1 00:00:00,100 --> 00:00:01,534 STEVE: AJ! AJ: Yeah? 2 00:00:01,534 --> 00:00:03,360 STEVE: Am I taking her downstairs? 3 00:00:03,360 --> 00:00:04,371 She's cleared, right? 4 00:00:04,371 --> 00:00:06,339 AJ: Yeah, bring her over to discharge area. 5 00:00:06,339 --> 00:00:08,208 I think her friend's picking her up. 6 00:00:08,208 --> 00:00:09,776 STEVE: Are you ready, Miss Franco? 7 00:00:09,776 --> 00:00:11,444 ♪ Gray skies are Gonna clear up ♪ 8 00:00:12,512 --> 00:00:15,810 ♪ Put on a happy face ♪ 9 00:00:15,810 --> 00:00:17,851 ♪ Brush off the clouds And cheer up ♪ 10 00:00:17,851 --> 00:00:19,352 ♪ Put on a happy face ♪ 11 00:00:19,352 --> 00:00:21,521 MAZIE: Yeah, I'm here for Laura Franco. 12 00:00:21,521 --> 00:00:24,240 Laura Franco! Franco! 13 00:00:24,240 --> 00:00:26,260 - (RECEPTIONIST SHUSHING) - MAZIE: Don't shush me. 14 00:00:26,260 --> 00:00:27,894 - Laura. Ugh! - RECEPTIONIST: Ma'am. 15 00:00:27,894 --> 00:00:29,229 - Quiet.-What? 16 00:00:29,229 --> 00:00:31,970 Oh, my God, it's bright. Sorry, I'm late. 17 00:00:32,650 --> 00:00:33,199 How are you feeling? 18 00:00:34,000 --> 00:00:36,970 (GROANS) Like death. 19 00:00:36,970 --> 00:00:38,772 (SIGHS) Me, too. 20 00:00:38,772 --> 00:00:41,675 Ooh! Steve. 21 00:00:41,675 --> 00:00:42,809 ♪ And spread sunshine ♪ 22 00:00:42,809 --> 00:00:44,100 I'm Mazie. 23 00:00:44,100 --> 00:00:45,412 ♪ All over the place ♪ 24 00:00:45,412 --> 00:00:47,714 ATTENDANT: I'm married. MAZIE: Mmm. Of course you are. 25 00:00:47,714 --> 00:00:50,383 ♪ Just put on a happy face! ♪ 26 00:00:52,185 --> 00:00:54,721 (GLEEFUL MUSIC PLAYING) 27 00:00:54,721 --> 00:00:55,955 ♪ Put on a happy face ♪ 28 00:00:55,955 --> 00:00:56,956 I love you. 29 00:01:00,600 --> 00:01:02,796 ♪ Put on a happy face ♪ 30 00:01:02,796 --> 00:01:05,732 ♪ And if you're feeling Cross and bickerish ♪ 31 00:01:05,732 --> 00:01:08,340 ♪ Don't sit and whine ♪ 32 00:01:08,340 --> 00:01:11,370 ♪ Think of banana splits And licorice ♪ 33 00:01:11,370 --> 00:01:13,406 ♪ And you'll feel fine ♪ 34 00:01:13,406 --> 00:01:16,900 ♪ I knew a girl so gloomy ♪ 35 00:01:16,900 --> 00:01:17,644 ♪ She'd never laugh or sing ♪ 36 00:01:18,745 --> 00:01:21,348 ♪ She wouldn't listen to me ♪ 37 00:01:21,348 --> 00:01:22,916 Even I feel sick being in here. 38 00:01:22,916 --> 00:01:24,651 Thank God I'm here to pick you up. 39 00:01:24,651 --> 00:01:26,286 ♪ So spread sunshine ♪ 40 00:01:26,286 --> 00:01:27,821 - (SIRENS WAILING) - ♪ All over the place ♪ 41 00:01:27,821 --> 00:01:30,924 DOCTOR: Prognosis is cancer in the lower abdominal region. 42 00:01:30,924 --> 00:01:32,992 ♪ Just put on a happy face! ♪ 43 00:01:45,538 --> 00:01:48,775 JACOB: (SIGHS) You need a caretaker. 44 00:01:48,775 --> 00:01:50,276 I can't do it all... 45 00:01:50,276 --> 00:01:52,779 It's been a year almost now of tests and treatments. 46 00:01:52,779 --> 00:01:54,614 (SIGHS) ****! I need time for me. 47 00:01:54,614 --> 00:01:55,682 I'm sorry. 48 00:01:55,682 --> 00:01:57,183 - Let's talk about this. - I can't. 49 00:01:57,183 --> 00:01:58,985 Let's talk about this, Jacob. 50 00:01:58,985 --> 00:02:00,954 Please, Jacob. 51 00:02:00,954 --> 00:02:02,288 STEVE: Can she walk out without... 52 00:02:02,288 --> 00:02:04,624 MAZIE: Yep, we're good. One foot at a time. 53 00:02:06,260 --> 00:02:07,160 LAURA: Please don't do this. 54 00:02:07,160 --> 00:02:09,863 You're breaking up with me? (GRUNTS) 55 00:02:09,863 --> 00:02:12,465 - Wait. (GRUNTS) Jacob! - MAZIE: Delicate flower. 56 00:02:14,868 --> 00:02:15,735 Jacob! 57 00:02:21,441 --> 00:02:22,442 Jacob! 58 00:02:25,178 --> 00:02:26,146 (SIGHS) 59 00:02:29,749 --> 00:02:31,885 (YELLS) Jacob! 60 00:02:31,885 --> 00:02:33,119 - (SOBBING) - NURSE: Shit! 61 00:02:33,920 --> 00:02:35,221 Hey! Hey, hey, hey... 62 00:02:35,221 --> 00:02:37,924 Jacob! (CRYING) 63 00:02:37,924 --> 00:02:39,759 (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) 64 00:02:45,765 --> 00:02:47,934 (BIRDS CHIRPING) 65 00:02:47,934 --> 00:02:49,703 - (CAR HORNS HONKING) - (DOOR OPENS) 66 00:02:49,703 --> 00:02:51,705 MAZIE: Okay. 67 00:02:51,705 --> 00:02:52,772 - (MAZIE GRUNTS) - (BAG CLATTERS) 68 00:02:53,973 --> 00:02:54,774 Oh, my God. 69 00:02:55,942 --> 00:02:56,776 (EXHALES) 70 00:02:57,610 --> 00:02:59,179 We did it. 71 00:02:59,179 --> 00:03:01,147 Huh? Okay, slow walks. 72 00:03:01,881 --> 00:03:03,416 Home sweet home. 73 00:03:05,385 --> 00:03:06,686 (GRUNTS) I gotta pee. Oh! 74 00:03:07,954 --> 00:03:10,123 How does it feel to be back at your mom's? 75 00:03:11,458 --> 00:03:13,460 (UNDER BREATH) Not that she's ever here anymore. 76 00:03:18,998 --> 00:03:21,968 (KETTLE WHISTLING) 77 00:03:21,968 --> 00:03:23,770 Your mom sent you 12 pies, 100 cookies 78 00:03:23,770 --> 00:03:25,872 and $5,000? 79 00:03:25,872 --> 00:03:27,474 She loves to send sugar and dough 80 00:03:27,474 --> 00:03:28,875 when she's on a diet. 81 00:03:28,875 --> 00:03:31,544 What does she think? Carbs cure cancer? 82 00:03:32,245 --> 00:03:33,813 (CUPS CLINKING) 83 00:03:34,514 --> 00:03:35,415 What is that? 84 00:03:35,415 --> 00:03:36,950 MAZIE: What's what? 85 00:03:36,950 --> 00:03:38,818 There's a box and a bag over there. 86 00:03:40,587 --> 00:03:42,856 - What? - (GRUNTS) Ah! 87 00:03:44,324 --> 00:03:45,291 What is it? 88 00:03:46,860 --> 00:03:49,496 Jacob called me and asked me to pick up 89 00:03:49,496 --> 00:03:50,830 some of your stuff. 90 00:03:51,965 --> 00:03:53,133 (LAURA SIGHS) 91 00:03:54,340 --> 00:03:55,769 - (SOBS) - MAZIE: Oh, okay. 92 00:03:55,769 --> 00:03:57,103 I know... I know it sucks. 93 00:03:57,103 --> 00:03:58,338 Okay, I know it sucks. 94 00:03:58,338 --> 00:04:00,173 But, you're home now, 95 00:04:00,173 --> 00:04:01,841 and the surgery went well 96 00:04:02,976 --> 00:04:04,711 and you got $5,000. 97 00:04:05,879 --> 00:04:08,810 Let's take a beat here, okay? 98 00:04:08,810 --> 00:04:11,484 I'm your ride or die, *****, all right? 99 00:04:11,484 --> 00:04:15,588 Every second, every minute of every day. 100 00:04:15,588 --> 00:04:17,791 I'm ****ing here with you, okay? 101 00:04:17,791 --> 00:04:19,325 - Okay, thank you. - It's gonna be okay. 102 00:04:19,325 --> 00:04:20,593 Thank you. 103 00:04:21,494 --> 00:04:22,729 Wait, ****, what time is it? 104 00:04:23,963 --> 00:04:25,980 3:34? 105 00:04:25,980 --> 00:04:27,200 ****! I have to go, shit! 106 00:04:27,200 --> 00:04:28,635 I gotta go downtown, ugh! 107 00:04:28,635 --> 00:04:30,770 I'm doing this really stupid reading, 108 00:04:30,770 --> 00:04:31,838 but the producer wants to **** me, 109 00:04:31,838 --> 00:04:33,473 - so the pay is good. - Wait, now? 110 00:04:33,473 --> 00:04:36,309 Yeah, ting! Laura. 111 00:04:36,309 --> 00:04:39,212 You are a hero and a champion. I'll call you tomorrow. 112 00:04:39,212 --> 00:04:40,980 Okay? Eat some pie. 113 00:04:40,980 --> 00:04:42,349 Sleep and don't cry. 114 00:04:42,349 --> 00:04:43,550 Don't cry. 115 00:04:43,550 --> 00:04:45,180 (FOOTSTEPS RECEDING) 116 00:04:45,180 --> 00:04:47,887 - MAZIE: Bye. - (SOMBER MUSIC PLAYING) 117 00:04:48,588 --> 00:04:49,556 (DOOR CLOSES) 118 00:04:56,496 --> 00:04:57,364 (LAURA SOBS) 119 00:04:57,364 --> 00:05:00,667 ** 120 00:05:00,667 --> 00:05:02,435 (CONTINUES SOBBING) 121 00:05:02,435 --> 00:05:03,536 ** 122 00:05:04,504 --> 00:05:06,473 (LAURA GRUNTING) 123 00:05:06,473 --> 00:05:08,241 Why doesn't he love me anymore? 124 00:05:08,241 --> 00:05:09,976 (SHRIEKS, CRIES) 125 00:05:11,110 --> 00:05:13,413 ** 126 00:05:15,215 --> 00:05:17,650 DELIVERY MAN: Uh, package for Laura Franco? 127 00:05:17,650 --> 00:05:20,320 (SOBBING) I'm disgusting. 128 00:05:20,320 --> 00:05:21,855 That's me. 129 00:05:21,855 --> 00:05:24,657 LAURA: It's just tissues. 130 00:05:24,657 --> 00:05:26,559 - Okay. Nice. - I ran out. 131 00:05:26,559 --> 00:05:28,828 Oh, well, I'm glad you ordered more. 132 00:05:28,828 --> 00:05:30,930 (LAURA CRYING HYSTERICALLY) 133 00:05:33,566 --> 00:05:34,701 - Hey. - LAURA: Good to see you, 134 00:05:34,701 --> 00:05:36,670 - Amazon man. - Still crying? 135 00:05:36,670 --> 00:05:38,204 (LAURA BLOWING NOSE) 136 00:05:38,204 --> 00:05:39,506 He just loves her. 137 00:05:40,240 --> 00:05:41,875 He really loves her. 138 00:05:41,875 --> 00:05:45,111 (SOBS) I don't like that one. 139 00:05:45,111 --> 00:05:47,580 DELIVERY MAN: Laura, good to see you. 140 00:05:47,580 --> 00:05:49,820 LAURA: Thank you. 141 00:05:49,820 --> 00:05:51,551 Do you mind if I... 142 00:05:51,551 --> 00:05:54,540 I just... I really need a hug right now. 143 00:05:54,540 --> 00:05:55,522 DELIVERY MAN: I don't know if I'm... Oh! 144 00:05:55,522 --> 00:05:56,956 LAURA: (SOBS) I really needed this. 145 00:05:59,459 --> 00:06:02,429 (SOMBER MUSIC FADES OUT) 146 00:06:02,429 --> 00:06:03,963 - (PLAYING PIANO) - LAURA: (SINGING) * Hi ♪ 147 00:06:05,131 --> 00:06:08,635 ♪ Hello, lovely to meet ♪ 148 00:06:09,636 --> 00:06:11,538 JACOB: Hey, Laura. 149 00:06:11,538 --> 00:06:12,972 Could you come sing this for me? 150 00:06:12,972 --> 00:06:15,942 ♪ Please have a seat ♪ 151 00:06:15,942 --> 00:06:16,943 Yep. 152 00:06:19,879 --> 00:06:22,949 ♪ Coffee or tea ♪ 153 00:06:22,949 --> 00:06:24,484 What do you think of, um... 154 00:06:25,552 --> 00:06:30,990 ♪ Enchanté, my stranger ♪ 155 00:06:30,990 --> 00:06:32,892 ♪ Stay for a while ♪ 156 00:06:32,892 --> 00:06:35,295 - Enchanté. - LAURA: Mmm-hmm. 157 00:06:35,295 --> 00:06:36,796 - I really love the new lyrics. - (JACOB CLEARS THROAT) 158 00:06:36,796 --> 00:06:38,231 (PLAYING PIANO CHORD) 159 00:06:38,231 --> 00:06:39,432 JACOB: I actually wanna talk to you about something. 160 00:06:39,599 --> 00:06:41,401 I want you to be the lead of House of Good Women. 161 00:06:42,435 --> 00:06:44,404 LAURA: It's Broadway, Jacob. 162 00:06:44,404 --> 00:06:46,600 It's my dream. 163 00:06:46,600 --> 00:06:47,240 (JACOB CHUCKLES) 164 00:06:47,240 --> 00:06:48,742 LAURA: It's everything I've ever wanted. 165 00:06:49,676 --> 00:06:51,244 JACOB: I know. 166 00:06:51,244 --> 00:06:52,812 That's why I'm offering it to you. 167 00:06:56,160 --> 00:06:57,984 - (LAURA CLICKS TONGUE) - (DISSONANT CHORD PLAYING) 168 00:07:01,855 --> 00:07:03,823 (ELECTRICITY CRACKLING) 169 00:07:05,959 --> 00:07:08,280 (MYSTERIOUS MUSIC PLAYING) 170 00:07:10,864 --> 00:07:12,320 (LAURA SNIFFLES) 171 00:07:18,738 --> 00:07:20,400 (FLOOR THUDS) 172 00:07:22,208 --> 00:07:23,943 (FLOOR THUDS) 173 00:07:23,943 --> 00:07:25,912 (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING) 174 00:07:30,583 --> 00:07:32,385 (FLOOR CREAKS) 175 00:07:39,759 --> 00:07:40,960 (FLOOR THUDS) 176 00:07:41,428 --> 00:07:42,395 Hello? 177 00:07:43,596 --> 00:07:44,698 (MUSIC FADES) 178 00:07:44,698 --> 00:07:47,133 (TRAFFIC WHOOSHING) 179 00:07:47,133 --> 00:07:48,468 - (DOOR OPENS) - MAZIE: Laura? 180 00:07:48,468 --> 00:07:49,202 (LAURA GASPS) 181 00:07:49,836 --> 00:07:51,710 MAZIE: Hello? 182 00:07:51,838 --> 00:07:54,700 (KEYS JANGLING) 183 00:07:54,700 --> 00:07:55,410 MAZIE: What did you do last night? 184 00:07:55,410 --> 00:07:58,780 - Uh, I read... - MAZIE: Hmm. 185 00:07:58,745 --> 00:08:01,247 ...made soup. 186 00:08:01,247 --> 00:08:02,982 Worked on the music for House of Good Women... 187 00:08:02,982 --> 00:08:03,917 - (MAZIE GASPS) - ...for a little bit. 188 00:08:03,917 --> 00:08:05,719 - Oh, my God. - My voice is... 189 00:08:05,719 --> 00:08:07,554 I forgot to tell you. 190 00:08:07,554 --> 00:08:10,690 Little Yale drama *****, Taylor Gregory, would not 191 00:08:10,690 --> 00:08:14,270 stop talking about going in for Jacob last week. 192 00:08:14,270 --> 00:08:15,161 I almost taped her mouth shut. 193 00:08:15,161 --> 00:08:16,329 - Wait. What do you mean? - It's like... 194 00:08:16,329 --> 00:08:18,980 The show isn't even that good. 195 00:08:18,980 --> 00:08:19,599 Finishing School for Girls, written by a dude... 196 00:08:19,599 --> 00:08:21,267 - Mazie, Mazie, Mazie, Mazie. - ...I'm literally asleep. 197 00:08:21,267 --> 00:08:22,335 - Stop, stop. - Yeah, what? What? 198 00:08:23,603 --> 00:08:25,105 What do you mean going in for Jacob? 199 00:08:25,105 --> 00:08:26,773 Are the auditions out? 200 00:08:26,773 --> 00:08:28,875 Yeah. Didn't you get one? 201 00:08:28,875 --> 00:08:31,144 - No. - Why are you practicing then? 202 00:08:34,748 --> 00:08:38,510 Because I like to keep my vocal cords warm. 203 00:08:38,510 --> 00:08:40,954 - Aw, shit, Laura. - Wait. Did you get one? 204 00:08:40,954 --> 00:08:42,789 Yeah, but Ellyn Michaelson is casting it, 205 00:08:42,789 --> 00:08:44,190 and I don't **** with her. 206 00:08:44,190 --> 00:08:45,191 Oh, my God, I can't. 207 00:08:46,426 --> 00:08:49,396 I mean, I... I thought that 208 00:08:49,396 --> 00:08:52,599 at the very least he'd still... 209 00:08:52,599 --> 00:08:55,135 Do... Do you think Jacob still wants me in the show? 210 00:08:57,300 --> 00:08:58,772 I mean... 211 00:08:58,772 --> 00:09:00,240 You did just have surgery a few weeks ago. 212 00:09:00,240 --> 00:09:01,975 Maybe... 213 00:09:01,975 --> 00:09:03,810 Maybe he thinks you can't perform right now. 214 00:09:04,344 --> 00:09:05,812 And... 215 00:09:05,812 --> 00:09:07,547 Maybe you can't. I mean... (SIGHS) 216 00:09:08,948 --> 00:09:10,817 You still kind of have cancer, right? 217 00:09:10,817 --> 00:09:12,852 (CAR HONKING HORN) 218 00:09:13,820 --> 00:09:15,388 I guess, I... 219 00:09:15,388 --> 00:09:16,756 We're here. 220 00:09:16,756 --> 00:09:18,692 I love you. Give me a big, fat hug. 221 00:09:19,492 --> 00:09:20,427 Oh, you're not... 222 00:09:20,427 --> 00:09:21,628 - You're not coming with me? - Mmm-mmm. 223 00:09:21,628 --> 00:09:23,430 I can't. I gotta go to karate. 224 00:09:23,430 --> 00:09:24,764 I love you so much. 225 00:09:24,764 --> 00:09:26,166 - I love you. - Call me after. 226 00:09:30,537 --> 00:09:32,305 (LAURA SOBS) 227 00:09:32,305 --> 00:09:33,273 (SNIFFLES) 228 00:09:33,273 --> 00:09:34,741 Aren't you used to this by now? 229 00:09:36,443 --> 00:09:38,144 (GENTLE PIANO MUSIC PLAYING) 230 00:09:39,946 --> 00:09:42,849 - (RAIN PATTERING) - (THUNDER RUMBLES) 231 00:09:44,384 --> 00:09:46,860 (SOMBER MUSIC PLAYING) 232 00:09:55,462 --> 00:09:57,197 (LAURA EXHALES) 233 00:09:58,631 --> 00:09:59,399 (PHONE NOTIFICATION DINGS) 234 00:10:09,809 --> 00:10:10,877 (THUNDER RUMBLING) 235 00:10:19,519 --> 00:10:21,755 (LAURA SOBS) 236 00:10:32,232 --> 00:10:33,199 (SOBS) 237 00:10:38,605 --> 00:10:39,906 (LINE RINGING) 238 00:10:41,941 --> 00:10:44,144 No, no. No! (EXCLAIMS) 239 00:10:44,144 --> 00:10:46,460 - (PHONE CLATTERS) - (WINCES) 240 00:10:48,248 --> 00:10:49,490 (GRUNTS) 241 00:10:49,616 --> 00:10:51,384 (SIGHS) 242 00:10:51,384 --> 00:10:53,386 (ALARM BLARING) 243 00:10:53,386 --> 00:10:54,154 (FLOOR THUDS) 244 00:10:55,922 --> 00:10:58,525 (THUDDING CONTINUES) 245 00:10:58,525 --> 00:10:59,693 (ALARM STOPS) 246 00:10:59,693 --> 00:11:02,395 - (MYSTERIOUS MUSIC PLAYING) - (FLOORBOARD CREAKING) 247 00:11:02,395 --> 00:11:04,130 (LOW GRUMBLING) 248 00:11:11,471 --> 00:11:13,406 - (INDISTINCT CLATTERING) - (LAURA BREATHING SHAKILY) 249 00:11:16,710 --> 00:11:17,911 Hello? 250 00:11:19,879 --> 00:11:21,948 (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING) 251 00:11:42,200 --> 00:11:43,970 - (MUSIC INTENSIFIES) - (LOW GRUMBLING) 252 00:11:58,818 --> 00:12:00,987 (MUSIC CRESCENDOES, FADES) 253 00:12:03,590 --> 00:12:05,892 (THUNDER RUMBLING) 254 00:12:05,892 --> 00:12:07,627 (LAURA BREATHING HEAVILY) 255 00:12:11,131 --> 00:12:12,650 (FLOORBOARD CREAKS) 256 00:12:14,100 --> 00:12:16,360 (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING) 257 00:12:25,612 --> 00:12:26,846 - (MOUSE SQUEAKS) - (LAURA SHRIEKS, PANTS) 258 00:12:26,846 --> 00:12:29,716 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 259 00:12:30,950 --> 00:12:32,180 (SIGHS) 260 00:12:32,719 --> 00:12:34,354 Oh, thank God. 261 00:12:34,354 --> 00:12:36,356 - (EXHALES) - (ELECTRICITY CRACKLING) 262 00:12:37,891 --> 00:12:40,260 (LOW GRUMBLING) 263 00:12:41,461 --> 00:12:43,396 (INTIMIDATING MUSIC PLAYING) 264 00:12:53,673 --> 00:12:56,420 (MONSTER GROWLS) 265 00:12:59,546 --> 00:13:00,246 What's up? 266 00:13:01,581 --> 00:13:03,160 (LAURA SCREAMS) 267 00:13:03,160 --> 00:13:05,719 (PANTING) 268 00:13:07,654 --> 00:13:09,155 (THUNDER RUMBLING) 269 00:13:09,155 --> 00:13:11,124 (GROOVY MUSIC PLAYING ON RECORD) 270 00:13:14,728 --> 00:13:17,130 (THUNDER RUMBLES) 271 00:13:21,201 --> 00:13:23,837 MONSTER: Hey, stranger. 272 00:13:23,837 --> 00:13:26,406 (CLICKS TONGUE) Wasn't sure what kind of tea you drank. 273 00:13:26,406 --> 00:13:28,740 Hope green's all right. 