1 00:00:33,967 --> 00:00:38,138 CAROLYN: Jonathan... Hello? (SIGHS) Oh, my God... 2 00:00:39,105 --> 00:00:40,874 What are you actually looking at? 3 00:00:41,274 --> 00:00:42,575 -What? -I mean, 4 00:00:42,609 --> 00:00:43,743 when I'm talking to you. 5 00:00:44,678 --> 00:00:45,979 What, the rug? 6 00:00:47,800 --> 00:00:48,815 The wall? What is it? What? 7 00:00:48,848 --> 00:00:51,484 See? When I talk to him he doesn't look at me. 8 00:00:51,918 --> 00:00:54,521 Is there a reason you're not looking at Carolyn? 9 00:00:55,550 --> 00:00:56,756 (SIGHS) I thought I was. 10 00:00:56,790 --> 00:00:58,158 What, do you have eyes on the side of your head? 11 00:00:58,191 --> 00:01:00,126 -This is how I listen. -Oh... I didn't know. 12 00:01:00,160 --> 00:01:02,996 Okay, this is how I concentrate, okay? 13 00:01:03,290 --> 00:01:05,165 I mean, how long have you ****ing known me? 14 00:01:05,198 --> 00:01:06,733 -This is how I look. Whatever. -No, you don't. 15 00:01:06,933 --> 00:01:10,537 Carolyn, maybe if Jonathan repeats back to you 16 00:01:10,570 --> 00:01:12,505 what you've said, would that help you to feel heard? 17 00:01:12,839 --> 00:01:16,760 No, I don't need him to repeat back to me what I just said. 18 00:01:16,109 --> 00:01:17,644 I need him to ****ing look at me. 19 00:01:17,977 --> 00:01:19,245 Look at me. 20 00:01:19,279 --> 00:01:20,747 Turn your head and look at me. 21 00:01:21,748 --> 00:01:23,583 Oh, it's funny, I guess, it's really funny. 22 00:01:24,217 --> 00:01:25,585 Is that so hard? 23 00:01:26,786 --> 00:01:29,756 Don't tell me what to do. And do not point at me, okay? 24 00:01:30,256 --> 00:01:32,625 For some reason he doesn't like me to point at him. 25 00:01:32,959 --> 00:01:34,600 Yeah, for some reason. 26 00:01:34,940 --> 00:01:36,129 Imagine. Imagine this all day. 27 00:01:36,162 --> 00:01:38,531 Imagine. Hey! Imagine it. 28 00:01:38,565 --> 00:01:39,966 Maybe you should talk to him about his mother. 29 00:01:40,200 --> 00:01:41,201 Did your mom point at you 30 00:01:42,135 --> 00:01:43,236 when you were a little kid, is that why? 31 00:01:43,269 --> 00:01:44,771 JONATHAN: My mom has been dead for less than a week. 32 00:01:45,171 --> 00:01:46,606 You're such a ****ing *****. 33 00:01:46,639 --> 00:01:48,740 I'm a ****ing *****? 34 00:01:48,108 --> 00:01:48,908 -Did you hear that? -Yeah. 35 00:01:48,942 --> 00:01:50,143 -I'm a ****ing *****. -Yes. Yeah. 36 00:01:50,176 --> 00:01:51,845 That's what I am. Me, I'm a *****. 37 00:01:51,878 --> 00:01:53,880 The one who does everything for you all the time. 38 00:01:53,913 --> 00:01:55,648 -Don, Don. -All the time. 39 00:01:55,682 --> 00:01:56,783 -Don. -Yeah Don, you fix it. 40 00:01:57,984 --> 00:01:58,918 Fix it. Make it better for him. He can't do it by himself. 41 00:01:59,652 --> 00:02:01,221 Don. You want to intervene here? 42 00:02:01,788 --> 00:02:03,289 I mean, we can do this at home. 43 00:02:03,923 --> 00:02:05,250 Um... 44 00:02:06,292 --> 00:02:09,229 Well, both of you know a more productive way to communicate. 45 00:02:09,929 --> 00:02:12,599 So how about... yeah, 46 00:02:12,632 --> 00:02:14,000 with a little less contempt 47 00:02:14,340 --> 00:02:15,835 and some more honest feelings. 48 00:02:16,369 --> 00:02:19,606 Okay, here's a more honest feeling. Um... 49 00:02:20,273 --> 00:02:22,800 We've been coming here a long time 50 00:02:23,900 --> 00:02:24,144 and nothing changes. 51 00:02:25,450 --> 00:02:26,279 You know what, Jonathan? 52 00:02:26,312 --> 00:02:28,114 Leave him alone he looks tired. 53 00:02:30,850 --> 00:02:31,851 You do. 54 00:02:53,173 --> 00:02:54,607 I was on my way to class, 55 00:02:54,641 --> 00:02:56,176 I thought I'd drop by and say hi. So, hi. 56 00:02:56,209 --> 00:02:58,745 We got in a new strain. You want to try? Very mellow. 57 00:02:58,778 --> 00:03:00,800 -No. -Mom. 58 00:03:00,313 --> 00:03:02,649 You smoke weed. I work in a weed store. Take it. 59 00:03:02,849 --> 00:03:04,840 I'm not going to buy pot from you. 60 00:03:04,117 --> 00:03:06,119 You go to that place that's a total rip-off. 61 00:03:06,152 --> 00:03:07,620 -I do not. -You do. 62 00:03:07,654 --> 00:03:08,755 Okay, I don't want to talk about this. 63 00:03:09,122 --> 00:03:10,290 You can buy it from me. 64 00:03:10,757 --> 00:03:12,592 Oh, no thank you. 65 00:03:14,294 --> 00:03:17,831 Jesus. I just... I hate you're working here. It's dangerous. 66 00:03:18,640 --> 00:03:19,165 We have security. 67 00:03:19,866 --> 00:03:20,934 Him? 68 00:03:20,967 --> 00:03:22,168 Can I have a donut? 69 00:03:22,202 --> 00:03:24,270 Ah... okay, they're for my students though-- 70 00:03:24,304 --> 00:03:25,772 they're for my... student... 71 00:03:25,805 --> 00:03:27,374 -Cool. Thanks, Mom. -These... 72 00:03:27,774 --> 00:03:29,242 -Thank you. -You're welcome. 73 00:03:32,379 --> 00:03:34,781 So, how's the writing going? 74 00:03:35,215 --> 00:03:36,216 It's going? 75 00:03:36,683 --> 00:03:37,450 I can't wait. 76 00:03:37,484 --> 00:03:39,219 Yeah, well, don't get too excited. 77 00:03:39,252 --> 00:03:40,420 I don't know if it's any good or not. 78 00:03:40,453 --> 00:03:42,922 Are you kidding me? It's gonna be amazing. 79 00:03:42,956 --> 00:03:44,791 I love you so much. I got to go, okay? 80 00:03:44,824 --> 00:03:47,227 -I love you. Bye. -Bye. (CHUCKLES) 81 00:03:48,962 --> 00:03:50,163 Wake up. 82 00:03:52,766 --> 00:03:54,401 -(DOOR CLOSES) -So you're a writer? 83 00:03:54,434 --> 00:03:55,635 You never said. 84 00:03:55,902 --> 00:03:57,671 Well, trying to be. 85 00:03:58,238 --> 00:04:01,410 I know how it is. I'm an executive producer. 86 00:04:02,175 --> 00:04:03,176 (CAR HONKS) 87 00:04:04,411 --> 00:04:06,746 I wanna write about this man on the street who came up to me 88 00:04:06,780 --> 00:04:09,883 and said that his car had a flat and that he needed to change 89 00:04:09,916 --> 00:04:12,252 out of his nice clothes to change the tire. 90 00:04:12,285 --> 00:04:14,220 So he asked me to stand guard 91 00:04:14,254 --> 00:04:17,957 while he changed out of the nice clothes so nobody would see him. 92 00:04:17,991 --> 00:04:19,125 -And I-- -That happened to me, too. 93 00:04:19,426 --> 00:04:21,761 -Really? -BETH: And how old were you? 94 00:04:21,795 --> 00:04:23,363 -Nine. -Okay. 95 00:04:23,830 --> 00:04:25,799 I don't understand. So what? 96 00:04:27,200 --> 00:04:30,403 that that happened to you, Ivy and to you Marielle. 97 00:04:31,404 --> 00:04:33,340 But it's very compelling 98 00:04:33,373 --> 00:04:35,642 to write about something so personal, for sure. 99 00:04:36,142 --> 00:04:37,143 Absolutely. 100 00:04:38,211 --> 00:04:39,790 Billy, do you have anything you'd like to share? 101 00:04:39,646 --> 00:04:40,647 Oh, yeah. Okay, uh... 102 00:04:41,681 --> 00:04:43,350 So, I knew this girl once who talked too much. 103 00:04:43,683 --> 00:04:45,585 Uh... It drove me crazy. 104 00:04:45,785 --> 00:04:48,355 And one day, a bee flew in her mouth 105 00:04:48,588 --> 00:04:50,490 and I thought it was hysterical 106 00:04:50,523 --> 00:04:52,492 -and just so perfectly poetic. -(CHUCKLES) 107 00:04:53,360 --> 00:04:54,394 Uh... I literally thought, 108 00:04:54,427 --> 00:04:57,230 "Thank God! Maybe now she'll actually shut up." 109 00:04:57,263 --> 00:04:58,264 (ALL LAUGHING) 110 00:04:59,265 --> 00:05:01,267 But then she had an allergic reaction and died. 111 00:05:02,736 --> 00:05:05,271 Oh, wow. I didn't see that coming. 112 00:05:05,305 --> 00:05:07,407 That is... That's terrible. 113 00:05:07,440 --> 00:05:08,808 Right there, in front of you this happened? 114 00:05:08,842 --> 00:05:12,245 Uh, in the hospital. But it was pretty awful. 115 00:05:12,645 --> 00:05:14,280 And I wanna write about that day. 116 00:05:14,748 --> 00:05:16,816 Because of the guilt I have from laughing. 117 00:05:16,850 --> 00:05:18,518 I just felt so terrible. 118 00:05:18,551 --> 00:05:20,920 Well, I think that that has the potential 119 00:05:20,954 --> 00:05:23,289 to be a very moving story. 120 00:05:23,556 --> 00:05:26,426 What if you want to write about somebody who's not dead 121 00:05:26,459 --> 00:05:27,794 but it's not very nice about them. 122 00:05:27,827 --> 00:05:30,230 To tell you the truth, I say just... 123 00:05:30,263 --> 00:05:33,199 write your heart out and don't show it to them. 124 00:05:33,700 --> 00:05:36,403 (CHUCKLES) Really, yeah. 125 00:05:36,736 --> 00:05:39,773 Um, what kind of story were you thinking about, Hal? 126 00:05:40,373 --> 00:05:41,508 Something in a prison. 127 00:05:41,775 --> 00:05:43,443 Oh, all right. 128 00:05:43,643 --> 00:05:48,615 And what about a prison specifically interests you? 129 00:05:50,650 --> 00:05:51,651 Jail? 130 00:05:52,519 --> 00:05:53,520 For sure. 131 00:05:54,454 --> 00:05:57,891 Gosh, guys, what a productive class. 132 00:05:57,924 --> 00:06:00,660 I can't get over we've got such a good group. 133 00:06:00,894 --> 00:06:02,195 Give yourself a hand. 134 00:06:02,696 --> 00:06:05,231 Yeah, I love it. Fantastic. 135 00:06:06,266 --> 00:06:07,934 I think you're done. 136 00:06:08,401 --> 00:06:09,836 You must be so sick of reading it. 137 00:06:09,869 --> 00:06:10,904 Not at all, Beth. 138 00:06:10,937 --> 00:06:12,772 It's wonderful, honey, really. 139 00:06:12,972 --> 00:06:15,342 Yeah, but then why the hell haven't I heard from Sylvia? 140 00:06:15,842 --> 00:06:17,911 Maybe it's bad. Maybe it's not as good as my memoir. 141 00:06:17,944 --> 00:06:18,912 You wrote a great book. 142 00:06:19,779 --> 00:06:20,714 And believe me, she's going to call you. 143 00:06:21,448 --> 00:06:22,215 She probably just, you know, 144 00:06:22,248 --> 00:06:23,683 hasn't read it yet, that's all. 145 00:06:23,717 --> 00:06:24,918 Really? 146 00:06:26,190 --> 00:06:27,921 -Yeah, I'm sure of it -Wish my memoir did better. 147 00:06:27,954 --> 00:06:30,457 -Why do you think it didn't? -Sweetheart. 148 00:06:30,824 --> 00:06:31,858 Trust me, 149 00:06:32,792 --> 00:06:34,594 your memoir was great. 150 00:06:34,627 --> 00:06:36,529 Your new book is great. 151 00:06:37,564 --> 00:06:38,732 Okay, she's going to love it. 152 00:06:38,765 --> 00:06:39,966 (PHONE VIBRATES) 153 00:06:40,834 --> 00:06:43,770 Oh, it's Eliot. Should we have invited him? 154 00:06:43,803 --> 00:06:45,305 Honey, it's our anniversary. 155 00:06:45,338 --> 00:06:47,307 -We'll call him back. -Yeah, right. 156 00:06:48,842 --> 00:06:49,976 Come here. 157 00:06:51,711 --> 00:06:52,712 Hmm. 158 00:06:53,613 --> 00:06:55,215 -Okay, so... -Okay. 159 00:06:55,415 --> 00:06:56,416 You're a good kisser. 160 00:06:56,683 --> 00:06:58,218 -You always have been. -Thank you. 161 00:06:58,451 --> 00:06:59,886 -Happy Anniversary. -Ooh. 162 00:06:59,919 --> 00:07:01,955 Well, for goodness sakees. 163 00:07:02,389 --> 00:07:03,690 What do we got here? 164 00:07:03,890 --> 00:07:05,458 -Ooh, a little box. -Yeah. 165 00:07:06,593 --> 00:07:07,594 (BETH GASPS) 166 00:07:08,294 --> 00:07:11,498 -Oh, wow! -You like? 167 00:07:11,531 --> 00:07:13,633 It's so pretty. 168 00:07:13,666 --> 00:07:15,335 -I love them. -Well, 169 00:07:15,368 --> 00:07:17,637 -they're leaves. -Yeah... You know me. 170 00:07:17,671 --> 00:07:18,938 Yeah. They look great. 171 00:07:18,972 --> 00:07:20,740 Yeah. Okay. 172 00:07:20,940 --> 00:07:21,941 Love them. 173 00:07:24,411 --> 00:07:25,478 Uh-oh. 174 00:07:25,512 --> 00:07:26,813 Happy Anniversary. 175 00:07:26,846 --> 00:07:28,982 Oh, wow. Look at this. 176 00:07:29,150 --> 00:07:31,551 (INHALING DRAMATICALLY) 177 00:07:33,820 --> 00:07:34,821 Oh. 178 00:07:35,355 --> 00:07:36,723 -A V-neck. -Yeah. 179 00:07:37,991 --> 00:07:40,760 -Oh, wow, it is soft. -It's so soft, right? 180 00:07:40,794 --> 00:07:42,262 -Yeah. Yeah. -Yeah. 181 00:07:50,970 --> 00:07:51,971 (CHUCKLES) 182 00:07:52,472 --> 00:07:55,408 -Hey. -Hey. We're so lucky. 183 00:07:55,775 --> 00:07:58,812 -Yeah. We are. -Yeah. 184 00:08:01,715 --> 00:08:03,817 BETH: Hi. How can I help you? 185 00:08:03,850 --> 00:08:06,419 I'm just looking for a sweater. 186 00:08:06,453 --> 00:08:07,754 Maybe you have a red one? 187 00:08:07,787 --> 00:08:09,856 A red one. Okay, hang on. Let me just check. 188 00:08:14,828 --> 00:08:16,463 Are you twins? 189 00:08:17,263 --> 00:08:19,432 Twins? Uh, we're sisters. 190 00:08:19,466 --> 00:08:23,300 She's my much, much older sister, 191 00:08:23,360 --> 00:08:24,738 like 25 years or something. 192 00:08:25,638 --> 00:08:27,474 BETH: Hey, what about this one? 193 00:08:28,641 --> 00:08:29,743 Yeah? 194 00:08:29,943 --> 00:08:32,120 Oh, that looks so adorable on you. 195 00:08:32,450 --> 00:08:33,580 I love the red. 196 00:08:34,381 --> 00:08:37,283 -Thank you. -Enjoy it. 197 00:08:39,452 --> 00:08:42,956 Don't call old people adorable. 198 00:08:43,456 --> 00:08:44,657 She was adorable. 199 00:08:44,691 --> 00:08:46,893 No, babies are adorable, right? 200 00:08:46,926 --> 00:08:47,694 Yeah. 201 00:08:48,428 --> 00:08:50,630 -God, this makes me so sad. -I know. 202 00:08:50,663 --> 00:08:52,499 Hi. Come on up. 203 00:08:53,330 --> 00:08:54,834 -How can we help you? -Hey, sweetie. 204 00:08:55,301 --> 00:08:57,300 Do you have some black pants? 205 00:08:57,370 --> 00:09:01,474 Black pants. Okay, so you look like you're about a 27 or 28. 206 00:09:01,508 --> 00:09:02,809 Okay, I'll look and see. 207 00:09:03,443 --> 00:09:04,878 And some boots. 208 00:09:04,911 --> 00:09:06,546 Oh, it's only one item a day. 209 00:09:06,579 --> 00:09:08,415 But you can come back tomorrow. 210 00:09:08,448 --> 00:09:10,850 Yeah. I can't come back tomorrow, you stupid shit. 211 00:09:12,786 --> 00:09:13,853 What a shame. 212 00:09:13,887 --> 00:09:14,988 How about these? 213 00:09:15,210 --> 00:09:16,556 Do you like these? 214 00:09:16,589 --> 00:09:18,391 -Yeah. -Yeah, she likes them. 215 00:09:18,591 --> 00:09:19,993 Okay. Bye. 216 00:09:20,994 --> 00:09:22,328 Bye. 217 00:09:23,960 --> 00:09:24,898 What? Why are you so mean? 218 00:09:24,931 --> 00:09:26,533 She called me a stupid shit. 219 00:09:27,834 --> 00:09:29,302 This is so rewarding, isn't it? 220 00:09:29,336 --> 00:09:31,404 I know, it's really great to give back. Hi. 221 00:09:31,438 --> 00:09:32,972 JIM: I don't want to help him out. 222 00:09:33,600 --> 00:09:35,342 He's never helped me, so why should I help him? 223 00:09:35,375 --> 00:09:38,440 I imagine your siblings feel differently, 224 00:09:38,511 --> 00:09:40,680 since... since they are helping. 225 00:09:40,714 --> 00:09:43,383 I don't know, man, maybe they're just nicer than me. 226 00:09:43,750 --> 00:09:45,618 They're pissed I'm not doing anything. 227 00:09:45,652 --> 00:09:48,455 You know, they're taking him to doctors 228 00:09:48,488 --> 00:09:50,560 and clipping his ****ing toenails. 229 00:09:50,890 --> 00:09:54,661 Jim, we haven't been working together very long. 230 00:09:54,694 --> 00:09:58,865 But, um, yeah, I'm hoping that we... we can begin exploring 231 00:09:58,898 --> 00:10:00,400 your relationship with your father. 232 00:10:01,434 --> 00:10:02,769 You're not listening to me. 233 00:10:03,570 --> 00:10:05,500 My dad was a prick. 234 00:10:05,672 --> 00:10:06,840 Still is. 235 00:10:06,873 --> 00:10:07,874 There's nothing. 236 00:10:08,942 --> 00:10:10,977 I just don't like everyone else being mad at me. 237 00:10:11,711 --> 00:10:13,980 Me, my brother, my sister, we're close. 238 00:10:14,140 --> 00:10:16,583 Hmm. Do you know that they're mad at you? 239 00:10:16,616 --> 00:10:18,840 Yeah, I can tell. 240 00:10:19,652 --> 00:10:21,540 (SIGHS) Anyway, it doesn't matter, 241 00:10:21,870 --> 00:10:22,589 I'm not gonna change my mind. 242 00:10:22,622 --> 00:10:24,958 So, let them do it if they want to. 243 00:10:26,593 --> 00:10:27,961 And do they want to? 244 00:10:28,595 --> 00:10:30,397 I don't ****ing know. 245 00:10:32,599 --> 00:10:35,969 Okay that... Um, that's the end of our session. 246 00:10:36,200 --> 00:10:38,400 Um, are the... 247 00:10:38,380 --> 00:10:40,106 I would... I'd like to continue this next week. 248 00:10:41,508 --> 00:10:43,643 -Sure. Thanks, Don. -You take care. 249 00:10:45,450 --> 00:10:46,846 (SIGHS) God, he's an idiot. 