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[narrator] Previously on Doom Patrol...

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[man] Cyborg let a criminal go free.

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Great! What are you...

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[powering down]

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Hey, dipshit, we're going on vacation.

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[man] When this transponder gets
the signal, she must be eliminated.

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I'm sorry.

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[inaudible gasp]

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[Jane] Are we seriously ****ing dead?

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[Cliff] Are you ****ing kidding me?

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Are you ****ing kidding me?

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We're not ****ing dead!

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I mean, if one ignores
the fact that we appear to be dead,

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it's almost peaceful.

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Online pharmacy.

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No prescription necessary?

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[cash register dings]

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[Larry] What the hell?

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[retching]

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I know who I am!

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[Laura reading]

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{\an8}"Laura De Mille is a disloyal

and self-serving cancer..."
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"It is my strong recommendation
that she be terminated immediately."

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[instrumental music playing]

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["The Kids from Yesterday" playing]

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{\an8}♪ This could be
the last of All the rides we take ♪

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[cawing]

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{\an8}♪ So hold on tight And don't look back ♪

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{\an8}♪ And you only live
forever In the lights you make ♪

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{\an8}♪ When we were young We used to say ♪

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[Dr. Harrison]
How long have you felt like this?

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Kay?

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Whoa!

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Whoa, you're getting so big.

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Kay and I were just having a little
morning session, if you don't mind.

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Since when do you give Kay sessions?

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I just said my feet hurt. See?

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- Oof!
- [Jane exhales]

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Well, you know, Driller Bill
has some killer unicorn Band-Aids.

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I don't want Band-Aids. I want new shoes.

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And we were discussing
whether or not that was a good idea.

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What's the big deal?
I'll just go pick some up.

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What if I go?

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I don't know what size I am now.

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I need to try them on myself.

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You want to go up?

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But as I was explaining to
Kay, there are rules in place.

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The Underground is a delicate ecosystem,

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and brash decisions affect us all.

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Brash decisions?

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This is her body. Everything here is hers.

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So if she wants to go up, then...

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She's a little girl,

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and she cannot make these decisions alone.

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And she won't, because I'm here.

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You don't have the right.

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- [Kay sniffles]
- [Jane] Hey.

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God! Do you get off on
being a cranky old *****?

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Kay wants to go up.
I think that's a good thing.

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Is it?

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**** off.

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We all ate a piece of it, Jane.
We're all a part of this.

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Whatever decisions need to
be made, and whatever happens,
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we are all a part of it.

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[exhales]

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[Cliff] How goddamn cute is that?

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[gasps] Check it out.

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The Steele family
biceps coming in already!

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He's going to be one hell of a pitcher.

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Or whatever he wants to be.

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No pressure, only support.

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L-M-F-A-O.

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Do you even know what that means?

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Yeah. Love my ****ing awesome offspring.

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What?

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Where did you get these exactly?

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World Wide Web, baby.

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You want it? They got it.

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Ooh!

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Whoa, whoa, whoa, hey.
Rule number one of the Internet.

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Don't click pop-ups.

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- But I wa...
- Hey.

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- Pay attention.
- [Cliff groans]

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Okay, um, recommended
dosage, take two capsules.

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Check. Take with food. Check.

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It says here that you should start to
see improvement in a couple of months.

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Couple months?

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[Grid booting up]

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[whispering] What the hell?

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Booyah. Be right back.

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"May take up to two to
three months to become effective."

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Three whole months?

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[chuckles] Ha! Eat shit, Parkinson's.

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[Vic] I don't get it.

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[Silas] I didn't like
the thought of my son running around

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without any way to protect himself.

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[Vic] What about S.T.A.R. Labs?

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I've disabled their tracking
and surveillance protocols.

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This is our little secret.

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Are you sure that's a good idea?

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Dad?

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I'm sorry, Vic.

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Obviously, that word has
been lacking in my vocabulary,

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but I'm saying it now, and I mean it.

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I never wanted to be the kind of dad

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who pushes his son
down some preconceived path.

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[sighs] Maybe turning into one's
own father is an unavoidable tragedy.

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[scoffs] Great.

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Hey, now. [chuckles]

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[Vic chuckles softly]

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Cyborg was never meant
to be a means to reinvent you.

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I know.

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Vic, if this is something
you don't want anymore...

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That's not what I'm saying.

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I appreciate what you're doing for me.

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And what you did.

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[telephone ringing]

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Um... Sorry, I gotta take this.

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We can talk more soon, if you want.

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You know where to find me.

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- [line disconnects]
- [automated voice reading]

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[sighs softly]

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[Rita] It's gone, without a trace.

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- [Larry]{\an8}You sure?
- [Rita]{\an8}Trust me.

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I can spot a clogged pore
upstage left from a mezzanine.

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[Larry] Hmm.

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Maybe it was all part of the zombie thing.

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Please, no more talk of the Z-word,

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or anything pertaining to
that day in question, thank you.

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Sorry. Sorry.

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[sighs] I'd do well enough never to
hear the word "brain" again either.

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Nevertheless... [sighs]

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I suppose this means
you aren't dying. [chuckles]

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[sighs in relief]

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- [squelching]
- [Rita] Huh?

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- What?
- Oh, it's just...

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Uh...

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What? Oh, my God!

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- Don't panic.
- Don't panic?

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Well, clearly, it's not
a tumor, because tumors don't move.

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There is a thing underneath my skin,

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running around my body.

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- [Rita shrieks]
- [Larry screams]

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- Oh.
- [knocking on door]

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[Madame Rouge]
Team meeting, three minutes.

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- [Rita] What?
- Three minutes!

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Okay.

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[Rita] Hey!

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You can't call team meeting.

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You're not a team leader.

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And we're not even a team!

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[Larry clears throat]

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[clears throat] Hey, Doctor Who.

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Did you get us all in here

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so we can watch you do your Kegels,

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or did you actually have something to say?

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[Cliff chuckles]

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The next time
you have a question, young lady,

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I suggest you raise your hand, okay?

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[Cliff chuckles]

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[Madame Rouge] The Ant Farm.
Do you recall a jailbreak

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your merry band
orchestrated there some time ago?

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[Cliff] Uh, yeah?

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- [tea cup shatters]
- Of course!

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That's why I'm here.

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- [mouthing]
- You freed them,
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those insidious, cutthroat terrorists.

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Terrorists?

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- The Sisterhood of Dada.
- The Sisterhood of what?

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These escapees,
you want to find and corral them?

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No, actually, I'd like you to kill them.

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[all protesting]

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We are not the kind
of people that kill people.

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[Cliff] Unless they're Nazis or butts.

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[Larry] Yeah, and not to mention,
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I was a prisoner of the Ant Farm.
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We all were. And we're not bad people.

