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[Dorothy]Previously on Doom Patrol...

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- Niles is dying.
- What?

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But we're all dying. Nothing to fret over.

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[zipper closing]

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[Larry]You learned to
master that thing in five years.

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[Moscow]How long did it take you?

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If you ever need
a new perspective on Earth,

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I highly recommend space.

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[Larry]Is that what you want, buddy?

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I go to prison, but
the people who poisoned my body

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and paid me to do horrible
things on their behalf walk free?

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That's why I'm giving you a two-minute
head start before I call the police.

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You don't want to
become a name on my list, Vic.

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Something's wrong with my hand.
The fingers are all slow.

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[distorted] Too...

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****ing...

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slow.

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[Niles]You were the only one I trust.

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I hereby leave the secret to you.

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[Jane]Will somebody do something about...

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[shouts] ...that?

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[alarm beeping]

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[automated voice]Arrival imminent.

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You've got to be ****ing kidding.

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[sighing]

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[music playing]

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[The Brain]This moment in history
is ours to do with what we will.

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The hour upon us is dark.

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Our very way of life is under attack.

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Our dedication to evil, besieged.

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But we will not shy from adversity.

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Niles Caulder will be stopped.

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Evidently, he's taken
out our man in Paraguay.

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And that insufferable
Eric Morden along with him.

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Je m'en fous.

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[The Brain] In light of this new
intelligence,

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it appears we're next on his list.

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However,
it'll take much more than whatever

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two-bit army Caulder's
building to stop us.

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Monsieur Mallah...

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Send him in.

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Kindly send him in, please.

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I thought you said this was fixed.
-It was working this morning.

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We have access to the most
advanced alien technologies.

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And we can't even... Oh, God damn it.
-Let me just try and see...

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- Just leave it. Leave it!
- Oh, okay. Fine. Okay.

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Maureen, send him in!

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[winding]

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- [dramatic orchestral music]
- Behold!

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Garguax the Decimator!

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Eater of worlds!

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Annihilator of Zortain!

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Raider of the seven galaxies of Cressida!

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It's just us, Samuelson. Relax.

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[The Brain] Thank you for coming, Garguax.

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You've already been
briefed, so I'll be quick.

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Our crusade against Caulder is
in jeopardy, and we need back up.

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When this transponder gives the signal,
you'll know the targets onsite.

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She must be
eliminated swiftly and with severity.

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Of course.

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And who is the target?

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[The Brain] You're
our most trusted ally, Garguax.

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We're counting on you.

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The fate of our entire
organization rests in your hands.

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Make us proud.

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[Samuelson chuckles]

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[mimicking ray gun sound]

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[powering up]

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Week one. We're in. No sign of the target.

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But when she dares to
show her face, we'll be ready.

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In the meantime, our presence
here will go completely unnoticed.

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[indistinct conversations]

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[dramatic orchestral music]

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Behold!

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Garguax The Decimator!

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Eater of worlds!

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Annihilator of Zortain!

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Raider of the Seven galaxies of Cressida.

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[cutlery clatters]

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[music continues to play]

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- [music stops]
- [footsteps approaching]

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Jim Thompson. Life Group Insurance.

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And he said to me, "I am a proctologist."

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And I say, "Great!

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Then you shouldn't have any
trouble... [speaks alien language]

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[laughs]

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[translating] Pulling
your head out of your ***.

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[laughs]

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[all laughing]

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Week 87.

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Still no sign. Ever vigilant, Garguax.

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Week 143.

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Still no sign.

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Week 247. Week 292. Still no sign.
Still no sign. Still no sign.

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Still no sign. Ever vigilant, Garguax.

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Week 326.

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Still no sign. Ever vigilant, Garguax.

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- [hangs up]
- [machine powers down]

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[Samuelson]My Lord...

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My Lord... [stammers]

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My God...

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[snoring]

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Week 2189.

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Still no sign of the target.
Ever vigilant...

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[machine powers down]

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God damn it!

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[keys jangle]

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[distant blaring]

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- [scoffs]
- [blaring stops]

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[sighs]

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[clears throat]

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[Niles]There are mysterious things in
this world that bear keeping an eye on...

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[distant blaring]

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[yelps]

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Shit...

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Shit...

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Shit!

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Shit!

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Oh!

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Ah!

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[grunting]

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[straining]

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[pants]

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[squishing]

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God damn it, Larry.
Where are you when I need you?

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Is that what I think it is?

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Is that your home, pal?

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You wanna show me your home?

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Oh, God...

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Oh, my God.

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Oh, my God.

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Oh, God.

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[Larry grunts]

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[baby crying]

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Hey, little buddy. It's okay.

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I gotcha. I gotcha.

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It's okay.

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All good. I'm on it.

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Think this little hellraiser
was just looking for some attention.

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Which is why we were
hoping to let him cry it out,

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so that he can start
going to sleep on his own.

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What? No!

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You can't spoil
a baby in the fourth trimester.

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He'll get into a rhythm when he's ready.

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Okay. Thanks, Cliff.

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It's okay, sweet boy. It's okay.

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Dad, is your hand--

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Turkey cheddar
sandwiches are out in the kitchen.

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Toasted the rolls, just like you like.

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I put together the new stroller.

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Finished up a load of laundry,

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and I'll swing by the market to grab some

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more diapers for
Professor Poopypants here.

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Anything else you want
me to get while I'm there?

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Uh, no, I think we're good.

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Okay. Cool, cool, cool.

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I'm gonna go get the mail.

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Awesome.

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[sighs]

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I get the guy wants
to make up for lost time,

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but... does he got to do it all at once?

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He's just excited. Hey, have you by
any chance noticed how his hand--

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- [baby crying]
- Oh, God.

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Uh, sorry, a bit jammed up. Baby's fine.

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Just a little sun shower.

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Hey.

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It's okay, Rory. It's okay.

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[sighs]

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You all right?

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Yep! This is just...
It happens sometimes. All good.

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All right.

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Come on, you stupid ****ing piece
of shit robot body. God damn it!

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[Grid]Call initiated.

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[man]You're shitting me.

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[woman]I shit you not, dude.

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Our lead on the Quorom breach checked out.

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Evers had help.

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[man]Who? Wait.

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Let's not talk on open line.

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[Grid]Call terminated.

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Grid.

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Run another facial
recognition search on Roni Evers.

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[Grid]Scanning.

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Inconclusive.

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Where are you?

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Grid, cross check
her last known whereabouts with--

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- [Grid]Mandatory shutdown initiated.
- [beeping]

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- Grid, what are you--
- [powering down]

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[breathing heavily]

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What the hell?

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[cell phone dialing]

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[cell phone ringing]

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[sighs]

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- Let me explain.
- Explain what?

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Why I'm standing here
calling you from a flip phone

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I haven't used since middle school?

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[Silas over phone] I was gonna call,

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but things have been
a bit tense around here lately.

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What's going on?

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Your actions had consequences.

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That's what's going on.

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What?

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Quorum sent S.T.A.R. Labs
their security feed from a few days back.

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And guess who made quite a cameo.

