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[Jane] Previously on Doom Patrol...

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[Rita] Evil is the scourge
that calls herself Madame Rouge.

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She came here,
to the future, to destroy us.

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The time machine is gone. I hid it away.

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There's nowhere left for you to go.

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The Brotherhood of Evil will
welcome me back with open arms.

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[The Brain] Welcome
to our new headquarters.

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Are you ready for another mission?

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I heard about synthetic skin.

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[Doctor] This could
be an overnight procedure.

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They rewrote
the nanotech that you designed.

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Only cost you your powers.

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I'm Shelley Byron. Also known as The Fog.

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You're with the Sisterhood.

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You sure I can't tempt
you with something sweet?

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You must be wondering what
happened to the others. I am too.

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Sometimes I wonder if
you understand me at all.

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[The Brain] A body like yours
should belong to someone worthy,

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someone like me.

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Now all I want to do
is take this metal body

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and live a life of
indulgence in sunny Boca Raton.

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[screaming]

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[gasping]

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[glass crunching]

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[grunts]

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Hey Buddy? You okay?

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It's okay.

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You're gonna be
okay-- [exclaiming in pain]

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- Larry?
- I'm good. We're good.

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Are you all right?

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This is bad.

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We've been here before, Battered, bruised.

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But we lick
our wounds and rise from the ashes,

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stronger than ever before.

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[Larry] Are you seriously trying
to give us a rally speech right now?

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I am. Because that's
exactly what we're going to do.

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Rally and march to
Florida, and save Cliff.

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Oh, I get it. You've flipped your pancake.

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Have you not been paying attention?

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The bus is totaled.

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Larry's worm is going haywire.

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Look at Jane!

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Jane will spring back. She always does.

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Everything will be fine.

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It's gonna be fine. She screamed.

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Kids scream all the time

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Kay?

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Kay?

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[grunts]

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[gasps]

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See?

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She's back, like a spring lily.

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Not a moment too soon.

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These two were of
the mind that we should turn around

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instead of going to
Florida. Can you believe it?

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Yeah, I don't think I'm in any
shape to help anyone right now.

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So, that's it?

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Are we really just going to abandon Cliff?

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We can fix this.

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[Rita] We have to fix this.

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Don't you get it?

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We didn't crash because Jane screamed
or Larry lost control of that thing.

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[Larry] He's right.
We're not built for this.

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Not anymore, no.

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Since I've known you,
I've always argued this point.

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But now, I finally see your side.
Crystal clear.

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We are not a super team.

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Oh, no!

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[eerie sound echoing]

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[Larry] I thought
we were done with all this.

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No. Whatever you're
up to, I want no part of it.

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You were unsatisfied with
the results of The Flagellation.

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But if only you could see the effect
it had on people across the globe,

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The only thing I saw was Laura de Mille

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waltzing off completely
unscathed and unrepentant.

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- You don't know that.
- [Rita] Nor do you.

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So, I'm going to do with my bare hands

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what you couldn't with song
and dance and masked ****ing birds.

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Is this what Malcolm
would've wanted for you?

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We'll never know.

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[Shelly] She betrayed us all, Rita.

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But I know she isn't completely lost.

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And neither are you.

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[gasps]

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- Oh, ****! - Bonjour, madame.

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Where the **** am I?

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[Mallah] This is where
the Brotherhood deposits its garbage.

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[Madame Rouge] What?

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[Mallah] Look on the bright side.

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I've spent the better part of an evening
debating whether or not to toss you over

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and you're still alive.

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Well, you best get on with
it because when I get out of these

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I am going to rip you apart.
I will have your hand for an ashtray.

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We had it good here.

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- [grunts]
- But you have ruined everything

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Now The Brain has his new body

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and the cycle of conquest will begin anew.

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I realize I must put
this business of "Evil"

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behind me and move on.

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And so, I thank you,

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for being the catalyst for my change.

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Well, you could thank me by
getting me off this ****ing gurney!

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[Mallah] You are every bit as
cunning and devious as The Brain.

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Cut from the same awful cloth.

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I have no doubt you'll figure it out.

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Mallah!

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Uh, you can't just leave me.

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You ****ing son of a simian *****!

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[Madame Rouge grunts]

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[echoing] ****!

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[sneezes] Shit.

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[jar tumbling]

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Oh shit! [glass breaking]

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Look, I don't know what you have in
mind, but I'm not ready for "this".

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We heard your distress.

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And it was high time we find you anyway

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Hey, Hammerhead?

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Oh, you're gonna eye**** me?

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Hey. You bag of shit!

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- Jane!
- Jane!

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Wait up!

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[exclaiming in pain]

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God damn! What the hell is that thing?

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[Larry grunting] It's trying to kill me!

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[Larry] It hates me. It ****ing hates me.

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Keeg doesn't hate you.

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[Larry] You can talk to this thing?

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Keeg?

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[Mama Pentecost]
I am fluent in most languages.

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[Secretary] Including light and color.

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He needs to merge with you.

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[Larry] That's not gonna happen.
That's not who I am.

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[Larry] Not anymore.

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Then he will die. Soon.

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[Jane] I hope you ***holes are happy.

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The Girl is ****ed because of you.

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The Girl made it plain as day
she doesn't want us around anymore.

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So, field trip's over. We need
to get everyone out of here now.

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Dr. Harrison says we are safer in The Fog.

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And when exactly did you become Dr.
Harrison's little *****?

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We only exist because of The Girl.

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What?

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There's something you need to see.

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[upbeat music playing]

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[The Brain] Ladies!

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Gary, you dog!

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[chuckles]

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It's a good day to be The Brain.

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[Madame Rouge as robot]
You going somewhere, you little shit?

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[The Brain] Holy Mother of God!

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[Madame Rouge screaming]

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[Cliff exhales] Where am I? I feel weird.

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Yeah, well, you're a giant robot now

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and we're about to
exact revenge on the little shit

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that stole your body and tried to kill us.

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Congratulations and you're welcome!

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[The Brain] This isn't fair.
I don't deserve this. I'm The Brain--

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You're what? Dog shit
on the bottom of my shoe?

