 01:04:12,850 [Abacus] But that means we can afford it. 1553 01:04:12,850 --> 01:04:13,186 For a week, anyway. 1554 01:04:13,186 --> 01:04:15,880 [Lottie] And we’d finally be legitimate. 1555 01:04:15,880 --> 01:04:17,570 The police wouldn’t have any excuse 1556 01:04:17,570 --> 01:04:18,925 to keep bothering us. 1557 01:04:18,925 --> 01:04:22,128 [Noodle] So, what do you think, Willy? 1558 01:04:22,128 --> 01:04:23,863 Do you like it? 1559 01:04:25,432 --> 01:04:27,434 Do I like it? 1560 01:04:29,202 --> 01:04:31,104 Noodle, it’s just as I always imagined. 1561 01:04:31,104 --> 01:04:34,974 No, scratch that, it’s better than I imagined. 1562 01:04:34,974 --> 01:04:36,420 I mean, look at this place. 1563 01:04:36,420 --> 01:04:38,545 I mean, yeah, it’s a wreck, but... the potential! 1564 01:04:38,545 --> 01:04:39,846 The bones! - [laughs] 1565 01:04:39,846 --> 01:04:42,349 You mark my words, this is gonna be the best chocolate shop 1566 01:04:42,349 --> 01:04:43,983 the world has ever seen. - Whoo! 1567 01:04:43,983 --> 01:04:45,919 You won’t be scrub-scrubbin’ much longer, Noodle. 1568 01:04:45,919 --> 01:04:48,210 - [chuckles] - [Willy] We’ll all be free. 1569 01:04:48,210 --> 01:04:49,856 As free as flamingos! 1570 01:04:49,856 --> 01:04:51,958 [Noodle chuckles] 1571 01:04:52,425 --> 01:04:54,940 [grunts] 1572 01:05:01,334 --> 01:05:03,403 [chief] There’s six of them in total. 1573 01:05:03,403 --> 01:05:04,437 Including the little girl. 1574 01:05:04,437 --> 01:05:06,473 She seems to be the brains of the operation. 1575 01:05:06,473 --> 01:05:10,310 They’re based out of a laundry called Scrubitt and Bleacher. 1576 01:05:10,310 --> 01:05:12,412 [inhales sharply] Scrubitt’s? 1577 01:05:12,412 --> 01:05:14,481 That’s right. Why, you know it? 1578 01:05:14,481 --> 01:05:17,500 Yes, as a matter of fact, I do. 1579 01:05:17,500 --> 01:05:18,251 [chief] They just rented a shop. 1580 01:05:18,251 --> 01:05:20,553 So, legally, I can’t touch them. But illegally, 1581 01:05:20,553 --> 01:05:23,123 I’m happy to do whatever you guys want. 1582 01:05:23,123 --> 01:05:25,191 You want ’em all to have a little accident? 1583 01:05:25,191 --> 01:05:26,526 In which they die? 1584 01:05:26,526 --> 01:05:27,394 Not a problem. 1585 01:05:27,394 --> 01:05:29,562 But it’s gonna cost you a lot more chocolate. 1586 01:05:29,562 --> 01:05:30,530 It’s all right, Chief. 1587 01:05:30,530 --> 01:05:32,665 [chief] And also, I’d, uh, be grateful for an advance. 1588 01:05:32,665 --> 01:05:35,902 ’Cause the last boxes you gave me... [chuckles] 1589 01:05:35,902 --> 01:05:37,303 they’re gone. 1590 01:05:37,303 --> 01:05:38,104 All of them? 1591 01:05:38,104 --> 01:05:39,439 I’ve been eating these little paper cases 1592 01:05:39,439 --> 01:05:41,700 for the... for the past three days. [chuckles] 1593 01:05:41,700 --> 01:05:43,476 You know, you think they’re gonna give you the same hit. 1594 01:05:43,476 --> 01:05:45,645 [laughs] They don’t. 1595 01:05:45,645 --> 01:05:46,579 Oh. [breathing heavily] 1596 01:05:46,579 --> 01:05:48,480 [Slugworth] There you go, Chief. 1597 01:05:48,480 --> 01:05:50,350 There’s plenty more where that came from. 1598 01:05:50,350 --> 01:05:52,850 You stand down for now. 1599 01:05:52,850 --> 01:05:54,287 We’ll give you a call when the time is right. 1600 01:05:54,287 --> 01:05:55,689 [kisses] 1601 01:05:59,250 --> 01:06:00,493 [Slugworth grunts] 1602 01:06:00,493 --> 01:06:01,628 What is it, Arthur? 1603 01:06:01,628 --> 01:06:02,595 [Slugworth] The girl. 1604 01:06:02,595 --> 01:06:06,990 [Fickelgruber] You don’t really think it could be her, do you? 1605 01:06:06,566 --> 01:06:07,267 I do. 1606 01:06:07,267 --> 01:06:10,570 You always assured us she wouldn’t be a problem. 1607 01:06:10,570 --> 01:06:12,972 He’s right. You did assure us. 1608 01:06:12,972 --> 01:06:14,574 And she won’t be. 1609 01:06:14,574 --> 01:06:15,709 Nor will Wonka. 1610 01:06:15,709 --> 01:06:18,712 I’ll see to it, personally. 1611 01:06:18,712 --> 01:06:20,980 [thunder rumbles] 1612 01:06:21,247 --> 01:06:23,717 [Mrs. Scrubitt] Who is it? What d’you want? 1613 01:06:25,352 --> 01:06:26,319 [Mrs. Scrubitt gasps] 1614 01:06:26,319 --> 01:06:28,722 Mr. Slugworth. [breathes heavily] 1615 01:06:28,722 --> 01:06:30,957 Just a minute, sir. 1616 01:06:31,524 --> 01:06:32,359 Good evening. 1617 01:06:32,359 --> 01:06:35,628 - Good evening. - [Bleacher] Who is it, puffy-wu... 1618 01:06:35,628 --> 01:06:37,464 - [cup shatters] - [Bleacher] Stone me. 1619 01:06:37,464 --> 01:06:38,398 It’s Mr. Slugworth. 1620 01:06:38,398 --> 01:06:41,340 [breath shudders] To what do we owe the honor? 1621 01:06:41,340 --> 01:06:43,470 You have a guest. A Mr. Wonka? 1622 01:06:43,470 --> 01:06:45,372 He’s been sneaking out to sell chocolate 1623 01:06:45,372 --> 01:06:47,340 with the help of your serving girl. 1624 01:06:47,340 --> 01:06:49,209 Why, that little brat. 1625 01:06:49,209 --> 01:06:50,176 [Slugworth] Well, quite. 1626 01:06:50,176 --> 01:06:54,447 I wondered if you might help me put an end to their... 1627 01:06:54,514 --> 01:06:56,282 business. 1628 01:06:56,282 --> 01:06:58,585 [thunder crashes] 1629 01:07:02,188 --> 01:07:03,590 [sighs] 1630 01:07:05,580 --> 01:07:07,394 [softly] Here we go, Mamma. 1631 01:07:11,164 --> 01:07:13,666 [people chattering] 1632 01:07:15,602 --> 01:07:19,539 [Willy, loudly] Ladies and gentlemen, greetings to you all, 1633 01:07:19,539 --> 01:07:22,475 and welcome to Wonka’s. 1634 01:07:22,475 --> 01:07:24,511 Tremendous things are in store, 1635 01:07:24,511 --> 01:07:28,415 both literally and metaphorically. 1636 01:07:28,415 --> 01:07:29,749 What? 1637 01:07:29,749 --> 01:07:31,518 In there? 1638 01:07:32,152 --> 01:07:33,586 Humor me. 1639 01:07:33,653 --> 01:07:38,758 ♪ Close your eyes And count to ten ♪ 1640 01:07:40,260 --> 01:07:42,328 ♪ Make a wish ♪ 1641 01:07:42,328 --> 01:07:44,297 ♪ Now ♪ 1642 01:07:44,297 --> 01:07:46,533 ♪ Open them ♪ 1643 01:07:47,400 --> 01:07:51,771 ♪ Here’s a store That’s like no other ♪ 1644 01:07:51,771 --> 01:07:56,109 ♪ If it were, I wouldn’t bother ♪ 1645 01:07:56,109 --> 01:07:59,612 [mid-tempo music tempo plays] - ♪ Chocolate bushes ♪ 1646 01:07:59,612 --> 01:08:01,181 ♪ Chocolate trees ♪ 1647 01:08:01,181 --> 01:08:05,510 ♪ Chocolate flowers And chocolate bees ♪ 1648 01:08:05,510 --> 01:08:09,122 - [crowd gasps] - ♪ Chocolate memories ♪ 1649 01:08:09,122 --> 01:08:13,126 ♪ That a boy once saved ♪ 1650 01:08:14,761 --> 01:08:18,640 ♪ Before they melted away ♪ 1651 01:08:18,640 --> 01:08:22,569 ♪ A world of your own ♪ 1652 01:08:22,569 --> 01:08:26,473 ♪ A place to escape to ♪ 1653 01:08:27,107 --> 01:08:30,810 ♪ A world of your own ♪ 1654 01:08:31,444 --> 01:08:34,447 ♪ Where you can be free ♪ 1655 01:08:36,820 --> 01:08:39,619 ♪ Wherever you go ♪ 1656 01:08:40,353 --> 01:08:44,858 ♪ Wherever life takes you ♪ 1657 01:08:44,858 --> 01:08:48,728 ♪ This is your home ♪ 1658 01:08:49,195 --> 01:08:52,198 ♪ A world of your own ♪ 1659 01:08:52,198 --> 01:08:54,567 [excited chatter] 1660 01:08:59,539 --> 01:09:01,241 ♪ Here is the child ♪ 1661 01:09:01,241 --> 01:09:03,843 ♪ That you left behind ♪ 1662 01:09:03,843 --> 01:09:05,645 ♪ Here is the kid ♪ 1663 01:09:05,645 --> 01:09:07,781 ♪ With the curious mind ♪ 1664 01:09:07,781 --> 01:09:12,419 ♪ Here is the wonder We used to feel ♪ 1665 01:09:12,419 --> 01:09:15,555 ♪ Back when the magic Was real ♪ 1666 01:09:15,555 --> 01:09:20,160 ♪ A world of your own ♪ 1667 01:09:20,160 --> 01:09:24,564 ♪ A place to go when you’re ♪ 1668 01:09:25,298 --> 01:09:28,368 ♪ Feeling alone ♪ 1669 01:09:29,703 --> 01:09:33,239 ♪ Feeling unsure ♪ 1670 01:09:33,239 --> 01:09:33,707 Mmm! 1671 01:09:33,707 --> 01:09:38,244 ♪ Embrace the unknown ♪ 1672 01:09:38,244 --> 01:09:43,149 ♪ Enjoy the adventure ♪ 1673 01:09:43,817 --> 01:09:48,822 ♪ Let’s go strolling In the clouds ♪ 1674 01:09:48,822 --> 01:09:51,257 ♪ Grab a handful ♪ 1675 01:09:51,257 --> 01:09:52,692 ♪ It’s allowed ♪ 1676 01:09:52,692 --> 01:09:57,297 ♪ Clouds are made Of cotton candy ♪ 1677 01:09:57,297 --> 01:10:01,368 ♪ Just keep Your umbrella handy ♪ 1678 01:10:01,368 --> 01:10:06,339 ♪ ’Cause there’s A hard rain gonna fall ♪ 1679 01:10:06,706 --> 01:10:08,241 ♪ Humbugs, gumdrops ♪ 1680 01:10:08,241 --> 01:10:09,876 ♪ And aniseed balls ♪ 1681 01:10:09,876 --> 01:10:13,179 [fireworks whistling] - ♪ Fireworks bring ♪ 1682 01:10:13,179 --> 01:10:18,351 ♪ Sugar string to chew ♪ 1683 01:10:18,351 --> 01:10:19,285 [woman squeals, laughs] 1684 01:10:19,285 --> 01:10:24,424 ♪ All the colors Of the rainbow ♪ 1685 01:10:24,424 --> 01:10:26,726 ♪ And some others, too ♪ 1686 01:10:26,726 --> 01:10:29,229 ♪ A world of our own ♪ 1687 01:10:29,229 --> 01:10:30,663 [female chorus] ♪ A world of our own ♪ 1688 01:10:30,663 --> 01:10:35,201 - ♪ A place to escape to ♪ - ♪ A place to escape to ♪ 1689 01:10:35,201 --> 01:10:40,573 - ♪ A world of our own ♪ - ♪ A world of our own ♪ 1690 01:10:40,573 --> 01:10:42,208 ♪ Where we can be free ♪ 1691 01:10:42,208 --> 01:10:44,878 ♪ That’s where we can be free ♪ 1692 01:10:44,878 --> 01:10:49,349 ♪ Wherever you go ♪ 1693 01:10:49,349 --> 01:10:54,320 ♪ Wherever life takes you ♪ 1694 01:10:54,320 --> 01:10:58,258 ♪ This is our home ♪ 1695 01:10:58,258 --> 01:11:02,362 ♪ A world of our own ♪ 1696 01:11:05,665 --> 01:11:06,466 [music ends] 1697 01:11:06,466 --> 01:11:09,436 [Abacus] So, mushrooms, pears, assorted flowers. 