1 00:00:00,400 --> 00:00:02,635 Previously on Young Sheldon... 2 00:00:02,635 --> 00:00:04,237 Sounds like I'm done here. 3 00:00:04,237 --> 00:00:06,673 It's probably that coach from Carthage. Actually, 4 00:00:06,673 --> 00:00:08,708 I got offered the job. Wayne. 5 00:00:08,708 --> 00:00:10,100 Morning, George. 6 00:00:10,100 --> 00:00:11,511 I quit. Come on. 7 00:00:11,511 --> 00:00:13,546 Is there a chance I keep my job? 8 00:00:13,546 --> 00:00:14,914 No. 9 00:00:14,914 --> 00:00:17,170 Then at least let me leave on my own terms. 10 00:00:17,170 --> 00:00:18,385 All right. 11 00:00:23,490 --> 00:00:25,325 All right, almost there. 12 00:00:25,325 --> 00:00:27,227 I don't know about this. 13 00:00:27,227 --> 00:00:29,996 The last surprise you got me is pressing on my bladder. 14 00:00:31,865 --> 00:00:33,667 Surprise. 15 00:00:33,667 --> 00:00:35,335 You got me an ugly car? 16 00:00:35,335 --> 00:00:38,238 No, I bought me a family car. 17 00:00:38,238 --> 00:00:39,572 What about your Mustang? 18 00:00:39,572 --> 00:00:40,874 I traded it in. 19 00:00:40,874 --> 00:00:42,108 For this? 20 00:00:42,108 --> 00:00:44,344 That's what the guy at the lot said. 21 00:00:44,344 --> 00:00:46,680 (scoffs) But you love that Mustang. 22 00:00:46,680 --> 00:00:48,114 Yeah, but there was no way 23 00:00:48,114 --> 00:00:49,249 I was gonna get a baby seat in the back. 24 00:00:49,249 --> 00:00:51,451 Well, that's very thoughtful. 25 00:00:51,451 --> 00:00:54,287 And these things are real safe, too. My mom has one. 26 00:00:54,287 --> 00:00:56,189 When I was little, she hit an ice cream truck with it. 27 00:00:56,189 --> 00:00:57,891 I didn't even wake up. 28 00:00:58,858 --> 00:01:00,260 Is this a bad time to tell you 29 00:01:00,260 --> 00:01:02,195 I only liked you for your cool car? 30 00:01:02,195 --> 00:01:03,863 You say that now, but wait till 31 00:01:03,863 --> 00:01:05,432 you see how many groceries we can get 32 00:01:05,432 --> 00:01:07,534 in the back of this thing. 33 00:01:10,603 --> 00:01:12,739 I can't believe you did this. 34 00:01:12,739 --> 00:01:14,307 It's a no-brainer. 35 00:01:14,307 --> 00:01:16,242 I want to keep our kid safe. 36 00:01:17,210 --> 00:01:18,311 Thank you. 37 00:01:20,613 --> 00:01:22,382 Hm. That was interesting. 38 00:01:22,382 --> 00:01:23,383 Oh, grow up. 39 00:01:23,383 --> 00:01:24,451 Grow up? 40 00:01:24,451 --> 00:01:26,219 I bought a car that seats 25. 41 00:01:26,219 --> 00:01:27,721 (laughing) 42 00:01:27,721 --> 00:01:30,824 ♪ Nobody else is stronger than I am ♪ 43 00:01:30,824 --> 00:01:33,226 ♪ Yesterday I moved a mountain ♪ 44 00:01:33,226 --> 00:01:35,628 ♪ I bet I could be your hero ♪ 45 00:01:35,628 --> 00:01:38,765 ♪ I am a mighty little man ♪ 46 00:01:38,765 --> 00:01:42,635 ♪ I am a mighty little man. ♪ 47 00:01:47,907 --> 00:01:51,770 It's so nice that you're joining us for dinner. 48 00:01:51,770 --> 00:01:53,113 Please don't make a big deal out of it. 49 00:01:53,113 --> 00:01:55,248 I just said it was nice. 50 00:01:55,248 --> 00:01:56,783 You said so nice. 51 00:01:56,783 --> 00:01:58,840 I'm sorry. 52 00:01:58,840 --> 00:01:59,586 (chuckles softly) It's fine. 53 00:01:59,586 --> 00:02:01,688 Niblingo, I have a question. 54 00:02:01,688 --> 00:02:03,189 Niblingo? 55 00:02:03,189 --> 00:02:04,491 He made it up. 56 00:02:04,491 --> 00:02:06,192 I coined it because there was no word 57 00:02:06,192 --> 00:02:07,961 to denote the unmarried mother of our niece or nephew. 58 00:02:07,961 --> 00:02:09,429 Sheldon, that sounds rude. 59 00:02:09,429 --> 00:02:10,930 Do you have a better word for 60 00:02:10,930 --> 00:02:12,132 the unmarried mother of a niece or nephew? 