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Okay, hold on.
Hold on.

2
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Okay.

3
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Nice.

4
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Oh, Rasmussen? Rasmussen.

5
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Hi. Hey, Tom.

6
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Hi.

7
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- I... Just put it there.
- Put this here? Okay.

8
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So, it's election eve,

9
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and guess what Father ***mas
has brought you.

10
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- Why, hot, fresh polling.
- Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Yeah.

11
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Jimenez up by four.

12
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Jesus. How're you gonna play?

13
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I guess, I don't know...

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amplify to gin up our maniacs,

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or deny, shit on, and bury,
I guess.

16
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- Matsson.
- What does he want?

17
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Oh, you know.

18
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He thinks the Living Plus
stock bump is fading,

19
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and he wants to know
what my brothers have cooking.

20
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- Is he coming?
- To the party? No.

21
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- Ow.
- No, he doesn't wanna

22
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"swim around
my dad's..."

23
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"bullshit, pre-election,
brain-dead, AOL-era,

24
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legacy media, putrid,
stuffed-mushroom ****fest."

25
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Ooh. And I thought
it was gonna be fun.

26
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Mm.

27
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So, this is just
a little party prezzie

28
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for being such a hot
piece of ***...

29
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- Mm. Thank you.
- And such a foxy little minx.

30
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And, you know,
just to say that I'm really glad

31
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that we're hosting
this party together.

32
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Yeah.

33
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You know, and we can say
to people that we...

34
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had a little break
and then we're back. You know?

35
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- Yeah, I like that.
- Yeah.

36
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- What?
- Yeah. Uh-huh.

37
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Uh, a... a scorpion?

38
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Mm.

39
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- Because?
- 'Cause it's...

40
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it's funny.

41
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Because... why?

42
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'Cause it's...
It's like... it's a joke.

43
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- Who's the scorpion?
- Um. You, I guess.

44
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But it's just silly, honey.
It's like, you know,

45
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I love you, but you kill me,
and I kill you.

46
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- And you... You know?
- Oh!

47
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Okay. Yeah, right. I... No.
Yeah. I get it.

48
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- Huh! I like it.
- Good.

49
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- Well, you gotta get to work. You know?
- Yeah.

50
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You gotta go contribute
to the great toxification.

51
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Gotta do my part.

52
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Hey.

53
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- Hey.
- Hey.

54
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Are you okay?

55
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- How... how's everyone doing?
- No, I'm fine. We're all fine.

56
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And, you know, this is fine,
but if it's legal stuff,

57
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I really need to keep my head
out of that right now.

58
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- No... I... Okay.
- I'd rather our people just...

59
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- lawyers, and...
- No, I'll just keep this brief.

60
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It's, um...

61
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Sophie doesn't want
to go to school.

62
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She is... freaked out
about the election.

63
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So... What do you mean?
What... Is she okay?

64
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- What... what is it? What?
- She... she's okay.

65
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It's just... All right.

66
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So, on the... the weekend,
this weekend,

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someone kind of...

68
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she felt...

69
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pushed by her a little
on the street.

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But there was a comment
that she felt came from the...

71
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It was... All right, the guy
had on a Ravenhead shirt.

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Uh, there was a quote
on the shirt,

73
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and, yeah...

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She felt it was racially tinged,
and she's been upset.

75
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- What did they say?
- I don't know.

76
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And now at school, uh,

77
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some kids have started
this whole anti-ATN thing,

78
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which is actually
very supportive,

79
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but, you know, it's...

80
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complex for her.

81
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Who was with her?

82
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Like, why...
Why was she out on the street?

83
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- Sixth near MOMA?
- Did you just ask me why she was on the street?

84
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Yeah, I mean, someone... You're telling
me someone pushed our daughter,

85
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- or whatever.
- Pushed by her.

86
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- She was with her friends.
- Like, where were you?

87
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- Where... Where was I?
- Yeah.

88
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- Are you ****ing serious?
- I'm not blaming you. I'm just...

89
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I'm trying to get
all the information

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before I make a decision
on our course of action.

91
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- You need to make a decision if you're gonna call your dau...
- So, yeah. Where were you?

92
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I was raising our daughter

93
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- while you were ****ing running a racist news organization.
- Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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- Great. **** you! Come on.
- Oh, **** me?

95
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- Come on.
- How ****ing dare you interrogate me

96
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- and the way I parent?
- Obviously, I feel bad.

97
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Obviously, I will do anything
to protect her.

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- Okay, you know what?
- Anything!

99
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Uh-huh. Okay. I'm gonna just...

100
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And, uh, we'll cope.

101
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And, I don't know, just maybe
call your ****ing daughter.

102
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Well, obviously.
Jesus, Rava. Jesus!

103
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What kind of parent
do you think I am?

104
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You know, you have no idea
the things I'm doing.

105
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The things I'm working on.

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Six continents.

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Okay? I'm breaking my back,
and it's all for them.

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Okay?

109
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And to make the world safe.

110
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Yeah, great. Dig on that.

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Dig to heck on that.
Dig, dig, dig, dig, dig.

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Yeah, no.
We... we love the deal.

113
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We just have to make sure
we know everything

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on Matsson and GoJo.
I mean, there's due diligence,

115
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but this is, you know,
undue diligence.

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Extra diligence. Okay?

117
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Okay, great.
And get that dirt on Matsson.

118
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Anything could be useful.

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Apparently insignificant details
could be very useful to me.

120
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To us. What? No...

121
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You're a ****ing
deputy rat-****er.

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Don't object to being
a rat-****er, Tomas.

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It's unbecoming.

124
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- How you doin'?
- Hey, honey.

125
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Bise?

126
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- Good to see you.
- Good to see you.

127
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- Hi.
- Hi.

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Hey, how you doing?

129
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- Good.
- Yeah.

130
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I just came from seeing Pop.

131
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Wow. Again?

132
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Oh, any change?

133
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Looking good.

134
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Woke up on the right side
of the coffin today, boy.

135
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What? I like to go.
You should go.

136
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Yeah? And do what? Sit there
like I'm feeding the ducks?

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Can I? Thank you
for ignoring me.

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The weird thing, honestly, is...

139
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how much he's not there.

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I find that consoling.

141
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Well, here he is.

142
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- Kendall Plus.
- Hey, hey. Morning. Morning. Sorry I'm late.

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Hey.

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The man who's gonna lead us
to eternal life.

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Waystar Jesus.

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You seen the polling today?

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Okay.
That's why you're all perky.

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Uh-huh.
Very exciting.

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I'm sure your Red Guards
are all, you know,

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ready to come round up
the thought criminals

151
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and turn police stations
into cuddle puddles.

152
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The exciting part
isn't the top line.

153
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In Alaska, I'm exploding.
Four, five, six percent.

154
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Right. Guys, can we do this?

155
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Um. I just...
I have a lot going on today.

156
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- Sure.
- Very well.

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I hereby convene this funeral
management committee.

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I've sent the materials,
and I assume

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you've familiarized yourselves,
because I'm concerned.

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We're saying yes
to all Marcia's wishes,

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then all your ideas,
Pop's requirements...

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Danger the funeral could turn
into a three-day grief-a-thon.

163
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- Yeah. Just **** Marcia.
- Seconded.

164
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- Great.
- Carried.

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Nevertheless,
we really want a tight 90.

166
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And the central question is,
who's gonna speak?

167
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Oh, what? In front of the most
powerful political, cultural,

168
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business interests in the world?

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I mean, I... I'm... I'm easy.

170
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Right? I can speak about Dad.

171
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Oh, what? Your usual
malign influence material?

172
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- Ow! I could do it.
- Uh-huh.

173
00:09:02,776 --> 00:09:06,413
I think if any one of us
actually wants to do it,

174
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do the big number,
then we should just say,

175
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because probably
no one minds, right?

176
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- Hmm.
- No? Yeah.

177
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Oh! Okay.

178
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Um. Will you have a think?

179
00:09:18,580 --> 00:09:20,493
Uh, I'm jumping
on the digital battle bus.

180
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Uh, tailgate party,
we nail it down, yeah? Okay.

181
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- Sure.
- Bye-bye.

182
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- All right, good luck.
- Bye.

183
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Right. Um...

184
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So, Shiv, on the...

185
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One thing from us
on the tailgate.

186
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We were actually wondering

187
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about us, politically,
inviting Nate.

188
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Nate?

189
00:09:41,848 --> 00:09:42,849
- Nate.
- Sofrelli?

190
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Mm-hmm.
Uh... Okay.

191
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Tom and I kinda
had hoped that... Why?

192
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Uh, because it went
so well in L.A.

193
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You know, hats off
to the greatest showman here.

194
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And apologies
on the old wibble-wobble,

195
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and all due congratulations, but...

196
00:10:01,668 --> 00:10:05,205
Okay. So, you wanna make sure
we have a plan B...

197
00:10:05,205 --> 00:10:07,841
Mm-hmm. - ...in case we can't
chase Matsson out of town on price.

198
00:10:07,841 --> 00:10:10,110
Exactly. And we think
that's regulatory.

199
00:10:10,110 --> 00:10:14,347
We go hard regulatory.
DOJ, FTC, FCC, EU.

200
00:10:14,347 --> 00:10:15,715
- Uh-huh.
- No?

201
00:10:15,715 --> 00:10:18,151
I mean, I think
they might just stop it.

202
00:10:18,151 --> 00:10:19,486
Yeah.

203
00:10:19,486 --> 00:10:22,220
But even just the threat creates
a ton more risk for Matsson.

204
00:10:22,220 --> 00:10:23,490
Kicks the deal
down the line, right?

205
00:10:23,490 --> 00:10:26,292
And Nate? He's... Right?
He's across competition,

206
00:10:26,292 --> 00:10:29,620
and he's tight with
the Jimenez folks on that. So...

207
00:10:29,620 --> 00:10:31,531
Could we get him down
so we can sell it

208
00:10:31,531 --> 00:10:34,300
on a real level
without lobbyists and all the...

209
00:10:34,834 --> 00:10:35,969
Due process?

210
00:10:37,170 --> 00:10:38,371
- That stuff.
- Yeah.

211
00:10:41,740 --> 00:10:42,709
- Yeah, sure, fine.
- Good.

212
00:10:42,709 --> 00:10:43,877
- Fine.
- Okay.

213
00:10:43,877 --> 00:10:45,378
- All right, see you tonight.
- See you tonight.

214
00:10:45,378 --> 00:10:49,582
Ah! Beat me to it. Oy!

215
00:10:53,853 --> 00:10:54,821
Good, yeah?

216
00:10:54,821 --> 00:10:56,389
Yeah, good, I think so.
Yeah. What else?

217
00:10:56,389 --> 00:10:58,158
Uh, how you feeling
about the, you know,

218
00:10:58,158 --> 00:11:01,270
blowback from, uh, you know,
the firings, the bloodlust.

219
00:11:01,270 --> 00:11:03,396
- You wanna throw Hugo at that?
- **** it. Let's own it.

220
00:11:06,900 --> 00:11:10,270
Hey.
Hey, Lukas. Yeah, listen.

221
00:11:10,270 --> 00:11:13,573
Uh, so, they're gonna
go regulatory.

222
00:11:13,573 --> 00:11:16,209
Yeah. So you need
to be there tonight.

223
00:11:17,777 --> 00:11:23,416
Well, no. It'll be easy.
Just, my dad invited you. So...

224
00:11:25,251 --> 00:11:27,887
Yes. There's gonna be, what,

225
00:11:29,220 --> 00:11:31,424
forty thought leaders, pols,

226
00:11:31,424 --> 00:11:34,600
officials who will
actually decide this,

227
00:11:34,600 --> 00:11:36,863
and half of them
are gonna be there. Okay?

228
00:11:36,863 --> 00:11:40,233
So I am telling you
that you need to be there too.

229
00:11:40,233 --> 00:11:41,401
To counter.

230
00:12:09,929 --> 00:12:10,964
Okay.

231
00:12:12,432 --> 00:12:15,680
So, uh, hey, um.

232
00:12:15,680 --> 00:12:16,970
There's no easy way of...
Of doing this.

233
00:12:16,970 --> 00:12:18,471
I've done this
a couple of times this week,

234
00:12:18,471 --> 00:12:21,274
and sometimes, honestly,
it just makes me cry.

235
00:12:21,274 --> 00:12:23,309
Um. But I wanted to offer

236
00:12:23,309 --> 00:12:25,845
my heartfelt appreciation
to you all.

237
00:12:25,845 --> 00:12:29,482
And now, I'm gonna hand over
to my colleague, Gregory Hirsch,

238
00:12:29,482 --> 00:12:31,117
who has more information.

239
00:12:32,952 --> 00:12:36,256
Thank you, sir.
Good morning.

240
00:12:45,999 --> 00:12:47,967
"Good morning.
Uh, I'm here to inform you

241
00:12:47,967 --> 00:12:50,870
that Waystar Royco
has been looking at a range

242
00:12:50,870 --> 00:12:54,674
of different options in order
to drastically reduce costs,

243
00:12:54,674 --> 00:12:56,476
and a very difficult decision

244
00:12:56,476 --> 00:13:00,714
to restructure the ATN
operation internationally

245
00:13:00,714 --> 00:13:02,816
has been taken
in order to protect

246
00:13:02,816 --> 00:13:05,618
the future of the business.

247
00:13:05,618 --> 00:13:09,289
This action was only taken
after seriously considering

248
00:13:09,289 --> 00:13:11,391
all available options.

249
00:13:11,391 --> 00:13:14,127
But if you're on this call,
this is confirmation

250
00:13:14,127 --> 00:13:15,962
that you are part
of the unlucky group

251
00:13:15,962 --> 00:13:17,897
who are having
their contract terminated

252
00:13:17,897 --> 00:13:19,232
with immediate effect

253
00:13:19,232 --> 00:13:21,634
on the grounds
of staffing redundancy.

254
00:13:21,634 --> 00:13:24,404
And today is
your final day of employment."

255
00:13:25,572 --> 00:13:26,573
Uh...