1698 01:11:09,436 --> 01:11:12,505 That comes to 89 sovereigns. 1699 01:11:12,505 --> 01:11:15,800 A bargain at twice the price. 1700 01:11:15,800 --> 01:11:15,809 Thank you, sir. 1701 01:11:15,809 --> 01:11:18,411 And how would you like your change? 1702 01:11:18,411 --> 01:11:20,480 Spendable or edible? 1703 01:11:20,480 --> 01:11:22,816 Oh, edible, please. 1704 01:11:22,882 --> 01:11:23,683 [register dings] 1705 01:11:23,683 --> 01:11:24,984 [Abacus] Enjoy. - [laughs] 1706 01:11:24,984 --> 01:11:28,388 And, uh, don’t forget to eat your basket. 1707 01:11:28,388 --> 01:11:29,422 Oh. 1708 01:11:29,422 --> 01:11:32,325 Abacus, that man just gave us 100 sovereigns. 1709 01:11:32,325 --> 01:11:34,928 I know, Noodle! - [both chuckle] 1710 01:11:34,928 --> 01:11:35,829 [man] Who’s next? 1711 01:11:35,829 --> 01:11:37,330 [woman 1] That’ll be me. [woman 2] Me! 1712 01:11:37,330 --> 01:11:38,965 [people arguing] 1713 01:11:41,935 --> 01:11:42,936 Uh... 1714 01:11:42,936 --> 01:11:44,304 Mr. Wonka? 1715 01:11:44,304 --> 01:11:45,805 Yes? 1716 01:11:46,390 --> 01:11:47,874 What’s going on here? 1717 01:11:47,874 --> 01:11:49,342 Oh, my goodness. 1718 01:11:49,342 --> 01:11:50,710 That’s impossible. 1719 01:11:50,710 --> 01:11:52,545 Unless... 1720 01:11:55,348 --> 01:11:57,584 Yeti sweat? 1721 01:11:57,584 --> 01:11:59,753 [Willy] The most powerful hair potion in the world. 1722 01:11:59,753 --> 01:12:01,654 But I didn’t put it in there. 1723 01:12:01,654 --> 01:12:04,357 Ladies and gentlemen! Your attention, please! 1724 01:12:04,357 --> 01:12:06,793 There appears to be a manufacturing error. 1725 01:12:06,793 --> 01:12:08,728 Nobody eat the flowers! 1726 01:12:08,728 --> 01:12:10,764 Uh, why not? 1727 01:12:10,764 --> 01:12:11,698 What’s wrong with them? 1728 01:12:11,698 --> 01:12:13,400 [woman] What’s the matter with this toadstool? 1729 01:12:13,400 --> 01:12:15,802 My daughter took one bite, and just look at her! 1730 01:12:15,802 --> 01:12:18,738 There’s nothing wrong with the chocolate milk, 1731 01:12:18,738 --> 01:12:19,506 is there? 1732 01:12:19,506 --> 01:12:20,607 I’m terribly sorry, everyone, 1733 01:12:20,607 --> 01:12:22,308 and I don’t know how to explain this, but... 1734 01:12:22,308 --> 01:12:24,844 it appears that the chocolates have been poisoned! 1735 01:12:24,844 --> 01:12:25,945 - Poisoned? - [crowd gasping] 1736 01:12:25,945 --> 01:12:27,814 - Poisoned? - He poisoned my child! 1737 01:12:27,814 --> 01:12:29,849 I didn’t... I didn’t poison them. 1738 01:12:29,849 --> 01:12:31,685 I want my money back. 1739 01:12:31,685 --> 01:12:33,190 I want compensation. 1740 01:12:33,190 --> 01:12:34,988 I want revenge. 1741 01:12:35,822 --> 01:12:36,956 Whoa! 1742 01:12:36,956 --> 01:12:39,759 [angry shouting] 1743 01:12:42,429 --> 01:12:43,963 No, no! Please! 1744 01:12:44,300 --> 01:12:46,990 [woman screams] 1745 01:12:47,934 --> 01:12:51,938 This is what you get for mustach-ing my daughter! 1746 01:12:53,540 --> 01:12:57,377 [man] I’ll wait for you. [woman] Help! I have to get away from this place. 1747 01:12:57,377 --> 01:12:58,780 [people screaming] 1748 01:12:58,780 --> 01:12:59,879 [Slugworth] And that, I believe, 1749 01:12:59,879 --> 01:13:04,170 is the end of Wonka’s Chocolate Shop. 1750 01:13:22,635 --> 01:13:24,938 [Lottie] I don’t understand. What... 1751 01:13:26,840 --> 01:13:28,108 What... 1752 01:13:28,742 --> 01:13:29,709 What happened? 1753 01:13:29,709 --> 01:13:31,578 [Abacus] Isn’t it obvious? 1754 01:13:31,578 --> 01:13:34,147 The Chocolate Cartel. 1755 01:13:35,480 --> 01:13:35,982 [Noodle sighs] 1756 01:13:35,982 --> 01:13:39,520 It’s okay, Willy. We can rebuild. 1757 01:13:39,520 --> 01:13:40,420 We can start again. 1758 01:13:40,420 --> 01:13:42,756 There’s no point, Noodle. 1759 01:13:43,623 --> 01:13:45,492 It didn’t work. 1760 01:13:45,492 --> 01:13:46,760 What do you mean? 1761 01:13:46,760 --> 01:13:49,629 She promised she would be here. 1762 01:13:50,964 --> 01:13:52,132 She wasn’t. 1763 01:13:52,132 --> 01:13:54,567 You didn’t actually think that... 1764 01:13:54,567 --> 01:13:56,102 [Willy] No, I did. 1765 01:13:58,438 --> 01:13:59,105 Stupid dream. 1766 01:13:59,105 --> 01:14:01,708 [Noodle] Don’t say that, Willy. Please don’t ever... 1767 01:14:01,708 --> 01:14:03,443 [Abacus] Come on, Noodle. 1768 01:14:03,443 --> 01:14:07,180 I think Mr. Wonka needs to be alone. 1769 01:14:17,457 --> 01:14:23,630 [Mamma] Every good thing in this world started with a dream. 1770 01:14:26,132 --> 01:14:28,902 So you hold on to yours. 1771 01:14:28,902 --> 01:14:34,474 And when you do share chocolate with the world, oh... 1772 01:14:35,108 --> 01:14:38,745 I’ll be right there beside ya. 1773 01:14:39,713 --> 01:14:43,450 [Slugworth] Terrible shame, what happened here. 1774 01:14:44,584 --> 01:14:45,919 [Willy] Take it you’re responsible? 1775 01:14:45,919 --> 01:14:48,988 [Slugworth] Us? Oh, no. Well, not personally. 1776 01:14:48,988 --> 01:14:52,726 We may have encouraged Mrs. Scrubitt 1777 01:14:52,726 --> 01:14:54,527 to enhance your creations. 1778 01:14:54,527 --> 01:14:55,829 [Prodnose] We paid her to poison them. 1779 01:14:55,829 --> 01:14:59,532 [Slugworth] Yes, thank you, Gerald. [Prodnose] You’re welcome. 1780 01:14:59,532 --> 01:15:01,167 So why have you come? 1781 01:15:01,167 --> 01:15:03,690 - To gloat? - Oh, no, Mr. Wonka, 1782 01:15:03,690 --> 01:15:05,572 I don’t waste my time with that sort of thing. 1783 01:15:05,572 --> 01:15:08,575 We’ve come to offer you a deal. 1784 01:15:08,575 --> 01:15:14,247 This is the precise amount you owe Mrs. Scrubitt. 1785 01:15:14,247 --> 01:15:17,884 This is for the number cruncher, 1786 01:15:18,840 --> 01:15:19,552 the plumber, 1787 01:15:19,552 --> 01:15:21,688 the telephonist, 1788 01:15:21,688 --> 01:15:25,492 the so-called funny-man, 1789 01:15:25,492 --> 01:15:27,694 and this... 1790 01:15:28,795 --> 01:15:29,729 is for the girl. 1791 01:15:29,729 --> 01:15:31,798 Now, we put in a bit extra for her. 1792 01:15:31,798 --> 01:15:34,100 So that she can get a place to live, 1793 01:15:34,100 --> 01:15:35,935 clothes, toys... 1794 01:15:36,770 --> 01:15:38,638 books. 1795 01:15:38,972 --> 01:15:40,874 [Slugworth] Oh, yes, Mr. Wonka. 1796 01:15:40,874 --> 01:15:46,680 You could change her life. Change all their lives. 1797 01:15:47,547 --> 01:15:49,683 And what would I have to do? 1798 01:15:49,849 --> 01:15:51,618 Leave town. 1799 01:15:51,785 --> 01:15:53,720 Oh, and, um, 1800 01:15:53,853 --> 01:15:57,570 never make chocolate again. 1801 01:15:57,570 --> 01:15:59,225 There’s a boat sailing at midnight. 1802 01:15:59,225 --> 01:16:01,828 And for their sake, as much as your own, 1803 01:16:01,828 --> 01:16:04,864 I hope you’re onboard. 1804 01:16:07,267 --> 01:16:08,234 [melancholy music plays] 1805 01:16:08,234 --> 01:16:10,937 [Willy] ♪ Sorry, Noodle ♪ 1806 01:16:13,390 --> 01:16:18,178 ♪ I guess I got carried away ♪ 1807 01:16:20,680 --> 01:16:23,149 ♪ Sorry, Noodle ♪ 1808 01:16:24,684 --> 01:16:28,188 ♪ I hope you’ll forgive me One day ♪ 1809 01:16:28,188 --> 01:16:32,292 [Mrs. Scrubitt] Checking out, are we? [Willy] Yeah. 1810 01:16:35,128 --> 01:16:39,990 ♪ I just wanted it ♪ 1811 01:16:39,990 --> 01:16:44,170 ♪ To feel the way that it did ♪ 1812 01:16:44,170 --> 01:16:47,707 ♪ When I was a kid ♪ 1813 01:16:51,177 --> 01:16:53,980 ♪ Sorry, Noodle ♪ 1814 01:16:59,152 --> 01:17:01,870 [Slugworth] Ah, Mr. Wonka. 