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Previously on Young Sheldon...

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I reached out to a colleague
who's doing

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a summer research program
at the University of Heidelberg,

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and I think I can get you in.

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Heidelberg, Germany?

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Yes, and they're doing
exciting work

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on superstrings.

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Well, that would certainly help
my grad school applications.

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Ich helfe dir beim packen.

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That’s German
for "I’ll help you pack."

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GEORGE JR.: If we put in
one of them things that spins

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the hot dogs around,
we would make a fortune.

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Oh, then they spill
mustard on themselves,

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it's right back in the washer.

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That's money making
money, sister.

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Yeah, 'cause that's
how people want

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their clothes to smell--
like hot dogs.

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I love how hot dogs smell.

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Huh. And you wonder
why Mandy won't marry you.

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(machine chiming)

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Wade, what the hell
are you doing here?

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We're not open yet.

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The door was.

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Did you forget to lock up?

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No.

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Well, the door
didn't open itself.

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The lock's busted.

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File cabinet, too.
Cashbox is gone.

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We've been robbed.

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We've been robbed.

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We've been robbed?

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♪ Nobody else
is stronger than I am ♪

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♪ Yesterday I moved a mountain ♪

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♪ I bet I could be your hero ♪

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♪ I am a mighty little man ♪

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♪ I am a mighty little man. ♪

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Looks like they jimmied
the door with a crowbar.

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Sure does.

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DALE: Well...

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it's a lucky break

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that when it happened,
nobody was here.

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If I had been here,

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we'd be looking for a place
to bury the body.

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Yours or theirs?

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So, what's the next step?
What are you gonna do?

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I was gonna get some lunch.

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DALE: Wait a minute.

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Aren't you gonna file a report

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or-or dust for fingerprints?

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Yeah, what are we
paying you for?

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You're paying me
to not shut you down.

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Unless you want me
to bring detectives

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to your illegal gambling room.

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So, what do we do?

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You need security
when you're not here.

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Maybe an off-duty cop.

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You want me to pay you more?

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I just want you to feel safe.

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Get out.

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Y'all have a nice day.

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♪ ♪

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I brought you some snacks.

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For Mom,

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a Bavarian-style pretzel.

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And for Dad,

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four Lone Star beers
poured into a pitcher

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to approximate a stein.

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What do you want?

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For starters,
a danke wouldn't kill you.

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A what?
It's "thank you" in German.

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Uh, so, if you were
thinking of thanking,

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then you'd be denken of danken.

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You're awfully quiet.
I assume you're denken.

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W-Where are you going
with all this?

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If I play my cards right, Germany.

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What?
I have the opportunity
to participate

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in a prestigious summer program
at the University of Heidelberg.

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Sheldon, I don't...
I know that you're
probably gonna say

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that I'm too young
or it's too far away,

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but please just hear me out.

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He did bring us snacks.

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Beer is not a snack.

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Sheldon...
(sighs)

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aren't there programs
that are closer?

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Yes, but I missed my chance
to get into any of them.

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In fact, Dr. Sturgis
had to call in a big favor

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to get this opportunity.

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Well, that's nice of him,

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but maybe he should have
talked to us first?

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Oh, he suggested that.

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And?
I nixed it.

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You nixed it?

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From the German nichts.

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The language lends itself
to negativity.

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Well, we're gonna have to talk
to Dr. Sturgis

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before we make any decisions.

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We're not making any promises.
Mm-hmm.

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This is not a yes.

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But it's also not a nein,
which German for "no,"

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as opposed to the number nine,
which is neun.

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Thanks. Come again.

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Let me know if you need help
finding anything.

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Ugh. How about something fun
to do in this town?

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You like roller rinks?

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No.

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Bowling?

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No.

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You old enough to drive?

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No.

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Can't help you. Just move here?

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I'm staying with my aunt
and uncle for the summer.

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If you want, I can rent you
a rated-R movie.

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I'll even slip it
in a Disney box.

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What do you have in mind?

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Point Break.
Keanu Reeves, Patrick Swayze?

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I like Swayze.

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I like Keanu.

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Great, so I don't need
to fight you.

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All right, Point Break
in a Bambi box coming right up.

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You can put that on my uncle's
account. It's Jeff Difford.

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Like Pastor Jeff?

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Yeah.

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He's my neighbor.