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[Cliff] Uh, question. Was that the sound
of my one and only body being pancaked?

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Yeah, it was phenomenal.

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Next stop?
Doom Manor and Rita ****ing Farr.

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[levers clinking]

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[Cliff] Remember when
we all thought you were an Ottoman?

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Oh, my God!

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Are they all sick?

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[Pretty Polly] Jane!

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[Pretty Polly] I'm sorry.

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[sobbing] I was scared.

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I didn't want to be alone.

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It's going to be okay.

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We'll fix this.

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Now is not the time for
you to burst in and rile everyone up.

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- Something's happened to The Girl.
- I heard.

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Good thing we got out when we did.

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The Underground crumbled and collapsed.

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Just like everyone in here.
It's connected.

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- That's certainly a theory.
- Cut the shit.

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What's it going to take for you to come
back and get the others to go with you?

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You're angry. I get it. But can't
you just leave me out of your shit?

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Sorry. This thing runs on brain power.
Even the dimmest bulbs.

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So you're shit out of luck.

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Come on. I've known
you for a couple of days.

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But that's been long enough to know you're
not really all the way, next level "evil."

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Yeah, well, I am who I am.

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Bull. ****ing. Shit.
There's always a chance to change.

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Take me for example.
I'm every bit the ****head you are.

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But back in that pickle jar, with
my brain cut off from all sensation,

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I had a revelation or whatever.

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I'm going to do everything
I can, work as hard as possible,

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to try and change myself.
And if I can do it, I know you can too.

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So stop this thing now.

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Stop!

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Stop!

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Stop!

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Cliff?

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What did you do?

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Um...

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Go!

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[Cliff laughs]

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Check it out, Shitbird.

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Look who's in control now!

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[Cliff laughs]

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Cliff.

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Change it back.

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What? You'll kill me?
Go ahead. I'm already ****ing dying.

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Wait.

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What are you doing?

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Not to say every
moment is a teachable moment.

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But let's pause and celebrate
the fact that you didn't murder me.

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Which means there's
a non-****wad person deep in there.

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Hello?

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Hello?

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****. What do I do now?
I'm trapped in a robot body.

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Wait. I'm always trapped in a robot body.

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Reel it in, man.

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[yawns]

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[Vic] He's not looking too good.

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In other words,
time to shit or get off the pot.

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Oh, I'm so sorry.

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Am I being too contemplative

221
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how I just parted ways with
the previous alien creature

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who made me his home
for 60 absolutely shitty years?

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Look, I get it.

224
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- My uncle has a Golden Retriever named Bo.
- [Larry sighs]

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I loved playing with
Bo every time I'd visit.

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But as I got older,
Bo always stayed fit as a fiddle.

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Then, at a certain
point I finally realized it.

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The Bo I was playing with at 14 was not

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the same Bo that I played with when
I was eight.

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Every time Bo gets old and he dies

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my uncle couldn't handle
the pain, so he gets another Bo.

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- Let Keeg be your Bo.
- [sighs] Oh, God.

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That's kind of ****ed up, right?

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To keep naming it Bo.

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Yeah, it's also a gross misrepresentation
of what I'm going through.

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[Larry sighs]

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Look, until this moment, every major
event in my life was forced on me.

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Society forced me into my marriage.

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The Chief pulled the strings to have
me cross paths with the Negative Spirit.

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But if I let him in, it will be my choice.

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And if it goes sideways, which it always
does, then I'm the only one to blame.

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[chuckles] Maybe I should've just
left him in the woods. To the elements.

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All I've really done is
just drawn this experience out.

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Hey.

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Forget who you were and
the choices you didn't make.

246
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You chose not to leave Keeg in the woods

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and you're not about to abandon him here
now because that's not the person you are.

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Do you remember the conversation
that you had with your subconscious

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during the Flagellation?

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You told yourself
that you needed to let love in.

251
00:18:33,580 --> 00:18:34,781
This is your chance.

252
00:18:35,982 --> 00:18:37,851
The Spirit was closer
to you than anyone else.

253
00:18:38,785 --> 00:18:39,953
It chose you.

254
00:18:41,688 --> 00:18:42,655
Let it in.

255
00:18:56,200 --> 00:18:56,903
Cliff.

256
00:18:59,572 --> 00:19:00,840
What did they do to you?

257
00:19:01,675 --> 00:19:02,776
Take a guess.

258
00:19:05,345 --> 00:19:06,746
You're The Brain.

259
00:19:06,880 --> 00:19:11,840
And you're Rita Farr. ****ing Garguax.

260
00:20:07,774 --> 00:20:10,610
[music playing on record]

261
00:20:42,542 --> 00:20:43,510
Love me.

262
00:20:43,943 --> 00:20:44,844
Love me.

263
00:20:46,120 --> 00:20:46,980
Love me.

264
00:21:12,172 --> 00:21:13,139
You're new.

265
00:21:38,832 --> 00:21:42,635
Rita, you clever pain in the ***.

266
00:21:48,675 --> 00:21:50,910
[Shipley]
Madame Rouge powered up the vessel,

267
00:21:50,977 --> 00:21:53,713
ready to burrow through space and time.

268
00:21:53,780 --> 00:21:55,949
But then the question came to her.

269
00:21:56,160 --> 00:21:58,852
Burrow to where and when exactly?

270
00:21:58,918 --> 00:22:01,755
Anywhere but here. Any time but now.

271
00:22:02,188 --> 00:22:05,291
I need to stop myself from
ever working with The Brotherhood.

272
00:22:08,194 --> 00:22:10,597
Wait. What am I thinking?
I can go back farther. I can...

273
00:22:11,631 --> 00:22:14,340
stop myself and save the others.

274
00:22:14,100 --> 00:22:15,201
[gasps softly]

275
00:22:15,869 --> 00:22:17,837
I can save Malcolm.

276
00:22:17,904 --> 00:22:20,907
She suddenly found
herself awash in humanity.

277
00:22:20,974 --> 00:22:23,643
Grasping the gilded
handle of a noble cause.

278
00:22:23,710 --> 00:22:25,879
No. Further. Before I was me.

279
00:22:25,945 --> 00:22:28,948
Before Rouge. Before Laura De Mille.

