1 00:00:00,567 --> 00:00:03,300 [Vic] Previously on Doom Patrol... 2 00:00:03,136 --> 00:00:04,204 [Madame Rouge] I knew it! 3 00:00:04,237 --> 00:00:08,410 Rita Farr, world renowned time-traveler, it's true. 4 00:00:08,241 --> 00:00:09,442 Meet the gang. 5 00:00:10,377 --> 00:00:11,344 Malcolm. 6 00:00:11,411 --> 00:00:12,779 Woah, woah, woah. I got you. 7 00:00:13,460 --> 00:00:14,547 Never let him see you this way. 8 00:00:14,614 --> 00:00:16,483 [Madame Rouge] I came here because something very big 9 00:00:16,549 --> 00:00:17,550 is said to occur... 10 00:00:17,617 --> 00:00:19,786 [Cliff]"The Eternal Flagellation is coming." 11 00:00:20,530 --> 00:00:22,122 [Madame Rouge] ... and it needs to be stopped. 12 00:00:22,188 --> 00:00:23,790 [Madame Rouge]That came out of you? 13 00:00:24,570 --> 00:00:24,724 Yes. 14 00:00:24,791 --> 00:00:25,458 What should I do? 15 00:00:26,260 --> 00:00:27,293 I guess that's that. 16 00:00:27,360 --> 00:00:28,795 Just in case. For emergencies. 17 00:00:29,620 --> 00:00:30,530 [woman on computer] You paid for 15 minutes. 18 00:00:31,965 --> 00:00:34,367 [Silas] What is it that you want to change about yourself and why? 19 00:00:36,690 --> 00:00:36,903 On your knees. 20 00:00:38,371 --> 00:00:39,906 [screams] 21 00:00:40,507 --> 00:00:42,275 [Rita] You killed him. Now you must set him free. 22 00:00:42,375 --> 00:00:43,376 [screaming] 23 00:00:43,510 --> 00:00:44,978 [Cliff] Was that it? 24 00:00:45,450 --> 00:00:47,113 Was that the Eternal Flagellation? 25 00:00:47,180 --> 00:00:48,348 [screaming] 26 00:00:48,415 --> 00:00:49,916 Holy shit! 27 00:00:49,983 --> 00:00:51,217 I'm still high as-- Woah! 28 00:02:34,187 --> 00:02:35,388 [Vic] What the hell? 29 00:02:37,424 --> 00:02:39,459 [Young Vic] Hey, uh, Dad. Can I get a superhero toy? 30 00:02:39,526 --> 00:02:41,940 - [Silas] Yes, Vic. - Dad. 31 00:02:41,161 --> 00:02:42,696 [Silas] I'll hop in line at the register. 32 00:02:42,962 --> 00:02:44,230 Meet me there. Be quick. 33 00:02:48,702 --> 00:02:49,969 I know this memory. 34 00:02:55,642 --> 00:02:56,476 [toy clutters] 35 00:03:15,161 --> 00:03:16,496 Can I have Mary on the toy aisle? 36 00:03:16,563 --> 00:03:17,530 Why are you grabbing me? 37 00:03:18,980 --> 00:03:19,366 Take your hands off of my son. 38 00:03:19,432 --> 00:03:20,467 He's damaging property. 39 00:03:21,301 --> 00:03:22,402 He's looking for a toy. 40 00:03:22,669 --> 00:03:23,703 [store manager] Let's see what the cops say. 41 00:03:23,970 --> 00:03:24,704 [Young Vic] Am I going to jail? 42 00:03:25,705 --> 00:03:26,639 Dad? 43 00:03:26,706 --> 00:03:29,175 Look, I will pay for whatever the damage is. 44 00:03:31,770 --> 00:03:32,212 Vic, why are these on the floor? 45 00:03:34,800 --> 00:03:36,549 Now is not the time to be a coward, young man. 46 00:03:36,616 --> 00:03:39,252 I was just looking for some Black superhero toys. 47 00:03:41,321 --> 00:03:43,423 We don't carry Black superhero toys. 48 00:03:43,490 --> 00:03:44,424 Why not? 49 00:03:45,158 --> 00:03:47,293 No one buys Black superhero toys. 50 00:03:47,360 --> 00:03:49,462 Look, I guarantee you, he meant no harm. 51 00:03:50,530 --> 00:03:52,265 Give me a moment with my son. 52 00:04:01,700 --> 00:04:02,442 I'm sorry, Dad. 53 00:04:02,509 --> 00:04:03,710 I just wanted a Black superhero toy. 54 00:04:05,512 --> 00:04:06,546 I made a mistake. 55 00:04:06,780 --> 00:04:08,648 [Silas] We don't get to make mistakes. 56 00:04:08,715 --> 00:04:11,217 One mistake could cost you your life. 57 00:04:17,691 --> 00:04:19,259 Here. 58 00:04:19,325 --> 00:04:22,328 The General Tony's Black. Be like General Tony. 59 00:04:29,169 --> 00:04:30,537 Clean this up. 60 00:04:31,371 --> 00:04:33,440 I'm going to go apologize to the store manager. 61 00:04:49,556 --> 00:04:50,690 [birdwings flap] 62 00:04:52,192 --> 00:04:53,693 Looks like my transport's here. 63 00:04:53,760 --> 00:04:54,661 You take point. 64 00:04:55,595 --> 00:04:56,496 What? 65 00:05:03,236 --> 00:05:07,207 [all singing] {\an8}♪ A, B, C, D, E, F, G ♪ 66 00:05:07,273 --> 00:05:11,511 {\an8}♪ H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P ♪ 67 00:05:11,578 --> 00:05:15,648 {\an8}♪ Q, R, S, T, U, V ♪ 68 00:05:15,715 --> 00:05:19,452 {\an8}♪ W, X, Y, Z ♪ 69 00:05:19,519 --> 00:05:20,820 What the ****? 70 00:05:21,287 --> 00:05:23,857 [all continue singing] {\an8}♪ Now, I know my ABCs ♪ 71 00:05:24,124 --> 00:05:31,531 {\an8}♪ Next time, won't you sing with me ♪ 72 00:05:31,598 --> 00:05:35,301 What kind of Captain Kangaroo, Jim Henson devilry is this? 73 00:05:35,368 --> 00:05:37,570 Look, everybody, it's Jane. 74 00:05:37,771 --> 00:05:39,806 [all] Hi, Jane. 75 00:05:39,873 --> 00:05:42,175 Um, where am I? 76 00:05:42,242 --> 00:05:44,210 You're on Underground Avenue. 77 00:05:44,277 --> 00:05:46,246 That's so awesome and totally makes sense 78 00:05:46,312 --> 00:05:47,547 and no sense at all. 79 00:05:49,149 --> 00:05:50,183 And who the **** are you? 80 00:05:52,752 --> 00:05:53,887 Jane. 81 00:05:54,421 --> 00:05:55,855 You remember Harry? 82 00:05:56,122 --> 00:05:57,557 You rescued him from the well. 83 00:05:58,358 --> 00:06:00,393 [Harry] This is Kay's imaginary world. 84 00:06:00,460 --> 00:06:04,464 She's all grown up now and perfect. 85 00:06:04,531 --> 00:06:06,232 - Oh. - Ah. 86 00:06:06,299 --> 00:06:09,135 The toy ****ing lamb can talk now? 87 00:06:09,202 --> 00:06:11,404 [sighs, grunts] 88 00:06:11,471 --> 00:06:12,706 Come here. Come here. 89 00:06:12,772 --> 00:06:14,374 Come here. Come on. Come on. 90 00:06:16,209 --> 00:06:18,745 [sighs] Here's the deal. We're in Kay's subconscious. 91 00:06:18,812 --> 00:06:20,580 I thought we're always in Kay's subconscious. 92 00:06:20,647 --> 00:06:22,248 Do I have a PhD in subconscious shit? 93 00:06:22,315 --> 00:06:23,516 How the **** should I know? 94 00:06:23,583 --> 00:06:24,718 Point is, she's in control. 95 00:06:24,784 --> 00:06:26,219 She's a well-adjusted adult. 96 00:06:26,286 --> 00:06:28,188 Not! And we're ****ing puppets. 97 00:06:28,254 --> 00:06:29,289 So go with it. 98 00:06:29,756 --> 00:06:32,826 Jane, you're just in time for the lesson of the day. 99 00:06:38,832 --> 00:06:42,369 Does anybody know what trauma is? 100 00:06:42,435 --> 00:06:43,903 [all] Um... 101 00:06:44,170 --> 00:06:44,904 Dr. Harrison. 102 00:06:45,171 --> 00:06:45,805 - [sighs] - [wings flapping] 103 00:06:45,872 --> 00:06:47,240 [puppet 1] Oh, look. 104 00:06:47,307 --> 00:06:48,441 - [puppet 2] Oh, wow. - [puppet 3] Huh. 105 00:06:48,508 --> 00:06:49,542 - [all gasp] - [Jane] Uh-oh. 106 00:06:49,609 --> 00:06:51,411 That's a ****ing Dada bird. 107 00:06:51,478 --> 00:06:53,680 - [all] Oh. - [all gasp] 108 00:06:55,882 --> 00:06:57,684 [all gasp] 109 00:06:57,751 --> 00:07:02,622 - Oh, no. - Oh, adult Kay's gone! [sobbing] 110 00:07:02,689 --> 00:07:03,923 [all gasping] 111 00:07:04,190 --> 00:07:05,592 What the **** are we gonna do now, Jane? 112 00:07:06,226 --> 00:07:07,394 Ugh! 113 00:07:13,800 --> 00:07:14,901 Whoa! 114 00:07:15,502 --> 00:07:16,770 What am I doing here? 115 00:07:19,372 --> 00:07:20,340 Holy ****! 116 00:07:20,407 --> 00:07:22,909 [Cliff]{\an8}What the ****? 117 00:07:22,976 --> 00:07:27,313 - What the ****? - What the ****? 118 00:07:27,380 --> 00:07:29,349 What the ****? 