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You're staying
right next door to us.

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Maybe we can watch it together.

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Not at my house. My mom
can't know I rented you this.

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Well, my uncle can't know
I'm watching it.

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We could watch it in our garage.
My brother's got a TV in there.

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Cool.

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He kind of looks
like Patrick Swayze.

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Really?

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But, like,
a stupid Patrick Swayze.

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Eh. Still works.

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STURGIS:
I understand

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your trepidation,

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but you were also
nervous about

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sending him here,
and that turned out fine.

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I suppose, but Germany
is just so far away.

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Well, maybe it'd be good
for him.

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You know--
a little independence,

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nobody babying him.
(chuckles)

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What? Germans
are a tough-love people.

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(sighs) Is this trip really
that important for him?

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The string theory research
they're doing

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is at the forefront
of the field.

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This is a tremendous opportunity
for Sheldon.

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Well, we wouldn't
want him to miss out.

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And you're okay with
looking after him all summer?

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Oh, I won't be there.
You won't?

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Oh, no, I'll be presenting
a paper in Needles, California.

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If you're a Peanuts fan,

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that's where Snoopy's brother
Spike lives.

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Hold on, are you saying
Sheldon would be

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going to Germany by himself?

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Well, one of you
could go with him.

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And the university would
cover our expenses as well?

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(laughs) The university
isn't gonna pay for any of it.

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Okay, meeting adjourned.

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Great. Well, let me know

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if there's anything else
I can, uh, help you with.

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Actually there is. Um...

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Would you tell Sheldon
that he's not going?

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Thank you.

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Hey.

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Everything going okay?

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Yep.

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Anyone suspicious
hanging around?

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Just a crazy old man with a bat.

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I'm just trying to make sure
that you're safe.

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That's very sweet,
but I-I can handle it.

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You can, huh?

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You ever think this might have
been an inside job?

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Like, any one
of these clowns here

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could have been part of the crew
that ripped you off

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last night?

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And now they're sitting here

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giving me my money back?
Mm.

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Not all criminals
are masterminds, Connie.

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Okay, fine. What's your plan?

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Until we track down the guys

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or girls--

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I'm a-I'm a modern thinker--

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I'll be around,

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acting as a deterrent...

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with my friend here.

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MEEMAW:
Lil' Slugger.

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Yeah.

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It only looks small
'cause I'm so big.

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(machines chiming)

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Nice-looking watch
you got there.

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Thanks.

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Is it new?

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Actually, yeah.

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Interesting.

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You recently
come into some money?

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Kind of.
My uncle just passed away.

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Oh. Well, ain't that
a coincidence?

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What from?

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Emphysema.

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He smoke?

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Yeah.

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All right, then.

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Maybe instead of
harassing the customers,

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why don't you go over
and stand by that door

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and just look intimidating?

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(whispers):
You got it. Watch this.

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You want a chair?

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Chair would be good. Yeah.

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Let me go get
my inflatable donut.

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(whispers):
Got a little fire in the valley.

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(door closes)

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INSTRUCTOR (on tape):
When is the next train?

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Wann fährt der nächste Zug?

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Wann fährt der nächste Zug?

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(scoffs) How is this not
a Romance language?

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Shelly?

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Uh, eintreten.

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That's German for "enter."

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Yeah, about that...

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Uh, we had a long talk
with Dr. Sturgis.

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Oh, did he tell you how great
this program is

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and what a boon it'll be
to my career?

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He did.

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He also told us how much
it costs,

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and it's more
than we can handle.

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I'll pay you back.
I'm sure I'll make plenty

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as a theoretical physicist.

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I'm sure you will,
but right now,

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we don't have the money.

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Have you considered
scrimping and saving?

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I... Do we really need
breakfast, lunch and dinner?

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Sheldon, you do our taxes.

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And I'm about to start
charging for that.

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Shelly, I'm sorry, but it's no.

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Ach!

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TONYA:
I'll admit it.

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Keanu's pretty cute.

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Hey, you called Swayze,

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you stick with Swayze.

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Fine, I'll be
Mrs. Patrick Swayze.

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REEVES:
Lose something, brah?

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SWAYZE:
Special Agent Utah.

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Why'd you want to spend
the summer with Pastor Jeff?

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I didn't. My parents found out
I had a boyfriend and freaked.

