1 00:00:00,500 --> 00:00:03,203 Previously on Young Sheldon... Your friends all know about 2 00:00:03,203 --> 00:00:05,672 your "secret boyfriend"? You think that's you? 3 00:00:05,672 --> 00:00:07,574 Well... 4 00:00:07,574 --> 00:00:08,875 It's not? 5 00:00:08,875 --> 00:00:09,976 I understand you're moving forward 6 00:00:09,976 --> 00:00:11,711 with Sheldon's grant database. 7 00:00:11,711 --> 00:00:13,413 I was an intrinsic part of that. 8 00:00:13,413 --> 00:00:15,810 Sheldon didn't mention you. 9 00:00:15,810 --> 00:00:17,417 Of course he didn't, that pint-sized little credit hog. 10 00:00:17,417 --> 00:00:20,286 We're looking for a financier, not a partner. 11 00:00:20,286 --> 00:00:22,880 I just want to be around the process. 12 00:00:22,880 --> 00:00:23,790 But I'm still in charge, right? 13 00:00:23,790 --> 00:00:26,192 Did NASA fake the moon landing? No. 14 00:00:26,192 --> 00:00:27,927 See, that's what I thought until about a year ago. 15 00:00:27,927 --> 00:00:29,696 Oh, we're gonna have so much fun. 16 00:00:32,365 --> 00:00:33,800 So the data comes in here, 17 00:00:33,800 --> 00:00:35,735 and then it's divided into three tables 18 00:00:35,735 --> 00:00:38,304 that I'm calling X-sub-1, X-sub-2, X-sub-3. 19 00:00:38,304 --> 00:00:39,873 Good, good. 20 00:00:39,873 --> 00:00:42,575 And then over here, it's subjected to data normalization, 21 00:00:42,575 --> 00:00:45,779 so we don't end up with any duplicate data fields. 22 00:00:45,779 --> 00:00:46,780 GARY (over speaker): I've got it. 23 00:00:46,780 --> 00:00:48,314 Grant Daddy. 24 00:00:48,314 --> 00:00:49,315 What? 25 00:00:49,315 --> 00:00:50,650 The name of our company: 26 00:00:50,650 --> 00:00:51,951 Grant Daddy. 27 00:00:51,951 --> 00:00:53,720 I mean, it's ***y and sophisticated, 28 00:00:53,720 --> 00:00:56,489 but still John Q. Lunchpail can wrap his arms around it. 29 00:00:56,489 --> 00:00:58,910 Where are you? 30 00:00:58,910 --> 00:01:00,260 Oh, you know, my lawyers have advised me not to say, 31 00:01:00,260 --> 00:01:01,795 but I'm pretty sure I'll be allowed back in the country 32 00:01:01,795 --> 00:01:03,396 very soon. 33 00:01:03,396 --> 00:01:04,998 Taxes, am I right? 34 00:01:04,998 --> 00:01:06,566 Huh. 35 00:01:06,566 --> 00:01:08,301 Right now we have more important things to focus on 36 00:01:08,301 --> 00:01:10,403 than the name, like how are we going to build this. 37 00:01:10,403 --> 00:01:11,571 Grant-opolis. 38 00:01:11,571 --> 00:01:13,173 Grant-cano. 39 00:01:13,173 --> 00:01:14,674 No, wait. 40 00:01:14,674 --> 00:01:16,142 The Grant Canyon. 41 00:01:16,142 --> 00:01:19,790 Oh, that's gonna look great on a T-shirt. 42 00:01:19,790 --> 00:01:20,513 Hey, what size do you guys wear? 43 00:01:20,513 --> 00:01:21,915 This is not helpful. Can't I hang up on him? 44 00:01:21,915 --> 00:01:23,616 Sheldon, I have to remind you 45 00:01:23,616 --> 00:01:26,152 GARY: Hello? he's funding the entire project. 46 00:01:26,152 --> 00:01:27,754 He should remain included. 47 00:01:27,754 --> 00:01:29,422 Hello? Fine. 48 00:01:29,422 --> 00:01:31,825 The Grant Canyon is a terrible name. 49 00:01:31,825 --> 00:01:33,660 It sounds like a place grants go to die. 50 00:01:33,660 --> 00:01:34,661 Sheldon. 51 00:01:34,661 --> 00:01:36,996 I'm including him. 52 00:01:36,996 --> 00:01:39,966 ♪ Nobody else is stronger than I am ♪ 53 00:01:39,966 --> 00:01:42,602 ♪ Yesterday I moved a mountain ♪ 54 00:01:42,602 --> 00:01:45,500 ♪ I bet I could be your hero ♪ 55 00:01:45,500 --> 00:01:48,174 ♪ I am a mighty little man ♪ 56 00:01:48,174 --> 00:01:52,120 ♪ I am a mighty little man. ♪ 57 00:01:56,783 --> 00:01:58,718 So, how are you feeling? 58 00:01:58,718 --> 00:02:00,954 Fat and disgusting. 59 00:02:00,954 --> 00:02:03,890 I mean, are you having any discomfort, fatigue? 60 00:02:03,890 --> 00:02:05,625 Yeah, that's all I have. 61 00:02:05,625 --> 00:02:08,294 I think what she's saying is she feels eight months pregnant. 62 00:02:08,294 --> 00:02:10,630 Eight. 800. 