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Previously on Young Sheldon...

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What is happening
to our family?

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Mom, getting kicked out
of the church.

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Georgie having a baby
out of wedlock.

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We really are white trash.

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But the church is still
your family.

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I'd just hate to see you
walk away from the Lord.

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(sighs) Feels like
he's walking away from me.

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You looking for
a new church?

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Not yet.

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'Cause I can see you
going Catholic.

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You got a "get thee
to a nunnery" vibe.

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Oh. Mom. Really?

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Passion's Harvest?

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The main character's name
is Passion.

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She's inherited
her daddy's farm,

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and there's a stud
in the stable.

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Oh, that's terrible.

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Read it, then tell me
how terrible it is.

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I'm not reading this trash.

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So you're literally judging
a book by its cover?

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All right.

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Fine. I'll give it a look.

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How come you've dog-eared
all these pages?

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You'll see.

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♪ Nobody else
is stronger than I am ♪

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♪ Yesterday I moved a mountain ♪

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♪ I bet I could be your hero ♪

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♪ I am a mighty little man ♪

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♪ I am a mighty little man. ♪

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Ethically, can science
ever go too far?

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Just because we can
do something,

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does that mean
we should do something?

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Yes.

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I haven't finished.

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I'm sorry, go on. Ethically,

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should science have
any limitations?

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No.

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Interesting.

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What about human cloning?

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More of me? Yes, please.

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Well, what about more of
everyone else?

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No, thank you.

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What about, uh, dinosaurs?

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Herbivores, yes.
Carnivores, no.

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Well, what about the herbivores
who can squash you like a bug?

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Good point. No dinosaurs.

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So, cloning is unethical?

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Right.

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But what if we were
to clone Albert Einstein?

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That would be swell.

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At some point,
I'm going to need a sidekick.

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So, cloning is ethical?

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Right, because Albert Einstein,
unlike the dinosaur,

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harmed no one.

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I think the victims
of the atomic bomb,

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which his discoveries
helped create, might disagree.

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So, what's the right answer?

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That's why we're here,
to find that out.

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Why don't you just tell us?

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Why don't you?
I asked you first.

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You're it, no backsies.

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(laughs)

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(Bo Diddley's "You Can't Judge
a Book By Its Cover" playing)

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This is such trash.

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♪ You can't judge an apple
by looking at a tree ♪

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♪ You can't judge honey
by looking at the bee... ♪

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Oh, Passion, not the stable.

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That's where the horses do
their business.

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♪ You can't judge a book
by looking at the cover ♪

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All night long?
Who wants that?

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(doorknob jiggles)
MISSY: Who's in there?

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Uh, me.

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I'll just be a minute.

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MISSY:
I really need to go!

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It's occupied!

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♪ I look like a farmer ♪

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♪ But I'm a lover... ♪

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I could write
a better book than this.

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(doorknob jiggles)
MISSY: Mom!

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(sighs)

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Hey.

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What are you doing here?

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I was at the grocery store and
I picked some things up for you.

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Thanks, but I can buy
my own groceries.

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I know,
but you're eating for two.

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I thought I should help out.

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Three kinds of pickles?

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Everybody knows
pregnant ladies like those.

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Okay, I'm throwing up enough
as it is.

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Why is it so dark in there?

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No reason.

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What's with the candles?
Are you on a date?

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You think I'd dress like this
on a date?

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I think you look good.

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Well, I don't,
and if I was on a date,

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it'd be none of your business.

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Then why are you
sitting in the dark?

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Okay. It's not a big deal.

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I was a little short
on the power bill this month.

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How come?

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Well, waiting tables
and morning sickness,

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not a great combination.

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Definitely got reflected
in my tips.

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(sighs) Don't worry.

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I'll pay to get
your power turned back on.

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I'm not a charity case.
I can figure this out on my own.

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But you can't even watch TV.

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What kind of life is that?
It's fine.

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I can hear the neighbors fight.
That's almost as good as TV.

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Hmm. Well,
I'll leave you with this.

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There's some ice cream in there.

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You might want to
make that a priority.

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(scoffs) Okay. Good night.

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I got you the kind
with three different flavors

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'cause I didn't know
what you liked.