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What makes you so sure
that the Sisterhood of the Dada are?

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What exactly is Dada?

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Uh, it's just this insufferable
thing the French came up with

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so they could make
crude nudie films and call it art.

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[Cliff] Really?

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I thought it was
that thing where you do bad shit,

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the universe does bad shit to you.

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- That's Karma, **** slit.
- Oh.

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[Madame Rouge] Exhibit A,
left behind in one of their cells

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after your little jailbreak.

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[Cliff] "The eternal
flatulation is coming."

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[making fart noises]

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[Cliff chuckles]

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The insignia was also found in Prague,

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Mumbai, Wellington and Kuala Lumpur,

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and dozens of other
cities throughout the globe.

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Striking evidence of a global conspiracy.

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Luckily, Jones also tracked them

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to what appears to
be their current location.

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They're close.

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[Cliff] Why does it say "join us?"

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For what exactly?

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Oh, it's probably nothing, dear.

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You know, I'm sure I just
crawled through the earth currents

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of time and space to
simply sit around drinking weak tea

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in a halfway house for
a bunch of self-loathing layabouts.

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[softly] Ouch.

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[Madame Rouge] Or maybe I came here,
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because something very big and very ugly,

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an eternal flagellation,
perhaps, is set to occur,

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and it needs to be stopped.

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[Larry] Oh. And you don't
want to do this yourself because?

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Uh, they'd spot me a mile off. Right?

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Bird or no bird.

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[Larry sighs]

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Fine.

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If you won't dirty
your little pacifist hands,

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then, all I ask is for
you to observe and report.

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And how do you want us to do that exactly?

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They said, "Join
us," so, join, infiltrate.

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Ahem.

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What?

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If we do this, will you go away forever?

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[Cliff] Ooh!

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Yeah, probab--

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- [Jane] Cool.
- [Larry] I'm down.

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All right, Rita, you come with me.

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[speaking foreign language]

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You're not team leader.

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Right there, in the glass cabinet.

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- Is that... me?
- Yes.

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And why is that you?

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I knew it. I knew it!

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Rita Farr, world-renowned
time-traveler. It's true!

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Uh-huh. So you admit it?

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Admit it? I'm overjoyed.

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[chuckles excitedly]

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Oh, I thought I was
going mad after I saw myself,

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but there's the proof.

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Prepare to eat your words, Larry Trainor.

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Yeah, I suppose, but, I...

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- Uh...
- Laura?

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Hello?

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[upbeat music playing]

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[Vic] Hang a left up here, Larry. Now!

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[Larry] I got it. I got it.

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[Jane] Jeez, Vic, don't get too excited,

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[Cliff continues chuckling]

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Cliff... you okay?

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[Cliff chuckling] Whoa.

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Is it just me,
or are you extra shiny today?

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Man, what the hell?

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You know, I was a little
skeptical about those pills,

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but... Whoa! Look at my hands.

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- They're amazing.
- What pills?

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They're his new meds.
They're not supposed to...

254
00:15:18,518 --> 00:15:19,486
Cliff, how many did you take?

255
00:15:19,552 --> 00:15:20,787
[Cliff chuckles]

256
00:15:22,722 --> 00:15:24,557
[continues chuckling]

257
00:15:24,624 --> 00:15:27,427
- You do not want to know.
- What the hell is wrong with you?

258
00:15:28,561 --> 00:15:29,929
Those are dopamine stimulators.

259
00:15:30,964 --> 00:15:32,532
- Boop.
- Get your hands away from me.

260
00:15:33,500 --> 00:15:34,934
Oh, my God. Larry!

261
00:15:35,869 --> 00:15:37,303
You have a neck zit.

262
00:15:37,370 --> 00:15:39,673
[Larry] Oh... Oh, my God.

263
00:15:39,739 --> 00:15:40,974
[Cliff] Don't worry, I got it.

264
00:15:41,410 --> 00:15:42,342
[Larry] No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

265
00:15:42,409 --> 00:15:43,877
- Cliff, sit down.
- Squish it!

266
00:15:43,943 --> 00:15:45,679
[Larry] Get away from me.
Get away from me.

267
00:15:46,546 --> 00:15:48,715
[all speaking indistinctly]

268
00:15:48,782 --> 00:15:49,983
[tires screeching]

269
00:15:51,518 --> 00:15:53,586
[Larry screams] Oh, God!

270
00:15:59,359 --> 00:16:00,794
[sighs] God.

271
00:16:01,428 --> 00:16:02,729
- [door opening]
- [footsteps approaching]

272
00:16:08,635 --> 00:16:09,736
[Cliff] Whoa.

273
00:16:10,704 --> 00:16:13,907
[chuckling] So grey.

274
00:16:16,609 --> 00:16:18,645
This has gotta be the sisterhood, right?

275
00:16:20,613 --> 00:16:21,748
[Vic] Grid's lost signal.

276
00:16:22,916 --> 00:16:23,850
But, yeah.

277
00:16:25,819 --> 00:16:26,920
Everyone stay close.

278
00:16:26,986 --> 00:16:28,688
[Cliff] Let's go, mother****ers!

279
00:16:28,755 --> 00:16:30,690
- [Cliff howls]
- Cliff! God damn it.

280
00:16:30,757 --> 00:16:32,580
[Cliff laughs maniacally]

281
00:16:33,930 --> 00:16:34,494
[Larry sighs]

282
00:16:34,561 --> 00:16:35,962
Great. Awesome.

283
00:16:36,930 --> 00:16:39,432
How does this crap keep happening to us?

284
00:16:39,499 --> 00:16:42,669
[sighs] Because no one
else gets sent on a mission

285
00:16:42,736 --> 00:16:45,705
by a time-traveling bird lady
to go hunt down some art freaks

286
00:16:45,772 --> 00:16:48,408
who pissed off
a half-man, half-butt monster

287
00:16:48,475 --> 00:16:50,110
who may be trying to destroy the world.

288
00:16:51,440 --> 00:16:52,545
Yeah, got it.

289
00:16:52,612 --> 00:16:54,881
Uh, someone should stay with the bus.

290
00:16:55,682 --> 00:16:56,916
What?

291
00:16:57,417 --> 00:17:00,453
I'm not completely
useless without "it," you know?

292
00:17:03,456 --> 00:17:05,525
But you're right.
Someone should stay with the bus.

293
00:17:07,270 --> 00:17:08,595
Smell you later, bacne boy.

294
00:17:09,620 --> 00:17:09,963
Hey.

295
00:17:14,670 --> 00:17:15,735
Ow. God.

296
00:17:17,137 --> 00:17:18,380
[sighs]

297
00:17:21,740 --> 00:17:24,644
[Rita] My mother wasn't
exactly an oracle of clever thought,

298
00:17:24,711 --> 00:17:27,647
but she was wise about one thing.