63 00:02:10,630 --> 00:02:12,399 Hey, sorry I'm late. 64 00:02:12,399 --> 00:02:13,867 Just a reminder, Doc, 65 00:02:13,867 --> 00:02:15,502 I don't want to know if it's a boy or girl. 66 00:02:15,502 --> 00:02:17,303 I want it to be a surprise. Wait, hold up. 67 00:02:17,303 --> 00:02:19,539 If we're all here, 68 00:02:19,539 --> 00:02:22,208 who's looking after the Laundromat and the video store 69 00:02:22,208 --> 00:02:24,711 and the, uh, other establishment? 70 00:02:24,711 --> 00:02:26,790 Oh, the gambling room? 71 00:02:26,790 --> 00:02:27,547 Huh? 72 00:02:27,547 --> 00:02:30,500 It's okay. I lost a hundred bucks there last week. 73 00:02:30,500 --> 00:02:31,718 Oh. (chuckles) 74 00:02:31,718 --> 00:02:34,254 Then you know we're good for the bill. 75 00:02:34,254 --> 00:02:35,889 Okay, uh, back to me. 76 00:02:35,889 --> 00:02:38,391 Uh, how's everything looking in the oven? 77 00:02:38,391 --> 00:02:39,726 Well, baby seems okay, 78 00:02:39,726 --> 00:02:41,561 but I am concerned about your blood pressure. 79 00:02:41,561 --> 00:02:43,430 Mm. You think it's preeclampsia? 80 00:02:43,430 --> 00:02:45,265 Georgie, let the doctor talk. 81 00:02:45,265 --> 00:02:46,700 Actually, that's a possibility. 82 00:02:46,700 --> 00:02:48,435 I read the book. Did you? 83 00:02:48,435 --> 00:02:50,700 NICHOLSON: I'd like to put you on 84 00:02:50,700 --> 00:02:52,405 bed rest for a week and then recheck you. 85 00:02:52,405 --> 00:02:53,907 Is that really necessary? 86 00:02:53,907 --> 00:02:54,741 It is. It is. 87 00:02:56,109 --> 00:02:58,845 Dr. Linkletter, I had a question about today's lecture. 88 00:02:58,845 --> 00:03:00,513 I'm sorry, who are you? 89 00:03:00,513 --> 00:03:02,820 You must be Sheldon. 90 00:03:02,820 --> 00:03:03,416 I am. 91 00:03:03,416 --> 00:03:05,218 I was told not to talk to you. 92 00:03:05,218 --> 00:03:06,219 Why not? 93 00:03:06,219 --> 00:03:08,121 I was told not to tell you that. 94 00:03:08,121 --> 00:03:10,290 Ah, I see you've met Toby. 95 00:03:10,290 --> 00:03:12,920 I have not. He wouldn't tell me his name. 96 00:03:12,920 --> 00:03:14,928 Good man. What can I help you with, Sheldon? 97 00:03:14,928 --> 00:03:16,596 What's all this? 98 00:03:16,596 --> 00:03:20,330 It looks like algorithms for a searchable database. 99 00:03:20,330 --> 00:03:22,202 At a glance, anything can look like 100 00:03:22,202 --> 00:03:23,970 an algorithm for a searchable database. 101 00:03:25,138 --> 00:03:28,375 Very well, it's an algorithm for a searchable database. 102 00:03:28,375 --> 00:03:29,809 That was my idea. 103 00:03:29,809 --> 00:03:32,112 If you'll recall, it was our idea. 104 00:03:32,112 --> 00:03:33,546 Are you programming 105 00:03:33,546 --> 00:03:35,281 a database for him? 106 00:03:35,281 --> 00:03:37,984 Go ahead. Yeah. 107 00:03:37,984 --> 00:03:39,753 Yeah. 108 00:03:39,753 --> 00:03:42,322 How dare you steal my grant database idea? 109 00:03:42,322 --> 00:03:45,291 Look, Dr. Linkletter was part of the idea, 110 00:03:45,291 --> 00:03:47,127 he's an employee of the university, 111 00:03:47,127 --> 00:03:48,995 and therefore we have a legitimate claim to it. 112 00:03:48,995 --> 00:03:50,430 But I'm already making one. 113 00:03:50,430 --> 00:03:51,998 I have an investor lined up and everything. 114 00:03:51,998 --> 00:03:53,967 Well, you're still more than welcome to join us, 115 00:03:53,967 --> 00:03:55,669 and we can all work on it together. 116 00:03:55,669 --> 00:03:58,304 No, this is my idea, and I'm doing it on my own. 117 00:03:58,304 --> 00:04:00,907 Well, then I guess we'll see who gets to market first. 118 00:04:00,907 --> 00:04:02,742 I guess we will. 119 00:04:02,742 --> 00:04:04,978 Hmm. So, have you already started programming? 120 00:04:04,978 --> 00:04:06,312 No. 121 00:04:06,312 --> 00:04:08,481 Do you have access to a mainframe? 122 00:04:08,481 --> 00:04:11,418 That depends. Can I use the university's mainframe? 123 00:04:11,418 --> 00:04:13,586 No. Then we're still figuring it out. 124 00:04:13,586 --> 00:04:14,921 I see. 125 00:04:14,921 --> 00:04:16,623 Well, we already have a name, do you? 126 00:04:16,623 --> 00:04:19,359 As a matter of fact, we do. We're calling it Granted. 127 00:04:19,359 --> 00:04:22,195 Ugh, that is such a good name. Thank you. 128 00:04:22,195 --> 00:04:24,364 And what's yours? 