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Bye.
It's chocolate,
vanilla and pink.

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(takes deep breath)

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Chapter one.

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When Marie stepped into the bar,
she knew she looked good.

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But not in a vulgar way,

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more for what she didn't show
than what she did.

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(George McCrae's
"Rock Your Baby" playing)

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♪ ♪

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Well, hello. Hi.

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♪ Woman ♪
Dusty.

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♪ Take me in your arms... ♪
That's not a name.

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That's a poorly kept house.

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(chuckles)

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What's your mother call you?

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Dustin.

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I like that.

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And you are?

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Marie.
Marie.

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What are you drinking, Marie?

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A dirty martini.

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Really? How dirty?

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Very.

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Hmm.

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♪ And let the loving start. ♪

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Sheldon?
Dr. Sturgis.

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I don't think I
can do the assignment.

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Why not?

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Just pick either side
of any ethical argument

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and present it.

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But how do I know
which argument to present?

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Any one you want.

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And how do I know
which side to take?

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Any side you want.

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But I want to
take the right side.

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Maybe there is no right side.

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(groans) This is torture,
and that can't be ethical.

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There you go!
You picked a subject.

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And a side.

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Oh. Good.
Torture is unethical.

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That's clearly
the correct position.

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I agree.

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But what if there's a bomb

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hidden underneath the city

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and someone says that the only
way to find out its location

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is through torture?

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Answer that.

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Let's see.

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Batman plays
by Gotham City rules

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and would use torture,
but Superman's got

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those Midwest values.

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I hate ethics!

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MARY:
Haven't seen you here before.

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Well, I'm just
passing through.

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Tonight, I'm here.

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Tomorrow, who knows.

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Hmm.

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Guess we'll have to make
the most of tonight, then.

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I guess so.

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What do you say...

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we get out of here?

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What do you have in mind?

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I don't know.

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I was thinking
maybe we take a walk.

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You can tell me more
about your hopes and dreams.

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What's going on in here...

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and all the way down here.

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You really want that?

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To know who you really are?

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There's nothing I want more.

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(sighs heavily) Oh, my.

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(knocking)

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Hi.

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Hey. This is a surprise.

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Sorry to just drop in.

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No. No, it's okay.

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Let me just...

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Sorry.

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The cleaning lady didn't come today.

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Your mother?
(scoffs) Good one.

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So, what's going on?

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Um...

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So, you know how I said
I had everything under control?

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Yeah.
Things have changed.

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I wasn't just short
on the power bill.

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I was also short on the rent,

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and, uh, now I'm short
on a place to live.

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Oh, okay, well,
you're welcome to stay here.

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Mi garage, su garage.

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It'd just be for a little while.
Stay as long as you need.

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You got stuff in your car?
Should I go get it?

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Yeah, about that, um...

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All my stuff's in the apartment
and my landlord padlocked it.

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That ain't right.

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He said when I pay the back rent
he'll let me in.

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Hell with that,
I'll go get your stuff.

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(scoffs)
How are you gonna do that?

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Don't you worry about it,
make yourself comfortable.

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(softly):
Okay.

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Oh, you hungry?

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You want some SpaghettiOs?

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I'm sorry, that was rude.

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There's your clean spoon.

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(cows mooing)

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Can I change the channel?
Well, I'm watching this.

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I miss when you had a real job
and were gone more.

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(cows moo)

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Can you two help me
with my homework?

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Did I hear him right?

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Yeah, he asked for help.

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With his schoolwork?
Yep.

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How long have you known him?
All my life.

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Has he ever asked for help?
No.

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Hello.
Hang on.

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Is this some kind of prank?

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It's not a prank. I just
need help with my homework.

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Did a bully take it from you?
No.

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Is it real heavy?
You need help lifting it?

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No, I need your opinion
on an ethical dilemma.

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Should robots have
the same rights as humans?

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That depends.

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What's "ethical" mean?

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(cow moos on TV)

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♪ ♪

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(grunts softly)

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(shotgun clicks)

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Don't shoot!
I'm not a robber!

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Turn around real slow.

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How's this?
'Cause I can go slower.

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You picked the wrong apartment,
little man.

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Ain't this 208?

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It's 207.

