1 00:00:01,468 --> 00:00:04,604 Sleepwalking into oblivion. 2 00:00:04,604 --> 00:00:08,308 Uncontrolled migration, hyperinflation, rampant crime, 3 00:00:08,308 --> 00:00:10,276 - cultural Marxism... - Here we go. 4 00:00:10,276 --> 00:00:13,790 The 5:00 p.m. 5 00:00:13,790 --> 00:00:15,315 - All good? - Yeah, I'm good, Greg, 6 00:00:15,315 --> 00:00:17,650 considering it's my first post-Logan election, 7 00:00:17,650 --> 00:00:20,253 and I have Cyd, uh, running around town, 8 00:00:20,253 --> 00:00:22,956 spitting poison like a ****ing king cobra with an iPhone. 9 00:00:22,956 --> 00:00:24,958 I have, uh, PGN to the left of me, 10 00:00:24,958 --> 00:00:26,393 I have FVA to the right. 11 00:00:26,393 --> 00:00:29,629 I gotta deliver the best election numbers ever 12 00:00:29,629 --> 00:00:31,631 'cause my bosses wanna rip my heart out 13 00:00:31,631 --> 00:00:32,732 as a peace offering 14 00:00:32,732 --> 00:00:34,467 - to all comers. So, no, Greg. - Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. 15 00:00:34,467 --> 00:00:36,636 You know, I'm a little bit tense. 16 00:00:36,636 --> 00:00:38,905 Just a little bit. Little tense. 17 00:00:38,905 --> 00:00:40,774 Well, yeah, I'm feeling pretty good. 18 00:02:10,497 --> 00:02:13,500 I got to the polling location at 11:00 a.m., 19 00:02:13,500 --> 00:02:15,935 I thought it was very odd the lines were short... 20 00:02:15,935 --> 00:02:17,337 - Hey, Tom. - Hey, Ken. 21 00:02:17,337 --> 00:02:18,438 You good? You feeling good? 22 00:02:18,438 --> 00:02:20,273 Needs to be gangbusters tonight, man. Yeah? 23 00:02:20,273 --> 00:02:21,675 Yeah, you got it. You got it. 24 00:02:21,675 --> 00:02:23,430 All right, need those numbers, T. 25 00:02:23,430 --> 00:02:25,378 Really wanna see those numbers, Tom, okay? 26 00:02:25,378 --> 00:02:27,280 - Okay. - Market's watching. 27 00:02:27,280 --> 00:02:29,382 First Super Bowl. How we gonna cope without the king? Right? 28 00:02:29,382 --> 00:02:31,918 Okay, got it, Ken. All good, all good. 29 00:02:31,918 --> 00:02:34,621 - Hey, Pam. How's it looking? - Uh, bit of crackle. 30 00:02:34,621 --> 00:02:37,957 We have a news van in a bit of trouble in Oregon. 31 00:02:37,957 --> 00:02:39,759 Things looking fighty in Milwaukee... 32 00:02:39,759 --> 00:02:42,128 Did you see the viral thing about the woman, 33 00:02:42,128 --> 00:02:44,297 um, who voted, like, 40 times for Jimenez 34 00:02:44,297 --> 00:02:45,765 under her dead mom's name? 35 00:02:45,765 --> 00:02:47,801 We tracked her down. Not super reliable. 36 00:02:47,801 --> 00:02:49,269 She's not a well person. 37 00:02:49,269 --> 00:02:51,638 She's... Well, you're not a doctor, Pam. 38 00:02:51,638 --> 00:02:54,474 Until you qualify, why don't you get her on the air? 39 00:02:54,474 --> 00:02:57,143 Oof! Long night in dress shoes? 40 00:02:57,143 --> 00:03:00,480 Cyd used to go for these sort of slip-ons with a padded sock. 41 00:03:00,480 --> 00:03:02,982 Yeah, probably 'cause she couldn't get her cloven hooves 42 00:03:02,982 --> 00:03:04,617 into her regular shoes. 43 00:03:04,617 --> 00:03:07,921 I'm perfectly comfortable, Pam. I've got good arches. 44 00:03:07,921 --> 00:03:09,222 - All right. - They've been remarked upon. 45 00:03:09,222 --> 00:03:11,570 Five p.m. exit polls, come on. 46 00:03:11,570 --> 00:03:13,760 - Five p.m. - Hey, Darwin. You don't, um... 47 00:03:13,760 --> 00:03:15,762 Oh, they're cool. Um, you don't... 48 00:03:15,762 --> 00:03:17,564 You don't do anything special tonight, do you? 49 00:03:17,564 --> 00:03:19,833 Just somebody was talking about adult diapers? 50 00:03:19,833 --> 00:03:22,200 Oh, no, I think there's always time for the bathroom. 51 00:03:22,200 --> 00:03:23,636 Fine. Okay, thanks. 52 00:03:24,904 --> 00:03:27,407 Okay. Excuse me. Coming through. 53 00:03:27,407 --> 00:03:29,476 Coming through here. Coming through. 54 00:03:29,476 --> 00:03:32,679 Hey, everybody. So, terms and conditions. 55 00:03:32,679 --> 00:03:35,281 Forgive me, those of you who already know this. 56 00:03:35,281 --> 00:03:36,783 You get, uh, you get some rest though? 57 00:03:36,783 --> 00:03:39,853 No, no. Marital strife. 58 00:03:39,853 --> 00:03:41,321 Can I hear a "Got it"? 59 00:03:41,321 --> 00:03:43,123 - Got it. - Thank you. Also, what we're about to tell you... 60 00:03:43,123 --> 00:03:44,991 - How was your night? - With Matsson? 61 00:03:44,991 --> 00:03:49,496 Pretty monstrous. His crew knows some unseemly venues. 62 00:03:50,797 --> 00:03:52,966 I danced with an old man. 63 00:03:52,966 --> 00:03:55,168 - What? - Yeah. He didn't want to dance, 64 00:03:55,168 --> 00:03:58,672 but they made us dance. He was so confused. 65 00:03:58,672 --> 00:04:04,277 I drank things that aren't normally drinks. 66 00:04:05,211 --> 00:04:07,781 And I... I got the impression... 67 00:04:09,282 --> 00:04:14,540 Do you know about Matsson with Shiv and their sort of... 68 00:04:14,540 --> 00:04:17,123 like, their... their business alliance agreement? 69 00:04:19,392 --> 00:04:21,661 Well, I'm sure I don't know what you're talking about. 70 00:04:23,163 --> 00:04:25,398 Okay, I didn't think so. 71 00:04:25,398 --> 00:04:28,702 Do you wanna strategize? You wanna fry her *** up? 72 00:04:29,569 --> 00:04:32,500 Information, Greg. 73 00:04:32,972 --> 00:04:34,541 It's like a bottle of fine wine. 74 00:04:35,475 --> 00:04:37,577 You store it, you hoard it, 75 00:04:37,577 --> 00:04:39,579 you save it for a special occasion. 76 00:04:39,579 --> 00:04:42,549 And then you smash someone's ****ing face in with it. 77 00:04:42,549 --> 00:04:44,918 - Nice. - So, what we're hearing is, 78 00:04:44,918 --> 00:04:47,520 and remember, this is not decisive, 79 00:04:47,520 --> 00:04:49,220 what we're seeing is Mencken 80 00:04:49,220 --> 00:04:54,940 may be over-performing in Georgia and Arizona. 81 00:04:54,940 --> 00:04:56,863 So, our early read would be 82 00:04:56,863 --> 00:04:59,265 closer than polls have suggested. 83 00:04:59,265 --> 00:05:02,602 Close, but Jimenez likely edging 84 00:05:02,602 --> 00:05:04,400 - on what we've seen. - Boo! 85 00:05:04,400 --> 00:05:07,700 Listen, this is privileged information. 86 00:05:07,700 --> 00:05:09,409 Leaks that suppress or encourage turnout 87 00:05:09,409 --> 00:05:10,744 could result in our ejection 88 00:05:10,744 --> 00:05:13,460 from the National Election Pool, okay? 89 00:05:13,460 --> 00:05:15,810 Yeah, you heard the man. 90 00:05:15,810 --> 00:05:16,182 Zip it. 91 00:05:17,550 --> 00:05:18,585 That's great. 92 00:05:19,853 --> 00:05:23,560 Okay, Tom says exit polls say looks like Jimenez. 93 00:05:23,757 --> 00:05:24,924 No leaks. 94 00:05:24,924 --> 00:05:27,527 That's great. I mean, I got four smileys from Gil. 95 00:05:27,527 --> 00:05:28,628 They think they've got it. 96 00:05:28,628 --> 00:05:31,564 I have got eggplant, eggplant, flag from Mencken. 97 00:05:32,966 --> 00:05:35,680 Well, two eggplants is not as much 98 00:05:35,680 --> 00:05:36,302 as four smileys, obviously. 99 00:05:36,302 --> 00:05:38,905 Four smileys is symptomatic of the complacency 100 00:05:38,905 --> 00:05:40,373 at the heart of his out-of-touch campaign. 101 00:05:40,373 --> 00:05:43,410 Eggplant, eggplant, flag reeks of the misogynistic bravado 102 00:05:43,410 --> 00:05:45,245 that has so repelled the median voter. 103 00:05:45,245 --> 00:05:47,981 - Huh? Hmm? - Jesus. Oh, I feel sick. 104 00:05:47,981 --> 00:05:49,816 Oh, why? It's fun. 105 00:05:49,816 --> 00:05:50,984 My team is playing your team. 106 00:05:50,984 --> 00:05:52,919 It's only spicy 'cause if my team wins, 107 00:05:52,919 --> 00:05:54,540 they're gonna shoot your team. 108 00:05:54,540 --> 00:05:55,388 Okay, but what are you hearing, seriously? 109 00:05:55,388 --> 00:05:56,990 Are these your vans? The Nazi vans? 110 00:05:56,990 --> 00:05:58,625 The van? Oh, the... the fun vans? 111 00:05:58,625 --> 00:06:00,126 The, uh, the fun buses? Yeah. 112 00:06:00,126 --> 00:06:01,561 Yeah, in Florida, they picked people up 113 00:06:01,561 --> 00:06:02,929 telling them they were taking them to vote, 114 00:06:02,929 --> 00:06:04,464 and then a kid got left by the highway. 115 00:06:04,464 --> 00:06:06,660 It's ****ing kidnapping, Rome. 116 00:06:06,660 --> 00:06:10,637 It's ****ing kidnapping now? False flag. Nice try. 117 00:06:10,637 --> 00:06:12,505 Kidnapping. It's kidnapping. 118 00:06:14,908 --> 00:06:16,509 - Hey! - Lukas! Hey. 119 00:06:16,509 --> 00:06:17,844 So, it's looking like Jimenez. 120 00:06:17,844 --> 00:06:21,948 Which is good for democracy and great for us. 121 00:06:21,948 --> 00:06:23,183 Okay. 122 00:06:23,183 --> 00:06:24,351 So, either way, 123 00:06:24,351 --> 00:06:27,120 I think that we consider releasing your, you know, 124 00:06:27,120 --> 00:06:28,955 your funky numbers, maybe tomorrow? 125 00:06:28,955 --> 00:06:31,291 Day after tomorrow? Just get ahead of the numbers 126 00:06:31,291 --> 00:06:33,159 and, you know, I can come up with some language. 127 00:06:33,159 --> 00:06:37,497 Yeah, I was... I was talking last night to Oskar 128 00:06:37,497 --> 00:06:40,166 and Gregory Peggory about that. 129 00:06:40,166 --> 00:06:42,802 Uh, I'm sorry, you spoke to Greg about this? 130 00:06:42,802 --> 00:06:44,771 Yeah, well, he was part of a conversation, 131 00:06:44,771 --> 00:06:46,806 just as a normalist. 132 00:06:46,806 --> 00:06:49,609 And, uh... And then I was wondering, 133 00:06:49,609 --> 00:06:50,977 you know, maybe we... 134 00:06:50,977 --> 00:06:52,712 Maybe we keep my... 135 00:06:52,712 --> 00:06:55,315 my terrible secret a secret, you know? 136 00:06:55,315 --> 00:06:59,520 Okay. Uh... 137 00:06:59,520 --> 00:07:00,687 Yeah, look, let me have a think about that. 138 00:07:00,687 --> 00:07:02,622 I gotta... I gotta take this. 139 00:07:02,622 --> 00:07:04,224 I'll... I'll... I'll call you back. 140 00:07:05,158 --> 00:07:06,590 Nate. 141 00:07:06,590 --> 00:07:07,694 How's things in Mission Control Denver? 142 00:07:07,694 --> 00:07:08,862 Are you in at ATN, Shiv? 143 00:07:08,862 --> 00:07:10,730 Upstairs. Leave it to them, Dad's rules. 144 00:07:10,730 --> 00:07:13,330 Well, they need to be covering the intimidation. 145 00:07:13,330 --> 00:07:14,167 It's pretty dark, Shiv. 146 00:07:14,167 --> 00:07:16,169 Who watches the watchmen, you know? 147 00:07:16,169 --> 00:07:19,390 "Who watches the watchmen?" I ****ing do. 148 00:07:19,390 --> 00:07:20,740 - You getting good numbers? - Good. 149 00:07:20,740 --> 00:07:23,309 I'm just watching the weather. Storm clouds in Nevada. 150 00:07:23,309 --> 00:07:25,110 We got people in line. 151 00:07:25,110 --> 00:07:28,815 Disturbance in Wisconsin. But, uh, yeah, yeah. 152 00:07:29,382 --> 00:07:30,817 Scared, but good. 153 00:07:32,180 --> 00:07:33,319 Precinct data is... 154 00:07:34,554 --> 00:07:36,423 Pennsylvania, Arizona could be tough. 155 00:07:36,423 --> 00:07:39,192 Let's keep this channel open on all things 156 00:07:39,192 --> 00:07:42,162 Matsson and me, and the new ATN, yeah? 157 00:07:42,162 --> 00:07:43,730 All things good. 158 00:07:43,730 --> 00:07:45,765 All right. So, Jimenez wins, 159 00:07:45,765 --> 00:07:47,567 and he just waves the ****ing deal through. 160 00:07:47,567 --> 00:07:48,835 And then we're what? 161 00:07:48,835 --> 00:07:51,438 I guess, ****ing last ditch, the board? 162 00:07:51,438 --> 00:07:53,606 The shareholders? 163 00:07:55,410 --> 00:07:57,410 Okay, uh, Jeryd wants face-to-face. 164 00:07:57,410 --> 00:07:58,845 Okay. Me too? 165 00:07:58,845 --> 00:08:00,113 Um, I doubt it. I'm asking. 166 00:08:00,113 --> 00:08:02,182 Do you wanna try Gil, or maybe direct to Jimenez? 167 00:08:02,182 --> 00:08:05,418 It feels kinda sweaty. Maybe I wait a day. 168 00:08:05,418 --> 00:08:09,550 A day... I... I mean, I guess, today's the ****ing day, right? 169 00:08:09,550 --> 00:08:11,424 Like, today's the day the rooster puts its head in our hands. 170 00:08:11,424 --> 00:08:13,460 Today is the moment of... 171 00:08:13,460 --> 00:08:17,297 maximum leverage. Uh, yeah. Nope, it looks like just me. 172 00:08:17,297 --> 00:08:18,798 It's a bit tight for both of us. 173 00:08:18,798 --> 00:08:21,368 **** him. All right, go, go, go. 174 00:08:21,368 --> 00:08:22,469 - I'm going. - Sure, sure. 175 00:08:22,469 --> 00:08:24,371 Let me know what you come up with. 176 00:08:29,576 --> 00:08:31,644 - Hey, Rava. - Hey, listen, um, 177 00:08:31,644 --> 00:08:33,380 - we... we are all okay... - Yeah? 178 00:08:33,380 --> 00:08:36,883 But, um, we're a bit, uh, freaked out. 179 00:08:36,883 --> 00:08:40,530 There is an SUV. Well, uh, we... we think 180 00:08:40,530 --> 00:08:42,956 there's an SUV, and it's... it's following us. 181 00:08:42,956 --> 00:08:45,725 So, um, can we come to the office? 182 00:08:45,725 --> 00:08:48,795 Because, uh, you have good security at the office? 183 00:08:48,795 --> 00:08:50,630 What's the license plate? 184 00:08:50,630 --> 00:08:52,632 - The license is T... 3... - Is it, uh, T... TR... 185 00:08:52,632 --> 00:08:54,670 - I can't... - Right, 'cause it's probably... 186 00:08:54,670 --> 00:08:55,835 It's probably mine. I didn't want Sophie to freak, 187 00:08:55,835 --> 00:08:57,470 so I just... I just actioned it. 188 00:08:57,470 --> 00:08:59,606 Are you... You're... 189 00:09:00,940 --> 00:09:03,610 Oh, my God. You're having me followed 190 00:09:03,610 --> 00:09:05,945 with th... th... This covert surveillance 191 00:09:05,945 --> 00:09:08,448 to show you care? The actual ****, Ken? 192 00:09:08,448 --> 00:09:10,784 Just an extra layer of bubble wrap for her and Ivey. 193 00:09:10,784 --> 00:09:12,180 Are you guys okay? You okay? 194 00:09:12,180 --> 00:09:15,121 - Is she okay? - She's, um, scared, Ken. Okay? 195 00:09:15,121 --> 00:09:17,230 - I'm... I am scared. - Rava, Rava. 196 00:09:17,230 --> 00:09:18,491 - Listen, just... - I don't know what... 197 00:09:18,491 --> 00:09:20,694 There... there is... There is shit burning, 198 00:09:20,694 --> 00:09:21,828 there is intimidation. 