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[Larry] Previously on Doom Patrol...

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We had developed
a prototype for synthetic skin.

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[Vic] So, I could have looked normal.

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Cliffie, it says that your card's
declined due to insufficient funds.

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[Cliff] I already sold
half my roomie's stuff.

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What am I doing?

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[Larry] There is
a thing underneath my skin.

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- [shrieks]
- [screaming in pain]

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[Jane] I just watched a girl
teach herself how to ride a bike

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after being held captive in
her own mind for almost 70 years.

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If you don't stop this divisive behavior,

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you will get exactly what you want.

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What if I'm
a world-renowned time traveler?

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[Holly] Don't let her straight-laced
Bureau face fool you.

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Laura is a wild cat.

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[Madame Rouge] This is
our top secret enclave, Bendy.

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You're the Sisterhood of Dada.

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But of course you are. Piffle paffle.

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Made you something. Your paper clip.

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I know the perfect place to keep this.

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[Malcom] I'll guard it with my life.

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I came here because
something very big is set to occur.

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[Cliff] The eternal flatulation is coming.

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[farting noise]

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[Madame Rouge] And it needs to be stopped.

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[theme music playing]

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[crackling]

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[wind blowing]

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[Holly laughing] Whoo!

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[Holly shouting indistinctly]

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[laughs]

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[coughing]

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Little Victor Stone. [exhales]

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The last time I saw
you, you were about this tall.

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Sitting in the corner of Elinore's office,

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playing quietly with your Superman doll.

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- You probably don't remember me.
- That was a lifetime ago.

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Yeah, I worked with
your mom at S.T.A.R. for years.

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She was an incredible woman.

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Why'd you leave?

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Well, after 9/11, S.T.A.R.
doubled down on weapons programs.

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- I wanted to heal people, not arm them.
- Hmm.

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It's a shame how many of my clients were
disfigured by S.T.A.R.-developed weapons.

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So, what can I do for you, Vic?

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I heard about synthetic skin,

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and I wonder if
that might be an option for me.

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Well, that's definitely not
what I expected you to say.

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- But may I?
- Of course.

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I have to admit...

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I was surprised when Silas
chose the Cyborg tech for you,

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instead of coming to me.

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I mean, you were just such a happy kid.

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My God, Silas really
is a magician, isn't he?

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I mean, an internal
battery-powered mechanokinetic

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pulse cannon. I...

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What's the total output?

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10,000 volts?

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- 25.
- Whoa.

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Yeah, I can liquify an armored
truck in under three seconds.

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[chuckles] Wow.

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Well...

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Okay.

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Unsurprisingly,
the physiological integration

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of your tech is incredibly extensive.

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To safely introduce a SynthSkin exodermis,

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your Cyborg tech would
have to be completely removed.

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Even Grid?

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Obviously, your artificial organs

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and structural
prosthetics would have to stay,

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but anything that requires more energy
than you get from a burrito? Gotta go.

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What if I wanted to do it?

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How soon could you...

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Good news there.

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Your biotech interfaces are
almost entirely nanotechnological,

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which makes
extraction largely a matter of code.

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So, this could be an overnight procedure.

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But this isn't
a decision you should take lightly.

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Have you talked
with your father about this?

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[exhales]

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My mom would want this for me.

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That's the only thing I care about.

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That's fair.

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I just...

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[sighs]

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We urge all of our clients to
talk this through with a loved one.

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Believe me, this will be a lot
easier with someone by your side.

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[Jane] My ****ing records?

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Which ones?

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Uh, well, I sold them as a lot.
So, all of them?

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- What the **** is wrong with you?
- You don't understand.

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They had a special
edition Chipmunk Master keychain

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you could get for just 15,000 acorns

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and I was almost there

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when I lost it all on a double-or-nothing
Nut Jump against Mr. Fox

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even though Ginger
told me not to trust Mr. Fox!

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Huh?

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[Cliff] What?

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There's something weird going on with you.

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No, there isn't. There's
something weird going on with you.

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After you get my ****ing
records back, you're gonna--

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[choking]

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Jane?

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Oh, ****. I got this.

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I took a Heimlich course in '87.

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Had to bone the instructor to
pass but I remember the basics.

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[choking continues]

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[Cliff] What the ****?

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[groaning]

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[gasps]

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Oh, you got the prize!

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[exhales]

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[Jane]It's those Dada freaks.

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[object shatters]

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- What the ****?
- [gasps]

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[Cliff] Holy shit on a shingle.

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There is something weird going on.

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[Madame Rouge]
Of course there's something going on,

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you guileless golem.
They are coming for us.

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We must rally to defend the castle.

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Cliff, seal the doors, the windows

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and the mother****ing fireplaces.

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Why are you even still here?
We had a deal.

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We did your little spy mission.
Now, why don't you get the **** out

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and take your dumb quirks and
your ****ing stupid magic tricks with you.

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Yeah.

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Yeah, we have bigger problems--

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You have bigger problems. Not us.

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I assure you that this
is everyone's problem.

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Look, Curly. When
something wants to get us,

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it usually finds a way to get us.

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- No use trying to stop it.
- [scoffs]

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Now you, get your laptop.

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We're getting my records back, you ****.

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- What's the big deal?
- [groans]

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They weren't even worth that much.

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[Madame Rouge]
We've got to seal these windows.

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Now, your Cher workout tapes,
on the other hand... [chuckles]

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My what?

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- Um...
- Oh, no, you didn't.

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You sold my Cher workout tapes?

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[sputtering] Let me explain.

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Um...

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- [Cliff] What? No.
- [doorbell ringing]

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Wait, no, no, I'm still not-- Flit!

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Shit, shit.

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- Dad, what are you doing here?
- Uh...

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Hey, here I am.
Surprise extended Grandpa visit.

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- Whoo-hoo!
- Hey.

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- Did you get help with your--
- Oh, the Parkie?

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Yeah, that's all taken care of.

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Got some pills. And let me tell you,
those babies work like gangbusters.

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See?

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Steady as a rock.

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Good.

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I... I've been eyeing the Bureau

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since my cousin Paige came on here.

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He's... he's a meta, too.

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Worked in comms until the Big One.

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Did you know him?

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Anyway, Paige didn't
make it back fully intact.

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So, I figured I'd wait for
the war to be good and over.

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The war is never over.

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So tell me, who are you?

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Who am I? I'm, uh...

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I'm... I'm Wally Sage, ma'am.
I just told you--

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What are you?

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Ah, I see. A test.

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Very sneaky, ma'am.

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- Uh... What am I, huh?
- [door opens]

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Um...

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Well, I guess, probably...
I don't know what you'd call it.