274 00:13:30,610 --> 00:13:32,812 (LAURA SCREAMS) 275 00:13:32,812 --> 00:13:34,781 (GASPS, SCREAMS) 276 00:13:36,820 --> 00:13:38,840 (SCREAMING CONTINUES) 277 00:13:41,755 --> 00:13:43,423 - You done? - LAURA: (SOFTLY) Ah! 278 00:13:43,423 --> 00:13:45,258 Great. Honestly... (CHUCKLES) 279 00:13:45,258 --> 00:13:46,993 It's too bad you conked out. 280 00:13:46,993 --> 00:13:50,630 I have this pretty neat monster routine I do now. 281 00:13:50,630 --> 00:13:51,264 I think you'd find it to be, 282 00:13:51,264 --> 00:13:53,733 um, (CLICKS TONGUE) very, 283 00:13:53,733 --> 00:13:55,168 well, scary. 284 00:13:55,168 --> 00:13:56,903 (CHUCKLES) You don't remember me? 285 00:13:57,437 --> 00:13:58,138 At all? 286 00:13:59,439 --> 00:14:02,175 1994? Tropical Storm Beryl? 287 00:14:02,709 --> 00:14:04,744 Your mom was out late. Shocker. 288 00:14:04,744 --> 00:14:06,613 You freaked out and saw me under the bed. 289 00:14:06,613 --> 00:14:09,516 - No? - What? What is happening? 290 00:14:09,516 --> 00:14:10,583 Okay? A little offensive. 291 00:14:10,583 --> 00:14:12,180 What about '01? 292 00:14:12,180 --> 00:14:13,420 You got in trouble? Opened the closet. 293 00:14:13,420 --> 00:14:14,688 We bumped into each other. 294 00:14:14,688 --> 00:14:16,122 Right? My beard was a little patchier 295 00:14:16,122 --> 00:14:17,424 in my tween years. 296 00:14:19,292 --> 00:14:20,293 Nothing? 297 00:14:22,620 --> 00:14:23,263 Okay. Oh! 298 00:14:23,263 --> 00:14:25,980 That, uh, that musical theater kid. 299 00:14:25,980 --> 00:14:26,990 What was his name again? 300 00:14:29,602 --> 00:14:30,870 - Benji?-Benji! 301 00:14:30,870 --> 00:14:32,772 Should've eaten that little mother****er. 302 00:14:34,474 --> 00:14:35,742 You're a real temptress, 303 00:14:35,742 --> 00:14:36,810 - you know that? - (YOUNG LAURA THUDS ON FLOOR) 304 00:14:36,810 --> 00:14:38,511 - (MONSTER GROWLS) - (BENJI SCREAMING) 305 00:14:41,114 --> 00:14:42,549 (YOUNG LAURA GASPS) 306 00:14:42,549 --> 00:14:43,650 MONSTER: But I was young. 307 00:14:43,650 --> 00:14:44,918 Can't be too hard on myself. 308 00:14:44,918 --> 00:14:47,120 LAURA: This can't be real. This isn't real. 309 00:14:48,488 --> 00:14:50,156 Are you gonna hurt me? 310 00:14:50,156 --> 00:14:52,292 (CLICKS TONGUE) I don't know. Do you want me to hurt you? 311 00:14:52,292 --> 00:14:53,293 (SOFTLY) No. 312 00:14:56,696 --> 00:14:59,399 Then, what do you want? 313 00:14:59,399 --> 00:15:01,167 So. (CHUCKLES) 314 00:15:01,167 --> 00:15:02,502 I'm not really a roommates guy. 315 00:15:03,536 --> 00:15:04,971 Uh, after you moved out, 316 00:15:04,971 --> 00:15:06,673 and your mom started travelling, 317 00:15:06,673 --> 00:15:08,341 doing all that spa shit. 318 00:15:08,341 --> 00:15:12,679 I kinda, actually, realized I prefer living alone. 319 00:15:12,679 --> 00:15:15,448 But then, tonight, you saw me, I saw you, 320 00:15:15,448 --> 00:15:16,783 and then you were on the floor, 321 00:15:16,783 --> 00:15:18,985 and I can't just leave you lying there like that. 322 00:15:18,985 --> 00:15:20,520 I mean, I'm a monster, but I'm not... 323 00:15:21,388 --> 00:15:23,256 a monster, you know. 324 00:15:23,256 --> 00:15:25,125 Anyway, I thought about our situation, 325 00:15:25,125 --> 00:15:26,693 and here's what I think we should do. 326 00:15:26,693 --> 00:15:28,762 Do you mind? 327 00:15:28,762 --> 00:15:30,797 I think we both take the night. 328 00:15:30,797 --> 00:15:32,766 (CLICKS TONGUE) Rest, regroup. 329 00:15:32,766 --> 00:15:35,168 Then tomorrow, you get up, you have your coffee, 330 00:15:35,168 --> 00:15:37,270 you, uh, you pack your shit up, 331 00:15:37,270 --> 00:15:38,738 - and get out! - (LAURA SCREAMS) 332 00:15:39,506 --> 00:15:40,840 (THUNDER RUMBLING) 333 00:15:42,242 --> 00:15:45,679 But I... I can't leave, this is my house. 334 00:15:45,679 --> 00:15:47,681 Well, it's my house now. 335 00:15:47,681 --> 00:15:49,683 But I have nowhere else to go. 336 00:15:49,683 --> 00:15:51,351 I wasn't asking. 337 00:15:52,318 --> 00:15:54,721 (MONSTER INHALES DEEPLY, EXHALES) 338 00:16:00,593 --> 00:16:03,396 (CRYING HYSTERICALLY) 339 00:16:03,396 --> 00:16:06,232 - All right. - I'm sorry, I'm sorry. 340 00:16:06,232 --> 00:16:09,336 It's just that I'm talking to a monster. 341 00:16:09,336 --> 00:16:11,404 And... And... And you're scary. 342 00:16:11,404 --> 00:16:13,707 You're really freaking me out right now. 343 00:16:13,707 --> 00:16:15,842 - No, stop! Please stop. - And I'm sad. 344 00:16:15,842 --> 00:16:18,878 - I'm really, really sad. - (MONSTER SCOFFS) 345 00:16:18,878 --> 00:16:20,580 I just need you out of the ****ing house. 346 00:16:20,580 --> 00:16:22,349 - LAURA: I'm so sad! (CRIES) - I need you out of the house. 347 00:16:22,349 --> 00:16:23,583 It's a... Fine! 348 00:16:23,583 --> 00:16:24,951 - Fine! - (LAURA STOPS CRYING) 349 00:16:26,920 --> 00:16:27,987 (MONSTER SIGHS) 350 00:16:28,555 --> 00:16:31,658 Okay, two weeks. 351 00:16:32,425 --> 00:16:33,393 You got two weeks. 352 00:16:34,694 --> 00:16:36,290 - Two weeks? - Yeah. 353 00:16:36,290 --> 00:16:37,664 After that, you're outta here. You pack your bags, 354 00:16:37,664 --> 00:16:38,898 you hit the ****ing pavement. 355 00:16:38,898 --> 00:16:40,934 And you know what else? While you're here, 356 00:16:40,934 --> 00:16:43,300 you follow my rules. Okay? 357 00:16:43,300 --> 00:16:45,405 Number one, don't get in my way. 358 00:16:45,405 --> 00:16:48,375 Number two, don't tell me what to do. 359 00:16:48,375 --> 00:16:51,845 And number three, if you tell anyone about me, 360 00:16:51,845 --> 00:16:54,514 I'll rip your ****ing throat out. 361 00:16:56,249 --> 00:16:57,183 (SIGHS) 362 00:16:58,818 --> 00:17:00,820 (BIRDS CHIRPING) 363 00:17:18,271 --> 00:17:20,874 - (MONSTER GROWLS) - (LAURA SCREAMS) 364 00:17:20,874 --> 00:17:22,475 (YELPS) 365 00:17:22,475 --> 00:17:23,943 Yeah, you better run. 366 00:17:23,943 --> 00:17:25,879 (LAURA GRUNTING) 367 00:17:25,879 --> 00:17:28,348 - Still got it. Still got it! - (MID-TEMPO SONG PLAYING) 368 00:17:28,348 --> 00:17:31,351 ** 369 00:17:31,351 --> 00:17:33,253 ♪ I won't be far behind ♪ 370 00:17:33,253 --> 00:17:34,721 (LAURA GASPS) 371 00:17:34,721 --> 00:17:36,189 - (VACUUM CLEANER WHIRRING) - Hey. 372 00:17:36,189 --> 00:17:38,491 ** 373 00:17:39,359 --> 00:17:40,326 Hey! 374 00:17:41,561 --> 00:17:43,396 ** 375 00:17:43,396 --> 00:17:46,399 ♪ Hide and you're probably found ♪ 376 00:17:46,399 --> 00:17:49,969 ** 377 00:17:49,969 --> 00:17:51,905 ♪ It makes no difference What you say ♪ 378 00:17:51,905 --> 00:17:53,807 ♪ You can never get away ♪ 379 00:17:53,807 --> 00:17:56,142 ♪ From me ♪ 380 00:17:56,142 --> 00:17:57,243 (VACUUM CLEANER WHIRRING) 381 00:17:57,243 --> 00:17:58,845 (WHIRRING STOPS) 382 00:18:01,614 --> 00:18:03,216 (SWITCH CLICKING) 383 00:18:04,840 --> 00:18:06,152 ** 384 00:18:06,152 --> 00:18:07,320 MONSTER: That's enough. 385 00:18:07,320 --> 00:18:09,689 For the love of God. 386 00:18:09,689 --> 00:18:11,324 Play a different song. 387 00:18:11,324 --> 00:18:12,525 Play a different song! 388 00:18:14,461 --> 00:18:15,628 I'm so annoyed! 389 00:18:15,628 --> 00:18:17,530 I'm so annoyed right now. (GRUNTING) 390 00:18:18,998 --> 00:18:20,567 I had to do that. 391 00:18:21,901 --> 00:18:22,869 Monster? 392 00:18:25,372 --> 00:18:27,207 ** 393 00:18:27,207 --> 00:18:28,608 ♪ You can never get away ♪ 394 00:18:29,242 --> 00:18:30,310 What'd I say? 395 00:18:30,310 --> 00:18:31,611 (MONSTER GRUNTS) 396 00:18:31,611 --> 00:18:32,712 (THERMOSTAT CRACKS) 397 00:18:32,712 --> 00:18:34,314 MAN 1: (OVER TV) Yeah, I know. 398 00:18:34,314 --> 00:18:36,516 I've been through this before. 399 00:18:36,516 --> 00:18:38,718 She's everything you've ever dreamed of. 400 00:18:38,718 --> 00:18:40,286 (CONVERSATION CONTINUES INDISTINCTLY ON TV) 401 00:18:40,286 --> 00:18:41,755 (MONSTER SNIFFING) 402 00:18:45,358 --> 00:18:47,694 (PLEASANT MUSIC PLAYING ON TV) 403 00:18:47,694 --> 00:18:49,620 - Hello. - MONSTER: Hello. 404 00:18:49,963 --> 00:18:50,930 MAN 2: All right. 405 00:18:55,535 --> 00:18:56,636 (MONSTER INHALES SHARPLY) 406 00:18:59,706 --> 00:19:01,341 Can I help you? 407 00:19:01,341 --> 00:19:03,843 MONSTER: No, I'm just looking for something to read. 408 00:19:03,843 --> 00:19:05,245 Is that a problem with you? 409 00:19:05,545 --> 00:19:08,481 No, it's not a problem with me at all. It's just... 410 00:19:10,116 --> 00:19:11,284 MONSTER: Mmm. (CHUCKLES) 411 00:19:11,284 --> 00:19:12,852 WOMAN: You didn't write very often. 412 00:19:12,852 --> 00:19:13,987 Little books. 413 00:19:13,987 --> 00:19:16,289 weren't very interesting so I tore them up. 414 00:19:17,791 --> 00:19:19,626 It's cute. 415 00:19:19,626 --> 00:19:21,940 WOMAN: A lady doesn't correspond... 416 00:19:21,940 --> 00:19:21,895 Sesame chicken? 417 00:19:23,229 --> 00:19:24,898 - Yeah. - Shun Lee? 418 00:19:26,990 --> 00:19:28,435 - Yeah. - Cool. It's a good spot. 419 00:19:30,303 --> 00:19:32,572 Oh, look, little dog. (CHUCKLES) 420 00:19:32,572 --> 00:19:34,207 Lots of little things. 421 00:19:34,207 --> 00:19:35,408 - Are you hungry? - MONSTER: No. 422 00:19:35,408 --> 00:19:36,643 MAN 2: Well, you're right. 423 00:19:37,310 --> 00:19:38,545 I already ate. 424 00:19:38,545 --> 00:19:40,213 So you don't want any sesame chicken? 425 00:19:40,213 --> 00:19:42,382 If I wanted sesame chicken, I'd eat some sesame chicken. 426 00:19:42,382 --> 00:19:43,683 That's odd, 'cause you keep looking 427 00:19:43,683 --> 00:19:44,884 at the sesame chicken. 428 00:19:44,884 --> 00:19:46,920 I don't keep looking at the sesame chicken. 429 00:19:46,920 --> 00:19:48,455 You keep looking at the sesame chicken. 430 00:19:51,925 --> 00:19:53,560 - Let me just make you a plate. - I don't want a plate. 431 00:19:53,560 --> 00:19:55,261 - I ordered too much, anyway. - Sure, give me the extra food. 432 00:19:55,261 --> 00:19:56,629 - Let me just make you a plate. - Dying to feed me... 433 00:19:56,629 --> 00:19:58,310 - Take some chicken, and... - ...your sesame chicken. 434 00:19:58,310 --> 00:19:58,665 - let's stop talking about it. - Just give it to me. 435 00:19:58,665 --> 00:20:01,134 Just hand it to me! Mmm. 436 00:20:01,134 --> 00:20:02,302 Mmm. 437 00:20:02,302 --> 00:20:04,204 MAN 2: From the very first moment I saw you... 438 00:20:04,204 --> 00:20:06,239 (MONSTER BREATHING HEAVILY) 439 00:20:06,239 --> 00:20:07,707 (GROWLS) 440 00:20:08,675 --> 00:20:09,642 Ha! 441 00:20:11,644 --> 00:20:12,946 Can you order some more? 442 00:20:14,140 --> 00:20:15,949 (MAN 3 SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY ON TV) 443 00:20:15,949 --> 00:20:16,950 MONSTER: Mmm. 444 00:20:18,752 --> 00:20:21,988 The ratio of pork to dough 445 00:20:21,988 --> 00:20:23,423 is a little off. 446 00:20:23,423 --> 00:20:25,825 But I like the taste, generally. 447 00:20:25,825 --> 00:20:27,660 - You're dripping on yourself. - MONSTER: Oh. 448 00:20:28,528 --> 00:20:30,797 Look at that. Oops! 449 00:20:31,965 --> 00:20:33,633 Oh, what? Wait. 450 00:20:33,633 --> 00:20:35,602 - (MAN ON TV GRUNTING) - (MONSTER CHUCKLES) 451 00:20:35,602 --> 00:20:37,971 This supposed to be a documentary? 452 00:20:37,971 --> 00:20:39,806 Well, clearly not. He's doing it all wrong. 453 00:20:39,806 --> 00:20:41,608 Strike down, not across. 454 00:20:41,608 --> 00:20:44,177 You're flailing, man. 455 00:20:44,177 --> 00:20:46,513 - (CHANNEL CHANGES) - Hey, I was watching that. 456 00:20:46,513 --> 00:20:50,160 Oh, my God! Best movie ever made. 457 00:20:50,160 --> 00:20:53,486 The music it... (SIGHS) always makes me wanna cry. 458 00:20:55,121 --> 00:20:56,423 - No. - Give it to me. 459 00:20:56,423 --> 00:20:57,490 - Give me that. - No! 460 00:20:57,490 --> 00:20:58,992 (GRUNTS) Give me the remote. 461 00:21:01,161 --> 00:21:03,129 - (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING) - (MAN GROANING) 462 00:21:03,129 --> 00:21:04,798 (MONSTER LAUGHS) 463 00:21:04,798 --> 00:21:07,330 LAURA: Fine, I'm going to bed. 464 00:21:07,330 --> 00:21:08,301 MONSTER: Oh, come on. 465 00:21:08,301 --> 00:21:09,669 Just gonna give up that easily. 466 00:21:09,669 --> 00:21:11,338 - LAURA: Mmm-hmm. - Fine! 467 00:21:11,338 --> 00:21:12,739 (REMOTE CLICKS) 468 00:21:13,406 --> 00:21:14,507 (MONSTER SIGHS) 469 00:21:21,748 --> 00:21:23,160 They didn't have to go to all this trouble. 470 00:21:23,160 --> 00:21:24,484 A small wedding would have been all right. 471 00:21:24,484 --> 00:21:25,552 (LAURA SOBS) 472 00:21:27,887 --> 00:21:30,957 (SIGHS) They really don't make movies like this anymore. 473 00:21:30,957 --> 00:21:33,827 (SIGHS) Every time. (SNIFFLES) 474 00:21:33,827 --> 00:21:35,528 Every time, it makes me cry. 475 00:21:36,396 --> 00:21:37,464 (MONSTER SNIFFLES) 476 00:21:37,464 --> 00:21:38,732 (SOBS) 477 00:21:42,535 --> 00:21:43,470 (SNIFFLES) 478 00:21:45,705 --> 00:21:48,541 Yeah, I liked it. 479 00:21:50,577 --> 00:21:53,680 - Are you crying? - No. I'm not crying. 480 00:21:53,680 --> 00:21:55,148 - You're crying. - I know I'm crying. 481 00:21:55,148 --> 00:21:56,649 I mean, I'm obviously not crying. (VOICE BREAKS) 482 00:21:57,684 --> 00:21:58,885 Are you ****ing blind? 483 00:21:58,885 --> 00:22:01,988 My eyes are dry and you're crying. 484 00:22:01,988 --> 00:22:05,580 (SOBS) The movie was just fine, okay? 485 00:22:05,580 --> 00:22:08,194 (CHUCKLES) You love musicals. 486 00:22:08,194 --> 00:22:09,896 - No, I don't. Stop. - (CHUCKLES) Yes, you do. 487 00:22:09,896 --> 00:22:12,699 - This is some bullshit! - (LAUGHING) 488 00:22:12,699 --> 00:22:14,734 (SOBS) I don't wanna feel this way. 489 00:22:14,734 --> 00:22:17,237 (PLEASANT MUSIC PLAYING) 490 00:22:17,237 --> 00:22:18,571 (LAURA HUMMING) 491 00:22:20,240 --> 00:22:22,750 (PAPERS RUSTLING) 492 00:22:30,817 --> 00:22:31,885 - (PLEASANT MUSIC STOPS) - (GASPS) Shit. 493 00:22:31,885 --> 00:22:32,952 - Hello. - (LAURA SIGHS) 494 00:22:32,952 --> 00:22:34,688 Don't sneak up on me like that. 495 00:22:34,688 --> 00:22:35,755 Come on, you're fine. 496 00:22:37,457 --> 00:22:38,158 You going somewhere? 497 00:22:39,259 --> 00:22:40,894 No. 498 00:22:40,894 --> 00:22:42,929 - MONSTER: Hmm. - (OBJECT CLATTERING) 499 00:22:43,830 --> 00:22:44,931 What are you reading? 500 00:22:47,233 --> 00:22:48,868 A script. 501 00:22:48,868 --> 00:22:51,738 Cool, who... who wrote it? 502 00:22:51,738 --> 00:22:54,541 This guy... friend... I know. 503 00:22:55,942 --> 00:22:59,479 Oh, a guy named Jacob Sullivan. 504 00:22:59,479 --> 00:23:00,880 (CLICKS TONGUE) Very interesting. 505 00:23:02,515 --> 00:23:05,151 Actually, yes, it is interesting 506 00:23:05,151 --> 00:23:09,890 because I am contemplating, 507 00:23:09,890 --> 00:23:13,493 maybe, showing up to the auditions today. 508 00:23:13,493 --> 00:23:15,628 - MONSTER: Oh! - Maybe. 509 00:23:15,628 --> 00:23:17,664 Is this the show you were telling me about? 510 00:23:17,664 --> 00:23:19,132 The one you developed with him? 511 00:23:19,132 --> 00:23:20,500 Yes. No! 512 00:23:20,500 --> 00:23:22,268 I did not develop it with him. 513 00:23:22,268 --> 00:23:25,338 I was just very helpful in the development process. 514 00:23:25,338 --> 00:23:28,740 Yeah, those two sentences mean the exact same thing. 515 00:23:28,740 --> 00:23:30,910 It'd probably be weird for me to just show up, right? 516 00:23:30,910 --> 00:23:33,146 I mean, what would I say to him? 517 00:23:33,146 --> 00:23:35,915 Like, "Oh, give me the role because you feel bad for me?" 518 00:23:37,500 --> 00:23:38,184 You could. 519 00:23:38,184 --> 00:23:40,860 Or I could threaten to eat him if that would help. 520 00:23:40,860 --> 00:23:41,521 I mean, I could eat him. It would literally take me, 521 00:23:41,521 --> 00:23:42,622 - like, two seconds. - (LAURA MUMBLES) 522 00:23:42,622 --> 00:23:43,857 He broke up with me. 523 00:23:43,857 --> 00:23:44,958 I mean, why would he... why would he want me 524 00:23:44,958 --> 00:23:46,760 in the show if he broke up with me. 525 00:23:46,760 --> 00:23:48,762 Uh, because you're good. 526 00:23:48,762 --> 00:23:50,830 Because it's your ****ing part. 527 00:23:50,830 --> 00:23:53,133 (SIGHS) I don't even have an appointment. 528 00:23:53,133 --> 00:23:54,968 - They're not gonna let me in. - Okay. 529 00:23:54,968 --> 00:23:56,102 And I can't do a musical right now. 530 00:23:56,102 --> 00:23:57,604 Look at me. 531 00:23:57,604 --> 00:23:58,605 I just had surgery. 532 00:23:58,605 --> 00:24:01,474 - So?-So? 533 00:24:01,474 --> 00:24:03,343 - Look at me! - I'm looking at you. 534 00:24:03,343 --> 00:24:04,944 - Look! - Uh, from this angle 535 00:24:04,944 --> 00:24:06,946 I can see your back and your face simultaneously. 