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Previously on
Young Sheldon...

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I understand
you're moving forward

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with Sheldon's grant database.

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I was an intrinsic part of that.

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Hmm. Sheldon didn't mention you.

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Of course he didn't, that
pint-sized little credit hog.

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What did you decide?

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I'm cutting everybody out

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and doing this myself.

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What?
I don't need
the university,

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and I don't need
Dr. Linkletter.

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How are you gonna pay
for all this?

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I'll find private investors.
They can pay for it

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on the condition I'm left alone.

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Are you sure you don't want to
think about this a little more?

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Perhaps you're right.

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Done. I'm good.

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Good morning.
I'm Sheldon Cooper.

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Thank you for taking
the time to hear my proposal.

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I have some handouts.

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I-I'm sorry, who are you?

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Oh, I'm... Sheldon Cooper.

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I'm here to pitch my idea for
a grant computer database.

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How old are you?

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When you hear my presentation,
I believe you'll realize

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my age is irrelevant.

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So there's no adult with you?

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Well, my mom drove me here, but
I told her to wait in the car.

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Is this a joke?

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I assure you, it's not.

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When I make jokes,
I follow them with a "bazinga"

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so it's clear.

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Like this: "Bazinga."

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How long does it take
to grow a mustache?

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♪ Nobody else
is stronger than I am ♪

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♪ Yesterday I moved a mountain ♪

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♪ I bet I could be your hero ♪

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♪ I am a mighty little man ♪

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♪ I am a mighty little man. ♪

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(indistinct chatter)

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I know we've lost
to Pineview a lot

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over the years,
but that's in the past.

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You're a different
team now.

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So just stick
to the plan,

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and you're gonna
come out on top.

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And Stevens, I don't care
how uncomfortable you are,

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you're wearin' your cup tonight.

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(laughter)
All right,

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you boys have
worked hard for this.

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Now, let's get out there
and get that W.

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Yeah!
Let's go!
Yes, sir!

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ROB: Looking like
some winners in here.

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Hey, y'all. George.

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Pastor Rob, you made it.
Of course.

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And... why?

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Coach Wilkins invited me
to pray with the kids

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before the game.

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Oh. And... why?

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Can't hurt to have
a little extra help

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from the big man upstairs.

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Amen to that.

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(claps hands) All right, guys.

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Circle up.

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ROB: Lord, we lift
these players...

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What the hell, Wayne?

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What? Lots of teams do it.

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Well, why him?
He's a good guy.

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He's been counseling me
since Darlene left.

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(sighs)

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Fine, just... next time,
give me a heads-up.

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Yeah, you're right,
I'm sorry.

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It's okay,
forget about it.

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Amen!
PLAYERS: Amen!

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All right, hands in,

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"team" on three!

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One, two, three!

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ALL: Team!
Let's go!

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(whooping, cheering)

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Yeah!
All right, boys, go get 'em.

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He did "team on three."

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I do "team on three."

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I'll do it with ya. Wh...

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It's not the same.

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Hey, how was the game?

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Fine.

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Well, Pineview's a tough team.

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Don't beat yourself up.

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No, we won.

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I want to be happy,
but your face is confusing me.

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We destroyed 'em.
It was a blowout.

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That doesn't clear things up.

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Pastor Rob prayed with
the team before the game

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and everyone thinks
he's the reason we won.

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So you're mad he helped you win?

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He didn't help!

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I coached that team up,
I designed the game plan.

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But who do they hoist
on their shoulders

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after the final whistle?

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Well...

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What?

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Come on.

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MISSY:
Of course I like cars.

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Most girls don't?

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(knocking at door)
Well, I do.

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Which one's your favorite?

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Yeah, totally.

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Ford's the best.
(knocking)

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SHELDON: Missy,
I need to use the phone.

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Too bad.

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SHELDON:
This is important.

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Can't you lie to boys

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about liking cars
some other time?

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I gotta go. Bye.

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Here.

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Wait, don't go away.
I need your help.

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This is stupid.

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Do you want the money or not?

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(accent): Hello?
Yes, I have Sheldon Cooper

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calling for Mr. Jennings.

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Yes, we'll hold.

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(deeper voice):
Hello, Mr. Jennings.

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Mr. Cooper here.

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Yes, I know we have
an appointment for tomorrow,

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but I thought, why wait
to do this face-to-face

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when we could do it
over the phone? Ha, ha.

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Well, it's just that
there's been so much interest

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in the grant database,
I wanted to make sure that you

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got a chance to hear it first.

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Excellent. Well...

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(dialing)

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I'm on the phone.

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Oh. Sorry, baby.

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Uh, so you can hang up now.

