1 00:00:01,901 --> 00:00:03,937 (sizzling) 2 00:00:06,573 --> 00:00:08,908 What's all this? Well... 3 00:00:08,908 --> 00:00:11,644 I thought that we could have a new family tradition: 4 00:00:11,644 --> 00:00:13,146 Pancake Sundays. 5 00:00:13,146 --> 00:00:14,247 I got all the fixings. 6 00:00:14,247 --> 00:00:15,615 You can pick what you want. 7 00:00:15,615 --> 00:00:16,883 We got chocolate chips, blueberries. 8 00:00:16,883 --> 00:00:18,251 I wish I'd known, honey. 9 00:00:18,251 --> 00:00:20,286 I made an early tee time with Wayne. 10 00:00:20,286 --> 00:00:24,900 What? Well, wouldn't you rather spend the day with your family? 11 00:00:24,900 --> 00:00:26,426 Of course. (stammers) 12 00:00:26,426 --> 00:00:29,229 He's going through a divorce, you know. 13 00:00:29,229 --> 00:00:30,764 He needs this. 14 00:00:30,764 --> 00:00:32,365 I guess, sure. 15 00:00:32,365 --> 00:00:34,634 How about this? I'll take some bacon for the road. 16 00:00:34,634 --> 00:00:36,603 Why don't you bring some for Wayne, too? 17 00:00:36,603 --> 00:00:38,204 Good idea. 18 00:00:38,204 --> 00:00:39,572 Can I take the plate? 19 00:00:39,572 --> 00:00:41,241 Go ahead. 20 00:00:42,208 --> 00:00:44,944 Hey, Missy, you awake? 21 00:00:44,944 --> 00:00:47,447 It's Pancake Sunday. 22 00:00:47,447 --> 00:00:49,115 What's that? 23 00:00:49,115 --> 00:00:51,510 Well, it's a fun new thing I thought we could-- 24 00:00:51,510 --> 00:00:52,619 Where are you going? 25 00:00:52,619 --> 00:00:55,121 I told you. Six Flags with Jamie's family. 26 00:00:55,121 --> 00:00:58,625 Oh. Well, I could make you pancakes first. 27 00:00:58,625 --> 00:01:00,727 Pancakes and roller coasters? 28 00:01:00,727 --> 00:01:02,128 Do you want me to barf? 29 00:01:02,128 --> 00:01:03,997 Well, no. 30 00:01:03,997 --> 00:01:05,965 What's all this about pancakes? 31 00:01:05,965 --> 00:01:07,801 (car horn honks) Oh, it's Pancake Sunday. 32 00:01:07,801 --> 00:01:08,835 I got to go. 33 00:01:09,736 --> 00:01:11,304 Since when is it Pancake Sunday? 34 00:01:11,304 --> 00:01:13,730 Since today. 35 00:01:13,730 --> 00:01:15,241 No, it's not. It's Kellogg's Bran Buds Sunday, 36 00:01:15,241 --> 00:01:16,910 like it's been for the past three years. 37 00:01:16,910 --> 00:01:18,611 Well, I thought it would be fun. 38 00:01:18,611 --> 00:01:20,714 I'll-I'll make you any kind of pancake you want. 39 00:01:20,714 --> 00:01:22,820 On Bran Buds Sunday? 40 00:01:22,820 --> 00:01:25,652 Fine. I'll put Bran Buds in the pancakes. 41 00:01:25,652 --> 00:01:27,530 That could work. 42 00:01:29,322 --> 00:01:32,425 It doesn't work. 43 00:01:32,425 --> 00:01:35,328 ♪ Nobody else is stronger than I am ♪ 44 00:01:35,328 --> 00:01:37,997 ♪ Yesterday I moved a mountain ♪ 45 00:01:37,997 --> 00:01:40,433 ♪ I bet I could be your hero ♪ 46 00:01:40,433 --> 00:01:43,536 ♪ I am a mighty little man ♪ 47 00:01:43,536 --> 00:01:47,374 ♪ I am a mighty little man. ♪ 48 00:01:57,617 --> 00:01:58,785 Excuse me. 49 00:01:58,785 --> 00:02:01,354 Do you have a recommendation? 50 00:02:01,354 --> 00:02:03,490 Well, you can never go wrong with John Candy. 51 00:02:03,490 --> 00:02:05,525 But, and this is just one man's opinion, 52 00:02:05,525 --> 00:02:07,227 Pauly Shore is a comedy god. 53 00:02:07,227 --> 00:02:08,294 Really? 54 00:02:08,294 --> 00:02:09,295 You may pee your pants. 55 00:02:09,295 --> 00:02:10,663 And if you do, 56 00:02:10,663 --> 00:02:11,698 there's a Laundromat right next door. 57 00:02:11,698 --> 00:02:12,999 (laughs) Well, 58 00:02:12,999 --> 00:02:14,868 I will watch this and let you know. 59 00:02:14,868 --> 00:02:16,360 Sounds good. 60 00:02:16,360 --> 00:02:17,671 (chuckles) 61 00:02:19,873 --> 00:02:21,207 Did you find everything okay? 62 00:02:21,207 --> 00:02:23,543 Oh, yeah. He's really helpful. 