1 00:00:00,867 --> 00:00:02,669 Previously on Young Sheldon... 2 00:00:02,669 --> 00:00:04,971 I reached out to a colleague who's doing 3 00:00:04,971 --> 00:00:08,675 a summer research program at the University of Heidelberg, 4 00:00:08,675 --> 00:00:10,744 and I think I can get you in. 5 00:00:10,744 --> 00:00:13,513 Fantastisch. That's German for fantastic. 6 00:00:13,513 --> 00:00:15,682 This is my niece Tonya. 7 00:00:15,682 --> 00:00:16,716 She's staying with us. 8 00:00:16,716 --> 00:00:18,618 Hey, Missy. Tonya. 9 00:00:18,618 --> 00:00:20,520 (quietly): What are you doing? 10 00:00:20,520 --> 00:00:22,622 Sneaking out. So, what's the plan? 11 00:00:22,622 --> 00:00:25,291 I got half a pack of cigarettes and a bottle of cooking sherry. 12 00:00:25,291 --> 00:00:26,659 Let me get dressed. 13 00:00:28,628 --> 00:00:31,664 This will allow us to calculate the speed of sound in the liquid 14 00:00:31,664 --> 00:00:34,968 using the standard elements of the Einstein field equations. 15 00:00:34,968 --> 00:00:37,103 The answer is only correct, of course, 16 00:00:37,103 --> 00:00:38,905 if the density changes slowly. 17 00:00:38,905 --> 00:00:41,675 And to begin, we use the standard equations 18 00:00:41,675 --> 00:00:44,770 of thermal physics to simplify the answer-- 19 00:00:44,770 --> 00:00:45,845 (sniffing) 20 00:00:45,845 --> 00:00:47,547 Wh-Wha-What am I smelling? 21 00:00:47,547 --> 00:00:50,517 Oh, that might be my sauerkraut and knockwurst. 22 00:00:50,517 --> 00:00:52,180 It is. 23 00:00:52,952 --> 00:00:55,880 Why are you eating sauerkraut in my classroom? 24 00:00:55,880 --> 00:00:57,957 I'm acclimating my body to a Germanic meat-based diet. 25 00:00:57,957 --> 00:00:59,292 At 11:00 a.m.? 26 00:00:59,292 --> 00:01:00,927 It's dinnertime in Heidelberg. 27 00:01:00,927 --> 00:01:02,195 We're not in Heidelberg. 28 00:01:02,195 --> 00:01:03,530 But I will be over the summer, 29 00:01:03,530 --> 00:01:04,831 so I'm trying to adjust 30 00:01:04,831 --> 00:01:06,633 my internal clock to the local time 31 00:01:06,633 --> 00:01:08,768 so I can hit the ground running mitout jet lag. 32 00:01:09,436 --> 00:01:10,970 I'm got to get back to my lecture, 33 00:01:10,970 --> 00:01:12,339 if that doesn't interfere with your meal. 34 00:01:12,339 --> 00:01:14,341 Oh, dinner and a show, I love it. 35 00:01:14,341 --> 00:01:15,842 Although... would you be a lamb 36 00:01:15,842 --> 00:01:17,344 and open this jar of mustard for me? 37 00:01:17,344 --> 00:01:19,579 Here are two words you don't often hear-- 38 00:01:19,579 --> 00:01:21,140 poor Germany. 39 00:01:21,140 --> 00:01:22,515 ♪ ♪ 40 00:01:22,515 --> 00:01:25,719 ♪ Nobody else is stronger than I am ♪ 41 00:01:25,719 --> 00:01:28,154 ♪ Yesterday I moved a mountain ♪ 42 00:01:28,154 --> 00:01:30,557 ♪ I bet I could be your hero ♪ 43 00:01:30,557 --> 00:01:33,727 ♪ I am a mighty little man ♪ 44 00:01:33,727 --> 00:01:38,365 ♪ I am a mighty little man. ♪ 45 00:01:40,700 --> 00:01:43,300 ♪ ♪ 46 00:01:45,380 --> 00:01:47,140 Hey. MARY: Oh, good. Can you do me a favor 47 00:01:47,140 --> 00:01:48,908 and run to the grocery store? 48 00:01:48,908 --> 00:01:50,710 There's a list there on the island. 49 00:01:50,710 --> 00:01:52,512 Nice to see you, too. (sighs) 50 00:01:52,512 --> 00:01:55,248 I'm sorry, I have to get passports for Shelly and me, 51 00:01:55,248 --> 00:01:56,950 I've got to make sure that the house is stocked, 52 00:01:56,950 --> 00:01:59,519 and now that he's read about deep-vein thrombosis, 53 00:01:59,519 --> 00:02:01,788 I have to find compression socks for the flight. 54 00:02:01,788 --> 00:02:04,758 "Chicken boo-eh-lon"? What does that even mean? 55 00:02:04,758 --> 00:02:06,426 Bouillon. 56 00:02:06,426 --> 00:02:08,728 It's the tiny cubes that turn into soup. 57 00:02:08,728 --> 00:02:10,363 So, the soup aisle? 58 00:02:10,363 --> 00:02:11,698 There you go. 59 00:02:11,698 --> 00:02:13,400 And you also need to go to the drugstore. 60 00:02:13,400 --> 00:02:16,269 For what? Missy needs... some items. 61 00:02:16,269 --> 00:02:17,704 They're on the back of the list. 62 00:02:19,472 --> 00:02:21,410 (sighs) 63 00:02:22,800 --> 00:02:23,810 You know, you seem pretty stressed out 64 00:02:23,810 --> 00:02:26,312 Maybe it'd be easier if I go to Germany. 