61 00:02:12,132 --> 00:02:14,000 (exhales) I'm not sure we need one. 62 00:02:14,000 --> 00:02:15,502 I think it's sweet. 63 00:02:15,502 --> 00:02:16,636 Kind of. 64 00:02:16,636 --> 00:02:18,471 Uh, what's your question? 65 00:02:18,471 --> 00:02:19,773 Thanks, Niblingo. 66 00:02:19,773 --> 00:02:21,174 I've heard that pregnant women 67 00:02:21,174 --> 00:02:22,609 eat for two. Does that mean 68 00:02:22,609 --> 00:02:24,477 that you need two full-size portions? 69 00:02:24,477 --> 00:02:26,279 I guess Dad's pregnant then. 70 00:02:26,279 --> 00:02:27,781 One portion should be fine, 71 00:02:27,781 --> 00:02:29,783 considering the baby's the size of a golf ball. 72 00:02:29,783 --> 00:02:31,351 Actually, according to my calculations, 73 00:02:31,351 --> 00:02:33,219 the baby's the size of a bell pepper. 74 00:02:33,219 --> 00:02:34,487 Although I could be off. 75 00:02:34,487 --> 00:02:35,789 When was your last menstruation? 76 00:02:35,789 --> 00:02:37,157 You do not need to answer that. 77 00:02:37,157 --> 00:02:39,192 I was not going to. 78 00:02:39,192 --> 00:02:40,660 I'm real sorry about them. 79 00:02:40,660 --> 00:02:42,629 Wh... I didn't say anything wrong. 80 00:02:42,629 --> 00:02:43,830 Neither did I. 81 00:02:43,830 --> 00:02:45,231 You were being overly nice. 82 00:02:45,231 --> 00:02:47,670 It made everybody uncomfortable. 83 00:02:47,670 --> 00:02:48,902 (phone rings) 84 00:02:49,969 --> 00:02:52,138 Who's calling during dinner? 85 00:02:53,306 --> 00:02:55,375 You know, twins run in our family. 86 00:02:55,375 --> 00:02:56,643 It's not twins. 87 00:02:56,643 --> 00:02:58,345 That's too bad. 88 00:02:58,345 --> 00:03:00,180 It would double your chances of having a remarkable child. 89 00:03:00,180 --> 00:03:01,214 Like me. 90 00:03:01,214 --> 00:03:02,315 Or a child that people like. 91 00:03:02,315 --> 00:03:03,383 Just eat your dinner. 92 00:03:04,984 --> 00:03:07,200 Are you gonna find out the ***? 93 00:03:07,200 --> 00:03:08,355 Yes. No. 94 00:03:08,355 --> 00:03:09,723 No? 95 00:03:09,723 --> 00:03:11,257 I want to be surprised. 96 00:03:12,859 --> 00:03:14,661 I don't like surprises. 97 00:03:14,661 --> 00:03:17,300 What about the baby shower? People are gonna want to know. 98 00:03:17,300 --> 00:03:19,332 Oh, yeah. We got to have a baby shower. 99 00:03:19,332 --> 00:03:21,501 Remind me what a baby shower is. 100 00:03:21,501 --> 00:03:23,300 (whispers): I got to go. 101 00:03:23,300 --> 00:03:24,337 Everything okay? 102 00:03:24,337 --> 00:03:25,839 That was Petersen. 103 00:03:25,839 --> 00:03:27,207 Something's going on with Wayne. 104 00:03:27,207 --> 00:03:28,842 What's that mean? I don't know. 105 00:03:28,842 --> 00:03:30,343 Doesn't sound good. 106 00:03:32,579 --> 00:03:34,514 Did you know the modern baby shower 107 00:03:34,514 --> 00:03:36,516 has history that goes back to ancient Egyptian 108 00:03:36,516 --> 00:03:37,751 and Greek civilizations? 109 00:03:39,886 --> 00:03:41,588 Remarkable. 110 00:03:45,291 --> 00:03:46,793 What's going on? 111 00:03:46,793 --> 00:03:48,610 I don't know. He didn't show up for work. 112 00:03:48,610 --> 00:03:49,229 I heard he was here. 113 00:03:49,229 --> 00:03:51,131 What's that about? I don't know. 114 00:03:52,298 --> 00:03:53,867 WILKINS: Go away. 115 00:03:53,867 --> 00:03:56,736 Wayne, it's George. Open up. 116 00:03:56,736 --> 00:03:59,305 WILKINS: I said go away. 117 00:03:59,305 --> 00:04:01,741 If you don't let us in... 118 00:04:01,741 --> 00:04:03,710 Tom here says he's gonna knock the door down. 119 00:04:03,710 --> 00:04:04,944 Why you got to... 120 00:04:10,950 --> 00:04:13,119 Want a drink? 