280
00:22:29,149 --> 00:22:31,317
But then, she had to ask herself,

281
00:22:31,584 --> 00:22:34,621
who was Madame Rouge
before she was Laura De Mille?

282
00:22:34,688 --> 00:22:38,558
I'm not sure, but not this.

283
00:22:39,793 --> 00:22:41,695
I just want to start over.

284
00:22:41,761 --> 00:22:44,998
She mused. Not yet aware
that the past could not be changed.

285
00:22:45,650 --> 00:22:47,670
Oh, go and shit in your ****ing hat.

286
00:22:47,133 --> 00:22:51,304
She tried to play it off. But
she knew the machine was quite correct.

287
00:22:51,571 --> 00:22:53,273
What has happened will always be.

288
00:22:53,340 --> 00:22:56,643
What do you mean?
How do I make things right then?

289
00:22:56,710 --> 00:22:58,778
How do I make myself right? I...

290
00:22:58,845 --> 00:23:02,682
I need to change. Enough
with the "where" and the "when"!

291
00:23:02,749 --> 00:23:05,852
I just need some ****ing answers!

292
00:23:05,919 --> 00:23:09,856
Why am I talking to another ****ing robot?

293
00:23:10,156 --> 00:23:13,927
So, where and when would you like to go?

294
00:23:19,332 --> 00:23:22,869
Kay needs us.
And I need you to make that happen.

295
00:23:22,936 --> 00:23:24,738
The others respect you.
They listen to you.

296
00:23:24,804 --> 00:23:28,108
Why would we give up our freedom?
We can go anywhere The Fog goes.

297
00:23:28,174 --> 00:23:30,343
I could just have
The Fog give you all the boot.

298
00:23:30,877 --> 00:23:34,681
- She likes me.
- But she'll do whatever I say, if need be.

299
00:23:36,820 --> 00:23:40,153
I want you to ask yourself,
If the roles were reversed

300
00:23:40,887 --> 00:23:43,323
and we were on
the other side of the rocks,

301
00:23:43,757 --> 00:23:45,325
do you think that girl would dig us out?

302
00:23:45,392 --> 00:23:48,161
I know Kay well enough to
know that she would never let

303
00:23:48,228 --> 00:23:49,763
any of us crumble away to nothing,

304
00:23:49,829 --> 00:23:51,865
which is what
happens as long as we stay here.

305
00:23:51,931 --> 00:23:53,933
Do you realize what
you're asking us to give up?

306
00:23:54,167 --> 00:23:57,737
We've only just begun
to embrace our freedom.

307
00:24:01,875 --> 00:24:02,976
Holy shit.

308
00:24:05,278 --> 00:24:06,880
You don't care about freedom.

309
00:24:07,313 --> 00:24:09,282
What you love is control.

310
00:24:09,749 --> 00:24:12,850
You'd rather die, and kill all of us,
than give that up.

311
00:24:14,954 --> 00:24:16,856
Or maybe we can do something about that.

312
00:24:18,792 --> 00:24:19,759
Go on.

313
00:24:21,327 --> 00:24:22,996
[groans in pains]

314
00:24:23,630 --> 00:24:24,931
- Hurry up.
- I'm trying.

315
00:24:26,990 --> 00:24:27,701
[groans]

316
00:24:30,737 --> 00:24:32,380
Something's not right.

317
00:24:32,238 --> 00:24:34,700
It just keeps swiping at your bandages.

318
00:24:34,740 --> 00:24:36,443
They're designed to be radiation proof.

319
00:24:36,710 --> 00:24:38,440
Maybe they're too strong for him.

320
00:24:40,880 --> 00:24:43,717
- Let me carry him.
- What? No.

321
00:24:45,418 --> 00:24:46,453
Are you insane?

322
00:24:46,720 --> 00:24:49,456
Just until we get back to
the house and we can use your room.

323
00:24:49,723 --> 00:24:52,920
- It's radiation proof.
- Vic. It could kill you.

324
00:24:52,158 --> 00:24:54,260
That's my choice. Rita was right.

325
00:24:56,696 --> 00:24:58,832
I was afraid to go
after the Brotherhood of Evil

326
00:24:58,898 --> 00:25:00,400
because I don't have my powers anymore.

327
00:25:01,901 --> 00:25:04,337
I let Cliff down. I'm not about
to make the same mistake with you.

328
00:25:09,209 --> 00:25:10,110
All right.

329
00:25:16,983 --> 00:25:19,486
Now, we don't know
each other, but I'm here to help.

330
00:25:24,157 --> 00:25:26,192
[man on radio] We're
hearing reports of a giant robot

331
00:25:26,259 --> 00:25:28,461
wandering the suburbs
of Panama City, Florida.

332
00:25:28,728 --> 00:25:31,498
[woman on radio] Ah, jeez. Where's
the Justice League when you need 'em?

333
00:25:38,138 --> 00:25:40,840
- [Cliff] Hey, Clara.
- What the ****?

334
00:25:41,341 --> 00:25:43,777
- So, your dad popped by.
- [Cliff] Hi, honeybun.

335
00:25:44,210 --> 00:25:45,111
It's me!

336
00:25:46,179 --> 00:25:49,150
Dad? What the **** happened?

337
00:25:49,820 --> 00:25:52,786
- Are you in that thing?
- I guess I kind of am this thing now.

338
00:25:52,852 --> 00:25:57,824
I assumed you'd be worried and I wanted to
swing by and let you know that I'm okay.

339
00:25:57,991 --> 00:26:00,360
- I even have central A/
- C!

340
00:26:00,427 --> 00:26:03,763
And I know this is,
like, my ninth second chance,

341
00:26:03,830 --> 00:26:06,399
but I came because I know

342
00:26:06,466 --> 00:26:09,836
you want me to change, and I'm ready to.

343
00:26:09,903 --> 00:26:11,538
[Clara] Yeah, I didn't mean like this.

344
00:26:11,871 --> 00:26:13,773
[Cliff] I know you meant "real" change.

345
00:26:13,840 --> 00:26:17,877
I thought I'd start with the good
old-fashioned "apologies-in-advance" tour.