256
00:13:26,573 --> 00:13:28,708
Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo,
"Final day of employment."

257
00:13:28,708 --> 00:13:31,711
Um, "Going forward,
we intend to operate

258
00:13:31,711 --> 00:13:34,347
Waystar Royco international
news gathering operations

259
00:13:34,347 --> 00:13:38,840
utilizing third-party
contract-based arrangements."

260
00:13:38,840 --> 00:13:39,252
Uh...

261
00:13:41,654 --> 00:13:45,658
I'm seeing some confusion
in the chat. Um...

262
00:13:45,658 --> 00:13:49,396
Bu... But, yes.
Uh, if I have been too wordy,

263
00:13:49,396 --> 00:13:52,399
yes, we are
letting all of you go.

264
00:13:55,201 --> 00:13:57,570
"Obviously, I can't
take questions on this call,

265
00:13:57,570 --> 00:14:00,907
but this is a very sad day.

266
00:14:00,907 --> 00:14:02,909
And I thank you
for your time today

267
00:14:02,909 --> 00:14:05,211
and your service
to Waystar Royco."

268
00:14:05,712 --> 00:14:06,780
Goodbye.

269
00:14:08,915 --> 00:14:10,283
Nice. Done.

270
00:14:13,520 --> 00:14:15,522
So, this German one
with this label,

271
00:14:15,522 --> 00:14:19,559
let's push this, okay?
Say it's a light, fruity red.

272
00:14:19,559 --> 00:14:22,362
Uh, don't say it's biodynamic
and don't say it's German.

273
00:14:22,362 --> 00:14:23,763
Just say it's
a light, fruity red.

274
00:14:23,763 --> 00:14:26,433
And, yes, a little bit of fizz
is normal.

275
00:14:26,433 --> 00:14:27,934
It's sophisticated. Okay?

276
00:14:27,934 --> 00:14:29,602
- Hey.
- Hey.

277
00:14:30,603 --> 00:14:32,739
It's okay. What's going on?
Wakey, wakey.

278
00:14:32,739 --> 00:14:36,776
I'm just... I'm, you know.
I'm fine. I'm tired, you know.

279
00:14:36,776 --> 00:14:38,812
- Election eve, it's a lot.
- Yeah.

280
00:14:38,812 --> 00:14:40,980
And turns out, I'm pre-tired.

281
00:14:40,980 --> 00:14:44,451
I'm tired about thinking
how tired I'm gonna be.

282
00:14:44,451 --> 00:14:46,986
Because someone
isn't letting someone

283
00:14:46,986 --> 00:14:50,490
- get a lot of sleep.
- Oh. Well, forgive me.

284
00:14:50,490 --> 00:14:52,959
Uh, so, we got
a couple of extra names

285
00:14:52,959 --> 00:14:54,394
- for the guest list.
- Right.

286
00:14:54,394 --> 00:14:57,297
- Matsson is in fact coming now.
- Ooh! Because?

287
00:14:57,297 --> 00:15:00,100
Because Dumb and Dumber
are trying to spook the deal

288
00:15:00,100 --> 00:15:03,903
and wanna try
doing regulatory-shit angle,

289
00:15:03,903 --> 00:15:05,939
and he's gonna come
and head that off. So...

290
00:15:05,939 --> 00:15:07,640
Okay. Well, good.
That's good for me, right?

291
00:15:07,640 --> 00:15:09,409
- I mean, my chance to dance.
- Yeah.

292
00:15:09,409 --> 00:15:10,610
I can secure my spot...

293
00:15:10,610 --> 00:15:12,612
- Yeah, sure.
- Post-Roy-pocalypse.

294
00:15:12,612 --> 00:15:14,514
Mm-hmm.
Right?

295
00:15:14,514 --> 00:15:17,183
Uh, also, to push that agenda...

296
00:15:17,183 --> 00:15:19,190
- Mm-hmm.
- Uh, they wanted to invite,

297
00:15:19,190 --> 00:15:21,688
and I didn't feel like I had
a tactical way to say no.

298
00:15:21,688 --> 00:15:23,957
Um, they want to invite Nate.

299
00:15:26,426 --> 00:15:27,260
Uh...

300
00:15:27,260 --> 00:15:29,829
'Cause he's key
on tech and trade

301
00:15:29,829 --> 00:15:32,665
for Gil and Jimenez.

302
00:15:33,199 --> 00:15:34,601
I'm sorry, I...

303
00:15:35,435 --> 00:15:36,469
It's not...

304
00:15:36,469 --> 00:15:39,839
And I am genuinely sorry. Really.

305
00:15:40,974 --> 00:15:43,510
- Sure. Nate.
- Yeah.

306
00:15:43,510 --> 00:15:46,880
It'll be good to see... Nate.
What do I care?

307
00:15:48,882 --> 00:15:50,684
- Uh-huh. Okay.
- It's okay.

308
00:15:50,684 --> 00:15:51,985
- Thanks, honey.
- Okay.

309
00:16:31,224 --> 00:16:34,494
Okay. You guys ready to spread
some regulatory anxieties?

310
00:16:34,494 --> 00:16:37,530
Yeah, sure, spread those surveillance
capitalism heebie-jeebies.

311
00:16:37,530 --> 00:16:39,320
Yeah?
Just don't let me get stuck

312
00:16:39,320 --> 00:16:40,667
- with the Journal op-ed ogres.
- Come on.

313
00:16:40,667 --> 00:16:43,169
They're not all crypto-fascists
and right-wing nut jobs.

314
00:16:43,169 --> 00:16:44,871
We also have
some venture capital Dems

315
00:16:44,871 --> 00:16:46,239
and, uh, centrist ghouls.

316
00:16:46,239 --> 00:16:48,241
Dad's ideological range
was wide.

317
00:16:48,241 --> 00:16:49,676
Yeah.

318
00:16:49,676 --> 00:16:51,770
- Should we hit it?
- Yeah, let's hit it.

319
00:16:51,770 --> 00:16:52,912
- Let's hit it.
- Yeah, all right.

320
00:16:52,912 --> 00:16:54,614
Hittin' it, hit it.
Hey, what's up?

321
00:16:54,614 --> 00:16:57,784
Not your guy's poll numbers.
Ha! Yuk, yuk, yuk.

322
00:16:57,784 --> 00:17:00,286
You're a little tired right now?

323
00:17:00,286 --> 00:17:02,555
Oh, maybe a little.
Oh, man.

324
00:17:02,555 --> 00:17:05,558
- Maybe drink a coffee?
- If I drink a coffee,

325
00:17:05,558 --> 00:17:07,930
then I won't be able
to sleep later.

326
00:17:07,930 --> 00:17:08,395
Think, Greg.

327
00:17:10,697 --> 00:17:14,768
So, uh, anyway, listen.
Matsson is coming.

328
00:17:14,768 --> 00:17:17,303
So that is gonna be my focus.

329
00:17:17,303 --> 00:17:21,541
And you, if... Unless you are
truly aligning yourself

330
00:17:21,541 --> 00:17:22,609
to the dumpster brothers,

331
00:17:22,609 --> 00:17:24,244
you might wanna
sweeten that beat, too.

332
00:17:24,244 --> 00:17:25,445
- No, yeah. Yeah.
- Yeah.

333
00:17:25,445 --> 00:17:27,814
I'd love to feather that bed.

334
00:17:27,814 --> 00:17:29,949
Um. But... but Matsson hates me.

335
00:17:29,949 --> 00:17:32,585
So I think I'm team Ken-Ro.

336
00:17:34,870 --> 00:17:35,722
Up to you, Greg.

337
00:17:35,722 --> 00:17:38,425
- Okay, I'm gonna mingle.
- Yeah, mingle up.

338
00:17:38,425 --> 00:17:39,592
Hey, great. Thanks.

339
00:17:42,962 --> 00:17:44,764
Okay. Okay.

340
00:17:44,764 --> 00:17:47,167
Looks like, uh,
Shiv's hitting Valerie.

341
00:17:47,167 --> 00:17:48,768
Mm-hmm.
Have you seen Nate?

342
00:17:48,768 --> 00:17:51,771
Uh... Yeah, no. But, uh,
Mencken's team called.

343
00:17:51,771 --> 00:17:54,307
Okay, because the polling?

344
00:17:54,307 --> 00:17:57,310
Yeah, well, their internals
are even worse. So...

345
00:17:57,310 --> 00:17:59,979
And they want what?
ATN to go full

346
00:17:59,979 --> 00:18:02,148
"we're coming to give your guns
hormone therapy,

347
00:18:02,148 --> 00:18:03,516
all your guns
are gonna be ladies"?

348
00:18:03,516 --> 00:18:06,686
Yeah, well, three or four states
where Connor's one percent

349
00:18:06,686 --> 00:18:10,623
are throwing things?
Yeah. It could be pivotal.

350
00:18:10,623 --> 00:18:12,492
And, you know,
if he were to drop out,

351
00:18:12,492 --> 00:18:14,127
most of the support
would go to them.

352
00:18:14,127 --> 00:18:17,970
But his team is not...
It's just...

353
00:18:17,970 --> 00:18:18,598
They're just refusing contact, apparently.

354
00:18:18,598 --> 00:18:21,634
So they've asked if I can
convince him to drop out.

355
00:18:22,869 --> 00:18:25,472
I mean... I don't know.

356
00:18:26,673 --> 00:18:28,375
- **** that guy, right?
- Mencken?

357
00:18:28,375 --> 00:18:31,678
I think... yeah. Victory vans.
Those O'Malley ****s.

358
00:18:31,678 --> 00:18:33,130
I think **** him.

359
00:18:33,130 --> 00:18:34,848
I guess. I mean, it's not bad
for us to be tight with him

360
00:18:34,848 --> 00:18:37,317
in case things swing
his way, right?

361
00:18:37,317 --> 00:18:40,653
Yeah, fine. I see you.
All right. I'll hit the, uh...

362
00:18:40,653 --> 00:18:43,823
I'll hit the libtards.
You go help the Nazis.

363
00:18:43,823 --> 00:18:45,392
Nazis, you got it.

364
00:18:46,559 --> 00:18:49,329
Wait. Excuse me. Thank you.

365
00:18:50,163 --> 00:18:52,365
- Hey.
- Hey, Tom.

366
00:18:52,365 --> 00:18:54,300
- Hello, Nathaniel.
- Tom.

367
00:18:55,402 --> 00:18:57,370
Appreciate the invite.

368
00:18:57,370 --> 00:18:58,538
Well, I've missed you.

369
00:19:00,600 --> 00:19:03,176
- Won't be long. A lot going on, obviously.
- Mm-hmm.

370
00:19:03,176 --> 00:19:04,644
Won't drink too much
of your wine.

371
00:19:04,644 --> 00:19:07,414
No, don't you worry.
You gobble my gravadlax, pal.

372
00:19:07,414 --> 00:19:08,915
There's plenty more
where that came from.

373
00:19:08,915 --> 00:19:10,550
It's light and fruity.

374
00:19:10,550 --> 00:19:13,386
And it's the kind of wine
that separates the connoisseurs

375
00:19:13,386 --> 00:19:16,189
from the weekend Malbec morons.

376
00:19:16,189 --> 00:19:18,191
Keep away from this man, Nate.

377
00:19:18,191 --> 00:19:19,693
- Keep away from you.
- Back.

378
00:19:19,693 --> 00:19:22,280
- Back, foul news demon.
- No, you. You're the foul demon.

379
00:19:22,280 --> 00:19:24,431
Nice to see you, Len. Good one.

380
00:19:24,898 --> 00:19:26,366
****in' ***hole.

381
00:19:26,366 --> 00:19:28,935
- Hey.
- So sorry to interrupt. Can I grab him for a second?

382
00:19:28,935 --> 00:19:30,870
- Yeah.
- Okay.

383
00:19:30,870 --> 00:19:33,273
- What's up?
- Um, yeah. Just, uh...

384
00:19:33,273 --> 00:19:37,944
You know... yuk yuk.
Kind of a... a biggie, actually.

385
00:19:37,944 --> 00:19:40,447
And a bit last-minute.
But Mencken's team called,

386
00:19:40,447 --> 00:19:43,183
and they wanted to know
if you might be willing to...

387
00:19:44,500 --> 00:19:45,352
you know, drop out?

388
00:19:45,352 --> 00:19:47,887
- Of the election?
- Yes, of the election.

389
00:19:47,887 --> 00:19:50,590
You are aware that the polls
open in ten hours?

390
00:19:50,590 --> 00:19:51,758
Yes, and it might be too late

391
00:19:51,758 --> 00:19:53,727
to physically remove your name
from the ballots,

392
00:19:53,727 --> 00:19:55,862
but if you were to release
a statement...

393
00:19:55,862 --> 00:19:57,764
You know,
divert the Conhead stream

394
00:19:57,764 --> 00:19:58,932
to the Mencken river?

395
00:19:58,932 --> 00:20:01,434
And after all the blood
and treasure I've expended,

396
00:20:01,434 --> 00:20:03,737
why on Earth
would I want to do that?

397
00:20:03,737 --> 00:20:06,973
They said,
"For the good of the Republic."

398
00:20:06,973 --> 00:20:10,643
- Yeah?
- Yeah. Yeah.

399
00:20:10,643 --> 00:20:14,470
So, no? No.

400
00:20:14,470 --> 00:20:16,649
Well then,
I have been authorized

401
00:20:16,649 --> 00:20:19,486
to make a follow-up offer,
which is,

402
00:20:19,486 --> 00:20:21,955
how familiar are you
with Mogadishu?

403
00:20:21,955 --> 00:20:23,423
- Mogadishu?
- Mm-hmm.

404
00:20:23,423 --> 00:20:26,659
- In Somalia?
- Because they are very impressed with your talents,

405
00:20:26,659 --> 00:20:28,895
and they think that you'd be
a good fit

406
00:20:28,895 --> 00:20:30,997
for an ambassadorial appointment.

407
00:20:30,997 --> 00:20:34,968
Little bit car-bomby.
Hey, tell him UN.

408
00:20:34,968 --> 00:20:36,970
- Okay.
- That's more my vibration, yeah?