121 00:04:13,119 --> 00:04:14,821 I got vodka and root beer. 122 00:04:14,821 --> 00:04:16,122 Ugh. 123 00:04:17,657 --> 00:04:19,793 Wayne, what's going on? 124 00:04:20,760 --> 00:04:22,162 My life is a lie. 125 00:04:22,162 --> 00:04:23,263 (whispers): Gay? 126 00:04:23,263 --> 00:04:24,431 I don't know. 127 00:04:24,431 --> 00:04:25,298 We're gonna need more than that. 128 00:04:25,298 --> 00:04:26,900 My marriage. 129 00:04:26,900 --> 00:04:29,769 My beautiful marriage-- it's-it's over. 130 00:04:29,769 --> 00:04:31,338 You and Darlene? No. 131 00:04:31,338 --> 00:04:33,306 You two are the happiest couple I know. 132 00:04:33,306 --> 00:04:35,342 I mean, wh... whatever's going on, 133 00:04:35,342 --> 00:04:36,476 it'll blow over. 134 00:04:36,476 --> 00:04:37,977 She's cheating on me. 135 00:04:37,977 --> 00:04:39,412 You sure? 136 00:04:39,412 --> 00:04:42,615 Oh, man. I'm sorry, that's terrible. 137 00:04:42,615 --> 00:04:43,983 With my best friend. 138 00:04:43,983 --> 00:04:46,686 That's even more terrible. 139 00:04:46,686 --> 00:04:48,254 She was my world. 140 00:04:48,254 --> 00:04:49,856 Well there's no reason to throw in the towel. 141 00:04:49,856 --> 00:04:51,624 I mean, you can still get her back. 142 00:04:52,592 --> 00:04:54,928 She's having his baby. 143 00:04:54,928 --> 00:04:57,263 Well... Say something. 144 00:04:57,263 --> 00:04:58,765 What do you say to that? 145 00:04:58,765 --> 00:05:01,334 You really never suspected anything? 146 00:05:01,334 --> 00:05:04,370 That's what you say? You had nothing. 147 00:05:04,370 --> 00:05:06,172 Wayne, buddy, uh... 148 00:05:06,172 --> 00:05:07,774 Uh... 149 00:05:07,774 --> 00:05:10,143 No, I-I know it seems bad now, 150 00:05:10,143 --> 00:05:11,478 which it is. 151 00:05:11,478 --> 00:05:13,380 Which is why it seems that way. 152 00:05:13,380 --> 00:05:15,482 Oh, my God. 153 00:05:15,482 --> 00:05:17,350 Just... Just leave me alone. 154 00:05:17,350 --> 00:05:19,419 Y'all can't fix this. 155 00:05:25,325 --> 00:05:26,659 What do you want to do? 156 00:05:26,659 --> 00:05:29,462 Oh, I don't know. We can't leave him here. 157 00:05:29,462 --> 00:05:30,530 Let's take him to your place. 158 00:05:30,530 --> 00:05:32,198 I can't do that. Why not? 159 00:05:32,198 --> 00:05:33,933 If I took in every teacher with marital problems, 160 00:05:33,933 --> 00:05:36,703 my apartment would look like a firehouse. 161 00:05:36,703 --> 00:05:38,705 Fine. 162 00:05:39,673 --> 00:05:42,709 Wayne, grab your pants. You're coming with me. 163 00:05:42,709 --> 00:05:45,712 I don't want to be around you and your happy family. 164 00:05:45,712 --> 00:05:48,448 Happy? Uh, couple days with us 165 00:05:48,448 --> 00:05:49,716 and you'll be glad that kid 166 00:05:49,716 --> 00:05:51,510 ain't yours. 167 00:05:51,510 --> 00:05:52,719 Let's go. Pants. 168 00:05:54,320 --> 00:05:56,560 Well, thanks again. That was fun. 169 00:05:56,560 --> 00:05:58,525 Really? Dinner with my family? 170 00:05:58,525 --> 00:06:00,193 My family won't talk to me at all. 171 00:06:00,193 --> 00:06:03,730 So, I'll take "niblingo" and a home-cooked meal any day. 172 00:06:03,730 --> 00:06:06,660 Well, you're always welcome. 173 00:06:08,100 --> 00:06:10,570 I think there's ice cream in the freezer, 174 00:06:10,570 --> 00:06:12,500 if you want to come in. 175 00:06:12,500 --> 00:06:14,700 I mean, I'm gonna eat it, but you can watch. 176 00:06:14,700 --> 00:06:16,409 Thanks, but I got to get to work. 177 00:06:16,409 --> 00:06:17,911 It's a laundromat. 