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Previously on Young Sheldon...

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(chuckles) Well, I will
watch this and let you know.

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She was totally hitting on you.

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All she did was rent a movie.

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Yeah, and then she laughed
and she touched your arm.

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That's textbook flirting.
I wasn't trying to.

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All I'm saying is
you're not tied down.

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I'm getting parenting advice
from a woman

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whose 17-year-old son
got my daughter pregnant.

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Grow up, call your daughter,
and make it right.

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Now.

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Well, I need...
I said now.

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I was gonna say

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I need the phone number.

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Do you have a pen?

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ADULT SHELDON:
Every culture has its own
traditions to celebrate

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important life events:

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bar mitzvahs,

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quinceañeras,

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baby's first Comic-Con.

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My favorites are funeral
and baby shower.

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They're the only two
thrown in your honor

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you're not expected to attend.

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(whispers):
Love it.

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Oh, and after we do gifts,

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we could take pictures
holding Mandy's belly.

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(scoffs) No.

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Okay.

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Here's one.

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We can fill baby bottles
with juice

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and see who can
drink it the fastest.

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Don't go drinking
out of my bottle.
Why?

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'Cause it ain't
gonna be juice.

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When is this thing
anyways?

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Sunday.

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Oh, shoot.

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I got a date with Amber.
I got to cancel.

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You ain't invited.

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But I'm the dad.

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No boys allowed.
Southern Living says so.

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Who is Amber?
A girl I'm seeing.

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Does Mandy know?

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Know what?
Oh, nothing.

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It was actually
her idea.

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What, Amber?
Oh, yeah, I know.

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She's divorced.
What?

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Don't worry, she ain't old.

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It's just she got married
too young.

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Okay. Uh...

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So, Mandy,

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have you given any thought

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to which friends or family
you want to invite?

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Well, given the circumstances,

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I'm thinking maybe
we keep it small.

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'Cause your friends
don't know about this?

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They don't know about this.
They don't know about that.

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They don't know about any of it.

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Can I invite your mom?

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Um...

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That's a no.

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Well... (sighs)
we would love to have her,

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but it's totally up to you.

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(sighs)

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Fine.

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Great.

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Is it great?

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♪ Nobody else
is stronger than I am ♪

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♪ Yesterday I moved a mountain ♪

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♪ I bet I could be your hero ♪

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♪ I am a mighty little man ♪

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♪ I am a mighty little man. ♪

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Oh, I thought of another
game we could play.

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First, you melt chocolate
in a diaper...
Keep thinking.

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We're coming up
with games to play?

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Because I have a good one:
intelligent animal technology.

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For example,
if rhinoceroses

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were intelligent,
how would they type?

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This is for Mandy's baby shower.

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Oh. I don't want to go to that.

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(chuckles) Thankfully,
it's for ladies only.

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Yeah, even if
you're the father.

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Why do you want to go?

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Well, I'm gonna be at the birth,
but I can't go to the party?

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How do you know she
wants you at the birth?

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Who's gonna catch the baby?

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GEORGE SR.: You may not
want to be there.

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It's a rough one.

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George.

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Oh, you're right, dear.

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It's a beautiful event
which I will never forget.

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Wait, you said it was beautiful

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and then made a face
to imply that it wasn't.

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So, which is it?

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Oh, my God, Sheldon,
it's disgusting.

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He could've just said that.

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Pretty good game Sunday,

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if you want to watch
with me instead.
All right.

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You should invite Mandy's dad
and brother to join you.

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It might be awkward.
Don't really know them.

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That's how
you get to know them.

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Yeah, yeah.

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Wait, I don't have to watch
football, do I?

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No.
Please don't.

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Sweet.

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Hi, Jim.

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Hey, Mary.
Good to see you.

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You looking
for some tires?

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Actually, I'm looking
for your wife.

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Oh.

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You're not gonna yell
at her again, are you?

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No, no.

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Okay, you sure about that?

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'Cause I wouldn't mind
seeing it.

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(sighs) I just wanted
to drop off an invitation

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to Mandy's baby shower.

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Oh. Well, that's-that's
real kind of you.

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And George is hoping
that you'll come over

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and watch the game
with him and Georgie.

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Huh. Well, that
sounds like fun.

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And your son is welcome, too.

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All right, well, you know,
Connor ain't all that much

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into football or baseball.
(chuckles)

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Or, shoot,
anything with a ball, really.

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Well, if you do come,

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I know that George
is making brisket.