346
00:26:17,944 --> 00:26:19,512
And, you had to be the first stop.

347
00:26:19,779 --> 00:26:22,382
Okay, You don't need to
worry about the credit card stuff.

348
00:26:22,449 --> 00:26:24,417
We just need to get your meds checked.

349
00:26:24,484 --> 00:26:25,552
- [baby cooing]
- [Cliff] This is beyond that.

350
00:26:25,885 --> 00:26:27,187
I've been a shitty dad.

351
00:26:27,253 --> 00:26:31,391
Way before Parkinson's,
before becoming a dumb robot.

352
00:26:31,458 --> 00:26:35,280
I pulled shit when
you were too young to remember,

353
00:26:35,161 --> 00:26:37,797
but I can't forget. I guess...

354
00:26:37,864 --> 00:26:41,901
I always wanted to be special.
You know? I wanted to be "the man."

355
00:26:42,680 --> 00:26:47,374
I was so focused on being great,
I forgot to be good.

356
00:26:48,508 --> 00:26:51,177
- It's okay, Dad.
- No, it's really not.

357
00:26:51,578 --> 00:26:55,515
But I know now, the only
people I need to be special to

358
00:26:55,582 --> 00:26:57,250
are you and Rory.

359
00:26:57,317 --> 00:27:00,520
- [Rory crying]
- [sirens approaching]

360
00:27:00,587 --> 00:27:02,522
I don't need you be special.

361
00:27:02,589 --> 00:27:04,224
I need you to get healthy.

362
00:27:04,290 --> 00:27:06,860
I can do that, too! You'll see!

363
00:27:07,394 --> 00:27:08,862
But I should go.

364
00:27:08,928 --> 00:27:11,970
We'll have to make
things right for my friends.

365
00:27:11,898 --> 00:27:13,299
And before the cops come.

366
00:27:13,366 --> 00:27:17,170
I accidentally stepped on
a Prius a couple of streets over.

367
00:27:18,338 --> 00:27:22,442
"I want you to know that I cherish
our time spent together

368
00:27:22,509 --> 00:27:26,312
as well as our friendship,
which was one for the ages.

369
00:27:27,947 --> 00:27:31,484
In the interest of
offering both of us a fresh start,

370
00:27:31,551 --> 00:27:34,854
I have left behind anything
connecting me to you.

371
00:27:34,988 --> 00:27:36,556
And the Brotherhood of Evil.

372
00:27:37,900 --> 00:27:38,958
Best, Mallah."

373
00:27:40,160 --> 00:27:41,361
Can you believe this?

374
00:27:41,561 --> 00:27:45,310
- [Rita] Mmm-hmm.
- A lifetime as friends and partners,

375
00:27:45,980 --> 00:27:47,967
leader and acolyte, and he skidoos on me.

376
00:27:48,168 --> 00:27:50,270
I taught him everything he knows,

377
00:27:50,337 --> 00:27:53,390
and all I have to
show for it is a bandolier

378
00:27:53,106 --> 00:27:55,241
an extremely temperamental ray gun,

379
00:27:55,308 --> 00:27:58,445
his teleporter,
and my Alanis Morissette CD

380
00:27:58,511 --> 00:28:01,614
that he assured me was
stolen from our car years ago.

381
00:28:03,450 --> 00:28:04,484
[The Brain sighs]

382
00:28:05,185 --> 00:28:09,255
Less than 24 hours ago,
I had the world by the short hairs.

383
00:28:10,290 --> 00:28:12,392
- And now--
- No legs.

384
00:28:12,659 --> 00:28:14,494
Life's a *****, right?

385
00:28:15,128 --> 00:28:18,398
The good news is that I still
have the blueprints for this body.

386
00:28:18,465 --> 00:28:20,400
- You do?
- I can rebuild.

387
00:28:20,533 --> 00:28:23,360
But I need some help.

388
00:28:24,404 --> 00:28:25,972
- Oh?
- Come on.

389
00:28:26,390 --> 00:28:29,476
It's obvious you've been
dancing around the darkness.

390
00:28:29,542 --> 00:28:31,945
How 'bout this? You help me rebuild,

391
00:28:32,145 --> 00:28:34,381
and I'll help you kill Rouge.

392
00:28:34,447 --> 00:28:37,384
And then, you will truly know evil.

393
00:28:40,353 --> 00:28:43,456
You can... guarantee this?

394
00:28:43,523 --> 00:28:45,558
That I'll get Rouge?

395
00:28:45,625 --> 00:28:49,696
Miss Farr, if you team with
me, We could kill Madame Rouge,

396
00:28:49,963 --> 00:28:54,300
Colonel Mustard and Professor ****ing
Plum for all the shits I give.

397
00:28:55,435 --> 00:28:56,269
Hmm.

398
00:29:18,580 --> 00:29:20,727
There we go. That's a good girl.

399
00:29:22,620 --> 00:29:25,999
[Rita] I suppose Rouge and I are alike.

400
00:29:26,366 --> 00:29:29,350
However, we are different in one regard.

401
00:29:29,502 --> 00:29:31,504
And what's that?

402
00:29:31,638 --> 00:29:34,407
Rouge is driven by one thing.

403
00:29:35,108 --> 00:29:36,309
Power.

404
00:29:36,376 --> 00:29:38,440
She couldn't get enough.

405
00:29:39,479 --> 00:29:42,349
I am motivated

406
00:29:43,416 --> 00:29:44,517
by love.

407
00:29:45,418 --> 00:29:47,187
[kettle whistling]

408
00:29:47,253 --> 00:29:52,559
My love for a very
sweet, brave man she destroyed.

409
00:29:54,761 --> 00:29:57,497
And my love for my friends.

410
00:29:58,264 --> 00:30:03,770
I think I'm done
dancing around in the dark.

411
00:30:05,438 --> 00:30:07,540
I'm ready to take that plunge.

412
00:30:08,608 --> 00:30:09,476
Right now.

413
00:30:09,542 --> 00:30:11,344
Please. I can give you
anything you want.