1815 01:17:01,870 --> 01:17:04,900 Your ticket. Uh, one-way. 1816 01:17:04,900 --> 01:17:05,825 To the North Pole. 1817 01:17:05,825 --> 01:17:07,193 It’s premium economy. 1818 01:17:07,193 --> 01:17:08,862 [Prodnose] Yeah, it’s basically economy. 1819 01:17:08,862 --> 01:17:10,797 I mean, yeah, you get a little more legroom. 1820 01:17:10,797 --> 01:17:12,699 A complimentary packet of peanuts. 1821 01:17:12,699 --> 01:17:13,666 Is it worth the extra? 1822 01:17:13,666 --> 01:17:17,103 I don’t know. But these guys... [hesitates] 1823 01:17:17,103 --> 01:17:19,906 We don’t need to go into detail. 1824 01:17:19,906 --> 01:17:21,207 Goodbye, 1825 01:17:21,775 --> 01:17:23,376 Mr. Wonka. 1826 01:17:23,710 --> 01:17:27,313 [bones crunching] - [groans softly] 1827 01:17:27,313 --> 01:17:29,249 [exhales sharply] 1828 01:17:29,749 --> 01:17:31,151 [huffs] 1829 01:17:40,326 --> 01:17:42,162 [Willy] Thank you. 1830 01:18:07,854 --> 01:18:09,989 [flute plays lilting tune] 1831 01:18:09,989 --> 01:18:13,930 [Oompa Loompa music plays] 1832 01:18:14,861 --> 01:18:18,231 ♪ Oompa Loompa doompety-dee ♪ 1833 01:18:18,231 --> 01:18:21,201 ♪ I’m not in premium economy ♪ 1834 01:18:21,201 --> 01:18:24,938 ♪ I’d go first class If I were you ♪ 1835 01:18:24,938 --> 01:18:27,941 ♪ That’s what Oompa Loompas ♪ 1836 01:18:27,941 --> 01:18:29,275 ♪ Doompety-do!♪ 1837 01:18:29,275 --> 01:18:31,344 [music ends] - [chuckles] 1838 01:18:31,344 --> 01:18:32,278 So glad you’re here. 1839 01:18:32,278 --> 01:18:35,248 Oh, I’m not going to let you out of my sight, Willy Wonka. 1840 01:18:35,248 --> 01:18:36,783 Not till you’ve paid your debt. 1841 01:18:36,783 --> 01:18:40,687 But I bring glad tidings on that score. 1842 01:18:40,687 --> 01:18:41,421 What’s that? 1843 01:18:41,421 --> 01:18:43,189 I’ve been doing my sums. 1844 01:18:43,189 --> 01:18:45,425 One more jar, and we’re even. 1845 01:18:45,425 --> 01:18:48,862 Or, if you prefer, I will accept half a jar 1846 01:18:48,862 --> 01:18:50,864 of those rather amusing Hoverchocs. 1847 01:18:50,864 --> 01:18:52,966 - [ice rattling] - You’re outta luck. 1848 01:18:52,966 --> 01:18:54,134 I don’t make chocolate anymore. 1849 01:18:54,134 --> 01:18:58,371 Oh, dear, please don’t tell me you’re going to go through with this ridiculous deal? 1850 01:18:58,371 --> 01:18:59,406 I have to. 1851 01:18:59,406 --> 01:19:01,207 For Noodle. 1852 01:19:01,207 --> 01:19:03,977 I promised her a better life. 1853 01:19:04,210 --> 01:19:05,111 I pinkie promised. 1854 01:19:05,111 --> 01:19:07,470 You should stand up to those bullies. 1855 01:19:07,470 --> 01:19:08,181 Give ’em the old one-two. 1856 01:19:08,181 --> 01:19:11,217 That’s what an Oompa Loompa would do. 1857 01:19:12,419 --> 01:19:13,219 [exhales] 1858 01:19:13,219 --> 01:19:14,254 But if you are determined 1859 01:19:14,254 --> 01:19:17,323 to just sit there feeling sorry for yourself, 1860 01:19:17,323 --> 01:19:19,920 I am going flat. 1861 01:19:19,920 --> 01:19:20,827 Good night, sir. 1862 01:19:20,827 --> 01:19:22,996 [chair whirring] 1863 01:19:29,402 --> 01:19:30,503 [Willy] Huh. 1864 01:19:30,503 --> 01:19:33,730 [chair whirring] 1865 01:19:33,440 --> 01:19:36,343 [inhales] What is it? 1866 01:19:36,343 --> 01:19:37,143 No, nothing. 1867 01:19:37,143 --> 01:19:40,847 Well, it’s obviously something because you said, "Huh." 1868 01:19:40,847 --> 01:19:43,183 I’m sorry. Forget it. 1869 01:19:43,516 --> 01:19:47,187 - Very well. - [chair whirring] 1870 01:19:51,224 --> 01:19:51,891 Huh. 1871 01:19:51,891 --> 01:19:53,293 Oh, you did it again. - [chair whirring] 1872 01:19:53,293 --> 01:19:54,894 Tell me what it is, or I shall poke you 1873 01:19:54,894 --> 01:19:56,196 quite viciously with a cocktail stick. 1874 01:19:56,196 --> 01:19:58,298 Look. Where Slugworth shook my hand. 1875 01:19:58,298 --> 01:20:00,133 His ring left a mark. See? 1876 01:20:00,133 --> 01:20:02,350 It’s an "A," surrounded by "S"s. 1877 01:20:02,350 --> 01:20:04,904 So what? His name is Arthur Slugworth. 1878 01:20:04,904 --> 01:20:06,272 It’s probably a family ring. 1879 01:20:06,272 --> 01:20:08,441 Yes, but Noodle has one just like it. 1880 01:20:08,441 --> 01:20:09,309 - Noodle? - Uh-huh. 1881 01:20:09,309 --> 01:20:13,480 Why would Noodle the orphan have a Slugworth family ring? 1882 01:20:13,480 --> 01:20:16,490 There’s only one reason I can think of. 1883 01:20:16,490 --> 01:20:16,816 Which is? 1884 01:20:16,816 --> 01:20:18,418 And if I’m correct, Noodle could be in grave danger. 1885 01:20:18,418 --> 01:20:20,787 Well, come on, Wonka. Spit it out. 1886 01:20:20,787 --> 01:20:22,422 Produce your owl pellet of wisdom. 1887 01:20:22,422 --> 01:20:24,424 There’s no time. I gotta get back. 1888 01:20:24,424 --> 01:20:25,892 Captain! - Wonka? 1889 01:20:25,892 --> 01:20:30,163 Come back here. Wonka! I demand an explanation. 1890 01:20:30,163 --> 01:20:31,498 Captain? 1891 01:20:32,320 --> 01:20:36,569 On second thoughts, the explanation can wait. 1892 01:20:36,569 --> 01:20:38,338 Good day to you. 1893 01:20:38,805 --> 01:20:40,340 [water splashes] 1894 01:20:41,574 --> 01:20:43,410 [water splashes] 1895 01:20:46,813 --> 01:20:47,547 [chief] Well, gentlemen, 1896 01:20:47,547 --> 01:20:51,584 one dead chocolatier, as requested. 1897 01:20:52,852 --> 01:20:53,486 Miss Bon-Bon? 1898 01:20:53,486 --> 01:20:55,288 [Miss Bon-Bon] Yes, Mr. Slugworth? 1899 01:20:55,288 --> 01:20:57,824 Give the chief his chocolate. 1900 01:21:05,432 --> 01:21:06,933 [Mrs. Scrubitt] My, my. 1901 01:21:06,933 --> 01:21:09,202 What a lot o’ long faces this morning. 1902 01:21:09,202 --> 01:21:12,472 It’s almost as though you lot had a sneaky little scheme 1903 01:21:12,472 --> 01:21:14,274 to try and wriggle out of your contracts. 1904 01:21:14,274 --> 01:21:17,911 Which spectacularly misfired. - [Bleacher grunts, chuckles] 1905 01:21:17,911 --> 01:21:20,313 But I’ve got some good news for you lot, 1906 01:21:20,313 --> 01:21:21,348 not that you deserve it. 1907 01:21:21,348 --> 01:21:25,852 Your friend, Mr. Wonka, done a deal with Mr. Slugworth. 1908 01:21:25,852 --> 01:21:26,353 What? 1909 01:21:26,353 --> 01:21:30,957 Gave up on his dream to settle your accounts. 1910 01:21:31,240 --> 01:21:33,393 Mr. Crunch. - Present. 1911 01:21:36,563 --> 01:21:38,465 You’re free to go. 1912 01:21:39,332 --> 01:21:40,166 Scram, bookworm. 1913 01:21:40,166 --> 01:21:41,868 [Mrs. Scrubitt] Bell. [Lottie] Hello. 1914 01:21:41,868 --> 01:21:43,470 [Mrs. Scrubitt] Sling yer hook. 1915 01:21:43,470 --> 01:21:44,170 Benz. 1916 01:21:44,170 --> 01:21:46,272 You ain’t gotta tell me twice. [chuckles] 1917 01:21:46,272 --> 01:21:47,440 [Mrs. Scrubitt] Chucklesworth. 1918 01:21:47,440 --> 01:21:49,542 You’ve been a terrible audience. 1919 01:21:49,542 --> 01:21:50,343 Good night! 1920 01:21:50,343 --> 01:21:52,780 Yeah, well, you ain’t been much of a comedian, mate. 1921 01:21:52,780 --> 01:21:54,214 [Larry] I know. - Hey, Larry. 1922 01:21:54,214 --> 01:21:57,450 Keep going. You’ve got something. 1923 01:21:57,450 --> 01:21:58,318 You scare me. 1924 01:21:58,318 --> 01:22:01,654 [Mrs. Scrubitt] And finally, Noodle. 1925 01:22:01,654 --> 01:22:04,124 Biggest pile o’ the lot. 1926 01:22:04,124 --> 01:22:06,359 But this isn’t to pay your bill. 1927 01:22:06,359 --> 01:22:08,962 This is to keep you here. - [door shuts] 1928 01:22:08,962 --> 01:22:10,263 What do you mean? - [door locks] 1929 01:22:10,263 --> 01:22:12,432 [Mrs. Scrubitt] My friend, Mr. Slugworth, 1930 01:22:12,432 --> 01:22:15,350 doesn’t think nasty little urchins like you 1931 01:22:15,350 --> 01:22:16,436 should be out on the streets, 1932 01:22:16,436 --> 01:22:18,400 lowering the tone. 1933 01:22:18,400 --> 01:22:19,506 So, he gave me this money 1934 01:22:19,506 --> 01:22:23,376 to keep you down in the Wash House for good. 1935 01:22:23,376 --> 01:22:26,312 And I’m only too happy to oblige. 1936 01:22:26,312 --> 01:22:27,547 - I hate you! - [Bleacher] Hey! 1937 01:22:27,547 --> 01:22:29,150 - Hey, hey, hey. - [Mrs. Scrubitt laughs] 1938 01:22:29,150 --> 01:22:30,684 Look at her go, Lord Bleachowitz. 1939 01:22:30,684 --> 01:22:32,385 - [both laugh] - Lord Bleachowitz? 1940 01:22:32,385 --> 01:22:35,188 You don’t still think he’s a lord, do you? 1941 01:22:35,188 --> 01:22:35,922 What? 1942 01:22:35,922 --> 01:22:38,240 We made it up, you stupid old hag. 1943 01:22:38,240 --> 01:22:39,392 [Bleacher] She’s... she’s lying. 