1 00:00:00,500 --> 00:00:02,168 Previously on Young Sheldon... 2 00:00:02,168 --> 00:00:04,371 Why are you talking to my husband 3 00:00:04,371 --> 00:00:05,372 about your love life? 4 00:00:05,672 --> 00:00:06,573 You know, Mary, 5 00:00:06,573 --> 00:00:08,740 you might want to be careful 6 00:00:08,740 --> 00:00:09,442 about throwing stones, 7 00:00:09,442 --> 00:00:10,744 'cause I've seen your glass house. 8 00:00:10,744 --> 00:00:12,679 Hey, it's Missy. I stole my dad's truck, 9 00:00:12,679 --> 00:00:14,347 I'm running away. Want to come? 10 00:00:14,347 --> 00:00:15,615 Come and get me. 11 00:00:15,615 --> 00:00:17,884 All right, your parents are on their way. 12 00:00:17,884 --> 00:00:18,918 Are they mad? 13 00:00:18,918 --> 00:00:20,353 If my daughter stole my car 14 00:00:20,353 --> 00:00:21,755 and ran away, I'd be mad. 15 00:00:21,755 --> 00:00:23,390 You may never drive again. 16 00:00:23,390 --> 00:00:25,625 And you are not hanging out with Paige anymore. 17 00:00:25,625 --> 00:00:27,694 I liked it better when you two weren't talking. 18 00:00:27,694 --> 00:00:29,763 If you're feeling ignored, don't worry. 19 00:00:29,763 --> 00:00:30,964 We're gonna be laser-focused 20 00:00:30,964 --> 00:00:32,399 on you from now on. 21 00:00:32,399 --> 00:00:33,433 (sighs) 22 00:00:34,901 --> 00:00:36,903 ♪ The stars at night ♪ 23 00:00:36,903 --> 00:00:39,139 ♪ Are big and bright ♪ 24 00:00:39,906 --> 00:00:42,642 ♪ Deep in the heart of Texas ♪ 25 00:00:42,642 --> 00:00:44,577 ♪ The prairie sky ♪ 26 00:00:44,577 --> 00:00:47,800 ♪ Is wide and high ♪ 27 00:00:47,981 --> 00:00:50,250 ♪ Deep in the heart of Texas. ♪ 28 00:00:50,250 --> 00:00:52,752 Remember, it's always four claps. 29 00:00:52,752 --> 00:00:55,355 Never three, always four. (cooing) 30 00:00:55,355 --> 00:00:57,357 You know who claps three times? 31 00:00:57,357 --> 00:00:58,525 Yankees. 32 00:00:58,525 --> 00:01:01,194 And as Texans, we always remember the Alamo. 33 00:01:01,194 --> 00:01:02,762 Otherwise, we might as well 34 00:01:02,762 --> 00:01:05,598 just live in Oklahoma. Blech. 35 00:01:05,598 --> 00:01:07,534 Hey, how long have you been here? (chuckles) 36 00:01:07,534 --> 00:01:10,103 I just came to check on her before work. 37 00:01:10,103 --> 00:01:12,172 She was up and you were snoring like a buzz saw. 38 00:01:12,172 --> 00:01:13,707 I do not snore. 39 00:01:13,707 --> 00:01:15,800 Okay. 40 00:01:15,800 --> 00:01:16,710 Be nice. 41 00:01:16,710 --> 00:01:18,111 You didn't hear it? 42 00:01:18,111 --> 00:01:20,213 I didn't say that. I said, "Be nice." 43 00:01:20,213 --> 00:01:22,449 Okay, well, thanks for letting me get some rest. 44 00:01:22,449 --> 00:01:23,583 No problem. 45 00:01:23,583 --> 00:01:25,385 Good morning, CeeCee. (coos) 46 00:01:25,385 --> 00:01:27,253 (chuckles) She's fed, she's changed 47 00:01:27,253 --> 00:01:28,421 and we got through the first two verses 48 00:01:28,421 --> 00:01:29,856 of "Deep in the Heart of Texas." 49 00:01:29,856 --> 00:01:30,857 Did you tell her about the claps? 50 00:01:30,857 --> 00:01:32,125 Of course. Good. 51 00:01:32,125 --> 00:01:33,960 What you planning for your birthday? 52 00:01:33,960 --> 00:01:35,862 Probably just gonna take it easy. 53 00:01:35,862 --> 00:01:37,197 Oh, my God. 54 00:01:37,197 --> 00:01:39,366 Saturday's your birthday. I totally forgot. 55 00:01:39,366 --> 00:01:40,600 Don't worry about it. 56 00:01:40,600 --> 00:01:42,102 Honestly, I don't even know what today is. 57 00:01:42,102 --> 00:01:43,803 Thursday. It's Thursday? 58 00:01:43,803 --> 00:01:45,905 Really? That's weird. 59 00:01:45,905 --> 00:01:47,741 Anyway, I'm really sorry. 60 00:01:47,741 --> 00:01:49,750 It ain't a big deal. 61 00:01:49,750 --> 00:01:50,310 What do you mean, it's not a big deal? 62 00:01:50,310 --> 00:01:51,411 You're gonna be 18. 63 00:01:51,411 --> 00:01:53,246 You can legally buy me cigarettes. 64 00:01:53,246 --> 00:01:55,148 And CeeCee's excited her dad's 65 00:01:55,148 --> 00:01:56,483 gonna be an actual adult 66 00:01:56,483 --> 00:01:57,951 and she doesn't have to change the subject 67 00:01:57,951 --> 00:01:59,986 every time his age comes up. 68 00:01:59,986 --> 00:02:03,156 If I wasn't mature, that'd probably hurt my feelings. 