250 00:10:54,120 --> 00:10:55,388 So, what do you think? 251 00:10:58,240 --> 00:10:59,125 Sorry. 252 00:10:59,526 --> 00:11:01,940 Oh, okay. Yeah, well, good. 253 00:11:01,127 --> 00:11:02,562 I mean, that's what I'm here for. 254 00:11:02,595 --> 00:11:05,310 So, any reason in particular? 255 00:11:05,699 --> 00:11:07,867 It's just, I don't know. Basic. 256 00:11:08,535 --> 00:11:10,300 Yes. Yeah, well, it is. 257 00:11:10,360 --> 00:11:11,604 It's simple. It's classic. 258 00:11:11,871 --> 00:11:12,672 -True. -Yeah. 259 00:11:12,706 --> 00:11:14,774 But it doesn't really say anything. 260 00:11:15,208 --> 00:11:17,610 Yeah. No, you're right. It doesn't... 261 00:11:17,644 --> 00:11:18,645 It doesn't say anything. 262 00:11:19,112 --> 00:11:21,470 Wait. What? Wait, I'm sorry. 263 00:11:21,810 --> 00:11:23,750 Oh, this was a bad choice. Okay, I heard you. 264 00:11:24,484 --> 00:11:25,552 Okay. (CHUCKLES) 265 00:11:26,190 --> 00:11:29,456 No, I'm, but... I got it. Okay. 266 00:11:29,489 --> 00:11:31,458 I just think you could work someplace better, 267 00:11:31,758 --> 00:11:34,828 you know, 'cause you're smart. You've got a degree. 268 00:11:34,861 --> 00:11:36,162 So does everybody else. 269 00:11:36,196 --> 00:11:39,320 He's 23 years old, where else should he be working? 270 00:11:39,999 --> 00:11:41,868 I just think you could find something 271 00:11:41,901 --> 00:11:43,670 that's more on par with your abilities 272 00:11:43,703 --> 00:11:44,938 'cause you're talented, El. 273 00:11:45,171 --> 00:11:46,573 Well, who's to say? 274 00:11:46,606 --> 00:11:48,742 -I say. Yeah. -I say. We both say. 275 00:11:48,775 --> 00:11:50,430 You guys haven't even read what I've written. 276 00:11:50,577 --> 00:11:51,611 What? Are you kidding me? 277 00:11:52,579 --> 00:11:53,446 Come on. I know it's going to be wonderful. 278 00:11:54,347 --> 00:11:54,848 When do you think it will be finished? 279 00:11:55,382 --> 00:11:57,830 Absolutely no idea. 280 00:11:57,617 --> 00:11:59,190 Can I get a bit more salad? 281 00:11:59,520 --> 00:12:00,987 Yeah. That? 282 00:12:01,210 --> 00:12:01,988 Thank you, honey. 283 00:12:03,957 --> 00:12:05,725 Why don't you guys get your own food? 284 00:12:06,590 --> 00:12:07,127 We like to share. 285 00:12:07,160 --> 00:12:08,661 Why does that bother you? 286 00:12:10,864 --> 00:12:11,865 How is Alison? 287 00:12:12,866 --> 00:12:15,100 Uh, she's good. Yeah, I think. 288 00:12:15,869 --> 00:12:16,870 Um... 289 00:12:18,638 --> 00:12:20,600 Yeah, she's working a lot. 290 00:12:20,907 --> 00:12:22,142 Sometimes I feel like she's... 291 00:12:23,843 --> 00:12:25,745 Pulling away. I don't know. 292 00:12:25,779 --> 00:12:28,615 -Oh, sweetie... -She's just on me about my job 293 00:12:28,648 --> 00:12:31,510 because there's no way to grow or make more money. 294 00:12:31,840 --> 00:12:33,953 Maybe you two should see a therapist together. 295 00:12:34,921 --> 00:12:35,989 We're 23. 296 00:12:36,220 --> 00:12:38,725 Listen, it's... it's never too early. 297 00:12:39,826 --> 00:12:43,630 Okay, we'll figure it out. Uh, never mind. 298 00:12:43,960 --> 00:12:44,197 Well, you'd better. 299 00:12:44,731 --> 00:12:46,320 She pays half the rent. 300 00:12:47,300 --> 00:12:49,269 Okay, well, that's not what he needs to hear right now, Don. 301 00:12:49,302 --> 00:12:50,537 What? 302 00:12:51,705 --> 00:12:53,206 You know, I think I taught you to ride your bike here. 303 00:12:53,807 --> 00:12:54,841 -Right here? -Yeah, 304 00:12:54,874 --> 00:12:55,942 with the training wheels. 305 00:12:55,975 --> 00:12:57,177 -You remember that? -Oh, yeah. 306 00:12:57,210 --> 00:12:58,144 I think it was here. 307 00:12:58,178 --> 00:12:59,779 Yeah, that was fun. You're a good teacher. 308 00:13:00,460 --> 00:13:01,881 -Oh, nice. -How about that? 309 00:13:04,840 --> 00:13:06,252 -It's good, yeah? Mm-hmm. -That's really good. 310 00:13:06,286 --> 00:13:08,521 You're sharing an ice cream cone? 311 00:13:08,555 --> 00:13:09,856 Yeah, you want some? 312 00:13:11,291 --> 00:13:12,926 Uh, no, thank you. 313 00:13:12,959 --> 00:13:14,270 -Try it, it's peanut butter. -I got to go. 314 00:13:14,600 --> 00:13:15,280 It's... I'm good. 315 00:13:16,262 --> 00:13:17,864 -Thanks for lunch. -Yeah. 316 00:13:17,897 --> 00:13:18,898 -You're welcome. -See you later. 317 00:13:18,932 --> 00:13:20,200 -Love you. -Love you, too. 318 00:13:20,600 --> 00:13:22,680 -Yeah, have fun. -Have a good one. 319 00:13:22,102 --> 00:13:23,603 Here, have some more. 320 00:13:32,345 --> 00:13:34,547 -Don't take the whole thing. -No? 321 00:13:34,581 --> 00:13:36,116 You're gonna fall asleep, honey. 322 00:13:36,149 --> 00:13:38,752 Fat chance of that. I'm so nervous. 323 00:13:38,785 --> 00:13:42,255 Look at these things. I mean... (SCOFFS) 324 00:13:42,288 --> 00:13:44,224 Do humans even live here? 325 00:13:44,257 --> 00:13:45,925 How do you plug anything in? 326 00:13:46,126 --> 00:13:47,927 Hey, how do I look? 327 00:13:48,762 --> 00:13:51,264 Cute, adorable. 328 00:13:51,297 --> 00:13:55,100 -My hands are so clammy. -You're gonna do great. 329 00:13:55,350 --> 00:13:56,536 -Go get 'em. -Uh... 330 00:13:58,380 --> 00:13:59,390 (DOOR CLOSES) 331 00:14:00,730 --> 00:14:01,141 Oh, **** you. 332 00:14:02,800 --> 00:14:03,900 It's so tiring. 333 00:14:03,977 --> 00:14:05,111 He makes me feel like I do everything wrong. 334 00:14:05,145 --> 00:14:07,113 Can you give me an example? 335 00:14:07,147 --> 00:14:09,820 He wants me to turn on the water when I pee, 336 00:14:09,115 --> 00:14:10,583 so he can't hear it through the door. 337 00:14:10,617 --> 00:14:12,180 Once, I left the door open and he got mad. 338 00:14:13,353 --> 00:14:16,220 And why does he care? I hear him pee all the time. 339 00:14:16,560 --> 00:14:17,230 It doesn't bother me. 340 00:14:17,991 --> 00:14:19,859 And he gets annoyed when I buy him things. 341 00:14:19,893 --> 00:14:21,294 He acts like he doesn't care about material things, 342 00:14:21,327 --> 00:14:22,328 but he does. 343 00:14:22,796 --> 00:14:23,797 He has an Apple Watch. 344 00:14:24,864 --> 00:14:26,366 And you buy him things out of love or affection? 345 00:14:26,399 --> 00:14:27,801 -Yes. -Is that... Yeah. 346 00:14:27,834 --> 00:14:29,903 You know what I bought him? A beanie, 347 00:14:30,403 --> 00:14:31,838 because he lost his. 348 00:14:31,871 --> 00:14:33,640 He says, I don't listen. A beanie. 349 00:14:33,673 --> 00:14:35,750 And it was from H&M! 350 00:14:35,108 --> 00:14:39,646 Um, does all this sound at all familiar to you, Frankie? 351 00:14:40,847 --> 00:14:43,116 I don't think so. What do you mean? 352 00:14:43,149 --> 00:14:46,319 Well, his behavior reminds me of someone else in your life. 353 00:14:47,387 --> 00:14:49,723 -Who? -Your father. 354 00:14:50,900 --> 00:14:51,910 My father? 355 00:14:51,358 --> 00:14:53,993 Yeah. Do you see the similarities? 356 00:14:54,270 --> 00:14:55,628 Like his criticism of you? 357 00:14:56,896 --> 00:14:58,965 Not me, must be thinking of somebody else. 358 00:15:01,670 --> 00:15:03,690 My dad is the sweetest person. 359 00:15:03,103 --> 00:15:05,380 He's only been really loving toward me. 360 00:15:06,390 --> 00:15:07,307 Ah, of course. 361 00:15:08,174 --> 00:15:11,344 (STUTTERS) 362 00:15:11,378 --> 00:15:13,460 I apologize. That's... 363 00:15:13,790 --> 00:15:14,114 No, it's okay. 364 00:15:14,147 --> 00:15:15,648 I'm sure you see so many people. 365 00:15:15,682 --> 00:15:17,183 No, that's-- that's-- that's not okay. 366 00:15:18,218 --> 00:15:19,285 Um... 367 00:15:20,153 --> 00:15:21,187 Okay, um... 368 00:15:21,988 --> 00:15:23,223 Let's, uh... Let's go on. 369 00:15:25,458 --> 00:15:27,861 God, whatever happened to regular coffee shops 370 00:15:27,894 --> 00:15:31,898 with their red booths and the perfect tuna? 371 00:15:32,365 --> 00:15:34,100 Ooh, did you want to go somewhere else? 372 00:15:34,134 --> 00:15:35,201 No, but you know what I mean. 373 00:15:36,403 --> 00:15:38,304 You know, with the the filthy menus and the mean people. 374 00:15:38,338 --> 00:15:39,839 Well, I really like it here. 375 00:15:39,873 --> 00:15:41,675 There's a real one left on Madison. 376 00:15:41,708 --> 00:15:43,443 Actually, I used to go there when I went to the doctor. 377 00:15:43,476 --> 00:15:44,844 But then my doctor died, 378 00:15:44,878 --> 00:15:46,120 so I don't go there anymore. 379 00:15:47,800 --> 00:15:48,948 Isn't that a weird thing, when your doctor dies? 380 00:15:49,215 --> 00:15:50,383 So, how's Eliot? 381 00:15:50,417 --> 00:15:52,886 -How old is he now? -He's 23. 382 00:15:52,919 --> 00:15:55,455 Yeah, he's working in a pot store. 383 00:15:55,488 --> 00:15:58,224 -He's the manager. -Well, that's very legit. 384 00:15:58,258 --> 00:15:59,459 Mm-hmm. 385 00:15:59,492 --> 00:16:01,394 Uh, he's... he's working on a play. 386 00:16:01,428 --> 00:16:02,662 Oh, he's a writer? 387 00:16:03,797 --> 00:16:04,364 Well, it's his first. I haven't read it yet, though. 388 00:16:05,198 --> 00:16:07,670 -But... -Well, that's a brave move. 389 00:16:07,400 --> 00:16:09,936 Having a successful writer as your mother. 390 00:16:11,104 --> 00:16:12,806 Speaking of which... 391 00:16:12,839 --> 00:16:17,110 Okay, so I'll start by saying what you already know. 392 00:16:17,143 --> 00:16:20,180 I love your work, and the book is good. 393 00:16:20,213 --> 00:16:21,981 -Of course, -Uh-oh. 394 00:16:22,150 --> 00:16:26,986 I-- I just don't feel it's as strong as your memoir. 395 00:16:27,520 --> 00:16:28,722 Um... 396 00:16:29,989 --> 00:16:32,826 Okay, but it's a different thing 'cause it's a work of fiction. 397 00:16:32,859 --> 00:16:34,260 Look, it's rough out there. 398 00:16:34,294 --> 00:16:37,364 There's a lot of competition, a lot of stories to tell, 399 00:16:37,397 --> 00:16:38,698 lots of new voices. 400 00:16:39,990 --> 00:16:41,340 Mm, I'm an old voice. 401 00:16:41,234 --> 00:16:45,271 No, you're competing with writers of all ethnicities, 402 00:16:45,305 --> 00:16:48,975 refugees, cancer, murder, abuse. 403 00:16:49,275 --> 00:16:52,120 -I had abuse. -Verbal abuse. 404 00:16:52,245 --> 00:16:53,380 It was still abuse. 405 00:16:53,413 --> 00:16:55,982 Of course, it was. And you wrote about it beautifully. 406 00:16:56,383 --> 00:16:58,385 -Thank you. Yeah. -Mmm. 407 00:16:58,418 --> 00:17:01,321 Look, it's your first work of fiction. 408 00:17:01,354 --> 00:17:03,289 Why not try another draft? 409 00:17:04,357 --> 00:17:05,358 (SCOFFS) 410 00:17:07,127 --> 00:17:09,162 She said I wasn't a new voice. 411 00:17:09,195 --> 00:17:12,198 -You're the best voice. -(SCOFFS) An old voice. 412 00:17:12,232 --> 00:17:13,400 I'm not that old. 413 00:17:14,000 --> 00:17:16,302 Didn't you say that, uh... 414 00:17:16,336 --> 00:17:19,939 that other agent was chasing you a while ago? 415 00:17:19,973 --> 00:17:23,430 -Oh, yeah. Vince something. -Yeah. 416 00:17:23,760 --> 00:17:25,450 Yeah, well... Send it to him. 417 00:17:25,345 --> 00:17:27,130 Yeah, I guess I will. 418 00:17:34,387 --> 00:17:35,488 What are you doing? 419 00:17:35,955 --> 00:17:37,490 I don't know. This looks better. 420 00:17:39,159 --> 00:17:41,940 Only less tired. 421 00:17:41,461 --> 00:17:44,264 Less tired and horrifying, 422 00:17:44,931 --> 00:17:47,901 Well, you know, women do it all the time. 423 00:17:47,934 --> 00:17:49,369 It's such a double standard. 424 00:17:50,236 --> 00:17:52,380 I... (SIGHS) 425 00:17:52,720 --> 00:17:55,842 I look tired. I'm... I'm aging. 426 00:17:55,875 --> 00:17:57,143 What are ya, nuts? 427 00:17:57,177 --> 00:17:58,545 Well, you get Botox. 428 00:17:59,112 --> 00:18:02,382 Well, I just get a little bit right here. 429 00:18:02,415 --> 00:18:05,452 You know, I can still move my eyebrows. Watch, watch. 430 00:18:06,219 --> 00:18:09,556 -Oh, yeah, so expressive. -(CHUCKLES) 431 00:18:09,589 --> 00:18:11,157 Since when are you so vain? 432 00:18:11,191 --> 00:18:15,610 I don't know, I was... I was young and hot. 433 00:18:15,562 --> 00:18:18,498 Well, you're still younger than me. 434 00:18:21,868 --> 00:18:22,902 (SIGHS) 435 00:18:23,837 --> 00:18:24,571 BETH: She's doing a lot better I think. 436 00:18:25,372 --> 00:18:27,107 SARAH: Oh, I don't know about that. 437 00:18:27,140 --> 00:18:29,142 BETH: Okay try hard, all right. 438 00:18:29,175 --> 00:18:30,610 Let's just have it be nice today. 439 00:18:30,643 --> 00:18:32,445 SARAH: I'll be nice. You be nice. 440 00:18:32,479 --> 00:18:34,381 -BETH: We'll both be nice. -(DOORBELL RINGS) 441 00:18:36,160 --> 00:18:37,217 -BETH: Mama! -Hi. 442 00:18:37,250 --> 00:18:38,852 Hi. How are you? 443 00:18:38,885 --> 00:18:40,860 I'm good, how are you? 444 00:18:40,453 --> 00:18:41,454 BETH: Okay. 445 00:18:41,955 --> 00:18:43,560 (BETH CHUCKLES) 446 00:18:43,890 --> 00:18:44,457 -Hi, Ma. -Hi. 447 00:18:45,592 --> 00:18:47,270 Good to see ya. 448 00:18:47,600 --> 00:18:48,940 And you. 449 00:18:48,561 --> 00:18:50,363 BETH: Ooh, this looks so yummy. 450 00:18:50,630 --> 00:18:52,499 -Wow. -A little spread. 451 00:18:52,532 --> 00:18:54,300 Oh, you look cute. 452 00:18:54,968 --> 00:18:56,202 I'm not cute. 453 00:18:56,603 --> 00:18:58,710 I'm a mature woman. 454 00:18:59,305 --> 00:19:00,440 -SARAH: It was a compliment. -When did you see Beetlejuice? 455 00:19:01,107 --> 00:19:02,208 What beetle? 456 00:19:02,409 --> 00:19:03,977 The, the, the show. 457 00:19:04,210 --> 00:19:05,245 What is that? 458 00:19:05,478 --> 00:19:07,470 BETH: It's a Playbill. 459 00:19:07,414 --> 00:19:08,481 From Beetlejuice? 460 00:19:08,515 --> 00:19:10,160 -Yeah. -Oh. 461 00:19:10,684 --> 00:19:12,352 I didn't see that show. 462 00:19:13,353 --> 00:19:14,421 Oh. 463 00:19:16,523 --> 00:19:17,557 Okay. 464 00:19:18,692 --> 00:19:20,293 SARAH: Does she want you to keep working at it or what? 465 00:19:20,694 --> 00:19:23,329 I don't know, maybe... No. 466 00:19:23,363 --> 00:19:24,631 She doesn't get you. 467 00:19:25,310 --> 00:19:26,466 You need someone who gets you. 468 00:19:26,666 --> 00:19:28,168 Well, she used to get me. 469 00:19:28,201 --> 00:19:29,202 Did she? 470 00:19:30,170 --> 00:19:31,938 She didn't help when it came to your memoir. 471 00:19:32,138 --> 00:19:33,139 What do you mean? 472 00:19:34,240 --> 00:19:35,942 -She got it published. -It could have done better. 473 00:19:36,309 --> 00:19:39,412 First of all, (CHUCKLES) that's not her job. 474 00:19:39,446 --> 00:19:42,582 And second of all, it did okay, you know. 475 00:19:42,615 --> 00:19:44,170 It did better than okay. 476 00:19:44,500 --> 00:19:46,860 -BETH: Yeah. -It should have done better. 477 00:19:46,586 --> 00:19:48,254 (BREATHING HEAVILY) 478 00:19:48,288 --> 00:19:51,958 Well, maybe if Dad hadn't just been verbally abusive, 479 00:19:51,991 --> 00:19:53,259 it would've been a bestseller. 480 00:19:53,293 --> 00:19:54,260 -What? -Yeah. 481 00:19:54,294 --> 00:19:55,261 What is the matter with you? 482 00:19:55,295 --> 00:19:56,463 Don't say that. 483 00:19:56,496 --> 00:19:57,664 Why don't you grow up? 484 00:19:58,932 --> 00:20:00,600 Anyway. Look, I'm sending the new book to another agent, so. 485 00:20:01,000 --> 00:20:02,680 Good. 486 00:20:02,302 --> 00:20:04,404 Okay, so what have you been up to, Mom? 487 00:20:05,105 --> 00:20:07,907 Physical therapy. Netflix. 488 00:20:08,375 --> 00:20:10,477 -TMC. -No. TCM. 489 00:20:11,770 --> 00:20:13,446 Why would it be called The Channel Movie? 490 00:20:13,480 --> 00:20:14,681 It's The Movie Channel. 491 00:20:15,215 --> 00:20:16,483 Turner Classic Movies. 492 00:20:17,317 --> 00:20:18,485 -No kidding? -BETH: Mm-hmm... 493 00:20:18,518 --> 00:20:19,919 Yep. True story. 494 00:20:20,420 --> 00:20:23,189 Oh. I meant TMZ. 495 00:20:23,490 --> 00:20:25,250 (SCOFFS) No, you didn't. 496 00:20:25,580 --> 00:20:27,494 I don't ****ing know. There's so many channels. 497 00:20:27,727 --> 00:20:29,596 Oh, hey, Mom, while we're here, 498 00:20:30,230 --> 00:20:31,631 do you have any good giveaways for us? 499 00:20:31,664 --> 00:20:33,166 You always ask me that. 500 00:20:33,199 --> 00:20:35,301 Yes, because we volunteer at the church. 501 00:20:35,735 --> 00:20:37,700 I don't know if I have anything. 