1 00:00:34,134 --> 00:00:37,370 My name's Ralph, and I'm a bad guy. 2 00:00:41,608 --> 00:00:43,877 Let's see. I'm nine feet tall. I weigh 643 pounds. 3 00:00:44,377 --> 00:00:46,460 Got a little bit of a temper on me. 4 00:00:49,716 --> 00:00:51,818 My passion bubbles very near the surface, 5 00:00:51,985 --> 00:00:53,887 I guess, not gonna lie. 6 00:00:55,488 --> 00:00:57,891 Anyhoo, what else? 7 00:00:58,591 --> 00:01:01,661 I'm a wrecker. I wreck things. Professionally. 8 00:01:03,163 --> 00:01:06,299 I'm very good at what I do. Probably the best I know. 9 00:01:07,567 --> 00:01:10,470 The thing is, fixing is the name of the game. 10 00:01:10,570 --> 00:01:12,238 Literally, Fix-It Felix, Jr. 11 00:01:12,339 --> 00:01:13,440 NICELANDERSI Fix it, Felix! 12 00:01:15,742 --> 00:01:17,770 So, yeah, naturally, 13 00:01:17,310 --> 00:01:19,913 the guy with the name Fix-It Felix is the good guy. 14 00:01:19,979 --> 00:01:21,848 He's nice enough as good guys go. 15 00:01:22,480 --> 00:01:23,850 Definitely fixes stuff really well. 16 00:01:25,218 --> 00:01:28,880 But, if you've got a magic hammer from your father, 17 00:01:28,154 --> 00:01:29,756 how hard can it be? 18 00:01:30,490 --> 00:01:33,930 If he was a regular contractor carpenter guy, 19 00:01:33,626 --> 00:01:35,628 I guarantee you would not be able 20 00:01:35,795 --> 00:01:37,764 to fix the damage that I do as quickly. 21 00:01:39,599 --> 00:01:41,768 And when Felix does a good job, he gets a medal. 22 00:01:42,602 --> 00:01:45,972 But are there medals for wrecking stuff really well? 23 00:01:46,390 --> 00:01:47,941 To that I say, "Ha!" 24 00:01:49,909 --> 00:01:51,644 And, no, there aren't. 25 00:01:55,215 --> 00:01:56,950 Thirty years I've been doing this 26 00:01:57,830 --> 00:01:59,819 and I've seen a lot of other games come and go. 27 00:01:59,986 --> 00:02:03,560 Kind of sad. I think about all those guys from Asteroids. 28 00:02:03,223 --> 00:02:05,525 Boom! Gone. Centipede? 29 00:02:05,625 --> 00:02:07,460 Who knows where that guy is, you know? 30 00:02:08,161 --> 00:02:10,530 Look, a steady arcade gig is nothing to sneeze at. 31 00:02:10,630 --> 00:02:11,731 I'm very lucky. 32 00:02:13,199 --> 00:02:15,201 It's just, I got to say, 33 00:02:15,535 --> 00:02:17,837 it becomes kind of hard to love your job 34 00:02:17,904 --> 00:02:20,173 when no one seems to like you for doing it. 35 00:02:23,877 --> 00:02:26,413 All clear! The arcade is closed! 36 00:02:26,746 --> 00:02:28,810 Shoryuken! 37 00:02:28,181 --> 00:02:32,185 Whoo! What a day! You want to head to Tappers, Ken? 38 00:02:32,285 --> 00:02:33,720 If you're buying, buddy. 39 00:02:37,691 --> 00:02:38,858 Quitting time! 40 00:02:50,970 --> 00:02:52,572 I don't know. 41 00:02:52,672 --> 00:02:54,207 Maybe I wouldn't be feeling this way 42 00:02:54,307 --> 00:02:56,309 if things were different after work. 43 00:02:57,430 --> 00:02:58,778 But it is what it is. 44 00:02:58,878 --> 00:02:59,946 Good job, everyone! 45 00:03:00,460 --> 00:03:01,548 Felix and the Nicelanders 46 00:03:01,681 --> 00:03:03,516 go hang out in their homes 47 00:03:03,583 --> 00:03:06,186 which he's just fixed, and everyone, you know... 48 00:03:08,421 --> 00:03:11,570 They go to their homes, I go to mine 49 00:03:11,224 --> 00:03:14,270 which happens to be a dump. 50 00:03:14,160 --> 00:03:15,762 And when I say "a dump,". 51 00:03:15,862 --> 00:03:17,197 I don't mean like a shabby place. 52 00:03:17,263 --> 00:03:19,766 I mean an actual dump, 53 00:03:19,933 --> 00:03:22,350 where the garbage goes 54 00:03:22,102 --> 00:03:25,405 and a bunch of bricks and smashed building parts... 55 00:03:26,506 --> 00:03:28,740 That's what I call home. 56 00:03:28,875 --> 00:03:30,377 I guess I can't bellyache too much. 57 00:03:31,110 --> 00:03:33,130 I got my bricks, I got my stump. 58 00:03:36,116 --> 00:03:40,120 It looks uncomfortable. It's actually fine. I'm good. 59 00:03:43,723 --> 00:03:48,395 But if I'm really honest with myself... 60 00:03:48,895 --> 00:03:53,233 I see Felix up there getting patted on the back, 61 00:03:53,366 --> 00:03:57,404 people are giving him pie and thanking him 62 00:03:57,537 --> 00:04:00,573 and so happy to see him all the time. 63 00:04:00,707 --> 00:04:02,809 Sometimes I think... 64 00:04:02,976 --> 00:04:08,810 Man, it sure must be nice being the good guy. 65 00:04:11,951 --> 00:04:13,453 Nice share, Ralph. 66 00:04:13,720 --> 00:04:14,921 As fellow bad guys, 67 00:04:14,988 --> 00:04:16,423 we've all felt what you're feeling 68 00:04:16,556 --> 00:04:17,924 and we've come to terms with it. 69 00:04:18,580 --> 00:04:19,459 - Really? - Right here. 70 00:04:20,600 --> 00:04:21,528 I am Zangief. I am bad guy. 71 00:04:21,628 --> 00:04:23,830 - Hi, Zangief! - Hi, Zangief. 72 00:04:24,640 --> 00:04:26,966 I relate to you, Ralph. When I hit bottom, 73 00:04:27,133 --> 00:04:28,601 I was crushing man's skull 74 00:04:28,668 --> 00:04:31,404 like sparrow egg between my thighs. 75 00:04:32,739 --> 00:04:35,675 And I think, "Why do you have to be so bad, Zangief?" 76 00:04:35,742 --> 00:04:38,278 "Why can't you be more like good guy?" 77 00:04:38,411 --> 00:04:40,947 Then I have moment of clarity. 78 00:04:41,247 --> 00:04:42,949 If Zangief is good guy, 79 00:04:43,830 --> 00:04:44,984 who'll crush man's skull 80 00:04:45,850 --> 00:04:47,287 like sparrow's egg between thighs? 81 00:04:47,420 --> 00:04:49,522 And I say, "Zangief, you are bad guy", 82 00:04:49,689 --> 00:04:52,992 "but this does not mean you are 'bad' guy." 83 00:04:55,962 --> 00:04:59,132 Right. I'm sorry. You lost me there. 84 00:04:59,199 --> 00:05:00,700 - Zombie! Bad guy! - Hi, Zombie. 85 00:05:00,867 --> 00:05:02,135 Hi, Zombie. 86 00:05:02,502 --> 00:05:05,672 Zangief saying labels not make you happy. 87 00:05:05,772 --> 00:05:07,974 Good! Bad! 88 00:05:09,342 --> 00:05:11,478 You must love you. 89 00:05:11,611 --> 00:05:13,880 - Yeah! Inside here! - Yes. 90 00:05:14,470 --> 00:05:17,500 Okay. All right, I get you. Watch out. It's dripping. 91 00:05:17,217 --> 00:05:18,218 Question, Ralph. 92 00:05:18,284 --> 00:05:20,854 We've been asking you to Bad-Anon for years now 93 00:05:20,987 --> 00:05:24,240 and tonight you finally show up. 94 00:05:24,557 --> 00:05:25,892 - Why is that? - I don't know. 95 00:05:25,992 --> 00:05:27,327 I just felt like coming. 96 00:05:27,460 --> 00:05:31,731 I suppose it has something to do with the fact that... 97 00:05:32,132 --> 00:05:35,350 Well, today is the 30th anniversary of my game. 98 00:05:35,135 --> 00:05:37,370 Well, happy anniversary, Ralph. 99 00:05:37,203 --> 00:05:38,371 Thanks, Satan. 100 00:05:38,471 --> 00:05:41,700 It's Sateen, actually. 101 00:05:41,141 --> 00:05:43,276 Got it. But here's the thing. 102 00:05:46,146 --> 00:05:47,747 I don't want to be the bad guy anymore. 103 00:05:51,170 --> 00:05:53,219 You can't mess with the program, Ralph. 104 00:05:53,319 --> 00:05:55,955 You're not going Turbo, are you? 105 00:05:56,156 --> 00:05:59,392 Turbo? No, I'm not going Turbo! Come on, guys! 106 00:05:59,826 --> 00:06:02,395 Is it Turbo to want a friend? Or a medal? 107 00:06:02,562 --> 00:06:04,431 Or a piece of pie every once in a while? 108 00:06:04,564 --> 00:06:06,232 Is it Turbo to want more out of life? 109 00:06:06,332 --> 00:06:07,701 Yes! 110 00:06:08,468 --> 00:06:09,703 Ralph, Ralph, we get it. 111 00:06:09,769 --> 00:06:11,738 But we can't change who we are. 112 00:06:11,838 --> 00:06:13,106 And the sooner you accept that, 113 00:06:14,740 --> 00:06:16,543 the better off your game and your life will be. 114 00:06:17,110 --> 00:06:19,813 Hey. One game at a time, Ralph. 115 00:06:20,580 --> 00:06:22,449 Let's close out with the Bad Guy Affirmation. 116 00:06:27,420 --> 00:06:30,560 I'm bad, and that's good. 117 00:06:30,190 --> 00:06:33,893 I will never be good, and that's not bad. 118 00:06:34,600 --> 00:06:36,262 There's no one I'd rather be than me. 119 00:06:37,697 --> 00:06:39,299 Okay, gang, see you next week. 120 00:06:39,366 --> 00:06:41,301 Listen, I can't do snacks next week. 121 00:06:41,434 --> 00:06:42,936 Hang in there, Ralph. 122 00:06:43,870 --> 00:06:45,438 Hey, Zombie, don't forget your hatchets. 123 00:06:45,538 --> 00:06:46,606 There you go. 124 00:07:48,101 --> 00:07:50,300 Step aside, sir. Random security check. 125 00:07:50,103 --> 00:07:52,172 Random my behind! You always stop me. 126 00:07:52,272 --> 00:07:54,507 I'm just a surge protector doing my job, sir. 127 00:07:54,607 --> 00:07:56,309 - Name? - Lara Croft. 128 00:07:56,376 --> 00:07:57,977 - Name? - Wreck-It Ralph! 129 00:07:58,440 --> 00:07:59,479 And where are you coming from? 130 00:07:59,546 --> 00:08:00,914 Pac-Man. 131 00:08:01,140 --> 00:08:02,415 Did you bring any fruit with you? 132 00:08:02,515 --> 00:08:04,170 No! No. No fruit. 133 00:08:04,117 --> 00:08:05,485 Okay, then. Where are you heading? 134 00:08:05,518 --> 00:08:06,553 Fix-ll' Felix Jr. 135 00:08:06,619 --> 00:08:08,488 - Anything to declare? - I hate you. 136 00:08:08,555 --> 00:08:10,323 I get that a lot. Proceed. 137 00:08:15,280 --> 00:08:16,429 Bad guy coming! 138 00:08:18,198 --> 00:08:19,766 If you leave your game, 139 00:08:19,866 --> 00:08:21,835 stay safe, stay alert, 140 00:08:21,901 --> 00:08:24,270 and whatever you do, don't die. 141 00:08:24,371 --> 00:08:26,539 Because if you die outside your own game 142 00:08:26,639 --> 00:08:28,141 you don't regenerate. 143 00:08:28,241 --> 00:08:29,976 Ever. Game over. 144 00:08:39,886 --> 00:08:41,221 Here you go, buddy. 145 00:08:42,155 --> 00:08:45,392 It's fresh. Straight from Pac-Man's. 146 00:08:45,725 --> 00:08:47,270 Hang in there, guys. 147 00:08:47,460 --> 00:08:48,528 Name? 148 00:08:58,605 --> 00:09:02,242 Celebrate good times Come on! 149 00:09:24,970 --> 00:09:26,700 "Happy 30th Anniversary"? 150 00:09:27,534 --> 00:09:29,135 They're having a party without me. 151 00:09:31,638 --> 00:09:34,641 Pas-Man? They invited Pac-Man? 152 00:09:34,708 --> 00:09:37,143 That cherry-chasing dot-muncher 153 00:09:37,210 --> 00:09:38,645 isn't even part of this game! 154 00:09:39,279 --> 00:09:40,513 Great party, Felix. 155 00:09:40,613 --> 00:09:41,981 Why, thank you, friend. 156 00:09:42,315 --> 00:09:43,950 Felix. You're needed on the dance floor! 157 00:09:47,454 --> 00:09:48,988 Whoo! 158 00:09:50,957 --> 00:09:53,927 Fix-It Felix! Whoo-whoo! Fix-It Felix! 159 00:09:55,628 --> 00:09:56,730 I'll bet that's Mario. 160 00:09:56,830 --> 00:09:59,165 Fashionably late, per the norm. 161 00:09:59,399 --> 00:10:00,800 I'll get it, Felix. 162 00:10:06,639 --> 00:10:07,640 It's Ralph! 163 00:10:08,908 --> 00:10:10,877 - He'll wreck the party! - Hide the stemware! 164 00:10:10,977 --> 00:10:11,978 Get rid of him, Felix. 165 00:10:12,780 --> 00:10:14,781 Right. I'll go talk to him. 166 00:10:14,848 --> 00:10:16,449 Carry on, everyone. 167 00:10:18,351 --> 00:10:20,353 Ralph, can I help you? 168 00:10:20,520 --> 00:10:22,255 Hey, Felix. Just wanted to check on you. 169 00:10:22,355 --> 00:10:24,324 I saw a big explosion 170 00:10:24,424 --> 00:10:26,793 or something go over the building there. 171 00:10:27,930 --> 00:10:29,529 Those were just fireworks. 172 00:10:29,662 --> 00:10:31,310 Fireworks. Okay. Phewf. 173 00:10:31,531 --> 00:10:32,832 Somebody's birthday, or... 174 00:10:33,166 --> 00:10:37,170 Well, it's more of an anniversary. 175 00:10:37,270 --> 00:10:39,873 The 30th anniversary of our game, actually. 176 00:10:39,939 --> 00:10:41,908 What? Is that today? 177 00:10:42,108 --> 00:10:43,109 I know! 178 00:10:43,209 --> 00:10:44,644 I'm such a dummy with dates. 179 00:10:44,778 --> 00:10:47,130 Anyway, congratulations. 180 00:10:47,213 --> 00:10:50,250 Thank you, Ralph. And to you, too. 181 00:10:57,791 --> 00:10:59,225 Hi. Just a heads-up, Felix. 182 00:10:59,292 --> 00:11:00,360 They're bringing out the cake in a few shakes. 183 00:11:00,960 --> 00:11:03,263 - Hey, Glen. - Ralph. 184 00:11:04,297 --> 00:11:07,400 Cake'? Heard about this cake stuff. 185 00:11:07,701 --> 00:11:08,702 Never had it. 186 00:11:08,802 --> 00:11:10,170 No one ever seems to throw it out 187 00:11:10,236 --> 00:11:11,504 so it never ends up in the dump. 188 00:11:11,738 --> 00:11:14,174 I never actually tasted it. 189 00:11:14,741 --> 00:11:17,100 I've always wanted to try cake. 190 00:11:17,811 --> 00:11:19,813 I don't suppose you'd like to 191 00:11:19,913 --> 00:11:21,514 come in and have a slice, would you? 192 00:11:21,648 --> 00:11:24,170 Hey-o, everybody! 193 00:11:29,989 --> 00:11:32,459 I'm okay. I'm okay. Fit as a fiddle. 194 00:11:34,427 --> 00:11:36,363 - Now, you all know Ralph. - Evening. 195 00:11:37,564 --> 00:11:40,934 Evening, Nell, Lucy, Don, Dana... 196 00:11:41,100 --> 00:11:42,869 - Deanna. - Big Gene! 197 00:11:43,300 --> 00:11:44,304 Why is he here? 198 00:11:44,504 --> 00:11:46,573 He's just here for a slice of cake. 199 00:11:46,673 --> 00:11:48,441 And I'm a big part of the game, 200 00:11:48,508 --> 00:11:50,100 technically speaking. 