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(slaps counter)
Brisket and football? (chuckles)

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Well, you drive a hard bargain.
(chuckling)

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Hello, Mary.

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Hi.

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All right, well,
I'm gonna go help, uh...

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somebody.

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I want to apologize

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for getting off
on the wrong foot last time.

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Oh. You mean when you called me
a terrible mother?

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The important thing is
you and Mandy are talking again.

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Mm-hmm.

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Anyway, I just
wanted to drop off

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this invitation
to her, uh, baby shower.

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Thank you for including me.

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Of course.

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(sighs)

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You'd think her own mother
would know

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she was having a girl.

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Well, Georgie wants it
to be a surprise,

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so she's barely told anyone.

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She told you.

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Barely.

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Um...

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you know what'd be great is

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if you could come
and help us plan it.

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I'd like that.
Thank you very much.

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Then it's settled.

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All right, please, uh,
say goodbye to your husband.

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Well, you can
tell him yourself.

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He's hiding behind
that stack of tires.

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Bye. (chuckles)

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(knock on door)
It's open.

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Hello.
(groans)

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I was wondering

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if I could have access
to the lab on Sunday.

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I'm not here on Sunday.
Where will you be?

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If I tell you that,
you might go there.

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Well, I told you
where I'll be: the lab.

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How about this?
Here's the key. Go nuts.

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But I'm a minor.
I require adult supervision.

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I won't tell anyone.

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I will. I'm quite the tattler.

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Then you'll have to wait
till Monday.

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But I'm trying to get
out of the house on Sunday.

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Why?
The father and
the brother of the woman

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my brother impregnated
are coming over to watch sports

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with my brother and my father.

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So you're trying to avoid
a male bonding experience?

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At all cost.

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You know, son, as scientists,

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we're often teamed with
people that we don't know.

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The ability to bond
and build relationships,

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that's-that's
an essential skill.

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So you're suggesting
I use this gathering

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as an opportunity
to better those skills?

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Exactly.

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Very well. I'll give it a go.

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Great.
Would you like to join us?

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I can't.
Why? Where will you be?

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So, I was thinking we could do
something sweet and simple,

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like a garden party.

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Oh, that sounds good.

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I know Mandy doesn't like
to make a big fuss.

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Since when?

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That girl has always wanted
to be the center of attention.

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Oh, well, I guess
you would know. (chuckles)

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And garden party sounds lovely,

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but maybe we could do something
a little more fun.

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Like princess

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or "around the world"--
you know, all the places

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she was gonna go,
but now she can't

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'cause she ruined her life.

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I like princess.

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Oh, great.
I know this wonderful bakery

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that makes a cake that looks
just like a fairy-tale castle.

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I was gonna make
my German chocolate cake.

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She's having a girl,
not starting World War II.

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Castle cake it is.

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Yay.

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Hello.

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Ugh, nerd movies
are over there.

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No, I need to bond
with Mandy's father and brother,

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so I'm looking for movies
they might've seen,

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so that we can engage in
some testosterone-rich banter.

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Okay, I can
help you.

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A lot of dudes have
been renting this.

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"Bingo.

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He's every family's
best friend."

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Are you tricking me?

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No.

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Glad I asked.
Ring me up.

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That was fun. Thanks.

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That was fun. Thanks.

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(chuckles) Are we still on
for Sunday?

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(sighs) Sorry, can't.
Mandy's having a baby shower.

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You're going to that?

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No, but I promised I'd hang out
with her dad and brother, so...

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Is it weird to talk
about this stuff?

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Would it be weird if
I talked about my ex-husband?

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Depends.
What would you say?

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(sighs) I don't know.

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Maybe that he's six-four,
weighs about 240 pounds,

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got a short fuse.

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Yeah, I don't want to hear that.

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Well, I'm fine if you want
to talk about your situation.

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Oh, great,
'cause I need some advice.

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So, should I get Mandy
a present?

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You mean, like a baby gift?

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Or for her. You know, like,
"Thanks for making the effort"?

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(scoffs) I don't think I would
engrave that on anything,

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but... could be sweet.

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Cool.

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You were just playing about
your ex being that big, right?

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But the divorce was a mutual
thing? He wanted it, too?

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He ain't in there, is he?
(laughs)

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Hey.

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I hate that woman.

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Your mother? Eh, she ain't
gonna live forever.

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Mandy's mom.

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Oh. Yeah, that one
we're stuck with for a while.

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I extended an olive branch

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to make her feel
part of the baby shower,

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and then she just took over
the whole dang thing.