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Your voice sounds funny,

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are you coming down with a cold?

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No, I'm fine.

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This is my normal adult voice.

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I guess I just miss
that sweet little boy voice.

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SHELDON:
Mom!

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Wh-- I-It doesn't matter
how old I am, Mr. Jennings,

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because
I'm really, really smart.

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Oh, is this about
his database thingy?

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He is so excited about that

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I could barely get him
to bed last night.

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Mom!

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(laughter)

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Oh. As long as
I've been teaching here,

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we have never beaten Pineview.

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Oh, well, I can't
take credit for that.

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Gotta give it
to the big guy.

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George?

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Oh, I meant
the big guy upstairs,

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but yeah, him, too.

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So when you baptize someone,

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are you only wearing
swim trunks or...?

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Oh, no, no, fully covered.

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So is it, like, in a pool...

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or a hot tub or...

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Um...

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I thought you were Mormon.

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Mind your business. Okay.

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Good mornin'.

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Hey, George. Hey.

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Hey, good morning, George.

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What's going on here?

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Just talking
about Friday's game.

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The paper called it
the "Medford Miracle."

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No miracle,
just good coaching.

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Let's not forget
about those kids--

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I mean, they really
played their hearts out.
Mm. Yeah.

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One of the things
I coached them to do.

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Of course. I'm just saying
it's a team effort.

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I'm sorry,
what are you doin' here?

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Oh. A couple of
the players wanted to talk,

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so I'm waiting for them
to have a free period.

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Talk about what?

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Anything they want.

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Just here to listen.

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He's a good listener, George.

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If you ever need someone
to talk to--

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I'm fine.

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Sure.

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A man who listens.

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Hmm.

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(chuckles weakly)

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HUTCHINS:
Mmm-mm-mm.

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So what's up?

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Well, I was hoping
I could maybe

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bring a friend over
to watch a movie.

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Mm-hmm.

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And would that friend
be a-a boy?

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Yeah, his name is Dean
and he's so cool,

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and if I bring him to my house,

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my family's gonna embarrass me

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and he's never gonna
talk to me again.

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Calm down,
he can come here.

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Thank you.

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But I have some rules. Anything.

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Okay, first rule,

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you can sit on the same couch,

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but separate cushions.

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And no crossing the line.

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Deal.
I'm not done.

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I will leave you alone,

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but I will
cross through occasionally,

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unannounced

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and I better not see
any scooting, scurrying

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or resetting of pillows.

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No problem.

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The movie can be PG-13,

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but the date has to stay G.

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I promise.
All right, then.

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Thank you, you're
the best meemaw ever.
Yeah, I know.

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And just so you know,
Little Mermaid is rated G,

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and they totally kiss.

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On the lips.

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SHELDON:
No one will even
listen to my ideas.

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I'm being
discriminated against

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because I'm too young.

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I'm sorry to hear that.

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I can't wait
till I'm your age

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and people treat me
with respect and reverence.

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Sometimes older people get
discriminated against, too.

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For what? Getting smaller
and cuter year after year?

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Look at you.

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Well, sometimes people assume,

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because of my age,
that I'm out of touch,

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that I, uh,
don't know how to use

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new technologies,
that I, uh...

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Hold on, there's a third one.

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So I'm too young
and you're too old?

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If you take the mean
of both our ages,

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we'd be a formidable 41.

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Hmm.

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My name is Sheldon Cooper

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and this is my partner,
Dr. John Sturgis.

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Greetings.
With us,

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you get both youth
and experience.

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Oh, by the way,
I remembered that third thing.

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I'll tell you later.

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So once this is
up and running,

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anyone with a computer
and a modem can have access

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to every grant
offered worldwide.

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And you can charge
for access on both sides.

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As the kids like to say,
ka-ching.

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That's the sound
of a cash register,

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in case the onomatopoeia
was unclear.

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Sounds like this could be
very lucrative.

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(whispers):
It was clear.

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LOCKHART:
How soon do you think

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you could have a prototype?

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Well, working around
my class schedule

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and a sensible bedtime,
I think within a year.

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If we fund this, we'd expect you
to work on it full-time.

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We don't want someone else
beating us to the punch.

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I suppose I could, uh, take
a sabbatical from teaching,

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but my bedtime
is also quite rigid.

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Look, building a company
is not a part-time endeavor.

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We need to know our partners
are as committed as we are.

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So you want me
to drop out of college?

261
00:08:49,996 --> 00:08:51,898
Of course not.
We want to give you money

262
00:08:51,898 --> 00:08:53,166
to build a grant database.

263
00:08:53,166 --> 00:08:55,168
I guess
the question is...