536 00:24:06,946 --> 00:24:08,682 That's how much I'm looking at you. 537 00:24:08,682 --> 00:24:09,816 - I'm a mess! - No, you're not. 538 00:24:09,816 --> 00:24:11,851 - I'm a disaster. - Ugh! 539 00:24:13,653 --> 00:24:15,555 (SIGHS) Okay. Don't go. 540 00:24:15,555 --> 00:24:16,823 (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) 541 00:24:16,823 --> 00:24:19,359 Hi, I am here for the audition. 542 00:24:19,359 --> 00:24:20,627 Yes, so is everyone. 543 00:24:21,261 --> 00:24:22,262 Right. (SIGHS) 544 00:24:22,896 --> 00:24:25,310 Bye, diva. What part are you reading for? 545 00:24:25,310 --> 00:24:27,133 - Uh, Laurie Francis. - SCOTTY: Okay. 546 00:24:27,133 --> 00:24:29,836 Uh, I actually don't have an appointment. 547 00:24:29,836 --> 00:24:31,971 (LIVELY PIANO MUSIC PLAYING) 548 00:24:31,971 --> 00:24:33,907 (GRUNTS) Um, you cannot audition 549 00:24:33,907 --> 00:24:34,874 - without an appointment. - I... I know. 550 00:24:34,874 --> 00:24:37,100 I... I just thought maybe you could. 551 00:24:37,100 --> 00:24:38,110 (CLICKS TONGUE) I know, I'm sorry you thought that, 552 00:24:38,110 --> 00:24:39,879 but I can't help you. I'm so sorry. 553 00:24:41,214 --> 00:24:42,248 Okay. 554 00:24:43,850 --> 00:24:45,185 Okay, thank you. 555 00:24:45,185 --> 00:24:46,520 Wait. 556 00:24:47,120 --> 00:24:48,722 Why do you look so familiar to me? 557 00:24:49,889 --> 00:24:52,659 Well, I... I actually played Laurie 558 00:24:52,659 --> 00:24:54,361 in a few of the workshops 559 00:24:54,361 --> 00:24:56,696 - in the out-of-town tryouts. - Oh, my God, right, yes. 560 00:24:56,696 --> 00:24:57,530 Yes. Oh, my God. I remember now. 561 00:24:57,530 --> 00:24:59,899 You were so good. 562 00:24:59,899 --> 00:25:00,767 - Why didn't they... - Thank you. 563 00:25:00,767 --> 00:25:02,335 ...just offer it to you. 564 00:25:02,335 --> 00:25:04,370 Aren't you and Jacob, like, dating? 565 00:25:04,370 --> 00:25:07,774 Oh, well, that... It was, um... 566 00:25:07,774 --> 00:25:09,409 - SCOTTY: Ooh! - Actually, we're... 567 00:25:09,409 --> 00:25:11,611 - It's a little bit... - You guys broke up. Got it. 568 00:25:11,611 --> 00:25:13,460 Say no more, okay. 569 00:25:13,460 --> 00:25:14,848 Um, here's what we're gonna do. 570 00:25:14,848 --> 00:25:15,849 We're gonna squeeze you in. 571 00:25:15,849 --> 00:25:17,550 Don't tell anyone. 572 00:25:17,550 --> 00:25:19,386 Just, um, take a seat 573 00:25:19,386 --> 00:25:21,521 and we'll call your name in a little bit, okay? 574 00:25:21,521 --> 00:25:22,756 Thank you so much. 575 00:25:22,756 --> 00:25:24,791 - That's so nice. - This business is hell. 576 00:25:24,791 --> 00:25:25,925 - (CHUCKLES) - (LAURA SIGHS) 577 00:25:26,960 --> 00:25:28,280 Oh, my! 578 00:25:28,280 --> 00:25:29,396 That's Jackie Dennon. 579 00:25:29,396 --> 00:25:30,964 - I love her. (CHUCKLES) - (WOMEN SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY) 580 00:25:32,966 --> 00:25:35,301 Oh, my God! She's like... (SHRIEKS) 581 00:25:35,301 --> 00:25:36,736 Oh, my God. (SHRIEKS) 582 00:25:36,736 --> 00:25:38,471 Oh, my God. 583 00:25:38,471 --> 00:25:40,400 Jackie, hey. 584 00:25:40,400 --> 00:25:42,876 ELLYN: Oh, Scotty. You can cross Sarah Mann 585 00:25:42,876 --> 00:25:44,811 and Ari Grace off the list. 586 00:25:48,114 --> 00:25:51,785 Oh, is that a Ms. Jackie Dennon I see? 587 00:25:51,785 --> 00:25:53,953 (ELLYN AND JACKIE SHRIEKING) 588 00:25:53,953 --> 00:25:56,560 - (ELLYN LAUGHING) - JACKIE: Hi! Mmm. 589 00:25:56,560 --> 00:25:57,457 ELLYN: Oh, my goodness! I keep forgetting 590 00:25:57,457 --> 00:25:59,325 - how gorgeous you are. - Wait, look at you. 591 00:25:59,325 --> 00:26:00,827 - Oh, thank you. - What are you doing? 592 00:26:00,827 --> 00:26:01,928 Can I have the number of the doctor? 593 00:26:01,928 --> 00:26:03,396 - Oh, stop! - (SCOTTY LAUGHING) 594 00:26:03,396 --> 00:26:05,298 - (JACKIE MUMBLES) - I'm so glad you're here. 595 00:26:05,298 --> 00:26:07,333 - JACKIE: Yeah, yeah. - Scotty, who do I have next? 596 00:26:07,333 --> 00:26:09,803 Uh... Uh, you have, uh, Laura Franco. 597 00:26:10,770 --> 00:26:12,639 Okay, Laura, follow me. 598 00:26:12,639 --> 00:26:13,573 This one won't take long. 599 00:26:13,573 --> 00:26:14,641 Okay, yeah. No rush. 600 00:26:14,641 --> 00:26:15,875 - Bye.-Bye. 601 00:26:16,776 --> 00:26:18,178 Uh, come on, Lisa. 602 00:26:18,178 --> 00:26:19,846 MAN: (LAUGHING) Are you kidding me? 603 00:26:19,846 --> 00:26:20,947 I think about that all the time. 604 00:26:20,947 --> 00:26:23,883 ELLYN: We have Laura Franco stepping in. 605 00:26:29,356 --> 00:26:30,423 Oh, shit. 606 00:26:32,659 --> 00:26:33,993 - Hi. - JACOB: Laura. 607 00:26:34,828 --> 00:26:38,164 Wh... What are you doing here? 608 00:26:38,164 --> 00:26:40,660 Oh, I was... I was in the neighborhood. 609 00:26:40,867 --> 00:26:42,936 I thought I'd pop in. 610 00:26:43,470 --> 00:26:44,604 What a surprise. 611 00:26:44,604 --> 00:26:48,541 I'm... happy... to see you. 612 00:26:48,541 --> 00:26:49,709 Uh, you two know each other? 613 00:26:49,709 --> 00:26:50,710 - Yeah. - JACOB: No. 614 00:26:51,177 --> 00:26:51,978 Yes. 615 00:26:51,978 --> 00:26:53,113 - ELLYN: Oh. - I'm kidding. 616 00:26:53,113 --> 00:26:55,448 - (ALL LAUGHING) - That's funny. 617 00:26:55,448 --> 00:26:56,649 Yes. Okay. Great. 618 00:26:56,649 --> 00:26:57,884 - Yeah. - ELLYN: Um, okay. 619 00:26:57,884 --> 00:26:58,985 - Okay. - Well, we have, 620 00:26:58,985 --> 00:27:00,854 uh, Jacob Sullivan, 621 00:27:00,854 --> 00:27:02,689 our celebrated director and writer here, 622 00:27:02,689 --> 00:27:05,125 who you apparently already know. 623 00:27:05,125 --> 00:27:07,193 And a few members of our creative team. 624 00:27:07,193 --> 00:27:08,628 Okay? 625 00:27:08,628 --> 00:27:09,996 Nice to see you... Meet you. 626 00:27:09,996 --> 00:27:11,640 Yeah. Okay. Whenever you're ready. 627 00:27:11,640 --> 00:27:12,465 - LAURA: Okay. - Thanks. 628 00:27:12,465 --> 00:27:13,800 (EXHALES) 629 00:27:15,869 --> 00:27:17,904 (PLAYING PIANO) 630 00:27:18,872 --> 00:27:20,473 (CUE PLAYS, PIANO STOPS) 631 00:27:20,473 --> 00:27:22,475 Oh, that's, uh, that's it? Just two bars? 632 00:27:22,475 --> 00:27:24,344 Okay. Got it. Sorry. 633 00:27:24,344 --> 00:27:25,245 Let's do it, yeah. 634 00:27:26,446 --> 00:27:27,547 (LAURA EXHALES) 635 00:27:27,547 --> 00:27:29,649 (PIANO PLAYING) 636 00:27:29,649 --> 00:27:30,917 (PAPER BAG RUSTLING) 637 00:27:31,951 --> 00:27:33,119 (VOICE CRACKS) * Hi ♪ 638 00:27:33,119 --> 00:27:35,255 ♪ Hello, lovely to meet ♪ 639 00:27:36,322 --> 00:27:38,224 ♪ You put up your feet ♪ 640 00:27:39,526 --> 00:27:40,927 ♪ Do you feel the heat? ♪ 641 00:27:42,162 --> 00:27:43,563 ♪ True, maybe that... ♪ 642 00:27:44,531 --> 00:27:46,199 Sorry, um... 643 00:27:46,199 --> 00:27:48,268 Uh, can I... I can do better than that. 644 00:27:48,268 --> 00:27:49,936 - (SOFTLY) That looks good. - LAURA: Can I... 645 00:27:49,936 --> 00:27:51,271 - take it one more time? - Mmm, yeah. 646 00:27:51,271 --> 00:27:53,139 (INHALES) * Hi ♪ 647 00:27:53,139 --> 00:27:56,242 ♪ Hello, lovely to meet ♪ 648 00:27:56,242 --> 00:27:58,978 ♪ You put up your feet ♪ 649 00:27:58,978 --> 00:28:02,150 ♪ Do you feel the heat? ♪ 650 00:28:02,150 --> 00:28:04,918 ♪ True, maybe this isn't ♪ 651 00:28:04,918 --> 00:28:06,190 ♪ The right way ♪ 652 00:28:06,190 --> 00:28:08,254 ♪ But please spend the night ♪ 653 00:28:08,254 --> 00:28:11,524 ♪ Maybe we could find out ♪ 654 00:28:11,524 --> 00:28:12,926 (ELLYN SIGHS) 655 00:28:12,926 --> 00:28:14,794 ♪ And allay any doubt ♪ 656 00:28:14,794 --> 00:28:16,296 ♪ This is it ♪ 657 00:28:16,296 --> 00:28:17,664 (COUGHS) 658 00:28:17,664 --> 00:28:19,733 ♪ Enchanté ♪ 659 00:28:19,733 --> 00:28:22,302 Sorry. Okay. One more time. 660 00:28:22,302 --> 00:28:24,971 I promise. Maestro, from the top. 661 00:28:25,839 --> 00:28:27,974 - (EXHALES) - (PIANO PLAYING) 662 00:28:29,409 --> 00:28:30,877 I don't know what happened. 663 00:28:30,877 --> 00:28:33,313 I... I... I completely blacked out. 664 00:28:33,313 --> 00:28:36,149 My voice closed up and I was... I was doing 665 00:28:36,149 --> 00:28:38,318 this, like, weird thing with my hand. 666 00:28:38,318 --> 00:28:40,620 And... And... Oh, my God! 667 00:28:40,620 --> 00:28:42,789 Ugh! I probably looked like I had no idea 668 00:28:42,789 --> 00:28:44,991 - what I was doing. - MONSTER: Oh, give me a break. 669 00:28:44,991 --> 00:28:46,393 - You know what you're doing. - No. 670 00:28:46,393 --> 00:28:48,628 Clearly, I don't. 'Cause I just... 671 00:28:48,628 --> 00:28:50,497 I just messed it all up. 672 00:28:50,497 --> 00:28:53,330 I can't believe it. I failed. 673 00:28:55,101 --> 00:28:56,403 I failed. And now... 674 00:28:57,671 --> 00:28:58,838 And now my life is over. 675 00:28:59,973 --> 00:29:01,207 It's... It's done. 676 00:29:03,176 --> 00:29:04,911 But, whatever. 677 00:29:06,680 --> 00:29:09,820 'Cause I'm probably not really that talented anyway. 678 00:29:10,784 --> 00:29:12,652 Hey, you know who's super talented? 679 00:29:13,620 --> 00:29:14,888 Like a really good actor? 680 00:29:15,689 --> 00:29:16,690 (LAURA SIGHS) 681 00:29:16,690 --> 00:29:17,791 Who? 682 00:29:17,791 --> 00:29:19,259 Me! 683 00:29:20,627 --> 00:29:22,462 - (CHUCKLES) - LAURA: You're not an actor. 684 00:29:22,462 --> 00:29:24,970 - Yes, I am. - No, you're not. 685 00:29:24,970 --> 00:29:26,332 Yeah, I'll prove it to ya. I'll... I'll do a sonnet. 686 00:29:26,332 --> 00:29:27,767 - What? - Oh, no, no, no. 687 00:29:27,767 --> 00:29:29,369 I wanna. Uh, I wanna do something more modern, 688 00:29:29,369 --> 00:29:32,472 like some, uh, Eugene O'Neill, or Sam Shepard. 689 00:29:32,472 --> 00:29:34,441 - Uh, I'm not in the mood. - You're not in the mood 690 00:29:34,441 --> 00:29:36,776 for one of the great American playwrights? Okay. 691 00:29:37,644 --> 00:29:38,645 (BLOWS RASPBERRY) 692 00:29:38,645 --> 00:29:39,879 I can sing, too. 693 00:29:39,879 --> 00:29:41,781 - No, you can't. - Yes, I can. 694 00:29:41,781 --> 00:29:43,450 - No, you can't. - Five, six, seven... 695 00:29:45,180 --> 00:29:47,530 (GLOOMY MUSIC PLAYING) 696 00:29:49,723 --> 00:29:52,192 ** 697 00:29:52,859 --> 00:29:56,229 ♪ ♪ 698 00:29:59,966 --> 00:30:01,768 ** 699 00:30:03,690 --> 00:30:04,571 - (GLASS CRACKLING) - Good? 700 00:30:05,772 --> 00:30:06,773 Not terrible. 701 00:30:10,410 --> 00:30:11,578 Okay, here we go. 702 00:30:11,578 --> 00:30:13,130 How about Comedy of Errors? 703 00:30:13,130 --> 00:30:14,748 No, I don't do Shakespeare. 704 00:30:14,748 --> 00:30:17,830 What? Willy's the best. 705 00:30:18,180 --> 00:30:19,853 - Willy? - That's what I call him. 706 00:30:19,853 --> 00:30:23,423 Look, I... I'm just not that kind of actor. 707 00:30:23,423 --> 00:30:25,892 I mean, I love the plays. I studied them, 708 00:30:25,892 --> 00:30:27,327 but I just... I'm... 709 00:30:27,327 --> 00:30:30,430 I'm not classically trained or whatever. 710 00:30:30,430 --> 00:30:32,532 Well, you don't need to be classically trained 711 00:30:32,532 --> 00:30:34,334 to do this. 712 00:30:34,334 --> 00:30:35,735 There's no subtext in these plays. 713 00:30:35,735 --> 00:30:37,370 It's all just right there on the page. 714 00:30:37,370 --> 00:30:38,938 - Mmm-hmm. - You don't have to think. 715 00:30:38,938 --> 00:30:40,340 You just... 716 00:30:40,340 --> 00:30:41,908 feel your way through the words. 717 00:30:41,908 --> 00:30:43,543 LAURA: Really? 718 00:30:43,543 --> 00:30:45,412 Okay, Laurence Olivier. 719 00:30:45,412 --> 00:30:47,800 Show me how it's done. 720 00:30:47,800 --> 00:30:49,115 I will. Thank you for the floor. 721 00:30:49,816 --> 00:30:51,384 Oh, I know which one you should do. 722 00:30:51,384 --> 00:30:52,786 MONSTER: All right. (CLEARS THROAT) Whoo! 723 00:30:55,121 --> 00:30:56,122 Here. 724 00:30:56,890 --> 00:30:58,425 Okay, sure. Uh, give me some, 725 00:30:58,425 --> 00:31:00,226 uh, give me some context for that. 726 00:31:00,226 --> 00:31:02,429 Okay, SparkNotes. (CLICKS TONGUE) 727 00:31:04,970 --> 00:31:05,310 Uh... 728 00:31:06,299 --> 00:31:10,870 This is basically this guy 729 00:31:10,870 --> 00:31:13,707 telling this girl that he loves her, 730 00:31:13,707 --> 00:31:16,643 but it's confusing. 731 00:31:16,643 --> 00:31:18,645 There's too much stuff in the way. 732 00:31:18,645 --> 00:31:21,748 That's correct. That was a test and you passed. 733 00:31:21,748 --> 00:31:23,650 (SIGHS) Okay. 734 00:31:24,484 --> 00:31:26,453 (MUMBLING) 735 00:31:28,822 --> 00:31:31,224 - Yeah, great. - Well, don't you need 736 00:31:31,224 --> 00:31:33,560 - to look at it? -"Sweet mistress, 737 00:31:33,560 --> 00:31:35,795 "what your name is else, I know not, 738 00:31:35,795 --> 00:31:37,230 "nor by what wonder 739 00:31:37,230 --> 00:31:38,732 -"you do hit of mine." - (CHUCKLES) Why are you 740 00:31:38,732 --> 00:31:41,000 - talking like that? - Why are you laughing at me? 741 00:31:41,000 --> 00:31:42,902 - I'm projecting. - Okay. 742 00:31:42,902 --> 00:31:45,238 You don't need to do that. It's just you and me, 743 00:31:45,238 --> 00:31:47,774 speak like a regular person. 744 00:31:47,774 --> 00:31:49,342 - Oh, you know what I mean. - (CHUCKLES) Wow! 745 00:31:49,342 --> 00:31:50,643 You know what I mean. 746 00:31:50,643 --> 00:31:51,811 Okay, okay. Great, fine. 747 00:31:51,811 --> 00:31:53,747 Back to one. All right. Ooh! I'm nervous. 748 00:31:53,747 --> 00:31:55,815 (CHUCKLES) Okay. (CLEARS THROAT) 749 00:31:59,119 --> 00:32:00,920 "Sweet mistress, 750 00:32:00,920 --> 00:32:03,423 "what your name is else, I know not, 751 00:32:03,423 --> 00:32:06,793 "Nor by what wonder you do hit of mine, 752 00:32:06,793 --> 00:32:08,795 "Less in your knowledge and your grace you show not, 753 00:32:08,795 --> 00:32:10,363 "Than our earth's wonder; 754 00:32:12,298 --> 00:32:15,702 "more than earth divine. 755 00:32:15,702 --> 00:32:20,173 "Teach me, dear creature, how to think and speak: 756 00:32:21,341 --> 00:32:24,277 "Lay open to my earthly-gross conceit; 757 00:32:24,277 --> 00:32:28,782 "Smother'd in errors, feeble, shallow, weak, 758 00:32:28,782 --> 00:32:31,985 "The folded meaning of your words' deceit." 759 00:32:31,985 --> 00:32:34,220 (SENTIMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING) 760 00:32:44,640 --> 00:32:48,601 "Are you a god? would you create me new? 761 00:32:50,603 --> 00:32:53,730 "Transform me then, and to your power I'll yield. 762 00:32:55,750 --> 00:33:01,981 "Sing, siren, for thyself and I will dote: 763 00:33:03,883 --> 00:33:06,920 "Spread o'er the silver waves thy golden hairs, 764 00:33:08,588 --> 00:33:12,580 "And as a bed I'll take thee and there lie; 765 00:33:14,694 --> 00:33:17,630 "And, in that glorious supposition think 766 00:33:17,630 --> 00:33:20,934 "He gains by death that hath such means to die: 767 00:33:23,203 --> 00:33:27,741 "Let Love, being light, 768 00:33:29,809 --> 00:33:31,845 "be drowned if she sink!" 769 00:33:38,818 --> 00:33:39,919 (READING GLASSES THUD) 770 00:33:42,255 --> 00:33:43,189 That was good. 771 00:33:44,157 --> 00:33:45,125 Thanks. 772 00:33:50,230 --> 00:33:51,731 Ah. (GRUNTS) 773 00:33:51,731 --> 00:33:53,700 (CELL PHONE VIBRATING) 774 00:33:55,635 --> 00:33:56,870 Shit, it's Jacob. 775 00:33:56,870 --> 00:33:57,937 Tell him to go **** himself, we're acting. 776 00:33:57,937 --> 00:33:59,439 What? No. I should. 777 00:33:59,439 --> 00:34:00,707 Well, tell him he's a limp ****, 778 00:34:00,707 --> 00:34:02,242 - **** face. - Monster. 779 00:34:02,242 --> 00:34:03,910 - I should take this. - Come on. No, no, no. 780 00:34:03,910 --> 00:34:05,545 Tell him his play is problematic 781 00:34:05,545 --> 00:34:07,614 and riddled with clichés. Hey! 782 00:34:08,948 --> 00:34:10,750 - Jacob? Hi! - JACOB: (OVER PHONE) Hi. 783 00:34:10,750 --> 00:34:13,530 - Hi! Oh, shit. - JACOB: Busy? 784 00:34:13,530 --> 00:34:14,988 - Hi! (CHUCKLES) - JACOB: Hi. 785 00:34:14,988 --> 00:34:16,489 - Hi. (LAUGHS) - JACOB: I... 786 00:34:16,489 --> 00:34:20,727 I wanted to call to check in about today. 787 00:34:20,727 --> 00:34:23,296 - That's... That's nice of you. - JACOB: But, um... 788 00:34:23,296 --> 00:34:25,298 (CLICKS TONGUE) I'm just gonna come out and say it. 789 00:34:25,298 --> 00:34:27,634 I know you really wanted to play Laurie Francis 790 00:34:27,634 --> 00:34:30,303 I really wanted you to play her too. 791 00:34:30,303 --> 00:34:33,406 - I mean, I wrote it... - I didn't get it, did I? 792 00:34:34,841 --> 00:34:35,742 I'm sorry. 