63 00:02:23,543 --> 00:02:24,744 Yes, he is. 64 00:02:26,880 --> 00:02:28,915 (chuckles) 65 00:02:30,500 --> 00:02:31,885 Okay, thank you. Come again. 66 00:02:31,885 --> 00:02:32,886 I will. 67 00:02:32,886 --> 00:02:34,154 Thank you. 68 00:02:34,154 --> 00:02:36,222 See ya. 69 00:02:36,222 --> 00:02:37,724 (door opens) Wow. 70 00:02:37,724 --> 00:02:38,725 (door closes) 71 00:02:38,725 --> 00:02:39,926 Wow, what? 72 00:02:39,926 --> 00:02:42,620 She was totally hitting on you. 73 00:02:42,620 --> 00:02:43,663 All she did was rent a movie. 74 00:02:43,663 --> 00:02:45,999 And then she laughed and she touched your arm. 75 00:02:45,999 --> 00:02:47,133 That's textbook flirting. 76 00:02:47,133 --> 00:02:49,502 I'm sorry, I-I wasn't trying to. 77 00:02:49,502 --> 00:02:51,938 Georgie, it's fine. You can flirt with other girls. 78 00:02:51,938 --> 00:02:53,673 It doesn't feel like I should. 79 00:02:53,673 --> 00:02:55,909 Well, we're not a couple. 80 00:02:55,909 --> 00:02:59,145 I know, but we're having a baby together. That ain't nothing. 81 00:02:59,145 --> 00:03:02,248 All I'm saying is, you're not tied down. 82 00:03:02,248 --> 00:03:03,350 Don't I get a vote in that? 83 00:03:03,350 --> 00:03:04,984 Yeah, you get a vote. 84 00:03:04,984 --> 00:03:06,653 But we get two votes. You're not tied down. 85 00:03:10,924 --> 00:03:13,793 Oh. I didn't realize my mom had company. 86 00:03:13,793 --> 00:03:15,395 Yeah. 87 00:03:15,395 --> 00:03:18,298 Uh, do I have to pretend 88 00:03:18,298 --> 00:03:20,467 I didn't spend the night here, or...? 89 00:03:20,467 --> 00:03:22,680 I don't know how this works. 90 00:03:22,680 --> 00:03:23,636 It's fine, uh... 91 00:03:23,636 --> 00:03:26,873 you could've said nothing, but now I know. 92 00:03:26,873 --> 00:03:28,408 Yeah. 93 00:03:28,408 --> 00:03:29,943 What's with the pancakes? 94 00:03:29,943 --> 00:03:32,712 Oh, I made extra, so I was just bringing 'em by. 95 00:03:32,712 --> 00:03:34,114 MEEMAW: Who's at the door? 96 00:03:34,114 --> 00:03:35,815 It's Mary! 97 00:03:35,815 --> 00:03:37,717 She knows I slept with you. 98 00:03:37,717 --> 00:03:39,185 Come on in. 99 00:03:43,230 --> 00:03:45,125 I brought pancakes. Why? 100 00:03:45,125 --> 00:03:47,560 Well, I made 'em for the fam-- thank you-- 101 00:03:47,560 --> 00:03:48,962 made 'em for the family, 102 00:03:48,962 --> 00:03:51,231 and everyone was busy this morning, 103 00:03:51,231 --> 00:03:52,799 so here I am. 104 00:03:52,799 --> 00:03:54,734 So what are y'all up to today? 105 00:03:54,734 --> 00:03:57,704 I was trying to convince your mom to go fishing with me. 106 00:03:57,704 --> 00:04:00,600 Oh, fishing, that could be fun. 107 00:04:00,600 --> 00:04:02,142 I ain't going fishing. 108 00:04:02,142 --> 00:04:03,576 I'd go to a flea market. 109 00:04:03,576 --> 00:04:05,912 Oh, I do love a flea market. 110 00:04:05,912 --> 00:04:08,481 I don't want to buy some dead guy's pants. 111 00:04:08,481 --> 00:04:12,850 Oh, the outlet malls are still having their holiday sales. 112 00:04:12,850 --> 00:04:14,988 I'd rather die and have you sell my pants at the flea market. 113 00:04:14,988 --> 00:04:16,956 Well, I'm sure we can come up with something else. 114 00:04:16,956 --> 00:04:18,158 Well, hang on. 115 00:04:18,158 --> 00:04:19,993 When did we become a threesome? 116 00:04:19,993 --> 00:04:22,395 You don't want to hang out with me? 117 00:04:22,395 --> 00:04:25,298 Well, I do, but he's not crazy about you. 118 00:04:25,298 --> 00:04:26,866 Well, that's not true. 119 00:04:26,866 --> 00:04:29,350 Well, then, it looks like you got a fishing buddy. 120 00:04:29,350 --> 00:04:32,380 I don't really want to go fishing. 