502 00:20:37,404 --> 00:20:38,738 Well, do you think you could check? 503 00:20:38,772 --> 00:20:40,974 -I'm standing up. -Great. 504 00:20:41,374 --> 00:20:43,176 You shouldn't volunteer, 505 00:20:43,510 --> 00:20:45,712 you both spread yourselves too thin. 506 00:20:46,246 --> 00:20:48,515 Why don't you volunteer and do things for me? 507 00:20:48,548 --> 00:20:49,683 You're fine. 508 00:20:49,716 --> 00:20:51,384 -I'm not fine. -Uh-huh. 509 00:20:51,418 --> 00:20:53,286 Is she jealous of the homeless? 510 00:20:53,319 --> 00:20:56,489 Yeah, she is, because they got everything going for them, 511 00:20:56,523 --> 00:20:58,591 so I suppose so. Oh, yeah. 512 00:20:58,625 --> 00:20:59,693 -That might work. -All right, so... 513 00:20:59,726 --> 00:21:00,694 Yeah, that's good. 514 00:21:01,661 --> 00:21:03,630 But I don't know if anybody would want it, 515 00:21:03,960 --> 00:21:04,330 because it's an awful color. 516 00:21:04,364 --> 00:21:05,465 BETH: No, this is good. 517 00:21:06,633 --> 00:21:08,501 -Yup. -And here's this. 518 00:21:08,768 --> 00:21:10,470 BETH: Yes. Somebody will love this. 519 00:21:10,503 --> 00:21:11,404 -SARAH: Cute. -GEORGIA: Oh. 520 00:21:12,105 --> 00:21:14,507 I changed my mind about this one, forget it. 521 00:21:14,541 --> 00:21:16,209 -No, this is too nice. -What are you talking about? 522 00:21:16,242 --> 00:21:18,178 Why'd you bring it out? How many times have you worn it? 523 00:21:18,211 --> 00:21:22,115 Maybe once. But it's good, not for the homeless. 524 00:21:22,549 --> 00:21:25,618 Well, they appreciate nice stuff, you know. 525 00:21:25,652 --> 00:21:27,620 -SARAH: Mm-hmm. -Here, fine take it. 526 00:21:27,654 --> 00:21:29,255 -Give it to the homeless. -BETH: Great. 527 00:21:30,156 --> 00:21:31,725 -Hey, Ma. -What? 528 00:21:32,192 --> 00:21:33,560 This potato salad is so good. 529 00:21:33,793 --> 00:21:35,295 Can I take some of it home with me? 530 00:21:35,328 --> 00:21:38,365 Oh, please. I have plenty, I have too much. 531 00:21:40,367 --> 00:21:41,735 Take some tin foil. 532 00:21:43,703 --> 00:21:44,804 What? 533 00:21:44,838 --> 00:21:47,730 That... I was gonna just put it in one of these things. 534 00:21:47,107 --> 00:21:48,508 You got, like, 3,000 of them. 535 00:21:48,541 --> 00:21:51,770 No, no, just wrap it in tin foil. 536 00:21:51,111 --> 00:21:52,245 SARAH: Aw, that's hilarious. 537 00:21:53,613 --> 00:21:57,417 I'm not going to put potato salad... 538 00:21:58,218 --> 00:21:59,753 In tin foil, Mom. 539 00:21:59,786 --> 00:22:02,355 That is just... That's totally gross. 540 00:22:02,389 --> 00:22:03,423 It's crazy. 541 00:22:06,459 --> 00:22:08,328 -Mom. -Yes? 542 00:22:08,862 --> 00:22:11,431 You cannot be that crazy lady. 543 00:22:11,765 --> 00:22:13,533 I'm not a crazy lady. 544 00:22:13,566 --> 00:22:16,302 And I'm not a lady. None of us are ladies. 545 00:22:16,336 --> 00:22:18,505 We are women and this is my house. 546 00:22:18,538 --> 00:22:20,373 And don't take the potato salad. 547 00:22:20,407 --> 00:22:22,175 I'm saving it for tomorrow. 548 00:22:22,208 --> 00:22:23,376 Sounds good. 549 00:22:24,844 --> 00:22:26,790 BETH: Is lunch over? 550 00:22:27,280 --> 00:22:29,716 The part is kind of strange actually. 551 00:22:29,749 --> 00:22:30,750 -It's interesting. -Yeah. 552 00:22:32,180 --> 00:22:34,354 It's interesting... I can't even believe I got this part, really. 553 00:22:34,688 --> 00:22:36,322 I'm just ready to get started, you know. I'm a little... 554 00:22:36,356 --> 00:22:37,390 -I'm a little nervous. -Yeah. 555 00:22:37,424 --> 00:22:39,659 -So, when are they? -Rehearsals start tomorrow. 556 00:22:39,693 --> 00:22:40,860 Okay, straight in. 557 00:22:40,894 --> 00:22:43,129 And you know, I think it's going to be a real challenge 558 00:22:43,163 --> 00:22:44,531 because all the other... 559 00:22:44,564 --> 00:22:47,300 Everyone else is, like, an established theater actor. 560 00:22:47,333 --> 00:22:48,435 Yeah. 561 00:22:48,468 --> 00:22:50,804 You know, and I'm a little... Anyway I'm just nervous. 562 00:22:50,837 --> 00:22:52,872 -Anyway, how are you? -Okay. 563 00:22:52,906 --> 00:22:54,274 -Yeah. -Any new crazies? 564 00:22:54,307 --> 00:22:56,443 No new ones, no. I don't know. 565 00:22:56,910 --> 00:22:58,712 I'm feeling kind of off my game. 566 00:22:58,745 --> 00:23:00,180 Oh, really. What do you mean? 567 00:23:00,647 --> 00:23:03,383 I don't know... my crazies are fine. 568 00:23:03,416 --> 00:23:05,285 Actually, I shouldn't call them that. Do you mind if... 569 00:23:05,318 --> 00:23:06,553 -No. Of course. -Because... 570 00:23:06,586 --> 00:23:09,823 Oh, before I forget, Sarah is throwing me a birthday dinner. 571 00:23:09,856 --> 00:23:11,257 -We need you guys there. -Yeah. 572 00:23:11,291 --> 00:23:12,759 -Yeah. -How old are you? 573 00:23:13,259 --> 00:23:14,494 -I don't know. -(DON CHUCKLES) 574 00:23:15,729 --> 00:23:18,231 I'll take Mom over going sock shopping with Mark any day. 575 00:23:18,698 --> 00:23:19,699 He's going to be in Paragon 576 00:23:19,733 --> 00:23:21,134 -for, like, three hours. -What? 577 00:23:21,167 --> 00:23:22,602 I think he got Don to go with him. 578 00:23:23,169 --> 00:23:26,239 That's too funny. Mark cares that much about socks? 579 00:23:26,740 --> 00:23:28,708 -He does. Yeah. -Wow. 580 00:23:28,742 --> 00:23:29,843 Should I be buying better socks? 581 00:23:30,910 --> 00:23:32,379 Well, you know, he can talk to you all about it. 582 00:23:32,412 --> 00:23:34,381 About how the cheap ones 583 00:23:34,414 --> 00:23:35,715 are very different from the good ones, 584 00:23:36,916 --> 00:23:38,351 and he's always getting rid of old ones to buy new ones. 585 00:23:38,385 --> 00:23:39,753 He even throws away his underwear. 586 00:23:40,320 --> 00:23:42,722 -Well, don't you? -No. 587 00:23:43,923 --> 00:23:45,125 Never? 588 00:23:46,326 --> 00:23:48,328 I'm gonna take you over to the wall. I call it the wall. 589 00:23:48,361 --> 00:23:51,231 It's got everything that you need. Every texture, every idea. 590 00:23:51,264 --> 00:23:52,332 -Okay. -STEVE: Hey! 591 00:23:53,333 --> 00:23:54,401 Hey. 592 00:23:54,434 --> 00:23:55,702 Didn't I see you in that pumpkin movie? 593 00:23:56,236 --> 00:23:57,904 -Yes. -Wow. 594 00:23:57,937 --> 00:23:59,639 -Hey, how are you? -Such a funny movie. 595 00:23:59,673 --> 00:24:01,341 Aw, thank you, thank you. 596 00:24:01,374 --> 00:24:02,442 You want to do a selfie? 597 00:24:02,475 --> 00:24:04,144 Oh, uh, that's okay. 598 00:24:04,744 --> 00:24:06,379 -Thanks, though. -Yeah. 599 00:24:07,514 --> 00:24:10,283 -This is my life. -Er, what pumpkin movie? 600 00:24:10,617 --> 00:24:12,752 It's this movie I did about 10 years ago. 601 00:24:12,786 --> 00:24:13,920 Did you play a pumpkin? 602 00:24:14,354 --> 00:24:15,588 No, that was the lead. 603 00:24:17,223 --> 00:24:18,458 BETH: I wish I got the dip. 604 00:24:20,260 --> 00:24:22,429 SARAH: Let's go to Paragon. I bet they're still in there. 605 00:24:22,462 --> 00:24:23,396 BETH: What? 606 00:24:24,397 --> 00:24:25,398 No way. How many socks do they have in there? 607 00:24:26,199 --> 00:24:27,200 SARAH: You'll see. I'm telling ya. 608 00:24:27,967 --> 00:24:29,169 (CAR HONKS) 609 00:24:30,837 --> 00:24:32,405 (SIREN WAILING) 610 00:24:35,241 --> 00:24:36,242 I'm not rushing. 611 00:24:37,277 --> 00:24:38,278 Me neither. 612 00:24:38,712 --> 00:24:39,846 BETH: That wasn't worth it. 613 00:24:40,680 --> 00:24:41,815 We're finished. 614 00:24:42,882 --> 00:24:44,751 -He cares. -Yeah. 615 00:24:45,385 --> 00:24:46,553 -Oh, You know what? -What? 616 00:24:47,721 --> 00:24:50,557 When Eliot was 16, he stole something from here once. 617 00:24:50,590 --> 00:24:52,258 He got in really big trouble too. 618 00:24:52,292 --> 00:24:53,326 Oh, of course he did. 619 00:24:53,526 --> 00:24:55,428 -Ping pong balls. -Well... 620 00:24:55,695 --> 00:24:58,698 -Those are extremely expensive. -Yeah. 621 00:24:59,966 --> 00:25:01,568 (GASPS) Look. 622 00:25:01,868 --> 00:25:03,403 BETH: You were right. 623 00:25:03,436 --> 00:25:04,904 SARAH: I wonder if they've even moved. 624 00:25:06,806 --> 00:25:07,874 SARAH: Do you think they're paralyzed? 625 00:25:07,907 --> 00:25:08,975 BETH: More like frozen. 626 00:25:09,900 --> 00:25:10,343 BETH: No. Look, one of them moved. 627 00:25:10,710 --> 00:25:12,979 -We'll go sneak up on them. -Mm. 628 00:25:14,140 --> 00:25:15,515 DON: You think? 629 00:25:15,548 --> 00:25:18,180 If I say even the slightest thing, she falls apart. 630 00:25:18,510 --> 00:25:19,452 MARK: I thought that you liked her writing. 631 00:25:20,620 --> 00:25:22,956 I do, generally, but I... I don't like this new book. 632 00:25:24,240 --> 00:25:25,291 And this is a memoir? 633 00:25:26,259 --> 00:25:27,594 No, no, she's, uh... she's written a novel. 634 00:25:27,827 --> 00:25:28,628 It's fiction. 635 00:25:29,529 --> 00:25:33,330 It's kind of a... kind of a mystery. 636 00:25:33,660 --> 00:25:34,567 Yeah, I don't know. I don't know what it is. 637 00:25:34,601 --> 00:25:35,502 We should go, Beth. 638 00:25:36,636 --> 00:25:38,400 I just feel stuck, and I just... I don't know what to do. 639 00:25:38,772 --> 00:25:40,440 Does that make sense? I don't know. 640 00:25:41,740 --> 00:25:43,276 Oh, shit, man. Can you say anything? 641 00:25:43,309 --> 00:25:44,310 No, I can't. 642 00:25:45,245 --> 00:25:46,546 I can't. I could have, maybe should have, 643 00:25:47,547 --> 00:25:48,348 you know, like, second, third, twentieth read. 644 00:25:49,182 --> 00:25:49,949 -MARK: Twentieth read? -Yeah. Yeah. 645 00:25:50,650 --> 00:25:51,384 Draft after draft after draft, 646 00:25:52,452 --> 00:25:52,919 she was asking for notes and I didn't know how to. 647 00:25:53,553 --> 00:25:54,487 And now it feels too late. 648 00:25:55,255 --> 00:25:56,589 -And it's no good? -Not to me. 649 00:25:58,910 --> 00:25:59,626 Oh, my God! 650 00:25:59,659 --> 00:26:01,628 -Wait, Beth, Beth... -Oh, my God! 651 00:26:01,661 --> 00:26:03,730 I think they were talking about something else. 652 00:26:03,763 --> 00:26:04,798 I can't believe this. 653 00:26:04,831 --> 00:26:05,999 No, I mean, maybe we misheard. 654 00:26:06,320 --> 00:26:07,600 I think I'm gonna be sick. 655 00:26:07,634 --> 00:26:09,369 Oh, no, you are? 656 00:26:09,402 --> 00:26:10,370 Yeah. I think I'm gonna throw up. 657 00:26:10,403 --> 00:26:11,304 Okay, wait, right over there-- 658 00:26:11,338 --> 00:26:13,807 Right there is a... Oh, God, right here? 659 00:26:14,341 --> 00:26:18,545 -(RETCHES) -Oh, God. Oh! 660 00:26:18,578 --> 00:26:20,413 No, I don't think I can. I can't. 661 00:26:20,447 --> 00:26:23,316 He loves you more than life itself. 662 00:26:23,350 --> 00:26:24,951 What does that have to do with anything here? 663 00:26:24,984 --> 00:26:27,921 I'm saying that he doesn't love your book, okay? 664 00:26:27,954 --> 00:26:29,656 He doesn't love your book, I mean, who cares? 665 00:26:29,689 --> 00:26:31,758 Do you understand I've been working on this book 666 00:26:31,791 --> 00:26:33,560 -for two years, right? -Uh-huh. 667 00:26:33,593 --> 00:26:36,663 I've given him, like, a million drafts to read, 668 00:26:36,696 --> 00:26:39,399 and every time he reads it, every single time, 669 00:26:39,432 --> 00:26:40,934 he tells me how much he loves it. 670 00:26:41,134 --> 00:26:42,769 Every single time! 671 00:26:42,802 --> 00:26:44,838 Because he just doesn't like, you know, 672 00:26:44,871 --> 00:26:46,506 get it or whatever. 673 00:26:46,539 --> 00:26:47,841 And now my hands have gone numb. 674 00:26:47,874 --> 00:26:49,900 -Yeah, take a... -For real. 675 00:26:49,420 --> 00:26:50,760 Okay, can you take a deep breath? 676 00:26:50,110 --> 00:26:51,945 I am breathing, Sarah. 677 00:26:51,978 --> 00:26:54,981 All right, would you just... You're going to talk to him. 678 00:26:56,160 --> 00:26:57,517 Well, that's a joke. 679 00:26:58,752 --> 00:27:02,655 I am never gonna be able to look him in the face ever again. 680 00:27:02,689 --> 00:27:04,570 Okay, that's over. 681 00:27:06,126 --> 00:27:07,560 And I did some things that are good. 682 00:27:07,594 --> 00:27:08,795 I mean, I won that thing for the piece 683 00:27:08,828 --> 00:27:09,896 in the Atlantic. 684 00:27:09,929 --> 00:27:11,598 That was... that was really good. 685 00:27:11,931 --> 00:27:13,933 And all the articles and all the essays, 686 00:27:13,967 --> 00:27:16,670 you know, I mean, he probably thinks it's just crazy 687 00:27:16,703 --> 00:27:18,972 that I even teach, you know. 688 00:27:19,500 --> 00:27:21,700 Oh God, what about my memoir? 689 00:27:22,409 --> 00:27:23,410 Oh! 690 00:27:23,643 --> 00:27:25,780 He probably thinks it's bad. 691 00:27:25,879 --> 00:27:27,881 Oh, my God, this whole time... 692 00:27:27,914 --> 00:27:29,783 It's about you, how could he think that? 693 00:27:29,816 --> 00:27:31,651 How could he possibly respect me? 694 00:27:31,685 --> 00:27:34,688 -Of course, he respects you. -(BETH GROANS) 695 00:27:34,721 --> 00:27:37,230 No, not if he doesn't like my work. 696 00:27:37,570 --> 00:27:38,725 You know that. 697 00:27:38,758 --> 00:27:41,270 He's probably been lying to me this whole time. 698 00:27:41,610 --> 00:27:44,631 -No, there's just no way. -He's a liar. 699 00:27:45,980 --> 00:27:46,533 What a prick, too. 700 00:27:47,701 --> 00:27:48,935 You know, that he doesn't think that I could take it. 701 00:27:48,968 --> 00:27:51,400 Like, that alone is so insulting. 702 00:27:51,370 --> 00:27:55,442 Beth, he loves you, even if he doesn't like your book. 703 00:27:56,209 --> 00:27:58,110 I just need his approval. 704 00:27:59,179 --> 00:28:03,516 -Of all people. -Well, let me read it. 705 00:28:04,170 --> 00:28:06,119 Uh, it's okay. You don't read. 706 00:28:06,920 --> 00:28:08,588 Am I in it? 707 00:28:08,621 --> 00:28:09,589 No. 708 00:28:11,491 --> 00:28:12,559 You know what? 709 00:28:14,894 --> 00:28:18,698 Like, Mark isn't always great, okay? 710 00:28:18,732 --> 00:28:21,501 I mean, as an actor, it kind of depends on the role. 711 00:28:21,534 --> 00:28:22,869 Why are you whispering? 712 00:28:22,902 --> 00:28:24,871 Is he hiding under the couch? 713 00:28:24,904 --> 00:28:27,400 I'm just saying he's not always good, you know, 714 00:28:27,730 --> 00:28:28,975 and I think that's kind of the same thing. 715 00:28:29,900 --> 00:28:30,877 But sometimes you think he's good. 716 00:28:30,910 --> 00:28:31,845 Yeah, definitely. 717 00:28:32,779 --> 00:28:34,447 So, the times when you don't think he's good, 718 00:28:34,481 --> 00:28:36,783 -what do you say to him? -That he's good. 719 00:28:38,180 --> 00:28:40,120 Well, what if he found out that you were lying? 720 00:28:42,222 --> 00:28:43,490 He'd croak. 721 00:28:44,240 --> 00:28:45,558 Well, I want to croak. 722 00:28:48,261 --> 00:28:49,529 You gonna be okay? 723 00:28:49,562 --> 00:28:50,964 -No, never. -Oh. 724 00:28:50,997 --> 00:28:52,699 Just out of my mind. 725 00:28:52,732 --> 00:28:54,567 All right, well, I'll call you later. 726 00:28:55,135 --> 00:28:56,970 -You going home now? -Yeah. 727 00:28:57,237 --> 00:28:58,438 Talk to him. 728 00:28:59,139 --> 00:29:01,107 -I love you. -Okay. 729 00:29:05,178 --> 00:29:07,647 I think there's a way to tell if they've gone bad. 730 00:29:08,810 --> 00:29:09,716 Hmm, there is. 731 00:29:09,749 --> 00:29:11,217 You put them in water and you see if they float. 732 00:29:11,918 --> 00:29:13,153 Does that mean they're good or they're bad? 733 00:29:13,186 --> 00:29:14,788 (CLICKS TONGUE) Uh... 734 00:29:14,821 --> 00:29:16,890 Bad, I think. 735 00:29:16,790 --> 00:29:17,857 I'm not sure. Let me look it up. 736 00:29:17,891 --> 00:29:18,858 No, don't look it up now. 737 00:29:18,892 --> 00:29:19,893 I'll just throw them out. 738 00:29:19,926 --> 00:29:21,270 You're always looking things up. 739 00:29:21,610 --> 00:29:23,930 Excuse me for a second, I'm sorry for the interruption, 740 00:29:23,963 --> 00:29:26,833 but I was just wondering, what do you do two... 741 00:29:26,866 --> 00:29:30,670 What do you two do for a living? 742 00:29:30,704 --> 00:29:32,172 -Why? -I don't know. 743 00:29:32,205 --> 00:29:33,707 I was just kind of curious. 