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All right. I know how it looks.

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I won't sit here and pretend to
understand why you did what you did.

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But this is bad.

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No matter the excuse, at the end
of the day, Cyborg let a criminal go free.

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That's all I am to you?

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Cyborg, brought to you by S.T.A.R. Labs.

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Don't even try it.

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- We both know that's not true.
- Isn't it?

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doing everything in my power

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to smooth this over and save your ***.

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So, maybe a little gratitude?

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[sighs]

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They can't just shut me down.

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You shut yourself down, son.

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There's got to be something I can do.

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Don't do anything to piss
them off more than you already have.

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- Just lie low.
- Can I at least just--

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Just. Lie. Low.

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[Rita] Excuse me?

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Hello?

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A little help, please?

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Hello?

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Ugh...

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What the hell happened?

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[Rita] Oh, just one of my episodes.

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I need to get out of here.

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I'll get the sump pump.

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[Rita] I mean,
out of this insufferable house.

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Everywhere you turn in this place,

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it's Niles, Niles, Niles. It's exhausting.

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All right. So take a walk.

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I was thinking more like a vacation.

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A proper vacation.

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I can't go on vacation right now.

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- I got a lot going on.
- Oh, really?

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Like what?

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[sighs]

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I'll get my laptop.

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[woman]That won't be necessary.

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Oh. Hey.

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- I wanna say, um--
- Secretary.

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If you need assistance
booking travel, allow me.

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Done.

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Codsville Mountain Resort.

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It satisfies all the requirements

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I assume you're looking for.
All-inclusive, inexpensive,

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remote, quiet, cable TV
and bottomless mimosa brunches

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every day in a place
called the "Bing-Bang Room."

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[Rita]Sold!

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- You coming?
- [gasps]

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Oh!

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I'm saving up my vacation
days for a trip to Dollywood.

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[chuckles softly]

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Okay. But does Jane wanna come?

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I'm sorry.

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Jane's currently unavailable.

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[Jane]Kay?

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What are you doing up here?

263
00:17:18,438 --> 00:17:19,773
I was curious.

264
00:17:20,400 --> 00:17:21,508
It's been a while since I last looked out.

265
00:17:21,574 --> 00:17:24,310
I didn't even think
you knew this place existed.

266
00:17:26,112 --> 00:17:28,448
- Are you okay?
- I was going to ask you the same thing.

267
00:17:29,382 --> 00:17:30,250
What do you mean?

268
00:17:31,818 --> 00:17:34,540
[whimpering] Niles.

269
00:17:34,120 --> 00:17:35,221
He's gone now.

270
00:17:36,556 --> 00:17:39,426
- Are you sad?
- It's complicated.

271
00:17:40,660 --> 00:17:41,494
But I'm fine.

272
00:17:43,263 --> 00:17:44,197
They're going on a trip.

273
00:17:45,799 --> 00:17:47,534
I'll tell them bon voyage.

274
00:17:48,301 --> 00:17:49,336
We're not going?

275
00:17:49,402 --> 00:17:50,737
I don't really need a vacation.

276
00:17:54,274 --> 00:17:55,475
Wait, do you wanna go?

277
00:17:57,143 --> 00:17:58,244
I think we should.

278
00:17:58,311 --> 00:17:59,813
I think it might be good for you.

279
00:18:09,422 --> 00:18:10,390
[sighs]

280
00:18:11,191 --> 00:18:12,625
I'm in.

281
00:18:12,692 --> 00:18:14,594
But you **** rags better not ruin this.

282
00:18:14,661 --> 00:18:16,329
[Rita]Hoorah!

283
00:18:16,396 --> 00:18:18,665
Victor, fetch the sump pump.

284
00:18:23,837 --> 00:18:24,838
What about Tin Man?

285
00:18:25,105 --> 00:18:26,272
****!

286
00:18:26,339 --> 00:18:28,308
****! ****! ****! ****! ****!

287
00:18:28,375 --> 00:18:30,477
****ing shit body. ****!

288
00:18:32,145 --> 00:18:34,748
- Still no luck?
- Any second now.

289
00:18:34,814 --> 00:18:36,716
You sure there's no one we can call?

290
00:18:36,783 --> 00:18:39,252
Sweetie, It's fine. I'm okay.

291
00:18:39,319 --> 00:18:40,453
Really.

292
00:18:41,388 --> 00:18:45,158
This doesn't have anything to
do with your hand issue, does it?

293
00:18:45,225 --> 00:18:46,226
What hand issue?

294
00:18:47,260 --> 00:18:48,194
Dad...

295
00:18:48,395 --> 00:18:51,664
Come on, seriously, I'm not
stupid. I've seen your hand tremor.

296
00:18:51,731 --> 00:18:52,766
Oh, that?

297
00:18:52,832 --> 00:18:54,300
It's nothing. It's probably just some

298
00:18:54,367 --> 00:18:56,736
built up electrical discharge or
some shit.

299
00:18:57,537 --> 00:19:00,507
Mel's mee-maw had a similar issue.

300
00:19:02,742 --> 00:19:04,277
Before she...

301
00:19:04,911 --> 00:19:06,212
before she passed away.

302
00:19:06,279 --> 00:19:07,347
Mel's mee-maw?

303
00:19:07,547 --> 00:19:10,350
Who died when she was like 193?

304
00:19:14,421 --> 00:19:15,321
What was it?

305
00:19:16,156 --> 00:19:17,190
Parkinson's.

306
00:19:19,259 --> 00:19:20,460
Well, that sucks.

307
00:19:21,327 --> 00:19:23,830
But last I checked,
robots don't get Parkinson's.

308
00:19:24,431 --> 00:19:27,567
Maybe robots with human brains can?
-Uh-huh...

309
00:19:27,634 --> 00:19:29,602
Look, I'm not trying to
freak you out or anything.

310
00:19:29,669 --> 00:19:31,471
I just think
you need to get it checked out.

311
00:19:31,538 --> 00:19:32,639
I'm fine.

312
00:19:33,840 --> 00:19:34,808
Dad...

313
00:19:35,642 --> 00:19:38,712
I am really happy we're
in each other's lives again.

314
00:19:39,412 --> 00:19:40,480
I am.

315
00:19:41,181 --> 00:19:42,816
But if you're going to
keep looking after Rory

316
00:19:42,882 --> 00:19:45,652
and driving my wife nuts in the process,

317
00:19:45,719 --> 00:19:47,420
I need to be sure it's safe.

318
00:19:48,355 --> 00:19:49,322
For his sake.

319
00:19:55,729 --> 00:19:57,430
And also I love you.

320
00:19:59,265 --> 00:19:59,966
I love you, too.

321
00:20:06,906 --> 00:20:08,208
[sighs]

322
00:20:10,310 --> 00:20:11,378
[Jane] Hey, dipshit.

323
00:20:12,212 --> 00:20:13,646
Oh. Hey guys.

324
00:20:13,713 --> 00:20:16,716
- We're going on vacation.
- Huh. Nice suitcase?