65 00:02:26,312 --> 00:02:28,810 You got to be kidding. 66 00:02:28,810 --> 00:02:29,382 Well, it might make more sense. 67 00:02:29,382 --> 00:02:30,884 I got the summer off... 68 00:02:30,884 --> 00:02:32,485 And, come on, beer and sausage? 69 00:02:32,485 --> 00:02:34,154 I've been training for that my whole life. 70 00:02:34,154 --> 00:02:35,855 Uh... 71 00:02:35,855 --> 00:02:39,192 Well, I guess that's a possibility. 72 00:02:39,192 --> 00:02:41,127 It's just a thought. Mm-hmm. 73 00:02:41,127 --> 00:02:43,363 I'll run to the grocery store, we can talk about this later. 74 00:02:43,363 --> 00:02:44,664 If you're going to the grocery store, 75 00:02:44,664 --> 00:02:46,166 you should get more tinfoil. 76 00:02:46,166 --> 00:02:47,567 (sighs) You're not making a hat, are you? 77 00:02:47,567 --> 00:02:50,203 No. I need it to black out my windows. 78 00:02:50,203 --> 00:02:51,705 It's 10:00 p.m. in Heidelberg. 79 00:02:52,639 --> 00:02:54,374 Gute Nacht. 80 00:02:55,475 --> 00:02:57,770 (clucks tongue) 81 00:02:57,770 --> 00:02:59,790 (exhales) 82 00:02:59,790 --> 00:03:00,947 Tinfoil. 83 00:03:00,947 --> 00:03:02,649 (sizzling) 84 00:03:02,649 --> 00:03:05,118 Hey, thanks for watching her. No problem. 85 00:03:05,118 --> 00:03:07,870 She's my little Hamburger Helper helper. 86 00:03:07,870 --> 00:03:08,688 Ain't that right? 87 00:03:08,688 --> 00:03:11,958 Hey, um, you got anything going on this weekend? 88 00:03:11,958 --> 00:03:14,861 Uh, not much. Why? 89 00:03:14,861 --> 00:03:16,596 Well, at the baby shower, I got a spa trip 90 00:03:16,596 --> 00:03:18,531 and I was thinking about using it. 91 00:03:18,531 --> 00:03:20,367 I can watch CeeCee. 92 00:03:20,367 --> 00:03:22,602 No, it's for two people. 93 00:03:22,602 --> 00:03:25,710 I thought maybe you and I could go. 94 00:03:26,390 --> 00:03:28,141 Like together? Yeah. 95 00:03:28,141 --> 00:03:30,760 You deserve a break as much as I do. 96 00:03:31,770 --> 00:03:32,779 Oh, uh... 97 00:03:32,779 --> 00:03:35,215 Sure, maybe. 98 00:03:36,149 --> 00:03:38,180 Okay, you don't seem very excited. 99 00:03:38,180 --> 00:03:40,186 Well, what do guys do at spas? 100 00:03:40,186 --> 00:03:41,988 The same thing that women do at spas. 101 00:03:41,988 --> 00:03:43,590 What do women do at spas? 102 00:03:43,590 --> 00:03:46,259 I don't know, spa stuff. Let's find out. 103 00:03:46,259 --> 00:03:48,528 Oh, what about the baby? 104 00:03:48,528 --> 00:03:50,330 It's just one night, Connie can watch her. 105 00:03:50,330 --> 00:03:52,932 Okay, fine, if she says yes, then sure. 106 00:03:52,932 --> 00:03:54,434 Great. Oh! 107 00:03:54,434 --> 00:03:57,170 We can go to bed early, we can nap... 108 00:03:57,170 --> 00:03:59,105 (gasps) we can sleep in. 109 00:03:59,105 --> 00:04:00,840 Mm, exciting. 110 00:04:00,840 --> 00:04:02,275 Tell me about it. 111 00:04:03,476 --> 00:04:04,744 (whoops softly) 112 00:04:04,744 --> 00:04:06,980 So, Missy, how was your day? 113 00:04:06,980 --> 00:04:08,114 Sheldon's not here-- 114 00:04:08,114 --> 00:04:10,500 let's just enjoy the silence. 115 00:04:10,500 --> 00:04:12,252 Mm, it is nice, isn't it? (chuckles) No. 116 00:04:12,252 --> 00:04:13,987 And if you think it's so nice, 117 00:04:13,987 --> 00:04:16,456 why do you want to spend two months with him in Germany? 118 00:04:16,456 --> 00:04:18,910 I thought Mom was going. 119 00:04:18,910 --> 00:04:20,260 We're exploring our options. 120 00:04:20,260 --> 00:04:21,928 Well, I've been thinking about it. 121 00:04:21,928 --> 00:04:23,630 You've traveled the world. 122 00:04:23,630 --> 00:04:25,131 I've never left the country. 123 00:04:25,131 --> 00:04:27,434 The Army isn't "traveling the world." 124 00:04:27,434 --> 00:04:28,735 More than I've done. 125 00:04:28,735 --> 00:04:30,236 Do I get a vote? No. 126 00:04:30,236 --> 00:04:31,604 Wait, what's your vote? 127 00:04:31,604 --> 00:04:33,606 Mom goes. You don't get a vote. 128 00:04:33,606 --> 00:04:36,409 And... you got to visit Caltech with him. 129 00:04:36,409 --> 00:04:38,945 Seeing a college campus ain't two months in Europe. 