744 00:29:33,740 --> 00:29:36,910 You look like you do interesting things or something. 745 00:29:36,943 --> 00:29:39,646 Um, I'm a flower designer and she's a painter. 746 00:29:40,246 --> 00:29:42,682 Okay, cool. Yeah. 747 00:29:42,716 --> 00:29:45,251 And so, do you like your friend's paintings? 748 00:29:45,952 --> 00:29:49,289 -And yes. -Mm-hmm, okay. 749 00:29:49,322 --> 00:29:51,591 And do you... you like her... 750 00:29:54,194 --> 00:29:55,795 Aren't you going to answer her? 751 00:29:56,596 --> 00:29:58,531 She always says they're too controlled. 752 00:29:58,565 --> 00:30:00,133 No, no, they're not always. 753 00:30:00,166 --> 00:30:02,369 You know nice is not a nice word. 754 00:30:02,402 --> 00:30:04,204 WOMAN 1: Well, you've called my paintings pleasing. 755 00:30:04,237 --> 00:30:05,672 -That's worse. -WOMAN 2: Never have I ever 756 00:30:05,705 --> 00:30:07,407 used that word to describe your work. 757 00:30:07,440 --> 00:30:09,175 WOMAN 1: No, you just used it last week. 758 00:30:24,457 --> 00:30:29,195 Shit for brains. Shit for brains. 759 00:30:31,598 --> 00:30:33,333 (WHISPERING) Shit for brains. 760 00:30:34,868 --> 00:30:37,237 Shit for brains. Shit for brains. 761 00:30:37,604 --> 00:30:38,705 Shit for brains. 762 00:30:39,606 --> 00:30:42,575 Oh, ****. Shit for brains. 763 00:30:43,243 --> 00:30:44,778 Are you kidding me? 764 00:30:44,811 --> 00:30:47,280 Every word. 765 00:30:47,313 --> 00:30:49,149 Why would you do that? 766 00:30:49,182 --> 00:30:51,351 What? We just... We were just playing around. 767 00:30:51,384 --> 00:30:52,619 We came in to say hi. 768 00:30:53,753 --> 00:30:55,188 Wait, does Don know? 769 00:30:55,221 --> 00:30:56,256 I don't know. 770 00:30:56,289 --> 00:30:58,158 But you can't say anything, okay? 771 00:30:58,191 --> 00:30:59,459 Wow. 772 00:31:00,627 --> 00:31:04,397 Oh, my God, she was so hurt and she was so embarrassed 773 00:31:04,431 --> 00:31:06,332 and I don't blame her one bit. I mean, 774 00:31:06,766 --> 00:31:08,368 she almost threw up. 775 00:31:08,401 --> 00:31:10,837 It was like that scene from An Unmarried Woman. 776 00:31:11,471 --> 00:31:12,639 Huh? 777 00:31:12,672 --> 00:31:13,740 Never mind. 778 00:31:18,545 --> 00:31:20,113 Would you ever lie to me? 779 00:31:20,680 --> 00:31:22,382 About something like that, I mean. 780 00:31:22,782 --> 00:31:23,850 Like what? 781 00:31:23,883 --> 00:31:25,752 Like, about my designs or my taste. 782 00:31:26,553 --> 00:31:27,721 I love your taste. 783 00:31:29,289 --> 00:31:30,390 Thank you. 784 00:31:36,396 --> 00:31:37,664 (DOOR OPENS) 785 00:31:46,406 --> 00:31:47,507 Hello? 786 00:31:49,976 --> 00:31:51,177 Mom? 787 00:31:51,411 --> 00:31:54,214 Eliot, what are you doing here? 788 00:31:54,614 --> 00:31:55,882 Honey, what's wrong? 789 00:31:57,751 --> 00:31:59,519 Alison broke up with me. 790 00:31:59,552 --> 00:32:02,322 (GASPS) Oh! Come here. 791 00:32:02,789 --> 00:32:03,790 No. 792 00:32:04,824 --> 00:32:06,359 What happened? 793 00:32:06,393 --> 00:32:08,261 (SIGHS) 794 00:32:08,461 --> 00:32:10,663 I noticed she was getting kind of distant, 795 00:32:10,697 --> 00:32:13,299 but I didn't think this was ****ing going to happen. 796 00:32:13,333 --> 00:32:15,568 -BETH: Oh. -I had no idea. 797 00:32:16,703 --> 00:32:17,871 What a ****! 798 00:32:18,838 --> 00:32:20,640 Eliot, maybe don't say ****. 799 00:32:21,441 --> 00:32:22,942 Sorry. 800 00:32:22,976 --> 00:32:24,878 She must have been unhappy, I guess. 801 00:32:25,578 --> 00:32:27,380 You're on her side? 802 00:32:27,414 --> 00:32:29,282 What? No. I just... 803 00:32:29,315 --> 00:32:31,217 I mean, there must have been a reason. 804 00:32:31,851 --> 00:32:32,852 Anyway, you know, 805 00:32:34,870 --> 00:32:35,221 I'm sure you guys are going to be able to work this out. 806 00:32:35,255 --> 00:32:36,389 I know you liked her. 807 00:32:37,257 --> 00:32:42,429 I did. I do, you know. But why, honey? 808 00:32:42,462 --> 00:32:43,963 I mean, did she tell you? 809 00:32:45,465 --> 00:32:47,634 -She slept with someone else. -(BETH GASPS) 810 00:32:47,667 --> 00:32:50,370 Oh, wow, honey. 811 00:32:51,438 --> 00:32:52,572 Total ****. 812 00:32:52,605 --> 00:32:54,307 Oh, really? 813 00:32:54,541 --> 00:32:56,343 He called her that first. 814 00:32:56,710 --> 00:32:57,777 (GRUNTS) 815 00:32:57,811 --> 00:32:59,746 El, I'm so sorry. 816 00:32:59,779 --> 00:33:01,881 That's... That's really tough. 817 00:33:01,915 --> 00:33:04,384 You know, affairs happen. 818 00:33:04,417 --> 00:33:06,820 You know, you guys can get past this. 819 00:33:07,520 --> 00:33:08,955 Affairs don't happen. 820 00:33:09,956 --> 00:33:11,825 You guys don't have affairs. 821 00:33:12,759 --> 00:33:14,894 No, but I'm just saying, you know... 822 00:33:14,928 --> 00:33:17,263 And you trust each other, right? 823 00:33:17,297 --> 00:33:18,832 -Of course. -(BETH SCOFFS) 824 00:33:23,636 --> 00:33:25,739 Why aren't you guys more upset for me? 825 00:33:27,307 --> 00:33:28,608 -We are. -Yeah, we are. 826 00:33:29,676 --> 00:33:32,545 I'm gonna crash in my old room, if that's all right. 827 00:33:33,880 --> 00:33:34,981 DON: El... 828 00:33:37,784 --> 00:33:38,885 Beth? 829 00:33:40,887 --> 00:33:41,888 Beth? 830 00:33:47,394 --> 00:33:49,696 Honey, I'm sure that you're a good boyfriend. 831 00:33:49,729 --> 00:33:51,698 Well, maybe I'm not. Maybe she's right. 832 00:33:52,632 --> 00:33:54,401 She cheated on you. 833 00:33:54,434 --> 00:33:56,736 Well, she-- she said she didn't want to. 834 00:33:56,770 --> 00:33:58,371 She felt lonely. 835 00:33:58,405 --> 00:34:00,940 What? No, Eliot, that's not right. 836 00:34:00,974 --> 00:34:03,343 If she's blaming you for her cheating... 837 00:34:03,376 --> 00:34:04,911 -She's not. -She is. 838 00:34:04,944 --> 00:34:06,790 That's what you just said. 839 00:34:06,112 --> 00:34:08,810 Okay, I have to go to sleep. 840 00:34:08,114 --> 00:34:09,983 Somehow, you're making me feel worse. 841 00:34:11,170 --> 00:34:12,886 Maybe it's a career thing, you know, 842 00:34:12,919 --> 00:34:14,354 'cause she's cut from a different cloth. 843 00:34:15,522 --> 00:34:16,856 She's on this very ambitious track to become a lawyer. 844 00:34:16,890 --> 00:34:18,425 So, now it's because I'm a loser. 845 00:34:18,458 --> 00:34:20,860 Oh, my God, Eliot. Are you kidding me? 846 00:34:20,894 --> 00:34:23,396 I'm trying to help you to feel better. 847 00:34:23,430 --> 00:34:24,931 -I give up. -Yeah. Good idea. 848 00:34:27,534 --> 00:34:28,601 Wait, Mom. 849 00:34:28,635 --> 00:34:29,669 What? 850 00:34:29,703 --> 00:34:30,770 Do we have bagels? 851 00:34:31,370 --> 00:34:33,340 Uh, I don't know. I'll check. 852 00:34:35,508 --> 00:34:36,976 (BIRDS CHIRPING) 853 00:34:55,795 --> 00:34:57,997 Okay. Uh... What's going on? 854 00:34:58,310 --> 00:34:59,320 What do you mean? 855 00:35:00,667 --> 00:35:02,680 Why did you sleep on the couch? 856 00:35:02,102 --> 00:35:04,471 You... Are you mad at me? 857 00:35:04,504 --> 00:35:05,805 I just couldn't sleep. 858 00:35:08,675 --> 00:35:10,410 You, uh... Are you upset about Sylvia? 859 00:35:11,578 --> 00:35:15,882 You, uh... Did you send it to that, uh... 860 00:35:16,549 --> 00:35:18,451 That other agent guy? 861 00:35:18,485 --> 00:35:19,953 I'm fine, okay? 862 00:35:20,553 --> 00:35:21,821 I think she's right. 863 00:35:21,855 --> 00:35:26,260 -The book is bad. -Sylvia has bad taste. 864 00:35:26,590 --> 00:35:28,862 Just... Just send it to the other guy. 865 00:35:32,465 --> 00:35:33,900 What? 866 00:35:34,501 --> 00:35:35,935 Just don't. 867 00:35:36,836 --> 00:35:38,471 Don't what? 868 00:35:38,705 --> 00:35:40,607 Pretend you liked the book. 869 00:35:42,642 --> 00:35:45,412 You know, Beth this is getting kind of tedious. 870 00:35:45,445 --> 00:35:46,713 Yeah, I agree with that. 871 00:35:47,180 --> 00:35:49,416 Do you like the book? 872 00:35:49,449 --> 00:35:51,451 Because, you know, that is all that matters. 873 00:35:51,851 --> 00:35:53,453 Well, that's a new take. 874 00:35:53,753 --> 00:35:55,989 -Good morning. -Morning. 875 00:35:56,456 --> 00:35:57,624 I'm late for class. 876 00:35:58,191 --> 00:35:59,826 I'll see you later. I love you. 877 00:36:02,896 --> 00:36:04,597 What's wrong with Mom? 878 00:36:04,631 --> 00:36:05,932 -(DOOR CLOSES) -Ah... 879 00:36:08,101 --> 00:36:10,300 DON: Honestly, sometimes I look at some of them 880 00:36:10,360 --> 00:36:12,380 and I just think... I don't know how to help you. 881 00:36:12,839 --> 00:36:14,741 I mix up their problems. 882 00:36:15,608 --> 00:36:16,409 Wait, what do you mean? 883 00:36:16,443 --> 00:36:18,178 No, don't laugh, sometimes I forget. 884 00:36:18,611 --> 00:36:20,980 Like... Are you the one with the dead mother? 885 00:36:21,140 --> 00:36:22,716 And I can't ask because I should know. 886 00:36:22,749 --> 00:36:24,184 -And I do know. -Dude... 887 00:36:24,584 --> 00:36:26,860 -But I'm just mixing them up. -You are old. 888 00:36:26,119 --> 00:36:27,587 You need to write that shit down. 889 00:36:27,620 --> 00:36:28,555 No. But I was never like this. 890 00:36:29,222 --> 00:36:31,191 How are... how are things with you and Beth? 891 00:36:31,591 --> 00:36:33,590 Huh, why? 892 00:36:34,270 --> 00:36:34,828 Yeah. I don't know I just... 893 00:36:35,261 --> 00:36:37,230 She's acting sort of cold and weird. 894 00:36:37,263 --> 00:36:38,898 Did she say anything to Sarah? 895 00:36:38,932 --> 00:36:40,233 -No, no. I don't know anything. -Yeah. 896 00:36:40,266 --> 00:36:42,635 I just... She didn't say why or anything? 897 00:36:42,669 --> 00:36:44,700 No, but it's something. 898 00:36:45,705 --> 00:36:48,975 I hate that place, but he loves it. So we go once a year. 899 00:36:49,275 --> 00:36:50,343 It's okay, 900 00:36:50,377 --> 00:36:52,512 and we get along pretty well when we're on vacation. 901 00:36:52,545 --> 00:36:55,480 That's great. Why do you think that is? 902 00:36:56,490 --> 00:36:57,751 Well, we're on vacation. 903 00:36:58,218 --> 00:37:02,589 Um, well, a lot of couples fight on vacation. 904 00:37:04,290 --> 00:37:05,592 We don't. 905 00:37:07,930 --> 00:37:08,728 Sure. Um. 906 00:37:08,995 --> 00:37:11,998 So, um, yeah, we're almost out of time. 907 00:37:12,320 --> 00:37:14,634 But I... um, I wanted to ask you something. 908 00:37:15,168 --> 00:37:16,169 Okay. 909 00:37:17,270 --> 00:37:18,338 Yeah, I guess I just wanted to check that you're... 910 00:37:18,371 --> 00:37:20,907 You're getting what you want out of these sessions. 911 00:37:21,708 --> 00:37:22,742 Why are you asking me that? 912 00:37:22,942 --> 00:37:24,210 I'm just, you know, checking in. 913 00:37:26,980 --> 00:37:29,282 Uh, I'm okay. 914 00:37:29,315 --> 00:37:33,119 Um, I mean, the only real problem these days 915 00:37:33,153 --> 00:37:34,888 is with my brother and sister. 916 00:37:35,155 --> 00:37:37,900 They're, you know, with my dad. 917 00:37:37,123 --> 00:37:38,224 Mm-hmm. 918 00:37:38,258 --> 00:37:40,260 They're not really talking to me. 919 00:37:40,293 --> 00:37:43,697 But I'm not going to feel guilty. 920 00:37:44,931 --> 00:37:46,833 Uh, do you feel guilty? 921 00:37:48,835 --> 00:37:50,937 I just said no. 922 00:37:52,500 --> 00:37:54,641 Well, um, we'll be sure to pick that up next week. 923 00:37:54,674 --> 00:37:56,643 Yeah, we... We have to stop now. 924 00:37:57,277 --> 00:37:59,112 -Okay. -Great. 925 00:38:04,684 --> 00:38:05,885 Okay, take care. 926 00:38:07,620 --> 00:38:09,220 JIM: ****ing pointless. 927 00:38:13,860 --> 00:38:14,894 "Her hands were cold, 928 00:38:14,928 --> 00:38:18,631 "despite the hot, stagnant air in the ugly room. 929 00:38:19,650 --> 00:38:21,701 "Visiting hours were coming to a close. 930 00:38:22,135 --> 00:38:24,537 "Dads were saying goodbye to their kids. 931 00:38:25,372 --> 00:38:28,241 "Evelyn waited a long time for him to appear, 932 00:38:28,274 --> 00:38:29,576 "but he never did. 933 00:38:30,310 --> 00:38:31,945 "He never would." 934 00:38:34,214 --> 00:38:36,850 (CLICKS TONGUE) Wow. Hal. 935 00:38:37,817 --> 00:38:42,355 God, that is really a surprise... 936 00:38:42,389 --> 00:38:45,910 (STUTTERING) Just impressive. 937 00:38:45,325 --> 00:38:46,960 I mean, that was lovely. 938 00:38:46,993 --> 00:38:49,262 It's just a fantastic first draft. 939 00:38:50,397 --> 00:38:52,650 I said I wanted to write about prison. 940 00:38:53,633 --> 00:38:54,834 Yeah, you did say that. 941 00:38:55,680 --> 00:38:56,369 That was so sad. 942 00:38:56,403 --> 00:38:57,671 I liked it, too. 943 00:38:58,872 --> 00:39:02,275 After everybody has read theirs, we'll dive deeper into it. 944 00:39:02,308 --> 00:39:03,977 But bravo, Hal, bravo! 945 00:39:04,100 --> 00:39:08,248 Um, so who would like to read their story next? 946 00:39:08,281 --> 00:39:11,117 I changed my mind about what I was going to write. 947 00:39:11,151 --> 00:39:13,253 So, I haven't written anything yet. 948 00:39:13,286 --> 00:39:15,288 -Okay. -I was writing about that 949 00:39:15,321 --> 00:39:18,758 gross, naked man and it was bumming me out. 950 00:39:18,958 --> 00:39:21,227 So, I think I'm going to write about this trip 951 00:39:21,261 --> 00:39:22,796 I took to the zoo when I was eight. 952 00:39:23,263 --> 00:39:24,764 Okay, was that a happy trip? 953 00:39:25,231 --> 00:39:28,134 So, we were looking at the monkeys, me and my mom. 954 00:39:28,168 --> 00:39:30,700 And one of them was looking me 955 00:39:30,103 --> 00:39:32,305 right in the eye like he hated me, 956 00:39:32,706 --> 00:39:35,342 like he was going to jump out of the cage and kill me. 957 00:39:37,770 --> 00:39:39,245 Then I had a really bad nosebleed, 958 00:39:39,279 --> 00:39:41,810 so my mom had to take me home. 959 00:39:41,981 --> 00:39:44,818 Ah, so... No, not a-- Not a happy trip. 960 00:39:45,218 --> 00:39:48,254 Sometimes you just have to get it out though, right? 961 00:39:48,755 --> 00:39:51,825 Yeah. I mean, the title of my book says that exactly. 962 00:39:57,630 --> 00:39:58,640 What title? 963 00:39:59,866 --> 00:40:03,690 -I Had To Tell It. -You had to tell it? 964 00:40:04,700 --> 00:40:07,307 -No, no, "I Had To". -You had to tell it. 965 00:40:08,208 --> 00:40:12,245 Oh, no, the title of the book is I Had To Tell It. 966 00:40:13,913 --> 00:40:15,782 Has nobody in here read my book? 967 00:40:16,249 --> 00:40:17,384 I didn't know about it. 968 00:40:18,510 --> 00:40:19,886 I can't imagine that you would have 969 00:40:19,919 --> 00:40:21,721 trusted me to be your teacher 970 00:40:21,755 --> 00:40:23,890 if you weren't familiar with my work. 971 00:40:23,923 --> 00:40:26,159 I saw that you were published and that you 972 00:40:26,192 --> 00:40:28,940 wrote a lot of articles. 973 00:40:28,128 --> 00:40:29,362 I just signed up. 974 00:40:30,196 --> 00:40:31,331 What's it about? 975 00:40:31,931 --> 00:40:33,660 Um... 976 00:40:33,400 --> 00:40:35,301 It's about my childhood. 977 00:40:35,335 --> 00:40:36,369 It's a memoir. 978 00:40:37,300 --> 00:40:39,806 Oh, I read this other memoir that was really killer. 979 00:40:40,340 --> 00:40:41,841 Which one? 980 00:40:41,875 --> 00:40:43,109 Please And No Thank You. 981 00:40:43,143 --> 00:40:44,177 I love that book. 982 00:40:44,210 --> 00:40:45,245 I also love that. 983 00:40:45,278 --> 00:40:46,146 Oh, I got to read that. 984 00:40:48,782 --> 00:40:50,850 But I will definitely be reading yours. 985 00:40:51,518 --> 00:40:52,919 -Me, too. -Same. 986 00:40:54,540 --> 00:40:54,421 -I'm gonna read that. -Definitely gonna read that. 987 00:40:55,488 --> 00:40:57,230 I Had To Tell? 988 00:40:57,323 --> 00:41:00,393 It. I Had To Tell It. 989 00:41:00,427 --> 00:41:02,228 Yeah, I Had To Tell It, yeah. 990 00:41:02,862 --> 00:41:04,330 Yeah, write that one down. 991 00:42:00,530 --> 00:42:02,550 (BOTH CHUCKLE) 992 00:42:03,423 --> 00:42:07,360 Oh, my God, because I keep telling you, I don't want them. 993 00:42:07,394 --> 00:42:10,964 That's because you eat so shitty, especially at work. 994 00:42:10,997 --> 00:42:12,399 No, it's... Okay, so, 995 00:42:13,660 --> 00:42:14,334 she makes me salads 996 00:42:14,367 --> 00:42:16,403 to take to work in these dumb little 997 00:42:16,436 --> 00:42:17,904 -Tupperware things, but -They're not dumb. 998 00:42:17,937 --> 00:42:19,500 -the reason... -They're recyclable. 