199 00:09:21,828 --> 00:09:24,631 - I don't understand... - Relax, okay? Relax. 200 00:09:24,631 --> 00:09:26,266 Tell Sophie, I love her, 201 00:09:26,266 --> 00:09:28,468 and that is why I do everything I do. 202 00:09:28,468 --> 00:09:30,603 Okay, Soph? Soph, I love you, sweetie, okay? 203 00:09:30,603 --> 00:09:32,339 Nothing's gonna happen. 204 00:09:32,339 --> 00:09:34,474 Exit polls say Jimenez, okay? 205 00:09:34,474 --> 00:09:36,609 I won't let the world push you, okay, sweetie? 206 00:09:36,609 --> 00:09:39,546 Okay. 207 00:09:48,488 --> 00:09:50,123 Ken. 208 00:09:50,123 --> 00:09:51,558 Hey, man. Just... just calling 209 00:09:51,558 --> 00:09:53,226 to say good luck. Great numbers. 210 00:09:53,226 --> 00:09:54,828 - Thanks, man. - And, um, 211 00:09:54,828 --> 00:09:57,664 listen, apologies if... If things got a bit heated. 212 00:09:57,664 --> 00:09:58,865 A lot of shit going down. 213 00:09:58,865 --> 00:10:02,202 Victory vans and shitheads kicking off in Milwaukee. 214 00:10:02,202 --> 00:10:05,205 - ATN wanna cover? - Yeah, I'll... I'll... I'll talk, 215 00:10:05,205 --> 00:10:09,642 uh, but gotta let them do their thing. But, yeah, yeah. 216 00:10:09,642 --> 00:10:12,345 - Okay. - Listen, you got Daniel there? 217 00:10:12,345 --> 00:10:14,547 You know, let me, uh, let me see. 218 00:10:20,553 --> 00:10:21,688 Yeah, come in. 219 00:10:24,491 --> 00:10:27,594 Sir, are you here for Kendall Roy? 220 00:10:29,529 --> 00:10:32,265 - Hey, Kendall. - Hey, Dan. Hey, man. 221 00:10:33,533 --> 00:10:34,868 Good luck. Just, uh... 222 00:10:34,868 --> 00:10:37,370 - Just best of luck. - Thanks, man. 223 00:10:37,370 --> 00:10:38,938 - Uh, great to speak. - Yeah. 224 00:10:38,938 --> 00:10:40,573 But, uh... But when this is over, 225 00:10:40,573 --> 00:10:43,243 uh, I think there needs to be a big conversation about tech, 226 00:10:43,243 --> 00:10:45,178 - is all I'd say. - Great to speak. 227 00:10:45,178 --> 00:10:46,913 I'm gonna put Nate back on. 228 00:10:46,913 --> 00:10:49,490 Sure. And... and... And may the best man 229 00:10:49,490 --> 00:10:51,518 who will, you know, protect American jobs 230 00:10:51,518 --> 00:10:54,287 and reign in tech and is called Daniel win, 231 00:10:54,287 --> 00:10:56,122 you know? 232 00:10:57,223 --> 00:10:59,392 Let's catch up. Have a good one, man. 233 00:10:59,392 --> 00:11:00,527 Yeah, sure. Sure, man. 234 00:11:00,527 --> 00:11:04,297 You know, tonight, my eye is just right here, 235 00:11:04,297 --> 00:11:07,133 making sure it's fair as ****, all right? 236 00:11:07,133 --> 00:11:09,569 Have a good night, man. Stay hydrated. 237 00:11:27,487 --> 00:11:29,556 - Hey, come on. - Yep. Hell yeah. 238 00:11:30,390 --> 00:11:31,424 Thank you. 239 00:11:34,461 --> 00:11:36,262 Busy, busy. Hello, hello! 240 00:11:36,262 --> 00:11:39,833 Look at you! Losing it, like a massive ****ing loser. 241 00:11:39,833 --> 00:11:41,501 Yeah. Well, I blame you. 242 00:11:41,501 --> 00:11:43,903 - Couldn't deliver Connor, huh? - Whoops. 243 00:11:43,903 --> 00:11:46,906 ATN scared to run all the fraud? 244 00:11:46,906 --> 00:11:48,742 Well, I keep my hands out, you know? 245 00:11:48,742 --> 00:11:50,844 **** you. What is this? 'Cause, you know, I'm quite busy. 246 00:11:50,844 --> 00:11:53,413 - Oh, you're busy? - Yes, I am busy. 247 00:11:53,413 --> 00:11:55,648 I don't run around town like some ****ing food-bike guy, 248 00:11:55,648 --> 00:11:57,117 - you know? - Yeah. 249 00:11:57,117 --> 00:12:00,987 Just, uh, wanted to say a couple things. 250 00:12:00,987 --> 00:12:02,455 Yeah? 251 00:12:02,455 --> 00:12:04,924 Very directly. 252 00:12:06,920 --> 00:12:07,660 We still think we can win. 253 00:12:07,660 --> 00:12:10,764 - Sure. - But I am very focused 254 00:12:10,764 --> 00:12:11,831 on losing. 255 00:12:11,831 --> 00:12:14,340 - All right. - Winning is easy. 256 00:12:14,340 --> 00:12:15,669 Winning would take care of itself. 257 00:12:15,669 --> 00:12:18,672 - Sure. - But if I lose... 258 00:12:18,672 --> 00:12:22,375 I need to work on what ***holes would call "The narrative." 259 00:12:22,375 --> 00:12:25,445 Uh-huh. Uh, like a "insurgent campaign, 260 00:12:25,445 --> 00:12:27,347 unfairly maligned as extremist 261 00:12:27,347 --> 00:12:29,683 by the coastal masturbation factories." 262 00:12:29,683 --> 00:12:30,817 Exactly. If I lose, 263 00:12:30,817 --> 00:12:32,886 I want it correctly characterized 264 00:12:32,886 --> 00:12:34,387 as a huge victory. 265 00:12:34,387 --> 00:12:37,570 - Over-performed, huh? - Mm-hmm. 266 00:12:37,570 --> 00:12:40,460 I want to be the president. I want you to... 267 00:12:40,460 --> 00:12:42,562 be a partner in that, and if it isn't tonight, 268 00:12:43,296 --> 00:12:44,297 it will be next time. 269 00:12:44,297 --> 00:12:46,320 Even if you're not going to be the president, 270 00:12:46,320 --> 00:12:47,867 you're going to be our president. 271 00:12:47,867 --> 00:12:50,970 Exactly. You, me, we'll go far. 272 00:12:50,970 --> 00:12:52,706 Over the road and into the bar. 273 00:13:05,318 --> 00:13:07,153 So, listen, at some point tonight 274 00:13:07,153 --> 00:13:08,822 could we do a chat, uh, 275 00:13:08,822 --> 00:13:10,857 in terms of the... The me of things, 276 00:13:10,857 --> 00:13:13,259 and, like, how to play it? 277 00:13:13,259 --> 00:13:17,970 Because Matsson, he treated me quite abominably, 278 00:13:17,970 --> 00:13:18,531 but it felt, like, trusting 279 00:13:18,531 --> 00:13:20,100 and he was saying a lot of things, and... 280 00:13:20,100 --> 00:13:21,334 Okay, okay. Enough, enough, enough. 281 00:13:21,334 --> 00:13:23,903 Where's my coffee? 282 00:13:23,903 --> 00:13:25,538 Tom, I don't do coffee anymore... 283 00:13:25,538 --> 00:13:27,440 No, Greg! 284 00:13:27,440 --> 00:13:30,243 Greg, I have to be clear. I have to. 285 00:13:30,243 --> 00:13:32,780 If I get drowsy, 286 00:13:32,780 --> 00:13:37,170 and I miscall Colorado, instability, right? 287 00:13:38,180 --> 00:13:39,886 Then the US loses credibility, 288 00:13:39,886 --> 00:13:42,255 China spots an opportunity and invades Taiwan. 289 00:13:42,255 --> 00:13:45,458 Tactical nukes. ****ing shit goes kablooey 290 00:13:45,458 --> 00:13:46,693 and we're back to amoeba. 291 00:13:46,693 --> 00:13:49,429 It's a long way back from pond life, 292 00:13:49,429 --> 00:13:52,565 'cause you failed to get me a double shot, okay? 293 00:13:52,565 --> 00:13:54,300 Okay. Well, do you... 294 00:13:54,300 --> 00:13:56,569 do you want some of what you asked for? 295 00:13:59,472 --> 00:14:03,476 Um, no, I don't... I don't think so. 296 00:14:03,476 --> 00:14:04,778 What do you think? 297 00:14:05,712 --> 00:14:08,314 Maybe no. I me... Election night? 298 00:14:12,850 --> 00:14:14,788 - Um... - Your... your call. I mean... 299 00:14:14,788 --> 00:14:17,957 Yeah, hit me. But this is not a... not a thing. 300 00:14:17,957 --> 00:14:19,292 Okay? It's not going in a book. 301 00:14:19,292 --> 00:14:22,929 - It's just... Yeah, okay. - Yeah. Quick, quick. 302 00:14:22,929 --> 00:14:24,970 Quick as a whistle. 303 00:14:29,690 --> 00:14:32,172 Oh. What do we have here? What's on the, 304 00:14:32,172 --> 00:14:33,707 - uh, the board? - What's on the board? 305 00:14:34,974 --> 00:14:36,443 - Want it? - Thanks. 306 00:14:38,780 --> 00:14:40,313 Just rubbing the board innocently. 307 00:14:40,313 --> 00:14:42,515 Simply cleaning the whiteboard here. 308 00:14:45,850 --> 00:14:46,319 - Okay. - Uh... 309 00:14:46,319 --> 00:14:48,210 - Here you go. - No, no. Not... not for me. 310 00:14:48,210 --> 00:14:49,522 - What? - No. I'm just starting 311 00:14:49,522 --> 00:14:51,624 - to feel normal from last night. - What, you'll do it with Matsson, 312 00:14:51,624 --> 00:14:52,792 and not with me? 313 00:14:52,792 --> 00:14:54,361 I don't want you looking all judgy all night. Come on. 314 00:14:54,361 --> 00:14:57,297 No, I need a clear head, and I don't wanna get addicted 315 00:14:57,297 --> 00:14:59,432 - from two nights in a row. - Shut up, Greg. Don't be Mom. 316 00:14:59,432 --> 00:15:01,100 - Come on. - I don't want to, please. 317 00:15:01,100 --> 00:15:04,204 Greg, it's medically good for your brain. It is. 318 00:15:04,204 --> 00:15:05,672 What are you saying, all Aztecs are stupid? 319 00:15:05,672 --> 00:15:08,174 Don't be a racist, little ***** about it. Come on. 320 00:15:08,174 --> 00:15:09,509 - Yeah, okay. - Come on. 321 00:15:10,810 --> 00:15:12,679 Don't... What? Are you pretending? 322 00:15:12,679 --> 00:15:14,647 - No, I'm... - Are you pretending to do coke? 323 00:15:14,647 --> 00:15:16,282 - Some got up. - Well, ****ing do it. 324 00:15:16,282 --> 00:15:18,885 - All right. - There. God! 325 00:15:19,719 --> 00:15:21,287 Okay. 326 00:15:24,124 --> 00:15:26,559 What the **** is that? 327 00:15:26,559 --> 00:15:28,610 Oh, that. I guess they... 328 00:15:28,610 --> 00:15:29,829 They were ordering some for folks, 329 00:15:29,829 --> 00:15:30,897 I said why not get you one? 330 00:15:30,897 --> 00:15:34,534 Bodega sushi? Are you insane? 331 00:15:34,534 --> 00:15:36,503 I... No... That's not me, that's Samson. 332 00:15:36,503 --> 00:15:38,872 - That's... - No, not Samson, Greg! 333 00:15:38,872 --> 00:15:41,474 Not Samson, not! 334 00:15:41,474 --> 00:15:43,476 I want you Gregging for me. 335 00:15:43,476 --> 00:15:45,378 You're busted back down to Greg tonight. 336 00:15:45,378 --> 00:15:47,814 - No! - Yeah! Tonight, my digestive system 337 00:15:47,814 --> 00:15:50,160 is basically, part of the constitution, okay? 338 00:15:50,160 --> 00:15:51,851 Microwaved milk and ginger shots. 339 00:15:51,851 --> 00:15:54,921 American bottled water. Spaghetti and olive oil, okay? 340 00:15:55,689 --> 00:15:56,823 - Okay? - Okay. 341 00:15:56,823 --> 00:15:58,892 Okay. 342 00:15:58,892 --> 00:16:00,226 Hey, Con! 343 00:16:00,226 --> 00:16:01,695 Tom! 344 00:16:01,695 --> 00:16:03,930 Yeah, I got this crew here. 345 00:16:03,930 --> 00:16:07,100 - Uh-huh, uh-huh. - And they're filming the stuff, 346 00:16:07,100 --> 00:16:11,371 but none of it is making it on the show, dude. 347 00:16:11,371 --> 00:16:13,239 Is there any film in these cameras? 348 00:16:13,239 --> 00:16:17,210 Yeah, I think we are... We are planning to feature, Con. 349 00:16:17,210 --> 00:16:19,679 Well, no, because I'm watching. 350 00:16:19,679 --> 00:16:21,881 Now, I expected to be frozen out 351 00:16:21,881 --> 00:16:24,451 by all those other mooks, but you guys? Come on. 352 00:16:24,451 --> 00:16:26,252 Gimme some sugar, man! 353 00:16:26,252 --> 00:16:28,388 I mean, maybe everyone voted for me, 354 00:16:28,388 --> 00:16:30,557 - we don't know. - Schrödinger's cat. 355 00:16:30,557 --> 00:16:34,600 Schrödinger's cat, Tom. Until we open the boxes, 356 00:16:34,600 --> 00:16:36,763 I'm just as much President as the other two. 357 00:16:36,763 --> 00:16:39,299 - Yeah? So, come on. If I do it... - Let's go. Let's go. 358 00:16:39,299 --> 00:16:40,633 That's the story of all time. 359 00:16:40,633 --> 00:16:42,469 Okay, well, I'll think... I've... I've gotta go. 360 00:16:42,469 --> 00:16:44,437 But I'll see what I can do, but I've gotta go 361 00:16:44,437 --> 00:16:46,239 - 'cause the polls are closing. - Yep. 362 00:16:46,239 --> 00:16:47,307 Okay. 363 00:16:48,408 --> 00:16:50,610 Okay, if it's gonna happen anywhere, 364 00:16:50,610 --> 00:16:52,212 it's gonna happen in Kentucky. 365 00:16:52,212 --> 00:16:53,813 Anything can happen. 366 00:16:53,813 --> 00:16:55,480 Anything. 367 00:16:55,480 --> 00:16:57,117 - Anything can happen. - Yeah. 368 00:16:57,117 --> 00:16:58,551 So glad I didn't drop out. 369 00:16:58,551 --> 00:17:01,888 It just makes an election so much more interesting, 370 00:17:01,888 --> 00:17:03,123 - when you're in it. - Mm-hmm. 371 00:17:03,123 --> 00:17:04,324 You gotta be in it to win it. 372 00:17:04,324 --> 00:17:06,493 And it is seven o'clock on the East Coast, 373 00:17:06,493 --> 00:17:08,395 which means polls have just closed 374 00:17:08,395 --> 00:17:09,796 in half a dozen states. 375 00:17:09,796 --> 00:17:12,799 The most closely watched states at this hour, Georgia, 376 00:17:12,799 --> 00:17:14,901 with its 16 electoral votes, 377 00:17:14,901 --> 00:17:18,571 and Virginia, with its 13, both key battleground states. 378 00:17:18,571 --> 00:17:20,340 As of this moment, it is too early 379 00:17:20,340 --> 00:17:21,908 to project a winner in either. 380 00:17:21,908 --> 00:17:23,643 - Okay. - B ut our decision desk 381 00:17:23,643 --> 00:17:25,178 can announce, at this hour, 382 00:17:25,178 --> 00:17:26,913 that Representative Jeryd Mencken 383 00:17:26,913 --> 00:17:28,982 will defeat Governor Daniel Jimenez 384 00:17:28,982 --> 00:17:30,684 - in the Commonwealth of Kentucky... - Ooh! 385 00:17:30,684 --> 00:17:32,619 As well as in the state of Indiana... - Okay. 386 00:17:32,619 --> 00:17:34,854 Where Mencken has enjoyed a lead over Jimenez... 387 00:17:34,854 --> 00:17:36,589 Okay. ...In the pre-election polling. 388 00:17:36,589 --> 00:17:37,991 Governor Jimenez will win 389 00:17:37,991 --> 00:17:40,160 in the state of Vermont, no big surprises there, 390 00:17:40,160 --> 00:17:41,795 in the early part of the evening. 