119 00:07:29,983 --> 00:07:31,885 Oh. 120 00:07:31,951 --> 00:07:34,487 No, seriously! What the ****? 121 00:07:34,554 --> 00:07:37,924 Honestly, you're in a memory in your subconscious. 122 00:07:37,991 --> 00:07:39,826 ****! 123 00:07:39,893 --> 00:07:41,394 - Seriously? - Yeah. 124 00:07:42,962 --> 00:07:46,366 Gotta say, you look worse than I thought. 125 00:07:46,433 --> 00:07:47,834 That's your hello? 126 00:07:49,269 --> 00:07:52,339 Well, it pains me to say this, but you look ****ing awesome. 127 00:07:52,672 --> 00:07:55,408 Bro, moisturizer. 128 00:07:55,475 --> 00:07:57,977 I love that ****ing moisturizer. 129 00:07:59,312 --> 00:08:00,680 Why this memory? 130 00:08:01,614 --> 00:08:02,515 Really? 131 00:08:03,917 --> 00:08:05,618 You and I both know what's behind that door. 132 00:08:05,685 --> 00:08:09,220 Ha ha. Right. We both know. 133 00:08:09,289 --> 00:08:09,956 We do? 134 00:08:11,524 --> 00:08:12,826 Hey, what's the holdup? 135 00:08:12,892 --> 00:08:14,461 Get your pale *** in here. 136 00:08:14,527 --> 00:08:16,796 It's party time. [laughs] 137 00:08:17,664 --> 00:08:19,532 Time to face the music, big guy. 138 00:08:24,604 --> 00:08:26,272 What the ****? 139 00:08:26,339 --> 00:08:27,807 Yo? Are you coming? 140 00:08:29,576 --> 00:08:30,410 Me? 141 00:08:30,977 --> 00:08:32,120 Let's go. 142 00:08:34,447 --> 00:08:35,315 [Cliff] When in Rome... 143 00:08:36,716 --> 00:08:39,519 Metal *** coming through! 144 00:08:44,424 --> 00:08:46,393 [church music playing] 145 00:08:55,568 --> 00:08:57,604 [children giggling] 146 00:09:28,100 --> 00:09:29,336 What are you doing here? 147 00:09:29,569 --> 00:09:30,670 You tell me. 148 00:09:31,738 --> 00:09:34,374 If you're here to change things, you can't. 149 00:09:35,750 --> 00:09:39,790 It just repeats itself, over and over and over again. 150 00:09:41,881 --> 00:09:43,450 [birdwings flapping] 151 00:09:51,858 --> 00:09:55,929 "Good luck, Sheryl and Larry. Love, Sally and Grant." 152 00:09:55,995 --> 00:09:57,864 We needed more than luck, didn't we? 153 00:10:06,539 --> 00:10:09,676 [reporter on TV] Now some humans might find the following disturbing. 154 00:10:09,743 --> 00:10:11,411 Everybody, look who it is. 155 00:10:11,478 --> 00:10:12,379 It's Larry. 156 00:10:14,800 --> 00:10:16,950 [Kay] Everybody say, "Hi Larry." 157 00:10:17,170 --> 00:10:17,784 Shh, Shh listen. 158 00:10:17,851 --> 00:10:18,952 [boy on TV] I don't know what's happening. 159 00:10:19,190 --> 00:10:21,210 There's a fog spreading over the world 160 00:10:21,870 --> 00:10:23,523 and all kinds of creatures are walking the Earth. 161 00:10:23,590 --> 00:10:26,826 The weather guy is a water buffalo with tattoos. 162 00:10:26,893 --> 00:10:28,695 [sobbing] I'm scared. 163 00:10:29,596 --> 00:10:30,530 [turns off TV] 164 00:10:31,564 --> 00:10:33,900 People, this is FUBAR. 165 00:10:33,967 --> 00:10:34,834 [Larry] Agreed. 166 00:10:36,690 --> 00:10:38,905 - Who are you? - This is General Tony. 167 00:10:38,972 --> 00:10:39,873 This is Vic. 168 00:10:42,709 --> 00:10:43,743 Cliff. 169 00:10:43,810 --> 00:10:45,178 I gathered. 170 00:10:45,445 --> 00:10:47,800 - [General Tony] And, this is Kay. - Wow. 171 00:10:47,147 --> 00:10:49,716 Does anyone have any explanation for this? 172 00:10:49,783 --> 00:10:50,784 [Rita] Allow me. 173 00:10:54,688 --> 00:10:56,523 [clears throat] 174 00:10:56,589 --> 00:10:59,559 You are subconscious beings. 175 00:10:59,626 --> 00:11:02,620 So, you have not had the pleasure of meeting me. 176 00:11:02,128 --> 00:11:03,630 I'm Rita Farr. 177 00:11:04,197 --> 00:11:06,166 Firstly, I'm not a sub. Mmm-mmm. 178 00:11:06,433 --> 00:11:10,570 Secondly, I've taken a recent foray into the past, 179 00:11:10,637 --> 00:11:11,938 and since my return, 180 00:11:12,500 --> 00:11:13,773 I've worked with the Sisterhood of Dada 181 00:11:13,840 --> 00:11:17,110 to create this global phenomenon. 182 00:11:17,177 --> 00:11:21,181 What you're experiencing is the Eternal Flagellation, 183 00:11:21,448 --> 00:11:24,517 the Sisterhood of Dada's artistic experience 184 00:11:24,584 --> 00:11:27,487 that is going to bring the world to its knees. 185 00:11:31,891 --> 00:11:33,930 You're bewildered. 186 00:11:34,600 --> 00:11:36,960 Let me break this down even further. 187 00:11:36,162 --> 00:11:39,199 Everyone in the world has swapped places 188 00:11:39,466 --> 00:11:41,100 with their subconscious selves. 189 00:11:41,670 --> 00:11:44,604 You have come out of a memory, a fantasy, 190 00:11:44,671 --> 00:11:48,975 a buried shame, a deep dark hidden secret. 191 00:11:50,710 --> 00:11:52,612 Anything trapped in the subconscious. 192 00:11:52,679 --> 00:11:54,470 What the ****? 193 00:11:54,647 --> 00:11:55,548 Why? 194 00:11:55,949 --> 00:11:58,685 Because then no one will be able to hide 195 00:11:58,752 --> 00:12:00,987 who they really are anymore. 196 00:12:01,540 --> 00:12:03,990 And that is going to rid the world of evil. 197 00:12:04,570 --> 00:12:06,760 And it's art, huh. So, stick a pipe in it. 198 00:12:06,826 --> 00:12:07,861 Can I skip this? 199 00:12:08,128 --> 00:12:10,563 I'm pretty comfortable with my shame. 200 00:12:10,630 --> 00:12:13,199 Yeah, I think she's saying that's the problem. 201 00:12:13,266 --> 00:12:15,669 [General Tony] But where are our conscious selves? 202 00:12:15,735 --> 00:12:19,606 Ah, your conscious selves are in your place. 203 00:12:19,939 --> 00:12:23,777 They are reliving the shame you have suffered. 204 00:12:23,843 --> 00:12:26,279 Over and over again, 205 00:12:26,546 --> 00:12:28,148 unless they have a breakthrough. 206 00:12:28,515 --> 00:12:31,510 Wait. So, the plan is we just stew in our own shit 207 00:12:31,117 --> 00:12:33,720 and the world is saved? Because that's pretty evil. 208 00:12:33,787 --> 00:12:35,188 [scoffs] Oh, no. Evil? 209 00:12:35,255 --> 00:12:39,125 Hardly. Ambitious maybe, pretentious, but evil? 210 00:12:39,192 --> 00:12:43,830 No, evil is the scourge that calls herself Madame Rouge. 211 00:12:43,897 --> 00:12:47,133 Evil is what she did to the Sisterhood of Dada. 212 00:12:47,200 --> 00:12:50,136 Evil is what we're going to do to her fishy little face 213 00:12:50,203 --> 00:12:51,271 when we find her ***! 214 00:12:51,538 --> 00:12:52,972 I'm confused. 215 00:12:53,606 --> 00:12:55,942 Are we flagellating 216 00:12:56,900 --> 00:12:58,144 or are we getting revenge? 217 00:12:58,211 --> 00:13:00,747 The world will flagellate. 218 00:13:01,614 --> 00:13:02,615 I'm getting mine. 219 00:13:06,252 --> 00:13:08,922 [The Brain] I couldn't believe it, but Mallah told me, 220 00:13:08,988 --> 00:13:10,790 the Bureau cut you loose. 221 00:13:10,857 --> 00:13:12,592 A gem like you? 222 00:13:12,659 --> 00:13:14,127 What did I say, Mallah? 223 00:13:14,194 --> 00:13:17,630 [Mallah sighs] You said you couldn't believe it. 224 00:13:17,130 --> 00:13:18,765 [The Brain] And now she's here. 225 00:13:18,865 --> 00:13:20,266 Now, she's here. 226 00:13:20,333 --> 00:13:23,603 Blackballed by that ****, Niles Caulder, no less. 227 00:13:23,670 --> 00:13:25,138 Yes. well, what can I say? 228 00:13:25,205 --> 00:13:26,673 Shit happens. 229 00:13:26,740 --> 00:13:29,943 So, the ape filled you in? The big picture? 