999 00:42:19,390 --> 00:42:20,140 Just put it in a ****ing baggy. 1000 00:42:20,173 --> 00:42:21,241 -It doesn't matter. -Just... 1001 00:42:21,274 --> 00:42:22,142 Can you shut up and keep talking? 1002 00:42:23,900 --> 00:42:25,412 So, the only reason she makes me a salad 1003 00:42:25,445 --> 00:42:27,881 is because she wants me to lose weight, 1004 00:42:27,914 --> 00:42:29,182 -which is passive aggressive. -No. 1005 00:42:30,383 --> 00:42:32,218 No, that is not true. The reason that I make the salads 1006 00:42:32,252 --> 00:42:34,187 is because I want you to be healthy. 1007 00:42:34,387 --> 00:42:35,455 So, here's how it goes. 1008 00:42:35,488 --> 00:42:36,990 I make him a salad, right? 1009 00:42:37,190 --> 00:42:38,391 But then he takes it to work, 1010 00:42:39,492 --> 00:42:41,861 and he puts mozzarella sticks on top of the salad, 1011 00:42:41,895 --> 00:42:42,962 and then guess what? 1012 00:42:43,430 --> 00:42:44,898 He doesn't eat the salad. 1013 00:42:45,999 --> 00:42:47,167 Who told you that? 1014 00:42:48,100 --> 00:42:49,202 You know who told me that. 1015 00:42:50,337 --> 00:42:51,438 Great. 1016 00:42:51,471 --> 00:42:53,340 -Thanks, Naomi. -Naomi told me that. 1017 00:42:55,542 --> 00:42:57,610 You know, I don't think you have any idea 1018 00:42:57,644 --> 00:43:00,146 how hard I have to work to stay healthy. 1019 00:43:00,480 --> 00:43:01,481 For you. 1020 00:43:01,881 --> 00:43:02,949 For me? Right. 1021 00:43:02,982 --> 00:43:04,150 Okay, I'm sorry. 1022 00:43:04,184 --> 00:43:06,586 How healthy is, "Oh, excuse me, 1023 00:43:06,619 --> 00:43:10,560 waiter, could we get another round of skinny margaritas?" 1024 00:43:10,900 --> 00:43:11,458 What is this? What accent is that? 1025 00:43:11,491 --> 00:43:12,992 -What? Where? -It's Naomi. 1026 00:43:13,193 --> 00:43:14,327 Naomi's from New Zealand. 1027 00:43:14,928 --> 00:43:16,262 -Yeah. -That's not New Zealand. 1028 00:43:16,663 --> 00:43:18,640 I think you don't like women. 1029 00:43:18,431 --> 00:43:19,632 I like women. 1030 00:43:19,666 --> 00:43:21,267 I do. I like women. 1031 00:43:21,968 --> 00:43:23,970 I just don't like you. 1032 00:43:37,584 --> 00:43:38,852 Sorry. 1033 00:43:39,319 --> 00:43:40,320 Okay, no problem. 1034 00:43:41,354 --> 00:43:42,288 You saw a picture of this one though, right? 1035 00:43:43,156 --> 00:43:44,457 You can't really tell in a picture. 1036 00:43:44,491 --> 00:43:46,559 Okay. Um... 1037 00:43:47,594 --> 00:43:49,429 No problem, because I have one more. 1038 00:43:57,671 --> 00:43:58,872 Sorry. 1039 00:44:03,543 --> 00:44:06,120 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 1040 00:44:16,456 --> 00:44:17,590 Excuse me. 1041 00:44:17,624 --> 00:44:19,250 How much is this one? 1042 00:44:19,590 --> 00:44:20,600 Oh, my God. 1043 00:44:21,661 --> 00:44:23,290 Isn't it beautiful? 1044 00:44:23,730 --> 00:44:25,532 This piece, which is one of a kind... 1045 00:44:25,565 --> 00:44:29,690 -Yeah, I would assume it is. -...is $19,000. 1046 00:44:29,102 --> 00:44:31,538 -Huh? -Oh, thank you so much. 1047 00:44:32,439 --> 00:44:34,274 Beth, shut up. 1048 00:44:34,307 --> 00:44:35,608 -What? -This is what I do. 1049 00:44:35,642 --> 00:44:37,410 You can't insult these people. 1050 00:44:37,444 --> 00:44:38,945 Not even comfortable. 1051 00:44:39,245 --> 00:44:41,448 A long bench costs this much? 1052 00:44:41,481 --> 00:44:42,949 Oh, wake up. 1053 00:44:45,585 --> 00:44:47,200 Hey, look at these lights. 1054 00:44:49,289 --> 00:44:50,357 (WOOD CREAKS) 1055 00:44:51,358 --> 00:44:53,960 I would never buy this bench, no matter what. 1056 00:44:55,228 --> 00:44:57,364 -What do you think? -Uh... 1057 00:44:58,264 --> 00:44:59,399 Yeah, it's cool. 1058 00:45:02,469 --> 00:45:05,472 (EXHALES AND SIGHS) 1059 00:45:06,373 --> 00:45:07,807 Are you planning to come tomorrow night? 1060 00:45:08,641 --> 00:45:11,811 Yeah, really... I-- I don't think I can, I'm sorry. 1061 00:45:11,845 --> 00:45:13,847 Can you get your feet off the couch? 1062 00:45:13,880 --> 00:45:15,949 -Please. -What? 1063 00:45:15,982 --> 00:45:18,284 Really? What's the matter with you? 1064 00:45:19,252 --> 00:45:20,453 Why haven't you talked to him yet? 1065 00:45:21,855 --> 00:45:23,189 I mean, I just... 1066 00:45:24,257 --> 00:45:26,693 Honestly, I can't bear the thought of his response. 1067 00:45:27,293 --> 00:45:29,529 Okay, well just come-- you know, 1068 00:45:29,562 --> 00:45:31,464 drink a lot, have a lot of wine. 1069 00:45:31,498 --> 00:45:32,465 Try to act normal. 1070 00:45:33,666 --> 00:45:35,935 You need to go home and you need to talk to him already. 1071 00:45:37,300 --> 00:45:38,204 Uh... 1072 00:45:38,605 --> 00:45:40,340 Why are you eating? 1073 00:45:40,373 --> 00:45:41,274 -Stand up! -(CELL PHONE RINGING) 1074 00:45:41,307 --> 00:45:43,343 I want to kill you. Get off this couch! 1075 00:45:43,376 --> 00:45:44,978 You're making crumbs everywhere. 1076 00:45:46,780 --> 00:45:48,214 Oh. Hi, honey. 1077 00:45:50,500 --> 00:45:51,251 What? 1078 00:45:51,584 --> 00:45:52,752 What? Wait, hold on. 1079 00:45:52,786 --> 00:45:53,753 What's wrong? 1080 00:45:54,287 --> 00:45:55,755 What do you mean? Are you okay? 1081 00:45:55,955 --> 00:45:58,558 Okay, okay. But can you just tell me right now? 1082 00:45:58,591 --> 00:45:59,559 Is it bad? 1083 00:46:03,630 --> 00:46:04,931 -What? -God, he's crying. 1084 00:46:04,964 --> 00:46:07,367 -Oh, no, why? What happened? -I don't know. 1085 00:46:07,400 --> 00:46:08,368 He says he's fine, 1086 00:46:08,401 --> 00:46:10,370 but he said he needs me to come home right now. 1087 00:46:10,937 --> 00:46:12,472 Okay. All right. 1088 00:46:12,505 --> 00:46:13,940 I got to go. Let's go. Come on, let's go. 1089 00:46:13,973 --> 00:46:14,941 I'm good here. 1090 00:46:15,842 --> 00:46:16,976 Get up! 1091 00:46:22,482 --> 00:46:26,286 Mark, honey, what happened? 1092 00:46:26,319 --> 00:46:28,488 You got me scared to death. What's going on? 1093 00:46:28,521 --> 00:46:29,923 I was fired. 1094 00:46:29,956 --> 00:46:30,957 Oh. 1095 00:46:32,392 --> 00:46:33,426 Oh, you were? 1096 00:46:34,270 --> 00:46:35,862 I just want to disappear right now. 1097 00:46:35,895 --> 00:46:36,930 Hmm. 1098 00:46:38,640 --> 00:46:39,366 What happened? 1099 00:46:39,933 --> 00:46:40,767 I don't even know, 1100 00:46:40,800 --> 00:46:42,936 -I thought it was going well. -Mm-hmm. 1101 00:46:44,370 --> 00:46:45,805 I thought the director liked me, at least 1102 00:46:45,839 --> 00:46:47,307 -she said that she did. -Mm-hmm. 1103 00:46:47,340 --> 00:46:48,942 And then after rehearsal, she's like, 1104 00:46:48,975 --> 00:46:50,410 "Can I talk to you for a second?" 1105 00:46:50,443 --> 00:46:51,978 Takes me outside in front of everyone, 1106 00:46:52,120 --> 00:46:53,713 says, "Grab your stuff." 1107 00:46:53,980 --> 00:46:56,490 -That is so cruel. -Yes. 1108 00:46:56,820 --> 00:46:58,518 And she's like, "You're not quite getting this role 1109 00:46:58,551 --> 00:46:59,953 "and you're going to be replaced." 1110 00:47:02,880 --> 00:47:03,423 How awful. 1111 00:47:04,457 --> 00:47:05,580 I bet you the other actors told her to fire me. 1112 00:47:05,592 --> 00:47:06,826 Oh, well, **** them. 1113 00:47:06,860 --> 00:47:07,961 -Yeah. -**** them all. 1114 00:47:07,994 --> 00:47:10,497 Yeah, I hope their ****ing play 1115 00:47:10,530 --> 00:47:13,600 -takes a big fat ****ing shit. -Yeah. 1116 00:47:13,833 --> 00:47:15,668 It's going to be a huge flop, you know it. 1117 00:47:16,870 --> 00:47:18,405 God, it's not your fault. 1118 00:47:18,805 --> 00:47:20,373 I mean, it is my fault. 1119 00:47:20,407 --> 00:47:22,976 No, you've never been fired before. 1120 00:47:23,900 --> 00:47:24,770 And, you know, 1121 00:47:25,145 --> 00:47:26,579 every actor has been fired at least once, anyway. 1122 00:47:26,846 --> 00:47:28,648 I got fired from the Disney movie. 1123 00:47:28,682 --> 00:47:29,883 Oh... right. 1124 00:47:30,517 --> 00:47:31,551 Do you remember the hat? 1125 00:47:32,652 --> 00:47:33,787 The hat. 1126 00:47:35,822 --> 00:47:37,900 I am so embarrassed. 1127 00:47:37,824 --> 00:47:38,625 Oh. 1128 00:47:39,526 --> 00:47:41,695 I want to die. Oh, my God, my birthday. 1129 00:47:41,728 --> 00:47:43,697 -No birthday party, okay, baby? -Mm-hmm. 1130 00:47:43,730 --> 00:47:44,931 No birthday. No nothing. 1131 00:47:44,964 --> 00:47:46,533 -No one here, okay? -Okay. 1132 00:47:48,501 --> 00:47:49,536 No birthday. 1133 00:47:50,937 --> 00:47:53,973 -Honey? Honey? -Yeah? 1134 00:47:54,700 --> 00:47:55,410 The jiggling. 1135 00:47:55,608 --> 00:47:58,111 -What? -The whole table's shaking. 1136 00:47:58,144 --> 00:47:59,446 Yeah, because my leg is shaking. 1137 00:47:59,479 --> 00:48:00,714 I can't stop my leg. 1138 00:48:01,648 --> 00:48:02,849 You want salad? 1139 00:48:03,149 --> 00:48:05,952 Hey, so, I heard you got a part in a play. 1140 00:48:07,530 --> 00:48:09,389 -What's the part? -Er... 1141 00:48:09,422 --> 00:48:11,570 What? What's the matter? 1142 00:48:11,858 --> 00:48:13,590 He was fired. 1143 00:48:13,526 --> 00:48:14,728 -Oh, shit! -Yeah. 1144 00:48:14,761 --> 00:48:16,162 -Oh, my God. -Yesterday. 1145 00:48:16,196 --> 00:48:18,398 Oh, we're so sorry Mark. That's awful. 1146 00:48:18,431 --> 00:48:19,866 Yeah, I'm done with acting, anyway. 1147 00:48:20,133 --> 00:48:21,134 No, you're not. 1148 00:48:21,634 --> 00:48:23,503 Honey, it's one play. 1149 00:48:23,536 --> 00:48:24,604 It's going to be a bomb. 1150 00:48:24,637 --> 00:48:26,600 Yeah, we'll hope for that. 1151 00:48:26,390 --> 00:48:29,109 And besides, you can't quit because I want to retire. 1152 00:48:29,743 --> 00:48:30,810 What? 1153 00:48:30,844 --> 00:48:33,130 You're getting all this business now. 1154 00:48:33,460 --> 00:48:35,515 I hate people. I don't want to decorate 1155 00:48:35,548 --> 00:48:36,950 their ugly houses anymore, 1156 00:48:36,983 --> 00:48:38,840 so meaningless. 1157 00:48:38,118 --> 00:48:39,853 It's like the whole planet is melting 1158 00:48:39,886 --> 00:48:41,988 and I'm just out shopping for cashmere walls. 1159 00:48:42,822 --> 00:48:44,824 Is that a real thing, Sarah? 1160 00:48:45,158 --> 00:48:47,930 Yeah, it is. It's real. 1161 00:48:47,694 --> 00:48:49,429 (BURPS) 1162 00:48:49,462 --> 00:48:50,864 Oh, dear God. 1163 00:48:50,897 --> 00:48:51,865 DON: You okay? 1164 00:48:52,799 --> 00:48:53,666 (BURPS) 1165 00:48:56,903 --> 00:48:58,905 -No, I don't want that. -Are we dead yet? 1166 00:48:59,105 --> 00:49:01,608 You carry around Tums in your bag. 1167 00:49:01,641 --> 00:49:02,942 Oh, I carry Tums. 1168 00:49:03,643 --> 00:49:08,515 I got Gas-X, I got, um... I got stool softener. 1169 00:49:08,548 --> 00:49:10,984 I got... ooh, I got Xanax, of course. 1170 00:49:11,685 --> 00:49:12,852 Does anyone want one? 1171 00:49:13,653 --> 00:49:14,521 Does everyone want one? 1172 00:49:15,689 --> 00:49:17,590 Maybe I'll just stop writing, you know? 1173 00:49:17,624 --> 00:49:21,494 I mean, I think, actually, it would be kind of a relief. 1174 00:49:21,528 --> 00:49:22,862 Come on, Beth. 1175 00:49:22,896 --> 00:49:24,497 Your agent didn't get your book. 1176 00:49:24,698 --> 00:49:28,680 It's not a reason to retire, like, her agent... 1177 00:49:28,101 --> 00:49:30,700 I just don't... I just don't think she's that good. 1178 00:49:30,103 --> 00:49:32,500 -You have a great career. -Thank you. 1179 00:49:32,380 --> 00:49:33,390 You know, it's okay, Don. 1180 00:49:33,940 --> 00:49:36,900 Honestly, you don't have to keep 1181 00:49:36,420 --> 00:49:38,178 trying to make me feel better, okay? 1182 00:49:38,645 --> 00:49:41,214 Because I know it's super tedious for you. 1183 00:49:45,752 --> 00:49:50,230 Uh, okay, you got it. Done. 1184 00:49:51,240 --> 00:49:53,793 -Great. -No. 1185 00:49:54,227 --> 00:49:55,662 No, actually, you know what? 1186 00:49:56,960 --> 00:49:58,640 Okay, that's not very nice. 1187 00:49:58,565 --> 00:49:59,566 It's... It's hurtful. 1188 00:49:59,999 --> 00:50:01,000 What you just did. 1189 00:50:01,935 --> 00:50:03,636 I'm sorry, are you saying that you're hurt? 1190 00:50:03,670 --> 00:50:05,638 Yeah, don't... Don't take it out on me. 1191 00:50:06,600 --> 00:50:07,730 Take what out on you? 1192 00:50:08,108 --> 00:50:09,576 -Your frustration. -This is a Greek olive oil. 1193 00:50:10,577 --> 00:50:12,120 I just... You know what? I just don't need you 1194 00:50:12,450 --> 00:50:13,246 to lie to me anymore. 1195 00:50:13,279 --> 00:50:14,581 Lie to you? 1196 00:50:14,614 --> 00:50:16,850 -Yeah. -God, will you just stop? 1197 00:50:17,830 --> 00:50:19,219 You know, you're behaving like a child. 1198 00:50:20,530 --> 00:50:21,788 I heard you talking. 1199 00:50:24,591 --> 00:50:25,759 I heard you talking to Mark. 1200 00:50:27,660 --> 00:50:28,862 What are you talking about? 1201 00:50:29,229 --> 00:50:31,231 -Paragon. -What? 1202 00:50:31,264 --> 00:50:34,601 Sarah and I came in to say hi. 1203 00:50:34,634 --> 00:50:36,269 And we overheard you guys. 1204 00:50:38,710 --> 00:50:40,674 What? You spied on us. What? 1205 00:50:40,707 --> 00:50:44,644 What? No. I mean, it was just for, like, a second for fun. 1206 00:50:46,946 --> 00:50:49,490 -We heard you talking. -About what? 1207 00:50:50,350 --> 00:50:52,218 About my work. 1208 00:50:53,190 --> 00:50:54,754 Okay, hang on. Is it... 1209 00:50:54,788 --> 00:50:58,224 That's what all this has been about? 1210 00:50:58,958 --> 00:51:02,262 That's what all of this, all of this, has been about. 1211 00:51:03,290 --> 00:51:04,564 That's exactly right. 1212 00:51:06,833 --> 00:51:07,834 I heard... 1213 00:51:09,803 --> 00:51:11,604 I heard everything that you said. 1214 00:51:11,638 --> 00:51:13,540 Okay, like, like, what? 1215 00:51:14,674 --> 00:51:16,609 Like, that you hate my new book. 1216 00:51:17,644 --> 00:51:18,645 What? 1217 00:51:20,180 --> 00:51:22,882 Okay, I did not say that. 1218 00:51:22,916 --> 00:51:24,818 -That's... -Are you kidding? 1219 00:51:24,851 --> 00:51:26,553 Are you going to gaslight me now? 1220 00:51:27,200 --> 00:51:28,121 That's what it feels like. 1221 00:51:28,388 --> 00:51:31,324 -If... if I did... -Well, you did. 1222 00:51:31,358 --> 00:51:32,926 But you took it out of context. 1223 00:51:32,959 --> 00:51:33,827 -Oh no, I just... -Okay, 1224 00:51:33,860 --> 00:51:34,994 -I can't even handle this. -wait, okay, 1225 00:51:35,280 --> 00:51:36,196 so that's what I was wondering. 1226 00:51:36,229 --> 00:51:38,865 All right, Mark, please forgive me. 1227 00:51:39,990 --> 00:51:41,334 You deserve to have a really nice dinner. 1228 00:51:41,368 --> 00:51:44,371 And, um, I'm sorry that you were fired from your job. 1229 00:51:44,404 --> 00:51:47,730 -And happy birthday. -DON: Beth. 1230 00:51:47,107 --> 00:51:49,420 -Thank you. -Beth. 1231 00:51:50,744 --> 00:51:54,347 I'm, um... I'm so sorry. Um... 1232 00:51:56,216 --> 00:51:58,218 -I should, um... I should... -MARK: Yeah. Yeah. 1233 00:52:04,257 --> 00:52:05,325 DON: Beth. 1234 00:52:06,826 --> 00:52:08,328 -Beth. -Just leave me alone. 1235 00:52:08,361 --> 00:52:10,300 No, let me explain. 1236 00:52:10,630 --> 00:52:12,732 No, you... You explained already, okay? 1237 00:52:12,766 --> 00:52:13,900 You were pretty clear. 1238 00:52:14,968 --> 00:52:18,380 Listen, whatever you heard it is not what I meant. 1239 00:52:18,710 --> 00:52:19,390 Please. 1240 00:52:19,906 --> 00:52:20,607 You're allowed to feel how you feel. 1241 00:52:21,410 --> 00:52:21,675 You really are. 1242 00:52:22,342 --> 00:52:23,143 It's just that I don't think 1243 00:52:24,110 --> 00:52:25,879 that I can ever trust you again. 1244 00:52:25,912 --> 00:52:27,847 Baby, it's not what I think. 1245 00:52:28,682 --> 00:52:31,317 Like, you lied right to my face. 1246 00:52:31,351 --> 00:52:34,354 -Like, a thousand times. -No, it's not. 1247 00:52:34,387 --> 00:52:36,723 -It's not lying. It's not... -What? 1248 00:52:36,756 --> 00:52:38,725 If that's not lying, I don't know what is lying. 