121 00:04:34,174 --> 00:04:35,742 Boy, that was a close one. 122 00:04:42,182 --> 00:04:43,883 You okay? 123 00:04:43,883 --> 00:04:45,685 Mm-hmm. 124 00:04:47,200 --> 00:04:48,540 Are you mad at me? 125 00:04:49,756 --> 00:04:51,358 Why would I be mad at you? 126 00:04:51,358 --> 00:04:53,526 Is this about that girl? 127 00:04:53,526 --> 00:04:55,595 Why do you want me to date someone else so bad? 128 00:04:55,595 --> 00:04:59,432 I didn't say I wanted you to. I said it was okay. 129 00:04:59,432 --> 00:05:01,670 Well, it seems like you want me to. 130 00:05:01,670 --> 00:05:03,636 I just want you to live your life. 131 00:05:03,636 --> 00:05:05,305 Then why'd you sleep with me again? 132 00:05:05,305 --> 00:05:06,773 It was one time. 133 00:05:06,773 --> 00:05:08,541 It was more than one time. 134 00:05:08,541 --> 00:05:12,450 It was one night, and it was a mistake. 135 00:05:12,450 --> 00:05:13,646 Oh, really? 136 00:05:13,646 --> 00:05:14,748 Then maybe I should go out with that girl. 137 00:05:14,748 --> 00:05:16,549 Maybe you should. 138 00:05:16,549 --> 00:05:18,718 Fine. And maybe you should go out with someone, too. 139 00:05:18,718 --> 00:05:20,820 Right, because there's nothing men want more 140 00:05:20,820 --> 00:05:23,223 than a girl with a baby pushing against her bladder. 141 00:05:23,223 --> 00:05:25,258 You want me to pull over at that Wendy's? 142 00:05:25,258 --> 00:05:27,927 Their restroom's pretty nice. Yes, I do. 143 00:05:29,295 --> 00:05:31,731 (door opens, closes) GEORGE SR.: Hello. 144 00:05:31,731 --> 00:05:32,832 Hey, you're home. 145 00:05:32,832 --> 00:05:33,900 How was golf? 146 00:05:33,900 --> 00:05:35,935 Fun. Wayne hit a duck. 147 00:05:37,404 --> 00:05:39,339 Yeah, maybe you had to be there. 148 00:05:39,339 --> 00:05:40,674 Kids home? 149 00:05:40,674 --> 00:05:43,743 Nope. Just me. All by myself. 150 00:05:43,743 --> 00:05:45,780 Hey, sounds nice. 151 00:05:45,780 --> 00:05:46,146 I guess. 152 00:05:47,247 --> 00:05:48,615 Actually... 153 00:05:48,615 --> 00:05:50,917 (sighs) without church, 154 00:05:50,917 --> 00:05:53,253 Sundays are feeling kind of empty. 155 00:05:53,253 --> 00:05:56,156 Aw. Hey, next Sunday we'll do something. 156 00:05:56,156 --> 00:05:58,124 It's not just Sundays. 157 00:05:58,124 --> 00:06:01,528 I had Bible study, prayer group. 158 00:06:01,528 --> 00:06:03,263 I had a whole community. 159 00:06:03,263 --> 00:06:06,320 So, find a new one. You just got to get involved. 160 00:06:06,320 --> 00:06:07,934 You know, make some friends. 161 00:06:07,934 --> 00:06:09,703 You make it sound so easy. 162 00:06:09,703 --> 00:06:11,504 Oh, come on. Sheldon has got school friends. 163 00:06:11,504 --> 00:06:12,706 How hard could it be? 164 00:06:17,610 --> 00:06:19,846 Hey. Oh, hi. 165 00:06:19,846 --> 00:06:22,150 You were right. Hilarious. 166 00:06:22,150 --> 00:06:24,284 I wouldn't steer you wrong. 167 00:06:24,284 --> 00:06:26,353 You got any other recommendations? 168 00:06:29,356 --> 00:06:32,125 Well, there-there is a Mexican restaurant 169 00:06:32,125 --> 00:06:33,460 down the street that's pretty good. 170 00:06:33,460 --> 00:06:35,729 I do like Mexican food. 171 00:06:35,729 --> 00:06:37,297 Hmm, we should go there sometime. 172 00:06:38,298 --> 00:06:39,466 I'm free tomorrow. 173 00:06:39,466 --> 00:06:40,900 Cool. It's a date! 174 00:06:41,801 --> 00:06:44,700 Sorry. That was a little loud. I'm just excited. 175 00:06:44,700 --> 00:06:45,772 For our date! 176 00:06:53,413 --> 00:06:54,814 Hi, honey. 177 00:06:54,814 --> 00:06:56,820 What are you doing here? 178 00:06:56,820 --> 00:06:58,151 Well, they needed volunteers 179 00:06:58,151 --> 00:06:59,886 for the book fair, so here I am. 180 00:06:59,886 --> 00:07:02,155 Hey, Missy. Hi. 181 00:07:02,155 --> 00:07:04,758 Who is that? He's a cutie. 