264
00:08:55,168 --> 00:08:56,436
what do you want?

265
00:08:56,436 --> 00:08:58,772
Well, I-I want that too,

266
00:08:58,772 --> 00:09:01,700
but I should probably
ask my mom.

267
00:09:02,442 --> 00:09:05,245
My mom is long dead, so...

268
00:09:05,245 --> 00:09:07,414
I'm good to go.

269
00:09:07,414 --> 00:09:08,915
SHELDON:
Good news.

270
00:09:08,915 --> 00:09:10,850
We found investors
for the grant database.

271
00:09:10,850 --> 00:09:12,218
Oh, honey, that's great.

272
00:09:12,218 --> 00:09:14,187
And even more good news--
you no longer have

273
00:09:14,187 --> 00:09:16,756
to drive me to school, because
I'm dropping out to work on it.

274
00:09:16,756 --> 00:09:18,591
What? No, you're not.

275
00:09:18,591 --> 00:09:20,427
But they won't fund
the project unless

276
00:09:20,427 --> 00:09:21,795
I'm working on it full-time.

277
00:09:21,795 --> 00:09:24,970
I don't care,
you're finishing college.

278
00:09:24,970 --> 00:09:25,699
But you let him drop out.

279
00:09:25,699 --> 00:09:27,400
And look how
his life turned out.

280
00:09:27,400 --> 00:09:28,601
Hey.

281
00:09:28,601 --> 00:09:29,969
I'm sorry, Sheldon,

282
00:09:29,969 --> 00:09:31,271
but you're gonna have
to tell them no.

283
00:09:31,271 --> 00:09:32,772
I got a job

284
00:09:32,772 --> 00:09:34,474
and a cool garage
to live in.
(sighs)

285
00:09:34,474 --> 00:09:36,376
This doesn't have to be
permanent. I can always go back.

286
00:09:36,376 --> 00:09:38,945
People always say that,
and then life gets in the way.

287
00:09:38,945 --> 00:09:40,980
I was gonna go to college
after I had Georgie,

288
00:09:40,980 --> 00:09:42,315
and then I didn't.

289
00:09:42,315 --> 00:09:44,117
And look how
her life turned out.

290
00:09:44,117 --> 00:09:46,286
This discussion is over.

291
00:09:46,286 --> 00:09:47,387
This is so unfair.

292
00:09:47,387 --> 00:09:48,555
What's going on?

293
00:09:48,555 --> 00:09:50,560
Sheldon wants
to quit college.

294
00:09:50,560 --> 00:09:52,258
So I'm the only one
who's not a dropout?

295
00:09:52,258 --> 00:09:53,326
Who saw that coming?

296
00:09:54,294 --> 00:09:55,729
(TV playing softly)

297
00:09:55,729 --> 00:09:57,330
Hey, Coach.

298
00:09:57,731 --> 00:09:58,932
You got a sec?

299
00:09:59,833 --> 00:10:02,135
I'm trying to get through
this game tape on Jasper.

300
00:10:02,135 --> 00:10:03,436
We're playing them on Friday.

301
00:10:03,436 --> 00:10:05,472
Oh, I know,
I'll-I'll be there.

302
00:10:05,472 --> 00:10:06,473
Praying for you.

303
00:10:06,473 --> 00:10:08,308
Great.

304
00:10:09,309 --> 00:10:10,910
Heck of a
practice today.

305
00:10:10,910 --> 00:10:12,645
Yeah? What practice
were you watching?

306
00:10:12,645 --> 00:10:14,247
They were
soft as noodles out there.

307
00:10:14,247 --> 00:10:17,584
Yeah. Yeah, I heard you
yell that a few times.

308
00:10:20,820 --> 00:10:23,690
What can I do for ya, Rob?

309
00:10:23,690 --> 00:10:25,859
Well, you know I counsel
a few of your players.

310
00:10:25,859 --> 00:10:27,293
Mm-hmm.
And, uh,

311
00:10:27,293 --> 00:10:29,462
a-a couple of them
have mentioned that

312
00:10:29,462 --> 00:10:32,320
maybe you've been a little
hard on 'em this week.

313
00:10:32,320 --> 00:10:33,199
Really?

314
00:10:33,199 --> 00:10:34,367
Was it Stevens?

315
00:10:34,367 --> 00:10:35,535
I bet it was Stevens.

316
00:10:35,535 --> 00:10:37,504
It doesn't matter.

317
00:10:37,504 --> 00:10:38,838
Thought I should
let you know.

318
00:10:38,838 --> 00:10:40,400
They think I've been hard,

319
00:10:40,400 --> 00:10:41,207
they haven't seen "hard" yet.