409
00:20:36,970 --> 00:20:37,971
- All right.
- Yeah?

410
00:20:37,971 --> 00:20:38,972
- All right.
- Okay.

411
00:20:38,972 --> 00:20:40,600
I'll... I'll... I'll report back.

412
00:20:40,600 --> 00:20:41,307
- All right. Thanks.
- Thank you.

413
00:20:43,810 --> 00:20:47,180
Hey. How you doin'?
Good to see you.

414
00:20:47,180 --> 00:20:50,850
Hey! So, she showed.
That's good.

415
00:20:50,850 --> 00:20:53,520
Guess you smoothed it over,
right, General Franco?

416
00:20:53,520 --> 00:20:56,189
No. No, she's incredibly angry.

417
00:20:56,189 --> 00:20:58,910
Okay, everybody.

418
00:20:58,910 --> 00:21:00,527
Everybody.
Welcome one and all.

419
00:21:00,527 --> 00:21:02,295
- Ken, take it away.
- Okay, thanks, Tom.

420
00:21:02,295 --> 00:21:05,765
Thanks, Tom. Thank you.
Thank you. Okay, okay. Okay.

421
00:21:05,765 --> 00:21:07,701
Welcome, everybody.
Welcome! Welcome!

422
00:21:07,701 --> 00:21:11,137
Welcome. All right.

423
00:21:11,137 --> 00:21:14,941
Who we got here?
Who we got here? Carly Flight.

424
00:21:15,975 --> 00:21:17,944
- Oh, shit.
- All right, okay.

425
00:21:17,944 --> 00:21:20,714
The Pod Goddess.
Everybody watch out for her.

426
00:21:20,714 --> 00:21:22,949
Careful what you say.

427
00:21:22,949 --> 00:21:25,510
That's right.
Yeah. Careful what you say.

428
00:21:25,510 --> 00:21:27,520
Larry, Mary. Lovely.
Lovely to see you guys.

429
00:21:27,520 --> 00:21:31,570
Uh, who else is here?
Who's here? Len.

430
00:21:31,570 --> 00:21:33,590
Len giveth and Len taketh away.

431
00:21:33,590 --> 00:21:35,362
Watch out for Len.

432
00:21:35,362 --> 00:21:38,310
Uh, my guy, Nate Sofrelli,
saw the polls this morning

433
00:21:38,310 --> 00:21:39,666
and moonwalked here.

434
00:21:39,666 --> 00:21:42,202
Our best to Gil and Jimenez.

435
00:21:42,202 --> 00:21:44,537
Everybody's here.
It's great to see you all.

436
00:21:44,537 --> 00:21:46,573
Um... Yeah, you know, it's...

437
00:21:46,573 --> 00:21:49,409
It's our... It's our first, uh,
tailgate party

438
00:21:49,409 --> 00:21:51,644
without the big guy. Yeah.

439
00:21:51,644 --> 00:21:53,880
But, uh,
we're still gonna live it up.

440
00:21:53,880 --> 00:21:56,216
As always,
kettle corn, over there,

441
00:21:56,216 --> 00:21:57,884
will be shipped to whoever
is closest

442
00:21:57,884 --> 00:21:59,252
to tomorrow's electoral count.

443
00:21:59,252 --> 00:22:01,821
And, uh...

444
00:22:01,821 --> 00:22:03,189
Yeah, this is a tough one.

445
00:22:03,189 --> 00:22:05,492
But, uh,
we're all gonna stay sane,

446
00:22:05,492 --> 00:22:08,661
and we're all gonna
stay friends. Yeah?

447
00:22:08,661 --> 00:22:10,230
Uh, thanks to my sis
for hosting.

448
00:22:10,230 --> 00:22:11,765
Thank you, sis.

449
00:22:11,765 --> 00:22:12,899
Of course.

450
00:22:14,200 --> 00:22:15,902
But, yeah.
You know, we... we... we, uh...

451
00:22:15,902 --> 00:22:18,238
We didn't know
what to do this year.

452
00:22:18,238 --> 00:22:21,574
Um... You know...

453
00:22:23,430 --> 00:22:26,446
We watch history.
We make history,

454
00:22:26,446 --> 00:22:29,182
and then one day, we become it.

455
00:22:30,250 --> 00:22:32,919
So, can I just...
I'd like to ask you all

456
00:22:32,919 --> 00:22:36,923
for a moment of silence,
if we could, in memory.

457
00:22:55,642 --> 00:22:57,310
Thank you. Thank you, y'all.

458
00:22:57,877 --> 00:22:58,978
Sorry.

459
00:22:58,978 --> 00:23:02,482
Uh. It's okay. Hey, man.
So, VIP in the house.

460
00:23:03,383 --> 00:23:05,552
Mr. Matsson, how are you?
Welcome.

461
00:23:05,552 --> 00:23:07,420
Thank you. Thank you, everyone.
Thank you.

462
00:23:07,420 --> 00:23:08,822
You know, you...
You, uh... You don't get

463
00:23:08,822 --> 00:23:11,491
my sister's triplex in the deal,
you know. Don't get greedy.

464
00:23:11,491 --> 00:23:14,160
Well, you know. Hey.
We haven't closed yet. So...

465
00:23:14,160 --> 00:23:15,462
We'll see.
We'll see what happens.

466
00:23:15,462 --> 00:23:16,763
Nice. Nice. Anyway.

467
00:23:16,763 --> 00:23:20,500
Welcome. Uh, uh. You know,
my dad... my dad loved you all.

468
00:23:20,500 --> 00:23:23,970
We love you all. So, uh,
let's... let's have some fun.

469
00:23:23,970 --> 00:23:25,138
Let the games begin.

470
00:23:25,138 --> 00:23:27,974
Salud! Cheers. Cheers.

471
00:23:27,974 --> 00:23:29,576
All right.

472
00:23:31,945 --> 00:23:34,180
Okay. What the ****
is he doing here?

473
00:23:34,180 --> 00:23:36,616
Uh... Yeah, I don't know.
Seriously, it's like, the ****?

474
00:23:36,616 --> 00:23:38,518
- Did you... What's...
- He's gonna blow up our spot.

475
00:23:38,518 --> 00:23:42,220
Yeah, yeah. So, apparently, um,
Dad invited him, actually.

476
00:23:42,220 --> 00:23:44,758
And he emailed a yes, like,
four minutes before walking in.

477
00:23:44,758 --> 00:23:45,959
- Four?
- Yeah.

478
00:23:45,959 --> 00:23:48,261
- Do we just throw him out, then?
- I would love that. No.

479
00:23:48,261 --> 00:23:51,164
But I don't think we can afford to
be seen treating him as the enemy.

480
00:23:51,164 --> 00:23:53,330
- Uh-huh.
- I think we hang tough. Yeah?

481
00:23:53,330 --> 00:23:55,168
Just stick to the plan.

482
00:23:55,168 --> 00:23:57,300
Regulatory. You know?

483
00:23:57,300 --> 00:23:58,838
These ***holes in here?
Our ***holes.

484
00:23:58,838 --> 00:24:00,640
- Yeah.
- Yeah. But what's his ****ing game?

485
00:24:00,640 --> 00:24:02,208
Like is he going for freak-out?

486
00:24:02,208 --> 00:24:04,100
Or is he flicking
the same beans as us?

487
00:24:04,100 --> 00:24:05,712
Well, how do you wanna play?

488
00:24:05,712 --> 00:24:08,481
Honestly, like, he, like...
There's too much peanut butter

489
00:24:08,481 --> 00:24:10,817
between us. Can you stick close?

490
00:24:12,520 --> 00:24:13,687
Yeah, sure.

491
00:24:13,687 --> 00:24:15,188
I think just guide him away

492
00:24:15,188 --> 00:24:16,389
from the high-value targets,

493
00:24:16,389 --> 00:24:18,224
refill his glass,
run him in circles,

494
00:24:18,224 --> 00:24:19,859
tell people he's Looney Tunes
behind his back.

495
00:24:19,859 --> 00:24:21,628
- Oh, easy.
- Keep him from the big wigs.

496
00:24:21,628 --> 00:24:23,830
So, Operation, just like,
"Nuke the Luke."

497
00:24:23,830 --> 00:24:25,732
- Yeah.
- All right. I can do that.

498
00:24:25,732 --> 00:24:26,866
- Okay.
- Let's do it.

499
00:24:26,866 --> 00:24:28,201
Let's smash that Swede.

500
00:24:28,201 --> 00:24:30,904
I'm tired. It's a lot,
you know, the pre-election prep.

501
00:24:30,904 --> 00:24:32,720
- You know?
- Oh, right.

502
00:24:32,720 --> 00:24:33,973
- Yeah. I bet, I bet, I bet.
- Yeah. It's a lot.

503
00:24:33,973 --> 00:24:35,308
Hey, so are you, uh...

504
00:24:35,308 --> 00:24:39,379
In the company, are you hands-on
or more of an overview guy?

505
00:24:39,379 --> 00:24:42,349
Um, I... Interesting.

506
00:24:42,349 --> 00:24:45,180
I... I guess...
Well, let me ask you this.

507
00:24:45,180 --> 00:24:48,540
What would you value
more highly?

508
00:24:48,540 --> 00:24:49,656
Really? No.

509
00:24:49,656 --> 00:24:51,391
Because I like to think
that I can do both.

510
00:24:51,391 --> 00:24:53,727
You know, I get my hands dirty
and clean noggin,

511
00:24:53,727 --> 00:24:55,695
and, you know, multi-tasker.

512
00:24:55,695 --> 00:24:57,931
Okay. You're kissing my ***.

513
00:24:57,931 --> 00:25:00,567
- No! I'm not kissing your ***, Lukas.
- No?

514
00:25:00,567 --> 00:25:03,503
- You're too smart. You'd spot it a mile off.
- Yeah.

515
00:25:03,503 --> 00:25:04,738
- Hey!
- Hey.

516
00:25:04,738 --> 00:25:06,406
I'm about to take a shit
in your husband's mouth,

517
00:25:06,406 --> 00:25:07,741
and I'm pretty sure
he's gonna tell me

518
00:25:07,741 --> 00:25:10,343
- it tastes like coconut.
- No, no. I'm not. I'm not.

519
00:25:10,343 --> 00:25:12,512
No, but seriously,

520
00:25:12,512 --> 00:25:14,114
it's a really,
really nice place.

521
00:25:14,114 --> 00:25:15,415
- Thank you.
- Thanks.

522
00:25:15,415 --> 00:25:17,183
Uh. who'll get to keep it
in the divorce?

523
00:25:22,889 --> 00:25:24,900
- Yeah.
- Okay, should we, uh...

524
00:25:24,900 --> 00:25:25,258
- Yeah.
- Hit up some people?

525
00:25:25,258 --> 00:25:26,960
- Yeah. Good to see you.
- Talk to you later.

526
00:25:26,960 --> 00:25:28,261
- All right.
- Yeah.

527
00:25:28,261 --> 00:25:31,364
- It's good to see you.
- Yeah, yeah. You too, Gary.

528
00:25:31,364 --> 00:25:36,202
Uh, yeah. So, you need to hit
Nate, Carly, uh, Valerie first.

529
00:25:36,202 --> 00:25:38,538
- Yeah.
- But I need to keep an eye out for my brothers

530
00:25:38,538 --> 00:25:40,974
and, uh, you just need...

531
00:25:40,974 --> 00:25:43,910
You've done this before,
so just don't, um...

532
00:25:43,910 --> 00:25:45,712
- You know, don't...
- Don't? What?

533
00:25:45,712 --> 00:25:47,580
- If you could...
- Don't scream "people are data"

534
00:25:47,580 --> 00:25:48,982
and stick my dick in the guac?

535
00:25:48,982 --> 00:25:51,317
- Yeah, sure. Don't. Yeah.
- Don't do that.

536
00:25:51,317 --> 00:25:53,953
Yeah, you're about to purchase one
of the most prized cultural assets

537
00:25:53,953 --> 00:25:55,655
and political communication
channels in America,

538
00:25:55,655 --> 00:25:58,958
and you need to prepare
the ground because otherwise,

539
00:25:58,958 --> 00:26:00,960
your many ****ing enemies
will portray you

540
00:26:00,960 --> 00:26:03,630
as some jerk-off coder
from Gothenburg. Okay?

541
00:26:03,630 --> 00:26:06,299
I am a jerk-off coder
from Gothenburg.

542
00:26:06,299 --> 00:26:08,301
- Well...
- Right? Right, Ebba?

543
00:26:08,301 --> 00:26:09,669
- You remember Ebba?
- Hi! Yeah.

544
00:26:09,669 --> 00:26:11,400
Good to see you again.
How are you?

545
00:26:11,400 --> 00:26:14,240
You too. Oh, I'm,
you know, who cares?

546
00:26:14,240 --> 00:26:16,643
"Who cares?" Yeah. Charming.

547
00:26:16,643 --> 00:26:17,977
Okay. Oh, uh, well,

548
00:26:17,977 --> 00:26:20,180
not that you need
to do anything about this now,

549
00:26:20,180 --> 00:26:22,349
but you should fire your lobbyists.
Just so you know.

550
00:26:22,349 --> 00:26:24,684
You need rainmakers
and not weather forecasters.

551
00:26:24,684 --> 00:26:28,355
Sure. It... it's just not really
my arena. I'm sorry.

552
00:26:28,355 --> 00:26:29,589
It's more Andreas...

553
00:26:29,589 --> 00:26:31,157
You don't have to apologize, Ebba.

554
00:26:31,157 --> 00:26:34,861
It's... It's just information
we're sharing. That's all.

555
00:26:35,762 --> 00:26:38,198
It's, um, social anxiety.

556
00:26:38,198 --> 00:26:41,267
The only PR person in the world
who hates talking to people.

557
00:26:41,267 --> 00:26:42,302
Oh.

558
00:26:42,302 --> 00:26:45,505
Yeah. I don't love parties,
but I'm good.

559
00:26:45,505 --> 00:26:49,275
Whereas I love them. I do.