414
00:30:11,411 --> 00:30:12,612
- I can give you the world!
- [sizzling]

415
00:30:12,679 --> 00:30:15,648
[screaming]

416
00:30:20,860 --> 00:30:21,287
- [Vic grunts]
- [Larry] All right.

417
00:30:21,354 --> 00:30:23,560
- We're almost there.
- [Vic groaning in pain]

418
00:30:23,123 --> 00:30:23,790
[Larry] I got you.

419
00:30:24,570 --> 00:30:25,759
[Vic grunting]

420
00:30:29,195 --> 00:30:31,231
- [grunting]
- [elevator dings]

421
00:30:39,239 --> 00:30:41,574
Here we are. Home again.

422
00:30:42,409 --> 00:30:43,610
Partially safe.

423
00:30:44,344 --> 00:30:46,179
- Mostly sound.
- Thanks.

424
00:30:48,415 --> 00:30:49,282
[sighs]

425
00:30:51,117 --> 00:30:53,153
Were you really just...

426
00:30:54,154 --> 00:30:55,288
helping the others?

427
00:30:58,391 --> 00:31:00,193
Or were you trying to draw me in?

428
00:31:02,629 --> 00:31:05,365
Which answer might get
you to come and search for me again?

429
00:31:20,547 --> 00:31:21,448
[exhales]

430
00:31:25,118 --> 00:31:26,186
[thuds]

431
00:31:31,758 --> 00:31:33,626
[Hammerhead] **** me sideways.

432
00:31:35,261 --> 00:31:36,596
This is bad.

433
00:31:36,830 --> 00:31:39,432
Finally, it's my time to shine.

434
00:31:40,133 --> 00:31:42,569
[Driller Bill] From here on, we're ants.

435
00:31:43,169 --> 00:31:46,373
We're going to start at
the top of this mess and dig down.

436
00:31:51,277 --> 00:31:52,679
Ants, mother****ers!

437
00:32:05,325 --> 00:32:08,228
[Larry and Vic grunting]

438
00:32:09,396 --> 00:32:11,364
[smoke hissing]

439
00:32:15,468 --> 00:32:18,605
[Larry] See? We made it. Touchdown.

440
00:32:18,672 --> 00:32:19,706
Shut up.

441
00:32:23,143 --> 00:32:25,478
[screaming]

442
00:32:25,545 --> 00:32:26,813
[groans]

443
00:32:26,880 --> 00:32:28,915
[breathing heavily]

444
00:32:29,182 --> 00:32:31,751
[Vic grunting]

445
00:32:31,818 --> 00:32:33,153
[Larry] Thank you, Vic.

446
00:32:34,320 --> 00:32:36,556
- [thuds on the floor]
- [energy buzzes]

447
00:32:44,898 --> 00:32:46,833
[Larry grunting]

448
00:32:48,868 --> 00:32:49,803
[exhales]

449
00:32:55,308 --> 00:32:58,545
I swear... I will try my best

450
00:32:59,579 --> 00:33:00,747
to do right by you.

451
00:33:02,849 --> 00:33:03,683
[Larry] Always.

452
00:33:07,754 --> 00:33:08,655
It's okay.

453
00:33:09,756 --> 00:33:10,690
Go on.

454
00:33:12,959 --> 00:33:15,362
- Welcome.
- [zapping]

455
00:33:15,662 --> 00:33:18,832
- [Larry breathing heavily]
- [thuds]

456
00:33:19,499 --> 00:33:20,400
[Vic] Larry?

457
00:33:41,755 --> 00:33:42,889
[rumbling]

458
00:33:50,964 --> 00:33:52,732
[all murmuring indistinctly]

459
00:33:52,799 --> 00:33:54,601
It's all right, everyone.

460
00:33:54,667 --> 00:33:56,336
It's happening up above.

461
00:33:56,403 --> 00:33:59,305
Let's focus on the task at hand. Come on.

462
00:34:04,344 --> 00:34:07,313
What the **** did you give up
to get Harrison to come back down?

463
00:34:08,915 --> 00:34:11,418
What does she love
more than anything else?

464
00:34:11,484 --> 00:34:12,452
Control.

465
00:34:13,787 --> 00:34:15,955
Are you ****... Is she primary now?

466
00:34:16,623 --> 00:34:18,358
Can you even give that away?

467
00:34:19,693 --> 00:34:20,927
What's Kay going to say about this?

468
00:34:20,994 --> 00:34:23,630
I'll worry about
that once I know she's safe.

469
00:34:24,664 --> 00:34:26,900
That rumbling have anything
to do with your moron buddies?

470
00:34:26,966 --> 00:34:27,901
What do you think?

471
00:34:27,967 --> 00:34:31,504
[rumbling]

472
00:34:31,571 --> 00:34:33,606
Come on. Get back to work, everyone.

473
00:34:35,842 --> 00:34:37,310
I'm no one's *****.

474
00:34:38,712 --> 00:34:40,380
Now get back up there.

475
00:34:43,516 --> 00:34:45,510
Come on, get back to work.

476
00:34:52,492 --> 00:34:53,727
[gasping]

477
00:34:54,561 --> 00:34:55,695
[elevator dings]

478
00:35:07,640 --> 00:35:08,675
What in the hell?

479
00:35:11,778 --> 00:35:13,480
What the **** are you doing here?

480
00:35:14,514 --> 00:35:17,884
Okay. Who exactly are you?
'Cause, I know I know you.

481
00:35:21,388 --> 00:35:22,422
A note.

482
00:35:23,857 --> 00:35:26,526
- For me.
- [sighs]

483
00:35:26,593 --> 00:35:32,532
"You are Madame Rouge. You are
a terrible person, but trying to change.

484
00:35:32,599 --> 00:35:34,801
You will come across
people who despise you.

485
00:35:34,868 --> 00:35:37,570
Jane dresses like a...

486
00:35:38,705 --> 00:35:39,973
deranged sock puppet."

487
00:35:41,107 --> 00:35:42,909
- Fair.
- "And Larry...

488
00:35:42,976 --> 00:35:45,412
[mumbles] Boris Karloff."

489
00:35:47,130 --> 00:35:50,483
- No, no, Larry?
- He's indisposed. He just had a baby.