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I'm in the wrong apartment.

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I just said that.

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I can explain.

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My girlfriend-- well,
she's not really my girlfriend,

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but she's having my baby.

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She got evicted,

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and I came to get her stuff.

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Are you talking about Mandy?

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Yes.

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You're the dumb ******
that knocked her up?

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Yes, that's me!
Not a robber, dumb ******

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Aw, hell.

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(sighs)
Put your hands down.

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I ain't gonna shoot you.

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I saw the padlock on her door.

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00:10:38,304 --> 00:10:41,474
Yeah, and all her stuff's
in there.

264
00:10:41,474 --> 00:10:42,909
I came to get it for her.

265
00:10:42,909 --> 00:10:44,678
I like that girl.

266
00:10:44,678 --> 00:10:46,179
She's a good one.

267
00:10:46,179 --> 00:10:47,580
I agree.

268
00:10:47,580 --> 00:10:49,149
Why don't you marry her?

269
00:10:49,149 --> 00:10:50,917
I'm trying. She don't want to.

270
00:10:50,917 --> 00:10:54,754
So, you think getting her
toothbrush's gonna change that?

271
00:10:55,689 --> 00:10:57,900
Couldn't hurt.

272
00:10:58,191 --> 00:10:59,959
So, what do you say, can I go?

273
00:10:59,959 --> 00:11:01,361
Yeah.

274
00:11:01,361 --> 00:11:03,163
Thank you, sir.
Good night, sir.

275
00:11:03,163 --> 00:11:05,980
Sorry to bother you, sir.

276
00:11:05,980 --> 00:11:07,534
(ladder clattering)
Nice kid.

277
00:11:07,534 --> 00:11:09,102
(chuckles)

278
00:11:09,102 --> 00:11:11,400
Glad I didn't kill him.

279
00:11:11,400 --> 00:11:13,106
♪ ♪

280
00:11:13,773 --> 00:11:17,143
Sometimes I feel like,
at my age,

281
00:11:17,143 --> 00:11:18,945
I should have
everything all figured out.

282
00:11:18,945 --> 00:11:21,114
(scoffs)
But I don't.

283
00:11:21,114 --> 00:11:23,783
Nobody has it all figured out.

284
00:11:23,783 --> 00:11:25,952
You ever get scared?

285
00:11:25,952 --> 00:11:28,488
Oh, yeah.
All the time.

286
00:11:28,488 --> 00:11:31,658
I mean, like right now, I...

287
00:11:31,658 --> 00:11:33,993
(chuckles):
I'm scared you won't like me.

288
00:11:33,993 --> 00:11:35,762
Oh, Dusty.

289
00:11:37,464 --> 00:11:40,333
You don't have to
worry about that.

290
00:11:40,333 --> 00:11:42,502
You promise?

291
00:11:42,502 --> 00:11:45,605
With God as my witness.

292
00:11:45,605 --> 00:11:48,808
Well, I hope he's not watching
right now,

293
00:11:48,808 --> 00:11:50,810
'cause I'm about to kiss you.

294
00:11:50,810 --> 00:11:52,479
♪ ♪

295
00:11:52,479 --> 00:11:53,813
GEORGE SR.:
What you writing?

296
00:11:53,813 --> 00:11:57,217
Oh. Uh,
just making a list of chores

297
00:11:57,217 --> 00:11:59,152
that need to get done.

298
00:11:59,152 --> 00:12:01,654
Well, that doesn't
sound like fun.

299
00:12:01,654 --> 00:12:03,356
Well...

300
00:12:03,356 --> 00:12:05,525
one of them is.

301
00:12:05,525 --> 00:12:07,360
(groans)
I'll get to the rain gutters.

302
00:12:07,360 --> 00:12:08,695
You just got to...

303
00:12:10,263 --> 00:12:12,650
What's happening?

304
00:12:12,650 --> 00:12:14,567
Why don't you come
to the bedroom and find out?

305
00:12:17,203 --> 00:12:18,738
Weird day.

306
00:12:18,738 --> 00:12:20,730
MANDY:
Did you have any problems

307
00:12:20,730 --> 00:12:21,541
getting into the apartment?

308
00:12:21,541 --> 00:12:23,143
No.