299
00:17:28,480 --> 00:17:30,917
There's nothing
a martini, or three can't fix.

300
00:17:33,153 --> 00:17:34,688
[breathes deeply]

301
00:17:34,754 --> 00:17:37,457
Well, sometimes
it takes a couple more than three.

302
00:17:37,524 --> 00:17:39,893
Okay, good. [laughs]

303
00:17:44,998 --> 00:17:46,933
It's dead, Rita.

304
00:17:48,835 --> 00:17:51,438
My body elephant's deceased.

305
00:17:53,600 --> 00:17:57,711
Cremated under a burning hearth of doubt.

306
00:17:57,777 --> 00:18:00,146
- Oh, no. Why?
- Why? Why?

307
00:18:00,413 --> 00:18:01,715
Why, indeed, and who and what.

308
00:18:03,183 --> 00:18:04,517
Then, Niles's head...

309
00:18:05,952 --> 00:18:08,888
told me about a letter
he wrote some years ago.

310
00:18:10,890 --> 00:18:11,925
The things he says about me.

311
00:18:15,862 --> 00:18:17,664
- "Disloyal."
- [Madame Rouge sighs]

312
00:18:17,731 --> 00:18:20,767
"Conniving. Danger..." Oh!

313
00:18:21,601 --> 00:18:23,903
Pish-posh. Ha!

314
00:18:23,970 --> 00:18:27,974
Who knows what drove that manipulative
old insect to write this?

315
00:18:28,410 --> 00:18:31,544
Okay, look, the others
will be back before you know it,

316
00:18:31,611 --> 00:18:35,582
and I'm sure whatever they derive
from the Dada folk will help.

317
00:18:35,648 --> 00:18:38,218
Mmm. Well, yeah, about that.

318
00:18:38,485 --> 00:18:44,491
Um, you know, I have no idea, what
the Sisterhood of Dada will yield.

319
00:18:45,525 --> 00:18:49,829
Every time I think I've found
another vital piece of the puzzle,

320
00:18:49,896 --> 00:18:52,799
you know, you,
the film, that letter, it's just...

321
00:18:54,100 --> 00:18:56,236
[sighs]

322
00:18:57,700 --> 00:18:59,939
I can manage the despair
of not knowing my history,

323
00:19:00,540 --> 00:19:02,776
my favorite song, or my favorite color,

324
00:19:02,842 --> 00:19:05,979
not knowing if I have
loved, or have been loved,

325
00:19:07,213 --> 00:19:11,651
but this polarizing pool inside...

326
00:19:13,853 --> 00:19:15,955
You know, one
moment, I recall an endless joy...

327
00:19:16,220 --> 00:19:17,624
Hmm.

328
00:19:17,691 --> 00:19:22,629
...and the next, an...
An impenetrable hatred.

329
00:19:24,300 --> 00:19:29,869
Like I could very well
be the woman in that letter.

330
00:19:30,737 --> 00:19:31,905
[Madame Rouge chuckles softly]

331
00:19:33,573 --> 00:19:35,141
Ah, here I am, yeah.

332
00:19:37,544 --> 00:19:41,514
Pouring my heart and soul
out like some dizzy old housewife.

333
00:19:43,583 --> 00:19:45,919
To you, of all people.

334
00:19:45,985 --> 00:19:47,253
Oh, I...

335
00:19:47,520 --> 00:19:50,230
Apparently, my name is Laura De Mille.

336
00:19:51,910 --> 00:19:53,960
Perhaps, I came from decades ago

337
00:19:54,270 --> 00:19:57,864
to maybe hunt some malicious evil.

338
00:19:57,931 --> 00:19:59,232
[chuckles]

339
00:19:59,299 --> 00:20:01,768
It's ridiculous. All of it.

340
00:20:05,638 --> 00:20:09,175
And that is truly dreadful.

341
00:20:10,543 --> 00:20:15,150
Well, sometimes, you just
have to fake it till you make it. Ha!

342
00:20:17,584 --> 00:20:23,189
Apparently, I'm a time
traveler who makes films,

343
00:20:23,256 --> 00:20:25,580
and has allies in the afterlife.

344
00:20:25,125 --> 00:20:26,760
[gasping]

345
00:20:26,826 --> 00:20:29,950
I don't feel worthy of that either,

346
00:20:29,329 --> 00:20:32,766
but I have to believe that

347
00:20:32,832 --> 00:20:36,236
eventually, my purpose or destiny

348
00:20:36,870 --> 00:20:40,206
will come snatch me
from this infernal stasis.

349
00:20:43,643 --> 00:20:45,979
In the meantime, I drink.

350
00:20:46,460 --> 00:20:48,114
Oh, drink.

351
00:20:48,181 --> 00:20:50,830
[Rita] And make friends.

352
00:20:50,150 --> 00:20:51,117
[Madame Rouge] Mmm-hmm.

353
00:20:58,240 --> 00:20:59,659
- Wow.
- [Rita chuckles]

354
00:20:59,726 --> 00:21:02,328
That's some... Phew! That was very good.

355
00:21:02,595 --> 00:21:03,863
[Rita chuckles]

356
00:21:03,930 --> 00:21:05,832
However, I do not think that my destiny

357
00:21:06,232 --> 00:21:10,270
can quite come and
snatch me up when it's on ice.

358
00:21:11,705 --> 00:21:13,673
There's no way for me to get home again.

359
00:21:13,740 --> 00:21:15,141
The time machine is broken,

360
00:21:15,208 --> 00:21:17,711
and no amount of faking it will fix it.

361
00:21:18,611 --> 00:21:19,746
About that.

362
00:21:27,954 --> 00:21:29,622
[Madame Rouge gasps]

363
00:21:31,725 --> 00:21:35,128
Oh, Rita Farr. [chuckles softly]

364
00:21:36,730 --> 00:21:38,832
[Cliff giggling]

365
00:21:43,737 --> 00:21:44,804
What are you?

366
00:21:50,110 --> 00:21:53,279
Toad bonnet bee. Thatcher's blue bum.

367
00:21:53,346 --> 00:21:56,783
Toad bonnet bee. Thatcher's blue bum.

368
00:21:56,850 --> 00:21:59,352
Toad bonnet bee. Thatcher's blue bum.

369
00:21:59,419 --> 00:22:01,870
[Cliff] I am so ****ing high.

370
00:22:11,865 --> 00:22:13,266
- Whoa.
- [tree] Whoa.

371
00:22:15,135 --> 00:22:16,970
- Did you just...
- Did you just...

372
00:22:18,171 --> 00:22:20,206
[tree laughing]

373
00:22:24,277 --> 00:22:26,780
[tree continues laughing]

374
00:22:35,455 --> 00:22:36,356
[Cliff] Wow.