178 00:06:17,911 --> 00:06:19,646 Doesn't it kind of run on its own? 179 00:06:21,470 --> 00:06:22,882 (chiming) 180 00:06:22,882 --> 00:06:24,417 You'd think that, 181 00:06:24,417 --> 00:06:26,720 but there's a lot of technical issues-- 182 00:06:26,720 --> 00:06:28,221 lint and such. 183 00:06:28,221 --> 00:06:31,191 Okay. Good night. 184 00:06:31,191 --> 00:06:33,590 Good night. 185 00:06:37,263 --> 00:06:38,365 Look at me. 186 00:06:38,365 --> 00:06:40,333 Just chipping away at the ice. 187 00:06:41,935 --> 00:06:44,400 (snoring) 188 00:06:47,173 --> 00:06:49,109 Well, this is a wrinkle. 189 00:06:52,780 --> 00:06:55,248 Missy. Missy. 190 00:06:55,248 --> 00:06:56,716 MISSY: What? 191 00:06:56,716 --> 00:06:58,218 An issue of social protocol has arisen, 192 00:06:58,218 --> 00:06:59,786 and I need your input. 193 00:06:59,786 --> 00:07:01,721 (snoring) 194 00:07:01,721 --> 00:07:02,922 (whispers): What's he doing here? 195 00:07:02,922 --> 00:07:04,691 I don't know. 196 00:07:04,691 --> 00:07:07,560 But more importantly, would it be rude if I watch television? 197 00:07:08,928 --> 00:07:10,363 MISSY (whispers): 198 00:07:10,363 --> 00:07:11,297 Mom. 199 00:07:11,297 --> 00:07:12,599 What? 200 00:07:12,599 --> 00:07:14,401 Why is Coach Wilkins asleep on the couch? 201 00:07:14,401 --> 00:07:16,703 No, the question is can I watch TV 202 00:07:16,703 --> 00:07:18,471 with Coach Wilkins asleep on the couch? 203 00:07:18,471 --> 00:07:20,730 It's a subtle but important difference. 204 00:07:20,730 --> 00:07:21,875 Get out. 205 00:07:28,248 --> 00:07:29,416 Oh, hey, Tom. 206 00:07:29,416 --> 00:07:30,684 How's he doing? 207 00:07:30,684 --> 00:07:33,219 Still sleeping it off. Mm-hmm. 208 00:07:33,219 --> 00:07:35,321 Morning, Tom. Mary. 209 00:07:35,321 --> 00:07:38,391 I just can't believe Darlene would do that to him. 210 00:07:38,391 --> 00:07:40,600 Yeah, just... 211 00:07:40,600 --> 00:07:42,362 Right before the big game Friday night. 212 00:07:42,362 --> 00:07:44,597 Think he can pull himself together by then? 213 00:07:44,597 --> 00:07:45,765 How would I know? 214 00:07:45,765 --> 00:07:46,833 Really? 215 00:07:46,833 --> 00:07:48,680 A man's life is coming apart 216 00:07:48,680 --> 00:07:49,269 and you're worried about a football game? 217 00:07:49,269 --> 00:07:51,370 Well, yeah. 218 00:07:52,500 --> 00:07:53,873 Can we take this outside? 219 00:07:58,178 --> 00:07:59,713 Do you mind? 220 00:07:59,713 --> 00:08:00,914 I don't mind. 221 00:08:00,914 --> 00:08:02,716 Do you mind? I don't mind. 222 00:08:02,716 --> 00:08:04,384 We don't mind. 223 00:08:05,885 --> 00:08:09,255 Oh, listen, George, I really need your help here. 224 00:08:09,255 --> 00:08:11,124 What do you expect me to do? 225 00:08:11,124 --> 00:08:13,930 I don't know. Get him coaching again. 226 00:08:13,930 --> 00:08:15,662 You gave him my job. This is your problem. 227 00:08:15,662 --> 00:08:17,630 Well, you quit. You were gonna fire me. 228 00:08:17,630 --> 00:08:18,765 But you quit first. 229 00:08:18,765 --> 00:08:20,667 Can we please just focus on Wayne? 230 00:08:20,667 --> 00:08:21,901 I'm begging you, George. 231 00:08:21,901 --> 00:08:24,571 You know what a big deal this game is. 232 00:08:25,538 --> 00:08:27,607 Don't know what the hell I'm supposed to do. 233 00:08:28,608 --> 00:08:29,876 Okay. 234 00:08:29,876 --> 00:08:31,611 Thank you. I owe you one. 235 00:08:31,611 --> 00:08:33,313 I'm not doing this for you, 236 00:08:33,313 --> 00:08:34,814 I'm doing it for the kids on that team. 237 00:08:34,814 --> 00:08:37,500 What about Wayne? What about him? 238 00:08:38,510 --> 00:08:39,319 And Wayne. 239 00:08:43,923 --> 00:08:46,326 I had Georgie go get your car from the motel. 240 00:08:46,326 --> 00:08:48,610 Thanks. 