560
00:26:49,943 --> 00:26:51,544
- Oh! Great.
- Skål.

561
00:26:51,544 --> 00:26:55,849
Yeah. So, I have a number two
who's moon-beamed on edibles,

562
00:26:55,849 --> 00:26:57,884
and a communication officer

563
00:26:57,884 --> 00:26:59,519
who's terrified
of communicating.

564
00:26:59,519 --> 00:27:01,654
Oh. Brilliant.

565
00:27:01,654 --> 00:27:04,691
So, Mogadishu is a no-go.

566
00:27:04,691 --> 00:27:06,559
- Of course.
- It's a death sentence.

567
00:27:06,559 --> 00:27:08,628
Frankly, uh, we're insulted.

568
00:27:08,628 --> 00:27:11,164
- Oh. Are you?
- But I would like

569
00:27:11,164 --> 00:27:12,632
to roll through all the options.

570
00:27:12,632 --> 00:27:15,635
So, as a brother,
what's the top option?

571
00:27:15,635 --> 00:27:17,737
Okay, let me...
Let me have a little a look.

572
00:27:17,737 --> 00:27:19,339
I would love to get to Europe.

573
00:27:19,339 --> 00:27:21,374
Can I creep up
through the underbelly?

574
00:27:21,374 --> 00:27:23,760
Come up through the Balkans?

575
00:27:23,760 --> 00:27:25,979
A couple of senior departures,
Berlin by Christmas?

576
00:27:25,979 --> 00:27:29,315
They may be willing
to talk Slovenia or Slovakia.

577
00:27:29,315 --> 00:27:30,417
Mm-hmm?

578
00:27:32,252 --> 00:27:36,222
Mm, yeah, I think I'm a no
on the Slos.

579
00:27:36,222 --> 00:27:38,892
What about South Korea? Hmm?

580
00:27:38,892 --> 00:27:43,396
South Korea. Top ten GDP,
major geopolitical player.

581
00:27:43,396 --> 00:27:46,660
I feel like that would be tough.

582
00:27:46,660 --> 00:27:49,502
- North Korea?
- Oh, easy, my liege.

583
00:27:49,502 --> 00:27:52,172
You don't know. Nobody knows.
That's the point.

584
00:27:52,172 --> 00:27:54,174
I could open it up
like Nixon did China.

585
00:27:54,174 --> 00:27:56,209
Con, they're not gonna put you
anywhere with nukes.

586
00:27:56,209 --> 00:27:57,844
Well, that's insulting.
I don't think I wanna go

587
00:27:57,844 --> 00:27:59,112
anywhere that
doesn't have nukes.

588
00:27:59,112 --> 00:28:02,150
All right. Well,
how do you like Oman?

589
00:28:02,150 --> 00:28:04,284
- Oman?
- Yeah.

590
00:28:04,284 --> 00:28:07,220
Poor man's Saudi Arabia
or rich man's Yemen?

591
00:28:08,880 --> 00:28:10,256
Hmm. I have to check.

592
00:28:10,256 --> 00:28:12,559
See what my wo-man thinks
about O-man.

593
00:28:12,559 --> 00:28:14,270
Nice.

594
00:28:14,270 --> 00:28:15,962
- Yup, good.
- All right, good.

595
00:28:18,865 --> 00:28:22,102
Well, I... I guess, essentially,
I'm a self-made guy

596
00:28:22,102 --> 00:28:24,971
who came up with a really cool
product that people love.

597
00:28:24,971 --> 00:28:27,907
I send you my 9.99 a month.
I'm no hater.

598
00:28:27,907 --> 00:28:28,975
'Preciate it.

599
00:28:28,975 --> 00:28:32,278
But Daniel is troubled
by out-of-control algos.

600
00:28:32,278 --> 00:28:35,148
- He is worried that you...
- Yeah.

601
00:28:35,148 --> 00:28:38,385
Bleep-boop guys are gonna
data-mine us all to death.

602
00:28:38,385 --> 00:28:40,453
Yeah, no, no.
I... I totally get that.

603
00:28:40,453 --> 00:28:43,560
And, uh, in terms of all this,

604
00:28:43,560 --> 00:28:45,291
someone's gonna pick up
the assets, right?

605
00:28:45,291 --> 00:28:47,260
So... who's that gonna be?

606
00:28:47,260 --> 00:28:53,660
Is it gonna be, and no offense,
Shiv, uh, but the failsons?

607
00:28:53,900 --> 00:28:55,902
Really? Is that a good option?

608
00:28:55,902 --> 00:28:57,270
They will do what he did,

609
00:28:57,270 --> 00:29:02,175
but they will do it stupider
and uglier, and less amenable.

610
00:29:02,776 --> 00:29:03,843
And, surprisingly,

611
00:29:03,843 --> 00:29:06,246
Lukas is actually
pretty amenable.

612
00:29:06,246 --> 00:29:07,781
- Amenable?
- Yes.

613
00:29:07,781 --> 00:29:09,249
What about leadership at ATN?

614
00:29:09,249 --> 00:29:12,952
Well, I would definitely make
some major leadership changes

615
00:29:12,952 --> 00:29:15,288
- at the top of ATN. Yes.
- Really?

616
00:29:15,989 --> 00:29:17,190
Oh...

617
00:29:19,926 --> 00:29:20,927
Oh, Tom.

618
00:29:23,129 --> 00:29:25,799
I can't wiggle my way in there.

619
00:29:25,799 --> 00:29:29,269
He's just busy
slobbering up Nate with Shiv.

620
00:29:30,203 --> 00:29:31,504
They're just talking, Greg.

621
00:29:33,640 --> 00:29:36,476
Uh, can you... Can you push
a few more of these?

622
00:29:36,476 --> 00:29:38,311
Um, and... No, actually,
put them away

623
00:29:38,311 --> 00:29:40,547
so we create
a kind of scarcity thing?

624
00:29:41,981 --> 00:29:44,284
- Hey, man.
- Hey, man. Brother.

625
00:29:45,385 --> 00:29:47,987
Been a minute. Listen, uh...

626
00:29:47,987 --> 00:29:49,723
I know we haven't had
a chance to talk.

627
00:29:50,323 --> 00:29:51,358
I'm sorry, man.

628
00:29:52,192 --> 00:29:53,860
- Yeah.
- He was, um...

629
00:29:55,995 --> 00:29:58,164
What can I say? Jesus.
I can't imagine.

630
00:29:58,164 --> 00:29:59,866
Yeah, it's tough, but, uh,

631
00:29:59,866 --> 00:30:03,300
you know,
life keeps a-rollin', right?

632
00:30:03,870 --> 00:30:05,405
But you, man.

633
00:30:05,405 --> 00:30:07,807
You throwin' off
some kingmaker vibes.

634
00:30:07,807 --> 00:30:10,310
****, yeah. How's Daniel?

635
00:30:10,310 --> 00:30:12,345
- Can I shoot you names? Uh...
- Mm.

636
00:30:12,345 --> 00:30:13,813
You know, you can
make a decent, uh...

637
00:30:13,813 --> 00:30:15,915
You can make a decent cabinet
for my ****ing poker night.

638
00:30:15,915 --> 00:30:19,753
Sure, yeah, yeah.
The activists would love that.

639
00:30:19,753 --> 00:30:22,689
Look, dude, I'm just gonna
give you my rap straight.

640
00:30:22,689 --> 00:30:25,558
- Okay? Is that okay?
- Uh...

641
00:30:25,558 --> 00:30:29,620
I think we could be really good
for you guys.

642
00:30:29,620 --> 00:30:33,330
Like, I'm talking major reset
of the dialogue,

643
00:30:33,330 --> 00:30:36,269
which I am personally
invested in.

644
00:30:36,269 --> 00:30:38,738
But that only happens
if this deal goes away.

645
00:30:41,700 --> 00:30:42,609
Hm. Uh-huh.

646
00:30:42,609 --> 00:30:45,110
Yeah, you know,
board-wise, shareholder-wise,

647
00:30:45,110 --> 00:30:46,680
we can't come out publicly.
But the deal,

648
00:30:46,680 --> 00:30:50,283
you should know the deal
is headed to the woodshed.

649
00:30:50,283 --> 00:30:52,752
GoJo has had incredible growth.
He's a charismatic figure,

650
00:30:52,752 --> 00:30:54,540
but he's gonna get wrung out.

651
00:30:54,540 --> 00:30:57,891
And, you know, there is really
legitimate concern here.

652
00:30:57,891 --> 00:31:00,894
DOJ or FTC balking
at the sports overlap?

653
00:31:00,894 --> 00:31:02,762
The FCC over foreign ownership
of broadcast?

654
00:31:02,762 --> 00:31:04,531
Uh-oh. He's pitching me.

655
00:31:04,531 --> 00:31:05,932
No, I'm s...
I'm telling you.

656
00:31:05,932 --> 00:31:09,302
I think maybe CFIUS might have
a word to say about Matsson's,

657
00:31:09,302 --> 00:31:13,139
you know,
extreme political positions

658
00:31:13,139 --> 00:31:15,308
and ****ing Holocaust jokes.

659
00:31:16,876 --> 00:31:19,579
Sure. So, uh, so what?

660
00:31:19,579 --> 00:31:23,550
So, you guys come out
for regulation pretty soon,

661
00:31:23,550 --> 00:31:26,586
and we give you a better ride
in the first hundred days.

662
00:31:26,586 --> 00:31:29,889
Man, I forgot how eager you were
to get laid at a party.

663
00:31:30,623 --> 00:31:31,658
Let me check in.

664
00:31:31,658 --> 00:31:34,994
Cool. All right. Love it.
Would love to get laid.

665
00:31:37,564 --> 00:31:38,998
Could we have the room?

666
00:31:41,234 --> 00:31:44,637
So, you're doing great.
Yeah, eminently plausible.

667
00:31:44,637 --> 00:31:46,239
- Nice wordings.
- Yeah? Really?

668
00:31:46,239 --> 00:31:48,441
- Yeah, yeah. You're doing good. Yeah.
- All right. Nice, nice.

669
00:31:48,441 --> 00:31:50,477
Nate, I think,
really liked talking to you.

670
00:31:50,477 --> 00:31:51,611
And Carly loved you.

671
00:31:51,611 --> 00:31:52,979
- So, yeah.
- Oh, cool, cool.

672
00:31:52,979 --> 00:31:56,160
I wasn't sure, 'cause I don't
always read people great. So...

673
00:31:56,160 --> 00:31:58,151
Yeah, no, it's good.
You're good.

674
00:31:58,151 --> 00:31:59,519
Yeah, you've hit the A-team,

675
00:31:59,519 --> 00:32:01,287
and so now, I think we should
build your profile with the...

676
00:32:01,287 --> 00:32:03,323
the op-ed narcissists
and the Beltway psychos.

677
00:32:03,323 --> 00:32:04,591
All right. Bang, bang, bang!

678
00:32:04,591 --> 00:32:06,493
- Yeah, sure. Yeah.
- I like this. I like this.

679
00:32:06,493 --> 00:32:08,695
You know, I thought these people
would be very complicated,

680
00:32:08,695 --> 00:32:09,963
but it's... they're not.

681
00:32:09,963 --> 00:32:12,365
It's basically just, like,
money and gossip.

682
00:32:12,365 --> 00:32:13,967
- That's it.
- Oh, yeah. No, that's all it is.

683
00:32:13,967 --> 00:32:16,200
Just money and gossip.
That's everything.

684
00:32:16,200 --> 00:32:18,371
All right. Well, take me down
to the paradise city!

685
00:32:18,371 --> 00:32:20,600
- Let's do this!
- Great! Well. Mm.

686
00:32:20,600 --> 00:32:21,341
Uh... At this point,

687
00:32:21,341 --> 00:32:23,430
I think I would like
to ask the question,

688
00:32:23,430 --> 00:32:26,513
not that I don't love heaving you
around like a great lump of pine

689
00:32:26,513 --> 00:32:28,381
and making you shine. Uh...

690
00:32:28,381 --> 00:32:31,384
But what have you done
for me lately?

691
00:32:33,987 --> 00:32:35,522
Okay, well, uh...

692
00:32:38,358 --> 00:32:39,392
What do you want?

693
00:32:40,393 --> 00:32:42,295
I... I really like talking
to you.

694
00:32:42,295 --> 00:32:44,230
So, you... you can have...

695
00:32:44,230 --> 00:32:45,799
You can have whatever you want.

696
00:32:46,866 --> 00:32:50,303
Okay, so this situation's
not without risk for me.

697
00:32:50,303 --> 00:32:53,173
So if I was
to move to actively engage

698
00:32:53,173 --> 00:32:54,641
in assisting you
with the acquisition,

699
00:32:54,641 --> 00:32:55,842
then I would need to know

700
00:32:55,842 --> 00:32:59,179
that it leads to a very, very,
very significant role.

701
00:32:59,179 --> 00:33:02,382
- Three verys. Wow.
- Yeah.

702
00:33:02,382 --> 00:33:04,484
- Okay. Okay.
- Mm-hmm.

703
00:33:05,151 --> 00:33:06,252
Carry on.

704
00:33:06,252 --> 00:33:09,155
So, I know the company.
I know everything.

705
00:33:09,155 --> 00:33:11,858
I know my way around.
I'm collaborative.

706
00:33:11,858 --> 00:33:14,894
I have the name.
I am...

707
00:33:14,894 --> 00:33:17,664
I'm hot shit
and I'm ready to go. Okay?

708
00:33:19,833 --> 00:33:21,668
Okay, um...

709
00:33:23,370 --> 00:33:24,771
- Can I think?
- No.

710
00:33:24,771 --> 00:33:28,608
All right. Uh...

711
00:33:29,609 --> 00:33:31,411
Okay, uh...

712
00:33:31,411 --> 00:33:32,912
Let's... I would hate
to lose you.

713
00:33:32,912 --> 00:33:34,514
So... so let's, um...

714
00:33:34,514 --> 00:33:36,850
Why... why don't we
circle back in a bit?