309
00:12:23,143 --> 00:12:24,644
In the right window,
out the right window.

310
00:12:24,644 --> 00:12:25,812
Easy peasy.

311
00:12:27,800 --> 00:12:29,490
You can hang your dresses
and whatnot on the barbell.

312
00:12:29,490 --> 00:12:30,450
Fancy.

313
00:12:30,450 --> 00:12:33,319
So we're clear, uh,

314
00:12:33,319 --> 00:12:35,555
just 'cause we're
sleeping together

315
00:12:35,555 --> 00:12:38,910
doesn't mean we're...
"sleeping" together.

316
00:12:38,910 --> 00:12:39,893
I understand.

317
00:12:39,893 --> 00:12:41,428
If you want, you can take the
bed and I'll sleep on the floor.

318
00:12:41,428 --> 00:12:43,430
Oh, I can't ask you to do that.

319
00:12:43,430 --> 00:12:45,999
It's okay. I got a sleeping bag,
and I'm young.

320
00:12:46,966 --> 00:12:49,769
We'll share the bed, just, uh,
keep your hands to yourself.

321
00:12:49,769 --> 00:12:52,572
Works both ways.
You keep your hands to yourself.

322
00:12:52,572 --> 00:12:54,274
I'll manage.

323
00:12:54,274 --> 00:12:56,443
Well, if you find you can't,
that's okay, too.

324
00:12:56,443 --> 00:12:58,812
Hey, uh, what's
the bathroom situation?

325
00:12:58,812 --> 00:13:00,914
Oh, I pay rent. You can use
the one in the house.

326
00:13:00,914 --> 00:13:03,483
Good, I was afraid
you were gonna say that sink.

327
00:13:03,483 --> 00:13:04,851
(scoffs)

328
00:13:04,851 --> 00:13:06,286
The sink?

329
00:13:06,286 --> 00:13:07,620
That's kind of gross.

330
00:13:07,620 --> 00:13:09,289
I'll be right back.

331
00:13:10,824 --> 00:13:13,960
(door opens, closes)

332
00:13:13,960 --> 00:13:16,262
Looks like
you're just a sink again.

333
00:13:17,831 --> 00:13:18,932
(door closes)

334
00:13:20,100 --> 00:13:21,634
(Mary laughing)

335
00:13:21,634 --> 00:13:22,869
MARY:
Oh, George.

336
00:13:22,869 --> 00:13:24,304
GEORGE SR.:
Mm, you like that?

337
00:13:24,304 --> 00:13:25,839
MARY:
I love that.

338
00:13:25,839 --> 00:13:27,400
GEROGE SR.: How about
we turn the lights off?

339
00:13:27,400 --> 00:13:28,308
MARY:
Yes, please.

340
00:13:28,308 --> 00:13:29,342
(both laughing)
MARY: Tickles!

341
00:13:29,342 --> 00:13:31,211
Get out. Get out.

342
00:13:31,211 --> 00:13:32,212
What?

343
00:13:32,212 --> 00:13:33,480
I'm using the sink.

344
00:13:33,480 --> 00:13:35,148
Sweet.

345
00:13:39,786 --> 00:13:41,388
Good morning. Morning.

346
00:13:41,421 --> 00:13:43,230
Did someone have a sleepover?

347
00:13:43,230 --> 00:13:45,525
Mandy's gonna be staying with me
for a little bit.

348
00:13:45,525 --> 00:13:46,793
Mm-hmm.

349
00:13:46,793 --> 00:13:47,927
It's not like that.

350
00:13:47,927 --> 00:13:50,397
Didn't say it was.

351
00:13:50,397 --> 00:13:52,699
Go ahead and take a seat, I'll
make you some scrambled eggs.

352
00:13:52,699 --> 00:13:54,300
Since when do you make eggs?

353
00:13:54,300 --> 00:13:55,535
I can make eggs.

354
00:13:55,535 --> 00:13:56,803
(quietly):
He can't make eggs.

355
00:13:56,803 --> 00:13:58,710
Actually,
my stomach's a little queasy.

356
00:13:58,710 --> 00:13:59,305
How about just some toast?

357
00:13:59,305 --> 00:14:01,410
Great. Toast, I can do.