793 00:34:37,143 --> 00:34:38,144 LAURA: Don't be. 794 00:34:40,814 --> 00:34:42,449 Um... 795 00:34:42,449 --> 00:34:45,418 So, um, so, who got the role? 796 00:34:45,418 --> 00:34:46,786 JACOB: Do you know who... 797 00:34:46,786 --> 00:34:48,822 Jackie Dennon... 798 00:34:50,123 --> 00:34:52,292 - is? -Yeah. 799 00:34:52,292 --> 00:34:53,593 Yeah, I know who she is. 800 00:34:53,593 --> 00:34:55,895 She's... She's good. 801 00:34:55,895 --> 00:34:57,931 JACOB: Yeah, she is. 802 00:34:57,931 --> 00:35:00,667 Uh, and she didn't audition, 803 00:35:00,667 --> 00:35:03,870 but Mazie's making a name for herself these days. 804 00:35:03,870 --> 00:35:07,273 So, I... Uh, we, the team offered her, 805 00:35:07,273 --> 00:35:08,742 uh, one of the supporting roles. 806 00:35:09,309 --> 00:35:10,243 Oh. 807 00:35:11,411 --> 00:35:12,846 Well, uh... 808 00:35:14,214 --> 00:35:16,349 I was thinking, 809 00:35:16,349 --> 00:35:19,986 uh, you know, you could understudy Jackie, 810 00:35:19,986 --> 00:35:22,589 since you know the role so well. 811 00:35:23,923 --> 00:35:25,325 - Oh. - I should add that 812 00:35:25,325 --> 00:35:27,727 the understudy would also be a part of the ensemble. 813 00:35:27,727 --> 00:35:28,828 Um... 814 00:35:28,828 --> 00:35:29,729 I know that's probably not 815 00:35:29,729 --> 00:35:30,997 something you're interested in. 816 00:35:30,997 --> 00:35:31,865 - But... - I'll do it. 817 00:35:32,999 --> 00:35:33,867 Yep. 818 00:35:35,835 --> 00:35:39,739 I'm... I'm so happy to hear that. 819 00:35:40,840 --> 00:35:41,775 Uh... 820 00:35:46,279 --> 00:35:47,380 I actually have to go. 821 00:35:48,248 --> 00:35:49,349 - Have a good one. - Yeah. 822 00:35:49,349 --> 00:35:50,517 - JACOB: I'll see you soon. - (HESITATES) 823 00:35:50,517 --> 00:35:52,318 - Yeah, see you soon. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 824 00:35:52,318 --> 00:35:54,154 - Bye, bye. - (LINE DISCONNECTS) 825 00:35:58,858 --> 00:36:01,361 MONSTER: "To bait fish withal: 826 00:36:01,361 --> 00:36:06,766 "if it will feed nothing else it will feed my revenge." 827 00:36:08,301 --> 00:36:09,336 (CELL PHONE CLATTERS ON COUNTER) 828 00:36:12,105 --> 00:36:13,440 (LAURA EXHALES) 829 00:36:14,407 --> 00:36:15,342 Hello? 830 00:36:17,644 --> 00:36:19,512 Mmm. What are you doing? 831 00:36:20,714 --> 00:36:21,781 Nothing. 832 00:36:24,417 --> 00:36:25,885 That pie is old. 833 00:36:25,885 --> 00:36:27,320 Still tastes pretty good to me. 834 00:36:28,588 --> 00:36:29,589 How'd the call go? 835 00:36:30,990 --> 00:36:32,726 What did old dumb-dumb have to say? 836 00:36:32,726 --> 00:36:33,927 - (FORK CLATTERS ON COUNTER) - (MONSTER SNIFFS) 837 00:36:35,995 --> 00:36:37,897 He gave the part to Jackie Dennon. 838 00:36:37,897 --> 00:36:39,299 Oh, ****. She's good. 839 00:36:39,299 --> 00:36:41,868 - Just doesn't make any sense. - I watched that show. 840 00:36:41,868 --> 00:36:43,870 Did you see the finale last year? 841 00:36:44,437 --> 00:36:45,839 When she... 842 00:36:46,973 --> 00:36:48,475 I get emotional just thinking about it. 843 00:36:48,475 --> 00:36:49,709 He hates famous people. 844 00:36:49,709 --> 00:36:51,544 Yeah, she's also very talented. 845 00:36:51,544 --> 00:36:53,113 LAURA: Oh, my God! 846 00:36:53,113 --> 00:36:54,280 - Oh! - MONSTER: Are you okay? 847 00:36:54,280 --> 00:36:55,715 I just... I feel... 848 00:36:57,617 --> 00:36:58,952 Uh, I feel... I... (SIGHS) 849 00:37:01,210 --> 00:37:02,122 - MONSTER: What... you feel... - Uh. 850 00:37:02,122 --> 00:37:03,623 I don't... I... I don't know. 851 00:37:03,623 --> 00:37:04,824 This doesn't feel good. 852 00:37:04,824 --> 00:37:05,825 Yeah, you look a little sweaty, too. 853 00:37:05,825 --> 00:37:07,127 - Are you gonna throw up? - Ah, yeah. 854 00:37:07,127 --> 00:37:08,895 - MONSTER: Yeah. - Yeah, I really feel that. 855 00:37:08,895 --> 00:37:11,364 - MONSTER: Okay. - So stupid. 856 00:37:13,990 --> 00:37:14,434 - What are you doing? - (MONSTER INHALES) 857 00:37:14,434 --> 00:37:16,200 - LAURA: No, no, no! - (SHATTERING) 858 00:37:16,200 --> 00:37:18,405 - Those are my mother's. - Even better. 859 00:37:18,405 --> 00:37:20,306 Monster, don't! 860 00:37:20,306 --> 00:37:21,808 (SHATTERING) 861 00:37:21,808 --> 00:37:23,410 (MONSTER LAUGHS) 862 00:37:23,410 --> 00:37:25,512 - What is wrong with you? - Your turn. 863 00:37:26,212 --> 00:37:27,714 Laura, try one. 864 00:37:29,549 --> 00:37:31,484 Trust me. You'll feel better. 865 00:37:31,484 --> 00:37:32,986 Stop holding it in. 866 00:37:34,540 --> 00:37:34,988 Do it. 867 00:37:36,623 --> 00:37:37,991 Come on! Come on! 868 00:37:39,225 --> 00:37:42,495 Yeah! How'd that feel? 869 00:37:42,495 --> 00:37:44,970 - Actually felt good. - Feels pretty good, huh? 870 00:37:44,970 --> 00:37:45,498 - LAURA: Yeah. - Here do another one. 871 00:37:45,498 --> 00:37:47,100 Give me another one. Okay. 872 00:37:48,301 --> 00:37:50,300 MONSTER: Oh, yeah! 873 00:37:50,837 --> 00:37:53,540 - (BOTH LAUGHING) - Oh, my God! 874 00:37:53,540 --> 00:37:54,841 MONSTER: Look at you being bad. 875 00:37:54,841 --> 00:37:56,900 (GROWLS) 876 00:37:56,900 --> 00:37:58,278 - You're in trouble. - Whoa! Shit. 877 00:37:58,278 --> 00:37:59,546 Oh, it's on now. 878 00:37:59,546 --> 00:38:01,981 - (MONSTER GRUNTS) - (LAURA YELLS, LAUGHS) 879 00:38:01,981 --> 00:38:04,170 No, no, no. This is my side. 880 00:38:04,170 --> 00:38:05,180 Take the other side. 881 00:38:05,552 --> 00:38:06,619 (GASPS) 882 00:38:07,654 --> 00:38:10,390 (MONSTER YELLING INDISTINCTLY) 883 00:38:10,390 --> 00:38:12,158 (BOTH SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY) 884 00:38:12,158 --> 00:38:14,270 - (LAURA LAUGHING) - (MONSTER GRUNTING) 885 00:38:15,929 --> 00:38:18,310 - (BOTH SIGHING) - You're a mess. 886 00:38:18,598 --> 00:38:20,330 You're a mess. 887 00:38:22,902 --> 00:38:24,804 Two weeks have gone by fast. 888 00:38:26,740 --> 00:38:28,908 Really? Been two weeks? 889 00:38:30,110 --> 00:38:31,440 Yep. 890 00:38:32,879 --> 00:38:36,483 I guess, uh, that's my time. 891 00:38:38,184 --> 00:38:41,540 I should... get out. 892 00:38:42,550 --> 00:38:43,890 - Pack my shit. - Yeah, yeah. 893 00:38:43,890 --> 00:38:45,158 - I remember it all. - Hit the pavement. 894 00:38:45,158 --> 00:38:46,259 I remember those things that I said. 895 00:38:47,360 --> 00:38:48,661 Thank you for reminding me. 896 00:38:48,661 --> 00:38:50,797 Uh-huh. So... 897 00:38:52,766 --> 00:38:54,734 - I better get on that. - Yep. 898 00:38:57,637 --> 00:38:59,606 (SENTIMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING) 899 00:39:00,473 --> 00:39:01,174 Stay. 900 00:39:05,779 --> 00:39:07,847 I mean, only, only if you want to. 901 00:39:12,419 --> 00:39:13,620 Okay. 902 00:39:21,494 --> 00:39:22,295 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 903 00:39:22,295 --> 00:39:23,830 (MAN GRUNTING) 904 00:39:26,266 --> 00:39:27,100 (WOMAN COUGHS) 905 00:39:38,745 --> 00:39:40,280 (CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKING) 906 00:39:40,280 --> 00:39:42,749 I'm sorry. I just... Is anybody sitting here? 907 00:39:42,749 --> 00:39:43,983 Yeah. No! No! 908 00:39:43,983 --> 00:39:45,251 - I mean, no! Uh... - Yes? 909 00:39:45,251 --> 00:39:47,821 - That's you. You are. - Oh, okay. Great. 910 00:39:47,821 --> 00:39:49,550 That's who's sitting there. 911 00:39:50,123 --> 00:39:51,424 - Hi, I'm Jackie. - I'm Laurie. 912 00:39:51,424 --> 00:39:52,425 - Oh! - Oh, sorry. 913 00:39:52,425 --> 00:39:55,228 - (BOTH CHUCKLING) - Uh, I'm... I'm Laura. 914 00:39:55,228 --> 00:39:56,296 - Not Laurie. You're Laurie. - JACKIE: Nice to meet you. 915 00:39:56,296 --> 00:39:57,831 - It's so nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you. 916 00:39:57,831 --> 00:39:58,965 I know who you are. 917 00:39:58,965 --> 00:40:00,133 (SIGHS) Can I ask you a question? 918 00:40:00,133 --> 00:40:02,569 - Uh, yeah. - Does my hair look insane? 919 00:40:02,569 --> 00:40:04,700 It's like so windy outside. 920 00:40:04,270 --> 00:40:06,172 Um, yeah. 921 00:40:06,172 --> 00:40:07,807 - JACKIE: It does? - It looks insane. 922 00:40:07,807 --> 00:40:09,509 - Oh, no. It does? - Insanely good. 923 00:40:09,876 --> 00:40:11,344 Oh. (CHUCKLES) 924 00:40:11,344 --> 00:40:12,746 - (LAURA CHUCKLES) - JACKIE: That's funny. 925 00:40:12,746 --> 00:40:14,180 You look flawless. 926 00:40:14,180 --> 00:40:15,148 - (CLEARS THROAT) - MAZIE: Shabbat Shalom, 927 00:40:15,148 --> 00:40:16,160 ****ers! 928 00:40:16,160 --> 00:40:17,917 - LAURA: Hey. - Hi. 929 00:40:17,917 --> 00:40:19,719 - I texted you. - Sorry. 930 00:40:20,820 --> 00:40:23,230 Look, it's famed director Jacob Sullivan. 931 00:40:23,356 --> 00:40:25,250 Gonna behave yourself today, Mazie? 932 00:40:25,291 --> 00:40:25,992 MAZIE: Are you? 933 00:40:27,894 --> 00:40:29,950 Hi, Laura. 934 00:40:29,729 --> 00:40:31,531 - Hey. - JACKIE: Hi. (CHUCKLES) 935 00:40:31,531 --> 00:40:32,999 DON: Don McBride. 936 00:40:32,999 --> 00:40:34,834 Stage Manager. I'll be managing... 937 00:40:34,834 --> 00:40:36,169 You know what I'm managing. 938 00:40:36,169 --> 00:40:38,171 - Reading starts in five... - (JACOB CLEARS THROAT) 939 00:40:38,171 --> 00:40:39,839 Five, five! 940 00:40:42,575 --> 00:40:44,678 "We cannot all succeed, 941 00:40:46,713 --> 00:40:48,682 "when half of us are held back." 942 00:40:51,551 --> 00:40:52,852 Malala Yousafzai. 943 00:40:54,921 --> 00:40:56,523 Thought I'd start with a quote. 944 00:40:56,523 --> 00:40:57,490 (PEN THUDS ON SCRIPT) 945 00:40:57,490 --> 00:41:01,628 Hello and welcome to the 946 00:41:01,628 --> 00:41:03,663 first rehearsal of House of Good Women. 947 00:41:03,663 --> 00:41:05,632 (ALL APPLAUDING) 948 00:41:08,702 --> 00:41:14,641 This piece, as stated in the title is, um, 949 00:41:15,709 --> 00:41:19,546 a love letter to women. 950 00:41:19,546 --> 00:41:21,810 It's an acknowledgement. 951 00:41:21,810 --> 00:41:25,352 An acknowledgement of the terrible burden 952 00:41:25,352 --> 00:41:27,253 that society places on women. 953 00:41:27,754 --> 00:41:28,755 And a... 954 00:41:29,622 --> 00:41:32,959 tribute to the strength, 955 00:41:34,794 --> 00:41:35,895 and the courage 956 00:41:37,263 --> 00:41:43,690 that women use to overcome that oppression. 957 00:41:43,690 --> 00:41:45,872 But, uh, before we get started on the read-through, 958 00:41:45,872 --> 00:41:49,275 I want to introduce our leading lady. 959 00:41:49,275 --> 00:41:56,820 The incandescent, the brilliant Jackie Dennon, 960 00:41:56,820 --> 00:41:58,118 - as Laurie Francis. - (ALL APPLAUDING) 961 00:41:58,118 --> 00:42:00,420 Thank you, Jackie, for being here. 962 00:42:00,420 --> 00:42:02,188 (CAST CHEERING) 963 00:42:21,875 --> 00:42:23,430 - All right. - (DOCTOR LOVE PLAYING) 964 00:42:23,430 --> 00:42:24,444 ** 965 00:42:24,444 --> 00:42:25,845 (INAUDIBLE) 966 00:42:25,845 --> 00:42:28,281 ♪ Any kind of lovesick blues ♪ 967 00:42:29,849 --> 00:42:32,786 ♪ Don't see just any doctor ♪ 968 00:42:32,786 --> 00:42:34,521 ♪ Here is the one to choose ♪ 969 00:42:35,522 --> 00:42:36,690 ** 970 00:42:37,857 --> 00:42:38,925 ♪ I can give you... ♪ 971 00:42:38,925 --> 00:42:41,227 You haven't followed our rules, Laurie. 972 00:42:41,227 --> 00:42:42,829 I know, Headmaster. 973 00:42:42,829 --> 00:42:44,564 WILL: There are certain... 974 00:42:44,564 --> 00:42:46,399 ways to behave. 975 00:42:46,399 --> 00:42:48,301 ** 976 00:42:51,400 --> 00:42:52,739 ♪ That you can think of ♪ 977 00:42:53,840 --> 00:42:55,575 ♪ I'm Doctor Love ♪ 978 00:42:55,575 --> 00:42:56,309 ♪ He's Doctor Love ♪ 979 00:42:58,144 --> 00:43:00,146 JACOB: Wonderful. Thank you all so much. 980 00:43:00,146 --> 00:43:02,615 Don't forget to send your, uh, conflict dates 981 00:43:02,615 --> 00:43:04,584 to Don. 982 00:43:04,584 --> 00:43:06,319 Oh, and more importantly, 983 00:43:06,319 --> 00:43:08,121 the theater is having a Halloween party here 984 00:43:08,121 --> 00:43:11,240 on Saturday, and we're all invited. 985 00:43:11,240 --> 00:43:13,626 ACTOR 1: Oh, yay! WILL: Ooh, fun. Cast bonding. 986 00:43:13,626 --> 00:43:15,795 Hey, uh, I'll meet you outside. 987 00:43:15,795 --> 00:43:18,131 I can bring, like, 10, 20 people. 988 00:43:18,131 --> 00:43:19,799 What? 989 00:43:19,799 --> 00:43:21,000 WILL: Hey, it's a masterpiece, bro. 990 00:43:23,470 --> 00:43:25,138 - Hey.-Hey. 991 00:43:25,138 --> 00:43:27,207 - Uh, your first table read. - Yeah. (CHUCKLES) 992 00:43:27,207 --> 00:43:29,642 - How do you feel? - Thanks. Yeah, it's surreal. 993 00:43:29,642 --> 00:43:31,311 You're doing great, already. 994 00:43:31,311 --> 00:43:33,613 - Not that I need to tell you. - Oh, thank you. 995 00:43:33,613 --> 00:43:35,949 - Um... - Um, hey, I was... 996 00:43:35,949 --> 00:43:37,784 I was hoping we'd find a chance to... 997 00:43:37,784 --> 00:43:38,852 JACKIE: Hey, Jacob. 998 00:43:38,852 --> 00:43:40,530 - Oh, sorry. - No, no, no. 999 00:43:40,530 --> 00:43:41,521 - I didn't mean to interrupt. - You're okay. 1000 00:43:41,521 --> 00:43:42,889 Just wondering if I could snag you for a quick second. 1001 00:43:43,490 --> 00:43:44,791 Uh, yeah. Sorry. 1002 00:43:44,791 --> 00:43:45,892 - Being snagged. - LAURA: Yeah, yeah. 1003 00:43:45,892 --> 00:43:47,394 Uh, but maybe we can talk on Saturday? 1004 00:43:47,394 --> 00:43:48,528 You gonna go? 1005 00:43:48,528 --> 00:43:51,640 Maybe we'll be there, maybe we won't. 1006 00:43:51,640 --> 00:43:53,133 Hey, Don, we're gonna steal some costumes. 1007 00:43:53,133 --> 00:43:54,734 - Not allowed. - MAZIE: Yes, we are. 1008 00:43:54,734 --> 00:43:56,302 - (HANGERS CLATTERING) - Wait, 1009 00:43:56,302 --> 00:43:58,672 what were you last year for Halloween again? 1010 00:43:58,672 --> 00:43:59,973 LAURA: Eleanor Roosevelt. 1011 00:43:59,973 --> 00:44:02,142 Oof! And the year before that? 1012 00:44:02,142 --> 00:44:04,377 LAURA: Abraham Lincoln. MAZIE: Ugh! God, Laura. 1013 00:44:06,179 --> 00:44:08,181 (GASPS) Ooh, I think you should bring a date. 1014 00:44:08,181 --> 00:44:10,250 LAURA: No, I don't think I'm ready for that. 1015 00:44:10,250 --> 00:44:12,252 MAZIE: Yeah, well, I'm bringing one. 1016 00:44:12,252 --> 00:44:14,654 He's this weird guy that I met at karate last week. 1017 00:44:14,654 --> 00:44:17,924 He's, kind of, like, stressed, but I like it. 1018 00:44:22,128 --> 00:44:23,830 - What do you think? - Oh, my God. No. 1019 00:44:23,830 --> 00:44:25,650 What? 1020 00:44:25,650 --> 00:44:26,266 (KNOCKING ON DOOR) 1021 00:44:30,370 --> 00:44:31,538 (LAURA SIGHS) 1022 00:44:31,538 --> 00:44:32,939 No solicitations please. 1023 00:44:33,640 --> 00:44:34,941 Ha, ha, very funny. 1024 00:44:38,578 --> 00:44:39,279 What's happening? 1025 00:44:40,313 --> 00:44:41,281 Um... 1026 00:44:42,949 --> 00:44:45,850 You got any plans tonight? 1027 00:44:45,850 --> 00:44:46,953 (CLICKS TONGUE) Wouldn't you like to know? 1028 00:44:48,254 --> 00:44:50,560 (CLEARS THROAT) No, I have no plans. 1029 00:44:50,560 --> 00:44:51,291 - What's up? - Well... 1030 00:44:51,291 --> 00:44:54,600 There's this Halloween party at the theatre. 1031 00:44:54,600 --> 00:44:56,129 - MONSTER: Hmm. - And I was thinking... 1032 00:44:58,498 --> 00:45:00,600 Since you're already dressed for the occasion, 1033 00:45:00,600 --> 00:45:02,268 that maybe you'd like to come with me. 1034 00:45:02,268 --> 00:45:04,404 Are you asking me out on a date? 1035 00:45:04,404 --> 00:45:05,138 No. 1036 00:45:06,506 --> 00:45:07,474 No. 1037 00:45:09,342 --> 00:45:10,443 Well, I'm not gonna leave the house. 1038 00:45:11,411 --> 00:45:12,579 Why not? 1039 00:45:12,579 --> 00:45:15,281 Because I'm a monster, for one thing, and also, 1040 00:45:15,281 --> 00:45:17,150 I don't wanna hang out with your ex-boyfriend 1041 00:45:17,150 --> 00:45:18,918 and a bunch of musical theatre dorks. 1042 00:45:18,918 --> 00:45:19,919 Well, I'm a musical theatre dork. 1043 00:45:19,919 --> 00:45:21,755 Why don't you just stay here? 1044 00:45:21,755 --> 00:45:23,223 - (SIGHS) - It'll be fun. 1045 00:45:23,223 --> 00:45:24,457 We can **** around with trick-o-treaters 1046 00:45:24,457 --> 00:45:25,458 all night. 1047 00:45:25,458 --> 00:45:27,394 Well, our whole cast is going so... 1048 00:45:27,394 --> 00:45:30,230 - Oh, well, in that case. - Please. 1049 00:45:30,230 --> 00:45:31,898 Limp ****, **** face has enough friends. 1050 00:45:31,898 --> 00:45:34,234 - Stop calling him that. - What are you gonna do? 1051 00:45:34,234 --> 00:45:35,168 Kiss his *** all night and then come home 1052 00:45:35,168 --> 00:45:36,736 and throw a pity party for yourself? 1053 00:45:36,736 --> 00:45:39,500 I'm not gonna come home and throw myself a pity party. 