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Probably easier if I just show you.

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Hmm.

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Fascinating.

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Can you apply this
ability to, say... artillery?

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Uh, sure, I guess. But...

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I came in to see
about the marketing position.

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Well, you will be very useful.

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Weapon.

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Thank you.

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Laura...

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he was just a boy.

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Wars don't fight themselves.

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Is that all you have to say? You used
to look out for kids like him.

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Well, it's not the same
carefree world it was then, is it?

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We must make difficult choices
in order to keep our country safe.

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We're meeting at the Salon
tonight to workshop a new piece.

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We'd all love to see you.

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- "We all"?
- Yes.

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Holly, Malcolm, everyone.

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We miss you.

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Don't you miss making art

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and expressing yourself? You used
to say that it was your calling.

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Well, I have a higher calling now.

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Yeah, I recall
you landing here with a calling.

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Something about a time machine.

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But you gave up on all that when
you found safety in your little...

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coterie, didn't you?

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Laura...

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it's your coterie, too.

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I swear, if the Bureau could, they'd make
us forget that we all had lives before--

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Yes, well, don't worry.

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I'll never forget.

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Now send in the next
recruit, would you, on your way out?

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[opens drawer]

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[exhales deeply]

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Mm, let me guess. She said no.

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You surprised?

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I'm a little worried
about her, if I'm being honest.

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- Lately, she's just seems so--
- Sour? Hmm.

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- She's been sour for 15 years.
- It's her job.

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That sort of work just has
to weigh on a person's soul.

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- Yeah, if she still has one.
- Malcolm.

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She saved all of
our souls once upon a time.

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Maybe it's our turn to save hers.

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Hmm.

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Maybe you're right.

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[knocking on door]

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[Larry groans]

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Larry?

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- [groans]
- [knocking on door]

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- [Madame Rouge] Larry?
- [Larry] God.

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[Madame Rouge] It is 11:00 in the morning

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and you're loafing about on the floor.

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[Madame Rouge scoffs]

226
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My expectations with you people truly
could not be any lower at this point.

227
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But we are about to be confronted
by an inconceivably dangerous threat.

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- [gasps]
- And I need all the help I can get.

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Uh, fine. Fine. Could
you just... Can you give me a minute?

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God.

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Um... what on earth is that?

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[Larry] It's just... Well, it started
as a tumor, but then it, uh...

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- That came out of you?
- Yes.

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- Out of your--
- Out of my mouth, okay?

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Yes. It's definitely alive.

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[Madame Rouge] Wow.
A sentient tumor. Fascinating.

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Have you recently been
exposed to any abnormal atmospheres?

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[Larry] My entire life is
an abnormal atmosphere.

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Do you mean the Afterlife?
The Negative Nebula?

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I went to Costco for
the first time a few weeks ago.

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- Was that it?
- No, the second one.

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This Nebula. I think
that's your answer right there.

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I mean, you're probably dealing
with some kind of space parasite.

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[Larry] Really?

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How can you be sure?

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Well, what else could it be, you bampot?

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[Larry] Okay. Okay.
Well, what should I do?

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Oh, well, let's use our brains here.

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When one expels a living,

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16-pound parasite from one's body,

251
00:16:00,794 --> 00:16:03,663
there is really only
one reasonable response.

252
00:16:07,330 --> 00:16:09,869
- Give it a name?
- Jesus Christ almighty, no.

253
00:16:09,936 --> 00:16:12,772
No, burn... Burn it. Burn it.

254
00:16:13,807 --> 00:16:16,420
And meet me in the great
room when you've dealt with it.

255
00:16:16,109 --> 00:16:17,977
Jesus Christ! You burn it.

256
00:16:18,545 --> 00:16:20,800
You don't give it a ****ing name.

257
00:16:24,684 --> 00:16:25,752
[Kay crying]

258
00:16:31,925 --> 00:16:32,792
What's wrong, Kay?

259
00:16:35,495 --> 00:16:37,163
Driller Bill says
you've been crying all day.

260
00:16:40,934 --> 00:16:41,835
Someone...

261
00:16:42,969 --> 00:16:44,804
Someone stole my bike.

262
00:16:45,638 --> 00:16:48,675
It was right outside my door when
I went to bed and when I woke up,

263
00:16:49,142 --> 00:16:50,243
it was gone.

264
00:16:50,844 --> 00:16:51,711
Okay, well,

265
00:16:52,579 --> 00:16:54,140
maybe somebody just
borrowed it. Did you ask--

266
00:16:54,800 --> 00:16:55,515
They stole it!

267
00:16:55,582 --> 00:16:57,951
Stop treating me like I'm a stupid baby.

268
00:17:00,530 --> 00:17:00,954
Okay.

269
00:17:01,821 --> 00:17:04,570
Well, we'll just go up
top and get you a new bike.

270
00:17:04,791 --> 00:17:06,192
And this time we'll actually pay for it.

271
00:17:06,259 --> 00:17:10,263
No, I don't wanna go up.
I never wanna go up again.

272
00:17:11,698 --> 00:17:12,999
[continues crying]

273
00:17:18,805 --> 00:17:20,106
[Rory cooing]

274
00:17:20,173 --> 00:17:22,742
I don't know if it's your ice-cold touch

275
00:17:22,809 --> 00:17:24,244
or the hum of your nutrient tank,

276
00:17:24,310 --> 00:17:27,213
but he is never as
relaxed as when he's with you.

277
00:17:27,280 --> 00:17:30,150
That's my grandpa powers at work.

278
00:17:30,817 --> 00:17:33,253
You remind me more and
more of Grandpa RJ, you know that?

279
00:17:33,553 --> 00:17:35,210
[Cliff groans]

280
00:17:36,560 --> 00:17:39,125
You know what?
You guys deserve a real break.

281
00:17:39,192 --> 00:17:42,962
Why don't I watch Rory
so you can go out? Date night.

282
00:17:43,290 --> 00:17:45,265
Out? I don't even know
what that means anymore.

283
00:17:50,303 --> 00:17:53,390
Thanks, but we're good.

284
00:17:53,106 --> 00:17:55,308
You know, that sounds nice actually.

285
00:17:55,942 --> 00:17:56,843
Are you serious?

286
00:17:56,910 --> 00:17:59,913
Yeah. We'll just walk down to
Scooter Dog's, grab an ice cream bar.

287
00:17:59,979 --> 00:18:02,150
We'll be gone 20 minutes. 30, tops.

288
00:18:02,820 --> 00:18:05,180
You won't regret this. I'm gonna
have the whole place cleaned up and--

289
00:18:05,850 --> 00:18:07,530
- Here. Just in case, for emergencies.
- [Cliff] Uh...