130 00:04:38,945 --> 00:04:40,447 I wouldn't know, would I? 131 00:04:40,447 --> 00:04:43,783 Mary, I've worked my *** off for 20 years, 132 00:04:43,783 --> 00:04:45,218 I deserve this. 133 00:04:45,218 --> 00:04:47,120 Right, because what I do is worthless. 134 00:04:47,120 --> 00:04:48,121 (sighs) 135 00:04:48,121 --> 00:04:49,589 Will you keep it down? 136 00:04:49,589 --> 00:04:51,124 It's the middle of the night in here. 137 00:04:51,124 --> 00:04:52,692 ♪ ♪ 138 00:04:52,692 --> 00:04:55,610 Fighting over two months of that? 139 00:04:55,610 --> 00:04:56,496 Okay... 140 00:04:56,496 --> 00:04:58,980 MEEMAW: Hey. 141 00:04:59,320 --> 00:05:02,168 I hear you and Mandy are going away for the weekend. 142 00:05:02,168 --> 00:05:04,637 Yeah, if you don't mind watching the baby. 143 00:05:04,637 --> 00:05:05,872 I don't mind. 144 00:05:05,872 --> 00:05:07,407 You sure? 145 00:05:07,407 --> 00:05:08,908 You ain't ever watched her overnight before. 146 00:05:08,908 --> 00:05:11,978 It's fine, we both wake up a lot to pee. 147 00:05:11,978 --> 00:05:15,715 Well, if you change your mind, I don't have to go. 148 00:05:15,715 --> 00:05:17,183 Do you not want to go? 149 00:05:17,183 --> 00:05:19,686 No, I do. 150 00:05:19,686 --> 00:05:21,821 Is this 'cause it's a spa and you're worried about 151 00:05:21,821 --> 00:05:23,456 getting a massage from a guy? 152 00:05:23,456 --> 00:05:26,459 Well, I wasn't. But that ain't helping. 153 00:05:26,459 --> 00:05:28,361 (chuckling) What's going on? 154 00:05:29,362 --> 00:05:32,165 Well, we've just never been away from the baby 155 00:05:32,165 --> 00:05:33,800 this long before and... 156 00:05:33,800 --> 00:05:35,468 And...? 157 00:05:35,468 --> 00:05:39,706 Me and Mandy have never been away alone together. 158 00:05:39,706 --> 00:05:41,541 You worried you're gonna blow it with her? 159 00:05:41,541 --> 00:05:42,842 No. 160 00:05:42,842 --> 00:05:44,911 Quit making me worry about new things! 161 00:05:45,912 --> 00:05:47,847 ♪ ♪ 162 00:05:47,847 --> 00:05:50,450 ADULT SHELDON: It may have been midnight in Medford, 163 00:05:50,450 --> 00:05:52,485 but it was morning in Heidelberg-- 164 00:05:52,485 --> 00:05:54,988 the perfect time to enjoy a hearty breakfast 165 00:05:54,988 --> 00:05:57,190 of leberwurst on pumpernickel. 166 00:05:57,190 --> 00:05:58,558 (crunching) 167 00:05:58,558 --> 00:06:00,760 How do you say blech in German? 168 00:06:00,760 --> 00:06:02,495 ADULT SHELDON: I'll save you from googling. 169 00:06:02,495 --> 00:06:05,398 It's eklig. You're welcome. 170 00:06:13,340 --> 00:06:14,607 Where were you? (gasps) 171 00:06:15,909 --> 00:06:18,478 Why are you up? Go back to bed. 172 00:06:18,478 --> 00:06:20,280 I was enjoying a revolting German breakfast. 173 00:06:20,280 --> 00:06:21,414 What's your excuse? 174 00:06:21,414 --> 00:06:22,949 It's none of your business. 175 00:06:22,949 --> 00:06:24,951 As your brother, your safety is my business. 176 00:06:24,951 --> 00:06:27,787 I met my friend Tonya, it's not a big deal. 177 00:06:27,787 --> 00:06:29,789 You smell like cigarettes. 178 00:06:29,789 --> 00:06:31,157 No, I don't. 179 00:06:31,157 --> 00:06:32,892 Perhaps a second opinion, I'll get Mom. 180 00:06:32,892 --> 00:06:34,160 Sheldon, stop and think. 181 00:06:34,160 --> 00:06:35,962 If I get in trouble, 182 00:06:35,962 --> 00:06:37,397 neither Mom or Dad is gonna want to leave me 183 00:06:37,397 --> 00:06:38,798 and go to Germany. 184 00:06:38,798 --> 00:06:41,100 And if they don't go, you don't go. 185 00:06:41,100 --> 00:06:43,103 But I have to go. 186 00:06:43,103 --> 00:06:45,839 Then you need to forget this happened. 187 00:06:45,839 --> 00:06:48,441 I can't forget this happened-- I remember everything. 188 00:06:48,441 --> 00:06:51,578 Then when you're old and not a famous scientist, 189 00:06:51,578 --> 00:06:53,947 you'll remember this is the moment you blew it. 190 00:06:53,947 --> 00:06:56,616 ♪ ♪ 191 00:06:56,616 --> 00:06:59,252 Well? What's it gonna be? 192 00:07:00,420 --> 00:07:01,955 I'm going to brush the liver out of my teeth 193 00:07:01,955 --> 00:07:03,390 and mull this over. 194 00:07:13,533 --> 00:07:15,568 ADULT SHELDON: I was presented with a moral dilemma. 