201 00:11:50,343 --> 00:11:51,878 Why are you here, Gene? 202 00:11:52,120 --> 00:11:53,413 Look! The cake! 203 00:11:55,448 --> 00:11:59,819 Well, I'll be dipped. You've really outdone yourself, Mary. 204 00:11:59,919 --> 00:12:02,389 And look! There's all of us at the top. 205 00:12:02,756 --> 00:12:05,792 Each apartment is everyone's favorite flavor. 206 00:12:05,859 --> 00:12:07,560 Norvvood's is red velvet. 207 00:12:07,627 --> 00:12:08,628 Guilty! 208 00:12:09,290 --> 00:12:12,232 And lemon for Lucy, rum cake for Gene, 209 00:12:12,432 --> 00:12:13,767 - and for Felix... - Hey, Mary. 210 00:12:14,100 --> 00:12:15,168 Um... 211 00:12:15,268 --> 00:12:18,371 What's the flavor of that mud that I'm stuck in there? 212 00:12:18,605 --> 00:12:21,408 Chocolate. 213 00:12:21,775 --> 00:12:23,977 I've never been real fond of chocolate. 214 00:12:24,110 --> 00:12:25,912 Well, I did not know that. 215 00:12:26,460 --> 00:12:27,180 One other little thing. 216 00:12:27,280 --> 00:12:30,817 I hate to be picky, but this angry little guy here... 217 00:12:30,884 --> 00:12:32,852 - My cake! - ...might be a lot happier 218 00:12:32,952 --> 00:12:35,321 if you put him up here with everyone else. 219 00:12:35,388 --> 00:12:37,590 See that? Look at that smile. 220 00:12:37,724 --> 00:12:39,726 No, no. You see, Ralph, 221 00:12:39,826 --> 00:12:41,928 there's no room for you up here. 222 00:12:43,229 --> 00:12:45,498 What about this? We can make room. 223 00:12:45,732 --> 00:12:48,301 Here. We could take turns. Easy. 224 00:12:49,502 --> 00:12:51,237 How about we just eat the cake? 225 00:12:51,338 --> 00:12:53,707 Hang on. Felix needs to be on the roof 226 00:12:53,807 --> 00:12:55,775 because he's about to get his medal! 227 00:12:55,975 --> 00:12:58,144 Then how about we just take that medal 228 00:12:58,244 --> 00:12:59,546 and give it to Ralph for once? 229 00:12:59,646 --> 00:13:01,247 Would that be the end of the world, Gene? 230 00:13:01,381 --> 00:13:03,116 Now you're just being ridiculous. 231 00:13:03,249 --> 00:13:04,884 Only good guys win medals, 232 00:13:04,984 --> 00:13:07,520 and you, sir, are no good guy. 233 00:13:07,687 --> 00:13:09,550 I could be a good guy if I wanted to, 234 00:13:09,155 --> 00:13:10,223 and I could win a medal! 235 00:13:10,323 --> 00:13:13,226 And when you do, come and talk to us. 236 00:13:13,360 --> 00:13:16,290 Then would you finally let me be on top of the cake with you guys? 237 00:13:16,162 --> 00:13:17,163 If you won a medal, 238 00:13:17,263 --> 00:13:19,165 we'd let you live up here in the penthouse! 239 00:13:19,265 --> 00:13:21,201 But it will never happen 240 00:13:21,434 --> 00:13:24,371 because you're just the bad guy who wrecks the building. 241 00:13:24,604 --> 00:13:26,390 No, I'm not. 242 00:13:26,106 --> 00:13:27,307 Yes, you are! 243 00:13:27,407 --> 00:13:29,420 No, I'm not! 244 00:13:38,852 --> 00:13:40,653 Yes, you are. 245 00:13:42,589 --> 00:13:44,824 All right, Gene. You know what? 246 00:13:45,125 --> 00:13:46,393 I'm going to win a medal. 247 00:13:46,793 --> 00:13:48,995 Lam going to win a medal! 248 00:13:49,129 --> 00:13:51,998 The shiniest medal this place has ever seen! 249 00:13:52,132 --> 00:13:54,501 A medal that will be so good 250 00:13:54,634 --> 00:13:57,570 that it will make Felix's medals wet their pants! 251 00:13:58,905 --> 00:14:01,241 And good night! Thank you for the party. 252 00:14:02,242 --> 00:14:03,977 - Is he serious? - Please! 253 00:14:04,144 --> 00:14:06,246 Where's a bad guy going to win a medal? 254 00:14:06,312 --> 00:14:08,381 Of course he's not serious. 255 00:14:08,648 --> 00:14:11,885 I've never been more serious about anything in my life. 256 00:14:11,951 --> 00:14:13,586 That's why I came straight here, Tapper. 257 00:14:13,653 --> 00:14:15,155 You've never given me a bum steer. 258 00:14:15,255 --> 00:14:19,250 Now, come on. Where can a guy like me go and win a medal? 259 00:14:19,159 --> 00:14:21,361 I don't think such a game exists, Ralph. 260 00:14:21,628 --> 00:14:24,640 Come on. You know people. There's got to be... 261 00:14:24,130 --> 00:14:25,365 Tapper, I need a root beer. 262 00:14:25,432 --> 00:14:26,933 Coming! Hold that thought. 263 00:14:34,174 --> 00:14:35,675 Okay. As you were saying. 264 00:14:35,775 --> 00:14:38,812 I was saying, I can't spend another 3O years 265 00:14:38,912 --> 00:14:40,246 living alone in the garbage. 266 00:14:40,313 --> 00:14:42,148 I'm not going back without a medal. 267 00:14:42,349 --> 00:14:43,817 Well, I don't know what to tell you. 268 00:14:43,817 --> 00:14:46,152 Maybe somebody left a medal here. 269 00:14:46,319 --> 00:14:48,488 You're welcome to dig through the lost and found. 270 00:14:48,621 --> 00:14:51,257 Okay, let's see what we got here. 271 00:14:51,324 --> 00:14:53,560 Shoo! Shoo! Go on, get out of here. 272 00:14:55,995 --> 00:14:57,497 Mushroom? No. 273 00:14:58,431 --> 00:15:00,133 What is this? No. 274 00:15:00,800 --> 00:15:04,170 Come on, Zangief! Gross. 275 00:15:04,704 --> 00:15:06,206 On. 276 00:15:06,539 --> 00:15:07,907 What am I doing? 277 00:15:09,709 --> 00:15:11,644 - Hey, excuse you! - We are humanity's last hope. 278 00:15:12,112 --> 00:15:14,280 Our mission? Destroy all Cy-Bugs. 279 00:15:15,482 --> 00:15:17,617 We are humanity's last hope. 280 00:15:18,885 --> 00:15:20,320 You okay there, space cadet? 281 00:15:20,387 --> 00:15:22,188 We've only been plugged in a week 282 00:15:22,288 --> 00:15:25,792 and every day it's, "Climb the building, then fight bugs." 283 00:15:25,859 --> 00:15:28,261 "Climb the building, fight more bugs!" 284 00:15:28,361 --> 00:15:29,529 Yeah, yeah. Right. Look. 285 00:15:29,629 --> 00:15:31,664 Easy on the overalls, spaceman. 286 00:15:31,798 --> 00:15:33,330 It's tough all over, all right? 287 00:15:33,133 --> 00:15:35,969 And all for what? A lousy medal? 288 00:15:36,836 --> 00:15:38,772 Medal? You win a medal? 289 00:15:38,872 --> 00:15:40,640 Yeah, Medal of Heroes. 290 00:15:40,907 --> 00:15:42,642 Ooh. Is it shiny? 291 00:15:43,176 --> 00:15:44,377 Pretty shiny. 292 00:15:44,577 --> 00:15:47,514 - Ooh! And it says "hero" on it? - Yeah. 293 00:15:47,580 --> 00:15:49,949 And you say you win it by climbing a building? 294 00:15:50,830 --> 00:15:51,685 - And fighting bugs! - Right, bugs. 295 00:15:51,818 --> 00:15:54,320 Is there any chance I could go with you to your game 296 00:15:54,487 --> 00:15:56,556 and maybe get one of those medals? 297 00:15:56,656 --> 00:15:58,491 - Negatory. - Does that mean maybe? 298 00:15:58,658 --> 00:16:00,760 No! Look, only the bravest 299 00:16:01,940 --> 00:16:03,797 and the best serve in our corps. 300 00:16:03,897 --> 00:16:04,864 Bug! 301 00:16:13,773 --> 00:16:16,910 We are humanity's last hope. 302 00:16:22,415 --> 00:16:23,483 Attention! 303 00:16:23,550 --> 00:16:26,186 The arcade will open in five minutes. 304 00:16:26,252 --> 00:16:28,188 Please report to your games. 305 00:16:29,389 --> 00:16:32,892 I can't feel my legs. What is all this stuff? 306 00:16:34,928 --> 00:16:36,429 Smells like Ralph in here. 307 00:16:37,864 --> 00:16:40,533 Okay. All right. What was it called again? 308 00:16:40,600 --> 00:16:42,469 Hero's something. 309 00:16:42,635 --> 00:16:43,870 Duty. Hero's Duty. 310 00:16:44,370 --> 00:16:45,138 There it is. 311 00:16:49,609 --> 00:16:52,278 Sorry, Q*bert. It's me, Ralph. 312 00:16:52,779 --> 00:16:53,880 Shh! 313 00:16:58,485 --> 00:16:59,586 The wall. 314 00:17:08,294 --> 00:17:09,763 Morning, kids. Come on in. 315 00:17:09,829 --> 00:17:12,232 Good to see you. Good to see you. You, too, little fella. 316 00:17:17,637 --> 00:17:19,739 Quarter alert! Quarter alert! 317 00:17:19,806 --> 00:17:20,807 This is not a drill. 318 00:17:20,907 --> 00:17:23,643 Ooh! Sweet golden medal! 319 00:17:29,416 --> 00:17:31,217 On a planet with no name 320 00:17:31,284 --> 00:17:34,387 a top-secret experiment has gone horribly wrong. 321 00:17:35,321 --> 00:17:38,491 You are humanity's last hope. 322 00:17:40,694 --> 00:17:42,996 Rooting-tooting, ready for shooting! 323 00:17:43,960 --> 00:17:44,497 All right. 324 00:17:44,664 --> 00:17:47,500 Now listen up, because I'm only going to say this once. 325 00:17:47,701 --> 00:17:50,170 Fear is a four-letter word, ladies. 326 00:17:50,303 --> 00:17:52,806 If you want to go pee-pee in your big-boy slacks, 327 00:17:52,872 --> 00:17:54,174 keep it to yourself. 328 00:17:54,274 --> 00:17:56,676 It's make your mamas proud time! 329 00:17:56,810 --> 00:17:58,110 I love my mama! 330 00:17:58,378 --> 00:17:59,779 Heads up! First-person shooter, 331 00:17:59,846 --> 00:18:00,947 coming through! 332 00:18:01,140 --> 00:18:02,515 Ooh, robot! 333 00:18:02,716 --> 00:18:03,717 Boop, boop, boop. 334 00:18:04,884 --> 00:18:07,954 Game play in three, two, one. 335 00:18:10,560 --> 00:18:11,958 We are humanity's last hope. 336 00:18:12,250 --> 00:18:13,260 Our mission? 337 00:18:13,827 --> 00:18:15,962 Destroy all Cy-Bugs. 338 00:18:16,129 --> 00:18:18,298 You ready, rookie? Let's find out. 339 00:18:20,900 --> 00:18:22,402 Sweet Mother Hubbard! 340 00:18:27,730 --> 00:18:29,900 No, no, no! Wait a second! Aah! 341 00:18:33,413 --> 00:18:35,548 Cy-Bug, twelve o'clock. Take it, newbie. 342 00:18:38,718 --> 00:18:40,653 No, no! Wait, wait! 343 00:18:43,656 --> 00:18:46,192 Watch it, rookie! These monsters become what they eat. 344 00:18:49,229 --> 00:18:50,397 My gun! Give me that back. 345 00:18:55,168 --> 00:18:57,337 Shoot the eggs before they hatch! 346 00:18:57,437 --> 00:18:58,438 No! 347 00:18:58,538 --> 00:19:00,106 Something's coming out of their bottom! 348 00:19:02,750 --> 00:19:04,770 - Gross! - Markowski! 349 00:19:04,177 --> 00:19:05,745 Get back in formation! 350 00:19:06,546 --> 00:19:07,714 All right, ladies, 351 00:19:07,781 --> 00:19:10,350 the kitten whispers and tickle fights stop now. 352 00:19:10,417 --> 00:19:12,185 The entrance to the lab is straight ahead. 353 00:19:12,252 --> 00:19:14,540 - I'll meet you guys inside! - No! 354 00:19:14,187 --> 00:19:16,289 Sanctuary! Sanctuary! 355 00:19:19,459 --> 00:19:21,261 I thought this was going to be like Centipede! 356 00:19:21,628 --> 00:19:24,330 When did video games become so violent and scary? 357 00:19:24,764 --> 00:19:26,700 Please, get me out of here! 358 00:19:28,301 --> 00:19:29,402 Take her! 359 00:19:33,606 --> 00:19:34,741 What a rip-off! 360 00:19:35,608 --> 00:19:38,878 Get off me! It's game over. Stop it! 361 00:19:41,948 --> 00:19:43,583 Beacon up! 362 00:19:47,320 --> 00:19:49,556 Cease fire! Cease fire! 363 00:19:55,462 --> 00:19:58,640 Attention! Return to start positions. 364 00:19:58,231 --> 00:19:59,899 Return to start positions. 365 00:20:01,568 --> 00:20:04,270 Here, let me help you. Sorry about that. 366 00:20:04,504 --> 00:20:06,239 Yeah, you must be upset. 367 00:20:06,306 --> 00:20:08,141 - Markowski. - Who? 368 00:20:08,241 --> 00:20:11,811 Whoa! Yeah, me. I'm Markowski. 369 00:20:12,120 --> 00:20:13,880 What's the first rule of Hero's Duty? 370 00:20:14,247 --> 00:20:16,483 No cuts, no butts, no coconuts? 371 00:20:17,117 --> 00:20:20,620 Never interfere with the first-person shooter. 372 00:20:20,854 --> 00:20:23,556 Ourjob is to get the gamers to the top of that building 373 00:20:23,623 --> 00:20:26,226 so they can get a medal, and that's it! 374 00:20:26,526 --> 00:20:28,328 So stick to the program, soldier! 375 00:20:28,428 --> 00:20:29,429 Right. Right. Aye, aye. 376 00:20:32,699 --> 00:20:36,200 Yeah, right. No way I'm going through that again. 377 00:20:37,771 --> 00:20:40,600 So that's where they keep the medal? 378 00:20:44,611 --> 00:20:46,846 "New racers daily." 379 00:20:47,113 --> 00:20:49,490 Sweet! I got next game. 380 00:20:49,115 --> 00:20:50,183 Go away, kid! 381 00:20:50,450 --> 00:20:51,818 We're going to play all nine of today's racers! 382 00:20:51,918 --> 00:20:52,919 Yeah! 383 00:20:54,154 --> 00:20:55,255 Sorry. 384 00:21:09,302 --> 00:21:11,370 Where's the wrecking guy? 385 00:21:11,838 --> 00:21:14,941 Where's Ralph? He should be wrecking the building. 386 00:21:15,800 --> 00:21:17,110 Shh! Stick with the program. 387 00:21:17,677 --> 00:21:19,379 Fix if, Felix! 388 00:21:27,620 --> 00:21:30,724 Ralph! Quarter alert! Game on! 389 00:21:38,431 --> 00:21:39,799 Do something, Felix! 390 00:21:40,100 --> 00:21:42,502 Just act natural. I'll fix it. 391 00:21:46,873 --> 00:21:48,375 Ralph! Ralph! 392 00:21:48,475 --> 00:21:49,676 What the... 393 00:21:50,143 --> 00:21:51,945 Ralph? Ralph! 394 00:21:54,214 --> 00:21:57,830 My land! Where is he? 395 00:21:58,180 --> 00:21:59,486 Mr. Litwak! 396 00:21:59,686 --> 00:22:01,121 What's the trouble, sweetheart? 397 00:22:01,187 --> 00:22:02,555 The game's busted. 398 00:22:03,289 --> 00:22:06,259 I can fix it! I can fix it! 399 00:22:06,326 --> 00:22:07,360 MR. LITWAKI Boy. 400 00:22:07,460 --> 00:22:10,463 Looks like the game's gone cuckoo, like my nana. 401 00:22:10,997 --> 00:22:13,299 Sorry, sweetie. Here's your quarter back. 402 00:22:13,366 --> 00:22:14,701 But what about the game? 403 00:22:14,901 --> 00:22:16,703 I'll have someone look at it tomorrow... 