69 00:02:03,156 --> 00:02:05,910 And you don't have to get me anything. 70 00:02:05,910 --> 00:02:06,159 She's enough. 71 00:02:06,159 --> 00:02:08,328 Glad you like her. I didn't save the receipt. 72 00:02:08,328 --> 00:02:10,163 Well, I got to get to work. 73 00:02:10,163 --> 00:02:11,998 Bye, CeeCee. 74 00:02:12,932 --> 00:02:14,434 You miss being 18? 75 00:02:14,434 --> 00:02:17,537 No, pretty happy where I am right now. 76 00:02:17,537 --> 00:02:19,239 Yeah, me, too. 77 00:02:19,239 --> 00:02:21,441 I'm lying. Yeah, me, too. 78 00:02:22,609 --> 00:02:25,512 ♪ Nobody else is stronger than I am ♪ 79 00:02:25,512 --> 00:02:28,415 ♪ Yesterday I moved a mountain ♪ 80 00:02:28,415 --> 00:02:30,850 ♪ I bet I could be your hero ♪ 81 00:02:30,850 --> 00:02:33,987 ♪ I am a mighty little man ♪ 82 00:02:33,987 --> 00:02:38,240 ♪ I am a mighty little man. ♪ 83 00:02:40,627 --> 00:02:43,296 ADULT SHELDON: My sister was facing the repercussions 84 00:02:43,296 --> 00:02:45,298 of her recent joyride 85 00:02:45,298 --> 00:02:46,299 by being grounded at home. 86 00:02:46,299 --> 00:02:48,335 MARY: No TV! 87 00:02:48,335 --> 00:02:49,436 (groans) 88 00:02:49,436 --> 00:02:50,637 (turns on radio) 89 00:02:50,637 --> 00:02:52,205 MARY: No music! 90 00:02:54,941 --> 00:02:56,309 No magazines. 91 00:02:56,309 --> 00:02:58,111 If you want, you can read a book. 92 00:02:58,111 --> 00:02:59,546 I'd rather die. 93 00:02:59,546 --> 00:03:01,481 ADULT SHELDON: And I, despite being 94 00:03:01,481 --> 00:03:03,149 innocent of all wrongdoing, 95 00:03:03,149 --> 00:03:04,317 was being punished as well. 96 00:03:04,317 --> 00:03:06,720 Not by my parents, but by society 97 00:03:06,720 --> 00:03:09,456 and their insistence on a "spring break." 98 00:03:09,456 --> 00:03:11,491 One whole week of no school. No fair. 99 00:03:11,491 --> 00:03:13,460 You two should do something together. 100 00:03:13,460 --> 00:03:15,128 Go outside, take a walk. 101 00:03:15,128 --> 00:03:16,296 I'd rather die. 102 00:03:16,296 --> 00:03:17,397 I'd rather read. 103 00:03:17,397 --> 00:03:18,131 (sighs) 104 00:03:18,131 --> 00:03:20,660 You could make a card for Georgie. 105 00:03:20,660 --> 00:03:21,334 It's his birthday Saturday. 106 00:03:21,334 --> 00:03:23,470 You're right, I need to get him a gift. 107 00:03:23,470 --> 00:03:24,471 I should go to the mall. 108 00:03:24,471 --> 00:03:25,672 You're not going anywhere. 109 00:03:25,672 --> 00:03:28,308 But it's my only brother's 18th birthday. 110 00:03:28,308 --> 00:03:29,509 Excuse me. 111 00:03:29,509 --> 00:03:30,677 Fine, it's my 112 00:03:30,677 --> 00:03:32,612 favorite brother's 18th birthday. 113 00:03:32,612 --> 00:03:33,747 Better. 114 00:03:33,747 --> 00:03:36,516 I got to go to work. Keep an eye on her. 115 00:03:36,516 --> 00:03:37,350 I will. 116 00:03:37,350 --> 00:03:38,518 I was talking to your father, 117 00:03:38,518 --> 00:03:40,420 but actually, sure. 118 00:03:40,420 --> 00:03:42,489 Bye. 119 00:03:43,323 --> 00:03:45,492 So, are you gonna be mad at me forever? 120 00:03:45,492 --> 00:03:46,559 No, not forever. 121 00:03:46,559 --> 00:03:48,895 But I'm not gonna be done anytime soon. 122 00:03:48,895 --> 00:03:51,364 Okay, look, I know I'm grounded and I'm missing spring break, 123 00:03:51,364 --> 00:03:53,199 and I totally deserve it. 124 00:03:53,199 --> 00:03:54,601 There better not be a "but." 125 00:03:54,601 --> 00:03:55,635 There isn't. 126 00:03:56,269 --> 00:03:58,104 However... 127 00:03:58,104 --> 00:03:59,105 I need to catch up on 90210 128 00:03:59,105 --> 00:04:00,273 because everyone 129 00:04:00,273 --> 00:04:01,508 will be talking about it Monday, 130 00:04:01,508 --> 00:04:03,276 and if I miss it, I might as well 131 00:04:03,276 --> 00:04:04,477 not even go back to school. 132 00:04:04,477 --> 00:04:05,679 Too bad. 133 00:04:05,679 --> 00:04:07,313 Come on, even prisoners 134 00:04:07,313 --> 00:04:09,516 get to go out to the yard for an hour a day. 135 00:04:09,516 --> 00:04:10,784 (sighs) 136 00:04:10,784 --> 00:04:12,285 Fair enough. 