1944 01:22:39,392 --> 01:22:42,128 Right, that’s it, you horrible little brat. 1945 01:22:42,128 --> 01:22:45,650 You’re goin’ in the coop, my girl. 1946 01:22:45,650 --> 01:22:48,680 And you! Take them dungarees off, 1947 01:22:48,680 --> 01:22:51,304 you... you peasant. [sobs] 1948 01:22:51,304 --> 01:22:53,273 But Puffy-wuffy. 1949 01:22:53,273 --> 01:22:55,208 I wuv you. 1950 01:22:55,542 --> 01:22:57,377 [Noodle gasps] 1951 01:22:57,577 --> 01:23:01,181 - [lock clicks] - [breathing heavily] 1952 01:23:05,180 --> 01:23:07,654 [wings fluttering] 1953 01:23:08,988 --> 01:23:11,424 [cooing] 1954 01:23:13,360 --> 01:23:15,610 [thud] 1955 01:23:17,397 --> 01:23:19,199 [footsteps approaching] 1956 01:23:21,501 --> 01:23:22,535 Hello, Noodle. 1957 01:23:22,535 --> 01:23:26,606 [gasps] Willy. I thought you’d gone. 1958 01:23:26,673 --> 01:23:27,374 I did. 1959 01:23:27,374 --> 01:23:28,708 Slugworth promised you a better life, 1960 01:23:28,708 --> 01:23:31,711 but he didn’t exactly keep his side of the bargain. 1961 01:23:31,711 --> 01:23:33,380 So I came back. We all did. 1962 01:23:33,380 --> 01:23:34,647 [Piper] Hey, Noodle. [Abacus] How do? 1963 01:23:34,647 --> 01:23:36,349 [Lottie] Hey. [Larry gurgling] Surprise! 1964 01:23:36,349 --> 01:23:38,418 [Noodle] He wants me locked up forever. 1965 01:23:38,418 --> 01:23:40,530 Yeah, well, that figures. 1966 01:23:40,530 --> 01:23:42,880 Why? What’s he got against me? 1967 01:23:42,880 --> 01:23:43,456 I don’t know, Noodle. Not for sure. 1968 01:23:43,456 --> 01:23:46,393 All I know for certain is that you won’t be safe until Slugworth 1969 01:23:46,393 --> 01:23:49,262 - is behind bars. - [footsteps approaching] 1970 01:23:49,262 --> 01:23:52,465 And how exactly is that supposed to happen? 1971 01:23:52,465 --> 01:23:54,234 Abacus. You said the Cartel keep 1972 01:23:54,234 --> 01:23:56,200 a record of all their dirty deeds. 1973 01:23:56,200 --> 01:23:57,170 In the green ledger, yes. 1974 01:23:57,170 --> 01:23:58,538 [Willy] So if we can get hold o’ that, 1975 01:23:58,538 --> 01:24:00,240 we can prove that they poisoned our chocolate. 1976 01:24:00,240 --> 01:24:02,800 Scrubitt and Bleacher would go to jail, 1977 01:24:02,800 --> 01:24:03,430 and we’ll all be free. 1978 01:24:03,430 --> 01:24:04,778 Uh, yes, but may I remind you, 1979 01:24:04,778 --> 01:24:07,147 they keep that ledger in a vault. 1980 01:24:07,147 --> 01:24:08,648 Guarded by a corrupt cleric. 1981 01:24:08,648 --> 01:24:10,684 And 500 chocoholic monks. 1982 01:24:10,684 --> 01:24:13,186 - [group] Mm-hmm. - That’s all true. 1983 01:24:13,186 --> 01:24:15,755 But I went for a long, cold swim this morning. 1984 01:24:15,755 --> 01:24:17,390 Cold water is very good for the brain. 1985 01:24:17,390 --> 01:24:19,125 Stimulates the neural pathways. 1986 01:24:19,125 --> 01:24:21,628 And after just four miles, it came to me. 1987 01:24:21,628 --> 01:24:23,329 How an ingenious orphan, 1988 01:24:23,329 --> 01:24:24,431 an accountant, a plumber, 1989 01:24:24,431 --> 01:24:26,232 a telephone exchange operator, 1990 01:24:26,232 --> 01:24:28,234 and a man who can speak underwater, 1991 01:24:28,234 --> 01:24:29,302 could combine those talents, 1992 01:24:29,302 --> 01:24:30,770 and pull off the heist of the century. 1993 01:24:30,770 --> 01:24:33,573 But even if we do get our hands on that ledger, 1994 01:24:33,573 --> 01:24:37,770 the Cartel will simply bribe their way out of trouble. 1995 01:24:37,770 --> 01:24:39,450 It’s what they do. - [sighs] 1996 01:24:39,450 --> 01:24:40,780 [Noodle] The greedy beat the needy, Willy. 1997 01:24:40,780 --> 01:24:43,116 It’s just the way of the world. 1998 01:24:43,116 --> 01:24:44,217 [Willy] You’re right, Noodle. 1999 01:24:44,217 --> 01:24:46,152 I guess that’s why there’s one other thing to do. 2000 01:24:46,152 --> 01:24:49,823 - What’s that? - [softly] Change the world. 2001 01:24:52,559 --> 01:24:53,693 [Piper] Whoa! 2002 01:24:53,693 --> 01:24:55,950 [chuckles] 2003 01:24:55,950 --> 01:24:56,296 Where do we start? 2004 01:24:56,296 --> 01:24:59,366 [bell tolling] 2005 01:25:06,506 --> 01:25:08,241 [knocks rhythmically] 2006 01:25:08,241 --> 01:25:09,542 [in English accent] ’Scuse me, sir. 2007 01:25:09,542 --> 01:25:12,612 Could you spare a piece of chocolate for a starvin’ orphan? 2008 01:25:12,612 --> 01:25:17,117 I’m sorry, my child. I don’t have any on me. 2009 01:25:17,117 --> 01:25:19,152 [Noodle] Oh. 2010 01:25:19,586 --> 01:25:22,555 [whispers] Then have some acacia mints. 2011 01:25:23,256 --> 01:25:24,657 Yes! 2012 01:25:25,910 --> 01:25:26,920 [door creaking] 2013 01:25:26,920 --> 01:25:29,262 [Basil] "To Basil Bond, employee of the week." 2014 01:25:29,262 --> 01:25:30,764 [munches] Oh, that’s lovely... 2015 01:25:30,764 --> 01:25:32,599 [groans drowsily] 2016 01:25:32,599 --> 01:25:34,834 [snoring] 2017 01:25:42,208 --> 01:25:44,177 Everything all right back there? 2018 01:25:44,177 --> 01:25:47,480 Everything’s fine. Isn’t it, Abigail? 2019 01:25:47,480 --> 01:25:48,648 [snorts] 2020 01:25:48,648 --> 01:25:50,316 Tell her she might want to duck. 2021 01:25:50,316 --> 01:25:52,652 [Willy] Tell her she might wanna what? 2022 01:25:52,652 --> 01:25:54,387 [Abacus] Duck! 2023 01:25:56,456 --> 01:25:57,223 [snorts] 2024 01:25:57,223 --> 01:25:58,491 [Father Julius] Good morning, brethren. 2025 01:25:58,491 --> 01:25:59,826 [monks chant] Good morning, Father. 2026 01:25:59,826 --> 01:26:01,327 [Father Julius] Now, as you all know, 2027 01:26:01,327 --> 01:26:04,564 it’s Baron von Schmeichelhammer’s funeral today. 2028 01:26:04,564 --> 01:26:07,600 And his widow is... 2029 01:26:07,600 --> 01:26:10,270 a bit of a pious type. - [monks] Ugh! 2030 01:26:10,270 --> 01:26:11,805 [Father Julius] So, I don’t want to see anyone 2031 01:26:11,805 --> 01:26:14,374 eating chocolate during the service. 2032 01:26:14,374 --> 01:26:16,209 [monks chant] Yes, Father. 2033 01:26:16,209 --> 01:26:17,310 We all know that one day, 2034 01:26:17,310 --> 01:26:19,346 we shall be judged for our sins, 2035 01:26:19,346 --> 01:26:22,849 but it’s not going to be today. 2036 01:26:22,849 --> 01:26:25,485 [monks chant] Amen. 2037 01:26:25,485 --> 01:26:27,454 [bell tolls] 2038 01:26:31,491 --> 01:26:33,793 [Abigail snorting] 2039 01:26:35,862 --> 01:26:38,398 [continues snorting] 2040 01:26:38,398 --> 01:26:40,433 [Father Julius] There, there. 2041 01:26:40,433 --> 01:26:41,568 Nice giraffe. 2042 01:26:41,568 --> 01:26:44,938 - Run! Everybody out! - [monks singing] ♪ Giraffe ♪ 2043 01:26:44,938 --> 01:26:46,439 - [monk 1] Run! - [monk 2] The beast! 2044 01:26:46,439 --> 01:26:48,541 - [Father Julius] Save yourselves! - [monks] ♪ Giraffe ♪ 2045 01:26:48,541 --> 01:26:50,377 - [monk 3] Get out! - [monks] ♪ It’s a giraffe ♪ 2046 01:26:50,377 --> 01:26:52,379 Judgement has come! - [monks] ♪ Giraffe’s a giraffe ♪ 2047 01:26:52,379 --> 01:26:53,413 [monk 4] Run off! Quickly! 2048 01:26:53,413 --> 01:26:55,415 - In a most unexpected form. - [monks] ♪ Got a giraffe ♪ 2049 01:26:55,415 --> 01:26:57,350 [monks] ♪You’re having a laugh ♪ - Run away! 2050 01:26:57,350 --> 01:26:58,918 ♪ I know it’s a giraffe, Giraffe, giraffe ♪ 2051 01:26:58,918 --> 01:27:00,754 What have I done to deserve this? 2052 01:27:00,754 --> 01:27:02,188 You know what you’ve done, Julius. 2053 01:27:02,188 --> 01:27:04,657 You’ve sold your soul for 30 pieces of chocolate. 2054 01:27:04,657 --> 01:27:08,194 - [phones ringing] - [indistinct talking] 2055 01:27:08,395 --> 01:27:10,563 Hello, operator. How may I direct your call? 2056 01:27:10,563 --> 01:27:13,266 [Father Julius] I need the Zoo. It’s an emergency. 2057 01:27:13,266 --> 01:27:17,370 Putting you through to the Escaped Animal Department now. 2058 01:27:17,370 --> 01:27:19,305 [ringing] 2059 01:27:19,305 --> 01:27:20,340 Hello, Zoo. 2060 01:27:20,340 --> 01:27:23,576 [all mimicking animals’ cries] 2061 01:27:23,576 --> 01:27:25,679 Quiet down, you animals. 2062 01:27:25,679 --> 01:27:26,746 [gurgling] You too, octopus. 2063 01:27:26,746 --> 01:27:29,382 - [Father Julius] There’s a giraffe. - What? Oh, yeah, I think 2064 01:27:29,382 --> 01:27:30,884 we did lose a giraffe. - [mimicries continue] 2065 01:27:30,884 --> 01:27:32,485 Well, could you come and get it? 2066 01:27:32,485 --> 01:27:35,989 Okay, jeez. I’ll send the guys around. 2067 01:27:40,226 --> 01:27:41,728 [sighs] 2068 01:27:42,262 --> 01:27:44,698 [sniffing] 2069 01:27:46,433 --> 01:27:47,567 [yelps] 2070 01:27:47,567 --> 01:27:49,836 Oh, forgive me! 2071 01:27:50,370 --> 01:27:51,438 I’m a sinner! 