290
00:18:08,210 --> 00:18:09,989
Okay, cool.

291
00:18:27,841 --> 00:18:29,209
[Holly humming]

292
00:18:29,275 --> 00:18:30,377
[machine whirring]

293
00:18:39,686 --> 00:18:40,653
[grunts]

294
00:18:40,720 --> 00:18:41,821
[continues humming]

295
00:18:58,738 --> 00:18:59,939
[foghorn bellowing]

296
00:19:06,179 --> 00:19:07,681
[birds chirping]

297
00:19:14,187 --> 00:19:15,155
[exhales]

298
00:19:17,691 --> 00:19:18,825
[Larry] I guess that's that.

299
00:19:23,290 --> 00:19:25,980
[exhales]

300
00:19:25,165 --> 00:19:27,934
Next time you go to space, don't
forget to wear a spacesuit, Larry.

301
00:19:28,100 --> 00:19:29,336
[chuckles]

302
00:19:31,370 --> 00:19:32,105
Oh.

303
00:19:35,675 --> 00:19:36,309
[exhales]

304
00:19:37,744 --> 00:19:38,378
Damn it.

305
00:19:40,313 --> 00:19:42,382
Damn, damn, damn.

306
00:19:42,449 --> 00:19:45,510
Hey. Hey, you all right in there?

307
00:19:45,118 --> 00:19:47,887
I couldn't just leave you out here
without giving you a fighting chance.

308
00:19:47,954 --> 00:19:49,155
I went back and made you a...

309
00:19:49,222 --> 00:19:51,157
I don't know what space parasites eat,

310
00:19:51,224 --> 00:19:53,460
but I figure everybody likes a PB&J.

311
00:19:57,330 --> 00:19:58,264
Here you go.

312
00:20:05,710 --> 00:20:06,390
[sighs]

313
00:20:08,441 --> 00:20:09,843
What the hell is wrong with me?

314
00:20:12,712 --> 00:20:15,915
Here. It's supposed
to get pretty chilly tonight.

315
00:20:16,816 --> 00:20:18,752
Hey, look, there's
nothing to be afraid of.

316
00:20:18,818 --> 00:20:19,452
[rustling nearby]

317
00:20:20,253 --> 00:20:21,154
I don't think.

318
00:20:23,857 --> 00:20:24,491
[groans]

319
00:20:29,950 --> 00:20:30,630
[sighs]

320
00:20:31,831 --> 00:20:34,167
Look, I don't know what you want,

321
00:20:36,202 --> 00:20:38,872
but you're better off
without me. Just trust me on that.

322
00:20:39,873 --> 00:20:41,700
[foghorn bellowing in distance]

323
00:20:44,177 --> 00:20:45,450
[Larry]Huh.

324
00:20:46,146 --> 00:20:47,800
That can't be good.

325
00:20:48,214 --> 00:20:49,516
[bellowing continues]

326
00:20:59,250 --> 00:21:00,160
[bird screeching in distance]

327
00:21:08,535 --> 00:21:09,502
[rhythmic beeping]

328
00:21:12,439 --> 00:21:16,443
I... S... S...

329
00:21:16,509 --> 00:21:18,478
M... E...

330
00:21:19,813 --> 00:21:20,447
"Miss..."

331
00:21:21,348 --> 00:21:22,248
"Miss me"?

332
00:21:32,158 --> 00:21:33,193
How the hell did you find me?

333
00:21:33,426 --> 00:21:35,362
[Vic] The supercomputer
in my head helped a little.

334
00:21:37,364 --> 00:21:39,990
And what do you

335
00:21:39,165 --> 00:21:40,967
and the supercomputer in your head want?

336
00:21:41,340 --> 00:21:43,436
I just wanted you to know, you were right.

337
00:21:45,500 --> 00:21:47,700
- [Roni] About what?
- About me.

338
00:21:48,541 --> 00:21:51,511
Look, everything's
always been so laid out for me.

339
00:21:51,578 --> 00:21:52,879
I didn't even know what was missing.

340
00:21:53,913 --> 00:21:54,948
But I do now.

341
00:21:55,150 --> 00:21:58,918
It's like, how can I help people
when there's this barrier between us?

342
00:21:59,352 --> 00:22:01,210
When they can't even
relate to me as a human being?

343
00:22:01,870 --> 00:22:01,921
You're rambling, Vic.

344
00:22:01,988 --> 00:22:04,224
What you trying to do?
Keep me on the line long enough

345
00:22:04,290 --> 00:22:05,859
for your S.T.A.R.
buddies to come scoop me up?

346
00:22:05,925 --> 00:22:08,361
No, no, you won't have
to worry about that anymore.

347
00:22:12,832 --> 00:22:13,533
What's going on, Vic?

348
00:22:16,360 --> 00:22:18,338
[sighs] I think I might have it taken out.

349
00:22:20,874 --> 00:22:21,608
My tech.

350
00:22:22,909 --> 00:22:24,611
-All of it.
- What?

351
00:22:24,878 --> 00:22:26,880
Look, I just wanted you to
know because you were the one who--

352
00:22:26,946 --> 00:22:27,881
What are you talking about?

353
00:22:27,947 --> 00:22:28,882
What...

354
00:22:31,840 --> 00:22:32,886
What happened to wanting to be a hero?

355
00:22:32,952 --> 00:22:35,121
But my tech doesn't make me a hero.

356
00:22:35,855 --> 00:22:37,624
Having an energy cannon
fused to my nervous system--

357
00:22:37,891 --> 00:22:41,270
That's not what I meant.
We have our preferred methods,

358
00:22:41,940 --> 00:22:43,530
but at the end of
the day, we want the same thing.

359
00:22:43,596 --> 00:22:44,631
Change.

360
00:22:45,932 --> 00:22:48,134
Now, I'm blasting
through the back door demanding it

361
00:22:48,201 --> 00:22:50,637
while you're walking in through the lobby
with a big, dumb smile on your face,

362
00:22:50,904 --> 00:22:51,905
talking about...

363
00:22:51,971 --> 00:22:54,207
[in comical voice] "Hi,
I'm Cyborg. Nice to meet ya."

364
00:22:54,941 --> 00:22:58,111
[in normal voice] But sometimes
change comes from the inside.

365
00:22:59,346 --> 00:23:02,115
You taught me that.
-I'm not giving up the fight.

366
00:23:02,482 --> 00:23:04,840
I'll just have to find another way.

367
00:23:04,150 --> 00:23:05,652
You already have a way, Vic.