715
00:33:36,850 --> 00:33:38,618
- Okay? Okay.
- Mm-hmm. Yeah, sure. Of course.

716
00:33:38,618 --> 00:33:40,530
- Yeah.
- Yeah.

717
00:33:40,530 --> 00:33:41,588
You are doing good
out there, you know?

718
00:33:41,588 --> 00:33:44,900
- All right.
- You're like a self-teaching AI.

719
00:33:44,900 --> 00:33:46,359
I'm just gonna take five,
and then I'll be back

720
00:33:46,359 --> 00:33:48,128
with the dipshits and limpdicks.

721
00:33:48,128 --> 00:33:49,295
Yeah, sure.

722
00:33:53,767 --> 00:33:56,136
Hey, hey. Hey, Bony Moronie.

723
00:33:56,136 --> 00:33:57,771
- What's up?
- Can you lend a hand?

724
00:33:58,872 --> 00:33:59,973
- Uh...
- Matsson.

725
00:33:59,973 --> 00:34:02,609
Can you, like, look after him?

726
00:34:02,609 --> 00:34:05,445
Uh, yeah. I... I guess
he occasionally

727
00:34:05,445 --> 00:34:09,816
has expressed a distaste,
uh, in the past, for...

728
00:34:09,816 --> 00:34:11,551
my particular flavor of me.

729
00:34:11,551 --> 00:34:13,553
- Just find him a blunt. Or something stronger.
- Yeah?

730
00:34:13,553 --> 00:34:16,656
Point his dick in the direction
of some fissile material. Yeah?

731
00:34:16,656 --> 00:34:18,291
- Yeah. Okay.
- You got it.

732
00:34:18,291 --> 00:34:19,459
I can try.

733
00:34:23,563 --> 00:34:26,499
So, Tom, are you going
to imperil democracy tomorrow?

734
00:34:26,499 --> 00:34:28,635
Yeah.
"You against the wall.

735
00:34:28,635 --> 00:34:29,836
You against the wall.

736
00:34:29,836 --> 00:34:31,905
You're a nice guy. You can live.
Bang, bang, bang, bang!"

737
00:34:31,905 --> 00:34:34,574
- Oh, yeah. Come on, please.
- That's what I'll do.

738
00:34:34,574 --> 00:34:37,744
I can assure you Mr. Mild here
is a one-pepper menu item.

739
00:34:37,744 --> 00:34:38,978
Thank you, dear.

740
00:34:38,978 --> 00:34:40,814
And plans
after the deal goes through?

741
00:34:40,814 --> 00:34:43,750
I hear you may be
headed elsewhere.

742
00:34:43,750 --> 00:34:46,519
Oh, well, you know,
I've always got options.

743
00:34:46,519 --> 00:34:48,254
Why? Wh... what did you hear?

744
00:34:48,254 --> 00:34:51,491
- Well, maybe I heard wrong.
- Uh-huh.

745
00:34:53,259 --> 00:34:56,496
- Uh... Okay, okay. Um...
- Sorry. Excuse me, Scott.

746
00:34:57,630 --> 00:35:01,468
That is some top-shelf
rat-****ing there.

747
00:35:01,468 --> 00:35:03,670
- Yeah, bye-bye. Yeah, yeah.
- Something juicy?

748
00:35:03,670 --> 00:35:05,171
The deep dive on Matsson.
It's pretty juicy.

749
00:35:05,171 --> 00:35:08,410
Apparently, he's been creeping
on Ebba, his comms.

750
00:35:08,410 --> 00:35:09,676
Sending her some weird shit.

751
00:35:09,676 --> 00:35:10,944
Blood, bits of hair.

752
00:35:10,944 --> 00:35:12,345
- Perhaps some other things.
- Num, num, num.

753
00:35:12,345 --> 00:35:13,780
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Nate. Hey, Nate.

754
00:35:13,780 --> 00:35:15,482
- You want in on this?
- You're gonna want in on this.

755
00:35:15,482 --> 00:35:17,650
Yeah, you wanna hear something
nasty about someone terrible?

756
00:35:17,650 --> 00:35:18,852
- Matsson shit.
- Um, sure.

757
00:35:18,852 --> 00:35:21,354
- Um, I gotta go.
- You're going?

758
00:35:21,354 --> 00:35:23,556
- Yeah.
- Okay, but we're good

759
00:35:23,556 --> 00:35:25,558
on the situation?

760
00:35:25,558 --> 00:35:26,960
Daniel's people
aren't too comfortable

761
00:35:26,960 --> 00:35:28,628
with me rubbing shoulders
with you.

762
00:35:28,628 --> 00:35:33,833
And, uh, yeah,
Coop... likes to yap and, uh...

763
00:35:33,833 --> 00:35:36,169
Um, yeah.
Looks a little cozy. So...

764
00:35:37,700 --> 00:35:38,204
- Apologies.
- Okay, but...

765
00:35:38,204 --> 00:35:39,739
But, you know, I think
there is something here.

766
00:35:39,739 --> 00:35:42,800
These are legitimate concerns.

767
00:35:42,800 --> 00:35:44,377
I mean, just tell Daniel.
I mean...

768
00:35:44,377 --> 00:35:46,646
we can make primetime
safe for you.

769
00:35:46,646 --> 00:35:49,716
- I'm gonna be straight with you.
- All we need is one sentence signaling to the markets...

770
00:35:49,716 --> 00:35:52,585
I don't feel comfortable with
the tenor of this conversation.

771
00:35:52,585 --> 00:35:55,210
You don't feel comfortable with
the tenor of this conversation?

772
00:35:55,210 --> 00:35:57,323
Don't play hall monitor
with me, bro.

773
00:35:58,580 --> 00:35:59,926
Right? I know you.

774
00:35:59,926 --> 00:36:01,561
- I know who you are, my friend.
- Ken.

775
00:36:01,561 --> 00:36:03,730
I don't know what you think
this is. I'm not Gil.

776
00:36:03,730 --> 00:36:06,866
You're not Logan.
That's a good thing.

777
00:36:07,701 --> 00:36:08,835
I'll see ya.

778
00:36:14,841 --> 00:36:18,511
And so, where would we live,
exactly, in Oman?

779
00:36:18,511 --> 00:36:22,248
In Muscat, I should think.
In a compound.

780
00:36:22,248 --> 00:36:24,951
Okay, but would it be
above ground?

781
00:36:24,951 --> 00:36:27,870
Of course, above ground, Willa.

782
00:36:27,870 --> 00:36:29,622
"Pearl of Arabia."

783
00:36:30,190 --> 00:36:31,591
- Huh?
- Okay.

784
00:36:31,591 --> 00:36:34,561
"The Sultan's word
has the force of the law."

785
00:36:34,561 --> 00:36:35,528
- Mm-hmm.
- Great.

786
00:36:35,528 --> 00:36:36,963
At the airport,
we'd walk right through.

787
00:36:36,963 --> 00:36:38,231
Okay.

788
00:36:38,231 --> 00:36:40,800
- And this is for Mencken?
- Mm-hmm.

789
00:36:40,800 --> 00:36:43,269
You know, all my family
and friends hate Mencken.

790
00:36:43,269 --> 00:36:45,805
Diplomatic plates.
You can park anywhere.

791
00:36:45,805 --> 00:36:48,308
You can basically drive on the sidewalk.
The police can't touch you.

792
00:36:48,308 --> 00:36:50,443
Running people over
is not a selling point.

793
00:36:59,419 --> 00:37:02,155
****ing Greg.

794
00:37:02,155 --> 00:37:04,224
- Hey. My Swedish friends.
- Hey. Yeah.

795
00:37:04,224 --> 00:37:07,930
Nice to see you.

796
00:37:07,930 --> 00:37:08,328
- Yo!
- Ja!

797
00:37:09,429 --> 00:37:10,830
- ****ing hanger-on.
- Hey!

798
00:37:10,830 --> 00:37:12,766
You ****ing dingleberry.

799
00:37:12,766 --> 00:37:14,801
Dude, I'm on
a charm offensive here.

800
00:37:14,801 --> 00:37:16,269
Can you be kind?

801
00:37:17,337 --> 00:37:18,571
Would you like to join us?

802
00:37:18,571 --> 00:37:20,140
Would you like to **** off?

803
00:37:21,241 --> 00:37:22,676
My God!

804
00:37:23,743 --> 00:37:25,445
Seriously, Oskar.
I'm gonna fire you.

805
00:37:26,846 --> 00:37:29,516
Okay, Ebba.
Can you fire him, please?

806
00:37:29,516 --> 00:37:31,251
Can you?

807
00:37:32,118 --> 00:37:34,854
Oh, I'm sorry.
Is this boring you?

808
00:37:34,854 --> 00:37:37,230
I've seen him cut your balls
a hundred times.

809
00:37:37,230 --> 00:37:38,591
Yeah, it's a little bit boring.

810
00:37:38,591 --> 00:37:41,361
Look at him!
Sadistic face, he loves it.

811
00:37:41,361 --> 00:37:43,196
- I do!
- He loves being fired.

812
00:37:43,196 --> 00:37:45,932
I would... I would like
to fire Ebba, though.

813
00:37:46,466 --> 00:37:47,534
- Yeah?
- Yeah.

814
00:37:47,534 --> 00:37:49,502
But I can't because she's, uh,

815
00:37:49,502 --> 00:37:51,938
created and fostered
this, uh, situation

816
00:37:51,938 --> 00:37:53,606
in which I find it
very difficult

817
00:37:53,606 --> 00:37:54,708
to do what I want.

818
00:37:54,708 --> 00:37:56,309
I'm not saying
you've done it on purpose,

819
00:37:56,309 --> 00:37:59,446
but it is quite interesting

820
00:37:59,446 --> 00:38:01,281
that you have sort of tenure

821
00:38:02,382 --> 00:38:03,483
'cause we've mingled.

822
00:38:03,483 --> 00:38:05,518
- Lukas.
- Ebba.

823
00:38:05,518 --> 00:38:08,154
I'm not sure
if you're kidding but, uh...

824
00:38:09,322 --> 00:38:10,457
I could help.

825
00:38:11,391 --> 00:38:13,860
- I'd fire her if you want.
- Yeah?

826
00:38:13,860 --> 00:38:15,895
Yeah. I'd fire her right now.

827
00:38:17,300 --> 00:38:21,167
I've got some recent experience
in this, uh, arena.

828
00:38:21,167 --> 00:38:24,571
- Would you do that for me?
- Instantly. Sure.

829
00:38:24,571 --> 00:38:26,720
It's on. Guys.

830
00:38:27,240 --> 00:38:28,541
Guys, gather 'round.

831
00:38:28,541 --> 00:38:31,344
This guy is about
to fire my senior comms.

832
00:38:31,344 --> 00:38:33,513
- Uh... No hard feelings.
- The jokes are funny.

833
00:38:33,513 --> 00:38:35,480
The jokes are very funny.

834
00:38:37,384 --> 00:38:39,552
- Ebba! Ebba!
- Wow!

835
00:38:39,552 --> 00:38:41,154
Come on!

836
00:38:41,154 --> 00:38:44,557
You know what, Lukas?
I wish you would fire me.

837
00:38:44,557 --> 00:38:46,426
- Ebba!
- Ebba!

838
00:38:46,426 --> 00:38:50,230
- Ebba!
- Ebba!

839
00:38:50,230 --> 00:38:52,532
It's not the attitude

840
00:38:52,532 --> 00:38:55,335
of the employee
that we want at our company.

841
00:39:04,110 --> 00:39:05,111
You okay?

842
00:39:07,470 --> 00:39:09,616
- Hi.
- We... we... We just... We saw...

843
00:39:09,616 --> 00:39:11,618
You know, we just wanted
to make sure...

844
00:39:11,618 --> 00:39:14,721
Check in, make sure you're okay,
like, on a human level.

845
00:39:14,721 --> 00:39:15,855
- We... We saw...
- Yeah.

846
00:39:15,855 --> 00:39:17,257
Yeah.
Like, are you... You good?

847
00:39:17,257 --> 00:39:19,426
I... I'm... I'm really...
I'm totally fine.

848
00:39:19,426 --> 00:39:20,927
Don't worry about it.

849
00:39:20,927 --> 00:39:22,929
- All right. Well, good. That's good to hear.
- Okay.

850
00:39:22,929 --> 00:39:24,597
- Right?
- Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

851
00:39:24,597 --> 00:39:25,899
Totally.

852
00:39:25,899 --> 00:39:27,467
He seems kind of awful.

853
00:39:29,436 --> 00:39:30,804
We've...

854
00:39:31,805 --> 00:39:34,207
You know, we...
We built his whole rep.

855
00:39:35,475 --> 00:39:37,477
He's not even a real coder.

856
00:39:37,477 --> 00:39:40,800
Someone gave him,
like, a box of tech,

857
00:39:40,800 --> 00:39:42,749
and he took it to market,
you know? "Bravo."

858
00:39:42,749 --> 00:39:44,284
Yeah. Bravo.

859
00:39:44,284 --> 00:39:46,553
Well, yeah,
we just wanted to say

860
00:39:46,553 --> 00:39:50,623
we... we... we sympathize
with all the shit.

861
00:39:50,623 --> 00:39:54,127
Well, I'll be out
in February anyway. So...

862
00:39:54,127 --> 00:39:55,295
Really? That's a shame.

863
00:39:55,295 --> 00:39:59,265
And... is that because of the...

864
00:39:59,265 --> 00:40:03,103
sending you of,
you know, whatnots?

865
00:40:04,700 --> 00:40:08,441
What? No. It's...
I mean...

866
00:40:08,441 --> 00:40:11,770
That's pretty much the least
of his worries right now.

867
00:40:11,770 --> 00:40:14,180
Okay. All right. Because...

868
00:40:15,782 --> 00:40:17,851
- India.
- India. Right.

869
00:40:18,785 --> 00:40:20,520
Uh, and I feel like I know this,

870
00:40:20,520 --> 00:40:22,155
but what are
the details here with that?

871
00:40:23,623 --> 00:40:24,657
The details?