320
00:10:42,809 --> 00:10:44,878
It's just...
I find that some kids

321
00:10:44,878 --> 00:10:46,880
respond better
to encouragement.

322
00:10:46,880 --> 00:10:49,182
This isn't Sunday school,
this is football.

323
00:10:49,182 --> 00:10:50,784
Oh, hey. I get it.

324
00:10:50,784 --> 00:10:53,190
I was an athlete in high
school. Varsity tennis.

325
00:10:53,853 --> 00:10:54,854
Okay.

326
00:10:54,854 --> 00:10:56,560
Almost went to state.

327
00:10:56,560 --> 00:10:57,223
I'm sure you did.

328
00:10:57,223 --> 00:10:59,192
And I'm sure tennis
is considered

329
00:10:59,192 --> 00:11:01,194
a real sport... somewhere.

330
00:11:02,195 --> 00:11:04,898
But this is Texas, and this
game on Friday is gonna be

331
00:11:04,898 --> 00:11:06,533
a street fight,
and it is my job

332
00:11:06,533 --> 00:11:08,101
to make sure these boys
are ready for it.

333
00:11:08,101 --> 00:11:09,869
Yeah, we got the same
goal here, George.

334
00:11:09,869 --> 00:11:12,539
Really? You also want you
to get out of my office?

335
00:11:14,474 --> 00:11:16,876
All right, I'll go.

336
00:11:16,876 --> 00:11:18,244
(chuckles)

337
00:11:18,244 --> 00:11:20,547
I'm sorry if I
overstepped. I just...

338
00:11:20,547 --> 00:11:22,982
hope you think about
what I said, and, uh...

339
00:11:22,982 --> 00:11:24,150
ball's in your court.

340
00:11:24,150 --> 00:11:25,952
(clicks tongue)

341
00:11:26,953 --> 00:11:28,621
Yeah, I'm not doin' that back.

342
00:11:31,391 --> 00:11:34,394
Okay. I'm just
gonna set this

343
00:11:34,394 --> 00:11:37,564
right here
between you.

344
00:11:37,564 --> 00:11:40,667
And remember, just
one hand at a time.

345
00:11:40,667 --> 00:11:42,402
Thank you, Meemaw.

346
00:11:42,402 --> 00:11:44,237
I'll just be upstairs,

347
00:11:44,237 --> 00:11:46,473
unless I'm downstairs.

348
00:11:46,473 --> 00:11:47,807
(whispers):
I could be anywhere.

349
00:11:47,807 --> 00:11:48,842
Got it.

350
00:11:50,310 --> 00:11:51,811
Sorry about her.
Oh, no,

351
00:11:51,811 --> 00:11:53,646
I like that you and
your grandma are so close.

352
00:11:53,646 --> 00:11:56,160
You do?
I think it's cool.

353
00:11:56,160 --> 00:11:59,850
Yeah, she's cool.
We're pretty close.

354
00:11:59,850 --> 00:12:00,520
I was close to my grandma, too.

355
00:12:00,520 --> 00:12:01,821
Grandmas are the best.

356
00:12:01,821 --> 00:12:03,523
Yeah.

357
00:12:03,523 --> 00:12:06,920
Mine died earlier this year.

358
00:12:06,920 --> 00:12:07,994
Oh.

359
00:12:07,994 --> 00:12:09,162
I'm sorry.

360
00:12:09,162 --> 00:12:10,697
Yeah, it's...
it's okay.

361
00:12:12,799 --> 00:12:13,867
So, should we
start the movie?

362
00:12:13,867 --> 00:12:15,602
Totally.

363
00:12:17,337 --> 00:12:20,400
(movie playing quietly)

364
00:12:21,107 --> 00:12:23,343
Is she just gonna
sit upstairs by herself?

365
00:12:23,343 --> 00:12:24,511
Oh, yeah, she loves it.

366
00:12:24,511 --> 00:12:25,945
Probably knitting.

367
00:12:25,945 --> 00:12:27,714
My grandma knitted.

368
00:12:32,180 --> 00:12:33,353
Hey, think she'd
want to watch with us?

369
00:12:33,353 --> 00:12:34,954
Oh, no, she's fine.

370
00:12:34,954 --> 00:12:37,457
I just know
if I had the chance

371
00:12:37,457 --> 00:12:40,126
to watch one more movie
with my grandma,

372
00:12:40,126 --> 00:12:42,128
I'd hate to pass it up.

373
00:12:42,128 --> 00:12:43,563
(sighs)

374
00:12:43,563 --> 00:12:45,310
Meemaw!

375
00:12:46,866 --> 00:12:48,902
So what's goin' on here?

376
00:12:49,903 --> 00:12:51,671
I really don't know.