1054 00:45:39,500 --> 00:45:40,600 Yeah, right. 1055 00:45:41,141 --> 00:45:42,676 - Please. - I said no. 1056 00:45:44,177 --> 00:45:45,578 - Fine!-Fine. 1057 00:45:45,578 --> 00:45:46,546 - Fine.-Fine! 1058 00:45:46,546 --> 00:45:49,490 - I'll go alone. - Yeah, you do that. 1059 00:45:50,517 --> 00:45:52,852 Well, you can... Can you get out of my room? 1060 00:45:52,852 --> 00:45:54,200 'Cause I need to change. 1061 00:45:55,155 --> 00:45:58,191 I was gonna make a salad anyway. 1062 00:46:13,740 --> 00:46:15,709 (GENTLE MUSIC PLAYING) 1063 00:46:35,595 --> 00:46:36,763 Hi. 1064 00:46:37,664 --> 00:46:38,598 Hi. 1065 00:46:42,168 --> 00:46:43,570 You look, um... 1066 00:46:45,380 --> 00:46:46,740 What? 1067 00:46:46,740 --> 00:46:48,740 - Is it too much? - No. 1068 00:46:50,677 --> 00:46:51,378 You look nice. 1069 00:46:56,249 --> 00:46:57,217 Thank you. 1070 00:47:00,954 --> 00:47:03,123 - Um, you know you could... - MONSTER: Hmm? 1071 00:47:04,591 --> 00:47:06,292 - ...still. - MONSTER: I should probably... 1072 00:47:08,461 --> 00:47:11,310 - Probably just... - Yeah, right. 1073 00:47:11,310 --> 00:47:14,267 Uh, well, have a good night. 1074 00:47:20,106 --> 00:47:23,476 (DOOR OPENS, CLOSES) 1075 00:47:24,377 --> 00:47:27,814 (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) 1076 00:47:37,757 --> 00:47:38,458 DON: Laura. 1077 00:47:39,659 --> 00:47:41,528 Merry Christmas! 1078 00:47:41,528 --> 00:47:43,863 - Yeah. (CHUCKLES) - DON: That's just a joke. 1079 00:47:43,863 --> 00:47:45,532 Happy Halloween. (CHUCKLES) 1080 00:47:45,532 --> 00:47:49,102 - It's Don. - Yeah, I know. 1081 00:47:49,903 --> 00:47:51,271 You look great, Don. 1082 00:47:51,271 --> 00:47:52,772 I really... I really like your costume. 1083 00:47:52,772 --> 00:47:54,374 - Really?-Yeah. 1084 00:47:54,374 --> 00:47:55,709 - Yeah?-Uh... 1085 00:47:56,676 --> 00:47:58,478 Yeah. 1086 00:47:58,478 --> 00:48:00,580 Good costume to you, too. 1087 00:48:00,580 --> 00:48:02,480 She doesn't wanna talk to you, Don. 1088 00:48:04,840 --> 00:48:05,185 Excuse me. 1089 00:48:13,159 --> 00:48:14,160 Laura. 1090 00:48:15,628 --> 00:48:17,130 Wow. 1091 00:48:17,130 --> 00:48:19,799 Wow, to you too, my liege. 1092 00:48:21,340 --> 00:48:22,100 You look great. 1093 00:48:23,470 --> 00:48:25,338 - Hi!-Jackie. 1094 00:48:25,338 --> 00:48:28,241 Wow, your costume is lit. 1095 00:48:28,241 --> 00:48:30,510 (ALL LAUGHING) 1096 00:48:30,510 --> 00:48:32,445 You look so beautiful. 1097 00:48:32,445 --> 00:48:34,800 - You really do. - LAURA: Oh, oh. Thank you. 1098 00:48:36,950 --> 00:48:38,752 - So do you. - Oh, thanks. 1099 00:48:38,752 --> 00:48:41,221 Equally, equally as beautiful. 1100 00:48:43,990 --> 00:48:45,859 Um... Should we... 1101 00:48:45,859 --> 00:48:47,193 Do you guys want a drink? I'll get us drinks. 1102 00:48:47,193 --> 00:48:48,294 - You get a beer. - (JACOB CHUCKLES) 1103 00:48:48,294 --> 00:48:49,362 You get a beer. I'll be right back. 1104 00:48:49,362 --> 00:48:52,980 - Okay. - Thank you. 1105 00:48:52,980 --> 00:48:55,350 Well, you two seem like you're friends now. 1106 00:48:55,350 --> 00:48:56,870 - That's great. - Yeah, we actually, 1107 00:48:56,870 --> 00:48:59,773 we grabbed a bite before, uh, before the party. 1108 00:48:59,773 --> 00:49:01,975 A bite? Oh, fun. 1109 00:49:01,975 --> 00:49:05,345 Yeah, yeah. I... I like her. 1110 00:49:07,747 --> 00:49:10,116 Um, I did... I did wanna say 1111 00:49:10,116 --> 00:49:12,218 - to you... - JACKIE: Okay, guys. 1112 00:49:12,218 --> 00:49:14,354 - Two beers for new pals. - Oh, awesome. 1113 00:49:14,354 --> 00:49:15,855 - Cheers. - JACKIE: Happy Halloween. 1114 00:49:15,855 --> 00:49:17,691 JACOB: Happy Halloween. LAURA: Happy, happy, happy. 1115 00:49:17,691 --> 00:49:19,325 (JACOB CHUCKLES) 1116 00:49:19,325 --> 00:49:21,127 - (PEOPLE CHEERING) - (DOO-WOP SONG PLAYING) 1117 00:49:21,127 --> 00:49:22,429 ** 1118 00:49:22,429 --> 00:49:23,863 CHORUS: * Who are you? ♪ 1119 00:49:23,863 --> 00:49:25,432 MAN: * I am the voodoo man ♪ 1120 00:49:25,432 --> 00:49:27,233 CHORUS: * Who are you? ♪ 1121 00:49:27,233 --> 00:49:28,535 MAN: * I am the voodoo man ♪ 1122 00:49:28,535 --> 00:49:30,603 ♪ I'm gonna cast A spell on you ♪ 1123 00:49:30,603 --> 00:49:33,740 ♪ Well, who am I? ♪ 1124 00:49:33,740 --> 00:49:36,743 CHORUS: * The Voodoo man ♪ MAN: * Well, who am I? ♪ 1125 00:49:36,743 --> 00:49:38,211 CHORUS: * The Voodoo man ♪ MAN: * Yes, who am I? ♪ 1126 00:49:38,211 --> 00:49:41,147 (INDISTINCT CONVERSATION) 1127 00:49:41,147 --> 00:49:42,982 ** 1128 00:49:46,219 --> 00:49:48,822 ♪ And turn it To a head of you ♪ 1129 00:49:49,923 --> 00:49:52,258 ♪ Kiss your pretty lips ♪ 1130 00:49:52,258 --> 00:49:54,928 (MUFFLED) * Then you'll know What I'm gonna do ♪ 1131 00:49:57,197 --> 00:49:59,132 (ROCK N' ROLL MUSIC PLAYING) 1132 00:50:14,647 --> 00:50:16,716 (JACKIE LAUGHING) 1133 00:50:16,716 --> 00:50:18,685 (INDISTINCT CHATTERING) 1134 00:50:46,146 --> 00:50:48,148 - You came. - I did. 1135 00:50:51,151 --> 00:50:52,485 What are you? 1136 00:50:52,485 --> 00:50:54,521 (CLICKS TONGUE) I'm a business monster. 1137 00:50:57,357 --> 00:50:58,358 Are you having fun? 1138 00:51:00,460 --> 00:51:02,295 I'm having a terrible time, actually. 1139 00:51:03,463 --> 00:51:05,465 Hmm. That's too bad. 1140 00:51:08,340 --> 00:51:10,870 Should we take it out on the dance floor? 1141 00:51:18,144 --> 00:51:20,130 (YOUR PRECIOUS LOVE PLAYING ON SPEAKERS) 1142 00:51:32,258 --> 00:51:33,993 ** 1143 00:51:33,993 --> 00:51:37,697 ♪ Every day There's something new ♪ 1144 00:51:37,697 --> 00:51:41,501 CHORUS: * Ooh, ooh Ooh, baby ♪ 1145 00:51:41,501 --> 00:51:44,771 MAN: * Honey To keep me loving you ♪ 1146 00:51:44,771 --> 00:51:48,708 ** 1147 00:51:48,708 --> 00:51:51,845 ♪ And with every Passing minute ♪ 1148 00:51:53,646 --> 00:51:59,919 ♪ Oh, baby So much joy wrapped up in it ♪ 1149 00:51:59,919 --> 00:52:01,621 TOGETHER: ♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪ 1150 00:52:01,621 --> 00:52:06,793 ♪ Heaven must have Sent you from above ♪ 1151 00:52:06,793 --> 00:52:08,895 ♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪ 1152 00:52:08,895 --> 00:52:13,800 ♪ Heaven must have Sent your precious love ♪ 1153 00:52:15,168 --> 00:52:17,103 ** 1154 00:52:17,103 --> 00:52:22,809 WOMAN: * And now, I've got a song to sing ♪ 1155 00:52:22,809 --> 00:52:28,882 ♪ Telling the world About the joy you bring ♪ 1156 00:52:31,351 --> 00:52:36,890 ♪ And you gave me A reason for living ♪ 1157 00:52:36,890 --> 00:52:38,224 ♪ And ooh, you taught me ♪ 1158 00:52:39,592 --> 00:52:42,629 ** 1159 00:52:42,629 --> 00:52:44,397 TOGETHER: ♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪ 1160 00:52:44,397 --> 00:52:49,736 ♪ Heaven must have Sent you from above ♪ 1161 00:52:49,736 --> 00:52:51,271 ♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪ 1162 00:52:51,271 --> 00:52:57,110 ♪ Heaven must have Sent your precious love ♪ 1163 00:52:57,110 --> 00:52:59,112 WOMAN: ♪ Oh ♪ 1164 00:52:59,112 --> 00:53:01,915 MAN: * To find A love like yours ♪ 1165 00:53:01,915 --> 00:53:05,185 ♪ Is rare these days ♪ 1166 00:53:05,185 --> 00:53:08,321 ♪ 'Cause you've shown me What happiness is ♪ 1167 00:53:08,321 --> 00:53:09,856 ♪ In so many ways ♪ 1168 00:53:09,856 --> 00:53:12,525 ♪ 1169 00:53:15,995 --> 00:53:19,566 ♪ Laughter in the eyes ♪ 1170 00:53:19,566 --> 00:53:24,104 ♪ Where tears used to be ♪ 1171 00:53:24,104 --> 00:53:25,805 MAN: * What you've Given me... ♪ 1172 00:53:25,805 --> 00:53:26,940 Should we get out of here? 1173 00:53:29,342 --> 00:53:30,377 (JACKIE CHUCKLES) 1174 00:53:34,140 --> 00:53:36,649 Yeah, uh... 1175 00:53:36,649 --> 00:53:38,510 I'm just... I'm gonna use the bathroom. 1176 00:53:38,510 --> 00:53:39,452 I'll be right back. 1177 00:53:41,870 --> 00:53:42,589 (SONG ENDS) 1178 00:53:42,589 --> 00:53:44,624 (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS) 1179 00:54:07,347 --> 00:54:09,490 (JACOB BREATHING HEAVILY) 1180 00:54:13,119 --> 00:54:15,255 Of course. Of course, he wants to be with her. 1181 00:54:15,255 --> 00:54:17,900 I knew it. Of course he does. 1182 00:54:17,900 --> 00:54:18,658 (GASPS) Oh, my God! Do you think he saw us? 1183 00:54:18,658 --> 00:54:21,270 Do you think he saw me? Do you think he saw us? 1184 00:54:21,270 --> 00:54:22,495 Who cares if he saw us? 1185 00:54:25,398 --> 00:54:26,433 I feel bad. 1186 00:54:27,734 --> 00:54:28,835 (SIGHS) I feel so bad. 1187 00:54:28,835 --> 00:54:30,537 - I feel really bad. - MONSTER: Stop feeling bad. 1188 00:54:30,537 --> 00:54:33,139 Why? Why did you have to hurt him like that? 1189 00:54:33,139 --> 00:54:34,274 Because he hurt you! 1190 00:54:36,176 --> 00:54:38,978 But, I... But I'm fine. 1191 00:54:38,978 --> 00:54:41,948 I'm okay. It's okay. I'm not an idiot. 1192 00:54:41,948 --> 00:54:43,883 She's famous. 1193 00:54:43,883 --> 00:54:47,854 She's more talented than me. She's more beautiful than me. 1194 00:54:47,854 --> 00:54:50,223 We're not together anymore. He doesn't owe me anything. 1195 00:54:50,223 --> 00:54:52,192 He doesn't owe me anything. 1196 00:54:52,192 --> 00:54:54,494 - LAURA: It's okay. - I disagree! 1197 00:54:54,494 --> 00:54:56,663 I think it's specifically not okay. 1198 00:54:56,663 --> 00:54:57,997 That prick broke up with you when you were 1199 00:54:57,997 --> 00:54:59,650 in the hospital, 1200 00:55:00,233 --> 00:55:02,869 - right after you had surgery. - Well... 1201 00:55:02,869 --> 00:55:04,404 He... He ****ing abandoned you. 1202 00:55:04,404 --> 00:55:07,307 And he doesn't owe you anything? 1203 00:55:07,307 --> 00:55:09,809 What... What the hell are you actually talking about? 1204 00:55:09,809 --> 00:55:11,711 - Well, I'm talking about... - And the musical? 1205 00:55:11,711 --> 00:55:13,346 What about the musical? He wrote a role for you. 1206 00:55:13,346 --> 00:55:15,849 Yeah? He told you it was yours. 1207 00:55:15,849 --> 00:55:18,218 That he's gonna make all your dreams come true. 1208 00:55:18,218 --> 00:55:20,220 Is that what he said? And then a moment later, 1209 00:55:20,220 --> 00:55:22,389 it got kind of tough, huh? 1210 00:55:24,357 --> 00:55:26,590 And he took it all away from you. 1211 00:55:27,961 --> 00:55:30,230 You did what you always do here, Laura. 1212 00:55:30,230 --> 00:55:33,990 You supported. Yeah. Look at me. 1213 00:55:33,990 --> 00:55:34,300 You supported him, 1214 00:55:34,934 --> 00:55:36,503 you listened, 1215 00:55:36,503 --> 00:55:38,400 did whatever he needed, whenever he needed. 1216 00:55:38,400 --> 00:55:39,272 And what he did? 1217 00:55:41,307 --> 00:55:42,575 Huh? Taking it all away from you, 1218 00:55:42,575 --> 00:55:45,211 just to avoid facing you? That's not okay. 1219 00:55:45,211 --> 00:55:46,579 - But it is okay. - That's not okay. 1220 00:55:46,579 --> 00:55:50,160 - It has to be okay. - It doesn't have to be okay. 1221 00:55:50,160 --> 00:55:51,518 - Yes, it does. Yes, it does. - No, it doesn't. 1222 00:55:51,518 --> 00:55:52,419 It's not okay. 1223 00:55:57,891 --> 00:55:59,359 Laura, it's not okay. 1224 00:55:59,359 --> 00:56:00,694 (MELANCHOLIC MUSIC PLAYING) 1225 00:56:00,694 --> 00:56:01,928 It's not. 1226 00:56:03,897 --> 00:56:05,198 It's just not. 1227 00:56:11,438 --> 00:56:13,306 It's not okay. 1228 00:56:13,306 --> 00:56:16,276 - (SOFTLY) It's not okay? - It's not okay. 1229 00:56:18,812 --> 00:56:19,512 It's... (VOICE BREAKS) 1230 00:56:20,947 --> 00:56:22,515 (SOBS) It's not okay. 1231 00:56:26,653 --> 00:56:27,554 It's not okay. 1232 00:56:32,859 --> 00:56:34,294 It's not okay. (CRIES) 1233 00:56:37,931 --> 00:56:39,999 - It's not okay. - No. 1234 00:56:39,999 --> 00:56:41,301 It's not okay. (CRYING) 1235 00:56:42,936 --> 00:56:44,170 It's not okay! 1236 00:56:44,170 --> 00:56:46,139 (YELLING) It's not okay. 1237 00:56:46,139 --> 00:56:47,974 It's not okay. 1238 00:56:47,974 --> 00:56:50,143 (SCREAMS) It's not okay. 1239 00:56:50,143 --> 00:56:52,312 (CAR ALARM BLARING) 1240 00:56:55,815 --> 00:56:57,884 (LAUGHING) 1241 00:56:57,884 --> 00:57:00,120 (PIANO PLAYING) 1242 00:57:16,736 --> 00:57:19,272 You got a lot of tricks up your sleeve. 1243 00:57:19,272 --> 00:57:21,708 (CHUCKLES) Well, I got a lot of downtime. 1244 00:57:25,779 --> 00:57:27,614 - Do you know this one? - (PLAYING PIANO) 1245 00:57:31,951 --> 00:57:33,190 Yeah, I love this one. 1246 00:57:34,200 --> 00:57:35,522 Will you sing it for me? 1247 00:57:38,910 --> 00:57:39,459 - No. - If you don't sing, 1248 00:57:39,459 --> 00:57:41,161 - I'm gonna sing. - Okay. 1249 00:57:42,662 --> 00:57:43,663 (SCOFFS) Okay. 1250 00:57:44,931 --> 00:57:48,680 - Careful what you wish for. - I can't wait. 1251 00:57:48,680 --> 00:57:53,239 ♪ I've been so many places in my life and time ♪ 1252 00:57:53,239 --> 00:57:55,975 That's good. 1253 00:57:55,975 --> 00:58:01,448 ♪ I've sung a lot of songs I've made some bad rhymes ♪ 1254 00:58:01,448 --> 00:58:03,149 - It's a little off. - No. 1255 00:58:03,149 --> 00:58:06,720 ♪ I've acted out my life in stages ♪ 1256 00:58:06,720 --> 00:58:09,689 ♪ With ten thousand people watching ♪ 1257 00:58:09,689 --> 00:58:11,725 (LAUGHS) Come on. 1258 00:58:11,725 --> 00:58:15,495 ♪ But we're alone now And I'm singing this song ♪ 1259 00:58:15,495 --> 00:58:17,597 - Thank you. - ♪ For you ♪ 1260 00:58:19,466 --> 00:58:23,903 ♪ I know your image of me Is what I hoped to be ♪ 1261 00:58:26,606 --> 00:58:31,678 ♪ I treated you unkindly But darling, can't you see? ♪ 1262 00:58:31,678 --> 00:58:32,846 All right. 1263 00:58:32,846 --> 00:58:36,160 ♪ There's no one more important to me ♪ 1264 00:58:36,160 --> 00:58:37,784 Okay. 1265 00:58:37,784 --> 00:58:41,388 ♪ Darling, can't you please see through me? ♪ 1266 00:58:41,388 --> 00:58:43,560 ♪ 'Cause we're alone now ♪ 1267 00:58:43,560 --> 00:58:46,226 ♪ And I'm singing this song for you ♪ 1268 00:58:46,226 --> 00:58:47,627 Yeah, there it is. 1269 00:58:50,230 --> 00:58:52,866 ♪ You taught me precious secrets ♪ 1270 00:58:52,866 --> 00:58:56,469 ♪ Of a truth withholding nothing ♪ 1271 00:58:57,904 --> 00:59:02,375 ♪ You came out in front when I was hiding ♪ 1272 00:59:04,577 --> 00:59:07,647 ♪ But now I'm so much better ♪ 1273 00:59:07,647 --> 00:59:11,551 ♪ And if my words don't come together ♪ 1274 00:59:11,551 --> 00:59:14,821 ♪ Listen to the melody ♪ 1275 00:59:14,821 --> 00:59:19,392 ♪ 'Cause my love is in there hiding ♪ 1276 00:59:24,297 --> 00:59:26,666 ♪ I love you in a place ♪ 1277 00:59:26,666 --> 00:59:31,905 ♪ Where there's no space or time ♪ 1278 00:59:31,905 --> 00:59:36,576 ♪ I love you for in my life You are a friend of mine ♪ 1279 00:59:38,611 --> 00:59:42,282 ♪ And when my life is over ♪ 1280 00:59:42,282 --> 00:59:45,685 ♪ Remember when we were together ♪ 1281 00:59:46,986 --> 00:59:48,488 ♪ We were alone ♪ 1282 00:59:48,488 --> 00:59:51,858 ♪ And I was singing this song for you ♪ 1283 00:59:55,395 --> 00:59:58,665 ♪ You taught me precious secrets ♪ 1284 00:59:58,665 --> 01:00:02,302 ♪ Of a truth withholding nothing ♪ 1285 01:00:03,703 --> 01:00:08,174 ♪ You came out in front when I was hiding ♪ 1286 01:00:10,310 --> 01:00:13,179 ♪ But now I'm so much better ♪ 1287 01:00:13,179 --> 01:00:17,350 ♪ And if my words don't come together ♪ 1288 01:00:17,350 --> 01:00:20,653 ♪ Listen to the melody ♪ 1289 01:00:20,653 --> 01:00:25,392 ♪ 'Cause my love is in there hiding ♪ 1290 01:00:25,392 --> 01:00:26,226 MONSTER: What are you doing tomorrow? 1291 01:00:28,294 --> 01:00:31,131 Um, um, I'm getting blood work done. 1292 01:00:31,131 --> 01:00:32,465 Um, hoping to get some good news, 1293 01:00:32,465 --> 01:00:34,200 and then I have rehearsal, 1294 01:00:34,768 --> 01:00:37,737 but then... Why? 1295 01:00:38,672 --> 01:00:39,706 Do you wanna do something? 1296 01:00:41,341 --> 01:00:43,410 - Yeah. - (MONSTER CHUCKLES) 1297 01:00:43,410 --> 01:00:44,944 Um, let's say 8:00? 1298 01:00:44,944 --> 01:00:46,413 Yeah, 8:00 is good. 1299 01:00:46,413 --> 01:00:48,515 - I like 8:00. - Me, too. 1300 01:00:49,516 --> 01:00:51,484 Okay, I will... 1301 01:00:52,519 --> 01:00:54,954 see you at 8:00. 1302 01:00:54,954 --> 01:00:57,157 - Yeah, um... - Okay. 1303 01:00:57,157 --> 01:00:59,759 - Goodnight.-Goodnight. 1304 01:00:59,759 --> 01:01:03,963 ♪ We were alone And I was singing this song ♪ 1305 01:01:03,963 --> 01:01:05,365 (DOOR CREAKS OPEN) 1306 01:01:06,132 --> 01:01:10,236 ♪ For you ♪ 1307 01:01:12,906 --> 01:01:13,873 (FLOORBOARD CREAKING) 1308 01:01:15,542 --> 01:01:17,844 (BED SQUEAKING) 1309 01:01:25,852 --> 01:01:26,553 NURSE: Arm. 1310 01:01:40,900 --> 01:01:42,435 (CLICKS TONGUE) You have difficult veins. 