368
00:23:06,190 --> 00:23:08,254
You can sign all
the online petitions that you want,

369
00:23:08,321 --> 00:23:11,910
but when there is a guy
with an arm cannon at the table,

370
00:23:11,157 --> 00:23:12,492
you're going to want to
listen to what he has to say.

371
00:23:12,992 --> 00:23:15,995
Wait. How is that any different than a cop

372
00:23:16,620 --> 00:23:18,331
demanding obedience
down the barrel of a gun?

373
00:23:18,398 --> 00:23:20,266
Because we don't want obedience.

374
00:23:20,967 --> 00:23:22,302
All we want is justice.

375
00:23:23,970 --> 00:23:26,390
I didn't ask for this, Roni.

376
00:23:26,106 --> 00:23:27,674
None of us asked for what we got.

377
00:23:28,608 --> 00:23:32,312
Only thing that matters
is what we do once we got it.

378
00:23:33,680 --> 00:23:35,181
But Cyborg isn't me.

379
00:23:36,160 --> 00:23:37,917
I'm not happy like this.

380
00:23:37,984 --> 00:23:42,589
Yeah, well, not all of us can
afford to prioritize our happiness.

381
00:23:42,655 --> 00:23:48,161
The fact is, you're a more effective agent
of change as Cyborg than you are as Vic.

382
00:23:48,561 --> 00:23:49,596
So what do you want?

383
00:23:49,662 --> 00:23:50,697
Change?

384
00:23:50,964 --> 00:23:52,132
Or do you want to happiness?

385
00:23:52,198 --> 00:23:53,400
Look, you taught me to trust myself,

386
00:23:53,466 --> 00:23:54,534
and that's exactly what I'm doing.

387
00:23:56,703 --> 00:23:58,238
I thought you'd be happy for me.

388
00:24:02,142 --> 00:24:03,309
[electric static]

389
00:24:03,376 --> 00:24:04,277
Roni?

390
00:24:05,378 --> 00:24:06,479
-You there?
- Vic.

391
00:24:07,580 --> 00:24:08,581
I'm losing you.

392
00:24:10,250 --> 00:24:11,551
It's not safe to talk anyway.

393
00:24:12,352 --> 00:24:13,219
Just...

394
00:24:14,254 --> 00:24:15,288
Do what you gotta do.

395
00:24:18,391 --> 00:24:19,659
And maybe I'll see you on the other side.

396
00:24:22,562 --> 00:24:24,164
- [dishes clattering]
- [Rory crying]

397
00:24:24,230 --> 00:24:26,299
[Cliff] All good. All good.
Everything's fine.

398
00:24:26,366 --> 00:24:28,601
[man on radio] We have multiple
reports of an unprecedented fog

399
00:24:28,668 --> 00:24:30,470
spreading over the Eastern Seaboard.

400
00:24:30,537 --> 00:24:32,539
In my 23 years on the weather map,

401
00:24:32,605 --> 00:24:34,407
I've never seen anything like this--

402
00:24:34,474 --> 00:24:38,111
Nope! No negativity today!
This is what I'm talking about.

403
00:24:38,178 --> 00:24:41,247
Grandpa and Rory just hanging out,

404
00:24:41,314 --> 00:24:44,170
making memories that'll last a lifetime.

405
00:24:44,840 --> 00:24:46,486
Grandpa is not
thinking about anything at all.

406
00:24:50,123 --> 00:24:54,127
Not about Ginger, not about Chipmunks.

407
00:24:55,428 --> 00:24:56,730
[smoke alarm beeping]

408
00:24:56,996 --> 00:24:58,465
- [Rory crying]
- Don't worry, buddy.

409
00:24:58,531 --> 00:24:59,566
Nothing your old g-pa can't handle.

410
00:25:00,667 --> 00:25:02,369
Oh, ****!

411
00:25:02,435 --> 00:25:04,700
Didn't think that through.

412
00:25:04,137 --> 00:25:05,605
- [Mel] Hey.
- [Clara] We're back.

413
00:25:05,672 --> 00:25:10,744
[Cliff] Oh, thank God...
I mean, oh, hey, back so soon?

414
00:25:11,110 --> 00:25:13,130
Cliff, the burner is on high.

415
00:25:13,446 --> 00:25:16,316
Oh, uh, I would have caught that.

416
00:25:18,785 --> 00:25:21,588
Well, you did catch it. So it's all good.

417
00:25:23,189 --> 00:25:25,658
It's fine. At least
you didn't burn the house down.

418
00:25:26,920 --> 00:25:28,661
See that? We're building trust.

419
00:25:29,229 --> 00:25:31,765
Yeah, I'm gonna put Rory down for a nap.

420
00:25:37,370 --> 00:25:38,304
Hey, did you hear

421
00:25:38,371 --> 00:25:41,608
about this weird fog thing rolling in?

422
00:25:41,675 --> 00:25:43,743
Is that something
we should be concerned about?

423
00:25:43,810 --> 00:25:46,379
Oh, that? Don't even worry about it.

424
00:25:47,800 --> 00:25:49,282
Big Papa Cliff will keep his family safe.

425
00:25:50,550 --> 00:25:51,451
Good.

426
00:25:52,585 --> 00:25:54,554
I don't want you running off already.

427
00:25:54,821 --> 00:25:55,822
You just got here.

428
00:25:57,323 --> 00:25:58,258
[Cliff] Yeah.

429
00:25:59,793 --> 00:26:01,528
[objects clattering]

430
00:26:01,594 --> 00:26:04,464
[Jane] I'm gonna destroy
whatever thieving **** took it.

431
00:26:04,731 --> 00:26:06,266
I'm talking murder.

432
00:26:07,634 --> 00:26:09,302
Who took the ****ing bike, Doc?

433
00:26:09,369 --> 00:26:10,837
Whoever took it,
I hope they threw it in the well.

434
00:26:11,104 --> 00:26:12,305
I'm gonna **** you up.

435
00:26:12,372 --> 00:26:13,773
They will have done us all a favor.

436
00:26:14,374 --> 00:26:18,780
In case you haven't
noticed, Kay is staying put,

437
00:26:18,144 --> 00:26:19,379
right where she belongs.

438
00:26:19,446 --> 00:26:20,747
Because she's ****ing depressed,

439
00:26:20,814 --> 00:26:22,482
not because she wants to.

440
00:26:22,549 --> 00:26:24,617
I hate to point the finger, Jane,

441
00:26:24,684 --> 00:26:26,720
but you've opened this can of worms

442
00:26:26,786 --> 00:26:29,356
by allowing her to
go up in the first place.

443
00:26:29,422 --> 00:26:31,910
She was fine.

444
00:26:31,157 --> 00:26:33,860
She was lucky.
And if the girl's going to be hurt,

445
00:26:34,127 --> 00:26:37,697
it's better it be on
our terms than on theirs.