325
00:20:16,783 --> 00:20:18,718
- [Rita groans]
- Not a suitcase.

326
00:20:18,785 --> 00:20:20,286
It's a useless sack of shit.

327
00:20:20,353 --> 00:20:21,654
[Rita] I heard that.

328
00:20:21,721 --> 00:20:22,689
It's me, Cliff.

329
00:20:22,756 --> 00:20:24,524
- Rita.
- Like I said.

330
00:20:24,591 --> 00:20:26,393
So, you in or what?

331
00:20:26,860 --> 00:20:27,961
**** yes.

332
00:20:29,829 --> 00:20:30,930
Oh, uh...

333
00:20:30,997 --> 00:20:33,800
Can someone do me a solid
and knock me on my *** real quick?

334
00:20:33,867 --> 00:20:35,535
That usually loosens me right up.

335
00:20:35,602 --> 00:20:36,870
- You sure that's really such a--
- [Rita groans]

336
00:20:36,936 --> 00:20:37,971
With ****ing pleasure!

337
00:20:38,238 --> 00:20:39,606
[Cliff yelling]

338
00:20:41,975 --> 00:20:42,942
Thanks, Hammerhead!

339
00:20:45,945 --> 00:20:47,947
[Vic]What a ghost town.

340
00:20:48,140 --> 00:20:51,251
[Cliff]Was this really
the best place Secretary could find?

341
00:20:51,317 --> 00:20:52,485
[Rita]Is it dreadful?

342
00:20:52,552 --> 00:20:54,354
Please tell me it's not dreadful.

343
00:20:55,321 --> 00:20:56,890
- [Vic] Well, there's a lake.
- [Rita]Oh.

344
00:20:56,956 --> 00:20:58,625
This says not to swim.

345
00:20:59,259 --> 00:21:01,461
Leeches gather along the shoreline.

346
00:21:01,528 --> 00:21:04,597
- [Rita]Oh, dear God.
- Quiet, sack.

347
00:21:04,664 --> 00:21:05,865
They have Wi-Fi, right?

348
00:21:06,566 --> 00:21:10,737
They have a rotary phone
in the lobby for $2.99 a minute.

349
00:21:10,804 --> 00:21:15,608
But it seems like there's lots
of cool activities on the grounds.

350
00:21:15,675 --> 00:21:17,344
Like that one.

351
00:21:18,912 --> 00:21:20,580
What is it?

352
00:21:20,747 --> 00:21:22,615
[Cliff]It's called The Backbone.

353
00:21:22,682 --> 00:21:25,510
Quickest way to
discover who you really are.

354
00:21:25,318 --> 00:21:28,388
The only way to reach the top
is to let go of all your fear.

355
00:21:30,957 --> 00:21:32,325
Ooh, says here

356
00:21:32,392 --> 00:21:36,796
back in the '70s, Nixon climbed up,
and when he came back down, he resigned.

357
00:21:41,601 --> 00:21:42,669
Huh!

358
00:21:43,436 --> 00:21:44,704
[breathing heavily]

359
00:22:49,469 --> 00:22:50,437
[gasping]

360
00:22:54,641 --> 00:22:56,900
[breathing heavily]

361
00:23:23,470 --> 00:23:24,738
[breathes heavily]

362
00:23:41,855 --> 00:23:42,956
What was that?

363
00:24:03,810 --> 00:24:04,844
Hey, pal.

364
00:24:08,481 --> 00:24:09,883
Negative Spirit release.

365
00:24:18,625 --> 00:24:19,859
Where'd you go?

366
00:24:27,734 --> 00:24:28,601
[sighs]

367
00:24:28,668 --> 00:24:29,769
[dialing]

368
00:24:52,625 --> 00:24:55,280
You're not actually going
to climb that thing, are you?

369
00:24:55,950 --> 00:24:57,597
Why? What's the problem?

370
00:24:57,664 --> 00:24:59,999
- It's a death trap.
- Chickenshit.

371
00:25:01,735 --> 00:25:03,703
All right. Up you go.

372
00:25:09,750 --> 00:25:11,578
[grunting]

373
00:25:14,647 --> 00:25:16,182
You going to get
that checked out any time soon?

374
00:25:16,249 --> 00:25:18,585
Jesus Christ, you sound like my daughter.

375
00:25:18,651 --> 00:25:21,688
What the hell's the point
in getting me checked out?

376
00:25:21,755 --> 00:25:23,556
So you can find out what's wrong?

377
00:25:23,623 --> 00:25:26,126
And then what?
Sink into another 20 year depression

378
00:25:26,192 --> 00:25:29,629
when I also find out that there's
nothing I can actually do about it?

379
00:25:29,696 --> 00:25:32,265
- Maybe there is.
- Right. 'Cause I'm that lucky.

380
00:25:32,532 --> 00:25:35,680
Nah! If I'm living on borrowed time,

381
00:25:35,135 --> 00:25:37,700
I'm not going to
waste it like I did before.

382
00:25:37,537 --> 00:25:40,306
I'm going to enjoy
the ever-living **** out of it.

383
00:25:40,573 --> 00:25:42,142
And finding out I might have some

384
00:25:42,208 --> 00:25:46,846
terminal disease isn't exactly my idea
of a ****ing party. Got that, baby blue?

385
00:25:47,847 --> 00:25:48,882
[scoffs]

386
00:25:48,948 --> 00:25:50,950
I was wondering how long it would
take you to give me shit about this.

387
00:25:52,819 --> 00:25:54,754
Seriously, what's the deal?

388
00:25:54,821 --> 00:25:56,756
I'm kind of on ice right now.

389
00:25:56,823 --> 00:25:58,892
S.T.A.R. Labs isn't too happy with me.

390
00:26:00,226 --> 00:26:02,195
Roni got into some trouble
and I tried to help her out of it.

391
00:26:03,960 --> 00:26:04,164
Makes sense.

392
00:26:04,230 --> 00:26:05,165
You love her.

393
00:26:05,231 --> 00:26:06,966
Whoa! It's not about that.

394
00:26:07,834 --> 00:26:09,736
I was just trying to
give her another chance.

395
00:26:09,803 --> 00:26:12,806
- Help her go in a different direction.
- 'Cause you love her.

396
00:26:12,872 --> 00:26:15,809
No, 'cause she's a good
person who got dealt a bad hand.

397
00:26:16,276 --> 00:26:17,677
And she deserves better.

398
00:26:17,944 --> 00:26:19,612
I was just trying to give her that.

399
00:26:19,679 --> 00:26:22,682
- 'Cause... you--
- This is not about Roni, all right?

400
00:26:23,983 --> 00:26:26,152
I just don't like having my wings clipped.

401
00:26:26,219 --> 00:26:27,220
That's all.

402
00:26:29,823 --> 00:26:31,791
[sighs] I'm Cyborg.

403
00:26:31,858 --> 00:26:33,827
My tech is part of who I am.

404
00:26:34,160 --> 00:26:38,310
Your tech is just a bunch of
tangled wires and twisted metal.

405
00:26:38,980 --> 00:26:40,300
It's got nothing to do with who you are.