1311 01:01:43,603 --> 01:01:45,572 I have a difficult nurse. 1312 01:01:45,572 --> 01:01:47,273 (PIANO MUSIC PLAYING) 1313 01:01:49,909 --> 01:01:51,811 JACOB: What's that? 1314 01:01:51,811 --> 01:01:53,460 Hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on. 1315 01:01:53,880 --> 01:01:55,348 Guys, what's going on? 1316 01:01:55,348 --> 01:01:57,550 Opening night is in two weeks. 1317 01:01:57,550 --> 01:01:59,850 Why aren't you in your places? 1318 01:01:59,850 --> 01:02:00,887 DON: Yeah, places. 1319 01:02:00,887 --> 01:02:03,256 What I always say. 1320 01:02:03,256 --> 01:02:05,825 Oh, hey. Aren't you, um, stage left for this part? 1321 01:02:06,726 --> 01:02:08,728 Yeah, I know. Thanks. 1322 01:02:08,728 --> 01:02:11,364 Oh, I just didn't wanna run into you. 1323 01:02:11,364 --> 01:02:14,367 Sorry. Um, wait. Hi. 1324 01:02:14,367 --> 01:02:16,503 What... (CHUCKLES) What's her deal? 1325 01:02:16,503 --> 01:02:17,570 I don't know. 1326 01:02:19,739 --> 01:02:22,175 Maybe it's because you flirt with her boyfriend. 1327 01:02:22,175 --> 01:02:24,100 (JACKIE CHUCKLES) 1328 01:02:24,100 --> 01:02:25,845 - What? - Laura and Jacob. 1329 01:02:25,845 --> 01:02:27,881 Yeah. 1330 01:02:27,881 --> 01:02:29,549 They broke up just a few months ago. 1331 01:02:29,549 --> 01:02:31,451 Oh, my God, I literally had no idea. 1332 01:02:31,451 --> 01:02:33,860 Yeah, and you should probably also know 1333 01:02:33,860 --> 01:02:35,388 that Jacob wrote Laurie 1334 01:02:35,388 --> 01:02:36,790 (WHISPERS) for Laura. 1335 01:02:36,790 --> 01:02:38,825 He wrote the... (GASPS) 1336 01:02:40,560 --> 01:02:41,861 Why didn't anybody tell me that? 1337 01:02:42,429 --> 01:02:43,763 ****. 1338 01:02:43,763 --> 01:02:45,699 WILL: You haven't been following the rules, Laurie. 1339 01:02:45,699 --> 01:02:47,400 I know, Headmaster. 1340 01:02:47,400 --> 01:02:49,200 There's a certain way we behave. 1341 01:02:50,300 --> 01:02:52,639 I know, Headmaster. 1342 01:02:52,639 --> 01:02:54,400 And do you know what we do with girls like you? 1343 01:02:56,900 --> 01:02:57,377 - Girls like me? - WILL: Hmm. 1344 01:02:59,790 --> 01:03:00,380 What's wrong with girls like me? 1345 01:03:00,947 --> 01:03:01,981 JACOB: Okay. 1346 01:03:01,981 --> 01:03:04,500 Black out, intermission, song. 1347 01:03:04,500 --> 01:03:06,820 Let's, uh, let's run through it as an exercise. 1348 01:03:06,820 --> 01:03:08,254 - Keep it going. - JACKIE: Okay. 1349 01:03:08,254 --> 01:03:09,222 Uh... 1350 01:03:10,790 --> 01:03:13,960 (SIGHS) What's wrong with girls like me? 1351 01:03:13,960 --> 01:03:16,290 He didn't think there was anything wrong with me. 1352 01:03:17,497 --> 01:03:20,233 When I met him, 1353 01:03:20,233 --> 01:03:22,702 he didn't think there was anything wrong at all. 1354 01:03:23,970 --> 01:03:25,739 - I remember... - (PIANO PLAYING) 1355 01:03:27,340 --> 01:03:30,977 I remember the first moment I met him. 1356 01:03:30,977 --> 01:03:32,779 I remember I said... 1357 01:03:32,779 --> 01:03:35,915 - I said to him... - (ACTORS SNAPPING FINGERS) 1358 01:03:35,915 --> 01:03:37,150 ♪ Hi ♪ 1359 01:03:37,150 --> 01:03:39,352 ♪ Hello, lovely to meet ♪ 1360 01:03:40,620 --> 01:03:42,489 ♪ Please have a seat ♪ 1361 01:03:43,757 --> 01:03:46,726 ♪ Coffee or tea ♪ 1362 01:03:46,726 --> 01:03:49,696 ♪ I have Darjeeling, And green ♪ 1363 01:03:49,696 --> 01:03:54,167 ♪ I have a feeling I've seen you before ♪ 1364 01:03:54,167 --> 01:03:56,603 ♪ That bright eyes And that... ♪ 1365 01:03:56,603 --> 01:03:58,171 Sorry. 1366 01:03:58,171 --> 01:03:59,339 Fine, fine. 1367 01:03:59,339 --> 01:04:01,207 ♪ Smile ♪ 1368 01:04:01,207 --> 01:04:02,542 (PIANO STOPS) 1369 01:04:02,542 --> 01:04:04,100 - JACOB: Jackie, uh... - Yes. 1370 01:04:05,979 --> 01:04:08,648 This is a girl who's just been sent away 1371 01:04:08,648 --> 01:04:09,716 - from everything she knows. - JACKIE: Mmm-hmm. 1372 01:04:10,316 --> 01:04:13,453 She's recounting 1373 01:04:13,453 --> 01:04:16,990 the genesis of a relationship that nearly destroyed her. 1374 01:04:16,990 --> 01:04:18,124 She's about to break. 1375 01:04:18,124 --> 01:04:19,325 I need you to start somewhere. 1376 01:04:19,325 --> 01:04:21,194 Right now, it's like happy birthday 1377 01:04:21,194 --> 01:04:22,796 at my mom's house. I'm not getting anything. 1378 01:04:23,496 --> 01:04:25,432 - Okay?-Yeah. 1379 01:04:27,767 --> 01:04:29,350 (JACOB EXHALES) 1380 01:04:30,270 --> 01:04:32,238 (PAINO PLAYING) 1381 01:04:33,730 --> 01:04:34,107 (JACKIE CLEARS THROAT) 1382 01:04:39,512 --> 01:04:41,448 (ACTORS SNAPPING FINGERS) 1383 01:04:42,115 --> 01:04:43,316 ♪ Hi ♪ 1384 01:04:43,316 --> 01:04:45,552 ♪ Hello, lovely to meet ♪ 1385 01:04:46,986 --> 01:04:48,455 ♪ Please have a seat ♪ 1386 01:04:49,923 --> 01:04:51,240 ♪ Coffee or... ♪ 1387 01:04:51,240 --> 01:04:52,158 - Okay, no, no, no. - (JACKIE CLEARS THROAT) 1388 01:04:52,158 --> 01:04:53,259 - Stop.-Sorry. 1389 01:04:53,259 --> 01:04:54,494 JACOB: It's still not working for me. 1390 01:04:54,494 --> 01:04:55,562 - Yeah. - Like, I, kind of, feel like 1391 01:04:55,562 --> 01:04:57,230 I lost you in the last 24 hours. 1392 01:04:57,230 --> 01:04:58,832 I don't know where you're at. 1393 01:04:58,832 --> 01:05:00,667 And I don't wanna have to say the same things 1394 01:05:00,667 --> 01:05:02,202 over and over again, because if I do 1395 01:05:02,202 --> 01:05:04,404 then I feel like my language no longer has... 1396 01:05:04,404 --> 01:05:06,390 - Yeah, yeah. - ...kind of any utility. 1397 01:05:06,390 --> 01:05:07,774 - You know what I mean? - Jesus, lay off, Jacob. 1398 01:05:10,430 --> 01:05:11,845 What was that, Laura? 1399 01:05:11,845 --> 01:05:13,613 You got something to say? 1400 01:05:13,613 --> 01:05:16,116 No? While I have you, you're too far forward. 1401 01:05:16,116 --> 01:05:18,585 I need you back. Back, back, back, back. 1402 01:05:20,286 --> 01:05:21,888 The scene isn't about you. 1403 01:05:21,888 --> 01:05:23,456 Funny, it used to be. 1404 01:05:23,456 --> 01:05:24,958 (ACTORS GASP) 1405 01:05:24,958 --> 01:05:27,293 Not a good time for that. 1406 01:05:27,293 --> 01:05:28,795 Well, when would be a good time for that, 1407 01:05:28,795 --> 01:05:29,929 Your Highness? 1408 01:05:29,929 --> 01:05:31,131 (CLICKS TONGUE) Maybe after rehearsal. 1409 01:05:32,632 --> 01:05:33,900 No, well, actually, no. 1410 01:05:33,900 --> 01:05:35,735 That's... That's not gonna work for me. 1411 01:05:35,735 --> 01:05:37,470 I wanna talk about it right now. 1412 01:05:37,470 --> 01:05:38,872 (HUSHED WHISPERS) 1413 01:05:43,900 --> 01:05:44,511 (WHISPERS) Laura, you're embarrassing yourself. 1414 01:05:49,582 --> 01:05:50,517 (SCOFFS) 1415 01:05:53,186 --> 01:05:54,521 You're embarrassing yourself. 1416 01:05:56,356 --> 01:05:57,223 You think you... 1417 01:05:59,659 --> 01:06:02,629 (MIMICS JACOB) Hi, I... I'm Jacob Sullivan. 1418 01:06:02,629 --> 01:06:04,798 I'm a pretentious douchebag. 1419 01:06:04,798 --> 01:06:07,300 I think my shit doesn't stink. 1420 01:06:07,300 --> 01:06:08,635 (IN NORMAL VOICE) Well, guess what, Jacob! 1421 01:06:08,635 --> 01:06:10,670 I lived in the same apartment as you for years, 1422 01:06:10,670 --> 01:06:13,740 and I smelled your shit, and it doesn't smell good. 1423 01:06:13,740 --> 01:06:15,742 - It doesn't smell good. - Take a break, Laura. 1424 01:06:15,742 --> 01:06:16,810 LAURA: Yeah, sure. 1425 01:06:16,810 --> 01:06:18,578 What else do you need? Oh! 1426 01:06:18,578 --> 01:06:21,448 (MIMICS JACOB) Uh, I'm hungry, Laura. 1427 01:06:21,448 --> 01:06:23,416 Can you cook me some pasta? 1428 01:06:23,416 --> 01:06:25,251 Would you mind, 'cause I'm sitting 1429 01:06:25,251 --> 01:06:28,121 on the piano all day and I just can go 1430 01:06:28,121 --> 01:06:30,423 plunk, plunk, plunk. I'm useless. 1431 01:06:30,423 --> 01:06:32,158 I don't wanna do the laundry. 1432 01:06:32,158 --> 01:06:34,361 I don't want to do the dishes. 1433 01:06:34,361 --> 01:06:35,862 I don't want to do anything 1434 01:06:35,862 --> 01:06:38,698 because I'm God's gift to the world, 1435 01:06:38,698 --> 01:06:41,101 because he can string a few words together. 1436 01:06:41,101 --> 01:06:42,535 But you know what? I can string 1437 01:06:42,535 --> 01:06:44,337 words together, too, Jacob. 1438 01:06:44,337 --> 01:06:46,773 You limp ****, **** face! 1439 01:06:46,773 --> 01:06:48,942 DON: All right, she is letting it out. 1440 01:06:48,942 --> 01:06:50,610 - Laura, let's go outside. - No, I don't wanna go outside. 1441 01:06:50,610 --> 01:06:51,811 - Why would I wanna go outside? - MAZIE: Okay, okay. 1442 01:06:51,811 --> 01:06:53,446 - It's cold outside. - Laura. Lower your voice. 1443 01:06:53,446 --> 01:06:54,681 (SHOUTING) I will not lower my voice! 1444 01:06:54,681 --> 01:06:56,160 Don't tell me to lower my voice! 1445 01:06:56,160 --> 01:06:57,484 You lower your voice! 1446 01:06:57,484 --> 01:07:01,210 You're disloyal, narcissistic piece of shit! 1447 01:07:01,210 --> 01:07:02,522 ***hole! 1448 01:07:02,522 --> 01:07:05,225 DON: Okey-dokey. All right. 1449 01:07:05,225 --> 01:07:07,861 Got a little hot here in the kitchen. 1450 01:07:07,861 --> 01:07:10,330 Think it's time to, uh, take five, everybody. 1451 01:07:10,330 --> 01:07:12,799 That's five. Five! 1452 01:07:12,799 --> 01:07:14,901 Thank you so much, everyone. 1453 01:07:14,901 --> 01:07:16,636 That's 10, Don. 1454 01:07:16,636 --> 01:07:17,604 Ha! 1455 01:07:21,841 --> 01:07:23,760 (MAZIE LAUGHING) 1456 01:07:23,760 --> 01:07:25,450 - What?-Nothing. 1457 01:07:25,450 --> 01:07:26,312 You think this is funny? 1458 01:07:26,312 --> 01:07:28,148 Yeah, I did. I thought it was a little funny. 1459 01:07:28,148 --> 01:07:29,816 - Nothing about that was funny. - MAZIE: (CHUCKLES) Okay. 1460 01:07:29,816 --> 01:07:30,884 Jacob's being an ***hole. 1461 01:07:30,884 --> 01:07:31,985 He can't talk to people like that. 1462 01:07:31,985 --> 01:07:33,219 Well, directors are ***holes, 1463 01:07:33,219 --> 01:07:35,655 and sometimes they do talk to people like that. 1464 01:07:35,655 --> 01:07:38,892 And dude, Jackie is... ****. Butchering the part. 1465 01:07:39,559 --> 01:07:41,361 I don't blame him. 1466 01:07:41,361 --> 01:07:42,429 - Okay. (GRUNTS) - (LAURA GRUNTS) 1467 01:07:42,429 --> 01:07:43,563 Everyone's hanging out, can we go? 1468 01:07:43,563 --> 01:07:45,310 No, I'm not hanging out. 1469 01:07:45,310 --> 01:07:47,567 - Okay, then don't hang out. - You're just gonna leave. 1470 01:07:47,567 --> 01:07:49,736 - Yeah. - Why do you always do that? 1471 01:07:49,736 --> 01:07:51,871 God, you're such a shitty friend. 1472 01:07:51,871 --> 01:07:54,407 - Shitty friend? - A shitty friend. 1473 01:07:54,407 --> 01:07:55,742 After everything I've done for you, 1474 01:07:55,742 --> 01:07:57,770 - that's how you talk to me? - Oh, yes. Thank you. 1475 01:07:57,770 --> 01:07:58,845 Thank you so much, seriously, for picking me up 1476 01:07:58,845 --> 01:07:59,846 from the hospital and for doing 1477 01:07:59,846 --> 01:08:01,414 the bare minimum, always. 1478 01:08:01,414 --> 01:08:02,782 Thank you so much. 1479 01:08:05,552 --> 01:08:07,120 Sorry, do you have any other friends, 1480 01:08:08,788 --> 01:08:11,191 any family, a boyfriend? 1481 01:08:12,592 --> 01:08:13,793 Hmm? 1482 01:08:13,793 --> 01:08:15,495 Don't push it, Laura. 1483 01:08:16,563 --> 01:08:17,764 Call me when you're you again. 1484 01:08:19,650 --> 01:08:20,633 This is me. 1485 01:08:20,633 --> 01:08:21,935 Good luck with that. 1486 01:08:27,807 --> 01:08:29,309 (SCRIPT THUDS ON FLOOR) 1487 01:08:29,309 --> 01:08:30,143 LAURA: Damn it! 1488 01:08:33,847 --> 01:08:35,150 We need to talk. 1489 01:08:42,155 --> 01:08:43,423 LAURA: We're talking about my behavior? 1490 01:08:43,423 --> 01:08:44,491 Are you listening to yourself? 1491 01:08:44,491 --> 01:08:45,658 Goddamn it, Laura. 1492 01:08:46,960 --> 01:08:49,329 I didn't force you to audition. 1493 01:08:49,329 --> 01:08:51,640 It was your choice to be here. 1494 01:08:51,640 --> 01:08:52,932 If you can't handle it because of your own shit, 1495 01:08:52,932 --> 01:08:55,335 - that's on you. - My own shit? 1496 01:08:55,335 --> 01:08:56,436 We're together for five years 1497 01:08:56,436 --> 01:08:58,104 and now this is just my own shit? 1498 01:08:58,104 --> 01:08:59,572 You offered me a role, and then you tried 1499 01:08:59,572 --> 01:09:01,341 to cut me out. 1500 01:09:01,341 --> 01:09:03,410 - You tried to cut me out. - We broke up. 1501 01:09:03,410 --> 01:09:05,712 We broke up. 1502 01:09:06,946 --> 01:09:08,782 It's hard for me to be around you. 1503 01:09:08,782 --> 01:09:10,830 I don't wanna be around you. 1504 01:09:10,830 --> 01:09:13,453 I have to sit and watch someone else play my role 1505 01:09:13,453 --> 01:09:14,754 that you wrote for me, 1506 01:09:14,754 --> 01:09:16,322 that I helped you build. 1507 01:09:16,322 --> 01:09:18,525 Because I workshopped every single song, 1508 01:09:18,525 --> 01:09:21,528 and every single scene in this show with you, Jacob. 1509 01:09:21,528 --> 01:09:23,797 I read every single iteration 1510 01:09:23,797 --> 01:09:25,999 and version of your stupid book, 1511 01:09:25,999 --> 01:09:27,333 so you could hear it out loud. 1512 01:09:27,333 --> 01:09:29,569 You were my girlfriend. You were my girlfriend. 1513 01:09:32,238 --> 01:09:34,941 Why did you offer me the role, Jacob? 1514 01:09:34,941 --> 01:09:36,376 Why did you paint the whole picture for me 1515 01:09:36,376 --> 01:09:38,780 if you were just gonna take it all away? 1516 01:09:38,578 --> 01:09:39,846 Why? 1517 01:09:42,382 --> 01:09:44,500 Is it because we were sleeping together? 1518 01:09:46,860 --> 01:09:48,555 Is the role of Laurie Francis exclusively reserved... 1519 01:09:48,555 --> 01:09:49,856 - (JACOB SIGHS) - ...for the woman 1520 01:09:49,856 --> 01:09:52,580 that you're ****ing at the moment? Is that it? 1521 01:09:52,580 --> 01:09:53,293 What are you talking about? 1522 01:09:54,940 --> 01:09:56,730 (CHUCKLES) 1523 01:09:56,730 --> 01:09:58,231 I saw you at the Halloween party. 1524 01:09:59,699 --> 01:10:01,568 I saw you with Jackie. 1525 01:10:01,568 --> 01:10:03,837 I saw you and I wish I didn't care. 1526 01:10:03,837 --> 01:10:05,672 I shouldn't care. 1527 01:10:05,672 --> 01:10:08,742 But, I still care. 1528 01:10:08,742 --> 01:10:12,120 For some reason, I do. I can't help it. 1529 01:10:12,120 --> 01:10:14,147 And I still love you. 1530 01:10:15,515 --> 01:10:18,510 And I... (VOICE BREAKS) I wish I didn't. 1531 01:10:19,886 --> 01:10:21,721 I hate myself for it. 1532 01:10:21,721 --> 01:10:25,992 And I hate that I have you on this stupid pedestal, 1533 01:10:25,992 --> 01:10:27,927 and I can't stop feeling this way. 1534 01:10:27,927 --> 01:10:30,163 And I don't want to anymore. 1535 01:10:30,163 --> 01:10:31,865 And I don't know how to stop. 1536 01:10:31,865 --> 01:10:34,367 And I just need you to tell me. 1537 01:10:34,367 --> 01:10:35,168 How did you do it? 1538 01:10:38,772 --> 01:10:40,340 How, Jacob? 1539 01:10:44,244 --> 01:10:46,179 How did you stop loving me? 1540 01:10:46,813 --> 01:10:48,140 (SOBS) 1541 01:10:49,249 --> 01:10:51,184 (SENTIMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING) 1542 01:10:53,953 --> 01:10:55,288 How could you do that to me? 1543 01:11:06,660 --> 01:11:08,101 I spoke to the creative team. 1544 01:11:12,739 --> 01:11:14,207 This is so ****ed up. 1545 01:11:16,409 --> 01:11:17,677 You can't be in the show. 1546 01:11:19,646 --> 01:11:20,880 You're a liability. 1547 01:11:25,952 --> 01:11:26,853 I'm sorry. 1548 01:11:43,536 --> 01:11:44,738 (DOOR OPENS) 1549 01:11:45,772 --> 01:11:47,474 - LAURA: Monster? - (DOOR CLOSES) 1550 01:11:47,474 --> 01:11:48,975 Sorry, I'm late. 1551 01:11:54,347 --> 01:11:55,480 (SIGHS) 1552 01:12:11,698 --> 01:12:12,899 Monster, are you in there? 1553 01:12:26,279 --> 01:12:28,140 (SOLITUDE BY EDDIE HEYWOOD PLAYING ON SPEAKERS) 1554 01:12:39,592 --> 01:12:44,864 ** 1555 01:12:48,435 --> 01:12:51,710 ** 1556 01:12:56,576 --> 01:12:59,946 ** 1557 01:13:01,614 --> 01:13:06,286 ** 1558 01:13:08,922 --> 01:13:10,190 ** 1559 01:13:10,190 --> 01:13:10,957 Whoa. 1560 01:13:13,426 --> 01:13:14,160 Laura. 1561 01:13:15,528 --> 01:13:16,629 What is this place? 1562 01:13:16,629 --> 01:13:20,533 MONSTER: It's, uh, well... It's kinda where I live. 1563 01:13:20,533 --> 01:13:22,669 It's just, uh... It's a mess right now. 1564 01:13:22,669 --> 01:13:24,537 Um... 1565 01:13:24,537 --> 01:13:26,673 It's... I need to organize all this stuff. 