137 00:04:12,285 --> 00:04:15,210 There's the yard. Knock yourself out. 138 00:04:15,210 --> 00:04:16,423 (sighs) 139 00:04:16,423 --> 00:04:18,692 I know a way for you to watch whatever you want. 140 00:04:18,692 --> 00:04:20,126 How? 141 00:04:20,126 --> 00:04:21,494 Your imagination. 142 00:04:21,494 --> 00:04:23,363 That's stupid. 143 00:04:23,363 --> 00:04:25,131 Did you know there's a German folk song about it? 144 00:04:25,131 --> 00:04:27,867 Don't. ♪ My thoughts will not cater ♪ 145 00:04:27,867 --> 00:04:29,135 ♪ To duke or dictator ♪ 146 00:04:29,135 --> 00:04:31,137 ♪ No man can deny ♪ 147 00:04:31,137 --> 00:04:33,473 ♪ Die gedanken sind frei. ♪ 148 00:04:33,473 --> 00:04:34,507 Where are you going? 149 00:04:34,507 --> 00:04:36,343 Mom said no music. 150 00:04:36,343 --> 00:04:38,878 (hums melody) ♪ Die Gedanken sind frei ♪ 151 00:04:38,878 --> 00:04:41,147 ♪ Wer kann sie erraten. ♪ 152 00:04:42,349 --> 00:04:45,218 She's finally napping. Great. 153 00:04:45,218 --> 00:04:46,886 You get 20 minutes. 154 00:04:46,886 --> 00:04:48,188 What you gonna do? 155 00:04:48,188 --> 00:04:49,889 Sleep, bathe, eat? 156 00:04:49,889 --> 00:04:52,659 No, I took a bath a few days ago. I think I'm set. 157 00:04:52,659 --> 00:04:55,362 Those baths aren't just for you. 158 00:04:56,363 --> 00:04:58,331 Hey, I was thinking about doing something nice 159 00:04:58,331 --> 00:04:59,299 for Georgie's birthday. 160 00:04:59,299 --> 00:05:01,835 How nice? 'Cause I'm all set 161 00:05:01,835 --> 00:05:03,670 with great-grandchildren for now. 162 00:05:03,670 --> 00:05:06,172 Well, I just gave birth and he's seeing another woman, 163 00:05:06,172 --> 00:05:08,341 so I was thinking maybe a cake 164 00:05:08,341 --> 00:05:10,877 and some of his favorite food. 165 00:05:10,877 --> 00:05:12,579 That's sweet, you're gonna cook. 166 00:05:12,579 --> 00:05:16,182 Actually, uh... 167 00:05:17,384 --> 00:05:18,418 Okay. 168 00:05:18,418 --> 00:05:21,354 I'll do the food, you handle the cake. 169 00:05:21,354 --> 00:05:22,589 Great. 170 00:05:22,589 --> 00:05:25,592 Hey, uh, does Mary know how to bake? 171 00:05:25,592 --> 00:05:27,930 Yeah. 172 00:05:27,930 --> 00:05:28,361 Perfect. 173 00:05:30,764 --> 00:05:33,330 (on radio): ♪ This is quite a time for smiling... ♪ 174 00:05:33,900 --> 00:05:35,402 Hey, 175 00:05:35,402 --> 00:05:36,770 welcome back. 176 00:05:36,770 --> 00:05:38,271 How's little Constance doing? 177 00:05:38,271 --> 00:05:40,106 We're calling her CeeCee. 178 00:05:40,106 --> 00:05:42,409 Well, that's just the cutest. 179 00:05:42,409 --> 00:05:44,770 Mm-hmm. 180 00:05:44,778 --> 00:05:47,781 Oh, I got you coffee. 181 00:05:47,781 --> 00:05:49,382 Don't worry, 182 00:05:49,382 --> 00:05:50,583 it's not the sludge we serve. 183 00:05:50,583 --> 00:05:53,219 I got it from the 7-Eleven on the corner. 184 00:05:53,219 --> 00:05:55,221 Thank you, but I'm fine. 185 00:05:55,221 --> 00:05:56,389 Are you sure? 186 00:05:56,389 --> 00:05:57,624 I put some of those 187 00:05:57,624 --> 00:05:59,192 flavored creamers in it. 188 00:05:59,192 --> 00:06:00,460 Fancy. 189 00:06:00,460 --> 00:06:03,763 I really have a lot of work to catch up on. 190 00:06:03,763 --> 00:06:05,398 Of course. 191 00:06:05,398 --> 00:06:06,633 Well, I will leave you to it. 192 00:06:06,633 --> 00:06:08,902 But later on, 193 00:06:08,902 --> 00:06:10,403 I want to see pictures of that baby. 194 00:06:10,403 --> 00:06:11,638 I don't have any with me. 195 00:06:11,638 --> 00:06:14,574 Well, you can describe her to me. 196 00:06:15,742 --> 00:06:18,611 (sighs) She's about yay big 197 00:06:18,611 --> 00:06:20,213 and bald. 198 00:06:20,213 --> 00:06:22,248 Nothing you ain't seen before. 199 00:06:23,490 --> 00:06:24,451 Sounds adorable. 200 00:06:27,870 --> 00:06:28,254 Do you want this open or... 201 00:06:28,254 --> 00:06:30,256 Closed. Yep. 202 00:06:44,304 --> 00:06:46,272 (theme music for Beverly Hills 90210 plays) 203 00:06:49,109 --> 00:06:50,343 What are you doing? 