406
00:26:42,669 --> 00:26:43,803
Trust me.

407
00:26:49,209 --> 00:26:50,643
[sighs]

408
00:26:52,879 --> 00:26:55,248
[Rita]Unfurrow your brow, Jane.

409
00:26:56,820 --> 00:26:57,684
You can't afford the frown lines.

410
00:26:58,651 --> 00:27:00,200
You can't even see me.

411
00:27:00,860 --> 00:27:01,654
[Rita]I don't need to.

412
00:27:01,721 --> 00:27:04,257
Are you going to
relax at all on this vacation?

413
00:27:04,324 --> 00:27:06,760
Mmm. I'm relaxed.

414
00:27:07,660 --> 00:27:10,230
She said with ever the defensive tone.

415
00:27:10,897 --> 00:27:14,670
Look, I'm just not
built to kick back, okay?

416
00:27:14,901 --> 00:27:16,870
- That's not my job.
- I see.

417
00:27:17,203 --> 00:27:19,105
But surely the others won't begrudge you

418
00:27:19,172 --> 00:27:21,241
a little well-deserved time for self-care?

419
00:27:21,307 --> 00:27:23,276
They don't.

420
00:27:23,343 --> 00:27:26,279
They've actually
been trying to help out more.

421
00:27:26,346 --> 00:27:27,414
Even the girl.

422
00:27:28,810 --> 00:27:31,284
[scoffs] But that's not
how it's supposed to work.

423
00:27:31,351 --> 00:27:33,530
I'm the one who looks out for her,

424
00:27:33,119 --> 00:27:35,155
not the other way around.

425
00:27:35,221 --> 00:27:37,957
I guess I've just been
a little off lately 'cause...

426
00:27:38,992 --> 00:27:41,928
[sighs in exasperation]

427
00:27:41,995 --> 00:27:45,131
Whatever. It doesn't matter.

428
00:27:45,732 --> 00:27:47,133
What about you?

429
00:27:47,200 --> 00:27:50,337
Is this place helping with your situation?

430
00:27:50,403 --> 00:27:52,105
- [Rita] Let's see.
- [squishing]

431
00:27:52,172 --> 00:27:54,774
[inhales, strains]

432
00:27:54,841 --> 00:27:57,677
[moans, groans]

433
00:27:57,744 --> 00:28:00,246
[grunts] Not yet.

434
00:28:00,313 --> 00:28:01,681
To be completely honest,

435
00:28:01,948 --> 00:28:04,250
I'm not in any
particular hurry to reconstitute.

436
00:28:04,317 --> 00:28:05,251
Why not?

437
00:28:05,318 --> 00:28:08,688
Even if I could manage
to pull myself together,

438
00:28:08,755 --> 00:28:10,123
what's the point?

439
00:28:10,190 --> 00:28:11,691
Who would I even be?

440
00:28:11,758 --> 00:28:14,294
I tried to be Rita Farr, I failed.

441
00:28:14,361 --> 00:28:17,163
I tried to be the Beekeeper, I failed.

442
00:28:17,230 --> 00:28:21,701
And poor Gertrude Cramp,
she never even had a chance.

443
00:28:21,768 --> 00:28:24,704
Yeah. Wait, who the **** is the Beekeeper?

444
00:28:24,771 --> 00:28:28,341
[Rita sighs wearily]
A failed effort to reinvent myself.

445
00:28:28,408 --> 00:28:30,760
However, I think

446
00:28:30,143 --> 00:28:32,912
"Amorphous putty woman" suits me better.

447
00:28:32,979 --> 00:28:36,249
Even if this vacation
fails to restore my body,

448
00:28:36,316 --> 00:28:40,530
at the very least, we're out
of the Chief's dismal flophouse.

449
00:28:40,120 --> 00:28:42,722
It's a bit difficult to
move past one's grief

450
00:28:42,789 --> 00:28:46,159
when you're still eating
the departed's rocky road.

451
00:28:46,226 --> 00:28:48,828
He really was a rat bastard, wasn't he?

452
00:28:48,895 --> 00:28:50,497
What a cruel thing to say about rats.

453
00:28:50,764 --> 00:28:52,932
[chuckles]

454
00:28:52,999 --> 00:28:57,170
First he ruins our lives,
and then he just abandons us.

455
00:28:57,237 --> 00:28:58,772
[Rita]Unforgivable.

456
00:29:01,700 --> 00:29:04,144
[sighs] Thank
heavens we're finally free of him.

457
00:29:05,178 --> 00:29:06,446
Yep.

458
00:29:06,513 --> 00:29:08,314
[Rita]So it's settled then?

459
00:29:08,915 --> 00:29:10,917
We're glad he's gone.

460
00:29:10,984 --> 00:29:15,155
[sighs deeply] Yep.

461
00:29:15,855 --> 00:29:16,956
[slurps]

462
00:29:18,758 --> 00:29:20,160
[mumbling] I'm fine. I'm ****in' fine.

463
00:29:20,226 --> 00:29:21,494
I don't need to get checked out.

464
00:29:21,761 --> 00:29:24,364
Why don't you get ****in' checked out?

465
00:29:26,299 --> 00:29:28,968
Everyone needs to ****in' relax.

466
00:29:30,303 --> 00:29:32,105
[man]Sounds like you're
the one that needs to relax.

467
00:29:32,172 --> 00:29:35,508
Uh, oh, sorry. Didn't
think anyone else was in here.

468
00:29:35,775 --> 00:29:36,810
No problem.

469
00:29:38,110 --> 00:29:39,979
You know... [grunts]

470
00:29:40,460 --> 00:29:42,415
this place will do
wonders for you if you let it.

471
00:29:45,251 --> 00:29:46,353
[sizzles]

472
00:29:51,224 --> 00:29:53,126
Garguax the Decimator.

473
00:29:53,960 --> 00:29:55,362
- Cliff Steele.
- Pleasure.

474
00:29:56,463 --> 00:29:59,999
- First time at the resort?
- Yeah. You?

475
00:30:00,660 --> 00:30:01,935
Technically, sure.

476
00:30:02,836 --> 00:30:04,904
Yeah, I've been here a while, though.

477
00:30:07,400 --> 00:30:09,843
Hey, have you tried
that Backbone thing by any chance?

478
00:30:09,909 --> 00:30:11,911
[chuckling] **** no.

479
00:30:11,978 --> 00:30:14,214
You think I got a death wish?

480
00:30:14,280 --> 00:30:16,449
If I was a younger man, maybe. But...

481
00:30:17,384 --> 00:30:19,352
Nah, those days are behind me now.

482
00:30:19,819 --> 00:30:20,987
[chuckling] I hear you, brother.

483
00:30:21,388 --> 00:30:24,891
I'd give my left wingnut to
claw back a couple of the good years.

484
00:30:24,958 --> 00:30:26,226
[chuckling] Yeah, when it was good,

485
00:30:26,292 --> 00:30:27,994
it was really ****ing good, wasn't it?

486
00:30:28,610 --> 00:30:29,863
Oh, yeah.