377
00:12:52,639 --> 00:12:55,750
Well, how are the boys
looking for Friday?

378
00:12:55,750 --> 00:12:56,376
Good.

379
00:12:56,376 --> 00:12:57,977
Just good?

380
00:12:57,977 --> 00:13:00,747
'Cause I have a bet
with the Jasper principal

381
00:13:00,747 --> 00:13:03,817
and I really don't want
to wear a pink cowboy hat

382
00:13:03,817 --> 00:13:05,510
to the next pep rally.
(chuckles)

383
00:13:05,510 --> 00:13:07,187
I gotta be honest,
it'd be going better

384
00:13:07,187 --> 00:13:09,155
if Pastor Rob would
stay in his lane.

385
00:13:09,155 --> 00:13:10,990
Well, I thought the kids
liked having him around.

386
00:13:10,990 --> 00:13:13,693
Yeah, 'cause he's filling
their heads with junk

387
00:13:13,693 --> 00:13:15,895
like they should be treated nice
and not get yelled at.

388
00:13:15,895 --> 00:13:18,331
Oh. Well, he's one
of those, huh?

389
00:13:18,331 --> 00:13:19,332
Yeah.

390
00:13:19,332 --> 00:13:21,167
So I can get rid of him?

391
00:13:21,167 --> 00:13:22,402
Hell no.

392
00:13:22,402 --> 00:13:24,404
We just beat
Pineview by 28 points.

393
00:13:24,404 --> 00:13:26,906
You telling me God didn't
have anything to do with that?

394
00:13:26,906 --> 00:13:28,575
Well, I think
I deserve a little credit.

395
00:13:28,575 --> 00:13:30,430
Fine, good job.

396
00:13:30,430 --> 00:13:32,746
Mustache boy stays.
Oh, come on.

397
00:13:32,746 --> 00:13:35,515
George, you don't mess
with a winning streak.

398
00:13:35,515 --> 00:13:37,751
So as long as we're winning
I'm stuck with this guy?

399
00:13:37,751 --> 00:13:38,918
That's right.

400
00:13:38,918 --> 00:13:40,860
What if we lose?

401
00:13:40,860 --> 00:13:41,354
Then you're gonna
get murdered

402
00:13:41,354 --> 00:13:43,189
by a guy wearing
a pink cowboy hat.

403
00:13:46,693 --> 00:13:48,194
Dad, I have a
question for you.
(sighs)

404
00:13:48,194 --> 00:13:49,796
Not a good time, Sheldon.

405
00:13:49,796 --> 00:13:51,464
Please, it's really important.

406
00:13:51,464 --> 00:13:53,266
Whatever it is, fine.

407
00:13:54,300 --> 00:13:56,936
Mom, Dad said I could
drop out of college!

408
00:13:56,936 --> 00:13:58,772
What?
MARY:
George!

409
00:14:05,278 --> 00:14:06,613
My parents are being
completely unreasonable.

410
00:14:06,613 --> 00:14:08,114
They won't even let me
drop out of school.

411
00:14:08,114 --> 00:14:09,649
And even after I told them
that Bill Gates

412
00:14:09,649 --> 00:14:11,151
and Steve Jobs both
dropped out of college.

413
00:14:11,151 --> 00:14:12,719
What did they say?

414
00:14:12,719 --> 00:14:14,220
They said, "We don't care
what your friends do,

415
00:14:14,220 --> 00:14:16,560
you're not dropping out."
Well, Sheldon,

416
00:14:16,560 --> 00:14:17,290
I know it's disappointing,

417
00:14:17,290 --> 00:14:19,826
but, uh, I think they just have

418
00:14:19,826 --> 00:14:21,461
your best interests at heart.

419
00:14:21,461 --> 00:14:23,129
They said that, too.

420
00:14:23,129 --> 00:14:25,632
And for every
Bill Gates and Steve Jobs,

421
00:14:25,632 --> 00:14:27,400
there's a Paul Labiscous.

422
00:14:27,400 --> 00:14:28,468
Who's that?

423
00:14:28,468 --> 00:14:30,300
Exactly.

424
00:14:30,300 --> 00:14:32,972
But this is a good idea.
We can't just give up.

425
00:14:32,972 --> 00:14:35,475
Well, you could go back
to the university.

426
00:14:35,475 --> 00:14:36,910
They were willing to fund it.

427
00:14:36,910 --> 00:14:38,678
No, they wanted to control
the whole thing.

428
00:14:38,678 --> 00:14:40,613
I want somebody who will just
give me the money,

429
00:14:40,613 --> 00:14:42,282
let me work on my own schedule

430
00:14:42,282 --> 00:14:44,150
and not expect me to listen
to their dumb ideas.