375
00:22:38,124 --> 00:22:40,930
[footsteps approaching]

376
00:22:41,270 --> 00:22:42,162
Whoa!

377
00:22:42,228 --> 00:22:43,229
Shit.

378
00:22:45,699 --> 00:22:47,200
[woman snoring]

379
00:22:47,267 --> 00:22:48,702
Sorry, didn't mean to...

380
00:22:49,969 --> 00:22:52,720
Okay.

381
00:22:57,770 --> 00:22:59,479
Cherry two-ball screwballs? ****, yeah!

382
00:23:07,870 --> 00:23:08,321
What the ****?

383
00:23:12,192 --> 00:23:13,893
[Cliff screams]

384
00:23:13,960 --> 00:23:14,961
[Jane] Cliff?

385
00:23:17,263 --> 00:23:18,164
Cliff?

386
00:23:22,135 --> 00:23:23,803
Narc-bot 2000.

387
00:23:23,870 --> 00:23:24,971
[Hammerhead] Jane!
388
00:23:28,41 --> 00:23:29,75
Hammerhead?

389
00:23:57,871 --> 00:23:59,500
[doorbell jingles]

390
00:24:18,525 --> 00:24:20,794
[Pretty Polly] Where are you?

391
00:24:20,860 --> 00:24:22,195
She never listens.

392
00:24:22,262 --> 00:24:23,463
[Hammerhead] Get the **** back here!

393
00:24:24,297 --> 00:24:26,32
[woman] Jane.

394
00:24:26,990 --> 00:24:28,868
[licks fingers] Mind closing the door?

395
00:24:28,935 --> 00:24:30,937
It's a nasty draft and all that.

396
00:24:41,514 --> 00:24:43,149
[bell jingles]

397
00:24:43,216 --> 00:24:45,518
Don't worry.
They can't bother you in here.

398
00:24:47,520 --> 00:24:48,521
Who's they?

399
00:24:49,356 --> 00:24:52,392
You know, the others, the Underground.

400
00:24:52,859 --> 00:24:56,496
- How the **** did you--
- Ah! I didn't mean to pry. Trust me.

401
00:24:56,563 --> 00:24:58,998
And in fact, you're
the one that's inside my head.

402
00:24:59,933 --> 00:25:03,269
You all are. You and
the superhero, and the robot,

403
00:25:03,436 --> 00:25:05,238
the little radioactive mummy, is it?

404
00:25:07,207 --> 00:25:09,876
Anyway, as much as I enjoy a good party,

405
00:25:10,844 --> 00:25:12,245
you're the one I wanted to talk to, Jane.

406
00:25:13,947 --> 00:25:15,480
Just you.

407
00:25:19,519 --> 00:25:21,454
You separated me from
the rest of the Underground?

408
00:25:22,455 --> 00:25:24,900
From all but one little voice.

409
00:25:28,995 --> 00:25:30,960
Kay?

410
00:25:30,997 --> 00:25:32,932
There's more on
the bottom shelf here, love.

411
00:25:32,999 --> 00:25:34,401
There's some chocolate buttons, too.

412
00:25:35,235 --> 00:25:36,236
Yeah.

413
00:25:40,240 --> 00:25:41,341
How is this...

414
00:25:43,343 --> 00:25:45,211
What do you mean we're inside your head?

415
00:25:45,345 --> 00:25:46,379
Well, that's what this is.

416
00:25:48,248 --> 00:25:50,617
Oh, my manners. Pardon me.

417
00:25:51,918 --> 00:25:55,555
I'm Shelley Byron.
Also known as The Fog...

418
00:25:55,622 --> 00:25:58,925
if you like, as you like.

419
00:25:59,920 --> 00:26:01,270
You care for a little red velvet?

420
00:26:01,940 --> 00:26:03,290
The frosting is seraphic.

421
00:26:04,397 --> 00:26:07,100
- You're with the Sisterhood.
- Beguiling and perceptive.

422
00:26:08,101 --> 00:26:09,169
What a combination.

423
00:26:09,336 --> 00:26:12,500
You sure I can't
tempt you with something...

424
00:26:14,400 --> 00:26:15,175
Something sweet?

425
00:26:15,608 --> 00:26:17,544
You said you wanted to talk.

426
00:26:18,780 --> 00:26:19,946
- So let's talk.
- All right.

427
00:26:21,381 --> 00:26:24,351
- I wanna join the Sisterhood.
- Join... [chuckles]

428
00:26:24,417 --> 00:26:25,285
Did I stutter?

429
00:26:27,487 --> 00:26:30,990
All right, then. Answer me this.

430
00:26:33,360 --> 00:26:34,694
Who are you, Jane?

431
00:26:38,465 --> 00:26:40,367
[Vic panting] Cliff?

432
00:26:54,347 --> 00:26:55,482
Hey.

433
00:26:57,283 --> 00:26:58,385
Hey, brother.

434
00:27:00,687 --> 00:27:02,188
I'm here to join, this the place?

435
00:27:03,590 --> 00:27:06,590
Brother, why are you?

436
00:27:20,106 --> 00:27:22,275
Where in the ****...

437
00:27:22,342 --> 00:27:26,279
Oh, hey. Sorry, I didn't mean to...

438
00:27:26,346 --> 00:27:29,616
Uh, actually, I have no idea how I...

439
00:27:30,316 --> 00:27:32,419
What are you?

440
00:27:35,555 --> 00:27:37,457
I'm Jane. You already know that.

441
00:27:37,524 --> 00:27:40,694
Yes. But who are you?

442
00:27:40,760 --> 00:27:44,264
[groans in frustration] My God. Really?

443
00:27:45,298 --> 00:27:46,633
- This is what we're doing?
- Yes.

444
00:27:47,600 --> 00:27:50,670
Fine. I'm the person
who's gonna rip your eyes out

445
00:27:50,737 --> 00:27:53,206
if you touch one hair
on that little girl's head.

446
00:27:53,273 --> 00:27:54,274
Oh, amazing.

447
00:27:56,743 --> 00:27:59,346
But still doesn't
really answer the question.

448
00:27:59,412 --> 00:28:01,114
Cool. How about you go first?

449
00:28:01,181 --> 00:28:02,148
Who the **** are you

450
00:28:02,215 --> 00:28:04,150
and what the **** are
you and the Sisterhood planning,

451
00:28:04,217 --> 00:28:06,286
because I'm guessing
you weren't leaving bread crumbs

452
00:28:06,353 --> 00:28:08,655
all across the world
just so that we can sit here

453
00:28:08,722 --> 00:28:12,292
and talk in your weird Candyland ****-pad.

454
00:28:13,293 --> 00:28:14,361
Mmm.