487
00:30:30,230 --> 00:30:32,232
Oh, man.

488
00:30:32,298 --> 00:30:33,867
When I was at the top of my game

489
00:30:34,834 --> 00:30:37,370
and I saw something I wanted,

490
00:30:37,437 --> 00:30:40,473
I just took it. No questions asked.

491
00:30:40,540 --> 00:30:43,109
Same here. I was a shitty ***hole,

492
00:30:43,176 --> 00:30:46,446
but I was the best goddamn
shitty ***hole there ever was.

493
00:30:46,513 --> 00:30:48,948
I had everything!

494
00:30:49,150 --> 00:30:51,584
Then one day, boom.

495
00:30:51,851 --> 00:30:52,919
Boom.

496
00:30:54,870 --> 00:30:56,220
Nothin'.

497
00:30:56,890 --> 00:30:58,558
- Best years of my life...
- Gone.

498
00:30:58,625 --> 00:31:01,361
Thought maybe, just maybe,

499
00:31:01,428 --> 00:31:04,197
I might be able to crawl
out from under the wreckage,

500
00:31:04,264 --> 00:31:07,000
put a few of
the broken pieces back together.

501
00:31:07,670 --> 00:31:09,690
But lately, uh...

502
00:31:09,135 --> 00:31:10,103
I don't know.

503
00:31:10,637 --> 00:31:12,305
Time, man.

504
00:31:12,372 --> 00:31:14,307
It's a real kick in the ***, ain't it?

505
00:31:14,374 --> 00:31:15,508
Yeah.

506
00:31:17,444 --> 00:31:20,180
- ****in' Niles Caulder!
- ****in' Niles Caulder.

507
00:31:20,246 --> 00:31:23,249
- That ****ing guy.
- That ****ing guy!

508
00:31:23,316 --> 00:31:26,860
- What did he do to you?
- Oh, nothing.

509
00:31:26,152 --> 00:31:28,355
I just had this whole
bright future ahead of me,

510
00:31:28,421 --> 00:31:30,623
and that ****ing guy blew it the **** up.

511
00:31:30,890 --> 00:31:33,226
Yep, that sounds like ****ing Niles.

512
00:31:33,293 --> 00:31:34,461
[sighs]

513
00:31:37,300 --> 00:31:40,467
Well, we're better men now, I guess.

514
00:31:40,533 --> 00:31:42,502
Yeah, I guess.

515
00:31:42,569 --> 00:31:46,272
Yeah. There comes a time where
you just gotta give in to your fate

516
00:31:46,339 --> 00:31:47,574
and say, "**** it."

517
00:31:48,341 --> 00:31:49,376
You know what I mean?

518
00:31:49,442 --> 00:31:51,678
Um... sure.

519
00:31:53,646 --> 00:31:55,181
See you around, Cliff.

520
00:31:55,248 --> 00:31:57,117
Yeah. See ya.

521
00:31:57,617 --> 00:31:59,185
[door opens]

522
00:31:59,252 --> 00:32:01,454
- [slow song playing]
- [all slurping]

523
00:32:17,937 --> 00:32:21,700
[all slurping]

524
00:32:21,740 --> 00:32:23,276
- God, I miss alcohol.
- [Rita]Ugh.

525
00:32:23,343 --> 00:32:25,679
Are we sure there's actually any in here?

526
00:32:25,945 --> 00:32:29,215
Or is it just some mystery
mix of red and blue sugar water?

527
00:32:29,282 --> 00:32:30,483
I don't know, Rita.

528
00:32:30,550 --> 00:32:32,850
Why don't I go get the mixologist

529
00:32:32,152 --> 00:32:33,987
and ask her which top-shelf booze she used

530
00:32:34,540 --> 00:32:36,222
to make our $6 scorpion bowl?

531
00:32:36,289 --> 00:32:37,424
This place blows.

532
00:32:37,490 --> 00:32:39,325
[dramatic orchestral music]

533
00:32:41,940 --> 00:32:44,531
[Samuelson] Behold! Garguax the Decimator.

534
00:32:44,597 --> 00:32:48,100
=Eater of worlds. Annihilator of Zortain.

535
00:32:48,680 --> 00:32:51,237
- Raider of the seven galaxy--
- [Victrola stops]

536
00:32:53,973 --> 00:32:57,243
What in the ever-loving ****?

537
00:32:57,310 --> 00:32:59,245
[Rita] What is it? What's going on?

538
00:33:01,810 --> 00:33:03,116
- Hey, Cliff.
- Hey, Garg.

539
00:33:05,118 --> 00:33:07,587
Um, who the hell is that?

540
00:33:07,654 --> 00:33:10,757
Who? Garguax? Oh,
he's my new resort buddy.

541
00:33:11,240 --> 00:33:13,590
Nice guy. You know, you always realize

542
00:33:13,126 --> 00:33:15,528
what a small world it is
when you go on vacation.

543
00:33:15,595 --> 00:33:19,699
Turns out he hates Niles'
****ing guts as much as we do.

544
00:33:19,766 --> 00:33:22,102
- What are the odds?
- Wait, wait. He knew Niles?

545
00:33:22,168 --> 00:33:23,536
Guess so.

546
00:33:25,672 --> 00:33:28,208
My Lord, who are those guests?

547
00:33:29,376 --> 00:33:31,277
[Garguax]=I don't
know who the other ones are,

548
00:33:31,344 --> 00:33:33,790
but, uh, the robot guy is Cliff.

549
00:33:33,146 --> 00:33:34,481
He's good people.

550
00:33:35,215 --> 00:33:38,752
There are
meta-humans staying at this resort?

551
00:33:39,190 --> 00:33:40,120
Don't know.

552
00:33:45,910 --> 00:33:48,228
Anyone else think there's
some kind of cause for concern here?

553
00:33:48,294 --> 00:33:51,731
[Rita] I'll ask again. What is going on?

554
00:33:51,798 --> 00:33:58,271
Well, a red alien guy
just called a green alien guy

555
00:33:58,338 --> 00:34:01,474
"Garguax the Decimator." So not much.

556
00:34:01,541 --> 00:34:03,610
- Are they supervillains?
- What?

557
00:34:03,677 --> 00:34:05,111
No!

558
00:34:05,178 --> 00:34:06,646
It's probably just a dumb nickname.

559
00:34:06,713 --> 00:34:09,382
[chuckles sarcastically] Oh. Yeah.

560
00:34:09,449 --> 00:34:12,252
He probably just picked it up
at his freshman year at Dartmouth.

561
00:34:15,880 --> 00:34:16,723
So we're really just gonna sit here?

562
00:34:16,790 --> 00:34:18,558
Look, even if the guy's a supervillain,

563
00:34:18,625 --> 00:34:21,528
which he's not, he's clearly on vacation.

564
00:34:21,594 --> 00:34:23,363
[Jane]Yeah, or retired.

565
00:34:23,797 --> 00:34:27,634
So why don't we let low-budget Shrek
and his buddy eat in peace, yeah?

566
00:34:27,701 --> 00:34:30,837
[Rita]If you're looking to me
for backup, Victor, don't bother.