490
00:35:51,918 --> 00:35:53,853
It's Larry's story to tell.

491
00:35:55,388 --> 00:35:58,692
"And Vic. Track suit, stick up ***."

492
00:36:00,393 --> 00:36:01,127
Oh, it's you.

493
00:36:02,595 --> 00:36:05,365
"And everyone hates you especially, Rita.

494
00:36:05,665 --> 00:36:07,600
You killed her greatest love."

495
00:36:11,104 --> 00:36:13,106
Oh my God, am I that horrible?

496
00:36:13,506 --> 00:36:17,100
*****, you turned
into a killer baby, so, yeah.

497
00:36:17,770 --> 00:36:18,678
[thudding and clanging]

498
00:36:20,914 --> 00:36:22,782
Oh, you've got to be
kidding me with this shit.

499
00:36:22,849 --> 00:36:25,418
- [Cliff] Hey, guys! It's me.
- [Vic] Cliff?

500
00:36:25,485 --> 00:36:27,821
Oh. "A drug addled android."

501
00:36:27,887 --> 00:36:30,690
[Cliff] Please don't hate me.
I've come to make amends.

502
00:36:30,757 --> 00:36:33,460
I even brought back
most of the shit I stole from you.

503
00:36:34,894 --> 00:36:36,429
- Incoming!
- [Vic grunts]

504
00:36:36,496 --> 00:36:37,831
[objects clattering]

505
00:36:37,897 --> 00:36:40,467
- You're scuffing my sneakers!
- You're breaking my vinyl!

506
00:36:40,533 --> 00:36:42,902
[Cliff] **** me! What's going on?

507
00:36:42,969 --> 00:36:44,738
[Jane] Slow down, ***hole!

508
00:36:44,804 --> 00:36:49,420
[Cliff] I can't stop! God... [screaming]

509
00:36:49,109 --> 00:36:50,810
****ing Parkinson's disease!

510
00:36:50,877 --> 00:36:52,479
He's headed straight for town.

511
00:36:56,883 --> 00:37:00,200
[Cliff] Jane! You're here! Does
that mean things are all good with us?

512
00:37:00,860 --> 00:37:02,689
Shut up and tell me
how to stop this thing.

513
00:37:02,756 --> 00:37:04,190
Uh, I'm not sure.

514
00:37:04,457 --> 00:37:07,827
Sort of took control from
Rouge, but I'm still figuring it out.

515
00:37:07,894 --> 00:37:11,731
And I'm ****ed up. And I have
Parkinson's. So, there's that.

516
00:37:11,798 --> 00:37:12,999
Why can't you stop yourself?

517
00:37:13,660 --> 00:37:15,435
I thought you were
taking fistfuls of meds.

518
00:37:15,502 --> 00:37:17,704
Well, that? That went out
the window when I got kidnapped.

519
00:37:17,771 --> 00:37:19,873
and shoved into a ****ing transformer.

520
00:37:20,907 --> 00:37:22,208
Can you transform?

521
00:37:22,909 --> 00:37:23,943
[Cliff sighs] No.

522
00:37:24,144 --> 00:37:25,178
****!

523
00:37:25,712 --> 00:37:30,500
So, do you do anything heroic, or?

524
00:37:31,618 --> 00:37:33,190
I'm still figuring that out.

525
00:37:33,860 --> 00:37:34,587
Got it.

526
00:37:34,654 --> 00:37:35,922
You're a useless person.

527
00:37:41,795 --> 00:37:43,496
[Vic] Larry?

528
00:37:43,897 --> 00:37:46,199
If you're in there,
we need you to help stop Cliff.

529
00:37:47,330 --> 00:37:48,601
He's the big *** robot.

530
00:37:56,810 --> 00:37:57,944
That was rubbish.

531
00:38:00,246 --> 00:38:01,948
[sighs] Wait here.

532
00:38:04,551 --> 00:38:06,119
[sighs in exasperation] Okay.

533
00:38:06,786 --> 00:38:09,556
"These people you will meet are morons.

534
00:38:10,490 --> 00:38:13,927
If they get into trouble, and
they will, you can and should help.

535
00:38:13,993 --> 00:38:16,596
This is the key to your redemption."

536
00:38:17,764 --> 00:38:19,866
Wait, I can help! [chokes]

537
00:38:19,933 --> 00:38:21,735
[Rita] You're not doing anything.

538
00:38:21,801 --> 00:38:24,137
[Madame Rouge struggles]

539
00:38:26,940 --> 00:38:28,508
You must be Rita.

540
00:38:28,875 --> 00:38:31,110
It's okay. Just Flit
outta here and save yourself.

541
00:38:31,770 --> 00:38:33,246
**** that! I am not leaving you.

542
00:38:33,513 --> 00:38:35,480
[Jane] Okay, okay.

543
00:38:35,115 --> 00:38:39,919
One of these buttons or switches
should shut your sorry *** down.

544
00:38:44,624 --> 00:38:45,291
[softly] Okay.

545
00:38:46,626 --> 00:38:49,620
[alarm blaring]

546
00:38:49,129 --> 00:38:50,630
What's that?

547
00:38:51,598 --> 00:38:52,966
What's happening?

548
00:38:53,330 --> 00:38:55,935
Uh, pretty sure you just
pulled the self-destruct lever.

549
00:38:56,200 --> 00:38:57,137
What?

550
00:38:57,203 --> 00:38:58,705
You ****er!

551
00:38:58,772 --> 00:39:00,740
[Cliff] I'm the ****er?
You're just pressing buttons.

552
00:39:00,807 --> 00:39:04,100
[Jane] **** you!
That was a very important detail!

553
00:39:06,946 --> 00:39:08,281
[Rita] You don't remember me, do you?

554
00:39:11,818 --> 00:39:13,119
Don't look at your notes!

555
00:39:13,186 --> 00:39:14,988
Look at my face.

556
00:39:15,550 --> 00:39:16,623
I want you to remember.

557
00:39:20,260 --> 00:39:22,562
[Rita screaming] Malcolm! Malcolm!

558
00:39:23,630 --> 00:39:24,831
[Rita] How could you do this to us?