1249 00:52:38,758 --> 00:52:40,226 It's not a real lie, 1250 00:52:40,460 --> 00:52:42,762 it's knowing that it's just my opinion, 1251 00:52:42,796 --> 00:52:44,764 and I'm probably wrong, okay? 1252 00:52:44,798 --> 00:52:46,399 I-- I didn't want to discourage you. 1253 00:52:46,866 --> 00:52:47,934 What do I know? 1254 00:52:47,967 --> 00:52:51,271 I wanted... I wanted to support you, 1255 00:52:51,705 --> 00:52:54,974 you know, whether I liked it or not, okay? 1256 00:52:55,175 --> 00:52:57,143 Who cares what I think? 1257 00:52:58,411 --> 00:53:00,680 It... It's my work. 1258 00:53:01,114 --> 00:53:02,248 And I care. 1259 00:53:02,749 --> 00:53:04,150 You know how much I care. 1260 00:53:05,510 --> 00:53:07,287 You know how much I respect your opinion. 1261 00:53:09,550 --> 00:53:11,224 -Hey, come here. -No! 1262 00:53:12,759 --> 00:53:13,960 I love you. 1263 00:53:14,794 --> 00:53:17,263 Oh, okay, well, then never mind. My God. 1264 00:53:17,297 --> 00:53:18,798 (SOBBING) 1265 00:53:54,401 --> 00:53:56,403 DON: (COUGHS) Hi, you two. 1266 00:53:59,472 --> 00:54:01,274 So, how... How are you doing? 1267 00:54:02,776 --> 00:54:07,847 Well, we've been talking about it and, you know, 1268 00:54:07,881 --> 00:54:09,215 we've been coming here for two years, 1269 00:54:09,249 --> 00:54:11,918 and as I've said, many times before... 1270 00:54:11,951 --> 00:54:14,888 We don't feel like you're, uh, helping us. 1271 00:54:15,822 --> 00:54:17,824 Oh, I'm, I'm sorry you feel that way. 1272 00:54:18,291 --> 00:54:21,294 I really am. Uh, I care about you both. 1273 00:54:22,280 --> 00:54:23,430 -Very much. -Um... 1274 00:54:23,463 --> 00:54:25,980 Can I ask you a question? 1275 00:54:25,799 --> 00:54:26,900 Of course. 1276 00:54:27,300 --> 00:54:31,104 Why don't you ever empty your trash can? 1277 00:54:31,304 --> 00:54:32,305 -Jonathan! -No! 1278 00:54:33,273 --> 00:54:35,275 Every week, I come in here and notice it. 1279 00:54:35,308 --> 00:54:37,477 And you never empty it. 1280 00:54:38,945 --> 00:54:41,810 Um, why, why do you think it bothers you? 1281 00:54:41,448 --> 00:54:43,249 Why don't you empty your trash can? 1282 00:54:43,583 --> 00:54:46,753 I... I empty it when it's full. 1283 00:54:48,521 --> 00:54:49,923 That's not full? 1284 00:54:51,157 --> 00:54:53,993 See, I think you keep it that way 1285 00:54:54,270 --> 00:54:55,228 as, like, a little brag. 1286 00:54:55,495 --> 00:54:56,496 You know, 1287 00:54:57,697 --> 00:54:59,265 so everybody who walks in here sees it and they're like, 1288 00:55:00,433 --> 00:55:03,303 "Wow, there must be a lot of crying going on in here." 1289 00:55:05,839 --> 00:55:10,760 Let's figure out how I can better help the two of you. 1290 00:55:10,944 --> 00:55:13,460 We decided we don't want to see you anymore. 1291 00:55:14,800 --> 00:55:15,815 Well, I think we need to talk about that. 1292 00:55:15,849 --> 00:55:18,284 There's nothing to talk about. We've already talked about it. 1293 00:55:18,318 --> 00:55:19,919 Yeah, we're not going to discuss it. 1294 00:55:19,953 --> 00:55:21,488 -But we did want to tell you. -Yeah. 1295 00:55:22,422 --> 00:55:23,590 Okay. 1296 00:55:23,623 --> 00:55:26,920 Well, I'm... I'm really sorry to hear this. 1297 00:55:26,593 --> 00:55:29,950 If you want to see someone else, I'm happy to recommend... 1298 00:55:29,129 --> 00:55:32,132 No, no. We don't want to see another therapist. 1299 00:55:32,165 --> 00:55:33,500 We've seen too many therapists. 1300 00:55:33,533 --> 00:55:38,471 No, uh, we want our money back. 1301 00:55:40,407 --> 00:55:42,976 -I'm sorry? -We want our money back. 1302 00:55:43,900 --> 00:55:44,310 Um, I don't understand. 1303 00:55:44,344 --> 00:55:45,512 From whom? 1304 00:55:45,545 --> 00:55:47,800 Oh, well, we were thinking 1305 00:55:47,113 --> 00:55:49,249 Bill Gates might give us the money... You! 1306 00:55:49,282 --> 00:55:51,985 Look, we've been coming here for two years, okay? 1307 00:55:52,180 --> 00:55:54,120 And in that two years, we added it up. 1308 00:55:54,354 --> 00:56:00,600 We have spent nearly $33,000 on you. 1309 00:56:00,293 --> 00:56:01,828 I see. Okay. 1310 00:56:03,960 --> 00:56:06,299 Yes, and because, uh, nothing has really changed between us, 1311 00:56:06,332 --> 00:56:09,869 we...we feel, and this might be the one thing we do agree on, 1312 00:56:09,903 --> 00:56:12,505 uh, that we are entitled to a refund. 1313 00:56:15,475 --> 00:56:19,646 Going into therapy doesn't have a guarantee. 1314 00:56:19,679 --> 00:56:20,947 It's not like that. 1315 00:56:20,980 --> 00:56:22,582 Yeah, well, it should be, okay? 1316 00:56:22,615 --> 00:56:25,318 because we're... we're barely hanging on here, okay? 1317 00:56:25,352 --> 00:56:28,221 And you don't help. Nobody helps. 1318 00:56:28,254 --> 00:56:29,889 I try to do my best, Jonathan, 1319 00:56:29,923 --> 00:56:32,459 but honestly, I can't be the one to solve your problems. 1320 00:56:32,659 --> 00:56:34,394 Well, then why are we coming here? 1321 00:56:34,427 --> 00:56:36,329 You... You have to solve your own problems. 1322 00:56:36,363 --> 00:56:38,131 And I'm here to help you do that. 1323 00:56:38,164 --> 00:56:39,332 And I understand. 1324 00:56:39,366 --> 00:56:41,668 Like, it takes-- it can take... 1325 00:56:41,701 --> 00:56:42,502 you know, a long time, 1326 00:56:42,535 --> 00:56:44,471 sometimes, to make real progress. 1327 00:56:44,704 --> 00:56:46,206 -How long? -Well, 1328 00:56:46,239 --> 00:56:47,540 it takes as long as it takes. 1329 00:56:47,574 --> 00:56:48,975 That's not a real answer. 1330 00:56:49,409 --> 00:56:51,277 We're... We're not kidding around here. 1331 00:56:51,311 --> 00:56:52,345 And listen, 1332 00:56:53,413 --> 00:56:56,160 if you need to pay by installments, that's fine. 1333 00:56:56,490 --> 00:56:57,250 We're totally cool with that. 1334 00:56:58,551 --> 00:56:59,986 So, let me get this, 1335 00:57:01,254 --> 00:57:03,556 you, you're angry because you guys-- you just fight in here. 1336 00:57:04,124 --> 00:57:05,125 And I don't help. 1337 00:57:06,226 --> 00:57:07,660 I don't tell you how to fix things, and, you know... 1338 00:57:07,694 --> 00:57:09,195 -You don't. -Mm-hmm. 1339 00:57:09,229 --> 00:57:11,431 And you've been married, how long? 1340 00:57:12,232 --> 00:57:13,366 -Nine years. -Ten years. 1341 00:57:13,400 --> 00:57:14,401 Ten years. 1342 00:57:16,200 --> 00:57:18,638 Have you ever considered, uh, ending your marriage? 1343 00:57:20,140 --> 00:57:21,641 -What? -What? 1344 00:57:22,142 --> 00:57:23,760 I'm going to tell you something 1345 00:57:23,109 --> 00:57:25,612 that I think probably is worth your money, 1346 00:57:25,645 --> 00:57:27,681 and I feel like it is my job as your therapist. 1347 00:57:27,714 --> 00:57:30,350 I think you need to consider separating. 1348 00:57:31,718 --> 00:57:33,353 You want to stop therapy? 1349 00:57:34,220 --> 00:57:35,655 Get a divorce. 1350 00:57:36,222 --> 00:57:38,992 What the ****, Don? You can't say shit like that. 1351 00:57:39,250 --> 00:57:39,959 How dare you. 1352 00:57:40,794 --> 00:57:42,128 DON: Honestly, from what I've seen, 1353 00:57:42,162 --> 00:57:43,930 there's nothing left between you. 1354 00:57:44,130 --> 00:57:46,166 I'm-- I'm doing you a favor by saying this. 1355 00:57:47,367 --> 00:57:48,435 You really think that? 1356 00:57:48,468 --> 00:57:49,502 Don't listen to him. 1357 00:57:49,536 --> 00:57:51,204 Yeah, that's exactly what I think. 1358 00:57:51,571 --> 00:57:53,273 I don't want a divorce. 1359 00:57:54,700 --> 00:57:55,675 Ah, **** it. Come on, Carolyn. Let's go. 1360 00:57:56,409 --> 00:57:58,345 Oh, by the way, Doctor, 1361 00:57:58,678 --> 00:58:00,347 we're not paying for this session. 1362 00:58:03,783 --> 00:58:06,353 VINCE: Such a bold opening, I would barely touch it. 1363 00:58:06,386 --> 00:58:08,188 Of course, I have a few ideas and a few notes, 1364 00:58:08,221 --> 00:58:11,224 but they're tiny. They're really, really tiny. 1365 00:58:11,257 --> 00:58:12,759 I'm thrilled that you like it. 1366 00:58:12,792 --> 00:58:14,227 And, of course, I loved your memoir. 1367 00:58:14,260 --> 00:58:15,261 -Oh. -I mean, 1368 00:58:16,329 --> 00:58:18,640 people don't know how damaging verbal abuse is. 1369 00:58:18,980 --> 00:58:19,766 Oh, yeah, so true. 1370 00:58:19,799 --> 00:58:21,234 Thank you. Thank you. 1371 00:58:21,267 --> 00:58:22,602 I mean, how do you recover from being called 1372 00:58:22,635 --> 00:58:24,337 stupid your entire life? 1373 00:58:25,572 --> 00:58:27,507 Yeah, well, I don't-- I don't know if 1374 00:58:27,741 --> 00:58:29,609 one does recover from that, 1375 00:58:29,642 --> 00:58:30,744 in fact, yeah. 1376 00:58:31,878 --> 00:58:34,470 What was that other thing he used to call you, um... 1377 00:58:34,314 --> 00:58:35,548 Oh, yeah, shit for brains. 1378 00:58:36,783 --> 00:58:39,219 Yeah. No, that was a good one. 1379 00:58:39,252 --> 00:58:40,387 Shit for brains. 1380 00:58:40,720 --> 00:58:42,722 Mm-hmm. Yeah. 1381 00:58:42,756 --> 00:58:45,692 -That's ****ed. -Yeah. 1382 00:58:45,725 --> 00:58:47,627 Anyway, let's do this. 1383 00:58:47,660 --> 00:58:50,296 Okay, great. I'm pumped. 1384 00:58:50,597 --> 00:58:51,664 I'm glad you're pumped. 1385 00:58:51,698 --> 00:58:53,660 I'm pumped that you're pumped. 1386 00:58:53,733 --> 00:58:54,734 Thank you. 1387 00:58:56,136 --> 00:58:57,303 (GROANS) 1388 00:59:02,442 --> 00:59:04,477 Oh, my God, this is so perfect. 1389 00:59:05,245 --> 00:59:07,800 -I love it so much. -Oh! 1390 00:59:07,113 --> 00:59:09,490 I'm so happy. 1391 00:59:09,820 --> 00:59:11,217 I mean, I've never seen anything like it. 1392 00:59:11,251 --> 00:59:13,860 -Oh... -Thank you so much. 1393 00:59:13,119 --> 00:59:14,254 Oh, you're welcome. 1394 00:59:14,287 --> 00:59:16,790 I envy you. Must be so gratifying 1395 00:59:16,823 --> 00:59:19,826 when you find the right piece and everyone's happy, right? 1396 00:59:19,859 --> 00:59:23,596 Oh, yeah, of course. Yeah, I'm just so glad it worked out. 1397 00:59:23,630 --> 00:59:25,980 It's so perfect. 1398 00:59:25,131 --> 00:59:27,367 It's really a good one. One of a kind. 1399 00:59:29,602 --> 00:59:31,304 (INDISTINCT CONVERSATION ON TV) 1400 00:59:33,106 --> 00:59:34,641 -Honey. -Uh-huh. 1401 00:59:34,674 --> 00:59:38,378 What is all this? (LAUGHS) 1402 00:59:41,114 --> 00:59:43,683 -Oh, my God. -Mm-hmm. 1403 00:59:43,717 --> 00:59:44,818 Wow. (CHUCKLES) 1404 00:59:45,752 --> 00:59:49,589 Those are very special for wicking. 1405 00:59:49,622 --> 00:59:50,857 Oh, I love wicking. 1406 00:59:50,890 --> 00:59:54,461 These are gonna keep you, apparently, 1407 00:59:54,494 --> 00:59:55,628 -very warm... -Hmm. 1408 00:59:56,696 --> 00:59:59,366 ...if...if you are cold, but you won't get sweaty. 1409 00:59:59,399 --> 01:00:00,433 And unlike these, 1410 01:00:00,467 --> 01:00:04,537 which are specifically for if you like to sweat. 1411 01:00:05,205 --> 01:00:08,141 -And... and it's also vegan -Hmm. 1412 01:00:08,174 --> 01:00:09,642 so you can eat them. 1413 01:00:10,410 --> 01:00:13,446 And then these are made from pork, 1414 01:00:13,480 --> 01:00:16,820 but these are from eyelashes. 1415 01:00:17,751 --> 01:00:19,819 Perfect. You're the best. 1416 01:00:22,188 --> 01:00:23,356 I'm done with acting. 1417 01:00:24,691 --> 01:00:27,727 I am. The profession's ridiculous. 1418 01:00:27,761 --> 01:00:31,297 I'm tired of wanting validation and never getting it. 1419 01:00:31,731 --> 01:00:32,732 I'm old. 1420 01:00:33,199 --> 01:00:34,234 I just can't do it anymore. 1421 01:00:36,302 --> 01:00:40,407 If you don't love it, don't do it. 1422 01:00:41,474 --> 01:00:43,343 Aren't you going to tell me I shouldn't quit? 1423 01:00:43,543 --> 01:00:44,878 You shouldn't quit. 1424 01:00:44,911 --> 01:00:46,112 Why not? 1425 01:00:46,713 --> 01:00:47,881 Because you're so good. 1426 01:00:49,182 --> 01:00:50,250 Well, I'm still quitting. 1427 01:00:50,283 --> 01:00:51,317 Who gives a shit, really? 1428 01:00:52,185 --> 01:00:53,286 I thought I loved it. 1429 01:00:54,287 --> 01:00:55,288 I don't. 1430 01:00:56,723 --> 01:00:58,658 I think I just wanted to become famous. 1431 01:01:04,731 --> 01:01:07,400 ELIOT: She used to look at me like, "Are you done yet?" 1432 01:01:07,434 --> 01:01:08,568 (SCOFFS) 1433 01:01:08,968 --> 01:01:10,303 Now, what if I can't write? 1434 01:01:11,571 --> 01:01:12,706 I mean, what, I'm going to work in a pot store my whole life? 1435 01:01:13,740 --> 01:01:15,275 Why don't you let us read it? 1436 01:01:15,308 --> 01:01:16,876 It's not done yet. (SIGHS) 1437 01:01:17,310 --> 01:01:19,379 If I'm ever done, I will let you read it. 1438 01:01:19,412 --> 01:01:21,881 But right now, just getting to the end 1439 01:01:21,915 --> 01:01:23,750 is going to feel like a huge accomplishment. 1440 01:01:23,783 --> 01:01:25,652 Honey, because it is a huge accomplishment. 1441 01:01:25,685 --> 01:01:27,187 I bet it's going to be terrific. 1442 01:01:27,220 --> 01:01:28,688 You don't know that. It might stink. 1443 01:01:29,756 --> 01:01:32,826 Yeah, yeah, it'll probably stink. (CHUCKLES) 1444 01:01:32,859 --> 01:01:33,827 Why do you do that? 1445 01:01:34,794 --> 01:01:36,596 -Do what? -You haven't read it. 1446 01:01:36,629 --> 01:01:38,531 Just let it be shitty if it's shitty. 1447 01:01:39,699 --> 01:01:41,735 Hey, what's going on with you? What-- What is this? 1448 01:01:42,235 --> 01:01:44,337 You're always expecting the best from me. 1449 01:01:45,839 --> 01:01:46,840 You're welcome? 1450 01:01:48,341 --> 01:01:50,677 Do you remember when you said I was a great swimmer 1451 01:01:50,877 --> 01:01:52,746 and you enrolled me in that advanced class? 1452 01:01:52,779 --> 01:01:54,814 -Oh, boy. -I wasn't a great swimmer. 1453 01:01:55,548 --> 01:01:57,851 I kept telling you that. I was average. 1454 01:01:58,451 --> 01:02:00,954 My teacher even said I should take a beginner class. 1455 01:02:01,354 --> 01:02:02,589 -She did? -Yeah, 1456 01:02:02,822 --> 01:02:04,624 it was-- it was mortifying. 1457 01:02:04,991 --> 01:02:07,594 But worse than that, I didn't know who to believe. 1458 01:02:08,528 --> 01:02:09,996 I knew that I wasn't good, 1459 01:02:10,300 --> 01:02:12,465 but my mom was saying I was. 1460 01:02:12,499 --> 01:02:13,733 So, was I good? 1461 01:02:14,501 --> 01:02:15,769 Or is my mom a liar? 1462 01:02:16,603 --> 01:02:18,238 Well, why did I think you were good? 1463 01:02:18,605 --> 01:02:19,606 You didn't. 1464 01:02:19,973 --> 01:02:21,708 You wanted me to think I was. 1465 01:02:22,976 --> 01:02:25,311 Maybe I thought you could be good 1466 01:02:25,345 --> 01:02:27,313 and I was just being encouraging. 1467 01:02:27,747 --> 01:02:29,516 Then it's like you set me up to fail. 1468 01:02:30,750 --> 01:02:33,887 Really? Okay. 1469 01:02:34,487 --> 01:02:36,389 Jeez, I'm sorry. 1470 01:02:36,756 --> 01:02:38,358 That's enough blaming. 1471 01:02:38,391 --> 01:02:39,726 -El, c'mon. -No, it's fine. Okay? 1472 01:02:39,759 --> 01:02:41,628 He should tell us these things. 1473 01:02:41,661 --> 01:02:42,962 I want to hear this. 1474 01:02:43,396 --> 01:02:45,465 Middle school. Remember my English teacher, 1475 01:02:45,498 --> 01:02:47,000 -Mr. Saap? -Yeah. 1476 01:02:47,330 --> 01:02:48,835 He gave me a C on some paper I wrote, 1477 01:02:48,868 --> 01:02:51,370 and I came home and I said I worked really hard on it. 1478 01:02:51,710 --> 01:02:52,238 I deserve better. 1479 01:02:53,707 --> 01:02:56,443 Okay. I don't remember this, but okay. 1480 01:02:56,476 --> 01:02:59,450 Well, you said, "Well, if you worked really hard on it, 1481 01:02:59,790 --> 01:03:00,580 "then you should've gotten a better grade." 1482 01:03:01,781 --> 01:03:03,750 So you went to the guy and convinced him to give me a B. 1483 01:03:05,850 --> 01:03:07,687 And the crime here is what exactly? 1484 01:03:07,721 --> 01:03:09,289 I didn't deserve the B. 1485 01:03:09,723 --> 01:03:11,570 I deserved the C. 1486 01:03:11,910 --> 01:03:12,692 But I didn't want you to know that. 1487 01:03:12,726 --> 01:03:14,828 Hang on a second, Eliot. Come on. 1488 01:03:15,395 --> 01:03:18,732 You told me you deserved a better grade, right? 