129 00:04:25,465 --> 00:04:26,800 Never mind. 130 00:04:29,200 --> 00:04:30,437 WOMAN: Hey. 131 00:04:30,437 --> 00:04:33,600 Look what your machine did to my underwear. 132 00:04:33,600 --> 00:04:34,708 Made 'em huge? 133 00:04:34,708 --> 00:04:36,710 It dyed 'em pink. 134 00:04:36,710 --> 00:04:38,110 Oh, right. 135 00:04:38,110 --> 00:04:39,646 Here. Next wash is on us. 136 00:04:39,646 --> 00:04:41,348 I got to go check on something in the back. 137 00:04:41,348 --> 00:04:44,818 Sorry, I'm a little short-staffed today. 138 00:04:44,818 --> 00:04:48,221 I've been running around like a chicken with its head cut off. 139 00:04:48,221 --> 00:04:49,723 All right. 140 00:04:49,723 --> 00:04:51,891 There's your teddy bear. 141 00:04:51,891 --> 00:04:53,360 Here's your cash. 142 00:04:53,360 --> 00:04:55,628 Teddy bear. Cash. 143 00:04:55,628 --> 00:04:57,300 Teddy bear. 144 00:04:57,300 --> 00:04:59,650 Hey, this is a dry cleaning ticket. 145 00:04:59,650 --> 00:05:01,234 Get out of here. 146 00:05:01,234 --> 00:05:03,737 Punk. (sign chiming) 147 00:05:05,939 --> 00:05:07,440 Hang on, I'll be right back. 148 00:05:08,875 --> 00:05:10,677 Hey, you find everything all right? 149 00:05:10,677 --> 00:05:12,112 Yeah. 150 00:05:12,112 --> 00:05:13,346 Oh, that there's a real good one. 151 00:05:13,346 --> 00:05:14,614 You should get it. I'll ring it up. 152 00:05:14,614 --> 00:05:15,982 I don't know. 153 00:05:15,982 --> 00:05:17,984 Don't know? Whoopi Goldberg as a singing nun? 154 00:05:17,984 --> 00:05:19,285 What's there to think about? 155 00:05:19,285 --> 00:05:20,687 I might be more in the mood for action. 156 00:05:20,687 --> 00:05:22,489 She's on the run from the mob. 157 00:05:22,489 --> 00:05:24,570 You'll love it. I'll ring it up. 158 00:05:25,191 --> 00:05:27,293 How you doing? 159 00:05:27,293 --> 00:05:31,564 Uh, well, I'm lying in bed and a nice lady just brought me food. 160 00:05:31,564 --> 00:05:33,660 It's not the worst. 161 00:05:33,660 --> 00:05:36,369 Well, you haven't tasted it yet. Doctor said no salt. 162 00:05:36,369 --> 00:05:37,470 Oh, I'm sure it's great. 163 00:05:37,470 --> 00:05:39,706 I tasted it. It sucks. 164 00:05:39,706 --> 00:05:43,430 Anyway, I better go give Georgie a hand. 165 00:05:43,430 --> 00:05:46,513 Um, here's your telephone. 166 00:05:46,513 --> 00:05:47,981 Anything else you need before I go? 167 00:05:47,981 --> 00:05:49,983 Actually, I can't find the remote. 168 00:05:49,983 --> 00:05:52,180 Oh, well, it couldn't have gone far. 169 00:05:52,180 --> 00:05:53,386 Let's see. 170 00:05:53,386 --> 00:05:55,822 Let me just look right down here. 171 00:05:55,822 --> 00:05:57,924 Okay. Here it is. 172 00:05:57,924 --> 00:06:00,326 Oh! (grunts) My back! 173 00:06:00,326 --> 00:06:01,327 Are you okay? 174 00:06:01,327 --> 00:06:02,762 No! All right. 175 00:06:02,762 --> 00:06:03,930 Let me help you up. 176 00:06:03,930 --> 00:06:05,865 No, no. No, no. I'm fine. I'm fine. 177 00:06:05,865 --> 00:06:07,901 I'm ju-just... Let me lay here for just a minute. 178 00:06:07,901 --> 00:06:09,736 Can I get you some ice or something? 179 00:06:09,736 --> 00:06:11,771 No, no, no. You've got to stay in bed. 180 00:06:11,771 --> 00:06:13,406 (exhales) Okay. Well, you look like 181 00:06:13,406 --> 00:06:15,575 the "I've fallen and I can't get up" lady. 182 00:06:15,575 --> 00:06:18,945 That's because I have fallen and I can't get up. 183 00:06:18,945 --> 00:06:20,800 (laughs) 184 00:06:20,800 --> 00:06:21,948 Okay, it hurts when I laugh. 185 00:06:21,948 --> 00:06:23,850 (laughing) 186 00:06:23,850 --> 00:06:24,918 Here, honey. 187 00:06:24,918 --> 00:06:26,953 Here you go. Oh, thanks. 188 00:06:26,953 --> 00:06:29,356 Oh! 189 00:06:35,261 --> 00:06:37,130 (gasps) Oh, dear Lord, let me help you up. 190 00:06:37,130 --> 00:06:40,967 Don't touch me. I'll get up when I'm ready. 191 00:06:40,967 --> 00:06:42,535 Should I call the doctor? 192 00:06:42,535 --> 00:06:44,804 No, no. It just happens every once in a while. 193 00:06:44,804 --> 00:06:46,539 I just need to take it easy for a couple days. 194 00:06:46,539 --> 00:06:48,375 Then I'll be fine. Well, 195 00:06:48,375 --> 00:06:50,430 can I get you a pillow? 