404 00:22:16,803 --> 00:22:18,905 But if he can't fix it, it might be time 405 00:22:19,390 --> 00:22:21,174 to put old Ralph and Felix out to pasture. 406 00:22:21,474 --> 00:22:22,509 Like my nana. 407 00:22:33,319 --> 00:22:36,690 Ladies and gentlemen, we're out of order. 408 00:22:36,756 --> 00:22:39,559 Sweet mercy! Without Ralph, we're doomed! 409 00:22:39,659 --> 00:22:41,561 They're going to pull our plug! 410 00:22:42,862 --> 00:22:46,499 Okay, everybody, calm down. 411 00:22:47,000 --> 00:22:48,568 Ralph probably fell asleep 412 00:22:48,668 --> 00:22:50,203 in the washroom of Tapper's again. 413 00:22:50,937 --> 00:22:52,806 See? There he is now. 414 00:22:58,278 --> 00:23:01,348 Why, it's Q*bert. What brings you here, neighbor? 415 00:23:03,350 --> 00:23:04,684 What's he saying, Felix? 416 00:23:04,884 --> 00:23:07,587 Stand by. My Q*bert-ese is a little rusty. 417 00:23:22,936 --> 00:23:24,504 Ralph's gone Turbo! 418 00:23:37,751 --> 00:23:38,852 Ooh! 419 00:23:39,986 --> 00:23:41,870 Shiny. 420 00:23:42,550 --> 00:23:44,891 Attention! The arcade is now closed. 421 00:23:44,958 --> 00:23:46,393 Did you get a load of Markowski? 422 00:23:49,396 --> 00:23:50,397 Cy-Bug. 423 00:24:00,306 --> 00:24:01,741 Taste it! 424 00:24:08,682 --> 00:24:10,817 Slick Tiddlywinking, pint-size. 425 00:24:10,917 --> 00:24:12,485 I'm Fix-It Felix, Jr., ma'am. 426 00:24:12,585 --> 00:24:15,121 From the game Fix-It Felix, Jr. 427 00:24:16,589 --> 00:24:18,558 Jimineyjaminey! 428 00:24:19,250 --> 00:24:23,229 Look at that high definition. Your face! 429 00:24:23,496 --> 00:24:25,732 It's amazing! 430 00:24:25,965 --> 00:24:29,302 Flattery don't charge these batteries, civilian. 431 00:24:29,369 --> 00:24:30,737 Now, state your business. 432 00:24:31,137 --> 00:24:33,740 I'm looking for my colleague, Wreck-it Ralph? 433 00:24:34,400 --> 00:24:35,508 Never heard of him. 434 00:24:35,642 --> 00:24:37,877 Well, Q*bert saw him come in here. 435 00:24:38,278 --> 00:24:41,481 Impossible. Nothing gets past me. 436 00:24:42,849 --> 00:24:44,684 That came from the tower. 437 00:25:03,570 --> 00:25:05,772 Nice eggs. Nice e995! 438 00:25:07,700 --> 00:25:08,541 Okay. That was easy. 439 00:25:13,880 --> 00:25:15,448 Congratulations, soldier. 440 00:25:15,582 --> 00:25:17,717 It is my honor to bestow upon you 441 00:25:18,318 --> 00:25:19,886 the Medal of Heroes. 442 00:25:21,540 --> 00:25:22,655 Wow! 443 00:25:36,936 --> 00:25:38,138 No way! 444 00:25:38,271 --> 00:25:39,272 Ten-hut! 445 00:25:40,340 --> 00:25:42,800 Wow! 446 00:25:44,577 --> 00:25:47,347 History will long revere your courage and sacrifice. 447 00:25:47,547 --> 00:25:48,548 Well, thank you! 448 00:25:48,615 --> 00:25:50,483 You have etched in the rock of virtue 449 00:25:50,550 --> 00:25:52,385 a legacy beyond compare. 450 00:25:52,752 --> 00:25:55,210 Thanks, guys. At ease! 451 00:25:55,388 --> 00:25:58,580 You are the universe's greatest hero. 452 00:25:58,191 --> 00:25:59,259 Oops! 453 00:26:02,620 --> 00:26:04,664 The living embodiment of all this corps represents. 454 00:26:06,599 --> 00:26:10,270 Bravery. Integrity. Grace under pressure. 455 00:26:11,104 --> 00:26:13,730 And above all, dignity. 456 00:26:13,139 --> 00:26:15,208 Escape pod activated. 457 00:26:18,611 --> 00:26:19,779 Get off my face! 458 00:26:25,752 --> 00:26:26,986 Incoming! 459 00:26:32,726 --> 00:26:34,270 'RElpH! 'CY-Bug! 460 00:26:46,639 --> 00:26:47,640 A-ha! 461 00:26:47,741 --> 00:26:48,742 No! 462 00:27:28,448 --> 00:27:30,250 Sayonara, sucker! 463 00:27:41,628 --> 00:27:42,829 "Sugar Rush"? 464 00:27:49,502 --> 00:27:51,104 No! 465 00:27:52,138 --> 00:27:53,940 This is that candy go-cart game 466 00:27:54,700 --> 00:27:55,508 over by the Whac-A-Mole. 467 00:27:55,742 --> 00:27:57,210 I got to get out of here. 468 00:27:57,544 --> 00:27:59,279 No! My medal! 469 00:28:02,150 --> 00:28:05,180 No, no, no, no, my medal! 470 00:28:09,220 --> 00:28:10,390 No, no, my medal! 471 00:28:31,878 --> 00:28:32,879 Hi, mister. 472 00:28:34,881 --> 00:28:35,882 Hello. 473 00:28:36,616 --> 00:28:41,588 Man, you scared me, kid. I nearly soiled myself. 474 00:28:41,721 --> 00:28:43,323 What's your name? 475 00:28:43,556 --> 00:28:45,580 Ralph. Wreck-It Ralph. 476 00:28:45,191 --> 00:28:46,993 You're not from here, are you? 477 00:28:47,127 --> 00:28:50,497 No, well, yeah. I mean, not from right in this area. 478 00:28:50,563 --> 00:28:51,865 I'm just doing some work here. 479 00:28:51,931 --> 00:28:53,330 What kind of work? 480 00:28:53,990 --> 00:28:55,201 Some routine candy tree trimming. 481 00:28:55,301 --> 00:28:56,670 You probably want to stand back. 482 00:28:56,736 --> 00:28:58,672 In fact, this whole area 483 00:28:58,738 --> 00:29:00,106 is technically closed while we're trimming. 484 00:29:00,206 --> 00:29:02,175 - Who's "we"? - Candy tree department. 485 00:29:02,242 --> 00:29:04,770 Where is everybody else? 486 00:29:04,244 --> 00:29:05,578 It's just me today. 487 00:29:05,645 --> 00:29:08,480 So you just meant like the royal "we"? 488 00:29:08,148 --> 00:29:10,150 Yep. That's right. 489 00:29:10,250 --> 00:29:12,520 Hey, are you a hobo? 490 00:29:12,919 --> 00:29:16,256 No. I'm not a hobo, but I am busy. 491 00:29:16,322 --> 00:29:18,692 Okay? So you go home. 492 00:29:18,758 --> 00:29:20,560 What's that? Didn't hear you. 493 00:29:20,627 --> 00:29:22,862 Your breath is so bad it made my ears numb. 494 00:29:22,962 --> 00:29:24,970 Listen, I tried to be nice. 495 00:29:24,297 --> 00:29:25,565 I tried to be nice. 496 00:29:26,166 --> 00:29:28,168 - You're mimicking me. - You're mimicking me! 497 00:29:29,690 --> 00:29:30,136 _Ql 00:29:32,739 That is rude, and this conversation is over. 499 00:29:32,806 --> 00:29:34,574 And this conversation is over. 500 00:29:35,742 --> 00:29:38,545 I wouldn't grab that branch if I were you. 501 00:29:38,611 --> 00:29:40,413 I'm from the candy tree department, so I know what... 502 00:29:40,480 --> 00:29:41,981 It's a double stripe. 503 00:29:44,170 --> 00:29:47,220 Double stripes break. Guh-doy! 504 00:29:47,454 --> 00:29:49,789 Why are your hands so freakishly big? 505 00:29:49,989 --> 00:29:52,759 I don't know. Why are you so freakishly annoying'? 506 00:29:53,260 --> 00:29:55,328 Why are you so freakishly... 507 00:29:55,428 --> 00:29:57,897 Sweet mother of monkey milk! A gold coin! 508 00:29:58,310 --> 00:29:59,632 Don't even think about it. That is mine. 509 00:29:59,699 --> 00:30:01,670 - Race you for it! - Hey! 510 00:30:01,334 --> 00:30:03,837 I don't have to race for it because it's mine! 511 00:30:03,937 --> 00:30:05,939 - Double stripe! - Come back here! 512 00:30:06,206 --> 00:30:08,174 - The winner! - Give it back! Give it! 513 00:30:08,274 --> 00:30:09,309 Whoa! 514 00:30:12,278 --> 00:30:13,279 Double stripe. 515 00:30:16,783 --> 00:30:18,184 Thank you! 516 00:30:18,852 --> 00:30:21,654 Wait! Let me talk to you for one second. 517 00:30:21,721 --> 00:30:23,857 Okay. Here's the thing. 518 00:30:23,957 --> 00:30:25,525 I'm not from the candy tree department. 519 00:30:25,625 --> 00:30:29,429 Lying to a child. Shame on you, Ralph. 520 00:30:29,696 --> 00:30:32,499 But I wasn't lying about the medal. That is my medal! 521 00:30:32,565 --> 00:30:34,968 That's why I was climbing the tree. It's mine! 522 00:30:35,235 --> 00:30:36,536 It's precious to me. 523 00:30:36,870 --> 00:30:39,506 That thing is my ticket to a better life. 524 00:30:39,639 --> 00:30:41,808 Yeah, well, now it's my ticket. 525 00:30:41,908 --> 00:30:43,810 - What the... - See you, chump! 526 00:30:44,440 --> 00:30:46,513 Come back! I'll find you! 527 00:30:46,680 --> 00:30:48,348 I will find you! 528 00:30:48,481 --> 00:30:49,482 Double stripe! 529 00:30:51,251 --> 00:30:52,352 Nowhere to hide! 530 00:30:54,521 --> 00:30:58,240 Yeah, he banged around in here like some kind of hot shot, 531 00:30:58,910 --> 00:31:00,660 then he went barreling down into that sweet little game 532 00:31:00,727 --> 00:31:02,395 like a crazy person. 533 00:31:02,495 --> 00:31:04,164 "Sugar Rush. ". 534 00:31:04,531 --> 00:31:06,232 Cy-Bugs would chew up that game 535 00:31:06,366 --> 00:31:10,300 faster than a chicken hawk in a coop of crippled roosters. 536 00:31:10,103 --> 00:31:12,238 - What was that, now? - What are you, thick? 537 00:31:12,505 --> 00:31:14,474 There was a Cy-Bug on that shuttle! 538 00:31:15,709 --> 00:31:17,577 Do you even know what a Cy-Bug is? 539 00:31:18,111 --> 00:31:19,546 I can't say that I do, ma'am. 540 00:31:19,846 --> 00:31:21,648 Cy-Bugs are like a virus. 541 00:31:21,715 --> 00:31:23,216 They don't know they're in a game. 542 00:31:23,283 --> 00:31:26,286 All they know is eat, kill, multiply. 543 00:31:26,419 --> 00:31:28,154 Without a beacon to stop them, 544 00:31:28,221 --> 00:31:30,156 they'll consume Sugar Rush. 545 00:31:30,290 --> 00:31:31,758 But do you think they'll stop there? 546 00:31:31,858 --> 00:31:33,590 - Yes! - Wrong! 547 00:31:33,393 --> 00:31:36,290 Viruses do not stop! 548 00:31:36,196 --> 00:31:38,732 Once those Cy-Bugs finish off Sugar Rush, 549 00:31:38,898 --> 00:31:41,901 they'll invade every other game until this arcade 550 00:31:41,968 --> 00:31:46,840 is nothing but a smoking husk of forgotten dreams. 551 00:31:47,807 --> 00:31:49,609 Kohut! My cruiser. 552 00:31:52,579 --> 00:31:55,582 Jeepers. Is she always this intense? 553 00:31:55,648 --> 00:31:57,384 It's not her fault. 554 00:31:57,450 --> 00:32:00,553 She's programmed with the most tragic back-story ever. 555 00:32:00,720 --> 00:32:02,956 The one day she didn't do a perimeter check... 556 00:32:04,424 --> 00:32:06,259 Her wedding day. 557 00:32:21,274 --> 00:32:23,977 Wait, ma'am! I'm going with you. 558 00:32:24,770 --> 00:32:25,979 Like fun you are, short stack. 559 00:32:26,790 --> 00:32:28,581 If you die outside your game, you don't regenerate. 560 00:32:29,149 --> 00:32:31,317 Well, neither do you, ma'am. 561 00:32:31,651 --> 00:32:34,387 And it is my job to fix what Ralph wrecks. 562 00:32:34,688 --> 00:32:36,189 And I cannot ask you 563 00:32:36,322 --> 00:32:38,324 to risk your life cleaning up his mess. 564 00:32:38,692 --> 00:32:42,462 No flex on this one, ma'am. I am coming along with you. 565 00:33:20,300 --> 00:33:23,269 Citizens of Sugar Rush... 566 00:33:23,803 --> 00:33:25,138 Just in time. 567 00:33:26,720 --> 00:33:30,777 All hail our rightful ruler, King Candy. 568 00:33:31,770 --> 00:33:34,147 Hello, my royal subjects! 569 00:33:34,214 --> 00:33:36,583 Ha-ha! Have some candy! 570 00:33:38,752 --> 00:33:42,355 Thank you for that stirring introduction, Sour Bill. 571 00:33:43,556 --> 00:33:46,359 And thank you to today's avatars. 572 00:33:46,593 --> 00:33:49,396 It was a wonderful day of racing. It was. 573 00:33:49,496 --> 00:33:51,197 But now the arcade is closed, 574 00:33:51,264 --> 00:33:53,533 so it's time to wipe the slate clean 575 00:33:53,600 --> 00:33:56,102 and race to decide our new roster. 576 00:33:58,104 --> 00:33:59,873 The first nine racers across that finish line 577 00:34:01,207 --> 00:34:05,378 will represent Sugar Rush as tomorrow's avatars! 578 00:34:05,512 --> 00:34:06,846 Race! Race! Race! 579 00:34:07,447 --> 00:34:09,315 Okay, calm down. 580 00:34:09,582 --> 00:34:13,319 Listen! This event is pay-to-play. We all know this. 581 00:34:13,520 --> 00:34:15,989 The fee to compete is one gold coin 582 00:34:16,890 --> 00:34:18,910 from your previous winnings, 583 00:34:18,258 --> 00:34:20,927 if you've ever won, which I have. 584 00:34:21,461 --> 00:34:22,862 Let me go first! 585 00:34:28,568 --> 00:34:29,903 King Candy! 586 00:34:38,144 --> 00:34:39,346 Taffyta Muttonfudge! 587 00:34:39,412 --> 00:34:40,513 Stay sweet! 588 00:34:42,480 --> 00:34:44,150 Adorabeezle Winterpop. 589 00:34:45,151 --> 00:34:46,753 Gloyd Orangeboar! 590 00:34:48,655 --> 00:34:52,525 Little stealer! Wait till I catch that brat. 591 00:34:52,625 --> 00:34:55,862 Minty Zaki. Snowanna Rainbeau. 592 00:34:56,429 --> 00:34:59,766 Rancis Fluggerbutter. Jubileena Bin g-Bin g. 593 00:35:01,134 --> 00:35:02,569 Swizzle Malarkey. 594 00:35:03,770 --> 00:35:05,710 Candlehead. 595 00:35:12,946 --> 00:35:14,914 Sour Bill, who's that last one? 596 00:35:18,618 --> 00:35:20,653 Vane/lope von Schweetz! 597 00:35:20,820 --> 00:35:22,922 Yippee! I'm in the race! 598 00:35:23,230 --> 00:35:24,900 Vanellope? 599 00:35:25,325 --> 00:35:26,960 The Glitch! 600 00:35:28,495 --> 00:35:30,764 Now, now! 601 00:35:30,864 --> 00:35:34,334 Everything is all right! Security! 602 00:35:34,667 --> 00:35:35,669 Come here, kid! 603 00:35:35,835 --> 00:35:38,400 We're not going to hurt you, you little freak! 604 00:35:40,540 --> 00:35:41,641 Get back here! 605 00:35:41,708 --> 00:35:43,760 Slow down! Slow down a little bit. 606 00:35:47,547 --> 00:35:50,850 You! Give me back my medal right now! 607 00:35:50,984 --> 00:35:52,452 '~Go! 608 00:35:52,952 --> 00:35:54,200 What is that? 609 00:35:54,220 --> 00:35:55,955 Come on! Go! Roll! 610 00:36:08,301 --> 00:36:10,704 Careful! What are you doing? 