204 00:06:50,343 --> 00:06:52,946 (sighs) Nothing, go away. 205 00:06:52,946 --> 00:06:54,481 You're not allowed to watch TV. 206 00:06:54,481 --> 00:06:56,816 Sheldon, let me have this. 207 00:06:57,684 --> 00:06:59,786 While Dad's gone, I'm the man of the house, 208 00:06:59,786 --> 00:07:02,188 and the man of the house has to enforce the rules. 209 00:07:02,188 --> 00:07:04,524 The man of the house is about to get his teeth knocked out. 210 00:07:04,524 --> 00:07:06,593 Puberty's made you mean. 211 00:07:06,593 --> 00:07:08,628 I need to know what happened on my show. 212 00:07:08,628 --> 00:07:09,596 And you'll find out 213 00:07:09,596 --> 00:07:10,830 when your privileges are restored. 214 00:07:10,830 --> 00:07:11,998 I can't wait that long, 215 00:07:11,998 --> 00:07:13,633 each episode builds on the last. 216 00:07:13,633 --> 00:07:16,970 Imagine a Star Trek that ends with "to be continued," 217 00:07:16,970 --> 00:07:18,304 and you don't get to continue. 218 00:07:18,304 --> 00:07:20,807 That would never happen, because I follow the rules. 219 00:07:21,708 --> 00:07:24,310 You are this close to a purple nurple. 220 00:07:25,311 --> 00:07:27,480 You leave my nurples alone. 221 00:07:30,183 --> 00:07:31,718 (sighs) 222 00:07:31,718 --> 00:07:32,786 (knocking) 223 00:07:32,786 --> 00:07:34,154 Yes? 224 00:07:34,988 --> 00:07:36,222 Hey, Mary, 225 00:07:36,222 --> 00:07:37,390 you get a chance 226 00:07:37,390 --> 00:07:39,392 to send out those checks? 227 00:07:39,392 --> 00:07:42,620 Not yet, but I'll get to it. 228 00:07:42,620 --> 00:07:43,730 All right. 229 00:07:43,730 --> 00:07:45,165 It's just that, 230 00:07:45,165 --> 00:07:46,900 the checks to the vendors 231 00:07:46,900 --> 00:07:50,337 go out on Tuesdays, and it's Thursday. 232 00:07:50,337 --> 00:07:53,600 I know the days of the week, Brenda. 233 00:07:53,600 --> 00:07:54,841 Okay. 234 00:07:54,841 --> 00:07:56,543 You want checks? 235 00:07:56,543 --> 00:07:57,844 Here's checks. 236 00:07:59,120 --> 00:08:01,848 Mancuso Maintenance. 237 00:08:01,848 --> 00:08:04,684 $45. 238 00:08:04,684 --> 00:08:06,219 There you go. 239 00:08:06,219 --> 00:08:08,521 Mary... Lone Star Vending. 240 00:08:08,521 --> 00:08:10,230 $200. 241 00:08:10,230 --> 00:08:12,580 Okay, if you're mad, just talk to me 242 00:08:12,580 --> 00:08:14,361 instead of whatever this is. 243 00:08:14,361 --> 00:08:15,595 I'm not mad. 244 00:08:15,595 --> 00:08:17,430 Okay, come on, Mary. We're friends. 245 00:08:17,430 --> 00:08:20,200 Just not as good of friends 246 00:08:20,200 --> 00:08:22,435 as you are with my husband. 247 00:08:22,435 --> 00:08:24,370 Okay, if you're gonna keep working here, 248 00:08:24,370 --> 00:08:25,572 we have to figure this out. 249 00:08:25,572 --> 00:08:26,840 Maybe I shouldn't work here. 250 00:08:26,840 --> 00:08:28,608 Maybe you shouldn't. Are you firing me? 251 00:08:28,608 --> 00:08:30,410 Well, I thought you were quitting. 252 00:08:30,410 --> 00:08:32,245 Maybe I was. Then maybe I was. 253 00:08:32,245 --> 00:08:33,546 Then I am. 254 00:08:33,546 --> 00:08:34,547 Then I do. 255 00:08:34,547 --> 00:08:36,850 Great, then I'm leaving. 256 00:08:36,850 --> 00:08:39,886 Well, I'm a little confused, but okay. 257 00:08:39,886 --> 00:08:41,187 (sighs) 258 00:08:48,528 --> 00:08:49,896 Mary, you're home early. 259 00:08:49,896 --> 00:08:52,980 I'm sorry, am I bothering you? 260 00:08:52,980 --> 00:08:54,534 No, just thought you'd still be at work. 261 00:08:54,534 --> 00:08:56,870 Well, I'm not. 262 00:08:56,870 --> 00:08:58,104 I don't work there anymore. 263 00:08:58,104 --> 00:08:59,773 Brenda and I got in a fight. 264 00:08:59,773 --> 00:09:01,975 Wait, what? 265 00:09:01,975 --> 00:09:03,209 Did you get fired? 266 00:09:03,209 --> 00:09:05,578 Yes. Or maybe I quit. 267 00:09:05,578 --> 00:09:07,247 I don't know, it's unclear. 268 00:09:07,247 --> 00:09:09,582 Well, whichever one it was, 269 00:09:09,582 --> 00:09:11,718 I'm on your side. Screw Brenda. 270 00:09:11,718 --> 00:09:13,887 You don't even know what happened. 