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All right, I'll run her over
with my truck.

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I'm not ready
to laugh yet, George.

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When you are ready to laugh,

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I have got the
movie for you.

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Bingo. It's for men,

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but I think you'll get it.

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(barking)

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Anybody home?

257
00:09:52,192 --> 00:09:53,526
Hey.

258
00:09:53,526 --> 00:09:55,280
What's with all the pink?

259
00:09:55,280 --> 00:09:56,996
Uh, it's 'cause...

260
00:09:56,996 --> 00:09:59,132
it's my party, and I'm a girl.

261
00:09:59,132 --> 00:10:00,533
Makes sense.

262
00:10:00,533 --> 00:10:03,536
So, uh, what are
you doing here?

263
00:10:03,536 --> 00:10:05,372
You know you're not invited
to the shower, right?

264
00:10:05,372 --> 00:10:07,540
I know. It's just,
everybody's bringing presents

265
00:10:07,540 --> 00:10:10,810
for the baby today, so
I wanted to bring one for you.

266
00:10:10,810 --> 00:10:13,460
Georgie, thank you.

267
00:10:13,460 --> 00:10:14,381
Open it.

268
00:10:14,381 --> 00:10:15,982
Okay.

269
00:10:17,170 --> 00:10:19,786
Sorry for the Christmas paper.
That's all we had.

270
00:10:25,291 --> 00:10:26,626
It's beautiful.

271
00:10:26,626 --> 00:10:27,861
Look inside.

272
00:10:30,964 --> 00:10:32,832
What am I looking at here?

273
00:10:32,832 --> 00:10:35,168
It's the sonogram
of our little girl.

274
00:10:37,737 --> 00:10:39,172
I'm not an idiot.
(chuckles)

275
00:10:40,730 --> 00:10:41,908
(sighs)

276
00:10:41,908 --> 00:10:43,910
That is the sweetest thing
I've ever seen.

277
00:10:43,910 --> 00:10:46,913
I-I... I love it.

278
00:10:46,913 --> 00:10:48,515
Good. It was actually
Amber's idea.

279
00:10:51,840 --> 00:10:52,419
Oh.

280
00:10:54,387 --> 00:10:56,990
Well, that's very thoughtful.
Thank you.

281
00:10:56,990 --> 00:10:59,325
And thank her.

282
00:10:59,325 --> 00:11:01,940
I will.

283
00:11:01,940 --> 00:11:02,595
All right, well,
I'll let you get back

284
00:11:02,595 --> 00:11:04,931
to your party. Okay.

285
00:11:08,101 --> 00:11:10,103
You look great, by the way.

286
00:11:10,103 --> 00:11:12,372
(sighs)

287
00:11:16,343 --> 00:11:17,577
(door closes)

288
00:11:20,680 --> 00:11:22,820
(knock on door)

289
00:11:24,184 --> 00:11:25,185
Hey, Jim.

290
00:11:25,285 --> 00:11:27,870
Good to see you again.
Hey, come on in.

291
00:11:27,870 --> 00:11:29,356
Yeah. Thanks for having us.
This here is Connor.

292
00:11:29,356 --> 00:11:32,920
Hey, Connor.
Good to see you. Hey.

293
00:11:32,920 --> 00:11:34,194
Good to see you again,
Mr. McAllister.

294
00:11:34,194 --> 00:11:35,328
Georgie.

295
00:11:36,129 --> 00:11:37,630
Oh, you got some paint on you.

296
00:11:37,630 --> 00:11:38,932
Been doing some work
around the house?

297
00:11:38,932 --> 00:11:40,500
(stifled chuckle) No.

298
00:11:40,500 --> 00:11:42,302
I'm a painter.

299
00:11:42,302 --> 00:11:44,637
Yeah, yeah,
he's always in his room

300
00:11:44,637 --> 00:11:47,340
painting stuff, until
you ask him to paint the garage.

301
00:11:47,340 --> 00:11:48,341
(both laugh)

302
00:11:48,341 --> 00:11:49,843
You're hilarious.

303
00:11:49,843 --> 00:11:51,845
All right, sorry.
Uh... (clears throat)

304
00:11:51,845 --> 00:11:53,646
He's an artist. Cool.

305
00:11:53,646 --> 00:11:56,950
Like, the, uh... the guy on TV
that paints the clouds.

306
00:11:56,950 --> 00:12:00,620
Uh, my stuff is
a little more, uh, abstract.

307
00:12:00,620 --> 00:12:01,955
Oh, sure.