455
00:28:16,262 --> 00:28:18,231
You're here for the Eternal Flagellation.

456
00:28:20,100 --> 00:28:22,535
Sure. What the **** is it?

457
00:28:22,602 --> 00:28:26,573
Oh. Well, the Eternal Flagellation,

458
00:28:26,639 --> 00:28:31,378
it's a vulture cleaning
the carcass of an overfed sow.

459
00:28:31,444 --> 00:28:35,315
A powdered donut
sinking into an outhouse pit.

460
00:28:35,382 --> 00:28:37,500
Wow.

461
00:28:37,117 --> 00:28:39,386
That's some art-school
level pretentious bullshit.

462
00:28:39,452 --> 00:28:41,354
Well, maybe that's what I am, Jane.

463
00:28:41,421 --> 00:28:42,756
Pretentious bullshit.

464
00:28:42,822 --> 00:28:44,791
Manure coursing through my shrunken veins,

465
00:28:45,580 --> 00:28:46,393
but at least I know.

466
00:28:46,459 --> 00:28:49,620
And the question still remains, dear Jane.

467
00:28:50,530 --> 00:28:51,598
Who are you?

468
00:28:51,798 --> 00:28:52,832
Okay, Bye-bye.

469
00:28:53,990 --> 00:28:54,768
[The Fog] You're limiting
yourself, you know?

470
00:28:55,769 --> 00:28:57,270
You and the girl.

471
00:28:57,804 --> 00:29:00,473
You're never truly
free until you know yourself.

472
00:29:01,274 --> 00:29:02,442
I know myself.

473
00:29:02,509 --> 00:29:08,114
She does, yes.
But you? [clicks tongue] No.

474
00:29:14,154 --> 00:29:16,823
Go on. Who do you think I am?

475
00:29:17,900 --> 00:29:18,625
I think you're scared.

476
00:29:20,193 --> 00:29:23,863
I think you're prone to
leaning back on old habits.

477
00:29:24,698 --> 00:29:28,468
You think denying your desires makes
you who you are, makes you strong.

478
00:29:29,869 --> 00:29:31,805
You are the sort of person, Jane,

479
00:29:31,871 --> 00:29:35,842
who could be staring
an opportunity straight in the face

480
00:29:36,309 --> 00:29:37,677
and resent the promise of it.

481
00:29:40,180 --> 00:29:42,115
What you believe isn't true.

482
00:29:43,783 --> 00:29:46,753
Even a sorrowful and unquenchable thing

483
00:29:48,488 --> 00:29:51,424
must savor the taste of honey sometimes.

484
00:29:56,262 --> 00:29:57,597
[Vic] Why am I?

485
00:29:58,264 --> 00:30:00,367
Do you mean why am
I here, or why do I look like this?

486
00:30:01,601 --> 00:30:03,136
It's a simple question.

487
00:30:03,603 --> 00:30:04,671
I'm Cyborg.

488
00:30:06,539 --> 00:30:09,209
I am, because
the world needs justice and order.

489
00:30:09,743 --> 00:30:11,678
I am, because I want to serve and protect.

490
00:30:12,245 --> 00:30:16,816
That was rehearsed and
cliche for a half-man, half-tin-can.

491
00:30:18,251 --> 00:30:19,552
And what are you supposed to be?

492
00:30:19,919 --> 00:30:21,287
Half-man, half-bicycle?

493
00:30:24,591 --> 00:30:29,662
I assure you, Cyborg,
I'm at least three-fifths man.

494
00:30:31,664 --> 00:30:36,670
But what or why I am should be of no
importance to you, the great Cyborg.

495
00:30:37,837 --> 00:30:39,873
[chuckles] Come.

496
00:30:42,742 --> 00:30:44,477
Sit. [pats bench]

497
00:30:45,912 --> 00:30:48,782
And maybe I will tell
you of the Eternal Flagellation.

498
00:31:03,430 --> 00:31:05,331
[Cliff] I think you asked me a question,

499
00:31:05,398 --> 00:31:06,966
but I'm sorry, I don't understand.

500
00:31:08,802 --> 00:31:10,337
What are you?

501
00:31:13,907 --> 00:31:19,579
Oh my God... I'm...
am I speaking Japanese?

502
00:31:19,646 --> 00:31:22,582
I'm speaking Japanese!

503
00:31:22,649 --> 00:31:24,484
Holy shit!

504
00:31:25,385 --> 00:31:26,986
Answer the question.

505
00:31:27,387 --> 00:31:31,257
Oh... uh... right...

506
00:31:31,958 --> 00:31:35,295
I am a robot.

507
00:31:35,829 --> 00:31:38,565
And I'm also, maybe --

508
00:31:39,532 --> 00:31:45,438
definitely, a little high.

509
00:31:45,472 --> 00:31:46,539
[laughs sheepishly]

510
00:31:49,409 --> 00:31:52,445
Okay, thanks. Um...

511
00:31:52,512 --> 00:31:56,549
So I guess I'm not
really a robot, technically.

512
00:31:57,450 --> 00:32:00,353
I have a brain. A human brain.

513
00:32:00,420 --> 00:32:03,256
Although it's not working so good anymore.

514
00:32:03,323 --> 00:32:07,270
[chuckles] It's weird.
I was made to last forever,

515
00:32:07,293 --> 00:32:08,995
but I guess I can't even do that right.

516
00:32:09,929 --> 00:32:12,320
I didn't think I'd
ever be scared of death.

517
00:32:12,565 --> 00:32:14,267
Spent most of my life chasing it

518
00:32:14,334 --> 00:32:16,770
and then decades
thinking about it and wishing for it.

519
00:32:16,836 --> 00:32:19,372
I mean, I've been dead two times over.

520
00:32:19,439 --> 00:32:22,776
Undead, too. But now it's scary.

521
00:32:24,544 --> 00:32:25,712
I think about Rory.
522
00:32:26,713 --> 00:32:28,882
I think about never holding him again,

523
00:32:28,948 --> 00:32:31,551
or seeing him do
his dumb little baby-fart smile,

524
00:32:31,618 --> 00:32:32,686
and I just...

525
00:32:33,820 --> 00:32:38,458
If I could cry... I'd cry.

526
00:32:39,292 --> 00:32:40,460
A lot.

527
00:32:42,929 --> 00:32:45,832
I know what it's like to fear your death.

528
00:32:45,899 --> 00:32:52,500
To be audience to your own slow,
inevitable obsolescence.

529
00:32:52,605 --> 00:32:53,940
[sighs]

530
00:32:55,742 --> 00:32:56,910
[blows air]

531
00:33:01,810 --> 00:33:09,989
Some day, every thought will be thought
of, and every painting will be painted...