230 00:13:30,100 --> 00:13:33,213 Oh, well, the Brotherhood of Evil is searching 231 00:13:33,279 --> 00:13:35,815 for a human guinea pig 232 00:13:37,851 --> 00:13:41,221 to travel to the year 2021 in a time machine 233 00:13:41,287 --> 00:13:43,289 that you reverse engineer 234 00:13:43,356 --> 00:13:45,992 from a drawing that you drew 30 years ago. 235 00:13:46,292 --> 00:13:48,661 To steal Niles Caulder's inventions 236 00:13:48,728 --> 00:13:51,331 and bring them back here to 1949. 237 00:13:51,598 --> 00:13:55,368 So, you would invent them before he does. 238 00:13:55,635 --> 00:13:59,706 Steal his dreams and rule the world. 239 00:14:00,774 --> 00:14:03,176 My God, the accent on her. 240 00:14:03,243 --> 00:14:05,178 - Very evil. - Right? 241 00:14:05,245 --> 00:14:06,980 And she shifts shapes. 242 00:14:08,248 --> 00:14:09,716 Did you tell her the other thing? 243 00:14:09,783 --> 00:14:11,284 I would never do that to you. 244 00:14:11,951 --> 00:14:12,919 The name? 245 00:14:13,286 --> 00:14:14,988 Nobody De Mille. 246 00:14:15,655 --> 00:14:16,990 How attached are you? 247 00:14:17,570 --> 00:14:19,250 Um, I don't know, what do you have in mind? 248 00:14:19,920 --> 00:14:21,294 - Madame Rouge. - [The Brain] Seriously? 249 00:14:21,361 --> 00:14:23,897 So sorry. It's very exciting. 250 00:14:23,963 --> 00:14:25,265 It's undeniable. 251 00:14:25,699 --> 00:14:26,833 Madame Rouge. 252 00:14:28,735 --> 00:14:30,704 Madame Rouge. 253 00:14:30,770 --> 00:14:32,706 Well, what do you say? 254 00:14:33,406 --> 00:14:38,878 I say that you had me at **** Niles Caulder. 255 00:14:38,945 --> 00:14:40,347 Oh, God. This is crazy. 256 00:14:42,115 --> 00:14:43,249 I don't have to do this. 257 00:14:45,251 --> 00:14:46,353 It's a memory. 258 00:14:47,921 --> 00:14:48,822 **** this. 259 00:14:53,126 --> 00:14:54,694 Everyone is waiting for you. 260 00:14:57,831 --> 00:14:59,833 - Mom. - You will go through with this. 261 00:15:01,134 --> 00:15:02,936 I know what's best for you, son. 262 00:15:04,971 --> 00:15:07,340 Mom, you do understand, right? 263 00:15:08,942 --> 00:15:10,443 I'm not him. 264 00:15:10,710 --> 00:15:13,413 - He's not here. - Let your sins live in the past. 265 00:15:13,680 --> 00:15:16,216 You have to make a break from all those 266 00:15:17,684 --> 00:15:19,853 immoral things that you've done. 267 00:15:21,821 --> 00:15:24,991 Show the Lord that you could be a faithful husband. 268 00:15:25,191 --> 00:15:28,228 Show him that you could be devoted to a woman. 269 00:15:30,363 --> 00:15:31,831 Put the Lord first, Larry. 270 00:15:33,660 --> 00:15:34,100 It isn't the past. 271 00:15:39,139 --> 00:15:40,940 I'm gay, Mother. 272 00:15:41,941 --> 00:15:44,944 - It's who I am. - I have prayed over this, Larry. 273 00:15:45,110 --> 00:15:46,913 I have prayed for you to change. 274 00:15:46,980 --> 00:15:49,382 And to be the man that Sheryl needs you to be. 275 00:15:49,449 --> 00:15:51,251 Can you love me for who I am? 276 00:15:52,752 --> 00:15:54,387 Why is that so hard? 277 00:15:54,454 --> 00:15:56,289 In my heart, 278 00:15:56,356 --> 00:16:00,727 I know that you don't want to bring shame to my life 279 00:16:00,794 --> 00:16:02,328 and your father's life. 280 00:16:02,395 --> 00:16:05,131 We are God fearing members of this community. 281 00:16:05,932 --> 00:16:08,340 Look, you suffocated your own son. 282 00:16:19,946 --> 00:16:20,847 For Sheryl. 283 00:16:22,150 --> 00:16:23,383 My gift to you both. 284 00:16:25,518 --> 00:16:27,787 You can have a good life, son. 285 00:16:29,989 --> 00:16:32,425 Carry on our tradition 286 00:16:32,492 --> 00:16:36,429 of righteousness and true salvation. 287 00:16:40,233 --> 00:16:42,268 I've always been invisible to you. 288 00:16:47,140 --> 00:16:48,208 See me. 289 00:16:49,376 --> 00:16:51,277 Listen to me. 290 00:16:51,344 --> 00:16:53,546 This is not who I was born to be. 291 00:16:55,882 --> 00:16:57,500 Can't you hear me? 292 00:17:03,256 --> 00:17:08,795 [sobbing] 293 00:17:08,862 --> 00:17:10,864 I've looked everywhere. 294 00:17:10,930 --> 00:17:12,232 She's gone. [sobbing] 295 00:17:12,298 --> 00:17:13,800 [gasps] 296 00:17:13,867 --> 00:17:15,268 - [puppet 1] Oh, no. - [Jane]{\an8}Relax, everyone. 297 00:17:15,335 --> 00:17:17,904 - This feels like it's really happening. - Oh, no. 298 00:17:17,971 --> 00:17:19,139 Kay is gone. 299 00:17:19,205 --> 00:17:20,507 What if she got better? 300 00:17:20,573 --> 00:17:22,308 Oh, she wouldn't do that, would she? 301 00:17:23,430 --> 00:17:24,144 Could she? 302 00:17:24,210 --> 00:17:26,246 What's going to happen to us? 303 00:17:26,312 --> 00:17:29,182 - Oh. - Everyone, calm down. 304 00:17:29,249 --> 00:17:31,584 - [all mumbling] - Okay. How about something more positive? 305 00:17:31,851 --> 00:17:33,319 What was the lesson of the day? 306 00:17:34,200 --> 00:17:35,288 Drama? 307 00:17:35,355 --> 00:17:37,891 Ah, well, 308 00:17:37,957 --> 00:17:41,940 how about we talk about something a little more uplifting? 309 00:17:41,161 --> 00:17:42,395 - Oh. - Um... 310 00:17:42,462 --> 00:17:47,133 - [gasps] - [sobbing] 311 00:17:47,200 --> 00:17:48,501 [Jane] See, it's going to be okay. 312 00:17:49,202 --> 00:17:50,236 I fixed it. 313 00:17:51,271 --> 00:17:53,239 - I can fix this. - [gasps] 314 00:17:53,306 --> 00:17:56,109 Jane, you can't fix this. 315 00:17:56,176 --> 00:17:58,378 - None of you can. - Shut up, Harry. 316 00:17:58,445 --> 00:17:59,312 What the **** do you know? 317 00:17:59,379 --> 00:18:00,347 Who told you that? 318 00:18:00,413 --> 00:18:01,915 Did Kay tell you that? 319 00:18:01,981 --> 00:18:04,617 Duh, all of you think you know Kay, 320 00:18:04,884 --> 00:18:06,520 but I'm the only one 321 00:18:06,119 --> 00:18:08,540 she tells her real feelings to. 322 00:18:08,121 --> 00:18:10,857 - I said, shut the **** up. [whacks] - Ow! 323 00:18:10,924 --> 00:18:12,525 [all gasping] 324 00:18:12,592 --> 00:18:14,627 - [groans] - Oh, my God. 325 00:18:14,894 --> 00:18:15,595 I'm so sorry. 326 00:18:16,996 --> 00:18:18,980 No. 327 00:18:18,164 --> 00:18:19,532 - [puppet 1] Here. - [puppet 2 sighs] 328 00:18:19,599 --> 00:18:23,636 This is the lesson of the day that we needed. 329 00:18:24,971 --> 00:18:27,941 I know I'm not going to listen to a ****ing stuffed animal. 330 00:18:28,800 --> 00:18:30,510 Tell me what Kay wants or doesn't want. 331 00:18:30,577 --> 00:18:32,645 - Oh, no, no, no. - Yeah, yeah. 332 00:18:32,912 --> 00:18:36,490 - Ah! - [all grunting, screaming] 333 00:18:47,660 --> 00:18:53,333 [all laughing maliciously] 334 00:19:09,249 --> 00:19:10,617 Dad was right. 335 00:19:11,184 --> 00:19:14,354 I have to be strong like you, General Tony. 336 00:19:14,421 --> 00:19:15,989 [Vic] You were scared. 337 00:19:16,289 --> 00:19:18,491 No one gave you permission to be scared. 338 00:19:18,558 --> 00:19:20,226 It's time for me to grow up. 339 00:19:20,293 --> 00:19:23,196 Be a brave, disciplined warrior. 340 00:19:23,263 --> 00:19:25,980 You're a child. 341 00:19:25,165 --> 00:19:26,533 It's okay to be a child. 342 00:19:28,168 --> 00:19:30,270 Dad said, "No more mistakes." 343 00:19:30,337 --> 00:19:31,271 I have my orders. 