271 00:09:15,550 --> 00:09:17,724 You're right. Sorry. What happened? 272 00:09:17,724 --> 00:09:21,327 Well, Brenda was being overly nice, 273 00:09:21,327 --> 00:09:23,396 which really rubbed me the wrong way, 274 00:09:23,396 --> 00:09:24,898 so I tore her head off. 275 00:09:24,898 --> 00:09:27,233 Well, I don't see what choice you had. 276 00:09:27,233 --> 00:09:29,135 George, don't. 277 00:09:29,135 --> 00:09:30,437 What? I'm on your side. 278 00:09:31,237 --> 00:09:33,600 Why do I even tell you anything? 279 00:09:36,409 --> 00:09:38,311 Love you! 280 00:09:41,981 --> 00:09:42,982 (knock on door) 281 00:09:42,982 --> 00:09:44,984 Missy, are you busy? 282 00:09:44,984 --> 00:09:46,753 Do I look busy? 283 00:09:46,753 --> 00:09:48,922 I do some of my best thinking lying down. 284 00:09:48,922 --> 00:09:50,757 Yeah, well, I'm not thinking. 285 00:09:50,757 --> 00:09:53,493 The shower is another excellent place to cogitate. 286 00:09:53,493 --> 00:09:55,950 Sometimes I'll just lather up and drift off... 287 00:09:55,950 --> 00:09:56,963 What do you want, Sheldon? 288 00:09:56,963 --> 00:09:58,765 Well, I was thinking about what you said about Star Trek 289 00:09:58,765 --> 00:10:00,767 and how it'd be hard to watch part one and not part two. 290 00:10:00,767 --> 00:10:02,769 So I can watch 90210? 291 00:10:02,769 --> 00:10:05,105 No, but I can offer you the next best thing: 292 00:10:05,105 --> 00:10:07,440 Theater of the mind. 293 00:10:07,440 --> 00:10:09,609 This is why people hate you. 294 00:10:09,609 --> 00:10:11,440 No, I've watched your program, 295 00:10:11,440 --> 00:10:12,345 and I can tell you everything that happened. 296 00:10:12,345 --> 00:10:13,646 So you know what happens 297 00:10:13,646 --> 00:10:14,981 with Brandon's gambling problem? 298 00:10:14,981 --> 00:10:16,449 And how Dylan and Kelly are doing? 299 00:10:16,449 --> 00:10:18,718 I do. Okay. 300 00:10:18,718 --> 00:10:20,453 Wait, why would you do that for me? 301 00:10:20,453 --> 00:10:22,555 Well, when you tried to watch the tape, 302 00:10:22,555 --> 00:10:24,457 I ended up watching the first 12 seconds of it, 303 00:10:24,457 --> 00:10:26,159 and the completist in me had to finish it. 304 00:10:26,159 --> 00:10:27,227 That's so dumb. 305 00:10:27,227 --> 00:10:30,463 I love it. Tell me everything. 306 00:10:30,463 --> 00:10:32,699 Well, it starts off with Kelly 307 00:10:32,699 --> 00:10:34,300 working out on an exercise machine. 308 00:10:34,300 --> 00:10:35,669 Oh, she's dating Dylan, 309 00:10:35,669 --> 00:10:37,303 who was dating her best friend. 310 00:10:37,303 --> 00:10:39,390 Mm-hmm. 311 00:10:39,390 --> 00:10:40,840 She gets sweatier and sweatier, which I'm assuming 312 00:10:40,840 --> 00:10:42,800 is because of the exercise, 313 00:10:42,800 --> 00:10:43,243 although it could be the weather. 314 00:10:43,243 --> 00:10:45,450 Los Angeles is the land of sun and fun. 315 00:10:45,450 --> 00:10:46,212 Did she look upset? 316 00:10:46,212 --> 00:10:49,149 Hard to say. She looked sweaty. 317 00:10:49,149 --> 00:10:50,650 What happens next? 318 00:10:50,650 --> 00:10:52,185 Well, then she and her brother, David, 319 00:10:52,185 --> 00:10:54,320 get into a very heated argument over a banana. 320 00:10:54,320 --> 00:10:55,655 That doesn't sound right. 321 00:10:55,655 --> 00:10:57,524 Well, in the next scene at school, 322 00:10:57,524 --> 00:10:58,925 everyone gets quiet when Kelly walks up. 323 00:10:58,925 --> 00:11:00,360 I'm assuming it's because of the banana tiff. 324 00:11:00,360 --> 00:11:01,828 There's no way 325 00:11:01,828 --> 00:11:03,329 the episode was about a banana. 326 00:11:03,329 --> 00:11:04,664 I'm sorry, did you watch it? 327 00:11:04,664 --> 00:11:06,332 What else happened? 328 00:11:06,332 --> 00:11:07,500 Oh, they're also planning Kelly 329 00:11:07,500 --> 00:11:08,702 a surprise birthday party. 330 00:11:08,702 --> 00:11:10,437 Well, that's why they got quiet. 331 00:11:10,437 --> 00:11:11,838 How could you not get that? 332 00:11:11,838 --> 00:11:13,273 No one said it out loud. 333 00:11:13,273 --> 00:11:15,608 You have to pay attention to how they're acting. 