567
00:34:31,104 --> 00:34:33,306
My buzz is finally kicking in.

568
00:34:38,144 --> 00:34:38,845
No.

569
00:34:40,347 --> 00:34:41,548
Hey, fellas.

570
00:34:42,716 --> 00:34:44,217
I'm Cyborg.

571
00:34:45,485 --> 00:34:46,720
[chuckles]

572
00:34:48,722 --> 00:34:50,523
On our home planet,

573
00:34:50,590 --> 00:34:53,560
that word, "Cyborg," means "Fish ****er."

574
00:34:53,626 --> 00:34:56,960
[chuckles] I'm sorry,
do we have a problem here?

575
00:34:56,162 --> 00:34:58,598
There's no problem here, Mr. Cyborg.

576
00:34:58,665 --> 00:35:00,800
We're just trying to enjoy our vacation.

577
00:35:02,869 --> 00:35:05,505
- That's all I'm askin'.
- That's all I'm askin'.

578
00:35:05,572 --> 00:35:08,641
Okay. Thank you, Columbo. Now...

579
00:35:08,708 --> 00:35:09,843
[sighs softly]

580
00:35:15,682 --> 00:35:17,217
I'll leave you fellas to it.

581
00:35:28,628 --> 00:35:31,264
[exhales] We worked it out.

582
00:35:32,298 --> 00:35:34,167
Our hero.

583
00:35:34,234 --> 00:35:35,568
[slurping]

584
00:35:51,217 --> 00:35:54,788
[scoffs] That guy
said Garguax eats worlds.

585
00:35:56,389 --> 00:35:58,358
I really think we should do something.

586
00:35:58,425 --> 00:36:01,394
[Rita] I'm confused. I could've
sworn you said you worked it out.

587
00:36:01,461 --> 00:36:03,897
[Vic]Come on. This is a layup.

588
00:36:04,164 --> 00:36:06,866
Taking this guy on is the lowest
possible superteam bar we can clear.

589
00:36:06,933 --> 00:36:09,369
Not a superteam, Blue Steel.

590
00:36:09,436 --> 00:36:11,504
- [Cliff]Yeah, Old Blue Eyes.
- [Jane]Yeah, Blue Light Special.

591
00:36:11,571 --> 00:36:13,306
[chuckles] Nice.

592
00:36:13,373 --> 00:36:15,608
[Cliff]Not for nothing,
but maybe you shouldn't be judging

593
00:36:15,675 --> 00:36:17,777
who is and who isn't a villain.

594
00:36:17,844 --> 00:36:20,747
If you were willing to look
the other way for your girlfriend,

595
00:36:20,814 --> 00:36:21,748
why not this guy?

596
00:36:21,815 --> 00:36:22,816
Leave her out of this.

597
00:36:23,183 --> 00:36:24,684
- Just sayin'.
- [Vic] You said it yourself, Cliff.

598
00:36:24,751 --> 00:36:26,453
Garguax was an enemy of Niles.

599
00:36:26,519 --> 00:36:29,489
- We should do this for him.
- [Cliff laughs]

600
00:36:29,556 --> 00:36:31,391
You got it twisted, Blue Balls.

601
00:36:31,458 --> 00:36:34,461
The enemy of my enemy is my friend.

602
00:36:34,527 --> 00:36:37,230
If that guy hates
Niles, that's all I need to know.

603
00:36:37,297 --> 00:36:40,533
[Rita] Why don't we all
just take a breath and relax?

604
00:36:40,600 --> 00:36:42,469
We're on vacation.

605
00:36:42,535 --> 00:36:44,938
[scoffs] A vacation for what?

606
00:36:45,205 --> 00:36:47,440
Look, a vacation
implies you actually have a job

607
00:36:47,507 --> 00:36:48,775
that you need to take a break from.

608
00:36:48,842 --> 00:36:50,677
We don't do anything.

609
00:36:50,744 --> 00:36:52,312
[Rita]That's not true.

610
00:36:52,379 --> 00:36:54,914
[chuckles] I'm sorry, I forgot.

611
00:36:57,751 --> 00:37:01,254
So, uh, is this how the Beekeeper
would handle the situation?

612
00:37:05,992 --> 00:37:07,794
[Rita] Apparently so.

613
00:37:08,995 --> 00:37:11,364
Looking the other way is what I do best.

614
00:37:11,431 --> 00:37:15,435
Add the Chief's faith in
me to the list of his many faults.

615
00:37:15,502 --> 00:37:18,338
He foolishly believed
I was destined for heroism,

616
00:37:18,405 --> 00:37:22,942
but when the call to action
actually came, I promptly hung up.

617
00:37:23,900 --> 00:37:24,811
What are you talking about, sad sack?

618
00:37:24,878 --> 00:37:26,120
What happened?

619
00:37:26,279 --> 00:37:28,648
[Rita] Niles left me a key to
a secret compartment in the manor.

620
00:37:28,715 --> 00:37:31,718
Last night, a strange device was emitting

621
00:37:31,785 --> 00:37:34,421
some kind of unbearably vexing signal.

622
00:37:34,487 --> 00:37:36,220
I can't be sure what it was,

623
00:37:36,289 --> 00:37:38,692
but it's entirely possible
someone was in need of help.

624
00:37:38,758 --> 00:37:40,460
And you didn't say anything?

625
00:37:40,527 --> 00:37:42,929
[Rita] No, Victor, I didn't say anything.

626
00:37:42,996 --> 00:37:44,831
I didn't do anything.

627
00:37:44,898 --> 00:37:47,867
I did the exact opposite of
what a hero is supposed to do!

628
00:37:47,934 --> 00:37:49,469
{\an8}I came on vacation.

629
00:37:53,540 --> 00:37:56,276
If I'm going to be honest with myself,

630
00:37:56,343 --> 00:37:59,879
[sighs] then I should
at least get to be myself.

631
00:37:59,946 --> 00:38:01,140
[sighs deeply]

632
00:38:04,317 --> 00:38:05,852
I'm no hero.

633
00:38:05,919 --> 00:38:08,421
[slurps]

634
00:38:08,488 --> 00:38:11,240
The Beekeeper was
yet another mediocre role

635
00:38:11,291 --> 00:38:14,627
I played to middling reviews.

636
00:38:14,694 --> 00:38:17,630
Another pathetic
attempt at relevance in a world

637
00:38:17,697 --> 00:38:19,966
that would sooner see me forgotten.

638
00:38:21,868 --> 00:38:25,972
[breath trembling] A quiet obscurity

639
00:38:26,390 --> 00:38:28,541
worked well enough for decades. I mean...

640
00:38:29,609 --> 00:38:33,847
Perhaps it's time
I returned to what I know.

641
00:38:33,913 --> 00:38:35,448
You did nothing wrong.

642
00:38:35,515 --> 00:38:36,683
How can you say that?

643
00:38:39,853 --> 00:38:43,890
Not a superteam.

644
00:38:44,524 --> 00:38:46,559
Maybe we should leave stuff like this

645
00:38:46,626 --> 00:38:48,695
to the people who are
actually equipped to deal with it.