344 00:19:32,605 --> 00:19:33,540 [Vic] Please hear me. 345 00:19:35,942 --> 00:19:37,210 I need you to hear me. 346 00:19:39,145 --> 00:19:41,614 [General Tony] So Madame Rouge was canned 347 00:19:41,681 --> 00:19:44,184 by the Bureau of Normalcy, 348 00:19:45,850 --> 00:19:47,554 because of what she did to the Sisterhood of Dada. 349 00:19:47,620 --> 00:19:51,691 So, then she joined the Brotherhood of Evil. 350 00:19:53,226 --> 00:19:55,161 That sounds like a bad comic book. 351 00:19:55,228 --> 00:19:59,466 She came here to the future to destroy Niles Caulder's legacy, 352 00:19:59,532 --> 00:20:00,967 which is us. 353 00:20:01,401 --> 00:20:04,270 We have to stop her in order to protect ourselves. 354 00:20:04,337 --> 00:20:05,739 Wait, I thought she killed your lover boy, 355 00:20:06,600 --> 00:20:08,375 - and you want revenge? - Yeah, that too. 356 00:20:08,441 --> 00:20:10,677 Just wait a minute. 357 00:20:11,678 --> 00:20:13,713 This is not what we do. 358 00:20:14,481 --> 00:20:15,749 I'm a Sub. 359 00:20:16,182 --> 00:20:18,752 I don't clean up messes, I create messes. 360 00:20:19,190 --> 00:20:20,987 [Kay]{\an8}Looks like the lesson of the day is, 361 00:20:21,321 --> 00:20:22,655 you're on your own. 362 00:20:22,722 --> 00:20:24,424 [chuckles] 363 00:20:24,491 --> 00:20:27,460 For the record, your conscious selves are lazy, 364 00:20:27,527 --> 00:20:29,729 self-pitying and cruel. 365 00:20:29,996 --> 00:20:31,998 But at least they had spunk. 366 00:20:32,650 --> 00:20:34,200 They always protected the little guy. 367 00:20:38,705 --> 00:20:40,173 All right, then. 368 00:20:40,707 --> 00:20:46,790 We can sit here and go through the Eternal Flagellation. 369 00:20:46,379 --> 00:20:48,481 Basically put your shit on display 370 00:20:48,548 --> 00:20:50,316 for everyone in this room. 371 00:20:50,383 --> 00:20:51,651 Mmm? 372 00:20:51,718 --> 00:20:53,860 Who is first? 373 00:21:03,363 --> 00:21:04,631 Go! Go! 374 00:21:04,698 --> 00:21:06,132 Go! Go! 375 00:21:06,199 --> 00:21:08,168 Go! Go! Go! 376 00:21:11,471 --> 00:21:12,706 Are you sure about this? 377 00:21:13,573 --> 00:21:15,575 You have no idea. 378 00:21:35,595 --> 00:21:36,730 [Rita] Going on a trip? 379 00:21:38,698 --> 00:21:39,532 What? 380 00:21:43,336 --> 00:21:44,437 Oh. 381 00:21:44,504 --> 00:21:45,338 Yes. 382 00:21:46,606 --> 00:21:48,208 To the future. 383 00:21:48,808 --> 00:21:52,379 Apparently I'll be borrowing your time traveling machine 384 00:21:52,445 --> 00:21:55,348 or some facsimile of. 385 00:21:55,415 --> 00:21:58,818 Don't you dare equate your mission with mine. 386 00:21:59,850 --> 00:22:00,687 Oh, no, no, no, not at all. 387 00:22:01,221 --> 00:22:02,789 Well, for starters, my mission 388 00:22:03,690 --> 00:22:07,930 will actually do something. 389 00:22:08,561 --> 00:22:09,662 What happened to you? 390 00:22:11,731 --> 00:22:12,866 You used to... 391 00:22:13,533 --> 00:22:15,168 have a moral core. 392 00:22:15,235 --> 00:22:16,336 For 30 years, 393 00:22:16,403 --> 00:22:18,505 I had one duty. 394 00:22:18,571 --> 00:22:20,674 Decide who was a weapon and who was not. 395 00:22:20,740 --> 00:22:23,276 I did that duty to the end. 396 00:22:23,343 --> 00:22:24,244 To Malcolm's end. 397 00:22:26,746 --> 00:22:28,882 And they still tossed you out on your ***? 398 00:22:29,149 --> 00:22:29,849 Yes. 399 00:22:31,418 --> 00:22:32,819 I'm seeing a man about that, aren't I? 400 00:22:32,886 --> 00:22:33,820 I call bullshit. 401 00:22:35,689 --> 00:22:38,858 You betrayed every friend you've ever had 402 00:22:39,125 --> 00:22:40,827 and it wasn't because of duty. 403 00:22:41,294 --> 00:22:43,663 It was because too much power 404 00:22:43,730 --> 00:22:44,898 is never enough for you. 405 00:22:46,566 --> 00:22:48,401 You loved playing God 406 00:22:48,468 --> 00:22:52,138 with those sweet boys and girls you sent off to war. 407 00:22:53,373 --> 00:22:56,309 Barely old enough to comprehend their own specialness, 408 00:22:56,376 --> 00:23:00,246 let alone the word weapon you stamped to their foreheads. 409 00:23:00,914 --> 00:23:04,284 And you loved lording that power over the Sisterhood 410 00:23:04,784 --> 00:23:06,619 you so fastidiously nurtured, 411 00:23:06,686 --> 00:23:09,222 until the day you discovered 412 00:23:09,289 --> 00:23:11,891 you loved bringing it all down even more. 413 00:23:14,661 --> 00:23:16,563 That's all this was ever about, wasn't it? 414 00:23:17,931 --> 00:23:19,599 And this 415 00:23:19,666 --> 00:23:21,801 is all you ever were. 416 00:23:22,869 --> 00:23:26,573 And now you've lost every friend you've ever had. 417 00:23:31,378 --> 00:23:32,278 Well, 418 00:23:33,546 --> 00:23:34,848 that was bracing. 419 00:23:35,882 --> 00:23:39,719 And if it's just us gals, probably true. 420 00:23:39,786 --> 00:23:43,189 Not that I'd ever admit that outside these walls. 421 00:23:44,224 --> 00:23:46,826 Did you really think you could change the world 422 00:23:47,694 --> 00:23:51,765 with a jangly hat made out of serving utensils, hmm? 423 00:23:52,532 --> 00:23:55,802 Another word poem to stick it to the man? 424 00:23:56,336 --> 00:23:56,970 [snickers] 425 00:23:58,204 --> 00:23:59,472 Art is bullshit. 426 00:24:00,640 --> 00:24:04,277 Art is a narcotic you suckle while 427 00:24:04,344 --> 00:24:08,381 life, ambition, purpose pass you by. 428 00:24:08,448 --> 00:24:11,584 I landed in a field 30 years ago, 429 00:24:11,651 --> 00:24:13,887 with no memory of who I was or what I believed. 430 00:24:14,754 --> 00:24:17,557 Art saved my life. 431 00:24:18,425 --> 00:24:19,826 You destroyed it. 432 00:24:20,860 --> 00:24:22,629 And I hope you burn in hell. 433 00:24:22,696 --> 00:24:24,664 I hope I'm right here. 434 00:24:24,731 --> 00:24:27,333 Or are you like your spineless friends? 435 00:24:27,400 --> 00:24:29,903 Or is the memory that you forgot, 436 00:24:29,969 --> 00:24:30,970 that you're evil? 437 00:24:32,739 --> 00:24:33,640 Just like me. 438 00:24:34,841 --> 00:24:35,675 [gasps] 439 00:24:43,750 --> 00:24:46,386 Go ahead. Kill me again 440 00:24:47,787 --> 00:24:48,722 Mmm-hmm. 441 00:24:54,794 --> 00:24:58,310 You know, for some reason, It felt appropriate to say goodbye. 442 00:24:59,632 --> 00:25:04,571 After all, you were one of the best friends I've ever known. 443 00:25:17,584 --> 00:25:18,918 [Rita] Chins up, everyone, 444 00:25:18,985 --> 00:25:20,720 you're doing the right thing here. 445 00:25:20,787 --> 00:25:21,888 Don't worry about us. 446 00:25:21,955 --> 00:25:24,524 We're all squared away. 447 00:25:24,591 --> 00:25:27,360 Just tell us when it's time to do some superhero shit 448 00:25:27,427 --> 00:25:30,497 because we're ready, right? 449 00:25:30,764 --> 00:25:32,465 I'm not a superhero. [chuckles] 450 00:25:32,532 --> 00:25:34,000 Vic is a superhero. 451 00:25:34,501 --> 00:25:40,573 [bicycle mumbling] 452 00:25:40,640 --> 00:25:42,409 - What the hell was that? - Uh... 453 00:25:44,444 --> 00:25:47,981 Don't even... You can't turn back. 454 00:25:48,480 --> 00:25:49,449 You're on a mission. 455 00:25:49,516 --> 00:25:51,885 Actually, you are on a mission, right? 456 00:25:51,951 --> 00:25:53,453 We're just visiting. 457 00:25:53,520 --> 00:25:55,880 I'm warning you, there's nothing back there, 458 00:25:55,355 --> 00:25:57,457 but more truth and self-loathing. 459 00:25:57,524 --> 00:25:58,358 And beer. 460 00:26:06,660 --> 00:26:07,330 [sighs] 461 00:26:11,971 --> 00:26:13,373 You know, Cliffie. 462 00:26:13,973 --> 00:26:15,942 It's hard to believe how he got here. 463 00:26:16,810 --> 00:26:19,446 Climbing from dirt track to Daytona. 