196 00:06:50,430 --> 00:06:52,145 Ooh. A pillow would be nice. 197 00:06:53,880 --> 00:06:55,382 Here. (moans) 198 00:06:56,616 --> 00:06:58,251 And what's going on with you? 199 00:06:58,251 --> 00:07:00,553 Oh, high blood pressure. Doctor wants me on bed rest. 200 00:07:00,553 --> 00:07:02,489 Probably worried about preeclampsia. 201 00:07:02,489 --> 00:07:04,991 Did everyone read this book? 202 00:07:04,991 --> 00:07:07,994 Well, I can take off work and look after y'all. 203 00:07:07,994 --> 00:07:09,662 We're fine. 204 00:07:09,662 --> 00:07:11,131 Fine? You're on the floor. 205 00:07:11,131 --> 00:07:12,832 What happens if you need to use the bathroom? 206 00:07:12,832 --> 00:07:14,668 Depends. 207 00:07:14,668 --> 00:07:16,302 Depends on what? 208 00:07:16,302 --> 00:07:18,304 No, it's a joke. 209 00:07:18,304 --> 00:07:20,573 (laughs) I got it. 210 00:07:20,573 --> 00:07:23,410 (laughing) What's the joke? 211 00:07:25,845 --> 00:07:27,514 Tell me. 212 00:07:27,514 --> 00:07:29,115 (line ringing) 213 00:07:29,115 --> 00:07:32,850 (old woman's voice): Hello, Mr. O'Brien's office. 214 00:07:32,850 --> 00:07:33,753 Is Mr. O'Brien there? 215 00:07:33,753 --> 00:07:36,156 It's John Sturgis and Sheldon Cooper. 216 00:07:36,156 --> 00:07:37,924 (normal voice): Oh, it's me. 217 00:07:37,924 --> 00:07:39,826 I was just making sure you weren't the IRS. What's up? 218 00:07:39,826 --> 00:07:41,428 I have some troubling news. 219 00:07:41,428 --> 00:07:43,997 The university is making a competing grant database. 220 00:07:43,997 --> 00:07:45,832 Wasn't it your idea? SHELDON: It was, 221 00:07:45,832 --> 00:07:48,535 but Dr. Linkletter is claiming he assisted me. 222 00:07:48,535 --> 00:07:50,360 Well, there's nothing wrong with a little competition. 223 00:07:50,360 --> 00:07:51,438 I mean, you think I was the only person 224 00:07:51,438 --> 00:07:53,673 designing anti-static lab furniture? 225 00:07:53,673 --> 00:07:55,508 You weren't? GARY: No. 226 00:07:55,508 --> 00:07:58,678 I researched the competition, outbid their manufacturers 227 00:07:58,678 --> 00:08:01,147 and tied them up in court so long they ran out of money. 228 00:08:01,147 --> 00:08:03,149 That seems a little ruthless. 229 00:08:03,149 --> 00:08:06,786 Hey, if you're not ruthless, you're toothless. 230 00:08:06,786 --> 00:08:08,188 I like that. 231 00:08:08,188 --> 00:08:09,856 I know. It rhymes. 232 00:08:09,856 --> 00:08:12,192 But the university's already ahead of us. 233 00:08:12,192 --> 00:08:15,795 Yeah, but do they have a really cool company name? 234 00:08:15,795 --> 00:08:18,231 Yes, they're calling it Granted. 235 00:08:18,231 --> 00:08:20,800 Damn, it was right there. 236 00:08:20,800 --> 00:08:23,303 Okay, I can't cover the video store, the Laundromat, 237 00:08:23,303 --> 00:08:25,905 and the other room all at the same time. 238 00:08:25,905 --> 00:08:27,640 I want to work in the other room. 239 00:08:27,640 --> 00:08:29,409 You're not working the other room. 240 00:08:29,409 --> 00:08:30,510 I got the other one. 241 00:08:30,510 --> 00:08:32,212 I call dibs on video store. 242 00:08:32,212 --> 00:08:34,147 Aw. I wanted video store. 243 00:08:34,147 --> 00:08:35,749 Too bad. I called dibs. 244 00:08:35,749 --> 00:08:37,183 Great, you got the Laundromat. 245 00:08:37,183 --> 00:08:38,718 But I don't want the Laundromat. 246 00:08:38,718 --> 00:08:40,387 Well, dibs are dibs. She called it. 247 00:08:40,387 --> 00:08:41,721 He's a good boss. 248 00:08:41,721 --> 00:08:43,890 That's right. 249 00:08:44,491 --> 00:08:46,920 Slow. 250 00:08:48,728 --> 00:08:51,398 Slow. Any slower and we're just standing. 251 00:08:51,398 --> 00:08:54,670 Okay, look, I got this, okay? Just leave me alone. 252 00:08:54,670 --> 00:08:56,670 All right. I'm gonna go check on Mandy. 253 00:08:58,672 --> 00:09:00,340 Slow. 254 00:09:00,340 --> 00:09:02,409 (knocking) MARY: Hi. 255 00:09:02,409 --> 00:09:03,843 You doing okay? 256 00:09:03,843 --> 00:09:06,179 (TV clicks off) I'm fine. 257 00:09:06,179 --> 00:09:07,947 You really don't need to fuss over me. 258 00:09:07,947 --> 00:09:10,500 Oh, I don't mind. 259 00:09:11,510 --> 00:09:12,452 I appreciate it. 260 00:09:12,452 --> 00:09:14,254 I'm just kind of used to taking care of myself. 