611 00:36:20,413 --> 00:36:21,648 Come back here! 612 00:36:24,351 --> 00:36:25,352 I can't move! 613 00:36:25,518 --> 00:36:26,986 Now we got him! 614 00:36:27,354 --> 00:36:29,723 Good, the cops. She went that way! 615 00:36:29,823 --> 00:36:31,358 - Hold still! - Take that! 616 00:36:31,424 --> 00:36:32,492 What are you doing? 617 00:36:32,559 --> 00:36:34,270 Okay, folks. 618 00:36:34,394 --> 00:36:36,996 Calm down! Everything's all right. 619 00:36:37,263 --> 00:36:39,199 The monster's been caught! 620 00:36:39,499 --> 00:36:41,301 We'll repair all the damage. 621 00:36:42,402 --> 00:36:45,138 Don't worry. We will have our race before the arcade opens. 622 00:36:45,872 --> 00:36:48,908 And I'm in it. Yes! 623 00:36:53,460 --> 00:36:56,216 There's no way that I am racing with a glitch. 624 00:36:56,349 --> 00:36:58,151 Rancis, Candlehead, come on. 625 00:36:58,385 --> 00:37:02,922 Sour Bill, that glitch cannot be allowed to race! 626 00:37:03,230 --> 00:37:05,225 And bring that thing to my castle. 627 00:37:05,458 --> 00:37:07,600 Guys! She took... 628 00:37:12,465 --> 00:37:15,869 Or-e-Oreo! 629 00:37:16,770 --> 00:37:18,400 Or-e- 630 00:37:29,315 --> 00:37:32,285 Sour Bill, de-taffify this monster 631 00:37:32,419 --> 00:37:34,120 so we can see what we're up against here. 632 00:37:34,220 --> 00:37:35,388 Kay. 633 00:37:37,891 --> 00:37:40,293 Milk my duds! It's Wreck-It Ralph? 634 00:37:40,427 --> 00:37:43,396 Yeah. Who are you, the guy that makes the donuts? 635 00:37:43,496 --> 00:37:46,499 Please. No. I'm King Candy! 636 00:37:47,567 --> 00:37:49,350 I see you're a fan of pink. 637 00:37:49,169 --> 00:37:51,371 Salmon. Salmon, that's obviously... 638 00:37:51,504 --> 00:37:53,730 What are you doing here? 639 00:37:53,239 --> 00:37:57,344 Look, Your Candiness, this is just a big misunderstanding. 640 00:37:57,477 --> 00:37:59,790 Just get me out of this cupcake, 641 00:37:59,179 --> 00:38:01,181 I'll get my medal, and I'll be out of your way. 642 00:38:01,448 --> 00:38:05,850 Your medal? Bad guys don't win medals. 643 00:38:05,185 --> 00:38:06,686 Well, this one did. 644 00:38:06,820 --> 00:38:08,688 I earned it over in Hero's Duty. 645 00:38:08,822 --> 00:38:09,823 You game-jumped? 646 00:38:09,923 --> 00:38:12,525 Ralph, you're not going Turbo, are you? 647 00:38:12,759 --> 00:38:13,993 What? No, no. 648 00:38:14,160 --> 00:38:17,630 Because if you think you can come in here to my kingdom 649 00:38:17,697 --> 00:38:20,166 and take over my game, you've got another thing coming! 650 00:38:20,500 --> 00:38:21,968 Easy, Your Puffiness. 651 00:38:22,350 --> 00:38:23,670 It's not my fault one of your children 652 00:38:23,770 --> 00:38:25,605 of the candy corn stole my medal. 653 00:38:25,772 --> 00:38:27,941 "Children of the candy corn"? Who'd... 654 00:38:28,608 --> 00:38:29,676 The Glitch! 655 00:38:29,843 --> 00:38:32,145 The coin she used to buy her way into the race. 656 00:38:32,212 --> 00:38:33,279 That was your medal? 657 00:38:33,380 --> 00:38:35,615 She did what? I need that back! 658 00:38:35,782 --> 00:38:38,485 Well, I'm afraid I can't help you. It's gone, you know. 659 00:38:38,551 --> 00:38:41,210 It's nothing but code now. 660 00:38:41,388 --> 00:38:44,157 It will stay that way until someone wins the cup 661 00:38:44,224 --> 00:38:45,592 at the end of the race. 662 00:38:45,725 --> 00:38:47,961 Maybe I'll have to have a little talk 663 00:38:48,610 --> 00:38:49,162 with the winner then. 664 00:38:49,229 --> 00:38:51,131 Is that a threat I smell? 665 00:38:52,132 --> 00:38:55,835 Beyond the halitosis you so obviously suffer from. 666 00:38:55,902 --> 00:38:59,372 Listen, Nilly-Wafer, I'm not leaving without my medal! 667 00:38:59,472 --> 00:39:00,974 Yes, you are. 668 00:39:01,141 --> 00:39:03,977 Wynnchel, Duncan, get him out of that cupcake 669 00:39:04,244 --> 00:39:05,845 and on the first train back home. 670 00:39:05,912 --> 00:39:08,281 If I ever see you here again, Wreck-It Ralph, 671 00:39:09,820 --> 00:39:10,984 I'll lock you in my fungeon. 672 00:39:11,151 --> 00:39:12,185 Fungeon? 673 00:39:12,419 --> 00:39:15,210 Fun dungeon, you know? It's a play on words. 674 00:39:15,422 --> 00:39:16,723 It's the... 675 00:39:17,157 --> 00:39:21,227 Never mind! I've got a glitch to deal with, thanks to you. 676 00:39:21,394 --> 00:39:25,131 Goodbye, Wreck-it Ralph! It hasn't been a pleasure. 677 00:39:29,769 --> 00:39:30,737 This thing is hard as a rock. 678 00:39:30,837 --> 00:39:31,871 I can see that. 679 00:39:31,938 --> 00:39:33,373 - Get the tools. - What tools? 680 00:39:33,440 --> 00:39:34,941 Quiet, you! 681 00:39:36,743 --> 00:39:38,440 What? No! 682 00:39:38,111 --> 00:39:39,879 - Take it easy, big boy! - Stay away from me! 683 00:39:39,946 --> 00:39:41,140 He's getting away! 684 00:39:46,119 --> 00:39:48,488 Quick! Call out the Devil Dogs. 685 00:40:04,971 --> 00:40:06,706 Chocolate. I hate chocolate! 686 00:40:09,420 --> 00:40:10,510 I got to get my medal back. 687 00:40:15,115 --> 00:40:17,117 The pot goes to the winning racer! 688 00:40:17,217 --> 00:40:19,319 Hey, kids! Can I talk to you for a second? 689 00:40:29,629 --> 00:40:31,865 Hello, fellow racers! 690 00:40:32,165 --> 00:40:34,901 It's that little crumb snatcher. 691 00:40:35,100 --> 00:40:37,704 Candlehead, Taffyta, Rancis, you're looking well. 692 00:40:37,837 --> 00:40:40,340 Came by to check out the competition? 693 00:40:40,507 --> 00:40:43,376 Well, here it is, the Lickety-Split! 694 00:40:43,576 --> 00:40:45,545 Sheesh. Looks like she built it herself. 695 00:40:45,745 --> 00:40:46,846 L built it myself. 696 00:40:47,130 --> 00:40:49,582 Fastest pedal-power west of the Whac-A-Mole. 697 00:40:49,683 --> 00:40:50,817 Check her out. 698 00:40:55,422 --> 00:40:59,492 Vanellope, it's so... You. 699 00:41:00,694 --> 00:41:03,596 But you have to back out of the race. Yeah. 700 00:41:03,697 --> 00:41:05,298 No, I don't, 701 00:41:05,365 --> 00:41:08,168 because I paid my fee and I'm on the board... 702 00:41:08,334 --> 00:41:10,437 So, yeah, I'm definitely racing. 703 00:41:10,704 --> 00:41:13,440 Yeah, well, King Candy says glitches can't race. 704 00:41:13,540 --> 00:41:17,100 I'm not a glitch, Taffyta. I've just got pixslexia, okay? 705 00:41:17,177 --> 00:41:19,450 The rules are there for a reason, Vanellope. 706 00:41:19,212 --> 00:41:22,150 To protect us. Say I'm you. 707 00:41:22,182 --> 00:41:24,851 I'm in my weird little car and I'm driving 708 00:41:24,951 --> 00:41:27,520 and I actually feel kind of cool for once. 709 00:41:27,687 --> 00:41:29,622 And then, all of a sudden, no. 710 00:41:29,789 --> 00:41:32,192 I'm glitching! 711 00:41:32,325 --> 00:41:33,660 ~See? 712 00:41:33,727 --> 00:41:35,795 You're an accident just waiting to happen. 713 00:41:35,895 --> 00:41:38,865 No! I glitched, too! 714 00:41:40,660 --> 00:41:41,267 Uncool. 715 00:41:41,401 --> 00:41:44,104 Stop it! Stop! You're breaking it! 716 00:41:45,638 --> 00:41:46,639 Please! 717 00:41:46,973 --> 00:41:49,420 I just want to race like you guys. 718 00:41:49,409 --> 00:41:52,612 You will never be a racer because you're a glitch. 719 00:41:52,746 --> 00:41:54,748 And that's all you'll ever be! 720 00:41:56,816 --> 00:41:58,418 Hey! Leave her alone! 721 00:42:02,322 --> 00:42:04,124 Let's get out of here! 722 00:42:09,620 --> 00:42:10,830 Scram, you rotten little cavities! 723 00:42:10,930 --> 00:42:12,432 Before I throw you in the mud! 724 00:42:19,720 --> 00:42:20,674 What are you looking at? 725 00:42:21,741 --> 00:42:24,244 You're welcome, you rotten little thief. 726 00:42:24,377 --> 00:42:27,614 I'm not a thief! I just borrowed your stupid coin. 727 00:42:27,714 --> 00:42:30,383 I was going to give it back to you as soon as I won the race. 728 00:42:30,450 --> 00:42:32,819 It's not a coin. It is a medal. 729 00:42:33,119 --> 00:42:34,854 Coin, medal, whatever. 730 00:42:34,954 --> 00:42:37,657 Just go back to your own dumb game and win another one. 731 00:42:37,757 --> 00:42:40,600 I can't. I didn't win it in my game. 732 00:42:40,126 --> 00:42:41,828 I won it in Hero's Duty. 733 00:42:42,529 --> 00:42:43,997 Hero's Doodie? 734 00:42:46,299 --> 00:42:48,340 It's not that kind of duty. 735 00:42:48,268 --> 00:42:50,203 I bet you really got to watch where you step 736 00:42:50,303 --> 00:42:52,539 in a game called Hero's Doodie! 737 00:42:53,973 --> 00:42:56,209 What did you win the medal for, wiping? 738 00:42:57,644 --> 00:43:00,847 I hope you washed your hands after you handled that medal. 739 00:43:01,114 --> 00:43:02,349 - Listen! - One more, one more. 740 00:43:02,482 --> 00:43:04,851 Why did the hero flush the toilet? 741 00:43:05,885 --> 00:43:07,987 - Say "why." - Why? 742 00:43:08,121 --> 00:43:10,190 Because it was his doodie! 743 00:43:10,423 --> 00:43:12,920 How dare you insult Hero's Duty? 744 00:43:12,158 --> 00:43:13,293 You little guttersnipe! 745 00:43:13,393 --> 00:43:14,894 I earned that medal 746 00:43:14,994 --> 00:43:17,364 and you better get it back for me toot-sweet, sister! 747 00:43:17,497 --> 00:43:19,265 Well, unless you've got a go-cart 748 00:43:19,332 --> 00:43:21,134 hidden in the fat folds of your neck, 749 00:43:21,301 --> 00:43:22,602 I can't help you! 750 00:43:29,900 --> 00:43:30,744 What a moron. 751 00:43:31,311 --> 00:43:33,646 Hey, genius! It's a jawbreaker. 752 00:43:33,747 --> 00:43:35,215 You're never going to break... 753 00:43:40,687 --> 00:43:43,890 Enjoy your little tantrum, diaper baby? 754 00:43:44,240 --> 00:43:45,225 Leave me alone. 755 00:43:45,492 --> 00:43:49,562 Look, you want that medal, right'? And I want to race. 756 00:43:49,763 --> 00:43:51,364 So here's what I'm thinking. 757 00:43:51,598 --> 00:43:54,768 You help me get a new cart... A real cart... 758 00:43:55,168 --> 00:43:57,904 And I'll win the race and get you back your medal. 759 00:43:58,380 --> 00:44:00,607 You want me to help you? 760 00:44:00,707 --> 00:44:03,760 All you got to do is break something for me. 761 00:44:03,209 --> 00:44:05,912 Come on. What do you say, friend? 762 00:44:06,212 --> 00:44:07,614 We are not friends. 763 00:44:08,515 --> 00:44:11,785 Come on, pal. You son of a gun. 764 00:44:12,520 --> 00:44:14,287 Come on, buddy. Let's shake on it. 765 00:44:15,355 --> 00:44:16,790 Come on, chumbo. 766 00:44:16,856 --> 00:44:19,359 Ralph, my man. My main man. 767 00:44:19,959 --> 00:44:21,270 Hey! 768 00:44:21,394 --> 00:44:24,464 My arm's getting tired. Do we have a deal or not? 769 00:44:25,699 --> 00:44:28,340 You better win. 770 00:44:31,370 --> 00:44:32,539 Well, I'll say this much, 771 00:44:32,739 --> 00:44:35,108 they don't call your friend "Wreck-it" for nothing. 772 00:44:36,242 --> 00:44:37,844 There's the shuttle. 773 00:44:41,414 --> 00:44:42,549 Is he in there? 774 00:44:43,830 --> 00:44:45,585 Nope. Lucky for him. 775 00:44:45,719 --> 00:44:48,288 Otherwise I would have slapped his corpse. 776 00:44:49,422 --> 00:44:50,924 No Cy-Bug, either. 777 00:44:51,424 --> 00:44:54,728 Got to find it before it lays its filthy eggs. 778 00:44:56,960 --> 00:44:57,330 It came this way, 779 00:44:57,430 --> 00:44:59,650 but the sugar particles in the atmosphere 780 00:44:59,165 --> 00:45:00,633 are jamming my sensor. 781 00:45:00,767 --> 00:45:02,135 Can't get a read on it. 782 00:45:02,268 --> 00:45:04,537 So what is it with this Wreck-It joker? 783 00:45:04,604 --> 00:45:05,805 Why did he go AWOL? 784 00:45:05,905 --> 00:45:07,407 I wish I knew, ma'am. 785 00:45:07,607 --> 00:45:10,243 He was acting all squirrelly last night... 786 00:45:10,343 --> 00:45:12,946 Going on about cake and medals... 787 00:45:13,179 --> 00:45:16,160 But I never thought he'd go Turbo. 788 00:45:16,282 --> 00:45:17,350 "Go Turbo"? 789 00:45:17,584 --> 00:45:20,253 That's right, you guys just got plugged in. 790 00:45:20,620 --> 00:45:23,823 Well, back when the arcade first opened, 791 00:45:23,923 --> 00:45:26,726 Turbo Time was by far the most popular game. 792 00:45:26,793 --> 00:45:29,262 - And Turbo... - Turbo-tastic! 793 00:45:29,429 --> 00:45:31,998 - He loved the attention. - Turbo-tastic! 794 00:45:32,980 --> 00:45:35,350 So, when RoadBlasters got plugged in 795 00:45:35,135 --> 00:45:36,569 and stole Turbo's thunder... 796 00:45:36,636 --> 00:45:38,138 New game. All right! 797 00:45:38,304 --> 00:45:40,173 Boy, was he jealous. 798 00:45:41,307 --> 00:45:44,678 So jealous that he abandoned his game 799 00:45:44,778 --> 00:45:46,346 and tried to take over the new one. 800 00:45:46,446 --> 00:45:48,615 These are the greatest graphics I've ever seen! 801 00:45:48,815 --> 00:45:49,816 Turbo-tastic! 802 00:45:50,817 --> 00:45:53,687 Hey. Is that... That looks like Turbo. 803 00:45:54,821 --> 00:45:56,790 What's Turbo doing in this game? Aw, come on! 804 00:45:57,223 --> 00:45:58,391 Mr. Litwak! 805 00:45:59,292 --> 00:46:03,129 Turbo ended up putting both games and himself 806 00:46:03,229 --> 00:46:06,533 out of order, for good. 807 00:46:06,966 --> 00:46:09,736 Yes, the selfish man is like a mangy dog 808 00:46:09,836 --> 00:46:11,738 chasing a cautionary tale. 809 00:46:11,838 --> 00:46:13,239 I know, right? 