195 00:07:15,568 --> 00:07:17,103 (groans) 196 00:07:17,103 --> 00:07:19,239 Cover for Missy and protect my trip, 197 00:07:19,239 --> 00:07:22,976 or sing like a canary and spend a muggy summer in Texas 198 00:07:22,976 --> 00:07:25,278 with my clean conscience. 199 00:07:25,278 --> 00:07:28,181 Sheldon, everything okay? 200 00:07:28,181 --> 00:07:30,583 Yeah, Sheldon, is everything okay? 201 00:07:33,186 --> 00:07:35,355 Everything is okay. 202 00:07:38,324 --> 00:07:39,726 What was that about? 203 00:07:39,726 --> 00:07:41,995 I don't know. I just woke up. 204 00:07:43,630 --> 00:07:44,970 (yawns) 205 00:07:45,650 --> 00:07:46,433 (sighs) 206 00:07:46,933 --> 00:07:49,302 So, George really wants to go to Germany? 207 00:07:49,302 --> 00:07:51,338 Yeah, he thinks it'll be a vacation. 208 00:07:51,338 --> 00:07:53,707 Because the two things that Sheldon loves are 209 00:07:53,707 --> 00:07:55,742 change and new people. 210 00:07:55,742 --> 00:07:58,345 Thank you. So, which one of you is gonna go? 211 00:07:58,345 --> 00:08:00,180 (sighs) We're still discussing it. 212 00:08:00,180 --> 00:08:02,115 So, you? Mm-hmm. 213 00:08:02,115 --> 00:08:03,616 Hi. MEEMAW: Hey. 214 00:08:03,616 --> 00:08:05,180 Did y'all get her down? MANDY: Yeah. 215 00:08:05,180 --> 00:08:07,554 Finally. We're gonna head out before she wakes up. 216 00:08:07,554 --> 00:08:09,823 I am so glad you two are spending 217 00:08:09,823 --> 00:08:11,358 some quality time together. 218 00:08:11,358 --> 00:08:14,127 Mom. No, she's right, I mean, we earned it. 219 00:08:14,127 --> 00:08:16,496 I don't love that you're gonna share a hotel room, but... 220 00:08:16,496 --> 00:08:16,963 Mom. 221 00:08:16,963 --> 00:08:18,331 Well, you're not married. 222 00:08:18,331 --> 00:08:19,599 Mom. Stop. 223 00:08:19,599 --> 00:08:20,567 I'm done. 224 00:08:20,567 --> 00:08:22,102 She's not. Run. 225 00:08:22,102 --> 00:08:23,770 See ya. Bye. 226 00:08:24,838 --> 00:08:26,706 Well, you know you weren't. 227 00:08:26,706 --> 00:08:28,410 (door closes) 228 00:08:28,410 --> 00:08:30,430 (TV playing indistinctly) MISSY: Okay. 229 00:08:30,430 --> 00:08:32,912 According to this quiz, your TV boyfriend is... 230 00:08:32,912 --> 00:08:34,800 Bart Simpson. 231 00:08:34,800 --> 00:08:35,448 He's not even real. 232 00:08:35,448 --> 00:08:36,883 That doesn't matter. 233 00:08:36,883 --> 00:08:37,917 I still think about marrying Alf. 234 00:08:37,917 --> 00:08:39,352 (both chuckling) 235 00:08:39,352 --> 00:08:41,187 ADULT SHELDON: Look at them over there. 236 00:08:41,187 --> 00:08:43,560 They got away with one transgression, 237 00:08:43,560 --> 00:08:45,725 and now they were clearly plotting their next. 238 00:08:45,725 --> 00:08:48,940 All right, we got away with sneaking out. 239 00:08:48,940 --> 00:08:49,396 What should we do now? 240 00:08:49,396 --> 00:08:52,980 I say we rob the mall. 241 00:08:52,980 --> 00:08:53,299 You read my mind. 242 00:08:53,299 --> 00:08:55,168 We hit the shoe store first 243 00:08:55,168 --> 00:08:56,536 and then the makeup store. 244 00:08:56,536 --> 00:08:57,937 Smart. 245 00:08:57,937 --> 00:08:59,773 Those are the things we girls like. 246 00:08:59,773 --> 00:09:01,274 (ominous music playing) 247 00:09:01,274 --> 00:09:03,243 GEORGE SR.: You okay? 248 00:09:03,243 --> 00:09:04,778 Huh? What? 249 00:09:04,778 --> 00:09:06,579 You look a little distracted. 250 00:09:06,579 --> 00:09:10,500 No, what would I be distracted about? 251 00:09:11,818 --> 00:09:14,721 Eh, you got Germany coming up. 252 00:09:14,721 --> 00:09:16,489 Makes sense to be a little nervous. 253 00:09:16,489 --> 00:09:19,225 That does make sense. Yeah. 254 00:09:19,225 --> 00:09:21,428 Remember how scared you got when we flew to Pasadena? 255 00:09:21,428 --> 00:09:24,130 (chuckles softly) But we got through it. 256 00:09:24,130 --> 00:09:25,298 Together. 257 00:09:25,298 --> 00:09:26,766 We did. 258 00:09:26,766 --> 00:09:28,668 Germany's way further than that. 259 00:09:28,668 --> 00:09:31,237 Your mom's never been on a flight that long before. 