446
00:26:37,764 --> 00:26:38,798
Don't you agree?

447
00:26:38,865 --> 00:26:42,502
We were created for one
thing, it was to protect the girl.

448
00:26:42,569 --> 00:26:43,870
If we can't even do that, then maybe--

449
00:26:44,137 --> 00:26:47,207
Who's protecting us, Jane?

450
00:26:57,450 --> 00:26:58,485
[gasps]

451
00:27:06,793 --> 00:27:08,461
[Madame Rouge]
Annihilation is hot on my trail,

452
00:27:08,528 --> 00:27:09,829
but God forbid any of them

453
00:27:09,896 --> 00:27:11,798
should lift a finger to try and help me.

454
00:27:11,865 --> 00:27:14,234
Why should I lure
it away from this temple of torpor?

455
00:27:14,300 --> 00:27:16,569
Because I am a good person, that is why!

456
00:27:40,427 --> 00:27:43,363
[voice whispers]
Tiptoe harem, purple and low.

457
00:27:57,944 --> 00:27:58,778
[gasps softly]

458
00:28:00,547 --> 00:28:01,448
****!

459
00:28:24,804 --> 00:28:25,839
[bicycle bell ringing]

460
00:28:25,905 --> 00:28:27,407
[ominous laughter]

461
00:28:27,474 --> 00:28:29,376
Show yourselves!

462
00:28:39,753 --> 00:28:41,354
[Hodges] Burning the midnight oil?

463
00:28:43,757 --> 00:28:46,493
You know, if we had any
sense, we would be out celebrating.

464
00:28:46,559 --> 00:28:48,695
I heard we set a new
recruitment record this week.

465
00:28:48,762 --> 00:28:51,664
[Laura] I set a recruitment record.

466
00:28:51,731 --> 00:28:53,500
Twelfth week in a row, actually.

467
00:28:54,934 --> 00:28:56,436
Not bad, De Mille.

468
00:28:57,971 --> 00:28:59,439
If numbers were
the only thing that mattered,

469
00:28:59,506 --> 00:29:00,874
you'd be running this joint by now.

470
00:29:01,374 --> 00:29:02,709
Pace yourself, Willy.

471
00:29:03,343 --> 00:29:06,613
Making enemies around
here won't advance you. Trust me.

472
00:29:07,380 --> 00:29:08,415
Wait.

473
00:29:09,416 --> 00:29:10,950
You don't think you have what it takes

474
00:29:11,170 --> 00:29:13,286
to be a leader in
this organization, do you?

475
00:29:14,621 --> 00:29:17,724
Listen to me, you little hyena.

476
00:29:17,791 --> 00:29:21,261
I have been a loyal and industrious part

477
00:29:21,327 --> 00:29:24,300
of the Bureau for 35 years and I--

478
00:29:24,297 --> 00:29:25,565
What about your little pals?

479
00:29:26,433 --> 00:29:27,500
My little pals?

480
00:29:27,567 --> 00:29:29,469
In the mailroom. The stretchy one,

481
00:29:29,536 --> 00:29:31,370
the living cyclone, the invisible one.

482
00:29:31,304 --> 00:29:33,340
All very powerful or so I hear.

483
00:29:33,673 --> 00:29:35,800
And yet, every time

484
00:29:35,275 --> 00:29:36,810
the reclassification window comes around,

485
00:29:37,377 --> 00:29:39,446
you decide to keep
them hidden in the basement.

486
00:29:39,512 --> 00:29:40,914
Yes, well, they're not--

487
00:29:40,980 --> 00:29:42,982
We are in the midst of
a meta-human arms race.

488
00:29:43,483 --> 00:29:44,718
And it seems to me
that you are more worried

489
00:29:44,784 --> 00:29:46,486
about protecting your friends

490
00:29:46,553 --> 00:29:49,789
than you are about
protecting what is actually at risk.

491
00:29:50,690 --> 00:29:53,590
The moral core of our great nation.

492
00:29:54,661 --> 00:29:56,730
I do my job well

493
00:29:56,796 --> 00:29:59,599
and I do it with acute moral integrity.

494
00:30:00,333 --> 00:30:03,603
And the meta-humans in
question are simply unsuited for war.

495
00:30:05,405 --> 00:30:06,606
They're pacifists.

496
00:30:10,760 --> 00:30:11,711
And what does that make you?

497
00:30:19,552 --> 00:30:23,456
Those freaks are
merely an untapped resource.

498
00:30:24,457 --> 00:30:25,792
And depending on who you ask...

499
00:30:27,694 --> 00:30:28,695
so are you.

500
00:30:30,730 --> 00:30:31,598
My advice?

501
00:30:33,600 --> 00:30:39,472
"Friend" is merely
a nice word for "opportunity."

502
00:30:40,974 --> 00:30:42,609
And don't think for a second

503
00:30:42,676 --> 00:30:44,644
that the big eye in
the sky isn't watching you.

504
00:30:52,852 --> 00:30:53,787
[screams in frustration]

505
00:31:05,465 --> 00:31:06,499
[sighs]

506
00:31:12,839 --> 00:31:14,808
[exotic music playing]

507
00:31:19,145 --> 00:31:23,483
[Rita] If we could have your attention.

508
00:31:23,550 --> 00:31:26,190
Malcolm and I have been
working on something at home.

509
00:31:26,860 --> 00:31:29,823
We're not sure where we're going with it,

510
00:31:29,889 --> 00:31:33,626
but perhaps it will help
ignite some creative juices, mm?

511
00:31:36,830 --> 00:31:40,600
Oh, I see. You have his face

512
00:31:40,667 --> 00:31:43,970
and he has yours because you're in love.

513
00:31:44,370 --> 00:31:45,839
- Please kill me now.
- [snickering]

514
00:31:45,905 --> 00:31:49,109
[Malcolm] Introducing Skittish Apparition,

515
00:31:49,175 --> 00:31:52,579
and The Shapeless Shape.

516
00:31:53,980 --> 00:31:54,881
[Rita] Plastic!

517
00:31:55,682 --> 00:31:56,716
[Malcolm] Tundra!

518
00:31:57,650 --> 00:31:59,519
[both] Gullible pickling carousel!

519
00:31:59,586 --> 00:32:00,987
[Rita laughing]

520
00:32:02,555 --> 00:32:03,523
[Malcolm] Ah...

521
00:32:03,590 --> 00:32:04,791
[both scatting]

522
00:32:14,868 --> 00:32:16,970
What the hell was that, softshoe?

523
00:32:17,370 --> 00:32:18,705
Ah! Well...