358
00:14:02,542 --> 00:14:03,543
Good morning, everyone.

359
00:14:03,543 --> 00:14:04,778
Niblingo.

360
00:14:04,778 --> 00:14:06,446
I'm sorry, what?

361
00:14:06,446 --> 00:14:08,148
It's an honorific
I came up with to

362
00:14:08,148 --> 00:14:10,617
describe a woman who's carrying
my future niece or nephew

363
00:14:10,617 --> 00:14:12,485
but is not related to me by law.

364
00:14:12,485 --> 00:14:14,254
You remember Sheldon.

365
00:14:14,254 --> 00:14:15,388
I do.

366
00:14:15,388 --> 00:14:16,423
Yeah.

367
00:14:16,423 --> 00:14:17,724
I'm glad you're here.

368
00:14:17,724 --> 00:14:19,920
I have a question
about robot ethics

369
00:14:19,920 --> 00:14:20,260
I was hoping
you could help me with.

370
00:14:20,260 --> 00:14:21,628
Sheldon,
leave her alone.

371
00:14:21,628 --> 00:14:23,830
No, it's okay,
he can ask me a question.

372
00:14:23,830 --> 00:14:26,666
I'm his, uh... What am I?

373
00:14:26,666 --> 00:14:29,336
Niblingo.
Niblingo. What's your question?

374
00:14:29,336 --> 00:14:32,105
Ethically, should a robot
be programmed to never kill,

375
00:14:32,105 --> 00:14:33,840
even if killing
would save lives?

376
00:14:33,840 --> 00:14:35,642
Where's the dang toaster?

377
00:14:35,642 --> 00:14:37,844
Welcome to breakfast
at our house.

378
00:14:38,812 --> 00:14:40,980
(door opens)
(entry bell dings)

379
00:14:40,980 --> 00:14:43,516
(snoring)
(door closes)

380
00:14:45,919 --> 00:14:47,921
(snoring)

381
00:14:47,921 --> 00:14:49,155
Fire!

382
00:14:49,155 --> 00:14:51,624
What? What? Where? (groans)

383
00:14:51,624 --> 00:14:54,127
You know, thanks
for keeping an eye on things.

384
00:14:54,127 --> 00:14:55,161
Sorry.

385
00:14:55,161 --> 00:14:56,996
I didn't get much sleep.

386
00:14:56,996 --> 00:14:58,665
Oh, you and Mary fighting again?

387
00:14:58,665 --> 00:15:00,967
Oh, no, we're getting
along real good.

388
00:15:00,967 --> 00:15:02,200
Okay.

389
00:15:02,200 --> 00:15:04,337
I mean... real good.

390
00:15:04,337 --> 00:15:06,539
Yeah. I-I said okay.
(chuckles)

391
00:15:06,539 --> 00:15:08,800
It's like she's
a different person.

392
00:15:08,800 --> 00:15:10,143
That reminds me of a film.

393
00:15:10,143 --> 00:15:13,279
A lady fell off a boat,
she hit her head,

394
00:15:13,279 --> 00:15:16,816
and when she woke up, she was
a completely different person.

395
00:15:16,816 --> 00:15:18,651
What's your point?

396
00:15:18,651 --> 00:15:20,153
Did Mary fall off a boat
recently?

397
00:15:20,153 --> 00:15:22,155
Not that I know of.
Well, you should ask her.

398
00:15:22,155 --> 00:15:23,823
We're not boat people, Dale.

399
00:15:25,125 --> 00:15:27,193
Something strange is going on
in the bedroom.

400
00:15:27,193 --> 00:15:28,395
Uh-huh.

401
00:15:28,395 --> 00:15:30,300
I mean, I'm happy about it.

402
00:15:30,300 --> 00:15:31,865
(chuckles): You know,
it's actually pretty great.

403
00:15:31,865 --> 00:15:33,466
I just...

404
00:15:33,466 --> 00:15:35,350
I don't understand why.

405
00:15:36,360 --> 00:15:38,471
See, now I'm with you there.

406
00:15:38,471 --> 00:15:39,906
When I was married to June,

407
00:15:39,906 --> 00:15:41,574
she was going through
the change. Hmm.