182 00:07:04,758 --> 00:07:05,892 All right, come with me. 183 00:07:07,260 --> 00:07:08,661 You need to leave. 184 00:07:08,661 --> 00:07:10,764 Why? 'Cause you're embarrassing me. 185 00:07:10,764 --> 00:07:14,367 (scoffs) Everyone knows you have a mother. Please. 186 00:07:14,367 --> 00:07:17,437 Fine, if you don't want me here, I'll go. 187 00:07:17,437 --> 00:07:20,340 I promise I'll do anything you want this weekend. 188 00:07:20,340 --> 00:07:21,775 Okay. 189 00:07:21,775 --> 00:07:24,511 Just not here or near anyone I know. 190 00:07:24,511 --> 00:07:25,679 Can't wait. 191 00:07:25,679 --> 00:07:27,180 Love you, bye. 192 00:07:28,815 --> 00:07:30,183 GEORGE JR.: Hey. 193 00:07:30,183 --> 00:07:32,180 You said if I ever had a problem, 194 00:07:32,180 --> 00:07:33,253 I could come to you, right? 195 00:07:33,253 --> 00:07:34,888 Yeah, of course. 196 00:07:34,888 --> 00:07:37,290 Not to mention, you got all bent out of shape 197 00:07:37,290 --> 00:07:39,526 when I asked Dale for advice instead of you. 198 00:07:39,526 --> 00:07:41,294 I didn't get all bent out of shape. 199 00:07:41,294 --> 00:07:42,529 That ain't what Dale said. 200 00:07:42,529 --> 00:07:44,130 You want my advice or what? 201 00:07:44,130 --> 00:07:45,131 (sighs) 202 00:07:45,131 --> 00:07:47,330 So here's the deal. 203 00:07:47,330 --> 00:07:49,350 There was a cute girl flirting with me at the video store, 204 00:07:49,350 --> 00:07:50,360 and Mandy saw us. 205 00:07:50,360 --> 00:07:51,171 Got it. 206 00:07:51,171 --> 00:07:52,539 And now Mandy's mad at you. 207 00:07:53,573 --> 00:07:54,774 Actually I'm kind of mad at her. 208 00:07:54,774 --> 00:07:56,142 Why? 209 00:07:56,142 --> 00:07:58,144 She told me I should ask her out. 210 00:07:58,144 --> 00:08:00,460 The cute girl? 211 00:08:00,460 --> 00:08:01,848 I mean, I know Mandy and I ain't together, 212 00:08:01,848 --> 00:08:03,717 but I thought I was wearing her down. 213 00:08:03,717 --> 00:08:06,219 You do have that effect on people. 214 00:08:06,219 --> 00:08:08,210 But now I'm supposed to go to dinner with Amber, 215 00:08:08,210 --> 00:08:09,456 that's the new girl, 216 00:08:09,456 --> 00:08:11,658 and Mandy says she's okay with it, 217 00:08:11,658 --> 00:08:13,593 but I'm worried it's a trap. 218 00:08:13,593 --> 00:08:15,610 Right. 219 00:08:15,610 --> 00:08:16,830 So what do I do? 220 00:08:16,830 --> 00:08:19,265 Well... 221 00:08:19,265 --> 00:08:21,735 (sighs) All right, well, let's break it down. 222 00:08:21,735 --> 00:08:23,236 If you don't go on the date, 223 00:08:23,236 --> 00:08:25,672 Mandy might be upset with you. 224 00:08:25,672 --> 00:08:28,408 Right. But if you do go, 225 00:08:28,408 --> 00:08:30,243 you might feel guilty. 226 00:08:30,243 --> 00:08:32,780 Right, but if I don't go, 227 00:08:32,780 --> 00:08:34,800 the new girl's gonna get stood up, and she'll be mad. 228 00:08:34,800 --> 00:08:35,915 Georgie, you can't live your life 229 00:08:35,915 --> 00:08:37,751 afraid that women are gonna get mad at you. 230 00:08:37,751 --> 00:08:39,519 It's just what they're born to do. 231 00:08:39,519 --> 00:08:40,920 Makes sense. 232 00:08:40,920 --> 00:08:43,757 I'm not a woman. I'm mad at you right now. 233 00:08:43,757 --> 00:08:45,825 (suspenseful music playing on TV) 234 00:08:49,763 --> 00:08:51,598 You watching your Star Trek show? 235 00:08:51,598 --> 00:08:52,832 I am. 236 00:08:52,832 --> 00:08:54,434 Mind if I join? 237 00:08:54,434 --> 00:08:56,770 Not at all. But I must warn you, it's addictive. 238 00:08:56,770 --> 00:08:58,505 KIRA: ...taking you into this wormhole. 239 00:08:58,505 --> 00:09:00,674 We have no idea what we're dealing with in there. 