646
00:38:48,762 --> 00:38:49,996
That's us!

647
00:38:50,630 --> 00:38:51,464
Look at me.

648
00:38:51,531 --> 00:38:53,800
I'm literally equipped to deal with it!

649
00:38:53,867 --> 00:38:55,802
- Not anymore.
- You know what, Cliff--

650
00:38:55,869 --> 00:38:57,404
[Cliff]How about you take a break

651
00:38:57,470 --> 00:39:00,600
from the hero shtick, Cyborg, and just be?

652
00:39:00,730 --> 00:39:01,808
For a minute!

653
00:39:01,875 --> 00:39:03,643
- That's why we all came here, right?
- [Jane slurps]

654
00:39:03,710 --> 00:39:05,345
You all got your own shit to deal with.

655
00:39:05,412 --> 00:39:06,579
I got my own shit to deal with.

656
00:39:06,646 --> 00:39:07,814
You mean "avoid."

657
00:39:07,881 --> 00:39:09,449
Oh, **** all the way off, dude.

658
00:39:09,516 --> 00:39:11,117
What is he talking about?

659
00:39:11,551 --> 00:39:12,819
You wanna tell 'em or should I?

660
00:39:14,654 --> 00:39:15,822
Okay, I'll tell 'em.

661
00:39:16,656 --> 00:39:20,126
Cliff has a brain issue and
he won't do anything about it.

662
00:39:23,530 --> 00:39:24,531
Are you okay?

663
00:39:24,597 --> 00:39:27,434
Will everybody stop
****ing asking me that?

664
00:39:27,500 --> 00:39:29,903
I'm fine, okay? I'm fine!

665
00:39:29,969 --> 00:39:31,871
And before you ask, no!

666
00:39:31,938 --> 00:39:33,707
I'm not gonna get it checked out.

667
00:39:33,773 --> 00:39:36,509
Even if I wanted to, who's gonna do it?

668
00:39:36,576 --> 00:39:38,440
The one guy who might have known

669
00:39:38,111 --> 00:39:40,447
how to help me is dead, remember?

670
00:39:40,513 --> 00:39:42,749
Niles is ****ing dead!

671
00:39:42,816 --> 00:39:47,954
He stuck my ****ed up brain in this
****ed up body, and now he's worm food!

672
00:39:48,210 --> 00:39:50,690
{\an8}And you want me to do this for him?

673
00:39:50,757 --> 00:39:54,527
**** him! I don't owe
him jack-mother****ing-squat.

674
00:39:54,594 --> 00:39:55,795
None of us do!

675
00:39:55,862 --> 00:39:58,164
So **** his little secret compartment

676
00:39:58,431 --> 00:40:00,100
and **** his little green nemesis!

677
00:40:00,166 --> 00:40:03,903
His shit is not
our shit. I'm ****ing done!

678
00:40:10,100 --> 00:40:12,780
Give it a rest, dude!

679
00:40:12,145 --> 00:40:15,882
Just 'cause you're in the penalty
box, doesn't make us your plan B.

680
00:40:15,949 --> 00:40:21,921
You wanna be the Chief's bad***
crime-fighting Doom Patrol so badly!

681
00:40:21,988 --> 00:40:23,456
But that's just not who we are.

682
00:40:25,250 --> 00:40:27,427
When are you gonna get
that through your thick metal skull?

683
00:40:34,667 --> 00:40:36,870
[scoffs] Man, screw all y'all.

684
00:40:52,485 --> 00:40:54,854
I knew it. I knew it!

685
00:40:54,921 --> 00:40:58,892
The second I laid eyes on that bunch,
I knew something was amiss!

686
00:40:58,958 --> 00:41:00,860
This is it, My Lord.

687
00:41:00,927 --> 00:41:03,630
Our time has finally come.

688
00:41:04,640 --> 00:41:06,533
My Lord? What are you doing?

689
00:41:07,734 --> 00:41:09,690
We're done, Samuelson.

690
00:41:09,135 --> 00:41:10,603
It's over.

691
00:41:10,670 --> 00:41:12,505
Over?

692
00:41:12,572 --> 00:41:14,741
You said you heard them talk
of Caulder and his Doom Patrol.

693
00:41:14,808 --> 00:41:17,143
You saw her, she's finally here.

694
00:41:17,210 --> 00:41:18,778
This is it!

695
00:41:18,845 --> 00:41:22,150
Niles is dead.
And that poor woman's a wreck.

696
00:41:22,820 --> 00:41:24,617
She's not gonna be harmin' anyone.

697
00:41:24,684 --> 00:41:25,952
Just leave her alone.

698
00:41:26,190 --> 00:41:27,220
"Leave her alone."

699
00:41:28,755 --> 00:41:29,723
"Leave her alone"?

700
00:41:29,789 --> 00:41:32,559
[Samuelson's breath shaking]

701
00:41:32,625 --> 00:41:35,128
More than 70 years we've waited.

702
00:41:35,195 --> 00:41:38,898
Day after day after day,

703
00:41:38,965 --> 00:41:42,936
and now the moment we've been
waiting for finally arrives, and...

704
00:41:43,300 --> 00:41:44,971
And you wish to do nothing?

705
00:41:45,380 --> 00:41:46,940
They're nice people.

706
00:41:47,700 --> 00:41:49,943
And clearly no more beholden
to Niles than we are to the Brain.

707
00:41:50,100 --> 00:41:53,246
- We are beholden to the Brain.
- No.

708
00:41:53,513 --> 00:41:56,616
That thing has never given us a signal.

709
00:41:56,683 --> 00:41:58,151
And it never will.

710
00:42:00,120 --> 00:42:02,622
Maybe that was our mission once, but...

711
00:42:03,590 --> 00:42:06,292
missions are
supposed to serve a greater cause.

712
00:42:07,694 --> 00:42:09,129
That cause has long passed.

713
00:42:09,195 --> 00:42:11,231
I can't believe what I'm hearing.

714
00:42:11,297 --> 00:42:13,733
The Brain's cause is still our cause.

715
00:42:13,800 --> 00:42:15,568
We cannot give up on the mission.

716
00:42:15,635 --> 00:42:17,804
We're not giving up on the mission.

717
00:42:20,600 --> 00:42:21,741
The mission gave up on us.

718
00:42:26,880 --> 00:42:30,550
Thank you for your service, old friend.

719
00:42:31,551 --> 00:42:32,886
But it's time to move on.

720
00:42:33,920 --> 00:42:36,890
My Lord, you're not thinking clearly.

721
00:42:37,223 --> 00:42:39,759
My mind hasn't been
this clear in a long time.

722
00:42:41,227 --> 00:42:42,562
Start packing your things.

723
00:42:43,697 --> 00:42:45,650
We leave tonight.

724
00:42:47,233 --> 00:42:49,969
This is a good thing, Samuelson.

725
00:42:50,360 --> 00:42:52,172
[chuckles softly] We're finally free.

726
00:43:00,847 --> 00:43:02,716
[Cliff] ****ing Niles.