524
00:32:18,772 --> 00:32:21,207
The newest thing on Broadway.

525
00:32:21,474 --> 00:32:24,210
Our thinking was that a playful subversion

526
00:32:24,477 --> 00:32:27,614
of cultural trends
could prove a fertile canvas

527
00:32:27,681 --> 00:32:30,183
in which to examine human frivolity.

528
00:32:30,450 --> 00:32:31,184
[Malcolm] Mm-hmm.

529
00:32:32,519 --> 00:32:33,520
Who are we?!

530
00:32:33,987 --> 00:32:35,555
We're the Sisterhood of Dada.

531
00:32:36,623 --> 00:32:37,557
What are we?!

532
00:32:38,124 --> 00:32:39,159
We're artists.

533
00:32:41,270 --> 00:32:44,864
And you really think this world needs a
playful examination of frivolity

534
00:32:44,931 --> 00:32:47,233
from an aging band of weekend troubadours?

535
00:32:47,634 --> 00:32:48,835
Well, that's a little harsh.

536
00:32:48,868 --> 00:32:50,700
This world...

537
00:32:50,770 --> 00:32:52,238
Needs an enema.

538
00:32:52,839 --> 00:32:55,750
It's time to embrace our power.

539
00:32:55,508 --> 00:32:57,177
It's time to commit to our destiny.

540
00:32:57,777 --> 00:32:58,645
Here we go.

541
00:32:58,712 --> 00:33:01,247
We've been dancing around it for 30 years.

542
00:33:01,548 --> 00:33:03,516
And every year we vote against it.

543
00:33:03,616 --> 00:33:04,918
Only because of dull inertia!

544
00:33:05,151 --> 00:33:07,200
Because it's too dangerous.

545
00:33:08,955 --> 00:33:10,156
Why are we?!

546
00:33:10,724 --> 00:33:12,125
To make the world a better place.

547
00:33:12,192 --> 00:33:13,590
[Lloyd scoffs]

548
00:33:18,665 --> 00:33:22,680
Since our inception, there's been plague,

549
00:33:22,869 --> 00:33:25,538
depression, Holocaust.

550
00:33:25,905 --> 00:33:28,174
Just five years ago, a world away,

551
00:33:28,675 --> 00:33:30,677
our bombs vaporized

552
00:33:31,770 --> 00:33:32,912
entire populations where they stood.

553
00:33:34,470 --> 00:33:36,216
And right here, in our backyard,

554
00:33:37,150 --> 00:33:40,787
my own people have
been subjected to horrors...

555
00:33:44,557 --> 00:33:46,793
you can't even...

556
00:33:46,860 --> 00:33:48,261
I can't even, man. You know?

557
00:33:49,963 --> 00:33:51,970
How are we doing?

558
00:33:52,650 --> 00:33:55,568
We... Making the world a better place.

559
00:33:58,905 --> 00:34:00,607
We stood by and watched

560
00:34:00,674 --> 00:34:02,742
the Bureau lurch
from oddities to normalcy,

561
00:34:03,543 --> 00:34:06,746
guided by the very same
ideologies we claim to oppose.

562
00:34:08,181 --> 00:34:10,917
We just kept our heads down.

563
00:34:11,885 --> 00:34:12,786
For what?

564
00:34:13,853 --> 00:34:14,854
A paycheck?

565
00:34:16,723 --> 00:34:19,759
There's a word for what we are. All of us.

566
00:34:22,929 --> 00:34:23,863
Complicit.

567
00:34:33,340 --> 00:34:38,780
Well, if that's not
motivation to make a big statement,

568
00:34:39,612 --> 00:34:40,714
I don't know what is.

569
00:34:44,584 --> 00:34:49,622
As Nietzsche once said,
"It takes chaos inside of us

570
00:34:50,690 --> 00:34:52,692
to give birth to the dancing star."

571
00:34:53,193 --> 00:34:54,694
Hmm?

572
00:34:54,761 --> 00:34:57,630
The Eternal Flagellation
would certainly be a big

573
00:34:57,964 --> 00:34:59,899
middle finger to the Bureau, wouldn't it?

574
00:35:00,266 --> 00:35:01,935
But what about Laura?

575
00:35:02,100 --> 00:35:04,604
She'll never go along
with it, and we'll be forcing her

576
00:35:04,671 --> 00:35:06,706
to choose between us and the Bureau.

577
00:35:07,140 --> 00:35:09,743
 

578
00:35:09,809 --> 00:35:11,644
 

579
00:35:18,952 --> 00:35:20,720
[foghorn bellowing in distance]

580
00:35:20,787 --> 00:35:22,550
[wind blowing]

581
00:35:25,992 --> 00:35:27,160
 

582
00:35:27,861 --> 00:35:30,764
 

583
00:35:34,000 --> 00:35:37,737
[Dr. Chalmers] All right. You should
start to feel a little lightheaded.

584
00:35:37,804 --> 00:35:38,805
That's normal.

585
00:35:45,745 --> 00:35:46,880
Was that there before?

586
00:35:49,783 --> 00:35:51,840
[indistinct whispering]

587
00:35:56,790 --> 00:35:57,724
Hey.

588
00:36:02,362 --> 00:36:03,263
So...

589
00:36:06,320 --> 00:36:07,867
I found out what happened to your bike.

590
00:36:08,435 --> 00:36:11,237
Turns out somebody just
wanted to borrow it and they lost it.

591
00:36:11,805 --> 00:36:12,972
It was all a big mistake.

592
00:36:13,390 --> 00:36:14,407
Nothing to be upset about.

593
00:36:18,978 --> 00:36:20,947
We both know that's bullshit.

594
00:36:22,215 --> 00:36:23,383
[door slams]

595
00:36:24,384 --> 00:36:25,285
Kay?

596
00:36:28,421 --> 00:36:30,123
[Cliff] You should have seen me, Ginger.

597
00:36:30,190 --> 00:36:34,728
Big Papa Cliff was Mr.
Momming the shit out of that kid.

598
00:36:35,729 --> 00:36:37,330
[Dr. Chalmers] Vic!
Oh, my God! Are you okay?

599
00:36:37,397 --> 00:36:39,650
[Cliff] **** me!

600
00:36:39,132 --> 00:36:40,533
Oh, my God, Cliffie, is it the meds again?

601
00:36:40,600 --> 00:36:42,435
Do you want me to call somebody?

602
00:36:42,502 --> 00:36:44,671
[Cliff] No, don't call anybody.
It just needs to run its...

603
00:36:45,638 --> 00:36:46,806
course!

604
00:36:47,807 --> 00:36:49,175
[foghorn bellowing]

605
00:36:54,614 --> 00:36:55,648
[Cliff] Um...