431
00:14:44,150 --> 00:14:46,619
I don't think rich people
who give money

432
00:14:46,619 --> 00:14:48,822
like being told
their ideas are dumb.

433
00:14:49,756 --> 00:14:51,424
This is fun.
Not a lot of people

434
00:14:51,424 --> 00:14:53,426
I can talk to,
scientist to scientist.

435
00:14:53,426 --> 00:14:56,162
We're not talking
scientist to scientist.

436
00:14:56,162 --> 00:14:57,697
You're not
a scientist;

437
00:14:57,697 --> 00:14:58,865
you're just a rich man
that no one will be honest to

438
00:14:58,865 --> 00:15:00,700
because everyone
wants your money.

439
00:15:00,700 --> 00:15:02,268
What happened?

440
00:15:02,268 --> 00:15:03,703
He found my honesty delightful

441
00:15:03,703 --> 00:15:05,338
and gave the university
a lot of money.

442
00:15:05,338 --> 00:15:07,440
Impressive.
I know.

443
00:15:07,440 --> 00:15:10,176
But what are the odds
we'll find someone like him?

444
00:15:12,846 --> 00:15:14,514
Oh.

445
00:15:14,514 --> 00:15:15,682
(phone ringing)

446
00:15:15,682 --> 00:15:17,517
Hello?

447
00:15:17,517 --> 00:15:18,852
Hey, Missy, it's Dean.

448
00:15:18,852 --> 00:15:21,621
Oh, hi-- Hey, I mean... Hi.

449
00:15:21,621 --> 00:15:22,889
It was, uh,

450
00:15:22,889 --> 00:15:24,357
fun hanging out with you
the other night.

451
00:15:24,357 --> 00:15:26,526
I thought maybe
we could do it again.

452
00:15:26,526 --> 00:15:28,461
Totally.
We could go to the mall.

453
00:15:28,461 --> 00:15:29,963
Or we could go mini-golfing.

454
00:15:29,963 --> 00:15:31,498
I was thinking

455
00:15:31,498 --> 00:15:33,400
maybe we could hang out
with your grandma again.

456
00:15:34,634 --> 00:15:35,869
And do what?

457
00:15:35,869 --> 00:15:36,903
I don't know, uh,

458
00:15:36,903 --> 00:15:38,905
we could play a board game,

459
00:15:38,905 --> 00:15:40,373
or...

460
00:15:40,373 --> 00:15:42,709
Oh, my grandma loved
to bake cookies with me.

461
00:15:42,709 --> 00:15:44,544
I guess that could be fun.

462
00:15:44,544 --> 00:15:47,470
Great. It's a date.

463
00:15:47,470 --> 00:15:49,820
Right. You and me.

464
00:15:49,820 --> 00:15:51,170
At your meemaw's.
Can't wait. Bye.

465
00:15:52,986 --> 00:15:55,221
♪ ♪

466
00:15:55,221 --> 00:15:56,856
(indistinct chatter)
All right!

467
00:15:56,856 --> 00:15:59,693
Hands in, "team" on three.

468
00:15:59,693 --> 00:16:01,661
Wait. Isn't Pastor Rob gonna
pray with us?

469
00:16:01,661 --> 00:16:03,763
Well, he's late
and we got a game to play.

470
00:16:03,763 --> 00:16:05,598
Actually, we have a few minutes.

471
00:16:05,598 --> 00:16:07,667
Thanks, Wayne.

472
00:16:07,667 --> 00:16:10,170
Y'all want a prayer,
I'll give you a prayer.

473
00:16:10,170 --> 00:16:11,938
Circle up.

474
00:16:11,938 --> 00:16:13,606
Heavenly Father,

475
00:16:13,606 --> 00:16:15,575
bless this team
and the hands that catch...

476
00:16:15,575 --> 00:16:17,610
the-the ball...
Oh, boy.

477
00:16:17,610 --> 00:16:20,113
...the feet that run and...

478
00:16:20,113 --> 00:16:21,414
and kick...

479
00:16:21,414 --> 00:16:23,416
ROB: Hey, y'all!
Sorry, guys.

480
00:16:23,416 --> 00:16:24,784
Sorry I'm late, Coach.

481
00:16:24,784 --> 00:16:26,419
Oh, Pastor Rob's here,
you can stop.

482
00:16:26,419 --> 00:16:27,587
ROB:
No, no, George,

483
00:16:27,587 --> 00:16:29,923
I'm-I'm sure you're doing great.

484
00:16:29,923 --> 00:16:31,858
Come on, Pastor Rob,
we want you to do it.