1489 01:03:18,765 --> 01:03:20,433 And I believed you. 1490 01:03:20,467 --> 01:03:22,802 So, actually, in this case, 1491 01:03:22,836 --> 01:03:24,971 you were setting me up, right, honey? 1492 01:03:25,500 --> 01:03:26,673 Mom, I was a child. 1493 01:03:28,800 --> 01:03:30,977 I wasn't a good swimmer. I wasn't a good student. 1494 01:03:31,110 --> 01:03:33,713 Eliot, she was trying to be supportive. 1495 01:03:33,747 --> 01:03:36,349 It's what parents do. They try to support their kids. 1496 01:03:36,383 --> 01:03:39,419 But then I grew up with this... with this strange feeling, 1497 01:03:39,452 --> 01:03:42,355 like I'm better than everyone else. 1498 01:03:42,389 --> 01:03:44,891 Like I was looking at myself through your eyes. 1499 01:03:46,393 --> 01:03:50,563 And then suddenly I realized I'm not the things you say I am. 1500 01:03:51,598 --> 01:03:52,732 Oh, sweetie pie. 1501 01:03:54,000 --> 01:03:55,735 I honestly think you did those things because you felt guilty. 1502 01:03:56,360 --> 01:03:57,303 Feel guilty. 1503 01:03:57,937 --> 01:03:59,339 For what? 1504 01:04:00,440 --> 01:04:01,541 Because you guys care about each other more than me. 1505 01:04:02,809 --> 01:04:04,440 -What? -What? 1506 01:04:05,450 --> 01:04:08,615 Eliot, how can you possibly think that? 1507 01:04:08,882 --> 01:04:11,510 That is so not true. 1508 01:04:12,385 --> 01:04:14,587 I care about you more than anything. 1509 01:04:14,621 --> 01:04:15,588 Yeah. 1510 01:04:16,756 --> 01:04:18,240 Then why do I always feel like a third ****ing wheel? 1511 01:04:21,494 --> 01:04:22,896 -Eliot. -Oh, honey. 1512 01:04:22,929 --> 01:04:24,831 I just, I need some space. 1513 01:04:26,833 --> 01:04:27,934 Oh. 1514 01:04:27,967 --> 01:04:29,969 (GROANS) Wow. 1515 01:04:31,638 --> 01:04:34,507 Oh, wow. 1516 01:04:35,742 --> 01:04:36,843 ****. 1517 01:04:47,200 --> 01:04:48,121 Seriously? 1518 01:04:50,156 --> 01:04:52,659 -After that? -After what? 1519 01:04:53,827 --> 01:04:55,962 Eliot just accused you of ****ing him up 1520 01:04:55,995 --> 01:04:57,831 because you didn't treat him honestly. 1521 01:04:58,431 --> 01:05:01,134 And you're mad at me, for doing exactly the same thing. 1522 01:05:01,901 --> 01:05:03,837 I wasn't lying. I was encouraging. 1523 01:05:03,870 --> 01:05:04,971 I wasn't lying. 1524 01:05:05,500 --> 01:05:06,773 -I was encouraging. -That's not true. 1525 01:05:06,806 --> 01:05:08,541 You were lying to be encouraging. 1526 01:05:08,575 --> 01:05:10,410 No, supporting you felt more important. 1527 01:05:10,443 --> 01:05:11,444 I'm not a child. 1528 01:05:11,845 --> 01:05:13,880 Eliot was a child! 1529 01:05:15,648 --> 01:05:18,785 I didn't want him to feel like I felt growing up. 1530 01:05:19,119 --> 01:05:22,422 Well, I know, but you're... You're not your father. 1531 01:05:22,455 --> 01:05:25,592 Well, my mother. Okay? 1532 01:05:26,860 --> 01:05:29,763 Okay. Yeah, maybe a little. 1533 01:05:36,603 --> 01:05:38,705 I just really wanted you to like it. 1534 01:05:40,600 --> 01:05:41,700 I know. 1535 01:05:42,208 --> 01:05:45,178 Honestly, I don't care if I like your book. 1536 01:05:46,579 --> 01:05:48,648 That's not why I love you, Beth. 1537 01:05:49,582 --> 01:05:50,717 You're not your book. 1538 01:05:52,585 --> 01:05:55,221 Do you love Eliot because he might write a fantastic play? 1539 01:05:55,255 --> 01:05:57,991 -No, Don. I but... -I have to say this. I'm sorry. 1540 01:06:00,260 --> 01:06:01,528 You know, 1541 01:06:01,561 --> 01:06:03,797 this whole world is falling apart 1542 01:06:03,830 --> 01:06:05,198 and this is what's consuming you? 1543 01:06:05,231 --> 01:06:08,340 No. I know the whole world is falling apart. 1544 01:06:08,680 --> 01:06:09,469 Of course I know that. 1545 01:06:09,502 --> 01:06:11,671 But this is my world. 1546 01:06:11,705 --> 01:06:14,541 My small little narcissistic world 1547 01:06:14,574 --> 01:06:17,811 and... you know, I'm hurt. 1548 01:06:18,912 --> 01:06:21,448 Sorry. I trusted you. 1549 01:06:22,480 --> 01:06:23,516 I trust you. 1550 01:06:25,652 --> 01:06:28,588 Honey, I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. I... 1551 01:06:31,257 --> 01:06:34,270 Beth, haven't you ever lied to me? 1552 01:06:34,600 --> 01:06:37,163 Like, I don't know told me a white lie or... 1553 01:06:37,697 --> 01:06:39,799 -Well, yeah, I bet... -Yeah, and... 1554 01:06:39,833 --> 01:06:42,902 It didn't make you... Did it make you love me less? 1555 01:06:42,936 --> 01:06:44,871 Or, or lose respect for me? 1556 01:06:45,171 --> 01:06:47,107 No, it... This is not the same thing at all. 1557 01:06:47,140 --> 01:06:49,242 They just-- These were small things, you know, like... 1558 01:06:49,275 --> 01:06:52,450 (STUTTERING) There's no comparison. 1559 01:06:52,780 --> 01:06:55,548 Really honestly, it's not like your career, your work, or... 1560 01:06:55,582 --> 01:06:56,716 But like what? 1561 01:06:59,753 --> 01:07:01,521 Um... I don't know... 1562 01:07:02,122 --> 01:07:04,958 You bought me things that I pretended to like. 1563 01:07:04,991 --> 01:07:06,226 I mean nothing. 1564 01:07:06,760 --> 01:07:08,128 Oh, really? 1565 01:07:09,763 --> 01:07:10,964 Well, what things? 1566 01:07:26,146 --> 01:07:28,810 Oh, which ones? 1567 01:07:31,651 --> 01:07:33,853 All of them? You're kidding me. 1568 01:07:34,254 --> 01:07:35,855 What? What... (CHUCKLES) 1569 01:07:36,990 --> 01:07:37,991 Uh-huh. 1570 01:07:38,925 --> 01:07:41,327 What, why didn't you tell me? What... 1571 01:07:41,361 --> 01:07:44,664 I did. I said I wanted these leaf earrings, 1572 01:07:44,931 --> 01:07:46,700 and then you kept... 1573 01:07:47,667 --> 01:07:50,303 buying me all of these leaf earrings. 1574 01:07:50,336 --> 01:07:53,106 But I've... I've seen you wearing them. 1575 01:07:53,139 --> 01:07:55,675 Of course, to, to make you happy. 1576 01:07:55,709 --> 01:07:56,876 -No. -Yeah. 1577 01:07:56,910 --> 01:07:58,278 To please you. 1578 01:07:58,878 --> 01:08:00,146 (DON SCOFFS) 1579 01:08:02,382 --> 01:08:03,683 No, you know what? 1580 01:08:04,217 --> 01:08:06,920 You've given me things that I don't like. 1581 01:08:07,120 --> 01:08:08,888 -Oh. The wok? -No. 1582 01:08:09,689 --> 01:08:11,891 The last V-neck sweater you bought me? 1583 01:08:11,925 --> 01:08:13,693 It's like the third one. 1584 01:08:13,727 --> 01:08:15,362 Who doesn't like a cashmere sweater? 1585 01:08:15,395 --> 01:08:19,599 It's a V-neck. No man wants a V-neck we have nothing to show. 1586 01:08:20,700 --> 01:08:21,701 What? 1587 01:08:22,736 --> 01:08:24,871 What in the living hell are you talking about? 1588 01:08:25,872 --> 01:08:28,942 I don't have any cleavage, why would I wear a V-neck? 1589 01:08:29,309 --> 01:08:30,377 No, I'm serious. 1590 01:08:30,410 --> 01:08:32,946 Don, a V-neck goes like this, 1591 01:08:32,979 --> 01:08:34,140 -right? -Yeah. 1592 01:08:34,470 --> 01:08:35,849 And cleavage is like this. 1593 01:08:35,882 --> 01:08:38,785 Still, I just... I don't think I should be like showing my chest. 1594 01:08:38,818 --> 01:08:40,854 I mean, I'm not, like, on a yacht in the wind. 1595 01:08:40,887 --> 01:08:42,589 -You know I don't... -Oh, my God. 1596 01:08:46,260 --> 01:08:47,761 -You know what else? -Huh? 1597 01:08:48,280 --> 01:08:49,896 You've always told me what a great shrink I am. 1598 01:08:49,929 --> 01:08:51,831 -Yeah. -You have no idea. 1599 01:08:51,865 --> 01:08:52,999 -What? -Like, I might suck. 1600 01:08:53,330 --> 01:08:54,167 In fact, I do suck. 1601 01:08:55,368 --> 01:08:56,936 -No, that's not possible. -No, it's very, very possible. 1602 01:08:56,970 --> 01:08:58,380 Oh, really? 1603 01:08:59,500 --> 01:09:00,730 -(DON SIGHS) -You want to tell me about it? 1604 01:09:00,273 --> 01:09:02,750 It's okay, and not now. 1605 01:09:06,179 --> 01:09:08,248 (CLICKS TONGUE) What are we gonna do about our boy? 1606 01:09:10,183 --> 01:09:11,284 I don't know. 1607 01:09:13,860 --> 01:09:14,688 Maybe you are a bad shrink. 1608 01:09:15,755 --> 01:09:16,756 Yeah. (CHUCKLES) 1609 01:09:17,390 --> 01:09:19,392 -Yeah. -Oh... 1610 01:09:22,295 --> 01:09:25,265 So, that other agent wants to represent my book. 1611 01:09:25,298 --> 01:09:27,434 Which one? Are they any good? 1612 01:09:27,467 --> 01:09:29,135 -Oh, I hope so. -Tim Wilson. 1613 01:09:29,169 --> 01:09:32,380 Oh, just make sure they do a better job with it 1614 01:09:32,720 --> 01:09:33,139 than your last one. 1615 01:09:33,173 --> 01:09:35,410 (LAUGHS) Jesus, Mom. 1616 01:09:35,750 --> 01:09:36,176 What? 1617 01:09:36,209 --> 01:09:37,944 It should have done better. 1618 01:09:37,977 --> 01:09:39,946 Okay, but how does that help me? 1619 01:09:40,180 --> 01:09:41,915 Really, if you think about it? 1620 01:09:42,482 --> 01:09:46,252 You're so reactive. I'm just being honest. 1621 01:09:46,820 --> 01:09:49,155 They didn't do a good job marketing it. 1622 01:09:49,189 --> 01:09:50,256 Okay. 1623 01:09:51,257 --> 01:09:52,158 I didn't know you were an expert on marketing. 1624 01:09:52,959 --> 01:09:53,860 I'm-- I'm actually kind of confused 1625 01:09:53,893 --> 01:09:54,561 because I thought you were a secretary. 1626 01:09:55,829 --> 01:09:58,264 -Executive secretary. -Okay. 1627 01:09:58,298 --> 01:10:00,300 Anyway, I know things. 1628 01:10:02,936 --> 01:10:04,437 Okay? Yeah. 1629 01:10:04,471 --> 01:10:09,275 Well, I... I did have a book published, and it did okay. 1630 01:10:09,309 --> 01:10:12,178 And now it looks like I'm gonna have another book published. 1631 01:10:13,413 --> 01:10:17,183 -And I am so proud of you. -(CHUCKLES) Yeah. 1632 01:10:18,318 --> 01:10:20,530 -My girl. -Yeah. 1633 01:10:22,122 --> 01:10:23,390 BETH: I like this couch. 1634 01:10:24,424 --> 01:10:26,926 -You do? -Yes. 1635 01:10:29,996 --> 01:10:32,980 I forgot to tell you. I want that shirt back. 1636 01:10:32,399 --> 01:10:34,901 -What shirt? -The nice one I gave you. 1637 01:10:35,135 --> 01:10:36,302 The one you never wear? 1638 01:10:36,503 --> 01:10:38,171 It doesn't matter if I never wear it. 1639 01:10:38,204 --> 01:10:40,373 It's mine and I want it back. 1640 01:10:40,407 --> 01:10:41,741 Well, it's too late. 1641 01:10:42,776 --> 01:10:43,376 Cause I dropped it off at the shelter already. 1642 01:10:43,877 --> 01:10:44,444 Why'd you do that? 1643 01:10:45,780 --> 01:10:46,120 Because I... you gave it-- 1644 01:10:46,880 --> 01:10:47,414 -Good morning. Hi there. -Good morning. 1645 01:10:47,447 --> 01:10:48,948 -Hi. -Good morning. 1646 01:10:50,450 --> 01:10:51,951 DR. ALLEN: All right... 1647 01:10:53,386 --> 01:10:56,122 -How are you today, Georgia? -Not good. 1648 01:10:56,389 --> 01:10:58,391 So many things hurt me. 1649 01:10:58,425 --> 01:11:00,393 -Her leg is worse. -Okay... 1650 01:11:00,427 --> 01:11:02,280 I can speak for myself. 1651 01:11:02,620 --> 01:11:03,163 Oh, okay, great. 1652 01:11:03,963 --> 01:11:06,366 Look at, you're so young and cute... 1653 01:11:06,399 --> 01:11:08,468 -(CHUCKLES) -And already a doctor. 1654 01:11:08,501 --> 01:11:09,969 Isn't that impressive? 1655 01:11:10,300 --> 01:11:11,971 It's just... it's mind blowing, Mom. 1656 01:11:12,500 --> 01:11:13,873 Thank you. But I'm not as young as I look. 1657 01:11:14,274 --> 01:11:16,309 -How old are you? -Mommy, c'mon. 1658 01:11:16,343 --> 01:11:17,777 Before I examine you, 1659 01:11:18,945 --> 01:11:20,113 I have something I'd like to get out of the way first. 1660 01:11:20,146 --> 01:11:21,181 Mm... 1661 01:11:22,248 --> 01:11:23,316 There are many expenses to running this practice, 1662 01:11:24,117 --> 01:11:25,850 and they're making it impossible 1663 01:11:25,118 --> 01:11:27,520 for me to spend quality time with each patient. 1664 01:11:27,554 --> 01:11:31,825 Mmm, Dr. Weinstein spent a lot of time with me. 1665 01:11:31,858 --> 01:11:34,461 Yes, but he's retired. 1666 01:11:34,928 --> 01:11:36,930 My practice is very busy. 1667 01:11:36,963 --> 01:11:41,340 So this office needs to start charging a concierge fee. 1668 01:11:41,670 --> 01:11:42,969 It's unfortunate, but necessary. 1669 01:11:43,200 --> 01:11:44,938 -Uh-huh. -Are you aware of what that is? 1670 01:11:45,171 --> 01:11:48,308 You park my car. I don't have a car. 1671 01:11:48,341 --> 01:11:49,476 Let me explain. 1672 01:11:50,610 --> 01:11:53,460 Once a year, you pay $800 to receive the best care. 1673 01:11:54,914 --> 01:11:56,983 That sounds like a deal. 1674 01:11:57,170 --> 01:11:58,180 Well, but it's... 1675 01:11:58,918 --> 01:12:00,186 It's not including the regular charges. 1676 01:12:00,520 --> 01:12:02,322 I see. Um... 1677 01:12:02,856 --> 01:12:04,324 Well, of course, 1678 01:12:04,357 --> 01:12:07,327 I'll pay the concierge fee if that's what's needed. 1679 01:12:07,527 --> 01:12:09,362 Terrific. I wouldn't want 1680 01:12:09,396 --> 01:12:11,640 -to lose you as a patient. -Uh-huh... 1681 01:12:11,264 --> 01:12:12,999 Now for your exam. 1682 01:12:13,199 --> 01:12:15,869 Okay. Well, I'll give you your privacy. 1683 01:12:16,102 --> 01:12:17,504 -Good to see ya. -Good to see you. 1684 01:12:17,537 --> 01:12:19,539 -BETH: I have your purse. -Where's my purse? 1685 01:12:19,572 --> 01:12:21,941 -I have your purse. -Take care of my purse. 1686 01:12:21,975 --> 01:12:23,309 I got it, Mom. I have your purse. 1687 01:12:23,343 --> 01:12:24,411 -I'll be right here. -I've got it. 1688 01:12:25,211 --> 01:12:27,180 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 1689 01:12:27,580 --> 01:12:28,915 BETH: Thank you. 1690 01:12:29,582 --> 01:12:31,818 BETH: Ah... (CHUCKLES) 1691 01:12:32,318 --> 01:12:34,888 I'm so glad this place is still here. 1692 01:12:34,921 --> 01:12:36,623 They make the best tuna fish. 1693 01:12:36,656 --> 01:12:37,957 BETH: Yeah. 1694 01:12:39,292 --> 01:12:42,862 -This menu is filthy. -(BETH GROANS) I know. 1695 01:12:42,896 --> 01:12:45,165 Under the plastic, it's filthy. 1696 01:12:45,198 --> 01:12:46,433 Completely. It smells bad, too. 1697 01:12:47,333 --> 01:12:50,837 Oh... I have to get another doctor. 1698 01:12:51,137 --> 01:12:55,175 I mean, if she thinks that I'm going to pay her $800 1699 01:12:55,208 --> 01:12:58,780 so she can have all that fancy-schmancy furniture, 1700 01:12:58,111 --> 01:13:00,347 -she's nuts. -Yeah, I figured. 1701 01:13:00,914 --> 01:13:02,982 I figured, mama, I figured. 1702 01:13:03,160 --> 01:13:04,284 -Yeah. -Yeah. 1703 01:13:05,285 --> 01:13:06,453 (CLEARS THROAT) 1704 01:13:08,521 --> 01:13:10,924 -Take care. -See you soon. 1705 01:13:13,960 --> 01:13:16,229 Hey Jim... Um, c'mon in. 1706 01:13:19,990 --> 01:13:20,200 Hi... 1707 01:13:22,202 --> 01:13:23,169 Okay. 1708 01:13:24,504 --> 01:13:27,640 If I'm in therapy when I'm that age, kill me. 1709 01:13:28,241 --> 01:13:30,310 I, uh... I find it admirable. 1710 01:13:31,411 --> 01:13:34,681 It's pathetic, guy's going to drop dead in five seconds. 1711 01:13:34,714 --> 01:13:36,483 What, he's going to change? 1712 01:13:37,250 --> 01:13:38,885 I don't know, maybe. 1713 01:13:39,219 --> 01:13:40,620 Before we get started, 1714 01:13:40,653 --> 01:13:42,322 I want to talk to you about something. 1715 01:13:42,655 --> 01:13:43,923 Okay. 1716 01:13:43,957 --> 01:13:45,925 At the end of our last session 1717 01:13:45,959 --> 01:13:49,396 and the previous zoom session, um... right as we finished, 1718 01:13:49,429 --> 01:13:52,650 uh, I... overheard you say some things 1719 01:13:52,980 --> 01:13:54,567 which... uh, expressed your frustration with me. 1720 01:13:56,360 --> 01:13:57,303 I didn't do that. 1721 01:14:06,790 --> 01:14:07,213 Okay. 1722 01:14:08,810 --> 01:14:09,416 We can move on. 1723 01:14:10,160 --> 01:14:11,651 What would you like to talk about today? 1724 01:14:13,153 --> 01:14:15,255 My brother and sister are still not 1725 01:14:16,122 --> 01:14:18,425 really talking to me and I don't... 1726 01:14:18,725 --> 01:14:20,260 Know what to do about it. 1727 01:14:21,940 --> 01:14:23,196 Huh, I have an idea. 1728 01:14:23,596 --> 01:14:25,198 -Thank God. -Um... 1729 01:14:25,732 --> 01:14:27,434 Why don't you do something for your siblings 1730 01:14:27,467 --> 01:14:30,103 so that, um, they can help your father. 