606
00:36:56,616 --> 00:36:57,584
What the ****?

607
00:36:58,385 --> 00:36:59,219
Whoa!

608
00:37:00,420 --> 00:37:01,554
Where the **** are we?

609
00:37:02,355 --> 00:37:04,357
[Cliff] Welcome to, apparently,

610
00:37:04,858 --> 00:37:06,726
my drug-filled
fantasy sequence or some shit.

611
00:37:06,793 --> 00:37:07,761
[snickers]

612
00:37:07,827 --> 00:37:09,162
[Cliff and Vic laugh]

613
00:37:09,863 --> 00:37:12,198
Oh, my ****ing God!

614
00:37:12,265 --> 00:37:15,435
I'm actually here with
you metal-poisoned morons.

615
00:37:15,502 --> 00:37:16,803
And I was in the middle of something.

616
00:37:18,238 --> 00:37:19,272
Can't let any more in.

617
00:37:20,206 --> 00:37:21,574
Can't let the fog in.

618
00:37:22,742 --> 00:37:24,477
[Larry] Hey, what's up with the foghorn?

619
00:37:24,844 --> 00:37:26,279
How did you get inside?

620
00:37:26,479 --> 00:37:28,348
What? I don't know. The front door.

621
00:37:28,415 --> 00:37:29,783
Did you seal it?

622
00:37:31,151 --> 00:37:33,219
- [Larry] What? Why?
- [Madame Rouge] Why?

623
00:37:34,688 --> 00:37:35,588
[Larry] It's just a little--

624
00:37:36,456 --> 00:37:37,657
****!

625
00:37:39,426 --> 00:37:41,428
[indistinct chatter]

626
00:37:52,739 --> 00:37:54,874
Laura, you came.

627
00:37:55,141 --> 00:37:56,543
[Malcolm]I'll be damned!

628
00:37:56,609 --> 00:37:58,278
[Shelly] Laura!

629
00:37:58,345 --> 00:38:00,780
Guess what! We're doing it, Laura.

630
00:38:00,847 --> 00:38:04,250
We're finally doing
the Eternal Flagellation!

631
00:38:04,317 --> 00:38:05,385
Yes!

632
00:38:05,452 --> 00:38:07,287
[all cheering and laughing]

633
00:38:16,429 --> 00:38:17,464
Oh...

634
00:38:20,700 --> 00:38:22,702
[Larry grunts]

635
00:38:28,742 --> 00:38:31,878
[Larry] Um, can somebody please
tell me what the hell is going on?

636
00:38:33,913 --> 00:38:35,448
I know this place.

637
00:38:36,349 --> 00:38:39,285
[Cliff] Is this Dada? Are we doing Dada?

638
00:38:39,953 --> 00:38:41,554
- [Rita] Laura...
- [Malcolm] I'll be damned.

639
00:38:41,621 --> 00:38:42,889
How do I know this place?

640
00:38:42,956 --> 00:38:45,892
[Laura echoing]They're pacifists.

641
00:38:45,959 --> 00:38:50,830
[Holly echoing] We're finally
doing the Eternal Flagellation.

642
00:38:50,897 --> 00:38:53,666
I wanted you all to
know how proud I am of you.

643
00:38:55,769 --> 00:39:00,273
No matter how tough
things got, you stuck by each other.

644
00:39:03,343 --> 00:39:07,247
No matter how far I drifted away from you,

645
00:39:07,747 --> 00:39:08,815
you kept me tethered.

646
00:39:11,685 --> 00:39:12,786
I'll never forget that.

647
00:39:12,852 --> 00:39:14,721
Don't apologize. Dance.

648
00:39:16,456 --> 00:39:21,261
[Cliff] This is really dumb
but we actually look pretty cool.

649
00:39:21,327 --> 00:39:23,630
[Larry]Is this what
you were so scared of, De Mille?

650
00:39:23,697 --> 00:39:26,433
I've been to scarier
dance parties at church lock-ins.

651
00:39:26,499 --> 00:39:28,435
[Jane]God, that sounds scary as ****.

652
00:39:28,501 --> 00:39:30,270
No, no.

653
00:39:37,377 --> 00:39:38,110
No.

654
00:39:39,412 --> 00:39:40,680
[footsteps thudding]

655
00:39:42,615 --> 00:39:43,783
[gasps]

656
00:39:52,726 --> 00:39:57,497
No! No, there's no need for force.
They won't fight back.

657
00:39:57,564 --> 00:39:59,899
[grunting]

658
00:40:05,538 --> 00:40:06,673
They won't fight back.

659
00:40:06,740 --> 00:40:07,774
They're pacifists.

660
00:40:08,708 --> 00:40:09,576
Please...

661
00:40:11,110 --> 00:40:11,978
Please!

662
00:40:14,714 --> 00:40:16,316
Why'd you do this?

663
00:40:22,989 --> 00:40:23,990
Put them on their knees.

664
00:40:25,592 --> 00:40:26,493
[Larry] Ow!

665
00:40:26,559 --> 00:40:27,827
What the-- God.

666
00:40:27,894 --> 00:40:29,629
[Hodges] Well done, De Mille.

667
00:40:30,430 --> 00:40:32,332
I've been looking
forward to this for years.

668
00:40:32,966 --> 00:40:34,634
I'd like to personally welcome you

669
00:40:34,701 --> 00:40:36,336
to the Bureau's Meta Weapons Division.

670
00:40:37,771 --> 00:40:39,506
Finally promoted out of the mail room.

671
00:40:39,572 --> 00:40:40,774
You should be proud.

672
00:40:40,840 --> 00:40:42,409
Go to hell.

673
00:40:42,475 --> 00:40:43,877
We will never fight for you.

674
00:40:47,130 --> 00:40:47,947
You're up, De Mille.

675
00:41:16,743 --> 00:41:17,711
Weapon.

676
00:41:26,520 --> 00:41:26,920
Weapon.

677
00:41:28,555 --> 00:41:29,422
[breath shudders]

678
00:41:34,661 --> 00:41:35,662
Weapon.

679
00:41:35,729 --> 00:41:36,996
[Jane] Wait a ****ing minute.

680
00:41:37,897 --> 00:41:39,432
Is this about you?

681
00:41:39,499 --> 00:41:40,834
Weapon.

682
00:41:40,900 --> 00:41:42,435
Is this like a flashback?

683
00:41:48,740 --> 00:41:49,420
Weapon.

684
00:41:50,877 --> 00:41:52,612
How could you do this to us?

685
00:41:53,780 --> 00:41:54,914
We were family.