559
00:39:26,320 --> 00:39:27,901
- Weapon.
- We were a family.

560
00:39:27,967 --> 00:39:29,135
[Rita screams]

561
00:39:31,938 --> 00:39:33,273
I destroyed it.

562
00:39:35,709 --> 00:39:38,578
You built a beautiful life with Malcolm

563
00:39:39,946 --> 00:39:41,314
and I destroyed it all.

564
00:39:44,584 --> 00:39:45,285
I'm sorry, Rita.

565
00:39:48,588 --> 00:39:50,560
You have every right to kill me.

566
00:39:50,957 --> 00:39:53,126
- But... [chokes]
- But what?

567
00:39:57,764 --> 00:39:58,798
I'm not worth it.

568
00:40:07,374 --> 00:40:12,645
So, we explode, destroy a baseball game,

569
00:40:13,179 --> 00:40:15,181
- maybe take out a mini mall.
- [chuckles]

570
00:40:18,180 --> 00:40:20,253
Then NORAD scrambles the jets.

571
00:40:20,320 --> 00:40:23,690
[Cliff] Cool! Maybe
some of those stealth bombers.

572
00:40:23,757 --> 00:40:26,626
- Yeah. Silent but deadly.
- [both laughing]

573
00:40:32,320 --> 00:40:33,833
[Cliff] Well, I just
wanted to say thank you.

574
00:40:34,267 --> 00:40:36,369
for always calling me on my bullshit,

575
00:40:37,700 --> 00:40:39,305
and for always
forgiving me for my bullshit.

576
00:40:43,910 --> 00:40:44,911
[sniffs]

577
00:40:49,416 --> 00:40:52,285
Yeah, well, you're pathetic.

578
00:40:53,386 --> 00:40:54,888
So it makes it easy to forgive.

579
00:40:57,957 --> 00:40:59,225
[Cliff] That's it? That's all I get?

580
00:41:02,395 --> 00:41:03,296
No.

581
00:41:08,680 --> 00:41:09,169
[sighs]

582
00:41:14,341 --> 00:41:16,176
[people cheering]

583
00:41:31,257 --> 00:41:32,726
[all cheering]

584
00:41:36,229 --> 00:41:38,765
[dramatic music playing]

585
00:41:40,433 --> 00:41:42,680
[screaming] Robot!

586
00:41:48,742 --> 00:41:50,243
Cliff, stop!

587
00:41:55,480 --> 00:41:57,250
[Cliff] We should have
waited another minute to say goodbye.

588
00:41:58,118 --> 00:41:59,190
I'm uncomfortable.

589
00:41:59,850 --> 00:42:00,854
Please, just shut up.

590
00:42:00,920 --> 00:42:02,889
Let's explode in peace and quiet.

591
00:42:03,356 --> 00:42:04,457
[thuds]

592
00:42:08,428 --> 00:42:09,863
[Rita grunts]

593
00:42:17,303 --> 00:42:19,205
Cliff. Are you alright?

594
00:42:21,508 --> 00:42:22,976
I want to go home.

595
00:42:26,946 --> 00:42:27,781
We can do that.

596
00:42:28,748 --> 00:42:30,517
[sirens approaching]

597
00:42:33,186 --> 00:42:36,322
Reports say the menacing
robot's path of destruction

598
00:42:36,389 --> 00:42:38,792
stretched all the way from Florida,

599
00:42:38,858 --> 00:42:42,295
until it was halted by
a group of super-powered eccentrics

600
00:42:42,362 --> 00:42:45,865
before it could destroy
the small suburb of Cloverton.

601
00:42:45,932 --> 00:42:47,867
As many will recall...

602
00:42:47,934 --> 00:42:49,200
"Eccentrics"?

603
00:42:50,403 --> 00:42:52,205
That's an upgrade from "misfits".

604
00:42:52,272 --> 00:42:56,209
We're lucky. We could have caused
serious damage to Cloverton. Again.

605
00:42:56,276 --> 00:42:58,144
[Rita] Or maybe there was no damage

606
00:42:58,345 --> 00:43:02,215
because we are different
from the careless, clueless people

607
00:43:02,282 --> 00:43:04,284
who strolled into town the last time.

608
00:43:05,850 --> 00:43:08,455
Am I the only one who is
tired of letting the world label us?

609
00:43:08,888 --> 00:43:12,492
"Misfit", "Eccentric",
"Good", "Evil", "Weapon".

610
00:43:13,226 --> 00:43:15,895
It's time we choose to label ourselves.

611
00:43:17,300 --> 00:43:17,964
Who are we?

612
00:43:18,431 --> 00:43:20,133
What are we?

613
00:43:20,200 --> 00:43:21,801
Why are we?

614
00:43:22,569 --> 00:43:24,371
Maybe we are weapons,

615
00:43:24,904 --> 00:43:30,910
but a weapon is only a tool as
dangerous as the hand that wields it.

616
00:43:31,344 --> 00:43:34,481
What if we choose to
become weapons for good?

617
00:43:34,547 --> 00:43:38,840
Are you saying you want us
to become super ****ing heroes?

618
00:43:39,185 --> 00:43:41,287
[laughs sarcastically]

619
00:43:41,354 --> 00:43:44,190
So you wait until after I ditch
my gear to come around to this?

620
00:43:45,425 --> 00:43:49,996
We did something great today.
We were of service.

621
00:43:50,497 --> 00:43:52,966
- We saved a town.
- From us.

622
00:43:53,330 --> 00:43:54,567
We're not perfect, but...

623
00:43:56,169 --> 00:43:58,104
[sighs] we're trying to be good,

624
00:43:59,390 --> 00:44:00,306
which is more than most.

625
00:44:07,847 --> 00:44:08,615
I'm in.

626
00:44:10,250 --> 00:44:11,184
[Larry] Yeah.

627
00:44:13,553 --> 00:44:15,422
Keeg and I will give it a try.

628
00:44:15,488 --> 00:44:18,458
[Cliff] Hell yeah! I'm all in.

629
00:44:20,600 --> 00:44:20,960
I'll do it.

630
00:44:23,430 --> 00:44:24,564
If you'll have me.