408
00:15:41,574 --> 00:15:43,977
She became downright frisky.

409
00:15:43,977 --> 00:15:46,460
I think Mary's a little young
for the change.

410
00:15:46,460 --> 00:15:47,180
Well, you'd think.

411
00:15:47,180 --> 00:15:48,815
Nature's curious.

412
00:15:48,815 --> 00:15:51,170
I went to school with a kid
whose hair turned gray

413
00:15:51,170 --> 00:15:52,819
in the tenth grade.

414
00:15:52,819 --> 00:15:55,422
We called him Whitey. Clever.

415
00:15:55,422 --> 00:15:57,657
He used to buy us liquor.

416
00:15:58,658 --> 00:15:59,726
Oh, anyway,

417
00:15:59,726 --> 00:16:01,227
what I'm saying is that

418
00:16:01,227 --> 00:16:03,430
have the family medic
do a once-over on her.

419
00:16:03,430 --> 00:16:05,665
You know, kick the tires,
see how she's rolling.

420
00:16:05,665 --> 00:16:07,200
Yeah, thanks, Dale.

421
00:16:07,200 --> 00:16:08,768
I tell you my wife wants
to have *** with me,

422
00:16:08,768 --> 00:16:10,203
you tell me
she needs to see a doctor.

423
00:16:10,203 --> 00:16:11,771
Well, I'm sorry.

424
00:16:11,771 --> 00:16:14,874
You making a woman hot,
that's completely normal.

425
00:16:18,780 --> 00:16:19,879
(door opens)

426
00:16:19,879 --> 00:16:22,749
Hey.
(door closes)

427
00:16:22,749 --> 00:16:24,500
I thought you were working.

428
00:16:24,500 --> 00:16:26,186
Oh, I'm on lunch break.

429
00:16:26,186 --> 00:16:27,387
Brought you something to eat.

430
00:16:27,387 --> 00:16:29,723
Oh, thank you.

431
00:16:29,723 --> 00:16:31,624
Oh, I also got you
some ginger ale for your tummy.

432
00:16:33,393 --> 00:16:35,128
Why do you look
like you're gonna cry?

433
00:16:36,396 --> 00:16:37,931
(cries):
'Cause I am.

434
00:16:37,931 --> 00:16:39,632
What's wrong?

435
00:16:39,632 --> 00:16:42,369
My whole life.

436
00:16:42,369 --> 00:16:45,939
A year ago, I was a TV
weather girl in San Antonio,

437
00:16:45,939 --> 00:16:48,475
and now I'm living in a garage
with the 17-year-old

438
00:16:48,475 --> 00:16:49,743
who got me pregnant.

439
00:16:49,743 --> 00:16:51,478
I'll be 18
before you know it.

440
00:16:51,478 --> 00:16:53,146
(crying):
But not before you're a father!

441
00:16:53,146 --> 00:16:55,782
Okay, well, what can I do?

442
00:16:55,782 --> 00:16:58,510
Nothing, you're doing great.

443
00:16:58,510 --> 00:16:59,619
That's how screwed up
my life is right now,

444
00:16:59,619 --> 00:17:01,321
you're the best part of it.

445
00:17:02,255 --> 00:17:04,257
Thank you.

446
00:17:04,257 --> 00:17:05,892
I'm really trying.

447
00:17:06,826 --> 00:17:08,962
I know you are.

448
00:17:08,962 --> 00:17:11,264
It's gonna be okay.

449
00:17:11,264 --> 00:17:13,767
(sniffles) Is it?

450
00:17:13,767 --> 00:17:17,337
(whispers):
I peed in the sink last night.

451
00:17:18,304 --> 00:17:20,974
Trust me, I'll fix this.

452
00:17:20,974 --> 00:17:23,677
MEEMAW:
Now, here's the guest room.

453
00:17:23,677 --> 00:17:26,479
Make yourself at home.

454
00:17:26,479 --> 00:17:27,747
Thank you so much.

455
00:17:27,747 --> 00:17:29,683
It's only temporary,
I promise.

456
00:17:29,683 --> 00:17:31,117
Oh, no problem.

457
00:17:31,117 --> 00:17:32,285
Stay as long as you need.