464 00:26:19,512 --> 00:26:23,917 Yeah. You also climbed my wife every Thursday night, you ****. 465 00:26:23,983 --> 00:26:25,418 A lot of years. 466 00:26:25,885 --> 00:26:27,821 A lot of blood spilled, too. 467 00:26:28,655 --> 00:26:32,250 Hell. We've had our share of disagreements, am I right? 468 00:26:32,859 --> 00:26:35,595 Like, would you take Kate from the front or the back? 469 00:26:36,620 --> 00:26:37,697 Bottom line. 470 00:26:37,764 --> 00:26:40,330 You're the best goddamn friend I ever had. 471 00:26:40,100 --> 00:26:42,502 That's why me and the boys, [chuckles] 472 00:26:42,569 --> 00:26:44,637 we got something special for you. 473 00:26:44,704 --> 00:26:47,107 Stay there. Don't move. 474 00:26:47,374 --> 00:26:48,608 Earl, Jethro, come on, let's go. 475 00:26:48,675 --> 00:26:50,610 Don't worry, I'm not going anywhere, 476 00:26:50,677 --> 00:26:52,479 you wife ****ing **** up. 477 00:26:56,516 --> 00:26:58,840 Okay. Think Cliffie, 478 00:26:58,151 --> 00:27:01,688 those artists freaks did this Flagellation thing... 479 00:27:01,755 --> 00:27:05,759 Then they send me to my subconscious for something good? 480 00:27:05,825 --> 00:27:07,494 I don't think so. 481 00:27:07,560 --> 00:27:09,290 [all] Yeah. 482 00:27:11,640 --> 00:27:13,330 [rock music playing] 483 00:27:19,500 --> 00:27:20,674 To the king! 484 00:27:20,740 --> 00:27:22,742 [all cheering] 485 00:27:23,343 --> 00:27:24,544 We'll be safe here. 486 00:27:24,778 --> 00:27:26,513 It's comfortable. Secure. 487 00:27:27,313 --> 00:27:29,983 I've reinforced the cotton sheets with the flannel sheets. 488 00:27:31,751 --> 00:27:32,786 That's it? 489 00:27:33,553 --> 00:27:36,523 You've only secured enough for yourself. 490 00:27:36,589 --> 00:27:37,657 Family sized. 491 00:27:39,250 --> 00:27:39,993 Can I get a beer? 492 00:27:40,860 --> 00:27:42,562 You're an adult, but you're a kid 493 00:27:42,629 --> 00:27:43,963 who lives inside an adult. 494 00:27:44,300 --> 00:27:45,532 So sure, why not, **** it. Here. 495 00:27:52,806 --> 00:27:55,775 - Mmm. Gross. - More for me. 496 00:28:10,590 --> 00:28:12,292 You're on the lookout for something? 497 00:28:14,561 --> 00:28:15,628 Aren't we all? 498 00:28:15,829 --> 00:28:16,730 Wow. 499 00:28:18,365 --> 00:28:19,866 You even guard your subconscious. 500 00:28:20,934 --> 00:28:21,768 That's impressive. 501 00:28:25,872 --> 00:28:26,940 Are they right? 502 00:28:27,440 --> 00:28:29,750 - Who? - The Sisterhood of Dada. 503 00:28:29,909 --> 00:28:31,544 I mean, is it important for me to know 504 00:28:31,611 --> 00:28:33,646 why there's a General Tony in Vic's subconscious? 505 00:28:34,714 --> 00:28:35,949 Maybe it is. 506 00:28:36,160 --> 00:28:37,617 Maybe knowing will move us forward. 507 00:28:38,418 --> 00:28:39,519 Okay. 508 00:28:40,487 --> 00:28:42,956 Why does Larry's sub stare out the window? 509 00:28:43,456 --> 00:28:44,724 None of your goddamn business. 510 00:28:45,458 --> 00:28:47,427 Hmm. 511 00:28:47,494 --> 00:28:50,330 Let's go into the fort and, uh, wait this thing out, huh? 512 00:28:51,498 --> 00:28:52,632 We've got snacks. 513 00:28:52,699 --> 00:28:54,667 Oh, why didn't you say so? 514 00:28:54,734 --> 00:28:55,702 Lead the way, sir. 515 00:29:10,717 --> 00:29:12,786 [indistinct conversation] 516 00:29:39,512 --> 00:29:40,480 **** me. 517 00:29:41,614 --> 00:29:42,816 **** you. 518 00:29:48,988 --> 00:29:50,690 [Shipley] On that day, 519 00:29:50,757 --> 00:29:52,992 Rita knew she had vengeance in her heart... 520 00:29:55,950 --> 00:29:56,596 Goddamn right, I do. 521 00:29:56,663 --> 00:29:58,998 [Shipley] ..{\an8}.which was a shame because the last 30 years 522 00:29:59,650 --> 00:30:02,168 had infused in her a new found confidence and joy 523 00:30:02,435 --> 00:30:05,705 that had been so sorely lacking in all her years before, 524 00:30:05,772 --> 00:30:07,540 in her "other" life. 525 00:30:07,607 --> 00:30:10,100 Tough shit on a popsicle stick, Shipley. 526 00:30:10,760 --> 00:30:13,747 [Shipley] But, as she rockets through the space-time continuum, 527 00:30:13,813 --> 00:30:15,749 the inevitable forces of physics 528 00:30:15,815 --> 00:30:19,519 and sheer story inertia bring the memories 529 00:30:19,586 --> 00:30:22,455 of that "other" life flooding back. 530 00:30:22,522 --> 00:30:25,892 And with them comes the shame and insecurity 531 00:30:25,959 --> 00:30:27,594 she'd left long behind 532 00:30:27,660 --> 00:30:30,964 to a life once lived and to be lived again. 533 00:30:31,310 --> 00:30:33,666 With these new old memories returning, 534 00:30:33,733 --> 00:30:36,936 Rita had to wonder what would become of the old new memories. 535 00:30:37,300 --> 00:30:39,139 If that makes any sense at all. 536 00:30:39,205 --> 00:30:42,208 And what of the one memory she absolutely, 537 00:30:42,475 --> 00:30:45,912 positively could not bear to lose? 538 00:30:45,979 --> 00:30:50,830 She was convinced, this memory was so embedded in her heart 539 00:30:50,150 --> 00:30:52,719 there was no way it could ever be extracted. 540 00:30:52,786 --> 00:30:55,622 But could she ever truly be sure? 541 00:30:55,689 --> 00:30:57,624 Could she ever truly guarantee 542 00:30:57,691 --> 00:31:00,960 she and her beloved's bond would never be broken? 543 00:31:01,270 --> 00:31:03,630 Turns out, when you have a time machine 544 00:31:03,129 --> 00:31:04,731 of indeterminate function, 545 00:31:04,798 --> 00:31:07,200 the answer is, in fact, yes. 546 00:31:07,467 --> 00:31:09,169 Rita would have her vengeance. 547 00:31:09,235 --> 00:31:13,139 She would pursue Madame Rouge to the ends of time. 548 00:31:13,206 --> 00:31:16,710 But first, she would make a hard left to the Poconos 549 00:31:16,776 --> 00:31:19,813 to ensure her lover's loop will never be broken. 550 00:31:24,851 --> 00:31:26,986 Rita would have it all! 551 00:31:30,190 --> 00:31:32,759 So, do we just sit here and wait for 552 00:31:32,826 --> 00:31:34,894 the Eternal Flagellation to end? 553 00:31:37,197 --> 00:31:39,766 [inhales and exhales] 554 00:31:39,833 --> 00:31:41,670 I heard Larry, 555 00:31:41,134 --> 00:31:43,503 he wants to talk it out. 556 00:31:47,941 --> 00:31:49,876 I just thought it might help pass the time. 557 00:31:49,943 --> 00:31:53,747 Talk? Are we like... Spill our shit talk? 558 00:31:53,813 --> 00:31:55,480 No, thank you. 559 00:31:55,782 --> 00:31:57,751 [General Tony] We relive our pain every day. 560 00:31:58,218 --> 00:31:59,886 Why do we have to air it out? 561 00:32:00,200 --> 00:32:01,821 Maybe because we have a duty? 562 00:32:03,223 --> 00:32:06,993 A duty to our conscious self, so that they can live a better life? 563 00:32:08,294 --> 00:32:09,729 They're stuck because of us. 564 00:32:10,764 --> 00:32:12,320 Life is about duty. 565 00:32:12,980 --> 00:32:14,267 And it's about what and who you serve. 566 00:32:14,534 --> 00:32:17,704 And I know you understand that. You're a father, I know you do. 567 00:32:17,771 --> 00:32:19,172 You have a duty to your daughter, don't you? 568 00:32:20,306 --> 00:32:22,142 Okay, that's enough. 569 00:32:22,208 --> 00:32:24,144 Don't bring Clara into this. 570 00:32:24,544 --> 00:32:25,645 Why not? 571 00:32:26,790 --> 00:32:27,947 Our conscious selves never talk about this stuff. 572 00:32:28,140 --> 00:32:30,830 Duty and daughters and fathers-- 573 00:32:30,150 --> 00:32:32,185 [sighs] Can we not talk about fathers? 