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Ooh, tell me everything.
(movie stops)

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Okay, his name is Zach.

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He has a learner's permit
and his own phone line.

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So, like, a man?

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Exactly.

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(scoffs)

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(machines chiming)

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I've got a bicycle pump
if you want

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to top off your donut.

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No, actually, I'm experiencing
a little too much bounce.

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I found something.

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What you got?
I thought one
of our neighbors

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might have a security camera,

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and Sensei Bruce at
the karate studio came through.

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Oh, good job, Georgie.

260
00:10:14,114 --> 00:10:15,682
And what'd you see?

261
00:10:15,682 --> 00:10:17,584
A pickup truck driving away
from our back door

262
00:10:17,584 --> 00:10:18,918
at 2:15 in the morning.

263
00:10:18,918 --> 00:10:21,688
Ooh, now we got him.
Or her.

264
00:10:23,690 --> 00:10:25,458
Did you get a license plate?
No.

265
00:10:25,458 --> 00:10:26,960
How about the color?

266
00:10:26,960 --> 00:10:28,461
Well, the tape's
in black and white.

267
00:10:28,461 --> 00:10:30,897
But it was not black
and it was not white.

268
00:10:30,897 --> 00:10:33,700
So the getaway car is a color.

269
00:10:33,700 --> 00:10:35,435
Or grey.

270
00:10:35,435 --> 00:10:38,138
Okay.
Not quite a smoking gun,

271
00:10:38,138 --> 00:10:40,940
but at least we know
the perp drove a truck.

272
00:10:40,940 --> 00:10:42,709
Excuse me.

273
00:10:42,709 --> 00:10:44,911
Could I have everybody's
attention for just a minute?

274
00:10:44,911 --> 00:10:45,979
Show of hands,

275
00:10:45,979 --> 00:10:48,615
who here owns a truck?

276
00:10:51,618 --> 00:10:53,620
It ain't my fault
we live in Texas.

277
00:10:55,822 --> 00:10:57,557
Did you take my boom box?

278
00:10:57,557 --> 00:10:59,590
It's on my desk.

279
00:10:59,590 --> 00:11:01,928
Next time, don't touch
my stuff without asking.

280
00:11:01,928 --> 00:11:03,630
You're right, I'm sorry.

281
00:11:04,731 --> 00:11:06,733
German for Beginners?

282
00:11:06,733 --> 00:11:08,301
Why are you so weird?

283
00:11:08,301 --> 00:11:10,670
I was hoping to spend
the summer in Germany.

284
00:11:10,670 --> 00:11:12,405
The country in Europe.

285
00:11:12,405 --> 00:11:14,240
Yes.

286
00:11:14,240 --> 00:11:15,709
For the whole summer?

287
00:11:15,709 --> 00:11:17,977
Yes. But Mom and Dad
said we can't afford it.

288
00:11:17,977 --> 00:11:20,146
Oh, you can't take no
for an answer.

289
00:11:20,146 --> 00:11:22,582
You deserve this.
I deserve this.

290
00:11:22,582 --> 00:11:24,840
We deserve this.

291
00:11:24,840 --> 00:11:25,852
What am I supposed to do?
We don't have the money.

292
00:11:25,852 --> 00:11:28,154
I have $34 saved up.
It's yours.

293
00:11:28,154 --> 00:11:29,522
It's a lot more than that.

294
00:11:29,522 --> 00:11:31,240
Well, we're gonna
figure this out.

295
00:11:31,240 --> 00:11:32,425
Really?

296
00:11:32,425 --> 00:11:33,760
We'll start with
getting enough money

297
00:11:33,760 --> 00:11:34,961
for a one-way ticket.

298
00:11:34,961 --> 00:11:36,196
How do I get back home?

299
00:11:36,196 --> 00:11:38,264
Who knows?
You might love it there.

300
00:11:38,264 --> 00:11:39,966
ADULT SHELDON:
I know we've had
our differences,

301
00:11:39,966 --> 00:11:42,435
but that's the moment
I learned just how much

302
00:11:42,435 --> 00:11:43,837
my sister loved me.

303
00:11:48,775 --> 00:11:49,976
Hey.

304
00:11:49,976 --> 00:11:51,678
Hey.
Hey.

305
00:11:51,678 --> 00:11:53,446
Where's CeeCee?