391 00:17:41,795 --> 00:17:43,530 We will need to look at more data 392 00:17:43,530 --> 00:17:45,298 before we can make a projection... 393 00:17:49,936 --> 00:17:52,500 Hey, **** Kentucky, Con. 394 00:17:53,340 --> 00:17:54,841 - No. - Yes, **** 'em. 395 00:17:55,642 --> 00:17:57,811 No. I... 396 00:17:58,845 --> 00:18:00,280 I shan't become that, no. 397 00:18:02,182 --> 00:18:04,517 - Alas, Kentucky, Willa. - Mmm. 398 00:18:06,486 --> 00:18:07,821 Alas, vanity. 399 00:18:10,623 --> 00:18:12,826 Voters have made their voices heard. 400 00:18:12,826 --> 00:18:15,395 This could be the most important election 401 00:18:15,395 --> 00:18:16,529 in our lifetime. 402 00:18:16,529 --> 00:18:18,231 - So with polls about to close... - Nope. 403 00:18:18,231 --> 00:18:20,567 I told you, you can give it to me, Billy. Thank you. 404 00:18:23,203 --> 00:18:24,337 As we heat up, Tom, 405 00:18:24,337 --> 00:18:25,872 uh, how much do you want to give to... 406 00:18:25,872 --> 00:18:27,540 Fair bit of intimidation. 407 00:18:27,540 --> 00:18:29,376 His folks and ours. 408 00:18:29,376 --> 00:18:33,380 So, like, fire in Wisconsin, in Milwaukee, could be nasty. 409 00:18:33,380 --> 00:18:36,683 Could be electrical failure. Might be Menckenists. 410 00:18:36,683 --> 00:18:40,200 "Camera smashed, crew harassed in Portland." 411 00:18:40,200 --> 00:18:42,589 - That's them. - Uh, I trust you. 412 00:18:42,589 --> 00:18:44,357 All of these counties here. 413 00:18:44,357 --> 00:18:47,761 Uh, again, a little, uh, board malfunction here. 414 00:18:47,761 --> 00:18:50,930 - What's he doing? What's this? - Bu t we'll be right back on it in a second... 415 00:18:50,930 --> 00:18:52,699 - Hey, Pam? What's going on? - Hold... hold on. 416 00:18:52,699 --> 00:18:54,701 - The... the touchscreen. - Hold on, we're checking it out. 417 00:18:54,701 --> 00:18:56,236 What's happening with the touchscreen? 418 00:18:56,236 --> 00:18:58,271 - Tell him to stop touching the touchscreen! - We have a replacement... 419 00:18:58,271 --> 00:19:00,206 - The touchscreen is malfunctioning! - It's fine, it's fine. 420 00:19:00,206 --> 00:19:01,775 It's not fine! You can see that it's not fine! 421 00:19:01,775 --> 00:19:03,910 - We have a replacement on the way. - It's malfunctioning! ****! 422 00:19:06,790 --> 00:19:07,947 Touchscreen's malfunctioning! 423 00:19:09,683 --> 00:19:10,717 Touchscreen's malfunctioning! 424 00:19:10,717 --> 00:19:12,850 And we're gonna zoom in. 425 00:19:12,850 --> 00:19:14,921 Right where we can see, right here, having a... 426 00:19:14,921 --> 00:19:16,423 The board seems to be acting up. 427 00:19:16,423 --> 00:19:17,924 What's going on with the touchscreen? 428 00:19:17,924 --> 00:19:19,592 The touchscreen is malfunctioning! 429 00:19:19,592 --> 00:19:21,270 What's going on? What the **** is going on? 430 00:19:21,270 --> 00:19:23,960 Right, we're on it. Uh, graphics generator just... 431 00:19:23,960 --> 00:19:24,597 - It... it shat the bed. - What? 432 00:19:24,597 --> 00:19:25,865 Where is my touchscreen? 433 00:19:25,865 --> 00:19:27,200 - Don't... You're losing it, Dave. - Find me a desk. 434 00:19:27,200 --> 00:19:29,636 Don't lose it, Dave. Don't lose it tonight, Dave! 435 00:19:29,636 --> 00:19:31,905 It is now 9:00 p.m. on the East Coast. 436 00:19:31,905 --> 00:19:33,440 - Okay, can we get an ETA... - Hello? 437 00:19:33,440 --> 00:19:35,575 What the ****'s going on with the touchscreen, Tom? 438 00:19:35,575 --> 00:19:36,810 I'm on it, I'm all over it. 439 00:19:36,810 --> 00:19:38,645 You're not on it. ****ing get on it. 440 00:19:38,645 --> 00:19:40,280 Figure it out, yeah? 441 00:19:40,280 --> 00:19:42,415 Figure it out. Now! 442 00:19:42,415 --> 00:19:43,950 Hey, it's happening. Ken, it's happening. 443 00:19:43,950 --> 00:19:45,452 We're about to get a new batch, Greg, 444 00:19:45,452 --> 00:19:47,153 and if we drop numbers now, I'm gonna come down there 445 00:19:47,153 --> 00:19:48,621 and put your ****ing head through that touchscreen. 446 00:19:48,621 --> 00:19:50,423 - It's all in motion. - Fix it, fix it, fix it. 447 00:19:50,423 --> 00:19:52,425 - No need to catastrophize. - Where's the touchscreen, Pam? 448 00:19:52,425 --> 00:19:53,626 - Is it loading up? - It's loaded up. 449 00:19:53,626 --> 00:19:55,328 Well, get it on air! Get the new one on air. 450 00:19:55,328 --> 00:19:57,297 We're gonna be hemorrhaging. We're gonna be a laughingstock. 451 00:19:57,297 --> 00:19:59,666 We're on it, Tom. No one will notice, okay? 452 00:19:59,666 --> 00:20:01,134 We've done this before. 453 00:20:01,134 --> 00:20:02,802 We have three, and they're all lined up. 454 00:20:02,802 --> 00:20:04,137 No one will notice? I noticed. 455 00:20:04,137 --> 00:20:06,339 Am I no one? Do I look like no one? Huh? 456 00:20:07,107 --> 00:20:08,274 Do I? 457 00:20:08,274 --> 00:20:10,410 How the **** are we behind social media on this? 458 00:20:10,410 --> 00:20:11,911 All right, we need to be leading this. 459 00:20:11,911 --> 00:20:13,446 - Hey, Tom? - Hello? 460 00:20:13,446 --> 00:20:15,949 You got this fire in Wisconsin. You... you... you got this? 461 00:20:15,949 --> 00:20:18,518 Uh, yes, I think we... Yes, I think we have that, yeah. 462 00:20:18,518 --> 00:20:21,187 - Electrical. - Why aren't we covering, Tom? 463 00:20:21,187 --> 00:20:24,791 Um, well, because we always have to choose what to focus on. 464 00:20:24,791 --> 00:20:27,460 And just because something is on fire doesn't make it news. 465 00:20:27,460 --> 00:20:29,863 - Uh, electrical failure? - Not what we hear. 466 00:20:29,863 --> 00:20:32,432 No. It's... it's... it's not what Nate hears, Tom. 467 00:20:32,432 --> 00:20:33,967 Well, bully for Nate. 468 00:20:33,967 --> 00:20:35,669 - Hey, Tom. - Hey, Nate. 469 00:20:35,669 --> 00:20:37,637 We need to be all over this, Tom. 470 00:20:37,637 --> 00:20:41,174 Uh, yeah. I... Okay, I just think it's important to, um, 471 00:20:41,174 --> 00:20:42,942 to keep our unique perspective 472 00:20:42,942 --> 00:20:44,978 because we are getting conflicting reporting. 473 00:20:44,978 --> 00:20:46,680 Oh, what about the actual photos 474 00:20:46,680 --> 00:20:48,314 I can see of it happening on my ****ing phone? 475 00:20:48,314 --> 00:20:50,617 Look, there are... there are many, many things happening 476 00:20:50,617 --> 00:20:51,685 in this nation right now. 477 00:20:51,685 --> 00:20:53,530 Uh, there are a million data points, 478 00:20:53,530 --> 00:20:56,289 and we... we have to select the ones that are consequential. 479 00:20:56,289 --> 00:20:58,525 If these nutjobs are going paramilitary, 480 00:20:58,525 --> 00:20:59,959 - we can say that. - Yeah. 481 00:20:59,959 --> 00:21:03,630 Uh-huh. Yes, we just need to respect our viewership. 482 00:21:03,630 --> 00:21:06,320 By not telling them anything they don't want to hear? 483 00:21:06,320 --> 00:21:08,535 You guys get this about the Antifa firebombing 484 00:21:08,535 --> 00:21:09,836 in Milwaukee? 485 00:21:09,836 --> 00:21:13,139 No. Uh, we... we hear it's his people, Mencken's. 486 00:21:14,374 --> 00:21:17,243 Okay, when it becomes a story, then we'll run the story. 487 00:21:17,243 --> 00:21:18,712 Well, this is happening in, what, 488 00:21:18,712 --> 00:21:20,980 - a vote counting center? So... - Yeah. It's a story, Tom. 489 00:21:20,980 --> 00:21:21,981 - It's a story. - I'm on it. 490 00:21:21,981 --> 00:21:23,883 - Do not micromanage me, please. - Tom! 491 00:21:23,883 --> 00:21:25,385 - Yes? Yes? - Tom! They're evacuating. 492 00:21:25,385 --> 00:21:27,821 We've got a local chopper up and a reporter on the way. 493 00:21:27,821 --> 00:21:29,856 Okay. Uh, guys, I've got to manage this. 494 00:21:29,856 --> 00:21:31,524 I'm gonna... I'm... I'll keep you looped, yeah? 495 00:21:31,524 --> 00:21:33,360 - Talk to Greg, yeah? - Oh. 496 00:21:34,270 --> 00:21:35,610 Yeah, hey, hey. 497 00:21:35,610 --> 00:21:36,262 Uh, happy to keep you 498 00:21:36,262 --> 00:21:37,731 - fully abreast here. - We're not talking to Greg. 499 00:21:37,731 --> 00:21:39,899 - I can be your link-up guy. - No. What the ****? 500 00:21:39,899 --> 00:21:41,334 Amateur hour down there. 501 00:21:41,334 --> 00:21:44,371 Uh, okay. So, if it happened in Milwaukee, 502 00:21:44,371 --> 00:21:46,373 and if it's deliberate, then it's Menckenists? 503 00:21:46,373 --> 00:21:48,410 Mmm. False flag. Could be. 504 00:21:48,410 --> 00:21:49,576 You can't just say "false flag" every time 505 00:21:49,576 --> 00:21:52,212 - you don't ****ing agree with something. - False flag. False flag. 506 00:21:52,212 --> 00:21:53,913 Okay, guys. 507 00:21:53,913 --> 00:21:55,949 We want to report about a fire in Milwaukee, 508 00:21:55,949 --> 00:21:59,419 initially thought to have been caused by an electrical failure. 509 00:21:59,419 --> 00:22:01,621 But now there are claims and some counterclaims 510 00:22:01,621 --> 00:22:04,190 being made by groups who were protesting 511 00:22:04,190 --> 00:22:06,259 - alleged voting irregularities. - Hey. 512 00:22:06,259 --> 00:22:08,940 Okay, well, do you know if any of the ballots 513 00:22:08,940 --> 00:22:09,596 - are intact? - It doesn't look likely. 514 00:22:09,596 --> 00:22:10,697 Where are you at? 515 00:22:10,697 --> 00:22:12,198 Depends how many votes have gone. 516 00:22:12,198 --> 00:22:13,967 - But ballots have been lost? - Oh, yeah. 517 00:22:13,967 --> 00:22:16,369 We're chartering flights to Milwaukee. 518 00:22:16,369 --> 00:22:19,305 A ton of number-crunching by our analytics team. 519 00:22:19,305 --> 00:22:21,408 We're trying to check the Milwaukee County voter rolls 520 00:22:21,408 --> 00:22:23,943 to see who's voted so far, but, uh... 521 00:22:23,943 --> 00:22:25,979 Listen, can you help with the narrative? 522 00:22:25,979 --> 00:22:27,414 Oh, yeah. 523 00:22:27,414 --> 00:22:30,383 Uh, okay, well, have you got all the bodies that you need? 524 00:22:30,383 --> 00:22:33,286 Yeah. Yeah, we have bodies. We have a SWAT team on it, 525 00:22:33,286 --> 00:22:35,121 they're interfacing with the Wisconsin team. 526 00:22:41,494 --> 00:22:43,296 Apparently, he's just touching 527 00:22:43,296 --> 00:22:44,998 too hard for it. 528 00:22:44,998 --> 00:22:46,466 - He's touching with... - What? 529 00:22:46,466 --> 00:22:48,668 What? No. Rome? 530 00:22:48,668 --> 00:22:51,171 Roman, no brass on the battlefield, okay? 531 00:22:51,171 --> 00:22:52,505 That's one of Logan's Geneva conventions. 532 00:22:52,505 --> 00:22:54,700 - Please, please. - Just a pop-in. What's going on? 533 00:22:54,700 --> 00:22:55,241 They evacuated the count center? 534 00:22:55,241 --> 00:22:57,143 No, I don't know, I just lost another touchscreen. 535 00:22:57,143 --> 00:22:58,812 I'm down to my last ****ing touchscreen, okay? 536 00:22:58,812 --> 00:23:00,347 - What's going on? - Oh, nothing. 537 00:23:00,347 --> 00:23:02,182 Tom just thinks that China's hacking his tech. 538 00:23:02,182 --> 00:23:03,249 I do not, but I do think 539 00:23:03,249 --> 00:23:04,684 you would be more comfortable upstairs. 540 00:23:04,684 --> 00:23:06,119 - What? - Greg? Will you please, uh... 541 00:23:06,119 --> 00:23:07,787 - Oh, yes. - Will you please help them upstairs? 542 00:23:07,787 --> 00:23:09,823 Yeah, guys, do you mind if I wrangle... 543 00:23:09,823 --> 00:23:10,924 Hello? Tom? 544 00:23:10,924 --> 00:23:12,625 - Hello, Siobhan. - Can I just wrangle... 545 00:23:12,625 --> 00:23:15,950 - Wrangle? Stop saying wrangle. - Yeah. Are the ballots still in there? 546 00:23:15,950 --> 00:23:16,830 - Okay, where... where are we? - What's going on? 547 00:23:16,830 --> 00:23:18,998 - Tom, can you catch us up? - Greg, will you please, uh, take the VIPs 548 00:23:18,998 --> 00:23:20,467 - to a, uh, upstairs setting? - Yes. I... I... 549 00:23:20,467 --> 00:23:22,335 - Tom! - Can I grab the three of you and just... 550 00:23:22,335 --> 00:23:23,470 Tom! 551 00:23:23,470 --> 00:23:24,771 - Yes? - Reporter on the way. 552 00:23:24,771 --> 00:23:26,606 - Uh, three, four out. - Okay. All right, all right. 553 00:23:26,606 --> 00:23:27,974 - Uh, Tom? - Yes? 554 00:23:27,974 --> 00:23:30,176 Can I... can I have a word? 555 00:23:30,176 --> 00:23:31,678 I... This is... 556 00:23:31,678 --> 00:23:35,181 - I really... I really can't. - This won't take long, Tom. Just... 557 00:23:35,181 --> 00:23:37,784 I know, but just let me... Okay, I just... 558 00:23:38,818 --> 00:23:41,121 Can you please? I just wanted to apologize 559 00:23:41,121 --> 00:23:44,557 for some of the things that I said last night, okay? 560 00:23:44,557 --> 00:23:47,394 - Okay. Okay. - And to... 561 00:23:48,795 --> 00:23:51,640 you know, give you an opportunity to... 562 00:23:51,640 --> 00:23:53,833 Uh-huh? re... Okay. 563 00:23:53,833 --> 00:23:56,302 Well, I can't do it to that. So... 564 00:23:56,302 --> 00:24:00,600 How should I frame my face? 565 00:24:01,410 --> 00:24:03,677 Huh? You scared that I'm gonna blab 566 00:24:03,677 --> 00:24:04,844 about you and Matsson? 567 00:24:04,844 --> 00:24:06,212 Jesus ****ing Christ, 568 00:24:06,212 --> 00:24:07,814 - Tom. - What? 569 00:24:07,814 --> 00:24:09,382 My father just died, yeah? 570 00:24:09,382 --> 00:24:10,717 - My... Like... - Yeah. 571 00:24:10,717 --> 00:24:13,253 My father just died. 572 00:24:13,253 --> 00:24:15,321 So maybe, you know, I could get a little 573 00:24:15,321 --> 00:24:17,857 consideration on that and for, you know, a number of reasons 574 00:24:17,857 --> 00:24:20,493 I've been feeling off-kilter, so... I'm sorry, 575 00:24:20,493 --> 00:24:23,163 - but can I get a modicum of... - Sure, sure. 576 00:24:23,163 --> 00:24:24,431 - What does that mean? - Sure. 577 00:24:24,431 --> 00:24:25,432 "Sure." 578 00:24:25,432 --> 00:24:26,766 It means you hated him, Siobhan. 