810 00:46:13,907 --> 00:46:15,942 That's why I have to get Ralph home 811 00:46:16,900 --> 00:46:18,144 or the same thing's gonna happen to my game. 812 00:46:22,916 --> 00:46:24,317 What is this? 813 00:46:25,185 --> 00:46:27,787 "Nesquik Sand"? Quicksand'? 814 00:46:28,210 --> 00:46:30,724 I'll hop out and grab you one of those vines. 815 00:46:36,162 --> 00:46:39,599 I can't hop. I'm hop-less. This is hopeless! 816 00:46:39,699 --> 00:46:40,834 We're going to drown here. 817 00:46:40,934 --> 00:46:42,435 Stop thrashing. Stop moving. 818 00:46:42,535 --> 00:46:43,703 You're making us sink faster. 819 00:46:43,703 --> 00:46:44,671 We're going to die! 820 00:46:44,771 --> 00:46:46,272 Get ahold of yourself! 821 00:46:50,377 --> 00:46:53,179 The vines. They're Laffy Taffy. 822 00:46:53,346 --> 00:46:55,682 They're attracted to whatever makes them laugh. 823 00:46:55,782 --> 00:46:57,250 Here, hit me again. 824 00:47:01,540 --> 00:47:03,556 That's not funny enough. Harder! 825 00:47:03,890 --> 00:47:05,291 Look, you're a nice guy. I can't... 826 00:47:05,458 --> 00:47:08,610 No, ma'am! The arcade is depending on us. 827 00:47:08,328 --> 00:47:10,930 Now do your duty. That's an 0rd... 828 00:47:13,833 --> 00:47:15,435 It's working! Hit me again. 829 00:47:16,169 --> 00:47:17,370 Ooh, your eye. 830 00:47:18,380 --> 00:47:20,407 I can fix it. Now... 831 00:47:21,408 --> 00:47:24,411 San Fran-tastic! Again! 832 00:47:25,245 --> 00:47:26,746 You mean business! 833 00:47:28,810 --> 00:47:29,783 Yikes on bikes! 834 00:47:31,384 --> 00:47:34,554 Wow! We're... killing... them! 835 00:47:35,722 --> 00:47:36,956 Comedy gold! 836 00:48:02,749 --> 00:48:04,818 All right, enough with the goo-goo eyes. 837 00:48:04,918 --> 00:48:06,553 We've got work to do. Let's go. 838 00:48:09,222 --> 00:48:10,957 We lost the Cy-Bug. 839 00:48:11,570 --> 00:48:12,892 Come on. We'll get a better view from the air. 840 00:48:12,959 --> 00:48:14,661 You think you can fix that shuttle? 841 00:48:15,128 --> 00:48:16,763 Can do. 842 00:48:33,480 --> 00:48:34,581 Shh! 843 00:48:41,454 --> 00:48:43,923 All right, do your thing, knuckles. Bust it open! 844 00:48:43,990 --> 00:48:46,926 What's this? You're a full-on criminal, aren't you? 845 00:48:46,993 --> 00:48:48,862 Hey, we shook on it. 846 00:48:52,332 --> 00:48:54,300 Thank you, Jeeves. 847 00:48:55,969 --> 00:48:58,538 What is this place? Where are the carts? 848 00:48:58,605 --> 00:48:59,773 You gotta make one. 849 00:48:59,839 --> 00:49:01,410 What? No, no. 850 00:49:01,141 --> 00:49:03,900 Look, kid, bad idea. Trust me. 851 00:49:03,143 --> 00:49:05,211 I don't make things. I break things. 852 00:49:05,311 --> 00:49:07,380 Well, it looks like you're going to be stepping outside 853 00:49:07,447 --> 00:49:08,882 your comfort zone, then, Gladys. 854 00:49:09,182 --> 00:49:10,650 Ooh, this is a good one! 855 00:49:11,317 --> 00:49:14,788 Welcome to the bakery! Let's bake a kart! 856 00:49:15,210 --> 00:49:16,456 What is this, another game? 857 00:49:16,523 --> 00:49:17,791 Yeah, well, it's a mini-game. 858 00:49:18,191 --> 00:49:19,492 You have one minute to win it. 859 00:49:19,659 --> 00:49:20,960 - What? - Come on, Ralph! 860 00:49:21,327 --> 00:49:22,896 Go! Mixing. 861 00:49:22,996 --> 00:49:24,631 Put the ingredients in the bowl 862 00:49:24,698 --> 00:49:26,166 and throw away the trash. 863 00:49:26,332 --> 00:49:27,500 Hairbrush. No! 864 00:49:28,134 --> 00:49:29,636 Underpants. No, no! 865 00:49:29,703 --> 00:49:31,304 You're getting all the wrong stuff, kid. 866 00:49:31,338 --> 00:49:33,600 I'm trying! 867 00:49:33,340 --> 00:49:36,409 Let me up there. I'll do it. No. Yes. 868 00:49:37,100 --> 00:49:39,245 Gross. Milk. Yes, yes, yes. 869 00:49:40,513 --> 00:49:41,481 Batter up! 870 00:49:46,820 --> 00:49:49,550 Come on! No sleeping on the job! 871 00:49:50,560 --> 00:49:51,991 Baking! Pump up the heat 872 00:49:52,580 --> 00:49:54,270 and hold the perfect temperature. 873 00:49:54,194 --> 00:49:55,695 Ralph, a little help here? 874 00:49:55,829 --> 00:49:56,830 I'm on it. 875 00:49:59,299 --> 00:50:01,768 Yeah, no problem. Give me this thing here. 876 00:50:02,836 --> 00:50:04,838 Okay, good. Little more. 877 00:50:05,500 --> 00:50:08,108 Yeah, that's it! Hold it, hold it, hold it. 878 00:50:10,310 --> 00:50:13,413 Yes! Come on. Get up, Ralph! Fifteen seconds! 879 00:50:13,513 --> 00:50:15,181 - Decorating! - Wheels first. 880 00:50:15,348 --> 00:50:16,583 - How many? - Four, doy! 881 00:50:16,683 --> 00:50:17,784 Got it. 882 00:50:18,885 --> 00:50:21,354 Now frosting. A buttload of frosting! 883 00:50:21,421 --> 00:50:22,422 No problem. 884 00:50:34,701 --> 00:50:37,804 Time's up! Congratulations. 885 00:50:37,937 --> 00:50:40,840 You did it, and here's your cart! 886 00:50:50,884 --> 00:50:55,550 Look, kid... I tried to warn you. 887 00:50:55,221 --> 00:50:58,158 I can't make things. I just break... 888 00:50:58,224 --> 00:50:59,726 I love it. 889 00:51:00,293 --> 00:51:01,294 You do? 890 00:51:01,728 --> 00:51:02,962 I love it. 891 00:51:03,129 --> 00:51:05,131 I love it! I love it! I love it! 892 00:51:05,298 --> 00:51:07,000 Look, it's got a real engine! 893 00:51:07,100 --> 00:51:08,468 And look at these wheels. 894 00:51:10,700 --> 00:51:13,173 I love it! I finally have a real cart! 895 00:51:13,473 --> 00:51:17,844 Come on. A work of art like this must be signed. 896 00:51:20,313 --> 00:51:21,448 Cream puffs. 897 00:51:27,921 --> 00:51:30,523 This is Beard Papa. 898 00:51:30,590 --> 00:51:33,326 The Glitch is in the bakery! Get me King Candy! 899 00:51:38,164 --> 00:51:40,600 What? You have teeth? 900 00:51:40,667 --> 00:51:43,360 I don't think I've ever seen you smile before. 901 00:51:43,169 --> 00:51:46,973 I'm not smiling. I was... I'm gassy, okay? 902 00:51:49,900 --> 00:51:52,120 Hold it right there, Glitch! 903 00:51:52,479 --> 00:51:54,214 And Wreck-It Ralph? 904 00:51:56,149 --> 00:51:58,318 Start the cart! Start the cart! 905 00:51:59,190 --> 00:52:00,754 What are you waiting for? Come on. Let's go! 906 00:52:00,920 --> 00:52:05,258 I don't know how to drive a real cart. 907 00:52:05,358 --> 00:52:06,726 You don't what? 908 00:52:06,926 --> 00:52:08,228 Are you hurt, Sire? 909 00:52:08,328 --> 00:52:11,564 No, he just glazed me. Get them! 910 00:52:11,765 --> 00:52:13,433 Gangway! 911 00:52:17,504 --> 00:52:20,473 Stop, in the name of the king! That's me! 912 00:52:25,345 --> 00:52:26,579 Get off the road! 913 00:52:31,718 --> 00:52:33,787 Head for Diet Cola Mountain! 914 00:52:37,824 --> 00:52:39,492 - Drive into the wall! - What? 915 00:52:39,559 --> 00:52:42,328 Right there, between the two sugar-free lollipops! 916 00:52:42,395 --> 00:52:44,597 - Are you crazy? - Just do it! 917 00:52:56,576 --> 00:53:00,130 Where did they go? They should have just turned. 918 00:53:01,581 --> 00:53:04,718 Find that glitch! Destroy that cart! 919 00:53:04,884 --> 00:53:07,187 She can't be allowed to race! 920 00:53:12,920 --> 00:53:15,862 So let me get this straight. You don't know how to drive. 921 00:53:16,620 --> 00:53:17,731 Well, no, not technically. 922 00:53:17,897 --> 00:53:19,666 - I just thought that... - What did you think? 923 00:53:19,699 --> 00:53:22,736 "I'll just magically win the race" 924 00:53:22,836 --> 00:53:24,304 "just because I really want to!" 925 00:53:24,437 --> 00:53:26,740 Look, wise guy. I know I'm a racer. 926 00:53:26,840 --> 00:53:28,808 I can feel it in my code. 927 00:53:30,777 --> 00:53:33,380 That's it! I'm never getting my medal back. 928 00:53:33,546 --> 00:53:37,500 What is the big whoop about that crummy medal anyway? 929 00:53:37,183 --> 00:53:38,184 The big whoop? 930 00:53:38,251 --> 00:53:40,620 Well, this may come as a shock to you, but in my game, 931 00:53:40,720 --> 00:53:43,560 I'm the bad guy and I live in the garbage. 932 00:53:43,223 --> 00:53:45,191 - Cool. - No. Not cool. 933 00:53:45,358 --> 00:53:48,940 Unhygienic and lonely and boring. 934 00:53:48,895 --> 00:53:52,532 And that crummy medal was going to change all that. 935 00:53:52,699 --> 00:53:54,567 I go home with that baby around my neck 936 00:53:54,634 --> 00:53:56,636 and I'll get a penthouse. Pies. 937 00:53:56,903 --> 00:53:59,272 Ice sculptures. Fireworks! 938 00:54:01,241 --> 00:54:03,476 It's grown-up stuff. You wouldn't understand. 939 00:54:03,643 --> 00:54:05,145 No, I get it! 940 00:54:05,245 --> 00:54:07,480 That's exactly what racing would do for me! 941 00:54:07,580 --> 00:54:09,150 - Well, guess what? - What? 942 00:54:09,820 --> 00:54:12,118 News flash! Neither one of us is getting what we want! 943 00:54:15,550 --> 00:54:16,756 What was that? 944 00:54:33,573 --> 00:54:34,974 Yeah! Check it out. Look! 945 00:54:41,848 --> 00:54:43,490 Whoa! 946 00:54:43,116 --> 00:54:44,818 You got to watch out for the splash. 947 00:54:44,918 --> 00:54:46,653 That stuff is broiling hot. 948 00:54:46,753 --> 00:54:48,288 Yeah, I got that. Thank you. 949 00:54:49,489 --> 00:54:50,724 What is this dump? 950 00:54:50,857 --> 00:54:54,494 I think it's some sort of unfinished bonus level. 951 00:54:54,828 --> 00:54:56,563 Yeah. It's pretty cool? 952 00:54:56,696 --> 00:55:00,133 I found that secret opening, and now I live here. 953 00:55:00,266 --> 00:55:01,935 See? Look, look, look. 954 00:55:02,836 --> 00:55:04,938 Welcome to my home! 955 00:55:05,505 --> 00:55:07,507 I sleep in these candy wrappers. 956 00:55:07,607 --> 00:55:10,610 I bundle myself up like a little homeless lady. 957 00:55:11,945 --> 00:55:13,113 By yourself? 958 00:55:14,547 --> 00:55:16,490 With all this garbage around you? 959 00:55:17,283 --> 00:55:19,119 Well, yeah. 960 00:55:19,285 --> 00:55:21,354 I mean, everyone here says I'm just a mistake 961 00:55:21,454 --> 00:55:23,490 and that I wasn't even supposed to exist. 962 00:55:23,656 --> 00:55:25,158 What do you expect? 963 00:55:25,525 --> 00:55:27,694 Listen, kid... 964 00:55:27,861 --> 00:55:30,130 I know it's none of m business Y 965 00:55:30,296 --> 00:55:32,899 but why do you even stick around this game? 966 00:55:33,166 --> 00:55:35,168 You really don't know anything, do you? 967 00:55:35,368 --> 00:55:37,537 Glitches can't leave their games. 968 00:55:39,390 --> 00:55:42,342 It's one of the joys of being me. 969 00:55:50,984 --> 00:55:52,719 Hey, what are you doing? Come on! 970 00:55:53,420 --> 00:55:55,889 I know it's a dump, but it's all I got. 971 00:55:55,989 --> 00:55:57,357 If you're going to be a racer, 972 00:55:57,424 --> 00:55:59,125 you're going to have to learn how to drive. 973 00:55:59,259 --> 00:56:01,995 And you can't do that without a track. 974 00:56:06,566 --> 00:56:07,701 Whoa! 975 00:56:07,867 --> 00:56:09,302 All right, now. 976 00:56:09,369 --> 00:56:11,370 Let's hustle up. We've got some driving to do. 977 00:56:11,104 --> 00:56:13,673 I'm going to learn to drive! I'm going to learn to drive! 978 00:56:13,740 --> 00:56:15,750 Wait. Do you know how to drive? 979 00:56:15,241 --> 00:56:17,243 Yeah! I mean, I haven't done it, but... 980 00:56:17,377 --> 00:56:18,978 Look, I flew a spaceship today, okay? 981 00:56:19,450 --> 00:56:20,800 You crashed it. 982 00:56:20,380 --> 00:56:22,816 Just get in. How hard can it be? Okay... 983 00:56:23,283 --> 00:56:24,651 Start it up. 984 00:56:26,886 --> 00:56:30,523 There we go. So there are some buttons on the floor. 985 00:56:30,623 --> 00:56:32,425 - Pedals. - Pedals. Right. 986 00:56:32,592 --> 00:56:37,197 Now, that's the go pedal. 987 00:56:37,630 --> 00:56:41,334 That I believe is the stopper. 988 00:56:41,701 --> 00:56:44,304 And this... Wait. 989 00:56:44,738 --> 00:56:46,906 What is this? That doesn't do anything. 990 00:56:46,973 --> 00:56:48,608 Ooh, what does this joystick do? 991 00:56:49,609 --> 00:56:52,345 Okay, good. Let's try that again. 992 00:56:52,445 --> 00:56:54,814 I've been looking for a driver who's qualified. 993 00:56:54,948 --> 00:56:56,716 So if you think that you're the one. 994 00:56:57,884 --> 00:56:59,119 To step into my ride. 995 00:56:59,219 --> 00:57:00,954 I'm a fine-tuned supersonic speed machine. 996 00:57:02,389 --> 00:57:04,224 With a sunroof top and a gangster lean. 997 00:57:06,760 --> 00:57:09,963 So if you feel me let me know, know, know. 998 00:57:11,231 --> 00:57:13,933 So start me up and watch me go, go, go, go. 999 00:57:14,000 --> 00:57:16,569 Get you where you wanna go If you know what I mean. 1000 00:57:17,404 --> 00:57:20,373 Got a ride that's smoother than a limousine 1001 00:57:20,573 --> 00:57:22,575 'Cause I'm 0 to 60 in three point five. 1002 00:57:22,642 --> 00:57:23,710 Now shift it. 1003 00:57:24,144 --> 00:57:25,812 Baby you got the keys. 1004 00:57:25,912 --> 00:57:27,781 That's good. Keep going! Shift it again! 