240 00:09:00,674 --> 00:09:02,776 It could be hostile... ODO: Major! 241 00:09:02,776 --> 00:09:04,277 I was found in the Denorios Belt. 242 00:09:04,277 --> 00:09:05,945 Is that one Mr. Spock? 243 00:09:05,945 --> 00:09:07,714 No, there's no Mr. Spock. 244 00:09:07,714 --> 00:09:09,516 This is Deep Space Nine, not TOS. 245 00:09:09,516 --> 00:09:11,985 Sorry, I thought this was Star Trek. 246 00:09:11,985 --> 00:09:14,387 It is Star Trek. It's Star Trek: Deep Space Nine. 247 00:09:14,387 --> 00:09:16,623 And this is the first episode, so I'm trying to pay attention. 248 00:09:16,623 --> 00:09:18,458 Sorry. 249 00:09:18,458 --> 00:09:20,694 Well, the answers to a lot of my questions may be somewhere 250 00:09:20,694 --> 00:09:21,795 on the other side of that wormhole. 251 00:09:21,795 --> 00:09:24,998 (theme music plays on TV) 252 00:09:24,998 --> 00:09:26,833 Is that it? Is it over? 253 00:09:26,833 --> 00:09:30,136 Well, that's just part one. There's a whole nother hour. 254 00:09:30,136 --> 00:09:31,571 Oh. 255 00:09:34,174 --> 00:09:35,608 So, is this your mom's car? 256 00:09:35,608 --> 00:09:36,976 Nah. It's mine. 257 00:09:38,445 --> 00:09:41,715 Well, it's very... practical. 258 00:09:41,715 --> 00:09:43,216 What car do you drive? 259 00:09:43,216 --> 00:09:44,918 Toyota. 260 00:09:44,918 --> 00:09:47,153 But my dream car is a Mustang. 261 00:09:47,153 --> 00:09:49,322 Oh, really? I used to have one. 262 00:09:49,322 --> 00:09:51,725 And you traded it in for this? 263 00:09:51,725 --> 00:09:52,992 Why? 264 00:09:52,992 --> 00:09:54,294 Well-well... 265 00:09:55,495 --> 00:09:57,163 ...I had my reasons. 266 00:09:57,163 --> 00:09:59,566 Oh, you wanted to look like a soccer mom? 267 00:09:59,566 --> 00:10:01,234 No. 268 00:10:01,234 --> 00:10:03,837 It's-it's good for hauling stuff. 269 00:10:03,837 --> 00:10:05,638 Ah, and they were all sold out of trucks? 270 00:10:05,638 --> 00:10:06,873 No, I just needed... 271 00:10:06,873 --> 00:10:08,375 Something big to carry your purse? 272 00:10:08,375 --> 00:10:09,843 Will you let me finish? 273 00:10:09,843 --> 00:10:12,450 (scoffs) Ooh, sorry. 274 00:10:14,414 --> 00:10:16,349 You know that girl at the video store? 275 00:10:16,349 --> 00:10:18,885 The giant, pregnant one? 276 00:10:18,885 --> 00:10:20,153 Yeah. 277 00:10:21,254 --> 00:10:22,555 No. 278 00:10:22,555 --> 00:10:24,524 Yeah. 279 00:10:26,126 --> 00:10:27,727 So, you two are... 280 00:10:27,727 --> 00:10:29,896 No. We're having a baby, but we're not together. 281 00:10:29,896 --> 00:10:32,365 In fact, she's the one who told me I should ask you out. 282 00:10:32,365 --> 00:10:34,968 Well, that's not weird. Really? 283 00:10:34,968 --> 00:10:36,102 No, it's weird. 284 00:10:38,238 --> 00:10:39,339 (door closes) 285 00:10:39,339 --> 00:10:40,974 Hey. Hi. 286 00:10:40,974 --> 00:10:43,810 I thought Georgie said you were going to dinner. 287 00:10:43,810 --> 00:10:45,645 No, uh, he's having dinner. 288 00:10:45,645 --> 00:10:47,470 Y'all fighting again? 289 00:10:47,470 --> 00:10:49,149 What'd he do? Nothing. 290 00:10:49,149 --> 00:10:50,884 So why aren't you at dinner with him? 291 00:10:50,884 --> 00:10:52,152 He's on a date. 292 00:10:52,152 --> 00:10:54,220 Why, that little... 293 00:10:54,220 --> 00:10:56,623 No, it's okay. I told him to. 294 00:10:56,623 --> 00:10:57,924 Why the hell would you do that? 295 00:10:57,924 --> 00:10:59,159 Why are you yelling at me? 296 00:10:59,159 --> 00:11:00,393 Because you got me all riled up, 297 00:11:00,393 --> 00:11:01,895 and I got to point it somewhere. 298 00:11:01,895 --> 00:11:03,663 Look... (sighs) 299 00:11:03,663 --> 00:11:05,732 I have enough going on here 300 00:11:05,732 --> 00:11:08,768 without worrying about being in some relationship. 