579 00:24:26,766 --> 00:24:28,702 I didn't hate him. I loved him. 580 00:24:28,702 --> 00:24:29,703 Well, it was complicated, 581 00:24:29,703 --> 00:24:31,838 but sometimes you certainly hated him, 582 00:24:31,838 --> 00:24:34,774 and... and you also sort of killed him. 583 00:24:36,509 --> 00:24:38,511 Uh... Wow! 584 00:24:38,511 --> 00:24:40,447 What the... 585 00:24:40,447 --> 00:24:41,715 - Sort of. - Oh, yeah. "Sort of." 586 00:24:41,715 --> 00:24:44,170 That's the part that I'm gonna remember, thanks. 587 00:24:44,170 --> 00:24:46,252 No, thank you. Okay, you know what? 588 00:24:46,252 --> 00:24:49,589 Actually, also, I'm pregnant. Yeah? By you. 589 00:24:50,724 --> 00:24:54,600 And there's... there's never a good time to say it, 590 00:24:54,600 --> 00:24:57,430 but you need to know. So, okay. 591 00:24:57,430 --> 00:24:59,532 - Now you know. - Right. Right. 592 00:25:02,402 --> 00:25:03,770 Is... 593 00:25:07,407 --> 00:25:08,408 that even true? 594 00:25:11,711 --> 00:25:13,279 What? 595 00:25:13,279 --> 00:25:17,830 Like, is that even true, or is that like a new position 596 00:25:17,830 --> 00:25:18,918 or a tactic? Or what? 597 00:25:19,619 --> 00:25:22,622 What? 598 00:25:24,758 --> 00:25:26,292 Um, okay. 599 00:25:40,340 --> 00:25:43,900 So, we have an area. I guess, we... Is it upstairs? 600 00:25:43,900 --> 00:25:44,511 - Yeah, it's just... - You okay? 601 00:25:44,511 --> 00:25:46,846 Yeah. Uh-huh, yep. 602 00:25:46,846 --> 00:25:49,983 I'm, uh... Look, I think things are tough. 603 00:25:51,184 --> 00:25:53,987 With... with my situation and Tom, 604 00:25:53,987 --> 00:25:56,823 - uh, but... - You want us to have him killed? 605 00:25:56,823 --> 00:25:58,191 - Uh... - We could do that. 606 00:25:58,191 --> 00:25:59,359 Yeah, maybe. 607 00:25:59,359 --> 00:26:00,460 - I mean, I think... - Okay. 608 00:26:00,460 --> 00:26:02,662 You know, he's just... 609 00:26:02,662 --> 00:26:05,832 He's just a piece of filth, and there's stuff 610 00:26:05,832 --> 00:26:09,102 I would like to tell you, but, uh... 611 00:26:09,102 --> 00:26:11,671 Hey, I've been trying to get them to move. 612 00:26:11,671 --> 00:26:13,707 Not in an aggressive way, but... 613 00:26:14,708 --> 00:26:15,642 If... 614 00:26:15,642 --> 00:26:17,210 Yeah, I mean, you just can't trust him. 615 00:26:17,210 --> 00:26:19,379 Yeah, we got you. 616 00:26:19,379 --> 00:26:20,647 In terms of the fire, 617 00:26:20,647 --> 00:26:21,881 - it is still burning. - Thanks. 618 00:26:21,881 --> 00:26:23,950 And crews are struggling to contain, 619 00:26:23,950 --> 00:26:25,552 let alone extinguish. 620 00:26:25,552 --> 00:26:27,854 Now, are there any reports so far of injuries? 621 00:26:27,854 --> 00:26:29,389 None for now, fortunately. 622 00:26:29,389 --> 00:26:31,725 The building was evacuated immediately 623 00:26:31,725 --> 00:26:33,590 and all workers have been accounted for. 624 00:26:33,590 --> 00:26:35,895 Well, I'm gonna sneak... now that we're all in here. 625 00:26:35,895 --> 00:26:37,697 There's a lot of confusion here right now. It looks like... 626 00:26:37,697 --> 00:26:39,899 Who's responsible? - ...all ballots have been received here. 627 00:26:39,899 --> 00:26:41,901 That's the story, right? Who burnt this place down? 628 00:26:41,901 --> 00:26:43,203 Uh, to me, it always comes down 629 00:26:43,203 --> 00:26:45,572 to a couple of old favorites, the Blacks or the Jews. 630 00:26:46,973 --> 00:26:50,760 - I'm kidding. It's a ****ing joke. - Would you, please? Please? 631 00:26:51,644 --> 00:26:52,912 Got it. 632 00:26:52,912 --> 00:26:54,647 - All right. Here. Shiv. Just follow me. - Hey, Connor. 633 00:26:54,647 --> 00:26:57,500 - Follow me. - Rome. 634 00:26:57,500 --> 00:26:59,753 Um, Jeryd isn't picking up. 635 00:26:59,753 --> 00:27:00,887 Uh-huh. Yeah. 636 00:27:00,887 --> 00:27:02,889 I... I wonder if it's a busy night for him? 637 00:27:02,889 --> 00:27:04,924 Um, because I wondered 638 00:27:04,924 --> 00:27:07,927 if what we talked about might still be on offer? 639 00:27:07,927 --> 00:27:09,262 Ambassadorship-wise? 640 00:27:09,262 --> 00:27:12,980 Uh, yeah. Well, that was kind of a yesterday offer, Connor. 641 00:27:12,980 --> 00:27:13,266 You know if he doesn't make this, 642 00:27:13,266 --> 00:27:14,701 you're gonna be partially ****ing responsible, 643 00:27:14,701 --> 00:27:16,102 - I hope you're cool with that. - Rome. 644 00:27:16,102 --> 00:27:17,737 I spent like a hundred mil here. 645 00:27:17,737 --> 00:27:19,439 Couldn't I get a sniff 646 00:27:19,439 --> 00:27:21,740 of even a little guy? 647 00:27:21,740 --> 00:27:23,877 Organize a little coup, down in old Peru? 648 00:27:23,877 --> 00:27:25,512 Put me in a van to Tajikistan? 649 00:27:25,512 --> 00:27:27,747 Couldn't I just be our fun guy in Uruguay? 650 00:27:27,747 --> 00:27:30,500 Your rhymes are compelling. But what's in it for him, Con? 651 00:27:30,500 --> 00:27:33,119 Oh, maybe just one of the finest political operators 652 00:27:33,119 --> 00:27:34,854 of his generation sorting shit out? 653 00:27:34,854 --> 00:27:37,524 Okay, yeah, I'll, uh... I'll get back to you. 654 00:27:37,524 --> 00:27:38,925 Just this one. 655 00:27:38,925 --> 00:27:40,760 Every four years, in fact. 656 00:27:40,760 --> 00:27:42,228 It's probably going to come down 657 00:27:42,228 --> 00:27:45,532 to a handful of states, like Wisconsin, Ohio, 658 00:27:45,532 --> 00:27:48,134 Pennsylvania, Georgia, and Arizona. 659 00:27:48,134 --> 00:27:50,570 Ignore the narratives early on, 660 00:27:50,570 --> 00:27:51,871 and just realize 661 00:27:51,871 --> 00:27:53,807 that we're going to be in for a dog fight, 662 00:27:53,807 --> 00:27:56,209 for a late night in those last couple of states. 663 00:27:56,209 --> 00:27:58,144 It is 11:00 p.m. on the East Coast. 664 00:27:58,144 --> 00:27:59,446 Uh-huh. Polls have just closed 665 00:27:59,446 --> 00:28:00,980 in four more key states. 666 00:28:00,980 --> 00:28:03,450 - Okay, thanks. - T he ATN decision desk can now project... 667 00:28:03,450 --> 00:28:07,870 Uh... So, under state law, the vote can't be certified 668 00:28:07,870 --> 00:28:08,955 until the absentee ballots are counted. 669 00:28:08,955 --> 00:28:11,458 So, no Wisconsin result is valid 670 00:28:11,458 --> 00:28:12,926 until the absentee ballots are counted. 671 00:28:12,926 --> 00:28:14,828 Okay. And how does Daniel feel? 672 00:28:14,828 --> 00:28:16,963 Confident, but terrified. 673 00:28:16,963 --> 00:28:18,631 I don't know, is there... Is there a name 674 00:28:18,631 --> 00:28:20,333 for that feeling? Cuspy? 675 00:28:20,333 --> 00:28:22,802 - Hey. Yeah. - Rome. So, under Wisconsin law, 676 00:28:22,802 --> 00:28:25,505 - the vote can't be certified... - Mencken says we're done. Wisconsin's done. 677 00:28:25,505 --> 00:28:27,774 - That's their position. - But... Well, no. 678 00:28:27,774 --> 00:28:31,111 There's like 100,000 absentee Milwaukee ballots missing. 679 00:28:31,111 --> 00:28:33,179 So we have to figure out a way to go forward 680 00:28:33,179 --> 00:28:35,915 - knowing that information... - Go forward to undermine Mencken's lead? 681 00:28:35,915 --> 00:28:37,183 Does he have a lead? 682 00:28:37,183 --> 00:28:38,518 - I mean, is... is that right? - Yep, yes. 683 00:28:38,518 --> 00:28:40,353 - Uh, an artificial lead. - Mmm. 684 00:28:40,353 --> 00:28:43,230 With 100,000 Milwaukee absentee ballots missing. 685 00:28:43,230 --> 00:28:45,291 Every vote must be counted. 686 00:28:45,291 --> 00:28:47,260 - Eh. - I think she's right. 687 00:28:47,260 --> 00:28:48,528 - What? - Hmm, well... 688 00:28:48,528 --> 00:28:49,929 - I think she's right, Rome. - Well, yeah, okay. 689 00:28:49,929 --> 00:28:51,698 But we... we... we can count the votes that we have. 690 00:28:51,698 --> 00:28:54,834 However, unfortunately, some are lost. So... 691 00:28:54,834 --> 00:28:56,503 "Unfortunately, some are lost?" 692 00:28:56,503 --> 00:28:58,805 - Yep. - Meaning, what? Fascist ****heads burnt them. 693 00:28:58,805 --> 00:29:00,106 We literally do not know that. 694 00:29:00,106 --> 00:29:02,108 It could very easily be your ****s, they love fires. 695 00:29:02,108 --> 00:29:03,443 You're making hay for political violence. 696 00:29:03,443 --> 00:29:05,111 Or your guys knew they were going to lose, 697 00:29:05,111 --> 00:29:07,280 so they did something crazy to throw it into question 698 00:29:07,280 --> 00:29:08,882 - and get a revote. - You don't believe that. 699 00:29:08,882 --> 00:29:10,383 Yeah, maybe I do. I don't know. 700 00:29:10,383 --> 00:29:11,618 Okay. Well, Jimenez 701 00:29:11,618 --> 00:29:13,486 is gonna take Pennsylvania, Michigan, and Arizona. 702 00:29:13,486 --> 00:29:15,188 So I don't know why you're getting so ****ing uppity 703 00:29:15,188 --> 00:29:16,389 - about this shit. - Why are you getting so uppity 704 00:29:16,389 --> 00:29:17,691 about this shit if you're so confident? 705 00:29:17,691 --> 00:29:19,626 Because if Mencken wins, it's the end of the world, okay? 706 00:29:19,626 --> 00:29:21,610 So I'd like a little ****ing cushion. 707 00:29:21,610 --> 00:29:23,296 Can we get ****ing real? Jimenez won't block the GoJo deal. 708 00:29:23,296 --> 00:29:25,650 So **** the guy, right? 709 00:29:25,650 --> 00:29:27,333 Well, who knows? Maybe he would. And that's not... 710 00:29:27,333 --> 00:29:30,136 We cannot let that be the thing that's... 711 00:29:30,136 --> 00:29:32,572 That's not the thing, right? Ken? 712 00:29:37,510 --> 00:29:38,812 - Uh... - I don't know. 713 00:29:40,647 --> 00:29:41,848 - Ken. - I don't know. 714 00:29:41,848 --> 00:29:45,180 No, don't... don't get cynical. 715 00:29:45,180 --> 00:29:48,355 It's... it's not... not cynical. No. It's just... 716 00:29:49,522 --> 00:29:53,260 what's happening is happening. Uh, I'm a realist. 717 00:29:53,260 --> 00:29:55,762 Oh, yeah. Says the man who'd cut his son's throat 718 00:29:55,762 --> 00:29:57,163 and then eat him on the high pass. 719 00:29:57,163 --> 00:29:59,320 - Jesus ****ing Christ. - We can all say nasty shit, Shiv. 720 00:29:59,320 --> 00:30:01,434 Hey, so, uh, FVA is saying 721 00:30:01,434 --> 00:30:03,570 they have enough vote reported to call Wisconsin. 722 00:30:03,570 --> 00:30:05,839 So, Freedom Voice America and VeraNews are calling it. 723 00:30:05,839 --> 00:30:07,374 - Great, the maniacs. - Okay. Wow. 724 00:30:07,374 --> 00:30:09,442 Well, can't get out-flanked and we need to be fast. 725 00:30:09,442 --> 00:30:10,844 So I think we should call it, right? 726 00:30:11,845 --> 00:30:14,800 - Hold on, hold on! - No, no, no, no, no, no. 727 00:30:14,800 --> 00:30:16,820 Tom, what... What is like an independent... 728 00:30:16,820 --> 00:30:17,584 Can... can you get us 729 00:30:17,584 --> 00:30:19,919 - Decision Desk Darwin? - Yes. Yep. 730 00:30:19,919 --> 00:30:22,589 I want to say a few words about the emerging situation 731 00:30:22,589 --> 00:30:23,723 in Milwaukee. 732 00:30:23,723 --> 00:30:25,425 A situation the American... 733 00:30:25,425 --> 00:30:28,395 people are watching with increasing concern. 734 00:30:28,395 --> 00:30:30,960 We have a process. 735 00:30:30,960 --> 00:30:31,931 - And it is sacrosanct... - "Respect the process. 736 00:30:31,931 --> 00:30:32,966 Count every vote." 737 00:30:32,966 --> 00:30:35,769 I mean, he's so ****ing dull. 738 00:30:35,769 --> 00:30:40,106 Flop your dick out, pop a nut. Do something! 739 00:30:40,106 --> 00:30:42,308 That decision will have no legitimacy 740 00:30:42,308 --> 00:30:45,979 if it does not account for all the ballots cast. 741 00:30:45,979 --> 00:30:48,448 Okay, Dar. Thank you. And we have some thoughts 742 00:30:48,448 --> 00:30:49,783 and some questions. And... 743 00:30:49,783 --> 00:30:51,785 Thank you, Darwin. Do you have a result 744 00:30:51,785 --> 00:30:54,120 as it stands in Wisconsin? 745 00:30:54,120 --> 00:30:56,289 - Uh, we've tallied the vote total so far. - Okay. 746 00:30:56,289 --> 00:30:57,957 - Yeah. Uh-huh. And? - Margin for Mencken 747 00:30:57,957 --> 00:30:59,125 is significant. 748 00:30:59,125 --> 00:31:01,461 It couldn't be made up by outstanding existing 749 00:31:01,461 --> 00:31:03,430 uncounted votes, only the ones destroyed. 750 00:31:03,430 --> 00:31:06,660 Okay, and we're not waiting for burned votes, so we call it. 751 00:31:06,660 --> 00:31:07,467 - No, I... I think... - Right? 752 00:31:07,467 --> 00:31:09,469 I think they have to hold it again. No? 753 00:31:09,469 --> 00:31:10,804 Like, a... a revote? 754 00:31:10,804 --> 00:31:14,307 Uh, I would say a revote is incredibly rare and complex 755 00:31:14,307 --> 00:31:16,409 because, while we theoretically know everyone 756 00:31:16,409 --> 00:31:17,944 who requested an absentee ballot, 757 00:31:17,944 --> 00:31:20,480 we don't entirely know how many turned them in, 758 00:31:20,480 --> 00:31:23,516 and there's nothing in Wisconsin law 759 00:31:23,516 --> 00:31:25,151 that really covers what to do. 760 00:31:25,151 --> 00:31:26,686 Exactly. You can't do it. Boom! 761 00:31:26,686 --> 00:31:28,254 - Mencken. Thank you. - But, of course, 762 00:31:28,254 --> 00:31:31,240 we think, um, we... The team knows... 763 00:31:31,240 --> 00:31:32,859 We know how the missing votes 764 00:31:32,859 --> 00:31:34,961 - would have broken down. - What? They're gone. 765 00:31:34,961 --> 00:31:36,629 There's no way to know what was on those ballots. 