485
00:16:31,858 --> 00:16:33,930
(team agreeing)

486
00:16:33,930 --> 00:16:35,280
It's fine, go ahead.

487
00:16:35,280 --> 00:16:36,296
All right. Oh.

488
00:16:37,430 --> 00:16:38,765
(exhales)

489
00:16:38,765 --> 00:16:40,934
Heavenly Father,
bless this team--

490
00:16:40,934 --> 00:16:42,736
Exactly what I said. Shh.

491
00:16:42,736 --> 00:16:43,770
ROB:
Help these young men...

492
00:16:46,606 --> 00:16:49,542
Thank you so much for bringing
this opportunity to me.

493
00:16:49,542 --> 00:16:50,777
This is exciting.

494
00:16:50,777 --> 00:16:52,245
So will you give us the funding?

495
00:16:52,245 --> 00:16:53,713
Well, it's
a lot of money,

496
00:16:53,713 --> 00:16:56,383
but my horoscope did say
take a chance today.

497
00:16:57,384 --> 00:16:59,986
You're, uh, making
a big financial decision

498
00:16:59,986 --> 00:17:01,621
based on astrology?

499
00:17:01,621 --> 00:17:03,990
I know,
I'm such a Gemini, right?

500
00:17:03,990 --> 00:17:05,959
That's ridiculous.

501
00:17:05,959 --> 00:17:07,560
The alignment of
the planets and stars

502
00:17:07,560 --> 00:17:09,462
has no correlation
to your success or failure.

503
00:17:09,462 --> 00:17:11,970
Ah, this is great.

504
00:17:11,970 --> 00:17:13,566
I mean, science thrives
on this kind of debate.

505
00:17:13,566 --> 00:17:14,734
This isn't a debate.

506
00:17:14,734 --> 00:17:16,503
Rebuttal: Yes, it is.

507
00:17:16,503 --> 00:17:17,637
There we go again.

508
00:17:17,637 --> 00:17:18,972
(chuckles)

509
00:17:18,972 --> 00:17:20,807
Oh, I gotta tell ya,

510
00:17:20,807 --> 00:17:22,976
making lab furniture
has made me rich,

511
00:17:22,976 --> 00:17:26,413
but this,
this is what I really love.

512
00:17:26,413 --> 00:17:28,148
Now, just to be clear,

513
00:17:28,148 --> 00:17:31,151
we're looking for a financier,
not a partner.

514
00:17:31,151 --> 00:17:33,453
Oh, yes, no, this is your baby.

515
00:17:33,453 --> 00:17:35,755
You guys are the parents,
I'm just a wet nurse.

516
00:17:35,755 --> 00:17:38,591
Just a wealthy,
wealthy wet nurse.

517
00:17:38,591 --> 00:17:40,360
What does that mean?

518
00:17:40,360 --> 00:17:42,595
A wet nurse is a woman
who suckles another--
No, no,

519
00:17:42,595 --> 00:17:45,980
I know what it means,
I just meant what does he mean?

520
00:17:45,980 --> 00:17:48,340
Well, I mean I just want
to be around the process.

521
00:17:48,340 --> 00:17:49,769
Anything you need, I'm your guy.

522
00:17:49,769 --> 00:17:51,504
But I'm still in charge, right?

523
00:17:51,504 --> 00:17:53,273
Did NASA fake the moon landing?

524
00:17:53,273 --> 00:17:54,941
No.

525
00:17:54,941 --> 00:17:56,843
See, that's what I thought
until about a year ago.

526
00:17:56,843 --> 00:17:58,511
Oh, we're gonna have
so much fun.

527
00:17:58,511 --> 00:18:00,180
(chuckles)

528
00:18:00,180 --> 00:18:02,148
(cheering, band playing)

529
00:18:02,148 --> 00:18:04,517
(indistinct announcement)

530
00:18:04,517 --> 00:18:06,786
(cheering)

531
00:18:06,786 --> 00:18:08,788
QUARTERBACK:
Close to 23. Hut, hut!

532
00:18:08,788 --> 00:18:11,291
(grunting)

533
00:18:11,291 --> 00:18:12,325
(blows whistle)

534
00:18:12,325 --> 00:18:13,626
Ah, damn!

535
00:18:13,626 --> 00:18:14,794
Time!
(blows whistle)

536
00:18:14,794 --> 00:18:16,529
What do you want
to do, Coach?

537
00:18:16,529 --> 00:18:19,966
Send in the field goal unit,
we gotta go for a tie.

538
00:18:19,966 --> 00:18:22,680
Ooh...

539
00:18:22,680 --> 00:18:23,690
What?

540
00:18:23,690 --> 00:18:24,537
Nothing.