532
00:33:16,329 --> 00:33:18,665
- [Cliff] Whoa.
- [sighs]

533
00:33:23,603 --> 00:33:25,839
And I will be empty.

534
00:33:25,905 --> 00:33:28,108
Useless.

535
00:33:29,109 --> 00:33:30,410
[sniffles]

536
00:33:31,344 --> 00:33:32,879
Wow, that's...

537
00:33:32,946 --> 00:33:35,682
Is this a hug moment?
It feels like a hug moment.

538
00:33:35,749 --> 00:33:37,170
Bring it in, sister.

539
00:33:39,686 --> 00:33:40,754
[Cliff straining]

540
00:33:47,761 --> 00:33:49,129
[Larry] What the hell are you?

541
00:33:52,699 --> 00:33:54,401
If you turn out to be a rat...

542
00:33:55,402 --> 00:33:59,773
[sighs] Okay, Larry, maybe
stop talking to your magic zit-thing.

543
00:34:00,573 --> 00:34:01,775
[footsteps approaching]

544
00:34:04,978 --> 00:34:06,646
[footsteps receding]

545
00:34:14,120 --> 00:34:17,570
[in squeaky voice] Yeah, Larry,
you're really going bananas over here.

546
00:34:18,725 --> 00:34:20,126
- [gravel crunches]
- [gasps]

547
00:34:20,393 --> 00:34:21,594
[in normal voice] What the hell?

548
00:34:24,631 --> 00:34:27,330
- [footsteps approaching]
- [Larry] Hello?

549
00:34:27,167 --> 00:34:29,836
- [Larry gasps]
- [mumbling] Stolen toast, weather pony.

550
00:34:30,603 --> 00:34:32,872
Oh, shit. Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit!

551
00:34:33,740 --> 00:34:34,974
[footsteps approaching]

552
00:34:39,179 --> 00:34:40,180
[Larry] Paul?

553
00:34:44,150 --> 00:34:45,151
Paul Trainor!

554
00:34:48,822 --> 00:34:51,558
["Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy" playing]

555
00:34:53,927 --> 00:34:55,462
[both singing] ♪ And the company jumps ♪

556
00:34:55,528 --> 00:34:57,130
{\an8}♪ When he plays reveille ♪

557
00:34:57,197 --> 00:35:00,700
♪ He's the boogie
woogie Bugle boy of Company B ♪

558
00:35:03,503 --> 00:35:04,704
[both laughing]

559
00:35:07,907 --> 00:35:10,443
[Rita exclaims] Good as new!

560
00:35:10,510 --> 00:35:12,512
So, what do we set it to?

561
00:35:14,147 --> 00:35:16,716
The letter was dated 1949, but...

562
00:35:18,718 --> 00:35:20,887
the film was 1917.

563
00:35:21,955 --> 00:35:26,526
The possibilities really
are endless, aren't they?

564
00:35:26,860 --> 00:35:29,162
[sighs] Oh, there, there.

565
00:35:29,829 --> 00:35:32,899
Larry and the others
will be home with news soon

566
00:35:32,966 --> 00:35:35,869
and whatever they find out, big or small,

567
00:35:35,935 --> 00:35:38,138
will be a step in
the right direction. [chuckles]

568
00:35:38,204 --> 00:35:43,643
And then Laura De Mille
will hop into her time machine

569
00:35:43,710 --> 00:35:47,781
and go back to
figure all the rest of it out.

570
00:35:47,847 --> 00:35:52,619
And you will have yourself again.

571
00:35:52,686 --> 00:35:55,622
And I know that self is good.

572
00:35:57,524 --> 00:35:59,526
I have an intuition
for this sort of thing.

573
00:36:01,610 --> 00:36:02,529
[softly] I need more gin.

574
00:36:03,730 --> 00:36:05,899
That's the spirit!

575
00:36:08,340 --> 00:36:09,135
I'll be here.

576
00:36:10,770 --> 00:36:16,710
Rita Farr. World renowned time traveler.

577
00:36:19,713 --> 00:36:22,615
Waiting for my destiny.

578
00:36:27,554 --> 00:36:28,555
[softly] You have to try this.

579
00:36:30,790 --> 00:36:32,959
- Thank you.
- You're very welcome, my dear.

580
00:36:45,138 --> 00:36:47,674
So what's with this
whole sweet-treats bullshit?

581
00:36:48,708 --> 00:36:53,246
I don't remember.
I built this place a while ago.

582
00:36:53,313 --> 00:36:54,848
Decades, I think.

583
00:36:55,815 --> 00:36:58,618
Time, it moved like
a hummingbird at the Ant Farm.

584
00:36:58,918 --> 00:37:02,188
Fast ellipses,
beats of nothing in between.

585
00:37:02,255 --> 00:37:03,690
Too much of everything.

586
00:37:04,791 --> 00:37:07,930
I was their dragon, you know?

587
00:37:07,961 --> 00:37:10,864
They would drop me into towns and villages

588
00:37:10,930 --> 00:37:12,999
and I would eat the whole place up.

589
00:37:13,967 --> 00:37:18,204
Hundreds and thousands of
people crying, praying, screaming.

590
00:37:19,105 --> 00:37:20,807
And all up in here.

591
00:37:21,775 --> 00:37:24,978
So, as you can
imagine, it got a little crowded.

592
00:37:25,679 --> 00:37:28,615
And I needed a space that was just for me.

593
00:37:28,682 --> 00:37:30,116
So it's not just for lost girls.

594
00:37:33,353 --> 00:37:34,754
[Jane] The Eternal whatever.
595
00:37:37,90 --> 00:37:38,892
That's what this is all about.

596
00:37:39,359 --> 00:37:42,662
You were wronged, and now
you wanna burn the whole world down.

597
00:37:42,729 --> 00:37:45,198
Sometimes you have to set worlds on fire

598
00:37:45,265 --> 00:37:46,833
so you can make something new.

599
00:37:48,802 --> 00:37:49,803
Mmm.

600
00:37:51,710 --> 00:37:52,639
Make something of your pain.

601
00:37:55,308 --> 00:37:57,844
Maybe we have more in
common than you think, Jane.

602
00:38:04,384 --> 00:38:05,352
[thudding]

603
00:38:12,392 --> 00:38:15,395
[Larry] Paul! Oh, my God.

604
00:38:17,997 --> 00:38:19,999
[panting] What... What are you doing here?

605
00:38:23,300 --> 00:38:25,705
No! No, Paul. Paul, listen to me.

606
00:38:28,775 --> 00:38:30,210
- [gun hammer clicks]
- [Larry gasps]

607
00:38:50,730 --> 00:38:52,265
[Paul] Bang, bang bagel.

608
00:38:56,236 --> 00:38:57,337
Pink and blue.

609
00:39:08,314 --> 00:39:09,816
What was that thing you mentioned?