334 00:11:15,608 --> 00:11:17,510 Their faces and body language. 335 00:11:17,510 --> 00:11:19,679 You mean for subtext? 336 00:11:19,679 --> 00:11:21,140 Yeah, subtext. 337 00:11:21,140 --> 00:11:23,350 I hate subtext, I prefer text. 338 00:11:23,350 --> 00:11:24,684 Then just listen to the music. 339 00:11:24,684 --> 00:11:26,353 If it's sad, they're sad. 340 00:11:26,353 --> 00:11:27,921 It's happy, they're happy. 341 00:11:27,921 --> 00:11:28,788 Interesting. 342 00:11:28,788 --> 00:11:30,123 So the music's like a cheat sheet 343 00:11:30,123 --> 00:11:31,391 to help read social cues? 344 00:11:31,391 --> 00:11:32,392 Exactly. 345 00:11:32,392 --> 00:11:34,270 Look at that, 346 00:11:34,270 --> 00:11:35,462 spring break and I'm still learning. 347 00:11:37,764 --> 00:11:39,399 MARY: George said he was on my side, 348 00:11:39,399 --> 00:11:40,867 but if he was really 349 00:11:40,867 --> 00:11:43,136 on my side, he wouldn't say he was on my side 350 00:11:43,136 --> 00:11:44,871 like he had to calm down a crazy woman. 351 00:11:44,871 --> 00:11:47,874 You know, I can just buy Georgie a cake. 352 00:11:47,874 --> 00:11:49,209 All righty, 353 00:11:49,209 --> 00:11:50,977 I got everything we need 354 00:11:50,977 --> 00:11:53,279 to make chicken-fried steak 355 00:11:53,279 --> 00:11:55,215 and mac and cheese and tater tots. 356 00:11:55,215 --> 00:11:56,883 Healthy. 357 00:11:56,883 --> 00:11:58,218 You said make his favorite meal. 358 00:11:58,218 --> 00:12:00,220 What'd you think that was gonna be, a carrot? 359 00:12:00,220 --> 00:12:01,721 And it's fine, 360 00:12:01,721 --> 00:12:03,289 I will make the cake. 361 00:12:03,289 --> 00:12:04,391 Thank you. 362 00:12:04,391 --> 00:12:05,759 I've got plenty of time. 363 00:12:05,759 --> 00:12:07,594 It's not like I have a job to go to. 364 00:12:07,594 --> 00:12:08,895 What happened? 365 00:12:08,895 --> 00:12:10,597 You don't want to know. (door opens) 366 00:12:10,597 --> 00:12:12,165 Sold. (door closes) 367 00:12:12,665 --> 00:12:13,666 We're home. 368 00:12:13,666 --> 00:12:15,669 Hey, how was your walk? Slow. 369 00:12:15,669 --> 00:12:17,404 You don't know how many old ladies 370 00:12:17,404 --> 00:12:18,772 are in the neighborhood till you go out with a baby. 371 00:12:18,772 --> 00:12:19,939 Ooh, tots. 372 00:12:19,939 --> 00:12:21,441 Hey, hands off. 373 00:12:21,441 --> 00:12:22,876 Oh, uh, they're for Saturday. 374 00:12:22,876 --> 00:12:24,611 We thought we'd make you a birthday dinner. 375 00:12:24,611 --> 00:12:27,380 Oh, shoot. Amber's taking me out. 376 00:12:27,380 --> 00:12:30,283 Oh, I thought you said you didn't have plans. 377 00:12:30,283 --> 00:12:31,451 Well, I... 378 00:12:31,451 --> 00:12:32,452 I didn't, she just asked. 379 00:12:32,452 --> 00:12:33,953 Can't you cancel? 380 00:12:33,953 --> 00:12:35,288 No, it's... it's okay. 381 00:12:35,288 --> 00:12:36,256 It's your birthday, 382 00:12:36,256 --> 00:12:37,657 you should do what you want to do. 383 00:12:37,657 --> 00:12:40,260 Maybe we can do family dinner on Sunday? 384 00:12:40,260 --> 00:12:42,462 Of course. GEORGE JR.: Great. 385 00:12:42,462 --> 00:12:43,930 I got to go clean her up, 386 00:12:43,930 --> 00:12:45,565 she's got old lady lipstick on her head. 387 00:12:45,565 --> 00:12:48,234 Well, you're an old lady. How do you get that lipstick off? 388 00:12:49,690 --> 00:12:51,504 All right, I'll figure it out myself. 389 00:12:56,443 --> 00:12:57,677 What you watching? 390 00:12:57,677 --> 00:12:59,913 Beverly Hills 90210. 391 00:12:59,913 --> 00:13:02,820 Isn't that Missy's show? Yes, 392 00:13:02,820 --> 00:13:03,283 I'm trying to do a better job 393 00:13:03,283 --> 00:13:05,151 of picking up on the characters' emotional states. 394 00:13:05,151 --> 00:13:07,120 So, for example, this scene 395 00:13:07,120 --> 00:13:09,422 seems like it's about expired food, 396 00:13:09,422 --> 00:13:10,990 but thanks to the ominous music, I can tell 397 00:13:10,990 --> 00:13:12,592 it's about Kelly's eating disorder. 