727
00:43:02,782 --> 00:43:07,320
I'm ****ing done with all this bullshit!

728
00:43:07,587 --> 00:43:09,622
I have my own shit to deal with.

729
00:43:09,689 --> 00:43:12,225
And I don't avoid it. I deal with it.

730
00:43:14,194 --> 00:43:15,862
****!

731
00:43:15,929 --> 00:43:18,198
["Valley" playing]
{\an8}-♪ Thought I saw you ♪

732
00:43:23,937 --> 00:43:25,839
♪ Payphone on Rucker ♪

733
00:43:28,708 --> 00:43:33,947
♪ Michelle I still want to give in ♪

734
00:43:36,160 --> 00:43:40,387
♪ I'd understand if you did ♪

735
00:43:44,758 --> 00:43:48,294
♪ How long must we live right ♪

736
00:43:48,361 --> 00:43:52,866
♪ Before we Don't even have to try? ♪

737
00:43:53,900 --> 00:43:55,301
[grunts]

738
00:43:55,368 --> 00:43:57,837
I ****in' deal with it!

739
00:43:57,904 --> 00:43:59,973
[grunting]

740
00:44:04,778 --> 00:44:09,916
♪ Drawing of three flowers ♪

741
00:44:11,851 --> 00:44:16,156
{\an8}♪ I still keep it with me ♪

742
00:44:19,159 --> 00:44:23,863
♪ Does she still Want to sing? ♪

743
00:44:28,868 --> 00:44:29,936
[grunts]

744
00:44:47,821 --> 00:44:53,927
♪ I hear the sounds... ♪

745
00:44:57,464 --> 00:45:01,101
[body seizes, yells] ****! ****!

746
00:45:09,476 --> 00:45:11,440
[clicks tongue]

747
00:45:15,382 --> 00:45:18,184
****, ****, ****. ****! ****!

748
00:45:18,251 --> 00:45:21,870
- [Backbone creaking]
- [Cliff yelling]

749
00:45:40,740 --> 00:45:44,878
♪ I don't blame you For wanting out ♪

750
00:45:46,346 --> 00:45:47,947
[screaming]

751
00:45:48,140 --> 00:45:50,417
♪ I'm kind of close myself ♪

752
00:45:50,483 --> 00:45:54,120
♪ No love, no amount ♪

753
00:45:54,187 --> 00:45:57,290
♪ Never enough to go around ♪

754
00:46:00,193 --> 00:46:01,861
[clock ticking]

755
00:46:10,437 --> 00:46:12,305
I thought we were done with all this.

756
00:46:13,506 --> 00:46:16,376
The bandages, the special suits.

757
00:46:17,811 --> 00:46:19,946
This was supposed to be a fresh start.

758
00:46:21,514 --> 00:46:23,160
We were supposed to be one.

759
00:46:24,840 --> 00:46:26,520
["Forever Young" playing]

760
00:46:27,287 --> 00:46:29,155
I thought we were in this together.

761
00:46:36,796 --> 00:46:40,133
♪ Can you imagine When this race is won ♪

762
00:46:40,200 --> 00:46:43,536
♪ Turn our golden faces Into the sun ♪

763
00:46:43,803 --> 00:46:46,272
♪ Praising
our leaders We're getting in tune ♪

764
00:46:46,339 --> 00:46:50,310
♪ {\an8}The music's played by the The mad man ♪

765
00:46:50,377 --> 00:46:55,548
♪ Forever young
I want to be forever young ♪

766
00:46:57,384 --> 00:47:00,987
♪ Do you really Want to live forever? ♪

767
00:47:01,540 --> 00:47:04,290
♪ Forever, and ever ♪

768
00:47:04,357 --> 00:47:11,264
♪ Forever young
I want to be forever young ♪

769
00:47:11,331 --> 00:47:15,100
♪ Do you really Want to live forever? ♪

770
00:47:16,536 --> 00:47:19,339
♪ Forever young ♪

771
00:47:22,208 --> 00:47:25,445
♪ Some are like water
Some are like the heat ♪

772
00:47:25,512 --> 00:47:29,249
♪ Some are a melody
{\an8}And some are the beat ♪

773
00:47:29,315 --> 00:47:32,452
♪ Sooner or later They all will be gone ♪

774
00:47:32,519 --> 00:47:35,922
♪ Why don't they stay young? ♪

775
00:47:35,989 --> 00:47:39,459
♪ It's so hard to get
old Without a cause ♪

776
00:47:39,526 --> 00:47:43,196
♪ I don't want to
perish Like a fading horse ♪

777
00:47:43,263 --> 00:47:46,499
♪ Youth's like diamonds In the sun ♪

778
00:47:46,566 --> 00:47:49,969
♪ And diamonds are forever ♪

779
00:47:50,360 --> 00:47:53,940
♪ So many
adventures Couldn't happen today ♪

780
00:47:54,700 --> 00:47:57,210
♪ So many songs We forgot to play ♪

781
00:47:57,277 --> 00:48:00,480
♪ So many dreams
Swinging out of the blue ♪

782
00:48:00,547 --> 00:48:03,583
♪ We let them come true ♪

783
00:48:03,650 --> 00:48:11,240
♪ Forever young
I want to be forever young ♪

784
00:48:11,910 --> 00:48:14,227
{\an8}♪ Do you really Want to live forever? ♪

785
00:48:14,294 --> 00:48:17,997
♪ Forever, and ever ♪

786
00:48:18,640 --> 00:48:23,536
♪ Forever young
I want to be forever young ♪

787
00:48:25,271 --> 00:48:28,341
♪ Do you really Want to live forever? ♪

788
00:48:28,408 --> 00:48:32,120
♪ Forever, and ever ♪

789
00:48:32,780 --> 00:48:39,520
♪ Forever young
I want to be forever young ♪

790
00:48:39,119 --> 00:48:43,123
♪ Do you really Want to live forever? ♪

791
00:48:43,189 --> 00:48:48,161
♪ Forever young ♪

792
00:49:07,480 --> 00:49:09,182
[muffled music playing]

793
00:49:15,880 --> 00:49:16,389
[panting]

794
00:49:20,360 --> 00:49:21,428
[straining]

795
00:49:24,631 --> 00:49:26,599
[beeping]

796
00:49:31,237 --> 00:49:32,672
[beeping grows faster]

797
00:49:36,976 --> 00:49:38,178
[rapid beeping]

798
00:50:07,700 --> 00:50:08,775
["Forever Young" continues playing]

799
00:50:10,677 --> 00:50:11,711
[door opens]

800
00:50:17,550 --> 00:50:18,518
Run.

801
00:50:20,754 --> 00:50:22,255
[canon charging]

802
00:50:26,426 --> 00:50:27,360
[Vic]****!

803
00:50:54,320 --> 00:50:55,288
I'm sorry.

804
00:51:02,729 --> 00:51:04,497
[panting]

805
00:51:05,665 --> 00:51:06,599
[grunts]

806
00:51:14,808 --> 00:51:16,760
[mellow instrumental music playing]