872
00:40:24,657 --> 00:40:26,993
Oh, yeah. I'm gonna
give you all the details.

873
00:40:26,993 --> 00:40:28,995
- Sure.
- Right.

874
00:40:28,995 --> 00:40:31,131
Can I... Can I get...
Can I bum a smoke?

875
00:40:31,931 --> 00:40:32,966
- Yeah.
- Thank you.

876
00:40:32,966 --> 00:40:34,340
Sure.

877
00:40:38,438 --> 00:40:43,877
So, ATN is saying, "Dems Positive
Polls a Radical Misinformation Plot."

878
00:40:43,877 --> 00:40:46,312
- Ballsy.
- Like to keep things peppery.

879
00:40:46,312 --> 00:40:49,282
I mean, did we mention
he's tired? Yeah.

880
00:40:49,282 --> 00:40:50,884
I guess he can't be
across everything,

881
00:40:50,884 --> 00:40:53,186
can you, tired boy? Hey?

882
00:40:53,186 --> 00:40:55,550
But you should call Pam on that

883
00:40:55,550 --> 00:40:56,890
'cause, you know, everyone here
is needling me. So...

884
00:40:56,890 --> 00:40:59,159
Then you should tell them
to stop wetting their pants.

885
00:40:59,159 --> 00:41:00,560
Okay.
Well, I get that, Tom.

886
00:41:00,560 --> 00:41:03,630
But, also, you heard
about the Phoenix thing?

887
00:41:03,630 --> 00:41:05,565
The O'Malleys firebombed
a ****ing campaign office?

888
00:41:05,565 --> 00:41:07,000
- Scary shit.
- Exactly.

889
00:41:07,000 --> 00:41:09,569
A firecracker. A pair
of firecrackers taped together.

890
00:41:09,569 --> 00:41:12,720
Uh, pardon, pardon. Sorry.
May we borrow the lady

891
00:41:12,720 --> 00:41:13,406
- for a second?
- Sure. Oh, sure.

892
00:41:13,406 --> 00:41:14,908
- Thank you, Tom.
- Don't mind me. I'm getting fired.

893
00:41:14,908 --> 00:41:16,876
- Guess what?
- What? The Phoenix thing?

894
00:41:16,876 --> 00:41:18,545
- It's pretty wild.
- Nope.

895
00:41:18,545 --> 00:41:20,246
Matsson's numbers are funky.

896
00:41:20,246 --> 00:41:22,182
Mm-hmm.
Uh...

897
00:41:22,182 --> 00:41:24,500
Sorry, what the ****
are you talking about?

898
00:41:24,500 --> 00:41:27,220
Yeah, Ebba spilled.
Screwy metrics in India.

899
00:41:27,220 --> 00:41:28,855
Matsson has been
peddling bundles

900
00:41:28,855 --> 00:41:30,423
of South Asian packing peanuts.

901
00:41:30,423 --> 00:41:32,692
What? You mean, like...

902
00:41:32,692 --> 00:41:34,427
Okay. So, significant numbers?

903
00:41:34,427 --> 00:41:37,197
Yeah, yeah, we think so.
Big, big.

904
00:41:37,197 --> 00:41:38,932
I ****ing knew
he was a bullshitter.

905
00:41:38,932 --> 00:41:41,201
I'm telling you, new money.

906
00:41:41,201 --> 00:41:43,690
You gotta hold
those fresh bills to the light.

907
00:41:43,690 --> 00:41:44,704
Uh-huh. Wow!

908
00:41:45,271 --> 00:41:47,340
Okay. Wha... ****.

909
00:41:47,340 --> 00:41:48,775
- Yeah.
- Mm-hmm.

910
00:41:48,775 --> 00:41:51,111
You said a hundred scalps
in three days?

911
00:41:51,111 --> 00:41:52,612
Mm-hmm. Hundred.

912
00:41:52,612 --> 00:41:55,281
Mr. Nephew. That's a...

913
00:41:55,281 --> 00:41:56,783
That's quite a number. I...

914
00:41:56,783 --> 00:41:59,586
I thought you were backwash
at the bottom of the gene pool,

915
00:41:59,586 --> 00:42:02,422
but this is something else.

916
00:42:02,422 --> 00:42:04,457
- You're the real deal.
- Yes, you underestimated me,

917
00:42:04,457 --> 00:42:06,393
and that's exactly
how I wanted it, Lukas.

918
00:42:06,393 --> 00:42:07,761
I believe I might have.

919
00:42:07,761 --> 00:42:11,931
Mm. Well, how did you do it?

920
00:42:11,931 --> 00:42:14,534
Uh, I don't know, I just do it.

921
00:42:14,534 --> 00:42:16,269
- Just jackknife right in there.
- Yeah.

922
00:42:16,269 --> 00:42:18,805
And slit their throat.

923
00:42:18,805 --> 00:42:21,740
It must feel,
afterwards, a bit...

924
00:42:21,740 --> 00:42:22,809
a little bit shitty, right?

925
00:42:22,809 --> 00:42:26,279
Honestly, not really.

926
00:42:26,279 --> 00:42:29,315
HR says I'm the right guy
for the job

927
00:42:29,315 --> 00:42:32,152
because it looks like I care
but I don't.

928
00:42:32,152 --> 00:42:36,890
- Not a good person.
- No, I am. I am. It's just...

929
00:42:37,624 --> 00:42:40,493
you gotta do
what you gotta do, right?

930
00:42:40,493 --> 00:42:41,961
Do you though?

931
00:42:41,961 --> 00:42:44,564
- Hey, there she is.
- Hey.

932
00:42:44,564 --> 00:42:46,900
- Hey.
- Welcome to the kids table!

933
00:42:46,900 --> 00:42:48,835
Can I, uh,
talk to you for a second?

934
00:42:48,835 --> 00:42:51,971
Oh, yeah.
Is it time to up the periscopes?

935
00:42:51,971 --> 00:42:54,774
Um, yeah. Sorry to break up
the brains trust.

936
00:42:54,774 --> 00:42:56,276
You sit, Slim Reaper.

937
00:42:56,976 --> 00:42:58,912
A butcher with a smile.

938
00:42:59,846 --> 00:43:01,181
What's, uh...

939
00:43:02,148 --> 00:43:04,184
Why... why...
Why are we running?

940
00:43:04,184 --> 00:43:07,420
- Is there a fire or what?
- Uh, yeah, there might be.

941
00:43:07,420 --> 00:43:08,822
So, what's your...

942
00:43:08,822 --> 00:43:11,240
What's happening
with your numbers?

943
00:43:11,240 --> 00:43:14,527
- What numbers?
- What numbers? Lukas.

944
00:43:15,462 --> 00:43:17,197
Oh, in... Oh, in India?

945
00:43:17,664 --> 00:43:18,832
Yeah.

946
00:43:18,832 --> 00:43:20,533
Is this Ebba or Oskar?

947
00:43:21,801 --> 00:43:23,670
Huh. Okay.

948
00:43:23,670 --> 00:43:26,139
Um...

949
00:43:27,774 --> 00:43:30,844
Uh, well, we... we...
we... we... We have a...

950
00:43:30,844 --> 00:43:33,460
There's a little issue,
uh, that we're looking into,

951
00:43:33,460 --> 00:43:34,681
with subscriber numbers,

952
00:43:34,681 --> 00:43:37,183
uh, being, uh...
being bullshit and...

953
00:43:37,183 --> 00:43:39,219
Well, not bullshit. But, um...

954
00:43:39,219 --> 00:43:41,621
A little...
a little bit bullshit.

955
00:43:41,621 --> 00:43:43,390
What does
"a little bit bullshit" mean?

956
00:43:43,390 --> 00:43:45,859
Uh... Well, maybe
we discovered a metrics error

957
00:43:45,859 --> 00:43:48,128
that has overstated
our subs in India.

958
00:43:48,128 --> 00:43:49,829
Like, by quite a...

959
00:43:49,829 --> 00:43:52,699
Like if there were two Indias,
it would make sense.

960
00:43:52,699 --> 00:43:55,100
- You "maybe" discovered?
- Yeah.

961
00:43:55,100 --> 00:43:57,170
But there isn't two Indias.
There's only one India.

962
00:43:57,170 --> 00:43:58,905
- No. Yeah.
- And it's...

963
00:43:58,905 --> 00:44:00,974
It's just... It's a long story.
But it's, like, you know.

964
00:44:00,974 --> 00:44:03,843
It's an emerging market.
It's... it's all wet cement.

965
00:44:03,843 --> 00:44:06,713
- It's, um...
- So, stock and cash deal,

966
00:44:06,713 --> 00:44:09,482
the board would be well
within their rights to pull out.

967
00:44:09,482 --> 00:44:12,519
You know... You know that,
obviously, so how are you...

968
00:44:12,519 --> 00:44:14,554
What are you...
When are you addressing?

969
00:44:14,554 --> 00:44:17,257
- Like, how are you handling?
- I'm not gonna... I don't...

970
00:44:17,257 --> 00:44:20,560
I don't want some forum monkeys
just shorting me.

971
00:44:20,560 --> 00:44:22,562
I don't... I don't like
when people get into me.

972
00:44:22,562 --> 00:44:24,970
It's gonna get out eventually.

973
00:44:24,970 --> 00:44:27,867
Well, or we buy Waystar, and it
gets lost in the deal dazzle.

974
00:44:27,867 --> 00:44:30,537
SEC, DOJ, is this...

975
00:44:30,537 --> 00:44:32,939
- Is this even legal?
- Well, we close quickly,

976
00:44:32,939 --> 00:44:34,774
and then shit
will get crazy good.

977
00:44:36,609 --> 00:44:39,512
By next quarter, the numbers
will be real, probably.

978
00:44:39,512 --> 00:44:41,614
Uh-huh.

979
00:44:41,614 --> 00:44:44,117
Come on. It's... It's kind
of funny though, isn't it?

980
00:44:44,117 --> 00:44:45,885
- Uh...
- All right. I know it's...

981
00:44:45,885 --> 00:44:48,221
I know it's pretty bad.
I know it's pretty bad.

982
00:44:48,221 --> 00:44:49,923
Yeah.

983
00:44:49,923 --> 00:44:51,791
You can fix it though, right?

984
00:44:52,926 --> 00:44:54,940
- Right?
- Oh! Yeah, sure.

985
00:44:54,940 --> 00:44:56,596
I'll just build
another ****ing India.

986
00:44:56,596 --> 00:44:58,531
Love that. Build another India.

987
00:44:59,699 --> 00:45:01,267
Yeah. That's my girl.

988
00:45:06,873 --> 00:45:08,208
**** me.

989
00:45:13,246 --> 00:45:15,480
Hey. Hey, Gerri.

990
00:45:15,480 --> 00:45:17,317
Let me guess.
"I'll have a martini."

991
00:45:18,418 --> 00:45:19,486
Can we chat about stuff?

992
00:45:19,486 --> 00:45:21,154
I have some thoughts
and might need your advice.

993
00:45:21,154 --> 00:45:24,224
- No.
- No? Just no?

994
00:45:24,224 --> 00:45:26,893
- Gerri? Gerri.
- What?

995
00:45:26,893 --> 00:45:28,495
The thing, that wasn't...

996
00:45:28,495 --> 00:45:30,930
The firing-you thing?
That wasn't real.

997
00:45:30,930 --> 00:45:32,465
- No?
- No.

998
00:45:32,465 --> 00:45:34,734
No, it was like
in the heat of the...

999
00:45:34,734 --> 00:45:36,569
- You know? You know.
- No.

1000
00:45:36,569 --> 00:45:38,471
No? Okay.
Well, come on. Let's...

1001
00:45:38,471 --> 00:45:41,141
Let's have a ****in' chat, okay?

1002
00:45:41,141 --> 00:45:43,309
I'll, uh... I'll stand
in a cupboard and jerk off

1003
00:45:43,309 --> 00:45:45,845
while you explain to me
what the SEC is, okay?

1004
00:45:47,514 --> 00:45:49,749
Oh, really? No? Too soon?

1005
00:45:49,749 --> 00:45:51,584
What do you want?
You want, like, a sorry?

1006
00:45:51,584 --> 00:45:53,119
I got a whole purse
full of sorries.

1007
00:45:53,119 --> 00:45:54,870
I'm sorry.

1008
00:45:54,870 --> 00:45:56,690
- I'm out. I'm done.
- Bullshit.

1009
00:45:56,690 --> 00:45:57,991
Dad fired people all the time.

1010
00:45:57,991 --> 00:46:00,160
I was just feeling
kind of fire-ish.

1011
00:46:00,160 --> 00:46:02,529
Look, I have some requirements
you should know about.

1012
00:46:02,529 --> 00:46:03,697
Mm-hmm.

1013
00:46:03,697 --> 00:46:05,465
Several of which have been
officially communicated,

1014
00:46:05,465 --> 00:46:08,968
and some that I thought
I should, uh, you know,

1015
00:46:09,769 --> 00:46:11,504
- say in person.
- Okay. Ooh!

1016
00:46:11,504 --> 00:46:14,700
- Robo-Gerri. Scary.
- First of all, I want money.

1017
00:46:14,700 --> 00:46:15,842
- Mm-hmm.
- Eye-watering sums.

1018
00:46:15,842 --> 00:46:17,777
Hundreds of millions of dollars.

1019
00:46:17,777 --> 00:46:19,450
No. Pass.

1020
00:46:19,450 --> 00:46:22,615
- So, I have retained personal reputation management.
- Mm-hmm.

1021
00:46:22,615 --> 00:46:24,784
And they will be on the line
when Karolina

1022
00:46:24,784 --> 00:46:28,888
does her background briefings
off a set of my bullet points.

1023
00:46:28,888 --> 00:46:31,858
Mm-hmm. I will set off
your bullet points.

1024
00:46:31,858 --> 00:46:33,693
And if I ever get a whiff

1025
00:46:33,693 --> 00:46:35,729
of anything undermining
my narrative

1026
00:46:35,729 --> 00:46:38,331
- anytime in the next five years...
- Mm-hmm.