306
00:11:53,446 --> 00:11:55,849
Oh, she went out with friends.

307
00:11:55,849 --> 00:11:56,983
Is that nice?

308
00:11:56,983 --> 00:11:58,184
Sorry.

309
00:11:58,184 --> 00:12:00,120
Any luck tracking
down the robbers?

310
00:12:00,120 --> 00:12:03,189
Nope. We're gonna keep
the cashbox here for a while.

311
00:12:03,189 --> 00:12:04,924
Great.

312
00:12:04,924 --> 00:12:08,795
So now the money is here,
where we sleep.

313
00:12:10,630 --> 00:12:11,698
Get your bat.

314
00:12:11,698 --> 00:12:12,732
Yeah.

315
00:12:19,639 --> 00:12:21,708
♪ ♪

316
00:12:33,386 --> 00:12:35,550
(whispers):
What are you doing?

317
00:12:35,550 --> 00:12:37,257
Sneaking out.
Come on.

318
00:12:37,257 --> 00:12:38,958
Aren't you afraid
you're gonna get caught?

319
00:12:38,958 --> 00:12:41,161
What are they gonna do,
send me to a crappier town?

320
00:12:41,161 --> 00:12:43,596
Good point.
So, what's the plan?

321
00:12:43,596 --> 00:12:46,232
Got half a pack of cigarettes
and a bottle of cooking sherry.

322
00:12:46,232 --> 00:12:48,501
Let me get dressed.

323
00:12:49,969 --> 00:12:51,237
(door closes)

324
00:12:51,237 --> 00:12:53,239
Well, backyard's clear.

325
00:12:53,239 --> 00:12:54,908
All right. Copy.

326
00:12:54,908 --> 00:12:56,576
Saw some skunks.

327
00:12:56,576 --> 00:12:59,412
That'll work for us.
That's nature's alarm system.

328
00:12:59,412 --> 00:13:01,514
You really think someone
might have followed us home?

329
00:13:01,514 --> 00:13:03,917
Eh, probably not, but it's
better to be safe than...

330
00:13:05,852 --> 00:13:07,520
Oh. What's that?

331
00:13:07,520 --> 00:13:09,189
What?

332
00:13:09,189 --> 00:13:11,291
DALE:
Two people sneaking around
out there.

333
00:13:11,291 --> 00:13:13,626
What do we do?
I don't know.

334
00:13:13,626 --> 00:13:15,261
Well, should I turn
the lights off?

335
00:13:15,261 --> 00:13:16,930
Yeah, good.

336
00:13:19,632 --> 00:13:21,301
Now, wait a minute,
if the lights are off,

337
00:13:21,301 --> 00:13:23,136
they're gonna think
nobody's home.

338
00:13:23,136 --> 00:13:24,971
Oh, right.

339
00:13:26,873 --> 00:13:28,375
But now they can see us.

340
00:13:28,375 --> 00:13:30,643
Right. Off.

341
00:13:33,880 --> 00:13:35,615
(gasps) Duck, duck.

342
00:13:38,510 --> 00:13:39,285
What are we doing?

343
00:13:39,285 --> 00:13:41,321
Someone's awake at my meemaw's.

344
00:13:41,321 --> 00:13:44,570
I think they saw us.
(coughing)

345
00:13:44,570 --> 00:13:45,625
You said you knew how to smoke.

346
00:13:45,625 --> 00:13:48,628
I do, but this isn't my brand.

347
00:13:48,628 --> 00:13:49,996
Come on, let's get out of here.

348
00:13:51,398 --> 00:13:53,500
GEORGE JR.:
There they go.

349
00:13:53,500 --> 00:13:55,301
I think we scared them off.

350
00:13:55,301 --> 00:13:56,803
Yeah, we did.

351
00:13:56,803 --> 00:13:58,405
(chuckles)

352
00:13:58,405 --> 00:14:00,240
We are heroes.

353
00:14:00,240 --> 00:14:01,741
Damn straight. Yeah.

354
00:14:01,741 --> 00:14:03,576
(clattering)

355
00:14:07,213 --> 00:14:08,415
Shelly.

356
00:14:09,749 --> 00:14:11,918
It's 6:00 in the morning.
What are you doing?

357
00:14:11,918 --> 00:14:13,987
Having a yard sale,
and the serious buyers

358
00:14:13,987 --> 00:14:15,155
start early
so I need to get a move on.