1731 01:14:30,136 --> 01:14:32,672 It might help, you know, repair things with them a bit. 1732 01:14:33,373 --> 01:14:34,974 Okay, like what? 1733 01:14:35,275 --> 01:14:38,780 Um... I don't know, do they have kids or... 1734 01:14:38,111 --> 01:14:39,346 Yeah, my sister does. 1735 01:14:40,613 --> 01:14:42,615 Okay, maybe watch your sister's kids so that she can help him. 1736 01:14:43,490 --> 01:14:45,118 -She has a nanny. -Um... Um... 1737 01:14:45,151 --> 01:14:47,530 Go food shopping, something... 1738 01:14:47,870 --> 01:14:49,556 Maybe ask her what she...she needs. 1739 01:14:49,589 --> 01:14:52,192 And, you know, you can do the same for your brother. 1740 01:14:54,940 --> 01:14:57,230 Yeah. Um... (EXHALES) 1741 01:14:58,640 --> 01:14:59,232 That's a good idea. 1742 01:14:59,733 --> 01:15:02,268 I can, uh... Maybe I'll try that. 1743 01:15:02,669 --> 01:15:03,970 Okay. 1744 01:15:04,571 --> 01:15:06,606 (SIGHS) 1745 01:15:06,639 --> 01:15:08,742 -Uh, see you next week. -See ya. 1746 01:15:26,693 --> 01:15:27,660 Hi, darling. 1747 01:15:27,694 --> 01:15:29,620 Mom, what are you doing here? 1748 01:15:30,230 --> 01:15:32,732 (CHUCKLES) Would it be weird if I bought pot from you? 1749 01:15:33,600 --> 01:15:36,336 -No. -(LAUGHS) Don't take my donuts. 1750 01:15:38,171 --> 01:15:39,239 (DOOR CLOSES) 1751 01:15:39,272 --> 01:15:40,740 -What do you want? -Um... 1752 01:15:41,207 --> 01:15:44,210 I don't know, something to make life worth living. 1753 01:15:44,544 --> 01:15:45,745 -I got that. -Okay. 1754 01:15:47,714 --> 01:15:49,349 -Hi. -So, hey... 1755 01:15:49,816 --> 01:15:51,718 Eliot tells me you're a writer too. 1756 01:15:52,185 --> 01:15:54,870 Oh, yeah, I am. Books. 1757 01:15:54,120 --> 01:15:55,188 -Cool. -Um-hmm... 1758 01:15:56,256 --> 01:15:57,590 Well, if you ever write a screenplay, let me know. 1759 01:15:57,624 --> 01:15:59,292 I'm an executive producer. 1760 01:15:59,325 --> 01:16:01,494 Oh, wow. Okay, great. 1761 01:16:01,528 --> 01:16:03,496 -Thank you so much. -Try these. 1762 01:16:03,530 --> 01:16:04,497 -Okay. -Hey. 1763 01:16:05,365 --> 01:16:06,499 -Gummies. -How can I help you guys? 1764 01:16:07,400 --> 01:16:08,168 Just checking out the wares, you know. 1765 01:16:09,690 --> 01:16:10,700 (WHISPERS) Eliot, look at these guys. 1766 01:16:10,103 --> 01:16:11,710 Are you kidding me, 1767 01:16:11,104 --> 01:16:12,205 -why do you work here? -Enough. 1768 01:16:12,238 --> 01:16:13,506 Everybody on the floor! 1769 01:16:13,540 --> 01:16:15,275 -Oh shit! -Stay down. 1770 01:16:15,542 --> 01:16:17,510 Get some vapes. Some flavored ones. 1771 01:16:17,544 --> 01:16:19,312 -BETH: Come here. -And some bags. 1772 01:16:19,346 --> 01:16:21,181 Those gummies, wait are those indica? 1773 01:16:21,214 --> 01:16:23,350 -I don't know. -Just indica, idiot. 1774 01:16:23,383 --> 01:16:24,784 This is a hybrid. Is that okay? 1775 01:16:24,818 --> 01:16:28,455 Whatever. Hurry up! Where's the money? 1776 01:16:28,488 --> 01:16:29,823 -ELIOT: It's in a box. -(SHUSHING) 1777 01:16:29,856 --> 01:16:31,157 -Give it to me! -BETH: No. 1778 01:16:32,425 --> 01:16:33,793 All right, I can help you find what you need if...if you want. 1779 01:16:33,827 --> 01:16:35,295 Hurry up. C'mon! 1780 01:16:35,628 --> 01:16:37,464 Get up and give me the money. 1781 01:16:37,897 --> 01:16:39,232 BETH: Just give it... 1782 01:16:40,300 --> 01:16:42,202 -Okay, move. That's it. -Mom, you're not helping. 1783 01:16:42,235 --> 01:16:43,303 (ELIOT GROANS) 1784 01:16:46,539 --> 01:16:47,640 (DOOR SLAMS) 1785 01:16:48,475 --> 01:16:49,676 (BETH PANTS) 1786 01:16:49,709 --> 01:16:50,777 (ELIOT GROANS) 1787 01:16:51,277 --> 01:16:53,279 BETH: (SIGHS) Oh, my God. 1788 01:16:53,813 --> 01:16:55,615 -BETH: Oh, God. -Holy crap. 1789 01:16:56,483 --> 01:16:57,784 JARED: That was really ****ed up. 1790 01:16:57,817 --> 01:16:59,552 Is everybody okay? Are you guys okay? 1791 01:16:59,586 --> 01:17:00,754 -Are you okay? -Are you okay? 1792 01:17:00,787 --> 01:17:02,689 -Yeah. -Oh, my God. 1793 01:17:02,722 --> 01:17:04,591 (BETH BREATHING HEAVILY) 1794 01:17:06,626 --> 01:17:07,627 (SIGHS) 1795 01:17:08,194 --> 01:17:09,662 We're okay. 1796 01:17:09,696 --> 01:17:11,531 BETH: (EXHALES) I love you so much. 1797 01:17:11,564 --> 01:17:12,766 I know you do. 1798 01:17:13,400 --> 01:17:14,567 (SNIFFLES) 1799 01:17:16,436 --> 01:17:18,438 BETH: I've never been so scared in my life. 1800 01:17:18,471 --> 01:17:20,807 You know, I've never seen a gun before. 1801 01:17:20,840 --> 01:17:22,175 Oh, honey... 1802 01:17:22,208 --> 01:17:24,177 I mean, like that, you know. 1803 01:17:24,544 --> 01:17:28,248 Thank, just... just thank God you're both okay. 1804 01:17:28,281 --> 01:17:30,583 Okay, so then we go to the police afterwards, right? 1805 01:17:30,617 --> 01:17:32,786 And I give them a description 1806 01:17:32,819 --> 01:17:35,722 of these guys and they didn't give a shit at all. 1807 01:17:35,755 --> 01:17:37,724 Can you imagine? That, like... 1808 01:17:37,757 --> 01:17:39,693 -Oh, come here, come here. -Yeah. 1809 01:17:39,726 --> 01:17:41,394 (EXHALES) 1810 01:17:42,195 --> 01:17:44,397 God, it's so hot in here. I'm sweating. 1811 01:17:44,431 --> 01:17:45,365 -Can you get off of me. -Sorry. 1812 01:17:46,332 --> 01:17:48,401 I don't know, why do you make it so hot in here? 1813 01:17:48,435 --> 01:17:51,538 Uh, I kind of feel like it washes my face off. 1814 01:17:51,771 --> 01:17:52,872 Hmm... 1815 01:17:53,440 --> 01:17:55,542 Don't wash it off. It's a nice face. 1816 01:17:55,975 --> 01:17:58,411 Can you pass me my toothbrush? 1817 01:17:58,445 --> 01:17:59,479 Yeah. 1818 01:18:01,314 --> 01:18:03,183 Have you thought about what I said? 1819 01:18:04,484 --> 01:18:06,619 Um... Yeah. 1820 01:18:07,821 --> 01:18:10,523 I think if you want to do it. You should do it. 1821 01:18:10,857 --> 01:18:12,392 You telling me the truth? 1822 01:18:12,425 --> 01:18:14,427 You don't, um-- You don't think I'm crazy? 1823 01:18:14,828 --> 01:18:18,365 Honey, I actually do think you're a little bit crazy but... 1824 01:18:18,631 --> 01:18:23,370 So, you're...you're okay if I... if I do it? 1825 01:18:24,304 --> 01:18:26,906 Uh-huh. I really do support you. 1826 01:18:28,800 --> 01:18:29,209 Okay. 1827 01:18:30,410 --> 01:18:32,278 -Thank you. Yeah. -Uh-huh. 1828 01:18:32,312 --> 01:18:33,613 Yeah, I want your support. 1829 01:18:34,247 --> 01:18:35,382 BETH: You got it. 1830 01:18:37,584 --> 01:18:40,820 Yeah, she was so happy about that crazy lamp, it just... 1831 01:18:41,388 --> 01:18:43,323 scared the shit out of me. 1832 01:18:43,356 --> 01:18:47,394 Made me realize that I just need to do something else. 1833 01:18:47,427 --> 01:18:48,928 I don't know, something meaningful. 1834 01:18:48,962 --> 01:18:51,231 No, what you do is kind of meaningful. 1835 01:18:52,265 --> 01:18:54,200 -To who? -No one. 1836 01:18:54,501 --> 01:18:56,636 -Shut up. -I'm kidding. 1837 01:18:56,669 --> 01:18:58,238 Hi, Eileen. 1838 01:18:59,406 --> 01:19:00,840 I like this. 1839 01:19:01,274 --> 01:19:02,275 Oh. 1840 01:19:04,377 --> 01:19:05,378 Really? 1841 01:19:05,912 --> 01:19:06,980 But she... 1842 01:19:07,981 --> 01:19:09,582 You know what, Eileen? 1843 01:19:10,417 --> 01:19:11,785 I'm going to be straight with you. 1844 01:19:11,818 --> 01:19:15,221 This is just not the best one for you. 1845 01:19:15,622 --> 01:19:19,225 You know, what I think would be so perfect is this. 1846 01:19:19,526 --> 01:19:21,895 That's an awful color and pattern. 1847 01:19:21,928 --> 01:19:23,963 -BETH: Well. -Yeah. Yeah. 1848 01:19:27,467 --> 01:19:30,370 Ooh. I love that for you. 1849 01:19:30,603 --> 01:19:32,405 -Me too. -That's so great. 1850 01:19:32,739 --> 01:19:34,374 -Thank you. -Screams you. 1851 01:19:35,475 --> 01:19:37,577 We are too nice to our mother. 1852 01:19:37,610 --> 01:19:38,712 I know. 1853 01:20:41,508 --> 01:20:43,710 -Here she is. -BETH: Sorry. (CHUCKLES) 1854 01:20:43,943 --> 01:20:45,979 -Did you guys order? -No, we waited. 1855 01:20:46,120 --> 01:20:47,747 Oh, you didn't have to do that. 1856 01:20:47,781 --> 01:20:49,150 Yeah, of course. 1857 01:20:49,816 --> 01:20:52,419 Ah. Champagne. (LAUGHS) 1858 01:20:52,686 --> 01:20:54,421 -Hey. -Hey. 1859 01:20:54,921 --> 01:20:57,390 -Happy Anniversary. -(CHUCKLES) Oh... 1860 01:20:58,425 --> 01:20:59,959 Happy Anniversary. 1861 01:20:59,993 --> 01:21:01,940 Happy Anniversary. 1862 01:21:01,695 --> 01:21:03,396 I can't believe you're still married. 1863 01:21:03,763 --> 01:21:05,398 -What the ****, Eliot? -Cheers. 1864 01:21:05,432 --> 01:21:06,700 -Weird. -Cheers. 1865 01:21:06,733 --> 01:21:07,734 Cheers. 1866 01:21:09,436 --> 01:21:13,390 -Oh, a little something... -(GASPS) Oh... 1867 01:21:13,540 --> 01:21:17,744 Presents, already? Goodness me. 1868 01:21:17,777 --> 01:21:18,912 Hmm. 1869 01:21:21,815 --> 01:21:23,717 (LAUGHS) 1870 01:21:23,750 --> 01:21:24,751 No... 1871 01:21:27,187 --> 01:21:29,823 (BETH EXHALES) No way. Good one. 1872 01:21:29,856 --> 01:21:32,692 All right. Here's your gifty. 1873 01:21:32,726 --> 01:21:34,127 -Oh, wow. -Yeah. 1874 01:21:34,627 --> 01:21:36,960 You're gonna put me to shame. 1875 01:21:37,997 --> 01:21:40,467 Ah... No! 1876 01:21:42,435 --> 01:21:44,604 I cannot believe we had the same idea. 1877 01:21:44,637 --> 01:21:47,407 -What's going on? -Um... 1878 01:21:47,440 --> 01:21:49,642 -It's a little inside joke. -Yeah. 1879 01:21:49,676 --> 01:21:50,877 Oh, fabulous. 1880 01:21:51,978 --> 01:21:53,646 Every year we give each other the same wrong thing, 1881 01:21:53,680 --> 01:21:55,782 and so... we just thought we would... 1882 01:21:55,815 --> 01:21:58,685 recycle the same wrong thing, huh? Yeah. 1883 01:21:58,718 --> 01:22:00,860 That's adorable. 1884 01:22:00,120 --> 01:22:01,755 Do, uh... Do you want it? 1885 01:22:03,523 --> 01:22:05,892 -No, it's a V-neck. -BETH: Oh, Jesus. 1886 01:22:07,927 --> 01:22:09,496 You've done some-- 1887 01:22:09,696 --> 01:22:11,664 some hard work in this room over the years. 1888 01:22:12,665 --> 01:22:13,900 I'm gonna miss you. 1889 01:22:13,933 --> 01:22:15,635 You've been with me through... 1890 01:22:16,136 --> 01:22:18,838 Two divorces, my crazy kids, 1891 01:22:19,939 --> 01:22:21,174 my cancer. 1892 01:22:21,207 --> 01:22:23,209 It's been an honor. Truly. 1893 01:22:23,243 --> 01:22:24,744 For me as well. 1894 01:22:25,512 --> 01:22:26,746 Can't believe I'm done. 1895 01:22:27,914 --> 01:22:29,516 You can always come back. 1896 01:22:30,250 --> 01:22:32,118 You're way too expensive. 1897 01:22:32,919 --> 01:22:33,920 (CHUCKLES) 1898 01:22:34,154 --> 01:22:35,789 (ED LAUGHING) 1899 01:22:37,900 --> 01:22:38,792 I was just meeting with Nolan. 1900 01:22:39,859 --> 01:22:41,940 Oh, what'd he say? 1901 01:22:41,127 --> 01:22:43,960 MARK: He asked me to write him a few new songs. 1902 01:22:43,129 --> 01:22:44,564 MATT: That sounds good. 1903 01:22:44,831 --> 01:22:47,667 MARK: For free. Yeah... 1904 01:22:48,668 --> 01:22:50,470 I sent him 20 songs already. 1905 01:22:51,271 --> 01:22:53,390 MATT: Well, I guess none of them are quite right. 1906 01:22:53,640 --> 01:22:54,841 -(INDISTINCT CHATTER) -BETH: No... 1907 01:22:54,874 --> 01:22:56,209 -You did? -Hey, hey, hey. 1908 01:22:56,710 --> 01:22:57,877 SARAH: Oh... 1909 01:22:58,545 --> 01:23:00,914 Honey, you were so fantastic. 1910 01:23:00,947 --> 01:23:03,550 -Really? -BETH: (GASPS) Remarkable. 1911 01:23:03,583 --> 01:23:04,484 Oh, my goodness 1912 01:23:04,517 --> 01:23:05,852 -you were so great. -Thank you, my love. 1913 01:23:05,885 --> 01:23:06,986 Where's Don? 1914 01:23:07,200 --> 01:23:08,254 Oh, he's not feeling well. 1915 01:23:08,288 --> 01:23:09,622 So, he's so sorry he couldn't make it. 1916 01:23:09,656 --> 01:23:11,124 -Yeah. -Oh, **** him. 1917 01:23:11,157 --> 01:23:12,625 -Hey. You were great. -Thanks, Eliot. 1918 01:23:12,659 --> 01:23:13,660 -Thank you for coming. -Yeah. 1919 01:23:14,561 --> 01:23:15,762 -You guys enjoyed it? Yeah. -Loved it. 1920 01:23:15,795 --> 01:23:17,970 Aw, thank you my love. 1921 01:23:17,764 --> 01:23:20,533 Yo! There he is, the star. 1922 01:23:20,567 --> 01:23:22,235 -Nice job man. So good. -Awesome work. 1923 01:23:22,268 --> 01:23:24,237 -The Josh P. Pace. -I know. 1924 01:23:24,270 --> 01:23:25,672 -Hey, I always say it wrong. -Pais. 1925 01:23:25,705 --> 01:23:27,107 -Pais yeah... Yeah. -Pais. 1926 01:23:27,140 --> 01:23:28,641 -Did you have fun? -MAN 1: Excuse me? Excuse me? 1927 01:23:28,675 --> 01:23:30,760 -Yeah. -I thought the play was great. 1928 01:23:30,110 --> 01:23:31,978 -Can I take a picture with you? -Oh, my God. Yeah. 1929 01:23:32,120 --> 01:23:33,580 -Yeah, yeah c'mon in. -Yeah, it's great. 1930 01:23:33,813 --> 01:23:34,881 MAN 1: Yeah! 1931 01:23:35,281 --> 01:23:36,516 MAN 2: Can I too? 1932 01:23:37,517 --> 01:23:37,884 Yeah, just one second, one second, let me... 1933 01:23:38,551 --> 01:23:40,520 BETH: You must be so tired. 1934 01:23:40,553 --> 01:23:42,555 No, actually um... 1935 01:23:42,589 --> 01:23:45,492 I feel enlivened... 1936 01:23:45,692 --> 01:23:47,270 -By the performance. -Oh, yeah, sure. 1937 01:23:47,600 --> 01:23:48,161 -Yeah, yeah, yeah. -Pumped. 1938 01:23:49,195 --> 01:23:51,264 Do you have to do a long commute to get here? 1939 01:23:51,297 --> 01:23:52,665 Or do you just live nearby? 1940 01:23:52,699 --> 01:23:56,200 -Uh, just usually Uber. -Yeah, great. 1941 01:23:56,360 --> 01:23:57,203 All right... 1942 01:23:57,237 --> 01:23:58,672 Excuse me, thanks for coming. 1943 01:23:58,705 --> 01:23:59,839 BETH: Yeah. 1944 01:23:59,873 --> 01:24:01,574 Jesus Christ... 1945 01:24:01,808 --> 01:24:03,276 -I thought he was good. -Yeah. 1946 01:24:03,309 --> 01:24:04,744 I didn't know. I mean that, 1947 01:24:04,778 --> 01:24:06,546 I'd only ever seen him in that... 1948 01:24:06,579 --> 01:24:08,715 this, like, weird movie about a pumpkin. 1949 01:24:08,748 --> 01:24:10,500 (BOTH CHUCKLE) 1950 01:24:12,850 --> 01:24:13,820 I have something for you. 1951 01:24:14,220 --> 01:24:15,288 Yeah? 1952 01:24:16,222 --> 01:24:18,224 -I finished. -(GASPS) 1953 01:24:19,259 --> 01:24:22,829 -I know. Took me long enough. -No. Who cares? This... 1954 01:24:22,862 --> 01:24:24,300 This is a big deal. 1955 01:24:24,640 --> 01:24:25,632 -You know. You wrote a play! -Well... 1956 01:24:25,665 --> 01:24:28,702 It's a first draft. Remember. It's probably a mess. 1957 01:24:29,769 --> 01:24:32,380 Eliot, most first drafts are. Yeah. 1958 01:24:33,206 --> 01:24:35,108 Give one to Dad, yeah? 1959 01:24:36,276 --> 01:24:37,844 Tell him I hope he feels better. 1960 01:24:37,877 --> 01:24:39,450 Oh yeah, I will. 1961 01:24:39,279 --> 01:24:42,150 God, I can't wait. This is gonna be so... 1962 01:24:43,983 --> 01:24:46,553 -I can't wait. Yeah. -Yeah. 1963 01:24:48,288 --> 01:24:50,190 -BETH: Hey, Don? -Hey. 1964 01:24:50,724 --> 01:24:53,593 -Did you take 'em off? -Uh-huh, yeah. 1965 01:24:54,861 --> 01:24:56,960 (GASPS) 1966 01:24:57,297 --> 01:24:58,998 -Wow. -Yeah. 1967 01:24:59,933 --> 01:25:01,568 What do you think? 1968 01:25:03,937 --> 01:25:06,773 Well, it's a little bruised... 1969 01:25:07,674 --> 01:25:08,942 Uh... 1970 01:25:09,309 --> 01:25:11,277 -Does it hurt? -A little. 1971 01:25:11,911 --> 01:25:13,913 Um, how does it look? 1972 01:25:14,814 --> 01:25:16,820 Uh... 1973 01:25:21,755 --> 01:25:22,756 Good. 1974 01:25:23,823 --> 01:25:26,292 -Good. I mean, not now. -Yeah? 1975 01:25:26,960 --> 01:25:28,661 -But... -No, it's gotta heal. 1976 01:25:28,695 --> 01:25:29,929 -Yeah. -Yeah. 1977 01:25:32,320 --> 01:25:33,366 You're gonna look great. 1978 01:25:34,434 --> 01:25:35,969 -Really? -Mmm. 1979 01:25:36,403 --> 01:25:38,238 You think I'll look better? 1980 01:25:38,705 --> 01:25:40,407 Oh, yeah, honey. 1981 01:25:40,440 --> 01:25:42,876 -You're gonna look so good. -Okay, good. 1982 01:25:42,909 --> 01:25:44,644 I think I'm gonna like it. It's... 1983 01:25:44,678 --> 01:25:45,945 -Yeah. -Yeah. 1984 01:25:45,979 --> 01:25:48,281 -Oh, I'm so glad. -Yeah, yeah. 1985 01:25:50,183 --> 01:25:51,217 Me too. 1986 01:25:51,718 --> 01:25:52,819 (CHUCKLES) 1987 01:25:54,688 --> 01:25:55,989 DON: Yeah.