458
00:17:32,285 --> 00:17:33,653
Bathroom's right down the hall.

459
00:17:33,653 --> 00:17:35,855
Oh, boy, a bathroom.

460
00:17:35,855 --> 00:17:37,691
I'll go get
the rest of your stuff.

461
00:17:37,691 --> 00:17:38,858
Thank you.

462
00:17:38,858 --> 00:17:40,293
Question about your TV...

463
00:17:40,293 --> 00:17:41,594
I want it. Gotcha.

464
00:17:42,796 --> 00:17:44,297
SHELDON:
I started working
on this presentation

465
00:17:44,297 --> 00:17:47,200
to address specific
ethical dilemmas.

466
00:17:47,200 --> 00:17:48,935
The laws of robotics,

467
00:17:48,935 --> 00:17:50,704
whether torture
can be justified,

468
00:17:50,704 --> 00:17:53,600
and cloning people
for fun and spare parts.

469
00:17:53,600 --> 00:17:55,800
But I realized
before resolving

470
00:17:55,800 --> 00:17:57,210
any of these moral quandaries,
the real decision is

471
00:17:57,210 --> 00:17:58,878
who gets to decide.

472
00:17:58,878 --> 00:18:00,480
Do we put it up for a vote?

473
00:18:00,480 --> 00:18:02,716
Does everyone get to decide
for themselves?

474
00:18:02,716 --> 00:18:04,500
Should it be by committee?

475
00:18:04,500 --> 00:18:05,510
Is that committee

476
00:18:05,510 --> 00:18:06,519
elected or appointed?

477
00:18:06,519 --> 00:18:08,855
You see where I'm going?
You probably don't.

478
00:18:08,855 --> 00:18:10,357
For the smartest decision,

479
00:18:10,357 --> 00:18:12,250
we need the smartest person.

480
00:18:12,250 --> 00:18:14,861
Ladies and gentlemen, in
the field of scientific ethics,

481
00:18:14,861 --> 00:18:16,162
we can't rely on

482
00:18:16,162 --> 00:18:18,198
democracy or plutocracy.

483
00:18:18,198 --> 00:18:19,632
We need an autocracy,

484
00:18:19,632 --> 00:18:23,169
or to be more precise,
a "Sheldocracy."

485
00:18:23,169 --> 00:18:25,238
♪ ♪

486
00:18:25,238 --> 00:18:28,975
Um, I don't think
this was the assignment.

487
00:18:28,975 --> 00:18:30,744
Sorry, Dr. Sturgis,
I pick the assignments now.

488
00:18:30,744 --> 00:18:32,412
Everybody,
for next class,

489
00:18:32,412 --> 00:18:34,140
I want 500 words
on what you can do

490
00:18:34,140 --> 00:18:35,382
to further the Sheldocracy.

491
00:18:35,382 --> 00:18:37,170
Punishment for typos
will be severe.

492
00:18:37,170 --> 00:18:38,551
Class dismissed.

493
00:18:38,551 --> 00:18:39,719
Hey, that's my line.

494
00:18:39,719 --> 00:18:40,987
No, it isn't.

495
00:18:40,987 --> 00:18:42,756
Why don't you see me
after class.

496
00:18:43,923 --> 00:18:45,910
Class dismissed.

497
00:18:45,125 --> 00:18:46,826
♪ ♪

498
00:18:51,364 --> 00:18:52,999
And I'm telling you,

499
00:18:52,999 --> 00:18:55,100
your feelings are valid.

500
00:18:55,100 --> 00:18:57,203
I don't know.

501
00:18:57,203 --> 00:19:00,600
Hey. Hey.

502
00:19:00,600 --> 00:19:02,475
Look at me.

503
00:19:02,475 --> 00:19:04,844
I know.

504
00:19:06,813 --> 00:19:09,282
Now, tell me about
the rest of your day.

505
00:19:10,216 --> 00:19:12,519
Dusty...

506
00:19:12,519 --> 00:19:15,121
I think I'm done talking.

507
00:19:16,656 --> 00:19:18,491
Do you mean...?

508
00:19:18,491 --> 00:19:20,960
I do.

509
00:19:20,960 --> 00:19:23,290
♪ ♪