308
00:12:01,955 --> 00:12:03,556
That means
it doesn't look like stuff.

309
00:12:03,556 --> 00:12:05,358
(chuckles) I hope
you're a starving artist

310
00:12:05,358 --> 00:12:06,826
'cause I got a brisket

311
00:12:06,826 --> 00:12:08,962
on the smoker out there
with your name on it.

312
00:12:08,962 --> 00:12:11,164
Connor, uh, is also, uh,

313
00:12:11,164 --> 00:12:13,333
a-a vegetarian.

314
00:12:13,333 --> 00:12:15,702
(stammers) No problem.

315
00:12:15,702 --> 00:12:17,671
We got beans.
That's a vegetable.

316
00:12:17,671 --> 00:12:19,239
Right? (chuckles)
Come on.

317
00:12:29,816 --> 00:12:31,518
This cake is amazing.

318
00:12:31,518 --> 00:12:33,987
To look at, sure.

319
00:12:33,987 --> 00:12:35,655
I prefer cakes for eating.

320
00:12:35,655 --> 00:12:38,580
What's your problem?

321
00:12:39,325 --> 00:12:41,861
So, Audrey, is this
your first grandkid?

322
00:12:41,861 --> 00:12:42,996
Yep.

323
00:12:42,996 --> 00:12:44,364
You must be excited.

324
00:12:44,364 --> 00:12:45,899
Sure.

325
00:12:47,534 --> 00:12:50,270
Can't say I'm thrilled
with the circumstances, but...

326
00:12:50,270 --> 00:12:52,739
Amanda's always
done things her way.

327
00:12:52,739 --> 00:12:54,607
I have a lot
of grandkids.

328
00:12:54,607 --> 00:12:57,444
At some point, you just
stop caring how they got here.

329
00:12:59,713 --> 00:13:01,448
I'm gonna get some punch.
It's nonalcoholic.

330
00:13:01,448 --> 00:13:02,582
Oh.

331
00:13:06,519 --> 00:13:07,520
You coming down?

332
00:13:07,520 --> 00:13:09,255
In a sec.

333
00:13:09,255 --> 00:13:11,758
You're not missing much.
It's real awkward down there.

334
00:13:11,758 --> 00:13:13,593
(chuckles)

335
00:13:14,894 --> 00:13:15,929
Something wrong?

336
00:13:15,929 --> 00:13:17,263
No.

337
00:13:17,263 --> 00:13:19,199
Is it your mom?

338
00:13:19,199 --> 00:13:20,867
'Cause something's
definitely wrong with mine.

339
00:13:20,867 --> 00:13:22,435
No, she's fine.

340
00:13:22,435 --> 00:13:26,106
Well, she's a nightmare,
but, uh, that's not it.

341
00:13:26,106 --> 00:13:27,407
Pretty.

342
00:13:27,407 --> 00:13:30,310
Yeah, Georgie
got it for me.

343
00:13:30,310 --> 00:13:32,879
There's a sonogram
of our baby inside.

344
00:13:32,879 --> 00:13:34,714
Good for Georgie.

345
00:13:34,714 --> 00:13:37,584
Yeah.

346
00:13:37,584 --> 00:13:39,619
Good for Georgie.

347
00:13:40,920 --> 00:13:42,655
I got to tell you,

348
00:13:42,655 --> 00:13:45,392
I think the Cowboys are gonna
take it all the way this year.

349
00:13:46,393 --> 00:13:48,940
Not really
into football.

350
00:13:48,940 --> 00:13:49,329
Seriously?

351
00:13:51,631 --> 00:13:54,267
That's cool. You like cars?

352
00:13:54,267 --> 00:13:56,136
Not really.

353
00:13:57,237 --> 00:13:58,505
Music?

354
00:13:58,505 --> 00:13:59,906
Yeah.

355
00:13:59,906 --> 00:14:01,274
Great. Who do you like?

356
00:14:01,274 --> 00:14:03,510
The Smiths.

357
00:14:03,510 --> 00:14:05,780
I don't know them.

358
00:14:05,780 --> 00:14:06,279
Guns N' Roses?

359
00:14:06,279 --> 00:14:09,149
(scoffs)
Corporate rock sellouts.

360
00:14:09,149 --> 00:14:11,518
Yeah, well,
sellouts who kick ***, so...

361
00:14:11,518 --> 00:14:13,253
Hello.

362
00:14:13,253 --> 00:14:15,488
Sheldon, this is
Mandy's brother, Connor.