574 00:32:32,852 --> 00:32:33,953 So we just don't talk at all? 575 00:32:35,155 --> 00:32:36,856 [Cliff] Exactly! 576 00:32:36,923 --> 00:32:38,291 No talking! [zips] 577 00:32:42,950 --> 00:32:44,464 Oh, **** no. Uh-huh. 578 00:32:45,650 --> 00:32:48,435 No, no. Not my problem anymore. Goodbye! 579 00:32:48,501 --> 00:32:51,838 Thank you! It's been good takin' a trip down memory lane, 580 00:32:51,905 --> 00:32:53,940 but I want no part of this bullshit! 581 00:32:58,440 --> 00:32:59,979 That shit's from the weird lady in the gas mask. 582 00:33:02,482 --> 00:33:04,984 **** it. Bye, ***holes! 583 00:33:07,454 --> 00:33:08,355 [Cliff]{\an8}Larry? 584 00:33:11,570 --> 00:33:11,958 Larry? 585 00:33:13,493 --> 00:33:15,562 Larry? Larry? 586 00:33:15,829 --> 00:33:17,564 - Cliff? - Hey! 587 00:33:17,831 --> 00:33:19,399 - You okay? - What does it look like? 588 00:33:19,466 --> 00:33:21,334 - I'm in hell. - Tell me about it, 589 00:33:21,401 --> 00:33:23,870 it's those ****ing Dada ****s, right? 590 00:33:23,937 --> 00:33:25,939 And our sub ****s are up top probably saying, 591 00:33:26,600 --> 00:33:28,208 God knows what to whoever the **** about us! 592 00:33:28,274 --> 00:33:30,100 **** this Freaky Friday shit! 593 00:33:30,760 --> 00:33:32,312 Yeah. That's not even close to Freaky Friday. 594 00:33:32,379 --> 00:33:33,913 You want to get out of here or not? 595 00:33:33,980 --> 00:33:35,382 Yes. How? 596 00:33:35,448 --> 00:33:38,184 Look at that spiral thingy. Follow me. 597 00:33:48,261 --> 00:33:50,196 [Kay] I don't know about the rest of you, 598 00:33:51,197 --> 00:33:55,101 but I don't have a duty to anyone. 599 00:33:55,935 --> 00:33:57,937 No one's ever honored their duty to me. 600 00:33:58,605 --> 00:34:01,441 So you're saying that duty isn't a thing anymore? 601 00:34:02,542 --> 00:34:05,450 Duty is all that I am. 602 00:34:05,111 --> 00:34:07,414 I'm saying, **** fatherhood! 603 00:34:07,480 --> 00:34:09,582 Whoa! You're like, what? Seven? 604 00:34:09,849 --> 00:34:12,180 Really? This is after you gave her the beer? 605 00:34:12,850 --> 00:34:13,553 [scoffs] 606 00:34:13,620 --> 00:34:16,222 [General Tony] Though, maybe Kay is onto something. 607 00:34:16,289 --> 00:34:20,260 I watched Little Vic honor his father more than himself, 608 00:34:21,227 --> 00:34:25,498 and now that I'm up here, yeah, I got questions. 609 00:34:25,565 --> 00:34:27,267 No, you don't. 610 00:34:27,333 --> 00:34:31,400 'Cause, A, number one, we're going to avoid our shit, 611 00:34:31,710 --> 00:34:32,605 just like we always do. 612 00:34:32,872 --> 00:34:34,974 B, number two, 613 00:34:35,410 --> 00:34:38,878 stop blaming your parents for your own **** ups. 614 00:34:38,945 --> 00:34:40,647 Says the parent who ****ed up. 615 00:34:41,948 --> 00:34:43,350 [chuckles] What? 616 00:34:43,416 --> 00:34:45,518 Oh, sorry, [chuckles] 617 00:34:45,585 --> 00:34:49,155 was I the parent who was ****ing the crew chief 618 00:34:49,222 --> 00:34:50,557 down by the train tracks? 619 00:34:50,623 --> 00:34:52,258 [Larry] So, it was better to be ****ing the nanny? 620 00:34:52,325 --> 00:34:54,260 I bet your conscious self is down there now 621 00:34:54,327 --> 00:34:56,930 finding a way to screw her on a ping pong table. 622 00:34:56,996 --> 00:35:00,330 Hey! Don't you dare pretend to understand 623 00:35:00,100 --> 00:35:02,268 that you know what's going on inside me. 624 00:35:02,335 --> 00:35:04,904 Can you two grow the **** up? 625 00:35:04,971 --> 00:35:07,540 You know what, adult you is useless. 626 00:35:07,607 --> 00:35:10,543 You, of all the people swimming around inside you, 627 00:35:10,610 --> 00:35:13,680 we get the one who can't do anything helpful, 628 00:35:13,947 --> 00:35:18,418 like, flit my fat ****ing *** out of here. 629 00:35:18,485 --> 00:35:19,586 I don't need them. 630 00:35:19,652 --> 00:35:22,288 Newsflash. You do! 631 00:35:22,355 --> 00:35:26,960 We all do. We need to get the **** out of this pillow fort ****ery! 632 00:35:32,650 --> 00:35:35,368 So, that's it, you're just gonna party forever? 633 00:35:35,435 --> 00:35:37,203 [sighs] 634 00:35:37,270 --> 00:35:40,206 No, because there is no forever for me, 635 00:35:40,273 --> 00:35:41,341 I'm dying. 636 00:35:46,479 --> 00:35:47,380 What? 637 00:35:48,948 --> 00:35:51,251 [exhales] 638 00:35:51,317 --> 00:35:55,955 The first part of my life, I was a ****in' red neck. 639 00:35:56,256 --> 00:35:58,658 Dirt poor, didn't have a pot to shit in. 640 00:36:01,270 --> 00:36:03,430 But then, I found race cars, 641 00:36:03,496 --> 00:36:05,732 and that was my ticket out of hell. 642 00:36:06,533 --> 00:36:10,103 When you come from nothin' you don't know what to do 643 00:36:10,170 --> 00:36:12,500 with the somethin' that you get. 644 00:36:12,572 --> 00:36:14,974 People started treating me differently. 645 00:36:15,410 --> 00:36:18,211 They started treating me like I... I was special. 646 00:36:19,612 --> 00:36:22,150 And once you get a taste of special, 647 00:36:22,820 --> 00:36:23,750 hmm, there's no turning back. 648 00:36:27,220 --> 00:36:29,189 But I never really felt like I deserved it, 649 00:36:32,158 --> 00:36:34,127 so I plugged up the holes with drugs and women. 650 00:36:35,295 --> 00:36:37,330 I was king of the race track. 651 00:36:38,198 --> 00:36:41,534 And inside I was an empty ****, but I was a king. 652 00:36:42,369 --> 00:36:45,105 And this king [sobs] decapitated his wife. 653 00:36:46,139 --> 00:36:48,800 [sniffles] 654 00:36:51,378 --> 00:36:53,413 [sniffles, inhales] 655 00:36:55,480 --> 00:36:56,149 [exhales] 656 00:36:59,452 --> 00:37:01,721 [sniffles] Well, joke's on me. [chuckles] 657 00:37:01,788 --> 00:37:04,157 [breathing heavily] 658 00:37:06,920 --> 00:37:07,193 Because... 659 00:37:08,328 --> 00:37:11,331 Parkinson's has me now. Um... 660 00:37:13,366 --> 00:37:15,502 I'm deteriorating. 661 00:37:15,568 --> 00:37:19,339 But, abracadabra, I'm going to do the most ordinary thing that you can do. 662 00:37:21,374 --> 00:37:22,475 I'm gonna die... 663 00:37:24,811 --> 00:37:26,813 slowly... [sighs] 664 00:37:27,800 --> 00:37:28,214 before your very eyes. 665 00:37:32,452 --> 00:37:33,386 So, **** it. 666 00:37:35,288 --> 00:37:37,290 [breath trembling] 667 00:37:37,357 --> 00:37:39,159 You wanna flagellate? [chuckles] 668 00:37:40,560 --> 00:37:42,228 Let's flagellate. 669 00:37:44,164 --> 00:37:45,165 Ooh. 670 00:37:46,990 --> 00:37:47,100 [inhales] 671 00:37:47,167 --> 00:37:48,268 [exhales deeply] 672 00:38:00,280 --> 00:38:01,214 Vic! 673 00:38:04,384 --> 00:38:05,285 Where is he? 674 00:38:05,352 --> 00:38:07,153 What the hell? Over here. 675 00:38:08,855 --> 00:38:11,324 What the ****! You're a toy? 676 00:38:11,391 --> 00:38:12,425 We gotta get you out of here. 677 00:38:12,492 --> 00:38:13,360 Wait! Wait! 678 00:38:15,161 --> 00:38:15,829 Give him this. 679 00:38:19,990 --> 00:38:20,300 He doesn't even know you're here. 680 00:38:20,367 --> 00:38:21,267 Just do it. 681 00:38:36,249 --> 00:38:37,717 [retching] 682 00:38:37,784 --> 00:38:39,786 What did we just do? 683 00:38:39,853 --> 00:38:41,421 What are we becoming? 684 00:38:41,488 --> 00:38:44,491 I mean, what if it's true and Kay doesn't need us? 685 00:38:44,557 --> 00:38:45,558 Of course, she needs us, 686 00:38:45,625 --> 00:38:46,659 she created us. 687 00:38:46,726 --> 00:38:48,361 [puppet 1]{\an8}Things change. 