2072 01:27:51,438 --> 01:27:56,576 A weak and wicked chocoholic! 2073 01:28:00,914 --> 01:28:03,783 [organ music plays] 2074 01:28:04,951 --> 01:28:05,985 Good morning, everyone. 2075 01:28:05,985 --> 01:28:08,955 [Father Julius] Welcome to St. Benedict’s. - [sighs] 2076 01:28:08,955 --> 01:28:12,625 Baroness, I’m so sorry for your loss. 2077 01:28:12,625 --> 01:28:17,831 We’re just having a few technical difficulties, um, 2078 01:28:17,831 --> 01:28:18,765 so you might want to pop 2079 01:28:18,765 --> 01:28:21,301 the late baron down for a minute. 2080 01:28:21,301 --> 01:28:22,836 [tires screech] 2081 01:28:22,836 --> 01:28:23,636 Ah, the cavalry. 2082 01:28:23,636 --> 01:28:27,507 Are you the cleric who called about a giraffe? 2083 01:28:32,879 --> 01:28:34,948 [Abacus] All clear. 2084 01:28:47,827 --> 01:28:49,696 [elevator dings] 2085 01:28:50,563 --> 01:28:52,899 [wheels squeak] 2086 01:28:59,873 --> 01:29:02,750 Huh. "Thanks for all your hard work." 2087 01:29:02,750 --> 01:29:06,120 "Father Julius and the Chocolate Cartel." 2088 01:29:06,120 --> 01:29:08,314 Oh, that’s nice. 2089 01:29:08,648 --> 01:29:09,315 Mmm. 2090 01:29:09,315 --> 01:29:10,917 [Abacus] Here we are, Father. - [indistinct chatter] 2091 01:29:10,917 --> 01:29:12,452 - One giraffe. - [all applauding] 2092 01:29:12,452 --> 01:29:14,721 [Father Julius] Marvelous. [Abacus] Thank you, thank you. 2093 01:29:14,721 --> 01:29:15,989 Stand back, please. Stand back. 2094 01:29:15,989 --> 01:29:20,627 ♪ Have I got A sweet tooth? Pow! I do ♪ 2095 01:29:20,627 --> 01:29:23,830 [scatting] 2096 01:29:23,830 --> 01:29:24,764 [Willy whispering] Wow. 2097 01:29:24,764 --> 01:29:26,533 [Gwennie] ♪ Have I got a sweet tooth...♪ 2098 01:29:26,533 --> 01:29:27,901 [Willy whispering] She can really move. 2099 01:29:27,901 --> 01:29:30,300 [Gwennie] I could’ve been happy, but I threw a pearl away. 2100 01:29:30,300 --> 01:29:32,105 I’ll give him a call. No, I can’t. 2101 01:29:32,105 --> 01:29:34,841 I will give him a call actually. 2102 01:29:36,409 --> 01:29:39,120 [telephone rings] - [yelps] 2103 01:29:40,613 --> 01:29:41,448 Hello? 2104 01:29:41,448 --> 01:29:43,783 Basil? It’s Gwennie. 2105 01:29:43,783 --> 01:29:44,584 You were right. 2106 01:29:44,584 --> 01:29:45,685 [Noodle] What are the chances? 2107 01:29:45,685 --> 01:29:49,723 Those days in chemistry class were the happiest of my life. 2108 01:29:49,723 --> 01:29:52,525 [Gwennie sobs] - [groans] 2109 01:29:56,863 --> 01:29:58,598 [Noodle grunts] 2110 01:30:09,909 --> 01:30:11,478 Cool. 2111 01:30:11,478 --> 01:30:14,800 [flamingos honking] 2112 01:30:14,147 --> 01:30:16,716 [car horn honking] 2113 01:30:18,485 --> 01:30:19,552 [man] Sorry about this, sir. 2114 01:30:19,552 --> 01:30:20,887 The seafood truck spilled its load. 2115 01:30:20,887 --> 01:30:22,989 There’s so many blasted flamingos about these days. 2116 01:30:22,989 --> 01:30:24,958 [Slugworth] Well, hurry it along now, will you? 2117 01:30:24,958 --> 01:30:27,460 [man on radio] The town square was closed this morning 2118 01:30:27,460 --> 01:30:30,397 after a bizarre incident at the city cathedral. 2119 01:30:30,397 --> 01:30:33,967 Delaying the funeral of noted philanthropist, 2120 01:30:33,967 --> 01:30:35,969 Baron von Schmeichelhammer. 2121 01:30:35,969 --> 01:30:37,971 [Father Julius] In nomine Patris, 2122 01:30:37,971 --> 01:30:42,475 et Filii, et Spiritus Sancti. 2123 01:30:42,542 --> 01:30:43,843 Amen. 2124 01:30:43,843 --> 01:30:45,745 [telephone ringing] 2125 01:30:47,747 --> 01:30:50,750 Sorry, I’d best get that. [chuckles] 2126 01:30:50,750 --> 01:30:51,718 [growls quietly] 2127 01:30:51,718 --> 01:30:53,687 - Hello, pulpit? - [Slugworth] Father. 2128 01:30:53,687 --> 01:30:54,821 Everything all right there? 2129 01:30:54,821 --> 01:30:56,823 [Father Julius] Oh, yes, Mr. Slugworth. 2130 01:30:56,823 --> 01:30:58,692 All tickety-boo. 2131 01:30:58,692 --> 01:30:59,626 At least, it is now. 2132 01:30:59,626 --> 01:31:01,194 - [Father Julius chuckles] - What do you mean by that? 2133 01:31:01,194 --> 01:31:02,896 Oh, we had a giraffe in here earlier. 2134 01:31:02,896 --> 01:31:05,310 Had to clear the whole place for about 20 minutes, 2135 01:31:05,310 --> 01:31:07,834 but everything’s back to normal. 2136 01:31:09,736 --> 01:31:10,437 Hello? 2137 01:31:10,437 --> 01:31:13,106 Damn the flamingos, Donovan! Floor it! 2138 01:31:13,106 --> 01:31:14,574 Yes, sir! 2139 01:31:14,574 --> 01:31:17,430 [flamingos honking] 2140 01:31:17,610 --> 01:31:19,450 [officer] Idiot! 2141 01:31:19,450 --> 01:31:21,548 [breathing heavily] 2142 01:31:22,582 --> 01:31:24,517 Anything? - Nothing. 2143 01:31:24,517 --> 01:31:25,452 Well, keep looking. 2144 01:31:25,452 --> 01:31:26,586 [Noodle] It’s not in here, Willy. 2145 01:31:26,586 --> 01:31:27,954 [Willy] But Abacus said that it was here. 2146 01:31:27,954 --> 01:31:30,490 [Noodle] Abacus has been in the Wash House for the past four years. 2147 01:31:30,490 --> 01:31:32,250 Maybe all the scrubbing has gone to his head. 2148 01:31:32,250 --> 01:31:36,663 ’Cause all that’s down here is just a bunch of stupid old chocolate. 2149 01:31:38,498 --> 01:31:40,133 [gasps] 2150 01:31:45,572 --> 01:31:47,400 [gasps] 2151 01:31:51,611 --> 01:31:53,480 Willy, look! 2152 01:32:00,820 --> 01:32:02,122 We did it, Noodle. 2153 01:32:02,122 --> 01:32:04,557 - We got ’em. - [Noodle chuckles] 2154 01:32:04,557 --> 01:32:05,525 [gunshot] 2155 01:32:05,525 --> 01:32:08,280 [Slugworth] Naughty, naughty, Mr. Wonka. 2156 01:32:08,280 --> 01:32:11,564 You’ve caused us quite a bit of trouble. 2157 01:32:11,564 --> 01:32:12,999 You and your urchin. 2158 01:32:12,999 --> 01:32:15,350 Yeah, but she’s not just an urchin, 2159 01:32:15,350 --> 01:32:16,636 is she, Mr. Slugworth? 2160 01:32:16,636 --> 01:32:18,710 [gasps] 2161 01:32:18,710 --> 01:32:20,730 You’re family. 2162 01:32:20,140 --> 01:32:21,700 [Noodle] What? 2163 01:32:21,700 --> 01:32:23,810 What are you talking about, Willy? 2164 01:32:24,644 --> 01:32:26,613 You know that ring, Noodle? 2165 01:32:26,613 --> 01:32:28,181 The one your parents gave you? 2166 01:32:28,181 --> 01:32:30,850 Mr. Slugworth has one just like it. 2167 01:32:30,850 --> 01:32:33,153 Don’t you, Mr. Slugworth? 2168 01:32:33,153 --> 01:32:35,655 As a matter of fact, I do. 2169 01:32:35,655 --> 01:32:40,894 That belonged to my brother. Zebedee. 2170 01:32:40,894 --> 01:32:41,928 Was he my father? 2171 01:32:41,928 --> 01:32:44,564 A hopeless romantic is what he was. 2172 01:32:44,564 --> 01:32:47,167 Fell in love with a common little bookworm, 2173 01:32:47,167 --> 01:32:49,690 died before they could marry. 2174 01:32:49,690 --> 01:32:54,107 Leaving me sole heir to the family fortune. 2175 01:32:54,574 --> 01:32:56,843 Or so I thought. 2176 01:32:56,843 --> 01:32:58,178 But nine months later, 2177 01:32:58,178 --> 01:33:00,113 your mother turned up on my doorstep, 2178 01:33:00,113 --> 01:33:05,850 begging me to get a doctor for her sick little newborn. 2179 01:33:05,185 --> 01:33:07,200 I said I would help. 2180 01:33:07,200 --> 01:33:09,222 [Noodle] But you didn’t. Did you? 2181 01:33:09,222 --> 01:33:10,223 [Slugworth] Oh, no. 2182 01:33:10,223 --> 01:33:13,930 [Noodle] Instead, you put me down a laundry chute. 2183 01:33:13,930 --> 01:33:14,861 [Slugworth] Bye-bye, baby. 2184 01:33:14,861 --> 01:33:17,163 [Noodle] Mrs. Scrubitt found me. 2185 01:33:17,163 --> 01:33:18,131 She saw the ring. 2186 01:33:18,131 --> 01:33:21,935 Thought it was an "N," and called me Noodle. 2187 01:33:22,102 --> 01:33:23,360 But it wasn’t. 2188 01:33:23,360 --> 01:33:25,271 It was "Z." For Zebedee. 2189 01:33:25,271 --> 01:33:26,272 [Slugworth] Well, quite. 2190 01:33:26,272 --> 01:33:29,142 When your mother returned, I told her you had died. - [sobbing] Oh, no! 2191 01:33:29,142 --> 01:33:30,877 [Slugworth] She was heartbroken, of course. 2192 01:33:30,877 --> 01:33:32,679 But, uh, I gave her a handful of sovereigns 2193 01:33:32,679 --> 01:33:36,149 and had her escorted from my property. 2194 01:33:37,584 --> 01:33:39,753 What was her name? 2195 01:33:39,853 --> 01:33:40,820 Eh? 2196 01:33:40,820 --> 01:33:43,823 My mom. What was her name? 2197 01:33:44,591 --> 01:33:45,825 Ooh. 2198 01:33:45,825 --> 01:33:47,827 Let me see. Um... 2199 01:33:47,994 --> 01:33:50,697 No, I don’t think I could remember that. 2200 01:33:50,697 --> 01:33:54,334 [chuckling] Sorry. But you have to understand, 2201 01:33:54,334 --> 01:33:55,769 she was very poor. 2202 01:33:55,769 --> 01:33:58,171 [Fickelgruber gags] - Sorry, Felix. 