301 00:11:08,768 --> 00:11:12,439 Plus, Georgie deserves to have a life. 302 00:11:12,439 --> 00:11:15,408 So y'all are good, and I don't have to be mad at anybody? 303 00:11:15,408 --> 00:11:16,676 Right. 304 00:11:16,676 --> 00:11:18,345 Huh. 305 00:11:18,345 --> 00:11:21,114 I'm gonna go call Dale and pick a fight. 306 00:11:27,153 --> 00:11:30,757 Oh, hey. I didn't know you were working tonight. 307 00:11:30,757 --> 00:11:32,258 I'm not. 308 00:11:32,258 --> 00:11:33,760 Just meeting some friends. 309 00:11:33,760 --> 00:11:34,761 Oh, that's nice. 310 00:11:34,761 --> 00:11:36,396 Yep. Oh, so, 311 00:11:36,396 --> 00:11:37,664 I was just getting off work myself. 312 00:11:37,664 --> 00:11:39,265 Oh. Have a good one. 313 00:11:39,265 --> 00:11:42,102 Well, uh, so, friends from high school, or...? 314 00:11:43,436 --> 00:11:45,705 More like a bunch of gals that used to be married, 315 00:11:45,705 --> 00:11:47,400 used to be in Weight Watchers, 316 00:11:47,400 --> 00:11:48,441 and now just come here to drink 317 00:11:48,441 --> 00:11:50,210 and ***** about their lives. 318 00:11:50,210 --> 00:11:51,778 That sounds fun. 319 00:11:51,778 --> 00:11:53,813 Does it? 320 00:11:53,813 --> 00:11:56,883 Would you... (sighs) want to join us? 321 00:11:56,883 --> 00:12:00,286 Oh, well... so long as I'm not butting in. 322 00:12:00,286 --> 00:12:02,122 Well, I have to warn you, 323 00:12:02,122 --> 00:12:03,890 it's kind of a salty group. 324 00:12:03,890 --> 00:12:05,658 I don't want you to be shocked. 325 00:12:05,658 --> 00:12:07,127 You've met my mother. 326 00:12:07,127 --> 00:12:09,696 That's true. Come on. 327 00:12:10,663 --> 00:12:11,664 (sighs) 328 00:12:11,664 --> 00:12:12,932 Ladies? 329 00:12:12,932 --> 00:12:14,801 Mary here is gonna be joining us. 330 00:12:14,801 --> 00:12:16,469 All right. Fresh meat. 331 00:12:16,469 --> 00:12:17,504 (women laughing) 332 00:12:22,642 --> 00:12:24,770 AMBER: Since we're being so honest, 333 00:12:24,770 --> 00:12:25,545 I should tell you... 334 00:12:25,545 --> 00:12:27,414 I didn't really think Pauly Shore was funny. 335 00:12:27,414 --> 00:12:28,415 What? 336 00:12:28,415 --> 00:12:30,250 Yeah. I just said it 337 00:12:30,250 --> 00:12:31,918 'cause I wanted to talk to you again. 338 00:12:34,870 --> 00:12:36,156 So, I didn't scare you off? 339 00:12:36,156 --> 00:12:39,225 Look, it's strange, 340 00:12:39,225 --> 00:12:42,195 but I've got stuff, too. 341 00:12:42,195 --> 00:12:43,329 Like what? 342 00:12:44,831 --> 00:12:48,735 Well, I can't believe I'm saying this on a first date, 343 00:12:48,735 --> 00:12:51,370 but I'm going through a divorce. 344 00:12:51,370 --> 00:12:52,505 Huh. 345 00:12:52,505 --> 00:12:55,800 I'm sorry. How long were you married? 346 00:12:55,800 --> 00:12:56,109 A year. 347 00:12:56,109 --> 00:12:57,844 Ooh, a whole year. 348 00:12:57,844 --> 00:13:00,180 Sounds like you really gave it a try. (laughs) 349 00:13:04,184 --> 00:13:05,885 Do you still have feelings for him? 350 00:13:07,200 --> 00:13:08,688 Do you still have feelings for her? 351 00:13:08,688 --> 00:13:10,523 Mm, I asked you first. 352 00:13:12,525 --> 00:13:13,860 It's complicated. 353 00:13:13,860 --> 00:13:15,528 Boy, is it. 354 00:13:15,528 --> 00:13:17,797 I went to two full-grown men for advice. 355 00:13:17,797 --> 00:13:18,965 Neither of 'em had a clue. 356 00:13:20,367 --> 00:13:21,735 So my friend said, 357 00:13:21,735 --> 00:13:23,236 "You have so much in common, 358 00:13:23,236 --> 00:13:24,404 you should meet him." 359 00:13:24,404 --> 00:13:26,873 I show up at the restaurant. 360 00:13:26,873 --> 00:13:28,775 (laughing): He's my frigging cousin. 