610
00:39:10,750 --> 00:39:12,520
Eternal Flagellation?

611
00:39:14,454 --> 00:39:16,220
Is that part of the Sisterhood?

612
00:39:16,890 --> 00:39:17,757
I asked you a question.

613
00:39:19,359 --> 00:39:20,794
Why are you?

614
00:39:21,961 --> 00:39:23,963
[chuckles nervously]
Didn't I just answer that?

615
00:39:24,831 --> 00:39:28,435
Did you? Or did someone
else just answer with your voice?

616
00:39:28,902 --> 00:39:31,738
- Excuse me?
- Why are you?

617
00:39:31,805 --> 00:39:33,306
Answer your own damn question.

618
00:39:34,107 --> 00:39:35,442
Why are you?

619
00:39:35,709 --> 00:39:38,778
I am, because I have
loved with torrid abandon.

620
00:39:40,480 --> 00:39:43,283
I am, because I've
laughed my father's laugh

621
00:39:45,418 --> 00:39:49,789
and I sang the songs my grandmother
sang in a ship crossing water.

622
00:39:49,856 --> 00:39:55,729
I am because I've bled
and I've suffered and found joy

623
00:39:55,795 --> 00:40:00,900
from between the fetid
trees and in barber shops.

624
00:40:00,967 --> 00:40:04,504
But as I said, why I am
is of no importance to you,

625
00:40:04,771 --> 00:40:06,720
the great Cyborg.

626
00:40:07,407 --> 00:40:09,409
A man who doesn't even know himself.
627
00:40:10,910 --> 00:40:14,14
A man who knows
only that he is a raised hand.

628
00:40:14,280 --> 00:40:15,348
[scoffs softly]

629
00:40:15,415 --> 00:40:17,317
And what do you get
when you raise your hand?

630
00:40:18,952 --> 00:40:20,253
Walk down the street?

631
00:40:23,230 --> 00:40:24,324
Drive through town?

632
00:40:25,191 --> 00:40:27,193
Lay asleep in your bed?

633
00:40:27,260 --> 00:40:28,762
Man, what the hell are you getting at?

634
00:40:30,630 --> 00:40:31,965
Are you saying
that I don't know how to suffer?

635
00:40:32,320 --> 00:40:33,466
That I don't know discrimination?

636
00:40:33,967 --> 00:40:36,236
How can you know suffering or joy

637
00:40:36,302 --> 00:40:37,504
without knowing who you are?

638
00:40:37,771 --> 00:40:38,972
**** this bullshit!

639
00:40:39,439 --> 00:40:41,107
You don't get to tell
me who the **** I am!

640
00:40:42,800 --> 00:40:44,177
The only goddamn
reason you're free in the first place

641
00:40:44,244 --> 00:40:45,245
is because of me.

642
00:40:46,846 --> 00:40:49,249
The language of the oppressor.

643
00:40:50,116 --> 00:40:53,186
And to spill from
your mouth with such careless ease.

644
00:40:53,787 --> 00:40:55,422
Imagine my surprise, brother.

645
00:40:56,556 --> 00:40:58,391
I sat in a cage for near a century

646
00:40:59,250 --> 00:41:03,430
and I emerged Lazarus
and beheld a world the same.

647
00:41:03,496 --> 00:41:05,865
And this is why

648
00:41:05,932 --> 00:41:08,168
the Eternal Flagellation is so important.

649
00:41:09,135 --> 00:41:10,870
[banging on window]

650
00:41:10,937 --> 00:41:12,839
You can tune them out if you want, Jane.

651
00:41:12,906 --> 00:41:14,407
You're letting them overpower you.

652
00:41:14,474 --> 00:41:15,975
They're not overpowering me,
they're afraid for Kay.

653
00:41:16,420 --> 00:41:16,543
Come on, time to go.

654
00:41:16,810 --> 00:41:19,790
Are they afraid for the girl,
or of the girl?

655
00:41:19,145 --> 00:41:21,281
Kay, please, I'll get
you more ice cream later, I promise.

656
00:41:21,348 --> 00:41:22,816
Jane, listen to me.

657
00:41:22,882 --> 00:41:24,117
- [banging on window]
- Kay, come on!

658
00:41:24,184 --> 00:41:26,520
Jane, you're denying yourself again.

659
00:41:26,119 --> 00:41:27,554
Wouldn't it be nice to be free?

660
00:41:27,821 --> 00:41:29,389
To express yourself unbridled?

661
00:41:29,456 --> 00:41:32,225
To get lost in
your thoughts and only your thoughts?

662
00:41:32,292 --> 00:41:34,327
Your wants. Your desires.

663
00:41:35,261 --> 00:41:36,329
[Kay] I'd like that.
664
00:41:37,564 --> 00:41:38,932
- [banging on window]
- [Hammerhead] Kay!
665
00:41:40,200 --> 00:41:41,167
[glass cracking]

666
00:41:43,536 --> 00:41:45,710
[Cliff] You know, this is definitely

667
00:41:45,138 --> 00:41:46,873
the most fun I've had in a while.

668
00:41:46,940 --> 00:41:48,541
And don't get me
wrong, you're cool and all,

669
00:41:49,209 --> 00:41:52,412
but I should be with Rory.
I should be living!

670
00:41:53,346 --> 00:41:57,117
Trying new things!
Being the best grandpa ever!

671
00:41:57,450 --> 00:41:59,552
Not running around
on some bullshit mission

672
00:41:59,619 --> 00:42:01,521
because of Laura ****ing De Mille.

673
00:42:03,230 --> 00:42:04,900
What did you say?

674
00:42:07,394 --> 00:42:10,597
Laura De Mille. She sent you.

675
00:42:12,650 --> 00:42:14,367
Laura ****ing De Mille.

676
00:42:16,970 --> 00:42:17,937
[clicks button]

677
00:42:18,400 --> 00:42:19,973
["Copacabana" playing]

678
00:42:22,142 --> 00:42:24,144
[man] You can't stop this.
679
00:42:25,45 --> 00:42:28,381
The world needs it. You need it!

680
00:42:29,416 --> 00:42:31,418
[wheels spinning noisily]

681
00:42:31,484 --> 00:42:34,540
Stop! I said stop!

682
00:42:34,954 --> 00:42:35,922
[grunting]

683
00:42:36,623 --> 00:42:38,925
Why are you, Cyborg?

684
00:42:39,893 --> 00:42:42,950
Because you're born with this Black skin?

685
00:42:42,162 --> 00:42:43,930
Or because you're made

686
00:42:43,997 --> 00:42:45,598
with their metal disguise?

687
00:42:45,665 --> 00:42:47,330
**** you!