2203 01:33:58,171 --> 01:34:00,730 [Willy] Her name was Dorothy. 2204 01:34:00,730 --> 01:34:03,176 Dorothy Smith. It says so right here. 2205 01:34:03,276 --> 01:34:04,344 Dorothy? [chuckles] 2206 01:34:04,344 --> 01:34:05,845 [Willy] Well, what do you know? 2207 01:34:05,845 --> 01:34:08,848 I guess you did teach me to read after all. 2208 01:34:08,848 --> 01:34:09,616 [chuckles] 2209 01:34:09,616 --> 01:34:11,351 [Slugworth] Well, this is all very touching, 2210 01:34:11,351 --> 01:34:12,986 but back to business. 2211 01:34:12,986 --> 01:34:14,154 We’ll take that, thank you. 2212 01:34:14,154 --> 01:34:17,957 How much chocolate do you have at your factory, Mr. Fickelgruber? 2213 01:34:17,957 --> 01:34:20,600 Oh, about 80,000 gallons. 2214 01:34:20,600 --> 01:34:22,228 - Prodnose? - [mumbles] 2215 01:34:22,228 --> 01:34:23,163 [Prodnose] Seventy-five? 2216 01:34:23,163 --> 01:34:25,632 [Slugworth] And I’ve got 150. 2217 01:34:25,765 --> 01:34:27,634 That should be enough. 2218 01:34:27,634 --> 01:34:29,102 For what? 2219 01:34:29,202 --> 01:34:32,806 Death by chocolate. 2220 01:34:43,750 --> 01:34:45,885 [lights buzz] 2221 01:34:46,152 --> 01:34:48,210 [chocolate bubbles] 2222 01:34:50,323 --> 01:34:52,225 On you go. 2223 01:35:10,243 --> 01:35:12,120 Uh, gentlemen. 2224 01:35:12,445 --> 01:35:13,747 Considering the situation, 2225 01:35:13,747 --> 01:35:16,983 I wondered if you’d do a good deed on my behalf. 2226 01:35:16,983 --> 01:35:17,951 A what? 2227 01:35:17,951 --> 01:35:18,785 "A good deed." 2228 01:35:18,785 --> 01:35:21,187 It’s a sort of pointless act of selflessness... 2229 01:35:21,187 --> 01:35:23,690 Yes, of course, Mr. Wonka. 2230 01:35:23,690 --> 01:35:25,125 What would you like us to do? 2231 01:35:25,125 --> 01:35:28,762 I was wondering if you could give this to someone. 2232 01:35:28,962 --> 01:35:30,997 Only if you happen to see him. 2233 01:35:30,997 --> 01:35:31,831 And who is it? 2234 01:35:31,831 --> 01:35:34,367 A little orange man. - Eh? 2235 01:35:34,367 --> 01:35:36,200 A little orange man. 2236 01:35:36,200 --> 01:35:36,936 About eight inches high, 2237 01:35:36,936 --> 01:35:38,371 with orange skin and bright green hair. 2238 01:35:38,371 --> 01:35:41,908 I owe him a jar of chocolates, you see. And, well, 2239 01:35:41,908 --> 01:35:45,178 I think these might be the best I ever made. 2240 01:35:45,178 --> 01:35:46,112 Well, in that case, 2241 01:35:46,112 --> 01:35:49,282 I’ll make sure he gets them personally. 2242 01:35:53,386 --> 01:35:55,755 Farewell, Mr. Wonka. 2243 01:35:56,723 --> 01:35:58,910 Urchin. 2244 01:36:03,430 --> 01:36:05,398 [whirring] 2245 01:36:09,350 --> 01:36:12,238 - [heavy thudding] - [Noodle gasps] Willy... 2246 01:36:18,345 --> 01:36:20,814 [handles squeaking] 2247 01:36:21,281 --> 01:36:24,150 [chocolate gurgling] 2248 01:36:36,963 --> 01:36:38,465 What are we gonna do, Willy? 2249 01:36:38,465 --> 01:36:42,502 I don’t know, Noodle. I’ll think of something. 2250 01:36:47,400 --> 01:36:48,541 [elevator dings] 2251 01:36:48,541 --> 01:36:50,844 Best chocolate he ever made, eh? 2252 01:36:50,844 --> 01:36:53,146 [Prodnose chuckling excitedly] 2253 01:36:53,146 --> 01:36:55,810 Whoo-hoo. - Oh! 2254 01:36:55,810 --> 01:36:56,383 [chocolate bubbling] 2255 01:36:56,383 --> 01:36:57,283 [Willy] I got it! 2256 01:36:57,283 --> 01:36:59,219 [Noodle] What is it? Did you think of something? 2257 01:36:59,219 --> 01:37:00,153 [Willy] Yes, I did. 2258 01:37:00,153 --> 01:37:01,788 If we’re gonna drown in chocolate, Noodle, 2259 01:37:01,788 --> 01:37:04,257 and let’s face it, we’re gonna drown in chocolate, 2260 01:37:04,257 --> 01:37:05,558 then it’s gonna be Wonka chocolate. 2261 01:37:05,558 --> 01:37:08,995 We’re not gonna drown, Willy. Look, there’s a light. 2262 01:37:08,995 --> 01:37:11,264 We’ll let the chocolate lift us up, 2263 01:37:11,264 --> 01:37:12,465 we’ll bang on the glass, 2264 01:37:12,465 --> 01:37:15,680 and pray somebody hears us. 2265 01:37:15,680 --> 01:37:17,337 That’s a much better idea. 2266 01:37:18,171 --> 01:37:19,372 [elevator dings] 2267 01:37:19,372 --> 01:37:20,206 Ah, gentlemen. 2268 01:37:20,206 --> 01:37:22,442 It was a bit of a close shave this morning, 2269 01:37:22,442 --> 01:37:23,977 and I was wondering if perhaps 2270 01:37:23,977 --> 01:37:27,847 we could rethink our arrangement. Or... 2271 01:37:29,182 --> 01:37:33,353 Or... just leave things as they are. 2272 01:37:33,353 --> 01:37:35,221 [Slugworth] Father. 2273 01:37:35,321 --> 01:37:37,457 Well, Wonka might be as nutty as a fruitcake, 2274 01:37:37,457 --> 01:37:39,125 but he sure knew how to make chocolate. 2275 01:37:39,125 --> 01:37:40,527 [Father Julius] Mmm. - But do you think 2276 01:37:40,527 --> 01:37:43,196 we should have saved some for the Little Orange Man? 2277 01:37:43,196 --> 01:37:44,297 Tell me you’re joking. 2278 01:37:44,297 --> 01:37:47,500 Uh, yes. Yes, I am. Sorry, why am I? 2279 01:37:47,500 --> 01:37:49,235 [Slugworth] Because there’s no such thing 2280 01:37:49,235 --> 01:37:52,572 as a little orange man, ya nincompoop. 2281 01:37:53,907 --> 01:37:54,841 [Willy grunting] 2282 01:37:54,841 --> 01:37:56,843 [Willy] Help! [Noodle] Help! 2283 01:37:56,843 --> 01:37:58,345 [Willy] Somebody help, please! 2284 01:37:58,345 --> 01:38:00,113 Please help! - Help! 2285 01:38:00,113 --> 01:38:02,982 Look. Look, somebody’s coming. Look. 2286 01:38:02,982 --> 01:38:05,318 Willy, we’re saved! 2287 01:38:15,261 --> 01:38:16,963 [Noodle panting] 2288 01:38:17,430 --> 01:38:20,967 I’m sorry, Noodle. - Don’t be. 2289 01:38:21,101 --> 01:38:23,336 You found my family. 2290 01:38:23,336 --> 01:38:26,139 A mom who loved me. 2291 01:38:26,139 --> 01:38:28,942 That’s all I ever wanted. 2292 01:38:30,210 --> 01:38:32,112 Deep breath now. 2293 01:38:32,278 --> 01:38:35,148 [both inhale deeply] 2294 01:38:45,358 --> 01:38:48,928 [Father Julius] Mmm! Exquisite. 2295 01:38:48,928 --> 01:38:51,631 You mustn’t let yourself get so worked up. 2296 01:38:51,631 --> 01:38:53,600 It’s just a bit of chocolate. 2297 01:38:53,600 --> 01:38:55,568 - [door opens] - [Oompa Loompa] Correction. 2298 01:38:55,568 --> 01:38:59,906 It was actually my chocolate. 2299 01:39:03,677 --> 01:39:05,412 [elevator dings] 2300 01:39:05,545 --> 01:39:09,416 You have made a very grave error, gentlemen. 2301 01:39:09,416 --> 01:39:11,651 You steal from an Oompa Loompa, 2302 01:39:11,651 --> 01:39:12,952 we take back 2303 01:39:12,952 --> 01:39:14,688 a thousandfold. 2304 01:39:15,210 --> 01:39:18,558 - [chocolate draining] - [both gasping for air] 2305 01:39:22,280 --> 01:39:24,130 What’s going on, Willy? 2306 01:39:24,230 --> 01:39:26,299 It’s draining, Noodle. 2307 01:39:26,299 --> 01:39:28,168 We’ve been saved! 2308 01:39:28,168 --> 01:39:31,204 - By who? - I don’t know. 2309 01:39:31,271 --> 01:39:33,940 By the Little Orange Man! [chuckling] 2310 01:39:33,940 --> 01:39:34,674 - Look. - Wh... 2311 01:39:34,674 --> 01:39:36,443 [Willy] The Little Orange Man! 2312 01:39:36,443 --> 01:39:39,245 [screaming] Thank you, Little Orange Man! Thank you! 2313 01:39:39,245 --> 01:39:42,282 - [Willy cheering] - [Noodle squealing] 2314 01:39:42,282 --> 01:39:44,317 [both cheering] 2315 01:39:53,360 --> 01:39:56,960 [siren ringing] 2316 01:39:57,630 --> 01:39:59,399 [brakes screech] 2317 01:40:02,369 --> 01:40:05,271 Gentlemen. Thank goodness you’re okay. 2318 01:40:05,271 --> 01:40:07,540 I came as fast as I could. 2319 01:40:09,242 --> 01:40:11,444 [chief grunting] 2320 01:40:15,548 --> 01:40:17,283 Whew! Car shrunk. 2321 01:40:17,283 --> 01:40:18,351 [Slugworth] I’m sure it did. 2322 01:40:18,351 --> 01:40:20,420 And you’ve nothing to worry about, Chief. 2323 01:40:20,420 --> 01:40:21,354 All under control. 2324 01:40:21,354 --> 01:40:22,756 A couple of thieves broke in, but I’m afraid 2325 01:40:22,756 --> 01:40:26,259 they met with a little... accident. 2326 01:40:26,259 --> 01:40:29,162 In which they died. 2327 01:40:29,162 --> 01:40:30,960 [Prodnose chuckling] 2328 01:40:30,960 --> 01:40:31,631 [chuckling] That’s actually rather good, Gerald. 2329 01:40:31,631 --> 01:40:33,266 [Willy] I wouldn’t be so sure about that. 2330 01:40:33,266 --> 01:40:36,136 Officer, would you kindly take a look at this? 2331 01:40:36,136 --> 01:40:36,636 Wonka! 