1027
00:46:38,331 --> 00:46:39,999
I will sue
and I will go public...

1028
00:46:39,999 --> 00:46:42,902
So stupid. - ...with the
many, many pictures of your genitalia

1029
00:46:42,902 --> 00:46:44,871
- that I have in my possession.
- All right. Great. Mm-hmm.

1030
00:46:44,871 --> 00:46:46,573
- Have I made myself clear?
- Yes, absolutely.

1031
00:46:46,573 --> 00:46:49,420
It's been a pleasure
working with you, Gerri. Thanks.

1032
00:46:49,420 --> 00:46:50,643
I could have got you there.

1033
00:46:53,646 --> 00:46:55,582
But no. Nope.

1034
00:46:56,490 --> 00:46:57,500
Nope.

1035
00:46:57,984 --> 00:46:59,190
See ya.

1036
00:47:09,290 --> 00:47:10,397
Okay.

1037
00:47:10,397 --> 00:47:13,833
Hey, Con. Can we, uh...
Can we settle this now?

1038
00:47:13,833 --> 00:47:16,870
Everyone is quite freaked out
about this political firebombing

1039
00:47:16,870 --> 00:47:17,937
- in Arizona.
- Oh, yeah.

1040
00:47:17,937 --> 00:47:19,205
The pop-pops in Phoenix?

1041
00:47:19,205 --> 00:47:20,740
- Yeah.
- The wastepaper basket on fire?

1042
00:47:20,740 --> 00:47:22,776
I think a file cabinet
was in the ICU. Can we draft?

1043
00:47:22,776 --> 00:47:25,278
Well, actually,
there's been a...

1044
00:47:25,278 --> 00:47:26,413
slight change of heart.

1045
00:47:26,413 --> 00:47:28,448
Get the **** outta here.
You got it.

1046
00:47:28,448 --> 00:47:29,749
You got your bauble. It's great.

1047
00:47:29,749 --> 00:47:32,118
Let's write up
a ****ing statement, okay?

1048
00:47:32,118 --> 00:47:33,253
Wind up the old fax machine

1049
00:47:33,253 --> 00:47:35,188
and fart it out
to your oddball army, okay?

1050
00:47:35,188 --> 00:47:38,910
We wonder, Roman,
if he might have...

1051
00:47:38,910 --> 00:47:39,592
invested too much
in this campaign

1052
00:47:39,592 --> 00:47:41,861
to just, you know,
drop out now. Yeah.

1053
00:47:41,861 --> 00:47:44,197
Mm-hmm. That's so cool.
You tried. You failed.

1054
00:47:44,197 --> 00:47:45,732
You move on. Find something new.

1055
00:47:45,732 --> 00:47:46,900
He's fought hard.

1056
00:47:46,900 --> 00:47:48,435
And we wanna find out
what might happen, okay?

1057
00:47:48,435 --> 00:47:50,236
He might write, you know,
a book about this,

1058
00:47:50,236 --> 00:47:51,938
- or a speaker circuit, or...
- Hey!

1059
00:47:51,938 --> 00:47:53,606
Nothing is gonna happen. Okay?

1060
00:47:53,606 --> 00:47:55,742
Anything might happen
tomorrow, actually.

1061
00:47:55,742 --> 00:47:57,430
- Really? Anything?
- Mm.

1062
00:47:57,430 --> 00:47:58,945
Yes, see? Because that's
the beauty of this little system

1063
00:47:58,945 --> 00:48:00,313
that we have called democracy.

1064
00:48:00,313 --> 00:48:02,816
Con! Man!
Eat the ****ing carrot. Okay?

1065
00:48:02,816 --> 00:48:04,651
Everyone in this room
thinks you're a ****ing joke.

1066
00:48:04,651 --> 00:48:06,886
So tell your "wife"
to shut the **** up,

1067
00:48:06,886 --> 00:48:09,222
cover her shoulders, and pack
a ****ing bag for Oman, okay?

1068
00:48:09,222 --> 00:48:11,424
- Rome. Rome.
- I'm talking here. It's okay.

1069
00:48:11,424 --> 00:48:12,492
Easy.

1070
00:48:14,794 --> 00:48:17,964
There's one person here
who doesn't think I'm a joke.

1071
00:48:17,964 --> 00:48:18,998
Mm-hmm.

1072
00:48:18,998 --> 00:48:21,668
So that's who
I'm gonna listen to, okay?

1073
00:48:21,668 --> 00:48:23,636
That's smart.
Yeah, listen to her.

1074
00:48:23,636 --> 00:48:25,271
- Willa, honey?
- Yeah?

1075
00:48:25,271 --> 00:48:27,640
- Bye. Nice to meet you.
- Pleasure, sir.

1076
00:48:27,640 --> 00:48:29,309
You got my vote,
a hundred percent,

1077
00:48:29,309 --> 00:48:32,178
- if I could vote.
- I'm trying to help you, man. I am trying to help ya.

1078
00:48:35,281 --> 00:48:36,649
Really nice party.

1079
00:48:37,584 --> 00:48:39,190
Cool, cool family.

1080
00:48:39,190 --> 00:48:40,954
Oh. Thanks, man. Tweet about it.

1081
00:48:43,456 --> 00:48:44,691
So, who's, uh...

1082
00:48:44,691 --> 00:48:47,427
Who's going out tonight
in this shitty ****ing town?

1083
00:48:47,427 --> 00:48:48,495
Anyone?

1084
00:48:48,495 --> 00:48:50,764
I gotta say, it's pretty
depressing from up here.

1085
00:48:50,764 --> 00:48:53,166
You can really see
how second-world it is.

1086
00:48:53,166 --> 00:48:55,668
I don't know,
pretty happening town, famously.

1087
00:48:55,668 --> 00:48:56,770
Really? Is it though?

1088
00:48:56,770 --> 00:48:58,772
- Yeah.
- Compared to Singapore, Seoul,

1089
00:48:59,539 --> 00:49:01,107
it's like Legoland.

1090
00:49:01,107 --> 00:49:02,842
You know
we still run shit, though?

1091
00:49:02,842 --> 00:49:05,645
Hmm. Like as in,
"Only in New York."

1092
00:49:05,645 --> 00:49:07,714
- Yeah.
- Right. Okay.

1093
00:49:07,714 --> 00:49:09,349
Well, uh, nothing happens
in New York

1094
00:49:09,349 --> 00:49:10,550
that doesn't happen everywhere.

1095
00:49:10,550 --> 00:49:12,952
You should get that
written on a cup. Right?

1096
00:49:12,952 --> 00:49:14,354
Shouldn't he get that
written on a cup?

1097
00:49:14,354 --> 00:49:15,855
Like, that would look so cool.

1098
00:49:15,855 --> 00:49:18,692
You could sell that in a...
in a head shop in Rotterdam.

1099
00:49:18,692 --> 00:49:20,560
Could be a...
a good business for you.

1100
00:49:20,560 --> 00:49:21,828
Mm-hmm.

1101
00:49:21,828 --> 00:49:24,300
'Cause I hear you might need
some new revenue streams.

1102
00:49:24,300 --> 00:49:26,660
Yeah.

1103
00:49:26,660 --> 00:49:29,869
Hey, really, really good
presentation by the way.

1104
00:49:29,869 --> 00:49:31,404
Loved it.

1105
00:49:31,404 --> 00:49:33,506
Can't wait to get
into those predictions, man.

1106
00:49:33,506 --> 00:49:35,410
- Those meaty predictions.
- Oh, yeah.

1107
00:49:35,410 --> 00:49:36,509
- Yes! Gonna be fun.
- Yeah? Yeah?

1108
00:49:36,509 --> 00:49:38,912
I'm excited about that.
Estimates. You know, estimates.

1109
00:49:38,912 --> 00:49:42,349
- Yup.
- But you, man. Your numbers.

1110
00:49:42,349 --> 00:49:46,252
Exploding, right?
Like, literally unbelievable.

1111
00:49:46,252 --> 00:49:49,889
Well, thank you. Thank you.
And congrats to you as well,

1112
00:49:49,889 --> 00:49:51,858
'cause I hear
your numbers are ***.

1113
00:49:51,858 --> 00:49:53,993
- My numbers are... are what?
- Gay.

1114
00:49:53,993 --> 00:49:55,895
- My numbers are ***?
- Yeah.

1115
00:49:55,895 --> 00:49:59,332
You have this, uh,
cute little valuation,

1116
00:49:59,332 --> 00:50:02,102
and your numbers
just came out as ***.

1117
00:50:02,102 --> 00:50:04,104
That's kinda homophobic, man.

1118
00:50:04,104 --> 00:50:06,539
Dude. Just let the wave hit you.

1119
00:50:06,539 --> 00:50:08,410
Float out.

1120
00:50:08,410 --> 00:50:09,743
I think I am
the wave though, actually.

1121
00:50:09,743 --> 00:50:13,113
You think you are the wave?
Because you love the deal?

1122
00:50:13,113 --> 00:50:15,448
Are you kidding?
Biggest over-pay in history.

1123
00:50:15,448 --> 00:50:16,850
- Love that shit.
- Okay.

1124
00:50:16,850 --> 00:50:18,284
- Love it.
- All right, well...

1125
00:50:18,284 --> 00:50:20,920
- Love the deal.
- Whoo! Love the deal.

1126
00:50:20,920 --> 00:50:22,522
Love the deal.

1127
00:50:22,856 --> 00:50:24,900
Whoo!

1128
00:50:24,900 --> 00:50:27,930
- Come on. Come on. Come on, brother.
- Love it! Love the deal.

1129
00:50:28,595 --> 00:50:31,464
Yes.

1130
00:50:31,464 --> 00:50:32,766
- All right.
- Love the deal.

1131
00:50:32,766 --> 00:50:35,602
Love the deal!
Love the deal.

1132
00:50:35,602 --> 00:50:38,104
- The ****? Bit of a show.
- Hugging it out.

1133
00:50:38,104 --> 00:50:40,640
- Uh-huh?
- Hey. I'm gonna...

1134
00:50:40,640 --> 00:50:42,308
- What?
- Yeah. I'm done.

1135
00:50:42,308 --> 00:50:44,277
I'm... I'm gonna... bed.
I'm bushwhacked.

1136
00:50:44,277 --> 00:50:45,812
My eyes are sandpaper.
I'm just...

1137
00:50:45,812 --> 00:50:48,381
Okay, well, we... you can stay up
for just a little longer

1138
00:50:48,381 --> 00:50:49,783
and say good night
to people together.

1139
00:50:49,783 --> 00:50:51,818
Shiv, do you know
what my day looks like tomorrow?

1140
00:50:51,818 --> 00:50:53,586
Tom, you're not
gonna be doing anything.

1141
00:50:53,586 --> 00:50:55,922
You'll just be lookin'
for shiny foreheads. It's fine.

1142
00:50:55,922 --> 00:50:57,991
- I'm...
- You can stay for 45 minutes more.

1143
00:50:57,991 --> 00:50:59,325
I'm just a little tired

1144
00:50:59,325 --> 00:51:03,229
because all the fun gossip
that I've been hearing

1145
00:51:03,229 --> 00:51:06,399
from everywhere at this party,
in my house,

1146
00:51:06,399 --> 00:51:08,334
is that I'm gonna
be shit-canned.

1147
00:51:08,334 --> 00:51:09,569
I got faith in you, man.

1148
00:51:09,569 --> 00:51:11,471
- Lots of faith.
- Always been a loyal servant.

1149
00:51:14,407 --> 00:51:15,475
Sorry...

1150
00:51:17,243 --> 00:51:18,511
Not helpful.

1151
00:51:22,782 --> 00:51:24,840
The **** is wrong with you?

1152
00:51:24,840 --> 00:51:26,152
You know, I just really do need
to get some sleep. I really do.

1153
00:51:26,152 --> 00:51:27,454
I'm sorry.
Can we just leave it there?

1154
00:51:27,454 --> 00:51:28,955
- Please? Okay.
- You're tired. I get it.

1155
00:51:28,955 --> 00:51:30,990
You keep on ****ing saying.
So, yeah, you're tired.

1156
00:51:30,990 --> 00:51:33,126
Okay, okay, I'm tired.
Let's leave it there.

1157
00:51:33,126 --> 00:51:34,427
Keep ****ing telling everyone.

1158
00:51:34,427 --> 00:51:36,363
- Okay, okay. I'll stop.
- You're tired. I get it.

1159
00:51:36,363 --> 00:51:37,497
I'm sorry.

1160
00:51:37,497 --> 00:51:41,267
I'm just... you know,
I am just worried about,

1161
00:51:41,267 --> 00:51:42,369
you know...

1162
00:51:42,369 --> 00:51:44,371
Maybe I've nailed myself
to the Matsson cross,

1163
00:51:44,371 --> 00:51:47,700
and he might turn out
to be bullshit.

1164
00:51:47,700 --> 00:51:48,975
You know, he's erratic and...
and... and... and...

1165
00:51:48,975 --> 00:51:50,343
You know, maybe he isn't real.

1166
00:51:50,343 --> 00:51:52,846
Shiv, he's real.
He's the future.

1167
00:51:52,846 --> 00:51:54,781
No, Tom. He...

1168
00:51:56,549 --> 00:51:58,451
There is a time bomb
in his numbers,

1169
00:51:58,451 --> 00:52:00,200
and I might get blown up.

1170
00:52:00,200 --> 00:52:01,521
You'll be fine.

1171
00:52:01,521 --> 00:52:03,690
- You'll always be fine.
- No.

1172
00:52:03,690 --> 00:52:06,393
No, I am
****ing my family for this.

1173
00:52:06,393 --> 00:52:07,961
Can I just say something?

1174
00:52:09,620 --> 00:52:12,320
At this party here,
there are maybe 40

1175
00:52:12,320 --> 00:52:14,534
of the most important people
in America,

1176
00:52:14,534 --> 00:52:18,538
and you have just walked
all around, all evening,

1177
00:52:18,538 --> 00:52:21,374
telling them all
that I'm gonna get fired.

1178
00:52:21,374 --> 00:52:24,978
No, it was implied, lightly,
as a little...