261 00:09:14,254 --> 00:09:17,900 Well, that's what family's for. 262 00:09:18,224 --> 00:09:21,294 Speaking of which, do you want me to call yours? 263 00:09:21,294 --> 00:09:22,595 Why? 264 00:09:22,595 --> 00:09:24,898 If my daughter was on bed rest, 265 00:09:24,898 --> 00:09:26,232 I would want to know. 266 00:09:26,232 --> 00:09:27,534 If they want to know how I'm doing, 267 00:09:27,534 --> 00:09:29,690 they can pick up the phone and call. 268 00:09:29,690 --> 00:09:31,438 I'm sure if your mom knew what was going on, 269 00:09:31,438 --> 00:09:32,772 she'd be here to help. 270 00:09:32,772 --> 00:09:34,140 Well, I told my mom I was pregnant 271 00:09:34,140 --> 00:09:36,760 and she stopped talking to me. So... 272 00:09:36,760 --> 00:09:37,210 I know, but... 273 00:09:37,210 --> 00:09:38,745 It's not your business, Mary. 274 00:09:41,147 --> 00:09:43,583 Okay, sorry. 275 00:09:46,486 --> 00:09:48,588 (toilet flushes) 276 00:09:50,457 --> 00:09:52,225 Hello, Toby. 277 00:09:52,225 --> 00:09:54,160 I'm not supposed to talk to you. 278 00:09:54,160 --> 00:09:56,463 But no one told you not to talk to me. 279 00:09:56,463 --> 00:09:57,797 What do you want? 280 00:09:57,797 --> 00:09:59,466 We want to offer you a job. 281 00:09:59,466 --> 00:10:01,401 And for you to wash your hands. 282 00:10:01,401 --> 00:10:02,936 I already have a job. 283 00:10:02,936 --> 00:10:04,604 We know. 284 00:10:04,604 --> 00:10:08,408 We want you to do the same thing, but for more money. 285 00:10:08,408 --> 00:10:09,743 Okay. 286 00:10:11,277 --> 00:10:13,980 Really, that's all it took? Where's the loyalty? 287 00:10:13,980 --> 00:10:16,249 Sheldon, this is what we want. 288 00:10:16,249 --> 00:10:17,784 I know, but what if somebody comes along 289 00:10:17,784 --> 00:10:19,853 and offers him more money? Is he just gonna leave us? 290 00:10:19,853 --> 00:10:21,488 Are you? 291 00:10:21,488 --> 00:10:22,589 Probably. 292 00:10:23,623 --> 00:10:26,659 We can hire him, but he cannot go to the bathroom alone. 293 00:10:26,659 --> 00:10:28,528 Welcome aboard. 294 00:10:29,295 --> 00:10:31,698 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Let's hit that sink. 295 00:10:36,870 --> 00:10:38,638 If you're looking for something to watch, 296 00:10:38,638 --> 00:10:39,939 I'd recommend Princess Bride. 297 00:10:39,939 --> 00:10:42,800 Really? I know it sounds 298 00:10:42,800 --> 00:10:44,310 a little girly, but there's an awesome sword fight 299 00:10:44,310 --> 00:10:45,945 and André the Giant's in it. 300 00:10:45,945 --> 00:10:48,214 Cool. Thanks. 301 00:10:48,214 --> 00:10:49,616 Just doing my job. 302 00:10:50,884 --> 00:10:53,987 I'm Melissa, by the way. 303 00:10:56,356 --> 00:10:57,390 ♪ We should be together... ♪ 304 00:10:57,390 --> 00:10:58,958 Need any help over here? 305 00:11:00,193 --> 00:11:02,529 Are you trying to touch my underwear? 306 00:11:02,529 --> 00:11:04,164 No, ma'am. 307 00:11:04,164 --> 00:11:06,533 Well, then step away. 308 00:11:06,533 --> 00:11:09,690 Yes, ma'am. 309 00:11:10,337 --> 00:11:13,139 Ah! I knew it. You poached my programmer. 310 00:11:13,139 --> 00:11:14,874 You poached his idea. 311 00:11:14,874 --> 00:11:17,770 Toby, what happened to loyalty? 312 00:11:17,770 --> 00:11:18,812 It's annoying, isn't it? 313 00:11:18,812 --> 00:11:20,747 There's an old saying: 314 00:11:20,747 --> 00:11:23,550 "You mess with the bull, you get the horns." 315 00:11:23,550 --> 00:11:24,984 Well, there's a new saying: 316 00:11:24,984 --> 00:11:26,553 "We have a programmer and you don't." 317 00:11:26,553 --> 00:11:28,388 (giggles) Yeah. 318 00:11:28,388 --> 00:11:29,422 HAGEMEYER: Really? 319 00:11:29,422 --> 00:11:31,910 You poached our programmer? 320 00:11:31,910 --> 00:11:33,360 I left him alone for five minutes to use the bathroom. 321 00:11:33,360 --> 00:11:34,728 I don't know why you're so surprised. 322 00:11:34,728 --> 00:11:36,763 I'm told that business is a high-stakes game 323 00:11:36,763 --> 00:11:38,832 where if you're not ruthless, you're toothless. 324 00:11:38,832 --> 00:11:40,233 We just learned that. 325 00:11:40,233 --> 00:11:41,601 You could have hired anyone else. 326 00:11:41,601 --> 00:11:43,370 Coulda, woulda, shoulda. 