359
00:14:15,155 --> 00:14:17,257
Is that my good china?

360
00:14:17,257 --> 00:14:18,825
Oh, it's just one setting,

361
00:14:18,825 --> 00:14:20,260
and if I'm in Germany,
you'll never miss it.

362
00:14:20,260 --> 00:14:21,494
Give me that.

363
00:14:21,494 --> 00:14:22,996
Fine.

364
00:14:22,996 --> 00:14:24,497
But I am selling my trains,
my comic books

365
00:14:24,497 --> 00:14:25,865
and the first chapter
of my autobiography.

366
00:14:25,865 --> 00:14:28,668
It's in utero.
You do not come off well.

367
00:14:28,668 --> 00:14:31,604
Shelly, that is not gonna
get you to Germany.

368
00:14:32,605 --> 00:14:34,607
I have to try.

369
00:14:34,607 --> 00:14:37,610
(sighs)
Let me put this away. I'll help.

370
00:14:37,610 --> 00:14:39,120
Thank you.

371
00:14:41,348 --> 00:14:43,950
What are you doing up?
Um, going to the bathroom?

372
00:14:43,950 --> 00:14:46,119
Why are you dressed?
Why are you dressed?

373
00:14:46,119 --> 00:14:48,455
I'm having a yard sale
to raise money for Germany.

374
00:14:48,455 --> 00:14:49,889
Great, I'll help.

375
00:14:49,889 --> 00:14:51,570
But why are you dressed?

376
00:14:51,570 --> 00:14:52,525
To help you.

377
00:14:52,525 --> 00:14:54,394
But I just told you about that.

378
00:14:54,394 --> 00:14:55,862
And I'm ready to start.

379
00:14:55,862 --> 00:14:58,365
Okay. Wait, what?
(door closes)

380
00:14:58,365 --> 00:15:01,267
Well, I saw them
sneaking around outside.

381
00:15:01,267 --> 00:15:03,303
They was clearly
casing the place.

382
00:15:03,303 --> 00:15:07,273
So I grabbed Lil' Slugger
and I went out the front porch

383
00:15:07,273 --> 00:15:10,430
and I let 'em know
who they was messing with.

384
00:15:10,430 --> 00:15:12,212
You think they'll be back?

385
00:15:12,212 --> 00:15:15,648
Nah, they ran away like
two little girls. (chuckles)

386
00:15:19,586 --> 00:15:21,321
Ten dollars?
I'll give you five.

387
00:15:22,555 --> 00:15:25,458
Sir, that's
a Lionel MPC-era O Gauge

388
00:15:25,458 --> 00:15:26,793
that I've had since I was six.

389
00:15:26,793 --> 00:15:28,395
You're lucky it's only ten.

390
00:15:28,395 --> 00:15:29,596
Fine. Ten.

391
00:15:29,596 --> 00:15:31,970
Uh, uh, I meant $20.

392
00:15:31,970 --> 00:15:32,832
T-The tag says ten.

393
00:15:32,832 --> 00:15:35,502
And now it's a thousand.
Give that back.

394
00:15:35,502 --> 00:15:36,569
Have a nice day.

395
00:15:38,400 --> 00:15:39,339
How's he doing?

396
00:15:40,340 --> 00:15:42,942
He's having a little trouble
letting go of things.

397
00:15:42,942 --> 00:15:44,577
Ah-Ah!
Look, don't touch.

398
00:15:46,120 --> 00:15:48,848
Morning, Mary.
Pastor Jeff.

399
00:15:48,848 --> 00:15:51,851
This is my niece Tonya.
She's staying with us.

400
00:15:51,851 --> 00:15:53,753
Hey, Missy. Tonya.

401
00:15:53,753 --> 00:15:55,121
Oh. You've met.

402
00:15:55,121 --> 00:15:57,791
Boy howdy, have they met.

403
00:15:57,791 --> 00:16:00,193
That's what I need
to talk to you about.

404
00:16:00,193 --> 00:16:02,195
I'm gonna go help Sheldon.

405
00:16:02,195 --> 00:16:03,863
Why don't you stay?
What's going on?

406
00:16:03,863 --> 00:16:06,132
Missy rented Tonya
an R-rated movie

407
00:16:06,132 --> 00:16:08,702
and tried to hide it
in a Disney box.