241 00:08:49,796 --> 00:08:52,432 Trust me, going back to work is just what you need. 242 00:08:59,806 --> 00:09:02,750 One thing you got to remember, 243 00:09:02,750 --> 00:09:04,344 this story ain't over. 244 00:09:04,344 --> 00:09:06,346 We don't know how it's gonna end. 245 00:09:06,346 --> 00:09:08,515 The only person that can decide that is you. 246 00:09:08,515 --> 00:09:11,651 You are the hero of your story. 247 00:09:11,651 --> 00:09:13,987 You take the action. You call the shots. 248 00:09:13,987 --> 00:09:16,220 You decide your destiny. 249 00:09:16,956 --> 00:09:19,250 That's the same speech you gave at halftime 250 00:09:19,250 --> 00:09:21,628 when we were getting our nuts crushed by Nacogdoches. 251 00:09:21,628 --> 00:09:24,164 And you remember what happened? We came back and won that game. 252 00:09:24,164 --> 00:09:26,733 After their quarterback dislocated his shoulder. 253 00:09:26,733 --> 00:09:28,601 You're not even trying, Wayne. 254 00:09:30,370 --> 00:09:32,272 I am, you're not. 255 00:09:37,510 --> 00:09:39,179 Ms. McAllister, 256 00:09:39,179 --> 00:09:41,147 we don't have any insurance information on file for you. 257 00:09:41,147 --> 00:09:43,817 Oh, that's all right. We'll be paying in cash. 258 00:09:43,817 --> 00:09:44,818 Cash? 259 00:09:44,818 --> 00:09:46,619 In God we trust. 260 00:09:50,757 --> 00:09:52,726 You always carry that much cash around? 261 00:09:52,726 --> 00:09:55,128 Do you think there's just boobs in this bra? 262 00:09:55,128 --> 00:09:56,363 (chuckling) 263 00:09:56,363 --> 00:09:57,831 No, I mean, why? 264 00:09:58,998 --> 00:10:01,401 (chiming) 265 00:10:01,401 --> 00:10:05,500 Well, the laundromat's a cash business. 266 00:10:05,500 --> 00:10:07,207 That's mostly just quarters, though, isn't it? 267 00:10:07,207 --> 00:10:11,211 Uh, yeah, but, well, now we've got the video store, 268 00:10:11,211 --> 00:10:13,646 and I'm not real big on banks. 269 00:10:13,646 --> 00:10:16,160 Because you lived through the Depression? 270 00:10:17,684 --> 00:10:19,190 Yeah. (laughs) 271 00:10:21,210 --> 00:10:23,590 All right, everyone. Pencils out, books away. 272 00:10:23,590 --> 00:10:25,658 Let's get ready to take this test. 273 00:10:25,658 --> 00:10:26,860 Mrs. Wilkins? 274 00:10:28,395 --> 00:10:30,230 Are you sure you want us to take this test today? 275 00:10:30,230 --> 00:10:31,564 Why wouldn't I? 276 00:10:31,564 --> 00:10:33,330 Well, you know, 277 00:10:33,330 --> 00:10:34,668 with everything you're going through? 278 00:10:36,503 --> 00:10:38,938 Okay, we got your playbook, 279 00:10:38,938 --> 00:10:40,940 we got your practice plan, and 280 00:10:40,940 --> 00:10:44,440 you, sir, are ready to coach some kick-ass football. 281 00:10:45,512 --> 00:10:47,800 Thanks, George. 282 00:10:47,800 --> 00:10:48,181 I really appreciate 283 00:10:48,181 --> 00:10:49,949 everything you've done for me. 284 00:10:49,949 --> 00:10:52,919 Coming back to work was just what I needed. 285 00:10:52,919 --> 00:10:55,255 (phone ringing) Happy to help. 286 00:10:55,255 --> 00:10:57,390 Coach Wilkins. 287 00:10:57,390 --> 00:10:59,893 DARLENE: What the hell did you tell Missy Cooper?! 288 00:11:01,795 --> 00:11:03,363 I'll give you some privacy. 289 00:11:05,932 --> 00:11:07,767 Over in this aisle we've got your new releases. 290 00:11:07,767 --> 00:11:09,636 Here are your action and adventures-- 291 00:11:09,636 --> 00:11:11,104 your Stallones, your Schwarzeneggers, 292 00:11:11,104 --> 00:11:12,772 your Van Dammes, 293 00:11:12,772 --> 00:11:15,442 and of course we have a whole row of chick flicks, 294 00:11:15,442 --> 00:11:18,411 known in the movie biz as rom-coms. 295 00:11:19,279 --> 00:11:20,647 Do not enter? 