327 00:11:43,370 --> 00:11:44,571 Oh, you want to play hardball? 328 00:11:44,571 --> 00:11:46,206 We can do that, too. 329 00:11:46,206 --> 00:11:49,175 You see, Sheldon gets a lot of perks at this university 330 00:11:49,175 --> 00:11:51,277 that could go away real fast. 331 00:11:51,277 --> 00:11:53,380 But I like my perks. 332 00:11:53,380 --> 00:11:55,415 How would you like to have a roommate or two 333 00:11:55,415 --> 00:11:57,830 in that dorm room of yours? 334 00:11:57,830 --> 00:11:58,952 Let's give her what she wants. 335 00:11:58,952 --> 00:12:01,254 Stay strong. 336 00:12:01,254 --> 00:12:03,957 Look, all I'm saying is you need us as much as we need you. 337 00:12:03,957 --> 00:12:05,959 Now, for example, we have 338 00:12:05,959 --> 00:12:08,940 a mainframe computer and you don't. 339 00:12:08,940 --> 00:12:11,965 Ha! No mainframe, no database. Who's toothless now? 340 00:12:11,965 --> 00:12:14,267 We can get our own mainframe. 341 00:12:14,267 --> 00:12:16,936 We can? They're really expensive. 342 00:12:16,936 --> 00:12:19,439 I'm trying to be ruthless. Work with me here. 343 00:12:19,439 --> 00:12:21,410 We can. 344 00:12:28,581 --> 00:12:31,151 Hey. I brought you a snack and some magazines. 345 00:12:31,151 --> 00:12:34,287 Oh, thanks, but I should probably finish this. 346 00:12:34,287 --> 00:12:36,122 Although I do know how it ends. 347 00:12:36,122 --> 00:12:39,392 With bodily fluids. Everywhere. 348 00:12:39,392 --> 00:12:41,428 And then a sweet little boy or girl. 349 00:12:41,428 --> 00:12:44,631 Oh, um, it's a girl. 350 00:12:44,631 --> 00:12:46,332 (gasps) Really? 351 00:12:46,332 --> 00:12:48,501 Yeah, Georgie didn't want to know so I haven't said. 352 00:12:48,501 --> 00:12:50,970 Well, that is wonderful! 353 00:12:50,970 --> 00:12:53,473 Oh, it'll be our little secret. 354 00:12:53,473 --> 00:12:56,643 MEEMAW: I already know! Don't go feeling like you're special. 355 00:12:56,643 --> 00:12:59,512 Do you mind? We're having a moment here. 356 00:13:00,480 --> 00:13:01,514 Carry on. 357 00:13:01,514 --> 00:13:03,683 (sighs) As you can see, 358 00:13:03,683 --> 00:13:05,452 the mother-daughter bond is strong. 359 00:13:05,452 --> 00:13:08,755 Well, compared to me and my mom, you two are magic. 360 00:13:08,755 --> 00:13:12,250 Well, we've had our ups and downs. 361 00:13:13,159 --> 00:13:16,162 She wasn't the easiest mom to grow up with. 362 00:13:16,162 --> 00:13:18,865 Sometimes I felt like I was kind of raising myself. 363 00:13:18,865 --> 00:13:22,469 But now we're practically best friends. 364 00:13:22,469 --> 00:13:25,472 Yeah, I don't think that's in the cards for me and my mom. 365 00:13:25,472 --> 00:13:29,342 I hear you whispering in there. Don't listen to her, Mandy. 366 00:13:29,342 --> 00:13:31,344 Dear Lord, I was just telling her 367 00:13:31,344 --> 00:13:33,546 how you and I are best friends! 368 00:13:33,546 --> 00:13:36,950 That's how you talk to your best friend? 369 00:13:37,951 --> 00:13:39,719 Everything working okay for you? 370 00:13:39,719 --> 00:13:43,189 I heard about you. You're that panty sniffer. 371 00:13:43,189 --> 00:13:45,792 No. No, no, no, there was no sniffing. 372 00:13:45,792 --> 00:13:47,227 Barbara, he doing it again. 373 00:13:49,195 --> 00:13:52,320 No. No. Uh, j... Oh, I give up. 374 00:13:52,320 --> 00:13:53,566 I'm totally into old movies. 375 00:13:53,566 --> 00:13:57,700 You know, Breakfast Club, Goonies, Pretty in Pink. 376 00:13:57,700 --> 00:13:59,239 Hey. How's it going? 377 00:13:59,239 --> 00:14:00,740 Fine. Bye. 378 00:14:00,740 --> 00:14:02,208 Not much going on at the Laundromat. 379 00:14:02,208 --> 00:14:03,410 Thought maybe I could lend you a hand. 380 00:14:03,410 --> 00:14:05,879 Nope, all good. Go check on Georgie. 381 00:14:05,879 --> 00:14:07,380 All right. 382 00:14:07,380 --> 00:14:10,917 So, you doing anything later? 383 00:14:10,917 --> 00:14:13,753 Yeah, she's going home with her father. 384 00:14:13,753 --> 00:14:15,221 Dad. 385 00:14:15,221 --> 00:14:17,223 I-I'm sorry, sir, I didn't know. 386 00:14:17,223 --> 00:14:19,159 Yeah, did you know that she's in the seventh grade? 