766 00:31:36,629 --> 00:31:39,666 - Well, we... we do know. Because in past elections... - Mm, no. 767 00:31:39,666 --> 00:31:41,968 - Milwaukee overwhelmingly votes Democrat. - You know what might be on them, 768 00:31:41,968 --> 00:31:43,770 but you don't actually know. 769 00:31:43,770 --> 00:31:47,140 Sure. I just, basically, do know. 770 00:31:47,140 --> 00:31:48,942 - We do know. - Because you're so plugged in, 771 00:31:48,942 --> 00:31:50,276 you know how all the little peasants vote, 772 00:31:50,276 --> 00:31:51,544 what's in their hearts? 'Cause you don't know. 773 00:31:51,544 --> 00:31:53,179 Rome, come on. This is the grown-ups table, be serious. 774 00:31:53,179 --> 00:31:55,480 This is serious. Ballots get lost every election. 775 00:31:55,480 --> 00:31:56,483 You can't get burnt ballots back. 776 00:31:56,483 --> 00:31:58,510 Bullshit. Just bullshit. 777 00:31:58,510 --> 00:31:59,452 - Bullshit, bullshit, bullshit. - You're bullshit. It's not bullshit. 778 00:31:59,452 --> 00:32:00,820 - Full of ****ing bullshit. - Shiv? Shiv? 779 00:32:00,820 --> 00:32:02,789 - What? - You sound a little unhinged. 780 00:32:02,789 --> 00:32:04,570 You ****ing watch it, Tom. 781 00:32:04,570 --> 00:32:05,492 - We do know. - Okay, okay. 782 00:32:05,492 --> 00:32:08,561 There's no way to say in here how people would have voted. 783 00:32:08,561 --> 00:32:09,963 I mean, you wanna just run your model 784 00:32:09,963 --> 00:32:11,231 and not bother with all the people? 785 00:32:11,231 --> 00:32:13,400 We're saying, historically, people overwhelmingly... 786 00:32:13,400 --> 00:32:14,801 Historically, people used to burn witches. 787 00:32:14,801 --> 00:32:16,469 - Are you saying we should do that? - What the ****? 788 00:32:16,469 --> 00:32:18,538 "Burn witches"? Rome! Look, we just know 789 00:32:18,538 --> 00:32:20,306 that the fire would have destroyed 790 00:32:20,306 --> 00:32:21,808 a lot of Jimenez ballots. 791 00:32:21,808 --> 00:32:24,377 Oh, so, "Fire favors GOP," claims mad witch? 792 00:32:24,377 --> 00:32:27,213 - We just know. - Okay. Well, we're not gonna rerun the election, 793 00:32:27,213 --> 00:32:29,382 and if the Right gets wrongly blamed for this, 794 00:32:29,382 --> 00:32:31,217 what would that do? If the Left does? 795 00:32:31,217 --> 00:32:33,420 - Could get nasty. - Where are you going? 796 00:32:33,420 --> 00:32:35,588 I am going to the bathroom to shit. 797 00:32:35,588 --> 00:32:37,390 Would you like me to livestream it? 798 00:32:37,390 --> 00:32:39,592 We're going to be in for a dog fight, for a late night... 799 00:32:39,592 --> 00:32:40,860 Ken, you wanna weigh in? 800 00:32:40,860 --> 00:32:42,429 And Mark Ravenhead has some thoughts 801 00:32:42,429 --> 00:32:43,763 about what we've been seeing so far tonight... 802 00:32:43,763 --> 00:32:47,333 - I just think it's hard. - But we know. We just do. 803 00:32:47,333 --> 00:32:49,602 That if the lost votes were counted, 804 00:32:49,602 --> 00:32:51,404 Jimenez would take the state. 805 00:32:51,404 --> 00:32:54,174 Mark is commenting directly, ATN voice. 806 00:32:54,174 --> 00:32:56,343 Professional politicos who, time after time, 807 00:32:56,343 --> 00:32:57,677 come up with, isn't this funny, 808 00:32:57,677 --> 00:33:02,415 with polls which undercount support for traditional values. 809 00:33:02,415 --> 00:33:04,417 So, yeah, maybe some of the crazies 810 00:33:04,417 --> 00:33:05,719 heard they were underperforming 811 00:33:05,719 --> 00:33:07,921 and decided to stop the counting and destroy the evidence. 812 00:33:07,921 --> 00:33:10,724 And so, yeah, "You just stay quiet." 813 00:33:10,724 --> 00:33:12,392 - Roman sent talking points. - Oh. 814 00:33:12,392 --> 00:33:14,260 "We'll guess what we think was on those ballots. 815 00:33:14,260 --> 00:33:16,960 - We'll decide," yeah? - Is he down there? 816 00:33:16,960 --> 00:33:17,697 - They know best, right? - ****'s sake, Rome. 817 00:33:17,697 --> 00:33:19,650 And you'll eat what's for dinner 818 00:33:19,650 --> 00:33:20,633 because they don't really care for folks who answer back 819 00:33:20,633 --> 00:33:22,135 - or ask too many questions. - Should I... 820 00:33:22,135 --> 00:33:23,203 Shut up! 821 00:33:23,203 --> 00:33:24,938 Innumerate residuum! 822 00:33:24,938 --> 00:33:26,139 We'll figure it out, 823 00:33:26,139 --> 00:33:27,941 and issue you with your new government 824 00:33:27,941 --> 00:33:30,744 to march into your homes and take whatever we want 825 00:33:30,744 --> 00:33:32,812 in the way of your mechanisms of self-defense, 826 00:33:32,812 --> 00:33:34,914 and tell your son she's actually your daughter, 827 00:33:34,914 --> 00:33:36,549 or the other way around, and then... 828 00:33:36,549 --> 00:33:38,985 Hey, Shiv, do you mind actually not going on the floor? 829 00:33:38,985 --> 00:33:41,488 "It's all just peachy." Even though it doesn't feel so peachy... 830 00:33:41,488 --> 00:33:43,456 - Shiv? - That you can't go out at night, 831 00:33:43,456 --> 00:33:45,225 and the new president is opening up his borders 832 00:33:45,225 --> 00:33:46,760 - to his friends, yeah... - Bullshit. 833 00:33:46,760 --> 00:33:48,495 Bullshit, Roman, **** you. 834 00:33:48,495 --> 00:33:51,297 It's obvious that we need to be smarter than this, better than this. 835 00:33:51,297 --> 00:33:52,999 We need a ****ing opposing viewpoint. 836 00:33:56,136 --> 00:33:58,304 Could you call security for me? 837 00:33:59,939 --> 00:34:03,900 Sorry, you can't come down here. It's... it's not me, it's just... 838 00:34:03,900 --> 00:34:04,411 Hey, Lukas. 839 00:34:04,411 --> 00:34:06,120 What the **** is going on? 840 00:34:06,120 --> 00:34:07,981 Uh, yeah, great ****ing question. 841 00:34:07,981 --> 00:34:09,182 Powerful commentary, huh? 842 00:34:09,182 --> 00:34:11,985 I don't feel good, necessarily, about this, Rome. 843 00:34:11,985 --> 00:34:12,986 Shucks! 844 00:34:14,754 --> 00:34:16,990 Is it okay? Do I need to hustle? 845 00:34:16,990 --> 00:34:18,858 Do I need to get ready to be cozy 846 00:34:18,858 --> 00:34:21,194 with this ****ing Mr. Scary? 847 00:34:21,194 --> 00:34:22,962 No. No, I can handle. I can handle it. 848 00:34:22,962 --> 00:34:25,310 Yeah, 'cause Greg tells me it's getting kinda hairy in there. 849 00:34:25,310 --> 00:34:26,320 Mm-hmm. 850 00:34:26,320 --> 00:34:27,834 Don't let them break my toy, Shiv, okay? 851 00:34:27,834 --> 00:34:30,837 No. All good. I'll be in touch. 852 00:34:30,837 --> 00:34:33,139 Sorry, we just need you off the floor, if that's okay. 853 00:34:33,139 --> 00:34:34,174 Yeah, got a minute? 854 00:34:34,174 --> 00:34:36,776 And now, apparently, 855 00:34:36,776 --> 00:34:40,513 the Democrats are accusing this fire of being biased. 856 00:34:40,513 --> 00:34:42,148 That's right. Yeah, that sounds 857 00:34:42,148 --> 00:34:44,500 pretty much something out of their camp. 858 00:34:44,500 --> 00:34:46,219 "It only burnt Democratic votes." 859 00:34:46,219 --> 00:34:47,687 Yeah? You know, it's one of those... 860 00:34:47,687 --> 00:34:50,230 It's one of those picky fires. 861 00:34:53,293 --> 00:34:54,394 - Come on in. - Yeah. 862 00:34:55,895 --> 00:34:58,965 - So... - Yeah, just wanted to check in. 863 00:34:58,965 --> 00:35:02,702 - You know? It's been busy. So... - Right. Yeah, on election day. 864 00:35:04,304 --> 00:35:05,405 Yeah. 865 00:35:05,405 --> 00:35:09,476 Yeah. So, how was your night, last night, with Lukas? 866 00:35:11,678 --> 00:35:14,581 Shiv, I... I went for a drink with him. 867 00:35:14,581 --> 00:35:17,350 - That... that's not my fault. - Uh-huh. 868 00:35:20,860 --> 00:35:22,389 Do you find me attractive, Gregory? 869 00:35:26,493 --> 00:35:30,960 I don't think of things such as that. 870 00:35:30,960 --> 00:35:33,990 Oh. Oh, I thought you were a "disgusting brother." 871 00:35:33,990 --> 00:35:35,669 Is that... Was that too disgusting for you? 872 00:35:36,670 --> 00:35:38,371 This is not appropriate. 873 00:35:39,839 --> 00:35:40,874 - It's... - Uh-huh. 874 00:35:42,242 --> 00:35:44,778 Yeah, I, uh... I'm... Sorry, I don't... 875 00:35:44,778 --> 00:35:46,446 'Cause I'm just letting you know... 876 00:35:47,614 --> 00:35:49,349 that if you try to **** me... 877 00:35:50,517 --> 00:35:51,551 I'll kill you. 878 00:35:54,870 --> 00:35:55,355 - Mm-hmm? - Mm-hmm, got it. 879 00:35:56,923 --> 00:35:58,425 Got it. Sorry, yeah. 880 00:36:00,193 --> 00:36:02,762 I guess my... my only question... 881 00:36:04,197 --> 00:36:07,100 would be, if... If anything did come to pass, 882 00:36:07,100 --> 00:36:09,636 in terms of you and he... 883 00:36:11,438 --> 00:36:14,207 - you know, silence is golden. - Hmm. 884 00:36:16,443 --> 00:36:18,278 Like how golden? 885 00:36:18,278 --> 00:36:20,480 Uh-huh. Is there an offer? 886 00:36:21,314 --> 00:36:24,384 Yeah. Uh, yeah. 887 00:36:24,384 --> 00:36:26,619 How about I offer for you to keep all your internal organs 888 00:36:26,619 --> 00:36:29,222 on your insides, rather than I pull them out your ***hole? 889 00:36:31,558 --> 00:36:34,600 Go on. You're lumber. 890 00:36:35,161 --> 00:36:36,463 Keep your snout out. 891 00:36:40,233 --> 00:36:43,636 Simultaneously destroying diversity of opinion 892 00:36:43,636 --> 00:36:45,271 wherever possible... 893 00:36:46,473 --> 00:36:47,507 Hey, guess what? 894 00:36:49,242 --> 00:36:51,344 Mencken will block the deal. 895 00:36:51,344 --> 00:36:52,445 Straight up. He'll kill it. 896 00:36:52,445 --> 00:36:54,347 If he wins, he'll refer it to FTC. 897 00:36:54,347 --> 00:36:56,282 Whatever, new law, foreign ownership tightening. 898 00:36:56,282 --> 00:36:58,752 Whatever, he'll screw it up. In exchange... 899 00:36:59,986 --> 00:37:01,154 for our support tonight. 900 00:37:01,154 --> 00:37:05,525 - In, like... in so many words? - In those words. 901 00:37:05,525 --> 00:37:07,861 Shall I get Tom? Shall I get the human abacus? 902 00:37:07,861 --> 00:37:09,662 Shall I? Let's do it. 903 00:37:11,970 --> 00:37:12,132 This is good news. 904 00:37:18,438 --> 00:37:19,439 Hey, hey. 905 00:37:19,439 --> 00:37:21,508 - Hey. - So, uh, thanks for, uh... 906 00:37:21,508 --> 00:37:23,810 Whatever. Uh, we have the votes. So... 907 00:37:24,377 --> 00:37:25,645 Can't rerun fairly 908 00:37:25,645 --> 00:37:29,150 and can't let lefty terrorism affect us, so let's call it. 909 00:37:29,150 --> 00:37:32,786 On what precedent? By... by what authority? 910 00:37:32,786 --> 00:37:35,889 Uh, by the power of me, the CEO of Waystar, 911 00:37:35,889 --> 00:37:38,191 telling you what to put on the telly-box mouth-people. 912 00:37:38,191 --> 00:37:39,826 Uh... 913 00:37:39,826 --> 00:37:41,861 I don't think we can do that, guys. 914 00:37:41,861 --> 00:37:43,329 I think we can do it, Dar. 915 00:37:43,329 --> 00:37:46,660 If we call it, and the... the... the others 916 00:37:46,660 --> 00:37:47,400 - went his way... - Right, well, look. 917 00:37:47,400 --> 00:37:48,968 There are still outstanding states. 918 00:37:48,968 --> 00:37:51,371 There's Michigan, Ohio, Georgia, Arizona. 919 00:37:51,371 --> 00:37:53,390 It's really not that big a deal. It's one state. 920 00:37:53,390 --> 00:37:54,674 I'm worried it's not a decision 921 00:37:54,674 --> 00:37:57,510 - that I could necessarily... - Uh-huh. Yeah, thank you. 922 00:37:57,510 --> 00:37:59,212 And everyone respects you, Darwin, 923 00:37:59,212 --> 00:38:01,181 but this isn't actually a numbers thing. 924 00:38:01,181 --> 00:38:03,316 I mean, the Wisconsin Elections Commission, 925 00:38:03,316 --> 00:38:05,850 the Milwaukee Election Commission 926 00:38:05,850 --> 00:38:08,321 will go to court and the camps will litigate it. 927 00:38:08,321 --> 00:38:10,423 Mm-hmm. And it'll be a jurisdiction fight 928 00:38:10,423 --> 00:38:11,758 that I think Mencken might shade, 929 00:38:11,758 --> 00:38:14,427 - but, you know, we can't... - Yeah, that's... that's great. 930 00:38:14,427 --> 00:38:17,697 Uh, but I'm just gonna say we're good and that's on me. 931 00:38:17,697 --> 00:38:19,899 The votes that exist have been tallied, 932 00:38:19,899 --> 00:38:21,267 and that gives Mencken the state. 933 00:38:21,267 --> 00:38:24,700 But you don't... you don't make the call. I make the call. 934 00:38:24,700 --> 00:38:25,572 We're gonna make the call together, Tom... 935 00:38:25,572 --> 00:38:27,841 You can't make the call until I make the call. 936 00:38:27,841 --> 00:38:29,943 Okay. So... and I'm not gonna make you do anything. 937 00:38:29,943 --> 00:38:31,511 This is the situation in Wisconsin. 938 00:38:31,511 --> 00:38:35,248 How would you feel if we were to not "call it" call it, 939 00:38:35,248 --> 00:38:36,383 but, um... 940 00:38:36,383 --> 00:38:39,185 Like, pending. We could call it pending. 941 00:38:39,185 --> 00:38:40,420 You could even explain it. 942 00:38:40,420 --> 00:38:43,890 We can get a camera on you to explain it to people. 943 00:38:43,890 --> 00:38:45,892 We had a number of Jimenez campaign surrogates over the last week, 944 00:38:45,892 --> 00:38:48,261 sounding the alarm about the lack of turnout 945 00:38:48,261 --> 00:38:50,864 - of Black and Latino voters... - I could explain. 946 00:38:52,650 --> 00:38:55,769 And could there be a graphic that makes it clear 947 00:38:55,769 --> 00:38:57,470 the call isn't a... 948 00:38:59,272 --> 00:39:00,240 "call" call? 949 00:39:00,240 --> 00:39:01,775 "Pending call." 950 00:39:03,576 --> 00:39:04,944 Okay, okay. 951 00:39:05,578 --> 00:39:06,980 - Uh... - Mm! Sorry. 952 00:39:06,980 --> 00:39:08,114 Okay. 953 00:39:08,948 --> 00:39:10,550 - All right, so... - Yeah? 954 00:39:10,550 --> 00:39:12,218 - Okay. - Satisfied, ****y ****s? 955 00:39:12,218 --> 00:39:13,153 - Okay. - Soon as we can. 956 00:39:13,153 --> 00:39:15,321 - Great. - Uh... 957 00:39:16,456 --> 00:39:18,391 What's up? 958 00:39:18,391 --> 00:39:20,460 You okay? What? 959 00:39:20,460 --> 00:39:22,629 There's something in my eyes. Um... 960 00:39:22,629 --> 00:39:26,332 Greg? Wasabi. 