363
00:14:16,322 --> 00:14:18,625
Are you watching the game?
Because I heard the Cowboys are

364
00:14:18,625 --> 00:14:20,260
going to go all
the way this year.

365
00:14:20,260 --> 00:14:22,262
It's okay.
He don't watch football either.

366
00:14:22,262 --> 00:14:25,799
Great. I learned who Troy Aikman
is for nothing.

367
00:14:27,330 --> 00:14:29,769
GEORGE SR.:
So, Connor seems like
a good kid.

368
00:14:29,769 --> 00:14:32,138
Oh, yeah, yeah, he's a good kid.

369
00:14:32,138 --> 00:14:33,473
From another planet.

370
00:14:33,473 --> 00:14:35,508
Oh, I got one of those.

371
00:14:35,508 --> 00:14:36,843
Georgie's little brother.

372
00:14:36,843 --> 00:14:38,945
Is he a 22-year-old
art school graduate

373
00:14:38,945 --> 00:14:40,980
with no prospects of ever
holding down a real job?

374
00:14:40,980 --> 00:14:43,550
(chuckles) Actually,
he's a science genius

375
00:14:43,550 --> 00:14:46,319
who started college
when he was 11.

376
00:14:48,210 --> 00:14:49,856
Let's just talk
about the brisket. Mm.

377
00:14:49,856 --> 00:14:51,691
All right, Missy, you're first.

378
00:14:51,691 --> 00:14:53,560
How much do you think
the baby's gonna weigh?

379
00:14:53,560 --> 00:14:55,795
Uh, I'm gonna say...

380
00:14:55,795 --> 00:14:57,300
Hmm.

381
00:14:57,300 --> 00:14:58,631
18 pounds.

382
00:14:58,631 --> 00:15:00,400
(laughs)
Ooh, ouch.

383
00:15:00,400 --> 00:15:02,535
Too much?
Too much.

384
00:15:02,535 --> 00:15:04,871
But then again,
Georgie was a big'un.

385
00:15:04,871 --> 00:15:06,840
How big?

386
00:15:06,840 --> 00:15:08,174
Almost ten pounds.

387
00:15:08,174 --> 00:15:09,509
Ten pounds?

388
00:15:09,509 --> 00:15:12,450
She walked like a cowboy
for months.

389
00:15:12,450 --> 00:15:13,313
(laughs)

390
00:15:13,313 --> 00:15:16,149
Both my children
were normal weight.

391
00:15:16,149 --> 00:15:18,418
Well, good job.

392
00:15:18,418 --> 00:15:20,530
MEEMAW:
My turn.

393
00:15:20,530 --> 00:15:22,722
Mm-kay, the belly button's
still got a little give.

394
00:15:24,424 --> 00:15:26,159
So, I'm gonna say...

395
00:15:26,159 --> 00:15:29,229
a quick and easy
six pounds, two ounces

396
00:15:29,229 --> 00:15:31,498
gonna slide
right out of there.

397
00:15:31,498 --> 00:15:33,600
(chuckling)
(sighs) I love you.

398
00:15:35,168 --> 00:15:38,204
So, Connor, what was
your sister like as a kid?

399
00:15:38,204 --> 00:15:41,775
Um... we really
didn't get along.

400
00:15:41,775 --> 00:15:43,443
Mm.
Yeah, she was older

401
00:15:43,443 --> 00:15:45,178
and loved
picking on me.

402
00:15:45,178 --> 00:15:47,130
The same thing with
me and Georgie.

403
00:15:47,130 --> 00:15:50,183
Once, she replaced my toothpaste
with a tube of hemorrhoid cream.

404
00:15:50,183 --> 00:15:51,584
(laughs)

405
00:15:51,584 --> 00:15:52,952
Remember when I used to
sit on your head

406
00:15:52,952 --> 00:15:54,254
when you'd watch Star Trek?

407
00:15:54,254 --> 00:15:55,789
I do.

408
00:15:55,789 --> 00:15:57,424
Guess what I did
when they'd fire their phasers.

409
00:15:57,424 --> 00:15:58,925
You don't need
to say it.

410
00:15:58,925 --> 00:16:00,860
I farted.

411
00:16:00,860 --> 00:16:02,395
(George Jr. laughs)

412
00:16:02,395 --> 00:16:03,630
Hilarious.

413
00:16:04,864 --> 00:16:06,266
MANDY:
Okay.

414
00:16:06,266 --> 00:16:08,468
(gasps) Oh, a nursing bra.