1179
00:52:24,978 --> 00:52:27,747
God! Part of
a tactical kind of joke.

1180
00:52:27,747 --> 00:52:32,180
Will you explain to me,
uh, the joke?

1181
00:52:32,180 --> 00:52:34,187
- Because I don't get the ****ing joke.
- Oh, my God. Tom!

1182
00:52:34,187 --> 00:52:36,389
- I don't get the joke.
- It was something that he said,

1183
00:52:36,389 --> 00:52:38,158
that isn't true,
that we needed to say.

1184
00:52:38,158 --> 00:52:40,393
But you stood by his side,
and he said it,

1185
00:52:40,393 --> 00:52:42,529
and you were like, "Okay, well,
that sounds good to me."

1186
00:52:42,529 --> 00:52:44,898
****'s sake.
I'm not doing this right now.

1187
00:52:44,898 --> 00:52:46,199
You know...

1188
00:52:46,199 --> 00:52:48,601
I am in serious trouble.
That was a play.

1189
00:52:48,601 --> 00:52:49,903
You will be okay

1190
00:52:49,903 --> 00:52:51,738
because you are
a tough ****ing *****

1191
00:52:51,738 --> 00:52:55,442
who will always survive
because you do what you need.

1192
00:52:55,442 --> 00:52:58,411
- You will do whatever you need.
- Are you even listening? I will be okay?

1193
00:52:58,411 --> 00:52:59,846
- Yeah? Really?
- Yeah.

1194
00:52:59,846 --> 00:53:02,415
You sure you're not projecting?
Because that is actually you.

1195
00:53:06,686 --> 00:53:08,355
Should we have
a real conversation?

1196
00:53:08,355 --> 00:53:10,724
- With a scorpion? No.
- That was a friendly thing.

1197
00:53:10,724 --> 00:53:13,293
- That was a friendly thing.
- Oh, yeah. Sure. Real friendly.

1198
00:53:13,293 --> 00:53:14,461
Ha, ha, ha.

1199
00:53:15,528 --> 00:53:18,131
Yeah, no. Uh, I'm a scorpion.

1200
00:53:18,131 --> 00:53:21,101
You're a hyena. You're a...
You're a street rat.

1201
00:53:21,101 --> 00:53:22,936
Actually, no.
You're a ****ing snake.

1202
00:53:22,936 --> 00:53:25,772
"Here's a dead snake
to wear as a necktie, Tom.

1203
00:53:25,772 --> 00:53:27,207
Why aren't you laughing?"

1204
00:53:30,977 --> 00:53:33,313
I wonder
if we shouldn't clear the air.

1205
00:53:33,313 --> 00:53:35,148
- Yeah? Mm. Sure.
- Yeah.

1206
00:53:35,148 --> 00:53:38,785
I think that you can be
a very selfish person,

1207
00:53:38,785 --> 00:53:41,588
and I think
you find it very hard

1208
00:53:41,588 --> 00:53:43,323
to think about me.

1209
00:53:43,323 --> 00:53:47,460
- What the ****?
- And I think you shouldn't have even married me, actually.

1210
00:53:47,460 --> 00:53:50,960
What the ****?
What the actual ****?

1211
00:53:50,960 --> 00:53:51,798
You proposed to me.

1212
00:53:51,798 --> 00:53:54,134
You proposed to me
at my lowest ****ing ebb.

1213
00:53:54,134 --> 00:53:56,636
My dad was dying.
What was I supposed to say?

1214
00:53:56,636 --> 00:53:57,637
Perhaps, "No"?

1215
00:53:57,637 --> 00:53:59,105
I didn't want
to hurt your feelings.

1216
00:53:59,105 --> 00:54:02,409
Oh, thanks! Thanks for that!
Yeah, you really kept me safe

1217
00:54:02,409 --> 00:54:04,244
while you ran off
to **** the phone book.

1218
00:54:04,244 --> 00:54:06,120
Oh, **** off. You're a hick.

1219
00:54:06,120 --> 00:54:07,814
- And then... And then...
- Conservative hick.

1220
00:54:07,814 --> 00:54:10,517
You hid it
because you were so scared

1221
00:54:10,517 --> 00:54:12,619
of how ****in' awful you are.

1222
00:54:12,619 --> 00:54:14,954
You were only with me
to get to power.

1223
00:54:14,954 --> 00:54:17,190
Well, you got it now, Tom.
You've got it!

1224
00:54:17,190 --> 00:54:19,192
I'm with you because I love you!

1225
00:54:19,192 --> 00:54:21,828
Bullshit.
You're ****ing me for my DNA.

1226
00:54:21,828 --> 00:54:24,297
You were ****ing me
for a ****ing ladder

1227
00:54:24,297 --> 00:54:27,534
because your whole family
is striving and parochial.

1228
00:54:27,534 --> 00:54:30,637
That's not... That's not
a fair characterization.

1229
00:54:30,637 --> 00:54:33,600
Oh, no? Well, your mom loves me
more than she loves you

1230
00:54:33,600 --> 00:54:34,341
because she's cracked.

1231
00:54:34,341 --> 00:54:37,444
You wanna... You wanna actually
clear the air? Fine.

1232
00:54:37,444 --> 00:54:39,120
You betrayed me.

1233
00:54:39,120 --> 00:54:45,185
You were going to see me get
sent to ****ing prison, Shiv!

1234
00:54:45,185 --> 00:54:49,322
And then you fobbed me off with
that ****in' undrinkable wine,

1235
00:54:49,322 --> 00:54:51,570
and you won't have my baby

1236
00:54:51,570 --> 00:54:52,726
because you never
even thought, honestly,

1237
00:54:52,726 --> 00:54:54,994
that you'd be with me more than,
like, four ****in' years,

1238
00:54:54,994 --> 00:54:57,630
- I don't think!
- You offered to go to jail, Tom!

1239
00:54:57,630 --> 00:54:59,650
You offered
because you're servile!

1240
00:54:59,650 --> 00:55:00,400
You're just... You're servile!

1241
00:55:00,400 --> 00:55:03,403
You are incapable of thinking
about anybody

1242
00:55:03,403 --> 00:55:04,471
other than yourself

1243
00:55:04,471 --> 00:55:06,239
'cause your sense
of who you are, Shiv,

1244
00:55:06,239 --> 00:55:08,174
- is that ****in' thin!
- Oh, yeah?

1245
00:55:08,174 --> 00:55:09,476
- Yeah.
- You read that in a book, Tom?

1246
00:55:09,476 --> 00:55:11,878
You're too ****in' transparent
to find in a book!

1247
00:55:11,878 --> 00:55:13,546
You're pathetic.
You're pathetic.

1248
00:55:13,546 --> 00:55:15,215
You're a masochist,
and you can't even take it.

1249
00:55:15,215 --> 00:55:17,500
I think you are
incapable of love.

1250
00:55:17,500 --> 00:55:19,520
And I think you are maybe not

1251
00:55:19,919 --> 00:55:21,588
a good person to have children!

1252
00:55:24,240 --> 00:55:25,925
Well, that's not very nice
to say, is it?

1253
00:55:26,493 --> 00:55:27,660
I'm sorry.

1254
00:55:29,562 --> 00:55:31,664
I'm sorry. But you... You...

1255
00:55:31,664 --> 00:55:35,769
You have hurt me more
than you can possibly imagine.

1256
00:55:35,769 --> 00:55:39,439
And you, you took away
the last six months

1257
00:55:39,439 --> 00:55:40,740
I could've had with my dad.

1258
00:55:40,740 --> 00:55:41,875
- No.
- Yes.

1259
00:55:41,875 --> 00:55:42,942
- No!
- Yes.

1260
00:55:42,942 --> 00:55:45,545
You sucked up to him,
and you cut me out!

1261
00:55:46,913 --> 00:55:49,516
It's not my fault

1262
00:55:49,516 --> 00:55:51,418
that you didn't get
his approval.

1263
00:55:52,719 --> 00:55:55,422
I have given you
endless approval,

1264
00:55:55,422 --> 00:55:58,425
and it doesn't fill you up
because you're broken.

1265
00:56:00,360 --> 00:56:02,395
I don't like you.

1266
00:56:04,597 --> 00:56:05,765
I don't...

1267
00:56:06,633 --> 00:56:08,234
I don't even care about you.

1268
00:56:08,868 --> 00:56:10,770
I don't care.

1269
00:56:13,390 --> 00:56:16,109
Have we cleared the air, huh?
Feel good now?

1270
00:56:17,277 --> 00:56:18,478
- Yeah.
- Yeah.

1271
00:56:18,478 --> 00:56:20,613
- ****in' great. Tip-top.
- Uh-huh.

1272
00:56:22,415 --> 00:56:25,418
You don't deserve me.
And you never did.

1273
00:56:27,921 --> 00:56:29,489
And everything came out of that.

1274
00:56:31,458 --> 00:56:34,794
Oof! So fu... ****ing flat.

1275
00:56:54,481 --> 00:56:56,950
You, uh, find ways
to have fun out there?

1276
00:56:56,950 --> 00:56:58,151
More or less.

1277
00:56:58,151 --> 00:57:00,420
The red wine
smells like wet dog.

1278
00:57:02,455 --> 00:57:04,524
Listen, I just
wanted to do five.

1279
00:57:04,524 --> 00:57:06,259
Just me and you.
Just Franky and Kenny.

1280
00:57:06,259 --> 00:57:08,261
- Mm-hmm.
- Not CEO and Chair.

1281
00:57:08,261 --> 00:57:09,162
Oh, wow.

1282
00:57:09,162 --> 00:57:11,364
Yeah. I don't think
the GoJo deal

1283
00:57:11,364 --> 00:57:13,299
is in the best interests
of the shareholders,

1284
00:57:13,299 --> 00:57:16,102
- and I would like to explore ways of blocking it.
- La, la, la, la, la!

1285
00:57:16,102 --> 00:57:17,170
I don't wanna hear it, Ken!

1286
00:57:17,170 --> 00:57:18,338
What if I told you

1287
00:57:18,338 --> 00:57:20,674
his subs in India
are significantly inflated?

1288
00:57:22,942 --> 00:57:24,477
I'm just gonna hit you
with this.

1289
00:57:24,477 --> 00:57:26,946
What if we run it
all the way back?

1290
00:57:26,946 --> 00:57:29,215
Do I even wanna know
what that means?

1291
00:57:29,816 --> 00:57:31,785
We go reverse Viking.

1292
00:57:31,785 --> 00:57:33,319
We pillage their village.

1293
00:57:33,953 --> 00:57:35,789
Waystar acquires GoJo.

1294
00:57:39,492 --> 00:57:44,164
It... There would
have to be major issues.

1295
00:57:44,164 --> 00:57:45,465
There are.

1296
00:57:45,465 --> 00:57:49,350
What if we could slow this down
and we eat Matsson's lunch?

1297
00:57:50,470 --> 00:57:52,500
Bigger than Dad ever was.

1298
00:57:53,306 --> 00:57:54,741
Uh, Roman and Shiv?

1299
00:57:54,741 --> 00:57:57,911
Yeah, I don't know.
Part of my plans.

1300
00:57:57,911 --> 00:58:00,513
I love 'em, but not in love
with 'em, you know?

1301
00:58:00,513 --> 00:58:02,849
Mm-hmm.
One head, one crown.

1302
00:58:03,550 --> 00:58:04,851
But I'll need ballast.

1303
00:58:06,190 --> 00:58:07,153
Are you with me?

1304
00:58:29,750 --> 00:58:31,945
Hi, everyone. Hi.

1305
00:58:31,945 --> 00:58:33,947
Bedtime for Bonzo!

1306
00:58:33,947 --> 00:58:37,283
Sorry, but please get the ****
out of my house now.

1307
00:58:38,918 --> 00:58:41,540
Yeah. No, no, no. Please.

1308
00:58:41,540 --> 00:58:43,923
Party's over
'cause I gotta sleep!

1309
00:58:43,923 --> 00:58:46,292
It's been a terrific night.
Thank you so much.

1310
00:58:46,292 --> 00:58:47,527
No, I am serious.

1311
00:58:47,527 --> 00:58:51,865
Off you go, go to bed.
Enjoy your beds. Go home, cry.

1312
00:58:51,865 --> 00:58:53,466
I'm done. I'm done.

1313
00:58:53,466 --> 00:58:56,770
I can barely stand,
but I've had enough. Good night.

1314
00:58:58,380 --> 00:59:00,473
- Good night, Tom.
- Don't forget your coats!

1315
00:59:03,543 --> 00:59:05,145
- Hmm.
- **** Tom.

1316
00:59:05,145 --> 00:59:06,813
Yeah. **** Tom.

1317
00:59:07,580 --> 00:59:08,615
**** Tom.

1318
00:59:09,449 --> 00:59:12,585
So, guys. Um... Funeral.

1319
00:59:12,585 --> 00:59:13,887
If nobody wants to grab it,

1320
00:59:13,887 --> 00:59:16,289
I'm happy to take
the big-energy spot.

1321
00:59:16,289 --> 00:59:17,257
Yeah?

1322
00:59:17,257 --> 00:59:18,625
- Yeah.
- Uh...

1323
00:59:18,625 --> 00:59:22,395
Yeah. I mean, it seemed like
nobody wanted it. So, I got it.

1324
00:59:22,395 --> 00:59:23,563
Yeah?

1325
00:59:23,563 --> 00:59:25,650
Sure, it's fine.

1326
00:59:25,650 --> 00:59:28,268
Knock yourself out.
Just paint it red.

1327
00:59:28,268 --> 00:59:30,437
- Yeah. Happy?
- Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

1328
00:59:30,437 --> 00:59:31,738
- Happy?
- Happy.

1329
00:59:31,738 --> 00:59:32,839
Happy.

1330
00:59:32,839 --> 00:59:34,441
Happy, happy, headbangers.

1331
00:59:35,508 --> 00:59:38,110
Here we are. Okay. Mm!

1332
00:59:40,780 --> 00:59:42,248
- Good night.
- Night.