398 00:13:12,592 --> 00:13:14,260 Give it a try. 399 00:13:15,328 --> 00:13:17,464 Well, let's see. Uh... 400 00:13:17,464 --> 00:13:18,765 That one's upset 'cause he's 30 years old 401 00:13:18,765 --> 00:13:20,133 and still in high school. 402 00:13:20,133 --> 00:13:21,768 That's what I thought, too, 403 00:13:21,768 --> 00:13:23,103 but it turns out his father 404 00:13:23,103 --> 00:13:24,304 recently died in a car explosion. 405 00:13:24,304 --> 00:13:26,773 Oh. Well, I can see why that would make him sad. 406 00:13:26,773 --> 00:13:28,508 Hold on. (score playing on TV) 407 00:13:28,508 --> 00:13:29,776 Sad music, yep. 408 00:13:29,776 --> 00:13:31,511 You're good at this. 409 00:13:31,511 --> 00:13:33,380 ♪ ♪ 410 00:13:38,785 --> 00:13:41,388 (knocking) 411 00:13:41,388 --> 00:13:42,889 (sighs) 412 00:13:46,626 --> 00:13:48,294 What? 413 00:13:48,294 --> 00:13:51,164 I'm not leaving until we talk this out. 414 00:13:51,164 --> 00:13:53,666 ADULT SHELDON: My mom's upset. 415 00:13:53,666 --> 00:13:55,335 Did you get it? Listen. 416 00:13:55,335 --> 00:13:57,637 (dramatic music plays) 417 00:14:02,976 --> 00:14:04,477 We have nothing to talk about. 418 00:14:04,477 --> 00:14:07,447 Fine. Then let's just yell at each other. 419 00:14:07,447 --> 00:14:08,715 I'm not yelling at you. 420 00:14:08,715 --> 00:14:11,418 Mary, we're neighbors, our kids are friends. 421 00:14:11,418 --> 00:14:12,719 We're gonna be in each other's lives 422 00:14:12,719 --> 00:14:14,521 for a long time. Let's do this. 423 00:14:14,521 --> 00:14:16,890 I am busy. I am making a cake. 424 00:14:16,890 --> 00:14:18,758 And I'm talking to a pain in the *** 425 00:14:18,758 --> 00:14:20,260 who won't admit she's mad. 426 00:14:20,260 --> 00:14:21,428 I'm not mad. 427 00:14:21,428 --> 00:14:22,729 Really? 428 00:14:23,897 --> 00:14:24,764 (gasps) 429 00:14:24,764 --> 00:14:26,933 How about now? 430 00:14:26,933 --> 00:14:27,967 Back yard. 431 00:14:29,436 --> 00:14:30,804 Do you even think about 432 00:14:30,804 --> 00:14:32,605 how your actions affect other people? 433 00:14:32,605 --> 00:14:34,541 Love it. Keep it coming. 434 00:14:34,541 --> 00:14:35,975 You couldn't hang on to your crappy husband, 435 00:14:35,975 --> 00:14:38,745 so you tried to move in on my crappy husband. 436 00:14:38,745 --> 00:14:41,481 Good, good. That hurt, but good. 437 00:14:41,815 --> 00:14:44,484 (Mexican music playing) 438 00:14:45,685 --> 00:14:48,455 Mm, I love me some Chi-Chi's. 439 00:14:48,455 --> 00:14:49,923 You're a cheap date. 440 00:14:49,923 --> 00:14:51,391 You say that now. Wait till you see 441 00:14:51,391 --> 00:14:53,260 how many chimichangas I can put away. 442 00:14:53,260 --> 00:14:56,429 It's your birthday. Have as many as you want. 443 00:14:56,429 --> 00:14:57,931 You may regret that. 444 00:14:57,931 --> 00:14:59,265 (chuckles) 445 00:14:59,265 --> 00:15:01,267 Thanks again for taking me out. 446 00:15:01,267 --> 00:15:03,370 You don't want to spend the night at home 447 00:15:03,370 --> 00:15:04,604 with some crying baby. 448 00:15:04,604 --> 00:15:07,140 I don't know. When it's your kid, 449 00:15:07,140 --> 00:15:08,875 the crying doesn't bother you as much. 450 00:15:08,875 --> 00:15:11,644 You're not gonna be one of those parents 451 00:15:11,644 --> 00:15:13,646 that brings their babies to restaurants, are you? 452 00:15:13,646 --> 00:15:14,514 You bet. 453 00:15:14,514 --> 00:15:17,283 Wrap her up like a burrito, she'd fit right in. 454 00:15:17,283 --> 00:15:19,452 Well, tonight, 455 00:15:19,452 --> 00:15:21,454 you don't have to think about that. 456 00:15:21,454 --> 00:15:23,490 We can just have fun. 457 00:15:24,224 --> 00:15:26,226 I like the sound of that. 458 00:15:26,226 --> 00:15:28,128 You do mean ***, right? 459 00:15:28,128 --> 00:15:29,929 What do you think? 460 00:15:29,929 --> 00:15:33,466 Hmm, maybe I shouldn't get the chimichangas. 461 00:15:34,340 --> 00:15:35,835 And then she sees Dylan 462 00:15:35,835 --> 00:15:37,537 in the hallway and tells her 463 00:15:37,537 --> 00:15:38,471 that she and Kelly are friends again, 464 00:15:38,471 --> 00:15:40,600 and he kisses her on the forehead. 