260 00:09:31,237 --> 00:09:32,305 I have. 261 00:09:32,305 --> 00:09:34,207 When I was in the Army. 262 00:09:34,207 --> 00:09:35,775 Fighting for our country. 263 00:09:35,775 --> 00:09:37,377 Weren't you in the motor pool? 264 00:09:38,645 --> 00:09:41,247 I'm just saying, if your mom gets nervous, 265 00:09:41,247 --> 00:09:43,149 you might be the one calming her down. 266 00:09:43,149 --> 00:09:44,851 But that's what she does for me. 267 00:09:44,851 --> 00:09:46,653 Well, I'm sure she'll do her best. 268 00:09:46,653 --> 00:09:50,156 But if she can't, there's lots of strangers on the plane. 269 00:09:50,156 --> 00:09:52,258 You can hold one of their hands. 270 00:09:56,629 --> 00:09:58,465 (mumbles) Hey. 271 00:09:58,465 --> 00:10:00,633 Hey, thanks for coming. 272 00:10:00,633 --> 00:10:02,769 Ah, I'm not gonna pass on a free lunch. 273 00:10:02,769 --> 00:10:05,380 I'm no dummy. What you making? 274 00:10:05,380 --> 00:10:06,306 Chicken salad. 275 00:10:06,306 --> 00:10:07,540 (sniffs) 276 00:10:07,540 --> 00:10:09,275 Is it supposed to smell like that? 277 00:10:09,275 --> 00:10:10,643 What? 278 00:10:10,643 --> 00:10:13,513 Oh, it's the baby. 279 00:10:13,513 --> 00:10:15,482 Uh, yeah, and people keep having them. 280 00:10:15,482 --> 00:10:17,150 I don't get it. 281 00:10:17,150 --> 00:10:19,219 Could you change her and let me finish up here? 282 00:10:19,219 --> 00:10:20,987 How do you mean? 283 00:10:20,987 --> 00:10:24,240 I mean, like, go get a new diaper and put it on her. 284 00:10:24,240 --> 00:10:25,250 Oh. 285 00:10:25,250 --> 00:10:26,459 No, thanks. 286 00:10:26,459 --> 00:10:29,462 Don't you be a baby. Go and change her. 287 00:10:29,462 --> 00:10:32,332 The first diaper I change is gonna be my own. 288 00:10:32,332 --> 00:10:34,367 You've never changed a diaper? 289 00:10:34,367 --> 00:10:36,360 Not a one. 290 00:10:36,360 --> 00:10:38,371 You have kids. And grandkids. 291 00:10:38,371 --> 00:10:40,874 How did you get away with never changing a diaper? 292 00:10:40,874 --> 00:10:43,309 Mm. It wasn't easy. 293 00:10:43,309 --> 00:10:45,450 When there's something's important to you, 294 00:10:45,450 --> 00:10:47,480 you find a way. 295 00:10:47,480 --> 00:10:49,683 Maybe we can do a sleepover at your place. 296 00:10:49,683 --> 00:10:51,351 Why can't we do it here? (knock at door) 297 00:10:51,351 --> 00:10:52,519 SHELDON: Missy. 298 00:10:52,519 --> 00:10:53,520 (quietly): That's why. 299 00:10:53,520 --> 00:10:55,221 Go away. 300 00:10:55,221 --> 00:10:57,524 SHELDON: Why? What secret plot are you hatching now? 301 00:10:57,524 --> 00:10:59,325 What's wrong with him? 302 00:10:59,325 --> 00:11:00,493 Literally, everything. 303 00:11:00,493 --> 00:11:02,262 (knocks on door) SHELDON: Missy. 304 00:11:02,262 --> 00:11:04,564 Is he gonna rat us out? No. 305 00:11:04,564 --> 00:11:07,367 He's really smart but also really dumb. Watch. 306 00:11:07,367 --> 00:11:09,235 Come in, Sheldon. 307 00:11:11,705 --> 00:11:14,341 What? I've been reading up on German history 308 00:11:14,341 --> 00:11:16,509 and I've realized that appeasement 309 00:11:16,509 --> 00:11:18,978 in the face of rule-breaking is a slippery slope. 310 00:11:18,978 --> 00:11:20,680 Let's say that sneaking out was 311 00:11:20,680 --> 00:11:22,215 your "occupying the Sudetenland." 312 00:11:22,215 --> 00:11:24,117 What's your "invasion of Poland" going to be? 313 00:11:24,117 --> 00:11:25,618 I see it. 314 00:11:25,618 --> 00:11:27,554 (scoffs) What are you talking about? 315 00:11:27,554 --> 00:11:29,122 If I can't tell Mom and Dad on you, 316 00:11:29,122 --> 00:11:30,390 then I need you to promise you won't break 317 00:11:30,390 --> 00:11:31,758 any more rules while I'm away. 318 00:11:31,758 --> 00:11:33,626 Fine, I promise. Now get out. 319 00:11:33,626 --> 00:11:35,562 Excellent. 320 00:11:35,562 --> 00:11:36,863 Wait, how do I know you meant that? 321 00:11:37,797 --> 00:11:41,601 Maybe she should promise she was telling the truth. 322 00:11:41,601 --> 00:11:43,269 I like that. 323 00:11:43,269 --> 00:11:45,572 I promise I was telling the truth. 