1005 00:57:27,847 --> 00:57:31,151 Now shut up and drive Drive, drive, drive 1006 00:57:33,860 --> 00:57:36,122 I told you, racing's in my code! 1007 00:57:36,189 --> 00:57:37,891 So if you feel me let me know, know, know 1008 00:57:39,125 --> 00:57:40,727 I got that medal in the bag! 1009 00:57:40,827 --> 00:57:42,962 Hey, Ralphie, watch this! 1010 00:57:43,960 --> 00:57:45,632 Get you where you wanna go if you know what I mean. 1011 00:57:45,765 --> 00:57:48,334 Got a ride that's smoother than a limousine. 1012 00:57:48,435 --> 00:57:50,300 Whoo-hoo! 1013 00:57:50,470 --> 00:57:52,972 Cause I'm zero to 60 in three point five. 1014 00:57:53,840 --> 00:57:56,609 Baby you got the keys. 1015 00:57:57,143 --> 00:57:58,478 - Look out! - Whoa! 1016 00:58:02,382 --> 00:58:03,817 Shut up and drive. 1017 00:58:08,855 --> 00:58:09,923 Hot cola! 1018 00:58:13,360 --> 00:58:15,195 Now shut up and drive. 1019 00:58:15,362 --> 00:58:16,429 So how did I do? 1020 00:58:16,496 --> 00:58:17,630 Um... 1021 00:58:17,997 --> 00:58:19,999 Well, you almost blew up the whole mountain. 1022 00:58:21,334 --> 00:58:22,769 Right, right. That's a good note. 1023 00:58:22,902 --> 00:58:25,500 You got to get that glitch under control, kid. 1024 00:58:25,171 --> 00:58:26,539 Okay, I will, I will. 1025 00:58:27,173 --> 00:58:29,476 And then you think I got a chance? 1026 00:58:30,844 --> 00:58:31,945 Um... 1027 00:58:32,245 --> 00:58:33,346 TirlY- 1028 00:58:33,480 --> 00:58:35,181 Yes, I'm going to win! 1029 00:58:35,248 --> 00:58:37,217 I'm going to win! I'm going to win! 1030 00:58:37,317 --> 00:58:39,185 - Top shelf. - Top shelf. 1031 00:58:51,498 --> 00:58:53,733 Did you find her? Tell me you found her. 1032 00:58:55,702 --> 00:58:56,736 You didn't? 1033 00:58:59,272 --> 00:59:01,274 Go. Leave me. 1034 00:59:22,729 --> 00:59:24,970 Up, up, down, down... 1035 00:59:26,966 --> 00:59:27,967 Start! 1036 00:59:30,904 --> 00:59:35,800 The code. It's the sweet lifeblood of the game. 1037 00:59:41,114 --> 00:59:45,685 Where are you? Let's see... Stadium, no. Jumbotron. 1038 00:59:46,152 --> 00:59:49,622 Ha-ha! There it is. The winner's cup. 1039 00:59:51,825 --> 00:59:55,950 One of these things is not like the others... It's you! 1040 00:59:55,161 --> 00:59:58,310 We're going to give you a nice new home. 1041 01:00:09,909 --> 01:00:11,770 Success! 1042 01:00:13,179 --> 01:00:14,814 Sour Bill, I'm going out. 1043 01:00:14,981 --> 01:00:17,317 You're in charge of the castle until I get back. 1044 01:00:29,162 --> 01:00:30,296 Your face is still red. 1045 01:00:30,363 --> 01:00:32,298 You might want to hit it again with your hammer. 1046 01:00:32,365 --> 01:00:35,680 That's not blunt force trauma, ma'am. 1047 01:00:35,201 --> 01:00:37,937 That's just the honey glow in my cheeks. 1048 01:00:38,538 --> 01:00:39,773 Okay- 1049 01:00:40,173 --> 01:00:43,176 Ma'am, I just got to tell you... 1050 01:00:43,343 --> 01:00:45,912 You are one dynamite gal. 1051 01:00:47,881 --> 01:00:51,951 Wow, you are one dynamite gal. 1052 01:00:52,385 --> 01:00:54,587 One dynamite gal. 1053 01:00:54,888 --> 01:00:57,791 Dynamite gal. 1054 01:00:57,957 --> 01:00:59,259 Dynamite... 1055 01:01:04,798 --> 01:01:05,999 Get out. 1056 01:01:06,660 --> 01:01:07,967 All I said is you're a dynamite gal. 1057 01:01:08,680 --> 01:01:09,569 I said get out! 1058 01:01:17,811 --> 01:01:20,146 Jimineyjaminey. 1059 01:01:26,252 --> 01:01:27,987 Yes? 1060 01:01:29,756 --> 01:01:33,993 I'm Fix-It Felix Jr., sir, from the game Fix-It Felix Jr. 1061 01:01:34,394 --> 01:01:35,729 Have you seen my friend Ralph? 1062 01:01:36,262 --> 01:01:37,263 Wreck-It Ralph? 1063 01:01:37,530 --> 01:01:39,650 Yes. Yes, that's him! 1064 01:01:39,399 --> 01:01:42,235 We should have locked him up when we had the chance. 1065 01:01:42,435 --> 01:01:43,570 Locked him up? 1066 01:01:43,903 --> 01:01:46,539 I'm not making the same mistake with you. 1067 01:01:50,610 --> 01:01:52,979 Hurry, hurry! Let's go. Time's a-wastin'. 1068 01:01:53,790 --> 01:01:54,180 Come on, Ralph! 1069 01:01:54,347 --> 01:01:56,216 This is it. This is really happening. 1070 01:01:56,282 --> 01:01:57,584 I almost don't believe it. 1071 01:01:57,684 --> 01:02:00,653 I mean, I have dreamt about it for so long, and now... 1072 01:02:00,854 --> 01:02:02,889 And now... Now I think I'm going to puke, actually. 1073 01:02:02,956 --> 01:02:04,357 I mean, I think I might puke. 1074 01:02:04,457 --> 01:02:06,260 - You know, like a "vurp." - A what? 1075 01:02:06,126 --> 01:02:07,861 Vomit and a burp together, 1076 01:02:07,961 --> 01:02:10,263 and you can taste it, and it's just like rising up. 1077 01:02:10,363 --> 01:02:11,698 This is so exciting! 1078 01:02:11,965 --> 01:02:13,566 Yes, it is. It's exciting. 1079 01:02:13,633 --> 01:02:15,769 Am I ready to be a real racer? 1080 01:02:15,969 --> 01:02:17,971 Ralph, what if the gamers don't like me? 1081 01:02:18,138 --> 01:02:21,508 Who doesn't love a brat with dirty hair? Come on. 1082 01:02:22,420 --> 01:02:24,944 Those people are going to love you. You know why? 1083 01:02:25,645 --> 01:02:27,714 - Because you're a winner. - I'm a winner. 1084 01:02:27,814 --> 01:02:30,617 - And you're adorable! - I'm adorable! 1085 01:02:30,784 --> 01:02:32,318 And everyone loves an adorable winner! 1086 01:02:32,619 --> 01:02:33,887 Yeah! 1087 01:02:33,987 --> 01:02:36,189 Okay, come on. Listen to me. 1088 01:02:36,289 --> 01:02:39,292 If you get nervous, just keep telling yourself, 1089 01:02:39,392 --> 01:02:43,563 "I must win Ralph's medal or his life will be ruined." 1090 01:02:43,997 --> 01:02:45,999 - And have fun. Got it? - Got it. 1091 01:02:46,499 --> 01:02:47,500 Whoa! 1092 01:02:47,734 --> 01:02:48,835 Wait! 1093 01:02:50,336 --> 01:02:51,471 Hold on! 1094 01:02:51,571 --> 01:02:52,572 Where are you going? 1095 01:02:52,672 --> 01:02:54,574 I forgot something! I'll be right back! 1096 01:02:57,143 --> 01:02:58,144 Kids. 1097 01:03:00,413 --> 01:03:02,816 Ralph! There you are. Hello! 1098 01:03:03,350 --> 01:03:06,152 - You! - I come alone, unarmed. 1099 01:03:06,519 --> 01:03:08,722 I've had enough of you, pillow pants! 1100 01:03:08,822 --> 01:03:10,690 Please. Calm down! Please, look. Don't! 1101 01:03:11,925 --> 01:03:13,593 I'm going to beat the filling out of you! 1102 01:03:14,194 --> 01:03:16,696 You wouldn't hit a guy with glasses, would you? 1103 01:03:16,996 --> 01:03:20,233 You hit a guy with glasses. That's... Well played. 1104 01:03:20,934 --> 01:03:22,635 What do you want, Candy? 1105 01:03:22,702 --> 01:03:24,204 Listen, I just want to talk to you. 1106 01:03:24,437 --> 01:03:27,273 I'm not interested in anything you have to say. 1107 01:03:27,540 --> 01:03:31,344 How about this? Are you interested in this? 1108 01:03:31,511 --> 01:03:33,380 My medal. How did you... 1109 01:03:33,546 --> 01:03:37,183 It doesn't matter. It's yours! Go ahead, take it. 1110 01:03:38,885 --> 01:03:40,200 Whoa. 1111 01:03:41,221 --> 01:03:43,156 All I ask is that you hear me out. 1112 01:03:43,556 --> 01:03:44,691 About what? 1113 01:03:44,891 --> 01:03:47,761 Ralph, do you know what the hardest part 1114 01:03:47,861 --> 01:03:49,396 about being a king is? 1115 01:03:49,729 --> 01:03:52,198 Doing what's right, no matter what. 1116 01:03:52,399 --> 01:03:53,466 Get to the point. 1117 01:03:53,566 --> 01:03:55,769 Point being, I need your help. 1118 01:03:56,690 --> 01:04:00,473 Sad as it is, Vanellope cannot be allowed to race. 1119 01:04:00,707 --> 01:04:02,642 Why are you people so against her? 1120 01:04:02,909 --> 01:04:05,879 I'm not against her! I'm trying to protect her! 1121 01:04:05,979 --> 01:04:07,781 If Vanellope wins that race 1122 01:04:08,748 --> 01:04:10,950 she'll be added to the race roster. 1123 01:04:11,317 --> 01:04:14,487 Then gamers can choose her as their avatar. 1124 01:04:15,588 --> 01:04:17,357 And when they see her glitching 1125 01:04:17,424 --> 01:04:20,160 and twitching and just being herself, 1126 01:04:20,260 --> 01:04:22,620 they'll think our game is broken. 1127 01:04:24,264 --> 01:04:25,665 We'll be put out of order for good. 1128 01:04:26,666 --> 01:04:29,690 All my subjects will be homeless. 1129 01:04:31,104 --> 01:04:35,108 But there's one who cannot escape because she's a glitch. 1130 01:04:35,241 --> 01:04:37,844 Help! Somebody, help! Help! 1131 01:04:37,944 --> 01:04:40,380 And when the game's plug is pulled... 1132 01:04:40,447 --> 01:04:41,815 No! 1133 01:04:43,416 --> 01:04:45,218 She'll die with it. 1134 01:04:46,453 --> 01:04:48,388 You don't know that will happen. 1135 01:04:48,455 --> 01:04:49,723 The gamers could love her. 1136 01:04:50,256 --> 01:04:51,925 And if they don't? 1137 01:04:59,199 --> 01:05:01,234 I know it's tough, 1138 01:05:01,301 --> 01:05:04,537 but heroes have to make the tough choices, don't they? 1139 01:05:05,305 --> 01:05:10,310 She can't race, Ralph, but she won't listen to me. 1140 01:05:10,810 --> 01:05:13,813 So can I count on you to talk a little sense into her? 1141 01:05:16,716 --> 01:05:17,751 Very good. 1142 01:05:18,251 --> 01:05:21,354 I'll give you two some time alone. 1143 01:05:47,781 --> 01:05:48,882 I'm back! 1144 01:05:50,150 --> 01:05:51,251 Did you miss me? 1145 01:05:51,451 --> 01:05:55,422 Yeah... Can we talk for a second? 1146 01:05:55,588 --> 01:05:57,590 Wait. First, kneel down. 1147 01:05:57,791 --> 01:05:59,993 - What? No, we really... - Will you just do it? 1148 01:06:00,760 --> 01:06:01,861 Okay- 1149 01:06:03,129 --> 01:06:06,660 - Now, close your eyes. - Vanellope... 1150 01:06:06,132 --> 01:06:07,467 Shush! Close them! 1151 01:06:11,204 --> 01:06:12,639 Okay. Open them up. 1152 01:06:15,709 --> 01:06:18,445 "To Stinkbrain." Gee, thanks. 1153 01:06:18,545 --> 01:06:19,612 Turn it over. 1154 01:06:22,480 --> 01:06:23,483 I made it for you. 1155 01:06:24,150 --> 01:06:25,652 Just in case we don't win. 1156 01:06:25,885 --> 01:06:28,121 Not that I think there's even a remote chance 1157 01:06:28,188 --> 01:06:29,255 we're not going to win. 1158 01:06:29,622 --> 01:06:32,250 Thanks, kid. Listen... 1159 01:06:32,292 --> 01:06:37,300 Now rise, my royal chump. I've got a date with destiny. 1160 01:06:37,831 --> 01:06:40,133 Ralph, come on. Move your molasses. 1161 01:06:40,200 --> 01:06:41,334 Um... 1162 01:06:41,968 --> 01:06:44,137 - I've been thinking. - That's dangerous. 1163 01:06:44,571 --> 01:06:47,374 Who cares about this stupid race anyway'? Right? 1164 01:06:47,974 --> 01:06:49,943 That's not very funny, Ralph. 1165 01:06:50,760 --> 01:06:52,780 No, I'm serious, and it was really fun 1166 01:06:52,178 --> 01:06:53,313 to build the car and everything... 1167 01:06:53,413 --> 01:06:56,483 But maybe you shouldn't do it. 1168 01:06:56,683 --> 01:06:59,119 Hello'? Ls Ralph in there? 1169 01:06:59,185 --> 01:07:00,787 I'd like to speak to him, please. 1170 01:07:00,920 --> 01:07:02,789 Look, what I'm saying is you can't be a racer. 1171 01:07:03,890 --> 01:07:04,900 What? 1172 01:07:05,592 --> 01:07:06,826 Why would you... 1173 01:07:07,861 --> 01:07:09,696 Wait a minute. 1174 01:07:10,263 --> 01:07:11,264 No! 1175 01:07:11,364 --> 01:07:12,465 Where did you get this? 1176 01:07:13,500 --> 01:07:15,535 Look, I'm going to be straight with you, kid. 1177 01:07:15,602 --> 01:07:17,103 I've been talking to King Candy. 1178 01:07:17,203 --> 01:07:18,738 - King Candy? - Yeah. 1179 01:07:18,838 --> 01:07:20,140 You sold me out? 1180 01:07:20,273 --> 01:07:22,800 No, ldidn't... Listen. You don't understand. 1181 01:07:22,208 --> 01:07:24,377 No, I understand plenty. Traitor! 1182 01:07:24,744 --> 01:07:25,779 I'm not a traitor. Listen. 1183 01:07:25,879 --> 01:07:27,180 You're a rat! 1184 01:07:27,347 --> 01:07:30,717 And I don't need you, and I can win the race on my own. 1185 01:07:30,784 --> 01:07:32,552 But I'm trying to save your skin, kid! 1186 01:07:32,686 --> 01:07:34,387 Put me down! Let me go! 1187 01:07:34,521 --> 01:07:35,622 No, you listen to me. 1188 01:07:35,722 --> 01:07:36,723 Do you know what's going to happen 1189 01:07:36,790 --> 01:07:37,791 when the players see you glitching? 1190 01:07:37,891 --> 01:07:39,159 They'll think the game's broken. 1191 01:07:39,225 --> 01:07:40,627 I don't care! You're a liar! 1192 01:07:40,794 --> 01:07:43,229 You better care, because if your game goes out of order, 1193 01:07:43,296 --> 01:07:44,297 you go down with the ship, little sister! 1194 01:07:44,397 --> 01:07:45,432 I'm not listening to you! 1195 01:07:45,532 --> 01:07:48,334 Get out of my way! I'm going to that race! 1196 01:07:48,601 --> 01:07:49,736 No, you're not! 1197 01:07:51,571 --> 01:07:54,374 Take me down from here, Ralph, right now! 1198 01:07:54,808 --> 01:07:56,710 No. I'm doing this for your own good! 1199 01:07:59,212 --> 01:08:00,213 Wait, wait, wait. 1200 01:08:00,980 --> 01:08:02,820 No. No. 1201 01:08:02,882 --> 01:08:04,840 No, no, no, no, no! 1202 01:08:04,150 --> 01:08:05,352 Please, Ralph! 1203 01:08:05,418 --> 01:08:06,419 No! 1204 01:08:07,487 --> 01:08:10,724 Stop it! Stop it! No! 1205 01:08:27,173 --> 01:08:29,309 You really are a bad guy. 1206 01:09:04,978 --> 01:09:08,140 Hello? Anybody home? 1207 01:09:08,782 --> 01:09:10,784 Felix? Mary? 1208 01:09:11,510 --> 01:09:13,753 Well, you actually went and did it. 1209 01:09:13,953 --> 01:09:16,556 Gene. Where is everybody? 