1566 01:13:26,673 --> 01:13:29,109 But, uh, I don't know. 1567 01:13:29,109 --> 01:13:31,111 Uh, one man's trash is another man's... 1568 01:13:31,978 --> 01:13:33,413 You get it. (SIGHING) 1569 01:13:35,482 --> 01:13:37,500 LAURA: Wow. 1570 01:13:37,500 --> 01:13:38,985 MONSTER: Yeah. Rehearsal ran late? 1571 01:13:40,420 --> 01:13:41,454 Uh... 1572 01:13:42,422 --> 01:13:43,790 Yeah, yeah. 1573 01:13:43,790 --> 01:13:45,525 Sorry about that. 1574 01:13:48,628 --> 01:13:49,996 Everything okay? 1575 01:13:50,964 --> 01:13:52,298 Everything is fine. 1576 01:13:53,733 --> 01:13:56,102 Why do you ask? 1577 01:13:56,102 --> 01:13:59,390 Um, well, you're not looking at me in the eye, 1578 01:13:59,390 --> 01:14:00,140 for one thing. 1579 01:14:02,575 --> 01:14:03,843 What? 1580 01:14:05,178 --> 01:14:06,446 Yes. 1581 01:14:06,446 --> 01:14:08,314 - Ah, I... - You're not looking me 1582 01:14:08,314 --> 01:14:09,490 in the eye. 1583 01:14:09,649 --> 01:14:10,817 What's up there? 1584 01:14:10,817 --> 01:14:12,180 Um, it's... 1585 01:14:12,619 --> 01:14:13,553 I'm right here. 1586 01:14:14,621 --> 01:14:15,989 Yeah, ugh, I'm sorry. 1587 01:14:15,989 --> 01:14:17,157 Yeah, I'm sorry, okay? 1588 01:14:17,157 --> 01:14:20,393 I'm sorry. I just had a very shitty day. 1589 01:14:21,594 --> 01:14:22,896 Okay. What happened? 1590 01:14:25,980 --> 01:14:27,801 - I got fired. - What? How? 1591 01:14:28,635 --> 01:14:31,204 I... might have had a... 1592 01:14:32,639 --> 01:14:33,840 (CLICKS TONGUE) 1593 01:14:34,774 --> 01:14:37,811 ...meltdown during rehearsal. 1594 01:14:37,811 --> 01:14:40,814 And... (SIGHS) Then after that, 1595 01:14:40,814 --> 01:14:44,818 I... I fought with Mazie. 1596 01:14:47,354 --> 01:14:48,880 MONSTER: Uh-huh. 1597 01:14:49,456 --> 01:14:50,523 And, um... 1598 01:14:53,260 --> 01:14:55,950 - And then, um... - (MONSTER SIGHS) 1599 01:14:58,310 --> 01:14:59,899 Well, Jacob, um, 1600 01:15:02,235 --> 01:15:05,939 wanted to talk with me after rehearsal. 1601 01:15:07,700 --> 01:15:08,942 So I... stayed. 1602 01:15:11,411 --> 01:15:12,412 Um... 1603 01:15:13,313 --> 01:15:14,247 Yeah. 1604 01:15:15,648 --> 01:15:16,950 How did that talk go? 1605 01:15:17,717 --> 01:15:18,952 It wasn't... 1606 01:15:21,210 --> 01:15:22,622 It was, like, more like, um... 1607 01:15:24,657 --> 01:15:25,392 Did you guys... 1608 01:15:27,600 --> 01:15:28,461 kiss or something? 1609 01:15:37,437 --> 01:15:38,271 I'm sorry. 1610 01:15:38,271 --> 01:15:40,373 - MONSTER: Mmm. - I'm so sorry. 1611 01:15:45,879 --> 01:15:46,780 - I'm so sorry. - (MUSIC STOPS) 1612 01:15:46,780 --> 01:15:47,847 - (MONSTER GRUNTS) - (OBJECTS CLATTER) 1613 01:15:47,847 --> 01:15:48,982 (OBJECTS CLINKING) 1614 01:15:50,550 --> 01:15:51,484 (LAURA SIGHING) 1615 01:15:53,953 --> 01:15:55,550 Why? 1616 01:15:55,550 --> 01:15:57,157 (SOFTLY) I don't know. 1617 01:15:57,157 --> 01:15:59,259 - Why would you do that? - I don't know. 1618 01:15:59,259 --> 01:16:00,326 He doesn't love you. 1619 01:16:01,227 --> 01:16:02,662 He doesn't love you. 1620 01:16:02,662 --> 01:16:03,396 He never has. 1621 01:16:04,197 --> 01:16:05,665 That, no. That's... 1622 01:16:05,665 --> 01:16:07,100 - He doesn't love you. - Don't say that. 1623 01:16:07,100 --> 01:16:08,835 - That's not true. - It is true. 1624 01:16:08,835 --> 01:16:10,537 He doesn't love you the way you deserve to be loved. 1625 01:16:10,537 --> 01:16:13,440 Oh, come on. I deserve to be loved? 1626 01:16:13,440 --> 01:16:15,575 What do you know about how I deserve to be loved? 1627 01:16:15,575 --> 01:16:16,876 I happen to know a **** ton about it 1628 01:16:16,876 --> 01:16:18,440 if you looked around. 1629 01:16:18,440 --> 01:16:19,245 You don't know anything about love. 1630 01:16:19,245 --> 01:16:21,414 You're a ****ing monster. 1631 01:16:21,414 --> 01:16:24,184 You've spent your whole life hiding in here. 1632 01:16:24,184 --> 01:16:26,853 I wasn't hiding. 1633 01:16:26,853 --> 01:16:28,521 You shut me in here. 1634 01:16:28,521 --> 01:16:30,523 You didn't want anything to do with me. 1635 01:16:30,523 --> 01:16:32,580 Of course, I didn't want anything to do with you. 1636 01:16:32,580 --> 01:16:34,761 Look at you! You're disgusting! 1637 01:16:34,761 --> 01:16:36,960 You're horrible! 1638 01:16:36,663 --> 01:16:37,764 And you ruined my life! 1639 01:16:37,764 --> 01:16:39,766 And you've stolen all my socks! 1640 01:16:39,766 --> 01:16:40,967 You were never gonna do anything 1641 01:16:40,967 --> 01:16:42,569 - with those ****ing socks. - Yes, I was! 1642 01:16:42,569 --> 01:16:43,903 I needed those socks. 1643 01:16:43,903 --> 01:16:45,805 You know what? Maybe I'm disgusting, 1644 01:16:45,805 --> 01:16:47,107 but if it wasn't for me, 1645 01:16:47,107 --> 01:16:50,210 you'd still be a pathetic, weepy doormat, 1646 01:16:50,210 --> 01:16:51,778 crying in a corner, 1647 01:16:51,778 --> 01:16:53,580 playing the helpless victim, 1648 01:16:53,580 --> 01:16:55,815 letting the world trample all over you. 1649 01:16:55,815 --> 01:16:56,916 Is that who you wanna be, huh? 1650 01:16:56,916 --> 01:16:57,951 - I'm leaving. - You might as well 1651 01:16:57,951 --> 01:16:59,786 roll over and ****ing die. 1652 01:16:59,786 --> 01:17:01,388 - How can you say that to me? - Look at yourself. 1653 01:17:01,388 --> 01:17:03,390 - How can you say that to me? - Look at yourself, Laura. 1654 01:17:03,390 --> 01:17:05,291 - Laura, look at yourself. - I am looking at myself. 1655 01:17:06,793 --> 01:17:07,727 Come on. 1656 01:17:09,195 --> 01:17:10,930 Laura! 1657 01:17:10,930 --> 01:17:12,766 - Come on. - (BANGING ON DOOR) 1658 01:17:12,766 --> 01:17:15,135 Laura. (GROWLS) 1659 01:17:15,135 --> 01:17:16,836 - Come on, let me out. - No! 1660 01:17:16,836 --> 01:17:18,905 - Go away! - MONSTER: Let me out! 1661 01:17:18,905 --> 01:17:20,640 - Go away. - Don't do this again. 1662 01:17:20,640 --> 01:17:21,641 Laura. (GROWLS) 1663 01:17:25,110 --> 01:17:26,120 Fine, you want me gone? 1664 01:17:28,815 --> 01:17:29,883 Fine. 1665 01:17:31,951 --> 01:17:32,986 I'm gone. 1666 01:17:34,821 --> 01:17:36,890 (LAURA BREATHES HEAVILY) 1667 01:17:46,833 --> 01:17:48,902 (PENSIVE MUSIC PLAYING) 1668 01:18:05,885 --> 01:18:07,200 I'm sorry. 1669 01:18:17,970 --> 01:18:18,198 Monster? 1670 01:18:32,512 --> 01:18:33,279 Monster. 1671 01:18:45,725 --> 01:18:46,659 Monster? 1672 01:18:50,363 --> 01:18:51,798 Monster, I'm sorry. 1673 01:18:53,933 --> 01:18:55,335 Monster, where are you? 1674 01:18:56,536 --> 01:18:58,605 I'm really sorry. Please, come back. 1675 01:19:00,240 --> 01:19:02,108 Please. 1676 01:19:02,108 --> 01:19:04,100 (VOICE BREAKS) Please don't leave me. 1677 01:19:04,100 --> 01:19:06,413 (CRYING) Monster, please, don't... 1678 01:19:06,413 --> 01:19:08,548 Please, don't leave me. 1679 01:19:08,548 --> 01:19:09,916 Please, come back. 1680 01:19:13,586 --> 01:19:15,588 (SNIFFLES) I'm sorry. 1681 01:19:25,980 --> 01:19:26,132 (DOOR OPENS) 1682 01:19:26,132 --> 01:19:29,690 DR. KAUFFMAN: Okay, I am so sorry 1683 01:19:29,690 --> 01:19:31,438 to have kept you waiting. 1684 01:19:31,438 --> 01:19:33,139 (SIGHS) Wow, Laura. 1685 01:19:33,139 --> 01:19:35,542 You are looking like you're feeling much better. 1686 01:19:35,542 --> 01:19:37,644 I don't feel great. 1687 01:19:37,644 --> 01:19:40,547 Well, let me turn that frown upside down. 1688 01:19:40,547 --> 01:19:41,614 (TAPPING ON TABLE) 1689 01:19:41,614 --> 01:19:44,500 You are cleared, young lady. 1690 01:19:46,453 --> 01:19:47,387 You... 1691 01:19:48,588 --> 01:19:50,657 You're cancer-free, kid. That's good news. 1692 01:19:52,425 --> 01:19:53,660 What do I do now? 1693 01:19:54,361 --> 01:19:56,620 I don't know. 1694 01:19:56,620 --> 01:19:57,997 Call somebody. Go celebrate! 1695 01:19:57,997 --> 01:19:59,999 Hit the town! 1696 01:19:59,999 --> 01:20:02,350 Eat a jelly bean. You want a jelly bean? 1697 01:20:03,470 --> 01:20:04,504 Take a hand... 1698 01:20:04,504 --> 01:20:05,505 (CLINKING) 1699 01:20:07,774 --> 01:20:08,808 (DOOR OPENS) 1700 01:20:09,943 --> 01:20:10,977 (HOUSE DOOR OPENS) 1701 01:20:10,977 --> 01:20:12,979 (WISTFUL MUSIC PLAYING) 1702 01:20:39,906 --> 01:20:41,508 (MEDICINE BOTTLES CLATTER ON FLOOR) 1703 01:20:46,479 --> 01:20:47,414 (CELL PHONE VIBRATES) 1704 01:21:08,668 --> 01:21:10,370 So, listen, I just wanted to say, 1705 01:21:12,706 --> 01:21:15,410 thank you for sticking up for me the other day. 1706 01:21:15,410 --> 01:21:16,476 (CAR HONKING HORN) 1707 01:21:16,476 --> 01:21:17,877 Um, and also... 1708 01:21:19,612 --> 01:21:22,582 I'm really, really sorry. 1709 01:21:22,582 --> 01:21:24,250 It's okay. You don't have to be sorry. 1710 01:21:24,250 --> 01:21:27,320 No, I... I genuinely didn't know that 1711 01:21:27,320 --> 01:21:30,824 - I was, like, stealing... - Oh, no. 1712 01:21:30,824 --> 01:21:33,426 You weren't stealing him. It's okay. 1713 01:21:33,426 --> 01:21:36,229 I mean, people hook up. 1714 01:21:36,229 --> 01:21:37,831 - It's fine. - Wait, did you... I'm sorry. 1715 01:21:37,831 --> 01:21:39,733 Did you just say hook up? 1716 01:21:39,733 --> 01:21:42,902 Yeah. I mean, I saw you and Jacob hooking up 1717 01:21:42,902 --> 01:21:44,371 at the Halloween party. It's okay. 1718 01:21:44,371 --> 01:21:45,538 - Oh, my God! - I don't care. 1719 01:21:45,538 --> 01:21:47,574 - No, no, no, no. - It's over. Between us. 1720 01:21:47,574 --> 01:21:50,710 No, no. I've literally never hooked up with Jacob. 1721 01:21:50,710 --> 01:21:53,680 Like not even close. Ever. 1722 01:21:53,680 --> 01:21:55,515 - But I saw you with him. - No. 1723 01:21:55,515 --> 01:21:58,251 He just was really flirty with me. 1724 01:21:58,251 --> 01:22:01,121 And I... I... I didn't really know what to do 1725 01:22:01,121 --> 01:22:02,756 because he's my boss. So I just was, kind of, 1726 01:22:02,756 --> 01:22:04,324 going along with it, but... 1727 01:22:07,293 --> 01:22:09,796 - Okay. - The truth is, um, 1728 01:22:09,796 --> 01:22:12,320 I just really wanted to check in on you, 1729 01:22:12,320 --> 01:22:15,350 'cause I didn't know that you were sick, 1730 01:22:15,350 --> 01:22:16,703 or that you and Jacob were together, 1731 01:22:16,703 --> 01:22:19,539 or had just broken up. I didn't know any of that. 1732 01:22:19,539 --> 01:22:22,275 And then I found out that he fired you. 1733 01:22:22,275 --> 01:22:23,843 - Yeah, well. - Is he okay? 1734 01:22:24,644 --> 01:22:26,880 Like that's insane. 1735 01:22:26,880 --> 01:22:28,480 Laurie, Laura? 1736 01:22:29,749 --> 01:22:31,618 He shouldn't be able to get away with this. 1737 01:22:31,618 --> 01:22:32,619 LAURA: He can. 1738 01:22:33,119 --> 01:22:33,987 And he will. 1739 01:22:39,325 --> 01:22:40,493 Unless... 1740 01:22:43,997 --> 01:22:45,965 - (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING) - (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 1741 01:23:01,448 --> 01:23:03,750 (WHISPERS) Laura, don't make me regret this. 1742 01:23:08,788 --> 01:23:10,757 (WOMAN BREATHING HEAVILY) 1743 01:23:13,993 --> 01:23:16,620 (MELANCHOLIC MUSIC PLAYING) 1744 01:23:16,620 --> 01:23:18,732 (LAURA BREATHING HEAVILY) 1745 01:23:42,220 --> 01:23:44,324 Laura? Laura, what are you doing here? 1746 01:23:45,859 --> 01:23:48,328 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 1747 01:23:50,300 --> 01:23:52,132 We... We started spending more time together 1748 01:23:52,132 --> 01:23:53,666 and I was waiting for the right time to tell you 1749 01:23:53,666 --> 01:23:54,868 and you were sick. 1750 01:23:54,868 --> 01:23:56,870 And I was scared, and he was scared. 1751 01:23:56,870 --> 01:23:58,972 (MUFFLED) And I know it's really bad! 1752 01:23:58,972 --> 01:24:01,107 It's really ****ing bad! 1753 01:24:01,107 --> 01:24:03,176 (CONTINUES INAUDIBLY) 1754 01:24:03,176 --> 01:24:07,213 (MUFFLED) I'm such an idiot. I'm really sorry. (CRYING) 1755 01:24:07,213 --> 01:24:10,717 - (HIGH-PITCHED RINGING) - (MAZIE CONTINUES INAUDIBLY) 1756 01:24:10,717 --> 01:24:12,852 (SNIFFLES) Please, forgive me. 1757 01:24:12,852 --> 01:24:14,554 - LAURA: Mazie. - Laura, please. 1758 01:24:14,554 --> 01:24:16,523 - I'm sorry, Laura, please. - Get out of my room. 1759 01:24:16,523 --> 01:24:19,426 (SOBS) Okay, okay. Sorry. 1760 01:24:26,320 --> 01:24:27,634 (LAURA BREATHES HEAVILY) 1761 01:24:34,674 --> 01:24:36,609 (INDISTINCT, EXCITED CHATTER) 1762 01:24:41,681 --> 01:24:44,384 DON: Copy, okay. That is a go for places. 1763 01:24:44,384 --> 01:24:47,721 Go for places. Godspeed, Good Women. 1764 01:24:48,254 --> 01:24:49,322 Godspeed. 1765 01:24:52,258 --> 01:24:54,327 (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) 1766 01:24:54,327 --> 01:24:55,762 (CURTAINS CLATTERING) 1767 01:24:57,430 --> 01:25:01,301 (AUDIENCE APPLAUDING, CHEERING) 1768 01:25:01,868 --> 01:25:03,803 (WHISTLING) 1769 01:25:08,141 --> 01:25:09,909 Laurie Francis, 1770 01:25:09,909 --> 01:25:13,713 welcome to Mr. Baker's Finishing School for Girls. 1771 01:25:13,713 --> 01:25:14,981 We're glad to have you here. 1772 01:25:16,483 --> 01:25:18,651 We've been so looking forward to your arrival. 1773 01:25:19,986 --> 01:25:20,854 How do you feel, Laurie? 1774 01:25:22,389 --> 01:25:23,590 Father said... 1775 01:25:26,590 --> 01:25:27,127 WILL: Yes? 1776 01:25:27,127 --> 01:25:27,861 (TENSE MUSIC CONTINUES) 1777 01:25:31,798 --> 01:25:33,800 Father said I haven't been behaving the way 1778 01:25:33,800 --> 01:25:36,360 a girl should be behaving. 1779 01:25:36,360 --> 01:25:38,672 ♪ We three wanna Be something ♪ 1780 01:25:38,672 --> 01:25:41,410 LAURA: I want to be better, Headmaster Baker. 1781 01:25:43,143 --> 01:25:44,811 - I want to be. - WILL: A good woman? 1782 01:25:44,811 --> 01:25:46,646 Well, you've come to the right place. 1783 01:25:46,646 --> 01:25:49,716 There are only a few things that I require. 1784 01:25:49,716 --> 01:25:53,520 ♪ We're in it For the long run ♪ 1785 01:25:53,520 --> 01:25:56,990 ♪ But boy is it a long one ♪ 1786 01:25:56,990 --> 01:26:00,493 TOGETHER: * Temptation, You're a son of a gun ♪ 1787 01:26:00,493 --> 01:26:02,662 ♪ Desire with a capital D ♪ 1788 01:26:04,300 --> 01:26:07,400 ♪ The carnal With a capital C ♪ 1789 01:26:07,400 --> 01:26:10,737 ♪ The capital offenses Against a feminine ♪ 1790 01:26:10,737 --> 01:26:13,206 ♪ Sensibility ♪ 1791 01:26:13,206 --> 01:26:14,407 ♪ N'est-ce pas? ♪ 1792 01:26:14,407 --> 01:26:18,780 ♪ You don't put fork In the toaster slot ♪ 1793 01:26:18,780 --> 01:26:20,800 ♪ You don't dry Your hair in the tub ♪ 1794 01:26:20,800 --> 01:26:22,148 Laurie, you haven't been following the rules. 1795 01:26:22,148 --> 01:26:24,551 TOGETHER: * So pray tell, Little Miss Polka Dot ♪ 1796 01:26:24,551 --> 01:26:26,152 ♪ Whyya looking For trouble ♪ 1797 01:26:26,152 --> 01:26:28,880 You know what we do with girls like you. 1798 01:26:28,880 --> 01:26:29,522 TOGETHER: * Whyya looking For trouble ♪ 1799 01:26:29,522 --> 01:26:31,424 Girls like me? 1800 01:26:31,424 --> 01:26:34,928 TOGETHER: * Wanna bellow Wanna swear ♪ 1801 01:26:34,928 --> 01:26:38,531 ♪ Take a pillow From that sofa over there ♪ 1802 01:26:38,531 --> 01:26:41,735 ♪ Apply it to the face And scream real loud ♪ 1803 01:26:41,735 --> 01:26:43,970 ♪ And get it out ♪ 1804 01:26:43,970 --> 01:26:45,472 What's wrong with girls like me? 1805 01:26:45,472 --> 01:26:48,942 (SCREAMS) 1806 01:26:49,709 --> 01:26:51,344 (AUDIENCE APPLAUDING) 1807 01:26:51,344 --> 01:26:54,800 CHORUS: * The vile With a capital V ♪ 1808 01:26:54,800 --> 01:26:56,490 ♪ The dirty with a capital D ♪ 1809 01:26:57,450 --> 01:26:59,252 ♪ Those capital offenses ♪ 1810 01:26:59,252 --> 01:27:00,687 ♪ Against a feminine ♪ 1811 01:27:00,687 --> 01:27:03,256 ♪ Sensibility ♪ 1812 01:27:03,256 --> 01:27:04,524 ♪ Vraiment ♪ 1813 01:27:04,524 --> 01:27:07,193 ♪ You know to use a mitt When the oven's hot ♪ 1814 01:27:07,193 --> 01:27:09,629 He didn't think there was anything wrong with me. 1815 01:27:09,629 --> 01:27:10,897 ♪ Yes, yes, you ♪ 1816 01:27:10,897 --> 01:27:12,332 TOGETHER: ♪ So pray tell... ♪ 1817 01:27:12,332 --> 01:27:14,367 He didn't think there was anything wrong with me at all. 1818 01:27:14,367 --> 01:27:17,704 TOGETHER: * So pray tell, Little Miss Polka Dot ♪ 1819 01:27:17,704 --> 01:27:19,572 ♪ Whyya looking For trouble ♪ 1820 01:27:20,373 --> 01:27:21,474 I remember... 1821 01:27:21,474 --> 01:27:23,476 ♪ Whyya looking For trouble ♪ 1822 01:27:24,811 --> 01:27:26,346 ♪ Whyya looking For trouble ♪ 1823 01:27:26,346 --> 01:27:28,815 I remember the first moment we met. 1824 01:27:28,815 --> 01:27:30,750 TOGETHER: ♪ You ♪ 1825 01:27:34,521 --> 01:27:35,755 LAURA: I remember I said... 1826 01:27:38,425 --> 01:27:40,827 I said to him. 1827 01:27:40,827 --> 01:27:42,762 - (CURTAINS CLATTERING) - (AUDIENCE APPLAUDING) 1828 01:27:44,597 --> 01:27:46,766 (AUDIENCE CHEERING) 1829 01:27:54,407 --> 01:27:56,443 DON: That's intermission, everybody. 