296 00:11:20,647 --> 00:11:23,216 What's back there? Oh, that? That's just 297 00:11:23,216 --> 00:11:25,452 some storage and a bunch of machines 298 00:11:25,452 --> 00:11:27,921 that rewind the tapes when people are not kind 299 00:11:27,921 --> 00:11:29,890 and don't rewind. 300 00:11:29,890 --> 00:11:30,323 Very cool. 301 00:11:31,910 --> 00:11:33,793 Hey, if you ever need any help behind the cash register, 302 00:11:33,793 --> 00:11:35,662 I'd sure rather be working here than being 303 00:11:35,662 --> 00:11:37,964 on my feet all day at the diner. Mm, no. 304 00:11:37,964 --> 00:11:39,666 No, you don't want to do that. 305 00:11:39,666 --> 00:11:41,101 You're such a good waitress. 306 00:11:41,101 --> 00:11:42,502 It'd be a waste of your talent. 307 00:11:43,336 --> 00:11:44,838 Hey, Georgie. 308 00:11:44,838 --> 00:11:46,873 Officer Rutledge. 309 00:11:46,873 --> 00:11:50,410 Congratulations on your expanding business empire. 310 00:11:50,410 --> 00:11:52,479 Thank you. Very kind. 311 00:11:52,479 --> 00:11:53,847 Hey there, Jake. 312 00:11:53,847 --> 00:11:55,148 Hey, Connie. 313 00:11:55,148 --> 00:11:56,883 I was just telling your grandson here 314 00:11:56,883 --> 00:11:59,252 how much I love the new place. 315 00:12:00,420 --> 00:12:03,123 Mandy, let me show you the kids section. 316 00:12:05,825 --> 00:12:09,195 Got all the Looney Tunes, Flintstones, Fraggle Rock. 317 00:12:09,195 --> 00:12:10,697 (Meemaw and Jake speaking indistinctly) 318 00:12:10,697 --> 00:12:12,665 What's going on? 319 00:12:12,665 --> 00:12:15,435 Nothing. Just figured we're having a kid, 320 00:12:15,435 --> 00:12:17,203 we should be familiar with the genre. 321 00:12:17,203 --> 00:12:19,839 Well, thanks for dropping by. 322 00:12:19,839 --> 00:12:22,842 We need to renegotiate our arrangement. 323 00:12:22,842 --> 00:12:24,277 Uh, and we will talk about that soon. 324 00:12:24,277 --> 00:12:26,312 Meanwhile... 325 00:12:26,312 --> 00:12:28,715 Grab some Red Vines. Show of good faith. 326 00:12:33,687 --> 00:12:35,622 You wouldn't think it about Jake, but... 327 00:12:35,622 --> 00:12:38,525 (chuckles) he just loves a foreign film. 328 00:12:38,525 --> 00:12:39,893 Just stop it, okay? 329 00:12:39,893 --> 00:12:41,895 I know what's going on here. You do? 330 00:12:41,895 --> 00:12:44,531 That creepy cop, that trip to Mexico, 331 00:12:44,531 --> 00:12:46,166 all that cash in your bra. 332 00:12:46,166 --> 00:12:47,567 (whispers): Y'all are selling drugs. 333 00:12:47,567 --> 00:12:50,360 We're not selling drugs. 334 00:12:50,360 --> 00:12:51,404 So you're telling me there's nothing weird 335 00:12:51,404 --> 00:12:52,405 going on back there? 336 00:12:52,405 --> 00:12:54,808 Oh, I didn't say that. 337 00:13:00,347 --> 00:13:02,215 Let's take a walk. 338 00:13:02,215 --> 00:13:04,984 Try and keep an open mind. 339 00:13:04,984 --> 00:13:07,530 (slot machines chiming) 340 00:13:11,524 --> 00:13:12,992 Oh, my God. 341 00:13:12,992 --> 00:13:14,761 See? Not drugs. 342 00:13:14,761 --> 00:13:17,630 And that is the sound 343 00:13:17,630 --> 00:13:20,100 of a 22% house advantage. 344 00:13:21,201 --> 00:13:22,235 Is it legal? 345 00:13:22,235 --> 00:13:23,870 Yes. No. 346 00:13:23,870 --> 00:13:26,106 Kind of. K... Kind of. 347 00:13:26,106 --> 00:13:27,407 So, the police are in on it. 348 00:13:27,407 --> 00:13:28,742 A little bit, yeah. 349 00:13:28,742 --> 00:13:31,177 Silent partner, as they say. 350 00:13:32,178 --> 00:13:33,546 I know it's a lot. 351 00:13:36,116 --> 00:13:37,450 It's amazing. (chuckles) 352 00:13:37,450 --> 00:13:38,885 It is? 353 00:13:38,885 --> 00:13:41,721 My kid's going to private school. 