631
00:44:25,131 --> 00:44:28,635
Are you honestly expecting
me to believe that you've changed?

632
00:44:29,536 --> 00:44:30,403
I haven't.

633
00:44:31,604 --> 00:44:33,173
But I want to try.

634
00:44:35,175 --> 00:44:37,577
- Like the rest of you.
- [Cliff] I'll vouch for her.

635
00:44:39,546 --> 00:44:42,150
Fine.

636
00:44:42,820 --> 00:44:45,585
I suppose this is the easiest
way to keep an eye on you.

637
00:44:45,652 --> 00:44:47,654
[inspirational instrumental music playing]

638
00:44:56,529 --> 00:45:00,967
Yeah. Up, up and away or whatever.

639
00:45:01,340 --> 00:45:05,271
[Cliff] **** yeah!
I got our team name. Doom Force.

640
00:45:05,438 --> 00:45:07,730
- [sighs]
- [Cliff] It'll be sweet.

641
00:45:07,140 --> 00:45:10,410
We'll get costumes with
a bunch of pockets and shit...

642
00:45:10,477 --> 00:45:11,678
Wait, shh. Hold on.

643
00:45:12,512 --> 00:45:16,549
[reporter] We take you live to the
Suez Canal, where moments ago, a creature

644
00:45:16,616 --> 00:45:21,321
has emerged from the Mediterranean Sea
and caused utter devastation.

645
00:45:21,388 --> 00:45:22,422
Witnesses on the ground...

646
00:45:22,489 --> 00:45:24,924
What kind of monster is that?

647
00:45:24,991 --> 00:45:26,359
[Cliff] That's not a monster.

648
00:45:27,600 --> 00:45:29,996
That's a big nut sack with demon pubes.

649
00:45:30,630 --> 00:45:31,197
- Bingo
- [Rita] Actually,

650
00:45:31,931 --> 00:45:35,268
that sack is fate.

651
00:45:36,360 --> 00:45:38,304
Are we not a super team?

652
00:45:38,705 --> 00:45:41,341
Do we not need a super foe?

653
00:45:41,408 --> 00:45:43,610
And how do we even get to the Suez?

654
00:45:43,677 --> 00:45:45,578
Oh, any chance Flit could...

655
00:45:46,146 --> 00:45:47,414
[groans]

656
00:45:51,117 --> 00:45:52,385
I have an idea.

657
00:46:09,102 --> 00:46:10,670
[dramatic music playing]

658
00:46:15,475 --> 00:46:17,977
Where's Kay? Is she alright?

659
00:46:18,440 --> 00:46:19,612
[Dr. Harrison]
I'll get to that soon enough.

660
00:46:20,146 --> 00:46:23,116
But first, we had a deal, Jane,

661
00:46:23,650 --> 00:46:26,419
And it's time for you to make good.

662
00:46:44,571 --> 00:46:47,741
[Cliff] This has to be the most
people I've ever had inside me.

663
00:46:48,800 --> 00:46:51,478
Came close at an infield
party in Talladega back in the day,

664
00:46:51,544 --> 00:46:53,380
but, yeah, this is the record.

665
00:46:53,446 --> 00:46:57,500
[Larry] It looks slightly
less scrotal in black and white.

666
00:47:08,228 --> 00:47:09,162
That about covers it, right?

667
00:47:09,629 --> 00:47:10,797
Looks good to me.

668
00:47:11,640 --> 00:47:11,765
[Vic] Everyone ready?

669
00:47:13,660 --> 00:47:15,135
Hey, don't worry, buddy.

670
00:47:15,802 --> 00:47:19,606
Okay. Well, I think I'd feel
more comfortable if I was driving.

671
00:47:19,673 --> 00:47:21,107
[Rita over radio] You'll pilot nothing.

672
00:47:22,308 --> 00:47:24,277
You are lucky to be here.

673
00:47:24,511 --> 00:47:29,182
You have yet to earn the trust it takes
to steer us through space and time.

674
00:47:29,249 --> 00:47:30,817
How is everything
looking down there, Rita?

675
00:47:31,840 --> 00:47:34,721
We're set to arrive at the Suez Canal
three minutes into the future.

676
00:47:36,556 --> 00:47:38,558
Are we maybe rushing into this?

677
00:47:40,393 --> 00:47:41,294
Absolutely.

678
00:47:42,950 --> 00:47:44,197
Now then, shall we?

679
00:47:44,264 --> 00:47:46,660
[rock music playing]

680
00:47:48,134 --> 00:47:50,470
Let's kick those balls in the nuts!

681
00:47:50,770 --> 00:47:52,572
♪ Speak about destruction ♪

682
00:47:54,740 --> 00:47:55,842
♪ Speak about destruction ♪

683
00:47:57,444 --> 00:47:59,512
♪ Speak about destruction ♪

684
00:48:01,281 --> 00:48:04,551
♪
The Democratic-Communist Relationship ♪

685
00:48:04,617 --> 00:48:06,553
♪ Won't stand in
the way Of the Islamic force ♪

686
00:48:06,619 --> 00:48:10,824
[Cliff] Doom Force!

687
00:48:11,910 --> 00:48:11,825
[all] No!

688
00:48:14,861 --> 00:48:17,764
♪♪ Brainwash
mentalities To control the system ♪

689
00:48:17,831 --> 00:48:21,701
♪♪ Using TV and
movies Religions of course ♪

690
00:48:21,768 --> 00:48:24,871
♪ Yes, the world is
Headed for destruction ♪

691
00:48:25,138 --> 00:48:28,541
♪ Is it a nuclear war?
What are you asking for? ♪

692
00:48:48,695 --> 00:48:52,432
♪ This is a world
destruction Your life ain't nothing♪

693
00:48:52,499 --> 00:48:56,169
♪ The human race Is
becoming a disgrace ♪

694
00:48:56,236 --> 00:48:59,606
♪ The rich get richer
The poor are getting poorer ♪

695
00:48:59,673 --> 00:49:02,876
♪ Fascist,
chauvinistic Government fools ♪

696
00:49:09,382 --> 00:49:13,586
♪ I'm in a timezone ♪