387 00:14:19,159 --> 00:14:20,930 Dad! 388 00:14:20,930 --> 00:14:21,327 I thought she was older. 389 00:14:21,327 --> 00:14:22,896 Well, now you know. Beat it. 390 00:14:22,896 --> 00:14:24,364 Right. 391 00:14:25,532 --> 00:14:28,100 (door opens and closes) Are you happy? 392 00:14:28,100 --> 00:14:29,936 He is way too old for you. 393 00:14:29,936 --> 00:14:31,538 Have you seen you and Mom? 394 00:14:31,538 --> 00:14:34,740 Hey, your mother and I were high school sweethearts. 395 00:14:34,740 --> 00:14:37,177 Yeah, she was in high school. You were, like, 25. 396 00:14:37,177 --> 00:14:39,779 People looked older back then. 397 00:14:39,779 --> 00:14:41,448 (knocking) 398 00:14:41,448 --> 00:14:43,350 Hello? 399 00:14:43,350 --> 00:14:45,251 Yeah, I'm here to install some bunk beds. 400 00:14:45,251 --> 00:14:47,620 But I don't need bunk beds. I'm just one person. 401 00:14:47,620 --> 00:14:50,223 All I know is they're turning this room into a triple. 402 00:14:50,223 --> 00:14:51,624 Triple? 403 00:14:51,624 --> 00:14:54,361 This is getting serious. They're playing hardball. 404 00:14:54,361 --> 00:14:56,229 And hardball is just one more type of ball I'm bad at. 405 00:14:56,229 --> 00:14:57,263 GARY: Okay, just 406 00:14:57,263 --> 00:14:58,465 calm down. I'm sure 407 00:14:58,465 --> 00:14:59,866 I can find us a used mainframe. 408 00:14:59,866 --> 00:15:01,601 Where? How? From whom? 409 00:15:01,601 --> 00:15:04,700 I don't know, but Jupiter just entered Sagittarius, 410 00:15:04,700 --> 00:15:05,572 so I have a good feeling. 411 00:15:05,572 --> 00:15:08,410 You're not filling me with confidence, Gary. 412 00:15:08,410 --> 00:15:10,977 Ah, teenagers. Always so angsty. 413 00:15:10,977 --> 00:15:12,746 I love it. 414 00:15:13,747 --> 00:15:15,382 (sighs) 415 00:15:28,461 --> 00:15:29,829 Hey, Mom, it's me. 416 00:15:30,830 --> 00:15:33,466 No, nothing's wrong. I was just calling to talk. 417 00:15:35,969 --> 00:15:37,337 No, I am not calling 418 00:15:37,337 --> 00:15:39,172 to apologize. 419 00:15:39,172 --> 00:15:41,574 No, I don't need any money. 420 00:15:41,574 --> 00:15:43,309 No, I don't need anything from you. 421 00:15:43,309 --> 00:15:45,111 You know what? This was a mistake. 422 00:15:45,111 --> 00:15:46,913 Yeah, goodbye. 423 00:15:53,853 --> 00:15:55,522 Hi. Welcome to Video Village. 424 00:15:55,522 --> 00:15:58,124 I'm Missy, I'm in seventh grade, and that's my father. 425 00:15:58,124 --> 00:15:59,693 Uh, hi. 426 00:15:59,693 --> 00:16:01,528 I'm Carl, 427 00:16:01,528 --> 00:16:04,597 I'm 31, and my dad is dead. 428 00:16:04,597 --> 00:16:06,966 Yeah, I'm sorry about her. 429 00:16:06,966 --> 00:16:09,102 And your dad. 430 00:16:09,102 --> 00:16:11,171 What are you doing? 431 00:16:11,171 --> 00:16:13,273 Saving you the trouble of embarrassing me. 432 00:16:13,273 --> 00:16:16,476 Look, it's not easy seeing you talk to guys. 433 00:16:16,476 --> 00:16:18,645 Especially older guys. 434 00:16:18,645 --> 00:16:20,313 You want to know what's not easy? 435 00:16:20,313 --> 00:16:21,881 Hearing from Billy Sparks about you and his mother 436 00:16:21,881 --> 00:16:23,316 hanging out in their chicken coop. 437 00:16:24,684 --> 00:16:26,319 What? 438 00:16:26,319 --> 00:16:28,688 He said he saw y'all leaving there the other day. 439 00:16:28,688 --> 00:16:31,658 (snorts) We were talking chickens. 440 00:16:31,658 --> 00:16:33,960 And he said it wasn't the first time. 441 00:16:34,961 --> 00:16:36,696 They got a lot of chickens. 442 00:16:36,696 --> 00:16:38,231 (sighs) 443 00:16:38,231 --> 00:16:40,133 And now there's bunk beds in my room? 444 00:16:40,133 --> 00:16:42,402 It's like summer camp. Two words I loathe. 445 00:16:42,402 --> 00:16:46,720 Sometimes roommates can become lifelong friends. 446 00:16:46,720 --> 00:16:48,308 I still exchange letters with my roommate 447 00:16:48,308 --> 00:16:49,843 from the mental hospital. 448 00:16:49,843 --> 00:16:52,780 They're written in a language he made up, 449 00:16:52,780 --> 00:16:54,814 but it's nice to know he cares. 450 00:16:54,814 --> 00:16:58,151 I have a delivery for Sheldon Cooper. 451 00:16:58,151 --> 00:16:59,219 That's me. What is it? 452 00:16:59,219 --> 00:17:01,154 A computer mainframe. 