688 00:38:48,428 --> 00:38:51,698 What did you think was going to happen when she went on that bike ride? 689 00:38:51,765 --> 00:38:53,233 I don't know, Dr Harrison, 690 00:38:53,767 --> 00:38:55,568 what did you think was going to happen when you stole the bike? 691 00:38:57,237 --> 00:38:58,438 [all gasping, yelping] 692 00:39:01,908 --> 00:39:03,843 Huh? [gasps] 693 00:39:05,812 --> 00:39:07,180 What the ****? 694 00:39:07,247 --> 00:39:08,815 Which one of you felt ****s is Jane? 695 00:39:08,882 --> 00:39:10,216 You metal *****, 696 00:39:10,283 --> 00:39:12,652 how about I shove that Underground Avenue sign up your ***? 697 00:39:13,787 --> 00:39:14,688 That's Jane. 698 00:39:14,754 --> 00:39:15,588 Where are we? 699 00:39:15,655 --> 00:39:18,725 In Kay's ****ing fantasy workshop where she's an adult 700 00:39:18,792 --> 00:39:20,560 and we're ***hole puppets. 701 00:39:20,894 --> 00:39:22,662 Get me outta this Dada hellscape. 702 00:39:22,729 --> 00:39:26,299 Okay. Come here. [chuckles] 703 00:39:26,366 --> 00:39:28,301 Sure there isn't someone's hand up you're *** 704 00:39:28,368 --> 00:39:29,669 making you move your head? 705 00:39:29,736 --> 00:39:31,871 You're like a baby! [chuckles] 706 00:39:31,938 --> 00:39:33,273 Hey, baby! 707 00:39:33,340 --> 00:39:34,641 [Jane] **** you, buckethead. 708 00:39:36,609 --> 00:39:37,510 Oh! 709 00:39:37,577 --> 00:39:40,313 Oh, that's it! 710 00:39:40,380 --> 00:39:43,817 Jane goes off to leave us with a mess. Again. 711 00:39:43,883 --> 00:39:46,386 No, not again. 712 00:39:46,453 --> 00:39:48,321 Never again. 713 00:39:49,322 --> 00:39:50,790 ["Vehicle" by The Ides of March playing] 714 00:39:50,857 --> 00:39:52,892 {\an8}♪ Hey, well I'm a friendly stranger ♪ 715 00:39:52,959 --> 00:39:54,494 {\an8}♪ In a black sedan ♪ 716 00:39:54,561 --> 00:39:55,862 {\an8}♪ Won't you hop Inside my car? ♪ 717 00:39:55,929 --> 00:39:57,397 {\an8}♪ I got pictures... ♪ 718 00:39:57,464 --> 00:39:59,966 - [Cliff]{\an8}What the ****! - [Larry] Stop. 719 00:40:00,233 --> 00:40:02,602 Reflect. Move forward? 720 00:40:02,669 --> 00:40:04,838 This is more Dada shit. 721 00:40:04,904 --> 00:40:07,374 **** this ****in' art school project. 722 00:40:07,440 --> 00:40:08,942 If the message is to move forward 723 00:40:09,209 --> 00:40:11,444 out of this rainbow vomit, I'm in! 724 00:40:11,511 --> 00:40:12,612 [Vic] Oh, shit. 725 00:40:12,679 --> 00:40:13,980 [all screaming] 726 00:40:14,247 --> 00:40:15,949 {\an8}♪ Got to have you child ♪ 727 00:40:16,216 --> 00:40:20,987 {\an8}♪ Great God in heaven You know I love you ♪ 728 00:40:21,254 --> 00:40:25,225 {\an8}♪ Whoa, you know I do ♪ 729 00:40:32,632 --> 00:40:35,735 Um... who wants a piece of stripper cake? 730 00:40:38,805 --> 00:40:39,806 Did you see mom? 731 00:40:43,376 --> 00:40:44,100 I did. 732 00:40:45,945 --> 00:40:47,681 And I changed the script. 733 00:40:48,281 --> 00:40:49,616 Said the things I should have said. 734 00:40:51,718 --> 00:40:53,286 Are you blaming me? 735 00:40:54,587 --> 00:40:56,423 Are you saying I should have said something else? 736 00:40:56,756 --> 00:40:59,292 No. You should have done something else. 737 00:41:00,860 --> 00:41:02,280 You think I don't know that? 738 00:41:04,597 --> 00:41:07,267 How do you think it feels to be the worst memory of someone's life? 739 00:41:07,333 --> 00:41:09,469 [chuckles] You're not the worst, okay? 740 00:41:09,536 --> 00:41:11,271 There are others far worse than you. 741 00:41:11,338 --> 00:41:12,605 Then why am I here? 742 00:41:12,872 --> 00:41:15,275 You're the day I committed to lying to myself. 743 00:41:15,342 --> 00:41:16,376 [chuckles] 744 00:41:17,677 --> 00:41:19,479 - What? - I got news for you, 745 00:41:19,546 --> 00:41:21,548 I'm from the day that you hid from love. 746 00:41:23,550 --> 00:41:25,552 That's why you secretly like those bandages. 747 00:41:25,618 --> 00:41:27,554 They give you an excuse to keep people away. 748 00:41:30,590 --> 00:41:32,659 You're afraid you don't know how to love. 749 00:41:34,594 --> 00:41:35,962 You think you're not worthy of it. 750 00:41:40,633 --> 00:41:42,350 [sighs] 751 00:41:42,302 --> 00:41:43,937 Maybe you are the worst memory of my life. 752 00:41:45,872 --> 00:41:49,642 You know, on my wedding day, mom invited me into her trauma 753 00:41:49,709 --> 00:41:52,312 and then I sucked the people into my trauma. 754 00:41:52,379 --> 00:41:53,380 [sighs] 755 00:41:55,382 --> 00:41:57,517 You've got to learn how to let love in, guy. 756 00:42:01,788 --> 00:42:03,456 One step at a time. 757 00:42:03,523 --> 00:42:05,892 - I have a duty to myself. - Yeah. 758 00:42:07,600 --> 00:42:08,280 You do. 759 00:42:10,300 --> 00:42:15,502 I live that memory, every moment of it, every day. 760 00:42:19,390 --> 00:42:20,807 Make it worth what I'm going through. 761 00:42:22,742 --> 00:42:23,576 Can you do that? 762 00:42:38,925 --> 00:42:39,893 I can try. 763 00:42:50,370 --> 00:42:51,538 Whoa! 764 00:42:56,376 --> 00:42:59,946 Okay, that was beautiful. 765 00:43:01,481 --> 00:43:02,615 Show's over, folks! 766 00:43:04,384 --> 00:43:05,850 Is it? 767 00:43:06,686 --> 00:43:10,560 - Oh, come ****ing on. - I know, I know. 768 00:43:10,123 --> 00:43:11,858 You seriously want to spill our shit? 769 00:43:11,925 --> 00:43:13,860 No, I don't. 770 00:43:13,927 --> 00:43:17,597 But then I saw Larry holding hands with himself, 771 00:43:17,664 --> 00:43:19,432 and it was really ****ing nice! 772 00:43:19,499 --> 00:43:21,000 - [groans] - So, **** it. 773 00:43:21,670 --> 00:43:24,700 Do you wanna know what I live through 774 00:43:24,137 --> 00:43:26,406 every ****ing day? 775 00:43:33,146 --> 00:43:37,984 Every day from dusk until dawn, 776 00:43:38,510 --> 00:43:40,530 I leave my daughter in the car, 777 00:43:40,120 --> 00:43:43,857 so that I can go do some blow and cozy up to a stripper. 778 00:43:45,759 --> 00:43:46,693 That's what I do. 779 00:43:47,894 --> 00:43:48,762 Every ****ing day. 780 00:43:49,763 --> 00:43:51,640 I say, "**** you" 781 00:43:51,798 --> 00:43:55,735 to fatherhood because fatherhood doesn't make me feel special 782 00:43:59,390 --> 00:44:00,674 As a dad, 783 00:44:00,740 --> 00:44:04,844 I'm just part of the wallpaper. [sighs wearily] 784 00:44:06,913 --> 00:44:09,215 Doin' blow. ****ing strippers. 785 00:44:09,482 --> 00:44:11,885 That shit makes me feel like a king. 786 00:44:12,619 --> 00:44:14,688 Every day, when the party's over, 787 00:44:14,754 --> 00:44:16,489 I come back to the car, 788 00:44:16,556 --> 00:44:19,592 I look my daughter in the eyes and I feel... 789 00:44:20,560 --> 00:44:21,594 Nothing. 790 00:44:22,862 --> 00:44:25,131 No guilt. Remorse. Shame. 791 00:44:27,634 --> 00:44:29,703 'Cause I got my rocks off, 792 00:44:29,769 --> 00:44:32,138 and that has earned me another week 793 00:44:32,205 --> 00:44:34,841 of stomaching, changing dirty diapers 794 00:44:35,975 --> 00:44:37,110 until the next race. 795 00:44:38,845 --> 00:44:39,779 Nanny. 796 00:44:42,480 --> 00:44:43,490 Stripper. 797 00:44:43,883 --> 00:44:48,154 When I can go back to feeling like a ****ing king again. 798 00:44:48,788 --> 00:44:51,825 You left your daughter in the car to go party? 