324 00:11:45,572 --> 00:11:47,374 ♪ ♪ 325 00:11:48,742 --> 00:11:50,710 Wait, if you were lying about the first promise, 326 00:11:50,710 --> 00:11:52,912 how do I know you weren't lying about the second promise? 327 00:11:52,912 --> 00:11:54,547 I promise I wasn't. 328 00:11:56,783 --> 00:11:58,318 (groans) 329 00:11:59,252 --> 00:12:01,588 (door closes) I think you broke him. 330 00:12:01,588 --> 00:12:03,390 No, he'll be back. 331 00:12:03,390 --> 00:12:04,724 SHELDON: I will. 332 00:12:04,724 --> 00:12:06,292 (sighs) 333 00:12:07,761 --> 00:12:09,229 (lock beeps) 334 00:12:10,230 --> 00:12:12,132 (gasps) Wow. 335 00:12:12,132 --> 00:12:14,000 Look at this. 336 00:12:14,000 --> 00:12:15,100 GEORGE JR.: Uh-huh. 337 00:12:15,100 --> 00:12:17,437 Nice. Oh, come on. 338 00:12:17,437 --> 00:12:19,272 You live in a garage. 339 00:12:19,272 --> 00:12:21,474 This is the nicest room you've ever seen in your life. 340 00:12:21,474 --> 00:12:23,410 I said it was nice. 341 00:12:24,411 --> 00:12:27,113 Oh, my God. 342 00:12:27,113 --> 00:12:29,816 You have to feel this bed. I may never leave. 343 00:12:31,751 --> 00:12:33,653 Yeah, that's something. 344 00:12:33,653 --> 00:12:35,955 Soft. Okay. 345 00:12:35,955 --> 00:12:38,324 What is going on? Do you not want to be here? 346 00:12:38,324 --> 00:12:39,959 What? I'm here. 347 00:12:39,959 --> 00:12:41,628 Are you that worried about the massage? 348 00:12:41,628 --> 00:12:43,129 You know, you don't have to get one. 349 00:12:43,129 --> 00:12:45,498 It ain't the massage. 350 00:12:45,498 --> 00:12:47,567 Well, it's a little the massage. 351 00:12:47,567 --> 00:12:49,302 They ain't gonna touch my butt, are they? 352 00:12:49,302 --> 00:12:51,271 Oh, yes. I ordered the couples' butt massage. 353 00:12:51,271 --> 00:12:52,439 I paid extra for it. 354 00:12:52,439 --> 00:12:54,674 Really? No, dummy. 355 00:12:54,674 --> 00:12:56,476 Oh, forget it. 356 00:12:56,476 --> 00:12:58,578 I thought this is what you wanted-- 357 00:12:58,578 --> 00:12:59,879 us together. 358 00:12:59,879 --> 00:13:01,614 I did. 359 00:13:02,816 --> 00:13:04,918 You did. What changed? 360 00:13:05,852 --> 00:13:07,153 It's just different now. 361 00:13:07,153 --> 00:13:09,356 What's "different" about it? 362 00:13:09,356 --> 00:13:11,257 (knock at door) 363 00:13:11,257 --> 00:13:12,859 (door opens) 364 00:13:12,859 --> 00:13:16,396 Hi. I have you booked for an in-room couples' massage. 365 00:13:16,396 --> 00:13:18,310 Now's not a good time. 366 00:13:18,310 --> 00:13:19,866 Screw you. I'm getting a massage. 367 00:13:19,866 --> 00:13:22,802 Fine. But I'm keeping my jeans on. 368 00:13:23,970 --> 00:13:25,138 Great. 369 00:13:27,340 --> 00:13:29,242 Hey. Hey. 370 00:13:32,545 --> 00:13:35,849 Look, I've been thinking... 371 00:13:35,849 --> 00:13:37,751 we've been making this trip about us, 372 00:13:37,751 --> 00:13:39,386 and it should really be about Sheldon. 373 00:13:39,386 --> 00:13:41,654 I agree. 374 00:13:41,654 --> 00:13:45,692 So... maybe he should have some say in who goes with him. 375 00:13:45,692 --> 00:13:47,494 Why? What've you been telling him? 376 00:13:47,494 --> 00:13:49,396 (snorts) Nothing. George. 377 00:13:49,396 --> 00:13:51,310 (sighs) 378 00:13:51,310 --> 00:13:53,660 He might've mentioned he was nervous about the flight, 379 00:13:53,660 --> 00:13:56,503 and how great I handled it when we flew to California, so... 380 00:13:56,503 --> 00:13:59,539 Did he mention it or did you mention it? 381 00:13:59,539 --> 00:14:01,808 It's tough to say, really. 382 00:14:01,808 --> 00:14:05,278 You are unbelievable. 383 00:14:05,278 --> 00:14:07,800 Sheldon, what has your father been telling you 384 00:14:07,800 --> 00:14:09,249 about Germany? What? 385 00:14:09,249 --> 00:14:10,517 Come on, Mary, 386 00:14:10,517 --> 00:14:12,850 don't try to confuse the kid. 387 00:14:12,850 --> 00:14:13,119 I'm confused. 388 00:14:13,119 --> 00:14:14,120 It's his choice. 389 00:14:14,120 --> 00:14:15,422 What's my choice? 390 00:14:15,422 --> 00:14:17,157 Who you want to go to Germany with you. 391 00:14:17,157 --> 00:14:18,425 I can't believe you're putting him in the middle. 