961 00:39:26,332 --> 00:39:29,302 Is it wasabi? There's wasabi in my eyes? 962 00:39:29,302 --> 00:39:31,304 - I've got wasabi in my eyes? - Oh, Jesus. 963 00:39:31,304 --> 00:39:32,505 Wait, wait, wait, hold on. 964 00:39:35,108 --> 00:39:36,910 No, it's gone more in. It's gone more in. 965 00:39:36,910 --> 00:39:38,278 - What's going on? - It's on my fingers. 966 00:39:38,278 --> 00:39:39,813 What's going on? 967 00:39:39,813 --> 00:39:41,581 - What did you do to him? - It stings! 968 00:39:41,581 --> 00:39:44,150 - What? - Get some water or something, Greg! 969 00:39:44,150 --> 00:39:45,685 Holy mother! Mother of God. 970 00:39:45,685 --> 00:39:47,821 - **** me slowly, this smarts. - Okay. 971 00:39:47,821 --> 00:39:49,956 Quick Greg, put water in it. Put water in... 972 00:39:51,157 --> 00:39:53,126 - It's washing it in! - That's lemon! 973 00:39:53,126 --> 00:39:54,427 It's lemon, Greg! 974 00:39:54,427 --> 00:39:56,830 - That's clear. It's La Croix! - Jesus! ****, Greg. 975 00:39:56,830 --> 00:39:58,331 - What are you doing? - Oh, come on. 976 00:39:58,331 --> 00:40:00,600 - It's lemony, Greg. It's lemony! - It's La Croix! 977 00:40:00,600 --> 00:40:02,202 Jesus H. Christ! 978 00:40:02,202 --> 00:40:03,970 - No, it's natural! Like, medical! - Get some tissues, man. 979 00:40:03,970 --> 00:40:06,206 Give it to me. Oh, my God. 980 00:40:06,206 --> 00:40:09,900 It's not that lemony! It's just a hint of lemon. 981 00:40:09,900 --> 00:40:11,344 Darwin? You good to call it? 982 00:40:11,344 --> 00:40:13,179 He can't ****ing call it, Rome. 983 00:40:13,179 --> 00:40:14,547 We're calling it, Shiv. 984 00:40:14,547 --> 00:40:16,816 - He just called it, okay? - Great. Thanks. 985 00:40:16,816 --> 00:40:20,520 Greg, do not put any more lemon water, 986 00:40:20,520 --> 00:40:22,989 or wasabi, in his eyes, okay? 987 00:40:27,360 --> 00:40:29,396 Hey, Con, you shouldn't really be in here. 988 00:40:29,396 --> 00:40:31,331 And a very good evening to you, too. 989 00:40:31,331 --> 00:40:33,967 - Hey! Presidente. Sike! - Rome. Sweetheart. One sec. 990 00:40:33,967 --> 00:40:35,802 Would you wait over here for me a second, baby? 991 00:40:35,802 --> 00:40:37,871 - Uh, sure. - Fellas, would you wait over here for me a second? 992 00:40:37,871 --> 00:40:39,706 - Yeah. Yep? Mm-hmm? - Rome. One thought. 993 00:40:39,706 --> 00:40:41,307 How about I concede 994 00:40:42,750 --> 00:40:43,910 in his direction? 995 00:40:43,910 --> 00:40:46,579 I scratch his balls, he scratches mine? 996 00:40:46,579 --> 00:40:49,215 That's interesting. Uh, perhaps-ish. 997 00:40:49,215 --> 00:40:51,484 - Let me check on that, yeah. - "Perhaps-ish"? 998 00:40:51,484 --> 00:40:52,986 - Perhaps-ish, yeah. Come on. - I'm coming. 999 00:40:52,986 --> 00:40:54,821 Seventeen electoral votes... - TOM: Pam? 1000 00:40:54,821 --> 00:40:57,230 We're calling, uh, Wisconsin for Mencken. 1001 00:40:57,230 --> 00:40:57,991 Get the graphics up. 1002 00:40:57,991 --> 00:40:59,192 Dave, let them know we're five out 1003 00:40:59,192 --> 00:41:00,760 - from calling Wisconsin. - All right. 1004 00:41:00,760 --> 00:41:02,429 We are calling Wisconsin for Mencken. 1005 00:41:02,429 --> 00:41:03,930 Five minutes. Is that graphic ready? 1006 00:41:03,930 --> 00:41:06,666 There is a big ol' call to make right now, 1007 00:41:06,666 --> 00:41:09,769 and that is ATN is projecting that Jeryd Mencken 1008 00:41:09,769 --> 00:41:11,838 has won the state of Wisconsin. 1009 00:41:11,838 --> 00:41:13,940 You know, we've been reporting on that fire 1010 00:41:13,940 --> 00:41:16,760 in the Milwaukee vote count center. 1011 00:41:16,760 --> 00:41:17,711 Nonetheless, our decision desk 1012 00:41:17,711 --> 00:41:20,246 is confident in making this call. 1013 00:41:20,246 --> 00:41:23,283 Jeryd Mencken has won the state of Wisconsin, 1014 00:41:23,283 --> 00:41:26,920 and there goes the blue wall. That's ten electoral votes, that 1015 00:41:26,920 --> 00:41:29,889 brings Mencken up to 246... 1016 00:41:29,889 --> 00:41:33,930 Okay, man. Okay. There's something there. 1017 00:41:33,930 --> 00:41:35,428 Sordid backseat **** job. 1018 00:41:35,428 --> 00:41:37,464 Oh, tell me more. 1019 00:41:37,464 --> 00:41:39,990 He wants to keep up the momentum. 1020 00:41:39,990 --> 00:41:42,369 Jeryd Mencken is now 24 electoral votes away 1021 00:41:42,369 --> 00:41:44,700 from winning the presidency. 1022 00:41:44,700 --> 00:41:45,305 Do you really wanna? 1023 00:41:45,972 --> 00:41:47,374 Slovenia, Willa. 1024 00:41:48,441 --> 00:41:49,442 Mm-hmm. 1025 00:41:51,411 --> 00:41:55,315 I mean, I am torn, and he's very, uh, right-wing. 1026 00:41:57,650 --> 00:42:02,422 But Vienna for lunch, Venice for dinner. 1027 00:42:02,422 --> 00:42:04,491 And Dubrovnik for breakfast. 1028 00:42:05,492 --> 00:42:07,930 My fellow Americans, 1029 00:42:07,930 --> 00:42:10,797 it's becoming clear tonight, that as far as we can tell, 1030 00:42:10,797 --> 00:42:12,599 Mr. Jeryd Mencken will likely be 1031 00:42:12,599 --> 00:42:14,768 the next president of the United States. 1032 00:42:14,768 --> 00:42:16,670 - Yes. - Mm-hmm. 1033 00:42:16,670 --> 00:42:18,605 - And I, for one, wish him well. - Connor was running for president? 1034 00:42:18,605 --> 00:42:21,441 For although I set out a clear and compelling path... 1035 00:42:21,441 --> 00:42:24,177 - Okay, all right. - ...America, in her divine wisdom, 1036 00:42:24,177 --> 00:42:25,979 has chosen to take another. 1037 00:42:26,980 --> 00:42:29,849 Well, good luck. And... 1038 00:42:29,849 --> 00:42:31,618 I'd like to say to my first running mate, 1039 00:42:31,618 --> 00:42:33,853 who I will not dignify with a name-check, 1040 00:42:33,853 --> 00:42:37,257 but had that woman not dropped out, 1041 00:42:37,257 --> 00:42:39,526 and then had I not had to replace her 1042 00:42:39,526 --> 00:42:40,694 with another figure, 1043 00:42:40,694 --> 00:42:42,495 who turned out not to be able to bear the weight 1044 00:42:42,495 --> 00:42:43,763 of public scrutiny, 1045 00:42:43,763 --> 00:42:47,767 had I not been betrayed by those two jackrabbits, 1046 00:42:48,301 --> 00:42:49,869 who knows? 1047 00:42:49,869 --> 00:42:53,673 Politics of envy. Ugly game. 1048 00:42:54,441 --> 00:42:56,142 I happen to be a billionaire. 1049 00:42:56,943 --> 00:42:58,545 Sorry. 1050 00:42:58,545 --> 00:43:00,814 But honestly, America, you flunked it. 1051 00:43:00,814 --> 00:43:02,382 I guess you're gonna have to find 1052 00:43:02,382 --> 00:43:05,618 some other poor mook's paps to suckle on. 1053 00:43:05,618 --> 00:43:07,200 - Okay. - The corrupt bipartisan 1054 00:43:07,200 --> 00:43:09,622 - system zombie marches on. - All right. 1055 00:43:09,622 --> 00:43:11,558 And so I call out to my friends tonight, 1056 00:43:11,558 --> 00:43:12,726 to my people. 1057 00:43:12,726 --> 00:43:16,830 I say, Conheads, I salute you. And, America, be afraid. 1058 00:43:17,664 --> 00:43:18,698 Be warned... 1059 00:43:19,666 --> 00:43:21,368 for the Conheads are coming. 1060 00:43:21,368 --> 00:43:23,970 Thank you. God bless America. 1061 00:43:23,970 --> 00:43:26,373 ATN decision desk is now projecting 1062 00:43:26,373 --> 00:43:28,908 Daniel Jimenez has won the state of Michigan 1063 00:43:28,908 --> 00:43:30,877 - over Jeryd Mencken. - Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. 1064 00:43:30,877 --> 00:43:33,546 That's 15 electoral votes. Our tally now goes... 1065 00:43:33,546 --> 00:43:35,810 - Are you ready for this? - All right, all right. 1066 00:43:35,810 --> 00:43:36,916 Two-hundred-and-sixty-two for Mencken, 1067 00:43:36,916 --> 00:43:41,221 - and 262 for Daniel Jimenez. - A dead heat. 1068 00:43:41,221 --> 00:43:43,230 Polls will be closing soon in Alaska, 1069 00:43:43,230 --> 00:43:46,526 the only state yet to be called other than Arizona 1070 00:43:46,526 --> 00:43:48,528 and its 11 electoral votes. 1071 00:43:48,528 --> 00:43:50,530 Let's maybe go harass the decision desk about what's 1072 00:43:50,530 --> 00:43:52,766 - taking so long for Arizona. - Guys. Uh, just a heads-up. 1073 00:43:52,766 --> 00:43:55,201 We hear... We are getting it from the campaigns 1074 00:43:55,201 --> 00:43:56,736 that the data nerds 1075 00:43:56,736 --> 00:44:00,273 are hearing that... Well, Dar, you say. 1076 00:44:00,273 --> 00:44:03,610 So, uh, Arizona is gonna go red. 1077 00:44:03,610 --> 00:44:04,911 All right, well then that's, uh... 1078 00:44:04,911 --> 00:44:06,946 - That would be it, right? - I mean, we're... 1079 00:44:06,946 --> 00:44:10,283 We're kind of boxed in, uh, because of Wisconsin. 1080 00:44:10,283 --> 00:44:12,585 Uh, I mean, I... I don't feel comfortable calling it. 1081 00:44:12,585 --> 00:44:14,688 I mean, PGN is gonna be calling it. Right, Tom? 1082 00:44:14,688 --> 00:44:16,589 - Yeah... - I mean, they're going to call Arizona. 1083 00:44:16,589 --> 00:44:19,693 Because if we call it, because of Wisconsin, we... 1084 00:44:19,693 --> 00:44:21,594 we called Wisconsin "pending," so... 1085 00:44:21,594 --> 00:44:24,300 Yeah, we already called Wisconsin, okay? 1086 00:44:24,300 --> 00:44:25,632 We can't un-call Wisconsin, can we? 1087 00:44:25,632 --> 00:44:27,967 That would make us all look pretty unprofessional. 1088 00:44:27,967 --> 00:44:30,704 So, Arizona? 1089 00:44:30,704 --> 00:44:34,400 - We're calling the election? - Yeah. 1090 00:44:34,400 --> 00:44:35,141 - No, no. - No? 1091 00:44:35,141 --> 00:44:36,476 - No. - It's math, dude. 1092 00:44:36,476 --> 00:44:37,944 Tom, will you guys give us a minute, please? 1093 00:44:37,944 --> 00:44:39,813 - ****. - Sure, okay. 1094 00:44:39,813 --> 00:44:42,215 One minute. Be back in one minute, please. 1095 00:44:42,215 --> 00:44:43,817 What? 1096 00:44:43,817 --> 00:44:45,552 - That's it. That's it. - I don't know, Rome. 1097 00:44:45,552 --> 00:44:47,220 Like, maybe... maybe we... 1098 00:44:48,822 --> 00:44:50,223 revisit Wisconsin. 1099 00:44:50,223 --> 00:44:51,958 Okay. - KENDALL: Because, yeah, we... I mean, we... 1100 00:44:51,958 --> 00:44:54,661 - That was... kind of... - Mm-hmm. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1101 00:44:54,661 --> 00:44:55,795 - Right? - Okay, I get it. 1102 00:44:55,795 --> 00:44:57,564 No, you're gonna, like, big brother it right now. 1103 00:44:57,564 --> 00:44:59,265 - That's what you're gonna do? - No. 1104 00:44:59,265 --> 00:45:00,800 - Like what? - Oh, like when, you know, 1105 00:45:00,800 --> 00:45:02,635 if you want roast chicken and I wanted steak, 1106 00:45:02,635 --> 00:45:04,700 we always had chicken. 1107 00:45:04,700 --> 00:45:06,740 Because you'd... you'd freak out. You'd tantrum. 1108 00:45:06,740 --> 00:45:08,975 - So they thought... - I would ****ing tantrum 1109 00:45:08,975 --> 00:45:10,744 because I never had ****ing steak. 1110 00:45:10,744 --> 00:45:13,947 Well, I think they got scared if... 1111 00:45:13,947 --> 00:45:16,249 you know, if you tantrumed, then you'd think you'd won, 1112 00:45:16,249 --> 00:45:17,684 - so they couldn't let you... - I never won. 1113 00:45:17,684 --> 00:45:18,952 It was always ****ing chicken. 1114 00:45:18,952 --> 00:45:20,520 So, because we had so much chicken when we were kids, 1115 00:45:20,520 --> 00:45:23,623 - I have to like the fascist? - Yeah. 1116 00:45:23,623 --> 00:45:24,858 If we don't call it early 1117 00:45:24,858 --> 00:45:26,826 and he wins anyway, which is perfectly possible, 1118 00:45:26,826 --> 00:45:29,195 but without us tonight? Think about that. 1119 00:45:29,195 --> 00:45:31,970 With FVA and VeraNews backing him, 1120 00:45:31,970 --> 00:45:33,466 we're left the most dickless eunuchs in cuck town. 1121 00:45:33,466 --> 00:45:35,468 - We call it? We call this? - Mm-hmm. 1122 00:45:35,468 --> 00:45:37,337 - If we push it... - Yeah? 1123 00:45:37,337 --> 00:45:38,538 Maybe it happens. 1124 00:45:38,538 --> 00:45:40,874 Yeah. We give it to Mencken, Mencken blocks the deal. 1125 00:45:40,874 --> 00:45:42,609 He's not ****ing wishy-washy. He's a guy. 1126 00:45:42,609 --> 00:45:44,511 I don't know, dude. I mean... 1127 00:45:44,511 --> 00:45:48,381 Exactly. All of the mainstream media. All of the Democrats... 1128 00:45:48,381 --> 00:45:49,482 My kids. 1129 00:45:49,482 --> 00:45:52,318 - The whole thing. - "Oh, America! Oh." 1130 00:45:52,318 --> 00:45:56,220 Well, I mean, it is kind of a nice idea, you know? 1131 00:45:56,220 --> 00:45:57,624 All the different people together. 1132 00:45:57,624 --> 00:46:01,728 What? All right. What... what would Dad do? 1133 00:46:01,728 --> 00:46:03,630 - Oh, come on. - I don't know. I don't actually know. 1134 00:46:03,630 --> 00:46:04,898 Yes, you ****ing do, man! 1135 00:46:04,898 --> 00:46:05,899 The guy in the pocket. 1136 00:46:05,899 --> 00:46:07,000 The guy that's gonna answer our calls. 1137 00:46:07,000 --> 00:46:09,202 The ****ing guy printing US dollars. 1138 00:46:09,202 --> 00:46:10,537 This is all upside. 1139 00:46:10,537 --> 00:46:12,672 Apart from the matter of him smashing the country to pieces. 1140 00:46:12,672 --> 00:46:14,874 Oh, God! Don't be such a ****ing prissy... 1141 00:46:14,874 --> 00:46:17,770 Okay, maybe we could deal with a dose of that, right? 1142 00:46:17,770 --> 00:46:18,912 Like a nice little dose of the frighteners? 1143 00:46:18,912 --> 00:46:20,146 Wind shit back 20? 1144 00:46:20,146 --> 00:46:22,749 You know one of those ****ing guys pushed my daughter. 