453 00:17:01,154 --> 00:17:02,489 He got one. 454 00:17:03,223 --> 00:17:05,658 I just need to tell the guys where to put it. 455 00:17:05,658 --> 00:17:09,229 Well, I suppose it could go in here. 456 00:17:09,229 --> 00:17:12,699 Or I think I have a solution to my roommate problem. 457 00:17:12,699 --> 00:17:14,834 I can't have roommates if my dorm has no room 458 00:17:14,834 --> 00:17:16,690 for those mates. 459 00:17:16,690 --> 00:17:18,710 Right this way. 460 00:17:31,117 --> 00:17:34,870 So, you know, me and Brenda are just friends. 461 00:17:34,870 --> 00:17:35,755 She's been going through a rough patch 462 00:17:35,755 --> 00:17:37,624 and just needed someone to talk to. 463 00:17:37,624 --> 00:17:40,930 Okay. 464 00:17:40,930 --> 00:17:41,528 Good. 465 00:17:42,696 --> 00:17:44,964 Why'd you say it was about chickens? 466 00:17:47,267 --> 00:17:50,870 Because it's Brenda's personal business, 467 00:17:50,870 --> 00:17:53,873 and-and just trying to be a good neighbor. 468 00:17:55,475 --> 00:17:57,777 And she don't want Billy to worry, 469 00:17:57,777 --> 00:18:00,480 so we used the chicken coop. 470 00:18:00,480 --> 00:18:02,482 Which all makes sense, right? 471 00:18:02,482 --> 00:18:04,117 I guess. 472 00:18:04,117 --> 00:18:05,618 Good. 473 00:18:09,155 --> 00:18:11,791 I'm glad we can talk about these things. 474 00:18:11,791 --> 00:18:13,760 Me too. 475 00:18:13,760 --> 00:18:16,596 Someday we'll talk about Mom and Pastor Rob. 476 00:18:17,964 --> 00:18:19,899 (door opens) 477 00:18:21,634 --> 00:18:24,637 Excuse me, are you Mrs. McAllister? 478 00:18:24,637 --> 00:18:26,473 I am. Can I help you? 479 00:18:26,473 --> 00:18:29,576 I'm Mary Cooper. Georgie's mom. 480 00:18:30,977 --> 00:18:33,279 Oh. Hello. 481 00:18:33,279 --> 00:18:36,683 I don't know what's going on between you and your daughter, 482 00:18:36,683 --> 00:18:39,285 but you need to get over it. 483 00:18:39,285 --> 00:18:42,756 She is scared, she is pregnant, and she needs her mother. 484 00:18:43,757 --> 00:18:45,959 I'm getting parenting advice from a woman 485 00:18:45,959 --> 00:18:48,828 whose 17-year-old son got my daughter pregnant? 486 00:18:48,828 --> 00:18:50,296 Yes, you are. 487 00:18:50,296 --> 00:18:51,798 Georgie made a mistake, 488 00:18:51,798 --> 00:18:53,933 but I did not cut him out of my life. 489 00:18:53,933 --> 00:18:55,468 You don't know... 490 00:18:55,468 --> 00:18:56,636 I don't care. 491 00:18:56,636 --> 00:18:59,205 You are her parent. Act like it. 492 00:18:59,205 --> 00:19:02,475 So, grow up, call your daughter and make it right. 493 00:19:02,475 --> 00:19:03,476 Now! 494 00:19:03,476 --> 00:19:04,878 Well, I need... 495 00:19:04,878 --> 00:19:05,979 I said now. 496 00:19:07,547 --> 00:19:09,816 I was gonna say 497 00:19:09,816 --> 00:19:12,118 I need the phone number. 498 00:19:13,687 --> 00:19:15,655 Okay. 499 00:19:15,655 --> 00:19:17,230 Do you have a pen? 500 00:19:23,396 --> 00:19:24,731 All right. 501 00:19:24,731 --> 00:19:26,132 Plug it in. 502 00:19:26,132 --> 00:19:27,200 (knocking) 503 00:19:27,200 --> 00:19:28,234 Huh? 504 00:19:29,202 --> 00:19:30,570 Hello. 505 00:19:30,570 --> 00:19:31,738 (sighs) 506 00:19:31,738 --> 00:19:33,573 Unbelievable. 507 00:19:33,573 --> 00:19:34,974 President Hagemeyer, have you come to meet my new roommate, 508 00:19:34,974 --> 00:19:36,576 VAX 6000? 509 00:19:36,576 --> 00:19:39,120 Sheldon, you can't have a mainframe in your dorm. 510 00:19:39,120 --> 00:19:40,380 Actually, there's no rule against it. 511 00:19:40,380 --> 00:19:42,649 I can't have a candle, a microwave, 512 00:19:42,649 --> 00:19:45,485 a hot plate, a coffee maker, a toaster or a waterbed. 513 00:19:45,485 --> 00:19:46,853 But there's nothing against a mainframe. 514 00:19:46,853 --> 00:19:49,155 Well, I'm the president of the university 515 00:19:49,155 --> 00:19:51,240 and I'm telling you you can't. 516 00:19:51,240 --> 00:19:54,227 You're just trying to sabotage our project 517 00:19:54,227 --> 00:19:57,300 because you know we're gonna beat you to market. 518 00:19:57,300 --> 00:19:58,765 Sheldon, plug it in. 519 00:20:13,380 --> 00:20:15,515 SHELDON: There really should be a rule against this.