392 00:14:18,425 --> 00:14:20,126 I'm not putting him in the middle, 393 00:14:20,126 --> 00:14:22,929 I'm treating him like the responsible adult that he is. 394 00:14:22,929 --> 00:14:24,931 Missy's been sneaking out of the house at night 395 00:14:24,931 --> 00:14:26,700 and I'm worried she's going to rob a mall. 396 00:14:28,601 --> 00:14:30,937 I also think she's smoking. (exhales) 397 00:14:30,937 --> 00:14:32,706 ♪ ♪ 398 00:14:37,544 --> 00:14:41,114 Sneaking out of the house? Where did you go? Nowhere. 399 00:14:41,114 --> 00:14:42,415 What were you doing? 400 00:14:42,415 --> 00:14:43,383 Nothing. 401 00:14:43,383 --> 00:14:44,818 Well, you went somewhere and did something. 402 00:14:44,818 --> 00:14:47,921 Tonya, do you have anything to say? 403 00:14:49,220 --> 00:14:51,758 No. Why do you believe Sheldon and not me? 404 00:14:51,758 --> 00:14:54,661 Because he's a Goody Two-shoes and you stole my truck! 405 00:14:54,661 --> 00:14:56,129 Fine. 406 00:14:56,129 --> 00:14:58,264 We snuck out, but we just walked around. 407 00:14:58,264 --> 00:14:59,966 Sheldon said you were smoking. 408 00:14:59,966 --> 00:15:02,502 And we learned it's a disgusting habit. 409 00:15:02,502 --> 00:15:04,604 I know I learned my lesson. 410 00:15:04,604 --> 00:15:05,805 That's enough. 411 00:15:05,805 --> 00:15:07,841 (knock at door) Come in. 412 00:15:08,808 --> 00:15:11,111 Mary, George, thank you for the call. 413 00:15:11,111 --> 00:15:13,513 Tonya, apologize to the Coopers. 414 00:15:13,513 --> 00:15:15,115 Sorry. 415 00:15:15,115 --> 00:15:16,716 Oh, you're gonna be. 416 00:15:16,716 --> 00:15:19,686 Our trip to the Noah's Ark petting zoo, that's off. 417 00:15:20,854 --> 00:15:22,555 I'm too old for that anyway. 418 00:15:22,555 --> 00:15:25,250 Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't realize 14 was too old 419 00:15:25,250 --> 00:15:27,270 to pet two of many kinds of animals. 420 00:15:27,270 --> 00:15:28,361 Come on. 421 00:15:28,361 --> 00:15:30,230 Your parents are getting a phone call. 422 00:15:30,230 --> 00:15:32,532 Great, maybe they'll send me to live with my fun uncle. 423 00:15:32,532 --> 00:15:35,568 Jerry is not fun, and he's in rehab. 424 00:15:35,568 --> 00:15:37,137 (Mary sighs) 425 00:15:37,137 --> 00:15:38,838 I hope you don't have any plans for the summer, 426 00:15:38,838 --> 00:15:40,874 because you're not leaving the house. 427 00:15:40,874 --> 00:15:42,275 That's like three months. 428 00:15:42,275 --> 00:15:43,576 Oh, you want to make it Christmas? 429 00:15:43,576 --> 00:15:45,311 (scoffs) Whatever. 430 00:15:45,311 --> 00:15:47,213 There's nothing to do in this stupid town anyway. 431 00:15:48,515 --> 00:15:50,150 (slams door) 432 00:15:50,150 --> 00:15:52,180 Any chance we can both go to Germany? 433 00:15:52,180 --> 00:15:54,220 (sighs) 434 00:15:54,220 --> 00:15:57,991 Oh, you are holding a lot of tension in here. 435 00:15:57,991 --> 00:15:59,859 Huh, I wonder why. 436 00:15:59,859 --> 00:16:02,862 GEORGE JR.: Do I feel tense? Oh, I bet I feel tense. 437 00:16:02,862 --> 00:16:04,431 You are a little tense. 438 00:16:04,431 --> 00:16:06,199 Huh, I wonder why. 439 00:16:06,199 --> 00:16:07,434 GLORIA: Have you been drinking enough water? 440 00:16:07,434 --> 00:16:08,668 Because often when... 441 00:16:08,668 --> 00:16:10,503 No, that ain't it. (scoffs) No. 442 00:16:10,503 --> 00:16:13,840 It's my fault, for inviting him on a romantic getaway. 443 00:16:13,840 --> 00:16:17,100 It is your fault. Oh, one sec-- 444 00:16:17,100 --> 00:16:19,790 (groaning) Really get in there. 445 00:16:19,790 --> 00:16:21,348 Oh... yeah. 446 00:16:21,348 --> 00:16:24,170 (grunts) Okay, where was I? 447 00:16:24,170 --> 00:16:26,353 This is what you do-- you act all into me, 448 00:16:26,353 --> 00:16:28,880 then you get weird and push me away. 449 00:16:28,880 --> 00:16:29,422 Okay, that's not true. 450 00:16:29,422 --> 00:16:31,391 Yes, it is. You sleep with me, 451 00:16:31,391 --> 00:16:33,526 then you tell me to date other people. 452 00:16:33,526 --> 00:16:35,495 I ask you to marry me, you say no. 453 00:16:35,495 --> 00:16:37,263 Why is this time gonna be any different? 454 00:16:37,263 --> 00:16:40,100 I-I don't know. Maybe I'm ready now. 455 00:16:40,100 --> 00:16:41,568 "Maybe"? 