1145 00:46:22,749 --> 00:46:25,185 - Uh, she's okay? - If we do this... 1146 00:46:27,387 --> 00:46:28,822 people... people are gonna say shit. 1147 00:46:28,822 --> 00:46:31,524 Yeah. We'll be in the West Wing. Nothing matters, Ken. 1148 00:46:31,524 --> 00:46:33,360 Nothing ****ing matters. Dad's dead, 1149 00:46:33,360 --> 00:46:35,428 and the country's just a big pussy 1150 00:46:35,428 --> 00:46:36,663 waiting to get ****ed. 1151 00:46:38,264 --> 00:46:40,233 ****ing... action, okay? 1152 00:46:40,233 --> 00:46:41,434 We can pay for any damages. 1153 00:46:41,434 --> 00:46:44,370 Let's just jam our ****in' heads in the bosom of history 1154 00:46:44,370 --> 00:46:45,939 and just... 1155 00:46:45,939 --> 00:46:48,441 Right? I mean... Or, we sit on our hands 1156 00:46:48,441 --> 00:46:50,210 like a couple of damsels in distress, 1157 00:46:50,210 --> 00:46:53,179 and, you know, watch our chance slip away. 1158 00:46:53,179 --> 00:46:56,516 PGN has a major projection to announce, 1159 00:46:56,516 --> 00:46:59,352 and that is that Jeryd Mencken will win Arizona. 1160 00:46:59,352 --> 00:47:02,880 So, he is the winner of 11 electoral votes 1161 00:47:02,880 --> 00:47:03,423 in Arizona... 1162 00:47:03,423 --> 00:47:05,525 - Hey. - Hey. 1163 00:47:05,525 --> 00:47:07,894 Can we talk for a minute? 1164 00:47:07,894 --> 00:47:11,965 Yeah. We're ****ed, Ken. We're ****ed. 1165 00:47:11,965 --> 00:47:13,366 Because we called, it's ****ed. 1166 00:47:13,366 --> 00:47:15,902 I don't know what we should do. I feel like my head is just... 1167 00:47:15,902 --> 00:47:17,871 I... I can't... I can't, uh... 1168 00:47:19,205 --> 00:47:21,241 get the scale of it, what this is. 1169 00:47:21,241 --> 00:47:22,976 I mean, we can recant, yeah? 1170 00:47:22,976 --> 00:47:27,547 His team is being very direct. They will block Matsson's deal. 1171 00:47:28,448 --> 00:47:29,983 Uh, well, he says he will. 1172 00:47:29,983 --> 00:47:32,118 We call it for him, that gives him legitimacy 1173 00:47:32,118 --> 00:47:33,119 to declare. 1174 00:47:33,119 --> 00:47:35,555 I mean, we're in bed with him, I think, yeah? 1175 00:47:35,555 --> 00:47:36,823 Yeah, I... 1176 00:47:36,823 --> 00:47:39,726 I mean, it'll get ground out in the courts, whatever we say. 1177 00:47:40,393 --> 00:47:42,950 Sure, right. But... 1178 00:47:42,950 --> 00:47:43,997 Yeah, look, shall we be... 1179 00:47:45,432 --> 00:47:48,301 - totally honest in here? - Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. 1180 00:47:48,301 --> 00:47:50,503 I have sometimes felt 1181 00:47:50,503 --> 00:47:52,572 like I could do it. 1182 00:47:52,572 --> 00:47:55,442 You know, like, I should do it. Me. 1183 00:47:55,442 --> 00:47:57,277 - Uh-huh. - Just me. 1184 00:47:58,645 --> 00:48:00,580 But I don't want that to be an end 1185 00:48:00,580 --> 00:48:04,170 to the... the family thing, right? 1186 00:48:04,170 --> 00:48:06,119 I would just... I would like to be able to talk... 1187 00:48:06,986 --> 00:48:09,989 openly about that feeling, maybe. 1188 00:48:11,124 --> 00:48:13,660 Sure. Yeah, no, I appreciate... I appreciate that. 1189 00:48:13,660 --> 00:48:17,263 Mencken is kinda Roman's guy, so that's complicated. 1190 00:48:17,263 --> 00:48:21,340 - Yeah, right. - And, honestly, I feel... 1191 00:48:21,340 --> 00:48:23,636 threatened, maybe, by their relationship, and... 1192 00:48:24,270 --> 00:48:25,638 So I want... 1193 00:48:25,638 --> 00:48:27,674 A piece of me wants to not support that, 1194 00:48:27,674 --> 00:48:30,944 and that's maybe in there, pulling away from Mencken. 1195 00:48:31,311 --> 00:48:32,312 Uh-huh. 1196 00:48:34,447 --> 00:48:39,185 - But also, you're a good guy. - Well, I don't know. 1197 00:48:39,185 --> 00:48:41,388 - Sure. You are. - Thank you. 1198 00:48:41,388 --> 00:48:43,623 - I don't know. - No, essentially, you're... 1199 00:48:43,623 --> 00:48:44,891 You're a good guy. 1200 00:48:50,196 --> 00:48:53,199 But we... we all wanna stop Matsson, right? 1201 00:48:53,199 --> 00:48:56,360 - That's the thing? - Mm-hmm. 1202 00:48:57,971 --> 00:48:58,972 Yeah. 1203 00:48:59,906 --> 00:49:01,700 Go... go on. 1204 00:49:01,700 --> 00:49:03,576 Uh, well, I think whatever... 1205 00:49:05,780 --> 00:49:08,381 Whatever advantage to us as... As... as corporate players 1206 00:49:08,381 --> 00:49:09,582 in the short term... 1207 00:49:11,840 --> 00:49:13,530 You know... 1208 00:49:13,530 --> 00:49:16,856 He's... Mencken's the nightmare, yeah? 1209 00:49:17,691 --> 00:49:19,659 Plausible in a decadent era. 1210 00:49:19,659 --> 00:49:22,729 He says the bad shit, he believes the bad shit. 1211 00:49:22,729 --> 00:49:25,310 We wouldn't actually be making him president. 1212 00:49:25,310 --> 00:49:27,534 Oh, sure. We might not be able to crown him, but we can... 1213 00:49:27,534 --> 00:49:29,269 We can stop him. 1214 00:49:29,269 --> 00:49:32,380 He gets momentum tonight, it makes it possible. 1215 00:49:32,839 --> 00:49:34,607 He needs our call. 1216 00:49:44,417 --> 00:49:46,453 I don't think I'm a very good father. 1217 00:49:48,455 --> 00:49:52,959 You are. You're... No, you're okay. 1218 00:49:52,959 --> 00:49:57,970 You've tried. That's all we can do. 1219 00:49:57,970 --> 00:50:02,435 - Maybe the poison drips through. - No. No. And you know what? 1220 00:50:02,435 --> 00:50:04,704 I don't think even Dad would back him tonight. 1221 00:50:04,704 --> 00:50:07,807 - He basically picked him. - Sure, but we throw the papers 1222 00:50:07,807 --> 00:50:09,142 and the whole thing in for him? 1223 00:50:09,142 --> 00:50:11,444 And then in a... in a month, a week from now, 1224 00:50:11,444 --> 00:50:12,712 the courts go the other way? 1225 00:50:12,712 --> 00:50:14,748 It's... We're essentially done as a news organization. 1226 00:50:14,748 --> 00:50:16,583 It's just hard to think 1227 00:50:16,583 --> 00:50:18,451 we'd give it all away to Matsson. 1228 00:50:21,621 --> 00:50:25,625 Could we try? Could you try once? 1229 00:50:25,625 --> 00:50:29,662 Direct to Nate, to get something from them to block the deal? 1230 00:50:30,330 --> 00:50:32,499 Uh... yeah. 1231 00:50:35,100 --> 00:50:37,303 - Yeah. - Sure. 1232 00:50:39,172 --> 00:50:41,107 - One of these? - Yeah. 1233 00:50:43,677 --> 00:50:44,744 You're a good guy. 1234 00:50:47,280 --> 00:50:48,281 Okay, yeah. 1235 00:51:04,831 --> 00:51:06,332 Hey, Nate. 1236 00:51:06,332 --> 00:51:10,136 Yeah, just calling with a quick, uh, check-in. 1237 00:51:12,105 --> 00:51:14,374 - Uh, yeah. - W e're sorry. The number you have reached... 1238 00:51:14,374 --> 00:51:16,609 - To be honest, just wondering if Jimenez... - is not in service. 1239 00:51:16,609 --> 00:51:19,512 - Please check the number, or try your call again. - SHIV: I don't know, could he... 1240 00:51:21,314 --> 00:51:24,217 - So, um... - M encken now stands at 265... 1241 00:51:24,217 --> 00:51:26,853 Yeah, Shiv's seeing what we can get from the Dems. 1242 00:51:26,853 --> 00:51:28,555 Oh, get the **** out of here. 1243 00:51:28,555 --> 00:51:31,157 - Why? We got it. - I really need to know what we're doing, guys. 1244 00:51:31,157 --> 00:51:32,892 If we're gonna stick with Wisconsin... 1245 00:51:32,892 --> 00:51:36,960 - Okay, one moment. One moment, Tom. One moment. - We're gonna stick... Ugh. 1246 00:51:36,629 --> 00:51:39,532 So? You talk to him? 1247 00:51:39,532 --> 00:51:40,967 Uh, yeah. I think there's, uh... 1248 00:51:40,967 --> 00:51:42,469 there's... There's something there. 1249 00:51:42,469 --> 00:51:45,805 - No, there's not. - Like? Like? 1250 00:51:45,805 --> 00:51:48,742 Like, they might be... They are... willing to think. 1251 00:51:48,742 --> 00:51:51,440 Oh! They might be, or maybe they are, 1252 00:51:51,440 --> 00:51:53,130 willing to think. Maybe. 1253 00:51:53,130 --> 00:51:54,748 - That sounds like horseshit. - No. Rome. 1254 00:51:54,748 --> 00:51:56,583 They're just not so direct. 1255 00:51:56,583 --> 00:51:59,552 Yeah? I... I... I think we can probably get 'em to stop it. 1256 00:51:59,552 --> 00:52:00,920 Oh, they "probably." Yeah, go. 1257 00:52:00,920 --> 00:52:03,156 Sorry, no. Uh, game over. Bullshit. 1258 00:52:03,156 --> 00:52:04,758 No. We have to call it. 1259 00:52:04,758 --> 00:52:06,893 - Mencken is rock-solid. - Roman, even Dad... 1260 00:52:06,893 --> 00:52:09,950 Even... even Dad, in this situation, 1261 00:52:09,950 --> 00:52:10,764 - would respect the process. - No! 1262 00:52:10,764 --> 00:52:12,332 Dad did whatever the **** he wanted. 1263 00:52:12,332 --> 00:52:14,601 He... One fax, he took out a government. 1264 00:52:14,601 --> 00:52:16,770 He did the "**** Lyle!" Send. 1265 00:52:16,770 --> 00:52:18,238 And that was it. That's all it took. 1266 00:52:18,238 --> 00:52:20,373 ****ing Canada, here. He didn't give a shit. 1267 00:52:20,373 --> 00:52:21,875 He liked stability, Rome. He pushed, 1268 00:52:21,875 --> 00:52:23,176 but he didn't want shit to unravel. 1269 00:52:23,176 --> 00:52:25,879 He... he helped end... I mean, he ended wars. 1270 00:52:25,879 --> 00:52:27,470 He ended wars that he started. 1271 00:52:27,470 --> 00:52:28,281 He did whatever the **** he wanted. 1272 00:52:28,281 --> 00:52:30,500 What did they say, Shiv? 1273 00:52:30,500 --> 00:52:31,584 Like, what did Nate actually say? 1274 00:52:31,584 --> 00:52:33,253 He said, uh, they would talk, 1275 00:52:33,253 --> 00:52:35,550 and that they could see the arguments, 1276 00:52:35,550 --> 00:52:37,524 and I... I... I think it's encouraging. 1277 00:52:38,591 --> 00:52:40,126 You felt like it was encouraging? Wow! 1278 00:52:40,126 --> 00:52:41,628 It was. It was encouraging. 1279 00:52:41,628 --> 00:52:43,863 It was a feeling. I got something real. 1280 00:52:43,863 --> 00:52:45,865 This is ****in' pointless. 1281 00:52:45,865 --> 00:52:47,434 - What a waste of time. - What are you doing? 1282 00:52:47,434 --> 00:52:49,569 I'm gonna call. I... I... I'm just gonna... 1283 00:52:49,569 --> 00:52:50,637 I'm gonna be very direct. 1284 00:52:50,637 --> 00:52:52,272 We just... we just need a little bit more, 1285 00:52:52,272 --> 00:52:53,640 - and, uh... - Don't call him. 1286 00:52:54,740 --> 00:52:55,275 Why? 1287 00:52:55,275 --> 00:52:57,811 They're... Uh, they're busy. 1288 00:53:04,718 --> 00:53:07,954 Can't have uncertainty. Can't. ****ing market. 1289 00:53:07,954 --> 00:53:10,724 The chaos of trying to rerun an entire election 1290 00:53:10,724 --> 00:53:12,592 could just send the country into meltdown, you know? 1291 00:53:12,592 --> 00:53:14,394 - Okay. Bad faith argument. - I'm telling you. 1292 00:53:14,394 --> 00:53:16,629 I'm just telling you. You cannot have uncertainty. 1293 00:53:16,629 --> 00:53:18,631 - China is coming. - "China is coming"? 1294 00:53:18,631 --> 00:53:20,800 - China's coming. - China's already been. Next. 1295 00:53:22,969 --> 00:53:25,972 It's not like the ****ing "final" final anyway. 1296 00:53:25,972 --> 00:53:27,340 Okay? There's the court shit, 1297 00:53:27,340 --> 00:53:29,809 and it all kind of just fuzzes along, you know? 1298 00:53:29,809 --> 00:53:31,845 It's just a waste of ****ing time. 1299 00:53:31,845 --> 00:53:33,580 That we don't have, by the way. 1300 00:53:36,616 --> 00:53:38,852 Hey, Greg? Can I ask you a question? 1301 00:53:38,852 --> 00:53:40,120 What's up? 1302 00:53:40,120 --> 00:53:42,856 Do you know if there's something going on? 1303 00:53:44,424 --> 00:53:48,328 What else Nate and Gil and ****ing Jimenez offer you? 1304 00:53:48,328 --> 00:53:51,431 Unlimited social security spending with this one weird trick? 1305 00:54:01,541 --> 00:54:02,942 How was that call? 1306 00:54:04,110 --> 00:54:06,346 What'd you get? Whole bunch of not much? 1307 00:54:07,881 --> 00:54:09,783 Really? 1308 00:54:09,783 --> 00:54:12,452 - What? - "I think you're a good guy"? 1309 00:54:14,654 --> 00:54:17,323 Uh, well... I found it hard to get Nate, 1310 00:54:17,323 --> 00:54:18,892 so I summarized some impressions. 1311 00:54:18,892 --> 00:54:22,195 Oh, right, right, right. Smart. Really good, Shiv. 1312 00:54:23,496 --> 00:54:24,731 But you lied. 1313 00:54:24,731 --> 00:54:26,660 - Oh... - Right? 1314 00:54:26,660 --> 00:54:27,901 She didn't get anything from Nate. 1315 00:54:27,901 --> 00:54:29,569 - Really? - She didn't speak to Nate. 1316 00:54:29,569 --> 00:54:31,371 And she's in with Matsson. 1317 00:54:31,371 --> 00:54:33,730 - Mm... - Sorry, what? 1318 00:54:33,730 --> 00:54:36,420 No, I... No. 1319 00:54:36,420 --> 00:54:40,800 No. I... I... I... I did what we all agreed to, 1320 00:54:40,800 --> 00:54:42,150 that I got close to him so that I could help... 1321 00:54:42,150 --> 00:54:44,484 - Shiv's ****ing us. Right, Shivy? - Wow. 1322 00:54:44,484 --> 00:54:47,887 No. No! No, no, no. I... I... I... I... I... I... 1323 00:54:47,887 --> 00:54:49,422 - "I... I... I... I... I..." - was... 1324 00:54:49,422 --> 00:54:51,358 I ****ing some asked you some real questions, Shiv. 1325 00:54:51,358 --> 00:54:52,592 I wondered why you looked like a goose 1326 00:54:52,592 --> 00:54:55,610 trying to shit a house brick, you piece of dirt. 1327 00:54:55,610 --> 00:54:57,897 Okay, what? You got yourself a little ****ing side deal here? 1328 00:54:57,897 --> 00:55:00,200 No. No. I have some options. I... I was, uh... 1329 00:55:00,200 --> 00:55:02,350 - I was going through with the plan. - Uh-huh. 1330 00:55:02,350 --> 00:55:05,405 - And then you two... - Well, Mencken. Mencken, right? 1331 00:55:05,405 --> 00:55:07,107 - Mencken. - No! What? 1332 00:55:07,107 --> 00:55:08,875 Tom! 1333 00:55:08,875 --> 00:55:11,411 - No! You even wanted to push us out of the ****ing nest. - Uh-huh. Uh-huh. 1334 00:55:11,411 --> 00:55:13,413 - Sure, sis. Sure, sure, sure. - Please! Ken. 1335 00:55:13,413 --> 00:55:15,582 Aside from all this, this is not the right thing. 