541
00:18:24,537 --> 00:18:25,905
Not my place.

542
00:18:25,905 --> 00:18:27,907
You got something to say,
let's hear it.

543
00:18:27,907 --> 00:18:29,209
I just don't think

544
00:18:29,209 --> 00:18:30,744
they're gonna expect you
to go for it.

545
00:18:30,744 --> 00:18:32,746
You fake a field goal,
you might catch 'em off guard.

546
00:18:32,746 --> 00:18:35,715
Actually, Pastor
Rob, at this level

547
00:18:35,715 --> 00:18:37,484
that kind of play never--
Hang on, Wayne.

548
00:18:37,484 --> 00:18:38,485
Rob got us a win

549
00:18:38,485 --> 00:18:40,220
last week all on his own.

550
00:18:40,220 --> 00:18:41,421
Who are we to say no?

551
00:18:43,256 --> 00:18:44,591
Are you sure?

552
00:18:44,591 --> 00:18:45,759
Yeah, I'm sure.

553
00:18:45,759 --> 00:18:46,760
What's the worst
that could happen?

554
00:18:46,760 --> 00:18:48,428
We could lose. Yep.

555
00:18:48,428 --> 00:18:50,530
And who would we blame?

556
00:18:51,731 --> 00:18:54,267
Change of plans,
we're running the fake.

557
00:18:54,267 --> 00:18:55,502
Really?
Yeah, you heard me.

558
00:18:55,502 --> 00:18:56,936
Come on, let's go.

559
00:18:56,936 --> 00:18:58,238
(cheering)

560
00:18:58,238 --> 00:18:59,939
(whistle blows)
All right! Let's go!

561
00:18:59,939 --> 00:19:02,175
PASTOR ROB:
Let's go, guys!

562
00:19:02,175 --> 00:19:03,610
♪ ♪

563
00:19:03,610 --> 00:19:05,278
I don't want to tell you
how to do your job,

564
00:19:05,278 --> 00:19:07,414
but if I was a prayin'
man, I'd start now.

565
00:19:07,414 --> 00:19:10,250
(crowd cheering)

566
00:19:10,250 --> 00:19:12,285
All right, let's go.

567
00:19:12,285 --> 00:19:14,754
(indistinct chatter)

568
00:19:15,588 --> 00:19:17,123
Hut, hut!

569
00:19:22,529 --> 00:19:23,630
(cheering)
ANNOUNCER: Touchdown!

570
00:19:23,630 --> 00:19:25,699
(cheering wildly)

571
00:19:30,870 --> 00:19:32,205
(whooping)

572
00:19:32,205 --> 00:19:33,807
George, you crazy
son-of-a-*****,

573
00:19:33,807 --> 00:19:35,442
I can't believe you
pulled that off!

574
00:19:35,442 --> 00:19:36,876
Me, neither.

575
00:19:36,876 --> 00:19:38,144
Looks like we make
a pretty good team, George.

576
00:19:38,144 --> 00:19:39,779
Yeah!

577
00:19:39,779 --> 00:19:41,715
What's up, boys? Go, go, go!

578
00:19:46,520 --> 00:19:47,787
Yeah!
Yeah!

579
00:19:47,787 --> 00:19:48,988
(laughter, cheering)

580
00:19:55,462 --> 00:19:57,297
Hey, Dean, want to help
me roll out the dough?

581
00:19:57,297 --> 00:19:58,998
Yeah, one second, I'm just
helping Grandma grease the pan.

582
00:20:00,660 --> 00:20:01,568
Who?

583
00:20:01,568 --> 00:20:03,436
Oh, uh, sorry.

584
00:20:03,436 --> 00:20:05,500
You just remind me
of my grandma.

585
00:20:06,940 --> 00:20:08,842
I tell you what,
why don't you help Missy,

586
00:20:08,842 --> 00:20:10,744
and I'm gonna
start the dishes.

587
00:20:10,744 --> 00:20:12,579
Oh, uh, while the
cookies are baking,

588
00:20:12,579 --> 00:20:14,414
maybe you could teach me
how to play gin rummy.

589
00:20:14,414 --> 00:20:16,416
All right, we're done here.

590
00:20:17,484 --> 00:20:18,918
What?
You heard me.

591
00:20:18,918 --> 00:20:20,653
Are you breaking
up with me?

592
00:20:20,653 --> 00:20:22,589
Yeah. You can go now.

593
00:20:22,589 --> 00:20:25,191
But my mom's not
picking me up till 7:00.

594
00:20:26,659 --> 00:20:29,295
Oh, I'll get the cards.

595
00:20:29,295 --> 00:20:30,296
(sighs)