361 00:13:28,775 --> 00:13:29,776 JILL: No. 362 00:13:29,776 --> 00:13:30,744 Did you? 363 00:13:30,744 --> 00:13:31,978 No! 364 00:13:31,978 --> 00:13:33,146 (laughing) 365 00:13:33,146 --> 00:13:34,881 All right, Mary, you're up. 366 00:13:34,881 --> 00:13:38,284 Oh, no. I don't have any good stories. 367 00:13:38,284 --> 00:13:39,686 Oh, come on, you're married. 368 00:13:39,686 --> 00:13:40,887 You're the only one of us getting any. 369 00:13:40,887 --> 00:13:42,550 Really? 370 00:13:42,550 --> 00:13:43,656 That's what we're talking about? 371 00:13:43,656 --> 00:13:44,891 Married people ***? 372 00:13:44,891 --> 00:13:47,527 Well, George and I have been... 373 00:13:47,527 --> 00:13:49,620 connecting more lately. 374 00:13:49,620 --> 00:13:51,640 JILL AND HELEN: Ooh! 375 00:13:51,640 --> 00:13:52,650 Details. Now. 376 00:13:52,650 --> 00:13:53,333 No, no, no, I can't. 377 00:13:53,333 --> 00:13:55,350 Oh, come on. 378 00:13:55,350 --> 00:13:57,704 It's bad enough this one's got her secret boyfriend 379 00:13:57,704 --> 00:13:58,738 she won't tell us about. 380 00:13:58,738 --> 00:14:00,400 Brenda Sparks. 381 00:14:00,400 --> 00:14:01,675 How do I not know this? 382 00:14:01,675 --> 00:14:05,145 First of all, I'm not Brenda Sparks anymore. 383 00:14:05,145 --> 00:14:06,312 Oh, don't go changing the subject. 384 00:14:06,312 --> 00:14:08,815 And... there's no one. 385 00:14:08,815 --> 00:14:10,884 She's lying. There's some guy 386 00:14:10,884 --> 00:14:12,850 that she was sweet on, 387 00:14:12,850 --> 00:14:13,520 but she won't give us any info. 388 00:14:13,520 --> 00:14:14,654 (whispers): I think he's married. 389 00:14:14,654 --> 00:14:15,922 Mm-hmm. (gasps) 390 00:14:15,922 --> 00:14:17,257 He's not. 391 00:14:17,257 --> 00:14:18,858 Oh, interesting. 392 00:14:18,858 --> 00:14:20,126 I thought there was no one. 393 00:14:20,126 --> 00:14:23,290 JILL AND HELEN: Ooh...! 394 00:14:23,290 --> 00:14:25,298 If you like friendly cats, this next item... 395 00:14:25,298 --> 00:14:26,900 What are you watching? 396 00:14:26,900 --> 00:14:29,836 The crap-I-don't- need channel. 397 00:14:34,740 --> 00:14:35,275 What are you looking at? 398 00:14:35,275 --> 00:14:37,477 Nothing. 399 00:14:37,477 --> 00:14:39,112 He come back yet? 400 00:14:39,112 --> 00:14:41,214 No. 401 00:14:41,214 --> 00:14:44,784 But you don't care 'cause you're good with this. 402 00:14:44,784 --> 00:14:46,753 I am. 403 00:14:46,753 --> 00:14:47,987 I think. 404 00:14:48,955 --> 00:14:50,790 Second thoughts? 405 00:14:50,790 --> 00:14:52,926 (sighs) 406 00:14:52,926 --> 00:14:54,461 I mean, if it wasn't for the baby, 407 00:14:54,461 --> 00:14:55,962 I never would've seen him again. 408 00:14:55,962 --> 00:14:58,231 But there is a baby. 409 00:14:59,632 --> 00:15:01,134 Yeah. 410 00:15:01,134 --> 00:15:02,802 And he's been so great. 411 00:15:02,802 --> 00:15:04,971 And I keep pushing him away 412 00:15:04,971 --> 00:15:07,730 and pushing him away, and... 413 00:15:07,730 --> 00:15:10,243 he's still there every time I need him. 414 00:15:11,578 --> 00:15:13,113 What the hell am I doing, sending him off 415 00:15:13,113 --> 00:15:14,714 with another woman? 416 00:15:14,714 --> 00:15:15,715 Yeah. 417 00:15:15,715 --> 00:15:17,650 No, I'm asking you. 418 00:15:17,650 --> 00:15:20,954 Oh, um, all right. 419 00:15:23,990 --> 00:15:24,991 Well?! 420 00:15:24,991 --> 00:15:26,693 Give me a minute. 421 00:15:28,261 --> 00:15:29,262 GEORGE SR.: Hey. 422 00:15:29,262 --> 00:15:30,864 You stayed out late. 423 00:15:30,864 --> 00:15:33,600 I did what you said and I made some new friends. 