415
00:16:09,869 --> 00:16:13,606
"Includes removable pads
to prevent leakage."

416
00:16:13,606 --> 00:16:15,208
Wow.

417
00:16:15,208 --> 00:16:17,877
Thanks.
That's... really thoughtful.

418
00:16:17,877 --> 00:16:19,546
Mine dripped like a faucet.

419
00:16:19,546 --> 00:16:21,581
Wait, I have a question.
Please ask it later.

420
00:16:21,581 --> 00:16:23,650
All right,
next present.

421
00:16:23,650 --> 00:16:24,718
Okay.

422
00:16:24,718 --> 00:16:25,952
That one's from me.

423
00:16:27,454 --> 00:16:29,789
(whispers):
What leaks? The boob?
Later.

424
00:16:34,494 --> 00:16:35,962
(chuckles) What's this?

425
00:16:35,962 --> 00:16:38,431
We set up a nursery
in the guest room.

426
00:16:38,431 --> 00:16:40,660
You can move
back in.

427
00:16:40,660 --> 00:16:42,469
Can we not talk
about this now?

428
00:16:42,469 --> 00:16:45,572
What's the problem?
You're gonna need help.

429
00:16:45,572 --> 00:16:48,241
Who do you think's been
helping her this whole time?

430
00:16:48,241 --> 00:16:51,277
And I appreciate it,
but you're not her family.

431
00:16:51,277 --> 00:16:52,679
We're that baby's family.

432
00:16:52,679 --> 00:16:54,614
Georgie's right across
the street.

433
00:16:54,614 --> 00:16:58,251
Oh, yes, I'm sure a teenage boy
is gonna be a lot of help.

434
00:16:58,251 --> 00:16:59,586
(laughs)

435
00:16:59,586 --> 00:17:01,210
You don't know
what you're talking about.

436
00:17:01,210 --> 00:17:04,457
Georgie has been there
for me the whole time,

437
00:17:04,457 --> 00:17:06,126
and you come in
at the last minute

438
00:17:06,126 --> 00:17:08,261
with a store-bought
castle cake,

439
00:17:08,261 --> 00:17:10,430
and-and you think that's
gonna make up for everything?

440
00:17:10,430 --> 00:17:13,800
Okay, I can see you're
a little emotional.

441
00:17:13,800 --> 00:17:15,602
Yeah, I am a little
emotional right now,

442
00:17:15,602 --> 00:17:17,203
and you being here
isn't helping.

443
00:17:18,505 --> 00:17:20,707
You do not get
to bad-mouth Georgie.

444
00:17:22,509 --> 00:17:25,512
He's gonna be a better parent
than you ever were.

445
00:17:26,413 --> 00:17:27,447
Damn.

446
00:17:27,447 --> 00:17:30,160
Now, if someone would help me
up, I would like to storm out.

447
00:17:31,885 --> 00:17:33,553
Thank you.

448
00:17:35,889 --> 00:17:37,457
So, who wants cake?

449
00:17:37,457 --> 00:17:40,126
MAN:
Bingo, it's a subpoena.

450
00:17:40,126 --> 00:17:42,662
How's a dog supposed
to read a subpoena?

451
00:17:42,662 --> 00:17:44,998
Look how gritty
this is.

452
00:17:44,998 --> 00:17:47,330
Frank Miller really brought
a whole new aesthetic

453
00:17:47,330 --> 00:17:48,702
to comic books.

454
00:17:48,702 --> 00:17:51,137
Hmm. I've never really
thought of it that way.

455
00:17:51,137 --> 00:17:53,206
ADULT SHELDON:
I was doing it. I was bonding.

456
00:17:53,206 --> 00:17:54,708
Now, would you please
put it back in the bag?

457
00:17:54,708 --> 00:17:56,209
Oh. Sure.

458
00:17:56,209 --> 00:17:57,744
ADULT SHELDON:
And I was great at it.

459
00:17:59,746 --> 00:18:02,982
(laughs) 14 hours
of smoke and love.

460
00:18:02,982 --> 00:18:04,484
Trying not to drool.

461
00:18:04,484 --> 00:18:07,487
Jim, Connor,
we're leaving!

462
00:18:07,887 --> 00:18:10,323
All right, hon,
but the brisket...
AUDREY: Now!

463
00:18:10,724 --> 00:18:12,580
I'll make you
a doggy bag.

464
00:18:12,580 --> 00:18:13,860
AUDREY:
Jim.

465
00:18:16,996 --> 00:18:18,980
Poor ******.