354 00:13:41,721 --> 00:13:43,356 You're going to private school! 355 00:13:43,356 --> 00:13:44,424 (exclaims) 356 00:13:46,259 --> 00:13:49,620 All right, everybody. Great practice. 357 00:13:49,620 --> 00:13:51,310 Let's gather round, take a knee. 358 00:13:54,100 --> 00:13:56,102 All right, Coach. They're all yours. 359 00:13:56,102 --> 00:13:58,371 Thank you, George. 360 00:13:58,371 --> 00:14:00,106 Look at you guys. 361 00:14:00,106 --> 00:14:02,275 Young, strong, 362 00:14:02,275 --> 00:14:04,778 all your hopes and dreams in front of you. 363 00:14:04,778 --> 00:14:06,379 None of you have any idea 364 00:14:06,379 --> 00:14:07,947 of what's out there waiting for you. 365 00:14:07,947 --> 00:14:09,490 Wayne, where you going with it? 366 00:14:09,490 --> 00:14:12,520 A team requires trust. 367 00:14:12,520 --> 00:14:13,787 Sure, you can 368 00:14:13,787 --> 00:14:17,570 count on your teammates when the ball is snapped. 369 00:14:17,570 --> 00:14:18,391 But can you count on them 370 00:14:18,391 --> 00:14:20,600 when they're away at a teachers conference 371 00:14:20,600 --> 00:14:22,929 with the woman you were gonna spend your life with? 372 00:14:22,929 --> 00:14:24,164 Hmm? 373 00:14:25,965 --> 00:14:27,667 Okay. 374 00:14:28,668 --> 00:14:29,836 "Team" on three. 375 00:14:29,836 --> 00:14:32,172 (TV playing indistinctly) 376 00:14:32,172 --> 00:14:34,841 I will not submit to the procedures. 377 00:14:34,841 --> 00:14:36,509 That's Commander Data. 378 00:14:38,645 --> 00:14:40,747 He's an android, but he aspires to be human. 379 00:14:40,747 --> 00:14:41,948 Which, if you ask me, 380 00:14:41,948 --> 00:14:43,316 is a step in the wrong direction. 381 00:14:43,316 --> 00:14:44,751 PICARD: I understand your objection. 382 00:14:47,487 --> 00:14:50,323 I don't know how he's gonna coach the game on Friday night. 383 00:14:50,323 --> 00:14:51,524 Poor man. 384 00:14:51,524 --> 00:14:53,930 Can you believe his marriage 385 00:14:53,930 --> 00:14:54,961 falling apart like that? I know. 386 00:14:54,961 --> 00:14:57,997 If it was gonna happen to anybody, you'd think it'd be us. 387 00:14:57,997 --> 00:14:59,332 Ain't that the truth. 388 00:14:59,332 --> 00:15:01,340 (chuckles) 389 00:15:01,340 --> 00:15:02,435 Saw your wife today. 390 00:15:02,435 --> 00:15:04,137 I heard. 391 00:15:04,137 --> 00:15:06,973 You're smart to stay here. She seems pretty mad. 392 00:15:09,342 --> 00:15:11,177 (crowd clamoring) (players grunting) 393 00:15:11,177 --> 00:15:12,512 (whistle blows) 394 00:15:12,512 --> 00:15:14,140 Okay, Wayne, we got the ball back, 395 00:15:14,140 --> 00:15:15,348 what do you want to do? 396 00:15:15,348 --> 00:15:16,883 Kill myself. 397 00:15:16,883 --> 00:15:18,718 Come on, buddy, help me out here. 398 00:15:18,718 --> 00:15:20,987 I can't, George. 399 00:15:22,622 --> 00:15:23,990 I just can't. 400 00:15:26,260 --> 00:15:27,270 Okay. 401 00:15:27,270 --> 00:15:29,529 All right. Stevens! 402 00:15:29,529 --> 00:15:31,564 Come on. All right, listen up. 403 00:15:31,564 --> 00:15:33,900 Yeah. All right, we're gonna run the ball the rest of the game. 404 00:15:33,900 --> 00:15:35,368 Okay? Two hands. 405 00:15:35,368 --> 00:15:36,870 Nothing fancy. All right? Yes, Coach. 406 00:15:36,870 --> 00:15:39,339 Let them pass, let them turn it over. 407 00:15:39,339 --> 00:15:41,700 (whistle blows) All right? Go. 408 00:15:53,860 --> 00:15:54,854 Hey, I brought some pizza home, come on. 409 00:15:54,854 --> 00:15:55,889 Can't. 410 00:15:55,889 --> 00:15:57,757 Sheldon, there ain't no leaks. 411 00:15:57,757 --> 00:16:00,393 There might be. I can't risk it. 412 00:16:00,393 --> 00:16:01,928 You want me to bring you a slice in here? 413 00:16:01,928 --> 00:16:03,363 What about crumbs? 