424 00:15:33,600 --> 00:15:35,935 Well, good for you. Who? 425 00:15:35,935 --> 00:15:39,606 Brenda, Jill, and, ooh, either Helen or Ellen, 426 00:15:39,606 --> 00:15:42,442 but I missed my window to make sure. (laughs) 427 00:15:42,442 --> 00:15:43,943 Sounds fun. 428 00:15:43,943 --> 00:15:46,179 It was. Oh... (gasps) 429 00:15:46,179 --> 00:15:47,847 and get this, I got dirt. 430 00:15:47,847 --> 00:15:49,182 Ooh, what kind of dirt? 431 00:15:49,182 --> 00:15:51,885 Brenda has a secret man 432 00:15:51,885 --> 00:15:54,254 that she is hiding from everybody. 433 00:15:54,254 --> 00:15:55,355 Really? 434 00:15:55,355 --> 00:15:57,570 And he might be married. 435 00:15:57,570 --> 00:15:58,425 (chuckling): Really? 436 00:16:00,593 --> 00:16:01,594 Well, who do you think it is? 437 00:16:01,594 --> 00:16:03,129 Oh, I don't know, 438 00:16:03,129 --> 00:16:05,899 but me and the gals are gonna find out. 439 00:16:05,899 --> 00:16:07,670 (chuckles) 440 00:16:07,670 --> 00:16:08,368 What the hell, Brenda? 441 00:16:08,368 --> 00:16:09,703 What the hell, what? 442 00:16:09,703 --> 00:16:10,904 Your friends all know 443 00:16:10,904 --> 00:16:12,372 about your "secret boyfriend"? 444 00:16:12,372 --> 00:16:13,707 You think that's you? 445 00:16:13,707 --> 00:16:15,475 Well... 446 00:16:15,475 --> 00:16:16,509 it's not? 447 00:16:17,477 --> 00:16:18,645 No, George. 448 00:16:20,460 --> 00:16:21,381 Well, who is it? 449 00:16:21,381 --> 00:16:22,916 I didn't tell them. 450 00:16:22,916 --> 00:16:23,917 I'm not gonna tell you. 451 00:16:23,917 --> 00:16:24,918 Okay. 452 00:16:24,918 --> 00:16:26,886 Oh, God. 453 00:16:26,886 --> 00:16:29,222 Are you upset that there might be another guy in the picture? 454 00:16:29,222 --> 00:16:30,390 No. 455 00:16:30,390 --> 00:16:31,891 Good. 456 00:16:31,891 --> 00:16:33,293 Go home to your wife. 457 00:16:33,293 --> 00:16:34,728 I will. 458 00:16:34,728 --> 00:16:35,795 Okay. 459 00:16:37,564 --> 00:16:39,599 (chickens clucking) 460 00:16:41,234 --> 00:16:43,136 Shut up. 461 00:16:44,304 --> 00:16:46,339 SHELDON: Mom. 462 00:16:48,775 --> 00:16:50,443 What is it, Sheldon? 463 00:16:50,443 --> 00:16:52,120 I know you had some questions about Star Trek, 464 00:16:52,120 --> 00:16:53,747 so I've compiled a detailed guide 465 00:16:53,747 --> 00:16:55,515 outlining all the shows, characters, 466 00:16:55,515 --> 00:16:56,983 and how they fit in a timeline. 467 00:16:56,983 --> 00:16:58,418 Can we do this later? 468 00:16:58,418 --> 00:16:59,986 I've got a headache. 469 00:16:59,986 --> 00:17:01,921 Unfortunately not. If we don't do it now, 470 00:17:01,921 --> 00:17:03,456 you'll be completely lost when we watch 471 00:17:03,456 --> 00:17:05,125 The Animated Series this afternoon. 472 00:17:05,125 --> 00:17:07,930 Just 20 more minutes. 473 00:17:07,930 --> 00:17:10,960 Mom, this is almost a hundred pages. We have to get started. 474 00:17:10,960 --> 00:17:12,650 In the 23rd century, 475 00:17:12,650 --> 00:17:14,701 alien races from around the galaxy have come together 476 00:17:14,701 --> 00:17:16,503 to form the United Federation of Planets, 477 00:17:16,503 --> 00:17:17,871 which is-- open your eyes-- 478 00:17:17,871 --> 00:17:19,773 headquartered in San Francisco. 479 00:17:26,780 --> 00:17:28,281 Morning. 480 00:17:28,281 --> 00:17:29,582 Good morning. 481 00:17:29,582 --> 00:17:31,510 I think I owe you an apology. 482 00:17:32,419 --> 00:17:33,720 Yeah? 483 00:17:33,720 --> 00:17:35,488 You were totally right. 484 00:17:35,488 --> 00:17:37,390 I had a good time with Amber last night. 485 00:17:38,391 --> 00:17:40,326 Oh. Good. 486 00:17:40,326 --> 00:17:41,728 I'm glad. Yeah. 487 00:17:41,728 --> 00:17:42,996 We ended up talking for hours. 488 00:17:42,996 --> 00:17:44,631 Turns out we have a lot in common. 489 00:17:44,631 --> 00:17:46,966 So, thank you for pushing me to ask her out. 490 00:17:48,468 --> 00:17:49,903 You're welcome.