1210 01:09:16,890 --> 01:09:18,324 They're gone. 1211 01:09:18,391 --> 01:09:21,895 After Felix went to find you and then didn't come back... 1212 01:09:22,620 --> 01:09:24,330 Everyone panicked and abandoned ship. 1213 01:09:24,464 --> 01:09:26,466 But I'm here now. 1214 01:09:26,633 --> 01:09:28,468 It's too late, Ralph. 1215 01:09:28,568 --> 01:09:30,937 Litwak's pulling our plug in the morning. 1216 01:09:43,160 --> 01:09:46,252 But never let it be said that I'm not a man of my word. 1217 01:09:47,870 --> 01:09:49,289 The place is yours, Ralph. Enjoy. 1218 01:09:52,859 --> 01:09:54,494 Gene, wait! Wait! 1219 01:09:55,428 --> 01:09:58,365 Listen, this is not what I wanted! 1220 01:09:58,598 --> 01:10:00,500 Well, what did you want, Ralph? 1221 01:10:00,767 --> 01:10:02,936 I don't know. I just... 1222 01:10:06,600 --> 01:10:08,975 I was just tired of living alone in the garbage. 1223 01:10:10,276 --> 01:10:12,979 Well, now you can live alone in the penthouse. 1224 01:11:20,280 --> 01:11:21,381 Hey, cough drop. 1225 01:11:22,248 --> 01:11:23,717 Explain something to me. 1226 01:11:23,850 --> 01:11:26,190 If Vanellope was never meant to exist, 1227 01:11:26,186 --> 01:11:28,922 then why is her picture on the side of the game console? 1228 01:11:33,593 --> 01:11:34,627 What's going on 1229 01:11:34,694 --> 01:11:36,129 in this candy-coated heart of darkness? 1230 01:11:36,262 --> 01:11:37,263 Nothing. 1231 01:11:37,364 --> 01:11:38,365 - Talk! - No. 1232 01:11:38,531 --> 01:11:40,330 - I'll lick you. - You wouldn't. 1233 01:11:40,133 --> 01:11:41,935 0h, yeah? 1234 01:11:42,202 --> 01:11:43,503 That's like sandpaper! 1235 01:11:43,703 --> 01:11:46,206 Wonder how many licks it will take 1236 01:11:46,306 --> 01:11:47,640 to get to your center. 1237 01:11:47,874 --> 01:11:49,242 I'll take it to my grave! 1238 01:11:49,476 --> 01:11:50,577 Fair enough. 1239 01:11:54,514 --> 01:11:56,249 They call you Sour Bill for a reason. 1240 01:11:57,317 --> 01:12:00,553 - Had enough yet? - Okay, I'll talk, I'll talk! 1241 01:12:00,820 --> 01:12:02,288 Vanellope was a racer 1242 01:12:02,389 --> 01:12:04,824 until King Candy tried to delete her code! 1243 01:12:04,991 --> 01:12:06,993 Tried to delete her code? 1244 01:12:07,600 --> 01:12:10,630 So that's why she's a glitch! Why is he doing this to her? 1245 01:12:10,397 --> 01:12:11,464 I don't know! 1246 01:12:11,664 --> 01:12:12,699 Suit yourself. 1247 01:12:12,899 --> 01:12:14,768 No, no, no! I swear I don't know! 1248 01:12:15,680 --> 01:12:17,637 He literally locked up our memories 1249 01:12:17,737 --> 01:12:18,905 and I cannot remember! 1250 01:12:19,720 --> 01:12:20,306 Nobody can! 1251 01:12:20,740 --> 01:12:22,142 But I do know this. 1252 01:12:22,409 --> 01:12:24,110 He'll do anything to keep her from racing. 1253 01:12:24,244 --> 01:12:26,680 Because if she crosses the finish line, 1254 01:12:26,746 --> 01:12:29,616 the game will reset and she won't be a glitch anymore! 1255 01:12:29,916 --> 01:12:30,917 Where is she now? 1256 01:12:31,840 --> 01:12:32,419 In the fungeon with Fix-It Felix. 1257 01:12:32,585 --> 01:12:33,586 Felix? 1258 01:12:33,687 --> 01:12:35,488 I'm sorry! That's all I know, I swear! 1259 01:12:35,655 --> 01:12:39,759 Now, please, don't put me back in your filthy mouth again! 1260 01:12:42,262 --> 01:12:43,229 Stick around. 1261 01:12:43,329 --> 01:12:46,499 Yes, okay, I will. I will. Thank you! 1262 01:12:50,170 --> 01:12:52,272 Come on. I know you're out there. 1263 01:12:53,673 --> 01:12:56,142 Saccharine-saturated nightmare! 1264 01:12:58,912 --> 01:13:01,514 But... Where? 1265 01:13:18,198 --> 01:13:22,769 Doomsday and Armageddon just had a baby and it is ugly! 1266 01:13:24,971 --> 01:13:26,840 Hello? Hello? 1267 01:13:27,807 --> 01:13:31,211 Somebody! Anybody! Please let me out! 1268 01:13:33,313 --> 01:13:34,381 What's he say? 1269 01:13:35,480 --> 01:13:36,850 I'm gonna wreck it! 1270 01:13:40,720 --> 01:13:43,690 Why do I fix everything I touch? 1271 01:13:43,957 --> 01:13:45,458 On! 1272 01:13:45,959 --> 01:13:46,960 Barn! 1273 01:13:47,794 --> 01:13:49,562 - Felix! - Ralph! 1274 01:13:49,729 --> 01:13:51,831 I'm so glad to see you! 1275 01:13:51,931 --> 01:13:55,568 Wait. No, I'm not. What do you have to say for yourself! 1276 01:13:55,735 --> 01:13:58,705 Wait! I don't want to hear it. I'm not talking to you! 1277 01:13:58,772 --> 01:14:00,507 Okay, don't talk. That's fine. 1278 01:14:00,674 --> 01:14:02,609 But you have to fix this go-cart for me pronto. 1279 01:14:02,909 --> 01:14:05,879 I don't have to do boo! Forgive my potty mouth. 1280 01:14:06,790 --> 01:14:08,915 I'm just so, so cross with you! 1281 01:14:09,249 --> 01:14:11,217 Do you have any idea what you put me through? 1282 01:14:11,317 --> 01:14:14,688 I ran higgledy-piggledy all over creation looking for you. 1283 01:14:14,921 --> 01:14:16,790 I almost drowned in chocolate milk-mix! 1284 01:14:17,190 --> 01:14:20,694 And then... I met the most dynamite gal. 1285 01:14:21,270 --> 01:14:24,464 She gives me the honey glow something awful. 1286 01:14:25,198 --> 01:14:27,834 But she rebuffed my affections. 1287 01:14:27,934 --> 01:14:30,103 And then I got thrown in jail! 1288 01:14:30,270 --> 01:14:31,738 Felix, pull yourself together. 1289 01:14:32,205 --> 01:14:35,608 No! You don't know what it's like to be rejected 1290 01:14:35,709 --> 01:14:37,410 and treated like a criminal! 1291 01:14:37,544 --> 01:14:40,146 Yes, I do. That's every day of my life. 1292 01:14:41,214 --> 01:14:42,215 It is? 1293 01:14:42,382 --> 01:14:46,252 Which is why I ran off and tried to be a good guy, but I'm not! 1294 01:14:46,386 --> 01:14:49,122 I'm just a bad guy, and I need your help. 1295 01:14:49,389 --> 01:14:51,524 There's a little girl whose only hope is this cart. 1296 01:14:51,691 --> 01:14:53,626 Please, Felix, fix it. 1297 01:14:53,993 --> 01:14:57,197 And I promise I will never try to be good again. 1298 01:15:20,754 --> 01:15:23,123 I know, I know, I'm an idiot. 1299 01:15:24,240 --> 01:15:26,726 - And? - And a real numskull. 1300 01:15:26,926 --> 01:15:29,662 - And'? - A selfish diaper baby. 1301 01:15:29,863 --> 01:15:30,864 And? 1302 01:15:31,970 --> 01:15:32,766 And... 1303 01:15:33,700 --> 01:15:35,100 A stinkbrain? 1304 01:15:35,268 --> 01:15:38,710 The stinkiest brain ever. 1305 01:16:00,460 --> 01:16:01,895 My sweet subjects, 1306 01:16:02,562 --> 01:16:05,799 I can without a pinch of hesitation assure you 1307 01:16:05,965 --> 01:16:08,935 that I have never been so happy in all my life 1308 01:16:09,135 --> 01:16:11,304 to say the following words, 1309 01:16:11,638 --> 01:16:14,741 let the Random Roster Race commence! 1310 01:16:31,658 --> 01:16:34,828 Okay, remember, you don't have to win. 1311 01:16:34,928 --> 01:16:37,530 Just cross that finish line, and you'll be a real racer. 1312 01:16:37,664 --> 01:16:39,666 I'm already a real racer. 1313 01:16:42,268 --> 01:16:43,503 And I'm going to win. 1314 01:17:14,334 --> 01:17:15,602 Whoa! 1315 01:17:24,444 --> 01:17:26,146 Have some candy. 1316 01:17:44,731 --> 01:17:45,732 Behind you! 1317 01:17:46,866 --> 01:17:48,101 In front of you! 1318 01:17:56,242 --> 01:17:58,912 - It's The Glitch! - The Glitch? 1319 01:17:59,212 --> 01:18:00,547 Light them up, Candlehead. 1320 01:18:04,918 --> 01:18:06,853 What's this? Cherry bombs! 1321 01:18:14,327 --> 01:18:17,970 I told you. You're just an accident waiting to happen. 1322 01:18:34,748 --> 01:18:36,116 My candle! 1323 01:18:37,450 --> 01:18:39,853 All right. Gotta keep it under control. 1324 01:18:39,919 --> 01:18:41,454 No more glitching. 1325 01:18:43,590 --> 01:18:44,591 Okay, kid. Let's finish this thing 1326 01:18:44,691 --> 01:18:46,159 without any more surprises. 1327 01:18:47,961 --> 01:18:49,429 Hope you're happy, junkpile. 1328 01:18:49,529 --> 01:18:52,599 This game is going down, and it's all your fault. 1329 01:18:52,732 --> 01:18:54,234 My lady, you came back. 1330 01:18:54,434 --> 01:18:55,702 Can it, Fix-It! 1331 01:18:55,769 --> 01:18:58,505 That Cy-Bug you brought with you multiplied. 1332 01:18:58,905 --> 01:19:01,541 No. It died in the taffy swamp. Believe me, I... 1333 01:19:04,577 --> 01:19:06,179 Bullroar. 1334 01:19:13,530 --> 01:19:16,756 Listen up, people. Head to Game Central Station now! 1335 01:19:16,923 --> 01:19:18,792 Move it! Let's go! Let's go! 1336 01:19:19,626 --> 01:19:20,627 Go! Go! Go! 1337 01:19:28,968 --> 01:19:29,969 No! 1338 01:20:11,378 --> 01:20:13,246 Get off of my track! 1339 01:20:13,546 --> 01:20:14,547 Hey! 1340 01:20:14,981 --> 01:20:16,820 What, are you crazy! 1341 01:20:16,816 --> 01:20:21,955 I forbid you to cross that finish line! 1342 01:20:23,560 --> 01:20:24,791 Knock it off! 1343 01:20:27,327 --> 01:20:28,828 Ralph, look! 1344 01:20:29,362 --> 01:20:30,597 Kid! 1345 01:20:33,660 --> 01:20:34,667 Stop it! 1346 01:20:35,135 --> 01:20:37,737 I'm not letting you undo all my hard work! 1347 01:20:40,730 --> 01:20:41,441 Is that... 1348 01:20:44,244 --> 01:20:46,112 No way! 1349 01:20:47,247 --> 01:20:49,149 What the... Who are you? 1350 01:20:49,516 --> 01:20:53,520 I'm Turbo, the greatest racer ever! 1351 01:20:53,586 --> 01:20:56,256 And I did not reprogram this world to let you 1352 01:20:56,890 --> 01:20:59,526 and that halitosis-riddled warthog 1353 01:20:59,592 --> 01:21:01,361 take it away from me! 1354 01:21:02,829 --> 01:21:03,997 Turbo-tastic. 1355 01:21:05,699 --> 01:21:07,534 End Of the line, Glitch! 1356 01:21:08,702 --> 01:21:10,704 Glitch. That's it. 1357 01:21:11,604 --> 01:21:12,672 Come on, Vanellope. 1358 01:21:12,772 --> 01:21:14,441 I know you said you wouldn't do it again 1359 01:21:14,541 --> 01:21:16,643 but you're going to do it one more time. 1360 01:21:16,776 --> 01:21:18,878 Just focus and concentrate 1361 01:21:19,120 --> 01:21:22,115 and glitch! 1362 01:21:27,220 --> 01:21:29,322 Sweet mother of monkey milk! I did it! 1363 01:21:31,191 --> 01:21:32,392 No! 1364 01:21:38,732 --> 01:21:41,901 Bring it home, kid! The finish line is wide open! 1365 01:21:56,649 --> 01:21:58,151 No! 1366 01:21:59,520 --> 01:22:00,954 Kid! Are you okay? 1367 01:22:01,540 --> 01:22:04,524 I'm fine. I'm fine. Let's finish this race! 1368 01:22:07,427 --> 01:22:08,762 My land. 1369 01:22:09,129 --> 01:22:10,597 All right. Come on. We gotta get out of here. 1370 01:22:10,663 --> 01:22:12,766 But I didn't cross the finish line! 1371 01:22:12,832 --> 01:22:14,701 There is no finish line! 1372 01:22:15,101 --> 01:22:18,400 Move it or lose it, people. Everybody, out. Now! 1373 01:22:20,340 --> 01:22:21,841 Ralph, it's not going to work! 1374 01:22:21,941 --> 01:22:23,430 We got to try! 1375 01:22:26,120 --> 01:22:27,180 Kid! 1376 01:22:27,280 --> 01:22:29,683 Ralph, I told you I can't leave the game. 1377 01:22:30,417 --> 01:22:32,452 - Come on. Get through. - Ralph! Stop! 1378 01:22:32,519 --> 01:22:34,954 It's got to work! 1379 01:22:35,121 --> 01:22:37,123 Stop, it's no use. 1380 01:22:45,465 --> 01:22:46,766 It's okay, Ralph. 1381 01:22:48,868 --> 01:22:50,360 All right, Fix-It. 1382 01:22:50,203 --> 01:22:52,906 That's everyone. Now, we've got to blow up this exit. 1383 01:22:55,308 --> 01:22:57,544 Just go. Go without me. 1384 01:22:58,545 --> 01:23:01,348 - But what about this game? - Nothing we can do about it. 1385 01:23:01,448 --> 01:23:04,984 Without a beacon, there's no way to stop these monsters. 1386 01:23:08,121 --> 01:23:09,222 Beacon? 1387 01:23:10,557 --> 01:23:12,250 Stay with Felix. 1388 01:23:12,158 --> 01:23:13,493 Let me borrow that thing, lady. 1389 01:23:13,560 --> 01:23:16,730 - Ralph! Where are you going? - I got some wrecking to do! 1390 01:23:17,397 --> 01:23:18,732 I'll meet you at the finish line! 1391 01:23:18,798 --> 01:23:19,833 No! Wait! 1392 01:23:19,899 --> 01:23:21,334 Fix-It, get behind me! 1393 01:23:36,249 --> 01:23:37,384 Come on! 1394 01:23:41,821 --> 01:23:43,690 One more! One... 1395 01:23:45,258 --> 01:23:47,894 Welcome to the boss level! 1396 01:23:48,940 --> 01:23:49,229 Turbo. 1397 01:23:49,562 --> 01:23:52,232 Because of you, Ralph, 1398 01:23:52,332 --> 01:23:56,536 I'm now the most powerful virus in the arcade! 1399 01:23:57,203 --> 01:23:59,390 I can take over any game I want. 1400 01:23:59,606 --> 01:24:00,907 I should thank you 1401 01:24:01,341 --> 01:24:03,743 but it would be more fun to kill you. 1402 01:24:05,612 --> 01:24:07,781 Get back here, little guy! 1403 01:24:12,786 --> 01:24:14,954 Have some candy! 1404 01:24:16,222 --> 01:24:18,124 Where do you think you're going? 1405 01:24:22,962 --> 01:24:25,932 I'm not through with you yet. Up we go! 1406 01:24:26,132 --> 01:24:27,233 No! 1407 01:24:28,802 --> 01:24:29,869 Ralph! 1408 01:24:33,807 --> 01:24:34,974 Fall back. 1409 01:24:36,976 --> 01:24:37,977 Kid! 1410 01:24:43,817 --> 01:24:45,850 Vanellope! 1411 01:24:45,251 --> 01:24:47,954 Look at that. It's your little friend. 