1830 01:27:58,478 --> 01:27:59,779 - Laura! - (DOOR SLAMS) 1831 01:28:00,480 --> 01:28:01,781 Where is she? 1832 01:28:03,450 --> 01:28:05,485 - (CLATTERS)-Laura! 1833 01:28:06,419 --> 01:28:07,153 WILL: What's going on? 1834 01:28:08,154 --> 01:28:08,855 Laura? 1835 01:28:11,424 --> 01:28:12,792 Anybody know how she got... 1836 01:28:16,429 --> 01:28:17,664 (ELECTRICITY CRACKLING) 1837 01:28:18,798 --> 01:28:20,700 WILL: Everybody back here. 1838 01:28:23,403 --> 01:28:25,572 JACOB: Laura! 1839 01:28:25,572 --> 01:28:28,108 Out, everyone out. Out! Now. 1840 01:28:28,108 --> 01:28:29,642 You. 1841 01:28:29,642 --> 01:28:31,440 JACOB: (YELLING) Get out! 1842 01:28:38,351 --> 01:28:39,185 How long? 1843 01:28:41,121 --> 01:28:43,890 How long have you been sleeping with Mazie? 1844 01:28:43,890 --> 01:28:46,920 (SQUEALS) Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Who cares? 1845 01:28:46,920 --> 01:28:49,896 You're actually talking about that right now? 1846 01:28:49,896 --> 01:28:51,598 Laura, what are you doing here? 1847 01:28:51,598 --> 01:28:54,334 Where the **** is Jackie? 1848 01:28:54,334 --> 01:28:56,169 You're doing a completely different show 1849 01:28:56,169 --> 01:28:58,171 than what I've been rehearsing for the past six weeks. 1850 01:28:58,171 --> 01:29:00,840 (GRUNTS) You are destroying everything! 1851 01:29:03,900 --> 01:29:04,678 How is this happening? How is... I can't... 1852 01:29:04,678 --> 01:29:05,845 How is this happening to me? 1853 01:29:08,314 --> 01:29:12,552 Laura. Laura, please tell me. 1854 01:29:14,454 --> 01:29:16,856 What can I do? What can I do 1855 01:29:16,856 --> 01:29:20,493 so that you don't **** up my entire life? 1856 01:29:20,493 --> 01:29:23,129 You think I'm ****ing up your life? 1857 01:29:23,129 --> 01:29:25,165 The New York Times is here. 1858 01:29:25,165 --> 01:29:28,368 The New York Times. 1859 01:29:28,368 --> 01:29:30,637 Jesse Green is sitting in row J, 1860 01:29:30,637 --> 01:29:32,639 with a ****ing legal pad, 1861 01:29:32,639 --> 01:29:34,841 waiting to make me critics pick! 1862 01:29:37,544 --> 01:29:39,446 - Wow, you're pathetic. - (JACOB SIGHS) 1863 01:29:41,414 --> 01:29:43,383 It's opening night. 1864 01:29:43,383 --> 01:29:46,190 This is my opening night! 1865 01:29:46,190 --> 01:29:49,489 I don't give a **** about your opening night, 1866 01:29:49,489 --> 01:29:52,359 Jacob. I don't care. 1867 01:29:52,359 --> 01:29:54,561 You are so jealous. 1868 01:29:54,561 --> 01:29:57,630 You've always been so jealous of me. 1869 01:29:57,630 --> 01:30:00,667 God, you are so ****ing selfish. 1870 01:30:00,667 --> 01:30:02,168 Watch what you say to me, Jacob. 1871 01:30:02,168 --> 01:30:04,300 (JACOB CHUCKLES) 1872 01:30:04,300 --> 01:30:05,710 Or what? 1873 01:30:06,439 --> 01:30:08,742 Or what, Laura? 1874 01:30:10,210 --> 01:30:11,144 Or what? 1875 01:30:12,112 --> 01:30:13,246 Or... 1876 01:30:13,246 --> 01:30:14,647 I'll rip... 1877 01:30:15,281 --> 01:30:17,484 your ****ing... 1878 01:30:17,484 --> 01:30:19,520 throat... 1879 01:30:19,520 --> 01:30:20,153 out. 1880 01:30:23,723 --> 01:30:25,892 (LIGHT SWITCH THUDS) 1881 01:30:25,892 --> 01:30:29,329 (SILENCE) 1882 01:30:29,329 --> 01:30:31,998 (AUDIENCE APPLAUDING) 1883 01:30:58,910 --> 01:31:00,126 (APPLAUSE FADES) 1884 01:31:01,661 --> 01:31:02,662 I remember. 1885 01:31:06,399 --> 01:31:08,435 (PIANO PLAYING) 1886 01:31:08,435 --> 01:31:10,360 The first moment we met. 1887 01:31:12,439 --> 01:31:13,673 I remember I said... 1888 01:31:15,800 --> 01:31:18,278 - I said to him. - (FINGERS SNAPPING) 1889 01:31:18,278 --> 01:31:19,846 ♪ Hi ♪ 1890 01:31:19,846 --> 01:31:21,681 ♪ Hello, lovely to meet ♪ 1891 01:31:23,483 --> 01:31:24,684 ♪ Please have a seat ♪ 1892 01:31:26,152 --> 01:31:27,787 ♪ Coffee or tea ♪ 1893 01:31:29,890 --> 01:31:31,991 ♪ I have Darjeeling And green ♪ 1894 01:31:31,991 --> 01:31:34,627 ♪ I have a feeling ♪ 1895 01:31:34,627 --> 01:31:36,396 ♪ I've seen you before ♪ 1896 01:31:36,396 --> 01:31:39,632 ♪ Those bright eyes That brown hair ♪ 1897 01:31:39,632 --> 01:31:42,736 ♪ And that do-you-dare smile ♪ 1898 01:31:43,870 --> 01:31:46,539 ♪ Enchanté ♪ 1899 01:31:46,539 --> 01:31:49,542 ♪ My stranger ♪ 1900 01:31:49,542 --> 01:31:51,177 ♪ Stay for a while ♪ 1901 01:31:51,177 --> 01:31:52,178 (DOOR CLATTERS) 1902 01:31:55,448 --> 01:31:57,851 (FINGERS SNAPPING) 1903 01:31:57,851 --> 01:31:59,152 ♪ Hi ♪ 1904 01:31:59,152 --> 01:32:02,155 ♪ Hello, lovely to meet ♪ 1905 01:32:02,155 --> 01:32:05,191 ♪ You put up your feet ♪ 1906 01:32:05,191 --> 01:32:08,280 ♪ Do you feel the heat? ♪ 1907 01:32:08,280 --> 01:32:11,310 ♪ True, maybe this isn't ♪ 1908 01:32:11,310 --> 01:32:14,100 ♪ The right way But please spend ♪ 1909 01:32:14,100 --> 01:32:17,837 ♪ The night Maybe we could find out ♪ 1910 01:32:17,837 --> 01:32:20,507 ♪ And allay any doubt ♪ 1911 01:32:20,507 --> 01:32:22,275 ♪ This is it ♪ 1912 01:32:23,443 --> 01:32:25,945 ♪ Enchanté ♪ 1913 01:32:25,945 --> 01:32:29,182 ♪ My stranger ♪ 1914 01:32:29,182 --> 01:32:32,185 ♪ Stay for a bit Stay for a touch ♪ 1915 01:32:32,185 --> 01:32:34,854 ♪ Say what you feel Make it too much ♪ 1916 01:32:34,854 --> 01:32:38,591 ♪ I want this every Which way ♪ 1917 01:32:38,591 --> 01:32:40,593 ♪ No need to rush ♪ 1918 01:32:40,593 --> 01:32:43,463 ♪ Stay for a touch Stay for a tad ♪ 1919 01:32:43,463 --> 01:32:46,266 ♪ I wanna have, Wanna be had ♪ 1920 01:32:46,266 --> 01:32:49,936 ♪ I've been too good For too long ♪ 1921 01:32:49,936 --> 01:32:52,906 ♪ Time to be bad ♪ 1922 01:32:54,107 --> 01:32:55,475 - (MONSTER GRUNTING) - (FLESH SQUELCHES) 1923 01:32:55,475 --> 01:32:57,770 ♪ 'Cause this Rip roaring heart's ♪ 1924 01:32:57,770 --> 01:32:59,713 ♪ Growing stronger ♪ 1925 01:32:59,713 --> 01:33:04,417 ♪ This rip roaring heart Won't hold back any longer ♪ 1926 01:33:05,218 --> 01:33:06,653 Did I take that too far? 1927 01:33:06,653 --> 01:33:09,389 ♪ No longer ♪ 1928 01:33:09,389 --> 01:33:10,490 Monster... 1929 01:33:12,659 --> 01:33:13,793 ♪ Hi ♪ 1930 01:33:13,793 --> 01:33:16,463 ♪ Hello, give me your all ♪ 1931 01:33:17,664 --> 01:33:20,300 ♪ Set me aflame ♪ 1932 01:33:20,300 --> 01:33:22,802 ♪ Tear down the wall ♪ 1933 01:33:22,802 --> 01:33:25,772 ♪ Beautiful fate Knew the score ♪ 1934 01:33:25,772 --> 01:33:27,674 ♪ Right when you Bust through ♪ 1935 01:33:27,674 --> 01:33:29,342 (SOBS) You're here. 1936 01:33:30,610 --> 01:33:32,245 Hey, stranger. 1937 01:33:32,245 --> 01:33:35,810 ♪ Go back to before ♪ 1938 01:33:35,810 --> 01:33:38,485 (SOBBING) I thought I'd lost you forever. 1939 01:33:40,387 --> 01:33:41,354 Lose me? 1940 01:33:42,756 --> 01:33:43,890 No. 1941 01:33:43,890 --> 01:33:45,425 You could never lose me, Laura. 1942 01:33:47,927 --> 01:33:49,662 I'm your monster. 1943 01:33:49,662 --> 01:33:53,330 ♪ My stranger ♪ 1944 01:33:54,801 --> 01:33:59,639 ♪ Sweet stranger ♪ 1945 01:34:02,676 --> 01:34:04,344 ♪ Lovely to meet you ♪ 1946 01:34:04,978 --> 01:34:06,146 (EXHALES) 1947 01:34:06,846 --> 01:34:08,815 (BREATHING HEAVILY) 1948 01:34:09,749 --> 01:34:11,351 (AUDIENCE MURMURING) 1949 01:34:13,853 --> 01:34:15,210 Is this a part of the show? 1950 01:34:16,690 --> 01:34:20,600 I don't know, but I'm so into it. 1951 01:34:20,600 --> 01:34:22,128 (AUDIENCE SHOUTING, CLAMORING) 1952 01:34:22,128 --> 01:34:23,463 (RULER CLATTERS) 1953 01:34:23,463 --> 01:34:25,832 (SHOUTING, CLAMORING CONTINUES) 1954 01:34:25,832 --> 01:34:29,569 (PIANO PLAYING ) 1955 01:34:42,480 --> 01:34:44,184 (MONSTER GROWLS) 1956 01:34:44,184 --> 01:34:44,984 (upbeat music) ♪ Off with your head 1957 01:34:44,984 --> 01:34:45,585 ♪ Off with your head 1958 01:34:46,820 --> 01:34:48,254 ♪ Off with your head 1959 01:34:48,254 --> 01:34:49,220 ♪ Off, off 1960 01:34:49,220 --> 01:34:51,925 ♪ Off with your head 1961 01:34:51,925 --> 01:34:52,926 ♪ Play dead ***** 1962 01:34:52,926 --> 01:34:53,927 ♪ You heard what I said ***** 1963 01:34:53,927 --> 01:34:58,365 ♪ Off with your head 1964 01:34:58,365 --> 01:34:59,199 ♪ Off, off 1965 01:34:59,199 --> 01:35:01,935 ♪ Off with your head 1966 01:35:01,935 --> 01:35:03,136 ♪ Play dead ***** 1967 01:35:03,136 --> 01:35:04,938 ♪ You heard what I said ***** 1968 01:35:04,938 --> 01:35:05,872 ♪ Don't get it confused 1969 01:35:05,872 --> 01:35:07,107 ♪ *****, I'm not just anybody 1970 01:35:07,107 --> 01:35:08,274 ♪ I cut many bodies 1971 01:35:08,274 --> 01:35:09,776 ♪ Chop 'em like I know karate 1972 01:35:09,776 --> 01:35:11,440 ♪ I been known to check a ***** ♪ 1973 01:35:11,440 --> 01:35:12,512 ♪ Who been known to doubt me 1974 01:35:12,512 --> 01:35:13,847 ♪ Can't name the top five 1975 01:35:13,847 --> 01:35:15,281 ♪ Without talkin' bout me 1976 01:35:15,281 --> 01:35:16,149 ♪ Take a shot, sir 1977 01:35:16,149 --> 01:35:17,517 ♪ I don't mean paparazzi 1978 01:35:17,517 --> 01:35:18,885 ♪ Suicidal doors, yeah 1979 01:35:18,885 --> 01:35:20,286 ♪ On my whips, kamikaze 1980 01:35:20,286 --> 01:35:21,187 ♪ Pullin' out the lobby 1981 01:35:21,187 --> 01:35:22,220 ♪ Just to kill 1982 01:35:22,220 --> 01:35:22,822 ♪ That's my only hobby 1983 01:35:22,822 --> 01:35:24,124 ♪ If you a wave 1984 01:35:24,124 --> 01:35:25,525 ♪ Then I'm a ****in' tsunami 1985 01:35:25,525 --> 01:35:27,460 ♪ One time for the *****es in the back ♪ 1986 01:35:27,460 --> 01:35:28,828 ♪ Yeah 1987 01:35:28,828 --> 01:35:29,863 ♪ Two times if they don't know how to act ♪ 1988 01:35:29,863 --> 01:35:31,531 ♪ Yeah 1989 01:35:31,531 --> 01:35:32,399 ♪ Three times and you know that it's a wrap ♪ 1990 01:35:32,399 --> 01:35:33,466 ♪ Yeah 1991 01:35:33,466 --> 01:35:34,567 ♪ Got a way with words, baby 1992 01:35:34,567 --> 01:35:36,200 ♪ I can give you that ♪ But 1993 01:35:36,200 --> 01:35:38,710 ♪ Who else comin' with a drip like this ♪ 1994 01:35:38,710 --> 01:35:40,573 ♪ Plus spit like a fully loaded Draco clip ♪ 1995 01:35:40,573 --> 01:35:42,208 ♪ Bow down when you talkin' to the queen ♪ 1996 01:35:42,208 --> 01:35:43,209 ♪ Get a grip 1997 01:35:43,209 --> 01:35:44,310 ♪ Man, I gave you *****es life 1998 01:35:44,310 --> 01:35:45,378 ♪ And this the thanks I get 1999 01:35:45,378 --> 01:35:46,713 ♪ Youuuu 2000 01:35:46,713 --> 01:35:47,714 ♪ Think that you know 2001 01:35:47,714 --> 01:35:49,150 ♪ But don't stand too close 2002 01:35:49,150 --> 01:35:51,510 ♪ 'Cause I might explode ♪ Ah, ah 2003 01:35:51,510 --> 01:35:51,851 ♪ Youuuu 2004 01:35:51,851 --> 01:35:52,886 ♪ Must be confused 2005 01:35:52,886 --> 01:35:54,220 ♪ You wanna play games 2006 01:35:54,220 --> 01:35:56,389 ♪ But I wrote the rules ♪ Ha, ha 2007 01:35:56,389 --> 01:35:59,250 ♪ God only knows the things I could do ♪ 2008 01:35:59,250 --> 01:36:00,493 ♪ If you cross me 2009 01:36:00,493 --> 01:36:02,562 ♪ Then I'ma cross you ♪ Youuuu 2010 01:36:02,562 --> 01:36:03,496 ♪ Yes, you 2011 01:36:03,496 --> 01:36:04,264 ♪ Keep pushing your luck 2012 01:36:04,264 --> 01:36:05,498 ♪ And you can find out 2013 01:36:05,498 --> 01:36:06,433 ♪ Real soon, boo 2014 01:36:06,433 --> 01:36:10,870 ♪ Off with your head 2015 01:36:10,870 --> 01:36:11,705 ♪ Off, off 2016 01:36:11,705 --> 01:36:14,341 ♪ Off with your head 2017 01:36:14,341 --> 01:36:15,275 ♪ Play dead ***** 2018 01:36:15,275 --> 01:36:16,509 ♪ You heard what I said ***** 2019 01:36:16,509 --> 01:36:21,214 ♪ Off with your head 2020 01:36:21,214 --> 01:36:22,480 ♪ Off, off 2021 01:36:22,480 --> 01:36:24,951 ♪ Off with your head 2022 01:36:24,951 --> 01:36:25,952 ♪ Play dead ***** 2023 01:36:25,952 --> 01:36:27,253 ♪ You heard what I said ***** 2024 01:36:27,253 --> 01:36:28,254 ♪ Use the plot 2025 01:36:28,254 --> 01:36:29,622 ♪ And it's your last mistake 2026 01:36:29,622 --> 01:36:30,890 ♪ You'll be modeling cement boots ♪ 2027 01:36:30,890 --> 01:36:32,920 ♪ Bottom of a lake 2028 01:36:32,920 --> 01:36:33,293 ♪ You know I be fresh to death 2029 01:36:33,293 --> 01:36:34,728 ♪ Like every damn wake 2030 01:36:34,728 --> 01:36:36,290 ♪ See me bust down the roley 2031 01:36:36,290 --> 01:36:37,564 ♪ Put some diamonds in your face ♪ 2032 01:36:37,564 --> 01:36:39,599 ♪ And this 24 karat chain still heavy weight ♪ 2033 01:36:39,599 --> 01:36:40,967 ♪ Walked it up the roadway 2034 01:36:40,967 --> 01:36:42,736 ♪ You already late 2035 01:36:42,736 --> 01:36:44,604 ♪ No my number be the same in every single state ♪ 2036 01:36:44,604 --> 01:36:46,106 ♪ It's 911 2037 01:36:46,106 --> 01:36:47,574 ♪ Catch me burnin' up the place ♪ 2038 01:36:47,574 --> 01:36:49,542 ♪ So, say it loud for the *****es in the back ♪ 2039 01:36:49,542 --> 01:36:50,910 ♪ Yeah 2040 01:36:50,910 --> 01:36:52,145 ♪ Two times if they don't know how to act ♪ 2041 01:36:52,145 --> 01:36:53,546 ♪ Yeah 2042 01:36:53,546 --> 01:36:54,914 ♪ Three times and you know that it's a wrap ♪ 2043 01:36:54,914 --> 01:36:56,820 ♪ Yeah 2044 01:36:56,820 --> 01:36:56,883 ♪ Got a way words, baby 2045 01:36:56,883 --> 01:36:58,551 ♪ I can give you that 2046 01:36:58,551 --> 01:37:00,587 ♪ Who else comin' with a drip like this ♪ 2047 01:37:00,587 --> 01:37:03,890 ♪ Plus spit like a fully loaded Draco clip ♪ 2048 01:37:03,890 --> 01:37:04,824 ♪ Bow down when you talkin' to the queen ♪ 2049 01:37:04,824 --> 01:37:06,590 ♪ Get a grip 2050 01:37:06,590 --> 01:37:07,600 ♪ Man, I gave you *****es life 2051 01:37:07,600 --> 01:37:08,610 ♪ And this the thanks I get 2052 01:37:08,610 --> 01:37:09,229 ♪ Youuuu 2053 01:37:09,229 --> 01:37:10,230 ♪ Think that you know 2054 01:37:10,230 --> 01:37:11,164 ♪ But don't stand too close 2055 01:37:11,164 --> 01:37:12,966 ♪ Cause I might explode 2056 01:37:12,966 --> 01:37:13,833 ♪ Ah, ah 2057 01:37:13,833 --> 01:37:14,901 ♪ Youuuu 2058 01:37:14,901 --> 01:37:15,802 ♪ Much be confused 2059 01:37:15,802 --> 01:37:17,170 ♪ You wanna plays games 2060 01:37:17,170 --> 01:37:19,506 ♪ But I wrote the rules ♪ Ha, ha 2061 01:37:19,506 --> 01:37:21,841 ♪ God only knows the things I could do ♪ 2062 01:37:21,841 --> 01:37:23,410 ♪ If you cross me 2063 01:37:23,410 --> 01:37:25,178 ♪ Then I'ma cross you ♪ Youuuu 2064 01:37:25,178 --> 01:37:26,112 ♪ Yes, you 2065 01:37:26,112 --> 01:37:26,980 ♪ Keep pushing your luck 2066 01:37:26,980 --> 01:37:28,114 ♪ And you can find out 2067 01:37:28,114 --> 01:37:29,150 ♪ Real soon, boo 2068 01:37:29,150 --> 01:37:33,687 ♪ Off with your head 2069 01:37:33,687 --> 01:37:34,587 ♪ Off, off 2070 01:37:34,587 --> 01:37:37,190 ♪ Off with your head 2071 01:37:37,190 --> 01:37:38,191 ♪ Play dead ***** 2072 01:37:38,191 --> 01:37:39,492 ♪ You heard what I said ***** 2073 01:37:39,492 --> 01:37:43,930 ♪ Off with your head 2074 01:37:43,930 --> 01:37:44,931 ♪ Off, off 2075 01:37:44,931 --> 01:37:47,434 ♪ Off with your head 2076 01:37:47,434 --> 01:37:48,334 ♪ Play dead ***** 2077 01:37:48,334 --> 01:37:52,772 ♪ You heard what I said ***** 2078 01:37:52,772 --> 01:37:56,843 (doo-wop music) ♪ Oooh, oooh 2079 01:37:56,843 --> 01:37:58,678 ♪ Oooooh 2080 01:37:58,678 --> 01:38:00,847 ♪ Waaa 2081 01:38:00,847 --> 01:38:04,384 ♪ Oooh, oooh 2082 01:38:04,384 --> 01:38:09,255 ♪ Oooooooh, waaa 2083 01:38:10,323 --> 01:38:13,526 ♪ We broke up just a week ago 2084 01:38:13,526 --> 01:38:15,128 ♪ How my heart is breaking 2085 01:38:15,128 --> 01:38:17,831 ♪ He'll never know 2086 01:38:17,831 --> 01:38:19,499 ♪ Each night I cry myself to sleep ♪ 2087 01:38:19,499 --> 01:38:22,335 ♪ I count my tears and scattered sheep ♪ 2088 01:38:22,335 --> 01:38:26,506 ♪ I'll never stop loving you 2089 01:38:26,506 --> 01:38:30,877 ♪ But now I know what to do 2090 01:38:30,877 --> 01:38:35,315 ♪ I'll light a candle 2091 01:38:35,315 --> 01:38:40,286 ♪ And hope you'll see me 2092 01:38:41,454 --> 01:38:44,724 ♪ Guiding light, shining bright ♪ 2093 01:38:44,724 --> 01:38:49,596 ♪ And come back to me 2094 01:38:50,430 --> 01:38:55,201 ♪ Oooh, waaa 2095 01:38:55,201 --> 01:38:57,904 (doo-wop music) 2096 01:39:02,108 --> 01:39:06,546 ♪ I'll light a candle 2097 01:39:06,546 --> 01:39:11,418 ♪ I'll say a prayer 2098 01:39:12,585 --> 01:39:13,753 ♪ It's one thing that cheers me ♪ 2099 01:39:13,753 --> 01:39:16,756 ♪ I know someone hears me 2100 01:39:16,756 --> 01:39:21,194 ♪ Way up there 2101 01:39:21,194 --> 01:39:25,699 ♪ I'll light a candle 2102 01:39:25,699 --> 01:39:30,537 ♪ And hope you'll see me 2103 01:39:31,738 --> 01:39:35,308 ♪ Guiding light, shining bright ♪ 2104 01:39:35,308 --> 01:39:40,146 ♪ And darling, please come back to me ♪ 2105 01:39:43,483 --> 01:39:45,352 ♪ Ohhh