465 00:15:40,600 --> 00:15:41,207 What kind of kiss was it? 466 00:15:41,207 --> 00:15:42,842 Well, it seemed innocent, 467 00:15:42,842 --> 00:15:44,711 but the music was mysterious, 468 00:15:44,711 --> 00:15:47,180 indicating that their love triangle will totally continue. 469 00:15:47,180 --> 00:15:48,715 Well, that's juicy. 470 00:15:48,715 --> 00:15:49,783 Oh, I'm aware. 471 00:15:49,783 --> 00:15:51,170 If you want, 472 00:15:51,170 --> 00:15:52,180 you can watch with me next week. 473 00:15:52,180 --> 00:15:53,520 No, thank you. 474 00:15:53,520 --> 00:15:56,356 Although, I would like to know who killed Dylan's dad. 475 00:15:56,356 --> 00:15:59,250 Plus, what happened to David's recording contract. 476 00:15:59,250 --> 00:16:00,226 Do you really think he's going to 477 00:16:00,226 --> 00:16:01,528 let that producer change his sound? 478 00:16:01,528 --> 00:16:03,363 Boy, I hope not. 479 00:16:03,363 --> 00:16:05,532 I hear you, sister. 480 00:16:05,532 --> 00:16:07,567 Do you have any idea what it feels like 481 00:16:07,567 --> 00:16:10,403 to have your husband prefer to hang out 482 00:16:10,403 --> 00:16:11,805 with your best friend over you? 483 00:16:11,805 --> 00:16:14,641 I know how it feels to have my husband leave me. 484 00:16:14,641 --> 00:16:16,376 Then you should know better. 485 00:16:17,377 --> 00:16:18,712 You're right. 486 00:16:19,879 --> 00:16:22,982 I mean, I get that you're fun, 487 00:16:22,982 --> 00:16:24,384 and I'm just 488 00:16:24,384 --> 00:16:27,153 a churchy stick-in-the-mud. 489 00:16:27,153 --> 00:16:29,522 Mary, I don't even think it was about me. 490 00:16:29,522 --> 00:16:31,224 It could've been anybody. 491 00:16:31,224 --> 00:16:33,560 That doesn't make me feel better. 492 00:16:33,560 --> 00:16:35,428 I just mean I'm not his wife. 493 00:16:35,428 --> 00:16:37,931 Which makes me easier to talk to. 494 00:16:38,832 --> 00:16:42,102 Don't make it right, but talk's all it was. 495 00:16:42,102 --> 00:16:43,570 Are you sure? 496 00:16:43,570 --> 00:16:45,405 I swear. 497 00:16:46,139 --> 00:16:48,942 Like how sometimes it was easier 498 00:16:48,942 --> 00:16:51,878 for you to talk to Pastor Rob? 499 00:16:54,681 --> 00:16:57,851 But shouldn't George and I want to talk to each other? 500 00:16:57,851 --> 00:16:59,552 Don't ask me, 501 00:16:59,552 --> 00:17:02,555 I couldn't hang on to my "crappy husband." 502 00:17:03,323 --> 00:17:04,391 Sorry about that. 503 00:17:04,491 --> 00:17:06,192 No. 504 00:17:06,192 --> 00:17:07,160 It's true. 505 00:17:07,160 --> 00:17:09,629 You want to talk about it? 506 00:17:11,297 --> 00:17:12,899 That'd be nice. 507 00:17:14,340 --> 00:17:16,136 George around? 508 00:17:17,300 --> 00:17:18,638 Okay, not ready to joke. 509 00:17:25,110 --> 00:17:27,414 Hey. Hey. 510 00:17:27,414 --> 00:17:30,350 Oh, quick, scratch my nose. 511 00:17:32,180 --> 00:17:34,200 Oh, nothing's ever felt better. 512 00:17:34,200 --> 00:17:35,789 I'm offended. 513 00:17:35,789 --> 00:17:37,691 (laughs) 514 00:17:38,591 --> 00:17:39,759 Hey, what time is it? 515 00:17:39,759 --> 00:17:41,227 About 8:30. 516 00:17:41,227 --> 00:17:42,929 You're home early. 517 00:17:42,929 --> 00:17:44,731 Yeah. 518 00:17:44,731 --> 00:17:46,900 How was your date? 519 00:17:46,900 --> 00:17:50,637 Actually, we broke up. 520 00:17:50,637 --> 00:17:52,305 Oh. 521 00:17:54,474 --> 00:17:55,575 What happened? 522 00:17:55,575 --> 00:17:58,445 Nothing, I just wanted to be here. 523 00:17:59,579 --> 00:18:01,810 Really? 524 00:18:01,810 --> 00:18:03,216 Yeah. 525 00:18:04,250 --> 00:18:06,619 That's what we wanted, too. 526 00:18:15,228 --> 00:18:17,970 Happy birthday. 527 00:18:18,164 --> 00:18:19,320 There is something else 528 00:18:19,320 --> 00:18:20,734 you could do for my birthday. 529 00:18:20,734 --> 00:18:23,837 I had a baby two weeks ago. No. 530 00:18:23,837 --> 00:18:25,338 Not that. 531 00:18:25,338 --> 00:18:27,240 Then what? 532 00:18:27,707 --> 00:18:28,708 Marry me.