1412 01:24:48,154 --> 01:24:51,910 Let's watch her die together, shall we? 1413 01:24:51,257 --> 01:24:52,425 No! 1414 01:24:54,828 --> 01:24:57,263 It's game over for both of you. 1415 01:24:57,664 --> 01:25:00,667 No. Just for me! 1416 01:25:03,336 --> 01:25:04,471 - Ralph! - Vanellope! 1417 01:25:10,276 --> 01:25:13,246 I'm bad, and that's good. 1418 01:25:14,140 --> 01:25:16,516 I will never be good, and that's not bad. 1419 01:25:19,586 --> 01:25:21,454 There's no one I'd rather be... 1420 01:25:23,590 --> 01:25:24,958 than me. 1421 01:25:53,530 --> 01:25:54,540 Kid! 1422 01:25:54,287 --> 01:25:57,357 Don't worry. I got it under control. 1423 01:26:21,815 --> 01:26:25,385 You fools! Why are you going into the ligh... 1424 01:26:28,880 --> 01:26:30,657 No! No, no, no. Yes... 1425 01:26:30,757 --> 01:26:33,626 No! Yes... No! 1426 01:26:34,594 --> 01:26:37,300 Go into the light! 1427 01:26:41,401 --> 01:26:42,435 Whoa! 1428 01:26:44,838 --> 01:26:45,839 Chocolate? 1429 01:26:47,273 --> 01:26:49,542 It's chocolate! I love chocolate! 1430 01:26:49,609 --> 01:26:52,345 Beautiful chocolate! 1431 01:26:52,445 --> 01:26:53,446 VANELLOPEI Yeah! 1432 01:26:54,514 --> 01:26:57,984 You did it, Ralph! Way to go, brother! 1433 01:27:05,725 --> 01:27:07,427 All fixed. 1434 01:27:07,627 --> 01:27:10,697 - You ready for this? - As ready as I'll ever be. 1435 01:27:18,710 --> 01:27:19,272 Whoa! 1436 01:27:19,806 --> 01:27:22,208 What's with all the magic sparkles? 1437 01:27:51,710 --> 01:27:52,672 Princess Vanellope? 1438 01:27:52,839 --> 01:27:54,808 Now I remember. 1439 01:27:55,942 --> 01:28:00,246 All hail the rightful ruler of Sugar Rush... 1440 01:28:00,447 --> 01:28:02,480 Princess Vanellope. 1441 01:28:03,350 --> 01:28:04,984 I remember. She's our princess! 1442 01:28:05,850 --> 01:28:06,353 That's right! 1443 01:28:06,519 --> 01:28:08,288 We are so sorry about the way we treated you. 1444 01:28:08,455 --> 01:28:09,856 Yeah, those were jokes! 1445 01:28:10,230 --> 01:28:12,792 I was just doing what Taffyta told me to do! 1446 01:28:13,593 --> 01:28:14,694 Tut-tut. 1447 01:28:14,861 --> 01:28:18,365 As your merciful princess, I hereby decree 1448 01:28:18,531 --> 01:28:22,969 that everyone who was ever mean to me shall be 1449 01:28:23,370 --> 01:28:24,437 executed. 1450 01:28:24,604 --> 01:28:26,973 What? No, please! 1451 01:28:27,107 --> 01:28:28,341 My land. 1452 01:28:28,441 --> 01:28:30,710 This place just got interesting. 1453 01:28:30,810 --> 01:28:33,460 I don't want to die! 1454 01:28:33,146 --> 01:28:36,750 I'm just kidding. Stop crying, Taffyta. 1455 01:28:36,883 --> 01:28:38,752 I'm trying, but it won't stop. 1456 01:28:40,530 --> 01:28:41,421 Wow. 1457 01:28:41,554 --> 01:28:44,657 So this is the real you. Princess. 1458 01:28:44,824 --> 01:28:48,728 Aw, Ralph, what are you, nuts? Come on. This isn't me. 1459 01:28:50,397 --> 01:28:52,332 This is me. 1460 01:28:54,340 --> 01:28:55,568 Look, the code may say I'm a princess 1461 01:28:55,668 --> 01:28:57,303 but I know who I really am, Ralph, 1462 01:28:57,404 --> 01:29:00,507 I'm a racer with the greatest superpower ever. 1463 01:29:00,674 --> 01:29:02,750 I was here, I was there. 1464 01:29:02,242 --> 01:29:04,110 I was glitching through the walls. 1465 01:29:04,177 --> 01:29:05,211 I'm not giving that up. 1466 01:29:05,311 --> 01:29:07,414 Um, pardon me for asking, 1467 01:29:07,681 --> 01:29:10,684 but without a princess, who's going to lead us? 1468 01:29:10,750 --> 01:29:11,818 Yeah. Who? 1469 01:29:12,752 --> 01:29:15,689 Me. I'm thinking more along the lines of 1470 01:29:15,755 --> 01:29:17,924 a constitutional democracy. 1471 01:29:18,910 --> 01:29:21,494 President Vanellope von Schweetz. 1472 01:29:21,594 --> 01:29:23,263 Has a nice ring to it, don't you think? 1473 01:29:24,597 --> 01:29:27,200 Fix-It, Wreck-It, the arcade's about to open. 1474 01:29:27,367 --> 01:29:29,202 Let's move 'em out. 1475 01:29:36,276 --> 01:29:39,446 You could just stay here and live in the castle. 1476 01:29:39,612 --> 01:29:40,847 You'd have your own wing 1477 01:29:40,947 --> 01:29:42,682 where no one would ever complain about your stench 1478 01:29:42,849 --> 01:29:44,818 or treat you bad ever again. 1479 01:29:44,951 --> 01:29:46,853 You could be happy. 1480 01:29:47,620 --> 01:29:50,230 I'm already hHPPV- 1481 01:29:50,123 --> 01:29:52,250 I've got the coolest friend in the world. 1482 01:29:52,959 --> 01:29:55,128 And besides, I've got a job to do, too. 1483 01:29:55,628 --> 01:29:58,932 It may not be as fancy as being president 1484 01:29:59,320 --> 01:30:00,367 but it's my duty. 1485 01:30:00,533 --> 01:30:02,680 And it's a big duty! 1486 01:30:04,137 --> 01:30:05,372 Ralph, are you coming, brother? 1487 01:30:06,740 --> 01:30:09,476 See you later, President Fart Feathers. 1488 01:30:09,642 --> 01:30:12,612 Au revoir, Admiral Underpants. 1489 01:30:12,979 --> 01:30:15,982 And farewell, Baroness Boogerface. 1490 01:30:16,149 --> 01:30:18,418 Goodbye, Major Body Odor! 1491 01:30:18,651 --> 01:30:20,887 - Hasta la vista, you... - Ralph! 1492 01:30:21,870 --> 01:30:23,423 - All right. To be continued. - Yeah! 1493 01:30:23,490 --> 01:30:25,225 Hooray! 1494 01:30:37,604 --> 01:30:38,772 I'm gonna wreck it! 1495 01:30:40,674 --> 01:30:43,843 Hey! Ralph's back! Isn't that great! 1496 01:30:44,811 --> 01:30:46,579 The gang's all here! 1497 01:30:46,646 --> 01:30:50,917 So, I'm happy to report, and you'll be happy to hear, 1498 01:30:50,984 --> 01:30:52,652 I'm taking life one game at a time. 1499 01:30:52,752 --> 01:30:55,210 All right! Yeah, Ralph! 1500 01:30:55,155 --> 01:30:56,656 Of course, the job hasn't changed. 1501 01:30:57,691 --> 01:31:01,428 But, news flash, the Nicelanders are being nice to me! 1502 01:31:02,595 --> 01:31:05,832 And that got me thinking about those poor guys left without a game. 1503 01:31:06,433 --> 01:31:08,435 - So here's what we did. - We're gonna wreck it! 1504 01:31:08,601 --> 01:31:10,804 We asked them to help us out on the bonus levels. 1505 01:31:11,771 --> 01:31:12,939 We can fix it! 1506 01:31:13,673 --> 01:31:14,641 I'm telling you, guys, 1507 01:31:14,708 --> 01:31:16,576 we haven't been this popular in years. 1508 01:31:16,710 --> 01:31:17,944 - It's crazy. - Wow! 1509 01:31:18,778 --> 01:31:20,513 The gamers say we're "retro," 1510 01:31:20,613 --> 01:31:23,483 which I think means "old but cool. ". 1511 01:31:23,616 --> 01:31:25,850 How come we never noticed this game? 1512 01:31:25,151 --> 01:31:27,200 And I decided that living in the dump 1513 01:31:27,120 --> 01:31:28,722 wasn't making me feel very good, 1514 01:31:30,156 --> 01:31:31,391 so I cleaned it up, built myself a little shack 1515 01:31:31,491 --> 01:31:33,159 and a couple for the new guys, too. 1516 01:31:34,394 --> 01:31:37,564 Well, with a little help from Felix. 1517 01:31:37,897 --> 01:31:40,266 And guess who was the best man at his and Calhoun's wedding. 1518 01:31:40,734 --> 01:31:43,336 That's right, my friends, old Ham Hands himself. 1519 01:31:44,700 --> 01:31:46,600 Very elegant affair. You should've seen it. 1520 01:31:47,640 --> 01:31:49,109 And not a single bug. 1521 01:31:52,645 --> 01:31:56,149 But I got to say, the best pan' of my day 1522 01:31:56,316 --> 01:31:58,840 is when I get thrown off the roof. 1523 01:31:59,886 --> 01:32:01,721 Because when the Nicelanders lift me up, 1524 01:32:02,989 --> 01:32:05,258 I get a perfect view of Sugar Rush. 1525 01:32:05,825 --> 01:32:07,327 And I can see Vane/lope racing. 1526 01:32:10,163 --> 01:32:11,164 Yes! 1527 01:32:12,165 --> 01:32:13,566 The kid's a natural. 1528 01:32:14,501 --> 01:32:16,669 And the players love her, glitch and all. 1529 01:32:17,337 --> 01:32:18,838 Just like I knew they would. 1530 01:32:20,740 --> 01:32:23,576 Turns out I don't need a medal to tell me I'm a good guy. 1531 01:32:25,345 --> 01:32:27,347 'Cause if that little kid likes me... 1532 01:32:30,950 --> 01:32:32,452 How bad can I be? 1533 01:32:49,202 --> 01:32:52,806 Switch on the sky and the stars glow for you. 1534 01:32:53,600 --> 01:32:56,609 Go see the world 'cause it's all so brand new. 1535 01:32:56,710 --> 01:33:00,714 Don't close your eyes 'cause your future's ready to shine. 1536 01:33:00,814 --> 01:33:04,484 It's just a matter of time before we learn how to fly. 1537 01:33:05,785 --> 01:33:09,155 Welcome to the rhythm of the night. 1538 01:33:09,222 --> 01:33:12,826 There's something in the air you can't deny. 1539 01:33:18,310 --> 01:33:21,000 It's been fun but now I've got to go. 1540 01:33:21,668 --> 01:33:24,371 Life is way too short to take it slow. 1541 01:33:25,472 --> 01:33:28,441 But before I go and hit the road. 1542 01:33:29,409 --> 01:33:34,180 I gotta know, 'til then when can we do this again? 1543 01:33:36,249 --> 01:33:38,318 When can I see you again? 1544 01:33:39,986 --> 01:33:42,188 When can we do this again? 1545 01:33:44,824 --> 01:33:49,396 I gotta know when can I see you again? 1546 01:33:53,266 --> 01:33:56,703 Joined at the hip your sidekick needs you. 1547 01:33:57,103 --> 01:34:00,340 Life is a trip down the road that leads you. 1548 01:34:00,774 --> 01:34:04,511 Look all around at the mountains you haven't climbed. 1549 01:34:04,678 --> 01:34:08,181 It's just a matter of time before we learn how to fly. 1550 01:34:09,683 --> 01:34:12,919 Welcome to the rhythm of the night. 1551 01:34:13,286 --> 01:34:16,389 There's something in the air you can't deny. 1552 01:34:21,961 --> 01:34:24,631 It's been fun but now I've got to go. 1553 01:34:25,298 --> 01:34:28,101 Life is way too short to take it slow. 1554 01:34:29,269 --> 01:34:32,205 But before I go and hit the road. 1555 01:34:33,807 --> 01:34:37,977 I gotta know, 'til then when can we do this again? 1556 01:34:40,146 --> 01:34:41,948 When can I see you again? 1557 01:34:43,817 --> 01:34:45,952 When can we do this again? 1558 01:34:48,588 --> 01:34:53,693 I gotta know When can I see you again? 1559 01:35:00,800 --> 01:35:04,471 Don't close your eyes 'cause your future's ready to shine. 1560 01:35:04,571 --> 01:35:08,740 It's just a matter of time before we learn how to fly. 1561 01:35:09,642 --> 01:35:12,946 Welcome to the rhythm of the night. 1562 01:35:13,413 --> 01:35:16,616 There's something in the air you can't deny. 1563 01:35:17,851 --> 01:35:20,787 So let me know before I wave goodbye. 1564 01:35:20,920 --> 01:35:23,423 When can I see you again? 1565 01:35:25,325 --> 01:35:28,661 When can we do this again? 1566 01:35:28,828 --> 01:35:31,664 When can I see you again? 1567 01:35:32,632 --> 01:35:35,335 When can we do this again? 1568 01:35:36,469 --> 01:35:39,372 Yeah, it's been fun but now I've got to go. 1569 01:35:40,373 --> 01:35:43,309 Life is way too short to take it slow. 1570 01:35:43,810 --> 01:35:49,449 But before I go and hit the road Tell me when. 1571 01:35:51,117 --> 01:35:54,187 When can I see you again? 1572 01:35:54,888 --> 01:35:57,757 When can I see you again? 1573 01:35:58,958 --> 01:36:01,294 When can I see you again? 1574 01:38:41,888 --> 01:38:44,758 Wreck-It Ralph is a giant of a man. 1575 01:38:44,824 --> 01:38:47,994 Nine feet tall with really big hands. 1576 01:38:48,610 --> 01:38:51,131 Living in a stump on his very own land. 1577 01:38:51,197 --> 01:38:54,467 Until his world went crazy. 1578 01:38:54,534 --> 01:38:58,400 He was minding his own business on the day they came. 1579 01:38:58,710 --> 01:39:01,374 They showed a piece of paper saying "eminent domain". 1580 01:39:01,474 --> 01:39:04,678 They built an apartment building saying progress was to blame. 1581 01:39:04,744 --> 01:39:08,181 So he got mad And he turned bad. 1582 01:39:08,248 --> 01:39:11,518 Brick by brick he's gonna take his land back. 1583 01:39:11,584 --> 01:39:14,721 Wreck it, Wreck-It Ralph As fast as you can. 1584 01:39:14,821 --> 01:39:18,240 You know you can do it with your colossal hands. 1585 01:39:18,910 --> 01:39:21,261 So don't let Fix-It Felix and that building stand. 1586 01:39:21,361 --> 01:39:28,201 I wreck it I fix it. 1587 01:39:30,437 --> 01:39:31,705 You fixed it! 1588 01:39:38,678 --> 01:39:41,548 Fix-It Felix is a really great guy. 1589 01:39:41,614 --> 01:39:44,718 Watch him get all turbocharged when he eats a pie. 1590 01:39:44,784 --> 01:39:48,154 Not just a superintendent He's a super super guy. 1591 01:39:48,221 --> 01:39:51,224 And everybody loves him. 1592 01:39:51,558 --> 01:39:54,894 With his trusty tool belt and steel-toed shoes. 1593 01:39:54,961 --> 01:39:58,980 Nicelanders believe that Felix just can't lose. 1594 01:39:58,198 --> 01:40:01,401 So when Wreck-It Ralph starts to come unglued. 1595 01:40:01,468 --> 01:40:04,604 He doesn't get mad 'Cause he's so rad. 1596 01:40:04,904 --> 01:40:08,241 Brick by brick he's gonna build it back. 1597 01:40:08,308 --> 01:40:11,244 Fix it, Fix-It Felix, as fast as you can. 1598 01:40:11,311 --> 01:40:14,681 Use the magic hammer you got from your old man 1599 01:40:14,748 --> 01:40:18,118 'Cause you know Wreck-It Ralph won't let that building stand. 1600 01:40:18,218 --> 01:40:24,824 I wreck it I fix it. 1601 01:40:27,600 --> 01:40:28,261 You fixed it!