408
00:16:08,702 --> 00:16:10,937
Oh, that's what this is about?

409
00:16:10,937 --> 00:16:12,772
What else would it be about?

410
00:16:14,374 --> 00:16:16,543
Missy?
It must have been an accident.

411
00:16:16,543 --> 00:16:18,311
I thought I gave her Bambi.

412
00:16:18,311 --> 00:16:20,213
I did ask for Bambi.

413
00:16:20,213 --> 00:16:22,716
Sometimes people return things
in the wrong box.

414
00:16:22,716 --> 00:16:24,617
It's my fault for not checking.

415
00:16:24,617 --> 00:16:26,286
I'm really sorry.

416
00:16:28,388 --> 00:16:32,325
Well, don't let it happen again.

417
00:16:35,495 --> 00:16:39,650
This set was actually
endorsed by Professor Proton.

418
00:16:39,650 --> 00:16:40,233
Who's Professor Proton?

419
00:16:40,233 --> 00:16:42,200
Who's Professor Proton?

420
00:16:42,200 --> 00:16:43,403
How much time do you have?

421
00:16:43,403 --> 00:16:45,739
Arthur Jeffries,
aka Professor Proton,

422
00:16:45,739 --> 00:16:47,574
brought science to the masses

423
00:16:47,574 --> 00:16:49,409
on his revolutionary television
show Professor Proton.

424
00:16:49,409 --> 00:16:51,144
Actually, this set
is not for sale.

425
00:16:56,516 --> 00:16:58,585
ADULT SHELDON:
Unfortunately,

426
00:16:58,585 --> 00:17:00,420
my yard sale was a bust,
and my dream of spending

427
00:17:00,420 --> 00:17:02,255
the summer in Germany
was fading.

428
00:17:02,255 --> 00:17:05,692
On the bright side,
I did get to keep all my trains.

429
00:17:05,692 --> 00:17:08,728
And people say
I'm not emotionally complex.

430
00:17:08,728 --> 00:17:09,929
(doorbell rings)

431
00:17:12,980 --> 00:17:13,166
Dr. Linkletter.

432
00:17:13,166 --> 00:17:14,901
I heard you're raising money

433
00:17:14,901 --> 00:17:16,603
to study in Germany.
Is that true?

434
00:17:16,603 --> 00:17:17,871
Yes, but I'm not
having any luck.

435
00:17:17,871 --> 00:17:19,906
Oh, your luck's
about to change.

436
00:17:19,906 --> 00:17:21,374
Here's one week of my pay.

437
00:17:21,374 --> 00:17:23,543
Wow, thank you.

438
00:17:23,543 --> 00:17:26,120
Mm. Whatever it takes
to get you on that plane.

439
00:17:27,280 --> 00:17:29,516
I also passed the hat
in the faculty lounge.

440
00:17:30,517 --> 00:17:32,786
I don't know what to say.

441
00:17:32,786 --> 00:17:35,121
I do. Auf Wiedersehen,
you little rascal.

442
00:17:35,121 --> 00:17:36,356
(chuckles)

443
00:17:39,893 --> 00:17:41,728
GEORGE SR.:
Who was that?

444
00:17:41,728 --> 00:17:44,197
Dr. Linkletter.
He just gave me

445
00:17:44,197 --> 00:17:45,699
all this money for Germany.

446
00:17:45,699 --> 00:17:47,967
Well, that's really something.

447
00:17:47,967 --> 00:17:49,703
(chuckles)
(knocking)

448
00:17:51,971 --> 00:17:53,306
Hello, Pastor Jeff.

449
00:17:53,306 --> 00:17:55,809
Sheldon, George, good news.

450
00:17:55,809 --> 00:17:57,210
I told the congregation about

451
00:17:57,210 --> 00:17:59,245
your exciting opportunity
in Germany,

452
00:17:59,245 --> 00:18:01,815
and boy, were they thrilled
to help. (laughs)

453
00:18:01,815 --> 00:18:04,884
I've never seen
the collection plate so full.

454
00:18:04,884 --> 00:18:06,419
Well, thank you.

455
00:18:06,419 --> 00:18:08,221
Are you seeing this?
I am beloved.

456
00:18:08,221 --> 00:18:10,223
Sure.