799 00:44:51,891 --> 00:44:55,280 Look, I didn't sign up for this shit! 800 00:44:55,729 --> 00:44:57,731 That kid interrupted my life. 801 00:44:58,131 --> 00:45:01,634 Why did I have to stop living because I stuck my **** in a hole? 802 00:45:01,701 --> 00:45:03,570 I want to feel special, too! 803 00:45:03,636 --> 00:45:05,972 You know, at some point, the party's got to stop. 804 00:45:07,741 --> 00:45:09,142 I mean, I may be stuck on a loop, 805 00:45:09,209 --> 00:45:10,977 but I'm not ****ing blind. 806 00:45:11,911 --> 00:45:13,880 You're on the same track. 807 00:45:13,947 --> 00:45:17,500 You're tripping balls on Parkinson's meds, 808 00:45:17,117 --> 00:45:19,953 it's like it's 1984 all over again. 809 00:45:20,200 --> 00:45:22,689 You're selling their shit on eBay. 810 00:45:22,756 --> 00:45:24,691 I'm ****ing exhausted. 811 00:45:24,758 --> 00:45:28,661 But you have a second chance with Clara and Rory, 812 00:45:28,728 --> 00:45:31,564 but instead you're doing the same shit all over again, 813 00:45:31,631 --> 00:45:33,266 that's killing both of us. 814 00:45:35,969 --> 00:45:37,300 Is it worth it? 815 00:45:39,706 --> 00:45:42,776 Answer me, is it worth it? 816 00:45:42,842 --> 00:45:44,770 - **** you! - **** you, too! 817 00:45:44,144 --> 00:45:45,945 - **** you! - **** you! 818 00:45:46,120 --> 00:45:47,313 And **** all of ya'll! 819 00:45:58,925 --> 00:45:59,893 Dude. 820 00:46:08,101 --> 00:46:09,836 [scoffs] This shit is crazy. 821 00:46:22,315 --> 00:46:23,249 [sighs] 822 00:46:25,218 --> 00:46:26,286 I'm fine. 823 00:46:26,820 --> 00:46:28,588 I don't need no pop psychology. 824 00:46:31,725 --> 00:46:34,828 Okay then, we'll just stand here and protect everyone. 825 00:46:35,762 --> 00:46:37,630 I have one question, though, sir? 826 00:46:37,831 --> 00:46:38,732 Who protects us? 827 00:46:38,798 --> 00:46:39,733 I don't need protection. 828 00:46:41,000 --> 00:46:42,268 No question about that. 829 00:46:42,335 --> 00:46:43,803 You've always been a good soldier. 830 00:46:43,870 --> 00:46:46,940 Brave, disciplined warrior. 831 00:46:48,641 --> 00:46:50,143 You saw the memory I came from. 832 00:46:50,777 --> 00:46:52,120 Hmm? 833 00:46:52,780 --> 00:46:52,912 Yeah. 834 00:46:54,347 --> 00:46:55,615 I was a child. 835 00:46:56,490 --> 00:46:57,884 - You think anyone saw that? - That I was a child? 836 00:46:57,951 --> 00:47:00,754 No, I don't think anyone saw that or cared. 837 00:47:00,820 --> 00:47:01,788 Well, I did. 838 00:47:02,689 --> 00:47:04,657 And on that day, I saw you go straight 839 00:47:04,724 --> 00:47:07,761 from being a 10-year old child to a soldier. 840 00:47:07,827 --> 00:47:09,763 Trying to please everyone, 841 00:47:09,829 --> 00:47:13,166 always saying the right things, never making a mistake. 842 00:47:13,233 --> 00:47:14,300 You became perfect. 843 00:47:15,935 --> 00:47:19,720 But you lost something very important. 844 00:47:22,809 --> 00:47:25,412 [sniffles, breath trembling] 845 00:47:25,679 --> 00:47:26,813 My childhood. 846 00:47:27,113 --> 00:47:28,140 That's correct, sir. 847 00:47:30,383 --> 00:47:31,951 I'd never get that back. 848 00:47:32,180 --> 00:47:33,853 Yeah, but you can make your own choices now. 849 00:47:34,421 --> 00:47:37,290 And maybe instead of doing things that made you a good soldier, 850 00:47:37,791 --> 00:47:39,250 you can do some wrong things. 851 00:47:39,920 --> 00:47:41,361 You can make some strong choices, 852 00:47:41,428 --> 00:47:42,996 even if they're wrong. 853 00:47:43,296 --> 00:47:44,831 What do you think I was trying to do 854 00:47:44,898 --> 00:47:46,700 before this Eternal Flagellation? 855 00:47:47,834 --> 00:47:48,668 I know. 856 00:47:49,703 --> 00:47:50,970 I'm not here to criticize. 857 00:47:51,438 --> 00:47:55,800 I am here to say, keep going. 858 00:47:56,676 --> 00:47:57,811 Have some fun. 859 00:47:58,945 --> 00:48:00,714 Find your happiness. 860 00:48:02,480 --> 00:48:03,283 Play. 861 00:48:04,284 --> 00:48:07,530 And then you take back what was taken from you. 862 00:48:10,757 --> 00:48:11,725 This is crazy. 863 00:48:12,325 --> 00:48:13,259 [scoffs] 864 00:48:15,695 --> 00:48:17,864 Why am I even listening to somebody I didn't even want? 865 00:48:20,300 --> 00:48:21,768 I didn't want a soldier! 866 00:48:23,690 --> 00:48:24,170 I was a ****ing kid. 867 00:48:37,717 --> 00:48:39,719 Harry said you didn't want us anymore. 868 00:48:40,387 --> 00:48:42,288 What did we say the lesson of the day was? 869 00:48:42,889 --> 00:48:44,724 Seriously? 870 00:48:44,791 --> 00:48:47,160 - You want to do a lesson of the day now? - Yes. 871 00:48:49,896 --> 00:48:50,830 Because it's you. 872 00:48:51,831 --> 00:48:53,366 You just cause me more trauma. 873 00:48:54,134 --> 00:48:56,469 Everything you do just brings me more pain. 874 00:48:58,838 --> 00:49:01,740 And it's time for me to grow up and be on my own. 875 00:49:02,750 --> 00:49:05,478 No, you can't survive without me. 876 00:49:06,279 --> 00:49:07,480 I'd like to try. 877 00:49:07,747 --> 00:49:09,883 No. No. 878 00:49:10,517 --> 00:49:14,387 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, 879 00:49:14,454 --> 00:49:17,290 no, no, no, no, no. No! 880 00:49:17,357 --> 00:49:18,324 [inhales] 881 00:49:18,391 --> 00:49:19,926 I wish you would die. 882 00:49:50,857 --> 00:49:51,958 [yelps] 883 00:49:52,250 --> 00:49:54,361 [screaming] 884 00:50:09,750 --> 00:50:10,877 [wailing] 885 00:50:19,352 --> 00:50:21,888 [panting] 886 00:50:23,523 --> 00:50:24,491 [groans] 887 00:50:28,610 --> 00:50:30,463 [panting] 888 00:50:35,502 --> 00:50:36,369 Is it over? 889 00:50:40,400 --> 00:50:42,142 I think so. The fog's lifting. 890 00:50:43,476 --> 00:50:44,411 Okay! 891 00:50:44,477 --> 00:50:46,120 I think we can all agree, 892 00:50:46,790 --> 00:50:48,548 that what happens in the Eternal Flagellation, 893 00:50:48,615 --> 00:50:52,218 stays in the Eternal Flagella-- 894 00:50:52,285 --> 00:50:53,853 [woman on computer] You want to talk about parenting 895 00:50:53,920 --> 00:50:54,888 {\an8}-or you want to talk about-- - Oh, ****, ****. 896 00:50:54,954 --> 00:50:56,456 Oh, God. Oh ****, oh, ****! 897 00:50:56,523 --> 00:50:59,859 I don't know what's going on with you, Dad, but... 898 00:51:03,630 --> 00:51:04,264 This isn't working anymore. 899 00:51:13,873 --> 00:51:14,641 I know. 900 00:51:22,148 --> 00:51:23,116 [Jane] Hello? 901 00:51:27,253 --> 00:51:28,254 Hello? 902 00:51:32,659 --> 00:51:33,593 Hello? 903 00:51:49,376 --> 00:51:53,413 I know things were said and I hear you. 904 00:51:57,684 --> 00:51:58,585 We're gonna work it out. 905 00:52:00,387 --> 00:52:01,321 All of us. 906 00:52:02,222 --> 00:52:03,289 They're all gone. 907 00:52:16,603 --> 00:52:19,172 [pants, sighs] 908 00:52:20,473 --> 00:52:21,307 Oh. 909 00:52:22,542 --> 00:52:23,710 Ah! Thank God. 910 00:52:25,245 --> 00:52:26,146 Oh. 911 00:52:27,514 --> 00:52:28,548 I got you. 912 00:52:29,449 --> 00:52:30,450 Here you go. 913 00:52:34,154 --> 00:52:35,555 [shushes] 914 00:52:42,629 --> 00:52:44,230 [Silas] Vic, 915 00:52:44,297 --> 00:52:45,198 you awake? 916 00:52:51,710 --> 00:52:51,971 [sighs] 917 00:52:59,120 --> 00:52:59,679 I'm awake. 918 00:53:03,416 --> 00:53:04,317 [grunts] 919 00:53:20,467 --> 00:53:21,468 I'm awake. 920 00:53:43,656 --> 00:53:44,491 [bark snaps] 921 00:54:50,557 --> 00:54:51,758 Greg, move your head.