2332 01:40:36,636 --> 01:40:38,371 [Noodle] It details every single illegal payment 2333 01:40:38,371 --> 01:40:40,273 these men have ever made. 2334 01:40:40,273 --> 01:40:41,174 Thousands of them. 2335 01:40:41,174 --> 01:40:43,710 [scoffs] Affable, don’t listen to her. She’s lyin’. 2336 01:40:43,710 --> 01:40:46,460 Well, of course she is. [chuckles nervously] 2337 01:40:46,460 --> 01:40:47,514 [Affable] She’s not, sir. 2338 01:40:47,514 --> 01:40:49,683 She’s absolutely right. 2339 01:40:49,749 --> 01:40:51,484 It’s incredible. 2340 01:40:51,651 --> 01:40:52,719 Oh. Well. 2341 01:40:52,719 --> 01:40:54,521 Then that sounds like a case 2342 01:40:54,521 --> 01:40:55,755 for the Chief of Police. [chuckles] 2343 01:40:55,755 --> 01:40:59,590 So you give it to me, Affable, I’ll, uh... I’ll take it off your hands. 2344 01:40:59,590 --> 01:41:00,460 You know, save you the paperwork. 2345 01:41:00,460 --> 01:41:02,395 I can’t do that, I’m afraid, sir. 2346 01:41:02,395 --> 01:41:03,363 [chuckles] Why’s that? 2347 01:41:03,363 --> 01:41:06,166 Because your name is written down here. 2348 01:41:06,166 --> 01:41:06,666 Huh? 2349 01:41:06,666 --> 01:41:08,168 - A lot. - Gentlemen... 2350 01:41:08,168 --> 01:41:10,360 - [Affable] You’re under arrest. - [Slugworth] Run. 2351 01:41:10,360 --> 01:41:11,404 [chief] We puttin’ handcuffs on, here? 2352 01:41:11,404 --> 01:41:12,639 - [gasps] - That’s okay, Noodle. 2353 01:41:12,639 --> 01:41:14,307 Give it one second. 2354 01:41:14,307 --> 01:41:16,343 [Cartel exclaiming] 2355 01:41:16,343 --> 01:41:18,311 [Prodnose] What’s happening? 2356 01:41:18,311 --> 01:41:19,245 Why are we airborne? 2357 01:41:19,245 --> 01:41:20,747 [Willy] You didn’t eat any of those chocolates, 2358 01:41:20,747 --> 01:41:22,716 did you, Mr. Slugworth? - Why? 2359 01:41:22,716 --> 01:41:24,217 [Willy] Because they’re Hoverchocs. 2360 01:41:24,217 --> 01:41:26,453 Delayed action, but extra strong. 2361 01:41:26,453 --> 01:41:28,388 [Slugworth] You think you’re very clever, don’t you, Wonka? 2362 01:41:28,388 --> 01:41:32,325 Well, there’s a billion sovereigns of chocolate beneath our feet. 2363 01:41:32,325 --> 01:41:33,393 We’ll get the best lawyers, 2364 01:41:33,393 --> 01:41:36,363 bribe the judge, rig the jury if we have to. 2365 01:41:36,363 --> 01:41:38,398 We’ll be fine. 2366 01:41:38,398 --> 01:41:41,670 I wish I’d thought of that. 2367 01:41:43,737 --> 01:41:45,438 Hey, Noodle! 2368 01:41:46,306 --> 01:41:48,740 [metal banging] 2369 01:41:48,740 --> 01:41:50,310 [handles squeaking] 2370 01:41:50,310 --> 01:41:53,847 - [ground rumbling] - [crowd exclaiming] 2371 01:42:01,454 --> 01:42:03,289 [all yell] 2372 01:42:03,289 --> 01:42:04,224 [Prodnose] What is that? 2373 01:42:04,224 --> 01:42:05,592 [Slugworth crying] It’s our chocolate! 2374 01:42:05,592 --> 01:42:07,594 [Fickelgruber] All our chocolate! 2375 01:42:07,594 --> 01:42:08,528 [Prodnose] We’re ruined! 2376 01:42:08,528 --> 01:42:10,130 [Willy] Hey, don’t worry, gentlemen. 2377 01:42:10,130 --> 01:42:12,632 You’ll come down eventually. 2378 01:42:12,632 --> 01:42:15,735 Probably. I think. 2379 01:42:15,735 --> 01:42:17,771 But until then, 2380 01:42:17,871 --> 01:42:20,340 ladies and gentlemen, 2381 01:42:20,340 --> 01:42:24,110 Willy Wonka and friends... - [laughing] 2382 01:42:24,110 --> 01:42:27,414 ...invite you to enjoy our chocolate. 2383 01:42:27,414 --> 01:42:30,884 [woman] Yay! Magic Wonka! - [Basil chuckling] 2384 01:42:33,787 --> 01:42:35,321 Gwennie? 2385 01:42:35,321 --> 01:42:37,590 Basil! [chuckles] 2386 01:42:37,791 --> 01:42:39,125 [Willy] What did I say, Abacus, 2387 01:42:46,366 --> 01:42:48,935 [indistinct chatter] 2388 01:42:57,377 --> 01:42:59,145 Your cup. 2389 01:42:59,312 --> 01:43:00,180 Thank you. 2390 01:43:00,180 --> 01:43:01,681 - There you are. - [Lottie] There you go. 2391 01:43:01,681 --> 01:43:02,949 Careful, not too much. - [chuckles] 2392 01:43:02,949 --> 01:43:04,317 Okay. 2393 01:43:18,998 --> 01:43:21,340 [inhales deeply] 2394 01:44:01,141 --> 01:44:03,430 [kisses, blows] 2395 01:44:03,977 --> 01:44:06,680 [chuckles softly] 2396 01:44:09,820 --> 01:44:10,817 [kisses, blows] 2397 01:44:29,769 --> 01:44:32,305 [chuckling] 2398 01:44:34,407 --> 01:44:36,760 [gasps] 2399 01:44:39,412 --> 01:44:41,381 [both chuckle] 2400 01:44:41,481 --> 01:44:45,285 [Noodle] Mmm. [chuckles] - Oh, thank you. 2401 01:44:45,285 --> 01:44:46,386 Thank you. 2402 01:44:46,386 --> 01:44:48,922 [Abacus] Mmm. [Piper] Thank you. 2403 01:44:48,922 --> 01:44:51,458 Mmm. [chuckles] - [Willy] Oh. 2404 01:45:00,166 --> 01:45:01,801 Huh. 2405 01:45:04,404 --> 01:45:08,842 [Noodle] So... how does it feel, Willy? 2406 01:45:08,908 --> 01:45:11,344 Is it as good as you remember? 2407 01:45:12,145 --> 01:45:13,947 Every little bit. 2408 01:45:13,947 --> 01:45:15,849 [chuckles] 2409 01:45:17,830 --> 01:45:19,486 I wish it could last forever. 2410 01:45:21,221 --> 01:45:22,880 [chuckles] 2411 01:45:22,880 --> 01:45:25,158 - [pigeon cooing] - [clock strikes] 2412 01:45:25,225 --> 01:45:27,227 I guess it’s time. 2413 01:45:28,762 --> 01:45:29,396 Time for what? 2414 01:45:29,396 --> 01:45:33,833 Do you know how many people in this city are named D. Smith? 2415 01:45:33,900 --> 01:45:34,834 106. 2416 01:45:34,834 --> 01:45:37,971 And luckily, you have a friend who works at the telephone exchange. 2417 01:45:37,971 --> 01:45:40,507 And she spent the entire afternoon 2418 01:45:40,507 --> 01:45:42,108 ringing around. 2419 01:45:42,108 --> 01:45:44,770 And guess what? 2420 01:45:45,110 --> 01:45:46,813 We found her. 2421 01:45:47,113 --> 01:45:48,348 You found my mom? 2422 01:45:48,348 --> 01:45:51,151 [Abacus] She works in the library. 2423 01:45:51,951 --> 01:45:54,540 That’s where she lives. 2424 01:45:55,321 --> 01:45:57,223 [Willy] Come on, Noodle. 2425 01:45:57,857 --> 01:46:00,527 [clock chimes] 2426 01:46:11,805 --> 01:46:15,800 ♪ Come with me ♪ 2427 01:46:17,177 --> 01:46:20,447 ♪ And you’ll be ♪ 2428 01:46:22,115 --> 01:46:25,180 ♪ In a world ♪ 2429 01:46:25,180 --> 01:46:30,156 ♪ Of pure imagination ♪ 2430 01:46:30,156 --> 01:46:33,560 ♪ Reach out, touch ♪ 2431 01:46:33,560 --> 01:46:36,596 ♪ What was once ♪ 2432 01:46:36,596 --> 01:46:42,502 ♪ Just in your imagination ♪ 2433 01:46:43,570 --> 01:46:46,106 ♪ Don’t be shy ♪ 2434 01:46:46,106 --> 01:46:48,575 ♪ It’s all right ♪ 2435 01:46:48,575 --> 01:46:55,810 ♪ If you feel A little trepidation ♪ 2436 01:46:55,810 --> 01:46:59,853 ♪ Sometimes These things don’t ♪ 2437 01:46:59,853 --> 01:47:06,593 ♪ Need explanation ♪ 2438 01:47:07,927 --> 01:47:13,990 ♪ If you want To view paradise ♪ 2439 01:47:13,990 --> 01:47:18,638 ♪ Simply look at them And view it ♪ 2440 01:47:18,972 --> 01:47:22,475 ♪ Somebody to hold on to ♪ 2441 01:47:22,475 --> 01:47:26,946 ♪ It’s all we really need ♪ 2442 01:47:26,946 --> 01:47:28,281 [Dorothy chuckles] 2443 01:47:28,281 --> 01:47:32,952 ♪ Nothing else to it ♪ 2444 01:47:32,952 --> 01:47:36,222 - Mom. - [chuckles, sniffles] 2445 01:47:37,190 --> 01:47:39,225 [Oompa Loompa] So goes a good deed 2446 01:47:39,225 --> 01:47:40,326 in a weary world. 2447 01:47:40,326 --> 01:47:42,395 [Willy] I was wondering if I’d see you again. 2448 01:47:42,395 --> 01:47:44,497 I’m not going anywhere, Willy Wonka. 2449 01:47:44,497 --> 01:47:46,433 Not until you’ve paid your debt. 2450 01:47:46,433 --> 01:47:47,901 Now, I know you tried. 2451 01:47:47,901 --> 01:47:50,937 Loompa law is very clear on this subject. 2452 01:47:50,937 --> 01:47:51,538 Until such time 2453 01:47:51,538 --> 01:47:55,308 as the chocolate is physically in my hand... 2454 01:47:56,409 --> 01:47:58,440 Oh. Thank you. 2455 01:47:58,440 --> 01:48:01,470 Thank you. For saving my life. 2456 01:48:01,470 --> 01:48:01,648 [inhales] 2457 01:48:01,648 --> 01:48:03,616 Well, I suppose that concludes our business. 2458 01:48:03,616 --> 01:48:06,486 I will now return to my beloved Loompaland. 2459 01:48:06,486 --> 01:48:11,358 Where the cocoa beans grow in disappointingly small numbers, 2460 01:48:11,358 --> 01:48:13,590 and my friends look down on me. 2461 01:48:13,590 --> 01:48:15,295 What? I thought they called you Lofty. 2462 01:48:15,295 --> 01:48:18,531 The truth is that I am a quarter-inch 2463 01:48:18,531 --> 01:48:20,567 below average. 2464 01:48:20,567 --> 01:48:22,102 They call me Shorty-pants. 