414 00:16:03,363 --> 00:16:05,899 Crumbs attract bugs. Bugs bring disease. 415 00:16:05,899 --> 00:16:07,233 (sighs) Give me the bucket. 416 00:16:07,233 --> 00:16:08,768 I'll watch for leaks while you go eat. 417 00:16:08,768 --> 00:16:10,770 Really? Yeah. 418 00:16:11,771 --> 00:16:13,730 Okay. 419 00:16:14,741 --> 00:16:16,876 But keep an eye above the computer, 420 00:16:16,876 --> 00:16:18,611 that's the heart of my whole operation. 421 00:16:18,611 --> 00:16:19,913 Got it. 422 00:16:19,913 --> 00:16:22,615 And the train set. Go eat. 423 00:16:26,190 --> 00:16:28,288 Sheldon, where's your brother? 424 00:16:28,288 --> 00:16:30,390 He's in my room. Don't distract him. 425 00:16:33,693 --> 00:16:35,962 Hey. Hey. 426 00:16:35,962 --> 00:16:37,300 What are you doing? 427 00:16:37,300 --> 00:16:38,798 I'm on leak patrol. 428 00:16:38,798 --> 00:16:40,133 What? 429 00:16:40,133 --> 00:16:41,701 I'm babysitting and it's the only way 430 00:16:41,701 --> 00:16:43,690 I can get my brother to eat. 431 00:16:44,537 --> 00:16:45,872 What's up? 432 00:16:45,872 --> 00:16:48,708 (sighs) I just wanted to thank you 433 00:16:48,708 --> 00:16:50,810 for how wonderful you've been. 434 00:16:51,811 --> 00:16:54,247 Oh, good, you noticed. (chuckles) 435 00:16:55,982 --> 00:16:58,510 (exhales) 436 00:16:58,510 --> 00:16:59,552 I noticed. 437 00:16:59,552 --> 00:17:01,540 Status report? 438 00:17:01,540 --> 00:17:02,789 Dry as a bone. 439 00:17:02,789 --> 00:17:04,900 So, I have time for a second slice? 440 00:17:04,900 --> 00:17:05,158 Go nuts. 441 00:17:05,158 --> 00:17:07,127 Copy. 442 00:17:07,127 --> 00:17:10,663 If our kid's weird, I'm ready. 443 00:17:11,798 --> 00:17:16,136 ANNOUNCER: Final score, Medford 6, Tyler 0. 444 00:17:16,136 --> 00:17:18,271 (cheering) 445 00:17:18,271 --> 00:17:19,339 George! 446 00:17:20,840 --> 00:17:22,142 (whooping) 447 00:17:22,142 --> 00:17:23,309 Congratulations. 448 00:17:23,309 --> 00:17:24,811 Thanks, Tom. 449 00:17:24,811 --> 00:17:27,313 Feel like doing this again next week? 450 00:17:27,313 --> 00:17:28,815 What are you saying? 451 00:17:28,815 --> 00:17:31,117 I'm saying you got your job back. 452 00:17:31,117 --> 00:17:32,352 If you want it. 453 00:17:32,352 --> 00:17:33,953 What about Wayne? 454 00:17:38,191 --> 00:17:40,326 What about him? 455 00:17:40,326 --> 00:17:42,195 He's got to be part of the deal. 456 00:17:42,195 --> 00:17:44,497 Don't you have enough to worry about? 457 00:17:44,497 --> 00:17:45,999 He's my friend. 458 00:17:45,999 --> 00:17:48,268 And if I want him out of my house, he needs a job. 459 00:17:48,268 --> 00:17:49,703 Your call. 460 00:17:49,703 --> 00:17:51,104 Thanks, Tom. 461 00:17:51,104 --> 00:17:53,506 You bet. 462 00:17:53,506 --> 00:17:56,420 Hey! What... 463 00:17:56,420 --> 00:17:57,177 That's for firing me. 464 00:18:00,680 --> 00:18:02,215 You quit! 465 00:18:06,920 --> 00:18:08,955 (birds chirping) 466 00:18:32,120 --> 00:18:33,346 MEEMAW: Morning. 467 00:18:33,346 --> 00:18:35,148 Oh. 468 00:18:35,148 --> 00:18:36,783 You're up early. 469 00:18:36,783 --> 00:18:38,585 You were out late. 470 00:18:38,585 --> 00:18:40,987 Uh, yeah. I was just, uh... 471 00:18:40,987 --> 00:18:42,880 I know where you were. 472 00:18:42,989 --> 00:18:44,257 Okay. 473 00:18:45,625 --> 00:18:46,960 Do we need to talk about this? 474 00:18:46,960 --> 00:18:49,863 I'm happy to just enjoy the awkwardness. 475 00:18:49,863 --> 00:18:52,265 (exhales) Great. Well... 476 00:18:53,867 --> 00:18:55,100 I'm gonna go. 477 00:18:55,435 --> 00:18:57,370 And I'm gonna watch you.