686
00:41:57,484 --> 00:41:58,151
Your...

687
00:41:59,686 --> 00:42:01,870
Your country needs you.

688
00:42:02,756 --> 00:42:04,124
So... on your knees, Bendy.

689
00:42:08,495 --> 00:42:09,896
On your knees, Bendy.

690
00:42:16,136 --> 00:42:17,300
[stun gun crackles]

691
00:42:17,700 --> 00:42:18,171
On your knees!

692
00:42:21,975 --> 00:42:23,877
[Malcolm] Laura, stop this.

693
00:42:31,551 --> 00:42:32,852
[crackling]

694
00:42:41,728 --> 00:42:42,762
[Rita] Malcolm!

695
00:42:43,930 --> 00:42:44,931
[Malcolm]Laura!

696
00:42:47,167 --> 00:42:48,435
[Malcolm groans]

697
00:43:11,124 --> 00:43:12,158
[crying]

698
00:43:39,586 --> 00:43:40,220
[groans]

699
00:43:59,606 --> 00:44:00,507
[Larry] Rita?

700
00:44:03,677 --> 00:44:04,678
She's ready.

701
00:44:07,213 --> 00:44:08,581
[Cliff] What the ****!

702
00:44:08,648 --> 00:44:10,216
What's going on now?

703
00:44:10,283 --> 00:44:12,752
[Larry] Uh, I think
we're about to find out.

704
00:44:24,970 --> 00:44:25,832
[egg cracking]

705
00:44:33,873 --> 00:44:34,774
[growling]

706
00:44:44,217 --> 00:44:45,685
What the hell is that?

707
00:44:45,752 --> 00:44:47,987
[Rita]Laura, you remember Malcolm?

708
00:44:49,656 --> 00:44:50,657
[gasps]

709
00:44:52,559 --> 00:44:54,661
You killed him. Now you must set him free.

710
00:44:54,728 --> 00:44:59,320
I didn't kill anyone. Everything I did,
I had a damn good reason to do.

711
00:44:59,990 --> 00:45:02,335
You told me
the Sisterhood of Dada was evil.

712
00:45:02,602 --> 00:45:04,904
- But the evil one was you.
- No!

713
00:45:06,172 --> 00:45:08,641
No, I am not evil.

714
00:45:08,708 --> 00:45:13,179
It's true, Laura. You did
this and we suffered for 70 years.

715
00:45:13,246 --> 00:45:15,648
Did unspeakable
things in service of a cause

716
00:45:15,715 --> 00:45:16,983
we abhorred because of you.

717
00:45:17,500 --> 00:45:18,718
You are wrong.

718
00:45:19,185 --> 00:45:22,122
The whole world was crumbling around us,

719
00:45:22,188 --> 00:45:24,570
and all I cared about was you.

720
00:45:24,124 --> 00:45:27,894
But I made an oath to the Bureau and I--

721
00:45:27,961 --> 00:45:29,195
[shrieking]

722
00:45:35,101 --> 00:45:38,171
We are offering
you a chance to atone. Take it!

723
00:45:46,460 --> 00:45:47,147
I atoned that day...

724
00:45:50,500 --> 00:45:52,850
by making useful agents of you.

725
00:45:53,920 --> 00:45:55,321
[screaming in cage]

726
00:45:57,190 --> 00:45:58,358
Malcolm!

727
00:45:58,625 --> 00:46:00,660
Bendy, wait! It has to be Laura.

728
00:46:01,861 --> 00:46:03,630
[wings flapping]

729
00:46:07,167 --> 00:46:08,101
Laura!

730
00:46:25,719 --> 00:46:29,550
[Cliff] Was that it?
Was that the Eternal Flatulation?

731
00:46:29,122 --> 00:46:30,560
I don't get it.

732
00:46:30,123 --> 00:46:32,158
I think it's flagellation.

733
00:46:32,892 --> 00:46:33,793
That's what I said.

734
00:46:34,160 --> 00:46:37,263
This was just the prologue.
The prologue to reckoning.

735
00:46:38,640 --> 00:46:41,340
That... sounds bad. Is it bad?

736
00:46:41,868 --> 00:46:43,169
Only if you are.

737
00:46:45,338 --> 00:46:46,239
It's for the best.

738
00:46:51,411 --> 00:46:52,679
So wait.

739
00:46:52,746 --> 00:46:53,880
The dancing wasn't the thing?

740
00:46:55,749 --> 00:46:57,684
["Sweet City Woman" playing]

741
00:46:58,284 --> 00:46:59,386
****!

742
00:47:00,530 --> 00:47:01,855
Are we just gonna let
them get away with this?

743
00:47:03,230 --> 00:47:04,900
[birds screeching]

744
00:47:06,326 --> 00:47:07,694
[Larry] What the...

745
00:47:07,861 --> 00:47:08,695
Uh...

746
00:47:10,130 --> 00:47:11,297
[screeching]

747
00:47:11,364 --> 00:47:13,466
Whoa, whoa, whoa!

748
00:47:13,733 --> 00:47:14,968
[Cliff] Holy shit!

749
00:47:15,350 --> 00:47:16,102
Did you see that?

750
00:47:16,870 --> 00:47:19,390
So wait, is this the Eternal Flatulation?

751
00:47:19,105 --> 00:47:20,306
What the ****!

752
00:47:20,373 --> 00:47:22,976
To be honest, I'm still high as--

753
00:47:23,430 --> 00:47:24,110
[both grunting]

754
00:47:27,981 --> 00:47:29,182
[screeching continues]

755
00:47:31,718 --> 00:47:32,452
Oh, God.

756
00:47:37,290 --> 00:47:38,758
[screeching continues]

757
00:47:50,103 --> 00:47:54,700
♪ Sweet Sweet city woman ♪

758
00:47:54,740 --> 00:47:59,412
♪ Oh, she's my Sweet,
sweet, sweet Sweet city woman ♪

759
00:48:01,140 --> 00:48:05,385
♪ Sweet Sweet city woman ♪

760
00:48:05,452 --> 00:48:10,357
♪ Oh, my Sweet, sweet,
sweet Sweet city woman ♪

761
00:48:10,423 --> 00:48:12,158
♪ Everybody ♪

762
00:48:12,225 --> 00:48:16,963
♪ Sweet, sweet, sweet Sweet city woman ♪

763
00:48:17,300 --> 00:48:22,402
♪ Sweet, sweet, sweet Sweet city woman ♪

764
00:48:22,469 --> 00:48:27,841
♪ Sweet, sweet, sweet Sweet city woman ♪

765
00:48:27,907 --> 00:48:31,945
♪ Sweet, sweet, sweet Sweet city woman ♪