2465 01:48:22,102 --> 01:48:24,337 - [chuckles] - But there it is. 2466 01:48:24,337 --> 01:48:25,572 Good day to you, sir. 2467 01:48:25,572 --> 01:48:28,241 Uh, it’s a shame you have to go. 2468 01:48:28,475 --> 01:48:29,275 I said good day. 2469 01:48:29,275 --> 01:48:31,311 If I’m gonna share my chocolate with the world, 2470 01:48:31,311 --> 01:48:33,460 I’m gonna need more than a shop. 2471 01:48:33,460 --> 01:48:34,140 I’m sure you will. 2472 01:48:34,140 --> 01:48:35,480 I’m gonna need a factory. 2473 01:48:35,480 --> 01:48:36,549 [chuckles] Yeah, well, good luck with that. 2474 01:48:36,549 --> 01:48:39,552 And someone to head up the tasting department. 2475 01:48:39,552 --> 01:48:40,487 The tasting department? 2476 01:48:40,487 --> 01:48:43,560 [bright music playing] - ♪ Come with me ♪ 2477 01:48:43,560 --> 01:48:43,656 All right. 2478 01:48:43,656 --> 01:48:45,158 ♪ And you’ll be ♪ - Where? 2479 01:48:45,158 --> 01:48:49,629 [Willy] ♪ In a world Of pure imagination ♪ 2480 01:48:49,629 --> 01:48:51,970 [Oompa Loompa] It’s a ruined castle. 2481 01:48:51,970 --> 01:48:52,532 [Willy] ♪ Take a look ♪ 2482 01:48:52,532 --> 01:48:54,601 ♪ And you’ll see ♪ 2483 01:48:54,601 --> 01:48:57,537 ♪ Into your imagination ♪ 2484 01:48:57,537 --> 01:48:59,105 [Oompa Loompa] Frankly, I rather doubt it. 2485 01:48:59,105 --> 01:49:03,410 [chuckles] ♪ We’ll begin with a spin ♪ 2486 01:49:03,410 --> 01:49:08,581 ♪ Traveling in the world Of my creation ♪ 2487 01:49:08,581 --> 01:49:10,550 ♪ What we’ll see ♪ 2488 01:49:10,550 --> 01:49:16,220 ♪ Will defy explanation ♪ 2489 01:49:16,220 --> 01:49:18,910 Well, that does defy explanation. 2490 01:49:18,910 --> 01:49:22,495 ♪ If you want To view paradise ♪ 2491 01:49:22,495 --> 01:49:27,300 ♪ Simply look around And view it ♪ 2492 01:49:27,300 --> 01:49:31,337 ♪ Anything you want You do it ♪ 2493 01:49:31,337 --> 01:49:37,510 ♪ Wanna change the world? There’s nothing to it ♪ 2494 01:49:37,510 --> 01:49:38,178 Not bad. 2495 01:49:38,178 --> 01:49:41,681 ♪ There is no life I know ♪ 2496 01:49:41,681 --> 01:49:46,753 ♪ To compare With pure imagination ♪ 2497 01:49:46,753 --> 01:49:51,658 ♪ Living there, You’ll be free ♪ 2498 01:49:51,658 --> 01:49:54,728 ♪ If you truly ♪ 2499 01:49:54,728 --> 01:50:02,268 ♪ Wish to be ♪ 2500 01:50:04,337 --> 01:50:06,720 [music ends] 2501 01:50:08,341 --> 01:50:10,477 [flute plays lilting tune] 2502 01:50:10,477 --> 01:50:13,646 [Oompa Loompa music playing] 2503 01:50:17,117 --> 01:50:20,153 ♪ Oompa Loompa doompety-do ♪ 2504 01:50:20,153 --> 01:50:23,356 ♪ I’ve got a little Bonus for you ♪ 2505 01:50:23,356 --> 01:50:26,693 ♪ Sit back down And stay in your seat ♪ 2506 01:50:26,693 --> 01:50:30,397 ♪ For a last Oompa Loompa-ish treat ♪ 2507 01:50:30,397 --> 01:50:33,566 ♪ Abacus Crunch Returned to his home ♪ 2508 01:50:33,566 --> 01:50:35,201 ♪ Benz to her friends ♪ 2509 01:50:35,201 --> 01:50:36,836 ♪ Lottie Bell to her phones ♪ 2510 01:50:36,836 --> 01:50:40,707 ♪ Brave Larry made A triumphant comeback ♪ 2511 01:50:40,707 --> 01:50:42,642 ♪ One day his ex-wife ♪ 2512 01:50:42,642 --> 01:50:45,378 ♪ Saw the act ♪ 2513 01:50:45,378 --> 01:50:47,414 ♪ Laughed a lot And took him back ♪ 2514 01:50:47,414 --> 01:50:49,716 ♪ Oompa Loompa doompety-day ♪ 2515 01:50:49,716 --> 01:50:53,753 ♪ But what of Mrs. Scrubitt And Bleacher, you say? ♪ 2516 01:50:53,753 --> 01:50:57,223 ♪ Give me Just a moment or two ♪ 2517 01:50:57,223 --> 01:51:02,395 ♪ And I’ll Oompa Loompa Show it to you ♪ 2518 01:51:02,395 --> 01:51:04,798 Oh. What is wrong with this thing? 2519 01:51:04,798 --> 01:51:06,666 Infernal machine. [grunts] 2520 01:51:06,666 --> 01:51:08,234 ♪ I’ll show it to you ♪ 2521 01:51:08,234 --> 01:51:10,437 - [music ends] - There. Much better. 2522 01:51:10,437 --> 01:51:15,141 [Mrs. Scrubitt] Shoes, facelift, nose job, Ibiza, 2523 01:51:15,141 --> 01:51:18,845 big old house in the country, lingerie. 2524 01:51:18,845 --> 01:51:21,181 It’s the Cartel. They’ve gone down. 2525 01:51:21,181 --> 01:51:23,249 We ain’t done nothin’. - [door closes] 2526 01:51:23,249 --> 01:51:25,251 Oh, except poison all them chocolates. 2527 01:51:25,251 --> 01:51:27,387 - [knock at door] - [Affable] Police. Open up. 2528 01:51:27,387 --> 01:51:29,322 Quick! Drink the evidence. 2529 01:51:29,456 --> 01:51:30,390 [knock at door] 2530 01:51:30,390 --> 01:51:31,558 Oh, just a second, Officer. 2531 01:51:31,558 --> 01:51:32,826 - [knock at door] - [Affable] Police. 2532 01:51:32,826 --> 01:51:35,562 [Mrs. Scrubitt] I’m on the toilet, Officer. 2533 01:51:35,562 --> 01:51:36,229 Open up. 2534 01:51:36,229 --> 01:51:37,597 One wipe, and I’m done. - [knock at door] 2535 01:51:37,597 --> 01:51:40,166 Oh, there’s more coming, hang on a minute. 2536 01:51:40,166 --> 01:51:41,601 Right. 2537 01:51:44,537 --> 01:51:45,805 Wow. 2538 01:51:45,805 --> 01:51:48,441 [pants] How can we help you, Officer? [snorts] 2539 01:51:48,441 --> 01:51:49,509 You two are coming with me. 2540 01:51:49,509 --> 01:51:50,844 [Bleacher] But we ain’t done nothin’. 2541 01:51:50,844 --> 01:51:53,179 You’re going away for a very long time. 2542 01:51:56,983 --> 01:51:57,984 [magical music plays] 2543 01:51:57,984 --> 01:51:59,285 [Willy] ♪ Close your eyes ♪ 2544 01:51:59,285 --> 01:52:02,455 ♪ And count to ten ♪ 2545 01:52:03,890 --> 01:52:04,491 ♪ Make a wish ♪ 2546 01:52:04,491 --> 01:52:07,600 - ♪ Now ♪ - [snaps fingers] 2547 01:52:07,600 --> 01:52:09,396 ♪ Open them ♪ 2548 01:52:10,263 --> 01:52:15,135 ♪ Here’s a store That’s like no other ♪ 2549 01:52:15,135 --> 01:52:19,500 ♪ If it were, I wouldn’t bother ♪ 2550 01:52:19,500 --> 01:52:22,342 [mid-tempo music tempo plays] - ♪ Chocolate bushes ♪ 2551 01:52:22,342 --> 01:52:24,100 ♪ Chocolate trees ♪ 2552 01:52:24,100 --> 01:52:29,349 ♪ Chocolate flowers And chocolate bees ♪ 2553 01:52:29,349 --> 01:52:31,951 ♪ Chocolate memories ♪ 2554 01:52:31,951 --> 01:52:35,889 ♪ That a boy once saved ♪ 2555 01:52:38,580 --> 01:52:40,927 ♪ Before they melted away ♪ 2556 01:52:40,927 --> 01:52:45,165 ♪ A world of your own ♪ 2557 01:52:45,465 --> 01:52:49,502 ♪ A place to escape to ♪ 2558 01:52:49,936 --> 01:52:53,506 ♪ A world of your own ♪ 2559 01:52:54,341 --> 01:52:57,977 ♪ Where you can be free ♪ 2560 01:52:58,912 --> 01:53:02,449 ♪ Wherever you go ♪ 2561 01:53:03,149 --> 01:53:07,554 ♪ Wherever life takes you ♪ 2562 01:53:07,921 --> 01:53:11,958 ♪ This is your home ♪ 2563 01:53:12,920 --> 01:53:15,862 ♪ A world of your own ♪ 2564 01:53:21,835 --> 01:53:26,720 ♪ Here is the child That you left behind ♪ 2565 01:53:26,720 --> 01:53:30,510 ♪ Here is the kid With the curious mind ♪ 2566 01:53:30,510 --> 01:53:35,148 ♪ Here is the wonder We used to feel ♪ 2567 01:53:35,148 --> 01:53:38,852 ♪ Back when The magic was real ♪ 2568 01:53:38,852 --> 01:53:43,189 ♪ A world of your own ♪ 2569 01:53:43,189 --> 01:53:48,610 ♪ A place to go when you’re ♪ 2570 01:53:48,610 --> 01:53:52,265 ♪ Feeling alone ♪ 2571 01:53:52,399 --> 01:53:56,536 ♪ Feeling unsure ♪ 2572 01:53:56,536 --> 01:54:01,410 ♪ Embrace the unknown ♪ 2573 01:54:01,410 --> 01:54:06,546 ♪ Enjoy the adventure ♪ 2574 01:54:06,546 --> 01:54:11,184 ♪ Let’s go strolling In the clouds ♪ 2575 01:54:11,184 --> 01:54:15,455 ♪ Grab a handful, It’s allowed ♪ 2576 01:54:15,455 --> 01:54:20,126 ♪ Clouds are made Of cotton candy ♪ 2577 01:54:20,126 --> 01:54:24,364 ♪ Just keep Your umbrella handy ♪ 2578 01:54:24,364 --> 01:54:28,902 ♪ ’Cause there’s A hard rain gonna fall ♪ 2579 01:54:28,902 --> 01:54:34,140 ♪ Humbugs, gumdrops And aniseed balls ♪ 2580 01:54:34,140 --> 01:54:36,142 ♪ Fireworks bring ♪ 2581 01:54:36,142 --> 01:54:42,215 ♪ Sugar string to chew ♪ 2582 01:54:42,215 --> 01:54:47,287 ♪ All the colors Of the rainbow ♪ 2583 01:54:47,287 --> 01:54:49,155 ♪ And some others, too ♪ 2584 01:54:49,155 --> 01:54:53,460 - ♪ A world of our own ♪ - ♪ A world of our own ♪ 2585 01:54:53,460 --> 01:54:58,231 - ♪ A place to escape to ♪ - ♪ A place to escape to ♪ 2586 01:54:58,231 --> 01:55:02,135 - ♪ A world of our own ♪ - ♪ A world of our own ♪ 2587 01:55:02,135 --> 01:55:07,107 ♪ Where we can be free ♪ - ♪ That’s where We can be free ♪ 2588 01:55:07,107 --> 01:55:11,111 - ♪ Wherever you go ♪ - ♪ Wherever you go ♪ 2589 01:55:11,111 --> 01:55:17,830 - ♪ Wherever life takes you ♪ - ♪ Wherever life takes you ♪ 2590 01:55:17,830 --> 01:55:20,954 ♪ This is our home ♪ 2591 01:55:21,154 --> 01:55:25,250 ♪ A world of our own ♪