688
00:42:47,100 --> 00:42:48,268
{\an8}♪ And they had each other ♪

689
00:42:48,334 --> 00:42:50,136
{\an8}♪ Who could ask for more ♪

690
00:42:50,203 --> 00:42:51,571
{\an8}♪ At the Copa... ♪

691
00:42:51,638 --> 00:42:53,506
Oh, hey, ice cream lady! What's up?

692
00:42:53,573 --> 00:42:55,241
- [screaming]
- [Cliff yells]

693
00:43:04,117 --> 00:43:06,252
- There you are, little monkey--
- No, I don't wanna!

694
00:43:06,319 --> 00:43:08,621
Kay, we should go now. Come on--

695
00:43:08,688 --> 00:43:09,522
No!

696
00:43:12,258 --> 00:43:14,461
I'll see you on the other side.

697
00:43:16,996 --> 00:43:19,299
And give Laura De Mille my best.

698
00:43:23,136 --> 00:43:24,437
[gasps]

699
00:43:24,504 --> 00:43:28,441
[Cliff] What the ****? What the ****?

700
00:43:29,542 --> 00:43:31,644
[Larry breathing heavily] Come on.

701
00:43:36,383 --> 00:43:37,317
My son.

702
00:43:38,518 --> 00:43:41,121
- Hey, hey.
- [crying]

703
00:43:41,187 --> 00:43:44,900
You're okay, you're okay, bud.

704
00:43:44,958 --> 00:43:45,992
It's okay.

705
00:43:48,361 --> 00:43:49,696
[Rita] You're back!

706
00:43:50,130 --> 00:43:53,33
Larry, I've got news-- [groans]

707
00:43:53,990 --> 00:43:55,368
Excuse you.

708
00:43:55,435 --> 00:43:57,137
Oh, my God. Is that--

709
00:43:57,203 --> 00:43:59,305
The king. Crow pies--

710
00:43:59,372 --> 00:44:00,407
What the hell happened?

711
00:44:00,473 --> 00:44:02,108
Got our ***es handed to us.

712
00:44:02,175 --> 00:44:03,276
[Rita] But you came back with something?

713
00:44:03,343 --> 00:44:04,344
[Larry sighs] Nope.

714
00:44:04,411 --> 00:44:07,180
Then we'll just have to
go back and try again.

715
00:44:07,247 --> 00:44:08,982
Give the Sisterhood of Dada the what for!

716
00:44:09,490 --> 00:44:10,283
[Cliff] Nope. **** them.

717
00:44:10,517 --> 00:44:12,385
Sorry, Rita, but I'm with Cliff.

718
00:44:13,420 --> 00:44:16,523
No, no, no, no, no, no.
I've spent all day giving pep talks

719
00:44:16,589 --> 00:44:19,626
and fixing up that blasted
time machine so Laura can go--

720
00:44:19,693 --> 00:44:21,428
Look, let me put this
as plainly as possible.

721
00:44:21,661 --> 00:44:24,998
**** the time machine.
**** the Sisterhood of Dada.

722
00:44:25,650 --> 00:44:26,166
And **** Laura De Mille.

723
00:44:39,145 --> 00:44:42,749
[sighing in exasperation]

724
00:45:13,680 --> 00:45:14,581
[screams]

725
00:45:27,594 --> 00:45:33,166
- [keyboard clacking]
- "Grandpa's getting better."

726
00:45:39,806 --> 00:45:41,474
[music plays on pop-up]

727
00:45:49,249 --> 00:45:51,284
Well, I'm not ****ing
dying today. [chuckles]

728
00:45:52,652 --> 00:45:54,387
- Click.
- [clicks mouse]

729
00:45:56,222 --> 00:45:57,490
What's going on?

730
00:45:57,557 --> 00:45:59,192
We're keeping an eye on the girl.

731
00:46:00,160 --> 00:46:01,227
Okay.

732
00:46:03,697 --> 00:46:05,465
Maybe you should give her some space?

733
00:46:08,468 --> 00:46:10,203
What happened to
"we're all in this together"?

734
00:46:12,372 --> 00:46:14,574
She's just throwing
a tantrum. That's what kids do.

735
00:46:15,275 --> 00:46:18,345
She wants something new, so I'll get her
some shoes and everything will be fine.

736
00:46:18,411 --> 00:46:21,348
I can handle the girl and her yearnings.

737
00:46:21,414 --> 00:46:24,617
You, however,
I don't know what to do with you.

738
00:46:28,488 --> 00:46:29,589
[gasps]

739
00:47:16,703 --> 00:47:17,837
[Paul mumbling]

740
00:47:21,941 --> 00:47:24,244
[Larry] I can't believe
they sucked you into all this.

741
00:47:27,414 --> 00:47:28,815
I'm gonna get you well again.

742
00:47:31,217 --> 00:47:32,318
I promise.

743
00:47:33,186 --> 00:47:35,555
And nothing is going to come between us.

744
00:47:35,622 --> 00:47:36,723
[Paul mumbling]

745
00:47:40,694 --> 00:47:42,328
[Rita] As the saying goes,
746
00:47:42,395 --> 00:47:44,831
"If you want something done right,

747
00:47:44,898 --> 00:47:46,466
you have to do it yourself."

748
00:47:46,533 --> 00:47:47,867
[groaning softly]

749
00:47:50,570 --> 00:47:51,638
You.

750
00:47:53,506 --> 00:47:54,341
Listen.

751
00:47:56,643 --> 00:47:59,512
You leave it up to me. Rita Farr.

752
00:48:00,313 --> 00:48:01,848
World renowned time traveler.

753
00:48:01,915 --> 00:48:04,451
[slurring] Oh, okay. All right.

754
00:48:04,517 --> 00:48:07,754
[clicks tongue] Rita Farr. Rita Farr.

755
00:48:07,821 --> 00:48:13,393
You know, I've known
you for a little less than 48 hours,

756
00:48:14,361 --> 00:48:20,266
and even I know that that is
not who you are. Mmm-mmm.

757
00:48:20,333 --> 00:48:23,403
No. No, no, no. [chuckles]

758
00:48:23,470 --> 00:48:26,940
That's never gonna be who you are.

759
00:48:29,609 --> 00:48:30,910
[sighs in exasperation]

760
00:49:03,510 --> 00:49:04,911
[exhales] **** it.

761
00:49:04,978 --> 00:49:06,460
[glass breaking]

762
00:49:09,349 --> 00:49:10,417
[sighs]

763
00:49:12,520 --> 00:49:13,386
[grunting]

764
00:49:21,828 --> 00:49:22,896
[lock clicks]

765
00:49:24,464 --> 00:49:25,865
[buttons clicking]

766
00:49:32,572 --> 00:49:35,375
[time machine humming and whirring]

767
00:49:40,800 --> 00:49:41,781
[whirring]

768
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