456 00:16:41,568 --> 00:16:43,103 Yeah. 457 00:16:43,103 --> 00:16:45,405 (sighs) Look. 458 00:16:45,405 --> 00:16:48,410 We're getting' along, we're a good team with CeeCee... 459 00:16:48,410 --> 00:16:50,143 Maybe I don't want to risk that on a maybe. 460 00:16:50,143 --> 00:16:52,812 Okay, if you don't want to try, why did you even come here? 461 00:16:52,812 --> 00:16:55,480 Well, I didn't want to say no and make things weird. 462 00:16:55,480 --> 00:16:56,983 Oh, well, you nailed it. 463 00:16:58,585 --> 00:16:59,953 (grunts) 464 00:17:01,321 --> 00:17:02,589 (knock at door) 465 00:17:02,589 --> 00:17:05,325 Missy? MISSY: Go away. 466 00:17:07,594 --> 00:17:09,620 I know you're angry 467 00:17:09,620 --> 00:17:11,564 but I was genuinely worried about you. 468 00:17:12,999 --> 00:17:16,403 I realize we have our differences, but... 469 00:17:16,403 --> 00:17:18,710 I would never be able to forgive myself 470 00:17:18,710 --> 00:17:19,839 if anything bad happened to you. 471 00:17:22,942 --> 00:17:24,611 I hate you. 472 00:17:27,814 --> 00:17:29,849 ♪ ♪ 473 00:17:31,317 --> 00:17:33,787 (TV playing indistinctly) 474 00:17:33,787 --> 00:17:35,455 I'm gonna give CeeCee a bath. 475 00:17:35,455 --> 00:17:36,456 Do you want to help? 476 00:17:36,456 --> 00:17:37,457 Nah, I'm good. 477 00:17:37,457 --> 00:17:38,925 Let me guess... 478 00:17:38,925 --> 00:17:41,940 you've never given a baby a bath either. 479 00:17:41,940 --> 00:17:43,463 It was a different time. 480 00:17:43,463 --> 00:17:45,832 You gonna tell me your husband did all that stuff? 481 00:17:45,832 --> 00:17:47,267 Not really. 482 00:17:47,267 --> 00:17:50,103 Eh, you see? Look, you got a type. 483 00:17:50,103 --> 00:17:52,672 Well, it's not the '50s anymore. 484 00:17:52,672 --> 00:17:55,208 I'm gonna give her a bath and you're gonna help. 485 00:17:55,842 --> 00:17:57,510 Fine. 486 00:17:57,510 --> 00:17:59,713 And afterward, you're gonna change her diaper. 487 00:18:00,947 --> 00:18:03,183 Ah, man, I miss the '50s. 488 00:18:03,183 --> 00:18:06,190 What was that? Nothing, I'm coming. 489 00:18:07,354 --> 00:18:09,356 Whoa, take it easy, 490 00:18:09,356 --> 00:18:11,291 that towel didn't sneak out of the house. 491 00:18:11,291 --> 00:18:12,992 How can you make a joke? 492 00:18:12,992 --> 00:18:14,728 (sighs) Sorry. 493 00:18:14,728 --> 00:18:16,296 I don't know what else to do. 494 00:18:16,296 --> 00:18:18,398 We were both here and she snuck out. 495 00:18:18,398 --> 00:18:20,330 What's gonna stop her from running wild 496 00:18:20,330 --> 00:18:21,501 if it's just one of us? 497 00:18:22,435 --> 00:18:24,471 Oh, so you're saying neither of us should go to Germany? 498 00:18:24,471 --> 00:18:27,307 (exhales) I don't know. 499 00:18:27,307 --> 00:18:30,977 I don't want to punish Sheldon, but I'm worried about Missy. 500 00:18:30,977 --> 00:18:32,679 I am, too. 501 00:18:32,679 --> 00:18:34,470 (Mary sighs) 502 00:18:35,148 --> 00:18:37,183 But I think you should go. 503 00:18:38,485 --> 00:18:41,321 You do? I got the summer off. 504 00:18:41,321 --> 00:18:44,900 My full-time job can be keeping her in line. 505 00:18:45,392 --> 00:18:46,860 You sure you're up for that? 506 00:18:46,860 --> 00:18:48,561 Mary, I'm a football coach. 507 00:18:48,561 --> 00:18:50,530 I can handle a 13-year-old girl. 508 00:18:51,698 --> 00:18:53,933 ADULT SHELDON: Missy snuck out 32 times that summer, 509 00:18:53,933 --> 00:18:57,370 and got her belly button pierced. 510 00:18:57,370 --> 00:18:59,873 The poor guy had no idea. 511 00:19:05,445 --> 00:19:08,148 ♪ If I hadn't blown the whole thing years ago ♪ 512 00:19:08,148 --> 00:19:10,150 ♪ I might not be alone ♪ 513 00:19:10,150 --> 00:19:12,919 ♪ Tomorrow we can drive around this town ♪ 514 00:19:12,919 --> 00:19:15,622 (sighs) (turns radio off) 515 00:19:18,124 --> 00:19:19,693 All right, let's get married. 516 00:19:21,127 --> 00:19:22,362 What? 517 00:19:22,362 --> 00:19:25,980 You think I'm not all in, but I am. 518 00:19:25,665 --> 00:19:28,335 Okay. I am, too. 519 00:19:30,403 --> 00:19:31,738 Okay. 520 00:19:31,971 --> 00:19:34,174 So, we're really doing this? 521 00:19:34,607 --> 00:19:35,909 Yeah.