1336 00:55:15,582 --> 00:55:17,250 Aside from the fact that you lied to us, 1337 00:55:17,250 --> 00:55:19,185 and that doing what you want precisely plays into 1338 00:55:19,185 --> 00:55:21,921 - your own interests, yeah? - Oh, and this doesn't? Yeah? 1339 00:55:21,921 --> 00:55:25,458 Ken, please, come on. Come on! Who are we? 1340 00:55:25,458 --> 00:55:27,930 Oh, yeah. Will no one think of the children? 1341 00:55:27,930 --> 00:55:29,950 You know what? No, I'm not gonna let this happen. 1342 00:55:29,950 --> 00:55:30,764 There comes a time... 1343 00:55:30,764 --> 00:55:33,500 "There comes a time..." -...when you have to stand up for what you... 1344 00:55:34,134 --> 00:55:35,402 Seriously. This is real. 1345 00:55:35,402 --> 00:55:36,803 Mm-hmm. Okay? I have a concern 1346 00:55:36,803 --> 00:55:38,738 for the state of the republic, and... and pluralism and... 1347 00:55:38,738 --> 00:55:40,540 - And the future of this country. - I'm snoring. 1348 00:55:40,540 --> 00:55:41,875 - You're so boring. - And it... It is real. 1349 00:55:41,875 --> 00:55:43,610 You're such a bore, Shiv. Jesus. 1350 00:55:44,411 --> 00:55:47,914 - **** you. Ken? - He's right. 1351 00:55:47,914 --> 00:55:50,717 Yeah. You're boring. And you don't have a pass for in here. 1352 00:55:50,717 --> 00:55:53,860 Okay, well, fine. You know what? I'm... Maybe I'll... I'll go pu... 1353 00:55:53,860 --> 00:55:54,287 I'll... I'll... I'll go public. 1354 00:55:54,287 --> 00:55:55,922 - Oh yeah? - I'll go to the papers, 1355 00:55:55,922 --> 00:55:57,490 and people, and... and tell 'em what you're actually ****ing doing. 1356 00:55:57,490 --> 00:55:59,592 Wow. Well, if you're gonna just be hysterical, 1357 00:55:59,592 --> 00:56:00,727 we're gonna have to, you know, 1358 00:56:00,727 --> 00:56:02,128 - ask you to leave. - **** you! 1359 00:56:02,128 --> 00:56:03,797 People are trying to do some serious work in here. 1360 00:56:03,797 --> 00:56:06,399 **** you. This is about the future of the country. 1361 00:56:07,500 --> 00:56:09,690 No, I think it's because you broke up 1362 00:56:09,690 --> 00:56:10,503 with your boyfriend. 1363 00:56:10,503 --> 00:56:12,272 Jesus, you're a prick. 1364 00:56:12,272 --> 00:56:13,473 Hello. 1365 00:56:13,473 --> 00:56:14,674 - Hey, Tom. - Hey. 1366 00:56:14,674 --> 00:56:17,510 - So, call it. You can call it. - No! 1367 00:56:17,510 --> 00:56:19,479 - We're calling it? - Yeah. We called Wisconsin, 1368 00:56:19,479 --> 00:56:21,314 now we're gonna call Arizona, so we call the election. 1369 00:56:21,314 --> 00:56:22,682 - We call the election? - Call it. 1370 00:56:22,682 --> 00:56:24,918 - Call it. - No. No, Tom. No. 1371 00:56:24,918 --> 00:56:27,200 You're making a terrible mistake. 1372 00:56:27,200 --> 00:56:29,656 - Please don't. - Hey, guys, it's not my call. 1373 00:56:29,656 --> 00:56:31,240 It's not my call. 1374 00:56:31,240 --> 00:56:33,260 - It's your call. It's up to you. - Okay? It's our call. 1375 00:56:33,260 --> 00:56:35,495 - If you say so, I say so. - Call it. I say so. 1376 00:56:35,495 --> 00:56:37,864 ****ing Pontius Pilate. 1377 00:56:37,864 --> 00:56:39,699 No one cares. No one... no one cares. 1378 00:56:39,699 --> 00:56:42,350 - Hey, yeah. Okay. - Hey. Tell 'em I'm coming down. 1379 00:56:42,350 --> 00:56:45,500 Yes. We're gonna call it. Yeah, we're calling for Mencken. 1380 00:56:45,500 --> 00:56:46,206 - All right. - Oh. 1381 00:56:46,206 --> 00:56:48,842 Okay. Tell 'em I'm coming. All right. Okay. 1382 00:56:48,842 --> 00:56:50,877 - Great work, Tom. - Thank you. 1383 00:56:53,446 --> 00:56:54,681 Good stuff. Great night. 1384 00:57:00,153 --> 00:57:03,957 - ****. - You okay? 1385 00:57:05,325 --> 00:57:08,395 Yeah, yeah, yeah. I, uh... I... I... 1386 00:57:08,395 --> 00:57:10,730 I have to go, um... 1387 00:57:10,730 --> 00:57:14,300 tell them, I think... we're calling it. For Mencken. 1388 00:57:15,301 --> 00:57:16,636 - Whoa. - Yeah. 1389 00:57:18,171 --> 00:57:19,205 So... 1390 00:57:19,205 --> 00:57:20,340 - I should... I should... - Right. 1391 00:57:20,340 --> 00:57:22,976 I should go. I'll get in trouble if I don't go. 1392 00:57:22,976 --> 00:57:25,679 Okay, dude. I mean... 1393 00:57:25,679 --> 00:57:28,140 Yeah. I mean, it's not really my choice, 1394 00:57:28,140 --> 00:57:29,516 - right? So... - Sure. 1395 00:57:29,516 --> 00:57:32,485 - I mean, right. Yeah. - Yeah. 1396 00:57:32,485 --> 00:57:33,987 I'm just... I'm pressing the button. 1397 00:57:33,987 --> 00:57:35,522 Or I'm not even pressing the button, I'm just... 1398 00:57:35,522 --> 00:57:39,590 I'm asking them to prepare to press the button. 1399 00:57:39,590 --> 00:57:41,394 Right, and all that does is just, like, 1400 00:57:41,394 --> 00:57:44,300 launch a nuclear attack. 1401 00:57:45,765 --> 00:57:47,367 So... 1402 00:57:47,367 --> 00:57:50,870 It's not gonna change anything if I don't go. So... 1403 00:57:50,870 --> 00:57:53,506 - Couple minutes. So, I mean... - Right, right. 1404 00:57:53,506 --> 00:57:56,276 - You... - But realistically... 1405 00:57:59,579 --> 00:58:01,281 Wow. 1406 00:58:03,917 --> 00:58:05,852 - Crazy. - Yeah. 1407 00:58:05,852 --> 00:58:06,920 Crazy. 1408 00:58:08,521 --> 00:58:12,392 Crazy one. 1409 00:58:15,261 --> 00:58:18,310 So, Tom just told me. 1410 00:58:19,432 --> 00:58:21,634 Everybody, calling it for Mencken. 1411 00:58:22,736 --> 00:58:23,870 He's calling it for Mencken. 1412 00:58:25,538 --> 00:58:27,374 - Everyone, yeah? - So he said, yeah? 1413 00:58:27,374 --> 00:58:29,309 - I just said. - I'm calling it for Mencken. 1414 00:58:30,760 --> 00:58:31,111 Okay? 1415 00:58:32,979 --> 00:58:34,647 - Okay. - Okay, yeah. 1416 00:58:36,820 --> 00:58:38,385 Okay. Well, then, uh, Dave? 1417 00:58:38,385 --> 00:58:40,954 Okay. Uh, Lydia, get me "Mencken wins." 1418 00:58:40,954 --> 00:58:43,656 Get the ticker going on, uh, ATN Citizens. 1419 00:58:43,656 --> 00:58:46,760 Let the people know, two mins, and ATN is gonna call it. 1420 00:58:47,994 --> 00:58:49,829 We are gonna make this call now. 1421 00:58:49,829 --> 00:58:53,299 The ATN decision desk has looked at the numbers 1422 00:58:53,299 --> 00:58:58,304 and is ready to declare Arizona for Jeryd Mencken. 1423 00:58:58,304 --> 00:59:01,508 This means that Mencken will be the next president 1424 00:59:01,508 --> 00:59:04,177 of the United States, winning the most unreal, 1425 00:59:04,177 --> 00:59:06,980 surreal election we have ever seen in this country. 1426 00:59:06,980 --> 00:59:09,150 His candidacy starting in Virginia 1427 00:59:09,150 --> 00:59:10,183 only six months ago 1428 00:59:10,183 --> 00:59:12,585 against a dozen other Republican candidates 1429 00:59:12,585 --> 00:59:13,753 in the wake of the president 1430 00:59:13,753 --> 00:59:16,189 saying he wasn't going to run for re-election. 1431 00:59:16,189 --> 00:59:19,859 What started off as an unlikely impossibility, 1432 00:59:19,859 --> 00:59:22,429 now a reality, it is Mencken. 1433 00:59:22,429 --> 00:59:24,831 Uh, well... 1434 00:59:24,831 --> 00:59:27,767 It's now clear I have won 1435 00:59:27,767 --> 00:59:31,304 sufficient electoral votes to be declared 1436 00:59:31,304 --> 00:59:34,207 the next president of the United States. 1437 00:59:35,709 --> 00:59:38,712 And I find the responsibility awesome! 1438 00:59:40,146 --> 00:59:41,848 Now, I know there are some who feel 1439 00:59:41,848 --> 00:59:43,483 there is something left to contest. 1440 00:59:43,483 --> 00:59:48,154 But votes have been cast, votes have been tallied. 1441 00:59:48,154 --> 00:59:52,580 On another day, in another time, they might have fallen 1442 00:59:52,580 --> 00:59:54,227 in another fashion. 1443 00:59:54,227 --> 00:59:55,695 The election has been called for me 1444 00:59:55,695 --> 00:59:58,565 by an authority of known integrity. 1445 00:59:58,565 --> 01:00:01,501 Maybe we should get, um, like, a history guy? 1446 01:00:01,501 --> 01:00:03,303 You know, like a brain... 1447 01:00:03,303 --> 01:00:04,571 Like a real brainiac, 1448 01:00:04,571 --> 01:00:09,209 to say why this sort of thing has happened in the past, 1449 01:00:09,209 --> 01:00:11,644 and that it'll all be fine? 1450 01:00:11,644 --> 01:00:15,248 To my critics, I am not a demagogue. 1451 01:00:16,149 --> 01:00:19,886 I am a defender of democracy. 1452 01:00:19,886 --> 01:00:26,260 But democracy, it has this tendency that we have to beware 1453 01:00:26,260 --> 01:00:28,361 to become mere transaction. 1454 01:00:28,361 --> 01:00:31,364 I give you this. You give me that. 1455 01:00:31,364 --> 01:00:36,936 I come begging for your vote. Welfare checkbook out. 1456 01:00:36,936 --> 01:00:39,773 Crowning the welfare kings and queens 1457 01:00:39,773 --> 01:00:42,800 till everyone has become a little tyrant, 1458 01:00:42,800 --> 01:00:43,243 crowned by the state. 1459 01:00:44,411 --> 01:00:45,679 The model that I follow 1460 01:00:45,679 --> 01:00:48,415 isn't from the scorched marketplace, 1461 01:00:48,415 --> 01:00:52,619 where cunning men haggle for the best price. 1462 01:00:52,619 --> 01:00:55,755 That's not me. The democracy I believe in 1463 01:00:55,755 --> 01:00:58,458 is where a leader emerged from the people, 1464 01:00:59,292 --> 01:01:01,761 willed almost into being, 1465 01:01:01,761 --> 01:01:03,930 brought forth by the great sweetness 1466 01:01:03,930 --> 01:01:06,466 of the virtue of the combined wisdom 1467 01:01:06,466 --> 01:01:09,469 of the good people of this republic. 1468 01:01:10,737 --> 01:01:14,774 Don't we long sometimes for something clean 1469 01:01:14,774 --> 01:01:18,778 once in this polluted land? That's what I hope to bring. 1470 01:01:18,778 --> 01:01:21,314 Not something grubby with compromise. 1471 01:01:21,314 --> 01:01:24,551 Something clean and true, and refreshing. 1472 01:01:24,551 --> 01:01:26,653 He's a guy we can do business with. 1473 01:01:26,653 --> 01:01:27,620 Yeah. 1474 01:01:27,620 --> 01:01:29,122 Something proud and pure... 1475 01:01:29,122 --> 01:01:31,925 He'll play ball. You should hear him talk semiconductors. 1476 01:01:31,925 --> 01:01:34,894 And God bless the United States of America. - The market's holding the leash. 1477 01:01:34,894 --> 01:01:36,796 We just made a night of good TV. 1478 01:01:36,796 --> 01:01:39,566 That's what we've done. Nothing happens. 1479 01:01:40,233 --> 01:01:42,802 Things do happen, Rome. 1480 01:01:49,750 --> 01:01:50,310 President calling. 1481 01:01:52,512 --> 01:01:54,414 Yo, Hocus-POTUS. 1482 01:01:54,414 --> 01:01:56,750 Sitting in the POTUS position. What's up? 1483 01:01:56,750 --> 01:01:58,518 Hey, man. I... Look, no time. 1484 01:01:58,518 --> 01:02:01,955 But just... just thanks, yeah? You and me, man. We'll go far. 1485 01:02:01,955 --> 01:02:03,757 Over the road and into the bar. 1486 01:02:05,425 --> 01:02:07,961 An election unlike anything we've ever seen, 1487 01:02:07,961 --> 01:02:10,960 followed by a speech for the ages... 1488 01:02:10,960 --> 01:02:12,966 The legal process is gonna be lengthy. 1489 01:02:12,966 --> 01:02:14,667 When do you think it'll all be over? 1490 01:02:14,667 --> 01:02:17,137 This... this could be going on for the next three months. 1491 01:02:17,137 --> 01:02:18,171 - Hey, Tom? - Uh-huh. 1492 01:02:18,171 --> 01:02:20,674 Your phone. It's, uh... It's red-hot, Tom. 1493 01:02:20,674 --> 01:02:23,877 It, uh... A lot of very important people are... 1494 01:02:23,877 --> 01:02:26,279 A lot of very important people wanna scream at you. 1495 01:02:26,279 --> 01:02:27,847 But allegedly, allegedly... 1496 01:02:27,847 --> 01:02:29,182 This is a little pointed. 1497 01:02:29,182 --> 01:02:32,485 The call was made personally by ATN boss Tom Wambsgans. 1498 01:02:32,485 --> 01:02:35,555 Um... Darwin wants to know when to do his caveats. 1499 01:02:35,555 --> 01:02:36,823 Is there time for him to do... 1500 01:02:36,823 --> 01:02:38,124 - No. - No. 1501 01:02:38,124 --> 01:02:39,659 He was given by his decision desk. 1502 01:02:39,659 --> 01:02:42,295 So it's unclear whether Wambsgans's alleged action 1503 01:02:42,295 --> 01:02:44,998 - was an error of judgment, or there was a personal... - GREG: Hello? No. 1504 01:02:44,998 --> 01:02:47,467 Or political dimension to the decision. 1505 01:02:47,467 --> 01:02:51,400 He is, of course, known to be an associate of Jeryd Mencken. 1506 01:02:51,400 --> 01:02:53,707 Jesus ****ing Christ. What's going on? 1507 01:02:53,707 --> 01:02:56,476 Those funky numbers? I'm sending you words, yeah? 1508 01:02:56,476 --> 01:02:58,211 Let's get 'em out in the next 24. 1509 01:02:58,211 --> 01:03:01,381 - Lot of ****ing news. - You guys are crazy. 1510 01:03:01,381 --> 01:03:03,717 Yeah, it's more than just ****ing crazy, Lukas. 1511 01:03:03,717 --> 01:03:06,586 No, but this is crazy. 1512 01:03:06,586 --> 01:03:08,388 Yeah, well, we're gonna do a number on 'em. 1513 01:03:08,388 --> 01:03:11,157 We're gonna **** them so hard. We're gonna fix this, yeah? 1514 01:03:12,392 --> 01:03:13,259 ****. 1515 01:03:16,363 --> 01:03:18,531 Can I come see the kids? 1516 01:03:18,531 --> 01:03:20,500 - They're asleep, Ken. - Just... I know. 1517 01:03:20,500 --> 01:03:22,836 Yeah. Well, I can... I can wait up for them. 1518 01:03:22,836 --> 01:03:24,437 I should be asleep, 1519 01:03:24,437 --> 01:03:26,339 but I... I can't. 1520 01:03:26,339 --> 01:03:28,441 Okay. I'll... I'll... I'll see you tomorrow. 1521 01:03:28,441 --> 01:03:30,276 I'll see you at the funeral, okay? 1522 01:03:41,354 --> 01:03:43,623 Some people just can't cut a deal, Fikret.